Call Her Daddy - My Mom Found My Nudes

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

Join Father Cooper for a solo vlog style episode this week. Alex sits down to give the Daddy Gang a much needed life update as she’s been out on the road traveling for the Unwell Tour and was on a guest on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. She shares the hilarious story behind her absolutely tragic passport photo and the great lengths she’s gone to hide it from every man in her life. Big Lar pops in and the girls reminisce on their old adventures of taking fire nudes... and that time Laren’s mom discovered all the photo evidence. Later, Alex takes the Daddy Gang along to Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and catches up with a few familiar faces backstage. She then wraps up the episode with questions of the week where she gets into navigating your hoe phase, the proper way to approach being single and how to make sure you cum when someone goes down on you. This episode has it all… so enjoy!!!

I look like I just got fucked up. What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Daddy Gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. It is your founding father, back at it again. You guys, any episode moving forward that I'm not feeling my best and my finest and my prettiest, I'm just going to podcast like this the whole time. I have so many updates for you guys. Daddy gang, welcome back. We're doing a little solo episode,

but there's going to be some random people coming in this episode. This past month has been an absolute whirlwind. By the time that this episode comes out, I will officially be done my Unwell tour. But right now I'm two shows in and it has been already truly one of the coolest experiences of my life. I feel like when I started Call Her Daddy, obviously I didn't even know the possibilities of what was going to come from this show and this community. And I've never been in person with you guys. And I've never gotten to actually like physically be in a space that was just all daddy gang. And so the past two shows, I have gotten on stage and just been sobbing like uncontrollably to the point where every single

time I go out now everyone's like put tissues in her pocket because I just start weeping there's just something so cool about the community that we've all built and it's so cool to see all of you becoming friends and interacting with each other and I just fucking love you guys and I'm so excited for the rest of this tour currently but by the time this comes out again it'll be over I just got back from Toronto and do you guys remember the Canadian I used to hook up with this Canadian hockey player who was super hot. I'd always thought I would go visit him in Canada, but the dick just wasn't good enough for me to cross the border. You know what I mean? But so that for the first time I went to Canada and I

fucking loved it, but I reminded me of something that I want to share with you guys. So I am walking into America and this woman is looking at my passport and I'm walking into America. I literally crossed the border with my feet. No, I'm walking through the airport and this woman asked for my passport. I hand it to her and she says, oh my gosh, this is such a good photo. And I need to say that because what I'm going to explain to you is my previous passport photo and the experience I had in trauma with that. Okay. So in this moment, I turned to Matt, I turned to everyone around me. I'm like, does anyone want to look at my passport photo? Because my current passport photo, it's so good. Like you can't really look that good in a passport photo, but this photo is so fucking good. I am proud to say this is my passport photo because rewind.

Okay. I'm in, I think I'm in either. I think I'm in freshman year of high school and I am going to Russia to play soccer with the U S women's soccer team soccer team. Okay, guys, I lived a lot of lives before Caller Daddy. Okay. And I am going with this team. And so I need to get a passport to get into Russia. And so I remember it's seven in the morning. For some reason, why can you only get your fucking passport taken at the worst time of day. I it's seven in the morning and my mom drives me to the local CVS in Pennsylvania to get my passport photo taken. And I remember him saying like, you're not allowed to smile, stay serious, lock eyes with the camera. And I'm looking in the camera, like not only is this going to be the worst photo that I've ever taken in my life, because I hadn't dyed my eyelashes at the time. guys I had no eyebrows at the time remember my hair was just disgusting I looked awful and I had acne and I

look at my photo and I want to sob now everyone's gonna want to see the photo but I will never show this photo to anyone you guys it is the scariest photo I look so fucking scary. I look, it is the ugliest, most nastiest, gruesome group. This, this is a gruesome photo of me. Okay. And my whole family makes fun of me to this day that they're like, don't ever show that to anyone. No one will see you the same after this photo. This is how bad this photo is. Fast forward to, I get to college and I never get a new passport from high school because this shit lasts what like 10 years and I'm in college and I start talking to professional athletes and these athletes are inviting me places that would require a passport. Okay. Like this guy takes me to Turks and Caicos. These people want me to go to Paris and all this shit.

So I will never forget when one of my, the guys that I was talking to at the time says, my business manager is going to book our flights. Send me a picture of your passport. At this point, you guys, I had had my glow up also where like, I've got the 22 inch extensions. Okay. I've got the makeup. I've got the bleach blonde hair. Like it's almost as if, if they ever saw this photo, they would say like, no, sorry, send me your, your passport. Like, whose is this? Like, I look nothing like myself. Okay. And so what did I do? I sent him my passport photo, but this is the extreme length. I went to hide this photo from men. You guys, I got on PicMonkey, which is my favorite editing software. Not Photoshop, not Facetune, PicMonkey, okay?

We keep it close to home, okay? I have worked with this shit since seventh grade, and I will never, ever abandon PicMonkey. It's a phenomenal editing tool, okay? I get on PicMonkey, and I take a picture of my passport and I start editing my photo in PicMonkey. I am elongating my eyes. I'm giving myself the cat eye lift. I am brushing in my non-existent eyebrows. I'm bleaching my hair. I'm chiseling the chin. I'm shrinking the nose. Okay. I'm bluing up the eyes. I'm tanning the pale skin. I'm literally doing every fucking thing that I possibly can to make this look better. And what's so sad too is I also didn't care because, but you know, men are so fucking dumb.

The passport lamination. If you really looked, you could see how Photoshop this thing is because like the laminated lines are squiggling in and out. But men are so fucking dumb. They wouldn't notice. I export the photo and I send it to the man. It still didn't look good with a full pick monkey to boot. Okay. I had to preface it every single time I sent a man this photo to be like, whoa, like that

was a rough period of my life. Like, don't judge me on the photo. And I had full editing control and I still couldn't make myself look good. That's how bad it was. Okay. So then I would go on these trips with these men. I would show up to the airport and this is where it got tough. You guys, if you've ever traveled with someone, someone's always going to keep the passports,

right? So I would always travel with these men and they would be like why don't you hand me your passport I'll keep them for us I'm like nope I'll carry them I'll carry them he's like okay and every single time we would go up and we'd have to hand our passports what I would consider like more than a nightmare like truly something that sent shivers down my spine I almost shit myself every time this moment happened is when the person slides both passports back through the little plastic thing and it is a race for me to get my hands on those passports as fast as humanly possible because if for some fucking reason this motherfucker grabs you guys know what happens you look to see whose is whose and I was not taking any fucking chances so every time I

went on a trip with a man with a passport I had to be on guard I had to be ready for battle that the minute they slid this shit back I grab I quickly check and I peel away so he can't see the photo. And then I hand him back his passport. I did this for a solid 10 years of traveling outside of the country that I had this passport photo. Okay. And then I meet Matt. And as much as Matt loves me in all of my ugly glory, I still refuse to let him see this photo. And so we started traveling a bunch and I did the same protocol with Matt until finally my passport expired and it was time to get a new one and I treated this like prom I treated this like a like it was almost like a rebirth like this is a new

opportunity for me to come through and shine through so I show up to take my new passport photo I was honestly thinking about getting glam at this point. I'm like, should I hire a makeup artist and get my hair done before I did get my hair highlighted before my passport photo? And I am not ashamed to say it because of the mental warfare abuse that I put myself through for these 10 years. I deserve to get a good outcome. So I show up to get my passport taken and I look beautiful. I look, I look like it's one for the ages honestly I turn to Matt and I say to him while we're leaving Toronto I said Matt I'm so happy that woman complimented me it kind of really meant a lot I know it sounds pathetic but you will just never understand how ugly that photo was of me and Matt goes oh I saw it and I say what am I gonna ask and clarify

with him Matt did you actually fucking did you actually see the photo but then I was like you know what I don't want to know I don't want to know I'm gonna go with God and I'm in my mind how I sleep right at night is knowing that Matt is joking with me and he never saw the fucking photo and if he did see the photo what I do know daddy gang is this man loves me so fucking much that I still have a ring on my finger because that photo it leaves scars it creates nightmares for others so that is my little passport story I think it also brought up the memory because I've been seeing people on TikTok I actually saw Alex Earl did this recently where like she took she showed her old license compared to her new license and

everyone is being assholes but it's so funny how puberty and just growing up like your just face fucking changes and I am so goddamn glad people say aging scary aging is a fucking beautiful thing so god bless and um I'll post my new passport photo if you guys want to see but you will never fucking see the old passport photo so so much has been happening in my life aside from tour I got this little prop from going on Jimmy Fallon. I'm not gonna lie you guys like I was one of those little losers when I was younger like dreaming big like I want to make it to Hollywood. I want to get out of Pennsylvania and to be on Jimmy Fallon and on a late night show was one of the coolest experiences that I've had so far in my career like meeting Jimmy Fallon.

He's so fucking cool. You know how like you're like going to go meet people and you're like, if they're super famous, you're like, I don't know if they're going to be normal or what. The chillest guy. So lovely. Loved Henry. Guys, Henry stole the show so hard that I was like, oh, I can just like sit back and relax. And if I ever need to just mail it in, just show fucking Henry and I'm good to go. I also went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, who is a guest on the Unwell Tour. He's coming out in New York. You have great energy and whoever this dude is, is so lucky. And I hope you live,

I hope you feel every day the love from this man that you are getting tonight from your stars. Which is so, so fun. But I love Bravo. I love reality TV. I love the drama. I had no idea what the drama personally was for the episode that I was going on. I have never watched this show called Southern Charm. But you know what?

I think I brought the drama to the show, which you guys will see. I filmed my experience at Watch What Happens Live. And you guys are going to come along for it. And also, there's a little friend that you'll be seeing. Laren is in New York with me. So let's rewind to Watch What Happens Live. I look like I just got fucked up. What's up? It's Alex.

I'm in New York City, and I'm going on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. I'm very excited. I just got back from tour rehearsals, so my brain is like... Where am I? Turn the camera. I'm going to. No, he's being so cute. And meanwhile, look at Henry being a fucking weirdo.

Like, Henry's so, like, anxious. He he's like why have you been gone for this long let's get in glam and let's get into it so for anyone who doesn't know watch what happens live is essentially Andy Cohen is like the king of Bravo and he has his own show where he talks to Bravo celebrities and then also has other people on the show. So he always has on two guests and the two guests, at least one of the people is always gonna be on Bravo television. I am not on Bravo television yet, no. I'm not on Bravo. So the person that I'm gonna be with,

his name is Austin Kroll. So basically he is on Southern Charm. Unfortunately, I don't watch Southern Charm. I'm doing my research because I have to give him five dating tips. So I'm looking up his Instagram. My first note is less plaid, no bucket hats and no khakis, Austin. Okay. If we're trying to get laid, we got to, you know, you know, no, I'm just kidding. He seems like a really nice guy. And he seems like he has a good personality.

So I'll start writing dating questions or dating tips for him. When I was getting my hair done the other week, there was this guy sitting next to me that does hair for, like, a bunch of celebrities. And I was like, oh, like, I'm going on Fallon and I'm going on Andy Cohen when I'm in New York. And he was like, oh, my gosh, you'll be you'll be fine like everything they run through everything with you they like tell you like what they're going to talk about etc and he was like you should know right like you got that for Call Her Daddy and I was like no and he was like wait you don't give celebrities all of the questions before they come on and I was like no one has ever seen questions before they come on. And I was like, no one has ever seen questions before they come on Call Her Daddy in the history of Call Her Daddy. And he was like, how the fuck do you get these celebrities to come on your show? And I was like, you know, just that seven charm.

No, but yeah, I didn't realize like all of these shows like pre-approved like questions and stuff so yes so that made me feel I think happy and proud about Call Her Daddy like not that the other way isn't great but I guess I didn't realize how rare it is to get big celebrities to agree when they are coming in blind so that's cool hi daddy gang I am sitting here editing right now and I'm watching this um you know when you are like with your best friend and you start to just go on a rant of remembering stories together and you're like, oh, do you remember when? Well, you're about to watch Lauren and I tell a story of do you remember when together? And we weren't even filming. So you guys are dropping in with like

no explanation of like, this is about to be a story time. I just wanted to preface it because you're about to be dropped into the middle of us telling a story we just quickly started recording so do you remember when with lauren and i here you go enjoy our story time also lauren i think we have to give light context just in just one preface of like lauren's family was going through the most traumatic moment of her family's life. Yeah. My dad was having a mental breakdown and my mom had to take me and my brother on the run and hide while my family sorted our shit out. Like dark, not a good time. Alex's mom was like, I know where you guys can go like hide. So we go to my mom's best friend's house cause they were out of town and you stayed with us and so we came because we were like it's a sleepover

so we go to the sleepover and naturally as lauren's family just like my family is blowing up like this is like the beginning of the end of my family and so what do we think is smart to do take nudes Lauren was talking to this boy that we like was like a bad boy at the time and he was asking for pictures So naturally I said no in seventh grade you guys in seventh grade Okay, public school man. And just to be clear. No one was asking me for nudes So I was living vicariously through Lauren and I'm like, oh my god Lauren. Okay. i have a vision i love how i say like oh caller daddy like really like the beginning started in college this is where it fucking started our little whore asses in seventh grade we turn on the shower

please if you're not watching this episode please watch this this is lauren and i'm like this oh and i'm splashing more water on her so it looks really sexual and then learn what happened so i'm a fucking dumb ass and i decide that i'll leave my phone charging in the kitchen why also i will say we forgot to mention like his response was like dear god like this little horny ass seventh grade kid had never seen a body of work of art like this like this was top-notch shit we were producing okay because we have a lot of time on our hands so my mom finds it all and she's having a mental breakdown like so she's with her husband and she's like why is my daughter being a whore right now this is the last thing i need to deal with oh oh it gets worse so then my parents start like we're trying to

solve the family crisis they then bond over the fact that yeah like let's be mad at our daughter can you believe our daughter did that i can hear my mom like telling my dad like because she she gave you my phone back i can hear my mom telling my dad like so i found some really disturbing things on lauren's phone i'm upstairs in the bathroom i'm like there's more in here like my mom only went through like this one if my parents both sit down and like my dad gets involved And we really get investigative. I'm done a lot more is being exposed so I flush my cell phone down the toilet No, no, it's not done. I can hear them coming like okay I have ten seconds to make a decision like my parents are about to like come upstairs

You like give me your phone, and they're gonna go through everything everything. I'm like, I've got to get rid of the evidence. Flush my phone down the toilet. I'm like, I feel so guilty for what I did that I got nervous and I dropped my phone in the toilet. And they're like, oh, something's on there. They take my phone. This is like when you have the old phones. They take the battery out. They put my phone in a bowl of rice in the kitchen.

Every day, I'm like, they're like like this phone will turn back on lauren and we will find out what's out there every day i'm like walking by like checking like is the phone like gonna turn on i walk by the next day take the phone out of the rice just douse it under the sink put it back in the rice i'm like i don't know guys like i'm sorry like i don't think the boat's turning back on let's just say that lauren had created some great street creditor school though because all the guys were like yeah but you know that wasn't the first time that we with technology no the club penguin lauren and i definitely had just like sexual obviously interest at a young age but we like each other or them no not of each other but we like to explore them together Lauren and I definitely had just like sexual, obviously interested young age.

Not of each other. No, not of each other, but we like to explore them together. Everyone remembers Club Penguin. Maybe if you don't remember Club Penguin, we'll explain it to you. Maybe you're Gen Z. Like you like make your penguin and like feed your penguin and like play games or get like money to like take care of your penguin. And your penguin could go into different rooms. And when you get into a different room, there's other penguins and then you can chat with those penguins

so lauren and i started to realize that we could start to sexually interact with these penguins because there's obviously human beings behind these penguins at home as well and so lauren and i start to we did this like one night we decided like we were feeling weird like we were just kind of like not saying it to each other but we were like what if we just say this and we're basically asking like what were we saying like it wasn't that bad at this point because like I think we were in like fifth grade here but we were like like oh like have you ever kissed a girl no Lauren I remember definitely using the word throbbing like we like we were doing some weird shit like no yeah like we were like saying I think she was the mastermind behind I think she was the uh poet here I'm taking the news I'm writing because again no one wanted to

hear from me and with the penguin like no one knew what I looked like. So we're typing, we're typing. And we get in this one chat with this penguin that is really, really leaning in. Ramping it up. And he's leaning in. And who knows if it was a he? We don't know. And so we're having a, basically we're sexting a penguin. Okay.

And we are like having fun. But okay. And like for context, this is like early 2000s so my computer was like a desktop like chunky chunky dell monitor like the the back of it if you looked was like this big of a like it wasn't a flat screen yet so lauren and i are typing typing typing and then all of a sudden we press enter on our last nasty ass message and the whole screen freezes. On our penguin sexting. And Lauren and I are sitting in her bedroom, and we're like, that's so weird. Like, why is it freezing? Whatever. Let's just restart your computer. We go to restart. It will not restart. It restarts, opens right back up onto

the sexts. Like, these are just, like, ingrained on my computer screen like it will not leave we're pressing exit we're doing everything and so lauren finally starts crying she's pacing around the room like what am i gonna do like my parents are gonna kill me i'm like lauren like i don't know what to do i start pacing i start walking away you get on your hands and knees i start i say god we will never do this again. We will never sex again. We will never have sex in our lives. We will never do this again.

Please, please, please, for the love of God, just get it off Lauren's computer. We will never do it again. And as I'm doing this, I hear like a, and I'm like, Lauren, Lauren has picked up her desktop and has the window open. She literally is walking and is about to jump. I was this close to throwing the computer out our second floor window because I thought we'd be more likely to be able to explain that than my parents finding our horny little fourth grade penguin sex. She did not throw it out the window.

She just puts it down. I'm like, Lauren, you've literally lost it. Yeah, Alex is like, Lauren, no, no, no. Like, I'm praying. My prayers will be answered. So we finally eventually pull all the cords out and it does disappear and we went to sleep that night literally like this we're like oh we promise god god you heard us you saw us we will never sex again what do we do two years later start taking nudity

boys yeah that was just the beginning and then and then we did some weirder shit we'll tell those stories one day when I came to the pizza shop crying. Oh, my God. We can't tell that today. All seventh and eighth grade, we had a child pornography, like, crisis in my middle school. We had a nude picture because, you know, and her pic went viral everywhere. And she had a huge bush. I remember it.

And it became, like, a thing. So they kept having these, they kept having these, like assemblies. They kept having assemblies about like, sending nudes is a crime, you will go to jail. And I'm like sitting there like, Lauren. I'm like, oh, that was great work by me.

And I'm going home like no nude pictures of me. But Lauren's like, not sleeping a night okay daddy gang this is the official look i did a high pony because i have a really bad tendency to touch my hair all the time when I get nervous. We did these little diamond earrings. We did so much bling on the neck. I don't think I've ever worn this many diamonds. I also don't own any of these, so I will be returning.

There's this little Prada white collared shirt, Prada skirt, little socks, and Prada heels. She's a Prada girl, living in and Prada heels. She's a Prada girl living in a Prada world It's giving like schoolgirl meets. I'm about to fuck up watch what happens live Okay, we are in the car. We are on our way to watch What Happens Live. I actually have no idea where we're going. I'm just like, we're in the car going to... Where?

The woman today, I was getting acupuncture, and she was like, um, so, like, what vitamins do you take? And I was like... Um... Like, orange juice? She's like, no no what vitamins do you take i'm like birth control she's like i'm gonna write down a couple recommendations i don't know where that paper went but i will not be taking i'm having a little menti bee um let me show you guys something i am like oh my god i'm so happy that I'm like sitting

for this. I don't have to stand. But when I say I'm so excited to sit for this, Aaron, I'm sorry, don't call HR. There is no HR. I'm the head of HR. Um, this is what you're going to potentially see. That's a napkin. This is not my vahini. This is, but if it's crinkled, they can be like, God, she has such a spray tan. Like her vagina is pale, stark, but it's really my shirt. The shirt is coming through the mini skirt. So there is a little peaky peaky poking through of the shirt under my skirt that it looks like it's my vagina, it's not so I'm gonna need to cup it in and just make sure that I have my hand like this all time Andy no looky okay I mean listen if there's anything more on brand like I'm growing up and maybe my brand is elevating but she's always

gonna have that little nasty still in her. You know when you start your career telling people how to suck dick, like you always have to make sure you dip back into the roots. So it's like, ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, let's go. Thank you. Hello!

Hi. Are we going on together? We are, yes. How are you? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, I'm so excited. Good. What's your reservation for are, yes. How are you? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm so excited. Good.

What's your reservation for this? I don't know. I don't even know what we're going to talk about. I just know I have to give you dating tips. Okay. I feel like you're going to be a complete natural at it because that's what you do on your podcast, right? You just let it fly.

Right. But do we play games? Sure. Oh. Like if I come on Watch What Happens and I would be with a cast member and then it's so hyper focused on like the episode that's aired.

We can kind of just roll. Yeah. And since it's not another cast member it's like we're gonna probably just have a bunch of fun and you're gonna

probably roast me a little bit. No I think it will be fun if we have a little fun banter. We will. And we're gonna record this let everyone know

God forbid people on the internet think that we fucking hate each other just know it was a joke and it was a bit. And Andy's gonna lean into it hard.

Oh my god. Totally. He's gonna bully both of us he's gonna bully me I've never met him okay well you're about to I mean I love Andy and we love each other god damn something you just walked in hot by the way like hot and red like a Little Caesars you came in hot and ready we're gonna practice sitting so the issue is this shirt we don't want people to think it's my vagina. If I'm sitting like this, you won't be able to see it. If I go like that, can you see it?

No, it's gone. Oh my god, because I shoved it up. Yeah. It looks like a black hole up there. Thanks Lauren. I'm getting my stuff duck ready to go. I didn't know what to expect and now everyone's encouraging me to roast the buck out of Austin so I'm like, oh my god. We made good TV. We made good TV.

We'll see you next time. Bye. It was so nice meeting you. So good meeting you. Bye, guys. It's so fun. And that is what happens on Watch What Happens Live. We have so much to discuss.

Guys, that was fun. That was so fast-paced. I felt like I was at a nightclub show. It's a vibe in there. I felt so comfortable and happy and cozy when lauren was in that studio because you were sitting front row i know and i was like so i kind of just felt like i was like home until i got questions and then i was like popped out of the bubble we just locked eyes yeah do we just stare at each other locked and loaded i'm like work it girl work it work it work it So much to debrief in the car. I'll see you guys there. Okay. You guys, that experience

was wild. Andy is hilarious and such an incredible host. And he's quite fun. Like I've been obviously on shows kind of like this, but he makes it. I literally felt like I was out drinking with a friend. It went by so fast and Austin, the person I was on the show with, it was like hilarious because I was just roasting him and we were, I felt like every commercial break we were cracking up. I'm like, I hope people know that this is a joke. So, but I had fun and it was fun to do and thank you Andy for having me and everyone at Watch What Happens Live and that's a wrap. Okay, Daddy Gang, I hope you guys enjoyed that little BTS moment with Andy Cohen and Laren. I'm also laughing while I was looking at this edit. I'm like, I am fully aware that the story Lauren and I told him like, damn, we were

in seventh fucking grade. I think that time in your life is just so fucking weird sexually of like trying to figure out your sexuality, trying to figure out your sexuality trying to figure out like who you are and just like everyone is so fucking awkward and weird and if you weren't I don't believe you and I don't believe that you weren't having some of those thoughts maybe you weren't taking nudes in seventh grade but maybe you were I don't know taking the back of your electric toothbrush and wandering downstairs and seeing like does this feel good why does riding on the horse at my friend's birthday party in sixth grade make me feel a little good inside? Um, no, but yeah,

that, that time in our life was crazy, but I am just so happy. I had a friend to like, weirdly feel those feelings out with, because I think as women, we are raised and it's like fucking swatting your fingers away. Don't be a little whore, like get your fucking shit together. Don't feel sexual. Don't feel liberated. and I'm here to tell everyone that exploring your sexuality is healthy and embracing feelings that you naturally physically feel are healthy but maybe don't do what Lauren and I did we were the test product don't do that I hope no one in seventh grade listens to this show the beautiful thing that I did learn is you seventh grade listens to this show the beautiful thing that I did learn is you can explore daddy gang but maybe just try to do it in a way that will

not leave a digital footprint as we know nudes never die episode four of call her daddy okay okay I figured I want to wrap up this episode just between you and me, Daddy Gang, with a couple little questions. Questions of the motherfucking week. Questions of the motherfucking week. Questions of the motherfucking week. Questions of the week. We're going to go to France. France. France.

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thoughts while in a relationship. How to get rid of wandering thoughts about wishing you had more dating and sex experiences while in an amazing relationship already. I've been with my boyfriend for two years and I'm in love, but can't help but think, what if I had more experience with men before him and truly had a single hoe phase? That is such a good question. And that's really, really tough. I remember even meeting Matt and freaking out a little bit in the beginning of our relationship because I was concerned with like I kind of knew immediately when I met Matt

that he was probably the one that I was going to marry and as exciting as that was for my mental health of like oh my god you found an amazing guy that makes you feel amazing. There was also the nerves of, oh my God, I found the guy that I want to spend the rest of my life with. And it kind of closes this chapter of opportunity with anyone else. And what I will say to that is, I guess there's two sides to to this number one is if you have only been with one like main partner in your 20s I am a huge like I I believe that you should have experiences in life like I don't think it's healthy to marry someone if you haven't been able to actually like experience what else is out there for me personally,

I so know there are people that meet their person in high school and they're like, I'm locked and loaded till death do us part, baby. And that's amazing. But I think your question is you're having these what if thoughts, and that clearly means like, you're curious, like, did I make the right decision? And that's also just normal. Like, I think my first thing is like, I guess you have to evaluate what would life look like if you ended your relationship with this person? And I would have to have a little bit more information of like, how many partners have you been with? How many relationships have you been in? But I would say, I think a lot of life is about what ifs. And I think you kind of have to just like get past that like I I understand even as

natural human beings we're always going to look to see like what else is out there like of course when Matt and I are out and we see good looking people you're like oh that guy's attractive but I think you have to know within yourself is it a what if because it's just a natural like huh I love him so much but like it would have been interesting if I had more relationships or is it like a deep unfulfillment where you are constantly comparing like oh I don't I like him but like our sex isn't amazing to the point where like maybe he's never giving you an orgasm or maybe you love him but it's like a safe kind of love where you're like I wonder if like I've never had that like love of your life spark feeling like if you have these little gaps almost I would say that I'm someone that never wants to like go through life and and feel like I wish I had done something and I don't think you should let a

relationship hold you back from experiencing things so I'm not saying break up with your partner but I would ask you to be a little bit more thoughtful of like, what do you mean? What if like it, are you unfulfilled in your relationship? You kind of seem like you're saying no, but I do think to a certain degree, it's not that healthy. If you're constantly thinking like, what if I had had a whole phase? That means you probably are interested in, you want to experience other partners. And I would say you have to kind of be selfish in life.

Like it's also not fair to your partner if you're constantly having these feelings of wondering what else is out there and wondering if you should have taken more dates and gone out and experienced more things. Like I, I would say you kind of got to choose yourself first because you're also not choosing your partner first if you constantly have these feelings so there's a normal what if feeling and then if it's constant I would say maybe you need to go on a break maybe you need to experience life and again I don't know your experience but I do think it's being aware that you're literally here once you don't want to have kids and and be growing old and be like so mad at yourself that you didn't fucking go for something that felt naturally like you were being so drawn to something but you didn't want to hurt your partner's feeling so you

just stayed and you kind of didn't go for something that you wanted so I think something that's so scary is when people stay in relationships because they're afraid that they're going to hurt the person they're with by leaving you're just actually hurting your both of yourselves by staying in something that isn't right so I know it's hard and breakups are hard but it's also a conversation compared to a lifelong situation where you're stuck with someone and you're just saying because you feel bad don't let yourself do that and don't do that to the other person they also deserve better than that so I also think something just to keep in mind is sometimes when you are bored in your life, maybe, or even super stressed in your life, like if you're on one or the other side of like super bored where you're looking around and you're trying to pick holes

and like, oh, what is life? Or if you're super stressed and you're just like, I need something, a change, I need something different. Sometimes you can almost try to just like poke holes in your relationship because it's the closest thing to you in that moment. And you can start to look at your partner. Like maybe you're the problem. Like maybe I do want something different. And I think I would say before making a really big decision about your relationship, I would start to try to map out in your life. Like what is out, what else is going on in your life how is your job how are your friendship dynamics how often do you go out with your girlfriends what's your family relationship like like I think sometimes we can get an itch when something else is going on in

our life that we don't want to focus on so then our immediate primary relationship can suffer because we're avoiding everything else around us when it's really like maybe it's not that you wish you had a hoe face maybe it's actually the fact that you have a deep-rooted insecurity that you've never handled and it's showing through in your relationship so maybe you're not actually allowing yourself to emotionally connect with your partner in the way that you would if you were able to like dissect some of that like internal trauma and you won't know if you are actually that in love and that free or whatever because you haven't worked on yourself it actually has nothing to do with your partner and it kind of doesn't matter what partner you choose you got to work on that shit first on

your on your own the other problem I think that I just want to be really honest about because for so long it was my brand and I couldn't say this at the, but now I look back and it's like a ho phase is not all that it's cracked up to be sometimes. Like, don't get me wrong, going out and hooking up and having fun. Like it, there are moments where you actually enjoy it. But for the most part, when I look back, like I was lonely and I was insecure and I wasn't happy with myself. And I was constantly trying to search for things in

other people that I was just lacking in myself and so I think sometimes we have to I love that I loved being single but I loved being single mostly because I loved working on myself not because I loved interacting with all these different men I was searching for a man that I could be compatible with and like I think when you people think of a ho phase you get this itch to like go out and fuck and have fun and it's like go out and fuck and have fun you can do all of those in a relationship but the whole phase I think there's this like liberating feeling people think comes with it. But from what every single friend I've ever talked to when we reflect, it's like it's lonely.

It's isolating. It's kind of like vapid of just like you're going on these dates and you're having these like pretty boring conversations that you're like, why am I out at nine o'clock wasting my fucking time like it's exhausting so just make sure you can discern a whole phase of like do you physically want to see if you are compatible and emotionally compatible with other people because you don't feel fulfilled in your relationship or is it you want a whole phase because like you want to have fun then that's where I'm saying like maybe you're bored in your life and this has nothing to do with your romantic relationship I have also seen people like glamorizing being single which I think is so important to be like it is not there is nothing wrong with being alone when you especially are like trying to figure yourself out I think it's healthier to be alone than like throwing yourself into relationships but something that upsets me is like I think so many women are feel like oh do I just become boring when I get into a relationship and if it's the right relationship you actually become the best version of yourself because then

you have not only yourself that you're in a great position but you have a partner that's lifting you up and I just feel bad when I see comments of like if I see someone like get into a relationship it's like oh we've lost her like she's not for the girls anymore like I remember I was terrified when I admitted that I had a boyfriend with like when I started dating Matt and then I was like, oh, we've lost her. Like she's not for the girls anymore. Like I remember I was terrified when I admitted that I had a boyfriend with like when I started dating Matt. And then I was like, wait, I've never been better. Like I've never been happier. I've never been more aware of like what makes me happy and what fulfills me. And I've never been a better friend because I'm now just like in a more stable situation and that's being in a healthy relationship. But I, I don't know. I feel like I see it online and it's a lot of like the girls, girls are the ones that

are for the girls and we hate the guys and we don't blow up. And it's like, I just think there's a little too much like negative rhetoric around coupling up and that is not what it should be. I think we all naturally crave connection. We want to be in relationships. We wanna feel loved with the right person, yeah, but like don't feel like you're just boring now because you're in a relationship.

It's then on you to, yeah, spice it up. Things can become mundane, but that's life. Something I have found is like when I look back at all of my dating phases, I think that what happens and no one teaches us this shit is like, when you are single, we all are trying to find that next person. We're going on dates where, but no one ever says like being single work on yourself because you, the next time you get into a relationship, you want to, you want to be the healthiest version of yourself, but you also

want to be such an individual that when you go into that relationship, there is no losing yourself. There is no compromising your like morals and beliefs. And this person just swallows you up and you lose yourself. And I, and so I think being single is such an important time, but it's not just about like hoeing it up and being crazy. It's about finding what you like, finding what makes you happy and knowing yourself. And I think sometimes we're not taught that it's just like get into a relationship. And then how many times you guys have, we had those friends and I've been one of those friends that we just fucking lose ourselves in relationships and we just lose ourselves in like trying to find ourselves while trying to be in a partnership. It's like, it's impossible because if you don't know yourself, you're

naturally going to be toxic in a relationship. You're naturally going to be triggered by things they do. They're going to get triggered by things you do. So it's like, enjoy your single phase, but don't push yourself to get out of it so quickly unless you know who you are. So I would say if you're single right now, focus on your fucking self. Stop maybe going on all those dates for a second and be like, what do I want? You don't just want a guy to like you. You want a guy that has X, Y, and Z and everyone's criteria is different. But I think that we've got to be a little bit more selfish with our single time in terms of for ourselves so that when we actually do start dating we require like a higher standard and we don't just be like he likes me and he called me back like so I guess I'll go on

date too it's like do you like him do what what does he have in himself that like you would want to continue to date that person like be picky daddy gang be so fucking picky I think this upcoming year like that should be everyone's new year's resolution is like be selfish and be picky daddy gang be so fucking picky I think this upcoming year like that should be everyone's new year's resolution is like be selfish and be picky with your time and your energy and even if you're in a relationship be picky because the the more that you are specific about you want the things around you are going to be make you happier like I said in my other episode I was like maybe it is time to end certain friendships maybe it is time to put boundaries on certain family members that are

inappropriate like the more that we do that for ourselves and I think especially as women we're taught like you need to you need to just be complacent you need to just accept that you need to do certain things that you don't want to do in life sure but to a point like I think we can be way more aggressive in what we decide to choose with how we spend our energy so I just went on a rant and a tangent and no one asked me another question but I'm just talking so I love how I'm like I'm supposed to stop talking because I'm losing my voice for tour and I'm like let's begin to think about what is life and how do we reach higher for ourselves daddy gang like what the fuck okay okay tips on how to come from oral my fiance loves to go down on me but I've always but I've

always rather just wanted to fuck it feels good good, but doesn't make me cum. Any tips on how to cum from oral? I feel like he's doing everything he needs down there and it's me. Okay. I don't know if I'm allowed to promote drugs on this show because I know it's not legal. But I'm just going to be really honest and share what's worked for me. So I don't like, um, smoke weed anymore. Like I have never really been like a big weed smoker, but I like to dabble in some edibles. Okay. When I'm going to bed specifically, and this is my version. And then I'll tell a legal version for the states that weed is not legal okay but you're I'm like the only place that you can have an orgasm is in California or Denver or

New York so something that's really worked for me is I realized that women we are I've been talking about this with my friends recently why is it that when men are stressed they're like let's fuck and when women are stressed we're like you couldn't pay me to open my legs right now I will not like I couldn't enjoy sex if I tried when I have a million emails a million text messages a million things to do family shit work shit like it's not happening I would rather do anything but have sex when I'm stressed. So I feel like a lot of times it takes us a lot longer to be able to enjoy sex and to actually get into a rhythm with ourselves where we can actually enjoy it. So daddy gang, step one, take a fucking edible. No, but that's, that's kind of what I do is I'll take an edible and I think you have to set the mood for yourself. This is less a little bit less about him unless he's so fucking bad at like eating you out

that I'm then you need to teach him. But I would say half the time like there's nights where Matt is so good at going down on me. He's phenomenal. But like I couldn't come if I tried because I'm too in my head. So why I take an edible is like when I'm so stressed, I will take it before I know we're going to bed and I will take it before I know we're going to bed and I will take a shower I will put lotion on my body like physically doing things that calm me

down so that when I actually get into the bedroom I'm not just like we had a full day I was at work I'm thinking about this oh yeah go down on me here we fucking go so I would say step one is actually setting the like tone of how you're going to physically get in the mood to enjoy someone going down on you I would say when he's actually going down on you something I think is that's really difficult is like being physically present in your body like I'm not a yoga bitch I'm not a spiritual bitch like I don't do like deep breathing exercises or anything but what I realized is when someone is going down on me well my fiance all these people go down to me all the time during the week okay Matt's the best but there's just so many partners I don't know what to know when Matt's going down on me sometime if I'm a little like just two in

my head number one turn off the fucking lights. Okay. I know you want to be able to see some stuff when you're having sex, but like at least turn down the lights, dim the lights, light a candle and set again the vibe and put, you know what I do? I put a fucking pillow over my head sometimes when he's eating me out. Cause I'm like, I'm going into outer space. I don't want to have to look at him I don't want him to have to look at my face like who gives a fuck whatever you have to do like put on a fucking eye mask go into how you would if you were masturbating okay because something I find is when people are masturbating they are 100% themselves you have no not that you think that

your partner's judging you but there's just no like uh any there's nothing else to focus on other than your actual physical self and you're not focused on does he like the way my legs are is he looking up at me like am i breathing okay make the noises that come to you make the faces that come to you just let yourself be and then what i would say is if this is a person you love, there's nothing better than actually just being like, babe, I don't know why I love when you eat me out. And I find myself being just so tense when I'm doing it. And I'm like thinking about fucking. I want to just relax and take some time. So I think the way for my brain to actually like physically start to relax

when you're eating me out is bring something in that I'm used to, which is my vibrator. If a man is eating you out and using a vibrator at the same time, you are a hundred percent more likely to have an orgasm. Okay. So have him use that fucking vibrator on your clit as he's eating you out and like just try to relax but I think it's like being again selfish of like if he knew you weren't actually enjoying it he'd be devastated so do it talk to him about it in a way that's like you can physically locate certain things for him that he can do which is again bringing a toy into the bedroom and girl who gives a fuck if it takes 30 minutes, lay there, lay there and let him fucking marinate in that shit. Okay. Let him fucking get his face a nice

little facial up in that bitch. Okay. Because I don't give a fuck. We are so generous. We are goddamn generous. Let this man be generous back to you. And I think sometimes we get insecure. It is statistically proven that we cannot come as fast as men. So that means they should double the fuck down on going down on you. So it's like set a vibe. Maybe you need music playing. Maybe you want TV in the background, whatever it is, like set your fucking shit as if you're about to masturbate on your own and your partner just happens to also be down there. But I know I say this and then I think sometimes people are like, okay, you're right, Alex. But it's like, no, no, no. Daddy gang. Set the vibe. Set it. Do it. Turn down the lights. Set the candle. Put the pillow over your head. Think about something. Maybe you want to turn on porn. Whatever it is, have sounds

in the background. I think we get lazy like maybe you're listening to me and you're like okay yeah you're driving you're like fine now daddy gang promise me you'll dm me and tell me okay I set the fucking vibe and I actually fucking put myself in a position to relax so I could have an orgasm but it kind of starts with us unless he's so fucking bad then you need to like fucking knee him in the head and be like what is this like we are not eating a bowl of mac and cheese when we're drunk like shoving it in just like we're not that to sound was so disgusting i'm so sorry if you're listening in headphones but you know what i mean like slow pace it out men like just be so giving okay this is the season of giving. We are entering Christmas time. Chip, chip,

cheerio, ho, ho, ho, be a fucking ho and spread your fucking legs and let him sit the fuck down there for 30 minutes. And that's that. So daddy gang, thank you so much for hanging out with me for this episode. We need to be, we need to be so much more selfish that's just the it's the year of being selfish and prioritizing ourselves this year so i love you guys um i'm trying to think of what oh you guys are gonna like next week's episode you guys are gonna love next week's episode so daddy gang you know the drill i will see you fuckers next one say goodbye next Wednesday. Goodbye.