Call Her Daddy - Cuffing Season is Here

Episode Date: December 5, 2021

Your favorite neighborhood losers are back and delivering one spicy mini episode. Laren tells Big Al the story of her recent journey from small town Louisiana to Los Angeles, where she encountered both Santa Claus and Dwayne the Rock Johnson after narrowly escaping a kidnapping. The girls discuss coming across one lusty locksmith…but is it ever a good idea to become romantically involved with a man that can easily break into your apartment? Cuffing season has officially arrived. Alex breaks down how to find a cuff, maintain a cuff, and eventually break off a cuff. Ah – the circle of cuff. Stick around for the showdown…Laren admits to Alex she is in love with Thor (Alex’s ex-boyfriend). Will Alex give Laren her blessing to go to pound town with the mighty hammer? Listen and find out. 

what is up daddy gang it is your founding father alex cooper with call her director's cut q richard richard richard richard richard he actually texted me or he dm'd me um because i think he was in la but like i was too busy and i i haven't seen richard butard richard he actually texted me or he dm'd me um because i think he was in la but like i was too busy and i i haven't seen richard but i just still keep like i will say i'm like fiending vegas a little you're fiending vegas i do want to like no no the move is miami i know i was supposed to go to art basel but i canceled i just like have too much going on for the podcast and i have guests and interviews and all that shit and it comes before going to fucking party in Miami you could podcast I know you know what the title would be what the obvious what all the other ones were what happens in Miami doesn't stay in

Miami featuring Richard you know who lives in Miami oh my god Kygo hi Kygo it's me Lauren I'm still in love with you I've been in a really big kygo phase lately kygo and i've been playing your music 24 7 so kygo shout the fuck out honestly that vegas dude the vegas episode spot this was this is so random i'll just tell you this but the vegas episode was one of the most um downloaded episodes this year i don't know if that's good for me personally i know no you're like uh i went home for thanksgiving um and my cousin was like so i listened to one of the podcasts i was like no which one no you're like which one not not vegas right which one maybe the season finale right maybe the third roommate speaks that one's kind of fine that was

so innocent that's pg that was so innocent like what other ones are pg there are some pg but vegas sex and therapy dude sex drugs and rock and roll the best is when i saw that and obviously i was happy and then spotify is for vegas the numbers for vegas that spotify should just send us back to vegas honestly oh they they've been trying oh really they yeah they want me to do like a um like a show thing in vegas and i'm like give me a minute like i gotta settle in year one try to figure it out but i will say the other one that was so awkward i'm on with spotify executives and they have like a thing showing me like how well the show is doing this year they're so happy oh by the way daddy gang just like let's just pat ourselves in the back call her daddy's podcast launch on spotify had the most engagement and impressions of any podcast launch in their history daddy gang daddy gang richard daddy gang richard

richard and then we're leaving but not leaving then we're moving off the topic but i will say this was also the best fucking thing so i'm'm on this meeting and like, these are Spotify executives and they have this thing pulled up and they're like another one of the biggest episodes that ever was released was, and the woman is goes to say it. I'm like, ma'am, you don't need to say it. And she's like,

no, no, I'll say it. The other biggest episode of the year was the biggest cock I've ever taken and i remember i texted lauren asking her like do you think this is a good episode title and i think i was gonna do dick and no we were like no yeah i was like yeah cock get in there yeah um i will say having a spotify executive say the biggest cock i've ever taken is one of your biggest download i'm like that's pretty great anyways um lauren is we're recording

this right now and she's back in a way so this is like i was here the week before thanksgiving then i went to shreveport louisiana for thanksgiving and then we decided not enough not enough not enough we're just teasing with all our best vegas moments i know i think we were just like well my boyfriend's gone right now on a business trip your roommate is gone my girlfriend basically yes your girlfriend and so lauren and i were texting and i was like oh like i'm listening to our episode like i miss you and she's like oh what are you doing this week i'm like nothing i'm just editing our episode like working and lauren was like there is snow in the forecast for chicago this week you know what that means i'm like do you want to come to la so i'm in la and the the fact story time wait yeah please tell me put my feet up on the table like you i want you to tell the i want you to tell the

story of how you got here because you walked in this morning and you did look pretty beautiful for like. You think so? Yeah, because you have such nice skin. You never like look like you. I got a mask pimple, I think, from like wearing my mask. No, no one can see it. Lauren has the most perfect, all of beautiful skin. But wait, okay, so tell me your experience getting here.

Okay, so this was yesterday. Today's Monday. Yesterday was like Sunday. Yesterday's Sunday at like 730. We decide like yeah let's pull trig like let's do this yes and you were working and you're like all right like layer I'm gonna put you in contact with my assistant she's gonna help facilitate this she's gonna get you here yes love your assistant me and her chit-chatting shooting back and forth and you know it's a lot

more difficult than one would think to get from small town Louisiana to L.A. And there were like really no flights out of Shreveport, the town I was staying in that day. Yeah. And there was there's a neighboring airport, Monroe, Louisiana, another small like regional airport. Right. So I'm like, OK, there's a flight tomorrow morning at 6 a.m from monroe then i'll fly to dallas and then from dallas i'll fly to los angeles but how do i get to monroe louisiana i can leave like three in the morning and like jesus it's like a small town like i can't get

an uber at three in the morning right my grandfather is not my 80 year old grandfather is not driving me an hour and 45 minutes at three in the morning no i'm not driving myself an hour and 45 minutes at three in the morning no i haven't operated many motor vehicles this year we don't need any crashes or collisions you don't even have a car no i had to like rent a car yeah no so me and your assistant are like on yelp googling like every car service she's amazing yeah she's amazing like every car service in like shreveport louisiana and we find a limo company and she calls and the guy's like hello and she's like uh do you have like a car available in the morning he's like yeah i'll drive her and we're like uh like she's

a little sketch yeah what's the vibe here and like we were convinced i was gonna be riding in a limo and i'm kind of disappointed i wasn't riding in a limo and i'm kind of disappointed i wasn't riding in a limo well it should have been because i remember she texted me and she was like hey like wait so this was because she texted me she was like hey like um the the car ride to get lauren to the airport is gonna be more expensive than the actual flight because i was like no matter what like fly lauren first class always and then i was like but she was like, no matter what, like fly Lauren first class always. And then I was like, but she was like, oh, the car to get Lauren to the airport. We want to do a service because we don't trust Lyft. Yeah.

And because like, God forbid, how are you going to get a Lyft in Louisiana at 3 a.m. in the morning? She's like, this car service is like 700 fucking dollars. It's more money than the flight. Literally. And I was like, just do it. Like get Lauren in one piece to LA, whatever it takes. And so she's like, okay. And that's all i fucking last heard and i just like knew like all right

lauren's gonna get here so you guys pulled trig on the limousine company on the limousine company didn't know if i'm like actually gonna be in like a limo or what like this guy is like taking the wheel and like i'm like okay and like literally the day before like my grandfather and my aunt and uncle are telling me how shreveport is like one of the best, one of the biggest sex trafficking hubs in America. Cause he's two major highways intersect. It's like, I have that in my mind and I'm like packing to go into this car in the middle of the night.

I'm like, should I bring like a knife? I think my grandfather maybe has pepper spray. Like, am I going to be sex trafficked? Am I going to like be sold into sex slavery? Your assistant was like like voice memoing me and was like i can't tell the vibe like to be honest like i don't want to

be responsible if something happens to you so like well because the car driver you guys said was like sketchy as fuck he literally was like oh i'll just drive her and we're like but like we're like who are you do you have a license right we're like looking up the website and like look let me show you the guy's picture and um oh where is he see like i'm too paranoid oh you would never have gotten in this car i feel like that's so you like you oh i'm like yeah fuck it let's go i'm like i'm like i'm gonna get kidnapped oh my fucking god and we're like i really hope that's my driver he's santa claus vibes my driver was indeed santa claus i'm literally looking at him he's wearing a top hat basically and a conductor hat oh wow he literally looks like santa claus and we get in and which sometimes i feel like people like oh he looks like santa

claus i think those are mostly the creepy no what my thinking was he's too fat to chase me down so we get in the car and i'm like trying to decide like three in the morning should i sleep or should i not go to sleep he tells me just take a nap go to sleep wait did you nap oh i full-on passed out and like i wake up like every like 25 minutes when we hit a bump and like i would google the airport to make sure we were still going the right direction do whenever i'm in an uber i like open my maps just to make sure you do that and you track the route on your phone yes just make sure we're going the right route the fact that you even for a second close your eyeballs while you were in the car with papa santa i would have fucking

never ever i know you're just laying there he could have put his finger up your i was starting to have like paranoid thoughts like i was my leg was a little close to like him and like turn around reach i'm like what if he turns around and stabs my leg with a tranquilizer and i'm out so then i like moved my legs over so that like you'd have to reach further if you want to tranquilize me see at least i'm thinking like that it's literally so fucked up that we as women have to think like this because i will never forget being in an uber i talk about it all this because I will never forget being in an Uber. I talk about it all the time. I will never forget.

I'm coming home from a party in New York City and I'm in a minivan and I get in this man's minivan. It's an Uber. And I am just chilling there for a minute and I start to come down off my drunk. And as I'm coming down, I look to my left and I look to my right and I recognize that in this minivan the sliding door handles are duct taped and I'm like what the fucking shit did I just walk into and I start like just like silently crying and I literally I forget what guy I was talking to at the time but I'm like I'm not safe and I start taking pictures and I'm taking pictures of him. And then I fake a full phone call. But can you imagine being in a minivan?

There's no way. If I wanted to get out of the car, I could not get out unless he pressed the upper button to let the door slide open. Like I was literally a captive, but I made it back obviously. But yeah. Oh, that's scary. So don't get in a minivan. Anyways, keep going.

Shreveport. We're on the way. So I make it to Monroe. Then I get in like a tiny like one row plane. And like I get in my little seat, pass out, have like an hour flight to Dallas, get to Dallas, get a bagel from Einstein's. Ugh. And then on the flight to Dallas, this is where you were the gym. You were trying to put me in one of those first class bed seats.

Yes. I got a middle seat. How did you not? Oh, because it was sold out. It was sold out. It's like the day after like. Right. Like it's like a few days after Thanksgiving.

Got it. Busy travel still. Okay. So I have a flight from Texas to Californiaia like a three and a half hour flight in the middle seat the woman to my left well what is the common etiquette in the middle seat the middle person gets both of the side arms because the armrest yes because you're in the middle seat so the person to my left is like sprawled out she watches tiktoks for three and a half hours straight sprawled out the guy to my right is literally duane the rock johnson's clone i've already seen duane the rock

i'm like oh my god that's fun why didn't you get him on the pod to his defense i don't know if he could have taken his arm off the armrest because he was so large so and then the air conditioning was broken so like i'm getting like physically hot my elbows are pinched into my like waist because both armrests are taken and then the guy duane puts his leg into my into my leg space so i'm like crunched up against tiktok girl and duane the rock johnson sweating and overheating and like irrationally angry i ended up taking like the little table down and putting my like neck pillow on the table and sleeping on my face that is neck surgery waiting yeah i'm a little fucked up dude the fact that you didn't like job tiktok bitch with your fucking elbow dude because i

already know what you're saying she's like leaning in towards you come on bitch you have the window seat lean into the window you were giving off too cozy of nice no we were all cuddled up like i was like i read this in guy's entire text conversation because like we're that close his wife texts him love you rainbow rainbow rainbow who uses rainbows the fact that i can picture you literally just sitting there angry as fuck but you're so the type of person that just would not say anything i would literally turn to the man and be like i understand that you're ginormous, but I'm in the middle seat. So spread that lug to the fucking left.

Yeah, get out of my territory. Also, TikTok bitch. Have you heard of Call Her Daddy? I'm personally going to be on there this week, and I'm talking about the fucking addiction that comes with social media. Get the fuck off your phone. That was a lot of TikToks going. Dude, three hours.

And a half hours. Your brain is mush yeah so then you get off the plane i had a car for you right yeah yeah i had a nice tesla waiting okay yeah yeah and you cruise on i cruise down the highway they played fucking country music i'm like come on i just suffered a week of country music enough with the country music and your arms are like aching yeah i'm like oh my triceps are sore and then you get here and you walk down and you get greeted by henry henry and all was right you give me a new sweatsuit oh yeah you're wearing the uniform new caller daddy merch is out if you guys want go to caller daddy.com and plug and plug

and plug um okay so you're here and i'm really happy you made it and this house is like very it feels like a different lifetime i was like walking around and i like found like my student id my fucking diploma is here i'm gonna bring that one back with me you left i have like a closet in your guest bedroom i have like a closet full of stuff still in there clothes yeah how is chicago i've had a locksmith encounter what happened so it was my birthday and i went out to dinner with my friends and you know classic me if a roommate is bringing a key why do i need a key totally when i walk since i have three keys they jingle like i'm a cat walking around so that has inhibited me a little bit and set me back in my personal key journey. But so it was my birthday. Why do you have three keys? Because I have to like get into the building

and I have to like get into the door. Oh, it's like a bunch. Okay. Yeah. And my roommate like left right from dinner to go to like a work trip. Okay. And then I get home and I'm like, fuck. So i call locksmith service and the guy comes at first glance like i was like oh maybe this locksmith's like a little hot he had a bucket hat on and a mask the bucket hat i was like oh this is a chill locksmith vibe and he lets me in and it was really freaky how quick he just popped open my door like within seconds and i was like okay bye i was looking great. And I was like, okay, bye. Like, thank you. Then put him $200. I'm like, that was great. And then he immediately texts me and was like spontaneous to grab a beer.

And it was my birthday. And like, everyone had kind of gone home for the night. Cause it wasn't your birthday on a Wednesday. Yeah, it was a Wednesday. And like people have to work and shit. And I'm like, well, well it's my birthday and it's like nine like I don't want to like sit at home like should I go get a drink with the locksmith and then I texted a group text you know I ran out some scenarios like how could this go down and majority of the scenarios did end up me being murdered in a van yeah everyone's like no lauren you can go masturbate to him but like let's keep it at that and like reminder he knows where you live and can pop open your door in 10 seconds so i was like oh like sorry tonight's not a good night and then

the next morning he texts me good morning my love when can i see you i didn't answer that one then the next day he texts me today is a good day for some soup. And then I did not answer. And he was like, my love, I need to see you. And at that point I was like, I'm so sorry. I have a boyfriend. I don't think us meeting up is a good idea. Have a great day. See, for me, like my initial thought is like,

I'm fucking terrified that you, a locksmith has your number now and your location. Yeah. So what are you doing? Are you moving? I would move. I bought mace like pepper spray and a door buddy so like I put the door buddy like on my bedroom door and I had a knife under my bed but my roommate confiscated that from me why she was like that just sounds like

a disaster I don't like the idea of you having like a knife under your bed so I would be like do you want another one yeah we should also go to the shop and like get them sharpened let's get them engraved yes like i would be so all for that i'm a little paranoid now like i'm not gonna lie like sometimes i have a little bit trouble falling asleep at night like have locksmith dreams but he was hot i don't know he could have been like a hat mask fish yeah oh god yeah because he had both like he could have been bald he could have been like a hat mask fish. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, because he had both. Like he could have been bald.

He could have been balding. He could have had under the mask. He could have been toothless. He could have had an underbite. Yeah. Oh, toothless. Yeah. Okay, so you didn't get murdered. That's good.

So if you're not going out with a locksmith, which I don't know. I kind of want to think about that. Because it could be hard. My friends were joking. They're like, you would have gone to the bar. So tell me about your job. Well, the thing is Lauren is like, if there's one man you should date,

it's literally, that's a perfect guy. He will, you could, you don't have to bring your keys anywhere. True. He can just get me in anywhere I go. Like,

Hey baby, like I'm locked out again. Like I need you. Oh, that could be like a sexy thing. Like, Oh, I need you right now.

It's like your role play. The issue is that when you break up, um, then I have to move. Yeah. Then you have to move so if you're not dating longsmith then who are you dating um I love how I say this like I don't know I'm like who are you dating who am I dating um I'm not dating anyone have I know you know

this term have you heard of cuffing season absolutely I have never I well I had heard of it once but I legitimately thought it was like oh when the winter comes like you wear your your sleeve I can't talk you wear your shirts that have sleeves that you can like roll the cuffs up because it's cold out what that's not what cuffing season is like lululemon has you can like put your hand no no no cuffs oh I know what you're talking about like the runners like the fake gloves kind of thing yes no that is I do have some uh shirts with that I'm thinking more of like like the formal like button-up shirts that like you roll your cuff and like you can get those little pins that you put on the like your cuff links that you put on the end of them that is

what you thought cuffing season was like I knew it wasn't that but like that was just like what came to mind and I was like yeah so to anyone listening on call her daddy that's not what cuffing what is it what is it I think cuffing season is when it's getting super cold so I guess nobody cuffs in California so that's not even a thing here but mostly on the east coast like when it gets super cold and it's becoming winter season you want someone to like hole up with and like watch movies with and never leave your apartment in your house with like your handcuff to like hole up with and like watch movies with and never leave your apartment in your house with like you're handcuffed to them yeah so right and so you basically cuff together and you agree to like go through the winter months together nobody

presents it like do you want to be my cuff buddy well i'm sure it's like a dumb slide and it's on tinder no that's what i was gonna ask like no i'm on hinge i've seen like a lot of like cuffing references like it's cuffing season i'm here for you in their bio right so i guess that kind of lets you know like hey like no they just want to fuck yeah exactly you're like oh wait i thought they wanted to come over for soup yeah no it's a good day for soup yeah it's just people that basically are like looking to have a partner so they have someone to like spend the inside time with i was about to say this is my first winter single in a while but i was single last winter too what the fuck was i doing last winter because it was la yeah it felt we literally

and i was just cuffed to you i was cuffed to you and we were i was literally cuffed to you and your boyfriend yes and henry willing yeah it was also like let's go to the beach yeah boston was like in college though no one wants to fucking cuff so we would like literally put on our winter jackets but we would go to like the goodwill and buy the like really really shitty jackets because so smart so if you leave them it does you don't care you exactly because we'd get to the bar or the club and it'd be hot as fuck in there so we would bring our goodwill jackets you walk in remember there's like there's mounds yes like people just throw their jacket i have i still to this day i have a north face that i fished out of one of those piles and like i didn't mean to steal someone's coat but i got home you're that asshole and like i had like what did i i went with there was like a cheap like i think i went there with

like don't get me wrong i fucking love gap like this shirt is from gap okay i love gap yeah i got like a 40 jacket from gap and i came home with like a $400 North Face. That is. And I still have it and I still wear it. That's actually. Have I seen you wear that? No. Why am I going to be wearing a coat in LA? That's true. Okay.

So cuffing season. You're not going to get a boyfriend. No. No, I'm not going to get a boyfriend. I had that weird misconception of what cuffing season was. Yeah. But I was like, that's so fucking stupid. Like, why would anyone do that?

Like, that's dumb. Right. And then literally I've had like one cold weekend it snowed last weekend like off and on and I'm like oh fuck I get it why because I like it was cold on Friday and I'm like well I don't really like want to like go out and your friends didn't go out and no one went out my roommate had her boyfriend over they were like cuddling on the couch and I'm like sitting there twiddling my thumbs you're like so this is what cuffing season's like yeah it's so crazy because cuffing season is not going to be a thing with global warming in climate change it's almost true because what I can attest to is I have never not lived on the east coast until this this past year and I will say that like it makes sense to me a little bit because nobody wants to fucking go out in winter it's like let's stay home let's like wear sweaters and drink hot cocoa and like be cozy yeah in LA like there is there can't be a thing as cuffing season because it's literally

80 fucking degrees right now and it's November I know I'm sweating so are you so if you were me would you engage in a cuff basically it's just more of a consistent hookup. The thing is, is like you can't force a cuff because seriously, do you have like a explicit conversation in the beginning? Like, hey, no, let's cuff baby. No, no. Lauren's like changing her D2C question mark. Dude, you're literally changing your like

Cuff on over Lauren is getting crazy I think there's two ways to go about it One as a joke Like how you're saying people on Hinge If they're joking about cuffing season I think they're actually serious But like they're proposing as like a joke

Like hey I know this is really stupid But like this is kind of what exactly. That's the exact thing I would say. If you're using it as a joke to start a conversation, I think that's brilliant. Like, I actually do think that's a really good way to start a conversation right now on hinge on whatever. I can ask them if they're down to be my first cuff. See, that's like funny. But I would also say don't propose that Lauren if you haven't met them yet because can you imagine if you like have them over and they're so fucking annoying then they're just going to be clingy and be like oh like what happened like well according to you I can ghost them then you can ghost them you could ghost that person that's actually fine okay but how do you

even start a cuff great question Lauren okay this is how I would say you start a cuff you're not going to engage with a serial killer you're not gonna meet a guy on hinge and be like he seems like a great fucking lad let me have him over to my apartment the first hook up and hang out no obviously you need to meet someone in public first just so, you know, safety, guys. Safety 101 here on Call or Dottie. Never invite someone on a first whim just to your apartment. So you're going to do what everyone is avoiding this winter, which is you got to go get on your fucking snow boots and hike your ass to the bar. Once you get stuff. Lauren and I are in a weird mood.

Okay. Once you get, once you get to the stop okay so what I'm taking from this so far is that I need to stop inviting people to my apartment before me I meet them yes Lauren because in issues will arise if you keep just letting random strangers the point is is this i'm sorry guys we're getting loopy the point is is this you go to the bar you do what you have to do you meet him and if you feel any sense of attraction and good vibes from this person and not serial killer vibes you latch on to that motherfucker you bring a pair of handcuffs with you and you drag him out of the bar and chain him to the side of your bed. And you say, here we go, baby. It's cuffing season.

And I'm not kidding you. That is it. Like, I think you can literally go to the point. Stop. I think you can literally go as far to the point that when you are at that bar, the minute you vibe with someone like, great, cuff we are looking for an opportunity in public to quickly handcuff someone and get isolated I think it's just if someone naturally comes along they're like oh I vibe with this person cuffing season means that you just lean a little bit in sooner I think yes and I think though cuffing season like the vibing thing you're just saying like I think you have to be able to like have a conversation with the person like fully be into their personality like a little bit you can't this isn't just sexual yeah like it's a little more than that one thousand that's exactly it

it's you have to be into them more than sexually and then you don't you don't want to have to like date them and be like oh my gosh like you can be like i kind of hate this about this person but like i can tolerate you enough to like spend like a few hours like and converse with you yes and like even though you're like watching net, like you're still like cooking or making a fucking fire. Like it's more than just sex. And I think cuffing season, if you feel a vibe with someone, you have the right to speed it up a little bit.

Speed that shit up. Like a little COVID situation. Yes. Now let's talk though about every daddy gang member listening. You need to be very aware that cuffing season is basically friends with benefits. This person owes you nothing, even though you're going to be engaging in relationship shit activity. It's friends with benefits with a strong expiration date. And don't let yourself get so hung up on the mushy feelings that come with a little fucking gingerbread fucking house

making ice skating fireside chats Christmas tree decorating oh yeah um some fucking marshmallow roasting maybe you like give each other little, like, cute presents. Like, oh, God. Maybe you give each other massages. Yes. Maybe he gets you a heated blanket. Maybe he gets you a weighted blanket. Maybe you enjoy some cinnamon eggnog together. Maybe you even hang up one of the things for Christmas, Theo.

And you have an advent calendar together. And you make a stocking for him. You stitch him a monogrammed stocking. All of this, I would say, literally fuck off if you did this in normal time. You meet a guy once at the bar, you're stitching him a stocking. But during cuffing season, it is actually appropriate. Cuffing season is activity land. And the minute that you see the snow starting to melt and the eggnogs flying is backward for the season.

The minute that you, the minute that you see the Christmasmas trees the pine needles are dying and falling onto the ground and the tree is withering away and everyone's taken down there this is it everyone's taken down their christmas lights don't be the asshole don't be the asshole that keeps their thinks you should keep your christmas tree no groundhog's day does not need to be marked by christmas lights the point is is don't let it get it twisted you are not shit and cuffing season is just an opportunity to fuck and do some activities but the minute that they're ready for fucking summer you're done goodbye and of course there's gonna be some outliers like maybe you end up getting fucking married who knows but for the majority of you don't get it fucking twisted they don't actually care about you you're just a cuff

i feel like there's a lot of potential for someone to get their heart broken totally feelings really hurt in a cuff situation because if you're like doing like dating like activities with someone i feel like that could easily trick you into thinking that like you really like them or something i agree situational that's true i also think it's hard because like if you rush into a cuff and then one of the people want to keep dating and then the season's opening up I could see it being an issue for people where the person that didn't intend for it to be long term like they're eager to now get back out there because if someone is so desperate for a cuff it probably also means they're going to be desperate for their summer.

Like that's someone that's just like looking for. Like hopping on the next thing. Hopping around. From one thing next best to the best next thing. Something hopping. Yeah. Hopping, popping around town. So daddies, I think the moral of the story is I totally condone cuffing.

But just remember, at the end of the day, cuff with caution. What shows are you watching? Have you ever watched like any of the Marvel, Marvel, Marvel movies? No. So I've, they're like about two to two and a half hours each and there's 26 of them. And in the past two weeks I've watched 23 of them. Lauren. And like, I'm kind of in like a Marvel addict phase.

And like before this phase, i didn't really have like a celebrity like guy crush like someone i was really into you are going to die you're going to die no you're gonna die no do you know who my new celebrity crush is are you gonna say thor i don't know why but he just really oh i don't like oh like oh okay yeah and that's the real thor and he is hot as fuck okay and his like his forehead is normal size and like the hand oh the hammer oh wow okay I've never watched one of those I don't know why I feel like that's just not my vibe it's probably not your vibe I'm more into like what it's gotten me going on but like but you're enjoying it i'm addicted i am so obsessed and i forgot like how

obsessed i was and it like with or scares me nope nope dexter yeah i am like obsessed with him i've tried to watch like multiple times i've watched the first episode of that show and you've told me like you got to get like the first one's a little slow you gotta go yeah you gotta give it a second yeah it is i remember like it was like years ago going to my mom and being like mom like i'm having really weird feelings like is it weird that i think i'm like in love with this fictional serial killer why am i tingling when i watch the show while i'm watching the serial killer cut people up and usually you know me that shit scares me yeah but there's something about him i know i'm surprised like i'm drawn to him there's a new season of that out he's back it's been off the air for how long so fucking long his sister in the show like he plays his sister in real life

is his ex-wife and so so were they married when they first started the show yes and and then they like got divorced and then the show's picked back up now. Yes. And now it's like, I don't know. I love their dynamic because they're so good together. But the whole show, anybody, if you haven't watched Dexter, I would suggest you go watch that. All right, Daddy Gang. That is it for this week's mini.

You know, we like to get a little weird on the minis. I think it's also because we're hungover on a Wednesday. Yeah, we were recording this early. We were in the hot tub for about four hours. Lauren got out of the hot tub last night and had prune all... Is it prune? Yeah, my hands were pruned. Why is that that word?

The point is, we were just getting really... Why do I keep saying the point is? The point is, the point is, the point is... The point is we need to leave. Goodbye. Have a great fucking sunday we love you hoes goodbye