Cameron Hanes - Keep Hammering Collective - KHC 186 - Sh*t Talkers Weekly 25

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

Join us for a new Sh*t Talkers Weekly podcast episode Cam and James discuss your Spotify comments from STW25, the next big giveaway announcement, Cam’s marathon training progress, and more!  Follow along: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cameronrhanes Twitter: https://twitter.com/cameronhanes Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/camhanes/ Website: https://www.cameronhanes.com Timestamps: 00:00:00 – Weed Gummies, Jillian Michaels, Cornhole Quadruple Amputee Murder 00:08:55 – Shelby Houlihan 75 second 400m 00:12:36 – Monster 300 Ultra Race 00:19:51 – Nature Is Nonpartisan YouTube Video & Conserving Our Natural Lands 00:22:47 – Tiger Woods Arrest 00:25:26 – Seth Galloway, Looksmaxxing, & the Effect of Antibiotics on Performance 00:32:02 – Cam’s Marathon Training Blocks 00:41:11 – IRONMAN Penalties 00:47:13 – Crunch Fitness and Memberships You Can’t Cancel 00:49:47 – The Next BIG Keep Hammering Collective Giveaway 00:54:49 – Sh*t Talkers 24 Spotify Comments 01:03:45 – Truett’s Running Progress 01:07:23 – Final Thoughts Thank you to our sponsors: Ketone IQ: https://www.ketone.com/Cam use code CAM for 30% off your first subscription Sig Sauer: https://www.sigsauer.com/ use code CAM10 for 10% off optics LMNT: Visit https://drinklmnt.com/cam for a free sample pack with any purchase MTN OPS Supplements: https://mtnops.com/ Use code KEEPHAMMERING for 20% off Hoyt: http://bit.ly/3Zdamyv use code CAM for 10% off Black Rifle Coffee: https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/ Use code KEEPHAMMERING for 10% your

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This is the quarter century edition. Ooh. Nice. 25. STW. 25. Yeah. Not STD-25. STI's.

They call them STIs now. Oh, they do? Yeah. Yeah, it's not that. But I got something for you. Oh, shit. What do we got? Is this your own card?

What? Turn it around. There's a picture on the back. Holy shit. Did you do it? You did a sub-6? Like 30 minutes ago. Did you?

45 minutes ago. What'd you get? 5-51. Whoa. I know. How? How? How?

I don't know. I rounded the final turn. Well, you guys are going to get on my ass because it was on the street. But I rounded the final turn and looked. You know that. Because of the GPS. Yeah, well. The way my bank account works. That's a good point. That is impressive, though. And it's official. It's like a passport. There's my. It's got a portrait or a head shot. Yeah. Yeah. But I rounded the final turn and I looked down and I was like, oh, it's going to be close to six. be happy with 610. I looked down to my watch at five minutes. And I'm like, I got to give it everything I got. Yeah. So I just hauled ass, didn't look down at my watch until it beeped. Oh. I looked down at it was 551. Okay. Well, you know, you can't post that because there's a whole

people are putting in their, what, their Strava stuff instead of the race stuff, right? Yeah, right. So I have to go do it on the track. Yeah. But I didn't go out at a 340 pace this time. That probably helps. At six. But this gets me into my other topic, which is PEDs. Yeah. And I think I, well, I didn't unlock anything because I'm not going to do it because it ruins my sleep. But I was talking to a family friend the other night and they were like, we were talking about sleep. And I get terrible sleep.

They're like, you should take a weed gummy. So I took a weed gummy tiny one, didn't feel anything. So the next day I was like, okay, I'll take the same amount. But while I'm awake and see if I feel it, so I took it. And then I was like, well, I have to go do 10 miles. Yeah. This is the best I've ever felt. Really?

Like eight minute miles with 138 heartbeat, which for me is unheard of. So I don't know if that just brought my anxiety down enough to where, I don't know, but I felt so good. So after that, I was like, I have to go for the mile. Yeah. But I didn't take a gummy. So who knows what's possible with a gummy. Well, you know, Theo has anxiety because he's a little psycho rescue dog. And we give him gummies for, and that chills him out.

That's like me. So that's you. Yeah. Yeah. So you're like Theo because you also don't have any nuts. So don't dope test me. Yeah. Well, that's good.

I mean, you know, a lot of people do use gummies in ultras. Really? Yeah. That makes sense. Not the sleep ones because I've taken them to sleep to help sleep. Yeah, ruin my sleep. Oh, it did? Yeah.

Well, there's some that, I don't know what they have, but like, that are for specifically for sleep. Yeah, went in there and the guy's like, oh, we've got candy crush gorilla rape right here. Yeah, that's what I usually get. The gorilla anal rape, those things are so good.

And then after that, you can also buy your gummy. Yeah, just to relax. Instead of a cigarette. But it was, I did get lot. Well, okay, so that's the thing is it did make me stoned. Oh. And I forgot I was like running.

I was just, I was in flow state. You didn't run into the river or anything, did you? But I ran across a bridge twice and ended up going back away. So I ran further than 10 miles. Yeah. Well, you got to get a doll then. It's okay. Yeah, it's like a first time, you know, pinning, pinning, uh, I've never pinned any.

Fetanol. I thought you were going to say, yeah, I didn't know where you're going with that. But I was going to say, it's like taking too many gels. You got to get that doubt. You don't want to shit your pants. So it's sort of like that. Well, if I did shit my pants, I wouldn't have known. So that's good.

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You know what my mom bought me? Low-fat ding-dongs. Oh. And she's like notorious for being a hard ass. Yeah. These people collectively had to have 10 IQ. Oh, God. I mean, I bet that was fun.

It was so frustrating just to watch. I can't believe she stayed calm, but they were like, that was MAGA. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, being fat doesn't mean you're unhealthy. There are no diseases linked to being fat. Is this part of your same like exercise?

Is this where you learned your exercise stats? I saw a study the other day. Yeah, it sounds like these people just make shit up. and yeah turns out heart attacks aren't bad for you I don't know if you knew that well they say that skinny people can also get heart attacks

so it's not because you're fat oh okay gotcha yeah I'm thinking what are the statistics on that yeah what are the odds let's just can we just go with odds yeah I don't think they're good

and now well it's all right so that was a good show I bet yeah it was yeah you know the other thing I saw And I got, you sent me this and three other people sent it to me, which was the cornhole quadruple amputee shooting. Yeah, that was a freaking rough one, dude. That's some serious competition. Now to a bizarre story out of Charles County.

Police now investigating after a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs is accused of firing a deadly shot all while driving. Was no arms, no legs? Is that what it was? And shot somebody? Yeah, shot somebody. Tough, dude. How? Um, I guess his nub was small enough to get in between the...

I don't know. I guess somebody sent it to me. I never even really read it. I just sent it to you. Did you ever do any research on it? Yeah, I watched there was a video of him shooting a gun. How? Nub.

It was like both nub. kind of stuck together around the gun and I don't know I don't know if he had like a mechanism on there but my my thing is like how do you let him chase you down like did you try running before yeah can you yeah I don't know there's a lot of questions I guess maybe they had their custom cornhole bags that he was you know by and they needed to get him and like they went back to try to get their custom cornhole bags that had their grandma portrait on on them and passed away like two years ago this past March. And so they needed those.

And then when they went back to get them because of the grandma connection, got shot. Wait, is that real? No. You added March. I know, but I just thought that maybe that did happen. Oh, well, I would think, like, if he showed up to your house. Is this still March? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, so, yeah, just this month is when that happened. I would think you'd know it's him when he shows up to your door because the the doorknob would kind of just jiggle with his mouth on it I tried to

open the door doork Door knob Open the north Is he got arrested I hope? Yeah, yeah, he's arrested I'm pretty sure he did it

Let's get some his kind of scum off the streets Yeah T.J. Hooker style. Yeah. I did want to talk about, there was one other thing, which was, no, no, we covered it. It was about my stupid mile time. Okay. Well, we'll get into the meat and potatoes. You, you dominated your 400th other day. Yeah, that's what it was. Oh, there it is. Well, this, yeah, that's why it's surprising because I tried to do this two weeks ago and DNFed my mile.

Yeah. I started off hot. Actually, I started off not that much hotter than I did today. Again, it was on a path. And I started off at 545s, got like halfway through, and there was this little tiny uphill. And I was already dying. And I got to that top of the uphill, and I was like, I quit.

Yeah. I didn't finish. Well, I think most elites would have probably done the same thing. Speaking of elite, Dude, I watched Friend of the show, Shelby Hulahan, who we got the matching. Tats? Yeah, she was going for the American record in the 10,000. Did you see it?

Yeah, and she got, what would overall record was like 10th? Yeah, overall she got 10th best time, but she got 30, 50, I think. But do you know what it takes to run? So you will know this. This will make more sense after you've been doing your. 400s so you'd have to run 20 25 of them it's 25 laps and if and she what 30 what was it 30 30 and 30 50 so it's 6.2 miles so I'll just help you at the math she was knocking out 75 second 400s by 25 of them that is so f*** up 75 so you know when you run a 70 second 400

that fucking hurts oh yeah that's all i got 67 seconds i okay if you haven't go run if you haven't run on the track it's free go down to your local middle school go try and run a 75 second 400 and come back to us and then do one with that with no break right after that so do two back to back let me know how that second one goes it hurts and if you feel crazy just go ahead and do four because that's a five-minute mile. Dude. So she had to run, you know, six, five minute miles. Yeah.

That's insane. I know. So that's what it takes. She was started off at 113s, which 115 is, of course, 75. And she had a pacer. So they only had a pacer for like the first, I think like 3,000. Yeah, like not even half. And she was on 113s.

And then the pacer stepped off. And then I think she was at about like 7.000. and held that pretty much the whole time. She's a beast. God, dude. And she's cool. That is, I mean, that is just running. Yeah, that's, when you think about shit like that, it's like.

Yeah. Well, when you've done a 400, you know what it feels like to try to, you know, me and Truitt ran just did 70s. And we didn't, we didn't 75 and it didn't feel bad, but it's not jogging. No. Well, I mean, I just ran an all-out mile. and was 50 seconds slower than... Yes, yeah.

So your best mile, she was beating that by 50 seconds. Every mile. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. A whole different level, huh? Yeah, it is. Speaking of other elites, we just had an ultra finish up. Well, it's still going on, but the top finishers finished.

I know. Monster 300. Yeah, I know. I was texting McKnight. And, yeah, I was just telling him, I said, man, those haters, because he, he, you know, people just love talking shit. And he has some big goals this year winning the Triple Crown. This is, in addition to the Triple Crown.

So the Triple Crown is Moab, Tahoe, Bigfoot. And then he's doing Kocodona, which is over 250, and then Monster's 300. He's doing all of them. First one out of the gate was Monster. Yeah. Tough conditions. And set the course record. Yeah, he's a badass.

So, you know, I said, yeah, those haters are going to have a tough time coming with anything to say about this. Yeah, we met him in, well, I met him in Kokadona last year. So don't know him that well, but he's seen, I like him. Yeah, he's cool. The more I've seen of him, this race. And he's a stud, dude. Yeah. He's just sent me a video of popping a blister on his foot.

Nasty. I am always glued to the live tracker. Yeah, I love that. I know. Like when I go to bed and when I wake up, I'm like, okay, what happened? I know. Yeah, Mike had a great race. There's a woman in there who I don't even know what her name is, but just did amazing.

It's Celine Malone. Oh, and has like no followers, just a beast. It's her, I think it was only her second or third race over 200. Crazy. Stud. There's some tough people out there. Yeah, I thought Ashley Tisdale is going to chase her down because she was kind of closing the gap. Oh, was she?

Yeah, but not enough. But, yeah, the beginning. of that race. Yeah. Pretty interesting. You see the wind? Yeah. A wind in the heat.

Yeah. You see the Asian Goggins? Yeah, David Park. He was, yeah. I mean, I like, he's so honest and just real. And his glasses blew off. And then their eyes are getting just so dried out from sand and from the wind. And it was a hundred.

Dude. Wait till Cocoa. If it's 100, they're right. right now. Dude, in five or six weeks, whenever Cocoa Dun is, it might be 200. It's going to turn to Mars. I mean, it's going to be nuts.

It's so hot this year already. Yeah, anybody who just finishes that race this year? I know. Tough. Yeah, they, uh, where's Andy at? Uh, 240. Yeah, so he's going to get it done. Yeah, still got a long ways to go.

Yeah. Yeah. Taylor still isn't back from his monster 300 last year. Yeah, I think it's, you know, and obviously that first day dropped a lot of the, you know. Yeah. What do you call that? The, not crowd. A lot of the.

Fan favorites. Well, fan favorites, but what do you call like the whole group of runners that everyone that starts? Collective? The field? The field. Okay. Yeah, dropped a lot of the field. Yeah.

But, you know, a lot of people in there were like, I'm going to try on podium. Yeah. It's tough. You know, I probably, we can take this part out, Macy, but he's got to know he's going to end up on shit talkers. And it's all love. Who, Eli? Yeah. Friend of the show.

He is a friend of the show. So, yeah, I think that just goes to show you how hard these things are. Exactly. Because Eli Stud obviously lays it all out there, very like says what he thinks. He's very like outspoken. So his goal is going in. He had Killian. Korth was coaching him.

He was big mile weeks, big climbs in the weight room. you know, full-time, like, influencer now, laying it all out there, going to win Arizona Monster 300, going for the win, okay? Doing all the work. Got the body of evidence to prove he's capable of finishing the distance. Yeah. Putting in the work to show he's capable of training to the level it takes to finish and to, you know, potentially win.

And had to DNF at 40 some? 46, yeah. 46 miles. So, and this isn't a slight on any runner, Eli, or anybody else. This shit is hard. Yeah. I mean, hard. I mean, this is somebody who's done it and done many of them.

And like I said, went all in on this to a level he never has. Not enough. Yeah. Yeah, I saw, you know, obviously the videos that Andy posted and he posted and it's like he was out of water and. Puking and. Yeah. I mean, it's, these are not good. on your body. No. These are not good. They are not good for you. And we've talked about this before.

We talked about this when Coder runs was talking about off the couch to Cocoaona. And I'm like, I just said, shit's not a game. No. It's so so hard on your body. Yeah. And you know, to Eli's credit, it's like you could take what all the haters are saying or whatever and people saying I told you so. And all right, I'll never run another one. But the only thing you can really do is just show up to the next one and try and prove them wrong. So get back to work. He's got Coca-Donna coming. Yeah, I know.

He's already back. So, yeah. So, yeah, it's a brutal game. I mean, it's, you know, you put yourself out there. You're going to get love and hate. You're going to get it all. You're going to get a lot of people criticize you. And that's just what people that hide behind the Internet do.

Yeah. And you can't let it impact you. Of course, that all that shit does impact almost anybody you can't ignore it you don't like you know setting big goals and failing then having to read about it you know it's like yeah guys i i fucking remember that was me remember that was just me just a couple days ago you think i forget yeah so i it's hard right now in the day and age of social media where everyone just wants to tear you down it sucks but you know, we can't bitch about that part and then also relish in the glory when it goes well

and people are quick to give you, you know, props. So it's, it just, you know, it is just the way it is, but. Yeah. I mean, what did you say? If you live for the applause, you'll die by the criticism. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, you can't live or die by any of it.

But when you have big goals, it hurts to not get it. them and then it sucks when people want to remind you that you didn't get them. Yeah, that's for sure. Well, speaking of... Nothing about love for Elon. Yeah. Speaking of haters, nature is nonpartisan, posted a clip, and there is one specific hater. Yeah.

Comment on there. Oh, Sean? Yeah. Yeah, I know. He doesn't, he's not in on the cross dressing or the, I always forget the, it's called. Is it what it is? Drag. Drag.

Yeah, I mean, whatever, whatever. Just, you know, but also like for Patagonia is her, his name, whoever's name. And they do that for a reaction. You're not, you're not trying to blend in. No. When you dress up, when you're a huge tall guy with big, you know, stilettos or platforms over the fucking. boots that he's got. And with all the makeup and you look like a, I don't even know what, obviously you're, you want attention. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Good job. You got your attention.

So you can't, I can't, I can't get on there and say people can't comment. No. It's like, that was the whole point to why you dress up like this. Yeah. I mean, you want people to have a feeling about it one way or another. So whatever. He definitely seems to have a feeling about it. Yeah, he does. And it's a, I think just in general, I think the discussion in the show, it comes out tomorrow. I don't know if that one does because Patagonia was talking with Brett Cooper. So I, I don't even know when that one's coming out. I know mine's coming out tomorrow. And I thought it was fun. I mean, I thought it was fun. I think that we need to do different shit as, hunters and outdoors people and people who love nature because the way it's going now doesn't

seem great it seems like you know this this administration wants to rape and pillage all all our natural resource and extract everything they can from it gorilla grape rape yeah exactly so we need we need something and if this moves the needle gets awareness does something positive then great Starts conversation. Yeah, I mean, in conversation, it's like, since when, just because somebody's different, yeah, I know Patagonia looks crazy sitting there. But can we talk? We've got to be able to talk to people who look different than us, who think different than us, who have a different background or different whatever. It's like, who gives them what they're wearing or look like or what they do or what they sexual orientation or any of that shit?

Can you talk to them as a human? Right. That's it. That's all we did. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm interested to watch it, though. Yeah.

Should be good. No, it should be good. In other news, did you see Tiger Woods? Yeah. Hit a little rough patch. Have you seen Lamello Balls driving issues? No. Well, I guess like coming out of every game, he almost gets in a wreck or whatever.

Oh, yeah. So I just, who would you rather have drive you? Oh, right. Lamello Ball or Tiger. what tiger you know you're going to party with tiger i mean lamello is still like in his middle of his career yeah he's like 12 years old yeah tiger you know he's not having any success on the on the course whatever the is so he's got to distract himself with probably like a lot of pussy and painkillers yeah so it's like we need that shirt yeah the two peas uh huh

You know, you get the two peas, you can get through a lot of rough patches. Yeah, just, I just don't know why he doesn't have a driver. I mean, you're a billionaire. He's got to love that shit. He likes living on the edge, I guess. It's like old people who fall down the stairs for attention. Yeah. Help me, I can't get up.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's a good one. But he's, you know, because I think they were talking about him coming back and playing to the master. I don't know if that's going to happen now. He pled not guilty, so. Come on, T. Woods. Come on, now, kid.

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Yeah, that's, I mean, I've been wondering this. So anyway. This is what keeps me up. at night. Oh boy. What else you got? I got something that we've talked about a little bit, but another guy, Seth Galloway, I think his name is, is like his whole deal is to influence young men to, you know, classic. But in a way that's like, I don't know, why do people follow this guy? I forgot. I was supposed to ask you, are you men maxing right now? Uh, uh, looks maxing.

No. Min-maxing is you. Min-maxing. Looks. Looks maxing is like your like top, like everything's perfect. Oh, so I'm min-min. Min-maxing. Yeah, so you got to get the lingo.

You're min-maxing. I'm mid-maxing. You need to look maxing. I'm trying to look as bad as possible. I know. That's a min-maxing. It's not what we want to do. I'm taking peptides to shrink.

No, no, no, no, no. The antibiotics. anti-a-a-a-o-performance. I told Truit that. I said, I go, this is because since I had my two, my fucking thing I had is on a thing of moxacosilin. And I was like running in that race

that me and Truit did. You know how when your legs kind of give out? Yeah. Like, and you're just like, what the, like sometimes maybe if you stepped, I don't know. It's not when I stepped weird. I don't know.

But a little bump in the road that, you know, you step on so your legs a little more bent than the other one. Maybe, yeah. But like a few times. my legs kind of gave out is just no pop that day and no pop all week and I couldn't run because they said this about this blood caught so I just was walking everywhere never got my heart rate up couldn't run then my legs were giving out I'm like what the so I was true as it just does uh antibiotics like with your endurance he's like no I don't think so so I went to chat GPT and sure

shit yeah so that in my race anyway that's why I'm so slow all the time Yeah, so then I told you that it was your performance, and you said that was one of your supplements. Yes, to take it every day. To make your performance. Twice a day. That's why you suck. Did you look if it, how you compared to last year when you ran? How it's faster this year.

Good. Yeah. So what did you run last year? I don't know, but it was 548s in this year. I think it was 541. One. Okay. Yeah, so seven seconds per mile, so 35 seconds.

that's pretty good on the box of selling yeah take it i was thinking like if i was a conspiracy theorist which which you're not i'm not yeah that's what i was gonna say um also i'm supposed to go to the nassal launch tomorrow what yeah where florida or that they're going to the moon that'd be kind of sick i know would invited me but anyway um oh yeah so i said again here's i went through my conspiracy theory of all my races lately. LA half sucked. Hot a million people. Can't count that.

120. Not terrible. Should have been way faster. The 10-mileer actually had a little cold. I'm not going to think about it. Whatever. It's still won.

The 10K at the down here, Alden Baker, going the wrong way. You telling me to stop. All this other shit. Half of it was on a trail. That can't really count

for a PR time. And then this last last one for Moxacillin. So I might be Olympic caliber. All that considered. Yeah. All things taken into account. Yes. You have to consider all those things and know that I'm probably capable of a sub two hour marathon. I mean, without all that. Are we putting the audience on sub two hour watch for Eugene? Hey, smash that like button if you think And subscribe and leave a comment down below on my, my predicted pace for Eugene Marathon. And if you get it right, we'll send you a box of flaming shit. And it better not start with the two, because this is 159 something. Come on.

I do think you'll, I mean, everything is pointing. Maybe we shouldn't even put that out there. I know. So here's what I'm missing so far on my, my marathon. build. Oh, training block? Yes. You got to see you got to say shit like that you guys say training block marathon build buzzword yeah so here's what I'm missing I haven't been doing the 20 mile run because I've done up to 10 I've done the half obviously so that's 13 but I need that 20 miler where the end the last few miles are like six minute mile pace to get another buzzword another buzzword for

you the stimulus oh yeah so my body gets that stimulus of pushing stimuli what right that too when it's fatigued at a fast pace right so today i had trace draw me off a blend when did fensers which is really good for your pace but came down off that ran all the way home and uh i accidentally hit stop and save instead of resume at mile 10. So I have two different things. But one of them was, well, the last three, oh,

you know, some, some of the haters might be wondering why you're pressing stop on your watch at all, you know? Why did I, let me think where that was? I think it was. I did that on my 10-mile run. No, I think I was, God, what are the fucking when I did that?

Oh, I went into Safeway. And I was, Albertson's 30th and take a piss. And that's right at, that was like at nine. So it's right under 10. But I took a piss in Albertson's there. Took a little while. You have to get a code. You have to go to customer service.

I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm not having all that added on my time. Anyway, when I came out of there, I hit this button. I tried to hit this one. I hit this one. Yep. which what does that do goes down goes down down one to save yeah and then i hit that instead of resume it was say then it was saving i'm like anyway so my first yeah this is all so i don't wear a

watch let's see here so my stats for the laps so we started off at a 1031 from blanton uh 1040 still heading sensors, a 2431. That's good. That's up the mountain. So that's up to the top. Now we're coming down. 744, still on the trail though. 727. Okay, now we're kind of off the trail on the pavement. 611, 555, 637, 643, 631. My question is why you didn't do a video. Come run with me. Mile 1? my little outfit yeah yeah and your tits bouncing those girls those girls love to do that shit put on my lip cloths it works yeah put on my uh uh yeah no no don't do it then okay so then i got here so no this is the end of it okay because it was like it was like 14 but so here's my last four okay again remember i said we have to push to get the stimuli

stimulus stimuli be Stimilebe in your Marathon Bilibi Bibi 627 624 604 616 Nice So anyway I felt better on that

than I did any of these last races That's that was a good sign That's yeah I mean that's pretty good after that Especially with the uphill So now we got to decide Are we doing shotgun Since I'm like in pretty damn good shape for my old ass right now.

Am I going to try to get a 50K win, which who knows if I would, but maybe? Or, and get hurt probably, because I did last year. Or there's a Eugene Marathon Preview run, a 20-mileer where I could get the stimulus that I need. The preview could be kind of cool. Yeah, and so it's on the course and they have water stations and shit so you can get calories and hydration while you're getting your last, I think for most people, this is like their last long run before the race. When's that?

Saturday. Same day. Same day as shotgun. So I can't do both. So I got to decide whether the only thing. So shotgun is all the things I love. climbing, mud, trees, dirt, probably blood, maybe when. Piss, shit.

Shit, piss, everything. Wipe your wiener. We're not wipe your butt. All the cool shit. The preview run through town, none of the cool shit. But. Stimilebe. Stimuleby I need for my.

Weeby. Just real quick, if you do wipe your wiener, make sure, and wipe your ass at the same time, make sure you wipe front to back because you don't want to pull shit onto your wiener. No, and what might work best also, pro tip here, is if you do wipe your wiener and it does get the toilet paper a little bit wet, that'll help with the ass crate of. Except, I don't know, just, do you want to, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, it's cool to like if there's poop stains on the toilet to pee on them but does that same hold true for your ass like so if you had if you if you if you had like say if you had a skid mark because your

ass wasn't clean if somebody pissed on your ass to clean it like you do the no is that the same stimulus out of everything we've talked about on this podcast is that the same would you get the stimulus from that as peeing on the poop poop splatters in the toilet like my question is which role do you think is better if the poop or the no i got you yeah bend over no spread that oh yeah there i can get that i'll help you out thanks bro thanks bro so hit that comment button smash the like button and if girls do you got do girls do they don't poop they don't poop they don't Yeah, and also the peeing on the poop would be, God,

just be spraying shit everywhere, wouldn't it? It'd be a real mess. We don't want to create a mess. You'd be in a real horn swoggle there, boy. A real, you'd upset the turn-up patch for sure. Goodness gracious. Oh,

yeah, so anyway, just... Right, back to the... Comment in the comment in the comments. section. What role you think would be better? On your stimulus. The pisser or or the dirty ass? Okay, I think we've covered, I mean, that's some good, I feel like a lot of people have been wondering, probably a lot of the same, had those same questions. Yeah, I think so. I guess that's the best way to say. Yeah. I mean, I know those things are, you know, think, well, if you're, if you're a philosopher, yeah, all right. Kind of mankind's questions we all

think about so yeah and it's not i mean a regular just a regular if you're not an intellectual that's not even going to make sense to you well just like sycifis pushes a rock up a never-ending hill syphilis pisses on butt poop and it's never ending you know it's a pursuit actually very well said i mean that is it's actually beautiful i'm i think i'm going to get it tattooed you should syphilis is on your ass. And the poop is, you know, you always get more poop streaks, so it's a never-ending job for the love of the game. Man, that actually makes me a little emotional.

I'm going to get a lot of hate on this episode for laughing too much. You get hate no matter what. Yeah, I just have a lot of haters. How come I get hate, too, don't I? No. No, you're like the most liked bow hunter. Okay. We know that's not true.

Well, with all this gay talk, it brings me to our next topic, which is Iron Man's. I've been shooting Hoyt for over 20 years now, and they're a lifetime partner of mine. That's not something I take lightly. I stay with partners that prove themselves, and Hoyt continues to do that year after year. They shattered the industry standards and built the AX90, the first 90-pound bow to exist and be offered to consumers. Why? Because they have pioneered more advancements in archery than any other company of their time. That's why I work with them, because they are the best. For me, I want the most energy I can shoot in a bow.

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or online at Black Rifle Coffee.com. And use code, keep hammering for 10,000. percent off your purchase. Fuel the rebellion and keep hammering. I saw a video. I was Matt Choi. Whatever you think of him. Doesn't matter. That's not what this is about. But he did an Iron Man and he got disqualified. Hold up. Half Iron Man. Thank you. Yeah. Half Iron Man. Let's not be thrown Iron Man. Because if people who do Iron Man's, dude, they're pissed right. You would lose, they'd lose their shit. If you start saying some dead. a half and called it an Iron Man?

What the fuck? You know what? I am my deepest condolences to the Iron Man community. I tripped over my words and I really didn't mean it. So if you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, I'd appreciate that. Anyway, so he did a half Iron Man and he got penalized for drafting too close behind a biker. And then missed... That's fake news.

Is it? I saw he just did a post. Yeah, that's what I saw. But he said he wasn't behind a biker. He said that was fake news. Oh, like he didn't, he shouldn't have gotten penalized? No, no, no. Oh.

He would, oh, oh, wait, no, no. Okay, the fake news part was they were saying that the biker's part of his team. Like he was drafting like off a camera guy. Oh, I see. But it was actually someone else. But it's actually a racer. Yeah. So the rumor was that he had, because he got banned for life at New York Marathon for filming

and having people on bikes and his brother and shit like that. So I think people are saying that that was this too, but it wasn't. It was just I think it was, I mean, I don't know, I guess there's a bunch of rules and shit for drafting. Yeah, that's kind of where I'm getting at, because he then missed the penalty area where you're supposed to serve your penalty, does everything, crosses the finish line, DQed, doesn't count. That's kind of gay. Well, he didn't do the penalty thing. I know, but it's like, yeah. So, okay. So, okay. So, Okay, so that might be kind of gay, but also I did watch a championship one recently because I've been like the Lionel Sanders shit, been bowls deep on his training.

And this girl in this championship is like on Daytona or somewhere else, but she's in the penalty box during the race, did something. I can't remember what it was, maybe it was drafting, but I had two minutes, had to sit there even for the championship. So I think what the Ironman community is upset with is that he said he didn't know the rules and didn't go to the pre-race mandatory meeting. Oh, which I'm sure they would have covered all that shit. Yeah.

So of course he didn't know. Yeah, which I guess, I don't know. I would probably be reluctant to go to a meeting like that too. Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to go to the Leadville pre-race meeting, but I did. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. If it's mandatory. Yeah, it's mandatory. You know it's a part of Iron Man and Half Iron Man.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't, I don't, I'm not whatever. I don't, he seems fine. He puts out some good content. I don't even know him. Yeah. But I just know people love piling on. And it sounds like it was like an innocent mistake. And maybe he should have known and people can do whatever. And yeah, he's got this history of this stuff now. But I think on this one, it's just, it feels like an honest mistake. and people just love just. Yeah, but you're also not really offered that courtesy when you do have something else on your record. Just like Tiger Woods. You know, this is an honest mistake. Yeah.

And it's a coincidence. Yeah. And I think that I think he's got in trouble at a few different marathons. I mean, I don't know what his time was. I don't know if it was like elite, but I would think the penalty thing would only be like an elite thing.

Yeah. You know, it would make sense to me that only the elites have to follow those rules. Because I've seen other things from Iron Man where it's like, you know, some dude who's just struggling to finish gets hit with a DQ. Yeah. You know, it's like, okay. Yeah. They go pretty hard. I know that, remember the Iron Cowboy?

Remember he did like 50 Iron Man's, 50s, 50s, then he did 100 consecutive Iron Man's. They wouldn't let him use the word Iron Man. Like, and that was, he was doing Iron Man's. Right. But they say, no, it's trademarked or whatever the f***. You can't use our name talking about your accomplishment. Huh. So he calls himself the Iron Cowboy.

Can't say Iron Man. That's interesting because his name is Kid Koki on Instagram. Kyle, I think his name is? Yeah. You just reposted something to his other day. That was about his wife was having a baby. Yeah. And he said he had to do an eight-mile tempo run or something.

But he has merch that says Iron Dad, and it uses the same text. Oh, really? Maybe they don't know he has it. Yeah, I don't know. But I know they're pretty, they go hard. So maybe they're just hardcore and everything. I guess.

Yeah, but I did see that. It's, I just, you know, I guess, whatever. I mean, I guess there's kind of some growing pains with all the content. And maybe this is part of it. But I hate to see people doing good, positive stuff. And then it turns into a negative. and people pile on. And then, you know, for him dealing,

having to deal with that and make another video addressing it, that's just, I hate that stress part of, this is supposed to be like what we enjoy doing. Yeah. We lay it all out. Then there's all the drama involved. And it kind of makes it more about that

than it does the actual accomplishment of what I'm doing. And I think he'd had a good time as like five, even with his penalty, like 503. I think he's 501. I think he wanted to break five from what I understood. So with two minutes, he got 503, but he got DQed. so it doesn't count either way.

But yeah, I just, I don't know. Yeah. Well, another group of people that go hardcore is Crunch Fitness. What? Yeah, this is ridiculous. Strap in for this one. So my girlfriend,

who doesn't exist, incredible doll, was a member, obviously doesn't live here anymore. So she calls to cancel her membership, ah, you have to come in in person or send a letter. Okay.

So she sends a letter and whatever, they didn't receive it. I don't really know. But anyway, she wrote another letter, gave it to me. I bring it in. And I'm like, hey, so why does she have to bring in a letter? And they're like, well, because if someone were to get pissed at someone else, they could just call and cancel their membership. And I was like, well, isn't that what the account numbers for?

No, we just need a phone number. And I was like, right. So when somebody calls you and they have the phone number, isn't that what would be? well we just have to do our due diligence and i was like oh do diligence so i said oh next time you should ask for a birth certificate and three drops of blood yeah no laughs they basically they want to make it almost impossible to cancel the membership it's ridiculous so people they're just like i don't have time for this they just keep paying their monthly thing that's what it happened i tried to cancel i had a phone for terran i've tried to cancel i can't cancel it it's like it's like

like, I called and I came in and bought this phone. What do you mean I can't cancel it? It's ridiculous. They're just like, oh, well, you need, do you have your, oh, it was your original? I've had this account for like over 20 years. Do you know what your password is? How the fuck would I know what my password? This is from Nextel.

Do you remember Nextel? Barely. Yeah. That's who I got that phone through like 100 years. Anyways. So they just make it where you just can't cancel. They've got your money forever. Well, something else that happened fun in the wild.

I was wearing my little pecker club shirt. Yeah. And I was checking out. And there was a woman, older smoker. And she goes, I really like your shirt. I was like, thank you. Someone's got to tell the truth. Yeah.

And she steers me down and goes, oh, I bet that's a lie. Holy shit. Was it it that's that's pretty cool Anyways I feel here Yeah no yeah props I mean You gotta knock those cobwebs out You're right

Okay now we got some business You ready for this This is about the next giveaway We got the next vehicle chosen for the next giveaway What is it? Well it's not a truck Really It's a motorcycle

It's not a motorcycle No Bicycle well it's got to be in it oh it is a Bentley and dude did you have you seen it yeah

it's fucking sick holy shit dude yeah so I just just today I was just like I gotta get something going I'm retired what else I have to do I was out here laying in the yard shooting my bow so

I thought I'll buy a billing give it away but yeah so I Cheeto helped me with this different dealer, but I was going to get a rolls. Anyway, got this Bentley. And it's not for me. I'm giving it away.

So don't. Actually, my idea was, and I don't know if we'll do it or not, probably not. But I'll bounce us off you. Okay, sounding bored. So what I said is, okay, first of all, I'm getting this Bentley, and I don't know if people remember, I had a King Ranch and it had Cammo flames on it. So keep that in mind. Got it.

When you see this sick black Bentley and it has camo flames, you know that's one-on-one. Anyway, so we've got the Camel Flame Bentley coming and it's 16,000 miles, dude. Nice. Dude. So what I was thinking today is what if we said you could win the Bentley or you can win the Stenali, your choice? Ooh. So I said, let's have them up. both up i'll give away one whoever can choose it's a pretty good idea yeah so i just thought that it'd be

just a different we haven't done that before it'd be kind of fun just to say do you want a badass because that truck is sick so nice but it's not a bintley no but the bintley is not a badass truck well i think this solves a problem because we had a bunch of winers in the comments last time we said we might do a car oh i don't want to win a car well shut up and take your well now you have a choice. Yeah. So anyway, that's sick, dude. I cannot wait to get that car. But I think

with the camo flames and the shooting arrows through the windows, hopefully the windows are down when I do it. And hopefully don't pull one through the door. But we're going to get a lot of cool content. I was going to say, I got some ideas. Yeah. Circulating already. So I think

I'm getting it. Not tomorrow. Well, I got to get them the money tomorrow so like the next day. Nice. I know. Where's it at? Cali. Oh, okay.

Well, they don't have Bentley's in Oregon, dude. Yeah, that's a good point. Maybe in Portland. Yeah, not. So that's going to be sick. I don't know if we'll do the choice or just do the Bentley this time. Either way, it's going to be awesome.

I can't wait to do it. I'm super pumped. Yeah. I just love giving shit. Oh, another thing I mean give away, which nobody even knows this, where we stayed at Bobby's at that new place here in Oregon after Winnihah there's cow tags there so I told him I'd buy three and I'm just going to give them some I got to figure out how to give

them to military people to veterans so it's just it's an elk it's a cow elk hunt and so get some good meat for the freezer and I'll just pay for it so pretty sweet deal yeah he was selling him for like 3,000 I think he's got like 10 cow elk tags is going to sell them for three grand each and I'm like I'll take a few yeah and just get I just want to give them away it help I just let I just like giving shit away it's like I don't anything I don't even care I mean that Bentley would be kind of cool to keep but I don't care yeah yeah it'd be the winner we'll get here and be like are you sure you don't want the truck yeah I know pretty nice truck yeah but it's a it's just fun that this thing is turned into an opportunity just to do fun

stuff. Yeah. I mean, I got some ideas, but you're going to have to ghost ride it. You know, where you like put it and drive and hop out. And then do a little dance like O'Dell Beckham. Somehow shoot your bow through the window while it's moving. Oh, I can do that. Did you see, I can definitely do that. Today, I would, I lay down and shot. That's kind of hard. because that arrow wants to slide off that rest. And if it's, if, yeah, depending on which way it slides, who knows where the fuck's going. Yeah, that's rough.

So anyway, the Bentley will make it just straightforward through the windows, fun stuff. Yeah. Well, my last topic was just a shout out to films we've been enjoying lately, which is from BPN. Yeah. And Max's Tahoe film, I guess, is coming out soon. They just...

Mammoth. Yeah. Oh, did I say Tahoe? Yeah. Oh, yeah, Mammoth. Yeah. Anyways, I'm looking forward to that one. They've been putting out some good stuff. Yeah, he just texted me today, too, about, uh, or he gave me a sincerity.

Yeah, he texted me too. Yeah. Yeah. So I got it. I haven't answered him yet, but I'm going to. Michelini or. Yeah. I don't know how you say it.

I know. That guy seems nice. I've messaged with him too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. Apparently it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah, he's like, like, something about sponsors and shit like that. Yeah, I mean. So I don't know what's going on. Hit that like button if you want him on the pod. Did we look at any Spotify comments? Oh, yeah. Did you have them? I don't have, oh, let me.

There's a, well, the last episode had a shit ton. Did it? Yeah. So, well, real quick. We'll smash that like, but. It had a f*** down, actually, 61. Who? What?

Yeah. Why? Because we said leave comments on Spotify. Oh, God. I didn't even look. That's like a, that's like a, that's like a ton. I don't think. Is that the shit talkers?

Yeah. Oh, okay. What are they? Again, this guy forgot to cup the balls. You guys have me cracking up the whole time. Best podcast out there. Shut up. Yeah.

I can't. The people who do the podcast and then have to beg for these likes and comments, shut up. Shut up. You suck. This person says that the rabbit hole reference is actually from Alice in Wonderland. Okay, who gives a... And here's the thing about that, you guys,

is I think the saying has been around before that was written. Yeah. And so I think Alice in Wonderland took it. So we need to dig deeper than that. And I know it's hard. Textbooks aren't really textbooks. They're not real history. It's just bread and circus.

But try and find them. Let's see. What is it? Giselle Maxwell? Didn't her dad make all the textbooks? Yeah. It's probably some big fly to cover up pedophilia. Talk about being in the rabbit hole.

Yeah. And it's like, When I said, hey, whoever came up with going down a rabblehole, I don't give a... I don't care. I'm just talking. You guys really wasted your time looking that up? Yeah. Okay.

And we're calling it the ant farm now, by the way. Yeah, it's the ant trails. No, this guy, no. This guy, love seeing Cam crushing it. Very inspiring. Gay. Shut up. This guy is talking about Lionel Sanders.

Timothy McComber, he's actually a really good artist. Lionel Sanders is a monster. When I was racing, I went 359 for half Iron Man with a 115 run split. Is that a half marathon? Yeah. My head was getting pretty big after workout, so I would watch Lionel's training videos to keep my ego in check. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, a 115 half after the swim and the bike, flying, dude. Dude. But that Christian Bumfeld just ran a 106 half. These guys are freaks. So yeah, yeah, I would love to have Lionel on. This guy says, I didn't expect the Sundance Kid to whip out Alan Watts quote. So now I'm the Sundance Kid. Yeah, that's actually pretty good. This guy says, you guys suck. Yeah. That's good. There you go. Okay, keep them coming. We do suck. Day two of posting for Gideon and Cam to run Moab Trail Marathon, November 26.

A trail marathon? No. Just run a marathon or an ultra? Yeah, you might as well just run a 50K. Yeah, what are you doing? This guy didn't even know. Spotify, that's gay. Oh.

Remember before Gideon up came into your life and you would talk about archery and bow hunting? Good memories. Yeah. Well, it's March. So what do you want to talk about? Stupid Vegas archery tournament shooting at paper. Here you go. But I will give a shout out to Bodie Turner, 900 with 90 X's.

So just put this in, I don't even know if you f***ing one, but it doesn't matter. But he hit the X three days straight. So they shoot whatever, I guess it's 30 arrows a day. That's 300 if you get 10. So he shot perfect 300s every day and an X size of a dime on every shot. So he shot 90 perfect arrows? Yeah. And you don't know if you won?

No, because a lot of people shot 900. What's the tiebreaker? I don't know. I think if you shoot 900, then it might go to X's. but nobody could have more Xs, but I don't know. Again, I don't know a tournament. So it seems like he would have won, but I think they have a shootoff for the people

that all had 900 maybe. I don't know. Somebody smash that comment button. That's insane. But the point is he's the only Archer ever in history to get 90 Xs. That is crazy. Yeah.

I mean, that's, I don't give a fuck about that shit, but that is amazing. I think what's crazy about that, too, is it's over three days. I know. You could have one day where you're just incredibly locked in. But doing that consistently over three?

Well, and you don't have one bad arrow? Not one. Yeah. I mean, but for him, like a bad arrow would be like low X. That's insane. Yeah. The kid is amazing. But so there, there's your archery.

Yeah. This guy wants to know, what do the shit talkers think about this? I'm doing the bay to breakers run in the motherland or non-binary land of liberalism, San Francisco in a couple of months. I will proudly wear my black rifle shirt, El Camo Strider shorts, Eureka, California hat. Think I will fit in?

That's your question? That's what you want to know what we think? Here's what I think. I like that. I like the uniform and I like the attitude. And yeah, send it. You're going to fit in great down there. He's a lot nicer than it.

Listen, yeah, that's great. Better question. I like the Elk Strider shorts, though. So he's a friend of the program. All right. Someone's saying we're White Earp and Doc Holiday. Yeah. Yeah, we are.

But also, did you see Dan Hurley commented on my post? You know who Dan Hurley is? No. Yukon basketball coach. Oh. So they beat Duke. Yeah. I don't know if you saw that shot the other day.

That was insane. Crazy. But I put up, like, at his post game, he talked about leadership and about coaching about what he needs to give these young men what they need for accountability and things like that. So I reposted that just because I think he's a badass coach. And yeah, he comment. I'll be coming.

I'll be coming. Yeah. And then I go, I'm like, hey, I should follow him. It says follow back. So I was, he was following me. I was even following him. So sorry, Coach, Hurley. Nothing but respect.

Let's get you on the pot. Lift, run, shoot, baby. Nothing but love. This guy says, James, I smash and hit this comment button just like you said. you will never read this comment to Cam. Good. You all don't care. Good. That's why this podcast is great because it's all love. Good. Well, now what? You read it to me? So now, now where are we? Now we're f***. Yeah, this is that you guys really. Good Lord. You know what? And do it again. Smash that comment button on Spotify. No, it's kind of fun. We're just fun. It is kind of fun.

It'd be nice if there's any good ones. I know. That's okay. That's the thing. You guys. guys is when we ask for comments, I don't want, you'll never read this comic again. Yeah, we didn't. Come on. Because I won't, even though I did. Either, here's what you do. Okay. Either talk shit, talk mad shit. Yeah. Or shut the fuck up. That's, okay, that's what we'll do. If you made it this far in, everybody roast me in the comments. Yes. That would be fun. Yes. Your best roast, make fun of me, whatever it is. We don't want to hear any positive, love the best, Best podcast. Fuck you.

I want to hear that shit. Nobody wants to hear that. And just so you guys know, everything goes. So whatever you can come up with, I'll take it on the chin, just like I do, my boyfriend's balls.

I mean, that's good. I think that's it. Yeah. We had a good content week with Truitt. That was fun. Yeah, you kind of talked about that race, but not really in detail. I will say you guys went on a 10-mile run.

And I was biking behind him, and he was just cruising 540 miles. And afterwards, he said, you know, it was hard, but... Yeah, he's in shape, dude. Yeah. Well, at least I can run one, 10 seconds slower than that. Yeah, he's in shape. That Connor Smith is a really good runner. He's won...

I've been to that daffodil 8K, like, the last three years. And Connor has won every time, usually by nobody's with him. He's just super fast, like a 220 marathoner. Well, him and Trude, I guess, were back and forth. And then Connor got Truit right to the end. But yeah, good race. Yeah, that was good race for you and Truitt. Yeah, that kid was on my ass the whole time.

And I was like kind of pissed that, did I, could I have challenged at the end? But I was thinking to myself, I told Trude this. I'm like, you always think you have more when you're done. Oh, that's what I think about that mile right now. Yeah, you're always. But in that moment, I think I'd been holding that off for miles already. So I was already tapped. It wasn't like I was just cruising and then like, okay, now all I got to do is sprint to the finish.

I had been pushing. And now we're going uphill into the wind. I'd been trying to hold them off asking you how far back is he? And it's just like, I just didn't have anything left. And remember, guys, amoxicillin. Oh, fucking amoxicillin. I asked him and he said he hasn't been taking it moxicillin. And I was heavy flow day for me.

I took a moxacinillin when I had chlamydia. Did you? Yeah. Did it help? Yeah. Okay. Yep, cleared it right up. So.

Yeah. Well, were you pissed at your mom? I feel like I really set that one up for you. I mean, you had to know. Yeah. You had to know. I really teed that one up. Sorry Gideon's mom.

You know that was a joke. It's all love. Yeah. We're just I don't think we said it's all love Enough on this one Did we? Maybe

Macy you could take out This snippet of it's all love And just put it right at the beginning Just in case And just a part where I said James's mom is awesome It's all love No you have to include that joke

She doesn't watch Oh she doesn't? I don't think so Okay My dad does That's good Yeah Hi James's dad

I bet you're disappointed. Apparently, he sent a link to my grandma. For this? Oh, my God. I got an earful about that when I went to visit her. Why? Why would anybody do that? Especially your dad.

So that's his mom? Did he say that, hey, you unbelieve what a fuck my son is? Watch this. She's like, all you guys did is just talk about nasty things and complain. And I was like, yeah, welcome to my life, Grandma. What's she doing? She's come on. All right.

Now, hey, we're just fucking around. A love, baby. We're just fucking around. It's all good. We got James has his official sub six card there, ID card. Yeah. Now you can vote, actually. Yeah.

You know, that's a, you need a proof of ID to vote now, apparently. This means a lot to me. I'm going to, I'm going to frame this. Like a two-by-three frame. So it's just. All right. Hey, guys. Smash that subscribe button.

Wamp, wop, wop, wop. Let's see you next time on the shit talkers weekly. 26. This is 25. This is 25. Next will be 26. Yeah. So now I'm going to say next week's 27,

because now you got 26 on my head. Yeah. Good job. Bye.