Call Her Daddy - 97- The Life of a Porn Star (ft. Lana Rhoades)

Episode Date: September 30, 2020

This week, Call Her Daddy introduces it’s first Porn Star guest, Lana Rhoades. Lana discusses life before, during, and after porn. Lana knew since she was 13 years old she wanted to do porn, she explains how the hard core scenes (gang bangs) have left her scarred, and her dating life after porn, money and happiness. The girls also discuss eating your man’s ass while he is on all fours, different types of balls, school girl role-play, and the strangest role-play Lana proposed to a boyfriend and got turned down to do. Alex also gives person updates on the men in her life and a special Slim Shady update. Enjoy!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy oh baby what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your founding father back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy. Daddy gang. Yes, I'm speaking to you. Can you hear me through your speaker, through your headphones? Listen the fuck up. Code red. Things have gone dark.

Oh God, it's gone dark. It's gone blackout. We are full blown blackout. Oh God, it's gone dark. It's gone blackout. We are full blown blackout. Oh God, Alex, what did you do now? Daddy gang. Hey, hey guys, this is a, uh, a no, no judgment zone, right? Judgment free zone, right? You're all like, just tell us what you fucking did. You stupid bitch. Hmm. So do you guys remember, remember um last week when I told you that I wasn't going to follow the guy's Instagram that I'm dating because I thought it would be very good for my mental health and I thought that my therapist would be so proud of me and I thought

that it would really keep me at bay for my psychosis you're all like, dear God, what? See, Daddy Gang, here's the thing. It's when you restrain a psychopath, what ends up happening is they find a way. Okay, this is what's going down, the update, Daddy Gang. I still have not followed him. So that's, I guess that's, I guess it's still growth. But listen to where it's taken me. It's taken me somewhere dark. The day that the man handed over his Instagram and I was able to find his handle that day in that moment, the minute I laid eyes on it, the minute I fucking locked eyes with that baby, I took a screenshot of his account. Okay. Whoa whoa this is getting dark and we don't even know what she's talking about I screenshot of his account and every single day since that date that I got that beloved Instagram I have gone back to his Instagram and I have refreshed to check three things

if you didn't know this which you all fucking do but let me just remind you when you didn't know this, which you all fucking do, but let me just remind you, when you don't follow a private account, there's three things that you have access to. Well, four, his profile picture, number one, number two, how many pictures he has posted, number three, how many followers he has. And then number four, you see how many people he is following. So since that day, every single day since I have gone back and I have gone to his profile and I refresh. And although all I have is numbers to work with, you best believe that I have been looking every single fucking day to see if those numbers change. And oh, they have. Oh, oh, they have. And let me tell you where my mind goes. I saw he posted a picture. I don't know what the picture is, but I saw he posted a picture.

Naturally, instead of being like, oh, I bet he posted with the fam, the fam bam. No, no, no. I am over here ignoring him for the past three hours because this is where my mind went what if the man that i am dating posts shirtless douchey photos at the gym it's taking me to think about that can you fucking imagine if i finally follow that motherfucker and he takes gym selfies it is going to be d-day folks okay i am on edge and'm like, I'm treating him weird right now. I'm like not answering his text messages. He didn't do anything. He probably really did post a family photo, but I am letting my mind run so dark. Also, another update. He unfollowed someone. Who do you think he unfollowed? Someone that he was in a fight with last week? Who could he have

unfollowed? I need the details, and and here's the thing I cannot admit this to him but here's also the thing he listens to my episodes hey babe I'm gonna have to tell him this one this was a full-blown oh I just had to make something up the show's getting boring he's like no so Alex I know that's exactly what you were doing this is true daddy gang I am now entering into a land where I genuinely do not know is not following the man that I am dating who has the private Instagram account. Is it more unhealthy for me to be over here in my apartment, sitting in the dark, staring at the numbers changing and changing and waiting and waiting and refreshing and refreshing? It's becoming psychotic by this time. Also, I've already memorized. I could tell you right now how many posts he had and I already know

how many people he's following. I don't really give a fuck about who's following him. Like, don't care. It's who he's following and the amount of pictures. So welcome to Call Her Daddy this week. Everyone is like, yo, you didn't even let us get our footing in this episode and this bitch is off. If you guys have no idea what i'm talking about go listen to last week's intro because the guy that i'm dating has a private instagram account and it's honestly sending me off the fucking rails because i know the minute i follow that man it opens up a huge opportunity for me i will be crowd surfing on my fake account going through his instagram like it's a fucking rave. I will be

in and around every single person that that man follows. I will go through every like, I will go through every picture. I will study the photos. I will compare photos to other women that he is also following because maybe she also had a fucking picture in the Icelandic region. And that means, you know what that means, they were together. I am in a full rage blackout right now. But I think that it's healthy for me to come on here and be honest that going towards health, going towards wellness in relationships, like this is my year of, got to, like I said, it doesn't happen overnight. You're all like, no fucking shit, you psycho bitch. I'm trying really fucking hard and poor him.

He's being so fucking cute. And he's like, it's really not a big deal. Like, why don't you just follow me? And I'm like, oh, sweetheart, because you don't know what following you entails. And honestly, if you really fucking understood what it meant then you would never you would never accept my follow request because honestly your life the day that you fucking click accept your life as you know it is turning to absolute hell i am going to become To become your worst fucking nightmare. Dude, this is so fucking dark.

How does a man date me? I know that's what you're all fucking thinking. Shut up, daddy gang. I know we're friends because you guys do this too, right? You're all like, no, you guys stalk. Every girl, every, at least every girl can admit you fucking stalk. We get off on this shit. And according to my therapist, that is okay. Let me cite my fucking sources. MLA format is how I was raised in school. I will quote my therapist. Okay. told me that my psychotic actions of screenshotting and re and going and looking at the numbers. She said that's what you call. That's what they call regression in therapy. However, she did say that regression is really the beginning of progression.

She said, and I quote, it's expected, even though in times, Alex, it looks bad. It's good. One step forward, it's expected. Even though in times, Alex, it looks bad, it's good. One step forward, two steps back, but it's progress. Two, one, two, one, little dark, little light, little dark, little light, progress, progress. My therapist is not English. So it's progress. You're all like, Alex, that's not a thing. Yeah, it is.

Take it up with my fucking therapist. All right, I'm going to take a little break, a little breath. I got a lot for you this week. So just just strap on it and strap a fucking dildo on and go fuck your dad. What? All right. Hold on. Before we proceed into the episode this week and with our guest, I decided that I wanted to share something with you guys. You know, we love the guy with the private Instagram. We love the other man in his 30s. We love the two healthy lads in my life.

But of course, in my life, as I have said, the unhealth trickles back in. I want you guys to all take a beat. Take a minute and let me know if this name rings a bell. Do you guys remember Slim Shady? You're all like, no, Alex, please. For the fucking fucking love of god do not get back with him i'm not relax however daddy gang let's just say that slim shady and if none of you know who slim shady is you're like alex we know it's eminem the rapper no i wasn't dating Eminem although that would be fucking way better than this that was a nickname for a man that was long ago on my roster and we kicked him to the curb we

gave him the boot but as my life goes of course there's a new update on the man and I've been involved in a little drama which we we love here on Call Her Daddy. And I hate to be a tease, but I want to just quickly give you an idea of next week's intro. Okay, because Daddy Gang, this story next week is going to involve Slim Shady, who is still up to his same shady antics. The woman he is dating, who he was also talking to while we were talking her dm to me this past weekend and to top it all off folks and this is really it's what we fucking love here on call her daddy the drama this story involves an upcoming fucking wedding a wedding alex yes a wedding Alex yes a wedding daddy gang this woman and her proposal to me regarding what she wants to fucking do at this wedding involving Slim Shady let me just tell you

I am getting major major Game of Thrones the red wedding vibes. Okay. You're all like, Alex, you're starting to scare us because in that scene, everyone dies at the wedding. Yeah, that might as well be what's going to fucking happen here. Okay, folks. Um, no guys, this is the shit. I'm sorry. It's just, it is so entertaining.

I get why people sometimes are like, this can't be real. Like she has to make this shit up. I would think it's made up too. And maybe I'll fucking lauren on next week to help me narrate this story because it's so unbelievable the moral of the story that you're gonna hear next week guys is everyone can relate when you date a fuck boy when you're with a fuck boy and you allow your head to get so warped up in their bullshit okay unfortunately you find yourself willing to go to such psychotic lengths to get back at this person hence why she reached out to me and hence why us women must fucking stick together because oh my god folks oh my god this is i'm getting so dark let's just fucking say it's gonna be a good

fucking week next week and unfortunately for them all I have a fucking podcast and I need content and it's corona so I will see you motherfuckers next week and we will call this next episode the red wedding all right guys let's get into the fucking episode this week we have our goddamn first porn star coming on to the fucking podcast you guys i'm so excited her name is lana but her real name is amara but her stage name is lana rhodes and i'm so excited to have her on and she's going to basically bring us through her life pre during and post being a porn star let's get into it guys i have lana rose with me today hey guys what's up it's me lana rose like she said it's lana um first and foremost let's talk about your name because i'm not gonna lie i sound like a fucking idiot but i literally thought

your name was lana because it's a normal name some porn stars will have like crystal or like like a random ferrari ferrari right and you're like lana i swear to god i saw you on a vlog or something and you said you picked it because lana is anal backwards no no no no no no i no i didn't even know that at the time that lana is anal backwards i found that out later that is so we're gonna pretend that is why you picked me on a fucking road yes yes anal so hard anal so hard in my asshole please oh my god have you ever had a porn scene of anal yeah so actually most my porn was anal because I have people don't believe me but I have like a really really tight vagina oh and big dicks big dicks don't fit in my vagina so i gotta go in the

ass yeah so i opted for anal like to preserve my pussy wait that's kind of like brilliant smart it's almost like you were doing porn in like the anal category so technically like you're kind of a virgin yeah well okay so i'm actually a really weird case like i was only with one guy before I did porn as well okay in real life yeah let's get into it so Amara Lana when the fuck did you be like I want to be a porn star this is gonna sound really really weird but I knew that I was gonna be a porn star from probably like the age of like 13 okay or maybe 12 you're like it was so crazy I was watching Looney Tunes and then all of a sudden something came over me and I was like I need to do porn wait how why what like okay so I wasn't even watching porn like I didn't like I didn't even watch porn I just fucking knew so I had like a hard growing up life at home no like sexual abuse that's always what people assume because you go into sex work

basically like my sister has really bad schizophrenia. She was always it was just very like chaotic at home. So whenever those things would happen, I'd sort of just like dive into like my favorite show was like the girls next door of Playboy. I was obsessed. Like, yes, I wanted to be them growing up. And then I'd watch documentaries and Nicole Smith, Savannah, Jenna Jameson, like all of them. And then I'd watch documentaries, Anna Nicole Smith, Savannah, Jenna Jameson, like all of them. And that's sort of just like what my escape was whenever I was like going through all of this stuff. And it also like, just gave me like hope for the future. Like I can do that whenever I grow up and their lives look so glamorous and amazing. And I knew it would like get me out of like, you know, like, yeah, yeah. So that's sort of like where it came from

and why i had like that ideolation from a young age then i ended up doing it and i realized it wasn't as glamorous as right yeah right it's so glamorized and you didn't realize like what it goes on behind the scenes what you actually have to do to be in that position like honestly whenever i first got into porn even like the day before i was about to shoot my first scene I never thought I'm about to like have sex with someone like I didn't think that okay wait there's just being like young and naive did you finish high school you know that I went to prison I was like a juvenile so I was at like 16 and I got my GED in there can I ask you what you were in jail for um so I really didn't do anything honestly like I know

everyone says that everyone says that no okay so I was just with people who were like doing stuff like I'm from Chicago so it's like this is like very very common like basically I had like a boyfriend he had friends shady people they were older than me like they'd break into houses they do all that type of stuff and I was just with them I honestly never took anything for myself never made any money off anything I just like this guy and I was just with them what do you think when you look back on your time in jail like do you think it changed you at all I've said this like to a few people going to prison was probably the best thing that ever happened to me because I was on like such a bad path in my life. I was, you know, hanging out with the wrong people.

Like I was I got arrested probably like 20 times before I went to prison. I was doing I did heroin whenever I was younger. Like I did like hardcore drugs. I was going completely down the wrong path. I went to prison, never really did drugs again after I got out. I barely drank, never really did drugs again after I got out um I barely drank never committed a crime after like it really just put me on like the straight and narrow and I think I wouldn't be where I am today if I wouldn't have went oh my god yeah that's kind of like amazing yeah like I

feel like some people look back and they're like it was the worst time of my life but also at least you're able to be like yo like you know it know, it saved me. It saved you. Did your parents know you were doing all this shit? So my mom like worked a lot. She was a single mom. I think like to some extent she knew. Obviously, she'd know whenever I would get arrested, like she'd have to come and get me. But I think that's what changed whenever I was in prison was that I never had like proper authority or like guidance growing up from like a parent and whenever I went in there was like the most like from like all the staff in there is like the most

loved I felt in my entire life but like it sort of like healed like some of the trauma that I had like growing up from like all the things with my sister right I just really felt like they cared about me in there and it like made the world of difference and it's so weird like going to prison and having this amazing experience oh yeah you're like guys like you have to go to jail it's so weird like going to prison and having this amazing experience no yeah you're like guys like you have to go to jail it's the best thing ever I swear don't don't get me wrong like it sucked like the food was trash there were like bugs crawling on me whenever I was sleeping there was like a drip in my ceiling in my cell like also like it was bad too because like I went to jail because of like the guy that I was dating, that I was super in love with.

He never wrote me. And I just remembered sitting in my jail cell, just being so salty. I'm like, I'm sitting in this cell by myself right now over this asshole. And he's not even writing or calling. Not even fucking writing me. And whenever he was in jail, I wrote his ass every day.

And then that sort of like, whenever I got out, I was just like, i started putting men in their place wait that is so funny like i'm sorry but how call her daddy guys that she's like i was in jail i was alone he didn't write i wrote him he didn't write me and therefore i got out and i was like i will never put up with that shit yes never i was like the biggest fucking doormat before that he was like baby let's go rob a house. I was like, okay. Like the most extreme, like guys, if a guy is taking advantage of you being a dick, he wanted me to go rob a house. And I was like, okay. And then I got out. Now with the smallest fucking thing, I'll fucking call it out. Like my boyfriends don't get away with shit nothing well that's kind of amazing yeah so i sort of like climbed a ladder so like as soon as i got out of prison i went and got a job at a place called the tilted kilt which

is like hooters okay and then whenever i turned 18 that day i quit and i went to the strip club and then porn yeah okay so you decide to get into it who do you even like contact like how does that even work so i contacted an agent. Okay. Yeah. So I looked up like other of like the most like successful stars and like the industry and who their agent was. And then I went with him. My first agent turned out being a bad experience.

And he was very like controlling, almost like pimp like. Like he would like scream at me, wouldn't give me days off. It was just really really bad and so then I quit for a while and then I went back with like a different agent and now like when did you get super famous because like in that first stint like what happened from that yeah two stints in porn so all together I'd say I've shot porn for less than eight months wow um I became like okay so in porn it's like sort of weird so there's people that are famous in the porn industry so that's not like mainstream famous

where like people outside of porn know you it's like the girls that the directors are like oh i want to shoot her for like all my scenes and you get all the showcases and stuff like that so that was me at the beginning um like a buzz like in the industry like she's gonna be like our next big star she's gonna do this let's all give her a showcase and there's probably like five to eight girls who are like in that position in the industry so that was where I was at in like my first stint in porn and then I came back and it was like even more so like popular in the industry I had like five showcases in one year and then i quit and i started focusing like on growing my instagram and stuff like that and then that's

whenever i shot to number one on pornhub after i had already quit porn and why do you think that is um just from like the mainstream exposure and like social media is so much more powerful than actually like being in porn it gave me like more exposure right so people would see me on instagram and then they'd go and search me on pornhub and i became number one searched so i'm not saying yeah so i didn't literally post you doing porn that you were like the biggest on pornhub yeah i became like the number one porn star months after i quit porn maybe like a year did it make you question if you should go back and do it again no way no no do you think you'll ever do it again no there's not a chance are there any scenes that you regret that you wish you could take off the internet that like are on the internet is there that one in your mind that you're like fuck okay so there's nothing that

I would take off the internet because I really don't care what other people like think or see on there but there's stuff that I wish that I would have been like felt strong enough to say no to because it's troubling for me like internally to have done those things. Okay. Yeah. Can you give us an example? I mean, just like the more hardcore stuff, like the vanilla stuff was like fine, I guess, like if you're going to do it.

But like the more hardcore stuff, even while I guess like if you're gonna do it um but like the more hardcore stuff even while I was doing it I didn't feel like I was I feel like this is really common for young girls just not feeling like you're able to say no yeah to stuff and it's no one else's fault like that I um did the things or like I'm not gonna say like that people pressured me but I sort of was pressured but I said like yes I want to do that like I love this this is great but inside like I'd go home and cry every day I was having panic attacks about some of the things that I was having to do um but I can't blame anyone else because I literally didn't tell anyone that that was going on well it must have been so hard because you're like on this track of wanting to be so successful

and even you're saying it like you of wanting to be so successful and even you're saying it like you must have put a little bit of pressure on yourself too if you were that young knowing you wanted to be a porn star and you saying like I knew I was gonna make it I knew I was gonna be one of the biggest yeah then when you are in the situation and you have like oh there are four dudes and we're about to do like a huge scene with like all these guys in your mind as the performer you're like i know i'll kill it but also like as the person like i don't really want to do this no yeah and you have to go home and think about those scenes and be like what the fuck just happened yeah and that's like another

thing too is a lot of girls get into the industry saying oh i'll never do a gangbang and i'll never do this but the agents like they've been the industry like forever their job is to convince the girls to do the most stuff for the cheapest amount of money and like they have ways of like convincing you that you're gonna be the best and the biggest and everyone's gonna love you if you will do this and that for like yeah barely any money like they're just I just feel like they've become so like good at doing that that they almost like brainwashed some of the girls because I never thought in a million years that I would do a gangbang right whenever I first like stepped into the industry right and then that's probably like you're like oh here I am and then you're saying

and then you go home and you're like what the fuck just happened yeah and then you have to start to be like where is my limit because like no one else is looking out for you but you because they want the money and they want the shot and they want to put it up onto fucking pornhub yeah exactly so i do think anyone listening that's like interested in getting into this industry that's like a really good i mean that's advice from you lana like firsthand you saying like yeah no i would say absolutely not like now in this day and age, there's so many other options. Like, fucking do an OnlyFans. Upload your own shit on Pornhub.

It makes way more money. Whenever I quit porn, I had less than $100,000 in my bank account. Damn. And now I have, I'm a millionaire now after quitting. Yes, bitch. Yes. I'm asking for back and forth. Bitch. Yes, bitch.

That is so good for you. Dude, it's a fucking rip-off. You should say that every fucking day. Yeah, there's. It's, like, good for for you dude it's a fucking ripoff every fucking day yeah there's yeah and like i just want other girls to know like there's so many better options and if you couldn't make it in porn if you couldn't make it in porn then you probably wouldn't make it on social media either so like what's the point of like doing porn like try to do the better one first straight up do you think that the things that happen that you look back on in porn that you're like yeah fuck like it kind of fucked me up inside for a little bit like yeah do you think that it

has directly affected relationships of like male relationships I mean obviously you're in a relationship right now with Mike we love do you think it's been hard you obviously don't have to be like these are our personal conversations but like has it affected everyone's different so i know a lot of girls like who are in the industry i see them online saying like i can't get a boyfriend no one will date me like i just don't think that that's true because i've had boyfriends while i was shooting porn after porn now like and guys are like willing and ready to like wife me up i don't know like what it is but it's just not true that no one wants to date you because you have done that um however like issues in the relationship so with my ex-husband he was really like insecure about it um just like thinking that he wasn't big enough or like he would go online and like watch the scenes and then get really

upset I'm like why are you doing that to yourself well also there's porn so like it's like that is not real like I'm like screaming 10 times fucking louder yes making these faces for a camera yes it's all fucking put together like for the scene like literally while I was shooting them I think okay I need to say this I need to squeeze the bed sheets this way or twerk that way like to make this movie you're being an actress yeah one that's gonna win an award and be great like that's what i was thinking i wasn't having sex so in my current relationship um mike's like very very different and he didn't tell me to say any of this like this is 100 true he doesn't like care like that i did that like i've never the only time that he's ever brought it up is whenever like i threatened to break up with him and my ex used to do this too they all want to say no one else is gonna love you like I do because of your past and I'm like that's not true because I had him and I have you now wait that is someone else is willing

to do it too wait Lana that's also like amazing that you're like so no because like now that my past two have said that yeah and all fucking ready to propose to me like you're like little like simps for me sorry mike hello shout out um what was your relationship to sex when you were having when you were doing porn as compared to now because i remember i wanted to ask you like i have heard that there are some people in porn that get like addicted and become sex addicts because you're having sex every fucking day and like what was your relationship back then when i was shooting porn i didn't have sex with people off camera like my life was just like all about work i would wake up every single day go shoot a porn scene

like i had no life wow i didn't i think i almost like forgot how to like have real sex because it was like so staged and just, like, mechanical. And you must have also been just, like, exhausted. Yeah, like, my, like, you get so many, like, issues with, like, your vagina, your butthole. Like, it was always, like, hurting. Your butthole. It was just fucked. The butthole was just constantly in pain. Do you think that you still struggle a little bit from, like, the trauma of thinking back to those things?

So, I feel like your brain, like, subconsciously brain like subconsciously like sort of just like puts it away so i don't really think about it until um people remind me or like i see it online yeah you know and like i'll even i'll be looking at in front of mike and i'm like oh my god this is disgusting like yeah you're like who is that yeah that's what i tell him too i'm like that wasn't me like i don't know who the fuck that was like i don't look at it and see myself like it's just very weird yeah that must be such an out-of-body experience looking back and seeing that but it's also like when i look at shit that i was doing in high school i as and i even if it's not porn like you go through different phases of your life and you were doing something like that and now you're such a different person where you're saying you'll never go back to porn so i can imagine you've distanced

yourself enough away from it so that when you look back now you're like that was a different human yes that's exactly how i feel like i literally whenever i see it i don't think that it's me i'm like who is that have you ever had like issues with when you were having sex like did you ever have like like flashbacks yeah or flashbacks um not not like with like the right people like i've had a couple um guys that i was trying to date and they i saw this in one of your questions too you were like do you guys expect you to be like the lana rose that they watched online so the right guy won't, but I've had a few guys who would expect me to like do all these things and just like be disrespectful or like pull out their camera without asking. And so those are times that it would like really fuck me up.

And then also just like the stigma that's like followed me, like I deal with harassment like online, which is like normal, like I can deal with that um but also like in person like i have a house in chicago my neighbors there would like harass me call the police on me like wait why um because they said that they didn't want me around their kids in like the bougie ass neighborhood that i live in i'm like really because like what am i gonna do go fuck your kid like shut up yes and like at this point i've been retired for like two years so i'm like come on can i get a fucking break like the neighbors like i forgot to close my blinds and i was taking a bath on the complete other side of my house she's looking out

her window through my house to see me in the bathtub calls the police to tell them that i'm taking a bath um i'm taking fashion nova pictures in my front yard calls the police says that i'm shooting porn in my yard fashion nova pictures for instagram like wait this woman is literally out to get you did you like you don't have your house there anymore oh i still have it but i'm not fucking living there like i just can't deal with that shit have you ever had a like boyfriend's parents be super disapproving when they find this out no I've been super lucky um ex-husband's parents don't know how to use the internet like they don't even know honestly they were like I'd show up like

in my Mercedes they'd be like how does she afford that car and they're just like I have an e-commerce yeah um Mike's family like loves me like whenever um people like make fun of me online whenever I'm with them they're like we'll tell them to fuck off and drive away in your Lambo like his family's so dope wait that's it's like perfect for me all right let's talk about fucking sex and like you have great sex like what is like what are your go-to favorite sex positions i am so basic i love missionary i love missionary too i think it's great it's the best it feels the best for me like with mike at least so like one thing that's interesting that i just started like doing with him that i never did with anyone else is i said that we like missionary um so like

whenever he's on top i'll like and he's like going and now i'll like pull him in like even harder just so it goes like all the way like are you pulling like his hips yeah his hips how just like slamming it in and it's like you can't get in and hard hard enough like you're like i literally want you inside of my gut yes that's it i think that goes back to the enthusiasm like girls listening it's like if you can be grabbing the man like even if it starts yeah helping him like fuck you yeah and then all of a sudden it's like even if you kind of like grab the back of his ass almost yeah i love touching his ass oh mike what a great ass you've got over there pal i feel like you have an amazing you do what i you feel i know

you have an amazing ass does mike like fucking you from behind a lot or no we rarely do like doggy positions we rarely do reverse cowgirl um my ex was obsessed with like cowgirl um yeah and doggy like he was an ass guy right mike's a boob guy so they literally want to look at like what they're more into like mike like has to touch the boobs he has to suck the boobs while he's like doing everything like he's obsessed with boobs mike has to suck the boobs like if i god forbid i leave my shirt on during a blowjob like he's like in what world do you think i'm gonna be able to come if i don't see that he's like i have to see the titties wait that is fascinating because it is so true like men are so visual and so whatever they're more into which is crazy like

some are i feel like more guys are more ass guys recently than tit guys but i think that's just like our generation and then it's soon gonna change because i feel like i feel like it's going back towards skinny girls which sucks because i bought this big fucking butt i got these big fucking titties and now guys want girls who have like skinny little legs no but it's so crazy because i feel like the Kardashians changed our generation and like they were getting all like the butt and the injections and everything. And then every girl was like, OK, I need to have the hourglass shape. Now, all of a sudden, it's like it's skinny.

Yeah. How skinny? It's Bella Hadid. It's like look like you're so famished that you're going to pass out at any moment. Yes. Beautiful. And I can I can starve myself all that I want. But I got these big old titty and ass now and they're not gonna go away no but you like look amazing so you're fine um you have a tattoo on your ass of an ex yeah so

my ex-husband so maybe that's why mike doesn't want to fuck you behind because he's looking at the guy's name i never thought of it like that he does ask me to remove it i told him once he proposes wait that's actually kind of amazing wait why haven't you removed it um it's just like a lot of work i also take accutane so i'm not supposed to like do lasers like on my skin because yeah your skin looks i think my skin will like fall off or something your butt's gonna have like yeah just like missing skin on my ass that wouldn't be good how did you even decide to get that on your ass it was at a big moment i can't imagine getting a guy's name on my ass okay you're gonna think that i'm crazy i don't but i was 18 um we were only dating for a month lana and i wanted to

get a tattoo i was like let me get your name on my ass and it turned out to be good luck like we were together for a long ass time right got married like I don't regret it right do you like a guy to be vocal in bed um I love whenever Mike like talks dirty and I love yeah like enthusiasm too like I love whenever he makes noises makes weird faces like give me all the weird faces um occasionally he'll like talk dirty whenever he's like really horny and I love that it's I just want guys to be more vocal in bed. It's so hot. It's the sexiest thing. It really is.

Like I sometimes I'll look up there and like I've had guys where I'm like, like, are you breathing? Like, how are we doing up there? Like, are you awake? Like, what's going on? Like, make a noise. Like, breathe. Exhale.

Exhale. And it's like, what is going on? And I, I wish and I guess men sometimes don't know what to say like i feel like sometimes they get too in their heads of like the girl's supposed to dirty talk but i'm like if you even if a guy looks at me and is like oh fuck baby your pussy feels so good oh my god that was so hot i just came like i'm like oh my god i'm having an orgasm like but not enough men like if you're listening to this for the love of fucking god God, coming from Alexandra Cooper and Lana Rose, please speak up. Please.

Please. And the grunts. Like, I've made fun of it because I just think it's funny. Like, sometimes guys have different, like, oh faces. And when he's coming, like, have you had the guys that are like, oh, oh, like, having, like, exorcism. I would, I would love that. Like, more, more expression, the better.

I love whenever they make an ugly ass face whenever they're like no it's so true it's like as as funny as it kind of is when you think back later when you're like sobered out of the sex so if he is like freaking the fuck out i'm like yeah that's what my pussy just did to you yeah it's like the best yes so but then i also think there are girls that because i think guys don't would never fake that so then girls who are known to sometimes fake orgasms which like i faked an orgasm in my life are you fucking kidding of course i will not sit here and be like never in my life have i not faked one like i have um not that it's not that i'm enjoying it but i've been with some guys

that i'm like okay this needs to like wrap up i had great time but like let's go yeah um everyone has you've faked an orgasm yeah only whenever guys have like insisted on eating my pussy and i want it to be over with and you're like listen well i try telling them i'm like listen let's just use my vibrator like here you go here it is like no my tongue can do it you can't like but fine first i try like come on just fuck me just fuck me come on you try to grab them they're like no let me finish you baby then i'm like okay i just came bawling my eyes out it's like it's sad it's like gets upsetting but like take a hint take a hint a man's balls are a very like foreign region to women because it's the whole misconception of like if you touch it the wrong way he will die like he will start crying like how do you work with

the balls and the asshole okay so the balls like it really depends on the guy like some guys don't like it some have less sensitivity and you can tug on them put them all in your mouth like some guys yeah it hurts whenever you try to do it um and it's so interesting to always see like the difference in the balls because sometimes it's really tight really sag see, like, the difference in the balls. Because sometimes they're really tight, smaller ones. Really saggy ones. And then other really saggy. Interesting fact about Mike. I don't know if this is every guy, but he has something that we call, like, morning balls. In the morning, they're, like, super tight, like, sucked up, like, looks like a 12-year-old.

Wait, what? Yeah, so they're, like, really tight and perky in the morning. And then at nighttime, they're, like, all saggy out like grandpa balls. Wait, that's so interesting. Is every guy like that interesting i don't know now i'm gonna have to look i know next time the guy um next time i'm gonna have to do that like let me inspect the balls in the morning and at night because the guy that i'm looking up with we were like cuddling in the morning and he literally took my hand he was like please just

like cut my balls like i want you to hold my balls and i literally was holding them they felt very like tight and up there and then later when we were fucking i'm like he doesn't have like that they were like swinging yeah balls are so fascinating so no i think it's that's where i always say communication if you just ask your partner like babe like what do you like with your balls like i think men would find that so hot because some guys are like do all the things i love all the things and then other guys are like no I'm not into it what about the ass tell um the ass like so I personally Mike's only let me do this one time I don't even know if I should say it say it it's called I find it like super like a big turn on like getting guys to do like somewhat like feminine

things like I I got him to like go into doggy one time for me to eat it and that's like the best position for like eating the ass because then you can like eat it and then you can put your hand in the front and you know like jerk it off but he's only done it one time because he thinks like going into doggy is wait no i don't think like too feminine i think that if a man see i'm on the opposite spectrum where i'm like mike shout the fuck out i think that when men can be confident enough in their sexuality to do that with their girlfriend i think it's so hot because it's like when guys to me are like stop like if i'm even trying to like put my finger in their ass i'm like what is wrong with you like embrace it yeah mike has yet to let me

put my finger in his butt and i've asked so many times he's supposed to let me put my finger in his butt. And I've asked so many times. He was supposed to let me peg him for my birthday. But I guess that was a joke, too, because he didn't let me do it. Wait, okay, so you're eating his ass, and then you're putting your hand around. Yeah, so I'll spit on the hand. I'll, like, jerk it off. Or I could, like, do the balls. And then, like, I'll, like, drop down underneath, like, lick the balls. Maybe put my head on the other side like suck it a little bit

come back over you're kind of doing like on one side of the fence and the other yeah like i'm getting all of it all of it well because his dick isn't a vagina you can't go back to front on a vagina i'm like thank you so much for my fucking uti and my yeast infection you fucking bitch um but like a dick like you can go back from their ass and like go to his dick yeah i don't think anything's gonna happen um i love when guys want to just do like all the things and i think that it makes you closer i like like getting when i'm like in more in a relationship i like to try weird shit because even if you like push it to a level that's like insanity i think it's like more fun because then you can lay there and even if you're like we, we didn't like that as much and you liked it, it's, you get closer. You experienced it together

and I really like, like, weird, like, sexual fantasies too, like, to play out with Mike. He's, like, the first guy that I've, like, doing, like, fantasies with, which is fun. We walk us through that. I mean, I'll put on, like, the little outfits and stuff. We've done some, like, really weird ones. Also, he says no sometimes to, like, the super weird ones that I want to do. Wait, what are the super weird ones? i can't even say because it's like they're so fucked okay i can't i've done like school girl like i pretended that he was like my pe teacher but those are like the more like mild ones like there's literally been ones where he's like there's no fucking way i'm doing that like i will be mentally scarred from this and i'm not down to do this so do you which annoys me like

i want someone who's gonna do like everything that I want yeah maybe he'll ease into it eventually yeah he'd probably have to be in the right mood for it I think a lot of girls want to do role-playing with their boyfriends but they feel super insecure to like start it like how do you go about it like do you walk into the room and like you're in a character and you don't break character like how does it go down yeah so like I'll just like surprise him like I'll just like go into my closet like put on like a fun outfit and come out it I guess it just depends on like your relationship like me and Mike are both really open like sexually we have like mom ass sex right yeah I'm like I'll put on like my school girl outfit I'll be like Mr. Chaney I really want an A plus in your class

what can we do to work this out we will Mike talk back oh yeah me stop i love it i'm so proud of him because i think sometimes guys have a hard time like girls like we can get into character and i fucking thrive off of it the school teacher one is like pretty fucking amazing he loves like playing characters because you can either with the school teacher one you can either go the bad girl like i'm in trouble or you can do like that like i really want an a like I'm an a plus student like yeah yeah like pretending to be like the innocent one and then all of a sudden you're like choking on his dick yeah I can tell you like one weird one that Mike didn't agree to what this is probably like so weird you tell me tell me okay so I got like a jar of peanut butter

and I was like put this on your dick and pretend that I'm a dog and he wouldn't do it I honestly like this is so fucked up but I thought you were gonna more so be like I wanted him to dress up as like a priest and like I didn't know where you're going with it you're like so I want to put peanut butter on your dick and you wanted you wanted to pretend you were a dog or he was a dog no that no that I was like the dog and that because you know like people do that oh yeah and they have let their dog eat their pussy out. Yes. Or like they're a wiener. Yeah.

And so I was like, pretend that I'm a dog and you put peanut butter on your dick. And you're going to get on your knees and start acting like a dog. And give them a blowjob. Yeah. Wait, I don't hate that. Isn't that hot though? I think like. I think maybe it's worse.

He was like, oh, it's a mess or whatever. Yeah. Well, I can't.'t mike i don't know i also peanut butter is very fucking like sticky yeah i probably would like get stuck in his wee wee hole it would definitely be in the wee wee hole but also i feel like for you there's two ways it could go like giving a blow job with peanut butter it could be like you are so in it because you're having to literally like slurp and slurp or you could get like sometimes you can't like breathe whenever you're having to literally like slurp and slurp. Or you could get like. Sometimes you can't like breathe whenever you're.

I remember now if you have too much peanut butter in your mouth. Yes, you kind of can't like swallow or even like breathe. Oh yeah, swallow. Like your whole mouth just becomes kind of like, what even is the word? I know what you're talking about. I remember as a kid putting too much peanut butter in my peanut butter and jelly. And I couldn't swallow. So I wonder how. That probably wouldn't have worked anyway yeah maybe let's show something different i just had recently a girl say she wrapped the dick in a fruit roll-up oh and she

went but i want to bite it then that's also an issue all right lana let's maybe not do this because mike is gonna be like so i'm in the hospital this week with alex to lana to put a fucking roll-up on my dick um maybe like nutella something like i don't know something we could we could get some like chocolate sauce yeah yeah but i think it's fun that you're saying like you this is a perfect example of you saying in your sex life you are mixing it up so you don't have to have threesomes to have crazy i'm all the woman that he needs tell us about your only fans my only friends this is what our world is today and i think that so many years ago it was like porn was so taboo now it's like not only is that not taboo anymore really it's like

every girl walking down the street has an only fans and it's like cool to be like how much are you making yeah like how much do you make from your only fans yeah okay so is this like your main source of income um no i do a lot of things now i don't invest as much effort into my only fans as i should because i know like how much like riley and like my friend lena are making like they're fucking crushing it but i also don't do the same type of content that they do i'm only posting nudes they're like doing everything on their only fans so that like hinders it because obviously you can see me doing other things online so only certain percentage of people are going to sign up just to see my nudes right which I'm fine with because I've gotten to the point in my life where I don't want to do anything

that doesn't like bring happiness and joy to me if it's going to make me less happy I'm not going to do it like I don't give a fuck about the money no that's really good but I still I still make bank though don't get me wrong you're like and when i say i'm not making as much as like riley and them i'm like it's not that bad i have other like things that i make money from yeah because i'm sort of i'm in a weird position like probably one of the first from like adult industry to like become like a almost like actual influencer right so i still do like brand deals and like all of that stuff as well. Businesses, merch. I guess like I could see girls being in the industry like it must get so addicting because once you go down the path of doing porn, like you said, you were like, oh,

like some girls are like, I can't get boyfriends or this and that. But once you commit to that, you must have a fear of like, how do I even pivot? Like you were so fortunate, Lana, that you were able to grow your social media. I was scared whenever I first quit doing porn. I was like, what the fuck am I going to do now? I'm used to this lifestyle. I have like a $4,000 apartment at the time. And I was scared. But I just I personally think if you wake up every single day and like you are just like,

I'm going to work at this every single fucking day. and i was talking to them about this in the car like if you live it and breathe it every day like you're gonna fucking make it like you either have talent or you have like hard work and dedication it's one or the other or both and then you're very fortunate um but for me it was definitely like hard work and dedication like to get here now i'm just chilling like i don't really do anything anymore no but i think it's like it's inspiring to see this because i think like you as much as you have like i mean your life looks like so nice now but like when you sit here and we started as you being like so when i was 13 like i knew i went to do porn but i also then went to jail and like you have your family shit which everyone has but like your journey to getting to not only becoming like that's great that you were like the most searched

porn on porn but now you're like no i'm happy i have a boyfriend that loves me and i also have career aspirations outside of porn yeah um no that's amazing wow i feel like we kind of went through a lot today lana plug yourself like what what? No, I mean like your social media handles. Lana's like put what in my what? Like Instagram, OnlyFans, like where can people find you? Oh, okay, for sure. All right, guys, you can find me on social media just as my name, Lana Rhodes, OnlyFans, Lana Rhodes times three, but don't think you're gonna see anything crazy on there. It's literally just nudes. It's just nudes. So if you want to go see my nudes, head over there. Lana, thank you so much for coming on.

I think like your story was amazing and I think a lot of people are going to be really excited to hear this side of you. And thanks for some of like the sex talk. Yes, thanks for having me. It was honestly like a lot of fun. Like I hate doing podcasts but this was probably my favorite one just because like your energy is so good and I felt so comfortable. That me so fucking happy thank you you'll have to come on again soon thank you all around the world people want me to stop but i can't because all i know I know in my soul, I know in my soul, that I was born to go to France and to give everyone a little thing that I love to call. questions of the motherfucking like bye bye questions of the motherfucking like

oh my god i am never ever going to get fucked again thank god the men that to, I'm always like, do you like listen to questions of the week? They're like, no, I usually just like listen to the episode. I'm like, thank the Lord. God is good. God is fucking good. Daddy gang, what the fuck is up? Questions of the fucking week. You bitches thought I was going to forget about you.

I was thinking about it. I'm like, eh, I got a little bit of hate. Alex, stop doing questions of the week. It makes you go from a seven to a two. I don't care. Okay. My vibrator can fuck me better than your fucking little dick ever could. Okay. Okay. Daddy gang. And also to everyone that likes it, I fucking love you. I read your DMS and I'm like, yeah, so let's get into it. I'm your DMs and I'm like, oh, yeah. So let's get into it.

I'm fine. Are you guys OK? OK, perfect. Questions of the fucking week. Alex, I honestly am not comfortable talking about this to anyone. And I am freaking out right now. And you're the first person I thought of that might actually have something to say that could point me in the right direction. All right, sweetheart, let's go.

So me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost three years. He was asleep and I decided to go on his phone. I looked in his recently deleted photos and he has a fucking video of himself touching his asshole. I immediately got up and went to the bathroom to freak out and I told him to leave my God. All right. Sweetheart, calm down. Calm the fuck down. First first of all you're fine at least it's not a video of a guy putting his dick in your boyfriend's asshole you know what I mean okay so like we can we can cancel that out like at least it's not a guy putting

a dick in his asshole or like a girl like fucking fisting your boyfriend it's just him okay we're just still in the close quarters of your home still it's between the two of you although now as i'm thinking about it i'm sorry but i can't help but think you should check his phone farther or the ipad or the computer because he could be sending that to a girl or a guy that could be a bat yeah okay now that I'm thinking about it the worst case scenario is he was sending that video to someone actually now I'm full-blown spiraling because I was about to go in a different direction be like maybe you need to be more open and like talk about ass play with him because it feels like maybe you guys don't have that relationship and he's feeling suppressed I completely take that back and I'm completely

going right to this revelation I think he probably sent that to someone because why would he take a video of himself fingering his asshole to like what watch back and like see what it looks like he could just look up porn like he could just watch gay porn or he could watch porn of like a girl pegging a guy in the asshole. Yeah. Oh, oh God. Oh, oh God. Yeah. We fuck. Okay. Girlfriend. I'm so sorry. You actually have every right to freak out. I was going to be like, why are you freaking out? Just communication. Be like, baby, I want to stick a finger in your ass. Why don't you let me? No, I think, yeah, I think he sent that to someone and then he deleted it immediately. So my suggestion is, um, ask him to open the iPadad you know the classic call her daddy you put the

ipad down or you put the computer down you say open the fuck up and then you go through his text messages and unfortunately i feel like you're gonna find that video sent to someone oh my god i'm so fucking sorry yeah i mean there's just no i just really can't understand why he he wouldn't go back and jerk off to watching himself finger finger his asshole it would be just like porn so like who was that video for you know what i mean i'm really sorry i think we just casually discovered that your boyfriend is cheating on you i love you daddy dm me or like write me in if you figure this out sorry okay i've been seeing this guy for the past two months and after texting every single day and seeing each other every week, I wanted to know if he saw this going anywhere. When I asked, he answered that it was too early for him to know and that school is his priority.

He's super focused on his career, so he's always busy and doesn't try to make time for me, but I'm still willing to try to make it work. His actions and words don't match as he initiates most conversations and is the one asking me out. I want to try and distance myself, but how do I make him want me? All right, this is interesting. Here's the thing, ladies, and I know this is annoying,

but this is just, no matter how, no matter how fucking healthy I get on this goddamn fucking show, I will always stay true to this one belief system. And it is that as a woman, unfortunately, men constantly think, constantly think that we are trying to get wifed the fuck up. And men are so much more afraid of commitment than women so when a woman looks a man dead in the fucking eyes and says what are we or do you see a future for us the man shuts the fuck down even if he's like I could so see something with this girl if you jump too fast, because you're saying this is two months, you've only been seeing this guy. Girlfriend, that is too

fucking soon. That is too fucking soon to be asking a dude, what are we? Do you see a future? Do you see a future? I don't even still know what your fucking favorite fucking pasta dish is. I don't even know. I haven't even met your family what do you mean a future what if your fucking mother is psychotic like these are the things that girls i know initially you're like i don't want to get hurt i just want to know write it in your fucking diary you like him he likes you okay chill okay my advice right now though is if he is initiating shit, things are going well, right? Okay, so let it progress. Now, this is basically the psycho way to find out if he cares a little bit, okay? If you're in college, which it seems like you are, this is what you're going to do.

A couple times throughout the next few weeks, just fucking kind of go MIA, okay? When he texts you to hang out, don't answer. But then the next baby day be super nice. Cause if he doesn't want to play games, just kind of show him like, fuck, I have my own life and I'm not even trying to be a dick. Like I was just super busy last night. I didn't even answer him. You know what I mean? It's not that he's like, okay, this girl's full blown playing games. I'm trying to work on my fucking school. And this bitch is like playing games with me. Not interested. No, no, no. You don't want to come off like a fucking psycho, but strategically you need to show him you have your own life and then text and be like, holy shit. Sorry. Like I was super busy last night. I was out. Like,

sorry, I didn't answer you. Like, what are you up to this week? Dabble with being a little inconsistent and following off the map for a minute, but then be super nice back so that he has to sit in his room while he's studying and putting his books first and be like okay hold on she's clearly out there like kind of living her life but she's super sweet to me and always wants to hang out and I told her because he'll remember the conversation I told her that I I needed to focus on school so she's clearly still interested in me but she also took that information and now she's kind of living her own life and then he'll probably either make a decision okay no I don't want her living her own life I want us to be more official I want us to be more exclusive or he'll be like

thank god or he'll be like thank god she found something else to do other than fucking blowing me up 24 7 and bothering the fucking living shit out of me. I have a science exam tomorrow. Bitch, leave me alone. So I think that that's probably the best way. I just, I just think asking a guy two months in what you are, it's like, do you want him to run for the fucking hills? You can ask that eventually, but not that soon in. And honestly, I know this sounds fucking annoying annoying but this is how I play it all the time if you don't ask them all of a sudden if you're hanging out all the time and everything's

good all of a sudden a guy if he does like you he's gonna eventually be like wait why isn't she asking what we are why hasn't she tried to put any guidelines on this and then they'll get insecure and then they'll come for you but if you're the first one they're like okay you played your hand now he fucking knows you like him you want to be something and now he's like okay i have that option now what else okay hey daddy love your show and i could use your input i have been dating this guy since may and it's been absolutely amazing but i just found out that he cheated on his ex and he already did not have the best track record. He's pretty much hurt every single girl he's dated and calls all of his exes crazy. I know, red flag. I get nervous from his past that he only hasn't cheated

on me because he hasn't gotten the chance during COVID. Since he's been with me, I really do think he's changed, but I hate those girls that are like, no, I know he's been a dick before, but not to me. He's changed. I've changed him. I don't want to get played. Do I cheat on him first because cheater be cheated on? Or do I trust him? Every time I bring it up, he says that he would never hurt me and doesn't want to talk about it more is it bad to play games with a boyfriend or what should i do in this situation okay girlfriend it seems to me like you're dealing with a classic fuck boy listen i want you to understand that like i the only red flag honestly to me is this well actually i actually take all the back there's multiple like you said the red flag is if someone has cheated on every single girl or every single guy that they have ever fucking dated I am sorry

but there is no way that that person is just gonna change overnight however listen say this guy's like 28 29 and he really wants to change his life and he's like ready for marriage then maybe you could be the fucking unicorn that comes along and he's like oh my god like i want to finally settle down i've been a fuck boy for so fucking long however you have to at least be weary you're telling me right now he hasn't cheated on me have you checked his phone how do you know how do you know if he has cheated on every single girlfriend in the past how do you know he's not cheating on you right now? And it's a pandemic. So you haven't been with him 24 seven.

Like, have you checked his computer? No. Okay. So then don't say he's not cheating on you. The biggest red flag to me though. And I think as I get into more mature relationships, this is the biggest red flag to me. The fact that you bring it up to him and you are voicing concern saying like listen unfortunately we have to have a conversation because your track record like you literally cheat on every fucking girl

and the fact that you're saying he just says he won't hurt me but he doesn't want to have a conversation about it that is a huge fucking red flag if a man is not willing to engage in a conversation with you multiple times and basically talk about it till it's fucking beating a dead horse, especially because it's his issue and his past. I say you're in the wrong fucking situation and like you need to be fucking ready to find out that he's probably cheating on you too. I just know men, if he doesn't, if he isn't willing to be like, baby, we will talk about this as many times as you fucking want, because I want you to feel secure in this situation.

I promise you, I understand my past has been fucked and I understand I have done, I have done things that make it not look fucking promising for you, but I promise you this is different. If he's not willing to have that conversation every fucking day, that's such a red flag. why doesn't he want to talk about it because it makes him uncomfortable because he doesn't have the fucking balls to sit there and like full-blown like emotionally lie to you he's like no no i won't hurt you shut the fuck up okay well then i'm promising you if he won't even go there and talk about that, he's probably being shady. Hello, father.

I have a question for you. This is not about sex, but about beginning a new chapter. I recently moved to a new town where I'm living alone. I don't make friends easily and I am a huge introvert. I get homesick very easily and this is definitely a struggle. I know you have also made a change to living alone and I was wondering if you have any tips or anything to help through this process. you in advance love your show it's a lifesaver on long road trips home proud of your success and strength oh my fucking god i love you daddy this makes me so sad um guys listen i think that first of all moving anywhere alone is

probably the hardest fucking thing to do but I want to just normalize like I remember my friend moved to a new state and she told me that she went on bumble friends and I feel like some people could think that's like fucking weird it's like what are you such a loser you need to go find friends on a fucking basically dating app but it's like the friend version no no I think that's like actually really fucking healthy and normal who doesn't crave human interaction and i feel like if you're an introvert my biggest advice to you is get on one of these apps to like that's like a friend app and you already have your slide in line basically it's like hey i just moved here i'm new to this city um like and i'd be totally down to like grab a

drink nothing weird i'm just like totally looking to branch out and make new friends. That is the least weird thing you could say. Like you have your pickup line and you should initiate. You should initiate. And I know it's hard, but like I think you need to try to get out of your comfort zone. Force yourself to go meet at a bar, go meet for dinner with any of these girls or guys. I would suggest you first go with girls and just meet up and see how it goes. Obviously meet in a public space. So it's like safe and everything, but you have to force yourself to occasionally get out or else you're going to be stuck inside. And it's not easy, especially during a pandemic, like this shit fucking sucks. So I can imagine you're feeling

super lonely. I just want to normalize for anyone though. Like if you're even not liking your friend group right now or anything i think it's okay to branch out and like literally try to get on sites like this and make friends because the people you surround yourself with sometimes you need to check do i have good people around me or do i have no one around me well find yourself friends that you think that you can match up with and girlfriend it may be a disaster you could go on this fucking get drinks with this girl and she could be a raging psycho. And you're like, not for me. But at least now you're slowly starting to learn like, OK, that's not my type of person.

Now let me go on another fucking hangout. Like, let's see. And then what eventually happens is my friend told me that she found one girl and slowly she integrated her into her friend group in that new city. And she just found her new boyfriend through that friend that she met I mean it's all about connections and I think that if you're willing to put yourself out there that's just the first start towards success if you're not then it's going to be really hard to fucking like feel comfortable in that new city you have to try to

make it your own but I'm not lying it's not going to be easy I'm not saying it's going to be easy it's going to be hard but you just if you want it you have to work a little bit for it sex on a first date how do you keep him interested after that I seem to always want to do this if I really dig the guy and apparently I have no self-control I'm actually looking for a relationship and not casual sex is there any way to come back after this or am I doomed to never see him again and or not be taken seriously okay everybody listening to this here's the thing about having sex on a first date it truly depends on so many variables it's not a black or white answer if you are having sex with a dude who you have been texting and have such insane good chemistry with and you've good

banter and you're going back and forth and it's super fun and you meet and you go on your actual first date and you end up fucking on the first date and you guys have such good fucking chemistry that guy may look at you and be like dude this girl's fucking dope like we just had bomb ass sex we have bomb ass conversations like i like this girl however if you talk a little bit and you go on a first date and you fuck a guy on the first date he may look at you after and be like um you know I don't really know like I don't really love that she just fucked my dick on the first date like what kind of girl is she and like does she do this with a lot of guys every guy is different it literally is so crazy but I'm sorry but every single guy is different because some guys as much as they would never fucking

date a girl that fucks on the first date i know guys that have fucked her on the first date and being like yo but i'm like obsessed it straight up comes down to like chemistry and then also the emotional chemistry if both are there then usually guys are like i don't really give a fuck but if it was just physical and emotionally he's like uh she's like she's all right but the sex was bomb then he may not even think about you as a girlfriend if i if i were you though it also depends on your situation if you feel like you keep having sex with these guys and they keep not calling you after i'm gonna go ahead and say and this fucking sucks but maybe you need to change your game a little bit you're fucking on the first date and these guys aren't calling you back after so maybe you really need to show a guy a little bit more of who you are and your emotionality and

then fuck to keep them everyone has different games some girls are so fucking psycho bomb in the bedroom and know how to like perfectly ramp it up on the first sex and then the next day they can do that other girls it's like you gotta let them know who you are first and then fuck that's just the way the fucking game goes so if fucking on the first date isn't working for you close your fucking legs you're like i can't help it well okay fine then you're just gonna get the same results the definition of insanity sweetie is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results if you're fucking on the first date and they never call you back i'm gonna go ahead and say maybe maybe let's not do that and like wait a fucking second

and like masturbate five times a fucking day if you really need to but like no the game is not working so you've got to adjust it's almost not even about fucking on the first date or not it's just for you it's not working if it is for you then i wouldn't say change it keep going but it's not for you daddy i need advice my boyfriend of four years ghosted me okay why am i doing guys daddy gang my my boyfriend of four years ghosted my ass when I was out of town I can I just say I fucking love when girls write in or guys write in and they're like my girlfriend or my boyfriend ghosted me how do you get ghosted by your girlfriend or your boyfriend it is the most unbelievable fucking thing I'm obsessed. My boyfriend of four years ghosted my ass when I was out of town.

I come home and he won't even confront me or sleep in the same bedroom. So I packed all my shit and left without a care in the world for him. He never actually broke up with me. After 24 fucking hours after I leave, I hear that he's already hooking up with other girls and ate a random girl's pussy in the bar parking lot. I feel like he is out to get me. I don't want to be with him again, but I want him to miss me and care. What do I do? This is so fucking unbelievable. Daddy, I fucking love you. Okay, sweetheart. Jesus Christ. Number one, you're in a four-year

relationship and he's doing this to you. He has zero respect for you and he is full-blown over the relationship that's just what it is he's over it he's completely over it or he's completely lost his mind he's having a midlife fucking crisis no he's over it so you saying you want him to miss you and to care that is so sad like he doesn't but you're saying no but I want him to well he doesn't so now say it the opposite way he doesn't care about you and he doesn't miss you why do you want to have to trick someone into missing you and caring about you he ate no no really let's bitch's pussy in the bar parking lot sweetie he has zero respect for you after a four year relationship 24 hours after you leave the home and you didn't even fully verbally agree that you guys broke up the self-worth game we really need to strengthen and this is what i said

to all my friends be in the feels sweetheart be in the fucking feels you were just in a four fucking year relationship and this shit just went down you should be bawling your eyes out you should be so sad of course you should miss him of course you should want him to miss you and care about you yes but take your time and mourn the ending of that relationship because going back shouldn't be even a fucking blimp of an option unless okay and unless I know I'm being an asshole here but unless you can look at every single person in your family and all of your friends and you can verbally say guys I want to address I'm going back to someone that disrespects me doesn't care about me and will cheat on me and I'm totally okay with that just so you guys know totally down gonna get disrespected

gonna get cheated on but like I'm going back If you can verbally acknowledge that to everyone around you that loves and cares about you and you go back Then time you sweetheart, you gotta get into therapy. But do you know what i'm saying? It's like you can miss him. You can care about him. Abso-fucking-lutely It would be weird after four years if you didn't but to not have enough self worth And know what you deserve and to want to go back to that That's where there's a problem and you got to figure that shit out all right guys that is it for this week datty gang

um i hope you all enjoyed that little episode hopefully you guys are excited for um next week as i record this episode lauren is downstairs in my apartment. She's studying. She has an exam. But I went down, I took a little water break and I said, Hey, Lauren, listen, would you be a fucking gem and just let me hand you a goddamn microphone next week and just chat it up with me for a little bit about this little rendezvous we're having with the Motley crew. And by the Motley crew, I mean my ex and his entire fucking friend group and she was like i would be honored so hopefully um she'll be around and we'll really dig deep into what the fuck is going on with the red wedding all the things guys go follow

me on instagram it's alexandra cooper go follow call her daddy it's just call her daddy on all things social media and don't forget to write into the show guys you can either just dm me because i do read a lot of my dms um or you guys can go to the barstool website you go to barstool.com you go to shows call her daddy and then it's just submit your question and write in you can keep it anonymous or you can get a little fucking frisky and maybe i don't know put your fucking name or your enemy's name. That's the way to fucking do it. Dirty gang, I fucking love you. You know the fucking drill.

I will see you motherfuckers next Wednesday.