Call Her Daddy - Happy New Year

Episode Date: January 1, 2020

2020 is the year for the Daddy Gang.... 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy new year new me i will fucking you're already pissing me off daddy gang we're back at it again but not really but not really not really Guys We're actually We're pre-recording this We're not with each other right now Sophia's in Bora Bora right now Oh And I'm on some dick

Somewhere in the United States I haven't I don't know when we're recording What's better? I honestly don't know Bora Bora like Coming on a dick I don't know

So guys This episode We are doing a One of our favorites We're gonna release for you guys Right episode, we are doing a, one of our favorites we're going to release for you guys right now. Again, we're on a little hiatus. We needed this. We really needed this.

Yeah. Before we kick it off for the actual real 2020, we need you bitches to be fully caught up on every episode because this next episode that we're going to release, the daddy gang is getting elevated. It's changing. It's about to get a little fucking wild. We are those teachers that we teach the night class and like we're going the full three hours.

You know what I mean? Like, you know, when you go to night class and like you're hoping that like they'll end it early because it's like heading towards 9 p.m. And that teacher that's like, oh, you'll be released at 9 p.m. 9 p.m. We have released and released brand new content every single week, week after week. So that's 60 something episodes and almost a new sex move in every single one. So each of you should be ready to perform 60 motherfucking sex moves on 60 motherfucking

dick and 60 vaginas and i don't know if all of you are there yet right now it's syllabus week for 2020 you're gonna kick back you're gonna catch up on all the old material so can we tell them i'm pretty positive there is gonna be a little thing i like to call a live show live show i think some live shows are gonna start happening there's been a year of full great fun content but sophia and i are behind these microphones we're ready to fucking get hammered with the daddy game yes and i know we've said in the past but it was very premature and like we didn't really know what the fuck we were doing and now officially we are moving into a new year. We're grown. We're grown as women now. And we're ready to fucking meet you guys.

Yes. So that's like one of our most, I think, exciting things to look forward to in the new year. So for now, you guys, listen, this is, again, one of our most favorite episodes we've ever done. And we will be back with some brand new spanking shit next week. Go buy new notebooks, new pencils, a little backpack. It's a new year. New year, new us year new us oh fucking day you are a freshman now you're a fucking senior and you're about to tear that college up or that high school or whatever the fuck or whatever stage okay we love you guys happy fucking new year daddies we love you we will see you officially next week all right it's us it is

it's you and it's me it's me it's the fathers back at it again for another episode guys um you guys love when we bring up our little encounters with the homeless population of New York. Gotta love it. We were walking home and I saw quite the scene. We were walking home and for those of you that live in New York or like a major city or for those of you that don't, they have like this area in between like the outside and then the inside of the bank. Yeah. So it was a chase bank and where the atms are it's like this little closed off section so you can't get like murdered right exactly so if you're going to use the atm it's not just you're not completely outside and someone's going to come up behind you and slit your throat love that okay we're walking past and i noticed that it is like smoky in this

area because it's obviously all windows and i I'm like, what is going on? And there is this homeless guy sprawled out on his back, chilling, chilling, hot boxing, the fucking Chase Bank, literally a joint in his hand, hot boxing, the Chase Bank. I Alex didn't believe me. We walked past it. And Sophia was like, dude, there was just a homeless man in that Chase Bank blazing up. I'm like, shut the fuck up. She's like, no, no, I'm not kidding you.

I had to turn around. Yeah. Like the stoner I am. I'm like, what's this bitch up to? I turn around and I walk back and he is on his back, legs up against the window. Then he's just blowing O's out there. And I'm like this chase bank is going to smell like a marijuana plantation that shit is forever left without homeless man

stench not of the homeless man stench but of that weed right i mean like that's just the shit we see but imagine being a homeless person like that sounds like living a fucking speech vacation yeah he's he's got it made yeah and then we went walked home and we saw like a fucking beach vacation. Yeah, he's got it made. And then we walked home and we saw a couple people getting carried out on stretchers. Yeah, but there was someone screaming for fanities at us. You gotta love New York. Yeah. Let's talk about a favorite topic of mine, cheating.

Ooh. Guys, we get so much backlash for this topic. There's so many people that come crying to us like how can you guys like talk about cheating in that way it sounds like you guys condone cheating no we don't i know we like jokes so we're always like oh my god like if he um is doing this cheat on him if she doesn't come home at night cheat on her like it's like oh if he doesn't buy you an ice cream cheat like always our go-to is just like just cheat on them but we're obviously joking right like comedy podcast relax calm your tits obviously like i mean if you're horny it's not really cheating yeah of

course if you're horny and your significant other isn't around at the time obviously cheat that's fine yeah but like if you weren't even that horny then it's just fucked up right but like if you're horny obviously cheat guys we're fucking kidding people are in their cars people are dming us right now people are fucking they're typing away right now no okay so let's talk because you and i had been kind of talking about like what exactly do you consider cheating yeah and you would think it's so simple and it's not like it is not simple at all is it just like intercourse is it anything physical like i've had friends that are like oh like it was just an innocent makeout like i'm not going to be mad at him or her and i'm like yeah oh there are people that say like sex is cheating and then there are

that those people that are like oh my god he followed and liked a girl's picture on Instagram right he's cheating right so there's just like a very wide range of what constitutes as cheating and I want to talk about it well that's just like the physical aspect of it like there's a whole like emotional aspect of it oh okay i feel like you're what i have a good i have a good actual um well i don't want to consider emotional cheating because it's about me but it could be in some people's eyes considered but not you i know you wouldn't i would never do that so i when i was dating this guy and um my ex-boyfriend came to town and I went out for like a girl's night and I just really pulled one of those like drunk needed to see my ex moments okay which is fucked up because like I guess I mean I think I was still in love with my

ex that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship but okay no no it was just the relationship was fine it was very convenient that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship I think this is bad okay no no give me the benefit you're like I just was in love with someone else and no okay so I was so I was um i went out with my girlfriend pulled the classic like oh sorry babe like my phone's gonna die i'll see you at home yeah i lied to him and i ended up going to my ex-boyfriend's hotel room we did not have sex oh we didn't even make out you say hotel room and i'm like i know it does sound a little there was fucking sex going down no um i we didn't even have sex and we just sat there and we talked for a while and talked about our past and kind of like yeah shared that we had been like oh because

we had never said we loved each other all that like dumb mushy shit and then I went home to my dear beloved boyfriend and he like asked me like where the fuck were you like your phone was off I texted your friends because I think he kind of like knew something and sure and I was like no like you're crazy whatever and I just played it off and I took it to the grave and he never found out which he never I was about to say which he never will but here I am fucking telling it on a goddamn podcast and I I know his friend fucking loves himself. I was about to be like, take that to the grave, sister. And I'm like, oh, just kidding. We're in front of a microphone and this is going on iTunes tomorrow.

So, um, so yeah, that went down and I was like, damn, like, obviously I'm taking that to the grave, but like, is that considered cheating? Yeah. You know, Alex, call me old old school call me old school but i personally think that is a form of cheating not when you do it right like when you did it it's fine but like that's so funny how people are like that like my girlfriends if they cheat i'm like you know that probably wasn't the best thing to do but but like slay queen, slay queen, cheat queen. That's the motto this 2019.

Slay queen, cheat queen. Let's like go to brunch and like talk about it. Right. If a guy does it to one of my girlfriends or one of my guy friends, I will destroy you and your family and it's over. Chop up your dog into little pieces. But no, I agree with you. It is funny because we definitely give each other double standard okay so you think i cheated shut up shut up no i didn't no you did but if he did that to me that was fucking cheating oh my god if he

did that to you like i would make you break up with him and it would be the last time you saw him okay let me paint a picture for you love when you paint pictures there's a girl your girlfriend's at a party okay she's drunk she's in a relationship with a man but she's had a little bit to drink she's starting to get like a little bit frisky she makes out with one of her girlfriends at the party oh okay girl on girl girl is she bi no she's straight okay so she has a boyfriend and she goes to this party and makes out with another girl. Is that cheating? Okay. So the whole girl on girl thing, I personally don't think that that's cheating because I

feel like, I mean, think about yourself. I fucking made out with a girl in like high school. It's like, oh my God, I want to turn the guys on at the party. I think that. Which could maybe piss your boyfriend off. I know. Think about it. All of your exes. I it all of your exes I think

all of my exes would be okay with me making out with a girl mine too yeah but I know there are some guys but there are definitely guys that like they take it the same way as if like the girl had made out with another guy okay well let's turn around because we've always got to play both sides what if your boyfriend made out with a guy at a party drunkenly um that happened to me actually in high school wait what i swear to god i remember i was like at this party and i was sitting in this room and my gay best friend came in and he was like you don't even know what just happened what i'll just call him jake i almost said his name jake grabbed me underneath the stairs and like shoved his tongue down my throat and started making out with me.

And I was like, okay, fuck you, first of all, because you're supposed to be my best friend. Yeah, wait, no. And should I be concerned? Like, what's happening? So that did happen to me. Wait, so was he gay or was he bi? Did he come? My boyfriend at the time?

Yeah. I am, like, almost positive that he's gay, but I don't think he's like came out. That sucks that he couldn't just be open with you. Right. So let's take it. Maybe I turned him gay because I'm just fucking the worst at getting head. You're not just kidding. Or you're a fucking psychopath.

Yeah. Okay, well. Yeah. I terrified him. I actually want to just do. I love how you went right for the girl on girl. Why don't we just do a normal situation where, what would you do? Would you consider it cheating if your boyfriend went to a party, got super drunk, made out

with a girl and ended up was like, babe, I fucked up. I made out with a girl at a party. It meant nothing. Do you consider that cheating? I do consider it cheating. I don't. I can already see you over there. You're like, if I do that, that's not cheating.

What if he did that? I can have sex with someone like if I do that that's not cheating but if he did I can have sex with someone I'll be like you know what there was a condom so there was a barrier so it wasn't even cheating so I'm totally fine so leave me alone I don't have a condoms involved it doesn't count but I think if my boyfriend made out with a girl at a party I would consider it cheating but I think I would maybe be able to forgive him. Not if you're ever going to date me in the future. Don't think you can just go to a fucking party and stick your tongue down a girl's throat. See, I shouldn't have said that. This is why having a boyfriend is going to be...

Well, we're never getting married, so just relax. No, I agree. I do think that that's cheating. Okay, I would take it to the fucking grave if i made out with a dude at a bar it meant nothing you guys this this is where some people get upset and this might be an unpopular opinion but if you cheated do not tell your significant other are we the only podcast in the world that says that probably but i don't care like fucking keep it to yourself okay i think there's a there's a specific um way to put it though i think that if you cheat once

and it is a drunken makeout and like like you have a fucking family with this person or if you've been together for so long and it meant nothing and it was like you genuinely fucked up people fuck up people make mistakes yeah i think you take that to the grave if though this is a consistent ongoing thing yeah if you're cheating on someone fine fucking be cheating on someone but let the person fucking go and don't try to have your cake and eat it too and keep that person around because that's fucked up that yeah that's i this is the first time call her daddy's ever being like you can't do that but I think you let that person go because then you're actually fucking with someone else's life. Be a fuck boy and be a fuck girl. But just don't make that person think you're not cheating.

And again, we're not saying go out and cheat. But we are just saying like if you make a mistake. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Keep it in your soul. Yeah. I hate when people are like i have a guilty is there something wrong with us i don't have a guilty conscience when i did that and i'm like

it's water under the bridge as far as we're all wait wait to myself you're like it's gonna be fine wait can i ask you um we forgot to bring up because this is a good one i've had this happen to me do you think sexting and sending nudes is considered cheating if they never acted on it if they were only sexting and they were sending nudes again obviously if we did it it's not cheating but if a boy did it right i kind of feel like it's cheating i do too i feel like god alex our morals are what's happening outstanding oh my god we really have an amazing moral compass wait do you think that nudes are more cheating than sexting or the other way around nudes yeah nudes because you are like

full-blown sharing you are like exposing yourself your genitalia one of the most intimate ways you can no you're right we are giving people trust issues like seriously everyone's like so everyone's cheating like the girls that are like he would never cheat on me that punch to the head that pisses me off so much like when girls are like oh my man would never cheat because he knows i would kill him i'm sorry do you have a criminal background do you own a gun do you have a gun license like no this guy isn't not cheating on you because he thinks you're gonna kill him dude that one is so bad it's when girls act so ignorant like yes he would never mine would never yeah like it's just it's

not possible when i go into a relationship you go in giving that person a hundred percent trust but you're not the idiot that sits there saying never in my wildest dreams could this guy possibly do something like that to me. I keep saying guys, girls, I think in this day and age, they probably do it just as much as guys. Totally. I think. Well, look at the two people that have this goddamn podcast. Listen to episode like four and one, two, three. You tell your best cheating story in two. Everyone go listen to episode two if you haven't heard it. Sophia breaks down her cheating story.

No, but I agree with you. I think you could get struck by a lightning, bitch. You can get fucking cheated on. I remember being in high school and I got cheated on and it rocked my fucking world. I don't know why that just made me laugh. I'm laughing at you guys. Fucking karma's a bitch i'm sorry no but i it like rocked my fucking world like i remember being like

16 or 17 and being like i don't think i can go on you know because when you're that age and it's just like in hindsight relax sweetie your whole life i would like to ask the daddy gang if because you just mentioned high school. I don't know if you guys would be at all interested in Sophia and I talking about our high school and college days and getting to know that part of our life. Let us know right into our Instagram or DMs. Maybe the most ratchet story is that. Okay. I want to move on to a big thing I've seen in our um dms that is like an actual fucking brilliant

movement i don't know the first person that did it but i want to shout them out because milf hunter also is doing it dating apps okay yeah everyone is writing into us being like what the hell do i put in my bio guys without tooting our own fucking horn over here yeah put call her daddy in your tinder bumble grinder whatever bio and hear us out hear us out yeah it's not just us being like oh throw call her daddy on there no fuck that tell me that that is not the best conversation starter dude having call her daddy in your bio initially gives you two things one if the person doesn't know about the podcast call her daddy is a very interesting term so immediately a girl or a guy is going to be like what is that if a girl sees that in a guy's bio

i would be like wait call her daddy wait who is this guy and then vice versa for a girl it's like oh shit this girl's a boss that's good And if the other person knows about the podcast. Knows about it. It's like a done deal. Match me. You will be inside of her and like, that's just it. And girls, you'll be getting the cooch gobbler combo. Right.

And you guys will already have so much to talk about. Exactly. If you share that. Exactly. So it's a conversation starter if they don't listen to it or if they do listen, it is a huge conversation starter if they don't listen to it or if they do listen, it is a huge conversation starter too. So I think every single Daddy Gang member in every single dating app that you're on in your bio, you could even just do like hashtag call her daddy.

Yeah. As simple as that. I like that. That starts a conversation. It catches someone's eye. It's different. And automatically you on your own right different, and automatically you, on your own right, when they message you, you have a go-to.

You'll say, hey, did you see my bio? If they don't mention it, you mention your bio. Totally. Hey, did you see that? Do you listen to that podcast? Yeah. And then you start. I totally agree.

And it's an easy way to just segue right into fucking. Talking about dating apps. Yes. So I need to mention this. Okay. Over the break, I was hanging out with one of my gay friends love and he told me that he was on grinder and was messaging the phrase degrade me stop so if you listen to episode one you know that degrade me is near and dear to my heart yes and he was sending it out

and he said he had like a 90 success rate with that thing that makes me so happy which is so funny because it was a drunken mistake and now it's just like it's a goddamn let's fucking do it that is amazing so so everyone oh my god right everyone we know we have a huge gay community that listens okay guys put that in your fucking bio let's go call her daddy um here's another topic i wanted to bring up because people on dating apps have been asking us okay so we match on the dating app and we've been talking and then we segue to texting so now they're on texting terms people are asking when is the appropriate time to follow the other person on instagram yeah if they don't be like hey let's follow each other because there's a lot of guys that are like i ended up following her and she

didn't notice or they're like did i do it too soon right this is my take on it apps are all different forms of flirting at this point yeah people get laid off of fucking instagram i've gotten laid off of instagram you have it's just what it is so i think if you matched on a dating app and you guys are texting you should leave if you can following each other on instagram leave it leave it for a little bit don't go and follow them yeah there are so many people that jump the gun and they like you match and then you go follow them it's like no no and you don't want to come off like too intense no and and the best thing is is literally you following each other on instagram is now another part of your relationship as crazy as that sounds because you're gonna start

dm each other memes and you're gonna start sending each other pictures etc through instagram dm which and i know i'm a psycho with red receipts if you know dms have red receipts on them so that is another way you can also play the game exactly and i know it sounds crazy but you guys should be if anything hold off on following the other person on instagram i think for as long as you kind of can. Yeah. Because then it brings another dimension to the relationship. I totally agree. What about this? What?

I'm interested to hear what you say about this one. Oh, God. We've had a lot of girls asking, so I matched with him on a dating app. We're texting. We've never met in person yet. When is the appropriate time to send nudes and sex? second his phone number is entered into your phone no no um this is my take on it okay i think there's two situations so if say you say the person lives in new york like you and I match with someone in New York yeah I would never ever send nudes or sex them before I meet them no I want to get taken out on a date yeah me

hang out go to parties etc of course if you it's a long distance thing long distance if the person lives in LA and you're texting and everything and you know it's gonna be a while before you guys see each other in person like you're planning a meetup you want the person to come fly and everything. And you know it's going to be a while before you guys see each other in person. Like you're planning a meetup. You want the person to come fly and see you or you go there. Yeah. I think it's so much better to test out the waters, send a goddamn nude,

sext a little bit, and see if you have any type of chemistry. I agree. Girls, Sophia and I have been looking on Instagram a little bit, and listen, we can all have our slutty moments. In college,

I dress like a goddamn fucking slut. But I think you, we both both say you can't wear you can't show leg ass and tits out you can't do leg midriff yeah and you can't do cleavage yeah and a crop top and be showing most of your life because listen in college i was always like well, I want them to know I have nice tits and a nice ass. Uh-huh. Oh. Oh.

The shit that I wore in college. No, your pictures. Yeah. Was like a Forever 21, two sizes too small tube dress that would like disintegrate on my body. And then it ended up as just a shirt and your ass was out. No, I think girls, listen, just try to keep it like one thing is showing. Yeah.

Because it is. You can't do all three. You can't. Just pick one. Leave a little to the imagination. As I get older, I'm turning into a grandma more and more. Yeah, you are. I'm like, you.

Turtle neck for the win. Let's talk about dick. You thought I'd never bring it up, right? Uh-huh. Alex, I was waiting for the day that you would talk about sucking a dick and here we are who knew this day would come who knew i never talk about that so okay guys i was reminiscing about the gluck gluck because listen how can you not it's a brilliant it's fucking change lives it actually has a joke which is dope as shit so i mean the testimonials of girls that write in and are like i gave my man the gluck gluck 9 000

and it literally changed his life there are so many girls that said i've never gotten my boyfriend to come from head before and i gave him the gluck gluck and he literally came in like 30 seconds alex please don't tell me that there's about to be a gluck gluck 10,000 because I just don't think I have it in me. No, the next drop is the Cooper special, but we've got to get like 1 million subscribers or something and then I'll drop it. That's literally what it's going to take. 1 million.

Well, that's not going to happen. So I guess you'll never find out what the Cooper special is. No, but there is something I'm going to bring up in the next couple episodes called the lollipop pop and I want to bring it up, but I is something I'm going to bring up in the next couple episodes called the lollipop pop. And I want to bring it up, but I'm not going to do it today. Sophia's face is like, she's like threw her head back. Okay. Anyways.

So we've given you guys the best way to suck dick. If you guys haven't heard that episode, it's episode three. This is what I have to say though. We've talked about the main necessities of the gluck gluck. Now I want to talk about kind of like the before, the buildup of blowjobs. Guys, I've said it once and I'll say it again. Guys will literally let you give them head at any time. They're animals.

At any time. Driving, grocery shopping. It could be fucking zombie apocalypse up in this bitch. Your kids recital. Your kids recital. You get down on the ground so but there are specific moments that you can give your man a blow job that will stand out in his mind that will make it to the group chat with all the boys if we could only be so lucky

i hope and pray i make it to that group chat. Well, yeah, I think I have. So I think girls forget how much guys love blowjobs. Like I know they know the guys love them, but I don't think girls are capitalizing on this. I agree. If you want a guy to fall in love with you, God, suck a dick. Oh, Kate. That may have been maybe the worst. I know.

Fuck. Most unhealthy advice. But listen, like I said in episode three, if you are not sucking your man's dick, that's fine. 100% your decision, that's fine. But if you are not sucking your man's dick, someone else is. Boom. So get on the dick. All right. So I want to talk about my favorite way to surprise a guy with a blowjob this has to do with and this is like a classic but I just again guys a lot of you may do this but I just want to help everyone out there so the morning and middle of night blowjob is something near and dear to my heart the what the morning and and middle of the night blowjob. Oh, my God. Okay. Guys die.

Die. So I have a specific instance that I was dating a guy and it was the middle of the night. We had already had sex like a couple times the night before. We were exhausted and he was dead asleep. And, you know, I was just feeling in a goddamn giving mood. Savage mood. And I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. And I was like, you know what would make my man really fucking happy?

Is if I give him a goddamn blowjob. So I get underneath the sheets. And I just, you know, wake him up a little bit. Cooper style. And, guys, he was so tired and out of it he wasn't saying no but he was like babe babe like oh my god and I literally look at him and I push him down because he kind of like leaned forward and I pushed him down and I was like you're gonna just lay there don't worry close your eyes I'm gonna do all the work I'm pretty sure every guy listening to this is like I am

going ring shopping right after this episode that is what okay girls you have to understand there is something in a guy too obviously guys like like morning sex some don't but they can be tired at times i said guys love blowjobs at all times but they can be tired but they're like hold on i need a minute if you tell them like baby babe don't worry right relax they don't have to pull your hair back. They don't have to look at you. Just literally lay there with your fucking eyes closed. Let me do work. Let me go to work, babe.

That sounds so amazing. It's charity work over here. It is. So, girls, I want you, if you're trying to think of ways to spice things up with your man, you know, wake yourself up in the middle of the night, set a fucking timer, I don't know what it is, and just literally go down on your man and suck him hard and get him up there. I get this because for the most part, I mean, maybe this is like a generalization, but guys are usually the ones initiating sex, initiating stuff.

So just right away, just you initiating it is huge. And then you fucking surprising them when they least expect it. I'm surprised like he didn't come in your mouth the second it got on his dick. Well, that exactly. This is another one I want to bring up. I just have a couple examples. Sorry if I'm like going to go on a little bit of a Cooper rant about blowjobs. But I think I think people will be totally fine with it okay the second one is i really love to do this and it's a little bit of a tease but before i get into the teasing part i want to let everyone know call her daddy does not fucking endorse blue balls absolutely not we don't but i was gonna say i was gonna say unless they deserve it then give them a fucking sandpaper hand job fuck that bitch but we don't endorse it

if it's like unwarranted. So you're going to start by teasing him. You go into a hangout session and you verbally express to the guy like, hey, babe, like, I'm just so tired. Can we just hang out? Like kind of make it clear. You're just like you're not in the mood for sex. Like you're just really tired and verbally express that to him. You're exhausted. So the guy is like, OK, fuck me, whatever. I guess we're not going to fuck tonight, but whatever. We'll just watch a movie. We'll cuddle girls. This is a huge opportunity for you to get a guy to be fucking infatuated with you. Because if a guy gets in his mind that you're not fucking,

then all he can think about is fucking. Okay. That is some fucking manipulation. It is. And I'm fucking into it. You're down for it, right? Oh my God.

So this is what you do. You're say it's, it's a, you know, a cuddle session. You're down for it, right? Oh my God. So this is what you do. You're say it's, it's a, you know, a cuddle session. You're laying, you're watching movie, start rubbing like a little bit on his lower stomach, chest area. You've got your hand there and automatically, like I said, when you tell the guy, you're not, you're just tired, babe. He's going to be like, I know she's not trying to fuck. Because listen, guys, and MILF Hunter always says this. There are so many girls that talk a big game, but they will not actually go in for it. Oh, I want to fuck you like this. I'm going to do this to you.

And then you show up and it's like, okay, you talk a big game, but what the fuck? You never initiate sex. You're never trying to spice things up. So this is something that you make them think. Yeah, you're going to totally catch him off guard. So again, hand on the chest i would suggest i love this move use your pinky finger and your ring finger and kind of

slide it in between um their waistband yeah yeah and just kind of have it there and like just like a little tease but then a guy is naturally gonna be like okay fuck her now she's just teasing me and they're gonna get hard because you don't be afraid to graze a dick a little bit out of fucking nowhere. Girls, he's probably going to get hard. You are going to whip his dick out. He is going to be like, wait, what? And you are going to initiate it. Okay.

You're going to literally whip. Yes. Because when you have your hands kind of near there, your fingers are in his waist. He's his mind is going to be racing and then you're going to gently graze his dick and then you're eventually going to fucking whip it out. Okay? Right. The point of this is a guy is going to actually be like, this bitch is my bitch now. Because no guy is anticipating a girl to fucking whip this shit out.

Right. So girls, get after it. Go down. Suck his fucking dick and he'll and no i'm not kidding you um when milf hunter was telling me a girl did this the other the other day he was like i'm not kidding you if a girl pulls this she's instantly getting invited over again she is oh my god getting the call back wow if she initiates it he's like oh he said i am emotionally attached to a girl for at least a few hours if she pulls this shit at least a few hours at least wow okay sofia yes i talked

to you about this yeah and you said you don't do this yeah and i introduced you wow okay no but this is good because i think a lot of girls don't do this. And today I'm bringing you a new fucking thing because this shit needs to be happening. What is it? Girls, I talked to you about sucking dick and how every man loves it. Why are girls not incorporating sucking dick and having sex together? Right. Girls are like, I'll give them a blowjob or I'll start it. They're two separate entities. Or they're like, oh, I'll just do a blow job or i'll start it they're two

separate entities or they're like oh i'll just do foreplay and then we'll fuck no no no this is my favorite one okay i truly believe this is the heart stealer this is the soul snatching combo how to make a guy fall in love with you here we go it works every time so when you guys are fucking girls you at one point obviously you're ramping it up you're gonna be like don't stop oh my fucking god i feel all of you please keep fucking me just like that whatever you know something obviously to get his blood racing while you're fucking as you're kind of into your mid fuck i want every girl at some point to literally say oh my god you are making me so wet i want to taste how wet you make me okay so that's fucking hot fucking hot yeah immediately you're gonna

basically disengage from sex and you're gonna start sucking his dick and when i tell you you're gonna start sucking his dick you're not gonna be giving him regular head. Okay? Like, you are trying to literally suck the wet cum off of his dick. Like your own wet cum. Yes. Like, you are trying to get every last fucking drop. That shows that you are a nasty bitch. Nasty fucking bitch. I promise you he will be in shock trying to just comprehend what's happening.

Right. Okay? Girls, when you say that line, you make me so wet. I want to taste how wet you make me. miss you he will be in shock trying to just comprehend what's happening right okay girls when you say that line you make me so wet i want to taste how wet you make me a guy well he may come right there so fuck but that's a huge one guys because i'm gonna be pissed off if after this every after this episode every daddy gang female member is not sucking a dick mid-sex ladies when you're switching positions it is so important to okay for example say he gets up and he gets on the edge of the bed yeah to fuck you like doggy like you know how that's a great position the minute you're switching positions

you should suck his dick yeah i was gonna ask how long should you be doing it because it's like i feel like if you're in the middle of sex and then sometimes if you're sucking it and like it's it comes off like you're giving a blow job now and the sex is you don't want to do it to fruition exactly oh such a great question sophia speaking for the massive little student stop it stop um no no that's a great question so what you're gonna do ladies is say you're switching positions you are going to make eye contact with him as you're crawling to the other side of the bed to like go meet him for your next position make eye contact with him put your hand on his piece and literally basically do a quick a quick version of the gluck gluck like you're gonna

start sucking his dick eye contact ladies because at this point you're fucking you're intimate you're doing it make eye contact start sucking his dick lick up it get it super wet again i feel like this is a good time to kind of make like a sound because you're licking your own yes yes yes sophia a goddamn guy this student has become the master dude it's true because like i said guys sucking his dick and sex are two two of the man's favorite things and two different sensations so why not exactly why not combine them a guy getting his dick sucked is a complete different the mil Milt Hunter literally says half the time. Sometimes I'm just tired and I'm not in the mood to like have sex specifically, but I do it because I want to get my dick sucked.

He's like, but I am in the mood. But I am in the mood and I want my dick sucked. He's like, you know what I'm really good at doing? Getting my dick sucked. So I'll fuck her. I'm fucking good at getting it sucked. I guess I'll fuck her. I'm fucking good at getting it fucked. I guess I'll fuck her. So ladies, that is my little tip for today is like, we should be sucking our guy's dick mid-fuck and it does not have to be long.

You don't want to ruin the mood. It's literally like a little transition. Like you are just quickly getting after it. Make it sloppy. Make it wetter. Like spit on it and like have the spit kind of like be attached to your mouth and his dick and pull away and look up at him like all that sloppy shit and then and then transition with like you can transition with a hot word or like it's phrase to get back to fucking yeah okay want you back

inside me like yeah inside me like boom totally you're back totally oh you're back in the game i'm like picture i mean guys i'm not kidding milf hunter literally said no this sounds alex i'm like listening to you right now this sounds fucking hot because you had said you have never i mean i'm sure like maybe yeah but like i've never done it like that and i'm about to i'm going to anyone any takers want so yeah let me know all right guys so beautiful yeah i think that covers it. I think that covers it. Our next topic, FaceTime sex. Damn. How many people have we had right in?

So many people. It's like, I think because it's such a fucking hard topic. It's hard to do. It is. This shit takes a level of confidence that's pretty intense. It's true. I know all the daddies out there, you guys can do this. Absolutely. You fake it till you make it, Alex, like you said.

Fake it till you fucking make it. So we're here to give you the fucking steps. And so many of you guys have written in, I'm in a long distance relationship. What do I do? How do I spice things up? This is the way. If you're going to randomly Faceetime her and hope for facetime sex no no i think the guys need to text them yeah earlier in the day and be like babe like i'm

thinking about you i'm so horny for you like can we facetime later boom and then girls can do the same to guys they can say the exact same thing i'm really horny can we facetime later or he's gonna say guys are you know ready to pull their dick out and jack off at any moment. Yeah. And so, girls, if you want, you can just like the surprise blowjob, you can do a surprise FaceTime sex situation. I love a good FaceTime sex. Yes. So let's get into it.

So FaceTime fucking can be so hot because it kind of combines porn with real life. Oh, it's like it's like doing it on your phone. So it feels like porn, but you're doing it with your significant other. So it brings like a realness to it. And it's almost like your girlfriend is starring in like a porn that you're writing and directing or that whatever you just said was so beautiful. That was like a thesis, dude. No, it's so fun. I never thought of it thought of it yeah i know that's such a good point like the girl can it's basically this is like our time to be cam girls dude i know it's always been a dream i'm not even

gonna lie there may have been a moment where i was like should i i remember i had a guy approach me and he's like you will be making like three to six thousand dollars a session. And you best believe I pondered it. Oh, of course. People assume that FaceTime sex is like sexting. It's not. It's not at all. I think during FaceTime sex, you talk less than normal.

Absolutely. You know what I mean? It's way more of a visual thing. It's like less than when you're actually fucking. Yeah. It's way more of a visual thing. This is where you than when you're actually fucking. Yeah. It's way more of a visual thing. This is where you're going to really show off your body. Yes.

For girls. And this is directed to girls. Yeah. I was going to say the confidence thing. Again, we can't reiterate it enough. We've talked about the episode we talk about getting on top, ride it like an equestrian. Girls, anyone, none of us have the perfect body, okay? If you have confidence confidence that's all that

fucking matters i girls i can't express it enough like i don't care if you're like oh i have that extra like winter chub or like i'm not feeling my best if you get in front of a camera and you're fucking walking around like you're the hottest fucking thing and touching yourself no guy is looking at that extra whatever i just want to say right now, the great thing about FaceTime sex is like you're usually going to be like laying on your back if you're holding the phone. Right. Which automatically I feel like makes your body look so hot. Such a good angle.

And you're in control of the goddamn camera. Yes. Okay. This is how you're going to start it first of all. Okay. You're going to start with lingerie on. Yep. Not, no, not even necessarily lingerie but

bra and underwear or like clothes just like a little tank top with like no bra on and you're gonna give the guy the visual like this is about to go down yes i mean i guess it could be fun to facetime him and be naked already but i just think a little bit more of a build up yeah the build up is better okay so you're gonna start with that and then i think you always start with your tits do not rush it like teasing pull down your tank top and this gives him you know the go ahead like pull out your dick grab your jergens lotion and this is about to get after it then i would take off my bra and this is gonna sound so slutty and this might sound kind of weird give it to them but this guy thought it was the hottest thing you like try to lick your own nipple you told me that before he thought it was which i've never known he was

like that's so nasty and he was like and if you kind of are doing that and you look up at the camera and you're like i'm like i'm your slut like i'm being a slut for you dude learning something every fucking day i actually so basically so you pull your tit up and you basically try to make it like I like doing it. I know. So that's a good one, girls. That's one thing you can do. Then what I do is I start panning the camera down my body. Yes. So I'm going to like show him my tits again. I'm going to like grab my tits, like grab both of them. Like just it just makes it more like a tangible thing. And then I'm going to kind of, like, put my hand and just start sliding it down my body. And have the camera follow your hand.

And have the camera follow my hand. And I'll still have underwear on and I'll just have, like, my hand go into my underwear. Yep. And then you'll kind of just, like, play around. And then it's kind of hot to just move the underwear to the side. Yes. This, like, this is also for sex, too. I've had, like, a lot of guys say that they think that's so hot if you just move your underwear to the side yes this like this is also for sex too i've had like a

lot of guys say that they think that's so hot if you just move your underwear to the side you're like i just can't wait for you to get inside of me yeah like or like yes you know that's in a little wayne song it's like slipper panties to the side or some shit yeah that's a great one i agree i think also when you do go down with your camera and with your fingers and you slip it in there have the camera kind of like diagonal underneath your vagina so it's like yeah yeah well very visual right so and you're not going to town yet no no you're not so then I think you take off the underwear after you kind of like played with yourself yeah and you're still going to continue to play with yourself you're just going to kind of rub your clit yeah and just keep it like that for a while.

You guys, you can't rush this whole thing. Like that's, that's what I need to emphasize. You got to just kind of take your time with it. I think that's also the biggest thing. Like we had just said about the confidence. I think there are a lot of girls out there that are like, fuck, like, like you're thinking about him. Like, oh my God, does he, is he is he gonna come or like should i just

no no no you take your fucking time yeah make it feel good for you and you all because he wants it also to be long like yeah a guy's not like hurry up bitch no he wants you to fucking totally marinate in that shit focus on pleasing yourself i mean at the end of the day that's what's fucking hot don't just hurry and like put your fingers in. Start with your clit. Play with yourself so hot if you like start licking and like sucking on your fingers after and like be tasting yourself. Yep. Then you are going to put one finger in. Yep. And he needs to see that visual. That's why sometimes I think it's good to be holding the camera at this point. I was going to say in that case when you're first going in you need to be handheld. Yeah. You're going to do one finger then you're going to go up to two and like really show him your fingers going yes and you want it to be wet

so if you need lube or you need to spit like whatever make sure he's hearing as if his dick is there but your fingers yeah totally and also let's incorporate the talking you don't girls you don't really need to be saying you can just can just say things here and there like, oh, like I taste so good when your fingers are in your mouth or I'm really wet. I wish you were here. Like I'm so wet. I wish you were here. Yeah.

I wish I had your cock. Yeah. Just stuff like that. But you don't need to be talking the whole time. And just obviously like naturally as you would be doing if you're masturbating on your own, you will be moaning. Like as you're touching yourself. It will kind of honestly come a little bit naturally.

Well, you just need to focus on the body and the visual yes and like the words usually will come along yes so for me i think once you do the handheld and you take off your thong or whatever underwear you're wearing i think that's when you like lean forward and you put the camera down and you're like i want you to watch me totally and that is when you get on the bed and get your fucking toy well i think they can both be hot the there's pros to both the other one it shows your whole body and like you can use both of your hands i think sometimes guys like when you're holding the camera because it's more point of view which is like how porn is filmed yes and then also it's close up on your shit. Yes.

You know? Yes. So there's pros to both. Well, I was going to say, we always talk about you're going to FaceTime sex more than once. So try out multiple ways. Totally. Get a vibrator. Get a dildo.

Yeah. So if you're trying to give this guy a fucking Tony award winning production. I think they all are, Sophia. Then I think bringing a toy in is so hot i agree a vibrator a dildo what have you and then i think you should incorporate the toy the same way you wear with your fingers if you want to be a serious freak you can like put a toy in your ass yes and then like keep using your fingers on your i was gonna say also i think if you want to be a freak you can also um like fuck yourself with the toy and then take it out and when you're handheld bring the camera

up and basically like suck on the toy as if it's his dick and be like oh my god i wish this was your cock for sure that's really hot that's a good point and it will be wet so he sees like you're literally sucking the wetness off of the toy yeah and then along with the dirty talk i just want to go back to that really quick i think this is a great time for you to ask questions yeah say like do you want to see this like is this turning you on like yeah like how hard are you like show me your cock and so he moves the camera to his dick etc so literally i think the best one for girls that don't know what to say is literally like do you you like that, babe? Yeah. I think it's so hot.

Absolutely. So then I think after a while of doing that, you will say, okay, I'm going to come. Yeah. Like, do you want me to come? Like, fuck, babe, I'm going to come. Like, this is like so fucking hot. Like, I'm so horny for you. Like, I'm thinking about you.

I'm going to come. I'm going to come for you. Boom. Boom. I want us to come at the same time, babe. I'm going to come. I'm going to come for you. Boom. Boom. I want us to come at the same time, babe. I'm going to come. Oh, my God. Yeah.

And be doing whatever. I think also because when guys are jacking, at that point, you should be ramping up your speed of whatever if you're using your finger or your toy or whatever and showing him because then he's going to be jacking off and you could probably finish at the same time. Yeah. So that's facetime sex i do think that initiating facetime sex for guys this just occurred to me if you're kind of wanting your girl to do that it kind of has to be on her own terms sometimes but not all the time like if

you're in a relationship and you're dating like and it's you've done it a lot then you can ask but like if you're kind of new and starting to talk i think it's kind of like guys can't ask but i think what they can do it's similar to nudes where if you guys are facetiming and she's like in her bed or something be like can i like kind of see like you can ask to be like oh like oh i can kind of see your bra strap and then if she doesn't give you anything then you gotta lay off but if but maybe she will maybe she'll bite and just for guys really quickly sophia what do you think is the best way for them to set up their camera i think they have to set it up i agree because i mean they're probably going to be using lotion right and it's they're probably going to vigorously be using one hand i agree and

i also think for girls it, there are some guys that would literally just hold the phone in one hand and jack off in the other. I think it helps girls to also see like, he's hard. He's jacking off. It's like motivation. Motivation. Totally. So girls, guys, I really hope, I mean, I think that's a great basic start off of how to FaceTime sex. Have your little outfit on. Touch yourself. Lick your fucking tit if you can. Sophia, that one out of nowhere.

See, they're bigger than you guys thought. Yeah, this week is your go-to. You should FaceTime sex this week. Oh. You could really pull it to shirt. Yeah. So, you guys, maybe we'll give you some more tips and tricks, but that's what we've got for right now i like that a lot yes i want to get into story time i feel like we always do a good story time so sofia and i were reminiscing um and i want to also first say that on call her daddy i've had

people i've read it's very there's not that many but there are some people that write in and legit they're like that's not true or the haters are like this story is so true and you know what we have footage we have footage and i think well obviously we're not going to release it but i do think like people we are never going to come on this podcast and make shit up ever fuck no so let me set the scene um i was talking to this guy and he lived in LA and I had been talking to him for a little bit. Thanks for getting a little serious. And he had come to New York to visit me. And then he was like, all right, I want you to come to LA to visit me. Yeah. Naturally. I was like, okay, Sophia's coming. And naturally he paid for our flights. Oh wait, let's address that

before we go into time. Paying for flights flights girls have written in and said if a guy pays for my flight do you think that i need to fuck him no no this is what i do okay okay tell us everyone listens like pay their whores no no if a guy is going to fly me across the country to fly you anywhere yeah fly me anywhere i'm going to ask do i have my own room do i have my own bed because pretty much if you don't and he's like we're gonna be sharing a room or a bed then you're gonna fuck him absolutely dude that's why it's better to bring a friend one thousand push for bringing a friend like do you have any like friends for her whatever because it's like there i've like had guys be like oh like no we can just share my bed like

but like we won't do anything bullshit bullshit we're just gonna put a pillow in between us and hang out yeah yeah so girls if you are feeling pressured like the guy wants to fly you out um which to anyone listening that's never heard like or heard of that but they only think prostitutes do that. That is so fucking common for guys to offer to fly you out somewhere. So shut the fuck up. But we go to LA when we show up, we literally had no idea where we were staying. It was insane.

Like this house was crazy. All right. So one night they throw a party, which we had no idea what's going to happen. So, so if you're not like, wow, this is dope. Like this is really cool. Cause there's no house parties in New Yorkork so the party was great yeah i was vlogging a little bit of the party yeah we are at the party i'm vlogging we go down to the movie theater room yep and we're like chilling in there i remember this perfectly i was doing like an

outro or something for my vlog you're like vlogging i'm just like kind of in the background hanging out and someone i remember vividly was like, shots! Because how could I forget something? Like come take shots, girls. And I remember we both like ran upstairs. Because we're fucking alcoholics. So we run upstairs. We're taking shots. Yes. Fast forward to our way home. Oh my god. We are on the plane, Alex and I. And actually I always go through my footage. We're sitting next to each other. We're going through our footage. We're just like sitting there kind of like clicking through it and all of a sudden we hear like moaning porn a straight up porno and i'm like what i'm like alex okay what's happening guys if you've ever seen any movie like i'm like literally tossing the camera i'm like how do i

flip to spray onto your laptop fuck guys when i tell you i'm looking at the clip of me when i was doing my outro i start fast forwarding because i'm like why is this clip so long right lo and behold oh my god two people after we left the movie theater room yeah walk into the goddamn fucking movie theater they shut the door behind them you guys and they start going at it like fucking rabbits and that's not the crazy part of the story no it's not it was one of the few famous people at this fucking party so let me just so imagine yourself yes on the fucking plane back to New York. We have a camera and I am watching a fucking celebrity fuck on my goddamn vlog camera. You have an actual porn of a famous person and it's the craziest thing. Guys, I wish I could have vlogged our reaction because Sophia and I on that goddamn plane,

we didn't know what to do. I mean, I'm like, do we we didn't know what to do I mean I'm like do we sell it do we what do we do right I think that's the most fucked up thing you can do but you better believe I was like how much money could we get for this Sophia and I we are friends with those guys in LA and they're friends with that person and so we didn't want to fuck them over so Sophia and I have been keeping this little secret we're like this is really the first time we've talked about this is the first time we ever have i think one day we're gonna release this name again if we get to a million subscribers or a million some shit yeah dude but i mean guys i think that was just one of

the things things we wanted to share with you it's like you can't make this shit up on call or daddy you can't make this shit up and also it's so crazy alex's vlog camera because we haven't had anything even as close to as crazy as this happen on your vlog camera but like alex will sometimes leave that thing on and like we've like hurt we like overheard people kind of talking about us like it's kind of seen guys when i vlog at parties people think i'm just vlogging myself and i'll leave that shit in rooms and like yeah we've had girls one time literally talk shit about Sophia and I have it on my fucking camera it's kind of insane it's kind of insane so all I get from this is I gotta keep vlogging well and all I'm getting from this is people literally are not gonna want to hang out with us so beautiful or no we're gonna

get fucking rich one day because we're gonna expose a celebrity so no we won't we won't but guys it was so wild. It was. I mean, that footage is in our apartment. It was just so funny. Like us on the plane. And I swear to God, like the lady next to us, we had to sit there and watch the whole thing. Obviously. I just turned the volume down.

Like, wow. And this lady next to us, I swear to God, she was watching it. She like looked so uncomfortable. And I was like, honey, you know who this is. I know who this is. And we're going to watch them come. Okay. Holy shit.

Yeah. That's story time for this week. I hope you guys love that one. All right, let's get into questions. Our favorite time of the year. So, um, Ooh, this is just a quick little story. One time my best friend and I were in the car with these two guys and we decided to have a little competition.

And we started sucking their dicks to whoever could come first. One. Alex. Have we ever done something like that? I don't believe so. We're not even that close. So two girls, two guys, one car. They're both sucking the dick. Wow.

Okay, go. So they're doing a race to see who gets ejaculated on first. Well, who's ever doing the Gluck Gluck 9000, you're winning first. Wow. Kudos to you. What a duo. Name a better duo, I'll wait. Really?

All right. Take it, go. Okay. This is from a girl. Can you guys talk more about porn masturbating for girls? What should we be watching? Is it normal to watch porn with your boyfriend? Is it weird to be attracted, turned on by girls in porn if you're not even a lesbian?

No. Tips needed. Okay, number one one watch porn with your boyfriend that is not weird that's so hot and so fun and you guys are gonna both get horny and have sex with each other yeah my main point though however is i don't know if a lot of girls know this listening but sometimes the hottest thing to watch is girl on girl yeah and that's for straight girls dude i watch girl and girl you watch girl and girl and watches it like and it's just hot to watch because honestly porn is geared towards men

exactly so you know what i mean yeah so there's this website that actually my friend told me about belisa b-e-l-e-e-s-a that's not an ad no no this is not an ad you guys i wish it was that'd be amazing this is a website and it's porn geared towards women you guys it's just like stuff that girls love yeah girls if you're not watching girl on girl porn give it a try because it's really fucking great right and it's because girl who knows a girl's vagina better than a girl oh you said it you said it beautifully i know so when your significant other asks for the number of people that you slept with do you tell the truth or do you lie why do we have to keep answering this oh my god you don't fucking why no you don't tell them you say that's a really immature question and that's not something

i want to get into and we shouldn't have to moving on if they won't leave you alone you lie lie lie lie how much like what number should they lie though i always less fucking less what if it's like okay like two people no no one fucking say two obviously girls say like four to five and guys be like 10 lie to his face if you won't leave it alone if any call her daddy person listening ever asks again what someone's number is you're not a daddy gang member because that is just guys you can't be that insecure and immature it comes off weird just don't ask and you're not going to get the honest answer so you're asking to be lied to your face again oh okay um the next one is dude this is weird this guy thought it was so hot and he was slapping my boobs back and forth so hard over and over yelling yeah you like that

and he kept trying to stick his entire hand in my vagina i had to kick him out awful night that sounds like the worst that hookup i've ever fucking heard i don't know why it's funny slapping my tits back and like trying to like stick his forearm literally what the fuck that sounds terrifying um oh can i read this one really quick this is about red receipts guys i just want to really lay this out really quickly because i know i told everyone that listens to call her daddy should have their red receipts on when they're talking to the opposite sex someone said do you have to turn on your red receipts immediately when you start talking to a guy or a girl i will from now on but I, I'm fucking with this guy right now. I've been

texting for a while, but I haven't had them on. Is it too late? Daddy gang, it is never too late to turn your red receipts on. If anything, it's better that it's out of nowhere. A lot of people ask me, well, what do I do if they confront me about it? Listen to me, girls and men. If they ask you why you turned it on first time over text you completely ignore the question and you just keep the convo going without answering like oh like i'm on my way to the gym like what are you up to literally come you are completely ignoring them if they ask you again why did you turn your red receipts on you're gonna hit them with something short and make them feel insecure you're literally gonna text them lol relax like what are you up to

whenever i tell a guy to relax they immediately feel insecure it them lol relax like what are you up to whenever i tell a guy to relax they immediately feel insecure it's like oh relax what are you up to girls and men you do not answer when someone asks you why your red receipt's on they do not need to know that information because if as far as they're concerned it could be for someone else yeah they don't need to know yeah so girls men turn your red receipts on but it is never too late to randomly do it. And when they ask, you're not fucking answering them. Never too late. Okay. I fucking love that.

Question. Is there any way to recover from a drunk text, snap, or DM? You guys, you said it once and we'll say it again. You are one with the Lord the next day. If you drunkenly sent this person something, you do not acknowledge it. That's the worst thing you can do is the next day being like, oh my God, sorry. Like I was so hammered. I think they'll be able to tell by all the misspelling and the fucking exclamation point.

Like Sophia said, guys, you're one with the Lord. The birds are chirping. You're at church. I think it's so good if a girl or a guy, well, usually it's mostly girls because we're fucking emotional shit but like if you send that embarrassing crippling text ladies the next day you can if even if you have like 10 texts to him from the night before you can just hit him up hey babe like what's up like yeah and then pretending it never happened right and you may look fucking crazy and you know what guys love the fucking crazy so there you go so it works girls don't feel like you can't

literally go right back at them the next morning and pretend like you didn't do shit yeah boom boom boom guys anymore no i think that's it i have one okay go i have my last one and i just want to address this because it breaks my heart this girl said i have never come before. Why and how? Listen to me. I know that there are girls listening to this that never have. You can and you will. But these girls need to get it out of their heads that a guy is going to come by and he's going to do it for them. No, girls, you need to get to know your own body.

Know yourself. Spend time. It doesn't happen right away. you should get yourself a couple toys and every week you should be trying a new toy trying a new thing like we said watch girl on girl porn get yourself on yes and when you can do it yourself is when you can also do it with a partner i get it with yourself first i was gonna say i think a lot of times because if girls have never come you guys are overthinking it in your heads and you're laying there and you're like okay it's gonna happen no i relax you gotta relax stop putting so much pressure on it so what so it still feels good and if you don't like have an orgasm like it was still a fun time exactly so relax try different stuff get lube

get a toy boom and it will happen that's right baby all right guys new year new call her daddy that's not a joke stay tuned for next week we love you guys guys new episode for real next week let's get it fucking popping we love you next week see you guys bye