Call Her Daddy - Heidi Klum: Sorry He Didn’t Pick You (FBF)
Episode Date: October 17, 2025Join Alex in the studio for a sit-down interview with supermodel Heidi Klum! Heidi reflects on her childhood growing up in Germany and the modeling competition that ultimately launched her career. She... tells Alex what really goes on behind the scenes at a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and gets into her all time craziest fan interactions. Later, the two discuss Heidi’s love of Halloween, why she’s always naked, her $2 million legs, and the ballsiest move a date ever pulled on her. Heidi also dishes on her sex life, tries to sell Alex on a worm vibrator and sends a clear message to all the haters who have something to say about her age. Finally, Heidi gives the Daddy Gang some much needed advice about falling out of love, prioritizing yourself, and knowing when it’s time to walk away. If you want some fun girl talk vibes in your life, then this is the episode for you. Enjoy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What is up, Daddy Gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.
Heidi Klum, welcome to Call Her Daddy.
Thank you so much for having me.
Hi, everyone.
Oh, my God.
Do you usually do that voice?
When I'm trying not to be annoying, because my voice is always very high because I don't know why,
because I'm always excited.
I don't know if it's excitement, even when I'm not excited.
it's annoying and high but I could put it down here if I really wanted to oh my god if you ever got in a
fight with your husband would you be like listen to me well then you would maybe listen to me yeah
you get super low but with this annoying voice I never have to say anything twice you know it's
perfect everyone can hear me at all times I'm always like loud and annoying and it just pierces
through the whole house I have four kids so everyone hears everything at all times do have people
told you you have annoying voice I never thought this really course I love you
your voice. No. I wouldn't know. Like the accent, the vibe. I love it. Well, today I'm going to hype you up
and tell you, I actually love your voice. So, fuck anyone that told you you don't have a good voice.
You're like, well, it's my children, Alex. I'm like, oh, fuck. Okay. I love you. My daughter might come by
because she's obsessed. Oh my God. I hope she does. I saw you guys at the Golden Globes together.
You walked the carpet. You guys looked amazing. Thank you. Is it fun to go to events with your daughter now?
It is, but she is, you know, I'm more easygoing. And she's like, I mean, I put on a dress.
it fits i'm like good to go she is like i don't know let's try this let's try that she literally did
her bun like i want to say three times so i don't know is she going to be like mom why the
fuck did you blow up my spot and call her daddy oh yeah plus when i say something you know it's never
good what i say in any case because like what do you know you old and you know this is not how
we do these things now it's 2024 you know it is so crazy to even hear that because like to the
world. I'm like, you're Heidi Kloom, you're so freaking iconic. And then your daughter's like,
mom, you're like old shut up. You don't know anything. This is what we do on TikTok and you're like,
no, I know everything. No, but it's true. No, I really don't. I mean, I can't even know
upload anything on TikTok. I am on there, but I need to have someone to put it on for me,
especially when I do the stop and start stuff. I can't figure it out. It's literally like,
I can't figure it out. I love how you're addressing everyone in this room. You're like making eye
contact with everyone you're you can look at me do it no no they're not here we're not here they're not here
you are cracking me up okay so you're from germany yes what do you miss about germany when you're
not a whole lot really no i mean apart from my parents my brother the occasional sausage but then again
i found great sausages now here too so we're good also the potatoes are a little different and yes
we're potato heads from Germany so we have different kind of potatoes like if i want a potato to stay hard
after boiling i have a very hard time finding that one here they all kind of like get very flowery
and they fall apart let's just clarify sausages you mean actual eating sausages not the dicks in germany
well no i'm talking about well i have a german husband right right right right so you do love the
german sausage in the end yes i mean i have had many different sausages but i ended up with a german one
Yes.
The German sausages, what can I say?
Let's talk about that German sausage.
The one that I buy here or the one that I have at home, home, all the time.
Which one I'm we talking about?
Let's talk about the sausage you have at home, your German husband.
Yes.
Okay.
What do German guys bring to the table that American men are lacking?
I don't know.
I mean, that's like, I don't know.
I mean, what we have together, because he's German, we have the same roots.
You know what I mean?
So the little sayings that we have or experiences, even though I'm 16 years older than
him, we have the same kind of understanding.
It's just different, you know, when you come from the same place, you hear the same kind
of German umpulumpur songs that we have there.
He knows them all.
We give it to us.
So we have like, I mean, no, I'm thinking of a stupid one, like All my Encheon, like,
you know, the little duck song, All my Encheon, Swimbing on the Sea, Swimbing on the Seek.
I know it's like dumb.
It's just like one little kid's song,
but we have so many of those things, you know,
that we just have in common that no one here would understand what we're talking about.
Right.
The American sausages don't have the history that you have with the German sausages.
Yes.
I appreciate that answer.
Okay.
Okay.
You were discovered at 18 years old when you won a national modeling competition.
I'm curious, like, what was your friends and family reaction?
Were they like, oh, that's just Heidi, of course she did.
Or was it a big deal when you won?
It was a big deal when I won because it was all over the news.
It was on television for six months.
So it was a very long competition, you know, and you had to win the week, the month.
And then in the end, it was six girls from six months, you know, each week they were showing girls on television.
And in the end, I won that thing.
And I won 300,000 Deutsche Mark, which is, I have no idea, but that would be in dollars today,
maybe like $150,000.
Oh, wow.
So I'm like 18 years old and I got all that dough.
And obviously that was like a big deal.
And it was in the newspapers everywhere.
My town is small.
So, you know, the butcher or the bakery, you know, they all know you since you're like
little and all of a sudden the newspapers are full of you.
And so they're like, you know, they look at you all of a sudden differently.
And then I went to Milan.
I went to London.
Paris and it was very hard for me to get any jobs over there and I just thought like hey I just won this
contest like what's next there was nothing next so you know I went to thousands of castings and people
were always like why are you so happy maybe skip a meal you a little bit on the fat side or you know
those types of things and I was like really and then I left Europe and I went to America
went to Miami for a hot minute and went on castings there I mean that was also crazy
because you go to a casting and you're like number 195 you sit there for two hours and then they're like okay
next and then you're like at the dentist office and there's thousands of girls and then you go in there
they look at your five photos that you have and they're like thanks bye and this is like every day right
when they would say to you like why are you so happy basically lose weight like stop eating like
was that something you experience a lot in your career yes oh yeah yeah well i come from a time when
you know the they would call it heroin chic at the time you know like photos would be different than
today you know people would be like hanging like this or i don't know right you know it was just a different
kind of slouch you know you would slouch a lot and i was just not like that i danced 15 years so i'm in there
and i'm like okay first position let's go it's kind of like that you know so i was really not
fitting into what was in at the time yeah did you ever start to be like okay go home maybe i should
stop eating no no you didn't i liked food too much and plus i was never i don't know i always kind of
was going to the beat of my own drum and you know but in paris especially you know i wanted to be in
the fashion shows and i tried any which way and i couldn't really get in any which way the hips were
either too white or the boobs were too big and but i was like i'm going to find some thing that
that I can do in this industry.
And so I went from Miami then to New York City.
And then, you know, I branched all into the catalog world.
But I never really got that art type stuff, you know, the artsy stuff with the cool
hair makeup and the cool clothes.
So it was always more like, you know, the approachable kind of stuff, which made me a lot
of money, but I was never super fulfilled in the terms of I also want to like do some cool
stuff, you know, and people are always like, you're never going to be on a cover of a
magazine you wait to this and you wait to that but then people did book me at some point and then
i got on the cover of french vogue and german book and whatever you know and then all of a sudden
it started and people were then giving me chances and you know it then changed all of a sudden
i could do both how do you think your people in your high school would have described you back then
well I was always very outgoing with my clothes like I would wear things for my mom I would have a lot of makeup on gigantic jewelry I would do crazy things with my hair she would give me perms my hair was red then highlighted my mom was a hairdresser and so I was the guinea pig a lot of the times and also I don't know huge blazers from my dad things on the flea market stuff that I find in the basement my mom was also sewing so whenever she was doing something for my Barbie I was getting the same I was getting the same I
Like I was always very out there with how I looked.
So I got a lot of shit from that, but you are who you are.
And that's how I was.
And so I didn't really care.
I think that like probably so many women are listening with a little bit of envy because
of how confident you are and just being like, yeah, I just was myself and I went for it.
Like do you have any advice of like, how did you become this confident?
See, I don't know if this is something that you can read in a book or hear in a podcast.
and then change yourself, I feel like a lot of it is how you were brought up.
You know, I've never also had issues with my body.
And I think also that's how I was brought up.
Like, my parents were running around nude in the house.
We would go to FKK beaches, which is, you know, we had a camper and, you know, we go to
places where everyone is nude.
And so, you know, you just run around.
So I never had that when I have to go change.
And even today where people are like, oh, like.
like, okay, you can go all the way for an hour that way and there's a room there or whatever.
I'm just, yeah, oh, I could just also do it right here and work quicker.
So I've never really, I don't know, cared about it that much either.
No, I think it's like such a healthier approach.
I think like when you're young, so many, especially little girls, if you're getting your
boobs or whatever, it's like you wear a different shirt, like put a bra on.
I couldn't wait for them to come.
I couldn't wait for them to come.
I think way back when I was always wishing,
oh, I wish I had some and I can't wait for them to come.
When they came, I was like, one first came and I was like, wait, what is happening?
Why is only one like coming out and the other one isn't?
I didn't know, but surely enough, the other one came too at some point.
But it was just like this for a hot minute.
It kind of was.
That is amazing.
Did you have that too?
Or was that, I mean, I don't know what, Heidi.
Is that normal?
I can't relate to that specifically.
I did have them both come at the same time.
So I can imagine you were like, what is going on down here?
But I'm assuming you still went to the beach.
You got nude and you didn't give a shit, right?
I didn't.
I think that's so healthy clearly.
And I think I wish we could get better at that as hopefully my generation has children
of like making from a younger age young women feel so comfortable in their bodies
and just like good as they are as opposed to being like cover up or like,
why are you wearing that?
or like, you look slutty wearing that.
You're like, I was at the beach nude with my family
and, like, no one thought it was strange or weird
or told me any differently.
I think that's amazing.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm like, I try to be like that with my kids.
Obviously, when, you know, no one is there, I'm in my garden.
Also, you know, I'm topless.
And, you know, they will come.
They're like, you know, my friend is coming over, mom, put your top on.
And I'm like, when have I ever not had a top on when your friend was coming over?
Of course I will.
But they always make sure.
mom just a little warning what's going to happen here and I'm like don't worry I also don't want to
flash anyone just to flash someone it's just I just don't love tan lights Heidi you are iconic
this is amazing my husband loves tan lines I don't I think that they can be sexy but you know
what if you're this confident naked why do you need a tan light you're just naked all the time in
your garden because I think some guys think it's hot to have a tan light like he thinks this is
hot to have like a white triangle thing here and here, you know. Uh-huh. For me, this is very
inconvenient. Inconvenient. So you're a bit of a nudist. And so you are walking around
your house naked. Are your kids? Do you do. No, that's not really hot. Can I ask you then,
like, when do you choose to be fully naked and nude? No, when it's, I mean, when I'm going to
bed with my husband, you know, like in the garden, I will like still have like a little knick-knock on.
but like if it's gorgeous outside and it's boiling hot and no one is around I have my top off in my
garden I have no neighbors it's like no one can see anything so off it goes and your kids are like mom
only when we're home but not with our friends for sure do you think that your children one day
would do that with their kids or are they like not into it I don't know because also they're not
as open as I am strangely you would think because I've kind of been like that their whole life
I would have thought they are very similar.
Maybe later in life they will be like that.
I don't know.
But so far, no, they're not.
They go and change somewhere else and then they come back.
Is your husband into nudity?
Like, is he like walking around naked as well?
In front of me, 100%.
But not the kids.
No, of course.
Not 100%.
No.
He's not in the garden with his dick out.
Just like, whoa.
He's got a new eggplant.
I don't think the kids could handle that.
Is your favorite thing to do naked gardening?
No, I don't even garden.
Oh, wait.
Why are you in your garden?
Wait, this whole conversation has been about your garden.
No, I lay in the garden.
I just tan in the garden.
No, no, no.
I don't have a green thumb at all.
No, no, I'm just laying in it.
You like, weed whacking, Heidi.
No.
Tits out.
I'm like, ooh, this bush.
No, I should have been more specific.
No, it's just like, you know, when you like lay there tanning.
I love tanning.
And you look amazing.
My dermatologist is like, don't look at the sun.
I know.
They tell me that all the time.
I'm like, la, la, la, I didn't hear that.
that what do you put on you put not you don't hidey i do not go in the sun oh yeah i have a friend too she
never goes in the sun i have a friend she never goes in the sun and she's always covering her face
but she's always uber pasty white you know there's also 50 spf that doesn't make you completely
look like chalk chalk you know there's also other 50 that you know you look normal maybe she's just
not like rubbing it in that like and then you know full sleeves everything and then it's like
I feel like there's also a joy in all.
I mean, for me, there's a joy in being in the sun.
So I'm not, like, always hiding behind, like...
No, I'm the creeper behind the bushes with, like, the huge hat.
But you don't look super pale for that.
Do you do...
No, no, this is a spray tan.
I'm naturally so, so pale.
Like, you would, like, walk past me and not know it's a person.
Like, you're like, oh, my God.
Like, I could match with the walls.
I'm so, so pale.
I match with your couch.
Yeah, you do.
I feel like right now, everything you see on social media is, like, how to stop anti-age.
and like how to not look this and how to not get a wrinkle and it's so overwhelming as women like you go
cuckoo literally i think i'm getting brainwashed of like i'm not going to lie i think it's been the
past two years like i haven't gone in the sun i don't go in the sun like i'm avoiding it and i'm like
but you're right it does make me happy so what the fuck am i doing well also it's like it's the same
tattoos like my dad was always like why are you doing this like how are you going to look when
you're like 70s who cares how i look when i'm 70 i want to have fun now oh my god this is this is
24. I, like, I'm having like a revelation. I'm like, you're so right. Who gives a shit? I, who
and also, who cares if you're wrinkly when you're older? You're like, oh, I had the best time
of my life tanning and I'm going to keep tanning. But I'm going to, I wait it so I look good right now.
Now when, who cares? You're so right. Who gives a shit if you look good at 70? You're going to be
like enjoying life reading a book. Obviously, I hope I still look fabulous at 70, but if I'm not,
I had a great time up until that moment. You had the best time in the garden. Meanwhile, it's not that
far off the 70 i see it already i see it i see it well i'm looking at the 60 already so 70 is like
right behind that you literally you look amazing no one would even know um we did talk about your
career a little bit. I want to close the loop specifically on like, what was your I made
it moment? We were like, oh my God. Definitely Sports Illustrated and definitely Victoria's Secret at the
time. And they kind of, those big two lottery wins for me came kind of at the same time. And again,
there too, they never wanted me to go. They were like, yeah, you know, Victoria's Secret at the
time, you knew every girl that was in that catalog. And so they were like, hmm, and I was like,
I want to go. I want them to tell me that I'm not good enough. Not you to tell me that I'm,
I'm not good enough.
So I was just like, in the ear, nagging, nagging, nagging,
to the point where they were like, oh, let's send her already.
And then I went, and they both booked me.
So, and not only that, first time I was booked on Sports Illustrated,
that year I got to be on the cover.
So it's like you cannot always listen to all the people telling you what you are
and what you're not.
You have to always do what you want to be, you know?
That is insane.
So what they were like agents telling you, like, no, we're not.
Oh my God.
Because they ultimately had the power, you know, if they don't send you.
And yes, they don't even need to push you in a certain way, but just send me because then
when I go to the door, through the door, it's up to me to either, you know, they like me or they don't
like me.
It is so inspirational, though, for you to say that because I bet people listening, like, we all
have that, whether it's like a teacher telling us, like, you, you shouldn't go into this
profession, even if you're obsessed with it or like, whatever it is, like going for a job
or going for a guy or going, whatever it is.
But if you know you want to do it, like, who gives a fuck?
just go just do it and then Victoria's Secret 13 years I did that you know 30 it's a very long time
and imagine all these trips that I did all that money that I made all the experiences that I had
if I would go back to the person that said like I don't think that they want you there is like
you know because everything is also like a stepping stone is a building block to get you further and
further and so you know and it's also like sometimes it's like you're kind of right like who cares if I get
rejected. At least I know then I got rejected. Yeah. So you were the first ever German Victoria
Secret Angel. And I want to talk about the Victoria Secret show because for so many of us,
and I don't know if Gen Z understands it as much, but like it truly was so iconic. Like the fashion
show, the broadcast, the wings, the angels, the outfits, the performers. That was like a really
big time in my life because literally everyone was watching this. Everyone. You know,
so you couldn't pass anyone that didn't watch it or didn't know about it.
Can you try to explain to us?
Like, what was it like walking that runway?
It was amazing.
Like, I loved it.
You know, some people, you know, and especially looking at the documentary afterwards, you know,
when I saw some of the people, actually only just one person that I knew on it, you know,
and I walked with her during those years.
And she was like, I felt really uncomfortable doing this.
And I'm like, it's just so strange to hear this.
you know like if you feel uncomfortable why are you doing it i loved it always or you hear like some
girls that were saying like and then these silly wings who wants to wear these silly wings well i always
wanted to wear those silly wings i was like i was actually upset if i had small wings i would actually
go to the boss and i would be like what have i done to deserve these little wings i always come on time
i'm the first one i leave last i do 14 photos a day i have the best time apparently is tell me that
you know it's selling what I'm wearing why am I getting these little wings you know I would actually
be upset but they were literally some people I heard afterwards they didn't love wearing those big wings
I love them you have to be honest though when you got to put on those big wings how heavy were they
yeah you have to you know they're just like you want to go immediately back because I think I had some
on that were twice as tall as me so you know but you just you you rehearse it you know it's like
a backpack basically you know you have a stress
here and a strap here you put them on and you know then you put your hair over it so people
couldn't see the straps and then off you went so you know once i was like a star so they gave me like
this big snowflake and then i had a chain that i had to pull oh it's so funny when you watch it looks
like a toilet chain and i go pink and then it goes it just opened up but i was just i was there for it
because it was fun i'm picturing you backstage everyone's looking at like the biggest ones being
like oh fuck those are so big and Heidi's like me me put it on my back let's go like you just
had a lot of fun with it are there any like backstage moments that you can kind of like
remember that are so fun that you can share with my listeners who are called the daddy gang
that like are just fun BTS moments that you remember I mean it was very um fun to be with all the
girls you know Giselle um Stephanie Seymour uh Tyra they would always call us tidy and
Hira because we were just kind of joined by the hip we did so many trips together all the time you know
we did a lot for the catalog also not just you know the fashion show so we knew each other for
13 years you know going on a trip every other month so it's just a lot of camaraderie having fun
I'm curious though because I think naturally especially as women like we it is competitive
obviously for you to even get that position like once you got the job was the volleyball fun
Or like, was there some still competition once you had the job?
Not really.
I mean, first, when I first started with Victoria Seagood,
and we went to like different trips together,
I was kind of like, you know, the soccer players
that have to sit on the sideline to wait
until someone hurts their foot.
So I was kind of like, you know,
because it's all about selling and making numbers
and making money at the end of the day, you know,
so they are not going to put on the first few days 10 outfits on me.
And then I have all these outfits in the catalog
and no one buys it.
because it was to believe that also the model had a lot to do with if a garment sells or not.
So they just sprinkled me throughout here and there a little bit in order to test the waters to see if I even sell.
And then, you know, once the catalog was out and numbers were coming in, you know,
then the next time I was more in front of the camera instead of just sitting on the sideline waiting that I get my turn, you know?
These moments made you so globally famous.
Like, did you ever have a crazy interaction with it?
the fan. I mean, we had like weird stalkers a lot, you know, because we did a lot of in-store
appearances. So people were like jerking off. Is that your hand doing a jerking? Guys, if you're
not watching this and you're driving in your car, I just slowly, really little sort of jerking
her hand off. Yeah. So people had to be removed. Literally, they would be in line to wait and come to
us and, you know, have to have their photo taken and sign whatever they bring for us to sign. And, you know,
sometimes they had to shut it down and remove people and they'd be jerking off in line yes
oh my fucking god people are insane people do so you're like you know what you just jerk your weenie
in the corner i don't care you're not hurting me okay or anyone else for that matter just do you
have fun i could see that though because i do think i remember what i was going to say is like
men would get together to watch the show too like it was this fascination with like them like fantasizing
like these are the most beautiful women in the world so I could see men going a little
crazy but you're right if they're just jerking off let it go okay we're going to play a little game
yeah it's going to be rapid fire okay you're doing great this is very fun are you having fun
totally yes what is the most awkward interaction you've ever had with another celebrity oh when
i met wakim phoenix and because i'm obsessed with wakim i love my husband but wakim phoenix
close second so i met him i met him and i couldn't
get a word out and you see me i'm not very shy or you know but there i was kind of like i don't know
i couldn't find the tongue it was going everywhere and he was just standing there and he was like
anyway yes never saw him again after that but it was yeah it was an experience where you're like
yeah that was awkward because i just couldn't speak yeah i was a little like dumbfounded my
tongue to speak the woman was too stunned to speak okay i love that well keen it's cool he's cool
what is the wildest place you've ever had sex oh in the airplane is that wild private in the water private yes private oh private
in the water oh where like at night and you know in a beautiful place what's your wildest place
i always prefer a bed you know like i'm always like who i would like to just be like horizontal on a bed
but i guess i would say water i i've done but like
And I don't feel great down there afterwards.
It doesn't work well with me.
I'm like, is it ocean water or is it pool water?
Pool water.
Yeah, maybe that's why.
Because they put a lot of stuff in the pool.
Oh, oh, nasty.
Yeah, never again.
And they get shoved in there, so that's probably not good.
Never again.
Salt water is better.
Ocean water.
What is your worst habit?
I don't know.
I wish my daughter was here.
She could name a list immediately.
Wait, should we call Lenny and see if she'll answer?
Yeah, I'm going to call her.
Your mom was like, my daughter would roast meat.
Give a quick roast.
she found my sex closet you found your mom's sex closet I did when I was younger and I thought it was the coolest thing ever I was going through it with my friends and I was like mom what is this it was like the microphone I was like mom what is this and I like really had no idea what it was and my mom got so mad at me after she was like you can't go in my stuff but that is so classic to be like it's a microphone I was like I was like showing it off to my friends I was like look how cool this is like my mom
has a whole cupboard she has a whole drawer and I snuck them into my mom's room and open the
drawer and we all were taking videos and we were like oh my god like yeah I was talking about me
tanning topless in the garden oh my god I have another story no but but she thought that I was gardening
no mom mom I have to say this she's a story she's a story okay I would have birthday parties I would
have birthday parties at the house where I'd have friends over like my boyfriend over and she
tans topless by the pool and I remember having like my girlfriend's
and I'd be so embarrassed and like scared because usually in like like my friends
families like you know I never see their moms like tanning naked at the pool but
I thought it was normal and my friends would always kind of be like like kind of
standoffish but it was just so normal in our family all of a sudden all the boys
at school are like we want to go to your mom's house today
You're the queen of Halloween.
What has been your favorite costume over the years if you had to pick?
I love being really old.
Just because people are always writing around on this, you know, being old and aren't you too old to do this?
Aren't you too old to do that?
and I turned 40 and then I was like everyone is just banging on about that I should you know hang up
everything that I'm doing because I'm so old and then I'm like old old old I show them old is what I thought
and that's how I thought of making myself like 90 or 100 years old so I love that because like every part
of my body that you could see had to be aged you know that is iconic I love being the worm too
two years ago as a little worm, a little rainworm.
How did you come up with that?
Just because it's the most random thing.
And I literally think about it every day of the year.
I think about other things that I could do.
Like I see things and then I'm like, could it be that?
What about that?
Could it be that?
So I just, I always try and think outside the box.
I love how a lot of people love to be sexy on Halloween.
I think it's because I get to be sexy in my job a lot of the times.
I want to be more creative.
And not necessarily that it's just about like, oh, I want to like make it scary and ugly,
but I just want to make it unusual.
And different.
And different.
I want people to be like, oh, my God, this is so stupid or this is silly or what the heck is it.
I just want like a great reaction from people.
For sure.
Like I don't think anyone would think like, okay, this year, let's all take a guess what she's
going to be.
And then they're like, a worm.
Like it's just, no one can ever guess what you're going to be because you're right.
It is so out there.
What is the most expensive costume?
Ooh, they're all very expensive.
Very.
How much have you spent?
I literally have never made a dollar on Halloween because I don't do this for making money.
I do it because I love creating the art of it.
And you don't get like claustrophobic or anything.
Yes, very.
You do?
Very.
Yeah, I feel like I would be like, I can't breathe, get me out of here.
A lot of the times I don't drink or eat like hours before.
Like when I was a worm, what I'm going to do?
So there was nothing going in, nothing going in, nothing going out.
It's kind of like when you take a dog on an airplane, same thing.
That's how I was in my, that's how I was in my worm outfit.
And what if you had to pee?
You just pee yourself.
Well, yes, I would have.
But you didn't.
And I would have left a little trail.
No one looks down in a party, but I didn't.
What is the craziest thing that someone has ever done at one of your parties come as a mattress?
Wait.
like a full on mattress i was like wow why did i think of this it was like a real mattress that
the hollered out the middle stuck their body in it so they were just like this full king-sized mattress
and they couldn't really fit through any which like you know i was like wasn't someone famous or nor like
no you didn't know them no i didn't know them did you go up to them yes i was like i'm jealous
of what you have on right now and this is me telling you this is embarrassing i love your mattress
I'm obsessed.
Yeah, no, sometimes people really come up with, like, amazing things.
And I'm like, and I thought I was thinking outside the box.
I mean, I've walked on stills.
I learned how to walk on stills and do, like, crazy things.
Last year, I did something with Cirque de Soleil.
I had to fly all the way to Canada, meet everyone, and then rehearse this stuff that they did.
People are flying through the air.
I had to climb through this guy, hop on this guy, and we were doing all this stuff.
So, and then here this guy was with a mattress.
I was like this is it no no the fact that you the fact that you also like that probably took like
no time he just slid right in no but he you know there's like metal pieces and then there's also
you know foam staff so he had to make space to where he then had to go where he could go wow I wonder
if he laid down at any point during the night and like let people relax on him right yeah I wonder where
he is right now the mattress from the Halloween party reach out to us we love you yeah shout out
to mattress person never saw him ever again that is so iconic um okay you did mention that your
costumes aren't sexy because you're like sexy during the year you're like let's get creative
i mean i was jessica rabbit once who i think is the ultimate sex bomb ever ever when i was getting
ready everyone thought that i was going to be kim kittashian because it started with putting the prosthetics of
the boobs and I had like you know they made me a gorgeous booty and everything and I usually
like post throughout me getting ready so people can start guessing and they were like yes she's
definitely Kim and then you're like no Kim's boobs aren't this big ladies and gentlemen watch me
I was Jessica Rabbit if you had to pick one of your costumes to role play in the bedroom
which costume would it be oh Jessica Rabbit Jessica yeah do you think your husband would like that one
yes uh-huh i think that's the best one because like maybe not the old person but maybe you're
like baby this is what we're in for halfway there again i'm 16 years older than him so can we talk
about how your legs at one point were insured for $2 million but i didn't do that okay let's can you
explain it to people that have no idea what i'm talking about yes so i had i had um this client who
was an epilator client what is that is when it removes your hair oh an epilator so instead of
shaving it yeah like laser yeah okay no it's not a laser it's like something you can actually do is
like this little machine and it just takes them out and um they had my legs in short at the time for like
three years i worked for the company and then i had to go to london and this person came and looked at
my legs and unfortunately on one leg i had a scar so that was a bad leg so that was not a good
that was not as insured for that much and the other one was and it was i don't remember how much it was
But it didn't come for me.
They wanted that.
And I was like, all right, insured those legs.
Let's go.
And so if your leg, because I'm pretty sure I read it was like $2 million, like what is
insuring it do?
Like, God forbid something happened to it?
I really don't know.
And the other day on America's Got Talent Fantasy League, I fell.
And literally, I have no, the biggest scar on my leg.
Immediately everyone came running.
They were like, no, these insured legs.
And I'm like, don't worry.
I don't care at all.
but I'm like this is so like old news this was ages ago when when they did that you know but I don't know
maybe at that time who knows I have no idea people are crazy um what is something that immediately turns
you on oh I just need to look at my husband yes what is the most cringe thing and guy has ever done
to get your attention they put their wiener in the popcorn box sorry
hold on
please explain this
you know when they hold the popcorn
box and you just keep eating and all of a sudden
I was like
yes there was more in the popcorn box
as it was sitting on his lap
shut the fuck off
no he poked like a little hole
you know those things are like
what are those cardboard
yeah cardboard little popcorn box paper things
yes dog a hole in the bottom
shoved his little wheel
or sausage through it and as I'm munching down you're like yes whoa there it was a thick piece of
popcorn damn what did what was your reaction what did you do I thought it was funny it is kind of funny
yeah I thought it but I'm not like now like turned on no no no you're like boy him because also
it's like salty you know right but you like popcorn so maybe it's like a good little lube there was no
lubage on it there was no lubits on it but it was it you know it made me laugh like no one had
ever done that to me before and never anyone after again oh so unique that's not even cringe that's
beautiful genius it's kind of fun it's funny it's funny it's comedy it's comedy i mean you have to be
very creative creative and also feel confident that you pull that off was it hard or soft
i mean a little floppy let's call it chubby
my daughter is going to kill me i love you no no no i think that i think she's actually her friends
are going to be like this is the best episode of caller daddy ever your mom's a legend let's call it chubby
well chubby is the stage before yeah yeah yeah did you end up having sex with him that day no
no you let it just kind of flas it out yeah like it just kind of deflated yeah you kept eating
your popcorn. No, I think I was done by that point. I mean, it's also a while ago. I don't
remember. That is one of the best answers I think I've ever heard on Caller Daddy. Okay.
Oh my God. What? How would you describe your type? I mean, look at my husband.
Look at the, no, I'm saying look at my past. You don't have a type. I don't have a type. I mean,
I've had someone bald, you know, really old, long hair, skinny, bigger, I mean, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's more about personality, would you say?
Yeah.
What do you look for in personality?
Mm.
I mean, their personalities also have been very, very different, you know.
But at the end of the day, you want some who you feel comfortable with, snuggle with, you know, even though I'm quite strong, I still want to be the woman in the relationship and be, you know,
know not the one putting the arm around i want to be the one that's not in the arm you know like so you know
someone who makes you feel great and sees you also and continues to see you because i feel like in the
beginning they try everything to get you and they're like the eyes don't move anywhere else but on you
and then you know it's like why are those eyes on it where you know so i feel like when you have
someone who really continues to see you and you know do everything for you the same way how we
do things for them so where it's like you love them and they love you back in the same way
that's the most important thing that is so cute okay would you say you're a sexual person yes
on a scale of prude to total freak where do you fall Heidi nine oh you're a freak love yeah it would be a
nine you gave me a range till 10 right so yeah I didn't go for the full 10 I would go for the nine
love we love that on color daddy you know i don't know if your daughter told you like the origins of
the show but like very sexual very like fun sexual though like i've taught a lot of women how to
give good blow jobs like we're we're open here yeah oh i love your reaction i wish i was there for that
that uh lesson clock clock 9000 i'll send you the episode to me do you like vibrators i do like
them i was thinking when i was doing the worm that that should be a vibrator oh my god wait hold on
maybe not with my face on it but you were thinking of being a vibrator for no after i did the
worm yeah you know two years ago yeah i was thinking you know this could be like a really cute
little vibrator oh like a worm vibrator i mean not that small oh right huge big this how big are
maybe double-sided because a worm is double-sided right kind of could have a small end and a bigger head
Or vice versa.
Oh, my God.
You should invent the worm vibrator.
Right?
And do you think people would buy it if it actually looked like a worm, though?
Maybe not.
Would you, if it was cute?
Like a cute little rainworm?
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No?
Yes.
And then maybe if someone walks in on you using it, you can make, oh my God.
Like, there's a worm in my bed.
It's so dumb.
like what is happening okay great okay what is your favorite vibrator like what's your go
to i mean obviously the um wand the wand just because it's very thorough in it's
that is literally you know it's on you know it's on that is such a that the way you just did that
because because some things you just don't even know it's on yeah you're like hello are you
down there like trying to like click it up get some more and
energy going you know are you okay to use the wand during sex or do you not use the one during
sex why not plus if you go for many different hours you can have many different things happening
do you typically have sex for hours yes oh really you have that much stamina yes oh my god I think
it's easier for the woman than it is for the men so does the men have that much stamina
is the thing because the men usually are the ones that can't right go for that long they're like
and it's like it's been five minutes or you know it's a lot of blood that has to be pumped in a certain
place and so i feel like you know some don't can't do it right you're right we don't get enough credit
like once we're once we have an orgasm i'm like okay i could go again but man it's like
oh hold on wait whoa whoa whoa wait you know so the key is for them to not have that first
reaction so that it can stay longer but a lot of guys cannot do that but your husband can
husband can who um can you describe your sex life in three words endless hot wild oh my god
we're all trying to picture it this is very hot
um okay you kind of mentioned this at the beginning of the interview and i was when i was researching
you i noticed there were people that had a lot to say about your relationship and how your husband is
younger than you what are your thoughts on it two two middle fingers up on my end i just always think
why do people care i never talk about anyone right live and let live like what is it to you who i'm
with. I understand, you know, also because, you know, he has a band and he's known in a lot of places
of the world and people also find them very hot. He didn't pick you. Get over it. So it's like,
what is it to you? Like I picked him. He picked me and it's like if maybe you meet and you have a
chance, maybe this is good, things will change. But do you know what I mean? I feel always like,
why are people getting involved? Like I would never.
comment on someone else on what they do, who they're doing, and how they look or how they don't
look, who cares? It's so true. It's like if you're happy, like, that's great. And then the people
commenting, it's like, why do you even have enough time to comment on my relationship? How's your
relationship? Where people are like, I'm 16 years older. Thanks for pointing it out. I also know he
knows. I wasn't lying to him, you know? He knew how old I was from the very beginning. I know
I will be aging faster. I mean, not faster, but yes, I'm still, the 16. The 60.
year gap will always be there that's just how it is but that's his choice and my choice so i never
understand why people care this is the energy we need i appreciate that energy because i think sometimes
especially with social media where you can like read so many comments i think a lot of people get
just like pressured into maybe like either they're making statements or feeling like oh my god do i
need to explain myself or whatever and you're like i don't give a fuck that's why i also turned it off yeah
I turned my Instagram handles off a few years ago.
Oh, comment.
Not the handle altogether, but like the comments because I don't want to be influenced what people put in my head.
I feel like you have to, it's harder to walk to the beat of your own drum.
If you constantly hear more noise interfering, I feel like it's good that you just do what you would naturally do.
Yeah.
You know?
I did that same thing.
I think it was now two-ish years ago.
Oh, you turn off as well?
Yeah.
My Instagram comments are off and like, I've never been happier.
I'm like, I have no idea what anyone thinks about this photo and I don't go to fuck.
I mean, in one sense, you know, I love that there are so many fans that are following and I feel bad for the people who are actually genuine and nice and who, you know, I would love to see what they have to say.
But there's so many people that are just barfing for morning to night.
And I'm like, I'm just not down for it.
I'm just like, no.
That is literally how we have to describe the trolls on the internet.
they're just barfing from morning tonight you know it's true i don't want to do that it's exhausting and i also
think like i found like i do think sometimes even like the good comments i love them so much and people
still can dm me but like i don't think i also need an over like thousands of people telling me how
pretty i look or great like i don't that's not healthy either but sometimes you know but sometimes
they can be like oh my god this thing that you did there where can i get that totally then i could be like
easily, blah, blah, blah, it's right there, you know? So in that sense, no, I also don't need to know
like how you think I look good in this outfit. I feel like I look good in this outfit. That's why
I put it on, you know, but I mean, my husband would tell me if he hates if I have something on.
That's what I care about, you know, but that's it. Yeah, great answer. You've had relationships
in the past, obviously, not just your husband. What is a hard lesson that you've learned about love that
you would want to like teach your kids one day it doesn't matter how hard you love someone it doesn't
make them love you the same or back as hard as you love them you know or sometimes also and even
you know with a partner or anyone for that matter you know sometimes you think a certain way
but their head is differently in there they don't think the same way how you do so yeah i think
that just crushed all of us there's so many people watching being like oh my god you're so right
no because i've had relationships in the past where i love them so much and i do everything and you know
i'm like a love buck like i fall in love and then i'm just like i dive in head first and it's just
like i'm all the way in there you know and then you know you just realize sometimes that you just
don't get it back the same way and even though you go full on if they're just not the same way it just
it doesn't change it's so well said and daddy gang i hate to say it but like someone clip this
and just relisten to this every time you're with like a fuck boy and you're like he's it's gonna work out
he's gonna like me one day you know you we always know like when you're putting so much more in
and you're trying and you're trying like if you like them more like that says something like
find someone that likes you equally i had a relationship cheated on me for four years straight
from the very beginning to the very end all the time, all the time, until I found out.
How did you find out?
I had the opportunity to go into the emails, which I'd never done.
Of course.
And all of a sudden it was kind of, I found so many things where I was just like, wow.
But then I always knew deep down inside, I always knew.
Right.
The days when you were like, what happened?
Why didn't you pick up?
you were in this place you know and it's like oh yeah my phone something happened to my phone and then
it's like oh yeah i didn't have a charger or all of a sudden it's like radio silence for like
in you in your i had this pit always in my stomach where i was like something is up you know but
then you get reassured are you crazy i love you so much you everything to me you know blah blah
blah blah so you're like okay he's telling me all this stuff okay i feel better for a hot minute then
something happens again and you're like I still feel this it's this bad feeling that I'm burping up again
and I was always right I always knew that also must have been so hard to see that it was from the
very beginning yes because then you it was a lie from the very beginning for four years and that's so
hard because you're like oh my god then you kind of start to replay like any happy beautiful moments
you had yeah and knowing like oh my god like you are a pathological liar at this point like you're
being able to be in bed with me look at me have moments of telling me you love me and then like
four fucking years of that i mean i think you're right though and that's what's hard and everyone
though does have to come to it on their own i feel like it's hard when friends try to get involved
and convince their friends i know they're cheating like you everyone really does know you have
the gut feeling like that pit in your stomach i've had before and there is nothing worse because
you feel so alone and the only person that can actually make you feel better in the
that moment is the person that's hurting you yeah like and but what you don't realize is like if you
just get yourself out of it yeah you don't deserve to have a pin in your stomach and then at a moment
you really think there is no other parents with great sons you think this is it this is it how is this
possible and then it's like you know I know you always say like oh other parents have also nice
sons you know but in that moment you just think no men there is no one else for me this was it
this is the one you know and then also it's hard when you meet someone new again
because then you kind of feel like is this the same pit again is this happening again it takes a hot minute to also trust that person again and then you know i've been told like you can't put your old shit on me you know
it's so hard so you have to give people a chance again but it is hard especially when this happened to you for numerous years you know to trust that again
it's very difficult i'm curious like getting cheated on is one thing like have you ever fallen out of love with
someone yes oh my gosh can you explain like how you knew it was time to leave yeah no it just i told
this person too i said i don't love you anymore like literally i just said it that's so hard
because it's like and did anything like awful happen or it was just like you just realized
no i just realized i just realized it and i voiced it and i was like this is just not forever
yeah i feel like it was very sad but i i was like i'm not going to
string this along or play something that it's not so i think that's the hardest part is because
like people will like write into me and be like Alex like i think i still love my boyfriend but like
i don't know and i'm like well that's your first answer if you don't know then you don't you know
with my husband i know exactly you should know no question about anything yeah if you have a
question that's already not a good start it's not a good start and i think a lot of people struggle
if there's been years of it where you're like i don't want to hurt the person but you're actually
just you are hurting the person making it longer right yeah like get out if you can and let you yourselves
both restart rather than being like i feel so bad that i'm going to tell the person i don't love them
anymore like i think they'd want to know yes yes for sure i wish i would have known with that person
that dicked me around for four years me too for you Heidi um you have chosen yourself and walked away
from relationships from jobs once they stop serving you what advice can you
give to my listeners about like how to know in life when it's time to move on again the question that
arises the same with you know with a boyfriend that you said you know maybe you don't love that
so already if you're like for me it was with victory secret you know after certain years you know
I was kind of like I think it's time for me to hang up my wings you know what I mean I feel like
I'm older now now I have three children it's like young beautiful new girls coming up so
I was like, before I get the boot, I think I'm just going to leave on this note right here, you know, instead of...
Do you think that was like one of the most difficult things you ever had to walk away from?
Well, you close one door, you open another, you know, I feel like I'm also someone who always has another goal, another thing that I'm interested in doing.
So I had a great run is what I thought, you know?
And I met so many amazing people and, you know, there's other opportunities in.
And, you know, then I had many different TV shows that I was doing and still doing.
So I was kind of like, okay.
Right.
You know.
Let's talk about your new song.
Yes.
Woo!
Sunglasses at night.
And I'm, it's cool that you did collaborate with Tiesto.
I'm curious, like, how did you get first into music?
Are you, is this something you're like very, very passionate about?
Well, very first I did a Christmas song.
And I think it was 2006 or 2008.
It was quite funny.
I have four fans.
And those are my four kids.
they all know it and they love it I mean I think they love it do you love it
so so every time when it was something like fun or something that was for me a challenge
something that I normally don't do I was like yes let's try because I love you know how
other people love going on a roller coaster that's what I don't want to do or they shoot
themselves to the fucking space for 30 minutes and then I come back down it seems like
everyone is doing these these days I don't want to go but like when someone gives me an
opportunity and sticks a mic in my face i want to do it oh my god i love it anyway i'm in the shower
and then i think about this sunglasses at night song and i'm like you know how it starts
and i'm like it's just such a cool vibe yeah and then i was thinking who should i do this with
or who could i ask who would be so crazy and then i literally asked ties his name is ties yeah right
and then i'm and then i'm like i have this great idea for a new track that i would love to do
with you he's like you sing and i'm like not really but and then he's like okay what's your idea i'm
like i want to do the corey heart song sunglasses at night and he went great idea i think in that
moment he thought why did i think of that myself i kind of saw the hamster on the wheel running
kind of like okay he was already i feel like producing it in his head right then and there so then
it just happened like that you know i recorded my lines and you know send it over to him
him and then he produced the song and here it is like it's just sometimes i pinch myself how i hook
these things up somehow yeah and i always think if you don't tell people how are they going to know
these crazy ideas that are roaming around in your head so again i could have gotten a no and then
i would have probably asked again but but he said yes so that i immediately you know went for it
and it just went super fast and then there it is it's so far
fun because it really is like the theme of today is like go for what you want and who gives
the shit because even if you get a know at least you know like it goes all the way back to you
with Victoria Secret um and sports illustrated and then even like this singing you're like I don't
I know I'm not a singer but like yeah I can be one let's sing and like just go for it and then either
people love that vibe that we put together on there or they don't yes and again people have a choice
at the end of the day, the customer or, you know, the listeners are the ones that then are the judge
and they choose if they want it or they don't want it.
Let me just be clear.
The daddy gang, my audience, is going to absolutely support you on this, Heidi, because we love
you.
After this interview, I'm like, you're my favorite person.
This is like the best vibe.
Thank you.
You're such good energy.
And we're going to be playing sunglasses at night.
Daddy gang is like, our girl is.
on this track no it's so fun it really is so fun and okay everyone get your sunglasses out i tried to
be sexy on this one wait do it again do it again did you did you actually hear we did we did we did we were
we were playing it downstairs it's fun it's fun do it again but no because i wanted to because i have this
annoying voice i also for this i brought it down a notch you know and i was like okay everyone get your
sunglasses out it's so good i was like i loved a little tit shimmy i got that from sophia
she always does that it's good it's really good um you're also judging this season of america's got
talent fantasy league yeah i have got to ask last question have you cracked simon cow is he a softy
or is he really he's soft yes yeah he's soft i wish i wish i could give him a makeover i ask him
since the first day i met him i was like please leave it up to me i come from this i come from this
This is what I do.
I love fashion.
Please, let's go shopping together.
What does he say?
He doesn't want to.
He has his style and now I'm over it.
Now I'm like, okay, you do you.
I do me.
I get it.
But sometimes I'm like,
I wish he would do me instead of you.
But he doesn't.
So I love him.
I love him.
He's a great boss.
He's a lot of fun.
Yes.
The other day when I told you,
I fell and blood was gushing and, you know,
everyone comes running to me.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
I'm like, I didn't fall in my head.
I'm fine.
And he's like,
make more of it make more of it he's just so much fun he's like play it up let's go he was like make
more of it this is great for the television oh my god in pain i was like you're right
i should no but i did that is hilarious yeah he could use a makeover but you know what
you look great and that's all you can control hiding no but i love him and he he is so right with
so many different you know things that he says to the people that are on the stage like sometimes
sometimes someone will sing a song and he would be like stop the music i don't even know if that
is half of the time but he does it all the time he stops the music and i feel terrible for them
because they're like now what but i always have to say the act gets better after that he's like
i don't love the song you start to open the wrong key you're too nervous you need water what do you
need not that song do you have anything else and then usually when they sing another song it's like
another person's yeah he's so talented
he really is and he has amazing ideas and with fantasy league that was his idea too
because um i think maybe he thought he and us we were not getting enough air time so he
made our job a little bit bigger so we could be on a little longer you've been such a good judge
you will be such a good mentor the song is so fun you are so fun and i'm just like excited that
i got to meet you because you same you're even like you're even more charming in person honestly
Oh, thank you.
Like, when I watch you on TV, I always smile when you're talking.
I'm just like, oh, there she is.
And I don't even know you.
But now, like, being with you in person, I'm like, you're so great.
And it's been so fun to, like, record with you.
You should come and visit us sometimes when we shoot AGT.
It's a lot of fun, especially when we do auditions.
So that's what we're going to start with after Fantasy League is all aired.
I would love that.
Then we start with auditions.
In the auditions are the most fun.
Like, people do things where you're like, what?
on earth is this like people will like fart and blow out candles with their fart
fart air like they do things sign me up no no they do literally they do things where you're like
i've never seen this before like literally i've never seen this before so it's a lot of fun i
you can come anytime i would love to come truly that sounds so much fun especially because you'll
just be there and you make everything fun clearly um this has been so fun thank you i can't thank you
enough for coming on. I already know the daddy gang loves you. I'll be back next week. Oh yeah,
you'll be back next week. This is actually our formal announcement that Heidi Klum is
Caller Daddy's new co-host. So here every week, the two of us, tune in. I'll be back for more.
I'll be back for more. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you.
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