Call Her Daddy - Harry Jowsey: From Fuckboy to Marriage Material (FBF)

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

Harry Jowsey makes his return to Call Her Daddy and he doesn't hold back. He spills the tea on his dating life and reveals that his previous relationship ended due to cheating. He shares his new approach to dating aka Harry is hunting for a wife. Harry proudly declares that he's currently in his "dad era," which includes eating ass, sucking toes and many other wild sexual adventures. Alex and Harry answer questions from the Daddy Gang, providing advice on decoding mixed signals, navigating hookups with friends, dealing with bad texters, maintaining friendships with exes, and much more. Prepare for a wild ride because this episode is filled with hilarious stories, dating wisdom and plenty of laughter.

Hello? What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Kong and Daddy Jack. Where are you? Come on in! What? I forgot how tall you are! Oh my God!

Wait, I forgot how tall you are! You're so little! Oh my God, wait! Wait, what? Sit down, we're just starting? Oh my God. Wait, I forgot how tall you are. Oh my God, wait. Wait, what? Sit down. We're just starting. Oh, we're doing? We are so tall.

I always forget. Wait, what? Let's go. What up? Wait, can we check that the camera even fits you? You're the tallest person I've ever had on the podcast. So excited. Harry, oh my god, you smell great.

What? Oh, gum. Oh, no Do they look good is his head in the frame? I was okay. I swear to God. I was tearing up for the past week. Stop your lies. No, my heart is racing. No, Harry. Okay, Harry Jassy, welcome to Call Our Daddy. It has been too long. Isn't it kind of crazy how like both of our lives have like gotten bigger and like crazier and like where we were when we first podcasted together?

I'm actually gonna cry. Like, right? No, I was... It's kind of crazy. Oh my, I was thinking about it on the like the last week and I was like Holy shit to be a friend and a fan and to see like you blossom and like how what this is turned into Like I was just like damn like if there's one person that motivates me not trying to kiss your bum No, I feel the same way about you, but it's just like ah

Shut the fuck I Like I like watch your story proud like friend like I'm just so proud I like I'm just like dude I see all these amazing guests so crazy I'm like no you know what's also crazy that I was thinking about this but for guests of the show like you have come on three times Why do I keep coming back Harry? I think that's like we like love each other We have this like good vibe and like oh, and it's like now we have to like catch up all the time It's like check in. This is so crazy. Did I hear that you like drova Lambo up here? What up bitches?

Yeah droval Lambo up here What up bitches? Yeah But I'm not living in a house like this hold on hold on I don't live here wait Oh, you just bought this no no no it's like my studio You have a whole house in the studio because like when celebrities are coming I don't want them to like go to like a corporate office and like go past like a security guard and have to go up to Like the elevators like it's more intimate that they can come into my house and like go in the backyard if you want to swim later go swim I just want to say it's an orange Lambo. Yeah, Harry. I ordered it like like maybe two years ago Okay, so you didn't just rent it for today. No, I was I was thinking I like sticks

I'm gonna like rent it But like if you go inside it like it smells like dog like like slow but everywhere like it's like lived in oh Destroyed Wow an orange Lambo like Harry like are you stocking up on your money over there? Harry we need to get you a financial advisor. Let's be smart. I get so sassy I'm like, let me just fucking buy it like fuck you. You're kind of like a lady like you're like Yeah, I could die tomorrow. Like let me get like let's go 110% in debt You just celebrated your birthday. Oh, yes. How was it?

Oh, it was so fucked up. Also, you're 26. I know. When I said that to people before, they're like, that's it. You're only 26. You're so young. Well, because I look old. No, you don't. You don't. You look great. Oh, really? before they're like that's it like you're only 26 you're so young well because i look old no you

don't you don't you look great oh really but like you just you're so tall and like manly and i don't know i feel like you have like you're 35 with like kids in the family like no i don't know you would know if you had kids they'd be coming for the lambo yeah yeah yeah so no kids yet no okay i was i was excited for a little bit there was something that I was like, oh, I like this could be the one and then like no No, this is not the one Harry no, I know it was so silly, but like I was at a point Well, actually last time we saw each other. Yeah, I was just like you were like dating Julia, bro And then jake paul stole I know

Like and that feels like ages ago. No, that's crazy. So I was you got me my worst Oh, okay And now like I think I was just like, okay cool Like I don't want to have like sex with everyone anymore. Well, not like I was having sex with everyone There's still people that I missed. Yeah but Anybody who looked with me the eyes There's some people that I missed he said like a couple stragglers. I didn't

Know but I was just like oh, I just want to have sex with people that like I Love and I care about his sex is just so much better when you can like one night stands and whatever else and then I stopped drinking Mm-hmm now I'm drinking again. Should we be drinking right now? Do you wanna drink? I didn't know, cause I was like, okay, wait, let's talk about that for a second. You stopped drinking for how long?

13 months. Okay. And why did you start drinking again? Okay. So it was after Coachella last year, I was like, you know, after a festival, you like fucked up in bed for like two weeks. I was destroyed. And I was like, you know know, I'm not gonna drink till my birthday and then I didn't I didn't do the math on It and then it was like two months in my friends like come out. Let's get fucked up I was like, oh no, I told myself that I was gonna wait till my birthday and then it got to like 13 months

I'm like dude, what is wrong with me? So you're like you were done with drinking. Yeah, and then what did you do for your birthday? Oh, I was I So you were like, you were done with drinking? Yep. And then what did you do for your birthday? Oh, I was, I was so embarrassing. So all my friends like flew in and then, you know, the benders started and it was just like bad news. And we went to Cabo and like, I could show you some stuff off camera. It was fucked up. Like what?

Like what were you up to? Come on, just give us a little like no we were just like There was like no one in the clubs and we're just like getting naked like throw our money everywhere like the people that were we're Just taking their clothes off and then we were At this very expensive hotel and we're stealing like the fire hydrants and like spraying each other Just like classic like fun loving things like just classic Harry Jelsey thing. We paid for the fire hydrant. Good yeah yeah good. We cleared it up yeah we spent a lot of money there. Wait so was that the first time that you drank in 13 months? Yeah. What was your tolerance like?

Terrible I had one shot and I was like yeah I'm like I wanna have sex, I wanna get crazy. Wait, did you have birthday sex? No. There was like, there was like hesitation. No, I didn't, no. You remember. No. You're blushing. You can tell me.

No, you just made me nervous. Wait, why? For a while I was like, oh, I don't wanna, I just don't wanna hook up with anyone cause it's just so draining. Yeah, you just put so much into it You're just such a lover But I was like the next person I date out of Barry's I'm dating to marry so anyone who looks at me like if you

If there's if I don't see that we're gonna get married, I'm gonna block you Harry you can't do that Harry, you can't do that. I can't. No, you're like the classic thing of like women always say like there are guys that you're like, oh my gosh, like we were in love, but he just wasn't ready to get married. And when men are ready to get married,

if they just find the person on the street, that's their wife. Like you just wake up one day and you're like, I'm ready for my wife. I met the postman, I'm like, dude. Hey, you wanna get married? Wait, okay, so did you have birthday sex? Don't lie to me.

Yes. Okay. Was it like with multiple people? Like what are we working with? You wanna get married? Wait, okay, so did you have birthday sex? Don't lie to me. Yes. Okay. Was it like with multiple people? Like what are we working with? No, no, it was just like, I woke up, I'm so sorry. What? You said sorry to who? To the friend. The friend? Yeah.

Cause you had sex with the friend? No, no, it was just like an old fling that decided to come back around. Oh, and they went to get down to Cabo with you? No, they didn't. Cabo was so, it was just like an old fling that decided to come back around. Oh, okay, and they went to get down to Cabo with you No, they didn't Yeah, the school of fish, okay, so you went to Cabo then on your actual birthday Why we've literally talked about like fingers and buttholes and I know your reform I'm trying your outfit you feel more like an adult Yeah I'm trying your outfit you feel more like an adult. Yeah

I feel like I'm your therapist. How are you? You're married or you getting married I'm getting married that's crazy. Did you think one day we were gonna get married I was I think I commented on it and I had people DM me like I know you're secretly angry like yeah, of course. I'm angry We're good as friends. No, I was like so good If we ever if in the previous yeah anything ever happened you would never talk to me Right so like it's good for you and clout you're able to keep coming on here because we've never hooked up Yeah, and we're just friends, but if had we had hooked up then you wouldn't be here. Yeah, so that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked up We never hooked up. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we why are you being weird about the birthday sex thing? No, okay, I fucked on my birthday. Okay, but I was just like it was I don't know I

Was really drunk. Okay, and I probably got taken advantage of oh Okay, okay. Okay. I feel like it was fun. Okay. And then the carbo thing, it was just whatever. But I was also like. Okay.

Do you feel like 26, you're in your quarter life crisis era? What's going on? No, I am. Oh. Yeah, I want kids, marriage, and a nice house. This one specifically. I want this house.

You're dressing the part for like the dad. But like a hot dad. Did you get more tattoos? No, I'm getting them removed. Oh, you're like cleaning it up. Oh, so like we are like we're gonna have to like tone it down today? No, bring it up!

I'm coming to see you. I was so excited. Let's go crazy. I eat us now? like, you look great. I eat us now? Oh, you do? Okay, I just realized there may be some people that listening to this that didn't listen to our first two. I highly recommend, I wouldn't say pause this one,

but just know like there's a really beautiful progression of like Harry Knight, can we turn up the air a little bit? Getting hot. Harry and I started our journey three years ago. Anyways, we've now known each other for so long and it's only become this annual thing almost that we do of like, but then it started to become like we needed time for this one.

Cause like now we really haven't seen each other since the last two was a little bit closer together. Harry talked about, you know, when like he's fucking girlfriend behind like seeing a little bum fluff. Remember that? Bum whiskers, yes! I asked Harry, like, do you like look, cause a lot of girls are like so terrified,

like are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind? And Harry was like, well, some, like if I see you little bum whiskers, like, and I was like, oh, so like girls are like, do I have to shave my asshole? And you were like, no, but like, if it's like really bushy like maybe like clean it

out so i can like you know not focus on just the bum whiskers yeah now that we're eating us i don't want to be tugging on his you know i don't want to pluck him what changed for you to begin eating ass um i did it a few times and i just got a you know a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience you know i'm in there um I'm like you know did you have curry last night yes I could my tongue is spicy but now I'm like you know what I'm in my dad era what would a dad do oh and suck toes oh I got a foot fetish. Oh, not really. I love sucking toes Harry, what the fuck? Okay, hold on. I went to ayahuasca. I've got to develop the foot fetish for that and then here we are I feel like ayahuasca helps you like go to a different place in life, but you just realized through ayahuasca I've never heard someone be like I realized in that I have a fucking foot fetish. What? What?

I realized in that I have a fucking foot fetish. What? What? What? Who, who's, who? So you were sucking toes for a little bit there and you really like it now? I enjoy it. I'm like, yeah.

I'm just like, look, if you're enjoying, you know, laying down, missionary, put a foot in my mouth. Oh, while you're fucking them, you're also sucking the toe. Yeah, I'm not sitting there just like, oh my God. Are you making eye contact while you're fucking them, sucking their toe? I'm trying not to, cause I'm like, I don't want you to look at me Right, cuz it's almost like you're like kind of sucking dick but like the big toe

Don't look at me look away Let me enjoy my popsicle I honestly kind of love that for you I think it takes a real man to be able to eat ass, to really be able to put that toe in there and look it around. I'm so proud of you. No, I'm growing up. This doesn't sound like a quarter life crisis.

No, I have a whole wardrobe full of just sex toys and this big fuck machine. It's been fun. Wait, what? I was in a relationship for a year, so I was just like- Going after it. There was one day where we didn't,

a little bit of time where we didn't see each other for a minute, and I was like, you know what? There's a bunch of stuff I wanna try and you're the dance partner. So strapped her into the bed. And then I was like, I lit all these candles. She thought I was taking a meeting. She came in my room, she's like, what's going on?

I was like, you just have to shut the fuck up and you're gonna get pinned out and you got no choice. And did she like it? She loved it. Okay, that's great. That's good to clarify too. Like when you're pinning a woman down, like you have to clarify,

I called daddy, she was loving it. Love shot. We previously spoke about it. Okay, got it. And she's like, yeah, I just love it. Like, cause she just loves to be dominated. So I'm like, okay, well. I think that's also really hot in relationships

where like take a little fucking initiative. I think sometimes people forget like, hey, sometimes you should surprise your partner with things. I heard that you have this plan. You look great in white Are you good? Okay? What plan? Okay? What plan are talking about? Okay, I heard you had a plan to be single for three years I think it was when I broke up with your ex-girlfriend for the first time and I was like, you know

I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to focus on myself and I'm kind of in that place right now Okay, so is that like a hard like three years? It's more just like everyone stay away from me unless you're like the wife, like unless you're the one, you know, which is so scary, scary thing to say, but I'm like, I just don't wanna fuck around. I've like, I've learned enough lessons. I've learned everything I need to learn.

Yeah. You know, I know what I like, I know what I don't like, like just stay away from me. Am I allowed to ask? Cause I feel like I've seen certain I need to learn. Yeah, you know, I know what I like I know what I don't like like just stay away from me Am I allowed to ask because I feel like I've seen certain things on the internet where like you and your ex like wanted To stop talking about each other. But like why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other? Um, I think when they start to take a fancy for other guys while you're in a relationship Like that that tends to like that'll do it. Yeah, that will really like set you over the line. Okay, like hey, you actually have a boyfriend You shouldn't be like

Bouncing on that guy. Oh, okay. So you got cheated on yeah kind of I haven't really said it. I really said it but why? Well, cuz I'm just I don't talk about it. Okay, I'm like, but we're gonna talk about it. Yeah Call it daddy always gets it out of it. Yeah Every other interviews asking you like no like it was an amicable split you come on here like I got cheated on Alex Every like every interview they're like, can we talk about your exes? I'm like, no like I don't want to talk about Alex It's like Harry. How did you find out you were getting cheated on? I Think um, well, LA's a pretty small place. And you seem to have figured it out.

And there was a lot of emotional cheating, and there was a lot of cheating, like messaging other guys, whatever else. And I was like, wow, whatever. But I just- Were you a saint? Not the first time. Oh, you guys had two rounds?

Yeah, two rounds. I wasn't going out of my way, but I would like other people's photos. Okay, is that the extent? Apparently, no, I would reply to some comments and stuff like that. But like, I mean. We love accountability here.

Like this is good. No, I mean, I'll be honest. Like it's over, we can like open it up now. So you in the first round of dating your ex-girlfriend, you answered some DMs, you were liking some girls' pictures, you weren't being faithful in that sense. Early on, I think early days, before we officially put a title on it,

I was still messaging girls and whatever else, which I didn't think was a big deal. But then once things got serious and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna marry this girl, I wanna buy us a house, I wanna do all this stuff. I was just like, okay, no one else matters and then yeah, it's like Second time around like it was this like same person as the first time that we broke up that we split and I was like Okay, cool like dude

Are they together now? No, no What's wrong with him no, he's like Okay, so you just told me the people that's really shocking What's wrong with him? No, he's like, nah, I can't tell you. Who? I'll tell you after. Okay, so you just told me the people. That's really shocking. Okay, so you thought you were going to marry this person and you were faithful towards the end also.

Yeah, I was being such an angel. I was planning our future together and I don't know, I was being such a good boyfriend. I feel like I took care of every of her life like free like house bags everything she did I got a Rolex I got her like paid for a legal bill I'll take the wedding ring give me your relationship give me your relationship wait wait wait okay Harry when this comes out though is she gonna probably say something like you're lying? Do you think she'll say you're lying? Of course.

["Dumb N' Dumber"] So the daddy gang needs your help Harry. Okay. Okay. Come on me daddy. Come on. Okay. So I asked them to send in scenarios right now if they're getting kind of like mixed signals from a guy and if you can kind of break it down for us, like what do you think

this means for them? Okay. Okay. So number one, this guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities like going to museums and going to parks and going to- Museums? Yeah, museums, I'm like, okay, oh. No, you said museums.

You said it so crazy. Sorry, go, go, go, go. They're going to museums. Museums, yeah. Who says museum? It's museum. She went to the museum. What?

She went to the place with him. She went to the place with him. She went to the place with him that has artifacts in it. Yes. Bam. But, but he has never once tried to kiss me. The only red flag I saw was this time when he walked me home and I couldn't get inside my apartment. He didn't offer me to go to his place.

So I had to sleep at my friend's. What is the vibe here? Is there an age? No, but I kind of feel like I know what this is. Well, you go. No, okay. I think my thought is, I don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you. And I think in a good way, like if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place, I think there's a, there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy of like come back to my place and like I think sometimes you have to look inward of like what vibes are you giving off? Like I think sometimes

guys aren't going to go in for the kiss if like you're being a little bit more reserved like they want to be respectful. I could be looking at it wrong. No no I'm fully in agreement because I think with me like at this point in my life yeah I'm not trying to like take a girl home after going to museum like right away but like you know I could see that he would just like wouldn't want to like overstep like yeah okay just you guys are just getting to know each other maybe there hasn't been the right opportunity like I don't remember last time I ever made out with someone at a museum I love that't know the last time I went to a museum. But I love that for a day. Like very educational. Like very chic.

Okay, and here's the thing. I think you've got a good guy because pieces of shit, I think we've spoken about this, bad guys will just hang out with you at night. They just want to fuck you at night. That's it. There's only nighttime activities. They just want to have wine, dine, get a pizza, put it in your bum fluff. Yeah, like, baby girl, you're saying the daylight. Like you're're going to, like, the park? You've got a husband. You've got the one. Right, right.

Send his details. No, I think you're right. I think if he's not being aggressive enough, you could also give hints. And like, maybe you can make a light joke at your next dinner of like, maybe I'll get a kiss tonight. And like, something cute and flirty to let him know you're open to it, so you give him the green light. Be you're sitting there and then he's like can I get the cream pie?

No Harry! No one says that cream pie! No one's saying that! Okay but this is a good sign. It's a great sign and I think if you really want to kiss him it's so attractive if a girl leans in and just goes for it. No guys ever gonna say no unless it's my sister like Wait, wait, no. Oh, you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you. Yeah, which they wouldn't Like the Jalce family isn't in touch to all I just want to date with it just want on a date with a guy that I've been friends with we've been snapchatting a little which I hate because like we're too old for that and he hasn't texted me since the day should I text him first A grown man snapchatting you? Get out! Get out! We, we, are you using Snapchat? No, yeah, no, okay, hold up.

We get paid on Snapchat. Oh, okay. Are you on the program? No. Oh, you got enough money. Leave it for me. No. Send me this content.

No, but I use Snapchat because I get paid on it. And I build a community. You can build a community. Right, but you're not messaging the girls who are taking on dates on Snapchat. No. Here's what I will say. Some people are stuck in their old ways.

And I think if you are getting stuck on Snapchat, my immediate response is message them back and be like, LOL, I don't use this app, text me. And then never open their message again. That's a clear way to be like, make the person a little insecure of like, oh yeah, this is not grown shit. Like, let's move off of this app and also then you wait and if they don't text you goodbye We're done. Yeah, gross like get out of snapchat grown man on snapchat. It's all good. It's all good

He didn't have snapchat unless he's hairy making money and driving Lambo Okay, so I've been hooking up with my best friend for almost a year now. He was aware I had feelings for him, but still talked to his ex throughout in a romantic way for sure. Last month, I decided to break it off with him, so he confessed his feelings for me, but said he doesn't want to commit

because he has a lot of personal issues. He also claims he blocked his ex. What the fuck should I do? Give me a fucking break girl. Oh my, are you serious? Come the fuck on. First off, do not fuck your best friend. No. That's why we've never... Do not fuck your best friend, okay? No, don't.

Like, it's just, if you have something special, why ruin it with the two minutes of pumping and humping? So they pumped and humped now, now because she did it, Harry, let's not make her feel bad. She fucked the best friend. Let's talk a little bit about this manipulation. Because what I don't like here is it's the classic, the minute she pulls away, he's coming back at her

and he's trying to get her back. But then right when he gets her back, he's like, but I don't want anything serious. Cause like I have personal issues going on. Someone that says they have personal issues going on, absolutely you can be having that. But if it's actually a real connection, someone will be with you even while they're going through

their personal issues, I truly believe that. And also if he was serious about you, the ex is never gonna come back in the picture. No other girl is gonna be around. Like if it's legitimately, if this is your best friend and you're like, yeah Oh, do you care if I have my feet on the table? Clean-ass shoes. Yeah, they're brand new. Yeah, you run to them for a day. Just like your car You're returning all of this it's going back even that these

No, okay but also if your best friend, like, he should love you, like, through and through. And, like, if it's that serious and if it's legit. I just think the manipulation and to be like, okay, well, I actually had feelings for you because he knows that you care, he knows that you want that. He's, like, dangling the carrot. I agree. Chop that carrot the fuck out and go find a cucumber.

Yeah, like, let's switch it up. Like, a good one. Yeah. I don't know that was good or really bad like we love it no carrots are small cucumbers are nice huge yes and I plant that shit okay but I know you're saying I think any time a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that like oh I have like I'm talking to my ex let's get out let's just fuck let's just move on like your ex is your ex for a reason

I agree. We're out. Okay. What does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person connection conversation chemistry? But are horrible textures and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out It means he doesn't give a fuck about you Harry. I mean he The thing is again people are busy and I think that like, take a bird's eye view. You know, take a bird's eye view of like the situation. Okay, is he like, got a crazy, is he working at museums? Or is he like, got a crazy busy schedule and he can only like fit you in a little bit of time.

But again, people can text you back if they want to. This is also a thing I would say is it depends what age you're working with, but like I remember when I met my, I hate this word is still so weird to me, fiance. It's crazy. It's a little cringe though. Please don't say that again.

I just wanna say partner. When I met my partner, I was so hair, he's like, I gotta go. Please shut up. When I met my partner, he was like, I don't text. I'll text you, but I wanna call you. And so- Oh, I hate that. Oh, at first I was like,

and then sometimes he would FaceTime me. And I was like, how am I like, here, I'm like, oh. What? But what I realized was like, he was just like busy as fuck. And when he had moments to connect with me, cause he like has a big job and he's like working all the time, he wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me.

And I appreciated that there was an effort. Maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls but I knew it was an effort. If this person's not giving you anything I think you could always say to them, hey listen I get you're super busy but I would like a little bit more communication in between because I feel like sometimes we have these great nights and then there's just a dip off and we don't speak at all. If he tries to then act like you're crazy for wanting to speak, that's a red flag of like you're being a little clingy.

You're just asking for some in between communication. That's good, yeah, I think everyone's selfish. When you said the FaceTime thing, I was like, ew, like, fuck that, I've had friends that call me and I'm like, peace off. But I realize it's because I'm being selfish and I'm not thinking about their schedule. Cause in that situation, I'm like,

dude, why are you not thinking about my schedule? Exactly. But it's because I'm a little bitch I'm not thinking about their schedule because in that situation I'm like dude Why are you not thinking about my schedule? Because I'm a little bit. Yeah, exactly. I think it's good I think it's good to realize also like you don't need to be texting 24-7 Yeah, that's also something that's like if you went from a relationship where it was so heavy in the texting You also have to get used to like some adult relationships like you don't need to be talking all day Yeah, also, yeah, there's literally friendships like ours. Yeah, we don't text. We voice note. We do.

OK, listen to this one. My best guy friend tells me he wants to try a relationship, but then goes out with his ex three days later. He then apologizes and said it's just as friends, but then he goes to a baseball game with her. I get that they have the same friend group, but dude, move on before you pursue me at all. Question being, can you be friends with your ex

and move on before you pursue me at all question being can you be friends with your ex and move on I think being in it it's it's kind of scary like being like I'm very secure guy but if my girl is like texting her ex and they're like you know in the same friend group they're all hanging out it would it wouldn't make me feel comfortable wouldn't make me feel excited like I wouldn't be like oh fuck Let's go hang out with big Jimmy like the one that you told me that like has a horse cock like let's go I wouldn't feel excited about that situation. I think that in no circumstances. You should be friends with an ex Yeah, yeah

If you're in a new relationship And you're still friends with your ex unless you have a child together, and you're trying to be amicable That's also a different word amicable. You're not friends like we're going to like have a child together and you're trying to be amicable, that's also a different word, amicable. You're not friends like, we're going to like get a drink together and like no, no, like you've been intimate with each other, like keep it moving, like there's no need for you to be friends. Okay, but what about a one-night stand or something of like a one-off? I think if you had a one night stand with someone and what you're saying then you become friends and then you get into a relationship, you're still friends with that person that you like one time had a one-night stand with. I're saying, then you become friends and then you get into a relationship, you're still friends with that person that you like one time had a one night stand with.

I think yeah, but you shouldn't hang out alone. Just had to respect for your partner. Yeah, would you tell your partner? That's it, see that's a tough one. Oh, that's hard. That's a tough one. I think maybe if, because I feel, I'm under the impression that the truth always comes out.

Yeah, I think I would because I think also like, if roles were reversed, I'd feel really hurt if I was in a room with someone that my partner had fucked and I didn't know. And even if it meant nothing to either of them, I would feel like the idiot. And you're right, if something came out, if someone made a joke and I'm like,

and then you find out that your partner didn't tell you, that's a bigger deal than if they told you. But you also then have to be mature enough if your partner tells you, yo, it doesn't mean anything, then I think you also have to be mature enough to like be like, okay I can see this person and be amicable with them. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Very mature I call it one date wonder why go on a first date text me and Saying you had a great time so much fun want to do it again and then fade out It's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much. Why do you guys do this?

Because we don't feel like the bad guy, you know? Like I want to text you, I want to tell you it was amazing. And then like, I just like let it fizzle out. Because again, people are selfish and people are just thinking about themselves. And it may be if they have a good soul, they have a good heart, they don't upset you, you know? I get that.

I almost think though, like sometimes the, like the false hope is more hurtful than just like ghosting I would rather get fully ghosted then someone being like I had the best time with you Boa and then I'm like a great Let's meet up again. And then like they keep like just put like passing me off and all Yeah, but I think what you can know is no matter what it's hurtful, but just take it as like, okay You don't waste your time. The person doesn't wanna go out with you again, it's okay. It hurts, but don't trust anything a man says. Oh, this one's sad, but it's like a classic.

You can just answer this. First date, the guy told me he's looking for a wife. Two months into dating, he said he's not looking for anything serious. Oh, no. It was me. It was me. Sweetie. He hates you.

Like what do we like. What do you think? Say thank you. Here's the thing like. Look some guys could be using that as like a ploy to be like you know I'm serious. It could be a fuck boy tactic. This could be like a full like he doesn't like you. Yeah, he just it's just not not it I think the answer is listen

Yeah He could have been serious saying he was looking for a wife and then he quickly realized you ain't my wife Yeah, so now he's like, I don't want anything serious. The point is he said he doesn't want anything serious So you can it doesn't matter. He could be a lying that he wanted a wife. He wanted a wife It doesn't matter. He doesn't like you. He sucks. Move on. Let's talk about nudes. Oh, yay. Do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh

for every girl you send them to? I think guys are different, no? Yeah, I don't know. You have to fluff it up a little bit, you know? Yeah, but like, do you ever reuse a good nude? Yeah, yeah, of course. Oh yeah, like you said. Like, my dick was looking real good that day.

Yeah, no, no, like. Yeah. I don't look amazing all the time. Totally. Like, it's cold. Totally. You know? Like, oh, I don't know, a little weenie.

Yeah, no, it's just a helmet. Like, get out of here, you bastard. And sometimes you don't want to have to, like, get it up to send the pic. Yeah, OK, here's my question to you. OK. So I was talking to this girl, and I sent her, like, a nice, like, fun photo. And and she's like have you used that one on

Onlyfans and I'm like, oh why is that an issue and she's like well then it's not for me I kind of get that I'd be like Cuz you girls care that you're on Onlyfans No, not necessarily no because I'm like you want to go you want to cry or want to go to Hawaii like Like do you want to get in the Lamborghini or like do do you want to like sit on the sidewalk like I don't know It's kind of crazy, I was told you didn't want to talk about only fans can we talk about it for two seconds? Oh, I don't want to talk about it, but there was a bunch of shit I didn't want to talk about then here we are is it mostly men that are consuming your content 50-50

Oh, yeah, I got my older ladies in there. Older ladies? Yeah, shout out my moms. Oh my god! Yeah, it's so much fun. Older women and then... My boys. Your boys. Yeah.

That's great. And so you're making bank? We're doing okay. I could see you're doing great. We can do better. We could be you. I'm like, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? girls that are like are you putting that on only fans I think I would feel that way too if I was like wait like you just gave that to like your mommy's and the gays like I want it to be like a personal photo for me I don't want to condone lying but like what then she's gonna like subscribe to like triple

check it wasn't only fans like no but I was money but yeah thank God you know who did subscribe my best friend's girlfriend who is friends with my ex and and she she showed me and this was actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because I fully lost trust for my best friend's girl. I love him but she showed me their text messages of both of them laughing at me and like screen showing my only friends and all the stuff. And I just said, look, I'm more just like embarrassed the fact that you like

Because me and her had a conversation. She said hey you'd posting this did you post that on only fans? She's like one of my friends said he subscribed and I'm like yeah, okay. Well you can just ask me Here's my phone right like look at my account go through it and that was the biggest thing for me like that would that's what really Hurt me like I was like sobbing because I'm like, dude, none of your life would be anywhere where it is without this and you're going to sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and going in. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? When you decided to do OnlyFans, were you nervous about people When you decided to do OnlyFans, were you nervous about people making fun of you? I think in this space you're always nervous about...

And actually if you have a fucking social media account, if you're watching this, I'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else. For me, initially I did it when I was single, right? And then I would do crazy stuff, I'd post crazy stuff, whatever else. And then when I fell in love, I was like, oh god, I don't want to, you know, if she's not okay with this, I don't want to do it for her. And that was where the judgment really set in because I already felt ashamed because I didn't, like she was telling me my family condones it, they hate it, they don't want me to do it, it's embarrassing how you speak, how you do this stuff, my family's embarrassed embarrassed so like it already like hurt me because I was already like worried and then Show her showing me the messages between her and her best friend. That's really mean. Yeah, I was sitting I was like damn like

like Right you like know this is already something that's really personal to me and I can get like sensitive about so to say like to know That your own girlfriend was like making fun of you Yeah for something that is like very personal and it's a decision that like you've made and like it is your family okay with it No, my family loves it. Like are your parents subscribed? Yes Like my mom was like I want to see how big it is. I'm like mom. You need to cut that out mom Yeah, cut it out. We're blocking all of Australia from my god Oh my god, how long do you think you're gonna do it? You know what, I said I was gonna retire

by the end of the year. And you're not? Well, there's a lot coming up for me. Like there's a movie coming out, there's a bunch of like crazy shows that are coming up. So I think by the time I finish filming all this stuff, like it should be three or four shows, it's gonna like okay cool like I don't want to because I like I Love it like I love connecting to people

I love having that community like going on live and just not giving a fuck like I got the fucker Tron 4,000 and I was doing like dildo races along the floor like I was like go live and just do weird shit and like have Fun right like I couldn't do that on tiktok Absolutely, or I could and that on TikTok. Absolutely! Or I could. And you'd be banned! Wow, so like, that's so cute. You're like the little community I've built. And you're also making money. So like, but I do feel like that's also an industry.

What I've heard is like it can get really addicting because the money and it is kind of like you can just quickly do it in your house and then all of a sudden you're making money like there's it's hard to like find a day like why would you stop well and it's also like scary like I feel like scared and worried for people that like maybe I'm new to it and they they feel like they have to show more and more and more to make more money and like try and keep that like money like baseline but it's just like for me I'm all about like building the community and then the rest of it's gonna like come out you know like you're doing everything on there but

you didn't you're doing everything on there but you did you're doing everything on there but no okay but you didn't have your girlfriend on there no no no way what but just yeah just do your thing that was the one with the boyfriend got it you know what she What? Harry, you can't keep giving me good shit that I can't use in a podcast. Say her biggest enemy. Your ex's biggest enemy is sending you nudes and that girl has a boyfriend.

All these fucking girls with boyfriends just sliding into your fucking DMs. We had the craziest ex. We had you fucked her and she has a boyfriend? Harry. Well, no. No, no. I know at some point It's not your responsibility exactly

I'm like it is though if you start dating her and think for two seconds that she'll be faithful just like your laugh Here's the thing you lose him how you get him exactly that's what I figured out uh-huh, so don't date her No, but it's you have sex fun Violent like she's hot like she's a little pick her up and just like my human pocket What poor poor boyfriend huh or now loser? Yeah, what a loser. We would have loser. Yeah Yeah, what a fucking loser yeah, you'd lose is gonna get cheated on fucking hell Harry um we Oh, yeah, I got more stories. Okay, wait, I didn't realize that you sent nudes to stand out and get accepted when you're applying to reality shows? Yeah. Brilliant. How do they not sound like a cease and desist? Because your nudes were that good. Well, no, so it was just like, I'm like, dude, there's so many people that are just like, hey, I live in my mom's basement. I want to be on the reality TV

I was like I stand out Let's let big Jim and the twins hang like what the fuck like I was just like dude They're gonna they're gonna like they're literally scrolling no no no cock what? Fuck okay sure This guy's crazy, so you submitted was it like a good nude or just a literally picture of your day? Yeah I have a pretty penis. So like She wouldn't know Yeah, yeah wouldn't know but I can't imagine yeah

Yeah, it's pretty circumcised beautiful, but it was a photo uncircumcised aren't Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can find some ugly ones more rats No, we don't we don't we don't we don't judge, but we love a little We don't we don't we don't judge, but we love a little Who am I to say I've never hooked up with someone with an uncircumcised penis I've seen my best friends and I'm like dude you gotta cut that off He's like that's too late. I'm like that brother. I'm telling you. You know what to each their own. He's special He has a little extra coverage whatever Yeah, shut the fuck up. Tell me the story. You're sending nudes to reality TV shows

Yeah, cuz I was like okay. How do we keep a face like everything in the mirror? Just like it's me here. Harry like I'm locked in I'm loaded cuz like again is this Italy you yeah Were you smiling in them? I don't know. It's really like yeah like Yeah, like... Cock. Yeah. No, okay, here's the thing. When you're applying for reality shows, you have to think there's 10,000 other people applying.

So like, okay, they're gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna fucking lie. Like, I'm gonna play up my life like it's so crazy. Like, in my interviews for To What They Handle, when we're sitting there, like, I'd walk in the room in my undies and they'd be like, well, have you got no clothes? I was like, do you think I care like and I'll do like what so I'm playing up a persona of myself because again I was just some little boy in New Zealand. Yeah, that was just like what the fuck do I do? I want to make people laugh. I want to entertain people. I get that so I was just like fuck it

I'm gonna be crazy because at the end of the day the the more crazy are the but they're gonna like they're gonna see dollar Signs. Yeah. Yeah, so I went in I was like cock and balls out the whole shebang and then in the interviews I was just like talking crazy how many girls have we like had sex with this week? I'm like like four today I'm like right you're like I didn't this isn't happening. Yes. I actually really like that I think that potentially now moving forward they're gonna get a lot of people sending in nudes, please send them and send them to me. Oh, yeah The first ever podcast that Harry and I did We were like joking and I was like, oh my God, Daddy Gang like send Harry nudes.

Like it was a joke. It was insane. And like Harry literally texted me afterwards, like Alex, like my DMs, like I'm getting so many nudes. I legitimately had like 10,000 like nudes That's what I'm saying. In like 30 seconds. It was fucked up.

And I'm like Harry like. I'm like, where are you coming from? And like, thank you. Like it was insane. I remember getting that text and like, thanks so much for a great experience. where are you coming from? And like, thank you. Like, it was insane. I remember getting that text and being like, thanks so much for a great experience. Also, like, I have so many nudes in my DMs. Like, thank you.

Like, you're an angel. Great work. Great working with you. Send them out. You have enough. Yeah, I got enough. Please, I, please, I... Have you ever sent a picture,

one of those pictures where like, you have an object next to your dick for cyber-reference, you know? I think, yeah, I think like a pencil. A baseball bat? Yeah, and asparagus. Yeah, no, I think a truck. Wait, like a guy usually, like a remote control?

What's the point of that? But I feel like that's if you have like eight, nine inches. Right, you're like really trying to show it off. Yeah, I'm like, dude, but also just like, no one's gonna like, woo! to show it off. Yeah, I'm like dude, but also it's just like, no one's looking at it like, whoo. You're like, oh fuck, I'm gonna be sore. You know? I, like big dicks are really scary.

Yeah. Like I don't like those. Yeah. Terrifying. Yuck. Okay, we're gonna go, we're gonna play turn offs or turn on. Tell me if this is a turn off or a turn on.

Okay. Nipple piercings. Turn on. Being choked Turn off like I would love to choke but if you choke me, I'm gonna get the fuck out of it. Okay, um shy girls Shy girls usually freaky as fuck. So turn on full bush I've had it once and Love it really cleaned up for you Harry Yeah I was surprised

And you still I still went down on her but I was just like Like Where is it? That's the clip No wait that's like a hairball Was that food? Was that crust? No okay the thing is

I don't care but like it's just harder for me to eat you out and I love to do that Just Yeah fucking clean it up. Oh, I had toe sucking on the last well How do you feel when girls wear oversized clothing? Sexy oh, okay. Yeah, I think it's kind of fun cuz like what's underneath a little Loch Ness monster What do you get under there? Anal fingering For me yeah No, never had it done, so I can't speak on it

I'm just too afraid. I'm like I know what comes out of that thing You're not letting anyone near your bumhole. I think actually go ate it on the weekend I was on my birthday, but I don't remember because I was really drunk Yeah, but like you clearly remember like I don't remember But she may have like put her head down there and she was like eating my ass. I went, but. No, it was pretty, yeah, she was trying everything.

Wait, so you're not letting anyone do ass play to you? No, not yet. Cause I'm just like, it's. When you find wifey, you're gonna want that. Your life is gonna change. Yeah, but I put a finger around there and I'm like, oh, you're like, yeah, that's scary. No, cause you can't do it yourself.

You have to have a partner do it. Oh, okay, well, yeah. I was also like, it was like me in the shower confused in the corner. Like. You're like you can't do it yourself. You have to have a partner. Oh, okay Well, yeah, I was like it was like me and the shower confused in the corner It comes out you're like No, I swear you'll like it you'll get there one day. Okay. Um, okay Filming yourselves having sex. I think it's kind of sexy. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, but have you ever had an issue of like, oh we filmed it and like people being like deleted I had this girl where she was like, yeah film it film it and then when I fell asleep

She was trying to like send it to her phone Oh, no, and because I was like, hey, like, um, I don't want that on your phone Like I was so we just saw each other like I don't really trust it I'm like if we're dating sure. Yeah, but like I was like, yeah, I don't I don't want that out there and but the thing is the reason why it made me feel weird is cuz Like if we had the conversation when we're awake, but yeah, yeah, it was weird. It was because I was asleep I'm very creepy and then you woke up. Yeah I woke up to my phone in my face like her trying to unlock it and I was like, what are you doing?

And she's like, I want this video. I'm like dude fuck off. And I was like, look while you doing? And she's like, I want this video. I'm like dude fuck off And I was like, look while we're here, let's delete it. Yeah, delete it delete it from recently deleted Got rid of it. I was like, you're scary You hear about those horror stories of like people trying to like put the face locator on your face But like so you've had that happen before people try to open your phone through your face Yeah, and you literally like and then it opens It's not weird like you can kind of tell when when someone's looking at you when you're sleeping. Yeah. Yeah, okay, that's sad.

How about butt plugs? Yeah, love them. Not for me, but for girls. Wips? Yeah, sure. Well, this is like, whatever. Talking during sex. So good.

I say some crazy shit. Do not let the girls mute. I love it when you talk or like indicate what's working for you. Right, like that feels so good. Yeah, not everyone's like the same like setup, you know? Like you want to make sure that you know some girls like my friend was saying he was fucked this girl in the ass and she squirted from like out of her ass, not out of her ass but like from getting fucked in the ass. So like some girls like that, some girls like it only been on their

clit, some girls like g-spot So it's like you tell me how I can best service you because I know that this is gonna be done in minutes So I know what I work. Yeah, you tell me all I have to do is put the tip in and we're good But like for you, I know you're a little bit more complex. Yeah, like a da Vinci code I have to sit there and like do a Rubik's Cube on your clip. Yeah, so like help me out so we can get there faster Yeah, like let's make it better for you You're such a giver. You're such a giver. Yeah. Roleplay? Yeah, fun. Fun. Turn on. Biting?

I just got bit me one time but like too hard it drew blood and I was kind of just like Like I'm in pain. Yeah, I'm not turned on like I thought like I thought there was a dog in here There's a chihuahua attached to my shoulder? I got a little nibble here and there. Wait, like a little biting I think is good, but when I'm literally like ow, and then the next day I wake up and I'm like, that wasn't fun.

Yeah, like ew. Like there's a difference between choking where you're like, ooh, this is getting me going, but biting, that just hurts. Yeah. Like heavy PDA. Ew. Yeah, get rid of it yeah bleached assholes we're eating ass now so bleach him but you still love the ones that aren't bleached yeah actually there was this girl that was enough

this is girl that looked like she's never wiped in her life and I was just like you know okay like that there was stains up the walls you know, but it's like whatever who cares I Checked it was what? You're just saying it was naturally really dark. Yeah Yeah, it's like a black hole Though it was it was really dark, but it was just like but you were like down for it Yeah, okay, yeah, like you know a little different like we're all built different like speaking truth girl. Yeah, I'll still lick it Sexting yes, but if it's the only form of your communication and no

Yeah, like I'm like so over to sexting unless it's like actually cuz I know we're gonna fuck later and like it's like a little Flirting like build up it like it's for play during the day to like get wild that night But like yeah, I just think like aimless dumb sexting that I'm like okay I have to go into my interview now like what the fuck is the point like that was just a hassle like I'm like I mean that man they go with the boyfriend it's like that's all we do sexting like really just come over like let's fuck yeah yeah don't be boyfriend yeah literally no but then you wouldn't want her no I would not you can't date her. I would not Harry yeah She doesn't live here as if if she did

Harry You're gonna do the same thing as your last act your ex was fucking a guy. I do you the next girl I see I'm sending I'm gonna send it here for a screening I'm gonna put her in like a sit her down. Yeah full like spray it down with Chlorine we gotta figure out like are you putting a ring on that? Yeah, you can't put a ring on that? Yeah. And you can't put a ring on that? Cause you're, she's fully cheating on her boyfriend with you and she'll do the same

thing to you motherfucker, you little loser. Okay, how do you feel about handcuffs? Nah. No. It's just too much effort bro, like get some rope. Loud orgasms. It depends. I've hooked up with a few girls that it sounds like a fucking firetruck, you know, like someone just got like

SWAT the SWAT team pulled in Like you know, like can we just like just stop we're like do you do that when you're alone masturbating girl? Like probably not. Yeah, I I like I like it when you know and you feel it and just like just like, because they're being quiet or talking a little bit throughout the process and then when it comes in, they're just like shaking and letting it out like that. That's hot and sexy, but sounding like a fucking dog that just got his leg run over isn't hot. Right, and it's also usually, you know,

this is performative. You don't actually have to be screaming this loud. There's a natural reaction you can have when you have an orgasm But like I could be quiet when I had an orgasm period sex You know what? I'm a bad boy. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. I really like my one Yeah, I don't care I get it because girls on their period are usually way hornier.

I don't give a... yeah. Dude you get freaked out about it. It's like fuck off. My only rule is I'm not going to eat you out when you're on your period. That's fair. But even if you're on your period, you could go around the clit a little bit. You can, you can. But it's also like for me, if I'm going to go down there and go to town... You want to go to town. I don't care. I don't care. But I'm going to suck on everything. I'm going to suck the blood out of that shit. You know I'm gonna

I'm gonna come up with a blood clot of my tooth like but the thing is So that's why I'm like you know unless we're like fully dating. I probably won't do that But yeah, I don't care about blood sex like I love that I put a towel down Yeah, but the thing is I understand the girls are like embarrassed and worried about it It's like who cares like that's why like I think half women are like, oh, is the guy gonna be freaked out? Why do you men not just be like, I literally love fucking you? I literally could care less.

Yeah, and that's the thing, but I feel like it has to go through a little bit of talking and whatever else, but I'm like, as soon as they say I'm on my period, I'll lay the towel down, I'm like, we're gonna put the blankets over, and we're gonna stare into each other's eyes. And then I'm not gonna look,

I'm gonna pull it out, and we're gonna put a towel there right you're just like not like yeah later like right it just feels wetter yeah exactly little mushy yeah a little mushy okay a little bit of color a little bit fun yeah love that okay who would you absolutely die for if they slip into your DMS I think no I was okay. There's like a few people. Say it! No, I was... Who are you blushing? Say them, then they will!

I literally was like looking at Emirata's page today, and I was like damn like she's like effortless effortlessly the most attractive person on the planet and like me and my friend group like I literally was like My day is like derailed because she's just like so stunning Have you DM'd her? I haven't but then there was things like I spy so it'd be a lot of fun and Then sweetie as well. I'm like sweetie would be kind of crazy, but then I'm like I think I've actually my time. I don't know if she saw it and then actually I message Iggy Azalea and she replied She's like I feel like I have like she's a sweetheart She's like I feel like I have to reply because you're Australian and then I was like I said

her voice note I'm like that only works with girls that are American and she just didn't never applied and then I think I said it something I'm saying I got nervous I'm like okay give me my what are you sliding in with what did you say to Iggy Azalea? No. I... Some of the messages are crazy. Like, I'm trying to get an idea, like, what the fuck are you sliding in with over there? Oh, I'm blocked. No, I'm trying to... Um, I said...

It's probably something bad. Oh, I just... What's good? Oh. Oh. It's so boring. Hurry. Yeah.

A little underwhelming. Yeah, well, because I think... Before that, I was like, what's up little, my DM to Chloe Goddard actually was, what's up you little butter chicken? And then I was like, oh fuck, because then that's all that scandal stuff came out. Yeah, what happened with that? I don't know if you remember, but Netflix had me in their bio. Oh yeah. And there was like a back and forth thing that was going on.

Yeah. And I got flowers and this is when I just got my Bentley. I got flowers and like cookies. No, I wrote it off at Coachella. It's gone. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I got flowers and this is when I just got my Bentley. I got flowers and like cookies. No, I wrote it off at Coachella That's gone. Yeah, whatever. Who cares? It doesn't even exist. Yeah, Bentley. Okay But I got flowers like cookies just to say thank you because I was like, oh it's actually like It's really sweet and really generous for them to like give me that much care and attention the fact They put me in there by if like a week or two weeks

anyway So someone did like a blind item to DuMoi and it was like, I'm working at a PR agency, Harry Jazzie picked up a flowers and a Bentley and he's like going, because I think they saw me post it, like oh he's I got good word that he's seeing like Khloe Kardashian. So then it just spread like wildfire and of course I'm not gonna deny that of course not but I went straight to my DM's and I unsent every weird corny little message that was there how many did you send her like three or four oh my god that wasn't like crazy it was just like right

so you wanted a clean slate yeah I was like fuck like because now if it gets big she's gonna she's gonna be like oh who is this dude check messages and it yeah like what up you little butter chicken right it's like how you doing you pelican yeah she's like fuck you also I feel like like she may not get your humor so it's like, what up, you little butter chicken. Right, it's like, I just have one. Hang on, you pelican. Right, she's like, fuck you. Also, I feel like she may not get your humor, so she's like, I'm not a pelican, you fucking asshole. Are you trolling me?

Are you insulting me? Yeah, but she commented on it, and this is absolutely not true in capitals. Come on, girl, let me have one more day. Give me one more. So then, did you message her? No, I left it. I've got friends i'm friends that are like connected with her and close with her and One of them said she thought it was like really funny, but I feel like you guys could be like low-key good together

Same like like I feel like chloe like deserves a guy that's going to treat her right But is also going to like give her the best dick of her life and you're a nice guy Chloe Chloe we're coming. Okay. But I, I was thinking about it. I'm like, damn, I feel like I, cause dating outside of this industry is like a little bit difficult because there's a lot of like highs and lows and there's a lot of like, you know, people get a little bit insecure, a little bit worried.

And I'm like, damn, I feel like my dream is to have someone, maybe an actress or someone in that space you know, that understands it. And then just like, you just like, I don't know. I could also kind of see you and Emirata together. No, like I will text her for you. I'll be like. I'm gonna say something else though.

Okay, do you wanna say now? I'll be like oh I'm gonna say I'm gonna say something after Do I say now? No because Yeah, we will get in trouble and that person will hate us Fucking cross my legs like a little bit. I know you're all scared. Yeah, I'm so scared Um, okay you who's the most famous person you've ever hooked up with I'll just bleep it out. But say it to me. That was what I was about to say

What Yeah, that's what I was gonna say Was it good? Insane like we had so much fun. I can so see that. Oh my god. No, okay And if she's watching this we love you. We're so sorry. I my God. I know, okay. And if she's watching this, we love you. We're so sorry. I love you. You know who you are.

Yeah, she's incredible. This is the craziest shit. And I've never had anyone say this to me. I walk in this room and she goes, I just want to let you know, this is never gonna go anywhere. You're a big boy and I just need you for one thing. And I was literally like, oh no, I'm like, I'm a nice guy.

Like, it could. I think I'm nice. And she's like, no, I'm telling you, I don't want anything to do with you after this. I love her. And I was like, wow, what a boss bitch. And then she was literally like, fuck me. We hung out.

And let me fuck you. No, we hung out for the day. The funniest thing was I was like, I'm gonna press her, picked up my friend's Rolls Royce and I'm like. Harry Harry what's with the Rolls Royce is I'm sure people like that I feel like I'd be like you're a douche if you pick me up in a Rolls Royce. Sorry, okay Well, you want to be in a Camry? Like you want to send you an uber black or just like what do you want? Yeah, like a little bit more like helicopter Just chill like okay, but I'm like, okay

I'm also freaking out because this is the most like famous person ever That's like showing interest and is like honey and she's incredible. She's so smart So we see you guys hung out all day and like a few hours and then and then the funny shit was She like she's such a boss. She's such a boss. She said she said to me She's like I thought I wasn't like she's like I got another hotel room at this in the same hotel So I had another room because I didn't know if I was gonna like you if you're gonna be annoying or not I was just gonna leave and then I'm like dude, what the fuck? She's like but you're cool and stayed and we like cuddled and everything was like really amazing. Like she was awesome

That just warned my heart. So yeah, no, she's like such a special person. She's amazing Yeah, like I am obsessed with her. Like whenever we whenever it's kind of like whenever I like we check in. Yeah. Yeah. She's just like she's just it's that same vibe. I literally just saw her recently and I was like oh like I need you in my life more. Yeah. She's such a special person. Yeah and she's like she would she would just be I'm so proud of you like Harry like that's huge like good for you um but yeah she's cool but and so fucking hot But yeah, she's cool, but it's so fucking hot And it was amazing

Okay, so you think you're in your reform fuckboy era I think I passed it yeah, like I'm like the reform fuckboy was the guy that was like Oh slowing out and going out like I'm gonna fuck four girls this month instead of 15 yeah, now I'm just like yo like I don't want your energy anywhere near me like I don't want to give you any piece Of this like unless like like I don't want to hook up with someone just to hook up with someone well You know no what is the girl that you're doing with the? boyfriend That was a while ago That was a while ago. Harry? There's one offs.

There's exceptions. No, I did enjoy, the chat was really good and I did start to like, damn, this will be really cool. But then, you know, she would do the thing like, things aren't going well with my boyfriend, like it sucks, like really, when can I see, whatever else. And then they're posting like TikToks and like they're like happily in love and I'm like, okay

Well, I'm like don't like fuck me or just say like hey, like, you know I just need you from time to time and that's fine. But it was just like I Stopped you're still texting. No, that was that was before my birthday and it was just like so now you haven't spoken No, but if she's actually right now you would answer Was in town and she just text you and was like, let's fuck. Okay. Ooh, I've already done it. But like, for me. Harry! No, okay. We're looking for wifey. You're saying you wouldn't date these type of people right now.

You're just having fun if you're up for a fuck. Well, like, I'm not going out of my way to find sex. Okay, that's fair. So like the MILF, the lady with three kids. Wait, yeah, I was just going to ask. What's going on with her? Like, I love, like, we tell each other we love each other. Like, I love this woman.

I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I of my way to find sex. Okay, that's fair. So like the MILF, the lady with three kids.

Wait, I was just going to ask, what's going on with her? Like I love, like we tell each other we love each other. Like I love this woman. Like she's so incredible, but the only issue is she lives on the other side of the country and she has three kids and they're beautiful kids. Like she's amazing. Where does she live? Miami.

Okay. But I'm just like- How did you meet? Uh, she went, uh, I was sorry, actually I was sorry, I was in a club in New York and then we we were friends online for a little bit. And then we just connected and anytime I'm with her she's just like a woman. She just tells me and we would hold each other and she was just like, you're so amazing, God loves you. Oh, God loves you.

We love the MILF. God loves you. Yeah, no, but she we love the milf. Yeah, like where is it? God loves you. Yeah, no, but she'll say such beautiful things. Is that what you like to hear, God loves you from a woman? Well, I know he doesn't. So I know she's lying through her fucking teeth. But she's just trying to make you feel good.

Yeah, but no, she compliments me. And I'm like, oh, wow. And I'm just like, dude, why? And she's like- You like your milf sex? Oh, it's so good like it's insane like Mothers or daddy's just know how to throw it the fuck down. No, it's but it's like I don't know It's just electric you whenever I'm near her. Yeah, it's like she has this pheromone. I'm just like right like whoa

It's like an antenna. I'm like in the Navy Sea How many milk said you had sex with I think just two just two you think just two Well, I can go no, it's okay. What are you allowed to talk about they're doing? Um, I was so as in this film that we filmed last year with this amazing director Alec Roth. What is it coming out? I don't know. I think you got upset about me because I spoke too much about it. But Al Pacino is in it and Charlie Heaton and Diana Silvers and it's really cool. And they're just incredible people and the fact that that was my first ever acting gig was just like incredible.

I didn't have a big role, it was just a couple scenes, but it's a start. I'm a start, yeah. And for me, my five-year goal is I I want to be like you know when you see Kevin Hart and you're like I'm gonna watch that because it's gonna make me laugh yeah that's where I want to be that's why I like to try to avoid all the drama whatever else is because I want to be the guy that you like I know for 40 minutes yeah or an hour I'm just gonna sit and laugh at this guy like that's so that's the goal is like I'm working on films and movies and stuff and like trying to like move down

That direction amazing, but in saying that there is a few reality shows that are coming out next year Are you allowed to say why yes? You're not gonna be there Yes, we're manifesting. I have the bachelor everyone Please please make this the cover photo for like no actually Harry's the bachelor I am that I can you honestly you would be a great bachelor I would if you're not the bachelor why don't they pick you too young? I'm 26 now, but you want your future wife, and you want your kids bachelor batch nation DM

What are you talking about they have fucking kids that are 21 on that fucking shit do they yeah? But you want your future wife and you want your kids. Bachelor, batch nation, DM. And what are you talking about? They have fucking kids that are 21 on that fucking shit. Do they? Yeah, they're young as fuck. Let's fucking go. I wanna be the bachelor and I would be a great one. I'm a candidate, I'm ready to fall in love.

And this photo proves it. Right, you look like the bachelor. You are the bachelor. I am. This is amazing. And maybe if you become, no, how about, how good is this? If you become the bachelor. I am. This is amazing. And maybe if you become the oh, no, how about how good is this if you become the bachelor? I will host that season of the bachelor Can you fucking imagine?

Are you serious and we sit in a room and i'm like harry like do you like elizabeth and you're like I do but Like I also like marcia and kennedy and raquel and chelsea. You know how nuts can you imagine the ratings abc? And Raquel and Chelsea know how nuts can you imagine the ratings ABC? You know pay up, but like I host it and you're the fucking guys with a fucking hose and you're the bachelor Hi, but imagine insecure the girls would be like do you know Alex right this bitch, but I'm like guys. I'm married Harry and I've never had sex, but I do care about him, and I would like have your back But I would also like love to talk to girls ABC ABC ABC hi us

Great pitch. No, that's fiery nuts. We're on to something. You're gonna be on other reality shows that we can see you on Yes, there's a few fun ones. Thank God I know we're ready to see you back on screen because the thing is I was like I was turning him down for a minute because I'm like I really want to be I really want to focus on acting and I've got amazing agents and all this stuff but then I just you're back with the craziest thing was after the breakup mm-hmm like not even a week after the breakup I had three huge fucking opportunities like right away. And I'm like, this is like, birds eye view.

The universe has sent me this to say, congratulations, this is the right decision. So again, that's why I haven't been heartbroken and like fucking sobbing this time around is because I'm like, I just got rewarded for making the right decision. I'm excited for you. And I think the daddy gang, we missed you.

It's been like too long. And I just like we needed harry jelsey back in our lives. Well when I've Filmed this stuff next year. I'll I want to talk about it anywhere else Please sit down with us. Okay harry we have we are I think we're done But we're not done because you're gonna stay at my house We have so much to talk about but I love you and please Never forget us and we love you and how the fuck could I forget you guys? I'm your biggest fan. I'm your biggest fan. I love I love you so much. Thank you so much daddy gang