Call Her Daddy - Adam Devine: Medium Dick Energy

Episode Date: February 8, 2023

Adam Devine is here to set the record straight - he and his wife are doing amazing. He is categorically not the Adam who cheated with women he met on instagram. Adam joins Call Her Daddy to serve the Medium Dick Energy we all need, giving us a hilarious take on what it was like to grow up in Nebraska. He performs the song he used in his Pitch Perfect audition, and it’s not what you would expect. Adam showed up unprepared, because he thought PITCH Perfect was a baseball movie. Adam shares how he was kidnapped by an Uber driver and explains why sex on the first date is a must. He opens up about his relationship with his wife and discusses the time she found his stash of alien pocket pussies.

I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon 5 fan, and I'm glad that you agreed to sit down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram? Zero times. It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine, thank fucking God. Thank fucking god Thank fucking god What is up daddy gang It is your founding father Alex Cooper With call her daddy

Are you taller than me what's going on Your legs are longer than mine This is the thing on Instagram Everyone thinks that i'm like six feet and then they meet me in person and they're like why are you so short and i'm like first of all you're not fuck off yeah you're i mean you're appropriately size thank you you're a great size but i'm like why that's the first thing people say to me. But then look at where your foot is dangling right now. I have long legs.

Yeah, and see, look at my little... No, you're taller than me, but my legs are long. Yes, true. That's fair to say, right? I've got a weird shaped... Like, my torso is the exact same length as my legs. Can you do this? Oh, my God.

Like, that's not even, like, flexibility. That's just... Wait just yeah yeah but see how that was kind of call her daddy yeah that was wait that's great that's a good trick i'm gonna start asking people also you did that very yeah it's like two it's do you do that often it's all my whole career is based on me doing that. They're like, you're a physical comedian. I'm like, no, my body is shaped weird. It's funny. You look at me and you laugh because you're like, that's off.

What's going on? It's like a human cartoon. I think you look great today. Thank you. I wore my fancy jacket. It looks really nice. I asked my wife, I'm like, should I dress nice? And she's like, no, you could be casual. And then I wore what I was wearing. And she's like she's like no you could be casual and then I like

wore what I was wearing and she was like maybe no wear something else I was like put a jacket on no I think you look great I love your watch the whole thing's going great thanks thanks okay so we're gonna we're gonna get into it okay okay here we go I'm gonna just do this little intro that the world needs. Okay. Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Okay. Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit. No, but I thought for a second you were going to say thank you.

I don't know why. And that little like was like so creepy with the straw. Okay, I'm going to start over. Here we go. Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Thank you. I just have to tell you that I was a huge Maroon 5 fan, and I'm really glad that you decided to sit down with me today and talk about the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.

How many times did you cheat on your wife with women that you met on instagram zero times it's adam divine not adam levine thank fucking god thank fucking god adam welcome to call her daddy thank you one fucking letter one letter it's so close I actually I met Adam Levine once at a party and yeah I'm cool like that and it it was a whole Halloween party I was dressed as a wizard so it wasn't me being cool at all I'm like I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of like beer cans taped together you know and I go up to him I was all excited and was like Adam Levine I'm Adam Devine he's like yeah no I know and uh I'm like I get Adam Levine all the time on Twitter where people are like at me Adam Devine but then say is so hot shirtless singing on like I just went to his concert and I'm like it happens

to me all the time I'm sure you get me sometimes too on Twitter right and he goes literally never literally never I'm like you're like okay never not even one time he's like so he is a fucking dick um no I love that sort of habit like but also invite me back to the Halloween party right you're like I will come back as a wizard um do you think actually people thought that it was you in that situation people did like it wasn't that's I like post I would never I I'm not big into like inserting myself into someone else's drama I'm like this guy is already going through it yeah and so I I was like steering clear uh and then like like news organizations I forget what it was it was like the Baltimore like their local news their headline was Adam Devine cheats

on pregnant wife and said Adam Devine and then I was getting so many people that were just DMing me being how fucking dare you and then you look at their page and I'm like this person does not follow me they are not workaholic fans they have not seen my movies like they truly were a maroon 5 fan and now hate me on accident like

somehow clicked the wrong thing and so it happened I was getting legitimately hundreds of dms and did your wife at all be like give me your fucking phone just let me check let me just let me just check this out the name is too close like it could be you too dude that's so fucking crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and the caption and it was just brilliant of you to just be like hey just so you know like we're good over here my wife and I are happy I'm not cheating yeah I guess I am a comedic genius yeah you're pretty good you're not. I probably shouldn't have given you a straw. Yeah. Too much work I'm doing over there.

No, don't. I am really happy that you're here. I think that you are extremely funny. I think you're very unique in Hollywood. Your humor is amazing, and I'm very happy you're here and not Adam Levine. Thanks, Alex. You grew up in Nebraska. I did.

I've never been to Nebraska. Most people haven't. Okay. What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have that you think you defy? I feel like Nebraska is like, it's such like a flyover state. Like I feel like if you're not from there, you just haven't been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just like Nebraska. Huh?

Wow. I've never. huh so there's no stereotype so i feel like when they meet me they're like that's what you look like yeah well i mean i feel like i look like i'm from nebraska i'm like you're like yeah this guy eats steak he eats corn a lot you could tell he he isn't off the carbs he's full carbo loading with baked potatoes on the rag right like a white guy from Nebraska yeah they're like he puts real butter on his potatoes you know what that's a really great way to explain it because I wasn't I'm I think I as I was thinking about this question that's exactly what I was wanting you to tell me something that I didn't know about Nebraska because I'm like I

don't know much yeah we're just a we're a sturdy people heart you know salt of the earth I think they say okay yeah I don't know what that phrase means but I love it though we're gonna go with it do you think that there's like an accent happening there that we don't know about? Like a Nebraska accent? No. People in Nebraska think that our accent is like flat. But when I moved to California for the first time, I was on some like head shop on Hollywood Boulevard being like, you can just buy pipes? What? This is crazy.

And the guy behind the counter was like, are you from so i think i must have had an accident i don't think i have much of one anymore what do you think i can hear like a tiny twang but what i i am from a little twang like a little like it's not southern it's not yeah it's something it's unique yeah a little a little salt and pepper exactly the salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe that's right I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though and I'm just so happy that I don't have the Philly accent do you know the Philly accent it's atrocious yeah so I'm glad you don't have it no I don't know I don't know if I could do a Philly accent but I will say that Philly I've had a great I've done awesome shows there and I've had a great times there but it was one of

the few places Boston's kind of like this too where people just like want to fight you like it was like right when workaholics just came out so we were like newly famous or whatever and we like went there on some sort of tour and uh this guy we're like genos or pats cheesesteaks like what we're gonna try both and we're eating there and some guy was like fuck you you think you're cool huh oh fucking mr hollywood and i'm like i'm gonna have to fight a man you're like i just wanted to cheese yeah I'm like hi and I'm not like a confrontational guy so I'm like I gotta put up my dukes I'm like do I call them dukes I don't know I'm gonna get my ass kicked by this you're you're so accurate number one let me just proclaim this so that no one in Philly hates me now and comes for me I've had a great time there love aggressive aggressive people the fans are so

aggressive my I grew up my dad worked for the Philadelphia Flyers oh cool and so I would always go to these hockey games and after every game or in the middle of the games I would always be asking my parents like why is everyone so angry like we're even winning like why are we angry now they're losing all the time and it's like like, no, they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality. And it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like, do you know what we call water? Like water.

Water. Water. With a D? I'm going home to drink some water. You're going home to drink some water. Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles. Yeah, I think in Omaha, we don't say water we say water

it's not we say we do say uh like mom oh like mom dad mom so it's like a mouth opening yeah it's like a like vowels just like fall out of your mouth like okay but at least you're enunciating you know what i mean like that's a little bit better so but at least you're enunciating you know what I mean like that's a little bit better so Philly love you all shout out but if you say water it's fucking water yeah one thing I love about you is that you do seem like you are entirely like open about just putting yourself out there like you don't give a shit what people think so can you give us some advice for someone that's listening that's like like introverted, shy, a little insecure. Like how do you get to a place where you're like,

I don't give a fuck what people think about me. I'm just going to do what I do. I, I, you know, I tell, I'm always giving advice. Uh,

no, uh, but I, I feel like it just, nothing matters. Oh, it just doesn't matter like it doesn't I would say 99.5 percent of the time it just doesn't matter like what that person thinks of you they're not thinking about what

you just said like they will you my wife does this all the time or she'll say something and then like I she's like tossing and turning and she can't sleep and I'm like what's going on over there I'm like are you okay are you having like night convulsions and she's like no I said this thing that I shouldn't have said and then I'm like what and then she'll tell me and I'm like oh they don't they're not thinking about that even a little bit like they no one thinks about anyone else we're only thinking about ourselves all the time so fucking true yeah listen i love men i love women i love everyone but women do have a tendency a little bit more to like overanalyze which i think can be a superpower at times they're smarter yeah we're smarter we're more tuned in we should run the world however it can be a deficit when

we're up at night my boyfriend does the same thing he's like your legs are now like twitching like just tell me what happened i don't know what to do with my legs you're literally like um no it's just a comfortable speaking of can i tell you something my wife is gonna watch this podcast and be tossing and turning and be like and i'm like what's wrong she's like your legs what were you saying with those legs what my legs let me just clarify so you feel better this chair these chairs are 87 inches deep there's a full-on grown man laying down level deep they have caused such issues and i this is the issue i think that all the fans watching fucking love them they i always get where'd you get the chairs where'd

you get the chairs i want the chairs when you're in person when you're in person you can't and imagine a woman in a skirt and heels oh yeah that's the moment where i say i'm sorry yes you you're gonna figure it out You got your pants on. Yeah, I am wearing pants. This is good. I've been a nude in a film before, so I'm perfectly okay. I just want you to know if you squirm around, no one's judging you because this is, we're moving chairs.

We're moving houses actually, but we're also leaving these chairs behind. All right, I'll take them. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay, great. Let's talk about Work take them. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay, great. Let's talk about Workaholics. Okay. To anyone that hasn't watched it, You Live Under a Rock, it's about three dudes in their

20s that live together and work together. That's right. How did you meet your co-stars and who came up with the premise of the show? Well, I met Blake and Kyle who played Carl, our drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community College at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California. That's dope. Yeah. And it was like day one of improv class.

And at the time, Blake, he has this like long, cool dude hair. And he had this like tiny little fro and in high school they called him afro fetus because he was so skinny with this tiny little afro and uh he really has blossomed as he's gotten older because he's like considered like hot boy now uh but he was homely as fuck back then i'm looking at you blake and uh and i just thought he was so funny so afterwards it was weird because it was like I was sort of like hitting on my friend you know it were like I remember like my other buddy was like what's going on over there because I came up to him a little nervous was like hey what's up uh if you'd be down for it uh it'd be cool if perhaps me and you could get together

and write some comedy bits together. And Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd be cool, man. You know, and then I moved up to LA from Orange County about a year later and met Anders at the Second City, which is a improv school. I can imagine being in an improv class there's some characters in there like did you do you think you thrived in improv class or did you keep to yourself a little bit there I kept to myself a little bit I mean like because I would

say they're like improv classes are weird have you ever taken one i kind of did in college but that wasn't even a fucking thing yeah so like i took a lot especially when i was like like 18 19 and there's always like a businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office and then there's like 12 true lunatics who are just like the psychotic aunt who's just like they say I'm funny and you're like oh my god lady and then there's uh like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing later on in life like I I know like uh like Eric Andre was in an improv class of mine back in the day and then all the workaholics guys and Jillian Bell, who was on workaholics, I knew from improv classes and stuff.

So you can find little diamonds in the rough. There's on the periphery. You're like, I want to stay away from that person. That person's insane. Yeah, there's always like a few people that you can tell aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how to make this into a profession so you come up with the show and it's fucking hilarious is there ever a point i'm thinking of like you guys then are friends and you're filming as friends was there ever a point in like a joke or a scare

or something happening where you guys took it too far and like you couldn't air it no there was never like we couldn't air it comedy central especially back then was like really uh really cool and open and and down i feel like we might not be able to get away with everything because things are a little touchier now like we did one bit where carl the drug dealer, was sick of his penis. And he wanted to remove it because it gets him in all the trouble in his life. And they were really worried about us being, like, transphobic or something. And we're like, well, it's not about that. He just doesn't want to have his penis. And that was, like, a real battle that we had for a while. But we ended up winning, and the show was very funny.

We did another episode where we go to our neighbor neighbor's house and they're having a pride party and we think it's pride fighting like UFC like pride fighting uh but they're a group of gay men having a pride party and we go there and then uh we get blackout drunk and we pass out and we wake up in the in their bed and i wake up and i think i have jizz on my face and i'm like oh my god uh i think we fucked each other and then the two gay guys are like you guys were really you guys were going at each other you guys were fucking each other a lot last night and so we go through that entire episode and we like are reeling with this and then at the end of the day we're like i'm glad if i were to fuck a man it was you and we're together and we're like and we're together and then we go back to the to him and we're like wearing rainbow shirts now and we're like we're out and we're

proud we fuck each other now and uh the guy's like oh we were kidding with you it was toothpaste we put on your face and we're like was it i wonder why my jizz was minty fresh and then we were like that's pushing the envelope you know but we like were up for a glad award they like loved the episode with like the bro culture in the show I personally find it very funny of how you guys like take it right to the edge in moments and I do think that's hard to do though the hardest part was like it's sort of based on our actual personalities, like our characters. And then there's,

it's just taken to 12, you know? So every once in a while, it'd be like, Durs is pitching a, uh, a joke. And you're like,

well, Adam, uh, is a fucking idiot. And like, also like egotistical and, but also kind of a bitch. So I think he would say,

and I'm like, yeah, well, Anders, uh, has a stick up his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else and the character though the character did you guys get in a lot of fights or no no not really I mean we're kind of we're brothers I feel so like we it's the brother fights yeah we get in fights but at the end of the day you're like all right

should we go get milkshakes or whatever whatever fat kid thing we're about to go do yes you you basically booked pitch perfect around the time that you were filming workaholics right that's right yeah what was the audition process like for pitch perfect where were you at in your life like how did it all come to be i was shooting the second season of workaholics and like workaholics had just come out and like it kind of clicked right away when it came out and I was like I don't want to do an acapella well at first I didn't know and I thought it was a baseball movie they sent me the sides and it's pitch perfect and I was like you know I don't have time to go

audition right now like I'm doing my show. And it was really precious about Workaholics. And they're like, just go. The producers like you. Just go. So I went on my lunch break from Workaholics and, like, went down and auditioned. And I thought it was a baseball movie. And I see all these hot-ass dudes singing.

And I'm like, you're not going gonna get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy you know and then I go in and it turns out it's not a baseball movie at all and I had to then I'm quickly learning the sides and I'm like oh shit this isn't baseball at all and I go in and I do the audition and they asked me what song I prepared and I didn't prepare a song so I'm like I didn't prepare a song take it or leave it, I didn't prepare a song. Take it or leave it. And they're like, leave it. Well, you have to sing. It's a singing movie.

And I'm like, fuck. And so I sing whatever pops into your head. And the first song, swear to God, that popped into my head was, Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV. Which is the Full House theme song. And they're like, they loved it. And I left, and my agent calls.

I was like, what do you think? And I'm like, I don't know. I morphed into like an 80-year-old jazz singer. Like, I don't think I'm going to get the, because we have to sing like Rihanna and shit. I'm like, I didn't prove that I can sing. And then they're like, oh, well, get them next time. And then I got it.

The fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis, the first thing that popped to your fucking head was, full house, go. Yeah, it was just like, they're just like sings to whatever popped into your head. And I'm like, do-be-da-da-da-da. I will say though, that was like very accurate. Yeah, I do a good, I do a good whatever that guy's name is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever that man is. Wow. Okay, so that's also great that you thought it was a baseball movie. I did, yeah. We're learning that I don't really read my emails. Yeah, I sort of just read the headline and go, got it. I think it goes to my sort of mantra of nothing matters and it's fine. Yeah, everyone that's going to get a job, don't prepare.

Just like go wing it. Hey, I've never prepared a day in my life. And look where the fuck you are, Adam. And I'm wearing a suede jacket. You know what's fucking crazy though? It looks great. Yeah, I'm wearing a suede jacket. You know what's fucking crazy, though? It's like, did you? It looks great. Yeah, I think it's suede.

Did you know that you were passionate about singing in acapella before Pitch Perfect? I'm not. I'm not passionate about singing or acapella. I, uh, no. I'm like, I still don't consider myself a singer. I'm just, like, good at good at it like I can just do it got it so like I don't you know some people like are are just like can just like they're just naturally a good dancer uh-huh they like I can just sing which by the way was so funny I've

always known I could sing I've had like choir teachers in high school be like you should join the swing choir and I'm like I want girls to like me uh I'm like no thank you and uh I called my dad when I booked Pitch Perfect I'm like dad I booked this like studio movie Universal's making it and he's like oh my god yeah man nice so what is it and I go it's called Pitch Perfect. He's like, baseball movie, cool. And I'm like, not a baseball movie. It is, it's a singing acapella movie. And he goes, but you can't sing worth shit. And I go, yeah, I can sing. I'm a good, I'm a pretty good singer. And he goes, bullshit. And I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to do in this movie. And he goes, I'd find a way to get out of that one. And I'm like, I'm, I'm doing it. Okay. Note to self, never listened to dad. And it's also very interesting that you knew that you were good at singing, but you're not like, you're not like

singing around the house to your wife. No. Okay. But what would be your go-to karaoke song? Full house. I don't like karaoke really. Really? Because I'm like, what I do for work is perform so then when I'm not working I don't want to then go work okay that to me is what that is now and now sometimes like it'll be like 3 a.m and we're at someone's house and they bust out a karaoke machine I'll get up there and try to sing don't stop believing or some bullshit but like bullshit. But like, I'm not gonna just... You're not gonna do it. Yeah. But you are here to perform today. I won't do it.

This is work. Okay, great. You're repaying me in what... What the fuck, Alex? No, there's more in there. Okay, there is. Okay, good. There's more in there.

Just keep pouring. Keep it flowing. Okay, so last month, because I was gonna say this, and you know what? You can deny me, but I'm just gonna say it anyways. Last month, or two months ago,

we had John Mayer on, and he did kind of like a Christmas song, right giving us a little christmas cheer so i was wondering if you would be interested in auditioning for the call her daddy fourth of july song episode all right here we go okay Okay. Silence. Quiet. Quiet on set. Proud to be an American. Cause at least I know I'm free. Won't you want to stand up next to you and red, white and blue grilling burgers on the grill, A bush light for me and you

Which essentially is Americana. Americana! Yeah. I really love that. Monster trucks Golden retrievers Lifted trucks A lot of trucks.

A lot of trucks. Should have stopped earlier. That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job. I think I was the only one to audition for it. I'm going to go through a list of some random topics that are happening in the world right now. Okay. And I want your take on them. Okay. Yes.

Okay. Number one. Telling your friend that you don't like their partner. Don't do it. Okay. Yeah, just don't do it. You might lose your friend forever but uh what they're gonna do is I've done this before where they like left their partner and you're

like thank god she sucked dude and then they get back together and then they get married and you're like i was kidding dude i'm a comedian what never invited over to their house what do you think about bde uh i have md medium dick energy a big dick too much that seems too much it's a little too much to handle it's a lot on the plate you have to schedule it you've got to think about it i feel like i'm working with my mde so that's what i'm really pushing i'm selling it i'm like a like a telemarketer i think that's the title of this episode adam divine md. Yeah. I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead? Did not done enough in my life.

It's not done enough. You would like that? I mean, no. The older I get, the more I'm like, and then where are we cleaning up? It's more for the thrill of it. Yeah. As I've gotten older, it's less appealing. But every once in a great while. It could be a fun thrill.

Spice it up. Yeah. What's your take on Pete Davidson? I love Pete. I know Pete. Okay. I had him on Adam Devine's House Party, which was a stand-up show I did for Comedy Central. And we had him season one Adam Devine's house party which was a stand up show I did for Comedy Central and we had him season

one he was 19 and I'm like this kid must have a huge cock just something about him he's wiry those long wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang and then that was kind of the whole topic of

conversation on set like we're all staring at this young boy gauging the size of his johnson how do you feel about talking to your uber drivers it's a slippery slope i've had a uber driver who realized who i was and drove me to their house what because it was on the way to my house. I'm not really knowing where we're going because I'm in a new city. It was a house that I rented.

So I'm like kind of zoned out in the back and we pull up and her family comes out. And I'm like, where are we? I look up from my phone and she's just like, you don't mind, do you? And I'm like, you can't say yes because you're stuck there at their house now so you're like no so I'm then I get out of the car a photo op one of their neighbors comes over

I take photos with them and their family and then I get back in the car and she takes me to my house now and then when we pull up she goes hmm so this is where you live so it could really turn sideways on you yeah were you terrified to sleep that night it was weird because her husband was like he was giving like meth head energy he was like yeah man oh yeah and so I'm like that's a lot I don't know a little too much yeah I was like yeah. And so I'm like, that's a lot. I don't know. A little too much. Yeah. I was like covering up my watch. I'm like, no.

She's like, sure, it's a nice house you're renting. Do you keep any valuables in there? No, no valuables here. You're like, I'm only here for actually

a couple hours. I'm moving locations. Yeah, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment. Holy, that's a fucking weird one. Yeah.

Okay, what do you think about the band Maroon 5? Fuck you, Adam Levine. But you have to at least admit that one song slaps of like, she will be loved. No, no, keep going. No, no, you're good. This is good. I can't sing.

She will be loved. It's a banger. Yeah one is that theirs yeah then yeah i think yeah there he's i mean the guy's really talented at many things how do you feel about sex on the first date it must a must a must you have to do it right yeah it's like it's like opening the door for someone you're like you have to see like are they polite are they good in bed you have to check it out yeah that i really appreciate that take that's that's a unique one i don't know if we've ever had someone say that on call her daddy before i'm here for for first i can already see the headline yeah adam divine says sex on the first date is a must it's like opening the door yeah rape question mark is he it gets really gets spinned out of control what the adam what did you say my publicist just calls me shaking i don't know i love that you showed up alone here yeah what what am I gonna do yeah

show up with well you know what I worked at the uh improv comedy club when I was like 20 to like 22 yeah and uh all the coolest guys showed up alone the like really famous guys and they'd show up with like a gang of people they were less cool but like Chris Rock who's one of the most famous comedians would show up just by himself and I was like that's that's how I someday I'll be like that okay this is call her daddy Adam so we have to talk about your dating we have to call our fathers okay okay once you moved to Los Angeles how was the dating scene here for you before you got famous I didn't well I really I started doing stand-up and comedy when I was 18 and I'm convinced I wouldn't have ever gotten a date or laid or anything if it wasn't for comedy

just because I'm not I I never was like the type of guy to be up and like lick my lips and do a squinty eye thing and like do this a lot, which like all my guy friends who are really good at being like, yo, what's up? What'd you guys doing over here? Like that are like morph into that person. They were,

it was working for them. I can do an impression of me doing that. But then it, but then it's like, as soon as I have to talk to them, normally normally they're like there's a different guy in there that's not the cool squinty licking lips guy right we're right that was actually a great impression thanks I think it was better than I've ever seen the actual originals oh yeah but have you seen those tiktok kids with the swoopy hair when they go like

how do you feel about boys dancing i don't know and then the swoop of the hair uh how do you feel it's weird it's like a totally different thing because like that wouldn't have like maybe times are better or definitely times are weirder like because when i was in high school that wouldn't have flown even a little bit like you had to keep you couldn't be doing that shirtless with a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not getting like major backlash from that so like kind of cool that kids are so comfortable being like super cringy and weird on the internet that it's,

but for sure they're going to look back at that in like four years and be like, oh, Jesus Christ. I'm trying to like get a job now. And they're like future employer looks and they're like, oh, you were the squinty eyed licking lip elbows out doing weird dance. TikTok dance kid. You're hired. You're a genius.

My God, you're plugged in. I agree with you. I don't think that, I think I would have found that like so unattractive if a guy at my school was doing that. Yeah. But. But you're not 16 now. I'm not.

So maybe if you were 16 now, you'd be like, oh my God, Caleb and Skylar and Chanston. Chanston? Yep. Is that a Nebraska name? No, it has to be a name of some kid now. You know someone made that poor choice and made their kid Chance. And then we're like, and it's not original enough. Add a 10 to it.

Chanston. Chanston. Hey, all the Chanstons listening. You know, there's like a dozen Chanstons that are listening right now. Like, oh shit, they're talking about me me with their tiny little butthole mouse oh my god what they're talking about me on call her daddy what the fuck is this you've seen those tiktok dances right where they're like is that the move yeah are you on tiktok a lot no i've only i only see uh well by the way i feel like i'm not on it enough for the algorithm to know me

so i've i've been on it like two or three times and every time i'm like yeah it's too much um but i want to because my instagram algorithm is embarrassing what it? It's just like my wife is like, Jesus Christ. When she sees my like page, it's just like swollen beefcake dudes. What? Just from like working out tips. So like I look at, so like this is like I steal workouts from like these beefy, hunky dudes. Right. Because I'm like, oh, it would be kind of cool to look sort of like that uh you're the dream though adam because most girls are like taking the guy's phone and be like

there's like hot girls with bikinis your wife is like adam again like you're looking at this guy and he's like so buff yeah but then she has like nightmares that i'm like secretly a gay man so like there is a downside to right me looking at oiled up men on Instagram. Right. Like it could be slightly questionable. Yeah. Yeah. But then you have the MDE.

So she's like actually we're good. Yeah. She's fine. Your wife is stunning. How did you guys meet and how did you ask her out? We met on a plane. We met on an airplane. We sat next to each other. The only way I can meet a beautiful woman like my wife would be she has to sit next to me for four hours.

That's good. Yeah. And I didn't have to lick my lips even once. No, we were flying to New Orleans. And like we've stated earlier, I don't read emails. So I didn't know that we were in the same movie and so we were sitting next to each other she recognizes me I don't know her I just think she's a beautiful woman sitting next to me I have a girlfriend at the time I'm actively not trying to talk to this

girl I'm like so she keeps chatting on me and I'm like god am I hot as shit today like what is happening like why is she all into me and I'm like oh god man and so I play Fruit Ninja on my iPad for four hours straight my hands hurt from just swiping doing combos with fruit and she was like oh oh, this guy. And then we landed. And then I see the guy with the sign with your name on it, the driver at baggage claim. And she has one too. And then my friend, Nina Dobrev, who's also in the movie, who I know her.

And she had a sign. And I'm like, oh, we're all in this movie together? And Chloe Bridges, my wife, was like, yeah, what did you think? And I'm like, oh, we're all in this movie together. And Chloe Bridges, my wife was like, yeah, what did you think? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. And I felt embarrassed. I'm like, let's all just ride in the same car together and get to know each other going to Baton Rouge because we were shooting in Baton Rouge and it's like a 45 minute drive

from New Orleans. And we go and Chloe's from New Orleans and she goes let's get drive-thru daiquiris which is a thing there oh my god I need to go there yeah it's the best and uh we went through and like Nina to her credit was like playing it cool it's like I'll take a couple little sample sizes see see what I like you know and so she has like a few little ones that she's sipping. And then Chloe goes, I'll take the 38 ounce party starter. And I'm like, I'm like, I love this girl. Yeah. And so then when did you break up with that past girlfriend?

A few weeks later. And then we started to date, but I hadn't been single in like years. So then I like was single for a while and felt like I had to be single. And then after like however many months, six months or something, Chloe was like, you either have to call me your girlfriend or we have to stop doing this. And I'm like, and you're my girlfriend. Okay. You're like, I knew when you got that drink in the car, it was over for me. I got the party starter.

What a legend. Yeah. When you guys moved in together, did you have to kick any like gross habits that you had? There was some weird conversations because I was given a lot of stuff from workaholics. Got it. Like that people would just send. I'm sure you get stuff sent to you all the time. Right.

And so like weird stuff. So like Fleshlight, it's like molded after like porn stars' vaginas or whatever, sent me 25 of them. So I didn't know what to do with them. So for a while I was like giving them away as like kind of gag gifts. But then I like gave like two or three away And then like I was like, I don't want to be known as the fleshlight guy who just has like a treasure trove Of these so then I just stuck it in a closet, but like they're all insane fleshlights. They're like alien fleshlights and like yeah, like alien vaginas and like And like monster pussies and like

the weirdest things so i i it's in my closet and i came home one day and she was like kind of being weird and i'm like what's up and she's like uh i i think i have to talk to you i'm like wait what's going on and she's like what's do you have like a thing for aliens and i'm like like, what? And she's like, do you, are you into monsters? And I'm like, what are you talking? You're weirding me out right now. And then she pulled out like 15 alien pussies and I'm like, I can see how this looks weird.

She's like, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. And then she's like, well, let's throw them away. And I'm like, we should keep two. Not for use. They could keep them in the box. But like, they are hilarious. Right.

Just in case. Just in case you need to bust it out of a party or you meet someone who you're like, this would be the funniest gift for them. I agree. So you kept them, too. We kept an alien and a monster. Did you ever give them away? They still have them.

I should have brought them too. We kept an alien and a monster. Did you ever give them away? We still have them. I should have brought them here. We're going to transition from your real wife to your work wife, Rebel Wilson. Yep. She's coming here on Monday. Oh, really? Yeah. It's going to be very fun.

You guys have such a good dynamic. Like I was watching this morning the scene where you're like, maybe we should like make out. And she's like, yeah, sometimes I think about doing heroin and then I'm like yeah better not like or whatever yeah and it's like you guys have a great dynamic did you guys ever get to like ad lib in that movie at all together that most of I mean Kay Cannon wrote like an amazing script so I'm not taking anything away but all of my lines were no but I rewrote the whole thing. No, we improv quite a bit. And actually like our love connection, like me and Rebels love connect, we improv that. And so then as we were shooting, they're like, that's kind of funny.

Put them together. And then it ended up being like a bigger, bigger story. So fucking good. Okay, so my idea was this rebel's coming on and i'm gonna have her do the same thing i want you if you can to impersonate rebel and then i'm gonna have her impersonate you oh that's so hard is it so hard because have you ever tried to do an austral? Fuck no. I don't do impersonation. It's so hard to do. Is it too hard? I mean, it might be.

I feel like she's just going to be like, I'm Adam. Just with like weird energy, just bouncing all over the place. Yeah. No. I mean. No. Adam, no. Adam, no. Oh, no.

I feel like that's the only word I could say in Australian speak. They say like no with an R. Okay, I got it. Okay. Hello. It's sort of British. Hello. It's me me Rebel Wilson

I'm the lead singer of the Beatles I can't do it Alex I can't do it no it's so good it's so good it's so good I literally

I was trying to do it earlier and I was like that's why she's iconic I can't do it hello I'm Rebel Wilson I'm the I'm

I play bass in Oasis. I feel. And she's Australian. She's not even from England, but I don't know how to do. I think you're fully doing English, an English accent.

Because I can't do Australian. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I cannot thank you for coming on and up. Let me ask you, what are you doing next? Because I know you obviously have your podcast,

but like, are you doing any new films? This is important. Check check it out our podcast that I do with the workaholics guys it's super fun uh yeah I'm doing I'm doing a season two of bumper in Berlin the spinoff series that uh that I'm doing for Peacock that's the spinoff of my character from Pitch Perfect and season one is super fun it's on Peock now. And then we're doing a second season, um, with, uh,

Jamila Jamil and Sarah Highland, uh, who was my, um, co-star in modern family. And then, uh, flew LaBorgue who's super funny.

And then, uh, I was going to do a work Alex movie, but then Paramount Plus pulled the plug. I saw that. That really fucking sucked. And it's okay. And legally, I can't talk shit.

Right, right. You just look at the camera and start sobbing. Legally. Legally. Jesus Christ. Adam, thank you so much for coming on Call Her Daddy. Thanks. That was very fun.

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