Call Her Daddy - Dating App Dealbreakers (ft. Lauren)

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

Join Alex and Laren for a fun catch up session where they expose Lauren’s recent dating disasters that included another hot plane man, a former circus performer, and a high school reunion recon mission. They also discuss the potential benefits of hooking up with dads, how height affects the hookup, and dating app turn off’s. Enjoy!

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy. Daddy Gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am back with the one with the only, McLarebby McLairson. I feel like that's like your, what would be your DJ name, Lauren? Well, when I went to college, my Instagram name, I was dead serious. I went into college and shared this with everyone, Laryn McCotstuff.

Wait, what? That was my Instagram name. Wait, how did I not know that? You were Laryn McCotstuff? I was Laryn McCotstuff. And like, I would meet people like freshly in my sorority, like let's share socials. And like, yep, hit me up at Laryn McCotts stuff. I was Laryn McCotts stuff. And like, I would meet people like freshly in my sorority, like let's share socials. I'm like, yep, hit me up at Laryn McCotts stuff.

That's like actually, that takes- Offensive? That's absolutely offensive. And that actually takes some balls to have, that is your fucking name. But it's also kind of like fun if you're meeting guys and you're just like, anyways, Lauren is here today, what the fuck.

Lauren is here and we are having a little girls night. Matt is upstairs watching football with his friends and Lauren and I were acting like little freaks. And so Matt was like, why don't you, he basically was like, why don't you girls go play? Like, why don't we, we're listening to Hannah Montana. You know what that means for us? It means going through Hannah Montana one

and seeing how many songs we know on the album. Well, no, because this is what I said to Lauren. I said, I saw this trend on TikTok and it's like, oh, when I tell people I'm a Miley Cyrus fan and they think I'm gonna play the song flowers. And then all of a sudden the girl is like, and then you hear me fucking blasting East Northumberland High.

If you don't know what East Northumberland High is, if you don't know what Good and Broken is, if you don't know you and me together, if you don't know what East Northumberland High is, if you don't know what Good and Broken is, if you don't know you and me together, if you don't know nobody's perfect, life's what you make it. Lauren and I are OG Hannah Montana. Well, it was perfect because you would play Hannah, I would play Lily.

Okay, so Lauren and I are hanging out because Matt was like, do you guys wanna watch football? And we were like, not really, not right now. We're feeling frisky. Funky. So we were having a little cock and we came downstairs after our cocktail and we just figured we'd podcast

and hang out with you daddy gang. I feel like we've been seeing each other so much recently which I'm very happy about. Well, I'm a free bird. Oh. I have no, nothing tying me down, nothing holding me back. I can just go where the wind blows me and you do some cool things.

No, it's actually a good point. There is so much to be said for when your friend is in a relationship and you can do couple things unless you fucking hate the person that your friend's in a relationship with. But it's nice when you can do couple things. It's also lovely that I will just text Lauren being like,

hey, do you wanna come to the Super Bowl with me? And she's like, sure, I have no plans. But we are, yeah, we've been seeing each other a lot lately which I feel very grateful for. But the last time I saw you, we've kind of been doing, we're back to the thing, you guys were, I'm like save it for the fucking podcast because we had kind of gone through a little,

we won't podcasting as much together. I think it was because my relationship was crashing and burning and I wasn't in a good head space. And like he didn't want to see you on a podcast. Yeah. Now you're back. I'm back. And you're better than ever.

And can you give us an update on your dating life? Because the last we heard from you was you and I, if you guys didn't listen to me in Lauren's last episode, it was how to- You gotta start there and then come back and meet us here. Because we basically were talking about how I was being the ultimate wing woman, really that's what it was called, but it's about Lauren almost falling in love with a man on a plane, first class, flying high, we thought they were gonna bang in the bathroom, turns

out he was gay. So that was the last day left off with you. Oh, and I was going on a lot of dates that were eight hours and I was kissing everyone. Oh my God, yes. But I've cleaned up my act. Well, okay, so here's the update. I haven't gone on any like actual dates

since we last podcasted together. Okay, why? So I haven't, what the holl- You're just burnt out. The holl- Should we take our glasses off? Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, yeah. Let's get serious, let's get serious. Can't see fucking anything.

It's right in here. Okay, so I'm not like intentionally taking a break from dating. The holidays happened and like- Cause you were kind of cruising for a minute. There was one time where I went on five dates in an eight day time span. Wait, five dates in an eight day, Jesus fucking Christ.

I was cranking and rocking and rolling. Lauren. Yeah. Okay, back to your dates. Okay, so I'm not like purposefully taking a break or like purposefully avoiding dates right now. It's just like a lot of work to like, if I'm gonna like scout out a date, like I need to like put aside like an hour at night

to like do some good swiping and make some movement. But do you feel like you kind of burnt yourself out a little bit, like you were kind of down for anything and now you're getting a little bit more subjective or no? You were going hard, you hit the pavement. Lauren, like I... My friends were like, why do you keep going on Sunday dates? I'd wake up hungover and be like,

oh fuck, I have a date today. Okay, can I say this and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like you went through a period where you had been saying to me, right when you got out of your relationship, you were like, weekends can be weird because I'm used to laying in bed on a Sunday. Yeah, okay.

So maybe you just wanted companionship. Talk to someone. Maybe you wanted companionship and most of your friends in Chicago are in relationships. So I think maybe there's a part of you that was like looking just to speak and maybe that's why your dates were going on for five hours.

To have some human contact. Yes, you were just like trying, you're a social person. So maybe it was also you just like down to chat. Now you're getting a little bit more like. Now I'm like a little tired. I don't want to chat. But actually, so I haven't gone on a date and I don't even know like over a month now, a month and a half, but I still go on the apps and like scroll and

swipe and like peruse. And last week there was this one guy who- What do you have your settings to? Tell me age. 30 to 45. I had a big 40 year old phase. I think I'm done with that. Okay. I'm glad that you're not going for like the 25 year olds. No, no, no, no, no baby boys. Okay. So you're going for the older daddies and, but now you're done with the 40 year olds. I was finding it a little, no, the 40 is fine. I was hiding. I was finding a little hard to connect with the 45 year olds. Oh yeah. That's pushing it. You're like, so how many kids do you have? They're like, I have two families.

Oh, height, are you in height? Yeah. Are we allowed to say that? I don't know, I don't think I can, I don't think- No, I think we can, I think we can. You- I like to feel small. I like to literally be so tiny they can't find me.

I like to look up at them. What is your height range? I don't have it restricted. Oh you don't? But when you see it's like a little five sevener, you're like, sorry. I know I'm sorry. But to each their own, like some people.

I have some inches on me. Like no, you're literally five six. That's tall. I think the average height of a woman is. Five five. Five five. We're the exact same height and the exact same shoe size. Yeah, Lauren, we're five five.

Yeah. Lauren and I are both five five and we have seven and a half shoe size and we can fit into an eight. And we have the same everything basically. We do the same makeup, we have the same every time. It works out really well for me. I'm done.

Anyways, okay, so back to your dates. Oh, okay, so I like haven't gone on a date in a while, but I keep a pulse on my apps and I was having some light chatter with this one guy and he seemed promising. He gave me his number on a Thursday night and I was like, oh, okay, I'll text him on Sunday. We don't need to make small talk through the weekend. So on Sunday, I wake up, I sit down, I have my cup of coffee and I'm like trying to clean up my app.

I'm trying to like unmatch with people who died out and like go through and be like, why did I even match with them? I was feeling down in the dumps and desperate, like goodbye. And I was just cleaning up my page and I accidentally unmatched with the guy who gave me his number, who I was about to text to go on a date with.

So now on the apps you like- He's gone. So Chicago Daddy Gang, if you know a guy, I think he was like 31, 32, he had brown hair, he went to Columbia University. It's hot. I believe. Because he was talking, he was like,

oh, like fellow Columbia grad. So Chicago Daddy Gang, if you know anyone on Hinge who is brown hair, decent height and went to Columbia, I was gonna text you and I was gonna go on a date with you. So find some way to contact me. I have a feeling if any girl lives in fucking Chicago and finds that man, they're scooping him from me and they're like, I'm not giving a Columbia hot tall grad

to you Lauren, but good to know about that fucking sucks. I know. Like there's- He probably is like so confused cause he probably thought you guys were like kind of vibing and thought you were about to like literally like suck the peepee and instead you like unmatch him. That probably is fucking him up.

And he's probably talking to his friends like, I really think I'm like, I need to take a break from dating right now because I clearly am like have lost the plot and I like can't read a room because I thought I was about to fuck this girl. And meanwhile. She goes.

Okay, so you accidentally unmatched. Okay, but have you had any fun encounters at all with a man like recently? Okay, so yeah, I've been like really open to meeting people in the wild. So like, I just feel like I'm walking around with like my eyes and heart open. And if you guys again didn't listen to our last episode,

Lauren and I like said, like there's something coming about us. It's not just you. No, I can feel it. I'm going to meet someone in the wild. We are, is the word ravenous? We are ravenous for you to find a man to the point where like every turn we are literally You are objectifying men around every corner that you walk.

Any man that like is somewhat attractive. I'm like, could he be the one? Matt was little, oh my God, I forgot to tell you this. Oh my God. So, oh my God. So Matt walks into the office. He walks into my office to introduce me to some guy he was just like finishing a meeting with. And he walks in and it was a guy from like

the film department that was coming to have a meeting with Matt at our offices. And he's like, hey Alex, this is blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, hi. And like, Matt always gives context, like, oh, he works at Netflix. Or like, oh, this is a guy from Paramount. Or, oh, this is a director, whatever.

He's giving kind of like no context. And he's kind of looking at me, like Matt's like giving me weird eyes where I'm like, I can't read your mind, Matt. Like, what are you trying to say? And I was like, oh, so nice to meet you. And it was like kind of a weird interaction because we had no reason to talk.

He leaves, Matt comes running back into my office and goes, for Lauren, for Lauren, for Lauren. Okay, he's divorced, two kids, good looking. Kids? I know, could we do kids? Maybe not. Well, what about- How old are they?

I don't know, I didn't get into enough detail. But I do think it could be like, okay, this is gonna be really controversial. And I actually would love to know from people in the comments when Lauren is on this dating journey, do we think a dad would be like a good fuck or is he gonna be lazy? I fucked a dad before.

Oh, wait, what? You don't know this story. Who? It was like three years ago and I swooped him up at a bar. And- Did he like woo you with like the picture of his kids? No, his sweater. I was obsessed with his sweater.

I was like, oh, he looks like a librarian. No, and he's like, yeah. And mid sex, he was like, I gotta be honest. My divorce is like in process right now. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, do you have kids? And he was like, yeah. No, like mid stroke.

And he's like, oh, I'm thinking about my divorce papers. That's not fucking hot. But he was a lingerer the next day. But was the sexual situation. I think dads, cause they like seen some shit, you know? Like they've seen a baby come out of a vagina. They've like cleaned up shit diapers. Like bodily functions don't scare dads.

They're kind of freaks. So I think dads are like down to get dad down and dirty. The dads? I think that- All down for the weird shit. Yeah. Okay, see this is the kind of shit, Lauren, that I needed to know because for our single daddy gang,

like I understand- Don't be scared of dads. But this is also what I was gonna say. I have a feeling that if you are not looking completely for a relationship and you're kind of looking just to like meet people and have good sex, I have a feeling a dad could be the perfect person because he may not be looking for anything serious.

A recently divorced dad? Exactly. So like, I don't know. Recently divorced dads, hit me up. That's literally somehow you can like set your setting. Recently divorced dads. Please hit me up. That's in your bio.

Okay, anyway, sorry. How did we get off track? Me meeting people in the wild. Okay, go ahead, sorry, sorry, sorry. So last we podcasted together, we were in Utah and it was right before Christmas. And I was going to Seattle to meet my family for Christmas. We do the national park bit every year.

We were doing Olympic national park. And since I was coming from Utah with you, I was already on the West coast and it made sense for me to just like go right to Seattle. So I was beating my family to Seattle by an entire day. So I had 24 hours suspend solo in Seattle. So I get to Seattle and I'm like pop off. I can you tell Lauren's back on TikTok. Pop off. Okay, so you get to Seattle. I get to Seattle and I go to a rooftop bar by myself. Love.

I have a little glass of Savvy B. I have some oysters. Then I go to the spa. I get a massage. And then I go out to a sushi restaurant. Can I just say I love this for you? And I feel like the best, most fun moments can sometimes come from when you're doing should alone obviously be safe. But like, I feel like no one takes themselves on dates anymore. And I just want to put that energy out there, Daddy gang.

If you were like, what should I do this weekend? Cause all my friends are gone or my boyfriend's gone or you're single do this. Cause then what happened? Oh, no, okay, we're getting there. Okay, so I'm at the sushi restaurant and I have a little bit of a buzz going in because I had like two cocktails before my massage and they gave me free champagne at the massage. Wait, you were buzzed during a massage? Oh, highly recommend. Wait, I've never done that.

Really? Highly recommend. I wonder, would you ever take an edible before a massage? All the time. Why am I going in just raw doggy? I don't know. I've literally never done that. Do it and get back to me.

Okay, good to know. Okay. So I'm sitting at the bar of the sushi restaurant and I love the bartender. It's a woman. Oh, I'm already like, so you fucked him. No, it's a woman. We're just like vibing and like I'm alone

and like I haven't, I've been in Seattle all day by myself and it's like 6.30 now. So I haven't really had much human interactions. Like I'm just like hitting it off, talking. You're ready to chat. I'm just ready to chat. So I'm chatting with the bartender and she's like really proud of her craft

and she's making me all these different cocktails like these fancy ones. So now I'm like three cocktails in and I'm like feeling great. And it's like 7.30 on a Friday and I'm closing my tab and I'm like, okay, like I had myself a nice day. Like I'll go back to my hotel room and just like watch a show. Then this guy comes and sits down next to me at the bar.

And he starts immediately striking up conversation. It's like, this is my first time coming here. Like, what did you order? Did you like it? Immediately I'm like, I'm not attracted to you, but I'm not, I can tell you're very cozy and non-threatening and safe. And I'm enjoying the conversation with you.

You're not thinking of it as a complete prospect, but potentially by more conversation, you may be like, huh, I'm just in the mood to chat and not necessarily the mood to go home. And I'm like, and there's something about when you're in a different city and you're not like there's something like Christmas vacation too. So I'm like, Oh, like, let's go vacation. Yeah. Vacation starting. I mean, I was going to drink responsibly because I'm alone in a new city, but like, I'm like down to like, have a good time. Meet someone new. Love.

And so we start talking and the conversation's so enjoyable that at this point I had closed my tab and I reopened my tab to get another drink and keep talking to him. Okay. And we're sitting at the bar talking for like 25 minutes. What the fuck are you talking about? We were just talking about,

I was saying I was going to Olympic National Park and this is what I had planned for my trip and like okay nice what I have planned for the holidays and what he's up to and like we were just like chatting it up love and so now this point is probably like 730 and he was like well like you're alone tonight right I'm like yeah and he's like me too and he was like I actually was gonna go to another bar after this it's one of my favorite bars. And there's a live show, like, do you wanna come?

And I'm like, yeah, like in my mind, I'm like, oh, like live music, a live band, a singer, like love that. So now, and I'm like, yeah, totally, like let's go. So we close our tabs and we're walking to the next bar and we get to the next bar. It's a drag show. And I'm like, oh, that's not entirely like what I was anticipating, but like, okay,

like I'm down, fun. Like let's go to a drag show. So we're like watching the drag show. We're hanging out, we're laughing. In my mind, I'm like, oh, he thinks this is a date. He's so into me. Really? He's like having fun and he's thinking he's like so-

He's like, yeah, he's like, wow, like what a great night for me. I thought I was gonna have a solo night and now I'm on a date with this girl. Love. So like we're watching the drag show and then there's like an arcade in the bar too. So then we go play like some games together

and we're talking and then we go sit at a table in the back and we get another drink and we're still just like chatting. Keep going, I have a feeling where this is going just from the sheer fact that you went to a drag show. Keep going, keep going. So we're talking and we've been hanging out for like an hour and a half now at this second bar. And I look up and I look around at the bar

and I'm like, is this bar circus themed? And he's like, yeah. He's like, it's my favorite because it makes me feel like I'm at home. I'm like, what do you mean it makes me feel like you're at home? And he's like, well, the past six years I've been in the circus.

I just got out of the circus. I look around at the bar and I'm like, is this bar circus themed? And he's like, yeah. He's like, it's my favorite because it makes me feel like I'm at home. I'm like, what do you mean it makes you feel like you're at home? And he's like, well, the past six years I've been in the circus. I just got out of the circus. I'm like, oh, you were in the circus, like, pop off. And I was like, he was telling you about his roommate and him who just moved out.

And I'm like, by chance, was your roommate also in the circus? And he's like, yeah, all of my friends here are from the circus. And then I really pause for a second and I really take in my surroundings more. Like sober up a little bit. Yeah. It was a circus themed bar.

It was a gay bar. And he was a gay man. Lauren, sweetie. Lauren, Lauren. I don't think he thought he was on a date with me. No, he found a nice young straight woman who he thought loved the gays, who does love the gays. I'm at this point, let it be known I'm an ally. No, no, no.

Not only are you an ally, you are literally trying to turn gay men straight. You're like, are we in love? He's like, babe, this is my boyfriend over here. You're like, Jonathan, we, Lauren. I have something wrong with me. Like my gaydar is broken. I can't tell a gay man from a straight man.

I am sorry. I have no words. I'm trying to like, process, like again, you guys, this basically the last episode after she found out that that man was gay, she turned to the guy at the bar and she was like, he's so cute. And we're like, look, babe, like he's drinking a pink martini.

Like he's gay. Like Lauren is like, nothing again. Like I get straight men can, but it's like, it was so obvious this man was gay. Like Lauren is like, not that again, like I get straight men can drink, but it's like, it was so obvious this man was gay. And Lauren was like, his muscles. And I'm like, babe, Lauren, you're going. Yeah. Okay, Lauren.

Yeah. Okay, but at least so did, wait, once you realized he was gay, like what did you do? I called it. You were like, oh. I was just like. I thought I was gonna get a maybe little finger tonight. Yeah, I called it. You were like, oh. I was just like. I thought I was gonna get a maybe a little finger tonight. Yeah, I called it. And then I texted my friend who gave me the recommendation

for the sushi place. And I was like, wow, so funny how this night turned out. My friend who gave me the recommendation is a gay man. And he was like, oh honey, I could have told you you weren't gonna meet anyone. I sent you to the gay neighborhood. Oh my fucking God, Lauren. I know.

Can I ask what he did in the circus? Yeah, he was the control panel operator. So he coordinated the music, the pyro and the lights operating in sync. So at least he like, it could have. He wasn't, you know. I don't know. It wasn't.

I mean, if you fling, maybe. That could have been cool. No, that could have been a cool tool if he was like the flame thrower. Like he ate fire. Right. Moving on. Okay, so that.

Okay, so then I thought on the way home from this trip that I was gonna redeem myself. So I'm flying home from this vacation and I am. Are you going home and like masturbating or are you like so turned off that you're like, fuck, I really fucked that up? No, I went home and I was like, I need to like reevaluate some things.

Okay, so you try to redeem yourself. So I'm trying to redeem myself. So I'm flying home from my Christmas vacation. I'm going back to Chicago and I'm in a fabulous mood. I'm feeling on top of the world because I just got upgraded to first class. I'm gonna get on this plane. I'm gonna have two glasses of red wine.

I have like three hours left in my book. I'm about to like sit down and like read like the final battle scene of my book. And I'm like, I'm gonna have a great flight home. Love. So I walk onto the flight and I see that in first class I am seated next to the hottest man in the entire world. You're going again? No, no, no, no, no. And he's gay. No, he was straight. He was straight. Okay. I like definitely know he was straight. Okay, so the story is not ending

and you fell in love with another gay man. Okay. And I don't want to be the girl who cries hot guy on the plane. Cause I know we said last time that like the guy on the plane was the hottest. This guy was 10 times hotter. 10 times hotter. He was even dressed better. He had like a fear of God, like sweatshirt on

like a little like hat, like perfectly fitted jeans, like a little. So gay. No, I'm like really sure this guy was strange. Okay, no, no, no, I believe that. So he had like swag. Yeah, he had swag, swag. He was like with it also.

Yeah. Okay, so those are like name brands that are like not name brandy. Like you kind of have to know. No, I only know them because of you. Yeah, yeah, okay, cool. And so I sit down next to- Are you in the aisle or the- I'm the window, he's the aisle. Ooh, so you have down next to- Are you in the aisle or the-

I'm the window, he's the aisle. Ooh, so you have to like climb over his big deck to go to the bathroom. Yeah. I don't know. Can we also agree before you tell me the rest of the story that without a doubt, every single fucking time that you go to the airport moving forward-

I have to stop looking like shit. You have to glam. I gotta get my shit together. Even if you're not full glam, like you need to start- Well, did you see what I wore when I flew here yesterday? No. I arrived to your house yesterday. Oh wait, what were you wearing?

I was wearing leggings, a sweater and a little scarf. And I had earrings on. You had a scarf on? I had a scarf on. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, so you're gonna start putting yourself together a little bit, cause again, like we've said, and does everyone else agree?

And comment down below if this is on fucking TikTok or wherever the fuck this is on Instagram. Let's all debate for two seconds. What is one of the hottest, most like meet cute places that you could meet someone? A plane, a plane. It's like the fate of you ending up sitting next to someone that you end up vibing with and the fact that they're single, usually you just get like a fucking frumper that's sitting next to someone that you end up vibing with. And the fact that they're single,

usually you just get like a fucking frumper that's sitting next to you and is like coughing and sneezing. I got a 10. Okay, but where else would be hot to meet someone? I feel like the plane is like. The plane's like it. Or like a coffee shop, too basic.

You know why the plane is good? Because other places, it could come across off putting if someone just like, comes talking to you. So it's talking. But like if you're seated next to someone on a plane, I'm not- A freak. I'm not entirely off put if someone tries to talk to me.

Okay, that's fair. Okay, so sorry. Back on track. Okay, so I sit down next to him and I was ugly cause I gotta start looking better on planes. So I'm like a little insecure. I'm like this guy's so hot and like how ugly like are you like you're like worst a little better than the last time I'm not hung over. All right, so I'm not puffy, but I just like don't have any makeup on and like my hair is greasy and in a bun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I think I'm wearing like a full sweatsuit. Yeah, so he can't even like see those hips. No, I was gonna have to wow him with my personality. But you know, if he falls in love with that and you rip your shirt off and he's like, look at these titties. You're like, that's not what I leave it with Alex. Yeah, that's not my best asset. Okay.

So, you know when like someone's so hot, you're like a little uncomfortable? That's how I felt. So I popped in my AirPods and I was like, I just need to be with myself a little bit and kind of strategize what in the world could I make conversation with this guy about? And I'm like, I have a four hour flight,

I'm gonna hit pause, I'm gonna have two glasses of wine, I'm gonna read my book, and I'm gonna get a little liquid courage brewing inside of me. And then eventually I'm gonna find some glasses of wine, I'm gonna read my book, and I'm gonna get a little liquid courage brewing inside of me. And then like, eventually I'm gonna find some way to make contact. So I get lost in my book for a second and like I kind of forget he's there. And like I get like a buzz on and all of a sudden like I realize like I have to pee so bad. And I'm a bitch on planes when it comes to asking people to stand up to go to the bathroom. I don't think I'm a bitch in other areas of my life. I don't really have boundary issues.

I can ask for like what I want and need, but when it comes to asking people to stand up on a plane so I can pee, worse nightmare. I'd rather get an infection than sometimes ask, especially depending. I'd rather pee my dribble a little bit. And especially depending on the person. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So I'm like, all of a sudden like hits me, like I'm in my book and it just like hits me. I'm like, I have to pee so bad. And I look up at my man and he is knocked the fuck out. Oh, that's tough. Sleeping. But I'm like, it's just one person I have to ask to stand.

And like, I have two and a half hours left. Like I gotta pee. Yeah, like I can't do stand. And like, I have two and a half hours left. Like, I gotta pee. Yeah, like I can't do this. So, at first I like lightly tap him and I'm like, excuse me, not budging. And then I go a little harder and I'm like, excuse me. And then I go a little lower.

And I'm like, excuse me, he gets a heart on. I start sucking. Okay, wait, so you go harder. So I go a little harder and I'm like excuse me, excuse me. I'm doing this for like a few minutes and like I'm wanting to like crawl in my skin. I'm like I'm dying. Of course. The guy across the aisle sees me and he starts giving me encouragement. He's like you got this, you got this, you got this. So I'm now like, okay, like he's encouraging me. So I'm getting a little more like,

like a little like, excuse me. And this guy's like still not waking up. So then the guy across the aisle reaches over and joins in. So the guy across the aisle is leaning across the aisle on one shoulder. I'm on this guy's shoulder and we're both like, excuse me, excuse me. And he's not waking up.

This is horrifying Lauren. Fucking put your leg over that man's dick and lunge over him. Then the flight attendant joins in because the flight attendant comes over and is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like what's going on here? Stop touching this man. Like what are you guys doing to this man?

And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I couldn't get him to wake up and that guy started struggling. So then that guy joined doing to this man? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I couldn't get him to wake up. And that guy saw me struggling. So then that guy joined in. So then the flight attendant, like you can tell this ain't her first rodeo. She two hands him and jolts him awake. And he wakes up, I'm leaning over him on this side.

The flight attendant's over the front of him. And the guy across the aisle is leaning over him too. And he wakes up and he's like, what the actual fuck? I probably panicked. Yeah. Like we're going down. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm so fuck? I probably panicked. Yeah. Like we're going down. Yeah and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was trying to wake you up.

Then they joined in and the flight attendant saw us. She thought we were trying to harass you. So then she joined in and like, now I'm so sorry that you're waking up like this. And it was like, he's like, can you imagine being on a plane and opening your eyes and there's four human beings above you? I would be like, someone's in the cockpit.

Like someone's taking everyone down. Yeah. Dude. Oh, but in my mind, I'm like that actually couldn't have gone worse. Right. But it's, it's going to be funny. So I'm going to go to the bathroom and like we're going to come back and laugh about this because like how absurd that like he woke up, that it took three people to wake him up and that he woke up with three people. Like you can bond over. Now we, now, now I have an in, now we have a bond.

Love. So I'm like, okay, like go to the bathroom, like pee, like this is going to be we now now I have an in now we have a bond love so I'm like okay like go to the bathroom like pee like this is gonna be so funny when I come back I come back he's knocked the fuck out again. Like out cold. You're literally like bro, bro, no. So I just crawl over him. You crawled over. I just crawled over and for the rest of the sleep,

he was sleeping like a sweet little angel baby. And when you landed. And when he landed, people normally wake up when you land. You know, like you like land and you're like, and like you're like awake. He slept through the whole landing. He didn't get out until like the actual last second. So.

And he lives in Chicago. I don't know. Well, or he lives in Chicago. I don't know. Well, or he's coming from. I don't know. See now, would you ever have thought to yourself, well, I guess no, because that's also reading the room, because I was gonna say, would you ever have thought it would have been appropriate

if you just wrote your number on a little piece of paper, slipped it, no, then you'd be like that woman literally, literally took it, man. She was touching you while I was sleeping. But okay, so it was kind of just one of those where you're like looking at this gorgeous man and you can't do anything. No, like I think that would be non-consensual.

Lauren. So I'm just not having good luck. Okay, but we have talked about it. Like a plane is really tough, but it does have opportunities. So I feel like what we know for next time that you're on a plane is number one, you're gonna look cute so you feel your best. Because let's say, you saw this man

and he looks like a 10 that you're sitting next to in his little fear of God fucking shirt, but you're feeling like a gremlin. You're feeling not your best. You're feeling like, wow, I haven't washed my hair in 10 days, I was just with my family. I got pubes on every fucking crevice of my body. Like you're not gonna feel like pop the pussy,

even to lunge over his body. But had you been like a little seal, you're fucking shaved up, you got your like perfume on, you've got your lip liner on, maybe you would back that. Maybe you would back that thing up right all over him just to get to the bathroom. And maybe he would have woken up and instead of seeing me like, sir,

he would have been like, God damn. Yeah, he probably like opened his eyes and was like, oh, what is that? And you're like, oh. You're like, Lauren. I know. Okay, so, but what I think we also know is like, you're getting really good luck

with like really good looking men on planes recently. Also to be fair, cause like you're usually flying to pretty like metropolitan places. So I feel like that's also the type of man that you wanna be with. Like we've talked about it. I want like a go getter.

I want like a jet setter. Yeah, you want someone that's like in the know. So I feel like these are huge opportunities for you to meet men. Yeah, so I'm gonna get my act together and I'll report back. I'm really proud of you though. I think that you are, you have the right mindset. We now just need to like, wait, what happened at your high school reunion? So last I told the daddy gang was about my high school reunion.

Yeah. We've been potting a lot guys. Catch up. Thanksgiving episode. I was talking about how I was about to go to my high school reunion. You were going've been potting a lot guys. Catch up. Thanksgiving episode, I was talking about how I was about to go to my high school reunion. You were gonna see your arch nemesis. I was about to say, I went off on my arch nemesis. Wait, was she there? Okay. Okay.

Okay. So in that episode, I told a story about my high school boyfriend cheating on me at prom with my arch nemesis. Classic. And that podcast episode aired three days before the high school reunion. So I had a little bit of anxiety going

into my high school reunion, like, is he gonna be there? Is she gonna be there? Did they hear me just like pop off on them? Do they think that like I'm still like, obsessed? Fest. Like in love. Yeah. Yeah. And just like what's the interaction gonna be?

So I did some intel. I knew, as I said in that episode that my arch nemesis loves Snapchat. So I got back in the old Snapchat. I love how you are saying that you know your arch nemesis loves Snapchat. Again, for context, we are talking freshmen and sophomore. We're talking high school when this girl used Snapchat.

That would be like saying you and I love Snapchat. That's like saying, I love my space, okay? You're literally living in the olden age of something that you knew in high school. This woman could have gone through 10 different lives since then. But yeah, she loves Snapchat. Yeah, she did, because I logged right back into my Snapchat

and I checked her Snapchat story, which was active. And I confirmed she was not in the state of Pennsylvania. She was not going to be at the reunion. Boom, she's out. Only contender left, my high school ex. Is he going to be at the high school reunion? I'm actually really proud of you. And I feel like half of this is like the things

that I've taught you because you're so not a stalker. No. Like you're so not doing recon, but you so are getting in there for this. Oh, I love this, okay. So I am getting dressed and ready to go have my mom drop me off to meet my girlfriend. So humbling.

Yeah, to have my mom go drop me off to meet my girlfriend so we could like pregame for the high school reunion. And my mom's a ride or die. My mom's a homie. She puts me on her back. She wants to be one with the girl. Yeah. Like if she could have slept over with your friends, you know, she'd be up in there. If you invited her, she'd be there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So my mom, I'm getting ready to walk out the door. My mom goes, lair, lair, lair. We got movement. I'm like, what's going on, Karen? Just for context, her mom has a Southern accent.

And I go over and she's like, lair, bleep. That's my high school ex-boyfriend. Just watched my Instagram story. Do you know what this means, lair? No. It's so good, Lauren. He's so in love with you. No, no, no.

OK, so first of all, this is like the one thing that you did tell me on break, He's so good Lauren, he's so in love with you. No, no, no. Okay, so first of all, this is like the one thing that you did tell me on break cause we were like, save it for the podcast, save it for the podcast. And then when you told me that- I think I texted, you and Matt texted me and I said, he watched my mom's Instagram story.

He's trying to fuck tonight. Not only is he trying to fuck tonight, he literally thinks you're soulmates and is obsessed with you. I'm sorry and I'm sorry if he sees this, but you can't fucking tell me. We are 30 years old and your high school ex boyfriend who you do not speak to, you guys aren't like friends.

No, I haven't, I have not made contact with him in probably like nine years. Nine years. Is viewing your mother's Instagram story. And to top it off, I was like, mom, cause she keeps tabs. She knows who's viewing every story. Oh yeah, cause she's got like 10 views.

Yeah. And like mom, is he a regular or is this a new view? And she's like, new view layer, new view. Can you imagine, everybody close your eyes right now. Can you imagine you have not talked to your high school boyfriend in fucking 10 years and you're going to your high school reunion and your fucking mother alerts you

that this mother fucking creeper is viewing her story. First of all, that is fucking insane. Second of all- Oh, I just close my eyes, I'm like, mm-hmm. Second of all, all that's telling me is he's trying to see if you are in town and you're going to the high school fucking reunion because what the fuck else is he doing

creeping around the corner in December? Mm-hmm, okay, so then, now I get to the pregame and me and the girls are like hyping it up. I'm like, oh my God, he's gonna be there. I'm gonna see him for the first time in nine years. Like, do you think he's mad at me? Do you think he watched the podcast? Is he about to confront me?

Like, if he confronts me, like, what do I say? Like, actually, do you think there's gonna be like, just like this, like, fuck you, and then grab me and make out with me? Sexual tension. We're just, we're running all the scenarios in our heads. So fun, so fun. So we get to the high school reunion and we get there 30 minutes late because we're cool. Of course. And then can't be early.

No. And so now we're like an hour and a half into the high school reunion and me and my friends are kind of like keeping tabs on the door. Like, is he here? Is he going to walk in? Is he going to walk in? And also at that point, also it's not like you're obsessed because obviously he's obsessed, but like I'm like trying to clear your name before you like fuck yourself here. But I do wanna say- It was just like a bit that we were all-

It's so fun. It was just like a bit that we were all like running in our heads. Like what is gonna happen? No, it's so fun. Cause what the fuck else are you waiting for? Nothing, yeah. Like, oh hi, Patricia.

Like how's your- Where do you live now? Like insurance job. Like no, you wanna see your first, like- I just wanna- You wanna see your fucking high school love. Yeah. Okay, come on.

Okay, so an hour and a half, I'm like, I grabbed my friend and I'm like, let's just go ask the woman working the door, like is his name on the guest list? Like, let's just go ask, is his name on the guest list? So we walk up- Cause you had to RSVP? You had to RSVP and like pay so that like you have like a wristband for the open bar.

Oh my God. Yeah, it's an open bar. So imagine where I'm at here. What do I go this way? Yeah, you're probably like 19 drinks deep and on an edible like, hello ma'am. So we go up to the woman working the door who has the list and like who RSVP'd and paid.

And I'm like, is his name on the list? And she's like, no, we in this girl make eye contact. And I know she's daddy gang. And I know we're vibing on like a different frequency. So I'm like, again, open bar, keep in mind, Lauren thinks that she's vibing with this door woman and Lauren thinks this woman is daddy gang this woman could be like so unaware and is like what is wrong with

this girl she's a staring problem but okay yeah she's daddy gang she's an ally yeah she's she's an ally no oh no she's an ally listen up okay buckle up okay so I look at her and I say, I need your help. I'm about to maybe have a fated run-in with my high school boyfriend. And like, I need to like crank it up a little bit. Did you say a fated run-in? Fated, like fate, like a fated.

Is that a saying? Nope. I love it, a fated run-in. I thought you like said fated, like I'm fated on this fucking juice girl. I thought you like said faded, like I'm faded on this fucking juice girl. I've had a couple with these, I'm throwing it back. Okay. So I'm like, I'm gonna, are you down?

I'm gonna give you his number. You're gonna call him and say, hey, this is Karen. I'm working the door at blah, blah, blah bar. Someone actually paid for your wristband. Are you, when you gonna be here to pick it up? You think he's that dead broke that he'll come? The only reason he's not coming is because of the $15 wristband.

It was 50 and maybe he was just in the area, out in Philly, didn't know if he wanted to stop by, but if the bartender or the door woman is calling him to say someone wants you here so bad that they paid for your wristband. Just stop by for a free open bar. Like, fuck it, let's go. Right?

Yeah, fair. I would do, I'd be like, ooh. He doesn't answer. She leaves a voicemail. And- What does she say? Exactly what I told her to. I'm picturing you like seconds away from grabbing the phone

being like, it's me, baby. You're like holding yourself back all your fucking free wills. Like don't grab the phone, don't grab the phone. Well, he didn't answer and it went to voicemail and I never heard from him or never saw him. So you're exposing yourself right now on call her daddy to millions of people

that you are in fact the girl that had Karen from the bar call him and try to get him and lure him to the bar so you could see him. I wasn't trying to see him to hook up with him or anything like that. What were you looking for Lauren? A little rendezvous just a little like... Fair because at least he's not gay and we know that. Lauren and we... A little like...

That fucking sucks though that like I actually... I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,'t want him. I don't. Then what are we doing? It's, no, you just want. I just wanted to stir the pot a little bit. No, you want him to want you. No, I don't want him.

So that you can pull back and then you could be like, ew, I don't want you anymore. That's so high school. But you want him to come to you so then you can fucking bounce. I don't know what I want. Who has she become? It is crazy.

Like, I don't know if anyone feels this way, but no matter how far away you get from your hometown, it's the saying of like, you can take a bitch out of Philly, but you can't take the Philly out of a bitch or whatever the fuck the saying is. Okay. Oh, also people got so mad at me when I was like, I will always be Philly. They're like, you're from the fucking suburbs, cunt. I was like, okay, first of all, fuck off. It's not the same thing. But you know what I'm saying. We went to Philly every fucking day. Second of all, it's weird how no matter where you go in life

stirs up those emotions of when you're like an adolescent. Because remember, did I tell you that my- I think I was regressing. You're fake. No, did I tell you that my ex-boyfriend randomly texted me a picture of the Look At Me Now song by Chris Brown out of the blue and just texted that to me. When?

In November. Oh. And just like a picture of like, look at me now. And I couldn't tell if he was saying like. Look at you or look at him. Exactly, I couldn't tell. Like, who are we looking at? Look at you?

I think it makes, like, I don't know what he's up to, but like, look at you kind of makes sense. I was thinking that, but it says look at me. Like, I couldn't tell. So I just didn't answer. Cause I was like, I'm not sure. You're also married. Yeah, yeah. It was just like was like, I'm not sure. You're also married. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like a little.

I'm not married. You know, you're looking for a- I'm single. You're looking to get fingered. If you didn't know. Okay. So you had like, you, wait, did you have any, I'm blowing up your spot. I forgot you told me.

What? You had a make out though. Yeah. Rewind and zoom in on her face when she just said, yeah, oh, who are you? I'm upset. You had a make out. I had a make out, but not with my high school boyfriend.

No, with a different man. Okay, now that we are in our era of you are single, we do not want you to end up with a gay man. Although we are allies, we wanna keep our gays and our girls, and then we wanna keep the dicks that we wanna suck and fuck over here for you to marry. I have a little game on my phone

that if anyone is single, or even if you're fucking married or in a relationship, I don't give a shit, just play with us, because this is gonna be fun. So I have a game for Lauren, and basically I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want to know if you would swipe right or left. I don't know right or left. I don't know is right good left bad. I don't know. So just say yes or no. Yes or no. Yes or no. Okay

ready? We're gonna start easy. Okay. Hopefully he has multiple mirror selfies on his profile. Multiple? Absolutely not. Like maybe, maybe I could let one slide but like context matters. Okay, like what context would you be okay? Can you imagine Matt taking a mirror selfie? Like mirror selfie? Like if you're like stunting and posing. No. No.

Okay, let's try to think of what is, what would be okay. I feel like a man mirror selfie. Like maybe if like you're wearing like a really funny costume for like a theme, something you're just like snapping it like, ha funny costumes. This is gonna- Maybe if you're wearing a really funny costume for a theme something, you're just snapping it like, huh, funny costume. Yes, I was thinking the same thing,

although a really random image came to my mind. He's outside at a cabin, and there's a mirror outdoor, and he's with his friends drinking beer. Well, that may be too frappro. No, wait, okay. I- No, no. I take all of that back. I was thinking-

Because imagine- It has to feel like he was in a moment. Yeah, spur the moment quick, like, I'm at a sporting stadium. Yeah, but not in the bathroom. Not in the bathroom. It has to be like, yeah, like- Maybe he's walking by a mirror

and someone snaps it up him. But that's still frat bro energy. Yeah. No, I think you're right. The energy would be like, if they're in a costume, is that also frat boy energy? I, it has, again, if he's like- If, okay, once-

Context around it. Context is really important. If there's multiple, absolutely not. One mirror selfie and the context has to make sense. We're struggling to find the context of the mirror selfie that would be like acceptable. But if you find it. Send it in.

Everyone comment down below. When is it acceptable for a man to take a mirror selfie? Cause I'm struggling. I don't know when that's the right time. I'm struggling. Okay. His first photo is shirtless. Absolutely no. It's unacceptable photo is shirtless. Absolutely no.

It's unacceptable. One shirtless photo? The only context that a shirtless photo would be... You're really far away. Like I don't want to be able to see any lines. Like you need to be far away where like you're just trying to show me more that like you go to beaches and like you go on vacations, but you're not trying to show me your body. You're more trying to show me the scenery

and you being shirtless is a byproduct of the scenery, but you're not trying to get up in there and like I shouldn't be able to see any crevices because you should be that far away from the camera. And if we can see crevices that far away from the camera, when obviously to know that like you have a nice body, but I agree it should not be like. Your body's not the focus, the scenery.

You know what could be cool is if he was like on a hike with people and his shirt. And he just summited a mountain and he's so excited that he just summited a mountain. So he rips his shirt off and he's on top of the mountain. Yes, no, he has his shirt almost like around his neck. Around his shoulders. His shoulders or his neck and he's so hot

and he's sweaty so he took his shirt off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's doing one of those like, when men do this, what does this think? Do you know what they do this to the, they're like pointing to the person next this think? Do you know what, when they do this to the, they're like pointing to the person next to them. Do you know what I'm talking about? Boys do that, shut the fuck up.

But no, I think it's around their neck. Yeah. Okay, all of his, no, all of his prompts are knock knock jokes, no. Oh, I will talk about prompts though. Okay, talk to me about prompts. Cause you haven't been on the apps in a little bit. No.

So like prompts are- Are huge. Prompts are huge on Hinge. Like I feel,'t been on the apps in a little bit. No. So like prompts are huge. Prompts are huge on Hinge. Like I feel or like all the apps. I don't know. But Hinge specifically. And I am proud of my prompts. Oh, do you want to? Is that you being like, ask me about my prompts.

What's going on with your prompts, Lauren? What's going on with your promise, Lauren? Okay. So one of my prompts that gets the most traction is it's let's debate this topic. The top sheet is useless. I fucking remember when you were telling me about this, but then you started lingering too long on the fucking top sheet conversation. This is what I was gonna say.

Okay, so now when everyone slides in, they're all going for the top sheet convo. So now I have like 20 conversations going ham about whether or not you use a top sheet. Like I can like, oh, I feel so much freer since I got rid of the top sheet. Oh, I'm bold, I got rid of the top sheet. Right, like you now, you almost have prompts to go with

once they start the conversation around the problem. I can give you five top sheet jokes right off the top sheet. Like- You almost have prompts to go with once they start the conversation around the prompts. I can give you five top sheet jokes right off the top of my head. You can just kind of black out and then eventually you wanna transition the conversation. Yes, because the danger is, I can't go on a date with someone when all we've talked about is

whether you have a top sheet or not on your bed. And when Lauren showed me one of her dating app conversations, I was like, babe, I'm scrolling and we're still on the fucking top sheet, which is where you really have to be careful. Like I think something that my advice for dating apps that I gave to you was, and I used to do this a lot, was I can be sarcastic.

Like I think that was one of my like flirty- Like banter. Yeah, banter. And like I used to do that all the time. The problem is if you don't get out of that zone somewhat in the beginning days of speaking. Before the actual date. Before the actual date.

I find it very hard to transition your relationship out of the banter stage to being like sweet and romantic and like- Not shitting on each other. Yeah, yeah, because I remember it was the Canadian and it was this Canadian hockey player that I used to hook up with. And we were both Leos,

which was just a fucking disaster in general. But I remember every single fucking time I was with him, we were constantly trying to one up each other and we were constantly just bantering. And if you were at a dinner with us, like we would go to a lot of group things and people were like, you two are so fucking insane together. It's hilarious to watch.

But I was also like, I also want you to like cuddle me. And then you end the date and you're like, wait, I know nothing about you. It's almost like a competition if you can keep the banter going and it gets exhausting. And I find that you almost regret that you never were just like normal, sweet conversations. And then you can, so be careful, Daddy Gang,

that you don't get stuck in the banter phase, because as fun as it is to find something that you're like, okay, this person can fucking banter. Eventually you're gonna run out of like leg room to be like, it's now would be weird for us to have a romantic loving moment because we're so joking with each other. Okay, good to know.

Okay, next, your ex is in one of his pictures. I'm in a little bit of a destructive mode right now. What is going on with you? I don't know. So like, I would probably just like, Go for it? No, no, I wouldn't. You were about to say some,

go ahead, say what you were gonna say. No, because like, no. How long do you have to wait? To fuck his friend? Yeah, I think it has to be like a year and a half. That's murky territory. I thought you were gonna say that's murder. No, I feel like,

cause what if it's like, you know love stories. Like if you go to fuck a guy that your ex is friends with, again, if it's his best fucking friend, that's just, that's mean. Cause it's also kind of weird in hindsight. Like if his best friend would fuck you, then I don't like what that says about him and his morals. But if it was a guy in his friend group

that he was always just kind of around, but you guys never hung out, but like, then you... I think you'd have to be like, am I doing this to like get closer to him and have like a little bit like one leg into like a circle of his life? Am I doing this? Cause I hope he's gonna hear about it.

Oh yeah. Or is it like you move to a new city and you see a friend that was his friend and you're- New city, that's safe. Or you also have to check with yourself, depending on the way that you broke up with your exes. Like, are you also leaning into it for the familiarity that's just like comforting to you?

Or do you like actually like this guy to like this guy? Okay, so there's a lot of dynamics that play here. Interesting, Dottie gang, write into us if this has happened to you. He's 6'11". Oh yeah, baby. What? 6'11", how tall is that actually?

Can we talk about that for a second? 6', Lauren, 6'11". Can you like give me an- If you were doing 69, your fucking, your fucking face would be at his nipple. How tall do you, like, what do you think is a six, like what is- Lauren, Matt is six, three.

Oh. No, no, I actually think six, 11. Are there six, 11 people? Lauren, have you ever watched the NBA? There's six, 11? Yes, there's seven feet. Wait, let me Google how, let me Google average NBA player height.

Lauren, seven feet. Really? Not average maybe but I think Google it. Okay. From what I understand a lot of like the crew boys in at BU were really tall and I just remember I've never hooked up with someone that tall but I remember my friends always saying oh my god sex is so hard because also if you're riding on top and you're looking at him, you go to kiss him. It's like your head would fall down and you just hit like nipple. You can't even reach up to him. The proportions are off.

Tell me. The average height of an NBA player is six foot, six and a half inches. Is that true? That's what AI Google is saying. And how tall is Matt? 6'3". Although it says he's shorter on the line and it really upsets him. The business can wait for two seconds. What is the average height of an NBA player? Like what's the average? I mean, Google it, but I would probably say 6'5". 6'4". 6. Really? And, but there are people that are six, 11. Yes, but then there's people who are six, one.

So like maybe six, five is six, six is probably the average. But there are men that are seven foot in the NBA. There's men that are seven, three. Thank you. Love you. Oh, but listen, I'm telling you. You're gonna see us next week court side. Lauren's like, I want him throwing me around.

But do you understand what I'm saying? Logistic, I love how we're saying it's too tall, but listen to me, think about it. You are riding a man. I love what we're doing like science. You are riding this man. No, we need him to be longer. This is him.

You are riding this man. You're riding this man. Okay, here, ding, ding, ding. You go to kiss him and his head is here. But think about that. You can't reach him. So you can't make out when you're riding him. You- That's a big knock. So dog, well, I guess it depends the make out when you're riding him. You-

That's a big knock. So dog, well, I guess it depends the intimacy level if you're just trying to fuck. But do you understand what I'm saying? You can't 69. You're so far away when you're sucking his dick that you can't really like make eye contact. He's so, he's like a mile away.

But like, I think there's definitely positives to date. Does anyone, is anyone in a relationship with a man that's seven foot? Let us know. Six, 11. And I don't want to discriminate. I'm just saying for you, I can tell with you, I think you want big, but I don't know if you want that big.

But if it's love. Okay, okay. Next question. What the fuck was my question? Oh, six, 11. It's a good question, it's a good question. Ooh, he's doing a baby voice in his voice prompt. Whenever there's a voice prompt on a dating app,

I don't listen, because I know I'll immediately get the ick. I think that it's the worst fucking thing that they did to that app. What does a man doing a baby voice even sound like? I don't know, but I know that men do it, and I actually think, ladies, I know it's probably like feels counterintuitive, but I actually genuinely believe, I remember when I was looking at your hinge, and I was like, do, I know it's probably like feels counterintuitive, but I actually genuinely believe,

I remember when I was looking at your hinge and I was like, do not click on that. Don't click on their voice prompts because if they have one, they're probably trying to do something funny and they don't understand like, it's gonna give you the ick. And maybe he is like a good guy,

but he's like trying. Maybe he's a standup comedian, but like save it for the stage. He's vegan. That's like, that's not a deal breaker, but that's a big inconvenience. Yeah, like, come on, like I wanna go have- Steak.

Yeah, exactly. And sushi. Okay, oh, his frat Greek letters are in his bio and he's 30 years old. In the bio, get the fuck out of here. If you even bring up what fraternity you were in on our first date, also like- Get the fuck out of here.

I agree. He's hot but his outfits are horrible. I think it's okay. Like there's room to grow. Yeah. But I also would have to like meet him in person because maybe he's like. Some men are resistant to change. I couldn't have a guy that actually looks to the point

where I'm like, we're going on a date night and I'm just like never getting turned on. Yeah. Okay, fair. I think that's it. Yeah. I feel like we did it. Yeah.

Okay, so I think this is a fun game, you guys, that Lauren and I are just trying to figure out who is Lauren going to end up with. And we're all- We're in no rush. We're in no rush. And I feel like we're all very invested in this journey of yours.

And I think people are really enjoying it. The last couple episodes that we've done, I feel like people're all very invested in this journey of yours. And I think people are really enjoying it. Like the last couple episodes that we've done, I feel like people are really enjoying the conversation around you being single, getting out of a relationship at 30, like you shared with us and like, you're so young and you have so much opportunity. And I like that you're kind of like dipping in

and doing dates when you're in the mood. And then you're kind of going on little hiatus. And I think that is a great, that's a great strategy. Like don't force yourself, like don't feel bad if you haven't gone on dates in a couple months, Daddy Gang. Like maybe you're just not ready and you're probably, like your body is probably telling you like,

baby, you need to focus on yourself a little bit more. Maybe you want to focus on work right now. Like don't get mad at yourself if you go in flux of like going on a bunch of dates and then stopping. I think that's normal, right? Oh yeah, that's next time we podcast. Oh. You know, I'm inviting myself back.

Yeah, come back. You're always here. Next time we podcast, we can debate the fact that I do not agree with my therapist. Yes, let's finish with this. My therapist told me that, because I don't want a relationship right now. And she was like, well, why are you going that, because I don't want a relationship right now. And she was like, well, why are you going on dates

if you don't want a relationship? So you out there ponder on that. Do you agree that Lauren should not be dating if she doesn't want a relationship? Or do you think it's completely fine that Lauren is going on dates, but she doesn't want a relationship? We will leave you with that,

with that big, big, big question mark. And we are gonna go have wine and watch football with Matt so God bless and thank you guys so much for listening to another lovely episode of call her daddy And you know the drill I will see you fuckers next Wednesday. Goodbye Thanks for watching guys!