Call Her Daddy - Harry Jowsey: From Fuckboy to Marriage Material

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

Harry Jowsey makes his return to Call Her Daddy and he doesn't hold back. He spills the tea on his dating life and reveals that his previous relationship ended due to cheating. He shares his new approach to dating aka Harry is hunting for a wife. Harry proudly declares that he's currently in his "dad era," which includes eating ass, sucking toes and many other wild sexual adventures. Alex and Harry answer questions from the Daddy Gang, providing advice on decoding mixed signals, navigating hookups with friends, dealing with bad texters, maintaining friendships with exes, and much more. Prepare for a wild ride because this episode is filled with hilarious stories, dating wisdom and plenty of laughter.

Hello? What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy. Where are you? Come on in. What? I forgot how tall you are. Oh my god.

Wait I forgot how tall you are. You're so little. Oh my god, wait. Wait, what? Sit down. We're just starting. Oh, we're doing? Wait, you're so tall. I always forget.

Wait, what? Let's go. What up? Wait, can we check that the camera even fits you? You're the tallest person I've ever had on the podcast. So excited. Harry, oh my god, you smell great. What? Oh, oh, gum. Oh, no. Harry oh my god you smell great Oh gum

Oh no Does he look good Is his head in the frame Oh my god I'm gonna start crying I haven't seen you in so long I swear to god I was tearing up for the past week Stop you're lying

No Harry Welcome to Call Her Daddy I swear to God, I was tearing up for the past week. Stop, you're lying. No, my heart is racing. No, Harry. Okay, Harry Jossie, welcome to Call Her Daddy. It has been too long. Isn't it kind of crazy how both of our lives have gotten bigger and crazier and where we were when we first podcasted together? I'm actually going to cry. Like, right?

It's kind of crazy. Oh, my. I was thinking about it the last like the last week and i was like holy shit to be a friend and a fan and to see like you blossom and like how what this is turned into like i was just like damn like if there's one person that motivates me not trying to kiss your bum no i feel the same way about you but it's just like oh no you don't shut the fuck i like i like watch your story like a proud like friend because i'm just like i'm just so proud no i like i'm just like dude i see all these amazing guests it's so crazy i'm like we made it no you know what's also crazy is i was thinking about this

but for guests of the show like you have come on three times. Why am I so special? That's what I was going to say. Like, why do I keep coming back, Harry? I think because, like, we, like, love each other. We have this, like, good vibe. And, like, oh, and it's almost like now we have to, like, catch up all the time and just, like, check in. This is so crazy.

Did I hear that you, like, drove a Lambo up here? What up, bitches? Yeah. Okay. But I'm not living in a house like this hold on hold on i don't live here wait so you just bought this no no it's like my studio you have a whole house in the studio because like when celebrities are coming i don't want them to like go to like a corporate office and like go past like a security guard and have to go up to like the elevator it's like it's more intimate that they can come into my house and like this is nice go in the backyard if you want to swim later go swim like it's a full experience i'm going to everything today

holy shit but it's a i just want to say it's an orange lambo yeah harry i ordered it like like maybe two years ago oh because you didn't just rent it for today no i was i was thinking that alex thinks i'm gonna like rent it but like if you go inside it like it smells like dog like bruce like slum and everywhere so it's like lived in oh it's destroyed wow an orange lambo like harry like are you stocking up on your money over there i'm trying i'm spending all this harry we need to get you a financial advisor let's be smart i get so sassy i'm like let me just fucking buy it like fuck you you're kind of like a lady like you're like i could die tomorrow like let me get like let's go 110 in debt you just celebrated your birthday oh yes how how was it oh it was so fucked up we we also you're 26 i know when i said that to people before they're like that's it like you're

only 26 you're so young well because i look old no you don't you don't you look great oh really but like you just you're so tall and like manly and i don't know i feel like you have like you're 35 with like kids in the family like no i don't know you would know if you had kids they'd be coming for the lambo yeah yeah yeah okay so no kids yet no okay i was i was excited for a little bit there was something that i was like oh like this could be the one and then like no no this is not the one harry no i know it was so silly but like i was at a point well actually last time we saw each other yeah i was just like you were like dating julia bro. And then Jake Paul stole her. I know.

Like that feels like ages ago. Yeah, no, that's crazy. So I was, you got me in my worst. Oh, okay. And now like, I think I was just like, okay, cool. Like, I don't want to have like sex with everyone anymore. Well, not like I was having sex with everyone. There's still people that I miss.

Yeah. But anybody who looks me in the eyes. There's some people that i miss yeah but anybody who looks me in the eyes there's some people that i missed he said like a couple stragglers i didn't get to insert no but i was just like oh i just want to have sex with people that like i love and i care about because sex is just so much better when you care like one night stands and whatever else and then i stopped drinking and now i'm drinking again should we be drinking right now i didn't know because i was like okay wait let's talk about that for a second you stopped drinking for how long 13 months okay and and why did you start drinking again okay so it was after coachella last year i was like you know after a festival

you like fucked up in bed for like two weeks i was destroyed and i was like you know what i'm not gonna drink to my birthday and then i didn't i didn't do the math on it and then it was like two months in my friends like come out let's get up i was like oh no i told myself that i was gonna wait till my birthday and then it got to like 13 months i'm like dude what is wrong with me so you're like you were done with drinking yeah and then what did you do for your birthday oh i was i was so embarrassing so all my friends like flew in and then you know the benders started and it was just like bad news and we went to carbo and like i could show you some stuff off camera it was fucked up like what like what were you up to come on just give us a little like no we were just like there was like no one in the clubs and we're just like getting naked like throwing money everywhere

like the people that were with just taking their clothes off and then we were uh at this very expensive hotel and we're stealing like the fire hydrants and like spraying each other just like classic like fun loving things like just classic harry jelsey thing we paid for the fire good yeah good we cleared it up yeah we spent a lot of money there wait so was that the first time that you drank in 13 months yeah what was your tolerance like terrible i had one shot and i was like yeah i'm like i'm i want to have sex i want to get crazy wait did you have birthday sex no there was like hesitation i don't know you remember no you're blushing you can tell me no you just made me nervous wait why for a while i was like oh i don't want to i just don't want

to hook up with anyone because it's just just so draining. Yeah. You know, you just put so much into it. You're just such a lover. But I was like the next person I date, I want to marry. So I'm dating to marry. So anyone who looks at me, like if,

if you, if there's, if I don't see that we're going to get married, I'm going to block you. Harry, you can't do that. No, you're like the classic thing of like women always

say like there are guys that you're like oh my gosh like we were in love but he just wasn't ready to get married and when men are ready to get married if they just find the person on the street that's their wife like you just wake up one day and you're like i'm ready for my wife the postman i'm like dude wait okay so did you have birthday sex don't lie to me yes okay yeah was it like with multiple people like what are we what are we working with no no it was just like i woke up i'm so sorry what you said sorry to who to the the the friend the friend yeah because you had sex with the friend no no it was just like an old fling that decided to come back around. Oh, and they went to get down to Cabo with you? No, they didn't.

Cabo was a different school of fish. Okay, so you went to Cabo then on your actual birthday. I'm so nervous. Why? We've literally talked about like fingers and buttholes, but you're more reformed. I'm trying. Your outfit, you feel more like an adult. Yeah.

I feel like we're in a therapy session I feel like I'm your therapist How are you? I Fuck off Did you have birthday sex? You're married Are we getting married? I'm getting married

That's crazy How crazy Did you think one day We were gonna get married? I was so I think I commented on it And then I had people DM me Like I know you're secretly angry

Like yeah of course I'm angry I'm pissed We're good I had people DM me like, I know you're secretly angry. Like, yeah, of course I'm angry. I'm pissed. We're good as friends. No, I was like, so good. If we ever, if in the previous, if anything ever happened, you would never talk to me again. Right. So like, it's good for you and clout that you're able to keep coming on here because we've never hooked up and we're just friends. But if had we had hooked up, then you wouldn't be here. So that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked because we've never hooked up. Yes. And we're just friends. But had we had hooked up, then you wouldn't be here.

Yeah. So that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked up, we never hooked up. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Why are you being weird about the birthday sex thing? No, okay. I fucked on my birthday.

Okay. But I was just like, it was, I don't know. I was really drunk. Okay. And I probably got taken advantage of. Oh, okay. Okay. But I feel like it was drunk. Okay. And I probably got taken advantage of. Oh, okay. Okay. But I feel like it was fun.

Okay. And then the Cabo thing, like, it was just whatever. But I was also like, ugh. Okay. Do you feel like 26, you're in, like, your quarter-life crisis era? Like, what's going on? No, I am. Like, I'm...

Oh. Yeah, I'm like, I want kids, marriage, and a nice house. This one, specifically. I want this house. You're dressing the part for, like, the dad. I know. I'll push my hair back. But, like, a hot dad. Yeah, you're dressing the part for like the dad yeah you look like wait did you get more tattoos no i'm getting them removed oh oh you're like cleaning it up yeah oh so like we are like we're gonna have to like tone it down today no bring it up i'm coming to see you i was so so excited. Let's go crazy. I'm so proud of you. So like, you look great. I eat ass now?

Oh, you do? Okay. I just realized there may be some people that are listening to this that didn't listen to our first two. Oh, shit. I highly recommend, I wouldn't say pause this one, but just know like there's a really beautiful progression of like, Harry and I, can we turn out the air a little bit? Getting hot.

Harry and I started our journey three years ago anyways we've now known each other for so long and it's only become this annual thing almost that we do of like but then it started to become like we needed time for this one because like now we really haven't seen each other since the last two was a little bit closer together harry talked about you know when like he's fucking girl from behind like seeing a little bum fluff remember that bum whiskers yes i asked harry like does do you like look because a lot of girls are like so terrified like are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind and harry was like well some like if i see a little bum whiskers like and i was like oh so like girls are like do i have to shave my

asshole and you were like no but like if it's like really bushy like maybe like clean it out so i can like you know not focus on just the bum whiskers yeah now that we're eating ass i don't want to be tugging on hairs you know i don't want to pluck them what changed for you to begin eating ass um i did it a few times and i just got a you know a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience you know i'm like you, did you have curry last night? Because I get, my tongue is spicy. But now I'm like, you know what? I'm in my dad era.

What would a dad do? A dad would eat us and suck toes. Oh, I got a foot fetish. Oh, not really. What? I love sucking toes. Harry, why in the fuck? Okay, hold on.

I went into ayahuasca. I've got to develop the foot fetish from that. And then here we are. I feel like ayahuasca helps you like go to a different place in life. But you just realized through ayahuasca. I've never heard someone be like, I realized that I have a fucking foot fetish. What? What?

So you were sucking toes for a little bit there. I realized that I have a fucking foot fetish. What? What? Who? Who's who? So you were sucking toes for a little bit there and you really like it now? I enjoy it. I'm like, yeah, I'm just like, look, if you're enjoying, you know, laying down missionary, put a foot in my mouth. Oh, well, you're fucking them. You're also sucking the toe.

I'm not sitting there just like, oh, yeah. Are you making eye contact while you're fucking them? Sucking their toe? I'm trying not to because I'm like, I don't want you to look at me. Right, because it's almost like you're kind of sucking dick, but the big toe. Shut up. Don't look at me. Look away.

Let me enjoy my popsicle. I honestly kind of love that for you. I think it takes a real man to be able to eat ass, to really be able to put that toe in there and like look around i'm so proud of you no i'm growing up this doesn't sound like a like a quarter life crisis no i have a whole wardrobe full of just sex toys and like this big fuck machine like it's been fun wait what what i was in a relationship for like a year so i was just like going after it there was one day where we didn't a little bit of time where we didn't see each other for a minute and And I was like, you know what? There's a bunch of stuff I want to try.

And you're the dance partner. So I strapped her into the bed. And then I was like, I lit all these candles. She thought I was taking a meeting. She came in my room. She's like, what's going on? I was like, you just have to shut the fuck up. And you're going to get pinned down and you've got no choice.

And did she like it? She loved it. Okay, that's great. That's good to clarify too. Like when you're pinning a woman down, yeah to clarify call her daddy she was loving it we previously spoke about it okay and she's like yeah i just love it like because she just loves to be dominated so i'm like okay well i think that's also really hot in relationships where like take a little fucking initiative yeah i think sometimes people forget like hey sometimes you

should surprise your partner with things i I heard that you have this plan. You look great in white. Okay. Are you good? Okay, what plan? Okay. What plan are we talking about? Okay.

I heard you had a plan to be single for three years. I think it was when I broke up with my ex. With your ex-girlfriend. Like for the first time. And I was like, you know what? I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to focus on myself. And I'm kind of in that place right now okay so is that like a hard like three

years it's it's more just like everyone stay away from me unless you're like the wife like unless you're the one you know which is so scary scary thing to say but i'm like i just don't want to fuck around i've like i've learned enough lessons i've learned everything i need to learn yeah you know i i know what i like i know what i don't like like just stay away from me am I allowed to ask because I feel like I've seen certain things on the internet where like you and your ex like wanted to stop talking about each other but like why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other um I think when they start to take a fancy for other guys while you're in a relationship like that that tends to like that'll do it yeah that will really like set you over the

line which is okay like hey you actually have a boyfriend you shouldn't be like bouncing on that guy oh okay so you got cheated on yeah i can't i haven't really said it i've really said it but why well because i was just like i don't talk about it okay you know i'm like but we're gonna talk about it here we are just call it daddy always gets it out of him yeah you bring up whatever he's like every other interview is asking you're like no like it was an amicable split you come on here like i got cheated on alex every like every interview they're like can we talk about your exes i'm like no like i don't want to talk about it alex is like harry how did you find out you were getting cheated on oh fuck i think um

well la is a pretty small place and you seem to figure it out and like there was a lot of like emotional cheating and there was a lot of like um cheating uh like messaging other guys whatever else and i was like whatever but i just were you a saint not the first time oh you guys had two rounds yeah two rounds like i i wasn't like going of my way, but I would like other people's photos. Okay. Is that the extent? Apparently. No, I would reply to some comments and stuff like that.

We love accountability here. This is good. No, I've been honest. It's over. We can open it up now. So you, in the first round of dating your ex-girlfriend you answered some dms you were liking some girls pictures you weren't being faithful in that sense like early on i think early days like before we officially put like a title on it like i was still messaging girls and

whatever else which i didn't think was a big deal but then once things got serious and like and i'm like okay like i'm gonna marry this girl i want to buy us a house i want to do all this stuff i was just like okay no one else matters and then uh yeah like second time around like it was this like same person as the first time that we broke up that we split and I was like okay cool like dude are they together now no no what's wrong with him no he's he's like who i'm gonna tell you after okay so you just told me the people that's really shocking okay so so you you thought you were gonna marry this person and you were faithful towards the end also yeah i was being i was being such an angel like i was like planning our future together and like i i don't know i was being such a good boyfriend i

feel like i took care of every aspect of her life like free like house bags everything she needed i got a rolex i got a like paid for a legal bill i could use a rolex i'll take the wedding ring give me your relationship give me your relationship wait wait wait okay harry when this comes out though is she gonna probably say something like you're lying do you think she'll say of course so the daddy gang needs your help harry okay okay come on me daddy come on okay so i asked them to send in scenarios right now if they're getting kind of like mixed signals from a guy and if you can kind of break it down for us like what do you think this means for them okay so number one

this guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities like going to museums and going to parks and going to museums i'm like okay oh no you said museums you said it's so crazy sorry go go go they're going to museum yeah who says museum it's museum she went to the museum what she she went to the. What? She went to the place with him. She went to the place with him that has artifacts in it. Yes. Bam. But he has never once tried to kiss me.

The only red flag I saw was this time when he walked me home and I couldn't get inside my apartment. He didn't offer me to go to his place, so I had to sleep at my friend's. What is the vibe here? Is there an age no but i i kind of feel like i know what this is well you go no okay i i think my thought is i don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you and i think in a good way like if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place i think there's a there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy of like come back to my place and like

i think sometimes you have to look inward of like what vibes are you giving off like i think sometimes guys aren't going to go in for the kiss if like you're being a little bit more reserved like they want to be respectful i could be looking at it wrong no no i i'm fully in agreeance because i think with me like at this point in my life yeah i'm not trying to like take a girl home after going to museum um like right away but like you know i i could i could see that he would just like wouldn't want to like overstep like yeah okay just you guys are just getting to know each other maybe there hasn't been the right opportunity like i don't remember last time i ever made out with someone at a museum i don't know the last time I went to a museum. But I'd love that for a date.

Like, very educational. Like, very chic. Okay, and here's the thing. I think you've got a good guy because pieces of shit, and I think we've spoken about this, bad guys will just hang out with you at night. They just want to fuck you at night.

That's it. There's only nighttime activities. They just want to have wine, dine, get a pizza, put it in your bum fluff. Yeah, like, baby girl, you're saying the daylight. Like, you're going to, like, the park? You the park you've got a husband you've got the one right right no i i think you're right i think if he's not being aggressive enough yeah you could also give hints and like maybe you can make like a light joke at your next dinner of like maybe i'll get

a kiss tonight and like something cute and flirty to let him know you're open to it so you give him the green light be sitting there didn't be like can i get the cream pie no harry no one says that no one's saying that okay but this is a good sign it's a great sign and i think if you really want to kiss him it's so attractive if a girl leans in and just goes for it no no guys ever no guy's ever gonna say no unless it's my sister like wait wait no god oh you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you yeah would say wouldn't right this is my sister right your sister has boundaries and like the jealousy family isn't incestual unless you want to like talk about that today next question so many headlines i'm in trouble i'm in trouble i love you i love you guys okay

next one next one i just want to date with just went on a date with a guy that i've been friends with we've been snapchatting a little which i hate because like we're too old for that and he hasn't texted me since the date should i text him first a grown man snapchat you. Get out. Get out. Wait. Wait. Are you using Snapchat?

No. Yeah. No. Okay. Hold up. We get paid on Snapchat. Oh, okay. Are you on the program?

No. Oh, you got enough money. Leave it for me. No. Send me this content. No. I'm going to make money. No.

No, but I use Snapchat because I get paid on it. Okay. You can build a community. Right. But you're not messaging the girls who are taking on dates on Snapchat. No. Here's what I will say. Some people are stuck in their old ways.

And I think if you are getting stuck on Snapchat, my immediate response is message them back and be like, LOL, I don't use this app. Text me. And then never open their message again. That's a clear way to be like, make the person a little insecure of like, oh, is not grown shit like let's move off of this app and also then you wait and if they don't text you goodbye we're done yeah gross like get out of snapchat grown man on snapchat it's all good it's all good he shouldn't even have snapchat unless he's harry making money and driving lambo okay so i've been hooking up with my best friend for almost a year now he was aware i had feelings for him but still talked to his ex throughout in a romantic way for sure last month i decided to

break it off with him so he confessed his feelings for me but said he doesn't want to commit because he has a lot of personal issues he also claims he blocked his ex. What the fuck should I do? Give me a fucking break, girl. Oh my, are you serious? Come the fuck on. First off, do not fuck your best friend. That's why we've never...

Do not fuck your best friend, okay? No, don't. It's just, if you have something special why ruin it with for two minutes okay pumping and humping so they pumped and humped now now because she did it harry let's not make her feel bad she fucked the best friend let's talk a little bit about this manipulation yeah because what i don't like here is it's the classic the minute she pulls away he's coming back at her and he's trying to get her back but then right when he gets her back he's like but i don't want anything serious because like i have

personal issues going on someone that says they have personal issues going on absolutely you can be having that but if it's actually a real connection someone will be with you even while they're going through their personal issues i truly believe it and also if he was serious about you the ex is never going to come back in the picture no other girl is going to be around like if it's legitimately if this is your best friend and you're like yeah oh do you care if i have my feet on the table not at all okay cool those are clean ass shoes yeah they're brand new yeah you run to them for a day just like your car yeah same with the shirt same with the jacket he's still got the tag on his jacket you're returning all of this let's go back to that even the undies

no okay but also if it's your best friend like he should love you like through and through and like if it's that serious and if it's legit i just think the manipulation and and to be like okay well i actually had feelings for you because he knows that you care knows that you want that he's like dangling the carrot i agree chop that carrot the fuck out and go find a cucumber yeah like let's let's switch it up. Like, Oh, good one. I don't know if I was going to really bad, but like we love it. No carrots are small. Cucumbers are nice.

Huge. Yes. And eggplant that shit. Okay. But I get what you're saying. I think anytime a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that like, Oh, I like,

I'm talking to my ex. Let's get out. Let's just fuck out. Let's just move on. Like your ex is your ex for a reason i agree we're out okay what does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person connection conversation chemistry but are horrible texters and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out means he doesn't give a fuck about you harry sorry i mean he um the thing is again people are busy think that, like, take a bird's eye view.

Yeah. You know, take a bird's eye view of, like, the situation. Okay. Bird's eye view. Is he, like, got a crazy, is he working at museums? Or is he, like, got a crazy busy schedule that he can only, like, fit you in a little bit of time? Yeah. But, again, people can text you back if they want to.

This is also a thing I would say is it depends what age you're working with but like i remember when i met my i hate this word is still so weird to meet fiance crazy you know it's a little cringe though i just want to say partner like yeah when i met my partner harry's like i gotta go shut up when i met my partner like he was like uh like i don't text like i'll text you but like i like i want to call you and so oh Oh, oh, at first I was like, and then sometimes he would FaceTime me. And I was like, how am I, like, hair done? Like, oh. But what I realized was, like, he was just, like, busy as fuck.

And when he had moments to connect with me, because he, like, has a big job and he's, like, working all the time. He wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me. And I appreciated that there was an effort. Maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls but i knew it was an effort if this person's not giving you anything i think you could always say to them hey listen i get you're super busy but i would like a little bit more communication in between because i feel like sometimes we have these great nights and then there's just a dip off and we don't speak at all yeah if he tries to then act like you're crazy for wanting to speak that's a red flag of like you're being a little clingy you're just asking for some in-between communication that's good yeah i think everyone's

selfish yeah when you said the facetime thing i was like ew like fuck that i've had friends that call me and i'm like right just text me but i realize it's because i'm being selfish and i'm not thinking about their schedule because in that situation i'm like dude why are you not thinking about my schedule exactly but it's because i'm a little bitch yeah exactly i think it selfish and i'm not thinking about their schedule because in that situation i'm like dude why are you not thinking about my schedule exactly but it's because i'm a little bitch yeah exactly i think it's good i think it's good to realize also like you don't need to be texting 24 7 that's also something that's like if you went from a relationship where it was so heavy in the texting you also have to get used to like some adult relationships like you don't need to be talking all day yeah also yeah there's literally friendships like ours yeah we don't text we voice note we do okay listen to this one my best guy friend tells me he

wants to try a relationship but then goes out with his ex three days later he then apologizes and said it's just as friends but then he goes to a baseball game with her i get that they have the same friend group but dude move on before you pursue me at all question being can you be friends with your ex and move on um i think being in a it's it's kind of scary like being like i'm very secure guy but if my girl is like texting her ex and they're like you know in the same friend group they're all hanging out it would it wouldn't make me feel comfortable it wouldn't make me feel excited like i wouldn't be like oh fuck let's go hang out with big jimmy like the one that you told me that like has a horse cock like let's go i wouldn't feel excited about that situation i think that in no circumstances you should be friends with an ex yeah yeah if you're in a new relationship

and you're still friends with your ex unless you have a child together and you're trying to be amicable that's also a different word amicable you're not friends like we're going to like get a drink together and like no no like you've been intimate with each other like keep it moving like there's no need for you okay but what about a one-night stand or something of like i think if you had a one-night stand with someone and what you're saying then you become friends then you get into a relationship you're still friends that person that you like one time had a one-night stand with i think yeah but you shouldn't hang out alone just out of respect for your partner yeah would you tell your partner that's see that's a tough one oh that's hard that's a tough one i think i maybe

if because i feel i'm under the impression that the truth always comes out yeah i think i would because i think also like if roles were reversed i'd feel really hurt if i was in a room with someone that my partner had fucked and i didn't know and even if it meant nothing to either of them i would feel like the idiot and you're right if something came out if someone made a joke and i'm like and then you find out that your partner didn't tell you that's a bigger deal than if they told you but you also then have to be mature enough if your partner tells you yo i doesn't mean anything then i think you also have to be mature enough to like be like, okay, I can see this person and be amicable with them. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Very mature. I call it one date wonder. Why go on a first date, text me and saying you had a great time, so much fun, want to do it again and then fade out. It's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much. Why do you guys do this? Because we don't want't feel like the bad guy you know like i want to text you i want to tell you it was amazing and then like i just like

let it fizzle out because again people are selfish and people just thinking about themselves yeah and it may be if they're they have a good soul they have a good heart they don't upset you you know i get that i almost think though like sometimes the like the false hope is more hurtful than just like ghosting i would rather get fully ghosted than someone being like i had the best time with you blah blah and then i'm like oh great let's meet up again and then like they keep like just like passing me off and i'll ghost them yeah but i think what you can know is no matter what it's hurtful but just take it as like okay you didn't waste your time the person doesn't want to go out with you again it's okay it hurts but don't trust anything a man says oh

this one's sad but it's like a classic you can just answer this first date the guy told me he's looking for a wife two months into dating he said he's not looking for anything serious it was me it was me yeah sweetie he hates you like what do we like what do you think say thank you i don't know here's the thing like look some guys could be using that as like a ploy to be like you know i'm serious i'm it could be a fuckboy tactic you know this could be like a full leg he doesn't like you yeah he's just it's just not not it i think the answer is listen yeah he could have been serious saying he was looking for a wife and then he quickly realized you ain't my wife and so now he's like i don't want anything serious the point is he said he doesn't want anything serious so you can it doesn't matter he could be a lying that he

wanted a wife he wanted a wife it doesn't matter he doesn't like you he sucks move on let's talk about nudes oh yay do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh for every girl you send them to uh i think guys are different no yeah i don't know we have to fluff it up a little bit you know like do you ever reuse a good yeah yeah of course oh yeah like all of them like my dick was looking real good that day yeah no no like yeah i don't look amazing all the time totally like it's cold totally you know like oh we need yeah no it's just the helmet like get out of here you bastard and sometimes you don't want to have to like get it up to send the pic yeah okay here's my question to you okay so i was talking to this girl and i sent her like a nice like fun photo and she's like have you used that one on only fans and i'm like oh why is that an issue and she's like well then it's not for me

and i was like oh fuck i kind of get that i'd be like because do girls care that you're on only fans no not necessarily no because i'm like you want to go you want to cry you want to go to hawaii like like do you want to get in the lamborghini or like do you want to go, you want to cry? I want to go to Hawaii. Like, like, do you want to get in the Lamborghini or like, do you want to like sit on the sidewalk? Like, I don't know. Harry, I love you so much. It's kind of crazy. I was told you didn't want to talk about OnlyFans. Can we talk about it for two seconds?

Oh, I don't want to talk about it. But there was a bunch of shit I didn't want to talk about. Then here we are. Is it mostly men that are consuming your content? 50-50. Oh. Yeah. I got my older ladies in there.

Older ladies. Yeah. Shout out my moms yeah my god yeah older women and then my my boys your boys yeah that's great and so you're making bank we're doing okay i could see you're doing great we can do better yeah we could be you wait okay so you had girls that are like are you putting that on only fans i think i would feel that way too if i was like wait like you had girls that are like are you putting that on only fans i think i would feel that way too if i was like wait like you just gave that to like your mommies and the gays like i want it to be like a personal photo for me i don't want to condone lying but like what then she's gonna like subscribe to like triple check it wasn't only fans like no but i was just but yeah thank god you know who did subscribe my best friend's girlfriend who is friends with my

ex and and she she showed me and this was actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because i fully lost trust for my best friend's girl i love him right um but like she showed me their text messages of her of both them laughing at me and like screenshotting my only fans and all the stuff and like and i just said look i'm more just like embarrassed the fact that you like because me and her had a conversation she said hey are you posting this did you post that yeah on only fans she's like one of my friends said he subscribed and i'm like yeah okay well you can just ask me here's my phone right like look at my account go through it and that was the biggest thing for me like that would that's what really hurt me like i was like sobbing because i'm like dude like none of your life is

like it would be anywhere where it is without this and you're gonna sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and like going in i'm like dude like what are you like what the fuck when you decided to do only fans were you nervous about people like making fun of you i think like in this space you're always like nervous about and actually if you have a fucking social media account if you're watching this like i'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else for me like initially i did it when i was single right and then i would do crazy stuff i post crazy stuff whatever else and then when i got like fell in love i was like oh god like i would do crazy stuff i post crazy stuff whatever else and

then when i got like fell in love i was like oh god like i don't want to you know if she's not okay with this i don't want to do it like for her and that was where like the judgment really set in because i already felt ashamed because i didn't like she was telling me my family condones it they hate it they don't want they don't want me to do it like it's embarrassing like how you speak how you do this stuff like my family's like embarrassed so like it already like hurt me because i was already like worried and then showing her showing me the messages between her and her best friend that's really mean yeah i was sitting i was like damn like like right you like know this is already something that's really

personal to me and i can get like sensitive about so to say like to know that your own girlfriend was like making fun of you yeah for something that is like very personal and it's a decision that like you've made and like is your family okay with it no my family loves it like are your parents subscribed yes like my mom was like i want to see how big it is i'm like mom you need to cut that out mom stop yeah cut it out we're blocking all of australia oh my god how long do you think you're gonna do it um you know what i said i was gonna retire by the end of the year and you're not well there's a there's a there's a lot coming up for me like there's a movie coming out there's a bunch of like crazy shows that are coming up

so i think by the time i finish filming all this stuff like it should be three or four shows it's gonna be like okay cool like i don't wanna because i like i i love it like i love connecting with people i love having that community like going on live and just not giving a like i got the the fuckatron 4000 out i was doing like dildo races along the floor like i was like go live and just do weird shit and like have fun. Right. Like I couldn't do that on TikTok. Absolutely not. Or I could. And you'd be banned.

Wow. So like, dude, that's so cute. You're like the little community I've built. So you're, and you're also making money. So like, but I do feel like that's also an industry. What I've heard is like, it can get really addicting because the money, and it is kind of like, you can just quickly do it in your house. And then all of a sudden you're making money. Like there's, it's hard to like find a day. Like, why would you stop? Well, and it is kind of like you can just quickly do it in your house and then all of a sudden you're making money like there's it's hard to like find a day like why would you stop well

and it's also like scary like i i feel like scared and worried for people that like maybe i'm new to it and and they they feel like they have to show more and more and more to make more money and like try and keep that like money like baseline but it's just like for me i'm all about like building the community and then the rest of it's gonna like come out, you know, like But you didn't you're doing everything on there, but yeah, okay, but you didn't have your girlfriend on there No, no, no way why but just yeah just your thing. That was the one with the boyfriend God, you know what? She? Okay that whole move oh whatever what harry you can't keep giving me good shit that i can't use in the podcast say her biggest enemy your ex's biggest enemy is sending

you nudes and that girl has a boyfriend all these fucking girls with boyfriends just sliding into your fucking dms and we had the craziest sex we and you fucked her and she's a boyfriend harry that no no no i know at some point it's not your responsibility well exactly i'm like it is though if you start dating her and think for two seconds that she'll be faithful just like your laugh here's the thing you lose him how you get him exactly that's what i figured out uh-huh so don't date her no but it's you can have sex fun violent like she's hot like she's a little pick her up and just like my human pocket poor poor poor boyfriend huh or no loser yeah what a loser wait what a loser yeah i'm sorry he's a great guy i'm sorry he's a great guy

yeah what a fucking loser you know you losers like get cheated on fucking hell harry um wait harry harry oh yeah i got more stories okay wait i didn't realize that you sent nudes to stand out and get accepted when you're applying to reality shows yeah brilliant how do they not sound like a season to sis because your news were that good well no so it was just like like, dude, there's so many people that are just like, hey, I live in my mom's basement. I want to be on reality TV. I was like. How do I stand out?

Let's let Big Jim and the twins hang. Like, what the fuck? Like, I was just like, dude, they're going to, they're going to like, they're literally scrolling. No, no, no. Cock. What the fuck? Okay.

Sure. This guy's crazy so you submitted was it like a good nude or just a literally picture of your day no no yeah just like if it was a photo is that a worm let's call that guy up to get a doctor no it was a mirror selfie i have a pretty penis so like it she wouldn't know no i wouldn't know but i can imagine yeah yeah it's pretty circumcised beautiful but it was a photo uncircumcised aren't well okay yeah i'm pretty sure we can find some ugly ones okay more rats no we don't we don't we don't judge but we love a little who am i to say i've never hooked up with someone with an uncircumcised penis i've seen my best friends and i'm like dude you're gonna cut that off he's like that's too late i'm like that brother i'm telling you you know what to each their own

he's special. He has a little extra coverage. Whatever. Shut the fuck up. Tell me the story. You're sending nudes to reality TV shows. Yeah. Because I was like, okay.

How do we keep it going? Face, like, everything in the mirror. Just like, it's me here. Harry. Like, I'm locked in. I'm loaded. Because, like, again. Is this literally you?

Yeah. Were you smiling in them? I don't know i was probably like yeah like cock yeah no okay here's the thing when you're applying for reality shows you have to think there's 10 000 other people applying so like okay they're gonna ask you a question i'm gonna fucking lie like i'm gonna play up my life like it's so crazy like in my interviews for tour at the handle when we're sitting there like i'd walk in the room in my undies and they'd be like well have you got no clothes i was like do you think i care like and i'll be like what so

i'm playing up a persona of myself because again i was just some little boy in new zealand yeah that was just like what the fuck do i do i want to make people laugh i want to entertain people i get that so i was just like fuck it i'm gonna be crazy because at the end of the day the the more crazy you are the they're gonna like they're gonna see dollar signs yep yeah so i went in i was like cock and balls out the whole shebang and then in the interviews i was just like talking crazy how many girls have like had sex with this week i'm like like four today i'm like right you're like i didn't this isn't happening yeah it's not happening i actually really like that and i think that potentially now moving forward they're gonna get a lot of people sending in nudes please send them and send them to me oh yeah no no god i forgot i plugged it

i was waiting for the chance to plug it today let's tell them okay so the first ever podcast the first ever podcast that harry and i did we were like joking and i was like oh my god daddy gang like send harry nudes like it was a joke it was insane and like harry literally texted me after it was like alex like my dms like i'm getting so many news i legitimately had like 10 000 like that's what i'm saying like 30 seconds it was fucked up and i'm like harry like i'm like where are you coming from and like thank you like it was insane i remember getting that text me like thanks so much for a great experience also like i have so many nudes in my dms like thank you like you're an angel yeah great work great working with you send them now but you have enough yeah

i got enough please don't have you ever sent a picture one of those pictures where like you have an object next to your dick for cyber's reference you know um i think yeah i think like a pencil a baseball bat yeah an asparagus i was like yeah yeah no i think a truck yeah right like a guy usually like like a remote control like what's the point of that but i feel like that's if you have like eight nine inches right you're like really trying to show it off yeah i'm like dude but also it's just like no one's looking at that like you're like oh fuck i'm gonna be sore you know i like big dicks are really scary yeah like i don't like those yeah terrifying yuck um okay we're gonna go we're gonna play turn offs or turn on tell me if this is a turn off or turn on. Okay. Nipple piercings.

Turn on. Being choked. Turn off. Like I would love to choke, but if you choke me, I'm like, get the fuck out of there. Okay. Um,

shy girls. Shy girls. Usually freaky as fuck. So turn on full bush. Uh, I've had it once and once. No, they're really clean up for you harry yeah i was surprised yeah and you still i still went down on her but i was just like

yeah where is it where is it that's the clit no oh wait that's like a hairball yeah yeah it was like a little much is that food was that crust no okay i don't the thing is i don't care but like it's just it's harder for me to eat you out and i love to do that just keep it trimmed a little yeah fucking clean it up oh i had toe sucking on the list well we know where he's going on that one how do you feel when girls wear oversized clothing sexy oh okay yeah i think it's kind of fun because like what's underneath a little Loch Ness monster what do you got under there anal fingering for me yeah uh no never had it done so i can't speak on it what i'm just too afraid i'm like i know what comes out of that thing you're not letting anyone near your bum hole uh i think actually a girl ate it on the weekend on my birthday but i don't remember because i was really drunk yeah but like you clearly remember you're like i don't remember but she may have like put her head down

there and she was like eating my ass but no it was pretty yeah she was trying everything wait why so you're not letting anyone do ass play to you no not yet because i'm just like it's when you find wifey you're gonna want that your life is gonna change yeah but i put a finger around there i'm like oh yeah that's scary No, because you can't do it yourself. You have to have a partner do it. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. I was going to say, it was like me in the shower, confused in the corner.

You're like, that doesn't feel good. Ah! What is that? And it comes out. You're like, ah! Oh, my God. It's affected. No, I swear.

You'll like it. You'll get there one day. Okay. Okay. Filming yourselves. Having sex. I think it's kind of sexy yeah yeah but have you ever had an issue of like oh we filmed it and like people being like delete it um i i had uh this girl where she was like yeah film it film it and then when i fell asleep she was trying to like send it to her phone oh no and because i was like hey like um i

don't want that on your phone like i also we just started seeing each other like i don't really trust it i'm like if we're dating sure yeah but like i just was like yeah i don't i don't want that on your phone. Also, we just started seeing each other. I don't really trust it. I'm like, if we're dating, sure. But I just was like, yeah, I don't want that out there. But the thing is, the reason why it made me feel weird is because if we had the conversation when we're awake, but the reason why it was weird was because I was asleep. Very creepy. And then you woke up.

I woke up to my phone in my face, like her trying to unlock it. And I was like, what are you doing? And she's like, I want this video. I'm like, dude, fuck off. And I was like, look, while we face like her trying to unlock it. Oh, dude. And I was like, what are you doing? And she's like, I want this video. I'm like, dude, fuck off. And I was like, look, while we're here, let's delete it. Yeah, delete it. Delete it from recently deleted. Got rid of it because I was like, it's scary.

You hear about those horror stories of like people trying to like put the face locator on your face. But like, so you've had that happen before. People try to open your phone through your face. Yeah. And you literally like, and then it opens. Isn't that weird? Like you can kind of tell when someone's like looking at you when you're sleeping yeah yeah okay that's sad um how about butt plugs yeah love them okay not for me but for girls whips yep sure oh um whatever talking during sex so good i say some crazy shit yeah do you not like that the girls

mute i love it when you talk or like indicate what's working for you right like that feels so good like yeah not everyone's like the the same the same like setup you know like you you want to make sure that you know some girls like i've my friend was saying it was fuck this girl in the ass and she squirted from in her like out of her not out of her ass but like from getting fucked in the ass oh so like some girls like that some girls like it only been on their clit some girls like g-spot so it's like you tell me how i can best service you because i know that this is going to be done in minutes so i know what works for me so you tell me all i have to do is put the tip in and we're good

but like for you i know you're right we're a little bit more complex yeah like a da vinci code i have to sit there and like do a Rubik's Cube on your clip. Yeah, so like help me out so we can get there faster. Yeah, like let's make it better for you. You're such a giver. I'm doing my best. You're such a giver. Yeah.

Role play? Yeah, fun. Fun. Turn on. Biting? I just got bit me one time, but like too hard. It drew blood and I was kind of just like- Like I'm in pain.

Yeah, I'm not turned on like i thought like i thought there was a dog in here is a chihuahua like attached to my shoulder i got a little nibble here and there like oh wait like a little biting i think is good but when i'm literally like ow and then the next day i wake up and i'm like that wasn't like fun yeah like like there's a difference between like choking where you're like oh like this is like getting me going but like biting you're like that just hurts yeah like heavy pda ew yeah get rid of it yeah bleached assholes we're eating ass now so bleach them but you still love the ones that aren't bleached yeah actually there was this girl that was enough there's this girl that looked like she's never wiped in her life and i was just like

you know what who cares like whatever like that there I was just like, you know what? Who cares? Like, whatever. Like, that. There was stains up the walls, you know? But it was like, whatever. Who cares? I checked. It was wiped. You're just saying it was naturally really dark?

Yeah. Yeah. It was like a black hole. No, it was really dark. But it was just like. But you were, like, down for it. You're like, okay. I was like, who cares? Yeah. We're all built different. Yeah. We're all built different like we're all built different like speak your truth

girl yeah like go for it i'll still lick it sexting yes but if it's the only form of your communication then no yeah like i'm like so over sexting unless it's like actually because i know we're gonna fuck later and like it's like a little flirting like build up but like it's foreplay during the day to like get wild at night but like like, I just think like aimless, dumb sexting that I'm like, okay, I have to go into my interview now. Like, what the fuck is the point? Like, that was just a hassle. Like, I'm like.

Me and that, me and that girl with the boyfriend. It's like, that's all we do. Sexting. And I'm like, ugh. Right, like just come over. Like, let's fuck. Yeah. Like, don't be boyfriend.

Yeah, literally. No, but then you wouldn't want her. No, I would not. You can't date her. I would not. She didn't harry yeah she doesn't live here as if if she did harry you're gonna literally do the same thing as your last ex your ex was fucking a guy lying to you the next girl i see i'm sending i'm gonna send her here for a screening and you're gonna put her in like a sit her down yeah full like spray it down with like chlorine because like we gotta figure out like are you putting a ring on that yeah you can't put a ring on that because you're she's fully cheating on her boyfriend with you and she'll

do the same thing to you motherfucker you little loser okay how you feel about um handcuffs yeah nah no it's just too much effort bro like get some rope loud orgasms it depends it i've hooked up with a few girls that it sounds like a fucking fire truck you know like someone just got like the SWAT the SWAT team pulled in it's like like you know like can we just like just stop we're like do you do that when you're alone masturbating girl like probably not yeah i i like i like it when you know and you feel it and it's just like right because they're being quiet or like you know talking a little bit throughout the process and then when it comes in they're just like

shaking and like letting it out like that like that's like hot and sexy but sounding like a fucking dog that just got his leg run over isn't like hot like right and it's also usually you know like this is performative like you don't actually have to be screaming this loud there's a natural reaction you can have when you have an orgasm but like i could be quiet when i had an orgasm period sex you know what i'm a bad boy i don't mind it i don't mind it i'm really like my one yeah i don't care i don't know it's like blood bond i don't know i get it because girls on their period are usually way hornier i don't care i don't know it's like blood bond i don't know i get it because girls on their period are usually way hornier i don't give a yeah like dudes who get freaked out about it's like fuck off like what my only rule is i'm not gonna eat you out when you're in your that's fair

you know like but even if you're on your period like you could like go around the clit a little bit you can you can but it's also like for me yeah if i'm gonna go down there and go to town you want to go to town i don't care i don't care but i'm like i'm gonna suck on everything i'm gonna suck the blood out of that shit you know i'm gonna i'm gonna come up with a blood clot on my tooth like but the thing is so that's why i'm like you know unless we're like fully dating i probably won't do that but yeah i don't care about blood sex like i love that i put a towel down yeah but the thing is i understand that girls are like embarrassed like worried about it it's like who cares like that's why like i think half women are like oh is the guy gonna be freaked out why do men not just be like i literally love fucking you like i literally could care less yeah and that's the

thing but i feel like it has to go through a little bit of like talking and like whatever else but i'm like as soon as they say i'm on my period i'll lay the towel down i'm like we're gonna put the blankets over and we're gonna stare into each other's eyes and then i'm not gonna look i'm gonna pull it out and we're gonna like put out the towel right you're just like not late yeah later like right it just feels wetter yeah exactly a little mushy yeah a little mushy okay and a little bit of color a little bit of fun yeah love that okay who would you absolutely die for if they slid into your dms oh um i think no i was okay there's like a few people say you know are you blushing say them then they will i literally was like look at emrata's page today and i was like damn like she's like effort effortless

effort effortlessly the most attractive person on the planet and like me and my friend group like i literally was like my my day is like derailed because she's just like so stunning have you dm'd her i haven't but then and then i was thinking like ice spice would be a lot of fun and then sweetie as well i'm like sweetie would be kind of crazy but then i'm like i think i messaged sweetie one time i don't know if she saw it and then actually i messaged iggy azalea and she replied she's like i feel like i have like she's a sweetheart she's like i feel like i have to reply because you're australian and then i was like i sent her a voice note i'm like that only works with girls that are american and she just didn't never replied and then i think i sent her something unsent i got

nervous i'm like okay give me my phone what are you sliding in with what did you say to iggy azalea no some of the messages are crazy like i'm trying to get an idea like what the fuck are you sliding in with over there oh i'm blocked no um i said it's probably something bad oh i just what's good oh oh it's so boring hurry yeah a little underwhelming yeah well because i think before that i was like what's up little my dm to chloe kardashian was what's up you little butter chicken and then i was like oh fuck because then that's all that scandal yeah what happened with that i don't know if you remember but netflix had me in their bio oh yeah and there was like a back and forth thing that was going on yeah and i got flowers and this is when i just got my bentley um i got flowers and like cookies no i wrote it off at coachella it's gone yeah whatever who cares it doesn't even exist yeah bentley um okay um but i got flowers

like cookies just to say thank you because i was like oh it's actually like it's really sweet and really generous for them to like give me that much care and attention the fact they put me in their bio for like a week or two weeks anyway um so someone did like a blind item to do more and it was like harry i'm working at a pr agency harry jazz he's like picked up a flowers and a bentley and he's like going because i think they saw me post it like oh he's he's uh i got good word that he's seeing like chloe kardashian so then it just spread like wildfire and of course i'm not gonna deny that of course not but i went straight to my dms and i unsent every weird corny little message that was there how many did you send her like three or four oh my god that wasn't like crazy it was just like right so you want a

clean slate yeah i was like fuck like because now if it gets big she's gonna she's gonna be like oh who is this dude check messages and yeah it's like what up you little butter chicken right it's like how you doing you pelican right yeah also i feel like like she may not get your humor so she's like i'm not a pelican you fucking asshole like are you like trolling me like what yeah but she commented on it and this is absolutely not true in capitals come on girl like let me have one more day like give me one more so did you message her no i left it like i've got friends i'm friends that are like connected with her and close with her and one of them said she thought it was like really funny but i feel like you guys could be like low-key good together same like like i feel like chloe like deserves a guy that's going to

treat her right but is also going to like give her the best dick of her life and you're a nice guy chloe chloe we're coming no okay but i i was thinking about it i'm like damn i feel like i because dating outside of this industry is like a little bit difficult because there's a lot of like highs and lows and and there's a lot of like you know people get a little bit insecure a little bit worried and i'm like damn i feel like i my my dream is like to have someone like maybe an actress or someone in that space um you know that's just like that that understands it and that just like you just like yeah i don't know i could also kind of see you and emirata together no like i will text her for you i'll be like oh okay i'm gonna say i'm gonna say something after okay do you want to say now no because

we will get in trouble and that person will hate us okay i'm fucking crossing my legs like a little bitch i know you're all scared yeah i'm so scared um okay you who's the most famous person you've ever hooked up with i'll just bleep it out but I can't. I'm fucking crossing my legs like a little bitch. I know. You're all scared. Yeah, I'm so scared. Okay. You, who's the most famous person you've ever hooked up with? I'll just bleep it out, but say it to me. That was what I was about to say. Who? What?

Yeah, that's what I was going to say after. Was it good? Insane. Like we had so much fun. I can so see that. Oh my God. I know. Okay. like we had so much fun i can so see that oh my god i know okay and if she's watching this we love you we're so sorry i love you you know who you are yeah she's incredible this is the craziest shit and i've never had anyone say this to me i walk in this room and

she goes i just want to let you know this is never going to go anywhere you're a big boy and i just need you for one thing and i was literally like oh no oh, no, I'm like, I'm a nice guy. Like, it could. I think I'm nice. And she's like, no, I'm telling you. Like, I don't want anything to do with you after this. I love her. And I was like, wow.

Like, what a boss bitch. And then she was literally like, fuck me. And let me fuck you. No, we hung out for the day. Like, the funniest thing was like i was like i'm gonna press i picked up my friend's rolls royce and i'm like harry what's with the rolls royces i'm sure people like that i feel like i'd be like you're a douche if you pick me up in a rolls royce sorry okay well you want to be in a camry like like do you want to

call send you an uber black or just like what do you want yeah like a little bit more like helicopter like chill just chill like okay but i. Okay, I'm also freaking out because this is the most like famous person ever that's like shown interest and is like funny and she's incredible. She's so smart. So wait, so you guys hung out all day and then. Like a few hours. And then the funny shit was she like, she's such a boss. She's such a boss.

She said, she said to me, she's like, I thought I wasn't like, she's like, I got another hotel room at this in the same hotel. So I had another room because i didn't know if i was gonna like you if you're gonna be annoying or not i was just gonna leave and i'm like dude what the fuck she's like but you're cool and stayed and we like cuddled and everything was like really amazing like she was awesome that just warmed my heart so yeah no she's like such a special person she's amazing like i am obsessed with her like whenever we whenever it's kind of like whenever i like we check in yeah yeah she's just like she's just it's that same vibe i literally just saw her recently and i was like

like i need you in my life more yeah she's such a special person yeah and she's like she would she would just be i'm so proud of you like harry like that's huge like good for you um but yeah she's cool but and so fucking hot and it was amazing it was so much fun that's so good yeah um okay so do you think you're in your reformed fuck boy era um i think i'm past it yeah like i'm like the reformed fuck boy was the guy that was like oh slowing out and out and going out. Like, oh, I'm only going to fuck four girls this month instead of 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm just like, yo, like, I don't want your energy anywhere near me. Like, I don't want to give you any piece of this.

Like, unless like, I don't want to hook up with someone just to hook up with someone. Well, then what is the girl that you're doing with the boyfriend? That was a while ago. Harry. that you're doing with the boyfriend that was a while ago harry okay there's one-offs no i did no i did enjoy there was the chat was really good and i did start to like damn this would be really cool but then you know she would do the thing like things aren't going well with my boyfriend like it sucks like really when can i see you whatever else and then they're posting like tiktoks and like they're like happily in love and i'm like okay well i'm like don't like fuck me just say like hey like yeah you know i just need you from time to time and that's fine but it was just like i i've started you're still texting no that was

that was before my birthday and it was just like so now you haven't spoken no but if she texts you right now you would answer i wouldn't i don't have feelings for her if she was in town and she just texts you and was like let's fuck okay well we've already done it but like for me harry no okay they're looking for wifey you're saying you wouldn't date these type of people right now you're just having fun if you're up for a fuck well the thing like i'm not going out of my way to find sex okay that's fair so like the milf the lady with three kids i was just gonna ask what's going on with her like i love like we tell each other we love each other like i love this woman like she's so incredible but the only issue is she lives on the other side of the country and she has three kids and they're beautiful kids like she's amazing where does she live miami okay but i'm just like how did you meet uh she went uh i was so actually i started a club in

new york and then we were like friends online for a little bit okay and then we just connected and then um anytime i'm with her it's just like i don't know she's just like a woman and she just like fucking she just tells me and she would like hold each other and she was just like you're so amazing like god loves you like this oh god loves you and i'm like oh we love the milf yeah god loves you yeah no but she was like she'll say like such beautiful things is that what you like to hear god loves you from a woman uh well i know he doesn't so i know she's lying through her fucking teeth no but you're trying to make you feel good yeah but no she like compliments me and i'm like oh wow like and i'm just like dude like what why and she's like you like your milf sex oh it's so good like it's insane like mothers or daddies just know how to throw it the fuck down no it's but it's like i don't know it's just electric you've whenever i'm

near her yeah it's like she has this pheromone i I'm just like. Right. Like, whoa. It's like an antenna. I'm like, I'm a Navy SEAL. I'm like, where did this come from? How many MILFs said you had sex with? I think just two. Just two. You think just two. Well, I can go. No, it's okay.

What are you allowed to talk about that you're doing? I was in this film that we filmed last year with this amazing director, Alec Roth. When is it coming out? I don't know. I think he got upset about me because I spoke too much about it. Okay. But Al Pacino's in it and Charlie Heaton and Diana Silvers. And it's really cool.

Okay. And they're just incredible people. And the fact that that was my first ever acting gig was just like incredible. I didn't have a big role. It was just a couple scenes. But it's a start. I'm a start i'm gonna start yeah and for me like my five-year goal is i want to be like you know when you see kevin hart and you're like i'm gonna watch that because it's gonna make me laugh yes that's where

i want to be that's why i'm like trying to avoid all the drama whatever else is because i want to be the guy that you like i know for 40 minutes yeah or an hour i'm just gonna sit and laugh at this guy like that's so that's the goal is like i'm working on films and movies and stuff and like trying to like move down that direction amazing but in saying that there is uh a few reality shows that are coming out next year are you allowed to say what yes like you're not gonna be the yes yes we're manifesting i am the bachelor everyone please please make this the cover photo for like no actually harry's the bachelor i am the bachelor can you honestly you would be a great bachelor how are you not the bachelor

why don't they pick you i'm too young i'm 26 now but you want your future wife and you want your kids bachelor batch nation dm is what are you talking about they have fucking kids that are 21 on that fucking shit do they yeah they're young as fuck let's fucking go i want to be the bachelor and i would be a great one i'm a candidate i'm ready to fall in love and and this photo proves it right you look like the bachelor you are the bachelor i am this is amazing and maybe if you become oh no how about how good is this if you become the bachelor i will host that season of the bachelor can you fucking imagine are you serious and we sit in a room and i'm like harry like do you like elizabeth and you're like i do but like i also like marcia and kennedy and raquel and chelsea you know how nuts can you imagine the ratings abc you know how pay up but like i host it and you're the fucking yeah if you're the fucking host and you're the bachelor hi but

imagine how insecure the girls would be like oh do you know alex right this bitch but i'm like guys i'm married yeah like literally harry and i've never had sex but i do care about him and then i would like have your back but i would also like love to talk to the girls abc abc abc hire us that's a great pitch no that's for harry nuts we're on to something you're gonna be on other reality shows that we can see you on yes there's a few few fun ones um thank god i know we're ready to see you back on screen because the thing is i was like i was turning them down for a minute because i'm like i really want to be i really want to focus on acting and i've got amazing agents and all this stuff

but then i just you're back well the craziest thing was after the breakup like not even a week after the breakup i had three huge fucking opportunities like right away and i'm like this is like like bird's eye view the universe has just has sent me this to say congratulations this is the right decision so again that's why i haven't been heartbroken and like fucking sobbing this time around is because i'm like i just got rewarded for making the right decision. I'm excited for you. And I think the daddy gang, we missed you. It's been like too long. And I just like,

we needed Harry Jousey back in our lives. Well, when I film this stuff next year, I won't talk about it anywhere else. please sit down with us. Okay. Harry, we have,

we are, I think we're done, but we're not done. Cause you're going to stay at my house. We have so much to talk about, but I love you and please never forget us. And we love you. And how the fuck could I forget you guys? I'm your biggest fan.

I'm your biggest fan. I love you. I love you so much. Thank you so much. Daddy gang. Bye.