Call Her Daddy - 99- Breaking News

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

DADDY GANG- BREAKING NEWS. At the beginning of this week's episode, Alex divulges what is going on in her life and provides breaking news. THEN, Hannah Berner is back this week with Alex to discuss meeting the men they are dating’s parents… or not? Discussing men’s dating history and the fascinating question which is- what if the guy you are dating has a history of dating a type of girl and you aren’t it???? Should you feel insecure if you are the ONLY brunette he has ever dated and all his ex's are blondes?? They also get into different fighting tactics with your partner, and discuss ex’s and if you should or should not bring them up with the person you are currently dating. LASTLY, Alex asks Hannah her thoughts on 3somes and 4somes because she is considering engaging in these escapades with one of the men she is currently dating. ENJOY DADDIES!!!!!

what is up daddy gang it is your single father alex cooper with call her daddy what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your founding father father for another motherfucking episode of call her daddy how the hell are you all doing great perfect okay me too we're pretending you guys said you're in great moods i am too what why are you in a good mood a Alex? You're usually hungover and tired. Not today, motherfuckers. Daddy gang, by the time that I upload this lovely, lovely episode, your girl, your father is officially on vacation. I'm extremely excited to go drink a fat fucking pina colada and have some sex.

Now don't worry because all of you are like, that's nice, Alex. Great. But hold on. So we don't get an episode next week. There isn't an episode of Call Her Daddy next week. However, I didn't forget about you. I'm not fully leaving my children. There is going to be an episode on Hannah's podcast, Burning in Hell, where she interviews me and we get super dark and deep. We recorded this the other week, so that will be fun that you guys can go listen to. So technically you're going to get your daily dose of Call Her Daddy. Now let's get to the good stuff. Let's get to, let's get to the motherfucking good stuff daddy gang

there has been so much drama in my life this past week that i truly feel like i haven't been able to like come up for air there's been so much shit going on that i barely i was like i need to get on the fucking podcast and tell the daddy gang what the fuck is going on in my life. Are you guys ready for the breaking news? Yeah, come on, Alex, give us the goods. I'm coming. Daddy gang, listen the fuck up. You ready for this one? there is a man that lives across you're like what here we go there is a man that lives across the hall for me that is extremely mentally unhinged i have to move out of my goddamn new york city apartment by october 31st and i am in fact alex fucking Cooper moving to motherfucking LA and daddy gang I am not fucking doing it alone for the first time in five years Lauren McMullen my best friend since second grade is fucking single she broke up with her fucking boyfriend and she's fucking coming with me baby

and we're moving to LA you're all like wait Alex slow down what you just moved into your apartment Lauren broke up with her boyfriend last time she was on your fucking show it sounded like they were getting fucking married it was like a seven-year fucking relationship and what do you mean you're moving to LA you swore you would never go daddy gang welcome to the fucking show this week baby there's a lot going on and you're all like let's let, welcome to the fucking show this week, baby. There's a lot going on and you're all like, let's, let's get into the details. Don't worry. Of course I'm ready. Let's go. Let's break it fucking down. Let's start with my apartment. If you guys have followed me on social media, you've seen, I have this gorgeous apartment, which I have said, thank you fucking daddy gang, because the only fucking reason I am living in

that apartment is because of every single person listening to this podcast. You have given me the ability to live somewhere that I truly never dreamed of fucking living. So first of all, let's take a fucking minute to be like, thank you. So I'm in this baller place. And the last thing you guys fucking saw was a move-in vlog. Well, no, the next video you're going to see is a move-out vlog because I'm leaving. There is a man that lives across the hall from me that is extremely unhinged. I don't need to get into how he's been arrested and he's a little erratic psycho whatever and basically people had to get involved and for safety reasons I have to move

out of this building. It fucking sucks because if you guys have seen on social media, I have put my heart and soul into not furnishing for the first time in my goddamn fucking life my apartment from the trash. So it's fucking shitty my apartment from the trash so it's fucking shitty I'm not gonna lie the fact that I'm telling you that someone super unhinged lives across from me you also know how psycho I am let's just say that I have ramped up the door buddy situation from a nice little one hooker under the fucking doorknob. I have 10 door buddies and then I have my dresser slide up to my fucking door right before I go to sleep every night because God forbid the man shows up. Knock, knock, bitch, you're dead. This is, can you guys tell him a

little, I'm unhinged now. He's making me unhinged. So as I'm learning this, Lauren shows up, knock, knock on my door and goes, Hey, big Al, I'm moving the fuck in. I just broke up with my boyfriend and she brings all of her shit to my apartment. I'm like, Lauren, I'm so happy and proud of you that you finally are single. However, I'm moving out. So Lauren's trying to move in and I'm fucking moving out, daddy gang. So now Lauren and I are sitting in this great apartment and we're like, on October 31st, we are homeless. Okay. So Lauren and I have been like, wow, what a life, man. You go from moving into this great place and a stable relationship to two seconds later. And also all of you are probably thinking alex what did you do alex alex what'd you do why did she break up with the boyfriend i promise this says for the

first time in my life this has nothing to do with me and lauren told me that she'll come on and she'll explain and whatever but for right now all you need to know is she broke up with her boyfriend of five years and now lauren and i are homeless now the scene is set. Alex, Lauren, homeless. Where will they go next? Phase two, motherfuckers. We're going to LA. Alex, how the hell did that even come about? You took the scouts on or? Okay. Never will I ever. I said it. I will totally admit. I said I would never fucking go to LA. I'm moving to LA, guys. This is how it happened. If you follow me on social media, you probably actually saw the infamous night that this all went down.

It was the other night Lauren and I were posting away on social media, but the one through and through, nothing could deny the fact that everyone could tell we were fucking lit. We were hammered. A couple fucking dirty martinis in, and all of a sudden every single

girl even man can relate to this when you're with your best friend and you're getting fucking drunk and then you start to have deep conversations you get emotional it's kind of beautiful you love those girl nights where you're like let's fucking drink let's listen to fucking Lana Del Rey let's pour fucking salt in the wound and let's go there Lauren's like I want to just cry so we start to get really fucked up and we start to just talk about life and to slow it down for a minute to be real with you guys for a minute Lauren and I start to have conversations about like what is New York City to us right now because there is no denying the fact that New York City is the greatest fucking city in the world. And that will never fucking change my opinion. It is the greatest fucking city. However, right now,

New York City is not New York City. Everything closes at 10 o'clock. The reason you live in New York is because it's the city that never fucking sleeps. And I find myself going to bed at nine o'clock every night because nothing is open. Dude, CVS is our clothes are not 24 hours anymore. I'm like, how do I go get Cheetos at midnight? Okay. You're like, all right, chill, dude, chill. But on top of like joking that it's not New York, there's also an underlying other issue where Lauren just broke up with her boyfriend and every single person listening to this podcast that has ever gone through a breakup specifically one that is like years and years in where you lived with this person where every single day this person is a part of your life they become

your best friend you know that that doesn't just go away in a second so to end that lauren keeps coming back from work and she's like alex i literally almost told the cab driver to like go to my old apartment like it's fucking with her she's like New York is so depressing to me right now and then I'm over here and I've been saying it I also too kind of went through a breakup in the city and I feel as though I just need a fucking fresh start and Lauren is looking at me saying the same fucking thing and we're like we wish all the people in our past well we wish them the best of luck and we hope they fucking thrive and succeed in all the things but we're both kind of like to take care of ourselves right now like what do we need and that night is really when the idea was born we hadn't been thinking about it prior and Lauren looks at me in in a honestly kind of a an interesting look the eyes were a bit glazed

over at this point wasn't really sure if she even was gonna remember this in the morning pretty fucking black how honestly glazed over looks at me the eyes kind of drooling slurring at me and goes Alex why don't we go to LA you said it yourself in one of your vlogs. Let's be bi-coastal bitches. Let's just fucking do it. We can do whatever the fuck we want. October 31st, as far as we know, we don't need to be in New York City. Will we come back? Fucking yes. Of course we love this city. But for right now, why don't we take control of our fucking lives, get on a plane and just move? Like there's no reason for us to not do something that we really feel is the best for us and so daddy gang in that moment we realized bi-coastal bitches here we

fucking come now listen I think my reservations towards LA in the past I'll be honest have been like I see the tiktokers and the influencers and I've never wanted to be like bang energy swipe up but that's also not who Lauren and I are and it doesn't mean that we can't go to LA and find our own crowd and fucking find people that aren't constantly having bang energies up their buttholes like it's fine like and I think that's what we realized LA is like New York there's neighborhoods we're gonna enjoy it And so it was funny though, because Lauren's the one proposing this idea. And I looked at her, I'm like, Lauren, you've never even been to LA. Lauren's looking at me. She's like, Alex, it's going to be great. We can hike up to see the LA sign. I'm like, Lauren, first of all, you're talking about the Hollywood sign. There's no LA sign. She's like, right, right, right. The Hollywood sign. We're

going to drink green juices. We're going to work out. We're going to do yoga. I'm like, technically I'll probably doing the same fucking thing I'm doing in New York and like sitting on my fucking couch, but the sun will be shining. Okay. And I feel like if there's anything I've taken from Corona and quarantine, it's like, you got to just do what makes you fucking happy guys. Honestly, everybody listening to this, everyone has different financial situations. And I understand me being like, I'm uprooting my life and going to L.A. Not everyone can technically do it the way I'm going to do it. But let me also tell you, you can do whatever you want to do. My best friend Lauren right here, she doesn't have a job.

When we go to L.A., she has no job. She's on a job hunt. She's going to continue to be in classes at Columbia with no job. She's quitting her New York job. She's fucking moving across the country and being like, and when I get there, I'm going to get online and trying to find a fucking job. It's like, just do whatever the fuck we want to do. But the fun part of this, too, is Daddy Gang. I can't help myself.

I can't. I can't help myself. You're all like, oh, come on. Here she goes content okay people it's what we fucking live for here on call her daddy and I promise you you're all like no you definitely came up with this I promise I didn't Lauren looked at me and goes here's the thing Alex you and I are very different humans I'm like all right Lauren you don't need to rub it in Lauren is getting her PhD at Columbia. She's successful.

She's going to be a fucking psychologist. She's doing all the things. But Lauren looks at me and she goes, we're very different in the sense of I have never been on a proper date with a guy. I started dating my boyfriend in fucking college. I got out of college. I'm in New York City. I've never been on a date with a man.

I've never been. And I quote, and it is shocking. Lauren goes, I've never been on a dating quote, and it is shocking. Lauren goes, I've never been on a dating app. I need to start taking pictures. What are my pictures supposed to look like? What's my bio? Do I unfollow you? So no one knows I'm friends with you. Psycho. These are the things that Lauren's like about to jump into the fucking dating pool. And I'm sitting here like, oh my God, oh my God, this is so fun because Lauren has said it to me she's like I feel like the daddy gang like I'm in this too I'm new to dating here we go like we can enjoy it too

and Lauren has offered her services and Lauren was like I would love to actually share with the daddy gang my journey of like going on my first date what the fuck do I say do I need a fucking earpiece from you Alex to be talking in my ear, telling me what to do. Now, all of you are like, dear God, don't do this to Lauren. Guys, have you been listening to the past few fucking weeks? Health and wellness is spewing out of my fucking asshole. Okay. I'm not going to do my friend dirty. Lauren's like, I don't want to be blocking him nine times a day and then leaving him on red. And I'm like, totally fair. You'll just leave him on red and I'm like totally fair you'll just leave him on red once she's like Alex I can't help myself no but the truth is daddy gang it really feels like I'm turning the page and starting a new goddamn chapter in my life and I have my childhood best friend right beside me to do it and it's a little fucking beautiful that we are both fucking single.

I don't know when we're going to come back to New York. All I fucking know is we don't have an end date. We both bought one way fucking tickets to L.A. And you better fucking get ready, daddy gang, because you're coming along with us. All right, that's a gang. Um, hello. I am about to continue to play the interview that Hannah and I did. Like I said last week, we literally blacked out. We couldn't stop speaking.

So I'm going to press play on a continuation of what you didn't hear last week to give you a little idea. We're talking about meeting the parents. We're talking about threesomes, foursomes. And then it's funny, guys, because on this week's episode, you'll hear back in the day, I was saying to Hannah how I was kind of liking LA. So you'll hear it's kind of a weird moment where like, I didn't know. It was a foreshadowing.

I didn't even know that this bitch was moving. So enjoy the episode, Daddy Gang. I'm going to pick up where we left off. Again, to remind you, Hannah is in a full-time relationship with a 44 year old fox and i am currently although i'm juggling a few men i'm enjoying all the men that i am talking to and we're engaging in health and wellness all right let's get into it are you freaked out by his age has anyone asked you that i feel like it's funny because he so he has a full head of gray hair if If he didn't have gray hair like he does like a silver fox. He's like a silver fox.

He looks like a straight Anderson Cooper. No children. No exes. He speaks three languages. Wait, what's wrong with him? He doesn't have an ex wife. He made a joke. He was like, I'm like a sweater.

Like it looks good on the rack and you put it on. It's a little scratchy. And I was like, OK, that you need to get more specific. What do you mean by scratchy? What is scratchy and i was like okay that you need to get more specific what do you mean by scratchy what is what is scratchy but i really think what it is is that his he's a big big in like ireland oh that's a comic like he's so like in ireland he's kind of like a celebrity like he did dance with the stars they're like big in ireland because he lived there since he was 14 so his his life was traveling back and forth and like from his he was in a

relationship from like all of his 20s and then he was just fucking grinding with his career so he met me at this time where his career has kind of calmed down because of quarantine and now it's like and also because we're not the same age we're not competitive with each other he's literally like oh that's good we're a whole different type of comedy and also he's like accomplished accomplished so much he's like hen i don't care about fame i don't care about money like i just want happiness right now and you're like and i represent happiness let's go i i'm like how much money do you have how we and like what's your net worth i'm like can you show me a w2 i just want to double check no i literally i don't care about it either but if but like if

why don't you care is it because you have a lot no dude i the guy that i'm dating i'm like i know he's rich but i want to know how much and i'm waiting because like i don't want to be psycho and listen i'm not superficial but i'm superficial like i'm sorry if i'm about to be making a lot of money like i just want to know i want to know what level of success you are i want to know if you invest well right i'm just curious. So I'm wondering, like, at what point do I say, like, how much do you make? I think it's going to happen naturally once he feels, like, really trusting of you. Yeah.

Because you need to stop, like, stealing stuff from his apartment. That would help. Oh, my God. Like, you're stealing his floor because it's just weird? Right, right, right. Like, I'm compulsively stealing stuff from his house that painting just disappeared and i'm like oh but can you afford a new one if it's like gone all of a sudden i like take the most expensive watch and i'm like but you can

afford a new one like how many airpods do you need i'm gonna tell you what i said that made he told all his friends made him like really fall for me okay and this is a very specific moment but when you want to finally pay for a guy like you know it's like maybe third fourth date or like you're at a coffee shop i love whenever it's a cheap thing i love just being like i got this like wait till it's like one dollar pizza like i literally we went to a pizza place and i got coke and he got a slice i got two slices because i want to stay thick right and i go babe i got it i got it he goes are you sure i'm like i got it and it's like 15 dollars hannah 17 25 cents so you're both at the cash register now cash register humor is a huge part

of relationships it's just like um waiter humor like you banter with like the it's like a third right a little third bring a little third so you look at the cash register and you give the card right and then you go he makes me pay for everything stop and then you just see their reaction his reaction you let it play out because you're fucking with him you're a devil so that moment he then i heard him on because he goes on podcasts because he's a comic right being like when i saw her fuck with me like that i just knew she was the one dude and like obviously this is my sense of humor but this is so the right guy for you because there are men that would have been like no i swear i pay for everything and it's like trying to convince the fucking waiter or whoever that's the cashier that like no i swear like she just i've done it and a guy will like kind of chuckle

this guy was like that's the funniest thing i've thing like i am so in love with her fucking cashier banter that this is the one also kind of dope i'm like trying to do well in my career like i've really been making money for like the last year and a half like actual money yeah um as congrats you too fuck yes and so i joke and i'm like i want to be a sugar mama and i would joke about it all the time and then finally he was like hey like i know this is a joke but like you know i have more money than you and you're like well again do you want to show me how much you to where give me access to the bank account where are the taxes because i don't know it could be 750 dollars and i need to know no that's true it is kind of weird when when it comes to like paying for shit in a relationship like i think eventually people like always ask like how do you like you it should be balanced out at sometimes but like

i don't think that like when he pays i want him to like really want to pay yeah and think about what paying is it's ultimately like an act of like it's a gift it's like an emotional thing so like today we went into the city and i was going to go back to my place in queens he's like why don't we just get an apartment i mean an apartment why don't we just buy an apartment tonight no he's like why don't we just get a hotel room and i was like because i have to do something in the morning and i was like cool and then i go to hotels.com so i bought wait you bought the hotel and i just got a 125 dollar room because everything's so cheap in new york right now but it was like nice that i was just like i got it you did it because a hundred dollars like i could do that right so like the

little things you can do slide in and then the big boys like wild dinner yeah yeah exactly so do those little things so when he gets a trip he just remembers all those little things that she always gets it that's a good point dating an older guy has its perks and negatives but like don't you feel like no but I kind of love it because my mom's like oh he's like a man and we actually and my dad's like wait so he can deal with your shit and we don't have to? Like, they actually trust him to, like, deal with me. I agree. I hate to tell Daddy Gang listening, but if I could give you any advice, and it's just

from my personal experience, and, like, I know there are some girls that I know that date guys their age and, like, somehow it works. I personally always date older men. Yeah. I just feel like I know as crazy and, like, psycho as I am on this show, obviously, and, like, I sound like a fucking lunatic. Also, as someone who has a career that they're very driven in. Yeah.

Sometimes when you date guys your age who might not be successful in their career, their dick won't get hard. Like I love fucking poor guys because they fuck to have a place to stay that night. Like they put in another level of effort. They're like, please. But I'm not trying to, like, date you because, like, something went wrong, like, that you couldn't pass chemistry. Right. To, like, end up where you are. The sex is great the long term.

Yeah, no, no, no. But I. But older guys are, like, not intimidated by you. Yeah. So that's why it's, like, kind of worked out for me. The progress. No, I guess for both of us. Yeah yeah I'm not where you're are you are yet but like how do you feel well no relationships are the same no honestly like I feel kind of happy

and it's weird because it's not like a high of like when you had like a good podcast show or like when you got a deal or you signed a contract yeah it's like consistent where i feel like i've been depressed and anxious like a lot in my life and that was just my thing like i just napped all the time i was just me i'd nap and then i'd like complain about shit people would laugh and i'd eat and like lately i just have this excitement of like being with this person and learning about this person but i also don't you never know what the future holds right but that's the exciting thing like you see yourself through their eyes yeah so if they're making you feel like shit get the fuck out but if they're

like and if they're just like a yes person to you yeah get the fuck out yeah but he literally like is so honest with me like tries to make me better also i'm sensitive and will tell him when like something hurt my feelings which is good and we're just we're on make me better also i'm sensitive and will tell him when like something hurt my feelings which is good and we're just we're on a journey but also i don't run a journey i don't feel like i need a boyfriend in any way it's more like you want he's a special person that i don't want to lose and like that's beautiful together i feel i just feel lucky to have him in my life i'm disgusting right now I like don't even know who I am no this episode is single-handedly going to put me yet again in the health and wellness

section for like the fucking podcasting wars I swear to god I occasionally throw in some health and they're like it's for the hell I got nominated for the health and wellness section I'm like in what world but I guess honestly this is the new world yes so wait have you met his parents oh my god fun fact they're dead no yo dude fun fact not the fact that she just goes fun fact i'm like oh like they're they're in ireland or like fun fact like i did or fun fact they're fucking dead fun fact i don't have to they're looking up they're listening to the podcast right now they're looking down on us jesus christ jesus christ actually i our first date i got in a fight with my parents and i rarely

fight with my parents but I like it was the first date I'd gone on in like six months yeah and they didn't give a fuck like my dad was like I have a tea time and we have to leave half an hour early and I was like you've known all week that I have 130 date that you need to drop me off at because my driver's license has expired and that is my fault I know however I need you right now and he's like well the guys are playing at one you're like dad the date I was like dad you complain that i'm single and like i can't find anyone and i'm i'm about to find someone help your girl and you don't give a fuck about your daughter finding love is there anything more important in your life he's like yeah my team star and he's like my tea time

so and they're like rushing me out of the house i like i picked jeans when i should not have picked jeans it was a hot day i was like groin sweating so i'm all i'm fucking i literally before i leave the car i go fuck you both and i walk out like i never fight with them like that and i'm fuming and i get on this ferry to go see my man my future man and i get in the car and i immediately feel really comfortable with him i'm just like my dad almost fucked this up because of a tea time and i'm like i'm so annoyed with him i'm just like my dad almost fucked this up because of a tea time and i'm like i'm so annoyed with him but i'm gonna be in a good mood for this date hi i'm hannah nice to meet you and he looks at me and he goes at least your parents are alive and i go this dude just made a dead parents joke within like five minutes of meeting i love you i think i'm in love wait were

you kind of like we are they actually dead are you fucking with me and he's like they're dead they're dead and like his that dark sense of humor turned me on so much i was like now my jeans are soaking wet from sweat and pussy juice yeah and then now we have a joke where like we'll meet new people and i'm like please don't talk about your dead mom like in the first five minutes like just like don't lay it on immediately so morbid when you just said fun fact his parents are dead i honestly lost my shit i'm like whoa that is like dark then my buddy amazing comedian nikki glazer had this whole bit where she was like i'm trying to find a man with a dead mom and i was like why and she's like because i want to be the number one

woman in his life and not have any competition i'm like you were a sick fuck you're a sick fuck however laser i've never met you you're a sick fuck and i love it however i mean i would love to meet his mom to be like oh his mom likes me whatever however he's met my parents they like him and then like that was that does he have siblings he does i've met his brother um how did that go it was good his brother's hot you i you made like a weird face me i'm like what why are you smirking like you want to fuck his brother that's your first three two brothers and they're all like gorgeous and yeah so i met this guy's parents but it was all it wasn't supposed to happen how did he introduce you okay well i had been at his house and they were coming by to like drop off some fucking baked goods like

were you dressed I listen to this story did you have a thong right next to you straight up okay so we are getting ready to go to Malibu we were gonna go to like the beach or whatever you're so LA and I'm I'm so LA guys like hello and I am wearing horror vibes because I'm like I want it like we're about to like hang out together like little bikini I'm like wearing this like slutty ass outfit he's like yo so um you're about to meet my parents because they're driving by to like drop off some stuff and I'm like excuse me I'm like blinking like huh I'm like looking down at my tits out I'm like sorry what I go and it's like 97 degrees in LA I run into the bedroom I put a sweater on I put a sweater I put a fucking sweater that's like up my neck like not a turtleneck but like up the neck like you don't even know what my fucking body

looks like okay and then I have these baggy shorts on and I walk outside and it's like COVID so they're like kind of staying in the car the dad gets out and I'm standing there and I'm like staring at them and somehow like my voice pitch is like a little like hi Alex like being so sweet like I'm like I am the definition of like the girl you're like I'm a virgin dainty flower I'm so innocent because I know they know about my show and I'm like I like him he's really sweet hey you praised like a really good kid like I really like him and like thank you so much for the big goods like I'll eat them later while I'm like praying in my Bible. Fuck!

And they're like staring at me. And so I have my sweater on. I am sweating all of my makeup off. That voice was amazing. Like, you're a chubby doll. Like, I'm like, I'm losing my shit. So I'm staring at them. And the mom and I are talking.

And she's in the car. And then the dad is out. And they're staring at me. And I'm standing there in my fucking sweater. And I'm sweating my balls off. And he's kind of like not even paying attention. And I'm like trying to be in it like Bible study. Because I know about the podcast and they listened a little bit to some of them that he was in and i just you go guys it's a bit it's a bit i'm a virgin i'm like you guys it's literally scripted and like i don't i'm so i don't even write it i don't even write it i just barstool

like has forced me to stay here and say these words that i don't even know what it means i have never given a blowjob like i my mouth is too small like i don't know you by the way i'm rich also but also i'm rich i'm not using your fucking son which by the way the mom ended up saying like i like that she has her own shit going and like i like that she doesn't need your finances also you have a health and wellness podcast like she must love that you are changing the lives of people's wellness thank you i'm in the category with oprah i mean bitch come at me so um it ended up going well and i like really killed it and i was just thinking like a hometown sweet cute girl and then afterwards they ended up telling him they were like she is so fucking

sweet and then i got back into the fucking house ripped my fucking shirt off put my tits back out and headed up to malibu have you had to talk about any of like the ex's conversation like have you had ex conversations with him what a great question because i am in the thick of it what a great question so i came in he already knew my ex okay who was in the comedy community with him right and then i was also at a house with one of my exes so he already was like i don't want to hear a thing about it yeah but he's like i know who they are no we don't but my thing is i'm like such an open book where i'm like i had these relationships and this guy fucked me up and that upset me and this is everything's happened to me and now you know everything and he's like. And this is everything that's happened to me. And now, you know, everything. And he's like, he literally is like,

I don't want to hear it. That's so men. They don't want to hear it. It's jealousy. They're like, no, he's told me about his like one really serious relationship. He like went in depth about it,

but he has this thing, which is actually quite smart, but quite annoying. Well, you know, when you ask questions and you're like, have you ever had a threesome or like, um,

who'd you lose your virginity to? Like that kind of thing. Right. I actually might've, he won't, he won't play the game with me, but I did. I told him, I said, how'd you lose your virginity to like that kind of thing right i actually might he won't he won't play the game with me but i did i told him i said how'd you lose your virginity and the way he told this story about this girl named emily had a little too much emotion for me and you're like and i literally go then why don't you go fuck emily then he goes she's 45 with children you're like i lost my virginity this is 20 years

ago like I like jokingly every now and then I'd be like oh you didn't answer were you talking to Emily and like it's an inside joke but he's like if you can't handle right me losing my virginity when I was 11 or 12 or whatever he goes how am I supposed to tell you about anything so he just doesn't tell me shit anymore he's smart but i actually realized like the not knowing is hard but i think it's actually so healthy for us because i just see him as this clean slate who in my head he's had sex with that girl emily once and this relationship that is like so over but it makes him like easier to be around he's smart he's a smart fucking man for doing that and also you are so me like the emily comment the amount of times i'm

like oh were you talking to fucking emily and he's like alex like i literally just told you that's the girl i lost my virginity to 20 years ago and i'm like it was 30 years ago literally and like she's she's literally married with a family like when he's on work calls and he's like yeah i was talking to like cassidy and i'm like wow does cassidy suck your dick the way i do and he's like i love i like to jokingly be jealous right but but then also kind of like dude but oh my god everyone can relate when you ask for the story and like you said with men if there's a little too much emotion all of a sudden you're like hold on i asked for the story but i didn't ask for the emotion do you still love her do you still like her now let's talk we have there's so many more questions but it also slightly turns me on when i hear about girls wanting to fuck him so

i'll try to do that sometimes and he's like this is a trap and i go no no i'd be like so what years did you like on the road have the most sex and he'll be like not telling you he's like hannah shut the fuck up he's so mature it's so annoying but i but and then he'll like occasionally make little comments like yeah i had too much fun that, that trip. And you're like, please elaborate. Yeah. What does that mean? And he's like, shut up.

And you go, shut up. I, I want to know all the things. And like, I told the daddy gang on my podcast when I was in LA, I literally sat there with him and I was like, show me every single girl you've ever dated. You're like, I want a Venn diagram. No, I did. I want a PowerPoint of every girl with their Instagram. And like how many, like how far you went.

I'll find them or you can give them to me. It's either one you prefer. This is your choice. Like, do you want to do it the hard way or the easy way? And I sat with him at a dinner and I had him show me every single girl. Do you prefer them? How do you prefer them to look? The exes?

Like what's the best scenario? Well, the unfortunate thing is they look all like me. No, I think that's a great thing. It means you're his fucking type. Right. It makes sense. He's like, I only date blondes. If a guy's only dated blondes and he dates me, I'm like... You're like, ahem.

You're like, am I... Are we... So, did you... What are we... When a guy... No, that's true. If we end and he doesn't date a guy, a girl that looks just like me after, I'm like, wow, he fucked with me.

But if he dates a girl just like me, I go, he was obsessed with me. And I'm so his type. No, I literally look exactly like his like last two girlfriends. I'm like, yo, we look like sisters. So it makes sense. So it makes sense. He only likes blondes. But I think that I've been there.

Like I am. I am self-sabotaging. I want to know everything. You're you're trying to hurt your own feelings. I want it to be so hurtful that i'm like crying on the phone with him and he gives me because he's like honest yeah because one of them is still trying to contact him so he's been honest about it yeah and i'm over here like i don't know i think i'm just being a little self-sabotaging that's like the not healthy

part of me right now like i love i love making making my man maybe because he's a little older and maybe has experienced it is like, no, I'm not going to indulge you. Well, the issue is that I think with my podcast, it sucks, but I do have a lot of girls like eventually reach out and stupid shit

like that. And like, she was shitting on my show to him. And so it just like, I just want to be in the know. That's my thing. Like, and I tell this to all my boyfriends.

I'm like, I want to know if it's like a current thing you need to know or like a recent thing it's important to know yeah however like you don't you don't need to know every single girl he's ever dated and like how far they also like my dude's 44 right like that's a lot yeah like holy shit like do you have a few days i can't like whoa i can't that's true that's true i like i want a guy that girls want to be with me too but i don't want to know emotions and stuff of any kind but i do like that he told me that i'm the first girl he ever fucked with his soul yeah so fighting it honestly this is the thing and i've always said it and i think no matter what even if i get

into a healthy relationship this is gonna happen conflict is good at times to bring resolution to bring you closer to then you're like i'm more in love with you yes and i've had multiple multiple fights with this man that then at the end he's like i am i'm just like i love you like guys that i've never fought with it's missing something because you don't fucking care i've had whole relationships where i never fought just because i didn't care enough right and but if you're always fighting then it's like that's a huge no you have to become good at fighting like you have to become a couple that when they fight you know how to fight and fight healthy and fight well and move the fuck on tell me about your fucking fighting situation okay so

we for the first time like little things we will just say why it like unnerved us or something i like that you but you like are very verbal when something's bothering you you guys yeah like he will after a phone call like once he's texting me be like by the way like i just wanted to let you know that when you talked about like this ex it kind of bothered me right which is so and but i'm good but like i i I like in the future just don't and then I responded and was just like I am so sorry it was such like an unnecessary story that like I thought was funny and I realized was so not funny and then afterwards he's like I didn't even need to text you that but like I'm happy I did okay that is number one I think that's

also us just growing up because in the past i would usually if they said something i would save it and like backlog it and be like okay that bothered me and then you like use it against him use it against them meanwhile i've been doing the same thing just bring it up immediately when it's bothering you i have some unhealthy fighting tactics that i wrote down in the car bring them um do you know what they say i think this is an old dane cook joke but like when you immediately just start agreeing with everything they're saying in a sarcastic way right and you're just like oh my god you're so right why haven't i how have i not seen that i've been so wrong this whole time yeah you're so smart yes and then like when it's done you like under your breath say the most passive aggressive mean

thing like you're stupid like your father or something no actually the agreeing i could see a man being like please stop please oh no totally yeah i was how how could i have gotten so mad when you fucked that girl that was so crazy of me that was insane then if you're dating an older guy the thing to piss them off the most during a fight is literally just check your phone oh fuck literally check your phone and just be like on the phone and he's like can you get off your phone for five seconds like oh my god sorry my friend is so funny she sent me the funniest meme you wouldn't get it because you're old but like it's really funny so good you're like literally ancient you'll just never know that's actually it's like highbrow meme humor that you

wouldn't it's like referencing another meme it's like a meta meme thing you wouldn't get it what a meme is we got that one you then you can just like drag his ass to his face like just like let it all fucking out i've done that and like well this is the thing when you're dating an older guy it was so interesting because i tried to do my old tactics where like if we were getting in a fight sometimes i will just literally hanging up on them and then just put my phone down and like walk into a different room and like not answer them for so long so i did that to him and then but i started to facetime door number three right after i hung up on him i was so fucked up i was literally hammered and i was like in my feels i'm like i want door

number three because he can't like make me feel door number three does and then he kept calling me and he texted me he was like i will not put up with this fucking immature shit you do not hang up on me in the middle of a conversation so then i'm like door number three i'll call you right back like sorry my mom's calling me hang up on him call him then call the other one back and i'm like hi and he's like he literally it was kind of the hottest thing he's ever done he looks at me on Then I'm like, door number three, I'll call you right back. Like, sorry, my mom's calling me. Hang up on him. Call him. Then call the other one back. And I'm like, hi. And he's like, he literally, it was kind of the hottest thing he's ever done. He looks at me on FaceTime and he was like, I just want to be very fucking clear. I understand you're upset, but I will not put up with this fucking immature bullshit

of you fucking hanging up and then deleting and ignoring my calls. Not fucking cool. Do you know what this is? You're in the power struggle phase where you're trying to see how much you could fuck with him and he's telling you you can't no and then if you decide that you're gonna listen to him that means that you guys can move forward right but if you don't then you fucking break up it's honestly like one of those where i'm like okay noted and then i'm just gonna reel it back a little bit there are times where now i'll ignore him a little bit but i'm not gonna like So he knows about door number three. He knows.

Because I'm like, you are open about it on this pod. I know. And his mom knows. No. Yeah. And he's he's asked me about him and he's. And door number three knows about this guy. Yeah.

You. Yeah. You haven't evolved as much as you thought. But I think it's good that I'm being honest. Yes. That I'm not hiding them. They both know about each other and they both know that i'm just kind of like you're just doing it's the bachelor but called color daddy and you'll see who wins but at least it's just two yeah both real relationships and they're both honestly genuinely you literally have two boyfriends i do i kind of when i love

that for you i just hop to the fucking other who do you like fucking better i think that the history with door number three will always be there but i think long term i'm starting to freak myself out because i think that like day-to-day life moving forward i could actually like see with this other guy and so just go fuck me right so fighting tactics so we're just growing up well the final fighting tactic to always win always always win cry just cry just cry just cry dude it's so funny it's true and if you don't do it often no yeah don't cry all the time because those who do you lose power i cried when i cried to this guy he literally was like alex like i will get on a plane i'm so sorry like i want to come see you and i'm like all right i'm not actually fucking crying how you start it is you start being like

if it's on the phone then he goes are you crying you go no no and he goes and he keeps talking and you're just like and then you like spit up your words a little bit you're like i i just like and he's like you're crying i'm not crying like i never fucking cry yeah and you always say i never cry and then he's like, I'm sorry. Do the cry. You don't even have to say a word. You can just like say like, just like do half words.

And then immediately. And then immediately. I don't even. Dude, no, every woman. I don't know why. I don't know.

I'm just going to go. Like, we'll talk tomorrow. And he's like, no. No. No, girls,

it is true. Just cry. But if you overdo it, then he's like, okay, the fucking girl that cried wolf yes so those are the fighting tactics and there's healthier ones than others so use your own yeah learn how to balance them when you want to be fucking psycho you just agree

with everything and look at him like you're fucking just gone behind the eyes yeah oh yes and then if you make up you have the makeup sex and that cycle of abuse is sometimes pleasurable honestly it's one of my favorite things my favorite cycle ever no it's true i have a really random thought for you about threesomes oh yeah and foursomes yeah this is so strange okay i have been in relationships before where i'm like i will never have a threesome with you i will never have a foursome with you get the fuck out of my face because i was just too much in the relationship too far down i'm at a weird place right now and i've never in my life really thought about this i've had

a threesome before i've never had a foursome I enjoyed myself it was with a another girl um and then a guy but it was he was kind of he's just like a pig so like I just was like it was like fun but it wasn't anything like I need to do this again yeah then with this new guy he's so sexual and we've had conversations about like it's the first real relationship that i've been so like sexually pushing the limits like he pushes me to the limits and he's like would like i want to do everything with you because it makes me even if we do shit that's wild like you like whatever it is i it makes us closer so we've been talking about possibly like while we're traveling because we're like we can't do it in your bed at home no traveling or like in

your neighborhood no you're like walking the dog you're like she looks kind of cute like hey come on over yeah like no so he travels a lot for work and we may be going to like a different country together and he was like it could be hot like if we're like out for work and we may be going to like a different country together and he was like it could be hot like if we're like out one night and we you go pick someone up and then like we bring them back and i've been thinking about it it's early enough in the relationship that if it's ever going to happen it would have to be now so that like i would have to see like did i like it or will it be a thing that if you do like it, do you think it would be part of your relationship? Like, or like a holiday?

What he said is like, if you hated it, he was like, I'm down to do it with another guy or another girl. It's down to you. Like you pick the person. He was like, and I want you to pick them because it's more so I want you to have sex within this threesome that like,

I want you to be attracted to the guy. And he was like, I, or the girl, I want you to pick. It the guy and he was like i or the girl i want you to pick it's not even for me because i will be more turned on if you are having sex with this girl and having such like it's so hot like i don't even have to fuck her like whatever whatever you want it's all perspective and he's making you see things in a new light because he's like and if we hate it we never have to do it again but it will be an experience that we talk about we're like oh that was so free and open hannah and you're like a type a bitch so like so i'm like hold on logistically how does this work and like does she sign an nda like what's happening has he done that a lot he so i asked him he said

i've oh i had a threesome with one of my exes um but then my most recent ex wasn't down for it because like she had some like family shit that she like wasn't down to have threesomes yeah like traumatized her some i don't know yeah so he was like but he was like i don't know what it is but about excuse me my family it's like wait what you're like my family i have three brothers and sisters and i hate the number three i can't it sounds like i'm fucking my brother like what is going on this is the question full i am gonna admit yeah i have never done cocaine before oh where are we i swear i'm gonna bring it back because i've never had a threesome like after my comedy shows people legit just like give me

cocaine because i just seem like a cocaine girl everyone thinks i play sports whatever i just feel like if i did cocaine i'd bash my head into a wall and ruin the party it's honestly not that there's not a lot and people are like hannah why haven't you done cocaine and i'm like bitch i'm 29 if i do it and i don't like it i have a terrible night if i do it and i do like it now i love love cocaine. That's kind of like a great point. So now I'm bringing it back to you. Oh, a life story. As in like, if you do it and you don't like it, it's like possibly traumatizing. And if you do it and do like it, now you want to have threesomes all the time. No, wait.

So like, does this complicate your life more? No. Okay. In a weird way. In a weird fucking way. This is a great conversation, okay. In a weird way. In a weird fucking way. This is a great conversation, Hannah. I never thought about it going, if I was going to go into a relationship with a man, I really didn't think like, this can't be that healthy.

For some reason, we are so sexually open with each other. But also, even like sexual shit. She wants to experience life with you in all different ways all different ways and he's a very sexual person it's interesting because my guy has done the same thing where he's just like i want to try everything with you and make you come in so many different ways and the fact that he said bring a dude in i kind of love that he said that right because deep down like i would love to have a threesome with two guys literally okay would you i kind i kind of think i'd be down like and he literally texted me after and was like i um like after we were talking about like having a threesome with two

dudes like i now can't stop masturbating to like watching like dp porn because i'm thinking about like me and a guy fucking you and like there's just something about it that's turning me on so much and literally i'm over here like well I wasn't thinking about doing that this fucking upcoming December for Christmas, but now I'm like, okay, now I have to stretch out my ass. No, literally. Like I'm straight up being like, am I about to have like a fucking threesome with two dudes and this guy? And he, but he, then he's also like, it's so cute because then he's like, I love it.

I think this is cute. He's like, but I could be the one, like one like say if we like if you wanted to get like tied down and there's to the two of us like if i'm gonna like um like skull fuck you like if one of us is gonna have our you're like where are you going with this he's like i'll be the one to do it so that like you can tell me if it's like hurting or whatever like wait skull no like when you're laying down and a guy is like on top of you straddling and you're shoving his dick into you and like you can't like it's like a lot you're like yeah wait how do you spell that skull skull s-k-u-l-l oh skull skull like your skull skull fuck i thought you said school school school did we go to school i don't know but daddy game i think it's just for the first time in my life i'm like oh my god i

want to try all these and it's different with him and he's older when you think of like having sex in college with two guys oh my god there's that like stereotype that like oh you're a hoe yeah you just had two guys run run train on you where now it's like your boyfriend is like let's find the hottest guy and like let's like be obsessed with your body and see how many ways we can turn you on for your pleasure like literally why wouldn't we? I know. And I feel like I'm coming to this weird. I think it's because he is older.

He is so confident in his sexuality. So it's turning me the fuck on. And now I'm trying to figure out, am I about to go? I think a foursome with another couple could be so fucking hot. Well, I was thinking swinging is a very popular thing. I know. But I'm not a swinger. But now here I am. Swing, don't know like i don't know what's going on he's making me

want to do all the things and i'm like oh my god well it's also it there's so much turning on that happens when someone else if someone was like that fucking pebble turns me on yeah suddenly i'm into that pedal and i'm yeah and you're like and you're like grinding i like pebbles right i'm i'm like a rock girl now i just i bring a rock in like we have a boulder now like it's i don't give a fuck right i'm using a lot of metaphors no it's good however like i was talking to des i mentioned it because you were texting me about it and he was like i mean it's not really my thing right so like if he had said in that moment like oh i would i would die like i want to hear some emotion like i want to hear that oh like you know that sound right like oh then then it turns me on but like him not being into i'm like then we're not doing it why fuck around but you know what

in my past too i think having a threesome with a guy for me in my mind it's always been like well it's for him but for the first time in my life this guy is like no this would be for us and for you like i don't even need to fuck her like i i would love to watch a bitch like eat you out and like you get your pussy eaten by her and then like i'll fuck you and like you guys can be like and i'm like but what if you have another couple and during it you're like oh my god is their chemistry better than mine you're like oh my god is she better at sucking his dick and like is his dick bigger than his yeah that's that's why i'm i'm like wait am i overthink things i overthink things i think that i can be a jealous person if i really like you then i can be and i'm like oh fuck honestly daddy gang i'll keep you updated but like we're going on vacation together that's like millennials love going on early vacations yeah

like my parents were always like, that's called a honeymoon. And why are you doing so early? But it's another thing where go on vacation. See how he acts when he's waiting in lines. See how he acts when like some reservation gets canceled. Right. See how he acts when you guys have nothing to do for three hours before the next dinner runs. And like, what are we doing?

Exactly. So I kind of love that for you. I kind of do too. And I feel like i'm gonna get a dick in my asshole this trip and i'm not prepared for it he keeps saying he wants to do anal with me and i'm like i am so scarred and for the first time in my life because i haven't done it since the one time that i passed out in college from it and i feel like i'm about to have anal in in this resort so are you are you trying to be his girlfriend at some point or it's just naturally

happening like what's our plan i think that or do we do we not have a plan are we not supposed to Are you trying to be his girlfriend at some point? Or it's just naturally happening? Like, what's our plan? I think that... Do we not have a plan? Are we not supposed to have plans anymore? I don't know. What do we do? I think my plan is that I like where this is going. He's treating me like a princess,

but I've let him know with the show and my life right now, like, I can't put a label on anything, but I want to keep acting like we're acting. And I don't know if that's the healthiest thing to do. Wait, you're saying you cannot have a boyfriend I just while hosting call her daddy no I think I could I'm just saying right now in my career and like I've got a lot of shit going on I just don't know if I can I think I could have a boyfriend but I don't know if I'm there yet because I think I have a lot of shit to work on with myself and then I fucking door number three like I would

have to close that door and like that's a there's a lot that I have to like do you know what happens when you close doors another one opens your legs open your legs open and you got a ring on your finger you stupid bitch like I don't know I think it's just I honestly think it's the first relationship that I could actually see long term so I'm like don't put pressure on it because my question is with all I know we're not supposed to play games but with all these like sexual escapades do you wait for like a little more of a commitment before you're like giving him your butthole and like putting in other couples giving him i love how you say giving him the butthole like do we wait for the first time in my life i feel like i used to be so calculated on how when i'm gonna have sex with them when i'm gonna do this when i'm gonna do that i used to never fuck them until like three months in and it was insanity i jesus oh i i know

i was a nightmare trust me now i'm sitting here and i'm like fuck the rules i kind of want to do it so why don't i do it why don't i get my fucking asshole penetrated in a fucking different country in a couple weeks that sounds exciting to me and usually be like, no, but I can't give him the asshole yet. And it's like, well, if you want to, then why not? Well, it goes back to like what I'm doing with my boyfriend. As in, if it's not going to work out, like if I'm going to be having diarrhea the whole following day, just dripping because he went too hard. Let's just figure out now.

Let's just do it. Why all the anticipation and wondering and anxiety? Let's do it now and figure it out if it fucking works right will you be able to handle me in my diarrhea state or not so yeah are you loving la i think i think i am but you know what i think it is when i first started going to la i have to admit that i thought and and I'm just being honest, the girls that I see on Instagram, I just was like, I'm not interested in being a part of that.

I know I may look that way on Instagram, but like, I don't like, I know my Instagram is the same as theirs. However, I know I look exactly like them and I know I look so fake on Instagram. However, let me just get to my point. Um, I think that LA scared me to ever move there because i was like i just don't want to be like going to those fucking like poppy or craigs or whatever the fuck they are and like going out with like all the insta hoes then i think when i met this guy and i've been introduced to his life and he's a little bit older and he's like in the industry but not in a flashy way he's

the most private person and then i'm meeting his friends and like they're going to santa barbara for the weekend and they're going to malibu I think there's so many different scenes just like New York City yes and I thought there was only one see I was the same I'm New York girl from Brooklyn and I just shat on LA all the time and then I went to LA and I kind of I saw like there's so many positives also there's a chillness to it like I went in an elevator yeah with a bunch of people and we were standing there and for like three minutes, it didn't move. No one remembered to press a floor because like everyone's fucking high. And I was like, this would never happen in New York. In New York, people would be like, I'll kill your family, bro.

Make it move, bitch. If this tree doesn't move, I will blow this place up. It's true. They're so chill. But I was making fun of like the aesthetic where like there was this instagram filter where it like really fucks up your face to look like a sexual reptile oh there's every time i go on instagram and look at the filters i'm like this is so fucked that this is even legal like this is fucking kids up so i put one on and i go this is how girls laugh in la and i didn't move my face

and i just go and i thought it was so funny and then some girl goes this is not like representative of girls in la this is fucked up this isn't true also you need to get invisalign and pluck your eyebrows and i said if that's not the most la comment i've ever fucking heard you're like you literally are like you're she's like stop making la look bad also bitch get invisalign you're like hold on the fucking phone are you commenting on my looks while also saying la isn't all about looks bitch fuck you fuck you wait that's raw yeah and then so like la has its pros and cons yeah it's it there's definitely pros and cons and i think that like it's just a part of me thinks maybe relocating and just living somewhere else and like being near a beach and just like being around a different group of people may be helpful because I do have like

really weird memories being in New York City still how do you like not dating an athlete I kind of love it isn't it so nice and I have to deal with the ups and downs of like oh did you strike out yeah no like it is let's take it out on everyone around us because of a game shut the fuck up i don't care and honestly i know it's fucked but it is so attractive to me that like this guy like understands what i'm doing and like we can talk about work together and it's like fun because it's also our lives and like i couldn't do that a lot of times with athletes and i also think and i'm not gonna lie i've been having and i listen i love all the a lot of the guys that i dated that were athletes but i'm getting to a point in my career where like it's just the beginning for me and a lot of them it's coming to the end for them and it ends at 30 and then it's like so where do and then they go

through an identity crisis where they feel like losers yeah for like at least the rest of their life well a lot no but literally a lot of them that have wives during their careers then they always have a second wife because they get divorced once the when the games end then they're sitting there and they're they're like what do i do now and then they want like a new thing and they go get a new woman and they always have second wives oh i mean this is dark this is dark but you're being very honest yeah and i think dating a guy who understands what you do is integral because you're always going to do what you're going to do yeah and you can't be like editing around and changing things for them well no and i think like it's obviously i don't talk about a lot of the podcast but at the end of the day like what where this there's no lie this is a huge podcast it's one of the biggest

podcasts and so dating me right now i'm not gonna lie i don't think it's easy for men so i need to have a guy that is super confident and also the respects what i'm doing and doesn't look at it like it's just a sex podcast because it's so much more than that oh preach bitch are we growing up we are adults i know how do you pronounce it adults oh adult adult okay whatever you say so so i guess this is this is the new journey i i i i pray to fucking god next time i have you on you are not like so we broke up i wonder i mean that would be an epic episode. I mean, it would. And I'd be like.

And I'm like, yeah, I said it was the best sex I've ever had. I faked it. I faked it. I faked it every fucking time. Dude, it's, it honestly, it's like, yeah, you're right. Like who knew? We didn't know that it would, we would both find cool guys and like we would be in a situation. But I think like it just shows like anything can happen.

So who knows? You could be broken up or you could be fucking married. Who knows? All right, Daddy Gang. anything can happen so who knows you could be broken up or you could be fucking married who knows all right daddy gang that is it for this week's episodica um i'm feeling a little excited to put on a motherfucking bikini make sure you guys go follow me on instagram because i'm going to make the man knows he i was like listen to listen to me. You will be taking so many pictures of my asshole on the beach. And in exchange, you can take a few behind the scenes in the bedroom. He's like, I don't want to know. He was like, okay, yeah, I got it. I got it. People listen. If you date me, you got to know your fucking place. You're going to take a couple of fucking

bikini pictures of me if we're on a nice fucking resort so go follow me on instagram if you want to go see my asshole um very exclusive content guys also go follow hannah her instagram is being burns but you spell it being and then burns is b-e-r-n-z also guys go make sure you follow and you subscribe to burning in hell the episode next week with hannah is going to be fucking bomb i'm pretty sure it's going to be also another two-part series and there's a couple there's a couple announcements i want to let you all aware of although there's not an episode next week on the caller daddy channel the next episode that is coming out for call her daddy is the 100th episode and the guests that i'm having on i truly never thought would come on this podcast

i truly truly in my heart of hearts never thought that this guest would come on and they are coming on so get fucking ready daddy gang because that that is gonna be a good fucking time daddy gang you know the fucking drill i love you so fucking much and i will see you motherfuckers next wednesday