Call Her Daddy - Kevin Hart: Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

Join Alex in the studio for a hilarious and chaotic interview with Kevin Hart. Kevin fails a girlhood test, pranks his famous friends, roasts people in the industry and discusses his obsession with golf, luxury cars, Instagram, and the gym. Enjoy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy. This is good. Check, check, check. Yeah, check, check. All the things. Check, check, check. This is good.

Kevin Hart, welcome to Call her Daddy. Call her Daddy. You're obviously. Is it like an eye? You want my eyes? I like your glasses. Do you like your eyes? But I like your eyes.

Which one do you want? I think we can kind of test the vibes. If I start to push you too hard, you put the glasses back on. Well, no matter what, now they're just going to, they'll be there. I mean, I like to do interviews. with glasses on, no. I like doing it too, because I feel like I say crazier shit. You've got

a lot of cars. Okay, yes. How'd you get here in one of your 20 luxury cars? I did drive a car. I drove my wife's car today, so I didn't drive one of my cars today. Why didn't you drive one of your cars? I am a two-seater

guy, so I love two-seaters. So all of my cars, but maybe the exception of, like, Two are two-seaters. So today I needed a little trunk space. Why? So I drove my wife's truck.

Oh, what's in here? What's in the trunk? Well, my golf clubs are in the trunk and I got my luggage in a lot. I knew that the entire fucking episode, I was like, is this guy going to come in and his whole personality's golf right now? And you know what? We're going to talk about golf because I'm ready to talk about golf with you. Okay.

But first I want to talk a little bit more about your cars. Okay. 20 cars. Is that around right? No. How many? More. Kevin, over under 50 cars.

I mean, I can't tell you. I can say that where, where I'm under. I'll say I'm under. But I have a, I have a lot of cars. You're up there. Yes. Do you name these things? My old school cars.

My old school cars that I build have names. Give me one. Bang, dark night. Oh. Bad news. Mint condition. Birdie. birdies my

Bronco that's for my golf clubs It's for the hope I got yeah the name The name It's an elongated name From when I get like Oh my God

Kevin Hart Have you played him in golf Holy shit man Birdie Birdies all day And it says it on his license plate Like yeah Like that's what that's

You're manifesting Yeah I'm giving you Yeah yeah I'm already I'm three years ahead Yeah yeah Okay All right

I have a problem With men who have really loud cars. Okay. Do you make them loud on purpose? Like, are you one of those guys that, like, what do you call? Like, pulls the exhaust and makes it go room, broom, room? Kevin?

All right. So you really don't know about a car. Okay. All right. So you're not lying. No, I'm a muscle car guy. So if you're getting a muscle car or if you're building a muscle car, without muscle, you don't really have a car.

So the engine is where the concept of muscle comes from. So the exhaust in, you know, the world of what happens after that, well, it starts there. So I'm a hellifant guy. I'm a LT5 guy. I'm a twin turbo. I'm totally translation for the girls after. I'm really like to look on. No.

But I am very much like you can hear me coming. That's bad. We should. We are never cutting that. Yeah, that was it. That's the first line of the promo. That was bad. You should, you can.

Kevin? You can hear me. Black away. The way that I think I would hate you if I saw you on the street riding that thing because what's the point? It's so loud. Gives me the ick a little.

It gives you the ick. You can't appreciate a muscle car with no muscle. What does the muscle do? What do you mean? It justifies the car. It's not me. This isn't me.

This isn't a me thing. We're talking about the car. But does it actually like make it go faster Or like, yes. Yes. But then you think it's just noise? No, because then all of you are driving these on like 40 mile an hour roads. You're like, room, room.

Well, I mean, you know, you don't want to, you can't go, but so fast. But if you're going to build the car, you want to build it correctly. Like, I want to build it. If I got a hell of it engine, well, I want to hear it. You want me to hear you coming. You're going to hear it a block away, maybe two blocks. I want to play a game with you. I'm listening.

That's why I had you bring your phone in here. Okay. We're going to play one of my favorite Caller Daddy games. It's called confess or text. Confess or text? Yeah. I'm going to ask you a question

that's a little, ooh, like PR Kevin's going to be like, oh. It's no such thing as PR Kevin. Okay. And then you're going to either answer it and be like, I got you, Alex. Easy.

Okay. Or you're going to say, you know what? I'm going to decide not to do that. And instead I'm going to text. If you decide to text, there's a bowl of questions there and a name of the, the person that you're going to text and what you're going to text them.

So choose your own adventure, Kevin. So these people, you know who's in my phone? Yeah. I know who you're friends with. You know who's my phone. I've done a little recon. Okay. Are you ready?

I'm ready. Come on. First one. Who is the most overrated person in the industry right now? The most overrated person in the industry? Dwayne of Rock Johnson. What an idiot. I'm a comedian, so I can get away with, I can get away with this.

Okay, fuck. Okay. Okay. What's been your worst? Diva moment on set. My worst diva moment on set? My worst diva moment on set. Mm-hmm.

You know what? I'll probably, I'm probably going to have to go, it would be a Jumanji, a Jumongi moment. What'd you do? I don't like, I don't like the jungle. I don't like the jungle. So like after, after that sun drops, those mosquitoes and shit get out of there.

Like, we're supposed to be wrapped. Like, hey man, it's five o'clock. What are we doing? Like, I'll start making people aware of the time. Like, hey, hey, we don't have time for one more. Like, do you know they start coming out. Like, I'm very. And they're like, Kevin, we got to get the shot.

No, Kevin, seriously, we got one more shot. Hey, get it. Because after this, I'm not going to do it. Oh, wow. Yeah. But it's with love. Mm-hmm. High maintenance.

Jake, Jaycast and our director, he knows. how I feel about the spiders and the centipedes and the mosquitoes. So it's with love. I'm not, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like the bugs, insects. It doesn't matter where. It doesn't matter where.

Like I won't do a movie based off of a location if it's like. A little too, oh. Yeah, like, whoa. Oh. No boozy trailer can solve this. I don't care about the trailer. I'll take a shitty trailer.

I don't care. I'm there to work. But if you're telling me the, hold on. So we're in a swamp for how this is this is the whole no no no Heaven heart in the swamp no shit no page one I'll close it open in a swamp I'm not reading the rest okay fair what is the biggest lie you've ever been caught in biggest lie I mean Jesus Christ I'll say the biggest probably that I'm not 5 5 5 Kevin

What? It's the truth What are you? 5.4 5.3, 5.3. 5.3. I'm sorry. I keep staring it. You're like 5.2.

Yeah, I thought you were going to let it go. You just, yeah, I said that you were going to keep digging. I apologize. Have you put that on any, like, business things or, like, have you switched Wikipedia? Like, are you checking what people say about you? I mean, once people started doing what you just did, like, not take my first answer.

The only people that believed me was the DMV. years ago. When he was like, how tall you? I was like, five, five. And he was like, okay. I was like,

whoa. Damn. Oh, that's how. Y'all going to write that? I love this place. Shit. Write it down. Kevin,

that's the only person that loves the DFA. Okay. What's a secret sexual fantasy you have? A secret sexual fantasy. Well, this is a weird question

because then it's not a secret anymore. Text. Give me one text. That's what I'm trying to avoid. So I'd rather let me think about this for a second You have to text come on they're good They're good You're so scared

I am I was gonna make up a sexual fantasy just now Chelsea handling Okay Chelsea I'm throwing a rager this week here What drugs can you get for everything? You can pick another No this is good This is good for Chelsea

I love Chelsea Chelsea but she's the crazy part She's gonna text back But like what are you looking for She's like I got ketamine She's such a drug addict Dude, she's crazy. Such a closet druggy.

Not even closeted. No, she doesn't care. That's why I said, you could just ask her. She's by far the best person alive. Her energy is unmatched. But I'm going to send this text. Can I send a voice note? Yeah.

That's better than a text. That's way better. All right. Chelsea's been on the show like three times. All right. Chelsea, this Kev. Hey, I'm throwing a crazy rager this weekend. Hey, what drugs can you give for everyone if I need a bunch of drugs?

What can you get? But like a variety pack, like if I want people to have a good time, what can you get me? I love how you say, hey, it's Kev. She has your number, right? I don't know. She might have this one. This is my new number. I think she does.

Do you switch your number a lot? No, I just did it. You're on the move. Yes. I just said locking my new number as we said it. Okay. Last one. I'm ready.

What is your current net worth? Oh, I'll fucking call whoever. What is this? All right, Jack Black, I'm producing this movie A demonic children's car hire And I think you'd be perfect for the part As their conductor Do you like that?

Yeah, that's good You gotta give Jack energy though You gotta give Jack energy You're gonna do a voice note? Yeah Are you a voice noter? I am a voice noter Okay

Why not use it? Hit him with it. Well, I mean, it's a great Oh, I love Jack Black so much. All right, ready? Yep. Here we go. Hey, J.B. Look, man, I got a crazy idea. Man, I'm producing this movie about, like, a demonic children's choir. And I think, I think he'll be perfect for the part of their conductor like this. I don't know, man, I just see the conductor having crazy hands and crazy energy because he's dealing with these, like, demon kids. So the only way to get their attention is to, like, make those faces that you be making. Either way, let me know what you think, man. That's a rough pitch. I can give you the full detail when we talk.

He seemed like, what the fuck? That's one of those where you're like, how do I tell my friend kindly know? Well, Jack is actually, Jack will call back and he's like, ah. Suck this through. Is it? Like, so when you say Dean, he'll vet it out. Like, he'll want to know more. He's so good.

And he's like, so what, is it? Are you locked into this? Like, concept? Do we have room to, like, he won't, he won't just tell me now. He's a good guy. Okay, obviously stalked your Instagram before you came here. Okay. And I saw that David Beckham recently commented in one of your thirst trap saying that he thinks you're hot.

How did that moment make you feel, Kevin? We were going back and forth because we both are, we're both part of the same team now. We both are under the ABG umbrella and we share businesses and business interests. and he and I did an amazing partnership with Shark Ninja. And with Shark Ninja, we have a through line of things that we are endorsing or backing or acting as the ambassador. So Mines was the chill pill. And the whole concept with the chill pill is if you're hot, well, take a moment to chill. So there's a chill factor.

There's a fan. There's a cooling spray, et cetera. So in the campaign, it's, do you think I'm hot? And if so, well, maybe I should chill. Kevin, you're just selling it all. I mean, I'm not. That wasn't a plug. I'm very poised, polish.

I've got my answers down. What do you think is your best physical quality? My best physical quality? Physical. Yeah. My wife likes my back. She likes my back. Oh.

She says I have a big back for a little man. She says I got a big, like, cobra bag. Do you feel that way? Yeah, I think I have a nice back. Okay, you got a nice back. Yeah, back. I'll go back. Oh, and my calves. Good calves.

My calves are incredible. Good, you know, like thickness? Incredible. Okay. And fucking credible. Good guy. I can't see them, but I believe you. I think my quads are getting bigger too.

And I don't want to go down the path of just like what I feel is going on. But I think I'm starting to get a nice quad. Like a nice quad. So, you know, maybe the swim trunks get a little smaller to something. Right? The fear with a smaller swim trunk, though, because if you're wearing trunks correctly, you're not wearing drawers underneath them.

I don't want to be the dude showing a little ball at the beach. A little too much. Yeah, you don't want a ball drop out. But you like when they're tight because it shows. I just want to be fitted. If my quads get big, but I don't want them not to be what they're supposed to be and I get aggressive with a short. and then I get a ball slip.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like a ball slip or they're a little too baggy that the quads look small. Yeah, you don't want to look sick. Does that guy have rickets? You don't want to look. Oh, Kevin Hart.

What happened to his legs, man? You want to find that in between. Yeah, yeah. You took the mirrors out of your gym? Well, for a minute and then... Oh, they're back. Well, I put new ones in there, but for a minute I did. Why did you take them out?

Because they were getting distracting, huh? Well, yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine looking at that every day? Every day? Then you start to think, well, why am I still here? I did it. Kevin?

Kevin? So you see yourself in these mirrors. You're like, God damn. God damn. God damn. I'm so good. I took him out for a while because I was redoing the gym. And then I got used to him not being there.

You find like that you're doing the work. Wrong. Well, no, not wrong. you're just a little more motivated because it's like you're not looking every single day and looking for the results in real time. Getting swall. Yeah. You get a nice little payoff.

But they're back now. They're back. Yes. Your wife comments on all of your Instagram posts. She's very supportive. Did you ask her to do this? You know, you just said she's supportive. She's supportive, but like.

You know what's crazy is that it actually gets me, like sometimes it doesn't get me in trouble, but like I'm not. I'm not the social media guy that I used to be, like as far as like, you know, always on social media, always looking. So, you know, my wife will go and put stuff up and I'll go days before. I'm like, oh, shit, I saw the thank you post. She was like, it was like, it was like, no, I saw it. Are you in her comments?

Like, she's in yours? I say things when I see it. Yeah. You look beautiful, honey. Have you heard the term Instagram husband? Instagram husband. No, what is that? It's like you're capable of actually taking a fucking good picture of your wife and like so

she can like slay on the gram. I'm not. I'm not. You're bad. I'm horrible. You're hitting her bad angles. You're hitting her. I get, you get three max with me and I'm like,

get the fuck out. Go get somebody else to take it. Who's taking your pictures? Well, I have a photographer or I, I mean, I have a professional. You're like,

I have a designated Instagram and TikTok person. If it's time for me to like put stuff up, we have somebody there that's taking pictures. My wife is taking good pictures though. Like we're doing like a family day. She does all that. Yeah, yeah.

She's great with that. I'm not that guy. I don't have, and I don't have the patience to do the, like, oh, wait, do another one. Oh, wait, no, no, no, no. Let me move my hand like this and let me sit. You get three. You get three. Three is so wide. Three, my eyes are closed.

I'm 46 years old. I'm thinking of your wife today. I'm 46 years old. With a designated Instagram person for yourself. I am. And when they're there, that's their job. Kevin, just staying right. You get one man.

Pap. That's going to be good. Make it work. I'm not that guy. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever posted on the internet? The most embarrassing thing? Yeah. Nothing's embarrassing.

You're not embarrassed by anything. I'm very transparent. Okay, what has embarrassed your kids that you've posted on the internet? My kids get mad at everything. Okay. They're teenagers. Cool. They're too cool.

So, Dad, lie, did you even look at my face in this one? Look at my eyes. God, oh my God. Why do you got me looking like this? Dad, yo, you got to take that post down, man. looking you got me looking chopped i just learned all these words Kevin yeah i don't know what's going when did you learn chopped I learned it about three months ago my my daughter said it dad no seriously no you got me looking

chopped take that down think what down it's the family we're eating it's just a nice little family picture we were we were eating dinner like why can I just wanted to show how cool is when all my kids were eating didn't know not like that I look crazy do you feel like sometimes they're talking a different language around you absolutely It's kind of crazy, huh? Absolutely. It's a different lingo. My kids, here's the thing that's funny about my kids, man.

I'm not that guy to my kids. Like, there's nothing. You're not cool. No, I'm cool. They have definitely told me I'm like a really cool dad. But I'm not what I think I am. You're not Kevin Hart. No, no shot.

No shot. Instagram bio. Live, love, and laugh. Yes. What's going on? I don't understand What's going on there? Live, love, laugh

Those are the three rules that I live by Live your life While you live it Try your best to love as much as you can Okay And when you're living and loving correctly Well, you should be laughing If the three Ls apply to you

It's very hard to not be living a good life Is this It's a little home goods Like live laugh love But you turn Not that's not what I say No no That's not what I say

You say live love laugh. Yeah, what you just said is fucking ridiculous. Who would do that? No. Live laugh, love. No. No. Don't do that.

Live love laugh. See that? See the difference? Did you just see the difference? You were like, live, laugh, love. And I was like, what the, hey, crazy lady. Are you crazy? Do you have this motto like on your walls somewhere in your home?

I do. But when you go to shop for it, it's always probably live, laugh, loves you had to get it. By the way, which is why it's never purchased. Which is why you'll always see it. It's always available. It's on my wall in my gym. I got a bunch of things on my gym. So you custom made it.

Yes. Custom. Yes, that's me. You're not a live laugh, love guy. No. You're a live love laugh laugh guy. Live love. You got to live to love.

And then you laugh. See how I make that. I mean, is this not great? By the way, she feels so much. much better now that she heard it the right way. Yeah. She's been saying live, live, laugh. Like, no, what you've been saying?

Love, whatever it is wrong. Now he's getting confused me. Yeah, because you're confusing me. He's like, what do I say? I shouldn't have looked to the left. Through my whole fucking equilibrium of all. I got vertigo. No, the heart is where the home is.

No. No. I will say this, though. It's hard to take steps if you're going backwards. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

I'm that guy. Yeah. Hey, get on the elevator. Do me a favor? Make sure it's going up. Hard work should be hard. Because if it feels good, you ain't doing it right. Oh. Yeah, there you go. I mean, electric. Yeah. I mean, these are big things that live by. These are, this is going to change the game for people. If someone was having a bad day, done. Yeah. Kevin Hart came through.

By the way, in the words of my daughter to Kiori, duh. Duh. Let's talk about golf. Oh, shit. When did this become your latest obsession? Seven months ago. To the date. To the date, to the T.

What happened? What happened? God basically opened up the portal to happiness and said, this is it. Who put you on, though? Because you said, how old are you? I am 46. So you're in your 40s. Yes.

You've lived your life. With no golf. Oh, hold on. You're done. You're out. They just fucking kill me in your 40s. You basically did it. So now, now that you're at the end of it, hold on.

You've been living this life. Yes. Without golf in it. I feel it is such a tough thing to process because so many people have tried to get me into golf for years. And you're talking about, you know, I've toured, I've toured the globe. I've been to some of the most beautiful places in the world. And if I had to have golf as a hobby during those times, I would have been able to see some of the most beautiful golf courses in the world simultaneously.

But Luda, Luda and I, we do a trip yearly, we try to. Sometimes it's a little space in between. We were on a bag of a boat, and they had the biodegradable golf balls. Okay. And they had a, like, club. So I literally just started hitting them off the back of the boat. And I was like, man, this is not bad. And when we got back, my friends were going to Mexico.

And they were like, oh, we're going on a golf trip. You on the road? And I was like, yeah, I'm going to go. And when I went on the golf trip and everybody else was kind of okay. And I was so bad. I'm such a competitive person. I did not like the feeling of being that bad. So I made a bet with them.

And I said, give me a year. And I'm going to come back. And I guarantee I'll beat all of you guys. So we marked the date. So I have about maybe five more months, I think five more months. And we go back to the same course and we're playing and we have odds and stuff. But I'm going to beat them. So I don't do anything halfway.

I'm 100%. Oh, so this trip is coming up. In five months, yeah. Damn. So, but I'm addicted. Like, I'm addicted with the fact that it's you against yourself. And all you're trying to do is find the best ways to navigate this little white ball around. this course and as less strokes as possible.

It's a beautiful game. It's a beautiful game. What's your handicap? That will not be discussed today. We will not. Network with their handicap, go. We will not give any information because I have a competition coming up in five months and I will not fucking give you any information.

Harry, John, Mustafa, huh? Boss. That's right. Five months. Get minds or get naked. You know what it is, bitch. And by the way, that's going to camera. That's a threat.

And I got Brian. Me and Brian got a match coming up. Oh, so this ain't looking good, though. Because someone holding their handicap close to their chest. No, no, no. You're still a little insecure. Honestly, I am, for doing this for seven months, I am so advanced from where I should be. Really?

Yes. Have you ever had a hold one? No, absolutely not. No. Right now, I'm at the stages where it's all about understanding the golf swing and the proper road to a successful golf swing. Are you in your kitchen and your shower and in your house? Yep. Just doing the thing.

Yep. All of it. Name it. Name a product that you can buy. The business of golf has made so much money that it's ridiculous. But I'm telling you what I'm going to do. So from where I am now and I'm going to figure out the tournament that I want to play in, that's a good enough tournament that's coming up like a year and a half.

I'm giving myself a lot of time. Year and a half's time. I'm going to fill my progression from now until then. Because the sport in world of golf needs a note And I'm not doing this just to like Just do it the fuck around I'm very serious about this As a matter of fact, I honestly thought about

Putting the microphone down and taking the old acting And the scripts and going Hey everybody take a beat Because there's a senior citizen tournament 50 and up It's like when you get over 50 It's a tournament for 50 year olds and up So I'm like, what if I start preparing for that now?

You got four years By time I turn 50 I might be in the Masters I might be in the Masters. I might be. The way I'm going and how dedicated I am, you're in. I'm in as an understatement. And I already brought the Bronco and I put the birdie license plate on it. So I have to start getting birdies or else I wasted my fucking money.

Heaven. Yeah, I'm just giving you what it is. There's so much. But I'm going to bring personality, charisma style. Ooh. I mean, I'm going to make golf sexy. I'm going to make golf sexy. Can you imagine me at some of those little shit?

shorts after after i'm done with my quads not now wait when they're done when they're done i'm still in i'm still in development so if you look is that camera can they zoom in a little bit yeah if y'all can zoom it but don't don't moose knuckle me don't get my don't get the unit i'm saying grab grab my fucking quads for a second i'm not making that up they're there so that's all about how i'm coming through to compress the fucking ball compress it do you shammy Humbo is quaking. That's my guy, man. Bryson, he had a tough master's, but next year, he'll be fine.

He'll be back. Young guy, great future ahead of him. As I talk about personalities, he's in the sport. He's an amazing personality. A guy who's found a way to, like, amplify the game. Make it fun. Yes. Yes, that's what it's about.

What's your caddy's name? Well, right now, Enico Hart. My wife has been my catty for my toughest matches. Yeah. Yeah. How's that going? I mean, I'm not too good.

You know, she's very vocal about what she sees out there. Honey, how come you're not hitting it like that? Will you shut? The fuck? Like,

stop doing that. I'm just saying, but when they hit it, it goes like, why yours keep going to the side like that? Because I don't know. I'm trying to figure out.

I mean, you're poor white. No, there's nothing funnier than a woman that has no idea like what you're going through who's asking

innocent questions. Why are you always be going in a, saying, shut the fuck. God. Damn it, honey. It's because I'm not coming through. Can you video this one so I can see

where my elbow is? She's got a... Oh, man, she's a full champ, though. Oh, my gosh. She's going out there with you. Some of the shittiest swings ever. Holy shit. Does she know a lot about golf? Well, now she does. Yeah. You're learning together.

Yeah. After going to the master, she's fooling. Like, that was an experience of a lifetime. Let's move on to fashion. Okay. The fact that we're talking this long about golf on Collar Daddy is pretty historic. Well, it is historic and I think the viewers that you have are going to

be energized with a new form of like, oh my God, I want to do this too, right? Like, I know there's a lot of women that are watching and say, oh my God, like maybe I should go and catty for my man. Yeah. But she's having a good time. Maybe I can too. And you know what? I've hit it a couple

times. Whoa, hey. Hit the golf ball. You need to I know what I'm going to. Okay. You need to All right. I've hit the golf balls. Yeah, that's how it happens. Let me clarify. I've hit the golf ball a couple times.

Okay. I'm not bad. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't believe you. And it's like, you know what? Before you leave, I'm going to find the fucking video.

Okay. Yeah. Back down, heart. Okay. Okay. Next time I see you, you'll be asking what my handicap is. Or not.

And I won't hide it. Oh, or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. I'll never see you again. Okay. How would you describe your personal style?

My personal style Um Classy, Layback tailored Mature Watch collection Mm-hmm

Do you have more watches than cars That's none of your goddamn business That's none of your goddamn business I'm trying to rob you Okay It really sounds like I'm like

And where are they in your house? So I'm like where do you put these? Like if you get like just as an example What do you? A hundred? Like what do you? I have a nice collection. More than 100 or less?

I have a nice watch collection. More. That's wild. I never said that. Kevin, you're blushing. The cheeks are getting rosy. I'm too dark to blush. Fuck off.

200? I am never disclosing this information. Why? As a watch collector, a watch enthusiasts, people in that space noted I'm very serious about my watches. But you never tell. There's no need to tell. You want text? Yeah.

Do you want me to? Not only to text. What was the question about my favorite sexual fantasy? What do you want? I don't do anything halfway. So if I'm in, I'm in. Has anyone texted back? I didn't check.

You didn't tell me to check. Check. Let's see. Don't go answer any emails right now. No, no. I only have one text from H.R.E. But I can tell you, for a fact, Chelsea probably will. Look, would I tell you Jack would say?

Stop. What did I say Jack would say? You were like, he'd be like, let's talk about this more. So you're thinking that I'm not lying? At 12.0. 12.08 p.m. No. Jack Black says, let me read the script.

Oh. What did I tell you? Jack, that was a dare, man. I'm going to call her daddy and I had to send you a text with that crazy one-liner. And I actually guessed that your response would be. Let me read the script because you would be too afraid to tell me it was a shitty idea because you're too nice. I love you. It was a joke.

Bye. It's pretty fucking good. I told you. Let me read the script. He's the nicest guy ever. He's like, Jesus Christ, what I do for friends. What do you think is the biggest fashion mistake that men make? Trying to do too much.

Trying to dress towards a trend and not towards, like, where you are. Like, I think I do a very good job of staying in what I would consider to be my lane, right? Like, I don't do too much. I'm not trying to walk the runway. I'm not trying to, you know, go to the fashion shows and make the biggest statement. I like, I like being clean cut. I like looking polished, poised, at the same time, comfortable, like a show. Is there anything that your wife has ever vetoed and been, like, take it off?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've definitely had some. It's mostly, it's mostly color. Okay. Like, the color. Like, sometimes I'm like, hey, what do you? But, like, I can feel.

it because I don't ask a lot of questions. So if I come out like, hey, what do you think? You just know. It's electric blue. What do you think about this right here? It's too much. There's a V-neck. And she's like, take it off.

Take it off. Okay, that's fair. Let's talk about your family. Okay. You have four kids. Yes. What would you say you're like as a dad? I'm the best.

I'm a, I am a solution first dad. like talking about the problem doesn't make the problem go away, talking about the solution and then going back to understand why the problem happened. But Kevin, are you one of those husbands that we deal with this a lot where it's like, you're like, babe, I've got the solution. She's like, I don't want a solution. I want you to just listen to my feelings. Men tend to kind of like go right for how to solve it.

With my daughter, my oldest, who's 21 now. we definitely went through a wave and a learning curve where I had to realize listening to you was the want or could be the one. Was the solution? And sometimes you feeling heard provided the table like for a better, a better world of repair. Are you strict? Like what would you do if you caught your kid sneaking out? I'm not that strict.

You know, we're living in a different time. So holding my kids to a time of old and expecting them to do and move the same way that I had to. I don't think that's fair. You know, you have to be a little more, a little more lenient, a little more loose. So the curfew is a little later. But I am a, I will give you as much as you're asking, as long as you're matching it with responsibility. and maturity. If that starts to sway,

now you're giving me reason to start to pull things back. So I'm only taking things away because you're not doing what you said you were going to do. So you can play the good game all you want. You can play me. You can have me thinking

I got as sane as a child because you're on time, you're getting your work done. When you say you're going to be back, you're back, when you say you're going somewhere, that's where you are. Hey, man, if you're in between those lines, I don't know what the fuck is going on

in between that. Yeah. But you're giving me that? visual, I leave you alone. Your oldest daughter just turned 21, like you said. Your oldest son just committed to run track and field at University of Tennessee. How emotional have you been watching your kids reach these achievements? I mean, it's bigger and better than any accomplishment that I've had in career.

I mean, there's no better gift than the gift of a child and make sure I don't get a little fucking choked up. seeing my two oldest grow up into the people that they are and to the people that they have become is my happy right like my I couldn't be proud of my daughter she is an example to my youngest of what being a woman in our family is and will be

my son The same He's an example of what A man with the last name Heart should be and will be And it's tough Because like damn You know this house about to get

It's about to get quiet It's about to get quiet So I don't think that I've Completely processed that yet Like you know When your kids go away from school There's a chance that they might not come back

And what I mean by come back is like they may go somewhere and they may fall in love with the town, the city, and that could be life, right? And you're looking at holidays, whatever, but you got to be supportive of whatever that is. Like they, I have two full-fledged young adults. So as a father, I don't, I don't guide with what I want them to do for the best or for what I think will create the best for me. I want them to do things for the best of them. And it's like they're just starting to kind of lay that shit out. That's that's the tough part. It is so funny like watching yourself, I'm sure, like going from being a kid to then a parent and you're watching your kids now leave. And you're like, I know this supposed to be such a fun time, but I'm also like, fuck don't leave. But you're going to handle it. And like obviously you love them so much.

But yeah, that like empty nest or feeling, obviously I know you've other kids. But like when you're losing even one to leaving the house, it changes the dynamic so intensely. It's tough because their younger brother and sister look up to them so much as well. So, you know, the impact that it's going to have on them. Like, it's a trickle effect. It's not just me and Nico and their mom. It's like there's a trickle effect, you know. Where's where's have?

Where's due? Like, all that energy, all of that, like, they'll want to grow up or be cool. They follow their brothers and sisters. So when that's not there, that's a void as well. It's dynamic. Yeah. In honor of your wife and your daughters, I'm going to test your knowledge of girlhood today. Okay.

Oh, God. I'm going to show you a picture. You're just going to tell me what you think it is. Okay. Right? Ready? Okay. That's a rose.

Try again. You can do it. That is the Patella. Kevin? That is... Wait, no. That's a makeup thing. Yes.

Yes, that's the makeup thing. It's a beauty blender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ, a rose? This doesn't look like a fucking rose. It looks like the color. Is that not? Kevin.

All right. Oh, shit. Next. That's the vagina plug. Oh, my God. This is a tampon applicator, Kevin. There it is. Or the vagina plug.

Okay. Ready? Oh boy These are the noceums The sticky Wonder Woman's All right You slap them on top So you can look like Wonder Woman

And fight crime Nipple cover There you go Oh boy Oh this is a tough one This is a Perth Control kit To be

fair this looks a little x-ray-esque but but look at this thing like what could this be that's a semen checker it's a pimple pack god damn it come on kevin all right sorry okay next oh yeah you know this this is an alarm clock Oh my God. That's an alarm clock. Your family right now is screaming at the TV. Dads. Wait, no, hands. A gel?

Yep. Jell. Let me draw my gel on my hands. Kevin. And I need to look at the time. At the top. Ready? All right.

Oh, boy. That's the enemy. That's Mr. Fixit. I know. that guy. Hey man, what are you doing here? Well, apparently you didn't get the job done. So I've been called upon.

That's Mr. Get It Done. Right there. Mr. A vibrator. Yeah. You know what this is. Oh, I know what that is. Yes.

That's the get my eyes together. Yep. Right? I got to flatten the brow. The lash. Platten the brow. I got to make these things flicker. you are referring to an eyelash curler here.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, boy. Oh, this is a testicle holder. You got to put them in there and let's see them. You've seen this on your wife before. I ain't never seen that on my mouth. She ain't had no testicle holder.

Kevin? No. Okay. The pictures is large. That's the thing for your feet. You put the, you put that your toes in there. Good job.

Your toes. Last one. The way you had it. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is the, the mex water pressure shower head 2000 to give you the extra burst you need for those women that are navigating.

It's a diffuser for a haird dryer. God damn it. Okay. Okay, that wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. You're not useless. I got a lot of them. And at least you're funny.

I got a lot of them, though. You got some of them. I got a lot of them. If I asked your wife to roast you, what do you think she would say? Unroastable. She would not say that. She would say he's the coolest fucking guy ever.

She would go, you know what? I would roast them. But I love him. But I fucking love him to death. What jokes would you make if you had to roast yourself? Have I to roast myself? Mm-hmm. I made this joke in my stand-up special.

It's becoming true. My balls dropped not too long ago. No one knows that, though. But if I had to talk about myself, I got to. What the hell's going on there? Click-clacker. That's why you're worried about the stream trunk. Yes, that's why I'm like.

It's all tracking. Yes. Or I would go, or I would go my toenails. I don't have the best toenails. I'm honest. Get them done. No, we're past that. Okay. They're that bad? I mean, a couple of them are. You were announced as the latest subject of the Netflix rose. Yes. How are you feeling?

Feeling fucking great. You feel good. I can't wait. On Instagram, you said, I'm not even close to scared. This is what I do, motherfuckers. That's right. What are you hoping for? out of the experience. I'm hoping to not just have a good time, but to like, I'm hoping for a table of hard hitting

hard edge comedy, right? Like, I think, I think doing a roast, you always got to expect some blood. But being a comedian and being able to like set the tone and being able to sit there and then having the opportunity to go last, well, that's fun. That's fun. Is there anything that would actually hurt your feeling? No. Have at it.

Say what you want. Have at it. Because I'm going to say what I want. I'm going to say what I want. See, I've been doing this for so long that, you know, the brand of Kevin Hart, sorry to go third person, has become pretty big. So because of the brand aspect attached to me in business and opportunity,

I got commercial in place. where I had to because that's the direction that I was going and rightfully so very happier decisions I made but you can't forget my roots like this is this is what I do this is where I started like ground zero is snapping and Jones in and and hitting people below the belt that's the good stuff and I think doing that they're giving a world an opportunity to see that and laugh at it like I don't give a fuck say what you you want. I like that. Yes, laugh. You obviously have roasted people. So in honor of this exciting occasion, I'm going to give you the opportunity to do a quick rapid fire roast of some

celebrities, quick rapid fire, like one-liners, like this is all fun games. No one's going to get their feelings hurt. We're going to have fun. Ready? Go ahead. Timothy Chalmey. Timothy Chalmay. the body of a of a German woman Elon Musk Elon Musk God what do you say about Elon Musk man there's so much happening

that he glitches with the normal shit It was like Elon how was your day You're like Yeah get it What are you What are you feeling man But he's such a genius though So I would say

I would say the occasional glitch The glitcher, the glitcher. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Sperm diffuser. Oh my God. Who sperm can't get up there? Who don't have poeing swimmers?

I'll show you. I think Nick has the code. Like Nick knows. He knows. What do you want to? You want a girl? Right left, right left, left, left. Up down, up down.

There she is. It's a fucking girl, man. How'd you do that? You want a boy? Right, right, right, right, right, right. Two lefts. Down, down, down, down. Up.

Bow! Oh, it's a fucking boy. How does he do it, man? He's got the code. Holy shit. Yeah, he's got the code. Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes.

Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn't go with his body. Like you expect, you expect. Patrick's like, come on, hey man, look, we're going to play hard. We're going to do. Patrick, what's the game playing today? Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. Fuck, man.

Born in the wrong time. Bruno, Bruno, Bruno missed his calling, man. Bruno's problem is with his parents. He's pissed. The fuck didn't y'all had me in the 60s and 70s for her. I should have been back there with those guys, man. He's got everything. Robert Pattinson.

Robert Patterson. Patterson? Paterson. Pattinson. Patentson. I think I'm still Team Jacob. So I don't know, man. Machine Gun Kelly. Machine Gun Kelly.

The product of a wrong tattoo choice. There's nothing he can do now. There's nothing he can do about it. You can't cover it up. You can't do it. anything. It is what it is. He has a goddamn, he has a full-fledged shirt tattooed on him, just a dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. We got to, everybody's got to accept it. I know him. I love him. He's such a good dude, too. I would never say anything. If he, he took me and he ever asked me,

what do you think about my tattoos? I think he fucking did the right thing. I think he fucking nailed it. Let's talk about your upcoming series, Funny A.F. Yes. Yes. What can you tell us about it? What can I tell you about funny A.F? About time. Come on. You're like, God damn. Enough with my watches.

Funny A.F, man. An amazing series that I did with Netflix. And this is about me finding the next wave of talent within comedy. You know, we wanted to search high and low and give the opportunity of a lifetime through a competition for a comedian to walk away with an hour special on Netflix. And we want to allow, you know, the world to interact. We want to allow you to vote to be a part of it and help us crown who can be and should be the next face in comedy. And I think, you know, for me at this stage in my career, it's about me helping others. It's about me really trying to do my part and getting this next generation to the next stage.

So that's a good idea. Yeah. So that's what it is. I got amazing comedians that help me in doing so. But it's special. It's really good. A lot of real, real funny people on this.

What do you tend to look for, like quality-wise, in up-and-coming comics? What I tend to look for? Personality, of course. Stage presence, right? You want to see a star quality. But at the end of the day,

you want to see people that aren't afraid to be themselves on stage. And I think that's the hardest code to crack in comedy, right? figuring out how to be yourself, how to be uniquely you. And understanding that that's what audiences resonate with. Yeah. I think once you crack that code, it becomes easier for you to churn.

It becomes easier. How much grace do you give them for bombing a set? A lot. This isn't a series where I'm looking to highlight the bad, right? I'm also going to protect those that may not have had the best set. Everything doesn't need to be showcased. And full, I'm not looking to ruin careers, I'm looking to make them. So I think when you have that attitude and that outlook, you can do no wrong.

There is no meter of bad to sway to. Well, I'm excited because I just feel like we obviously have so many competition shows, but this obviously we don't have and we have so many singing things, which I love, like, who doesn't love watching the voice, who doesn't watch like American Idol. And it's so fun. But I think kind of similar to social media, so many people are getting discovered in ways that you have access to. And I think this will be cool to see

a saturated amount of really talented people and with your guidance. I'm excited. Well, I think, you know, we've never had a raw, a raw comedy series with competition, right? Everybody's had to scale it back. Everybody's had to, you know, corporate it up or clean it up. So I think, you know, allowing people to be

1,000% authentic to who they are and true to who they are, it just gives a nice little level of freshness to it. What do you hope your legacy in comedy is? What do I hope my legacy in comedy is? That's a great question. I don't think it's for me to define, right? Like I think it's my job to do the work and have a crazy,

resume and a crazy book with amazing chapters of success, ups, downs, failures, failures, wins. And then when it's all said and done, you can throw all of this shit on the table, and you can cipher through it and go, oh my God, I forgot he did. Holy shit, that's right, he did do this. Oh my God, like this is crazy from a catalog. Like I thought about it the other day. I have a comedy catalog, a stand-up comedy catalog

that's nine hours, right? Nine hours of stand-up comedy that really show my progression in life good and bad. It's all there on stage. I've been able to tap into every lane within entertainment

movies, TV, action, action comedy, adventure, animation, drama, drama, right? Like there's unscripted TV to unscripted documentary movie. Like there's an author.

Then you go to business. Like there's so much that I've been fortunate and blessed enough to do. I just hope that when it's all said and done, there's a conversation of realization. And it's celebrated. And I hope that enough of it is visible and surpass whatever the fuck this is that I've done. Like that's what's supposed to happen. It's supposed to be a baton that's passed.

And somebody grabs it and does the unthinkable. Somebody sees the example of so many. goes, oh, I can do that and I'm going to make a left and then I'm going to go up the hill. Yeah. I'm going to do more. It is cool to like when you, obviously you, people look at you now and you're Kevin Hart, but I think a lot of times what we don't think about is the beginning days of like how things were hard and you had to grind to make it and you know that story and you remember that

part of yourself. And I think to know that trajectory for yourself, you obviously had people that you looked up to that you're like, I can do this because I've watched X amount of people be able to do a certain form of whatever. And I think you're right. It's like having people now younger that are like, I want to do what Kevin Hart has done. I think that's such a testament to like the amount you've been able to do and not just get pigeonholed into just comedy. Like you're, you've kind of done everything. And that doesn't dilute anything you've done, which I think is really cool as a performer because I think sometimes we think like, I want to be known for this one thing. And so sometimes

people get really in their fucking head, like, well, I can't do that because then it's going to take away from this. And I feel like you're kind of a great exception to that rule where you've really dipped your toe into every lane and succeeded there. And you've been kind of rewarded for it and people love you for it. Well, I think, you know, a lot of stuff that I did was going against the traditional conversation, right? Like, there's a traditional model. There's an expectation within that model of what you're supposed to do. and what's enough and what's too much. And I disregarded all of that

and I chose the concept of as much as I can. Because why not? Right? Like, why not and who says? And, you know, I remember there was a time where I was doing like three movies a year and I was touring at the same time and throwing a TV show.

Like there was a, like there was a run where I was a, I was a, fucking monster. In my prime I was a monster. Like in the let me explain

wave we were doing arenas and I was selling out three four shows at arenas doing two shows

a night in arenas like I mean the volume of work that I was doing I'm never going to duplicate

that again never can i never will i right now i think i'm more seasoned than i've ever been i think i am so well crafted within the craft surgical almost but i know that the moment of whoa is gone and now i'm chasing different variations of a high and it comes just within completion right like What am I trying to complete? You know, at the end of the day, I have nine hours. Okay, 10 is a great number. It's 10 it.

Within movies, what am I looking to do? What opportunities am I looking to create or give? Where am I looking to challenge myself? Am I looking to have fun? Am I looking to enjoy the thing that I do? At 50 years old, where do I want to be? Where do I want to be comfortable, bowing down, bowing out? Like all these things are my new focus of thought, right?

Like if you don't think about what's happening up there, the curve, when you get there, it may be a fucking cliff. You may fall off the cliff. So I'm very adamant about my approach to my due now. And just thinking about the years before and just thinking about the earlier time. it's a little mind-blowing. It's a little mind-blowing, which is why I'm so energized

just to bring it full circle within helping this next way. Like, I want so many to see and do or get their version of that because it's the doper shit ever. So I want to see other people, I want to see other people win.

I mean, that's really commendable because like you could just sail off and have fun with your cars and your watches and your family. And that is, it's cool to see people in your position like actually be interested in lifting other people up because there can be ego. Like I don't want people to do 10 hours and I only had not, whatever it is. And it's like I do think that's kind of the beauty of every time I've ever gotten to speak to someone who is like I, this was the craziest like, I don't even like saying prime. Like this was like the craziest, like height of my career. A lot of the people like, as fun as that was, I'm so much happier now. Because I can like see it all.

I can like see myself. I can see my life and my career in the same time. And a lot of times when you're in your prime, you have to just black the fuck out and just go, go, go. Which isn't bad. It's just you have perspective on the other side to the fact that you're able to give that to these young comedians. That's invaluable. So, well, I think it goes within, you know, anybody in any. aspect of career, entertainment, business, corporate, whatever, it doesn't matter.

When you're in your, I call it jello, when you're in the jello, like that prime phase of, oh my God, you don't see it. You don't realize, it's going so fast that you're in it. It's like if you're having a good run and you're not, you're not clocking it, you're not tracking the miles, but you feel so good on a run. and your best run you'll look up and you'll stop and you'll turn around and you go fuck I didn't know I went that far wow I didn't know I did this far and then you'll go back and you'll finish the run and you'll say what was that like how how far do you think I ran and when you

finally get to tally it's 12 miles 10 miles you go oh my god I didn't feel that now granted somebody tells you to go run 12 miles and you know the number you're going to be hey man it's not going to be the same run it's going to be a little struggle for you in the beginning stages when things started going and they took off. It's not until you got comfortable set that you look back. It was like, oh my God. Holy shit. It was doing and my listeners were.

And now you're comfortable and you're set and it's a different thing and it's a different approach. But you can't see it when it's happening. You can't. You can't. And it's also a little hard to appreciate. 1000%. Because you're just like also kind of in a mode that you can't.

Yeah. you can't take it in. Yeah. And it's hard. I gotta go. I gotta go. I can't stop. I can't sit down.

I know. I can't appreciate that. If I do that, then how I'm gonna do this? I gotta fucking go. I gotta be like an engine. I gotta keep going. Keep going.

That's what it is. No, it's such a crazy ride and you've had such and continue to have such an amazing career. I was like so excited to meet you today because one, I was like, I wanted to just have fun because I'm like, the world is just always so crazy. And I feel like we need like fun episodes like this to just make people laugh if they're

at work or wherever the fuck they are listening to this and watching this. but then also the serious side of you because you are such a business man and you've had such success and I have so much respect for you and I've had such a great time today like that was that was fun if nothing else I want your takeaway to be uh I think the biggest is my quads are coming right like let's just let's just get our priorities right let's just get it my quads are coming the quads right the balls have dropped the quads but the quads like literally this summer could be the summer of all summers. Okay.

All right. From a career aspect, really focused on helping and creating the opportunities for the next wave. I'm very, like, much happy with what I've done and where I am. And I want to see it for other people. That's where the business side comes in. Okay. I think the last one, golf is about to get sexy. And it's not by accident.

right so so there's a shirt that I think I'm doing because they don't do tank tops and golf and I don't want to do that but I am going to cut the sleeve off because I feel like when I'm hitting this club if I'm hitting it correctly and whoever I'm golfing against gets to see this arm gets to see it a little bear well that's intimidating you think that's a good idea right that's intimidating now granted I may not be able to get on some of these country club courses just because wardrobe etc but you get that you get what I'm going I'm just trying to Figure out ways to break ground.

You're trying to bring everything you've got to really throw people off. To really get your game going. Yeah, you got it. Live, love, laugh. Thank you. It's not that hard. You're going to make golf succeed. That's got to be some type of title for this episode.

Don't you think? It will be. By the way, don't repeat that again until I copyright it. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Just make sure your team get, write that down. Write that down. Let's get that IP. Let's get a little trademark in here.

That's your whole. Oh, I'm gonna get it in the hole. Oh, okay. Kevin Hart, thank you so much for coming on Color Day. This truly was so fun. Thank you.