Call Her Daddy - Post Malone: Joining the Mile High Club (FBF)

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

Join Alex as she travels to Boston to attend the Post Malone concert, sit down for an interview and get her ass kicked in beer pong. Post opens up about his childhood and how the bullying he endured has shaped his commitment to living a life of kindness. He offers a glimpse into his notoriously private life and opens up about his biggest insecurities and his fears when it comes to parenting. Post spills the details on how he proposed to his fiancée and reveals what his dream wedding would look like. With no topic off limits, he talks about losing his virginity, joining the mile high club, and even shares his go-to porn search words. Post dives into the creative process behind his newest album.

Hi Daddy Gang. I am currently in Boston, okay? And I'm on my way to the Post Malone concert. And I figured, I don't want to go alone. I would love for you to come with me. That's why I got us this limo. But if we're going to go to his concert, I don't know, I just figured maybe we should also interview him? You want to come? Let's get into it. You want to come? Let's get into it. What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy. The man of the hour. Come take a seat. I'm going to give you a little hug before. Just because, you know, good vibes. How are you doing? I'm amazing. I guess I should say, Post Malone, welcome to Call Her Daddy.

Well thank you for having me. I am so happy to be here. It's very exciting for me. I've always wanted to meet you. Yes, ma'am. You have a fabulous vibe. Thank you very much. Um, we are currently in your dressing room, backstage.

You're going to perform tonight. We are in Massachusetts, a little outside of Boston. Yes, ma'am. Do you have any any connection to Boston? You have friends in Boston? I have a lot of Patriot fans as friends. Well, friends is a very loose term, I suppose. Are you friends with Tom Brady?

Is that what you're saying? No, no, just Patriot fans. He is a very sweet guy, but a lot of people on the team are for some reason New England Patriot fans. Oh, I love that. It's it's alright. I guess it's good You don't like the paths. No, ma'am. No ma'am. So respectful. No ma'am. I fucking hate them, ma'am. I actually went to college in Boston. I haven't been back since graduation So it's kind of like a pretty surreal moment for me. If I knew in college I was ever gonna interview you,

I probably would have shit my pants. Cool, I did shit my pants today. Oh, you did? I wanted to say also thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you coming out. Thank you, no, I appreciate you. And I appreciate you waiting as well.

I'm here, drinking, relaxing. It's good vibes. So as I was getting ready for this interview, I was like, OK, I know you typically go by post, but you have a new album out called Austin, which is your first name. So what's the vibe? Do you want to start going by Austin now? My football coaches used to call me Posty.

And that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want, except late for dinner. Late for dinner. That's like my most old man joke of all time. I literally just like- That's like a joke from like the 20s. I'm not gonna- It's like a dust bowl joke.

I'm not gonna lie, it took me like two seconds to register the joke and now I get it. And so now I'm gonna laugh after. The thing is there's no joke really. Okay so- Comedy was different. No, no, no, no, it's great comedy. I appreciate you. No so now I'm going to laugh after. The thing is, there's no joke really. Okay, so. Comedy was different. No, no, no. It's great comedy. I appreciate you. No, that's interesting.

Because I was talking to someone that's on your team and he was like, yeah, like sometimes like I'll call him Austin where we're more private vibe and then post when it's more like he's Post Malone. He's out there. Oh, you talk to people from the team. Oh, I've been like interviewing everyone about you. I'm getting all the T-posts. I'm getting all the vibe. So do you think like is Austin and Post Malone the same person or is post kind of like an alter ego? I?

think it's a That's weird to think about mm-hmm. I think it's everything is me You know everything is me my name is Austin Everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think, because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator, like in high school. That is what we need to clarify.

So when I was researching, I was like, hold on, your actual last name is Post, which I don't think everyone knows. So it's Austin Post. So you put Post as the first, and you're saying you put into a random generator and you got Malone. Yes, ma'am.

It just gave me the name and I said, you know what, that does sound cool. And so I did it. I want to name like Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it's like, it has two words. So it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty unique.

So you're on tour, obviously. That's where we are right now. How is tour going for you? It is amazeballs. It's my first tour with a band. Okay. So I'm so, I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited.

And like for the longest time, it would just be me on stage, running around. And it was very lonely up there. And so now I can look around. And if like, I fuck up or anything, I'll just be like, hey, stop. And then the crowd will be like, oh, it wasn't him. You know?

So that's like kind of like. I can blame it on everyone else. It's not my fucking fault. I fall on my face. You're like, my fucking guitarist tripped me. What the hell happened? What's this guitarist doing here? So what inspired you to name the tour if y'all weren't here I'd be crying? I guess it's true for the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm actually so happy now. It's super interesting being out on tour for a long time because Because for a long time, we just ran around the world,

especially when I was, you know, like, younger and I could and before COVID and all that stuff. And now being back out on tour is hard because I'm old, or I feel old at least. I'm a dad. How old are you? I'm 28. I just turned 28. That's, whenever I started, I was 19 and like, Or I feel old at least. How old are you? I'm 28. I just turned 28. Whenever I started I was 19 and I was like everybody's like, oh he's like 20 years old.

And I'm like yeah, that's yeah. But now I'm like 28 and no one cares. I love it. We're the same age. So am I old? No ma'am. I feel like 28 is like we're like just getting to our prime now. You're tired. Super tired and going on on tour now my knees click. I need to get you a little brace.

This is a bunch of stuff. Yeah I mean I would like I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces cuz it's so sick looking and I'm I wear jorts every show So it's like perfect. It's a jorts stop and then the knee brace and then the brace begins and you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on yeah I'm like, whoa, they must have like they've been through some shit I feel like you're the only person that could pull off jorts and knee pads or like knee brace vibe It's just if I did knee pads, that would be badass. And I want to like, because sometimes I'll hurt my hand.

Because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and like stab myself with a knife on accident. And then I have to like wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool. I love it. Okay, so I hope next time I see you, you're going to be wearing that shit. Yes ma'am.

That didn't answer your question at all by the way. It's okay, I don't care if we swerve, like who gives a shit, we're here to have a good time. Okay, we're getting you ready for your concert. What is on your rider? And actually, can you explain what a rider is? Because some people may have no fucking idea what that means.

Yes ma'am, so there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree. And then but there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't go there. But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not. Mm-hmm. So list us yours. Come on. The thing about my writer is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like. Oh. It's not that I don't like, but for the longest time we had gummy bears like Haribo gummy bears which are fine, but if

you eat them every day for like two years straight, I want Black Forest gummy bears. I wanna switch it up, but for now we have red cups. I gotta look over there. We have emergency. Why don't you just read, what do you like? What do you wish was in here? I prefer on my writer like a stack

of like a million dollars cash. Yeah, be very bitchin They don't give a shit about you. I guess old man vibes These click we don't fucking care Do you think you're high maintenance or low maintenance I consider myself Low maintenance. I think do you think if I asked your team they would agree? Ah yes yes I think so I don't know because I'm at the core of everything I'm super simple I need a beer I need cigarettes and I need two hours in the bathroom to answer emails. That's it.

That's all I need, I think. And then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about, is I need good cups and balls. Like very specific cups and balls, because the way and a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there. And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups,

and that's when I've had enough. You take your beer pong very seriously. Yes ma'am, and I've gotten worse as I've gotten, I used to be so good. Yeah, I was talking to Bobby and he was like, he's so fucking good. You're bad now? Yeah, I'm bad now.

I feel like that's also a facade. I'm so bad. You're saying that, and then we're gonna go in there, and you're gonna be playing, and you're going to be better than everyone. ["I'm So Bad"] Are you superstitious before you go on stage? Like, is there anything specific you have to do,

or you're like, holy fuck, my day's ruined? Well answering the emails is very important. Okay. We're doing, tonight Noah's coming out. Oh well, this is in the future. It's fine, yeah, okay. Okay, well in Boston, Noah Khan came out. And we're talking about inventing diapers for performers

because you never know, you hit the wrong move and it just, it's Vesuvius. Yeah, it's gonna go. Yeah, it's apoco- it's Yellowstone level eruption sometimes. Does that happen to you often? No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. It's never happened. I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me.

But if it does happen, that's like night, that's a nightmare Yeah, that's like a night one could assume that you would since you were like I've been really thinking about inventing these diapers as if this is like a serious like sewage problem for you or you're like just Let me read then there's the whole thing because that then think of what I could do with that two hours. Mm-hmm Okay, sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there, sometimes I'll... I mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter, 100%. Yeah, can we clarify for a minute? Sure.

So what I've heard is you do some of your best songwriting on shrooms and on the toilet. Yes, and those kind of... Well, that's what I was going to say. Like, let's talk about it. Are you taking shrooms and then camping out in the bathroom? Are these two things together or are they kind of like separate ventures? They are separate ventures,

but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of, I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life off the shrooms and just beer. It's cause it'll be like, whenever I was a kid too it'd be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything and I will be like guys I'm gonna die right now. You're just shitting your brains out. Yeah it's terrible. Skinny legend. I lost like ten pounds from this one trip once. No. Wow. It's crazy because one point it just knocks on fucking Hell's Gate and

you're like, okay, we need to open the floodgates now. We need to take care of this. This is a problem. You keep talking about doing emails. Like, do you not have someone to do your emails for you? Well, emails is just code for shitting. Answering emails is just code for shitting. Okay, do you know if you're actually sitting doing emails while you're taking your shit? Sometimes I'll answer some emails. On tour, it's hard to bring gaming consoles and stuff, and I'm a pretty huge pro gamer. So I do a lot of online shopping, and everybody thinks every order I place is fake. But you're really shopping in there while you're shitting.

It's me, and then they call me or... But you put your name on the order. I have to Know you yeah, I do because they call me and they're like hey We've had a lot of fraud and we want to say they even call me about my billing address not matching up with like my home Address and stuff and I thought little do they know? I'm totally on the can and I have to run like a white noise machine or a little bit of water and I have to specifically get up and turn it off and then sit back down just so they don't

think like I'm in. And I know sometimes they can tell with like the reverb because what's interesting about a bathroom, you can definitely tell if you're on speakerphone, you can definitely tell if someone's in the bathroom and then in pictures for some reason, if you send someone a picture, like a selfie while you're shitting, there's no way that you don't know they're on the toilet. It's like an angle or something. Are you often taking selfies while you're shitting?

No, but if I do. Who would you send a selfie to while you were taking a shit? I don't, like, I have a bunch of like ex-SEAL buddies and ranger buddies and they do it all the time. They're like, hey, just take it a shit. What's poppin? And I'm like, alright, yeah me too. You know what fuck it. Let's do it Yeah, it gives you like a little extra hair on your chest. You're like I'm feeling myself This is just like this kind of what boys do. This is like what we do. We send each other shitty selfies

Yeah, I like that for you and then Dre'll facetime my manager will facetime me or something and I'll be like, hey, you know what? Hey, what's going on? And he can definitely, you can definitely tell him FaceTime. It's always such a pleasure to sit down with people cause you never know where an interview is gonna go. And like what I love about Call Her Daddy is like, usually it has one vibe, but today it's like, today we're talking about shit and like this,

but it's comedy, you're bringing the comedy. I love it. You can say this interview really went in the can. It went in the can. Okay, I want to take a step back. Before you were Post Malone, you were just Austin. What were you like as a kid? Weird?

Weird? I've always been like, I don't know. I've always been kind of an introverted kid, but then, you know, I love to express. I love making music forever. I love playing games. I love hanging. I like I had a small group of friends who just go over to my buddy's house every day and just play games and stuff. And I don't know. Yeah. Weird. A little weirdo? When you say you're a little weirdo back then, is there like a memory or something, like a story that comes to mind that you can help us kind of describe you as a younger kid? That's a hard question.

I remember I grew my hair long. I wore the tightest crew jeans I could find. And crew was the shit. It was like the crews and the purple fallen shoes with the fat laces. And I would go, I don't know. And then I started, everybody started good willing and go into like, the stores to go grab old penny loafers and shit.

And we would just, yeah, thrifting. I don't know why I couldn't think of that word. It's okay, I got you, I I'm here thank you very much yeah of course but yeah we would just go run around and play games and I don't know if there's a specific memory I know everybody's like oh I'm quirky I'm zany you know I'm wacky but you're just like I was a weirdo I don't know I was just me yeah that's the whole thing you know I moved when I was a weirdo. I don't know. Fuck off. That was just me. Yeah, that's the whole thing. I moved when I was nine. And then I used to get bullied a whole bunch in school.

For what? For, I guess, dressing the way I did and stuff. Because I was like, we wore skinny jeans and all that stuff. And that was just kind of a new deal. And I don't know. But people would throw gum in my beautiful hair. I had beautiful hair. I had to cut it off. You'd cut it off because there was so much gum in your hair? No, no, there's way too much gum in my hair. This is becoming a problem. But I was safer.

I was safer because the gum would harden. And so if like I fell off the skateboard or something, right? Like after class, Post would have so much gum in his hair because the entire class would throw gum, and if you fell, it was more of like a little rebound thing. Like you were chill. I was not throwing gum every day. Okay, just occasionally. Yeah, no, it was like,

oh, there's that fucker, let's hit him with the gum. What is that, Trident layers? That's good shit, that'll get stuck super good. So you wore skinny jeans do you think that was the gist of why you were getting bullied? No I don't know I think it was always because I was I always wanted to be myself I guess and we all know high school super high school so middle school high school and when I was a kid too this didn't start me off good at all because I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slick my hair back

Because I saw my dad go to work and I was like, you know, what that dude's cool as fuck So I want to do that too. Yeah, I could see that like the kids be like, why the fuck are you wearing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like cuz my dad does be like that's cool guys. What the fuck? Yeah, they're like well We're in fucking middle school in high school Be like that's cool guys. Yeah, they're like well. We're in fucking middle school in high school Get it together. I remember for one year my school tried out a uniform, and I was already Gucci I was like I didn't have to change shit These are my PJs dude it's so fucked how mean kids are Like I also got bullied and I've talked about on my show

But I'm like people were so fucking mean and that like sticks with you and I feel like it's interesting because now I feel like People know in the industry and just your fans like you are now known for having like the sweetest kindest heart You're so sweet to people and I wonder like is Any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated. Well, yeah I always I always think about that too. And I know, I think, like it keeps me up some nights. It'll be like, say I was at dinner or something and I'm in the middle of taking a bite

and someone will say, hey, can I have a picture with you? And I'll be like, yeah. And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I usually be because I wanna eat too, you know, but. Yeah, of course. And I was thinking, I be like, Yeah, and I get up and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat to you know, but of course, and I always think and I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation. And that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to to meet someone and especially, I guess someone that you either know from music or someone that you either know from music or someone that

you really like their music or whatever and I know how that feels for them to be a total asshole and I never that's kind of like what drove me I guess that I don't want anybody it only takes one second out of your day to be nice and totally do you have any advice for anyone that hat is like, damn, fuck posts I relate to you of like, feeling like an outsider or feeling like maybe they don't fit in and they're kind of getting bullied. Like, do you have any advice? Any wisdom?

Well, I guess, well, I don't know about wisdom. But yeah, I mean, coming from that and just really, like, you are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool. You're super fucking cool. I guess that's it I mean at the end of the day you You know you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want To do as long as you're not hurting anybody and a lot of people don't really understand that I guess

Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid and I I'm people don't really understand that I guess. Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid and I'm not going to say I understand why kids bully people but you know it's hard being a kid and people go through shit every day. Just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool and no one can tell you shit really. For example, you're pretty fucking cool. And no one can tell you shit, really. For example, you're pretty fucking cool. Thank you very much. Look, look. Thank you very much.

No gum anymore. No gum. Shorter hair. Shorter hair. You're looking great. Thank you very much. Okay, I'm gonna ask you some rapid fire questions. Okay.

And Post, I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this. Okay. Okay, here we go. Who is your best friend in the industry? Oh, shit. Louis Bell. You have to get rid of one tat, which are you removing? For my mommy something on my face. That's fair. Hi mom. Hi mom. She's

here tonight. Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely, lovely. You're like, no. You can hang out with her as long as you want. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Okay, what is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore? My nipples. I have poofy nipples.

Poofy? That sounds cute. It's not cute. Oh, okay. It's not cute. It's not fucking cute, bitch, if I get so drunk. They're tough, they're tough. Do you, did you know they were puffy

or did you get told they were puffy? Well, yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why, I don't understand this. Aw, just a little puff daddy. They're just, I'm puff daddy. Okay.

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples. I love his puffy nipples. You and puff daddy. One thing in He has puffy nipples. You and Puff Daddy. One thing in common, puffy nipples, bitch. He's just way richer than me. Stop.

Stop. OK, puffy nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate. This episode is going to be Post Malone featuring puffy nipples. This is good. That's a great rap. That is good.

OK. Have you ever joined the Mile High Club? That's a great rap move. That is good, okay. Have you ever joined the Mile High Club? Not all the way. Huh, like a little finger bang or like you couldn't come? Oh no, definitely bust. Is that a fine to say?

This is call her daddy. We talk a lot about sacks here, yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely bust, but no like coitus okay not full coitus okay and here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why I know it's supposed to be rapid-fire but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk So I can tell they're gonna be back there and I'm like get back in your seat. It's so bumpy right now

I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way? No, no, no, I I agree with you and I understand that have you ever had the poop walk on the plane? I have never shit on an airplane. I have never either and you know what? I know it's kind of gross to talk about but this whole fucking episode of shit Um, I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane And you're just like like clench it or do fucking something bro, because it's reeking. I'm not gonna lie I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times and I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down

because they were like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's gotta be like jet fuel burning or something. But I have never shit on an airplane either. And I think it's like there is a level of controllability in there, you know what I mean? But would you rather someone take a shit or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

Well, you know, I feel like for a, well, look who we have here. If it isn't Jeff, the old shitter on the airplane, making everybody think it's going down. No, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then, we might not even have that problem. So I'd let him rip all the fucking time. He can't smell shit.

And if the N95s are that effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts. And they're not shitty, by the way. Stinky farts. Your little stinkers weren't getting through. It's almost like the motherfuckers that were wearing the ones that weren't that thick. It's like, well, shame on you. You deserve the farts. Well, usually what I do, whatever area I'm in, I kind of distribute the ones that are

really powerful with the the twisting filters So they're like really and I'll just say hey guys, this is just in case and then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it They're like, yeah, I appreciate the strategy you put into letting it go. Okay. Um, what is your most toxic trait? I Have a bunch of those. Share with the class. Drinking. Drinking. Drinking and sometimes jealousy.

Also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger. Which is something that one would come to. Jealousy as in relationships? Yes ma'am. You know. The fiance's like, I'm just chilling in the room and you're like, What are you doing? Well, yeah.

You're giving a little jealous vibes. I am right now? No, no, no. Oh, OK. Just like, I'm not... Yeah, I can tell you're so jealous. Everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk. No, I

Exactly. You're just letting it rip literally. Um, okay, so you're jealous You're jealous with with your woman a little okay, but that shows you care Yeah, well, I guess that's that's a good way to look at it. I guess that's that's a way to look at it You wouldn't say that well, that's a good way to look at it. I never, you know, necessarily wanna be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and how insecure I am. So that's, yeah, I don't know. Nothing like absolutely wild, but it's just like, you know,

I just, I wanna feel loved, you know what I mean? I guess that's what it is, like many humans. And you're drinking, are you working on it or you're like cool with it, you just are aware? I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad. Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there

and I get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, literally. You know? That's so interesting, because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like, Post, you're busting out dance moves. It's like, you're just like in your own world up there. I don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there. Oh well that's you know that's yeah most definitely

most definitely it's it's uh you think these dance moves just these come they're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere. Yeah you're like I'm actually just hammered and that's why I feel comfortable to bust a move in my jorts. That's exactly what it is with my knee braces. Exactly please put those on before the show tonight. What is a purchase you blew too much That's exactly what it is with my knee braces. Exactly. Please put those on before the show tonight. What is a purchase you blew too much money on and regret? Regret? Or you blew too much money on and you're aware,

but you don't give a fuck. I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card. Oh, do you want to tell me how much that was? It was $2 million. Where is it? Don't make me regret it right now. Oh, you were saying you don't regret it because I was like... No, I definitely don't regret it. Oh, where is it now?

It is, well, I guess right now since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it? Oh, yes! Can't wait! Let's do it off camera Two million dollars on a fucking card. Yes, wow. So you really like Lord of the Rings I like Lord of the Rings and Magic together. Do you like Frodo? I'm dealing with Frodo. I think he's cool He's a flawed character, but we all are and I like his feet. Oh

Not like in a sexy way But I just think it's cool how he lets him he's walking around like the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet And I'm like that's fucking cool. Yeah, I appreciate you clarifying because I think on this show people would think you were like Oh, I jerk off to Frodo's feet. That's the vibe this show would give so it's good You clarified answering emails can mean a lot of things Dollars for a fucking car damn, um, how old were you when you lost your virginity fuck you can be on what counts you putting your dick in the coochie in something I didn't know okay What? Well, first ha, whoa! All right, all right. Ah, fuck. No, no, no. Are you, do you like women specifically?

Yes, ma'am. Okay, so a V then, a vagina. Okay. When's the first time you put your dick in a vagina? I thought it was like, here's like, when's the, oh, first time for anal, and I'm like, whoa, fuck! Oh, we can go there too! When's the first time for anal,

when's the first time you did a V? Let's go, here we go, post, woo! Let it rip, oh, fuck. Here we go, Post. Woo! Let it rip. Oh, fuck. September 08? No, that's from the other guys. That was his first desk pop. I don't know.

Question was age. Age. 17. 17. What about the bumhole? No, fuck. Not till a couple years later. What was the experience like for me very cool? It's a crazy thing you know there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid

I'm like you know fuck I want to try this shit Did she shit on your dick or no you were okay? No ma'am. No ma'am. No ma'am. Okay, we're moving on Dick or no you were okay? No ma'am. No ma'am. No ma'am. Okay we're moving on. He kept it clean. It was clean. When you pulled out you were okay? You weren't traumatized? No I was not. It sounds like you're saying she was though. No but I can never I can never like speak on behalf of be like we talk and be like yeah everything's great but then like like I don't know like is this normal have you know not again with the whatever you wouldn't do it again no no no I would I mean I would oh but not with the same lady totally totally you have a lady no and you understood but like right this was like not with the same lady we never did it again.

Does that make sense? Oh, got it, got it, got it. Yes, yes. I can only speak on my behalf. No, this is good. I was gung-ho though. You're like, I was having a great fucking time. Anyways, what is your biggest fear?

I hate airplanes, but that's not a biggest fear. That's a biggest fear. That's not that's a cop-out but I Guess not being able to be there for my baby Which is a new fear? But yeah, that's why I tried To slow down on drinking to take better care of my body. I stopped drinking sodas and stuff and I remember I Went to the doctor and they said hey man your liver sucks, and I was like alright, so how do we fix it and so? We're fixing it. You're working on it. Yes, ma'am. So what's the most awkward interaction you've had with another celebrity I?

Don't necessarily remember, but I remember there's there's one gentleman I know who who doesn't drink and and I saw him after a couple years and I was roasted and I was like hey man what are you drinking he's like I don't drink and I'm like oh fuck dude I'm so sorry That's like that's a that's a bad feeling Yeah, and I was like, I'm so sorry man. I get it. I get it You're like, why did I just say that but like I'm sure they get that all the time. So that's okay But I get what you're it's in a moment. You're like fuck me. Yes Yeah, that's like then that shit keeps you up

like then that shit keeps you up. You're like, oh man, I got, I'm so sorry dude. Oh, you're a nice guy though. You like care, you can affect people. Everyone can. That's a, that's like, just be nice. Don't be a dickhead. Just be nice, don't be a dickhead. Yes ma'am.

Let's put that on a t-shirt. Yes ma'am. You're forced to dress up. Okay. And role play. Okay. In the bedroom. Okay.

What are you dressing up as? Well I guess Frodo now. We have to go on theme here. You got to keep it consistent. It has to be. Well, either Frodo or Sauron. Oh, that'd be so badass. I'll put on stilts and be like 10 feet tall like Sauron.

Do you think that would get your woman turned on? No, ma'am. Not even in the, there is no life and she's like what the fuck are you doing right now what is happening you're freaking me out you're on stilts and I was coming in then she'll show me Sauron's I that's a coochie that's like a nickname there for the coochie got it and she just spread herself and like I guess this is a girl play Jesus fucking Christ even but then we don't even have sex I just like practice my my mace moves I'm kind of picturing this is good too because it's giving

like a full idea of like what your sex is like. Do you know what I mean? Like people are gonna be like, oh this is good. Like he's on stilts. Like the whole thing. It's good. This is sexy. Or Captain Price from Call of Duty. Wow. This is very specific. You learn something new every day. This is really good. When's the last time you cried? That's been a long time. That's a lie. That's been a long time. Someone told me you were crying yesterday. I didn't cry yesterday. Did you cry on stage? No one saw me yesterday.

I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry. Almost. That's sweat. Dude, it's fucking hot. It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot. I hadn't cried in like fucking, like fucking years.

Well, if you were to cry recently, what would you be crying over? I actually, I find it harder now. You kind of get, I don't know, you do it for so long and you kind of lose like, it's sad, but you kind of like, super calloused to shit yeah I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit and now I'm just like hey man well you don't you haven't met me I think you might like me if we got to

hang out you know but it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore but um I I did cry the other, like last tour because my baby started blowing kisses and it's really cute. So they're happy tears pose? Yeah happy tears. That's great. That's great. Well this is a quick little transition. We were talking about your baby blowing kisses. Just pretend that didn't happen for a second. What's your go-to porn search words? Frodo feet, Legolas wig, Sauron Mayskill's captain price in the prong, cruise missile, five kill streak. These are all, I usually put them all in one and you'd be the surprise if some of the crazy shit comes out

No, I don't know I mean I kind of just go to like daily Selection the daily trend. Yeah. Well, yeah, you know cuz they they spend a lot of time on the algorithm I think and I think you know, like a lot of people are on these sites. So I mean Something must be right there. Yeah, there's no shame. So check it out. Totally. And you get like 10 pages in there so you can be like go to page five today or you roll a dice. You roll a D12 or a D20 and see if you see what page you should go to. I'm picturing you on pornhub like what's today's selection this is interesting

you're kind of like down for whatever. Crack some wine. I'm gonna get a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole crank sesh. So I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period. Yeah. And is that how long you would last during sex?

No. How drunk am I? What if you're sober? 30 seconds. What if you've had 7 beers? Bump that up to a cool minute 30. And what if we're working out like a 20 beers? Crazy night? Yeah. I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally, that's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, how? I'd be like, oh no, let's go. You're in your prime. You like go to the doctor. What's your favorite sex position? Missionary, of course. You keep it pretty locked down with your personal life, which I think it's. Which I think is great. But again, this is call her daddy.

So I'm going to ask you a couple of questions. You answer how you're comfortable. Yes, ma'am. You're engaged? Yes, ma'am. Or are you married and you secretly haven't told anyone? I'm not married. You're not married.

You're engaged. How long have you been engaged? Two years. OK. Yeah, I met a guy the other day and he was like, I just got married after 21 years and I'm like, oh sick. Please don't tell her that We got you we got you what would a post Malone wedding look like?

Bitchin, yeah I don't know. I'd imagine an ice louche for brews that's just steady going and it just keeps keeps being beer keeps being poured into it and all my buddies are like super down for the cause so they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going dance moves going to be hopefully popping. I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic, modern. Jorts?

But like wedding jorts? Lots of camouflage. Oh. Well, yeah, fuck rustic, modern. I think we just do everything camouflage. I think, yeah, I think that sounds amazing. Would you wear a camo suit? Uh, sure.

Fuck yeah. Oh, OK. I actually have a camo tuxedo. And you're wearing camo crocs. Yes, ma'am. Very trendy. Super trendy. Very cool.

But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes. OK, cool. How did you propose? In Vegas. But we got married, just a proposal. OK. And I had lost a significant amount How did you propose? In Vegas. But we got married, just a proposal. And I had lost a significant amount of money at the table. And we go upstairs and I'm like, off my rocker, hammered.

And I was like, hey, you want to marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then she said no. She's like me tomorrow and I was like all right yeah and then I did and I was sober and it was nice I fucking love her for that yeah she's like be fucking sober she's a beast yeah she was right I mean you know I knew I knew you did I knew I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism I guess how did you know like what is something about her because I know you keep your relationship private like what's something that you like? Knew you were in love with this person. I

Could tell which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so Massive and I've always wanted kids and like a Big family and I could tell she was gonna be a really good mama and she's like number one mom in the fucking universe Are any of your songs about her? They're not out yet. It's gonna be on the album. No, man So you've written some but no one's heard them. No, but she because that's I don't know That's a scary. I feel like I don't know, that's a scary,

I feel like, I don't know, a lot of the songs I do, a lot of the songs I write for her, I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy. Like about, like, I know it's terrible. I know. If I was her, I would force you to sit down and be like, play it. Oh, we do have a guitar.

Would you play it? All right, I'll play it. It's like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are ready. Don't stop. Would you, don't stop. You can't get us that excited. No, I can't. My heart got excited. Okay, so, hope you guys are ready. Don't stop. I'm happy. Don't stop. You can't get us that excited. No, I can't. My heart got excited.

OK, so but you've written songs about her, but you just don't release them right now. Yes, ma'am. OK, so you're now a dad. Yes, ma'am. Which is so exciting. Yes, ma'am. How old is your daughter now?

At the time of this interview, 14 months. 14, 15 months. Congratulations. Thank you very much. What is Papa Post like? It's cool. Very cool. Very handsome.

My dad, when I was a kid, he would always play me like really heavy music. And I love heavy music. The other day, I put on a God's Next song. And I started rocking. And she was like, and it was really cute. So that must have made you really happy. Yeah, that made me really happy.

What do you think is your best dad skill? Having money. Yeah. Yeah for sure. I think as of right now that this was it's good for the baby and good for the mom and I think that's about the only skill I have really. Sometimes I'll play guitar with her, which is our all right skill, but they're like, put the fucking guitar away. I want the new Fisher Prize deal. You're like, here's my MX.

God bless you all. I think the baby knows the code. That'll be our first word is my credit card number. Information. Yep. Okay, now what's the expiration? Very good, okay. Dude, dude, that's okay now? What's the expiration? very good You know yourself aware post okay, um hey look I'm the happiest I've ever been so you know I'm so happy for

Pay all the money in the world. It's amazing What's a lesson that your parents kind of taught you growing up that you want to make sure that you pass on to your daughter? Well, my dad said you can't make everyone happy Which is a good which is a good lesson I still struggle with that because I try I try to be yeah what and being kind is totally different than making someone happy but you know if there's You ever have a problem with your Your your parents or a friend or something

you ever have a problem with your parents or a friend or something, they'll understand and you'll understand and just kind of be patient with the situation and kind of hypocritical at some times. But I guess that's just be yourself and you can't make everyone happy. Especially in, sorry. No, you're fine. I agree with everything you're saying and I think it's a good approach to life. What do you think is the biggest misconception about you? Small nipples. You're like puff daddy.

I'm puff, I'm puffy nips. You guys know my new record? No, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs. Okay. I'm not on drugs. Okay. It's good to clarify. No, maybe you don't even have to. Well, that's the- I just spoke to somebody about this and it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time. And like I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because like you know especially with the baby and and I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do maybe she doesn't want to be on social media but that's

the a lot of people you know here's my baby like just right out of the coochie here she is here they are and I'm like well you know how you know the baby wanted to do that you know trust me I agree with you wholeheartedly like let the kid decide yeah well that's that's a whole deal and so like I try to maintain that whole deal but people can see me on stage and they take might take my dance moves people are like this is hey this is what meth looks like like I'm not a meth. Yeah I think it's unless it's in Pedialyte is it in macaroni and cheese? Yeah because I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni

and cheese. Yeah but does that get annoying though that like how do you decide when you're like fuck should I not speak up on this you're like hi I'm not on fucking drugs respectfully I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything. Yeah. But I can tell that there is genuine care. Yeah. And it's not, everybody is not just the guy that's like, OK, kids, this is what meth looks like.

Don't be like this fucking guy. But there is people who genuinely care, you know? And I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fanbase and it's super cool but you always get those motherfuckers that are like fuck this guy you know but it is interesting though when you say that post because in the same interview you're saying I've never been happier and people think you're on meth yes ma'am so this is kind of nice it's a kind of a fine line yeah it's kind of interesting you're like I have never been happier and everyone's like but you're on math. Yeah, like you can think that I'm happy

well, well and They can think at the end of the day. They're gonna think whatever they want even after I was like hey guys I'm not on drugs people are like that's exactly what someone on drugs would say. Okay, great. Okay, whatever I said, yeah, you tried and Happy as I ever been not on drugs like a good beer like to smoke cigarettes hanging out we'd love it your new album yes Austin yes by the time this comes out it will be out what is the story behind the album the story behind the album is a couple days before tour we were like hey, I wanna do like an acoustic project.

So we went and we rented out Henson for a week. And we made like eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there. Can I have a brewski? Yeah. Thank you. I'm so sorry. Wait, no, you're fine. Wait, you did

eight songs in seven days? Yes, ma'am. Is that normal? Sometimes. Sometimes it is. They're not good for the most part whenever we do that. Yes, please. Thank you, Ben. Bobby. Sorry. Fuck. God damn it. Ben. Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the beers. But it's Bobby. But it's Bobby in here. Hi Bobby. Hi. Hi. Hi Bobby. Camera time. Yeah Bobby. When was your first anal? Let's talk about your sandwiches. Thank you so much. Yeah guys, check out Bobby's or Bobbo's if you're ever in, if you're ever in Joyzy. Okay so eight songs, seven days. And you said usually that turns out bad, but.

Well yeah, because you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there, but it was so much fun, and we had so much fun, and it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar, and then we were like, oh fuck it, this song would be bitchin' with drums on it, and so we just kept makin' a whole album, and we finished, the whole album was made in like, musically, like recording-wise, like three weeks total, so it was cool.

How do you want your fans to feel about this album? Musically, like recording-wise, like three weeks total, so it was cool. How do you want your fans to feel about this album? I just hope they don't think it sucks. That's usually the consensus amongst the team, like, does this suck? And I don't think it sucks. But it's really cool. I felt a lot of space. It was written by me and three other dudes completely. Well,

besides we had some really super talented guest writers and I wouldn't even call them guest writers, co-writers. But guests in the studio for, because for the most part it was just us. Yeah. I always keep stuff to myself, you know. That you wrote on the toilet. Yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yes ma'am. Yeah, it's a very intimate moment for you to write it on the toilet, you and yourself, and then to put it out there. Well I actually had him bring a porcelain throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar. Just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, a little bit of the twang in the recording. But you wanted it to be genuine. This is like how I, this is me in my raw form of how I actually do do it I'm actually gonna do that for the next record. We just did it That should be your album cover

Everyone would know Live from the shitter No everyone will know Just me on the toilet Or it's the selfie angle for your fucking album cover Everybody's like oh this dude's definitely on the shitter right now What is your favorite lyric that you wrote? Oh

I call her Shrek because she got a donkey. It's genius. It's innovative. And it's also nostalgic. It's eye-opening. It strikes all the right chords. It really, really makes you think. What is that lyric on?

What song? It's called Socialite. Oh. Could you imagine? Kind of makes you think, think, and then like Shrek, What's that lyric on? What song? It's called socialite. Socialite, oh! Could you imagine, like, kind of makes you think, like think, and then like, track, donkey. What do you think is gonna be the biggest banger? Do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans, or you are always surprised which ones become the biggest?

I'm always surprised, I feel like. I can go off what, you know, like management and label and everybody says yeah stuff but I Mean I just want to make a song that I like. Yeah, and I could never Like some songs you just know and like oh, this is really catchy Yeah, not usually does it but now I'm old and I mean I made An album with me playing guitar on every song and no features so I don't know exactly how in touch I am. Okay.

But I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people like. What's your favorite song on the album? You know that one. Yeah that one. You know that one. I can already feel Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know that one. Yeah, that one. You know that one. I can already feel it. I can already hear it.

I really don't. Fuck. Top two. Ugh. Come on. Ugh. They're all so different. You know whatever comes out of your mouth, everyone's going to listen to.

Well, I hope anybody listens at all. That would be amazing. They're going to listen, Post. Daddy Gang is going to fucking listen. Thanks, Daddy Gang. These people are so loyal. Daddy Gang is going to get out there. They, I hope anybody listens at all. That would be amazing. They're gonna listen, Post. Daddy Gang is gonna fuckin' listen. Thanks, Daddy Gang. These people are so loyal. Daddy Gang is gonna get out there. They're gonna stream the whole thing.

Thanks, Daddy Gang. But we need to hear your top two songs. Then I'll let you go. I'm trying to remember the track list, too. I don't wanna go. I'm having so much fun. I don't want you to go either. I'm actually getting kicked off is what's happening.

No. I'm like, okay, it's been enough shit. Talk it the fuck out. Get the fuck out, Frodo feet. This is the first night you shit your pants on stage. It goes down tonight. I like Green Thumb a lot. I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that

and writing the guitar for that. Enough is enough, something real. I can list the whole track list. Okay. But I don't know, I had so much fun working on those records. I'm so excited for you, you're so talented. It's always such a pleasure to get to sit down with someone and meet them in person,

because again, I see things online about you, I see your pictures and your videos and your amazing dance moves, but being in your presence, you're such a soft, sweet guy that is clearly so talented beyond words. And I just can't thank you enough for taking the time because I know you're on tour and you're so busy.

And this really meant a lot to me and my fans and your fans. So thank you, Post. Well, thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me. Let's go play beer pong. I don't see why not. Oh wait, I have a gift for you. What?

Okay, so I know you're really happy. Yes ma'am. But we're never perfect. Yes ma'am. So this is merch for you. Unwell. This is amazing. Yeah. And it's...

It's... Yeah. Feel that? Yeah. Oh, and it's puff print like your nipples. Oh, it's a set? It's puff print like my nippies! It hides it perfectly!

Well, that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you. No, post! Oh my god, look at us! We're so happy! We're so happy! We're so happy! We're so happy! We're so happy! We're so happy! It's puffer like my nippies. It hides it perfectly. Well, that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you. No post. Oh my God, look at us.

This is so sweet guys. Thank you so much. You're amazing. Thank you for coming on. No, you're amazing. Oh my God, we did it. Said she time lil money need a big boy Pull up 20 inch blades like I'm Lil Troy Now it's everybody flockin' need a decoy Shorty mixin' up the vodka with the licor

G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon All the housewives pullin' up I got a lot of toys 720S, pumpin' fallout, boy You was talkin' shit in the beginning Back when I was feelin' more forgiven I know I'd piss you off to see me winnin' See the hit glue in my mouth and I be grinnin'

Honey, bands in my pocket, it's on me Honey, deep when I roll like D on me Get my bottles, these bottles are lonely It's a moment when I show up, got them sayin' wow Honey, the bands in my pocket, it's on me Yeah, your grandma more probably know me Get my bottles, these bottles are lonely It's a moment when I show up, got them sayin' wow

Everywhere I go, catch me on the block like a Mutombo 750 Lambo in the Utah snow Trunk in the front like a shit-dumbbo, yeah Cut the roof off like a nip tuck Pull up to the house with some big bust Turn the kitchen counter to a strip club Me and Drake came for the When I got guap all of y'all disappeared Before I dropped 79 of y'all really cared Now they always say congratulations to the kid And this is not a 40 but I'm pouring out this shit Used to have a lot but I got more now

Met another hit cause I got bought now Always going for another pump, fourth down Last call, hell, mad press, got touchdown, ayy Honey, the bands in my pocket, it's on me Honey, deep when I roll like the army Get my bottles, these bottles are lonely It's the moment when I show up, got them saying wow Honey, the bands in my pocket, it's on me I'm a You're way better than that. I really promise. I love you. I've won names. I've been like, boom, boom. I was...

I get it. You were nervous. I had stage fright. I would be too, and I was. You were doing in front of posters so good. That is wrong. Like, this is part of me. I know.

This is part of us right now. Dirt, dirt, dirt. OXYTOSA, OXYTOSA, OXYTOSA OXYTOSA making it all okay When I come back down it doesn't feel the same Now I'm sitting around waiting for the world to end all day Cause I couldn't leave you without you You break me then I break my rules Last time was the last time too It's fucked up I know but I'm still

I sat at a party smoking in the car with you Seventy nation army fighting at the ball with you Tell you that I'm sorry, tell me what I gotta do Cause the chemical needs a chemical No chemical, it's chemical No chemical, it's chemical Every time I'm ready to make a change You turn around and fuck out all my brains I ain't tryna fight fate It's too late to save face

I can't get away, maybe there's no mistakes You break me then I break my rules Last time was the last time too It's fucked up I I know, but I'm still here I found a party, smoking in the car with you Seminatian, I'll be fighting in the ball with you Tell you that I'm sorry, tell me what I gotta do Cause I can't let go It's chemical

No, I can't let go, it's chemical No, I can't let go, it's chemical Say that I'm sorry, tell me what I gotta do No, I can't let go It's chemical Cheers, motherfuckers Thanks for watching guys!