Call Her Daddy - The Making Of The Offset Episode

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

We’re so glad you’re loving the Offset interview! And now we’re bringing you behind the scenes. Daddy Gang, get ready for a chaotic morning in the dadpad full of pizza, baby powder, jealousy, and… Alex getting high?

Good morning! Sunday morning, Father's calling. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Every Sunday's Father's Day. What the fuck? That was pretty good, right? Hi, Daddy Gang. It is Tuesday? Tuesday. that was pretty good right hi daddy gang it is tuesday tuesday it is officially interview day it is 12 on tuesday i'm interviewing offset today at 4 p.m i have had a pretty busy morning this is

not usually how interview days go because i usually do interviews like in the middle of the day at like noon or 1 But offset is coming at 4 so I have like a whole day to work and then do an interview So I have been on zooms all morning going over tour kind of going over like the structure what it's gonna be like So I'm like trying to transition from tour mode to offset mode now so i'm officially off my meetings i got a spray tan this morning because i was feeling a little this morning this morning literally this morning at 8 a.m so i just got a tan i'm gonna go upstairs and shower and then in like an hour maybe we'll get in the car and we will head to the studio and yeah come along it's gonna be a fun fun interview day and I'm so excited to

meet Offset I think this is gonna be I think this is gonna be a good one she's clean i'm i showered i put the same top back on shut the fuck up it's not as gross as it seems i gotta like find energy because like four o'clock's usually when I'm like, ooh, like we're winding down for the day, like, and now I like gotta get hyped. So I think we're gonna drive to the dad pad. I'm gonna just get changed there. I'm gonna bring a couple outfit options, change there. I wanna stay as cozy as possible for now.

And then we're gonna do my makeup there. I did interview prep for this yesterday, and it was very fun because I was trying to think like how can we get offset to? Connect with the daddy gang and so I'm asking him like a bunch of sexual advice questions from the daddy gang that offsets gonna give us advice on like eating a girl out and like struggle if like someone's like struggling or like their boyfriend doesn't like when they suck their dick like give us advice like i think him talking about sex and giving us advice is going to be so fucking funny um and i'm going to keep it like a pretty fun light interview like i don't want it to be too serious i just feel like he's going to be super funny i do know he's

really into fashion so i'm trying to decide if i'll just wear a sweatsuit or should i like put a little something on i've been trying this season to elevate my wardrobe a little bit just because like i buy these clothes like i might as well wear them like i have clothes in my closet that i stare at and smile at and i'm like one day i'll wear you and i always choose the sweatpants always so today i'm like okay season 4 let's try to dress sometimes like nice and by nice I mean like jeans and then other days I'll always wear my sweatpants but we're trying to I'm trying to like weave in some normal clothes okay heated seats bitch I did

not have heated seats and you guys i get so cold like there's something wrong with me i don't know right in the comments like i think i have like an iron deficiency thing it can be 70 degrees i'm shivering i'm freezing matt loses his mind at me every single time we're in the house and it gets a little cold i'm putting on the heat so fucking high and matt's like you're smoking me out so on an interview, I don't have superstitions, but I do feel like I have a very like routine thing that I do every morning when I have an interview. I need to make sure that I eat a breakfast sandwich in the morning because I find myself like focused so hard on the interview and like getting things done and doing my makeup and my outfits

That I all of a sudden just forget to eat sometimes and then I have a migraine after i'm done the interview So I eat a big bacon egg and cheese Everything bagel toasted with cream cheese and then I usually get two coffees now that it's fall I'm loving it you guys because I ordered two coffees. Now that it's fall, I'm loving it, you guys, because I ordered two coffees from Starbucks. I get one hot and one cold. I put the cold in my refrigerator and I drink the hot first. I've been getting this pumpkin spice latte thing from Starbucks. Phenomenal.

It just makes me feel like fall. It makes me feel happy. It makes me feel all like cozied up. And then after I have my warm drink, I'm sweating my tits off because it's still fucking 70 degrees in Los Angeles. And then I go for the iced coffee. I get in like a dirty iced chai oat latte. A lot of you guys ask like, do I ever bring Bruce or Henry to the interviews? Bruce is not allowed to come to interviews ever yet.

We're working on that. He still needs a little bit of training. Henry, I don't really bring Henry often unless I know that the person is a dog person. And sometimes if we're talking about like serious topics, I literally find Henry as like an emotional support dog is very helpful to have. So it depends.

Like I remember the Madison Beer episode. I know she loves dogs. And I was like, Henry's going to be the perfect guy to hold and cry and just to have there for all the good feels. Interview day, I feel like excited and nervous still to this day. Like I always get a little bit of a tinge of like, I want this to go well, but I've also kind of like gotten used to that feeling it's almost like how I used to feel before I went onto the soccer field for a game like it's like that adrenaline of like oh my god like pre-game prepping but then it's like you did all the work that you could at some point you got to just like let it go and see how the game goes and that's how I feel about my interviews, let's go so I

don't have my nails done and My little trick is Putting on stick-ons. It just allows me to Look good and the minute the interview is off. They all just rip off. I think my pinky looks like a little big I think I put looks like a little big. I think they put the wrong one on. Wait, this is bigger. That's wrong.

How good is that glue? Ew. Just girly things. He has a new album coming out. It isn't out yet, so they sent us this album so we can listen to it. And it's a vibe. And he has two songs that Cardi's on,

so naturally I'm like I think this is what I'm wearing. Vintage Prada boots. I think these are just Levi's. They're really fucking baggy, but Whatever. Just a little black tank top and a piece of pizza You guys i'm going to do my makeup and then we wait, okay you guys insider tea so I don't wear like Um eye makeup other than like light light mascara. I just think like I I don't think I look good with it Okay than like light light mascara i just think like i i don't think i look good with it okay but for some reason the lighting in the studio it kind of makes everything that i put on my face like

look like i have nothing on my face so i have to like over put makeup on to even look like i'm wearing makeup so i have this thing where all of you think in every episode I'm high as fuck because my eyes look like they're basically fucking closed I'm not high I love weed but I'm never getting high before interviews unless I'm like smoking with the person okay so just so you know I'm never like blazing up before the fucking interview that would be interesting so the other week i decided let's put a little fucking upper eyeliner and like eyeshadow that's like scary dark in my opinion i upload the episode everyone's like alex you look so great like what is different about yourself and i'm like what the fuck so on camera it looks good but in person i look insane so i guess moving forward i'm just gonna have to start putting eye

makeup on so here we go to get feedback from people being like this is the best you've ever looked i'm like oh okay you always hope it will be like you look just so amazing and you pull your pamela anderson moment in fashion week like, I'm not even wearing makeup. I just put so much makeup on. Everyone's like, you finally look really good in an interview. I'm like, so today we're gonna do a little fucking whoop-de-doo for Offset so he doesn't stare and think.

Did this bitch get high without me? No, or hit him. Okay you guys, the first time that I slept at Matt's house. I think he thought I was a good cocaine addict He came into the bathroom and was like Hey What is all like the white stuff on the counter? Oh my boy. I was just like railing lines. No I baby powder is my secret tip. I never thought I was gonna like Listen you never want wanna touch my head. Ever.

Even when my hair's clean, my hair is so straight, so it gets flat, I use this to zhuzh it up. I use a bottle of, no I'm just kidding. Can you imagine? Yeah, but it does wonders, because I have the blonde hair, it also simultaneously makes it blonder Wow

I've been done highlights in like six months. I'll say your face looks beat to the gods In a good way. Fire! Aaron! okay now i'm about to look at a camera and record my intro this season i've been wanting to just give like a little preview of who the guest is whether you guys know them or you don't know them i think it's kind of nice to be like hi daddy gang offsets coming on and give a tiny background and then get into the interview I think some people have been really annoying me and they're fucking assholes on the internet being like who is this who is this who is this so there's this one thing that's so incredible and it is called Google and throughout your life whenever you have a question usually you go and google instead of writing in the comments when i have really famous people on i'm a sellout when i have people on that i'm like breaking with like you guys and like oh

look who this dope person is it's like who the is this like no one even knows who's on the show anymore you can never win um offset is late and they said he has a five hard out by 5 30 we're gonna have an hour flat what the fuck i should cut i think keeping the outfit stuff yeah maybe we get rid of like the game and go to the questions from the daddy gang are funnier that's funnier basically what's happening right now is like totally understandable he's late it just sucks because he has to go somewhere at 5 30 on the dot and it's 4 20 so i'm gonna have like an hour with him so i'm kind of trying to go through my interview right now and delete stuff that like i don't think is as interesting as other stuff hello

we're gonna have so much fun. You need to change. Yes. Okay, let me show you. Give me five. Okay. Okay, let's go. The fit.

Yeah, I had to get right. Oh, I like those pants. Brick on, I just bought them right now. Oh. Literally, right now. Right now, like on your right here? Yeah, on my right here. I had to make sure I had it right.

A nice fit for you when I pull it up. Okay, so I respect that. You were late because you were getting nice pants. Nice pants. Offset, I appreciate that. Do you actually watch it conscious? Yeah. Okay, you go one, oh, you go here, here, here.

We just sent you. No, no, we're not, you're looking here. You're going to look. We're going to do it one at a time. We're going to go like this. One, two, clap, here, here. And then do it like this. Yeah, do it like this.

Perfect. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. Okay. Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. That's boom, boom, boom. Yeah, that's perfect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. Oh! Wow! You got it, you got it. Okay, get the beat now. Okay, ready? Oh! Now you got swag!

Thank you. Thank you guys so much. That was really fucking great. Thank you guys for coming. I appreciate it. I know you got a swag! Thank you. Thank you guys so much. That was really fucking great. Thank you guys for coming. I appreciate it. I know you got a lot of shit to do. I'm trying to get to this honey meal. Yeah, you should have a podcast. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This is, uh, art. If you want, you can take something. Do you want something? Yeah, what do you want? No one's ever actually asked. No, I can't guarantee, like... I think it's time.

Charlie, please call me. Offset was worth the fucking wait. He was so sweet, he was so apologetic that he was late, and he was fucking fun. Like like i feel like sometimes with men you never know if they're going to be down understandably to like talk about sex in a way that's just like free and fun because obviously people are always going to be like giving men shit hilarious so fucking fun also just like a great guy you can tell like i don't know i had a great fucking time.

And I was so fucking stressed the whole time. Because I'm like, fuck, we're having such a good time. And I kept looking at the fucking clock. Like I'm asking questions, looking at the clock. But that was another interview I felt like. And he said it himself. Like it didn't even feel like an interview. We were just like having a fun conversation. We started as acquaintances and we left as friends.

He's dope. Good vibes off set. Thank you