Call Her Daddy - Prepare for Tour with Me

Episode Date: October 29, 2023

Join Father Cooper for a Sunday session as she prepares for her first ever live tour. Alex shares some life updates, takes you behind the scenes on the rehearsal process and laughs about her current mental state (she's a little unwell). Enjoy!

Sunday morning, fuck this callin', do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, every Sunday's for this day. What the fuck? That was pretty good, right? Hello, Daddy Gang. Welcome back to another Sunday session. I am in full fucking mom mode right now. I was just on my hands and knees getting fucked. Nope. I was just on my hands and knees patting down the most potent pee that I've ever seen on this gray carpet. Bruce is nine months old. If you guys don't know who that is, that is my dog. Okay. There's Bruce and there's Henry.

Bruce is such a little fucking slut. Like whenever he meets anyone, he cannot keep his legs closed. Literally, he will fall to the floor. He will flip over and just open his legs. And he just wants you to rub his penis. Okay. Like father, like son. Bruce has just been getting after it like this little hornball. And he just can't stop peeing when he sees people now. So he never was peeing. He's potty trained everything. But recently he gets so overly stimulated and excited when he sees people that when he flips over, he starts peeing. But the issue is because he's flipped over on his back, he starts peeing on himself. This issue, though, was it started to dribble down.

And I'm like, Bruce, you're fucking peeing on yourself. And then the pee got all on this like light gray carpet that we have. Lauren just got in town. Same thing happened. She shows up. Bruce flips onto his back, wants his penis rubbed. And then at the same time just starts peeing on his fucking self and i'm like bro it's just so cute because he's so

excited he just gets so happy to just be loved henry is like i only like two people in this world my mom my dad and everyone else get the fuck away from me unless you really put in work with henry henry is hard to get. Henry is someone that you have to actually work really hard to have him respect you and want you to even touch him. Bruce is like, oh my God, the mailman. Hi, penis rub. Oh my God. This woman walking down with her fucking cane, penis rub, the CVS woman, penis rub. Like he is constantly just spreading his legs and opening up welcome back to another sunday session it's just going to be you and me today daddy gang i am so excited to talk to you guys i don't really have that much planned but i feel like there's been a lot of things going in going on in my life recently that i just wanted to do a little life

update um so i recently went to wy. We were at dinner with a couple friend of ours. The couple was talking to us about this home that they have in Wyoming. And I was just sitting there listening to them talk about the river and the horses and nature. And I was like, wow, like I've been so fucking stressed out. Like that sounds like a dream to be one with motherfucking nature instead of my phone and work. And so we left that dinner and then they texted us that week and we're like, guys, we actually think we're going to go to the ranch. Would you guys want to come with us? And immediately I'm like, yes, I feel so excited for all the amazing, great, fun things going on business wise that I have coming up and going on.

But like I have a really bad tendency to lean in to the point where I am so bad at making time for anything else other than work. I'm working on that in therapy of like work life balance is definitely something that I'm sure a lot of you guys experience. Maybe your life balance is better than your work or your work is better than your life. I also know it's like I'm at that point in my life where these are the years that I want to grind it out. I don't have kids. I don't have any other responsibility other than my relationships and my work. But sometimes I should try to do something fucking else you know it's always good if even if you like something it's good to step away from it so that you you appreciate it more when you come back anyways Wyoming I cannot explain to you and I feel like our generation is a little luckier like millennials zillennials i know a time in my life when i actually went

outside and played manhunt with people and played capture the flag and played sports games outside in the cul-de-sac in my backyard and i feel like now kids just don't do that anymore it's like here's the tablet here's the ipad here's the whatever like i had to go to fucking olive garden with my parents and draw on the the table with crayons there was no such the fucking thing as a tablet that I could like play games I had to be creative and play my own games as I'm sure a lot of you listening had to do too and there is something so healthy about being so present with nature. I don't remember the last time I was as happy as I was when I was just in Wyoming. We got there and their ranch has all these like little cabins.

Matt and I got this cabin and it had like a bedroom and a bathroom and basically that was it. And it was so perfect. And we just look outside and there's horses and ATVs and fucking nature and wilderness and it was like whoa I felt like I was able to actually disconnect off my phone we're holding this thing 24 7 and so I was just so happy and you guys little backstory on my mother so when I was growing up my both of my parents were very athletic and my dad played hockey in college and he also played baseball and tennis and he was just like loved athletics. And my mom was an equestrian. That sounds so fucking bougie. My mom did not come from like money, but like she was an only child and she was so good at riding horses and she was one of like the top nationally ranked equestrians.

Equestrian is such like a bougie fucking fucking word I've always seen these pictures of my mom and I've never ridden a horse in my life I think there's something to be said if like your parents liked doing something I feel like we're obviously a percentage and a part of them so I'm like maybe I'll enjoy horses too you guys when I got to Wyoming I could not get off my horse shout out Eddie I immediately connect with this horse and I just felt so fucking happy Matt and everyone was like okay we're done riding horses for the day and I was like no I want to keep going like no and it came really naturally to me and I was just and Matt's behind me like struggling like I think I'm ready for like a whiskey like I don't need my ball he's like i

love the horses but like every time we're riding my balls are just getting fucking crushed on the saddle meanwhile i was like oh my vagina is loving the feeling like i'm vibing with it like a little like it felt great okay me and eddie were getting along us and nature equals happiness us and technology equals not so fucking happy unless we're using it in a way sparingly that will make us happy. Like you listening to this podcast on your way to work or at work. So anyways, I had a great time in Wyoming. I was thriving and then I got back. I'm getting ready for this tour that I'm going on. And I just want to talk to you guys about it for a second. I wouldn't say going on

tour is something that I've dreamt of my whole life. Because like, when you think of going on tour as a kid, you're like, Oh, I don't like sing. So I'm not going to like be in an arena singing. So this wasn't something that I had like dreamt of. But I definitely I feel like there's this bond that we have, but it's so virtually connected. Obviously, I can't hang out with you guys every week. I wish I could watch the episodes with you guys and have discussions about them every week. But for the most part, I'm recording these episodes and then I'm pressing upload.

And then I'm going and picking up Henry's shit or wiping Bruce's fucking pee off of my carpet. The minute I started Call Her Daddy, I just knew one day I needed to be in a room with you guys, even if it was just like for a meetup. There's just been a lot that's happened throughout my time with Call Her Daddy. And it just never has felt like the right moment because if I'm going to do it, I want it to be right. I've never been on a stage in the capacity that I'm about to be on one. I remember one of the first times I went on stage was my good friend Hannah Burner was in New York City. And I remember she was doing a comedy show. And Matt and I went by to like support and watch. And Hannah was like, what if I bring

you up on stage? And I'm like, bitch, no. And she's like, come on, like you are going to go on tour one day, Alex. And like Hannah's been so instrumental in encouraging me to have the confidence to do this kind of thing. I remember in New York, she like pulled me up. I blacked out. Well, both I was drinking and I just blacked out. And I don't even remember what I said. And I remember getting off stage and there was Daddy Gang in the audience and you guys were so supportive. But I was what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck it's not like natural to stand on a stage and talk to people and like I'm not a comedian you know what I mean like Hannah has jokes she's a fucking comedian Chelsea Handler she's a comedian like all I can think of these people that are comedians I'm not a comedian how do I entertain you guys on a stage and so I've been really putting a lot of thought into what I want this show and this tour to be without giving it away I am so proud of it and I think it's going to be so fun that is like my main goal like I said I just want you guys to have fun and I want to have fun too but as long as you guys are happy I'm fucking happy I will say the stories that I am remembering going through each phase of my life are appalling that I've

never told some of these on Call Her Daddy like I am remembering even more stories from Boston that I was telling Lauren um when she got here I'm like Lauren I did you remember this story Lauren's dying she's like are you gonna tell that on tour and I'm like I don't know if I have enough time but if not I need to do a Call Her daddy episode about it i'm gonna get sappy for two seconds okay for the past five years and now this is we're going on to our sixth year i have grown up with you guys and i don't take that lightly like i recognize that a lot of the stories that i'm telling about my life you guys dm me and you're like, I relate to this or I connect to this or I have experienced something similar. When you have that type of relationship where

we feel like we're growing up together, there's just like a different level of a bond. And even though I know I've never met you guys, when I get into a room with you guys, even when I meet some of you on the street or at, you know, wherever I am am there's like an emotional reaction I have every time I meet you guys because I feel like I already know you when I meet you if you're daddy gang I know you you are confident you are constantly working and fighting for what you want in your life and we have a standard that we're trying to set and I feel like we're a part of this something bigger than just like a show like I genuinely feel like there's this community when you meet people in the daddy gang you're like oh yeah I fuck with you because like we are like-minded a daddy gang I feel like is so dope that you guys are gonna be like oh you came

alone like come hang out with us let's go to the bar after together like and it's also cool that it's in a city where if you live there you can actually make friends if you're watching this and you were nervous about coming to the tour alone you're not alone you're literally with the daddy gang and i think it's gonna be dope that you should tell people like i came alone like what are your guys names like everyone should meet and mingle if you're all in this city together why don't you guys all become friends? And you immediately have a conversation starter. Hi, my name's Rebecca and I like Call Her Daddy. You too? Great. Let's go talk about it. Please do not feel weird coming alone. You are not alone.

And also, I'm there. And I'm going to be alone on stage, okay? For some of it. I just wanted to thank all of you though because it means a lot to me and this doesn't feel like a job and I feel really, really fortunate that you guys listen to me every week. But yes. Okay. I'm going to stop rambling about that. Daddy gang, I am now in a complete different location than when I first started filming this episode. I'm sitting backstage at tour rehearsals in New York City. It's so crazy because I was talking about all of this about to start happening in my life. And now I'm quite literally in the thick of it. I have had two days of tour rehearsals. And although I don't want to give too much away, what I will say is I did post saying I was going to tour rehearsals. And so many of you were like, Alex, what the, what the fuck, what do you mean tour rehearsals? Like, what are was going to tour rehearsals and so many of you were like Alex what the what

the fuck what do you mean tour rehearsals like what are we gonna see on this show I thought you're just like sitting in a chair and talk daddy gang you didn't think that the show was just gonna be a static show I want to entertain you in every single possible minute of my life that I'm breathing on this earth. And that means that this is not gonna be a normal tour. I know you guys are like, babe, I bought a ticket, but I have no idea what I bought the ticket for. Just have no fear.

Your father is here and I've got you. I will say I'm feeling really grateful. I have so many amazing people around me right now, but what I didn't realize is how many people a tour takes to make shit happen. I've seen so many people being like, bitch, okay, the tour is Bachelorette themed, which again, just to give some context,

when I started this show, I had no idea the amount of community and quite literally family that this show would build. I feel so connected to you guys. And so it doesn't feel right to celebrate my bachelorette without you guys. I'm going to rage with you on stage. We're going to rage together on this tour. But what do you wear? What do you wear? Because although it's a bachelorette, you fucking know me, daddy gang, sweat at all costs. I'm going to have a couple outfit changes, but what I will say is this Wear whatever the fuck you want to wear to tour if you want to wear your sweatpants your unwell sweatsuits

Fabulous get it bitch If you want to go all fucking out and wear a hot little dress and show the fuck up and get those Instagrams Get your Instagrams. I am totally excited to see you guys make shift Whatever you want to make shift and I just see you guys makeshift whatever you want to makeshift. And I just want you guys to know, just keep in mind, who's going to be in the audience with you guys? The daddy gang. It's literally going to just be a bunch of people that are like-minded and we all vibe and fuck with each other. So no one's going to be judging. If you want to come in your sleeping bag game, bring the sleeping bag. Okay. If you want to come in your prom dress,

but I would say, I think it's either sweat or it's like vibing out for a bachelorette theme. Can we bring signs? You can absolutely bring signs. Please bring signs. I'm like going to be up there talking and I am so ADHD that I will not be able to not be like, what does that sign say? What does that sign say? So please bring signs. And also some people are like, babe, is this for me to bring like my fiance and my partner? Men are welcome, obviously. Yes, of course there's gonna be so many girls and gays here but like we can have the straight men come through. If you wanna bring your boo, bring your fucking boo.

Matt's gonna be here. Maybe you'll see a little appearance from him. I don't know. Also, let's pregame a little bit. I will be pregaming, which means you should be pregaming the fuck out of this show. Responsibly, of course.

Don't come in and be like, I'm so fucking hammered. Yeah, let's keep it like, out of, by the end of the night, hammered. When maybe when you come in, make sure the police aren't having to escort you out because you're vomiting all over the, listen. Bye listen bye boys oh what do you think that was about um oh oh i'm gonna put this out there so you guys just know this i know that this is my job to talk for living on a podcast

like this i'm not used to being in front of thousands of people watching me talk so i'm just gonna let you guys in on this because you're my family and my friends I'm fucking nervous like I'm nervous because I just want everything to go so perfectly and I want you guys to have a good time as it starts to come together like I'm just so fucking excited and by the time this comes out okay this is Sunday this Friday I am opening the tour in Boston and it feels really fucking cool that it's in Boston there's something really nostalgic about like so much of call her daddy was birthed in Boston of who I was and things that I was doing and decisions I was making all started in Boston that formed me into the person that

pressed record on episode one and started talking about dick and boys and all the good things that you all remember. So, I'm excited. Daddy gang. Me, you, the vagine, this mouth. If you can't make it on tour, which makes me really sad, I'm always going to take care of you. If you can't make it on tour, which makes me really sad, I'm always going to take care of you. If you can't come to this tour,

one day you will feel like you were a part of this tour. Have no fear. Okay, come with me. I'll give you guys a little sneak peek, and then I do have to go. Let's go out on this side. There's a pole. What's that?

That was amazing, by the way. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you so much. Your stage presence is like insane. Have you worked on like an actual stage? No. This is my first time ever. Are you serious?

This is the first time I've ever done it. That's amazing. It's coming together. It's going to be amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much for helping. I appreciate everyone that is helping right now. It means a lot.

Thank you. It's so funny because I've listened to you. I'm going to cry. Stop. What? No, your daddy game? What? Girl! Another hug. So I also played D1 sports at UMass. So me and my friends knew about you because we went to school together in Massachusetts. Truly when I hear stuff like that, it's like this is all fun and cool, but actually getting to meet people face to face,

I'm like, you're literally the reason that I have this job and do this, so thank you. Yeah, you should be so proud of yourself. I'm so happy to be part of this. And thank you for that compliment, because now I'm like, okay, I can read. I can fucking read. Literally, I was up at 3 a.m. last night being like,

is this a good show or is this fucking bad? And thank you, thank you. This is like, this is nice. Thank you. This fucking bad and thank you thank you this is like this is thank you this is awesome thank you oh my god okay i'm so happy that you're here that makes me also feel better because there's something about knowing like you care about the show and you're like also daddy gang i'm like oh we got each other we got each other okay daddy gang that is it for this week's episode. I love you so much. I am about to go, um, just shit my pants. Cause I'm so nervous. And knowing I'm putting this out in this moment means I'm that much closer to going and being in front of all of you. So go

easy on your father. And when I come out on that that stage I better fucking hear you guys making some noise because I've been screaming this whole time I'm like daddy gang I will see you fuckers next Wednesday this Wednesday but I'll also see you fuckers on tour Friday goodbye Outro Music