Call Her Daddy - 92- Miley Cyrus

Episode Date: August 14, 2020

THE DADDY OF ALL DADDIES HAS ARRIVED. Miley Fucking Cyrus joins the show this week and immediately hits it off with your father. Miley is officially Daddy Gang and spills an extreme amount of tea this week. So get your popcorn, relax, and enjoy the show folks. Heartbreak, trauma, therapy, guilt, girl-on-girl, being put on the no-fly list for smuggling drugs, her relationship with Hannah Montana, the first person she lost her male virginity to, her 'Love Languages', what she is looking for in a relationship, her personal sex advice, AND MORE. This episode is packed with a whole lot of content. INTRODUCING MILEY CYRUS EVERYONE. Enjoy! #DADDYGANG (once you finish listening, go watch the video vlog of Miley & Alex meeting/ hanging on Youtube @ alexandracooper)

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy daddy gang can you hear me hello it is the alexandra cooper and i am sitting with what i would consider the ultimate daddy. Yas. Yas, bitch. Under the disco tree. You're not supposed to talk yet. Oh, sorry.

No, it's fine. My first podcast. You can talk, but no, no, no, it's fine. Guys, introducing Miley fucking Cyrus. Thank you for having me. Thank you for coming to my house. Thank you for sitting under the disco tree. I'm just feeling kind of like vibes right now.

Oh, it's vibey. Well, to our right, Miley and I have penises. Two penises. Two penises. So before you got here, I ran into my living room. One, I think everyone in my house got a little scared when I was like, oh, I have dildos. I should put them on the table.

They're like inappropriate. Don't do that. But they're not quite dildos. They've never been used. No, no, no. Listen. Not by me anyway. This is the Call Her Daddy podcast.

It would be okay if people were like having sex behind us. Like we live for anything sexual. This is by me anyway this is the call her daddy podcast it would be okay if people are like having sex behind us like we live for anything sexual this is like so this is good the safer platform for me that's why i'm not doing much press besides this okay this is the only place that is probably appropriate right right right because i'll take it too far and then you can like bring it down which is like maybe a little different for you than normal okay we love this so the fucking song let me tell you a little story. Okay. Okay.

So, I'm sitting in my hotel room, and Kelly, the woman that's here with me in LA, is like, I'm going to play you Miley's song. We're going to get you to play Miley's song. And I'm like, I have never in my life, if you have told me that I was going to be listening to your song early release, I'm like, what is my life? I'm a fucking loser from Pennsylvania. Like, what's happening? I listen to the song.

I have an orgasm. No, I'm just kidding. Oh. I am a fucking loser from Pennsylvania like what's happening I listen to the song I have an orgasm no I'm just kidding oh I am like wet listening to your song yeah Miley Miley Midnight Sky yes tell us about it it's iconic I'm sorry but like I'm getting excited for you Midnight Sky I'm like very very into I mean kind of throughout my career I've felt like I've been able to introduce my fans to music they may not know like whether it's sitting in this backyard and covering Jolene for backyard sessions or playing like I have this really funny video that I love of playing smells like teen spirit when I was on the Hannah Montana tour and like all the kids were really upset about it and weren't digging it at all they're like Miley what are you saying yeah four random moms were kind of singing along also I was yelling my libido while all these children, it was like a whole thing.

And so I felt like I always do these covers, but I wanted one of my own. I wanted a song that felt classic. I wanted a song that felt like it was from the era of which I usually pull my inspiration from, but like really not being afraid, really being unapologetic about the tone, the sonics, the lyrics. And as you and I were watching the video and we started talking about, I think it's really special how having this kind of like anthemic, you know, pansexual, bisexual anthem of this song that like plays with gender roles. And it's like unapologetically saying in the chorus like my lips on her mouth and then he's got his hands on my waist and like

there's just not song for people that can identify with like these lyrics um and so i just thought that it was a really empowering thing for me and then for my listeners because i just felt like it was a song that felt really honest and and then when you and I were watching the video and talking about like how the video kind of just like captured my spirit and I felt like that hasn't really happened before I felt the same way about the video I felt like that was like me in my most authentic form and so it just feels very um like celebratory right now just feel, that's what we were talking about. Like how I feel like I'm really just thriving.

That's, that's, she's thriving. She's thriving. I, when I heard you, like the lyric about like you kissing her on her mouth, I was like, fuck yes. Fuck yes, queen. Because so many people that listen to my podcast are fucking terrified about embracing who they are because you're fortunate that like, I want to talk to you a little bit about you like realizing your sexuality. And I know that you're very open about like you love everything and you're not putting yourself in a box.

But some people don't live in L.A. or have parents that would be supportive and they're fucking terrified. And I feel like this song is just changing the game because it's like you're talking about a woman, you're talking about a man and it's normal. And it's coming from Miley Cyrus. So you can fucking listen to it and you can kiss a woman and you can kiss a man and it's fucking fun. And I like the idea that you kind of say it's normal because I really think that normalization is like the first step to just feeling like fully that acceptance. And I think like not just for it to feel normal from the outside but feeling comfortable to you and normal to you.

So yeah, it was just definitely writing it in the studio even with some of my peers trying to kind of explain that to them why it was important because they were like, isn't it kind of confusing? The pop structure is that the chorus says the same thing every

time so it gets burned into your brain. So when you're at a concert and people get wasted You know, like the pop structure is that the chorus says the same thing every time. So it gets burned into your brain. So when you're at a concert and people get wasted, they're never like, wait, what does she say there? You really want it. There's like a formula. You know, I think everyone, whether you make pop music or not, know that there's like a pop formula. And this really goes against that by having this like gender swap in lyrics because, you know, in a way it's challenging the system and challenging structure which is what i always do i when i heard i was born to run i don't belong to anyone i was

like good night goodbye hello welcome to color daddy that's literally like the everything i try to tell anyone that listens to this podcast i'm like you belong to yourself and you can do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to apologize for anything. And that lyric, I'm like, oh my God, Miley, like you fucking hit it. And I was kind of thinking about that today, like even getting ready because like before you got here, I had on my hoodie and like I had on my sweatshirt. I had on my fucking leggings. And now she has her tits out. Exactly. That was my next step what what made you change okay so you were coming here and i was sitting like in my kitchen doing all my i was

kind of thinking about like what i would want to say because like i usually don't have this freedom just to like really talk that's one thing that i'm learning that i do dig about podcasts yeah you can really actually get into it yeah and sometimes like I do feel like on shows you got such a quick amount of time and like you're so censored that I don't always get out my full thought so to my full thought is I was sitting in my leggings my sweatshirt and like really working and and then knowing you were coming here I went and like got ready and I did my makeup in like 15 minutes, got everything done in 15 minutes. And I realized like something that I thought would be important to say was that I wasn't getting dressed for you.

And I wasn't getting dressed for like someone to think that I look sexy. I was getting dressed for me. And I think that's something that's different now that I'm a little bit older that changed. Like I think maybe that happened like through my last breakup I feel like maybe since I have like 26 only in the last year have I felt like I always am doing what I want for me because I don't think that there's been a period which like I know isn't the most relatable thing to say but there hasn't really been a period for me where I felt like super insecure with my sexuality like I've just been that way like Like I used to strip naked,

completely naked in a Cracker Barrel when I was age of three and like roll around on the ground. So that's just like, that's just like who I am. We love that. And America loved it when you did it more on like TV. Oh yeah. They loved that.

They love that. Um, so I was thinking about like, I guess in the last year has been really transformative. And we were talking about on the couch before we started just about like how I felt like this self-realization period that's going on kind of universally and culturally i kind of started having that like over the past two years through a little bit of trauma right like physical like my house burning down was like basically

one of the most transformative periods of my life and I'm going through a massive breakup. And I just feel like one thing that I gained through all the loss is an idea that what I do is for me. And that doesn't mean that you and I were talking about before we started this podcast also about like how much guilt that I feel like I've always had about feeling like I know how fortunate I am and I don't really feel comfortable with that I don't feel comfortable with my privilege and I think the only way through it has been through a little bit of trauma and I just want to say first of all that's like the most beautiful thing because like honestly coming to your house i had no fucking clue what to expect i'm like i'm about to meet miley cyrus like of course i watched hannah montana are you fucking kidding me i made embarrassing music videos pretending to be you when i was younger and then now as the call her

daddy host i'm so excited to meet the woman that is so sexually liberated and it's like an icon for our generation and i had no idea like and i was fully prepared to walk in and be like hi like okay sit down like let's have a conversation you are like so normal and and yet you're so not normal but you're normal and i think that you saying like you've been through trauma and you're finally for the first time in your life like really like i'm gonna do everything for myself that is so fucking beautiful because that kind of shows me no matter how famous you are or whoever is listening in like nebraska everyone has to have that one period in their life where they're like fuck am i doing this

for a guy a girl am i doing this for someone else other than me and then you got to find a fucking way whether it's through trauma yeah it fucking sucked then but don't you kind of feel like oh my god it's fuck it was meant to be because look where i am i'm so thankful that all that happened yeah now i think i don't know why that popped into my brain when i was like getting ready but like i was putting on my little kitten heel yeah you look amazing i was putting on my shit and i'm like it's honestly for me yeah and like i have a lot of guilt just in my i just have since i was little like i don't know things have been very easy for me like I've always been if I've tried something once I could do it right and I know that's not

the same for everybody and I don't know why it's that way for me and so I had a lot of I had a really hard time accepting that and I don't like for things to be easy I like to work hard right so I'm one of those people that if I couldn't do it first time, I'd do it a hundred times until I could, but I've never really had to. I've never really had to do that. The only time that I have really had that experience of just trying to do something that wasn't meant for me or not going to work is in relationships. That's so crazy. And I think I had a big fear of being alone because i'm always surrounded by people so like my idea of what's it

like to be surrounded by people it's not surrounded by friends like 15 people it's like 15 000 people right and so the idea of how drastic it goes from being full to being empty is just like really dramatic and so there was just like a lot of fear a a lot of guilt. But yeah, I love therapy. Yeah, but that and we love we were literally talking before the podcast. We're like, so I was like, Are you in therapy? I'm like, who asks you that? But I'm like, I love therapy. Do you like therapy? I fucking love it. It's the best. You I think that's really beautiful, though, that you have enough like, self reflection to be like, what am I not having success in and it is relationships and i can't help but be like miley like you literally have been so famous since you were how young and then

like to fight it's almost like you're now getting to be like okay what do i want to do with my life because you went for so fucking long performing in front of so many people pleasing so many people and now it's like wait what do you what makes you happy that's actually a really interesting perspective because I never really thought about it that way and I guess that is kind of maybe I'm at the age where that would be like getting out of college starting your first I mean most people will be starting their lives now and I feel like I'm kind of in that like mid life success place and like or even like beyond the finish line. And there's actually something kind of about,

I've read about a lot of athletes that have, it's called a winner's blues. And it's when you felt too much of like the dopamine and success and the rush that that crash is just so hard. Trust me, me and athletes on this podcast, we talk about all the time. It's kind of a joke,

but like, I like to hook up with athletes and I always say their life is so hard because it kind of ends at like 30, 40, their career. And then it's like, what do you do? And it can happen the same thing,

especially for like females and pop music. There's so much like ageism and sexism that I think it's just, you know, you get feeling like, I just think it's a really good perspective to say, oh, my life is kind of starting now and I'm at a point where I get to decide what do I want to do with it. And that's what you would be doing if you had been spending years in college or spending years as an intern or lower on the kind of like ranking of your job that now you're at

a place where you're like 27, 28, 29, 30, where you get to go, okay, like, what am I going to do with all the skills right that i've collected well can i ask you because like listen everyone i think it was the most iconic moment when like you were hannah montana and i know probably for a while you were like i don't even want to hear that fucking name for a minute because like kindly shut the fuck up my name is miley cyrus you i mean the bangers era when all of a sudden it was like you took everything to the fucking max and you were like this is my clit nipple and we're ready to roll everybody watched me twerk everywhere and it was iconic but it was almost like you were trying to break away from the disney

thing and what do you when you look back on the era what do you like what does it make you well what's so weird about that is also that was for me. And like, just like getting, I guess that's the full circle of my story that I was trying to get to was basically, I mean, I was wondering why I wanted to tell you that, but I guess that is why, because it's so relevant in my career. Like I never thought, I really, really don't care what anyone else is really doing with their life as long as they're being like a good person. And to me, I just still can't believe that people care so much about what I'm doing but in the times where I want them to like when I'm rallying people to fight injustices or trying to normalize like my

LGBTQ community that I'm proud to be a part of when it comes to that I'm happy that I have the attention that I do and it's not something that you get to turn on and off it doesn't come with a switch and so I am really happy that people are so interested and intrigued by me and my choices in my life because that means that I really do have a loud you know platform yeah you have a voice but I definitely think that that VMAs 2013 era was was kind of an awakening um and I guess I'm just going through round two right now yeah but, but it was like the first one was like, I mean, obviously, when did you realize like, oh, I'm not just attracted to men?

Like how young were you? I was attracted to girls way before I ever was attracted to guys. When I was like 11 years old, I used to think that like Minnie Mouse was super fucking hot. That isn't just specific. Which is so good. I ended up on Disneyney so my chances with minnie went up by like oh my god you're like minnie you me let's fuck yeah she was super hot to me

um i always thought that the female characters and movies were way hotter than any of the guys i actually never really understood what these girls were doing with these like idiots right you're like that penis is disgusting um so, so that was kind of it. And then like, yeah, when I was like 11 or 12, my friends were starting to kind of like tell me what they were doing with guys. And I didn't really understand it. So I've got most of my girlfriends hook up with me. That is such an amazing. The first time I ever hooked up with anyone was with the girl. Was a girl.

Two of them. And did you go past first base? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course. Oh, my God. Absolutely. OK. And then when did you hook up with a guy um i hooked up with well i didn't go all the way with the dude i was 16 it wasn't

nick jonas it wasn't nick jonas but i ended up marrying the guy oh my god so that's pretty crazy so that's the first guy you hooked up with yeah which i lied and said that he wasn't the first so i didn't seem like a loser okay but now you're telling me more of a full circle story it's so fucking weird because I couldn't think I couldn't think of anyone he was like oh whoever you had sex with then I couldn't think of anyone so I just like made somebody up right I knew but we had never actually had sex before and then like his friend ended up marrying him and so then it was like oh now my friend is marrying someone you hooked up with so then when I was like 24 I had to say that I lied when I was you're like so that was a full-blown lie.

You're actually my friend. It was a lie that I held on to for like 10 years. Wow. And then once you're kind of stuck in a lie, like you're kind of fucked. Oh, yeah. Then I was like, no reason to like dig old bones up. But then you're like, hey, this is directly affecting our lives, so I'll tell you. Yeah.

Okay. That was so weird when it directly affected my life. You're like, how the fuck did this happen? It's so weird. You're like, I picked a random. That's why I think that everything's pre-programmed in this world. It's supposed to happen. Like, what's meant to be will be.

Do you have, like, a type? I know, like, you're attracted to people's souls. Like, you're attracted to, but do you have, like, who are you in a relationship I'm so interested to know? Are you hyper crazy and do you like a calm person? Oh my God. I actually do kind of need, I usually end up complaining that they're boring but that's what I need I need boring me too I'm realizing I need like more calm very calm they

have to be I mean you're fucking by the side you need like a confident guy yes but he can't be the same level as you like of like screaming I definitely definitely need like a calming I need an anchor I need a weight but when I was thinking about this yesterday and knowing we're gonna have this conversation I was thinking about someone has to bring more to the table than their plate they can't just be like fill me up all the fucking time and I think that's kind of that's a big part of my life is filling people back up and that can make me go below zero below E and so it's really important that i feel fulfilled and um yeah they they have to bring something to the table do you think it's like hard because of how mega successful you are like how the fuck are you like how would you ever date a normal person you can't

so i think that's what ended up making, like, female relationships make more sense to me. Because, like, the role that I was in made more sense. Oh, that's interesting. Because it was like, well, there's not going to be this weird thing that, like, I pay for everything. And I whatever. And then I was like, but that's just, like, a stereotype, too. Like, if I'm going to be with a girl, like, I'm totally down to be with, like, a boss bitch that's, like, as successful or more successful than me. That's cool, too. But I felt like the women that I ended up being around, like, the or more successful than me that's cool too but I felt like the women that

end up being around it like the role fit easier for me because like even in my relationship with men a lot of the times like I kind of hold a more dominant right you're cut you have the power you wear the pants a little more dominant space well how could you not it felt like that made it less uncomfortable yeah and then it felt like i was choosing partners out of anxiety which is like so much to do with like my therapy journey too because i don't want to choose who i'm going to be with out of like anxiety or fear or stereotype because that's like not anything that i represent or believe in right the stereotype so it's like i need to find a guy that's confident enough in himself that he's okay that i am who you are masculine and strong and just like there's a

lot of qualities to me that tend to like associate more with the male role yeah i i yeah i agree i think it's kind of beautiful that you've been like and so i'm i'm okay right now being like yeah it works better with a woman and if I can find a man that can be accepting of that great but for right now for you the female relationship is working better yeah this just made a lot more sense like at a time and then like what's what's funny about that too is like I guess I don't know I guess I've just have been very experimental like I've been with a lot of different kinds of like dudes and chicks like I've been with like super femme girls. Yeah. Girls that kind of make me feel more femme. Like I just really don't have a type. The main thing for me is that someone has to bring something that is elevating my life. Yeah. And like that's in all my relationships not just my sexual relationships totally yeah you need people that are going to be just like as powerful in a room it doesn't have doesn't they don't have

to be as successful they don't have to have more money but you don't want to feel like you're like dragging this person and giving this person and you're not getting filled up that's awful do you know what your love languages are i do i don't you love like finding out people's love languages okay wait tell me so my love language kind of makes me sound like an asshole but it's not it is acts of service oh wait i thought no gifts is more asshole yeah gifts are crazy you're like bitch give me a chanel i hate gifts okay me too i really don't like it cringe right um yeah that's so embarrassing i don't know what to do my face i don't know what to do i hate it but i like acts of service because i would say that on the giving and the receiving end.

Like if someone that I'm with tells me like my closet is driving me crazy, it's totally unorganized. By the time they're home the next day, I've already dealt with it. I'm like that. I really love to do things for people. Or if someone says that anything like I'll I remember I one boyfriend i had like i think you thought it was really weird that i made him i made him a bong for his birthday oh my god and i like handmade this like bong and then i thought he thought it was kind of weird but it's like i would rather someone make something for me and like that to me is like an act of service like i took time wait this is so fascinating

also talking to you about this because just based off of everything we're talking about you're talking about the way you give love like and then there's two ways you how the fuck Miley here we go how do you receive so receiving I also really really like you like when I like extra service okay even though I feel like an asshole I do like when people do things for me and then my other one is there's physical touch words of of affirmation, quality time, quality, quality, quality, quality time is my other one. But quality emphasis on quality, like not just time. Right.

I don't want you just like to fill the space. Right. I want you to bring something to the fucking table. And that is what I like really demand now. I was like, I'm getting older. Yeah. I allowed so many people to just come and like bullshit your toxic fucking breath to my air and like suck out the life of my spaces and like I'm just over that

yeah I was gonna ask you like how I think a lot of people look I always talk about it because it's like I love to talk about sex but I also like to talk about like everyone has been through shitty relationships everyone's been through shitty relationships. Everyone's been through heartbreak. And like, is there a little like tip you can give anyone listening to like getting through any heartbreak? We've all been through relationships that we break up. Like, have you found your. So I had a very, very public, of course, very big breakup that was over a 10 year span of a relationship and sitting with me now I would

hope you find me to be somewhat this way which is not the public perception is I'm very logical I'm very organized you are and like very kind of center and so I love lists list keep my whole fucking world on track my world would be wrecked if I didn't make lists that's brilliant every day I have a list of what do I want how am I going to achieve it what's the next step and so with heartbreak i tried to not get lost in the emotion not and i also don't like that with women too it's like well you're a cold bitch it's like right no no i have the world is going to keep turning it's like it's like a death when you lose a love straight out deep like it feels like a death it's honestly sometimes that even feels easier because it's more you can like put it to bed and move on. You know that person's still walking around.

I know. Like the person's still walking on the earth and choosing every day because it's a choice. Right. Death isn't a choice. Right. And this is a choice. So to not get lost in emotion, to focus on the logics, is to make a list of what you were gaining and what you were losing. Yeah.

What they were contributing to your life and what they were gaining and what you were losing, what they were contributing to your life, and what they were subtracting, and to value each of these things by one through ten. So like... Fuck, Miley hasn't figured the fuck out. And then you add them all up. And if the person was adding more to your life, then you know what is expected for your next relationship.

Wow. And what they were subtracting, you know what you will not accept ever again. And so you look at these two things and you go, this is what I, okay, so one of the things that are really important to me in a relationship. Yes. Other than active service. Like, besides active service, I like people taking care of themselves. I think the way someone treats themselves is a reflection of the way that they'll treat

you. So true. So I'm like super into like clean eating. I'm into people taking care of themselves. I knew that the place to meet my next partner was not going to be at like a fucking Burger King. No. If clean eating and self-maintenance is going to be important, I know to look in communities where those people are going to gather. I now no longer look at like any sort of AA meetings because I myself have,

I don't really want to help someone on their journey of addiction so much because I need to take care of my own self. But I do, you know, you don't like as someone that's living a sober lifestyle, don't go to the club looking for your next partner, you know, so put yourself in places where you'll be successful. So you don't get stuck stuck on i'm just always wasting my time with all these people it's like you can really control the kind of people that are going to like flow in and out of your life straight up create a filtration system so i have filtered my life of what i will accept and what i will not i am sorry but like you just sounded so like you have it fucking figured out and i know you don't but like no but that shit

right there i'm like did everyone is everyone listening write that fucking down i'm about to go back and listen that helps with every single thing and like even people in your life so you look at the people that like matter the most to you like my mom matters the most to me of anyone so i write down her qualities of what i love about her and i try to find people like that because one day i may not have my mom on this earth and I want to have people that like keep her spirit alive through them and I do think that there's little

sparks of like we're all kind of one and we've all just divided into these our own little sources of energy and like our own little souls but we're all kind of like one in a way I think and so I think that I could find little pieces of her and other people dude that is like so fucking beautiful wait you're like fucking

mature as shit what my lady i'm not coming with the facts i'm not in real life i still love dicks and all the things but i think the idea right that that like i don't know i just think that there's a level of there's a level of logic to everything and not getting lost in emotion. No, that is, that's pretty brilliant. And wait, so are you not smoking weed anymore? I'm not smoking weed anymore. Okay, wait, I'm gonna, okay, in the spirit of like being Call Her Daddy,

I always say like, okay, I think it's, high sex is the best sex. Drunk sex is a fucking, like it gets fun sometimes, but it's just like, okay, and it's like a little, like, yeah, it's kind of disgusting. So high sex can be the best sex, obviously. And, obviously, if you were, like, smoking all the time, you were having high sex. And now that you're not, like, how are you doing?

Okay, I'm doing great. Okay, great. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about this, which is really funny, because, like, my, I'm going to wait for this to go away, because this is going to get juicy. Airplanes and the night. I'm telling you, I live at fucking Burbank. Fuck.

It's really not. It's not right. Yeah, we got to move. We got to move. We got to get out of here. Yeah. Miley kind of lives right at the airport. It gives me anxiety.

Okay. Okay. But what are we going to talk about? We're going to say. High sex. Oh, high sex. Of course. Yes. we're going to say, oh, high sex, of course. So my identity is much, my identity is related to sex

in a much deeper way than my sexuality is, if that makes any sense. So like, so my identity and who I am as a person is very sexual and who I I am as a sexual person is, again, maybe I'm, like, a selfish psycho. But, like, sex is really, like, about me in my mind. Of course. So everything's about me in my mind, apparently. I won't know. Everything is about Miley. But, like, we can give ourselves an orgasm.

But I just feel like I – let me think about this. Let's think about my sex life. I get turned on by, again, like what people are like contributing to my life. And as of right now, having someone that's also sober, like a partner, is like very sexual to me because it's very like present and very there. Right. But I think it's really funny how my identity is so wrapped up in sexuality when my sexuality actually just has a lot to do with like my identity and who I am as a person. Does that make any fucking sense? Are you guys with us? You lost me a little.

It's just really weird. I just think people think of me as a hypersexual being. Right, like you're having sex all the time 24-7. Like you're going to sit on this dildo in front of my eyes. Which I would. But like I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex. That's a better way to say it. Okay, there we go.

And I'm much more into sexuality than sex. Like I, but I also don't really fuck with foreplay because I just am too busy. Wait, really? I don't fuck with foreplay as everyone will tell you, even in my business. I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you. So that's my thing. I like like i have a lot fucking going on i don't really have time to like sit around and flick my pussy i really want to get the shit done and fucking get back to editing

wait so what are we doing like throwing lube on there we're going lube and hurry oh like hurry if i'm in the mood we're good right right i don't really need lube to be honest okay so like i'm like good stick it right in just hurry hurry i'm kind of like hurry and make it good oh but i'm not like i'm not like an old like oh i don't really want to have sex i go through seasons where like i think i can have sex with women longer than i can with men really maybe it's because you just get in there and it's like kind of done and i think women are much more attractive i don't really want to stare at a dick for a long period of time you know what i mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I could definitely have foreplay longer with a girl than I could with a guy. Wow. I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face.

Dude, no, I always say to girls- I like dicks as an aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put them in sparkles. Exactly. I always tell girls that are like, fuck, is it weird as shit? I'm not a lesbian,

but I watch girl on girl porn Girls are way hotter No cause you don't Want to see a fucking Dick in your baby We know this We know this I don't want that

But I Everyone I think Can agree That from Ancient times That dicks Make wonderful sculpture Beautiful

But more than that I am not as interested They're a little scary Sometimes I like dicks As art pieces Yeah And sculptural I love the shape I think it like Really looks good I am not as interested. They're a little scary sometimes. I like dicks as art pieces. Yeah. And sculptural.

I love the shape. I think it like really looks good on a table. It's good if it can just get in and go away. Right. Because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's such a. That's how I truly feel. That honestly is so brilliant.

I feel good about saying that. You're like, and listen to that and I'll say it a fucking game. Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Sorry. Queen. Yes. It's fucking true wait can i ask that's why it's all about me because i'm secretly just looking at my own body right you're like i'm so fucking hot your dick is ugly but look at this pussy exactly and that's why it's almost hotter hooking up with girls for me that's what i'm saying it's all you get turned on i don't give a fuck on your show you're allowed to say it's all about me it's all about me like i want to look down and see me in my thing that makes me feel hot absolutely you should just

masturbate in front of a mural underwear that are actually not even hot for like a guy they're kind of like granny right but they're so fashion and i'm so obsessed with them and so you wear them for you i wear them for me and it's like that's amazing can i ask you because i think so many fucking women like are so terrified of're like, is my vagina ugly? I feel like my labia lips aren't as cute or my clit's big or whatever. And I'm like, no, you have to own your fucking pussy. You just got to become friends with yourself and like dig yourself. Love it.

And I also just think that there's like, if you're starting to feel bad about your vagina, just Google dicks and you'll start feeling okay. Wait, this is actually like kind of facts. Yeah. Look at that shriveling little thing, especially when it's done. It's like, oh, look at him. Little baby carrot. No, I know.

We're not like, I'm just like not, that's just not my thing. Yeah. And how did like, if you've hooked up with men, can they tell that you're not into them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that, I think that I wouldn't be doing it if i wasn't into it so in the moment i'm feeling it but later are you not giving blowjobs like if the guy i've given a blowjob recently okay but it wasn't as much fun as i thought it was gonna be it honestly just took too long you're like that was awful i actually say every day like i don't really want to do

morning sex even though i used to really like to yeah i don't really do it because i've got like when i'm thinking about the editors in new york and like i'm a little bit worried about them like you know you saw the video that like making sure all the bubble gum looks glossy and that's more important it is more important and i just don't have time to sit around and like play with my vagina i need it to all be on my schedule and you don't have time then if you don't have that then you don't have time to get stuck because men if they say the same thing they're a boss they're running their business like that would be what about the men that like these are not all men's i'm not generalizing but what about men that like work on their kids birthdays my dad had to work on my birthday if you're a woman and you're

like listen i don't have time to give you a blowjob because I want to work. You're an asshole. But if you don't show up to your child's birthday party because you got to get your business done, you're a boss. Yeah. That's fucked up. That is fucked up. That's fucked up. I'm glad you're like so open about this shit because I feel like there are so many fucking girls that are like, yeah, like I just like twirl on that dick and like I'm just like wild.

I don't twirl on that. I don't twirl period. And I definitely don't twirl on that dick. You're like, I don't like i don't twirl on i don't twirl period and i definitely don't twirl i do you're like i don't do hands i'm not a twirler wait okay can i ask you what your favorite position is then um my favorite thing is lauren conrad's video of ceo wait what so someone says what's your favorite position and she goes ceo what the fuck is that so she's the her that she's the head boss she's a ceo oh okay yeah that's my favorite oh you want to know what it is like not getting no that's like if i not if you're bent over a desk if you're sitting at the desk with your hands on the keyboard writing an email to someone that didn't do what

the fuck they were supposed to and you're making sure that they know that that's what happened wait that's kind of that's my favorite position okay that's fair okay i kind of like love that you answered with that and i hate that i like was like huh this is an interesting question yeah now now after you like thinking about like you okay so you like hooking up with girls so if you had to pick for the rest of your life i'm scared you have to pick either getting eaten out or fingered and you can't get the other one which one are you getting i'd rather finger myself okay that's i think i'm obsessed with me wait wait i really am everyone else like guys hello eating out someone else is going to be in the room and like you're going to feel uncomfortable i like when um but you like the stallion says stop licking my pussy hard that shit's aggravating like that's

really aggravating yeah oh no well because i think it's it's hard because it's like i feel like there's not as many people that know how to eat pussy but it fingering is so underrated and it can be so amazing okay i'm just like into me i'm going with fingering but with myself yourself yes honestly that is most daddy is long but not that long but honestly like maybe you could if i could remove a rib maybe do you have any favorite sex toys that you can like give advice for the daddy gang to get okay so here's my advice for you which recently got given to me and i thought it was highly valuable so i thought i would pass it down okay generations to generations, so here's my advice for you, which recently got given to me and I thought it was highly valuable. So I thought I would pass it down generations to generations. Love.

So one of my main gays was over at my house helping me pick lighting for above my bed. We were like, are we going to go with a chandelier? Are we going to go with something modern? What are we going to go with? And he's like, well, you got to go with a flush mount. And I'm like, what the fuck's a flush mount? He's like, you got to make sure it's like really tight to the ceiling because you don't want when you stand up to hit your head

on the light fixture or like try to grab onto it for fun and then pull it out of the wall. And then it come crashing down and part of the chandelier go through your partner's sternum. Now you're a murderer. And you like, it got so deep. But I was like, apparently he's like speaking from like, I'm guessing from experience. He's like, this has happened to me. So he stands up on my bed. Luckily, he's six foot two.

So I did go with the chandelier, but I don't think that's going to be a problem. Okay, great. So he was telling me that for future reference to always be really, see, this is about logic. I'm all about logic. Here she goes. So for particular, you got to be very particular about lighting above your bed because it's one step away from being a murderer. That's the advice that I was given.

Wait, that is really interesting. So he said that the chandelier was like, if you grab onto it, if it comes out of the wall and you pick one of the ones that are like classic, like chandelier style, that it can come down and go crashing through the person's sternum. And that seems like a nightmare trying to explain. Miley? If I'm going to kill someone, it's definitely not going to be with a chandelier. So wait.

Even though that's kind of chic. Is anyone following where, when I said, what's a good sex toy? You want. You said advice. Oh, wait. So, that was advice. My advice for you. Okay, so I feel like everyone listening is like, okay, don't put the chandelier above

the. You don't put the chandelier just because you don't want to kill someone. Honestly, I. If you don't want to hit your head, that's embarrassing. And also, I feel like, like the whole murder thing, I'm just like not down. I'm not in the mood. I'm already weird. I'm already weird about getting embarrassed.

Like, I get embarrassed really, really easy. Really? Wait, why? And if I get like red, it will stick. Like, if I get like. Wait. Like, I get embarrassed really, really easy. Really? Wait, why? And if I get, like, red, it will stick. Wait, what would you get embarrassed about? Like, in the bedroom? I just don't really ever want, like... Like, if you, like, accidentally queep.

Crazy sounds. Oh, yeah. Crazy sounds. Dude, that's so fucking worse. Or falling. I, like, am always scared that I'm going to, like, roll. I have... When you fall off a bed mid-sex and you try to, like...

No, let's keep it going. And it's, like... I don't do falls. Like, falls falls freak me out i've really only fallen knock on wood this is probably gonna happen to me soon a handful of times in my life and this is i'm not trying to do it and do you just stop you can't continue sex i'll continue and try to make it a shtick because that's like but in your head you're like that's the like kind of like physical comedy in me to like be like that was on purpose it's like a charlie Chaplin kind of move, but no. You're like, but no, I'm actually not enjoying this now.

I would not want anything really embarrassing to happen. I actually agree. Killing someone with a chandelier seems really embarrassing. I feel like that's the ultimate. That's the ultimate. It's not even embarrassing. It's also life-changing. And I was wondering why I didn't think about it before.

No, I actually, I think because a lot of people don't put chandeliers. Have lighting over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a light already when I moved in. That's a rich bitch problem. But it was down towards the end, which I thought was okay. Okay, yeah. And then he was saying no, because what if you go the other way?

Like, it's just something you don't want to do. That's a rich person problem. Listen, this was apparently like a six foot four gay guy problem. I don't think I'm ever going to get close enough to a light, but I did think it was good advice. Okay, so everybody listening, guys,iers no fucking go no fucking go or just anything that could like you don't want to be you don't you don't want to mix interior and sex no that's that's really great advice i honestly have never thought about that specific situation and

i'll always keep that in mind see now when you walk into a hotel room and there's a fucking light above the bed you're gonna think about me you're gonna be like no about the bed. You're going to think about me. I'm going to scream. You're going to be like, no, cap the light. Cap the light. We're done. Okay. What about, do you use sex toys or just your fingers? I like sex toys. Most of my sex toys I use as, see, I'm very contradictory. I was just saying don't involve sex and interior design, but I do like sex toys as interior design.

Okay. So a lot of the time I'll buy a dildo and like more than about its operation. This is from- You want it to look cute. This is from Pleasure Chest. So this is actually like real, but I don't really want to get in there with it because I love the way that it looks on the table. Wait, yeah, guys.

It's like a blue sparkly dick and it's honestly. It's so cute. It's really cute. It's really, really cute. It's really cute. So I'm really into dildos for interior design and I buy them for myself, but I end up using them for interior design. So like you're like, I'll probably use that one day and then you end up just putting it out in like your family

room yeah exactly yeah do you like vibrators I like vibrators um but I really just like mostly aesthetic and I feel like I'm like pretty good with like dealing with myself wait that's pretty great yeah and how do you like when do you think you got super like you said you've always been confident but do you think you've always been like super confident sexually within yourself I've gone through a lot of seasons like I feel like it's very reflective of where i am and if you talk to me in a year which we should we should talk about this again when i'm not busy because when i'm not busy my sex drive is totally different really and i think that's something like it goes up also with women i when i'm working it goes goes down because I'm so in my zone of working that you're kind of like...

I don't have time for that. One, I did read an amazing book about kind of like adrenals and your hormones and I have low cholesterol. And when you have low cholesterol, it affects your sex drive. And when I'm like working, I don't eat as regularly, then my cholesterol gets low. Your cholesterol controls all the hormones in your body. So when you get low blood sugar, low cholesterol, not eating like snacks and things like that. Yeah. By the end of the night, if I'm hungry, I'm definitely not horny.

Wait, that's why I never even knew that. That's really good information. You've got to check your cholesterol. So people, guys, cholesterol. It's really logical. Dude, that's really smart because like I feel like there are so many girls like, why am I like never horny? And like, check your cholesterol.

Apparently, Miley says check your cholesterol. It creates all your hormones and it'll change your life. Sometimes I will like, okay, what is fucked up is if I will eat something crazy. I'm like, fuck this. I've been working all day. I'm ordering a shit ton of Mexican food. Then all of a sudden I get horny. I'm like, horrible timing.

I was looking so hot all day long. And then you're feeling bloated as fuck. But then it's my cholesterol goes up and my blood sugar and then you're like I'm gonna go poop I can't have sex right now I don't feel hot

sometimes you just gotta knock it all out yeah sometimes you gotta do it all wow okay wait this is kind of like a really interesting question that like is kind of turning but like

how many times have you been in love? how many times have I been in love? I've been in love? How many times have I been in love? I've been in love three times. Three. I've been in love three times. Wow. But I've been in love more than in love with anyone else one time. And then I think that kind of sticks around.

Yeah. But I've been in love. I've been in love with, I would say, one person who is a girl that i still think about and like dream about all the time but you just know that something just doesn't fit and i think that's something that i learned a lot in therapy too like you just can't try to fit this fucking swear into a circle because you start driving yourself to a place where like trying to make something that is physically impossible work yeah will drive you insane that is like so fucking mature of you to say that because i think that sometimes when there's love it's really hard to walk away from something even

if it's not working but the fact that you can sit here and be like i'm in love like i love that i don't believe in uh want your love me either i don't believe in what you love because there are qualities that people bring to your life that one person never will again or one like they're just i don't believe in what you love the fact that your answer to if you want to get eaten out or fingered and you said i want to get fingered but i also want to do it my fucking self yeah miley fucking cyrus dude that's your daddy game yeah this is the way it rolls if you want something done right you do it the fuck yourself did you guys hear that that's what i'm saying otherwise you're gonna have to like give notes and give feedback i also don't want to like give someone a pat on the back after it's honestly not that hard.

And it's not that hard. And also I could probably do it better. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I just can't reach. Wait. Okay. So your new song.

Sex and interior design go actually really hand in hand. I love how you keep saying interior design. Here's the thing about it. I love interior design. Here's the thing about it. My only problem with not being able to do interior design by myself is a lot of the times I can't reach. Otherwise I could do it all myself. You're kind of like the woman that does it all so you're like just get a fucking ladder just get a ladder like if you could get a ladder

then you would do a ladder i'm scared of heights i'm scared of heights i hate flying wait can i ask people ask to move like people won't sit by me on the plane wait really swear to god wait this one woman was sober and started drinking beers ferociously because I was screaming that we're not getting enough speed. And so she ordered a beer. We're not getting enough speed, sir. We never, do you ever feel like you are? Don't you hate when you get up in the air, then all of a sudden it feels like they go,

and I can feel like I'm like, I don't. Wait, do you fly commercial? Yeah, and I hate flying. Wait, how does that go? Apparently not so well because I'm like boycotted by well i've actually yeah there i was on a no-fly list for a second and i'll show you because everyone assumed i was just going to bring in drugs wait but then i fixed it i could only go into work basically so yeah the the flying gets a little sketched because i get searched like extra crazy i think that's literally

the complete opposite of what i thought oh no It's hard because people come up to me. You're like, I can't because they think I'm bringing drugs. They just assume that I'm bringing drugs. Wait, what? And, but you can fly kind of like,

like people won't come up to you like too crazy, like attack you. Some people bug me. Um, I actually like people not treating me special. Yeah. So I had a guy on a queen on Delta the other day that treated me like shit. And I loved him.

Wait, you're like, I'm horny. Yeah. I'll actually fuck you. a queen on Delta the other day that treated me like shit. And I loved him. Wait, you're like, I'm horny. Yeah. I'll actually fuck you. Wow. He was like mad at me because I was watching my HGTV too loud. And I could never hear him when he was asking me things. And he was annoyed.

And I loved him. He was mean to Bradley too. He was mean to you. Wait, that's kind of amazing. We won him over. You're like, I fucking love this. The guy on Delta was so fucking mean to me. And I wanted to give him the biggest hug for it, but he did not want to hug for me.

But you're like, I love you. He's like, bitch, what are you talking about? I hate you. Yeah, he did not like me. Wow. But I loved him. Okay, so you're afraid of heights. I hate when people are, like, treat people special.

Me too. I'd rather, like, I definitely treat the people that are, like, the lowest on the call sheet better than I would at the top. I have so much respect for you saying that. Because so many people already fucking do that for the people at the top. You don't need me to jerk you off. Everyone else is boom. And I think it's also a refreshing cause like you are still,

I mean, sitting here with you, I'm like, I you're so normal that it is getting gorged by the, I know guys, wait, do we look so hot in these cameras right now? Miley's tits are popping.

We're ready. This is the tea. Um, can you just add, just because it's like my childhood and i'm thinking about sorry i just pulled this um do you now feel like you're in a place where like you can accept hannah montana and you look back and you enjoy it because honestly your throwbacks are fucking everything i'm obsessed with it like right they taught me how to glue my fucking wig down yeah the extension i was already so ready for this world

yeah you know they prepared me in a way that you cannot pay money for yeah my wig was snatched at like age 11 what were you doing bitch you were literally in it everyone wanted your hair i love that there's this video of me and i'm probably like 12 and i'm going through my fucking tour bus and i have a shirt that says just got off the catwalk and i'm talking about how it's my favorite and then i turn around and i'm like and that's my wig and I'm like what 11 year old do you know that has hey guys that's my real hair lace front sitting on a mannequin head with just like no one it was no one that is kind of wild it seemed like a nightmare when I wanted to escape it but that's just being 18 like yeah you want to escape who you are even if it was

just someone from you know well and sometimes you just need a little bit of distance to then like appreciate it and obviously during bangers and stuff you're like stop calling me fucking hannah montana the same way in relationships too like yeah at first when i got out of my long time relationship and it didn't work and that was really like traumatizing also now i'm in a place where i just look at it and love it and like respect it and it just is such an amazing time in my life all the relationship that I had for 10 years was an amazing time in my life and the relationship that I had like with myself as Hannah and like all that that was a great time in my life and like I loved working with my dad every day at the time I didn't know how lucky I was right like so so all the times in my life, even the ones that have been really fucking in my mind,

not the best. Somehow they just added up to like, I love who I am so much right now that if any of those things wouldn't have happened, I'm not sure that I would be the same person. So I'm just super stoked. Dude, that is so fucking beautiful, Miley. And I'm so happy for you. Honestly, like when you were showing me your music video i was like you look really happy and you're so proud of what you're doing and like you can tell i mean the fucking song guys go

listen to the fucking song because my god it's like it's so fucking good the song is the song is i felt like a bridge that was like really missing through my narrative yeah for my fans and for the public and i'm just so happy that I was able to build it my fucking self. So dope. Fucking water under the motherfucking bridge. Let me move on. Because also, I mean, another thing that I guess is really relevant for your show is that I feel like as a woman, I was villainized for moving on.

Yeah, that's fascinating. I really think that that's not acceptable. At the time, I had posted, you know, George Clooney and Brad Pitt and all these guys like Johnny Depp who have gone through women and they're known as like. Players and amazing. Yeah, exactly. Or they're like glamorized and it's like, oh, they're so hot and they're amazing and everyone wants to be with them. And the one thing is like I would have much rather the public, you know, like I guess. Like why are you not a boss? They didn't want to villainize me because of my sexuality,

but they tried to make me seem like I was disloyal, which is, like, so against my fucking character. You attacked my fucking character. Yeah. And my character is everything that is my foundation. That's, like, what I thrive on, even being on your show. Like, I'm not someone that'll sit here and be like, I just sit around, like, watching porn, and I'm so sexual,

and I'm like, I know who I'm talking to you i know what the show is but that's not me like my art and like me taking care of my dogs and me taking care of my business like that's my fucking priority and like i'm not gonna act like i'm something that i'm not or i'm more sexual than i am because that's always just like that's like for your entertainment and not for me and for me like i'm much more into building my business right now I'm not that into building up my relationship yeah that's so empowering just also like be considered a boss yeah for putting their business first and then like it's so fucked up and like I love that like when I go through my neighborhood too that like I bought my fucking house yeah I bought my fucking car and like I am

not shaming any woman that does not like live your fucking life, do your thing. I just know that that wasn't my mom's story. That wasn't my grandma's story. So I'm like a first generation boss in that way. You're doing it. Yeah, you're a boss. And my mom actually at 55 years old just bought her own car. And she started crying.

She's like, your dad has always bought my car for me. Her dad bought her car for her. My mom at 55 just bought her own car and she started crying. She's like, your dad has always bought my car for me. My, her dad bought her car for her. My mom at 55 just bought her own car. Like how amazing is it? She fucking loves it. When I, I just like got my like first like nice apartment in New York and I'm like,

it is the most satisfying thing. Cause I've been in a relationship with a guy that bought everything for me and like working my ass off for a show and like being able to buy my own shit. I'm like, that feels better. I would rather rent a fucking closet for somebody and pay for it than live in like your fucking mansion. I'm just so stoked. Like when I come home, it's like I get to choose what fucking color the couch is.

And I can't choose. So I picked all fucking three colors. And that's what I want. And that's what I want. And so that just feels really good. And like so at this time, like for me, I'm just like super secure in who I am. And I just don't feel like I, I feel like I've like acted enough in my life.

And yeah. And now you're like, this is me. And that's too exhausting to be working all the time. But luckily I've never really had to do that. And I've never felt like an actress. The only time that I felt like I was ever acting in my personal life is in relationships that were no longer working for me.

So I just encourage people to be logical don't get a totally don't drown in emotion make your fucking list look at what someone is contributing and what someone's subtracting to your life and then make an executive and if you're not fucking happy get out if you're not happy get the fuck out miley cyrus you i just want to also like last comment to about what you just said because I think that is the most empowering female statement of you being like how the fuck was I villainized for moving on too fast everybody go fuck yourself that's like a really big part of this song and I just feel like the video and controlling my fucking narrative it's unfair that someone taking a photo from a helicopter is allowed to control my narrative but it feels below me to at that time

engage right in public opinion and it does how do you like deal with that it's infuriating i've gotten a lot of control that's why in the um that's why in the song it says i can't bite the devil on my tongue oh so it's like i'm gonna say this now got it it's about like you know some people have like the devil and angel on the shoulder the devil lives on my tongue so usually i just lash out and say the first thing that fucking comes to mind but it's never benefited me right because when you think about it and I've like now allowed life to do its magic and I've understood its purpose and that was just a bridge for me to get out of my situation and like that woman made me really happy at the time and that was like the way that I dealt with it and

there's not a hand handbook as much as I can give you advice there's no handbook of how to deal with heartbreak it's all very like everyone's an individual and will handle it in their own way and so I felt like this song is like for the kind of looking at my life as as my personal life or people looking at my career I felt like there was a gap between the public perception and the truth and I just think it's really fucked up that women are villainized for moving on dude it is Miley i'm so happy you're saying that because i think like i remember seeing that but you articulating it in that way it just sheds so much light on like how fucked it's really fucked up and then you have to sit here and try not to say anything because you're trying to be above like like you said the helicopter is above but

it's like at what point do you speak up and i guess what you're saying right now is through my fucking music by like by engaging yeah in that pettiness one it it isn't good enough for me yeah like that's kind of the thing about having standards like yeah and i like sitting here as a fucking female saying that's not good enough for me i won't engage in that that's below me yeah that is not a problem to say that i think it's really fucked up that women have been made to feel like you're not allowed to say this is for me right below me this is what's acceptable it's like oh you're being a bitch no i'm being a fucking boss that's unacceptable to fucking come and like put yourself in my life and then put me on the cross for it like that's fucked up you totally villainize me for that but let me clap back at you when i can articulate it properly and poetically and put it in my song.

And then you can stream my clap back. Bitches, go listen to the song. It's so fucking good. I'm so happy for you that you are putting something out right now that you're like, oh, that's me. This is this is it. And like people are going to fucking love it. I'd be Harry Dream. Oh, my God.

So right now, when this episode is out, guys, Miley's song is out. That's freaking me. That is so wild. Yeah. It's freaking me. I can't believe you're fucking here. I'm here and you're putting out this song. The music video is amazing.

She looks so fucking hot. I was like trying not to like freak out on her couch. Baby for Halloween, please. Guys, literally she has like seven different looks. How many looks? I have five. Five looks. Every single one, Halloween looks. Guys, literally, she has like seven different looks. How many looks? I have five. Five looks. Every single one,

Halloween looks. Yes, it's like the bodysuit is like makes you feel a type of way. Oh. It made me feel a type of way. Little sex, you guys. So, go listen.

And you can trash the tights. That's a good thing. By the end of the video, they're all like ripped which I thought was super hot too. And then it looks good after a party. Exactly.

It fucking works. So, Midnight Sky. Yep. Out now. Yes. Go watch the video. Yes. Listen to it 19 million times.

Yeah. Tweet us. Tell us you liked the episode. Yeah. We love you guys. Miley Cyrus. Thanks for coming over. Thank you.

This was really fun. This was really fun. I really like talking about this kind of shit. I loved having you on the show. I had so much fucking fun. You are officially a part of the daddy fucking gang. Thank you. Daddy gang.

It is your father. I don't even I don't even know what to say right now. Let's all just take a minute. That was such a fucking cool experience. I hope you guys enjoyed Miley. I think after the episode, we talked a little bit more and she was just saying how she wants to come back on in a, oh fuck. She wants to come back on in a downtime because like you kind of heard her talking about,

she has seasons. Seasons of when she's super horny and seasons when she's working and right now she's working and then we can get her when she's in her horny mode and we can really hear what she's up to um just like giving you guys my perspective hi to the daddy gang like that woman is so fucking real and so cool and i was so honored to just be able to like chill with her and go to her house and sit with her and talk with her like i just did and the only reason that was possible was because of everyone fucking listening to this podcast i wouldn't have been able to meet her and to interview her and to get that episode out if it wasn't for the daddy gang.

I just wanted to have like a little moment of appreciation for you guys. I'm very aware that I am where I am today because of you guys. So thank you so fucking much for supporting this show. Not trying to get sappy with it, but I have to for a minute. Also, this is not the end. Now that you guys are finished this episode, I have more. Guys, I vlogged while I was at Miley's house. I vlogged my entire experience when I found out we were getting Miley on the show.

You guys will see me in the hotel room finding out we vlogged the entire experience. So if you guys want go to my youtube channel um and you guys can watch that it's really dope it's a lot of behind the scenes shit that i know sometimes on podcasts you're like wait i want to watch it well you can so go to my youtube channel it's alexandra cooper um and then also it will just be linked on all of my social medias and for swipe ups so So that's just Alexandra Cooper for my Instagram and then also call her daddy. We'll have the link as well.

So I hope you guys enjoyed this. Next week, I'm going to do a solo episode and I think I want to just catch up with you guys. I feel like I had an amazing trip in LA. I met so many amazing people, but I kind of want to just have like a week with the daddy gang where we can just chill and I want to update you guys on my life. I want to to you guys I've been reading a lot of dms I definitely

miss a little questions like I missed it a little I miss you guys so that's what I'm just I just want to vibe a little next week go back to like OG call her daddy um but I hope you guys fucking loved this I love you fucking guys. I had so much fucking fun. I'm so excited. And finally, oh my God, as much as I loved putting out this episode, I'm not going to lie. I'm a little fucking excited to get back on track and to say, I will see you fuckers next Wednesday.