Call Her Daddy - Summer Flings vs. Situationships
Episode Date: June 29, 2025Join Alex as she breaks down the difference between a vacation romance and a summer fling, plus how to avoid ending up in a situationship. She shares her guide to staying casual with a hookup buddy, a...nd reminds us why you need to cut it off at the three month mark. Alex also gives advice on setting boundaries with your partner’s mom, uninviting guests from your wedding, and managing a shopping addiction. Finally, some much needed friendship wisdom, and a reminder that if he wanted to, he would. Enjoy!
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Daddy gang, welcome back to another Sunday session here on call her daddy. It is your father. Okay
We are currently entering
the peak of summer right and I was recently having a little wine night with one of my friends and I was having a really
productive and honest conversation with her she's currently single and
I want to share with you some of the wisdom that came
out of that conversation so for any of my girls who need to hear this my single
girls who need to hear this listen the fuck up Sunday morning fat this cow
Lynn do do do do do do do every Sunday's father's day
Every Sunday's fuh this day. What the fuck?
That was pretty good, right?
I'm going to set the scene for you, okay?
Picture this.
The sun is very hot.
You're hot.
You're tan.
Maybe you're three margaritas deep, okay?
And you're scanning the beach for someone to make absolutely terrible decisions with.
I see you, I support you, I honestly love that for you, okay?
But before we dive in head first into a summer romance, we need to lay some of the ground
rules, okay?
I was thinking about it and it's like, there is a really fine line between a vacation romance,
a summer fling and then a full-blown
situationship and it is so fucking vital to your mental health and my mental health
so you don't write into me freaking out that you know what you're getting yourself into and which one you're getting into so I
Want to kind of break down the vacation romance.
Back when I was single, which feels like ages ago, I personally loved a vacation hookup, okay?
Maybe they're a local who knows all the good spots
or they're a foreigner with some like sexy accent.
Maybe they're like a surf instructor
with a fucking six pack,
or maybe it's just like a fucking random guy
that you match with on Tinder
who's staying at your same hotel.
Regardless, I feel like these whirlwind vacation flings
can feel so special and hot and magical.
But here is what I want you all to understand.
They are only hot and special and magical
because they're temporary, okay?
I want you guys to think about it.
Like when you're meeting a guy on a trip,
you are on vacation mode.
You're not getting Slack notifications,
you're not getting emails, you don't have a to-do list,
you're just focused on your tan lines
and maybe who you're gonna skinny dip with, okay?
So of course, no shit, that feels really euphoric.
That's incredible.
But that rush of excitement that you're feeling
doesn't mean, now lean in and listen closely,
it doesn't mean that that person is your soulmate.
Listen, maybe they are.
I feel like that has happened to someone obviously before, but it's very far and
few in between.
So I want to be realistic today.
You need to know what you're getting into that if you try to extend a vacation
fling into the real deal, into the real world, you're at your happiest state when you are on a trip.
That's just a fact, right?
So it is so easy to get confused
and think that this person is like,
what is making you happy?
It's not the pina coladas,
it's not the like people that are being nice at the hotel,
it's not the palm trees, like it must be him,
it must be love.
No, it's not, okay?
Cause think about it, when you get back to your normal life,
could you really actually imagine being with them
in your normal life?
Because the sexy surfer guy that you met
on the tropical beach somewhere, maybe he's not so sexy
when he's freeloading at your apartment with no job,
no friends, and his only real connection is to you.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you get where I'm going here?
Like my advice today for navigating vacation romances
as we kick off summer is just,
let it be a beautiful memory, Daddy Gang,
and don't try to ruin it by trying to force
your vacation world into your actual normal world.
Sure, sure, you fucking bitch.
You can toss them an Instagram follow, totally fine.
But what we don't need to do
is start having a FaceTime relationship
the second that your flight lands
and pretending like you guys are in a full relationship.
The last thing you wanna do
is have this really fun weekend
or week long experience turn into a stretched out
long distance thing.
No, no daddy gang, we don't need this.
Not every single guy that you meet or girl you meet,
it doesn't have to always end in a notebook romance.
Do you get what I'm saying?
So that is a vacation situation.
So to all of my bitches that have Miami
or the Jersey Shore or California
or wherever you're going this summer for vacation,
keep that in mind, okay?
It's fun, it's fun, it's fun.
And then leave the fun there and go back to your reality.
Okay, now I wanna talk about summer flings
or summer hookups, okay?
Because these are an entirely different game
than a vacation hookup.
This is probably gonna be someone that is in your city,
right, someone that you could be seeing like semi-regularly.
And the most important part is this is someone
that you know isn't long-term material.
Let's really let that sink in.
Let's let that sink in, okay?
A summer fling is not long-term material.
They have an expiration date.
And that, in my opinion,
when I look back on any summer fling I ever had,
that's part of the appeal, right?
Because you don't get bothered, per se,
by parts of this person that would actually annoy you
in an actual relationship, right?
Maybe you find all of their fucking friends annoying,
that's fine.
You won't see them after August.
You're just having really good fucking sex.
Maybe you hate their fucking shitty car. Who cares cares you only need it for a backseat hookup
Even if they're unemployed even better
Actually really fucking hot you have more time to day drink in the Sun together
It's like your dates with a summer fling should be so light
beach days ice cream dates spontaneous hookups on the beach.
You're not even trying to go to white tablecloth dinners
or have long emotional conversations
and talks about your fucking childhood.
June, July, August, that's fine, that's it.
So fun, but once we hit the end of august
my biggest advice
Is you need to be really careful if this person is still around
You're all like, okay alex. This is like what the fuck but i'm being dead serious
If you want to keep seeing this person past that three month summer mark
This is what I realized having drinks with my girlfriend
because it's happened to me
and I know it could happen to you
and so I don't want it to happen to you.
If you keep seeing this person past summer,
you're gonna enter into situationship territory.
And who the fuck wants that?
No, seriously, like, because also when I say that,
the rules for a situationship are so fucking different
from the rules of a summer fling.
And I'm saying rules, when I'm saying this,
I'm just actually trying to make you not get hurt
or not get strung along or not string someone along.
Like I'm just trying to help you guys here,
obviously do whatever the fuck you want.
But in my opinion,
no matter who the person you're talking to is during summer,
by I think that three month mark,
someone always is gonna start to have feelings.
Most of the time it's not both, it's usually one.
And all of a sudden you find yourself like,
maybe we're checking his follower list, right?
And you're spiraling about like,
whether he's still on dating apps or not, right?
Like you're starting to become a little creep.
Like the minute you feel like a creep,
you've taken it too far, okay?
Don't be a creep, okay?
Get it together.
Like this is not the fun fling that you were going for
all summer.
Carefree, hey, hey, hey, so fun, so fun.
And now all of a sudden you're a creep.
Like how did that happen?
All of a sudden you're like, oh my God,
like I know who he thought.
Like if you know at least five girls
by their profile picture that he follows, creep.
I've been there, creep. Like if, like that's not what we want. Okay.
And if you find yourself in this accidental situationship with someone,
in my opinion, again, my opinion, it's okay if you want me to fuck off,
but in my opinion, here are the rules. Number one,
I think you need to be real about what you want for yourself outside of this person.
Do you wanna stay single?
Are you ready for a real relationship?
What dating goals do you have for yourself
and do they align with the person that you're seeing?
And if they don't, okay, thank him for his service,
but let's keep it fucking moving and move the fuck on.
So that's number one, we're clear about what we want.
Number two, you need to clarify exclusivity.
Honey, are you one of the 10 girls on their roster?
And are you okay with him dating other people?
Like what happens if he starts to get serious
with someone else?
I know obviously the exclusivity conversation
is the actual fucking worst,
but and you obviously like you don't need to ask
like what are we?
Just try to get a sense of clarity on how many we's,
how many we's this person has.
Cause the more we's, you're just still a creep.
Truly though, like you need to be real with yourself
cause I know you bitches, cause I've done it too.
I'm the only one.
Or even if you find out he has a couple others,
you're like, but I'm his favorite.
Excuse me.
No, again, if you're okay with that,
that's what I'm saying. if you're okay with that,
if you're okay of being one of many,
if you're okay with kind of like sharing the cock, right?
Like, ooh, you hop on that thing on Monday
and I'll swirl around and sit on it on Wednesday.
Like, oh my God, amazing.
As long as you're okay with that.
But for the most part, bitches don't fucking lie to me.
We convince ourselves we're okay with it and but for the most part, bitches don't fucking lie to me. We convince ourselves we're okay with it
and we're fucking rattled.
We can't sleep, we're having weird dreams,
we're getting heat sweats, like we're not okay with it.
If you run into him at the bar
and he's with another fucking girl,
are you gonna just like take a shot
and brush it off and be totally fine?
Or are you gonna have a full blown menti B in the bathroom
and drunk text him 30 fucking six times later that night,
I thought you loved me?
No, you creep, he never loved you.
And he let you know that, but you got so in your fucking head
and you were like making up this romance novel
that never existed, it never existed.
So these are the things you unfortunately
do need to think about, or else you're gonna get hurt, right?
And if you are looking to keep someone around
on your fall lineup, you need to be thinking
about these things, because when you start a relationship
as chill, and then you potentially wanna progress it
to more serious, there needs to be a fucking conversation
No one is just knowing that all of a sudden our fucking orgies now
You want to be monogamous with me like you gotta say it out loud or he's not gonna know. Okay?
It's not gonna get easier
This is like so depressing. You're all like, okay. When does it like get fun? No, but I'm being honest.
I think you need this pep talk, you guys,
because if I was single, I would wanna hear this too.
We throw ourselves into summer,
we have so much fucking fun,
and then all of a sudden we think we're getting a ring,
and instead, you don't even get a call.
You know, you don't even get a call back.
It's not gonna get easier
if you don't have honest conversations with yourself.
And then to kind of tie this all up,
I wanna talk just about finally,
the situationship rule number three in my head.
And it's kind of what I've been saying,
and it's kind of a culmination of everything,
but keep your expectations low.
This man is not your boyfriend. He does not owe you emotional support. This
is a fuck buddy with a penis and occasional non-sexual hangout privileges
but really if we're honest with ourselves the only reason that you guys
are hanging out it's almost like the hangout is for play to the casual sex
you know what I mean, so
when you catch that your
Emotional state is starting to depend on where you are at with this guy
It is time to be real with yourself. That is the immediate red flag in your head. Wait, I'm checking his Instagram too much.
I somehow know his aunt's name.
I know all of his ex-girlfriend's names by heart.
I actually can memorize the weddings they went to together and all of their friend group
and his favorite food.
You know too much.
You know too much.
The summer fling to situationship to relationship pipeline is rare and it's not one
that I recommend. It's really fucking rare that it works out. Also on Call Her Daddy, I've always
said we don't believe in cuffing season over here just because it gets fucking cold outside.
Like we're not like, I guess we'll just date now because no, no, no, no. That's how you end
up dating a guy you never even saw a future with in the first place,
but it was just like, it's cold,
I wanna drink hot cocoa and decorate a fucking tree with him.
Yeah, bitch, call your fucking mom.
So, you know, daddy gang,
have fun this summer.
You're all like, how?
How the fuck am I supposed to have fun, Alex?
You literally just made me wanna be fucking celibate.
No, no, no.
You're gonna have fun this summer and make some memories,
scrapbook it up, but when summer ends,
my biggest advice is you're gonna let the fling end too.
I promise you will thank me in the fall.
And again, there's gonna be the 1% of you.
Isn't it so nice to be a part of the 1%?
If you're one of those fucking bitches
that meets this tanned God,
and he's a lifeguard or something,
and he's saving you, and then you hook up later that night,
and then you go to a party and his friends are normal,
and hey, and then you're hooking up,
and then it's good, and then it's good,
and all of a sudden it's September,
and then it's October, and you're going to fucking festivals
where you get it what the fuck are the Halloween things called where you get on the thing and
you go to the haunted house and you're doing all these fun little things and you're making
cookies together and then he asks you to be his girlfriend.
Good for you you fucking whore.
Okay.
But that's not most of our experiences.
It's a wham bam fuck me in the back of your truck,
you accidentally put it in my asshole
and now I'm in love with you and oh my God,
little did I know you have a wife.
That's the reality.
Men are liars.
That's what this whole episode was like about.
Men are disgusting and men will make you think,
oh yeah baby, it was just his Monday baby.
And then his next Tuesday, he's fucking your sister
and you're like, wait, I thought we were in love.
You were in love with the idea of him
because you met him in the summer.
When I met you in the summer,
that's why that song was created.
Who sings that?
Calvin Harris?
Don't care.
The point is, don't let yourself be a victim of thinking
it's gonna be more than a fucking vacation little romance,
a summer fling.
Situationships are the fucking worst.
Unless you're just like horny as fuck
and you just wanna have so much sex,
yeah, go for it, fucking bitch, love you.
Okay, I hope that was helpful to kick off
this glorious summer and no one should be feeling depressed.
It's actually really quite helpful.
We avoid feelings and we acknowledge
when things are sexual and fun.
And if you want to dip into your feelings,
then you need to be straight up with someone.
That's all it is.
This is my favorite time of a Sunday session, obviously,
is to take a trip.
We are gonna slurp down our throats a little escargot.
We're gonna look at the skinny men's smoking cigarettes
and we're gonna fuck them till the sun comes up
because we are taking a first class flight.
Yes, on me.
First class flight. Yes, on me. First class flight.
We're flying first class.
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I'd like to go.
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Okay, do you guys want to answer some questions?
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I don't want to be that girlfriend who bitches about this, but I just love my own space and
hate constantly hosting. I also feel like I'm being judged for every little thing in the house
when she's here. Is it rude to ask if he can get her a hotel the next time? Oh my gosh. Okay. First
of all, I so feel for you because this was like a thing Matt and I dealt with
in the beginning of our relationship
where Matt could host every night, every day, everywhere.
And when I'm in my house, I feel like such an introvert
and I had to explain to him,
like I do, it's not that I don't wanna host,
I just need to have a better cadence with it
and not be doing it so frequently because I recharge in my house and I feel like I can't wanna host, I just need to have a better cadence with it and not be doing it so frequently
because I recharge in my house
and I feel like I can't be my full self
when obviously people are here and I'm hosting.
And so the fact that this is your mother-in-law,
I can imagine how difficult of a dynamic it is
to bring this up to your boyfriend.
My first bit of advice is like,
you need to tread really carefully
because some guys with their moms are such fucking freaks and
They act actually like they're still sucking from their mom's titty. So just be weary
You know what I mean? Also, that's like a good sign like if he's like actually crazy about it
He probably wants to fuck his mom, but that's for another time
it doesn't feel like he wants to fuck his mom it more feels like he's
but that's for another time. It doesn't feel like he wants to fuck his mom. It more feels like he's
treating it like this is his mom and he's comfortable with his mom being there and this is your mother-in-law. So this is your space. It's weird to have a woman or anyone staying in your
home for a week, like multiple times during the year. That's a lot. So I'm validating to you that's a lot. If it was a weekend, like twice a year, totally fine.
A week, every few months, I would be like,
I gotta move out.
If anything, get me a fucking hotel room.
Let me go for a fucking little spa trip
while you and your mom bang it up.
But no, I think this would be my advice to you.
I think you could sit your boyfriend down and be like, hey, I was just thinking about it
because I love your mom so much.
And I always think about it like, wow,
she's so lovely and respectful when she comes.
And I do love spending time with her,
but I feel like a week when she's here is just a lot.
And Oma has nothing to do with her,
it has to do with me,
of like having someone in our space for a week.
I feel like I can't be my true self.
Like if I wanna just go sit and relax
after a long day of work and be in silence,
like obviously I'm not gonna ignore your mom
while she's sitting in the living room and stuff,
or we don't get as much alone time,
or we don't get to decompress after going to dinners
with her, like it's hard for me to find a balance
and it's impacting me in a way that I don't like
how I'm feeling.
So I was wondering if we could compromise
and either have her stay on weekends,
but then if she's gonna stay the full week,
maybe we get her a hotel.
So like during the work week,
we can just have our normal life.
And then we can obviously go to dinners
or whatever with her,
but I just need a little help with boundary setting here
because I don't want this to come off
like I don't love your mom.
I'm just feeling like I don't love people in my space
for that amount of time because girlfriend,
who the fuck wants their mother-in-law living with them
for a fucking week?
I'm sorry, Lisa, I love you.
If you're listening to this, bitch fucking knows.
I'm like, my mother-in-law would know.
She literally will be here and she'll be like,
okay, you want me to leave?
I'm like, yes, love you, bye.
Like, I also don't love the lack of awareness
from your mother-in-law.
That's why I'm saying you have to tread lightly
because from my experience with my mom and Matt's mom,
like they know we love them and we also like our alone time because from my experience with my mom and Matt's mom,
they know we love them and we also like our alone time
to the point where I'm like,
I'm surprised she hasn't been like,
oh my gosh, you guys, I feel like I'm like two in your space,
I'm gonna give you guys time.
That's where I'm like, ooh, this could be tricky.
So maybe compromise on starting with more of like a,
maybe she stays for the weekend or overall,
let's just get her a hotel super close by.
And if your boyfriend reacts like a crazy person
and defends his mom and acts like you're crazy,
I'm here to tell you, you're not crazy.
Mother-in-laws in your space,
that is a recipe for a mental break, honestly.
And we don't need that. You know what I mean?
So, guard your boundaries,
but have a calm conversation with him.
Also, last point, and this is really how
you'll probably even know if you wanna marry this man.
When he brings this up to his mother,
if he is down for what you're presenting,
in no fucking world should this man present it to his mom like, oh, it was Casey's idea.
No, no, no, we're presenting this as a united front.
If anything, you take the fucking hit bitch
because you came out of her, okay?
It's your mother, she'll love you forever,
but it's too dicey.
So make sure that he is presenting it
in a way that's not making you look in a bad light
because then it's just gonna be a whole new spew of problems and you don't need that.
Okay, next question.
I'm getting married this fall and made a mistake.
I sent a save the date to a coworker I no longer want at the wedding.
No one at my office likes her, but I always gave her a chance until she fucked me over
in front of my boss last week.
I know it's my wedding and I can invite who I want but I'm worried it will come off in a bad way
if I don't follow through. Will I look like the mean girl? How do I handle this at work and what
do I even say to her? Okay first of all that it's really fucking shitty but my first note to you is your wedding is not a charity event,
and your wedding is also not a coworkers mingling
happy hour event.
This is your wedding, and it is a day
to be completely about you.
And so if you're having regret,
and also it's one thing if you're having regret,
it's another thing if this person literally
just fucked you over at work,
you I get are in a weird position, you, I get, are in a weird position,
but I would rather you be in a weird position to end this
rather than get to your wedding and have someone there
that you don't like.
So yes, it's gonna be a little uncomfortable,
but let's also make sure that you're not compromising
just to make someone feel good.
So this would be my advice.
It's tough, because since it's a work dynamic
and you're gonna see her obviously
when you come back from your wedding,
I don't think you need to tell her.
Obviously it's up to you,
but you have to see this woman every day.
It's one thing if it's a friendship breakup,
but this is someone you work with, right?
So my advice would be you send a text
or you say it in person.
You said you only sent a save the date.
You didn't send them like the official now new invite
of like details and everything of the wedding.
So I think you could text her and say,
hey, I wanted to let you know that over the past month
or two, my husband and I have been going through
our wedding list and due to a bunch
of different
circumstances we are pulling back on the number of guests and I don't think you're going to be able
to come now and I just wanted to let you know no hard feelings and appreciate your support
and leave it at that and I think that if she comes at you
and is anything other than totally understand,
fuck that bitch because now you,
oh, you're gonna come at me for a second.
First of all, why would you,
you shouldn't even be at my wedding.
You should have the fucking self-awareness
to not even think you should come.
Hopefully she was never even gonna come, right?
Cause she just fucked you over in front of your boss.
But if she gets nasty with it, like, wow,
other coworkers are going and I'm not coming. Like, got it. Like Macy,
like you're a fucking cunt. I think you just leave it.
I don't think in the wake of your wedding,
I don't think that you need drama and sending this text is going to give you
temporary anxiety,
but then it's going to alleviate so much anxiety on the day that actually matters.
So be straight up, but not fully, unless you want to.
And you can be like, hey, I don't really appreciate
everything that went down the other week with our boss.
I felt like you were undermining me
and it made me look in a really bad light.
And I just, I know I sent you a save the date
and I don't even have like ill will towards you,
but because it is my wedding,
I don't want to have anyone there that I'm not on like
perfect great terms with and I don't feel that way
with you right now and so respectfully,
I'm going to decline the offer and maybe when I'm back,
we can look to like repair things but for right now,
I wanna have a clear head for my wedding
and I don't want drama.
Either one, be more direct or a little less direct,
do it, you will feel so much fucking better.
I remember Matt and I had a couple people,
but one person kind of like more specifically
that we just,
like we knew they would think they were gonna be invited
to our wedding, and at the same time, we were like,
I don't want to invite them.
And we almost were having like over dinner conversations
when we would talk about our wedding leading up to,
we would find ourselves getting anxiety
about this one person.
And it was someone more in Matt's life.
And then finally, I remember just being like,
babe, pause, listen to us.
We're not even focusing anymore on like how this is a day
about us and our love and our marriage and our family.
Like this, we have our answer and it was so fucking hard,
but I'm so happy we didn't invite them.
And I look back and we still say we made the right decision.
So trust your gut on this one.
And I'm really fucking sorry.
That's so shit.
You don't want drama around your wedding,
but to make you feel better,
everyone has drama around their wedding.
And if this is the peak of it for you,
girl, girl, you got out fucking easy, okay?
Next question.
Okay.
Hi father, how do I stop comparing my boyfriend to my friend's partners?
I'm 29 and most of my friends are in their early 30s with partners in their mid 30s.
My boyfriend is 26.
So he's kind of a decade behind when it comes to career and finances.
I get insecure sometimes because he still is starting out
and we don't really have the same financial stability
as my friends and their partners.
I know it's not his fault.
He has a good job and is working hard,
but I can't help feeling a little jealous
when I see my friends, partners
and what they bring to the table.
Okay, oh my God.
I have a lot of thoughts
and I'm gonna just be really honest.
And obviously you know your situation better than anyone.
So, and I don't have all the details,
but I'm just gonna kind of rattle off some of my thoughts.
Number one, for me,
I think I would have a hard time dating a younger man.
I would have a hard time dating a younger man.
More in that like 2030 range. Obviously if you were like in your 50s, 60s, redating,
like sure, but it's like that pivotal time
where I feel like maturity is a big, obvious,
glaring thing.
Like it's like, you can almost tell
like when someone's in their 20s, firsts or 30s, right?
And my worry for you is when you're writing this,
if you felt really secure with your relationship,
what you're saying, I guess you're saying you're, you don't,
you're saying you're insecure sometimes.
My worry is this is something that is highlighting
a bigger issue in your relationship.
If you were madly in love with this person
and you thought they were so talented and smart
and all the things, I don't know if you would be saying this.
Again, I think it's normal to compare.
That's literally all we do in life, right?
You're comparing how you look compared to someone.
You're comparing your job, your house, your finances,
your looks, your outfits, your family dynamics,
your status, like all of it, that's normal.
But the fact that you're feeling insecure
about your partner, I've had that in a different way.
And like, it doesn't go away.
It doesn't go away because if you really are in love
with someone and you feel good about them,
you would find holes in your friends' partners
and be like, yeah, but they have that,
but like he has this, You know what I mean?
And I worry for you that him being younger
and not where you want him to technically be
could potentially be something that keeps eating at you
throughout your relationship.
I could be completely wrong,
and I may be projecting because I have a friend
that was in the situation a few years ago
where it was just like, eventually she was like,
I feel like I'm dating a kid.
And I didn't think that the four or five year age gap
was gonna impact me, but I guess men naturally
are more immature than women
and it takes them longer to mature.
So there's a lot of factors that are up against you.
So I think you need to sit with yourself
and recognize is this literally just because
of a money thing.
That is so fucking normal to feel insecure financially at stages in your life when other
people have not that burden. Totally fair. But look underneath the hood and is it like,
or are you also kind of like, I feel like you're, I'm insecure because I'm dating him and he's not
this and he's not that and he's not this
and we're all in our 30s at this stage
and he's like a baby and just graduated college
and is trying to figure his shit out.
But I'm sorry, I'm sure that's weighing on you,
but you'll know the answer.
Like you will know.
Would it solve everything if he had all the money
in the world?
I don't know.
You will know that within yourself.
And last thing I'll leave you with,
and this is something that I talk about with my friends
and Matt all the time is like,
please keep in mind when you're looking at your friends
and their relationships,
it doesn't mean that they have it all too, right?
Like you are looking at something that is clearly
an insecurity of yours.
They have more financial stability,
therefore they are able to do more things.
They can go to more concerts,
they can go out for more dinners,
they can go to nicer places, whatever it be.
That's your insecurity in your relationship.
So it's, you're projecting and you're looking at them
being like, they have it all,
but they all may be going through their own shit.
Maybe there's some of your friends
that like haven't had sex in months
and their romantic physical connection isn't there.
Maybe there's people that are actually overspending
and it looks like they're enjoying themselves,
but they're also in financial situation
that they're not feeling.
Like, we don't know, maybe they're fighting,
maybe they're, or they're great.
Regardless, we always look at people
and when they have something that we don't have,
we can get insecure and feel like,
damn, I want that, but really you don't want that.
Cause that's not your relationship.
You know that you don't have the same type as your friend.
You know that that guy wouldn't be as good for you
because you know what I mean?
So everything is relative, but it's tough.
I completely acknowledge that.
I have definitely been victim of it.
Okay.
Oh my God.
I chose this one for all the girls.
Daddy, I need help.
I have a serious shopping problem.
I spend way too much money on shoes, clothes,
jewelry, purses, everything.
Fashion's always been how I express myself
and buying new stuff makes me feel like I'm keeping up.
But I'm supposed to be saving for a wedding
and a house later this year and I cannot stop spending.
I went through my closet the other day
and had a full-blown panic attack
when I realized how much I've spent on stuff
I've worn maybe once.
I don't know how to stop.
Please help me get it together.
Girl, you came to the right place.
I totally get it together. Girl, you came to the right place. I totally get it. Like I have been someone that on Sundays to not get the Sunday scaries, it relaxes me to watch Grey's Anatomy
and scroll on and shop and maybe I'm not even buying some of this shit, but it's nice and fun
to scroll. I think that's like a normal thing for girls to shop. It does sound like you obviously
have a little bit more of a problem
where you can't stop yourself.
You're even saying that there's some stuff in your closet
that you have not even like worn.
Here would be my advice.
I don't know if this is a little too extreme,
but maybe try it, it could help.
I think maybe you should go on
a 30 day fashion shopping fast.
And I think you should,
even if you wanna like go and shop online,
but don't buy anything,
even just like put links into your notes app
and be like, once the 30 days is over, I wanna buy this.
And then if you still wanna buy it, well, that's on you,
but 30 days without shopping.
And instead what I would do,
and I've actually been annoyed with myself,
and I think everyone does this,
you buy something and you barely wear it.
I would urge you in these 30 days of your shopping fast
to go into your closet and do a couple things.
Number one, put outfits together with things
that you haven't worn and force yourself
to wear it that day.
Like I think we all get into a habit
of kind of having a closet of stuff,
but you wear pretty similar stuff.
You have your go-to shirt, you have your go-to jacket,
pants, all the things.
And if you haven't worn it in a while,
force yourself to wear it.
And if you are like, I actually don't wanna wear it,
why don't you go and sell it?
Go on Poshmark, go on eBay, go on the real real,
like go and sell the shit and make your money back of the stuff
that you're actually not buying
and you just bought on a shopping whim.
But overall, I think you need to look at yourself
and if you can't make it the 30 days,
you may actually need to get into therapy
and get some help because this does sound
a little bit like an addiction
and you don't want to continue your life
where you are blowing all of your finances on clothes
that you're also barely fucking wearing.
But yeah, let's do a fast.
Maybe I'll do it with you, who knows?
Okay, this one's fucking heavy. Daddy, I don't know what to do.
My best friend just told me that she's been having an affair with a married man with kids.
She recently broke up with her boyfriend of three years.
And apparently this has been going on ever since I told her straight up, I don't think
it's okay. But she said she didn't care. And she's still doing it. I'm honestly sick over
it. I don't agree with it at all. And it's making me question who she even is. But she's
been my best friend for 15 years. I feel stuck. I can't talk to anyone about it and I just don't know what to do.
Dude, that is fucked behavior.
Damn, I'm really sorry because when you added
in the 15 year friendship, I was like, fuck that.
I was gonna be like, fuck this bitch
and then I'm like, oh my God, I get it.
It's your friend of 15 years
and she basically told you, fuck off,
I'm not gonna listen to you.
Where does that leave you?
My opinion, if I'm putting myself in your shoes,
that leaves you to realize all you can do
is control yourself in this moment.
There is no reason for you to try to convince her,
stop having this affair.
It's only gonna rupture your relationship even more.
And if she doesn't wanna listen to you,
she's not gonna listen to you.
We're all adults here, you know?
So if anything, the only reason for you to keep going at her
and trying to get her to stop
would be to fulfill something in yourself,
to make you feel better,
like you tried to get her away from this person
and you're trying to save this family.
I think you need to just let it go.
And I think the hard thing about friendships is,
especially long-term friendships,
is sometimes we have such an image of our friends
from when we met them in our early days of our relationship
that we don't actually look at ourselves and be like,
how has my friendship with this person progressed?
And do I like who they are as a person?
And do I like how I feel around them?
And this is a perfect example of someone like,
yes, there is history there,
but this is like a pretty fucked up thing
for a person to do.
So I think you need to pull back.
And the hope is you pull back, you focus on yourself,
you don't let this take up space in your brain because it's icky and it's like foul behavior. And the hope is you pull back, you focus on yourself,
you don't let this take up space in your brain
because it's icky and it's like foul behavior.
Like I agree, I couldn't be around a friend
that's having a fucking affair
with a married man with kids.
Like it is gross.
But the more you focus on yourself,
the one hope would be she eventually comes to you
in a month, six months, a year,
and is like, I am so fucking sorry. I don't know what the fuck
I was going through and I don't know what that was feeding in me. And I look back and I was a shell
of a human being of myself after my breakup. I threw myself into this. I thought it would make
me feel better. It didn't. And like, I'm so fucking sorry for pushing you away. And I am disgusted
with myself. Like I really, I'm gonna get into therapy
and I don't know what the fuck happened.
That would be the hope and the dream.
Unfortunately, I think as adults,
we have to start to recognize
people are gonna make weird fucking decisions, right?
We've all been there.
Your friend marries a guy that you're like,
he's like literally emotionally or verbally
or hopefully not, but like physically abusive.
And we all can't sit here and watch this happen
and feel good.
So you probably stop going over for dinners as much.
And you have friends who become so angry
about their situation, whether it's their job
or their relationship that they start to be an angry drunk
when you guys go out to dinners, right?
And you're like, I can't keep wasting my Fridays
on the one time of the week that I get to go out
and have you like yelling at me.
Like everyone has that thing that you're kind of like,
I don't wanna be a part of this anymore.
News slash, you don't have to be a part of it anymore.
And I know it feels weird,
cause when you're the person that's not being the aggressor
or doing the wrong thing,
you almost feel this sense of like,
but I can't give up on them,
but it would be weird to pull away.
No, no, no.
At some point, yes,
after you have said something to your friend,
after you've actively tried to help them
and they actively look you in the face and say,
fuck off basically,
you do then have to take some accountability
to pull away and recognize
you can only fully control yourself.
And if they wanna come back, they will come back.
But maybe, maybe this is kind of the end
of a beautiful friendship for what it was for a while.
And maybe you can start to look at,
has it actually been that good the past year or two?
Has she been in tune with you
and has she been a good friend?
I don't know.
And if she has, then we can hope that she comes back
and she fucking, hopefully the wife walks in on them
fucking, she runs down the street,
she breaks her fucking leg, well no,
but you know what I mean?
And she has a wake up call, she almost gets hit by a car,
she's in the hospital, she calls you and she says,
I'm never gonna fuck a married man again. You never know. Something could fall out of the sky, hit her in the hospital, she calls you and she says, I'm never gonna fuck a married man again.
You never know, something could fall out of the sky,
hit her in the head, she's concussed, she wakes up,
she's a better woman.
We can hope, but we can't expect.
Okay, next.
This is fucking tough.
Are we ready?
All right, daddy, this might be a weird one,
but I need help.
How do I tell my best friend that she needs to chill on the filler? It started with a little botox then some lip filler and now it's
every month she's getting something else put in her face. She's already so beautiful and now she's
starting to look kind of unrecognizable. Is it my job as her best friend to tell her to stop or is this just a canon event I can't interfere with?
Damn, that's really fucking tough because
I'm trying to think like what I would do because a part of me feels,
I feel for you right because it's like bringing up your friend's looks in general is tough. And I think someone that's gonna get
an excessive amount of work done,
and it's one thing to be like,
Botox, yay, a little bit of filler, woo.
And then once they get to the point where it's like, girl,
like your face is looking like a fucking cinder block,
you, clearly there's something
going on with her, right? Like there is an insecurity in her. There's something going
on and she's taking it too far and she doesn't see it. It's like fucking eyebrow blindness
that everyone talks about on Tik Tok or it's filler blindness. Like I get that. Or it's
blonde blindness where it's like, I'm not blonde enough. And it's like, you have three
strands of hair left on your head and they are platinum fucking blonde.
Number one, my piece of advice, you have to kind of assess what is your relationship with
this person? Because I'm thinking about like my best friends and I, if any of us are ever
going to get something done, we FaceTime and call that person. And it's like, okay, wait,
I was thinking about doing this. Like, do you think I need it or am I being fucking
insane? So if my friend, I feel like I would have a gauge to be like, no, no, okay, wait, I was thinking about doing this. Like, do you think I need it or am I being fucking insane? So if my friend, I feel like I would have a gauge
to be like, no, no, no, wait,
cause last time you did this, don't do that.
If you don't have that relationship,
this is how I would approach it.
I think you sit her down, not actually like schedule a
meeting, but like whether you're having drinks
or you're at a dinner or you're just hanging.
And I think you say, hey, I wanted to bring something up that I like hate
that I'm bringing this up,
but I know that if the roles were reversed,
I would want you to say something to me
and I want you to know I love you so fucking much
and I think you're so beautiful and you're my best friend
and I'm only saying this
because I would want you to do the same for me.
I have obviously noticed that you've been
getting more stuff done lately
and I just wanted to check in with you
and see like how you're doing and make sure you're okay.
I think you have to make sure,
did you kind of like notice my wording here
where I'm not like, so I've noticed
that you've been getting a lot done to your face
and you look so different and it is starting to look botched.
So I'm just wondering like why you're doing that
because like it's not looking good.
No, don't use the word botched.
Don't even use the words like you're looking different.
Like obviously she can't see it.
If she knew like, wow, I look fucking crazy,
but it takes a while to get to the point
where you recognize that, right?
And so I think it's being very loving
and it's just saying as a friend,
I would want you to do the same for me.
And then again, like I feel like the theme of this is like,
you can only go so far.
If she's like, what are you talking about
and blows up on you,
she is eventually gonna realize it, right?
Because one day a doctor is gonna be like,
I can't put another syringe in your fucking face,
or she's gonna take it so far
that then all of a sudden she'll have her own recognition
because her fucking mom's gonna send her a picture
of herself when she was a child.
And she'll be like, that wasn't me.
And they're like, no, Rebecca, it's literally you.
Butt post, nose job, chin implant, jaw implant.
You do look a little different and she'd be like,
oh my God, I was so cute.
Why do I look like that?
Like something will break for her,
but maybe you can get in there
and just make her not feel insecure
is the biggest fucking thing.
You have been there, we've all been there.
If a friend brings something up to you
and they do it in a way that you
can recognize it in the moment,
but because they're being so aggressive,
you get defensive.
And it's like, maybe later that night,
it will actually sink in and you'll be able to handle it.
But then you're like, well, I'm not gonna talk to her
about it, because she was so judgy and so rude
about how she handled it.
So it's with grace and it's with
ease, but again, everyone's going to do what they want to do. So you don't want to fuck up
your relationship by telling her that her face is fucking botched, you know? Okay, this is one that
I really feel is good to end with because it honestly kind of, kind of goes back to the
beginning of this episode. Hi daddy.
I went out last weekend and met this really cute guy.
We talked seriously all night and had the best chemistry.
He ended up walking me home and asking for my number,
but didn't try to kiss me or anything.
It's been a week and he hasn't texted me.
I found his Instagram and I'm thinking about DMing him,
but is that crazy?
I wanna shoot my shot, but also I know that
if he wanted to, he would.
I kinda just want to know whether he's into me or not
so I can mentally compartmentalize him.
So,
sweetie, sweetie, sweetie,
sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
You have your answer.
You know what I mean?
Like let's use those context clues.
He walked you home, he didn't try to kiss you.
He asked for your number.
He asked for your number.
He didn't give you his number.
And when he asked for your number,
he didn't say texting you now so you have it.
He didn't call you saying that's my number.
Did that work?
Did I write that down?
He just, oh, thanks for your number.
Bye, walked away.
It's been a week you haven't heard from him.
You haven't heard from him.
You haven't heard from him.
He has your number.
He hasn't heard from, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
He fucking hates you.
He doesn't hate you, but he doesn't like you.
You know what I mean?
We gotta just, we gotta just fucking take it on the chin
and roll.
If a man takes your number and doesn't fucking text you
immediately in the next 24 hours, 48 hours,
it's a no for him, dog, you know?
And I feel like you going and looking at his Instagram
and then you're gonna try to DM him,
why do you have to DM him?
Let's remember, because he didn't give you his number.
You know what I mean?
For all you know, this man has a full girlfriend.
Like this is something that is so hard in the moment
to notice and I so get that,
but that's why you need that fatherly advice
to smack it out of you to be like, no, no, no, no.
Why do you have to DM him?
Cause you don't have the number.
He asked for your number and he has never texted you again.
I know it's hard and I think this is now
to be less of aggressive.
Why I think it's so hard sometimes is
when you have a really fucking fun night with someone,
there's two things that can happen.
Number one, you can be misinterpreting the fun night
as, oh my God, this is literally the beginning
of the rest of my life.
And they're blowing off steam after work
and they're just having a nice time.
And if it was you or fucking Samantha or Caroline
or grandma fucking Eda,
he would have talked to anyone that night at the bar.
You know what I mean? Like he just was looking for a little bit of comfort
and a good time talk and then that was it.
So you have to compartmentalize like,
this was a good moment, but that doesn't mean shit.
It was a good moment,
but how did he act after the good moment?
It's easy to have a fun night
where you don't know someone's backstory,
you don't know their baggage, you don't know jack shit.
They're just a fucking pretty girl in a bar
and a hot guy in a bar and you buy a drink together,
you hit it off, he walks you home
and he fucking never talks to you again.
That is the easiest thing to actually do.
And the harder thing to do is follow up
and actually have a date and now have a conversation
and have a planned situation and he's not doing that.
It sucks though, I think I've been there
where I've met a guy at a bar and been like,
oh my God, that was so fucking fun.
And then he just didn't give me the same energy back
the following days and I was like, got it.
This is kind of weird, clearly I'm misreading this
so I'm gonna pull back.
And I think that's all you can do.
Wait in the wings if he ever texts you, I'm gonna give you the cheat code and just give you the
answer now. He's never gonna text you so go back out to the bars, find another guy and I actually
was gonna say make sure you get their number next. I think you now know if a man ever asks for your
number and he doesn't give you his back or he doesn't text you immediately,
he's kind of trying to awkward exit.
We've all done that.
Daddy gang, we have all done that.
And I have done that.
I have done that to friends of Matt's
that are like periphery friends that like we run into
and they're like, oh my God, well,
oh, you're like, oh my God, we should get to,
oh, totally, totally. Give me your number.
Give me that number.
Give me that number.
And I am never gonna fucking text you.
Not because, all for different reasons.
Sometimes it's like, because there's nothing to say.
And in the moment, understandably, if someone,
I give credit, there's moments in work settings
where someone's like, oh yeah, maybe we'll, we know,
but we're trying to end the conversation
and it's weird to just be like bye sometimes
and people word vomit.
So they're like, let's get a little drink
and it's like, we don't need to get a drink.
We just did business, we're all good.
Email me, you know what I mean?
So sometimes it's word vomit.
And that's what I worry for you.
He's standing on your stoop, your hair's in the breeze,
you're kind of leaning forward like trying to kiss him.
And he's like, why don't you give me your number?
Why don't you give me your number?
And I'll hit you up.
It's almost like a cop out where it's like an easy little
like make them think I'm coming back.
He's never coming back.
So that sucks, but at least you didn't like date him
for a year and he's a narcissist.
There's always a silver lining.
Daddy Gang, thank you so much for tuning in
on this Sunday session.
It feels right to be back every Sunday is Father's Day.
You know what I mean?
Me, you, and just some really hard truths,
but good truths, because it's important, right?
We need to be self-aware
and we need to keep it fucking moving.
We don't have time for pieces of shit. We don't have time for people that we need to keep it fucking moving We don't have time for pieces of shit
We don't have time for people that are gonna waste our time and we don't have time for people that aren't gonna treat us right
So love you bitches. I'll see you in two Sundays. Love you. Bye you