Call Her Daddy - PSA - He (Still) Doesn’t Like You

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

Your Father, Alexandra, gets deep this week and walks women through the wake-up call they all need. Stop clinging on to every little thing a men says to you and LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE FACTS. If you viewed your dating life from a third party view.. what would you think of yourself? An episode EVERY woman needs to hear. Also, giving a huge tip for women that are having a hard time achieving an orgasm/ have never had one (wink wink ASMR porn). And, if you have a bad gag reflex, Alex is coming to the rescue with tricks of how to mask it. ENJOY #DADDYGANG

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Daddy Gang, it's your father. You little whores. You showed up this week and you thought, she didn't go on vacation. She's going to give us another episode. Stop expecting me to do more than the bare minimum. I'm just kidding. Daddy gang, I told you guys that I was taking off this week. But the thing is, is that you're not. Your education is going to continue while I lay on the beach and I get my brains fucked as I should. Daddy gang, I am re-releasing an episode that maybe you didn't hear. This episode is called PSA. He doesn't fucking like you. I added the F word because I always think it adds a zinger. I know my mom

doesn't like when I do that, but what? There is no other curse word that works better with every single sentence other than fuck. So he still doesn't fucking like you. And I want you guys to listen to this because I think in the spirit of it being the new year and a new vibe and a new us and a new me and a new resolution, I want you guys to listen to this episode and breathe it in and really inhale, he doesn't like you, and then exhale, he doesn't like me. You know what I mean? Like really get it through your head that they do not like. I'm just kidding. The point is, Daddy Gang, is what do we always say here on Color Daddy? Self-awareness. I want you guys to enjoy this episode, and just remember that even though they don't like you, it doesn't

mean that you don't have to like yourself, right? It just means that there's going to be people in the world that don't like you and that's fine. But sometimes you just got to accept the truth and move the fuck on. Daddy gang, I love you. Enjoy the episode and I will be back with a new Call Her Daddy episode next fucking week, you little fuckers. Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. What the fuck is up, you skanky assholes? Wiener holes, are you out there? If you're out there, shake your wiener holes.

It is Alex Cooper back at it again for another raunchy, sexual, moist, wet, soaking, soaking wet episode of Call Her Daddy. Hi. Hello. How are you guys? Are you guys feeling good today? I'm feeling like a fucking, I don't, I'm just feeling great. I'm feeling really excited. Um, I hope everyone out there, all the whoreenas in the world. Ooh, do you guys remember? I think we did an episode where I wanted to like say all of the really slutty names that girls could have. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure like fucking Tiffany, Tiffany, I fucking know what you're doing. I know what you're up to. Tiffany was getting fucking finger banged in the fucking closet during seven minutes in heaven. And she was fucking squirting on kids in the fucking closet during seven minutes in heaven. And she was fucking squirting on kids in seventh grade. Tiffany's can't be stopped. Guys, welcome

back to another episode of call her daddy. I feel like this week, if you are feeling any type of way, we're going to embrace it this week. If you're feeling so horny, we're feeling it. If you're feeling sad, I'll be sad with you for that little break. Now we're fucking happy. Everybody get in a good fucking mood. When you listen to Call Her Daddy every week, we're in a good fucking mood. So what are we going to do this week? This week is going to be like a little update, a little self-care, a little self-worth, a little self-indulgent moment for all of us. I don't want to subject you to feeling like you are, I don't know, reading my diary. Hi, guys.

This week's episode is called Alex's Diary. You're all like, go fuck yourself. I'm leaving. No, no, no. Just bear with me here because here's the thing. I have not had sex in a very, very, very long time. Alex, what do you mean? Like how long? Very, very long time. on almost all of quarantine with no sex shocking no martyr yes here's the thing i take quarantine very seriously i have been social distancing i have been with my mom and pop mom and pop and me in the house guess what i'm in my parents fucking basement this week ha ha ha

in the beginning of quarantine i was so excited for quarantine i was excited to have this break of dating right when i was going into quarantine i had a good group of men a good group of men that i was for some reason i like to travel to see the men that I date. It's like, hey, Alex, here's a concept. Date someone in New York City. No, no, no, no. That's too easy and way too healthy for my mental health. I need to make my dating life so difficult, so hard on myself that it is painful. I have to get on a plane to get dick. I mean, everybody loves a good warrior. So I went into quarantine and I was ready for this male cleanse. I was like, this is fucking great. This is fucking exciting. I can kind of just like chill for a minute. I don't have to

answer them today because if I text them in two days, they'll be in the same seat in the same position. They'll be doing the same thing and they will not have forgotten about me. And if they did, hello, motherfucker, I'm sliding the fuck back in. So that was at the beginning of quarantine. Happy, loving life. Men aren't bothering me. I get to choose the communication via text message. Now, I swear to God, if there was that whole thing of like, oh, my God, I haven't had sex in so many months.

Like my vagina is so tight now. Like, oh, my God, we're so tight down there. Okay, then I'm closed. Okay, we're closed now. Like my vagina is so tight now. Like, oh my God, we're so tight down there. Okay. Then I'm closed. Okay. We're closed now. Like we're so the fuck up. That's how fucking tight this pussy is because I literally haven't gotten laid in so long. Now things are about to change. I'm going to get broken the fuck back in. That's disgusting. What I mean is I'm going to see a guy. The, the kicker to the whole story is I was coming on to the podcast and I'm like, okay, I'm going to tell the daddy gang kind of about who I'm going to go see. And it started with one man that I've been planning to see literally all of quarantine.

We've basically had this trip set. And I swear to God, I can't make this shit up. The man that I'm going to see as I am recording this podcast right now I and I'm recording this right now it's Tuesday so when I release this I still do not know if I'm getting on a plane to see him or a different man tomorrow okay yeah no that's believable and that sounds really normal Alex I'm not and that's this is this is a genuine situation that's happening I'm sitting in my parents basement right now is, this is a genuine situation that's happening. I'm sitting in my parents' basement right now. The guy, this is what's basically what's going on.

The guy that I was supposed to, or I think I am going and seeing, we have the flight and everything, but he and I have been getting in like these annoying ass fights and he's been pissing me the fuck off. Okay. So that's man number one, man, number two, that I don't have a full flight for yet. However, he has basically sent me all this flight information and he's waiting in the wings. He's this new guy, this new charmer, this new exciting man that I'm actually excited about. Not an athlete. Shocker. Amazing. Yes. Clap, clap for Alex. So he's this other guy that I could potentially be going to see if this first one falls through. I sat with my mother. I'm not kidding you guys for about an hour last night.

We got some wine and I was like mom. I don't have therapy till next week. Please put on your therapist hat and walk me through what the fuck I should do. I literally do not know what to do because one of them the main one that I'm supposed to go see I know i will have guaranteed sex with the other guy because he's new i don't think i would fuck him on the first trip to see him yes it would be fun fourth of july yay woo but as you've heard from my prior explanations the vagina needs to get service could i deal with a finger from this new one? Yes. Would I prefer a dick? Yes. So you guys can see, no, in all seriousness, I'm kind of having a fucking panic attack because I'm trying to get this episode out and I would love to be sitting here

like, and this is what I'm doing. I have no idea. When I press upload on this, I'm going to be on a plane, but I'm going to be going to either one state or fucking another state. So daddy gang, that's my life. Um, really good. Really, really good. All I know is it's the same weather for both situations. So I'm just going to pack. I'm just going to pack my bag. And you know, maybe I'll just feel it out. Maybe I'll just feel it out once I get to the airport. I don't know. I think it's a big fucking fat joke. But what I do know is all of you are like, so this is not relatable yes it is it's very relatable listen to me everyone listening to this podcast put yourself in this situation close your

eyes close your eyes okay you've been there you're getting ready with your girlfriends you're getting with your male friends and you're like oh my god johnny two shoes is going to be at this one bar and christopher is going to be at the other which and Christopher is going to be at the other. Which one are you fucking choosing? And you sit there and you weigh your options. And I feel like it always fucking happens that whichever one you pick, unless it's like a grand fucking slam, you always wonder what it would have been like with the other. Maybe I won't go see fucking either of them. Maybe I'll buy my own fucking ticket and I'll go see someone else. I don't know door number one, door number two. The funny thing is, is if any of you have followed me on my Snapchat,

this has literally happened to me before. The man that I was going to see, I didn't know if I was getting on the plane the next day. That man is literally this man again. So guys, hello. Welcome to Call Her Daddy this week. Okay. I'm going gonna take a deep breath i'm gonna take a little sip of water thirst was quenched thank you for pausing with me i have something i quickly want to just pop in and address this has to do it's really gonna blow your mind everybody I'm so sorry you're gonna be shocked that I'm even talking about this because you know I hate it I'm gonna quickly talk about blowjobs and I want to quickly talk about them it's like well no Alex like how could you even fucking say one more thing what more what more can we Well, I recently had a girl write into me and then I saw a few other girls writing into me and it had to do with something that I haven't fully addressed for my hoes that are

a little bit constricted in the way that they're sucking dick. So let me read this girl's question for you. Hi, Alex. I love you. I love you too. I am bisexual and it's my first time really talking to a guy and I know he wants me to suck his dick, but I have one of the worst gag reflexes. Like I throw up when I brush my tongue when I'm brushing my teeth. do i do okay this is my advice for every woman that has a really bad gag reflex first and foremost the tip of a guy's dick is so

uber uber sensitive so what i would suggest you do if you cannot go down on his dick this is a situation where you will put your entire um hand around his dick so like all four fingers wrapped around and then they meet your thumb on the other side and you're putting your whole hand on his dick okay so that's your right hand on his dick your left hand you're gonna take like two of your fingers so your pointer and your middle finger and you're gonna put them around and you're gonna put them with your thumb and you're gonna put them on top of your right hand okay your hand with the less amount of fingers you're gonna keep literally on your lips so you're gonna take the hand that has all the fingers you're going to keep literally on your lips so you're going to take the hand that has all the fingers you're like gripping his entire dick and you're going to give

him a nice hand job the other hand connected to your lips you are going to basically be giving him a blow job on the tip of his dick now Now this may seem to you like, wait, that doesn't sound like a blow. No, it is. It is. And I trust me. Sometimes I do this almost with guys and I won't even go down that far on their dick. It's amazing. So you're in, you're in fucking luck, sweetheart. Listen to me like this is fucking great. So what you're going to do is you're going to keep your mouth on the tip of his dick and you're like sucking and licking and literally take your tongue and swirl it and like put it in his put it in his wiener hole i'm telling you it feels so good for a guy and then lick around like the tip of his dick and do like suction

motions and then while you're you're twisting your fingers with your mouth connected to it and then your other hand is going to be down farther down towards the base and you're going to be jacking him off. So he's going to be getting a hand job with a nice little swirly twirly gumdrop suction cup deliciousness on the tip of his dick. Boom. And if he's like bitch go farther down just you can just make it into like this little fun thing and be like I don't think so.

And then just keep fucking sucking the tip of his dick. You can also distract by going down and licking on the balls and like popping a ball in your mouth and then going back. And also, girlfriend, let me just fucking tell you, you can take your tongue, hold his dick with your hand and start from the base of his dick and take your tongue and lick all the way up to the top of his dick and then start sucking on the tip of his dick. Those are like the little external things you can do. Doesn't even require you to put your head down on his dick and go deep throat.

That shit doesn't even require you to go halfway down on the dick literally so i mean i think that's like almost one of like the hottest things to do during a blow job is like tease around the top so for you girlfriend hide the gag reflex by that okay so he literally doesn't like you. He actually hates you. Whoa, Alex, rewind. I'm going to talk to women. Okay. Everyone listening to this podcast, I just want you to kind of get comfy, comfy, cozy slouch in your car seat or your couch or wax the fucking countertop a little bit harder right now. I'm going to address something with women. I read a lot of my DMs because essentially, as much as my life is my content, your lives are my content. And I think maybe it's because of quarantine, but I feel like the daddy gang is getting a little soft, and sometimes you need just like that check-in moment with yourselves. You need that

check-in moment, and I'm trying to kind of be like your conscience right now, okay? Pretend you're listening to this in your earbuds.'s god speaking it is your father speaking you're in trouble i have had an influx an influx of women writing in asking me what to do because this man that she's not dating that she either either just hooked up with, or she's been kind of seeing, he's not really giving her the attention. He's not really responding. He's not really sliding in as much as she slides in. He's not really calling her. He's actually full blown ignoring her. And the amount of women right now in my DMs that are like, Hey, Alex, um, I was just wondering, like, what should I do? Like, I was thinking of maybe like sending him a little cute DM. Um, and then if not, if he doesn't answer, like maybe I could um okay okay let's let's go through that for a minute actually yeah okay yeah i'll actually walk

down that path with you for a minute so he's not answering you or he's barely giving you any effort that's the situation the scenario is the guy is giving you mixed signals not giving you much effort not answering you full-blown ignoring you, probably blocked you at this point. Or you're just in the talking stage with the guy and you just can't really gauge if he likes you. How about that? You just can't gauge it. Okay, I'll go through that with you. Here we go. So you send him the Snapchat. Then you continue to get the same amount of communication. You send him the dm he doesn't answer or he answers with like a double tap of a heart or just like a laughing face okay and then it continues yep here we are yep he's still not really giving you that much but you're like but he hearted it alex he hearted

my message this is great right right right yeah has has he ever sent you a dm has he ever sent you a funny meme think about that candace you're always looking at your dms you're always sending him little funny memes that remind you of jeremy does jeremy ever send you a dm does he ever first reach out does he ever first initiate oh no okay okay i was just no i was just wondering i was we're just having a conversation here candace um listen women i'm not trying to be an asshole but i do think it's helpful i think that we i have to have listen i have these check-in moments with myself all the fucking time and i'm happy to be the asshole to help you have your check-in moments we're having a little check-in moment okay ladies here's the. I do think women just need a big fat fucking punch to the fucking

head. And I want your head to be stuck in the drywall right now while I do this entire rant. And then you can pull yourself out afterwards, but only if you understood the clear message. Got it? Okay, good. Listen to me. If you are currently listening to this podcast and you are still wondering if this man likes you, if you should continue to make an effort, then you have your answer. If you're wondering and if you are confused, those two feelings right there, those two thought processes, that equals he doesn't like you Alex stop it stop it right now that's so fucking me don't care don't fucking care don't care at all because guess what men do not play games like women do like they play games when they're trying to fuck you yes and they'll be all sweet and nice to you

but the game of like trying to not answer you a lot that's not a game for men that literally just means he doesn't like you a man doesn't sit on his couch and purposefully not answer a text for a certain amount of time to make a woman feel insecure and then hit you up like a few hours later to say blah blah no no that's female shit every single woman listening to this podcast you've done it you've waited a little bit of time you're like no fuck him he didn't answer me for so fucking long and now i'm shit. Every single woman listening to this podcast, you've done it. You've waited a little bit of time. You're like, no, fuck him. He didn't answer me for so fucking long. And now I'm going to slide in. I'm going to answer him back in two hours because he took four hours, but I can't wait four hours. So I'll wait two fucking hours. Men don't do that. If a man wants to text you, he will text you. If a man is not answering you for four hours it's usually because

a he's just busy b he forgot to answer you c his penis is literally inside another bitch or d he's like i'll answer her later i don't really feel like having a conversation with her okay if a man really really fucking likes you in the middle of like 19 business meetings, games, classes, whatever it is, he's texting you. He's got 2.5 seconds. He can go pee. He'll text you while he's peeing. And I know this hurts. And I just, I just wanted to bring it up on color daddy. Cause I do feel like sometimes we catch ourselves slipping and we're like, how do I get Ben to answer me? If you're ever asking yourself, how do I get Ben to answer me? No. Why are you trying to get someone to answer you? Bitch, no. And it's like, oh my God. And listen, it took me fucking time to get

this in my head too. Listen, I'm not fucking perfect at all. I told my mom the other night, I think one of the most profound things she ever told me when I was growing up and it hurt a little bit it definitely hurt a little bit in middle school Alex was like I don't like that one mom I don't like that one bit but it's the fucking truth daddy gang why would you want to be friends with someone that doesn't want to be friends with you think Think about that. Why would you want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you? Like, that's what it is. Literally, that's what it is. Ask yourself that question. If you are talking to someone, and then this can apply to you too, if you are talking to someone right now that isn't matching your level of want and desire and

interest in a relationship in a texting relationship in a fucking relationship in whatever relationship you have in a friendship it goes all different directions if that person doesn't want to be friends with you doesn't want to be in a relationship with you why would you want to be friends or in a relationship with them and i think this is so powerful because i do think a lot of times like even in college i remember i had a guy and if i had asked myself that question i would have been like yeah he's not giving me any of the vibes so what are you doing like literally what are you doing like wait why are you crying well should i message him again what's the message what are you going to message him hi i'm really upset that you're not messaging me and it just

really pisses me off that you don't care as much as i care oh listen to how embarrassing that is i just like i don't get why you're not answering like i just don't get it like why don't you want to talk to me like you're not giving me the same effort like what are you doing what what are you doing think about it right now every single woman listening to this podcast when you're trying to figure out how you're gonna double slide in or how you're gonna message him or how you're gonna get his attention why literally why i feel as though a lot of times women cling on to little hopes little things there are so many people that are listening to this pod because i've fucking done it there's so many people that are like so yeah like he hasn't answered me like

he keeps leaving me on red but like i will never forget this one time we were like hanging out on his couch and like he just he put his arm around me and he looked at me and he was like i like you so much and then you're sitting in your room trying to convince your friends because your friends are like you bitch you're so stupid like literally move the fuck on and you're like no guys you don't get it like when we're together it's just different no it's not because guess what when you were together your pussy was in front of his face and he will say anything he fucking wants so he can get inside of your pussy but the minute you fucking leave and you're wondering like okay but now why is any fucking answer no because your pussy's not there anymore and he doesn't care anymore he's gonna say whatever it is in

the heat of the fucking moment yes i like you you're so beautiful you're fucking different baby girl i like you i could see this oh my god you're so i love when you do that literally listen to a man when he's in front of you. And whenever he's speaking anything complimentary towards you, almost an alarm should go off. Why is he saying those things? This may be very unhealthy. Women are going to be like, well, what if he really does fucking like you? I don't care. At least have your guard up until he proves a few fucking times that show worthy of you

actually hearing the words come out of his mouth. Because I'm sorry, but for the most part, especially the demographic and age of people listening to my podcast, for the most part, when a man is going to say some generic fucking shit, it's to get inside of you. So women, I think that you clinging on to little things of him, but he twirled my hair and he said i was different no you're not different what he means is i feel like your pussy lips may be a little fucking bigger and fatter than my last bitch and i feel like that'll feel good on my dick do you know what i mean exactly i know some people are like getting really disheartened and they're like okay alex you're making me feel like shit

this shouldn't make you feel like shit that we're in our little own bubble on this podcast right now. And sometimes you need to fucking slop in the face, not by a dick, but by me to be like, ring, ring, bitch. If he doesn't treat you like he's obsessed, then why the fuck are you giving him any fucking more energy than exactly what he's giving you? Okay, Alex, then what am I supposed to do? Just move on? If you are having or if you are getting very good dick from a man and you can lower your expectations and you can say to yourself, I'm going okay if on a saturday night he blows me off that's fine because the dick is so good that then the next time he texts me i just i do want to have sex with him i don't give a fuck then that's fine what i would suggest for those women is find another

body have enough people on your roster that if the main dick that is a dick and you like his dick if he blows you off in order to keep yourself from feeling like a large piece of shit have another body on your roster that those nights that you get blown off you can text that person that can keep you kind of afloat okay then you're not going to be in the fucking bathroom with razors and you're like i'm gonna die because i've been there but no so that would be my one suggestion however i think the person that has the power in the relationship succeeds um and and listen and i know this is gonna like really piss people off because i think i remember tweeting it like a really long time ago and the amount of people on Twitter that were

like, so like that is literally the most toxic thing you can fucking say. Don't fucking care because guess what? My mom told it to me also when I was at a young age and like shout out to her because as a psychologist, I think she wanted me to be ready for battle. Some of this stuff, you can say it's not healthy, but it really has helped me. So it should help you. The person that cares least in the relationship holds the power. Wow, Alex, you're really going to hit us like that, huh? Yeah. Think about that. Think about the person in the relationship that cares the least. So let's paint a picture. I'm in a relationship with a guy,

total dick, fuck boy, barely will text me when I want him to text me. What does that make a girl do? It makes me chase him. It makes me wonder what he's doing. I'm always constantly concerned about him. Where is he? What is he doing? why isn't he texting me back why is he liking other girls blah blah blah and you go down this rabbit hole so who has the power he does because he doesn't give a fuck and then it makes the other person feel insecure and then you start to chase them like this is the shit that i think women avoid the fucking facts in front of them. And the reason I think a lot of us do it is because we're thinking like women. Whoa, shocker. And that's not our fault. But I and I kind of want to like retrain daddy gang's brain right now. When you are dating a man, a lot of times you just have

to adapt a little bit of the male thinking if you want to be successful especially in like the dating phase and playing the game and all that shit if it's your fucking boyfriend blow his fucking ass up until he answers but if you're trying to play the game you need to kind of rewire your brain a little bit okay how do we do that alex men when something is bothering them they like to pull away and they like to deal with it internally by themselves and they like to distract themselves women oh women we need to talk about things until it's fucking dug into the ground it's fucking carved into every tree on the fucking block. And everyone knows our fucking issue. And we talk through our issues. So women, if there's one thing at times,

think like a man, like when you are getting fucked over by this guy, when you are drunk and you want to text this guy, I always like to think, well, what would he do? And it's going to fucking pain you all when it happens, but it's like, well, what would he do and it's gonna fucking pain you all when it happens but it's like well what would he do jennifer what would he do oh he wouldn't text has he ever usually texted you when he's drunk no oh wait he doesn't slide in when he's drunk oh oh he only does for a booty call oh so um jennifer why are you sending him paragraphs when you're drunk have you ever gotten a paragraph from him when he oh no okay progress Jennifer we're recognizing you look like a fucking moron when you're drunk and for some reason he never sends you emotionally charged texts when he's drunk

okay so what about next time when you're out if you're about to go send him a crazy ass big ass paragraph about how you're just so fucking annoyed because you know what Ethan you're about to go send him a crazy ass big ass paragraph about how you're just so fucking annoyed because you know what Ethan you're just constantly fucking with my head and I fuck you and this all right you want to text him you have to text him send him a booty call okay how about we start there all right I'm letting you text him but you're gonna do what he does hey you up or whatever the fuck he's texting you all the time copy and paste one of his booty call text and send it to him one night let's start there okay are we all good men hate hate hate did you guys hear hate the word hate hate strong word don't care hate men hate when women are emotional and this is the biggest fucking big fat fucking hello everybody

motherfuckers daddy good listen up men freak out internally when they see a woman getting emotional especially when you are not dating this man to get emotional with a man when you're not dating, you have no right. Like you have the right. Send the fucking paragraph. Go for it. Look, bad shit. a man is literally going to shut the fuck down and every single thing you send him and say to him is literally going in one ear and out the next so women let's think about this instead of being a fucking emotional piece of shit that you're just freaking the fuck out at him and you're screaming

and you're like you fuck it right, let's do the complete fucking opposite. And I know that so many people are going to be like, you're just putting women down. Like we should embrace who we are. We're emotional beings. No, I don't fucking care. Okay. I don't care. You can be emotional with your friends, but if you're trying to play the game with a man, if you can take a few, a few, just a few of our female traits out of it when you're trying to talk to a guy you will succeed way bigger than what you have in the past the amount of times that I have tried to act more like a man than the guy I'm dating not showing up with a fucking strap-on being like get on the bed billy let's go no what i mean by that is when he does something to completely piss me off like he ignores me that one night

and then the next day he slides in and says hey i'm really sorry about whatever blah i don't i don't say anything mean i don't even leave him on read sometimes I don't want to show I'm being petty I don't answer his message two days later hey what are you doing want to hang out later he's gonna be like what wait I haven't heard from you in two days I thought you were wait deal with the emotions in your fucking bedroom write them in your fucking diary. Don't even let him see you fucking sweating. I promise you girls, this is part of the game that I play and it works every fucking time. Make a man wonder why the fuck is she not? Why is she not? Wait, why aren't you upset?

Wait, why aren't you calling me screaming? Like where are the 900 phone calls? Don't do it. Literally don't do it. Don't give it to him okay there's a lot of strategy that goes behind this and i understand a lot of women are like this is unhealthy this is no it's not okay okay so yes yes mom hey guys my mom is just coming down for the um laundry mom i'm literally in the middle of my fucking podcast this is your laundry you are gonna you are so going to miss me when you are back in

new york oh hey guys this is the facts my mom is coming down to literally do my laundry and i was just a bitch yelling at her she's mom we're in the middle of the podcast I just let the daddy gang know um we don't know what we're doing no I'm not texting him oh will you please come and say that in the microphone I don't know you guys can hear that my mom's literally like like, Hey, did you text him out? And I'm like, no, I'm not texting him. She's like, not that one. I hate that one. He's a sociopath. Okay, mom. No, I didn't text him. She likes the new one. Oh, she likes the new note. No, I haven't decided mom. Thank you. Yes. Thank you, mom. We can talk about this later. talk soon go do my laundry yep thanks mom my mom is like obsessed with one of my ex-boyfriends and he's not a part of the

equation right now um you know we started talking again looking forward to the future but for now we're dealing with sociopaths and new men thanks for the laundry laurie what podcast does this i'm like hey daddy gang sorry hold on my mom's just coming down to quickly do my laundry and she's just doing a little pit stop to see if I decided on the flight tomorrow okay sorry about that um let's get into the next segment sex mom go the fuck upstairs i see her lurking go upstairs my mom's like literally hiding in the laundry room like having so much fun i swear to god if i wasn't born this family would be so fucking boring okay i just took a swig of water i need a little break. Podcasting alone is hard. The amount of women that write into my podcast on the daily and are like, I have never had an orgasm. I have never had an orgasm. I cannot come

when I'm having sex. I've never fucking came. Can't come. Can't come. Can't came. Came. Come. Got it. You can't come. Totally normal. What? Totally normal. huh? Totally normal. It is so fucking hard for some women to have an orgasm. And if every single person listening to this podcast that is a female, if you are feeling discouraged, if you are feeling let down because you're embarrassed, almost like you almost you're in a group with your friends and all your girlfriends are talking about how fucking hard she came on Johnny's dick. Well, Johnny two shoes up in there with his fucking construction boots on it. Fucking Stacy's brains out out and you're like Stacy like oh my god me too like I literally come all the time like can't even stop won't stop like come all the fucking time

and meanwhile you're lying liar you're lying inside and you're like oh my god I wish I've had an orgasm I wish I have but I'm lying to everyone around me and I'm basically lying to myself and I'm lying to myself when I'm getting fucked and I'm just pretending and it's just a big fat fucking lie. It's exhausting, but at the end of the day, it's upsetting. At the end of the day, I get it. Socially, there's pressure when you're around your friends to talk about how you've had an orgasm, if there's one stupid fucking bitch Nicole that's like god I squirt all the fucking time it's like oh my god like I want to take a fucking day off like my god this pussy just fucking rains all day it's like Nicole just relax okay just please stop not all of us are a fucking sprinkler like you like reel it in bitch but when you have people

around you that constantly are talking about having these amazing orgasms and you are a woman listening to this podcast that doesn't have those orgasm or has never had an orgasm it is a very defeating feeling and you start to just accept sex without coming no nope nah i don't really think so no if you're part of the daddy game nope not gonna happen we're gonna work on this here are my two little tips to croonies tipsaloonies okay um number one maybe before you go to bed this is gonna sound a little fucking weird but just hear me out maybe before you're getting into bed that night you could literally be talking to zero men don't care this is for you put on like kind of a hot bra hot panties or don't even be nude take a couple fucking pictures of

yourself nude basically do like you're going to send a guy a nude but for yourself I know this sounds out of control narcissistic I don't think so but when I am taking nudes I like get turned on and I think that a lot of women would understand what I'm saying it's like there's something about you trying to be sexy like throughout you posing and getting an ass shot or like a vagina shot or a tit shot or a mirror shot, you're going to start getting turned on. And I know that sounds insane, but just go with it. Maybe start touching yourself, maybe start feeling it out. Okay. Then you're going to get in bed. Now, this is the porn that I want you to watch. If you are a woman that is not having orgasms and you don't like to watch porn you are going to pick an asmr porn of a girl masturbating okay stay with me here

people I have done it before and it was really fucking hot and it got me off. You are basically going to open your phone, find an ASMR porn of a girl masturbating. She could be using a dildo, she could be using a vibrator, whatever it is, and you're going to put your phone down and you're going to hear her moaning and you you're gonna hear her using her toy on herself and simultaneously you are going to be masturbating and hearing her moans is going to i swear to god just give it a fucking try and you have to try a couple different because i've like had some girls where i'm like okay you're annoying me and you have to find like specific videos like I found this one video that's long as fuck and there's this girl that goes in different positions when she's masturbating and it was so fucking hot and

I just put it right next to my on my pillow next to my ear and I start masturbating basically with her and I am telling you ladies the first time I ever did this I because you can have different types of orgasms I had a clitoral orgasm and then I also had an internal like g-spot orgasm okay so it's like the internal orgasm you feel like that pulsating inside of you it's like a deeper orgasm and then the clit is like a tingly sensation. I had both. It was like, it was amazing. And I remember being like, um, okay, I need to go tell the fucking daddy gang this. It was me not fully focusing on a video watching it go down. But I had the audio in my ear playing and embrace it. I think sometimes people get in their head so much and they're freaking the fuck out. And they're like,

I just feel weird. Like, I just like don't know if i but no you're by yourself we do some of the weirdest fucking shit when we're by ourself like we do things that are cringy you fucking every single person listening to this podcast is gonna sound schizophrenic no you we've all talked to ourselves before while we're by ourselves talking yourself through something or you fucking picked your nose or whatever you're doing you do a lot by yourself so why not do something you enjoy and if you feel a little fucking discouraged i urge you to take these tips boom boom girls are you already having an orgasm i low-key just had one while i was doing that segment i'm it's so sad that i'm in my parents basement they're probably like so upset but the chair Is wet and we're here ASMR

Report for the fucking win Um Christian Christian Hello Christian Don't do it they said Don't do it Alex don't do it

Don't do it don't do it don't do it Don't care questions questions questions guys it's questions of the week i'm so excited to have you here thank you for Oh, questions. Oh, my fucking God. Guys, it's questions of the week. I'm so excited to have you here.

Thank you for coming to my favorite segment of the fucking day. Questions of the fucking week, bitch. I'm about to pop off this questions of the week with just like a little a little bit of just like a daddy gang comment that just made me really fucking happy for every man and woman listening. OK. Hi, daddy. I'm new to the podcast, but I just wanted to say thank you for normalizing all the shit that everyone else is embarrassed to talk about. I was having major anxiety about sex with my new boyfriend, even though I'm obsessed with him. Nothing helped. But when I started listening to call her daddy, I felt really excited about sex again. And it's freeing to have somebody talk about women's sexuality without any fucking rules she didn't say the word fucking but you guys know me i fucking added it in there for a

little yes bitch yes fucking bitch daddy fucking gang yes like i i just wanted to read that because i was thinking about it i'm like i don't want anyone to be looking at sex like, fuck, like I just, okay, I got to mark that off today. Like it's on my to-do list. Like it's a fucking chore. If you enjoy masturbating by yourself with your fucking vibrator, you should be that excited about sex too. The way you feel about like getting in your bed at night under your fucking comfy covers

and like winking it or fucking masturbating with your clit you should want to feel that way about having sex with your partner or your hookup buddy so i think that's why i want to talk about all this shit because it's like let's let's make sex fun again all right not that it ever wasn't but i think a lot of people put so much fucking pressure on themselves this podcast it's like let's have fucking fun guess what i have like a little secret for you guys it's like gonna blow your fucking minds so like we are all alive because our parents were fucking what no yes so everyone that thinks this show is fucking disgusting go fuck yourselves oh my god they're talking about sex yeah bitch you're you're literally breathing because your mom was a fucking whore and was fucking your dad i don't know she may have like a virgin had sex once but

who cares we're all fucking alive because they were banging so we should fucking bang okay i'm calmed down now let's move on to a question okay holy fucking shit alex daddy i love you so basically i've been hooking up with my ex because hot girl summer don't say that and on the side he has been hooking up with other bitches because hot girl summer don't say that and on the side he has been hooking up with other bitches he hooked up with us both in the same night how do I bring it up to him and not sound crazy or how do I piss him off love you so much so you don't bring it up that's literally the answer you don't bring it up to him do you want to look like a stupid crazy psycho obsessed in love bitch no the answer is no so what do you do you don't bring it up okay next question um i love the podcast i have never had sex i'm 21 years old and i don't know

how to approach the opportunity should i shoot for an older man or younger a virgin or not i really need advice on this and i feel that you're an expert on this topic this is a great question and i feel like i've been reading a lot of questions lately. And I do feel like we've got a good amount of people on here that maybe they're not virgins, but they're not as experienced. And that's fine. We welcome all daddies. All right.

Here's the thing. If you're a virgin, I think that you have to stop thinking of yourself as a virgin. Obviously, you know you are inside, in and out, through and through, fucking virgin mother Mary. However, I think that when you're approaching sexual situations, obviously everyone's different. But I think if you stop putting so much pressure on yourself, being like, I'm a virgin the first time, the first time, I'm a virgin, I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm a virgin. And I need to make sure that my first time is this, this, this, and this. Listen, there are some girls that literally plan like their weddings. They plan the time that they're deflowered. They're like, I'm going to be wearing this and he's going to court me like this. And we are going to have sex on these sheets at this time during this day and it's like hey

you know if it works for you and that's your fucking cup of tea beautiful fucking love it marybeth however here on caller daddy i'm going to tell you that as special as your first time can fucking be it's never usually going to live up to what you fucking wanted it to be so when people are like should i just get it out of the fucking way i hate to say yes but i think if you're a person that isn't like planning for it like their fucking wedding day then yeah i think if you're attracted to a guy um go for it i would just really really hope that you don't go for someone that's like a full-blown fucking asshole because I think a lot of people get left in a situation where then they just feel

shitty about themselves because not only is he an asshole and he's not texting you back but that was your first fucking time having sex what you're gonna what you will enjoy is not the sex you'll enjoy the way that the man treats you pre during and post that's really what being a virgin and like losing your virginity means you're not gonna be like i just lost my virginity and let me just tell you my orgasm was out of fucking control no i don't i don't know a lot of women that were like i had an orgasm when I lost my virginity. It doesn't happen for a very long time. Right after you lose your virginity, I promise you on my fucking life, it's not going to be good sex. Like literally, it's almost like get the first like year of your life out of the fucking

way because then you're going to start having good sex. So the sooner you get it over with, the sooner you can begin to progress towards having good sex. And I know people are going to be like, Alex, stop it. But it's the fucking truth. I literally said it's like each phase of my life, high school, I feel like I was just blacking out when I was having sex. I'm like, what is even happening? Like, is that supposed to feel like I didn't know. And the guy didn't even fucking know what was happening with my clit. So like, I was like, I don't really think I'm enjoying'm enjoying this but like this is what we're supposed to be doing right and i was just too fucking young college sex was way better than high school but still i thought college sex was the ultimate until i got out of college and i

was like oh fuck oh fuck i was literally not having sex in college like you go through these slowly throughout getting more experienced you just get better at sex and you get better at knowing your body knowing what you like you also just know how to like handle a man better if i'm speaking to the women and then men too it's like you the more you have sex like the more you obviously you're going to get experienced so so the sooner you get that out of the way, the sooner we can start having fucking great orgasms and then fucking orgies and then threesomes and then backflips onto dicks. Do you know what I'm saying? Me either. Okay. Moving on. Okay. Hi, Alex. I have a super embarrassing problem to admit. I'm in my twenties and I still give hickeys. I personally

think it's super hot when a guy sucks and bites my neck and other places during sex. So I assume the guys like it too. Most guys seem into it during sex, but then end up with a bad hickey afterwards. And even though they like it during sex, they end up thinking I'm a psycho once they look at their necks. Any advice? Yeah, my advice is you need to stop doing that.

That's like you need to stop doing that. Sorry to be a bitch, but like I don't know why you're doing that. Hickies are literally for people that are in sixth grade that want to show that they like had a makeout session. That is not cute. I think that hickeys are so dumb. And I think that like when obviously there are times in sex that like you can be getting hot and heavy. You can always control a hickey. You can literally always control it. There's no need for anyone to ever have a hickey you can suck on their neck

you can kiss on their neck you can be biting their neck you don't need to give them a hickey even biting on their neck will leave a different mark a hickey no you like intentionally made that that decision for a few fucking long ass seconds i'm gonna sit here and suck the fucking living shit out of your skin we don't need it it really is elementary and i'm not trying to be an asshole but like if a guy gave me a hickey i'd be like wait you're what what why it literally is like prudes do that to show they're sexually active if you're sexually active you don't need a fucking hickey if however if you do like to like get marked the fuck up by people when you're having sex something i really like to do is like if a guy is fucking me and like is on top of me

i love to like put my hands on their back and like grab them and like thrust them closer to me when they're fucking me and i remember one guy i was hooking up with he and I had like really really hot sex and we were drunk and I like scratched the fuck out of like the side of his back because I was like pulling him closer to me so fucking hard while he was fucking me and then the next day he went to his game and he like texted me a picture in the locker room of his side of his back and he was like i just fucking took off my shirt and all my teammates were like what the fuck happened to you in like a hot way he was like jesus christ i forgot how like like wild we got last night and in his mind it like reminded him of the hot sex we had okay this is a really fucking good question are you guys ready

are you fucking amped i am okay hey daddy love you love you too bitch all right she said last week you and savannah talked about always having that guy in the corner of your mind that is the person you want to end up with but you find boring right now i was wondering what you think about when the girl is in that position in the relationship because sometimes i feel that way i have a guy that i've had a thing with in the past and we still talk but i know he likes to fuck around and it's a horny motherfucker who claims to still like his ex-girlfriend however he still says i'm a great girl and cares about me. So I was wondering, what are your thoughts and advice for the girls who are the marriage material for a guy,

but they make us wait around while they fuck around? Oh, what a good one. Let me think about this. You don't want to become a doormat you don't want to become that girl that he's like oh sarah beth you're so cute and it's like well i don't want to be cute why are you always fucking cassidy but i'm the girl that you always just tell me you care about me i i get nervous for those women because i see it often where like you almost take too much of their shit so if I were you and I know like a lot of women in this position maybe this feels

a little strange for you to do because you may not be a girl that plays a lot of games and that's totally fine and I respect that if if I'm giving you my advice, though, because I know it will work, what it is, is you don't need to fuck around with more guys, but you need to give off that vibe that you are doing your own fucking thing. And then all of a sudden, you're not so waiting in the wings marriage girl because you're fucking busy and there is a potential you may move the fuck on when a guy treats you like a doormat and it's like you'll be there you'll be there every fucking day when i come home that is the fucking worst because men specifically when they get that in their mind that like they have that one girl that's so nice and she'll always be there it's almost more toxic because then they feel because you're so understanding and you're such a good girl he feels like he has the reins to then go and fuck other people and you'll always fucking be there you need to start living your fucking life because i don't mean to be a fucking

asshole but usually what ends up happening with those guys is they'll find an in-between of the you who's so caring and nice and marriage material and then all the hoes that he's fucking and he'll find like an in-between of a really fun crazy girl that is like girlfriend material and he'll start dating her and then you're gonna be like we we what i thought and it's like no bitch you thought what you literally just fucking waited around and just like we're waiting for him to what pick you no go fucking pick someone go pick someone for yourself don't wait to be chosen you go fucking choose someone okay don't cry daddy gang stop it's me we're back we're in lifetime i know you're upset but i hope i hope

your feelings weren't hurt by the fact that we're just telling the truth here, right? If we know the truth and we embrace it ourselves, nobody can hurt us. Oh, you don't like me? I already knew that. I already fucking knew it. You can't beat me to the punchline. I know that you don't like me.

And guess what? I don't like you. We're thriving in 2022 and we have no time for little fucking bitch boys. We have no time for negativity and we just have no time for people that are not going to make us a priority. Okay, so here's the drill. I actually will see you fuckers next Wednesday because my ass will be off the beach. My ass will be back in Los Angeles and I will be coming back in the new year with a new episode.

And so, okay, let me say it. Give me my moment. Here we fucking go. Daddy gang, you know the motherfucking drill. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday. Bye.