Call Her Daddy - BONUS EP - Meet Biznasty And His Uncircumcised Dick

Episode Date: December 26, 2018

Biznasty talks squirters, flaps, and gets offended when the Daddy Girl's ask him to get naked in the studio. Enjoy!   

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy okay daddies it is alex and sophia back at it again happy day after christmas this is such a sad time it is it's always a little bit sad the day after Christmas. It's just a little anticlimactic because it's like we lead up to all of that. And then you get your presents from Santa. Daddy. Daddy. And now it's over.

But we have goddamn New Year's to look forward to. Thank the Lord. Yes. Yeah. Sophia and I are going somewhere a little tropical to get our tan on. But this episode is going to be a little bit shorter because, well, Sophia and I are unfortunately, she's in Utah. I'm in Pennsylvania right now. But we have, we've got a little something. We do have a little something. A little raunchy-daunchy. And all I have to say is biz nasty, ladies and

gentlemen. For those of you who don't know what biz nasty ladies and gentlemen for those of you who don't know what biz nasty means because i know a lot of our call her daddy audience is not even from barstool so biz nasty is this guy's nickname his real name is paul bisnet um he has the spit and chiclets podcast that is one of our biggest shows here at barstool so we were lucky enough to sit down with him chat with with him. You guys will hear the interview. I think he was a little nervous. We had an amazing collaboration. There were some, you know, uncomfortable moments, great moments. We laughed, we cried. We got naked. As you guys know, Call Her Daddy, we are a very specific podcast guys not a lot of people

can hang with the daddy gang i think paul did a great job um we're gonna play the clip for you guys because it's been so highly requested yeah enjoy sit back relax here is our interview all right daddy gang we have a visitor it's paul bette. I don't get offended by anything. That's a beautiful name, sir. Well, that's perfect for this podcast that you don't get offended by. Absolutely. So today you're just going to be Biz Daddy, just on brand for us. So why do you think people think that we should collaborate? Like, what was it? I have a bit of a history.

When I played, I was pretty vocal about what was going on in the back, behind the scenes. I told a story on our podcast that was a little aggressive I just have to be weary that I do work with an NHL team and right anyone listening I don't you know when I when I speak I speak for myself I don't speak for the team and I I think they're well aware that of the things that have gone on in my life and they embrace they embrace me for who I am but they also are like yo you're you can't be like no i think that's hardcore although this may get hardcore can we ask if the story was the house of no return so i i've told that on on the spit and chiclets podcast long story short we had a

when i'm going to um this place called pussycat lounge i ran into an old girl that I used to hook up with and briefly had a conversation. Then five minutes later, some beautiful woman comes strolling over and taps me on the shoulder. A hotter girl? I mean, I don't want to sound shallow. The hottest broad you've ever seen. The other one was attractive.

This one was like, whoa. I'm like, why is this strange woman coming up to me? Maybe she could feel the energy coming off our table because we had like 10 guys out we were celebrating obviously we look like athletes and um she went right to it she's like hey i'm such and such as friend like what are you doing after and i'm like oh like probably just going home and she's like no why don't you come over to our place we have like stripper poles sex toys oh love that like just like right into it yeah i was like oh shit so we had a drive in this place in an Uber, and it took forever. It was, like, an hour away, and it was aggressive.

There was, like, fucking techno music blaring through the house. There was other girls that were not at the bar that were at the house, like, waiting. Love it. And then things escalated. Okay. And there was, like. Orgies. Yeah, like, I'm heterosexual. I don't mess with guys. I don't. If you'regies. Yeah. Like I, I'm heterosexual.

I don't, I don't mess with, with guys. I don't, if you're a guy and you like guys, I don't care. Be happy. Whatever. You know, I'm very liberal when it comes to. That's great. The sexual mindset. Right.

And it escalated through the night. And last thing that ended up happening was I was on this big leopard print beanbag chair and the guy who was like, I would say leopard print beanbag chair and the guy who was like, uh, I would say a common law slash married to the girl who came up the smoke show. Well, he was getting a blow job on the other side of this huge beanbag chair. And I was on this side by someone else. And the wife says, Hey Dan, is it okay? And I kind of overheard that. And he said, whatever makes you happy. And she came over and like gave the other one the shoulder tap and I could I could feel his eyes in the back of my head though while

she was performing and and it made me very uncomfortable oh it did okay I mean I don't know he might be saying that I would assume just to keep her happy because you know like not to sound shallow but she was like a fucking 10 right you know maybe he wasn't the 10 well because you know about like cuckolding like guys think it's hot to watch like their girl fuck another guy in front of them like do you think that was a situation or maybe no i i think that it was it was he gets to have his cake and eat it too and maybe she wanted a piece of my action and and it was like yo like you get enough i enough for you. Now it's my turn. And where I didn't want to hurt him to feel like, oh, shit, my wife wants to do that to me. That makes me uncomfortable because I'm not a mean person. Yeah, it was it that that was kind of awkward getting a blowjob in front of another guy's girl. I could see that. Yeah. A blowjob from another guy. Yeah, I was I was going to say, were you uncomfortable? Because I think there are some guys that wouldn't give a shit, but you were kind of a little on edge about it.

Yeah, it didn't last very long. I think the aura in the room had kind of changed, and everyone was a little uncomfortable by it. Oh, you didn't last long? You didn't last long? Did it come out of your mouth really fast? Or you couldn't stay hard? No, it was very good, so I couldn't tell her to stop.

But I think that she finally realized that maybe he wasn't totally down with it. Yeah. So then it was back to the switcheroo. Okay. That's a great story. Well, we, we forgot the ritual when Call Her Daddy has a guest on. You have to, can you. Can you please pull your dick out?

Yeah. We've been like waiting to ask you. No, no, come on. And, I mean, you guys have heard, it's not aesthetically pleasing when it's soft. Okay. Was this a segue to my foreskin?

Do you want me to just fucking say it? Guys, this guy, I know, I'm so honest to God, I am so fucking excited to talk to you. The only reason, no, I'm just kidding.

It's not the only reason you're here, but. Have you not had a guy with foreskin before? I have never seen an uncircumcised dick unless I've Googled it, and so the reason you're here

is because of your dick. If the reason for this is you can just flash it. You don't have to completely pull it out. Send a pic. No, we're kidding. We're kidding. Yeah, I mean, I just know. Okay.

Okay. You're not comfortable pulling out your dick. No, I mean, no. She's kidding. She's kidding. She's kidding. My producer. Everybody get naked.

Would you whip out your cock in front of chicks when it was soft? Well, isn't that. We'll throw up some porn. Don't even worry about that. Okay, so I actually had a buddy who did the ESPN Body Magazine or whatever. Okay, yeah. When they pose naked. Who?

Joffrey Lupo. He's a fucking handsome guy, too. Okay. He's a handsome fella. And I was like, damn, if I went to that, I'm 100% popping a Cialis before I go. Oh, I can see that. Because I need at least some blood flow in there because I don't need these guys like, oh, shit. Yeah, what is he working with?

Because if it's a little chilly, like I'm fucking, I'm a grower, not a shower. You got it. And I'll admit that. I love that. Yeah. That's great to know. Well, I don't got to carry it around all day. Just when I need it, it's like go, go, gadget, dick.

It's like an average. Okay. I'm not. No, I love that. So, Sophia and i have some questions for you one just okay the uncircumcised thing canadians typically don't get circumcised okay more so than than maybe americans okay because i have a lot of friends who are not circumcised and i've heard it's better sexual pleasure okay that's what we heard oh we, we heard for the girl. I don't think the girl would really even be able to tell. We used to joke around and call it the French tickler and stuff.

Jesus Christ. Okay, so we have had a lot of people write in, obviously mixed reviews. I've joked when I was younger and immature, I'm like, I wouldn't know what to do with that thing. But I have a question for you. You chew on it like bubble gum. That's what I figure. That's usually what I do to a dick. It like it's like right turkey jerky right right just a little bit of extra meat so what have you ever gotten a reaction from a girl being like what

what do i do with that i've been with a couple girls that they say that i'm the first person they've ever been with who has not been circumcised okay do you like walk them through it it's it's no different like like when it gets hard, it just kind of rolls back. There's different types, right? Some people have longer than others. What about vaginas? What about vagina flaps? Does it scare you if they're super long?

We need to know. No. I don't really discriminate. I like all shapes and sizes. Beautiful. Do you guys have big lips or is that like. Well we're going to show you. Here's the other thing. Yeah.

I mean is it frowned upon in the female community like oh she's got huge lips. It's like they were born with huge lips like who cares. Yeah. I mean you can get surgery to trim them up I think. Yeah. So many girls write in that are really embarrassed and insecure about that. Fuck that. I know.

Okay. Well because some guys are dicks and they're like holy, holy shit, like, she's got, like, roast beef, and I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what guys are into. I know some guys are obviously more into, like, the hot dog bun thing that you see in porn, which is totally... So it's a humble brag that you don't have beef curtains. I am working with a...

No, I'm just kidding. Let me look up some questions we have. For any of you ladies listening, and you have, like, beef curtains or roast beef, don't be embarrassed by that. That's great. That's great. Be yourself. Yeah. My aunt says guys fucking love it.

It's like extra meat. Right. That's what she says. Okay. I love your aunt. Can I ask you how often are you fucking girls that are like squirters? I mean I've had a few in my day. I've never dated few in my day I've never

dated one we've had girls sometimes that say they literally try not to come and like squirt sometimes because they're so embarrassed about it what are your thoughts? as you can see I'm not really embarrassed about anything I can see why some girls may

I mean they also might be having sex with a guy and squirting in front of them that has never experienced that or even seen that or heard of it now with the internet these days that's maybe a little bit unlikely that they've never at least heard or seen it so uh there's there's a girl in vancouver and and you know she she's been with a lot of guys and and she has a nickname we call it a super soaker okay and uh she actually has a one-bedroom apartment but in the living room she has a murphy bed and on the murphy bed is where yeah so she's got like she's like the female batman jesus christ like wilford comes out and

he's got the towel and shit i fucking amazing. Well, at least she owns it. Come into my cave. At least she owns it. Come into my cum cave. Oh, my God. That's good. Do you have a certain type? Do you have a certain type of girl? No, I don't discriminate at all. I know you don't discriminate, but is there a girl that you're more into?

Do you like a certain color hair? My last girlfriend was a blonde. Okay. I don't know. What kind of girl do you go for at a bar, personality-wise? Oh, man. I'm 33 now. If I can't have a full-blown conversation with someone, I don't want to even.

Of course. It's all mental stimulation first. Obviously, there's initial attraction. Yeah. I mean, I guess I'm – I don't know. Would you consider me shallow if, of course, I love a beautiful woman? No, no. Absolutely not.

How do you pick up a girl at a bar? Yeah. What's your mood? I don't know. You're going to ask Grinnell. I really don't. I just kind of stand there. Yeah.

I'm not really aggressive like I used to. Well, I mean, I would say I'm like a soft. I would say a hard six and a half. Would you say soft seven? Soft seven? No, I think I'm a soft seven. I got a big nose. I got a big nose. I got like fairly big ears.

Well, we have to see the whole package and then we can really assess. Yeah, then we'll really. My force will drop me down to a negative six. Earlier we were talking about body count. Yeah. Can you just tell us? Hundreds? No, I don't want to do that.

Okay, so let me ask you because we always talk about on our podcast how we think it's like so annoying when girls, because that was like a joke. We don't actually want to know your body count. Yeah, I would never really want to know. I think it's so annoying. It's like, girls, if you want to be lied to, ask a guy his body count. What the fuck is the point of girls asking? What do you say when a girl asks you that?

Do you ever like tell her a number just to please her? No, I mean, I just think it's like you're bragging about how many chicks you've had sex with. Like, I like, you know, I've experimented with plenty of women. I went through a phase where I played professional sports, and I was single for, like, half of that time. Right. And, yeah, I'm just, I'm very, very.

I think it's an immature question to ask. I don't put sex on a pedestal. Some people do. Some people are like, oh, my God, it's disgusting. Man, I got one life. Like, I'm going to live it how my brain operates. Stick it where you can. But,

but have you, okay. So have you ever had longterm relationships? Yeah. I just got out of a three year. It was all, we were off and on. I don't really want to get into that.

A lot of respect for her and she's got a few kids, so I wouldn't want to, you know, yeah. Did you ever have one while you were playing hockey? Yeah. Did you ever cheat on any of your girlfriends? Yeah.

I don't want to get into that. I mean, fucking yes i mean yeah it's all right i i mean i i've been a bit of a dog and not not proud of it i mean yeah we have to no oh we're over here like you know what cheating fucking happens you move forward with life do guys uh that you've been with that are famous like obviously the who's the pitcher uh i forget shut up no no i'm just kidding yeah what about it is he upset that you're you're talking about his you and him on here like that is that upset the biggest issue i think is everyone assumes every time i'm like my ex they're like oh my god it's him and i'm like i've dated people seriously since around okay is he a playboy no no she's saying she's saying I do. I'm just kidding.

That's a joke. So it's funny you say that. We were talking at the Yak. Is that the word? Oh. The Yak at the Barstool Radio. Yeah. And I had, you know, I hooked up with Baby Jones.

Who the fuck is that? She's a porn star. Oh, okay. She lived in Arizona. And she got with Rob Gronkowski as well. Oh. And you know how she took the picture with Rob and she posted it. I went through a phase.

I think I was like 25 at the time. Like, Oh, a porn star. Like, wow. Right. Amazing.

Right. Like, and so the radio station who would have her on, I would go on as well. And they hooked it up. So we went on a date. We obviously hooked up. She asked me to post a picture and I was like,

Whoa, like, no, not, not down. Yeah. Like, I don't want people knowing my personal business. Well, because I didn't post a picture and I was like, whoa, like, no, not down. Yeah. Like, I don't want people knowing my personal business.

Well, because I didn't post the picture, she was a little upset. She went on the radio station the next day to fucking tell the entire Arizona Valley. Oh, wow. Like, Phoenix, Scottsdale Valley, that I had a small hammer. I was bad in the wrapper. And we had one of the biggest games of the season that night. My phone's blowing up from the radio station telling me to come on and defend myself. And I'm like, holy shit.

Can we ask you what it was like to fuck a porn star? It was very underwhelming. Oh. Very underwhelming. I was about to say. So her phone was ringing the whole time. And it was just not a great experience. It was like she was there to go on the radio the next day.

Her phone was ringing? Was she answering the phone? She did a couple times. She's like, babe, I'm mid-fucked. Some guys think that's hot. We have a girl answers and she has to, like, be quiet while she's getting railed.

I don't think I can warn them. And guess who was calling? Her boyfriend. Rob. Who she went into the studio with the next... I think she's got two or three kids in the now. It was just like... I mean, I think the team obviously knew

because it was on the local radio station. I think the general manager knew. And, I mean, nothing really much you can say to me at that point because that's my personal life that someone tried to bring it on the radio. Like, I had no control over that. Yeah, you can't get, like, in trouble for that. Okay. What? I think we got it.

Oh, we're done? Oh, yeah. I mean, if you have any quick questions you want to ask before we wrap up. I was going to ask you if you've ever done a DP on a girl, but, you know, you don't have to. Like, Double penetration? Yeah, like two guys, one. Oh, jeez, that's way too aggressive. All right, thank you.

Are you really trying to get me fired or what? I mean, you asked us right off the bat if we had. But we didn't answer it. We didn't know. Okay, you've asked me a bunch of questions. I wanted to ask you guys at least a few. Oh, okay. But you have to go, I think.

Yeah, so I guess I'll have to be for next time. You have bigger places to be. But if you have any questions, you can ask You've got bigger places to be. I'll have to be for next time. You have bigger places to be. But if you have any questions, you can ask one. I'm going to ask one favor. Yeah. That you guys don't put any of this on Instagram or Twitter for like, let's say like a minute clip. I'd rather they listen to the podcast and hear me speak throughout the entire course of the episode. I was going to say, I don't really know when we're going to post this.

You don't have to worry about that. We won't post any videos. You're good. I feel like they need to listen in order to hear it. Yeah. I don't want someone getting the wrong idea

about me talking about my dick. No, no, no. We're not here to make you look bad. No, no. We only want to put ourselves on Instagram, let's be honest. No one else is getting fucking any attention but us.

No, but thank you so much for coming, guys. We'll see you at the Christmas party. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Okay, thank you for coming. Are we going to get weird or what? Fuck yeah much for coming, guys. We'll see you at the Christmas party. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Okay. Thank you for coming. Are we going to get weird or what?

Fuck yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah, after we talked about all the time. We'll get some content. Okay. Well, that is the interview. Yes. I wish he gave us a couple more sexual stories.

Call her daddy style, but thank you. I think you're just a little nasty. I'm just a little horny you a little nasty guys Merry Christmas Happy New Year's I hope you guys have a safe awesome new year we miss you guys we will see you next year oh my god guys we are I don't think we can express how excited we are for next year this short year with you guys has been unbelievable yes we love you guys so much for everything and we can't wait for next year this short year with you guys has been unbelievable yes we love you guys so much for everything and we can't wait for next year again be safe be a goddamn daddy and get after it this new year's bye daddy gang Bye.