Call Her Daddy - Alix Earle: Secrets, Sex & Scandals
Episode Date: September 20, 2023Daddy gang, get ready for the season 4 premiere of Call Her Daddy with the Internet’s biggest “It Girl,” Alix Earle. Travel to New Jersey to meet Alix’s entire family and step inside her home ...to experience the chaos up close. For the first time, Alix opens up about the years of embarrassment and bullying after a public scandal tore her family apart. She addresses the rumors head-on regarding a certain NFL player and her alleged role as a homewrecker. She invites Alex Cooper to her first post-grad apartment in Miami to experience life from her POV. The girls get ready for a night out and talk about Alix’s dating life, her A-list DMs, her most toxic traits, and more! Alix spills the tea during a game of truth or drink and talks about her sex life for the first time ever. From the club to the beach to the deep hungover talks the morning after - this episode takes you on a full journey. Prepare to get to know Alix Earle like never before.
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Who is Alex Earle?
Get ready with me.
Get ready with me.
Get ready with me.
Welcome to a day in my life.
Welcome to a day in my life.
I do not want to post about it.
A visa with 10 of my friends.
So I got my breast augmentation.
People have like 100 million followers on TikTok.
That's insane.
I never really got that until Alex Earle.
And I'm like, she deserves it.
I feel like I actually know Alex Earle.
Alex Earle.
She was at Alex Earle with the Kardashians.
Just after the news.
She was at Grace.
Who's talking about Alex Earle.
Daddy gang, it is your founding father
back at it again for another season
of Call Her Daddy.
We made it, baby.
Okay, we fucking made it.
Season four.
I don't know if you're ready
for what I have planned for you,
but I am really, really fucking excited.
I have now officially been doing but I am really, really fucking excited. I have
now officially been doing Call Her Daddy Solo for four years, and I can't thank you guys enough
because I literally wouldn't be here without you. So to my OG daddy gang, I love you. To the new
people that have come along the way that have become daddy gang, I love you. And I have a feeling, just a little feeling, that maybe, probably, absolutely,
this year, season four, is going to be the best yet. Because, as you know, on Call Her Daddy,
we like to get into it, okay? Over the past few years, we really have gotten deep with every guest we've had on the show
and we've gotten to know so many people in really fun and intimate ways. Every episode, I feel like
I actually get to know the person sitting across from me. I really get to know them.
And based on my Instagram comments, it seems like you guys agree.
It seems like you guys are kind of having a good time, right?
I think.
So I was thinking, I'm always up to something.
You're like, Alex, what the fuck now?
What now?
Let's sometimes go to the guest.
And who better kick off season four than one of the most highly requested and anticipated guests of this show's history. Daddy gang, you have been begging me to get this person on Call
Her Daddy all year. All year I see it. And just so you know, I see you. I hear you. I see the
comments. I get it. And let me just ask, guys, come on.
When has your father ever failed you? So let's go hang out with the internet's
biggest it girl. Daddy gang, here we fucking go. What is up, Daddy Gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.
Hi. Hi.
Hi.
It's happening?
It's happening.
Okay.
Alex Earle, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
Welcome to New Jersey.
Welcome.
Oh, my God. Okay, so Alex, to people that are tuning in being like, who is Alex Earl?
What is happening in this episode? During your senior year of college at the University of Miami, you absolutely blew up.
You got a huge following online and you are now arguably one of the most famous people on the
internet. Everyone's obsessed with you. Everyone's talking about you. They want to know who you're
dating. They want to know about your life. And I'm sitting here in your hometown of New Jersey, meeting your family, your parents, your siblings. And I'm like,
what do you think that they think about all of this craziness?
First of all, that is so crazy to even hear you say. I'm like, oh my gosh, no, I'm not.
But they have kind of been with me through it all. Like when I blew up was over the holidays. So it
was Thanksgiving and Christmas. And I was literally sitting with them. it all like when I blew up was over the holidays so it was Thanksgiving
and Christmas and I was literally sitting with them and as much as I'm watching this they are
too and people are calling them contacting them I remember there was something around Christmas of
me like on the news on ESPN and my dad's like Alex he's like what is going on what are you posting
on TikTok and then they kind of downloaded the app they all started to learn about it all and they got really involved but yeah they've been super supportive
throughout it all. I'm curious obviously like this is not your home this is your dad's house you live
in Miami when you're in Miami what do you miss most about being home in New Jersey? I love just
hanging out with my family and bantering with them having dinner like you'll get to see but
everything is very chaotic over here and there's always a lot going on
hello i have someone here oh my god there's so many hi guys
hi everyone oh my god are you thomas I've seen you in the TikTok videos.
Are these your dinosaurs?
What are their names?
Thomasaurus and Albertosaurus.
I'm Thomas, I'm Alex's younger brother and I'm six years old.
I love Alex because she plays with me.
And I really love her a lot
and I appreciate that she plays dinosaurs with me.
It's so nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Ashton.
Ashton, so nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Ashton.
I'm Alex's little sister.
I'm 20 years old and I'm gonna be a junior
at Tulane University.
I feel like I know all of you
because I see all of you on TikTok.
What's your name?
My name's Penelope.
Penelope. Penelope.
Oh, oh my God.
What am I, Penelope, what am I supposed to do, Penelope?
You can tell them.
Okay.
I'm Penelope.
I'm Alex's little sister and I'm eight years old.
Alex might be the TikTok star now,
wait until you see me.
And this is my lizard and I think Alex Cooper
really likes him.
Oh, hi.
This is great.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi.
What's your name?
Isabel.
Isabel, I love your hair.
Hi, I'm Isabel and I'm Alex's younger sister.
You guys might see her get ready with me, but I see the behind the scenes.
And it's a hot mess.
The moms, come here.
I can't come near you.
My mom's such a buddy.
I'm going to give you a hug.
Hi.
I didn't anticipate this.
Thank you for coming.
No, no, no.
Oh, careful.
Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm Alex's stepmom. Alex is so great with all the kids and having a free babysitter is always nice. Hi, nice to meet you. So nice to
meet you finally. Hi, I'm Alyssa and I'm Alex's mother. I believe Alex got her craziness, her kindness,
and her energy for having fun from me,
and all the other good stuff from her dad.
My house is a little cleaner when she's not around,
but other than that, we miss her energy.
Mr. Earl, come on, I need a hug.
Come on.
Nice to meet you.
I'm really happy Alex is making her own money now,
even though she's still
spending mine excuse me I got to take a call normal day at the Earl household oh my god okay i'm watching your siblings and they're like they are scrolling tiktok over there
and i'm thinking like how does it make you feel that they are watching your content you know
sometimes i forget and they'll text me something like so niche that's going on
in my life. They're like, what? Like you're wearing that top out tonight, Alex. Like,
oh my God. And I'm like, I forget that they are watching this. But it's honestly nice because I
feel like even if we don't have the time to catch up, they're always keeping up with me.
Okay. Well, Alex, I am so excited to go on this little adventure with you and get to really know
you. We're in your hometown right now.
So let's go see a couple places that are memorable and meaningful to you.
All right, we're off.
We're going to see my high school. This is like where I grew up, my town.
Welcome.
Okay, wait.
So you didn't grow up in that
house no that house we moved in probably when i was in like eighth grade i think but that's not
where i grew up um i grew up with my mom like 30 minutes away from there do you have a good voice
i have the worst voice you've ever heard in your entire life like i can't sing like give me a give me a tune
well this one i've actually been practicing i can show for you um baby it's you
i was inspired after we went to the beyonce concert okay give me i thought it was good
give me it again um baby it's you that was good see can you sing again. Baby, it's you. That was good.
See?
Can you sing?
What is it?
I think I can impersonate.
Okay.
Like, if I was doing Christina Aguilera, it'd be like,
Hello!
What?
But I can't.
Are you kidding me?
But if someone told me to sing like myself, I'd be like,
How did you just do that? But if someone told me to sing like myself, I'd be like, like, I couldn't.
How did you just do that?
That was good.
That was yours.
I always say, I said to my friends, if I ever come out with music or you see, like, just
know, like, I have been ambushed.
Like, I'm being held against my will.
People are auto-tuning me.
Like, this is not
something i could ever do i think it's good that you are self-aware you're the
you're the one i love you know what why don't we try a different game
she is a woman of many talents folks but, but it is not going to be the carpool karaoke today.
We're going to enter this town right now. It's called Bread Bank.
Okay, anyway, here's our high school.
Obviously, so much has changed in your life since leaving this high school, leaving this town, moving to Miami, you know, becoming so well known.
But it's interesting to meet your family, be in New Jersey.
I feel like the world looks at your family and it looks like, you know, your mom and your stepmom are getting along.
Everyone's drinking and partying and it looks like this unified family.
And it wasn't always this family that was bonded
together can you take me back to the moment when you were in second grade and your life essentially
flipped upside down I've never talked about this online before I was kind of waiting for the right
platform or moment I remember the day very clearly paparazzi had shown up at my house and my mom quickly kind of got me and my sister out of the house over to our cousins. We stayed there for a few days and I had no idea what was going on. I didn't know they were paparazzi. I thought news broadcasters were interviewing the neighbors. I really had no idea and for anyone listening who doesn't know my family or doesn't know what I'm talking about
my dad had an affair with someone who was well known for her job having sexual relations
with high class people and one of them was even the governor of New York. She was very well known from that
and in turn, my dad's affair became a very public situation.
Did you find out about the news coverage and everything happening first
or did you find out that your parents were getting a divorce first?
So a year after this affair happened,
my parents sat me and my sister down and we were going out to dinner.
It was right before dinner.
They said, we're going to be living apart.
My dad got a house like 10 minutes away.
They were going to try and they were going to see how that was kind of working.
They never said it was like a final divorce.
But in that moment, we kind of working they never said it was like a final divorce but in that moment we kind of knew and I had speculations that something was up because for the past year they had started to
fight and bicker with each other and I would sit at the top of my staircase listening to it and
before that they never really fought like I think it was like a pretty good normal family dynamic
when did you realize because you were so young at this point like when did you realize that this scandal essentially was getting media coverage in the news?
It was in like fourth grade. I started to kind of hear commentary from people and I had an iPad at
the time and I remember googling like you don't know that many people I'm googling my family and
all of a sudden I see that the past two years of my life had been a lie.
I am reading articles about what had happened, about the times that my dad's taking me to go get ice cream.
And it's really because there's paparazzi outside my house and he's hiding us from them.
I had just felt like my world crashed down in that moment. I didn't know the severity of what had happened between
my parents because my mom was super, super mature about it and didn't speak to us about it and
didn't put that stress that she was going through onto us. Um, but that's, I kind of figured it out
myself and then I proceeded to deal with it myself. I was gonna say did you tell anyone that you saw that on
your iPad I had talked to my mom after and but you're so young like I didn't even fully understand
what it was that why this woman was such a big deal that my dad had slept with I didn't understand
the severity of it and I was confused still but I knew from that moment on that I wanted to
protect my little sister from feeling the way that I felt in that moment. What were you like mentally
doing every day like you're going to school like how were you even comprehending this?
I would try and just push it down a lot of the times like I would try not to comprehend it
I knew that I loved my family and issues would come up and a lot of the time my family really
tried to just be as normal as possible and we wouldn't really talk too much about these issues
or that if we did like there was nothing that we could really do about him or when my stepmom started to hang around with my
dad after he had moved out she came into his life and we were introduced to her
which was super weird and I was told that I had to be respectful to this woman and we had to be nice to her.
And I wanted to rip her head off.
It was very weird because I felt like I was a 10-year-old having to be more mature than someone 20, 30 years older than me.
So I don't know.
In the moment, I didn't realize how much that would have affected me.
And now I look back and whoa.
Obviously, you're dealing with this at home. But like when you talk about school, like I can only imagine what you were dealing with.
Obviously, parents talk, kids hear. Like what was the dynamic in school for you?
I mean, you can imagine middle school is like peak, people are
bullying each other, like tearing each other down. So obviously they had a one-up to just shit on me
and shit on my family. And besides that, besides people making comments about it, which happened,
people weren't allowed to hang out with me. People weren't allowed to come over to my house. Like if
I wanted to invite the girls over, I remember one day I was like,
oh, we should go have snacks and, I don't know, Gatorade at my house
before we go to this middle school dance.
And we weren't allowed to host this.
I'm going to call it a pregame, but obviously we're not drinking.
Host this pregame at my house because people didn't want their kids around my family.
How was that articulated
to you how do you know that um the parents would kind of tell my mom and she would tell me kind of
the harsh truth of like why this can't happen she would have to sit sit me down and be like this like
you know they don't really respect us oh my god like when you say that out loud now like what do
you feel for like your younger self like
having to deal with that for like a peer dynamic because of something that was happening with your
parents I feel I feel bad for her but I feel like I wish I had someone to kind of lean on in that
moment I feel like I was leaning on myself a lot of the time because
I didn't want to stress anyone else out um and I was trying to look out for everyone else maybe
but myself in the time so I was just like okay we're just gonna bottle this up and not talk
about it but I I wish that I could like go back and have her talk to someone about what was
happening in that moment because I just was like okay this is like life this is normal like this is what's happening like whatever we're not going to my
house for the pregame first of all like hearing that you couldn't have people over for like
sleepovers or get togethers like because everyone else was so involved in this and this was like
town gossip essentially like did it prohibit you from being able to actually like have your own opinion of the situation or do you think it just like really
amplified your feelings toward it I think it definitely made me have a lot of hatred towards
the situation and it was it's just weird because I obviously felt a lot of emotion and I was super upset and I couldn't let that out.
There was nowhere for me to go or talk to. I don't know. I didn't really ever let that out.
So I just would deal with these emotions within myself.
My high school teacher, because this was such a public affair, especially for anyone living locally in my town,
you kind of
knew who she was and knew the situation that had happened my teacher in high school was talking
about this governor's affair and said exactly what had happened who it had happened with and like
looked me in the eyes while this was going on in class and I remember my classmates looking at me
and like laughing because this was
like about my family and this is something he was literally teaching in history class because
I don't I forget what the lesson was there but I left school like bawling my eyes out I was so
embarrassed but like this is so nice to be able to talk about this publicly because I really never have yeah Alex I mean it's embarrassing but I
I'm stubborn and I would never let people know that so I would kind of put up that wall and I
would kind of go the way of being very defensive I'm like okay like yeah what so like I looked like
a hard-o but obviously that's not the way that I felt on the inside and I even think now like
that sometimes I can be a little bit like brutal with things or
brutally honest because I would just have this like wall up where I was just like these emotions
are not gonna get to me um wow this is like really crazy right now I feel like I'm in a therapy
session I'm like realizing things I didn't even realize before is there anything that you have
recognized recently in your 20s that you're like fuck I've got to work on this because of the shit that you dealt with as a kid?
Yes.
This has actually been a realization for me like the past few months, past six months, past year, whatever.
With relationships, romantic relationships, I've always been kind of one foot in, one foot out. Like I've always been kind of one foot in one foot out like I've always been
a little closed off and I've always been like wow I'm the girl who like doesn't care like I'm like
to my friends it always was looked at as like oh she's really good with dealing with guys because
like they can leave and she like doesn't care she's like okay next like whatever
but taking a step back and realizing that like I've actually never besides maybe my first like love and then he cheated on me and that went to shit.
So like, of course, and then I'm going back to this like little shell of a human and I'm like putting this wall up.
I never allow myself in relationships to be like 100 percent committed and vulnerable and like all in because I'm so afraid of getting hurt like that.
How has maturing and getting older helped you to see everything maybe in a different light?
I think especially the past few years, I've taken a step back and realized that my parents are just
humans as well. And, you know, at the time, like your parents are like humans as well and you know at the time like your parents are
like your world like you think they are these perfect people but like they're experiencing
life for the first time too like they fuck up they make mistakes people grow and people learn
like it's it's been like reassuring and stuff to like realize that yeah you know just because
someone makes a mistake they're not evil like're learning. It's their first time with marriage, with kids.
So everyone gets fucked up by their parents somehow.
You can be so affected from it, but then it also does help.
I agree when you get older to look at people and be like, damn, like we're making mistakes right now.
I'm like, what's the next phase of life going to be that we're going to have?
If when we have kids one day, like what are we going to do?
Exactly. Trying to find the silver lining. Cause at the end of
the day, you got to survive. You got to move forward. You love your family. Obviously there's
been hardships, but it's like, how do you move forward? I guess that is kind of my next question
is like, you do have this beautifully blended family now. Like what is the best part of it?
So with the divorce, I feel like the main thing and anyone whose parents are divorced
I feel like you can relate to this is you feel like you don't have that like core family anymore
like your Christmases are kind of split up and separated and like it's just not the same like
you're not having family game nights like all together like your family like really to me was
like my mom my dad and my sister and now that my family is so well blended and they get along so well,
like I get to do all these events in my life where it's like my mom, my dad,
my little siblings and my stepmom.
And it's a new feeling because it's a different type of family to me.
But like having my mom around with my dad,
like it's just that feeling is like the best feeling in the entire world.
And I'm so grateful that, you know, they were able to do that for us.
I know you are going to talk more about this on your own podcast, Hot Mess, because I think so many people are probably like, how did we get here?
How did we go from here to here?
I could talk about this for days.
Like this is scratching the surface on what had happened.
And like there's so many stories
to be told like there is a lot that went on to get our family to the place that we are in today
um it was not always perfect and I think to anyone listening that's going through this know that like
it's okay if it's not perfect right now because trust me it was not for a while and it's still not at times
but that's the thing with social media is you sometimes don't know any of this like I'm posting
my family hanging out and dancing and people are like oh wow this is so great they're such a blended
family and I'm like you don't even know the half of it totally people like oh I'm so jealous like
I want to have this huge big family and it's like you you've had to deal with your own shit like
it's not all perfect we're sitting here talking about how you dealt with in your childhood in your family an affair
essentially and this past summer you were getting scrutinized on the internet people were calling
you a mistress some people were calling you a homewrecker in regards to the NFL player that
you were hooking up with can you confirm were you hooking up with him when he was in a relationship?
It is so triggering to even hear you say that.
Or when I was reading these comments, I was bawling my eyes out to my friends.
And they're like, hello, Alex, like this stuff does normally not get to you.
But like from what we just talked about, I spent my childhood thinking this is
basically the worst thing you could do to another human.
So why the fuck would I do that?
Like, no, they were not together.
So why do people even think that he was cheating with you?
So I guess the ex-girlfriend had started posting things alluding to unfaithfulness
and the relationship online.
And I was seen hanging out with this guy.
So everyone kind of just pointed fingers at me.
And you know, I was asking for
the receipts like right away like I was probably more psycho than she was I was like there's just
no fucking way this happened like I was checking everything we have been over this probably 110
times because I was like if you did that to a person obviously of course like you'll probably
do that to me too and if I did that to someone else like I wouldn't be able to live with myself this is why I'm so excited to have a podcast coming out
tomorrow but this is just the beginning of me being able to talk about things in my life and
I haven't had like a platform really where I've been able to let these things out and like
tell the truth or tell my truth you know so I So I'm excited. I'm so proud of you.
I need a fucking drink, okay?
Me too.
I need 10.
I'm looking in your eyes and like we need shots.
We need to go out.
We need tequila right now.
We're like both crying.
We're like we did not intend to get this emotional.
But I think it was only right that we kick off Call Her Daddy.
We're both crying now.
We're like let's go get fucked up.
I have to say, Alex, as much as I would love to go out with you in New Jersey,
I think that maybe instead of going out
where you were raised and born,
I think we should go where you became famous,
where you really became Alex Roll at the Internet Knows.
Let's go to Miami.
The 305, baby!
I'll see you in Miami! Let's go! Alex?
Hi.
What are you doing?
I didn't have any furniture, so I got these last minute for us.
I figured this would be good
to sit on. Yeah I mean for sure. I love what you've done with the place. Welcome. Alex these chairs
are everything. They're kind of comfy. Yeah they're like kind of a vibe like they're setting the vibe
of like you just moved in. This is all you have. Yeah this is all that we have. Okay so let's let's
talk about this is your first
apartment post-college how did you even decide to stay in Miami it was never a question that I was
gonna say the first week of school my parents are like hey like after they left like are you homesick
and I was like no like I'm never leaving like they knew I never got homesick once I was like this is
the place for me like you can go out all the time. There's so many things to do.
It's beautiful.
You can go to the beach.
You can get a tan.
I was just like, this is meant for me and I'm not leaving.
I think you're like, when I was coming here, I was like, I'm so excited because we are
going to go out tonight.
And I was like, you really have become in my eyes.
And I think in everyone's eyes, like the mayor of Miami.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
That's like, I don't know about the mayor of miami yeah that's like a you're like i don't know about the mayor
okay let's make a fucking drink what are we making um like what are you drinking i'm gonna
probably have vodka sodas or tequila sodas and we just got to pick maybe let's do tequila because if we're gonna take shots
I should just I'm not taking vodka shots. We yeah, and I need to stick to one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's pick one
No blocking out and you know
Oh, are you you're gonna do a chaser? Yeah, I'm just gonna do club soda
Okay, I like can't drink sweet drinks.
I can't either.
I only-
I think I'm just gonna go on the rocks.
Wait, here.
Okay.
Okay.
This is what we've all been waiting for, guys.
Now it's gonna be fun.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Ooh, let's go get ready. I think every single person online is like, I want to go out and party with Alex Earl.
I'm getting the honor.
You're kind of taking me out of retirement because I just get fucked up in my home now.
While we're getting ready, Daddy Gang, I'm going to ask Alex some questions because we need to get to know her.
Did you always know how to do makeup really well?
So I was a dancer. So a lot of the time we were traveling for competitions and they make you cake
on all this makeup. So I was literally like 10 years old and I'm like smoky eye, like, here we
go. So the fake lashes, everything. So that's where I feel like I got my start with makeup.
Okay. But also don't you feel like when you have acne, like you come up with the most innovative
ways to cover that shit
no one's gonna see this i will take this to the grave you just learn how to do it it's more of
like out of survival rather than like you know what i used to do tell me which is disgusting
don't tell me but like when i would like talk to a guy or get with a guy or whatever and i'm staying
over i would sleep in my makeup and if my skin was having a point, like at my like very, very bad points, my acne, I
would bring my foundation and concealer in my purse before he gets up in the morning.
I'm sprinting to the bathroom and I'm like applying more foundation.
And he's like probably like waking up like, why is this girl like bright orange right
now?
Cause I was like, he will not see these pimples on my face.
Isn't it crazy too?
Because you think like, oh my God, he won't notice me while we just look orange.
I did the same thing.
But if, did you ever do this?
Because you knew that your like breakouts would get so much worse.
I used to go in and I would take a makeup wipe.
And right when I knew he was asleep, mid-sleep, I would go and take it off.
And then I would make sure to wake myself up before he-
He wasn't that responsible.
You're like, no, I just just I just triple caked it taking it on
and you know then it's embarrassing too when his sheets are like orange or like the pillow I sleep
on I'm flipping it over I'm like that was not me that was not from me I'm not sleeping in my makeup
and you just leave and you're like you will never see me again um okay speaking of boys Alex Earl are you currently single yes oh I love how fast you
just said that were you an NFL man ever exclusive we weren't but I don't know. It's been weird starting to talk to someone while kind of having like a following,
I guess. Um, just because people would see us out together. So naturally they're like,
oh, they're dating. But I'm like, we've been hanging out for two weeks and you're catching
us on our first date. And everyone's like, they need to be dating or whatever. She's lying to us.
So it's been kind of weird in that sense um just because like keeping things private's hard
if you want to like go out and right you want to like live a normal life you want to go get sushi
you want him to like take you out but you're also like wait everyone thinks we've been fully dating
this is our first date did you ever want to be exclusive no um listen I just have I don't know we started talking at like a very weird point in my life
I was finishing college so obviously like my friends and going to college parties like that
came first and then we had graduation and then I was kind of traveling for the summer so like
as much as we were hanging out,
like it never felt like the right time
to start a relationship.
Would you say that you're more of like a relationship girl
or more of like a dating girl?
So this is my problem.
Okay.
And I don't know like what is wrong with me,
but I say I'm not a relationship girl,
but I'm always kind of in a relationship situation ship just because
I feel like I'm not as attracted to someone if I don't know their personality and like I like to
get to know them first but I also kind of like my freedom and I'm very independent so I struggle
with that a lot dude I relate so much I feel like all the time in college I would feel
the same like I never wanted to just hook up with a guy to hook up with a guy like I needed to make
sure I liked him and then naturally I feel like people pose women so much more emotional than men
and I'm like that's actually just not true we may be more outwardly emotional but when you get into
a relationship guys get fucking sappy with it and so I would start hooking up with guys and I'd
obviously want to get to know him better and then all of a sudden I'd be like okay now I can actually like
fuck him and like him because I'm like I know his personality but then when you do that with them
then they're like we're ready to date I'm like yeah that's not what that means no I just wanted
to make sure I like your personality before like you go down on me yeah so yeah like yeah exactly
so I relate to that and I think it's okay I I just think it's annoying. Obviously, I think I've seen a lot of things in the media about people being like, oh my God,
like he would never date her because she's like going out and partying and I no shade to him.
But I think it's important sometimes to be like, it's not always that the woman is waiting for the
man to pick him. Like as I've been snooping around talking to your friends behind your back, I'm
hearing like you're very much so in control of these dating situations and you're just trying to like keep it chill i don't know we're having fun
but there's just there's no pressure and i've expressed kind of my reasoning for that and just
i actually brought it up before because the media was starting to scare me before he we had never
had like a dating conversation i was just like um, I just really want to talk about this.
Like I am not ready to date.
He's like, okay.
He's like, yeah, I didn't say, did I say that to you?
And I'm like, no, but I'm not ready.
And he's like, that's totally fine.
Like he gets it, you know?
I think that sometimes it's actually really good to just establish that,
even though it seems weird to word vomit that.
I think what you need to do is 100% talk about this on your show because the behind the scenes details of how you use a lot
guys dedicating if you're not aware Alex started to kind of like see this an NFL player and let's
just say she got herself stuck into a little bit of a love triangle and I'm assuming on hot mess
you are going to talk about the whole thing which I think is
appropriate just because you're just gonna you gotta clear your name girl I will give all of
the details um but yeah we're gonna save that for my podcast because I'll end up taking up the whole
episode with that I love it okay so if you met the right person right now would you be open to
a relationship or are you really trying to stay single right now?
Like, that's the thing is that I just don't, I'm just not dying to be in a relationship right now.
Like, this is a very, you know, new time in my life.
And I just want to be able to get to know myself before entering a relationship.
And I've done that
before where I get into a relationship too fast or whatever. And it's not even about the person,
but I just like right now I'm like, okay, with not being super like in a relationship,
seeing that person 24 seven, like I'm having fun with my girls and I'm getting to like,
know this new chapter of my life isn't that so weird
too when like you get out of college don't you have feel like this pressure where like I have
to figure everything out and it's like you're still 22 years old like you have time you can
date around you don't need to get into a serious relationship unless it feels like oh my god I'm
so in love with this person are you sweating like a fucking psycho I'm no I'm you guys I have to get
out of this robe well that's why I'm like,
I'm going to need a lot of powder on my face right now
because I'm like as much as I'm blotting.
No, we need to change.
We need to change.
I'm sorry.
Wait, no.
It's wet.
It's wet.
Alex, I'm literally drenched.
You said something.
I saw you and me and I'm like,
I'm literally drenched.
Okay, we're going to be right back.
Let's continue.
So Alex Earle, answer this question.
And just, you know, what comes to the heart?
What is your type on paper?
Tall, dark, and handsome.
You're not dating someone that looks like that.
Because, okay, that's my, like, stereotypical type.
I don't know.
Getting to know someone, that's what I'm
really attracted to them and I'm always attracted to like a loud personality which can also be kind
of horrible but like just maybe not the best guy sometimes but like someone who is like loud and
energetic and fun when we're going out like the guy who's quiet in the corner is just like not
ever been your vibe
like you want someone that can like match your energy like you don't want to feel bad when you're
having a good time partying and you look over in the guy that you're fucking is like standing in
the corner being like why is she going crazy you want him like right next to you yes i think i saw
a video of you with someone doing that with you what a guy like at a concert i think i saw him
doing oh yeah he was dancing with you he's matching your what the fuck is he doing what was that creeper doing so okay so you like someone loud which
can sometimes come off as like cocky so you have to kind of balance finding that
okay so tall dark and handsome you know you're getting roasted on the internet right now already
what is your emotional type okay aside from being, like what are you actually looking for from a guy?
I just like a guy that can like get things done.
Like if we want to go to dinner,
there's like a reservation booked.
He has like, he knows the plan.
Like he is kind of like taking control.
I don't know.
I like someone that like, you know,
behind the scenes can like get really down to earth
and have deep conversations.
Because meeting you, I feel like your life is a lot of like,
you're calling the shots, you're running a lot of things in your life.
So it's kind of hot to have a guy that like knows what he wants.
And also just someone who's driven with their own career and their own aspirations.
And if they're good, how would they do?
And if they're not sitting on the bench and as long as they're
not warming that bench up and they're riding that bench then we're good to go if you're on the field
we love you if not we're so fucked i'm gonna get roasted for that no it's okay um okay what is the the best and worst part, I can participate in this, of dating an athlete? Well, I think the,
maybe let's start with the worst, because that's what comes to mind first, I feel.
The worst part, I feel like, is that they can kind of get really insecure, because a lot of
what they're doing is based on how they're performing so I think it's
hard kind of not to be um but you know an insecure guy can cause other issues but like what like what
man come on Alex get in there with us I mean you know just basically taking it out on you and
trying to kind of look cooler than they are because they're putting on a show
um i think that all kind of comes with just being really insecure and not leading to really like a
healthy relationship uh also it depends like but i think the schedule is different for i mean i
know the schedule's different let's talk about the mlB versus the NFL versus the NBA I mean baseball schedule just sucks it's a motherfucker it's
crazy that's definitely like not fun yeah especially if they're like traveling and leaving a lot
but maybe the best part is say it um I think the best part is getting to go to the games and it's exciting.
I don't know.
If you're like, yeah, that's my guy, whatever.
When he does something good, that's, I think, pretty cool.
It's not like, you know, it's really nice because when he comes home.
So being on that sideline, it gives.
No, I love it.
I think the answer is right.
I think my answer is similar.
I feel like when
they're doing good it's really good yeah i think the worst part is like their whole life is very
much so focused on like no one telling them that they're doing anything wrong it's like you're
doing great so like when they're having a bad game it's like we need to i used to have to sit
in silence on the couch with him as he was like, oh my God, like that
was fucking awful.
And you're just like their fucking therapist as they cry.
And you're like, I have a life too.
Like we had dinner plans.
I also think with athletes, like weirdly, I never really got into the athlete thing
until like later in college.
Like before I had always hated athletes for the reasoning of they could never kind of
like go out and party and get drunk
because they have to be up in the morning and like they're being responsible so like for me
I never found that fun in someone just when you're like you're young you know you're going out so
like that's a big thing for why I didn't I also think on camp this is like fucked up to say but
we'll just say it I think also on campus the athletes to me started to become on like in
actual college land are not as fun because they're like on campus they're to me started to become on like in actual college land are not
as fun because they're like on campus they're sitting in the dorms but then when you do meet
professional athletes like they actually do go out a little bit more than you would anticipate
yeah and they also are like living a nice lifestyle and like have nice apartments and
like have things like they're kind of more a little bit more in the real world I do think
the NFL schedule is great for you sweetie it's It's a lot better than baseball. Is it like 16 games in a season?
I don't know the answer to that yet.
But we'll figure it out this season.
But I agree.
It's a lot easier.
And then the MLB schedule fucking sucks.
You get a game almost every day.
Every day.
It's awful.
And they're just all crazy.
Do you prefer the MLB or the NFL?
NFL.
Okay, so let's tell the story of what you told me about my ex and what I told you about your ex the first time we met.
Okay.
Yes.
So what is this, like four months ago?
Yeah, four or five months ago.
Okay, Alex and I go to a brunch together.
And we're like having Bloody Marys.
And we're like getting cozy talking to each other
and then finally randomly like you bring up one of your exes that played in the mlb because i think
i was like i feel like you would know him and i had messaged you one time on instagram being like
something is fucking weird here and i need advice and i like messaged her and then i was like wait
that's so embarrassing like why would she answer me ever so I like unsend it but I was like they might know each other and then we met and I I
brought it up just because whatever and you were like I do I do okay so I remember this is where I
was like wow his type hasn't changed and like he's really just still getting after that game
when I was in college I remember he messaged like me and like any girl in Boston that had blonde hair, like he would message.
And he messaged, he's in there. He's really active. He's determined. I tell Alex, I'm like,
Oh my God. So I remember your ex messaged me so often and like not to be a dick. And this is like me being the most surface level human being. But when you're in college, you're just looking for
like the best time and like who can give you a good time so like if you're not on the
actual MLB roster if you're like down under like in the um what is it called
the MLB and the minors minors if you're down in the minors like you're literally
living in dorm rooms so like not to be dick like I don't have interest in
dating you because you're like you're going through what like the college guys
are going through so anyway so he keeps messaging me he keeps messaging my friends and i'm pretty sure
like i messaged him back like a few times but i was always because i wanted to get to his
more interesting teammates and then whenever he would get sent down from the yankees i would like
stop answering then when he would come back up like what's up today and so then finally i remember
meeting you and being like Alex like
I think it's for the best that you move on because he's just looking he's like almost like it's like
he's obsessed looking for a girlfriend I was his like first girlfriend which I think also was
another one of like maybe the biggest shoes but like I was his first like serious girlfriend and
like since high school right like you were the first victim and didn't he play on
the same team as my ex or what was the story you told yes so um I was always like a color daddy fan
and I knew who you dated and they were on the same team so obviously I was like you know like
that's Alex Cooper's ex and he's like I know like they bring it up like they tease him whatever
and i was like well that sucks because she's so much more successful than him and he's like
and i was like well it can give us like a little peace of mind alex like for everyone shitting on
us for our jobs like to know that people in the mlb locker rooms are going to forever maybe be
chanting our names until they fucking retire which i'm sure mine is like about to on his way out he can't get a fucking contract but um
it's not that i look people just send me this shit they're like whoa you're on your way up
he's on his way down but um it is funny to think that our exes cross paths so now you're on to like
a different experience and listen guys we're like lightly, like, lightly talking shit. It's fun. Have you dated anyone in the NBA that we don't know about?
No.
No.
Really?
But I have a funny story.
So I told you I was never really into sports.
And also, like, I don't, my family is not into sports.
Like, my dad has never watched a sports game in his life.
Like, this was just not
their culture so like I don't know I didn't grow up like super involved in this either
and my freshman year of college I get a dm from someone who was on the Miami Heat is on the Miami
Heat and he sends me a dm whatever and my dumb ass was like, I answered saying like, oh, you on the Miami Heat?
Like something like, because I literally genuinely didn't know.
And now knowing who this person is, I'm like, what?
And then I left him on read.
I didn't even answer him because I didn't care.
And now I'm like, Alex.
Wait, we're going to bleep this.
Who was it?
Wait, what?
I know.
And you just left him on read?
I literally didn't give one fuck to a fuck.
And it's just sitting there in your DM still?
Yes.
Is he in a relationship now?
Yes, and he's a baby.
Oh.
I'm such a dumbass.
I'm fucking dead.
Okay, do any of your exes have similarities?
I honestly don't think so because I think as well they haven't gotten better maybe but like I when I don't like something about that
guy I make sure I think you learn from each relationship yeah so I'm like that cannot be
happening in the next relationship but they've all been their own they've all been their own demons
i don't know wait i was gonna ask because you said like in the beginning days of college you
weren't really like into the athletes i'm like so who the fuck was alex earl dating her freshman
year of college um um i dated like a frat guy, does he like ever like try to clout chase and like say he dated you?
Yeah. Oh, are there any videos online? Um, I don't know. I don't have videos, but he put up
his pictures with me like back on his Instagram. So I was like, no, no, is that embarrassed? Is
it embarrassing? Like, is that one of the relationships you're like, please, I don't
want like people to know about that. Yeah. And it was? Like, is that one of the relationships you're like, please, I don't want, like, people to know about that?
Yeah, and it was kind of more so, like, a fun relationship, I think.
Like, it was, like, social.
Like, we would go out together every night.
And, like, I found him attractive.
Like, so, you know, it was kind of, like, it just made sense.
But it wasn't so, like, I was in love with his personality.
Well, also, at Miami, let me preface this by saying the guys are not the cutest okay
so like it's always and i just think that school has like it breeds like hot girls and i think a
lot of the times like there's all these pretty girls getting with like all these gross guys
they could do so much better but like for me like this was like a guy like I found attractive so I was like I'm sticking oh wait I'm sticking him I'm sticking him with my hand of his asshole that's
what I'm up to you're sticking with him wait can I ask you when you were in college did your once
you started to actually pop off did your teachers ever fucking say anything to you like did they
know what was happening um no they
actually never said anything until right around graduation I had one professor say something but
it was never kind of like I don't know it was it never felt like that in school what was it like
in class you have to be honest in class sometimes um most of the people like the business school is
pretty small at Miami so like the people that I had classes with, I had classes with for, like, the past three years.
Yeah.
So, like, they knew me.
But I think there were some classes or, like, walking to class, having people, like, ask to take pictures with me was just crazy.
Like, exciting.
But also, I was just like, this is nuts.
Like, I'm sitting in my class and I look like
a rat and like you want to take a picture with me like okay that is kind of crazy when I was
graduating one of my teachers had said something to me asking about um influencer marketing and
they might start a class about it a few have asked me to come back and speak at classes. Alex! I might be a professor.
Imagine kids taking notes as you're speaking. She's too powerful. She's getting too powerful.
Okay, Alex, what is the most toxic thing that you are attracted to? Everything. I love a guy who gives me no attention. I love it. If you text me or call me too much, I will never speak to you again. I love a guy. I love it.
I love how five minutes...
I love, love, love it.
You're like, I am obsessed when they treat me like absolute shit. And then also guys all in Miami taking notes right now. I'm being dramatic. Like, I just don't like someone who is too mushy-gushy and all over, you know?
Yeah, I feel like...
Just, like, give me some space because I don't...
Do you like horoscopes?
Like, do you believe in that at all?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
I do.
What are you?
I'm a Sagittarius.
What does that mean?
I feel like I like to be very, like, independent like independent and like I don't like to be bothered.
I don't like to feel like trapped.
Smothered.
If someone makes me feel smothered, I will run so far away they'll never see me again.
Dude, I'm a Leo.
I'm like if I feel like I can dominate you, like I will literally eat you alive and I will never speak to you again.
Get out of here with that little fucking bitch boy energy.
So you need someone to like match your energy and like test you.
I love someone who like flirtedly shits on me kind of do you know what I mean?
Not like too much because there's guys in Miami who will go in on you and actually make you feel like
the biggest piece of crap in your life.
Right, nearly does that too.
Because that's their way of flirting but i just a little bit of like a
tease also a thing for me is i have a hard time giving or receiving compliments so that works
better for me if we can like shit on each other and that's our way of flirting for me like if i
say something nice to a guy immediately and i've caught myself and i'm working on this yeah okay
but i will like immediately then say something or I'll be like,
Oh,
whatever.
Like whatever.
Wait,
can we talk about that for a minute?
Because I wonder if this is literally like just women in general.
Like I feel the same way where I have literally talked about this with my
therapist.
We're like,
Matt will always be like,
Oh my God.
Like you look so gorgeous in the beginning of our relationship.
I would just be like,
where are we going to dinner?
And like completely almost like,
cause it's awkward to be like, thank you i do or thank you you know like we fucking look
amazing bitch obviously it's just like i don't know i don't i don't like it but as much as i do
say it or i won't be with you but i also just i can't like admit that i i don't know it's weird
right i'm also laughing as i'm thinking about that because i'm like when someone says that to
you also i'm thinking like i put a lot of fucking work into whatever I'm doing.
If I'm going on a date, I should at least say thank you.
Cause like, yeah, I did put in work.
I know.
We should work on that.
Okay.
Everybody listening and watching.
You guys.
Say thank you with confidence.
We're going to just be like, thank you.
Thank you so much.
You look great too.
Or if they don't look good, just don't say it back.
But just be like, thank you.
I think that's a good thing to work on.
Okay. Ready for this little flipflop what is your most toxic trait
i will ghost you that's like my number one thing it's like i'm when i'm over something i'm over it
and like i'll just leave like i i don't okay wait but will you ghost in terms of like will you block
or will you ghost like no, I just won't answer.
I'm not a big blocker, honestly.
Okay.
Let them just keep getting that blue and they just like never get the answer.
Just like when I'm over something, and I don't even really realize that I'm doing it, but I will just like not, I don't know.
I feel like it doesn't even register in my mind that they're talking to me and I'm like, it's just not there.
You're done.
Because I don't care.
Okay, well, some people would say that's a superpower because I think a lot of girls are going to be like, Alex.
So what's going on upstairs?
Because I need a little bit of that.
Well, that's like.
When they slide in, I can't not say hi.
Even if they just fucked my best friend last week.
Yeah.
That's where I kind of feel like I'm like the advice person.
I don't know.
When it comes to like my friends and not caring about a guy too much like
I'm really good at like letting go but maybe I'm too good at that so maybe I need a balance. Okay
what gives you the ick? One time I got the ick. I brought this guy back to my place. We were kind
of like making out all night. I bring him back. We're like sitting in my kitchen
I go to like make us a drink
and he just
smiled like
He was way too happy, you know what I mean?
Like he just gave off the vibes like he was not playing cool
he was like i'm here and he was just grinning from ear to ear and I was like out like
I was I literally was like, I have to go.
I feel so sick.
I'm so sorry.
But like you can't.
Wait, you turned the corner and he was like.
Like, you know, I just, I don't know.
It was.
He was a beaver.
I think it's cool when a guy is kind of like suave and whatever.
Like, I don't know.
He just really gave off the vibes of like
right and maybe I sobered up a little bit maybe that was it too and I was like wait what is going
on right now no but he was way too happy and like too big of a like you're not feeling
I get it you're like how do I explain this give this? Give a smile to the camera.
Like, that's not someone I want to fuck.
No.
No, you're like, you're giving nothing but, like, get the fuck out of my house.
I get that.
I also, ooh, is that what I should be doing right now?
Alex said, I'm not going to fuck that.
Oh, do we have the same one?
Okay, at least we have the same thing.
Okay, we have one thing.
I've been, like, going slow because I'm, like, I need to do my eyes. Oh, you're done the same one? Okay, at least we have the same thing. I've been like going slow because I'm like, I need to do my eyes.
Oh, you're done.
Okay.
Okay.
I've been just going like this for a really long time.
I've just been going like this.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is the goal.
I'm going to finish because I was patting my face for so long.
We're going to go play a drinking game and we're going to play truth or drink.
Oh God.
I feel like you haven't had your fair share of...
Let's know a little bit more about Alex and her sexual escapades.
And I feel like, obviously, this is Call Her Daddy.
So we're going to have a couple more drinks.
We have to.
We're going to sit down.
You take a drink, and we're going to get into it.
And we're going to get a little wild.
This is a side no one knows of me.
No one.
Which is kind of crazy.
Are you ready? No. I'm a side no one knows of me. No one. Which is kind of crazy. Are you ready?
No.
I'm gonna chug this really quick.
Let's go.
We have nothing to wear!
No, I think this, show the bodysuit to the camera.
I mean. it looks good.
You're nervous the nipple will come out.
We censored it.
Like, we couldn't feel it.
Okay, we're gonna be back.
We're gonna try on our outfits and then we'll come out.
We're ready.
Barely.
Full mental breakdowns.
We hate our outfits.
Let's go.
Okay.
I am so fucking excited.
Alex, we are going to play truth or drink.
Okay.
Get ready to get fucked up, bitch. Okay.
Here we go.
First, let's just start out with an easy, light little softball.
When is the last time you blacked out?
Like two weeks ago.
What is your go-to drink?
A vodka soda.
Okay.
What is your tolerance level?
Like if we're going out tonight, what should I expect?
I can take a lot of shots, but then I might not.
I actually, I have a good tolerance, but it depends.
But you may like blackout.
But like, are you the type of person that no one knows you're blacked out?
Yeah, I'm kind of one.
I mean, I get googly eyes, but I'm never going to be the like puker falling over.
I'm jinxing myself right now.
I'm going to be a mess.
I know it.
When was your, oh, this is fucked.
When was your last dance floor make out?
My last dance floor make out was like a month or so ago in Montauk.
I think it's good that you drink too.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Okay.
When is the last time that you drunk texted an ex?
I'm not a big drunk ex texter.
So like has to be over a year, years.
I don't know.
If you were God forbid sliding in, what are you saying?
Are you sending paragraphs or you're just like, hi, I'm a high.
I'm like a high girl.
I remember I used to just do like the, the peach emoji and a high i i'm like a high girl i remember i used to
just do like the the peach emoji and then the phone so like a booty call oh and it just like
it usually worked but like i wasn't happy in the morning but i was happy i didn't send like a
paragraph yeah so okay you can like if it's short you shouldn't be that embarrassed if it's long
just you know go to church and repent um how many guys did you fuck your freshman year of college
two love were they good uh one no oh my god very very bad very bad how many times you had sex with
him uh two and times yes okay and then I I tried after words I
was like you know I'm just gonna give him head because this is so bad and he told me that he
didn't like that so I just was like I don't know what's going on here and I'm running away and that
was the like one and really only like frat guy I was like we gotta get out of here it didn't work okay too that's a good solid number um what is your total body count i'll drink with you know i'm just gonna drink for privacy
but it's it's nothing like crazy i think that's fine okay who is your celebrity crush
jacob alordi but he was a girlfriend so maybe that's controversial no it's okay it's okay
they can be even like actually you know what oh it was always zach efron for the longest time
so it used to be zach efron now it's jacob alordi okay that's good um who is your athlete crush
travis kelsey let's just drink to that because why the fuck i definitely shouldn't have said that okay
what you know we appreciate is the motherfucking honesty, Alex Earl.
And the problem with this game is I'm just going to keep answering.
No, I love it.
Okay.
In the spirit of last night, maybe we'll bleep the name.
Someone who ended things with you when you were still very into him.
Okay.
What about him? Give me a a d what do you say that sleuths go in how many nudes have you taken in your life um i don't know the exact number a good amount are you proud of your nudes
yeah like if they got leaked i'd be like okay actually i don't know don't link don't come from you be like they're literally fire everyone's now like hacking um what is your
best skill in the bedroom i think and i think i i give a lot of credit to you but i think i'm
pretty good at giving head i have been told told. And wait, but not always.
Okay.
The first, my first boyfriend, the first one I gave a blowjob to.
Oh, man, I'm being so awkward because I never talk about this stuff.
He was like, that was the worst thing I've ever experienced in my entire life.
He's like, you were biting my dick.
Like, that was horrible.
So I literally was petrified and I was determined.
So you played episode three.
I studied and then Color Daddy came out and I was like, I'm determined to do this.
And now you take pride in your work.
I am.
Cheers.
Let's do cheers again.
Thank you so much.
That makes me so fucking the gluck gluck
9000 goes very far it does wonders for your dick so you're welcome everybody i'm so proud of you
okay top two favorite sex positions i love missionary i don't know i just think are you
making eye contact yeah or like kissing i love or i like kind of like spooning on my side the best
fuck mary kill athlete edition i can't say this seriously
aaron judge braxton barrios and travis kelsey
okay um kill erin judge um fuck travis kelsey mary braxton barrios will you be attending any dolphins games this season
i think so i think so okay are you an anal virgin? I am. I actually...
You're free.
You just said that?
I am.
Because I feel like I want to save that for marriage.
I don't know.
Is that weird to say?
No.
But I'm like, I want them to have something left of me.
Oh, my God.
What?
I didn't mean it to come off like that. No meant I don't know oh my god no this is good
this is good you want something to be sweating okay Alex ready the most famous person in your dms
okay well you have to tell me okay later wildest place you've ever had sex
in high school you know when i feel like you're just all horned up it was like a football game
whatever it was like on like behind the bleachers but like on the side of the field and like i don't know what was going on
why i did that what was necessary about that and yeah just fucking like rabbits but when you think
about high school sex aren't you like oh my god no like was it even sex no i don't know you're
just i feel like you're so horny when you're young like that yes but like it's actually not sex you're
just like drying like humping and you're like horrible it's horrible it's horrible
bad bad bad okay last time you faked an orgasm don't fucking lie to my face go um probably like
in the past few months okay do better do better for our girl okay tell the daddy gang a secret anything take your time oh my god a like a sexual
secret maybe anything sexual maybe like a little fantasy or like a secret maybe something like
you've tried that you're like oh i kind of liked it oh i have one i um oh my god dad please if you're listening turn this off no you know what i'm going
to do for the point that we just talked about this i'm going to put a little subcaptions of like
earl family like mute this and now unmute mute it mute it at this point dad family grandma
she watches everything i do okay i recently like within the past week have experimented I tried a butt plug for the
first time and I loved it is your orgasm better yes I get it because it's like we aren't taught
to do these things but when you put it in there it's kind of like a really good feeling it is
and they like it too maybe a little finger what finger are you using in there alex
that's a that's why why do you think i have no nails on it's crazy when the daddy gang sees me
with no claws they're like oh so you're fingering matt's asshole i'm like what sorry matt um so what
finger are you using i think my my middle. It's good.
It's a good finger.
It's solid.
Because like, then you can, I don't know.
I'm just going to stop talking.
I've never talked remotely about any of this online.
How do you, is it freaking you out a little?
It is.
It feels fine right now because I feel comfortable and I feel like we're having a conversation.
And when I see this, I'm going to be like, oh my God.
Yeah, when it airs, you're going to fling yourself off the balcony and be like, why did I do that?
Okay. I am satisfied.
We got a little bit of tea.
There's obviously more to come.
This is not the last time we're podcasting together,
but this is just to give everyone a little taste
and thank you for sharing with us
because I know you've never really talked about your sex life,
but obviously it's only appropriate that you do it here on Call Her Daddy.
We're going to go out tonight.
We're going to party with all of our fans,
all of our friends, all of our friends,
all of our followers.
We love you all.
And I'm excited to see like,
how does Alex Earl party in Miami?
I'm excited to see how you party.
Let's go.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Love you.
Let's go.
Woo! We'll see you next time. holy shit Oh my god.
Did you sleep here last night?
Oh yeah, you didn't know? I brought my air mattress. I obviously wanted to get the full experience.
Last night was a little blurry for me.
Dude. Okay, here we go. Let's podcast.
Can you hear this?
Fuck. Okay, here I come.
Oh my god. Oh my my god oh my fucking god i don't want to put these in your bed you were dogs out last dude dude i took my shoes off the minute we got there
immediately her shoes come off i was like um we're giving them the recap. I think that I have glass in my foot.
There is.
I don't.
This is a really gross.
I don't want you to have to get too close, Alex, but I'm not lying when I say. I keep looking over.
What is this?
The more I see going on.
What is this?
That's blood.
Like dried blood.
Oh, so I won't put them on your bed.
I'll just go like this um okay so last night
we got fucking wild i got like really drunk i was also laughing so when we went to that dinner
i turned to alex and alex was like oh like i can't tell if i'm getting tired and i was like
alex that's when it all went downhill then Then we started just taking shots. We took so many shots.
Did we get in trouble? I think they were glass shot glasses. They were glass shot glasses. And
I think people were like dropping them on the floor. So glass was shattering. So that makes
sense why your foot is cut open. This was like our first time ever going out together. It was.
It was very fun partying with you. Yeah. You are the life of the party you have you i didn't
tell i couldn't tell you were that fucked up yeah i feel like same with you really but well
i could definitely i was like oh wow like she really like can drink i was shocked by that
really yeah oh my god alex thought i was gonna be a grandma she went full force oh my god
do you remember when the bouncer like caught my limp body so I'm fucking standing jumping around
just like having the time of my life and I don't know what happened but at one point it was as if
I was like literally about to belly flop onto the center table with all the drinks and everything.
And my body just like literally levitated over and I just started falling.
And randomly the bodyguard just comes in and with his arms like this,
I just do a plank onto his body as if I was going to crush the entire table.
And he just like picked me up and I turned around and Matt was just like, what the fuck?
Why is there? what the fuck um i can't decide if i'm about to vomit or shit myself i'm definitely gonna puke
at some point today and i'm sweating and i really don't feel good um i think that we should go
for a walk how far is the beach from you it's right there like over right over that bridge oh over
the bridge it's right there oh yes hop on over there i'm skipping a jump over the fucking bridge
um okay yeah i think we should go maybe get some like coffee more pdla and let's uh
you're like oh yeah it's just right over there over that bridge
all the way over there okay guys we're gonna get
our lives together i'm gonna clean my foot i wonder if i can even stand i can't really
everyone came in here and it started my ears started to ring
i think there's glass in my foot oh you actually can't stand no no i'm like i'm hung over you're like no i think i have
to go to urgent care I'm so excited. okay guys we fucking lied alex and i are like let's go walk we went right back to bed we went
back to bed it's now seven o'clock at night so just pretend it's still the daytime we're not degenerates we're fine flash forward
eight hours exactly so alex i have to say i have been having the most fun for the past 48 hours
getting to like live in your life has been so fucking cool and it's been so fun getting to
know you i feel like obviously people on the internet look at you and are probably like
that girl doesn't have one problem in the world she just gets to go party have the best life and that's it and I think that's the
beauty of podcasting is like we get to know you a little bit more so in the spirit of getting
vulnerable and podcasting I want to ask you a few final questions before I leave you in Miami
on your own what is the hardest life lesson that you've had to learn the hardest life lesson
I think I've had to learn has been around jealousy and fake maybe friends fake people in your life
um people have you know it's been a thing kind of my whole life, even since I've been
little, like I feel like finding good people to like stick around and a lot of people don't
want to hang out for the right reasons or don't want to stick around for the right reasons.
And I think that that has been something I've had to learn, especially recently, um, over
the past year with things happening, or I've had people that you know
didn't hang out with me before or would say no if I asked to do something and then all of a sudden
they all come swarming back around and I'm just like it it just honestly hurts like as much as it
is annoying whatever but it hurts to see someone be so shallow and like actually just not care about
you as a person.
What do you think is the biggest misconception about you?
Probably the biggest misconception about me. I feel like I'm quiet at first until you get to know me and I have kind of a big personality online. But I take a minute to warm up to people
and I've had people be like, this is not who we know. Like, oh, you're being so quiet and reserved. I don't know. I like to kind of like read the room a little bit first.
I think when I'm like getting to know people, I'm just like not walking in. And obviously what I
post is kind of me crazy all the time or whatever, but I'm not like that 24 seven. I'm not, you know,
doing backflips around my apartment all the time. Just sometimes. That is why I'm so happy that you're about to start this podcast
because I feel like there's a difference between like commenting back on a comment and being like
that's not true but looking into a camera and being like let me tell you guys the situation
what happened and just like talking through something I think like is a way to actually
connect with more people your podcast hot, Hot Mess, comes out tomorrow.
First of all, I'm so excited for this.
And I've gotten comments throughout the whole past year
being like, you should start a podcast.
You should start a podcast.
Being kind of in front of the camera more and talking,
I love connecting with my audience.
And I think there's a lot that they don't know about me.
There's a lot that they do know,
but there's so much that they don't know about me. There's a lot that they do know, but there's so much that they don't know.
And I am ready to kind of share more of my life with them.
I just wanted to be my friends, my family, people that are close to me in my life and sit on the floor of my room and talk.
I love it. I think it's going to be so dope.
Are you nervous?
I'm a little nervous, but honestly honestly filming this has made me feel a little
bit better and I feel like I'm getting to learn from the best and I have a good coach it's been
so fun working with you because we both love our fans and our content and what we're doing like
it's been cool to work with you and just be able to like watch you about to literally kill it and
people just be like listening to every week I can't wait for you i can't wait so alex oh this is like sad like it's ending like i don't want to end it but it
it feels like a really perfect ending to an incredible episode i'm so excited what i need
help with one last thing before we end this okay really strange request okay so you know how i just graduated i just moved out of
my college house yes well probably the only nice thing that we had in this house was our fridge
we had like a smart fridge it has a big screen and on that fridge you're able to upload photos
so my friends and i thought it'd be funny we did like photos of the week and this this fridge has
basically our private stories on it and we have our nudes on there we have I don't know we're
shit talking ourselves we're I don't know what is on that fridge we got a glimpse because this group
of frat boys has moved in now and they see what is on our fridge all all the other girls are in new
york besides me and kristin so i think it's only fair that we go there and we break and enter and
we delete the photos on the fridge you're saying that it's a smart fridge like there's it's almost
like a built-in ipad yes and all of your guys nudes are on this fucking thing like two days
like hump day with alex's cute ones not the cute ones the ones's like, oh my God, your nipples hanging out of the shirt.
Oh my God, I have a double chin.
Oh my God, I'm hung over here.
It's a complete joke in our most embarrassing photos.
And now these guys have access to literally our most secret photos.
So we're going to get in the car.
We're going to drive there immediately.
And we're going to show up with the cameras.
And they're going to be like, what the fuck?
And we're like, we're just filming.
I need you to distract them. We should literally be like, oh, we're just filming for immediately and we're gonna show up with the cameras and they're gonna be like what the fuck and we're like we're just filming you to distract them we should literally
be like oh we're just filming for call her daddy yeah um i want to see your room can you guys show
me the room they'll bring me into the room you go to the fucking fridge and delete that shit
okay daddy gang one last adventure one more little hurrah with alex and i here we fucking go let's go
all right let's just do it right now. Let's go.
Alex, how are you as a driver?
I'm a good driver.
But sometimes if I'm like speeding, don't worry.
Oh my gosh, we're going to run.
Guys, I have butterflies in my stomach.
Can we even pull in?
Should we actually just drive by?
I think you just fucking pull in.
There's grass. We didn't have grass like this.
When did they get grass? I see the the front door we just have to infiltrate I'm literally shaking oh man
it's ratified it's ratified no it's they both leave three TVs in there I'm gonna throw up. What is this, uh... Hi!
I just wanted to give you guys a housewarming gift.
We used to live here.
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