Cameron Hanes - Keep Hammering Collective - KHC 190 - Sh*t Talkers Weekly 26
Episode Date: April 22, 2026Join us for a new Sh*t Talkers Weekly podcast episode Cam and James discuss your Spotify comments from STW25, Cam’s running plans for Cocodona 2026, the Boston Marathon, politics and more! Follow... along: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cameronrhanes Twitter: https://twitter.com/cameronhanes Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/camhanes/ Website: https://www.cameronhanes.com Timestamps: 00:00:00 – Puffy Nipples & Metal Art for the Studio 00:07:25 – Christian Johnson’s 100 Mile & Amanda Kimiko 00:08:59 – Recent Events: Pauly Shore & Andy Stumpf 00:12:19 – Mike Eagan’s 100 Mile Race in a Wheelchair 00:13:42 – Mark Dowdle: Ultra Endurance Athlete & BPN’s Backyard Ultra 00:20:45 – Montana Knife Company’s Grand Opening Event 00:22:24 – St. Vincent de Paul & Rising Costs in the U.S. 00:24:28 – Backlash on Nike’s Boston Marathon Ad 00:31:15 – Buff Runner: 100 Miles Around a Track in 15 Days 00:34:44 – Emmit Smulders: 2 Marathons a Day for 7 Days 00:37:40 – Desiree Linden’s Boston Race Results 00:38:38 – Trump Sh*t Talking Green Berets 00:41:58 – Sh*t Talkers Weekly 25 Spotify Comments 00:49:36 – Public Land Sell Offs 00:57:16 – Boston Marathon & Jeff Garmire Complaints 01:01:06 – Matt Rinella’s Hate for Cam 01:02:21 – Upcoming Guests & Final Thoughts Thank you to our sponsors: MTN OPS Supplements: https://mtnops.com/ Use code KEEPHAMMERING for 20% off Grizzly Coolers: https://www.grizzlycoolers.com/ use code KEEPHAMMERING for 20% off Good Ranchers: https://www.goodranchers.com/ use code CAMERON for $25 off your first order Hoyt: http://bit.ly/3Zdamyv use code CAM for 10% off Black Rifle Coffee: https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/ Use code KEEPHAMMERING for 10% your order Sig Sauer: https://www.sigsauer.com/ use code CAM10 for 10% off optics
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Every step I take I move my truth.
Every time they tell me stop I use.
Every comment hate that makes my feel.
Gather up my energy and boom.
I hear them talking, saying the way that I move it's so reckless.
That is a part of my mind I've been blessed with.
Giving my blood so I am relentless.
This is a keep crammering collective.
This is shit talkers.
Chiggity check yourself before you.
Riggedy wreck yourself.
Is this?
26.
Is it?
Yeah, because I think I was.
quarter of a century yeah and last time i said catch you on 26 next time and you said that's gonna
you up and you're gonna say 27 yeah so it didn't happen no you're freaking dialed in baby yeah this is
this is a long anticipated stw 26 this is the sought highly sought after this is collectible
it's been a while you know it's like when people post footage and they say like this is rare footage
and it's like, it's on the internet.
Yeah.
It's not rare.
This is rare.
This has never been seen before.
I have to drink my estrogen water.
Yeah, that's good.
To help my puffy nipples.
I think puffy nipples on guys are sick.
Bitch tits?
There's a surgery for that.
Yeah, that used to be why the biggest reason,
guys wouldn't use steroids back in the day.
Puffy nipples.
Everybody's worried about getting bitch tits, which I don't blame them.
Well, speaking.
It's hard to look cool with those.
And when the shirt rests on nothing but you're...
And if you wear a white t-shirt, dude, the same reason why like a wet t-shirt on a girl is
unless she's...
Okay.
I'm not sure puffy nipples like on anybody.
On a girl.
Depends what...
She's ovulated.
That's fertile, baby.
This is fertile country here.
That's fertile soil.
Yeah, we need to, yeah, freaking, what do we need to do?
We need to go balls deep on that crop row.
Yeah.
Plant our crop.
Mm-hmm.
Reap our.
At least we're starting shit talkers weekly on a good note.
This is like what people expect.
A positive.
Especially after Rick's podcast.
Yeah.
This is going to be the book end.
Like on one end, this is like, oh, that was a great podcast.
That was very wholesome and...
Wholesome and yeah.
And Christian focused and smart and makes a lot...
And then this.
Yeah, which this is...
Basically a monkey throwing shit at the wall.
At the zoo.
And seeing if it'll stick.
So we are, if you see a monkey throwing shit at little kids at the zoo, that's what this is.
That's us.
Well, we've got a lot to talk about.
God, I know.
Yeah.
But we do have some friends of the show to shout out.
Oh, good.
We start there.
I've been seeing, you've been posting that artist on your story who's doing that, like, huge life-size elk.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The, what do you call that, a metal?
Sculpture.
Yeah.
But anyways.
I don't know.
We have a couple friends of the show.
He loved to comment one time, but Timothy McComer and Clint Lash.
But Clint Lash does the same thing, like huge, life-size bronze sculptures.
And I don't know.
Those things are fucking.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know where it's going.
That's what I'm saying.
Where do you put that shit?
I mean, he did an elk that was 14 feet.
I know.
Yeah.
I mean, it looks sick, but the fuck is he just going to go in front of the house?
Yes.
Just out in the street?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, you put like a street light on it?
I don't.
I mean, I can't fit a regular falcon here,
let alone a 14-footer.
It's Rudolph.
You put a little red nose on it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
If you haven't already noticed, I'm pretty into routine.
I lift, run, and shoot every day.
And I usually stick to three meals,
big portions, elk meat and potatoes kind of guy.
I'm not someone.
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the stuff's sick,
though.
I mean,
it's cool.
I could probably do it if I wanted to,
but I don't,
so.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know if,
like,
I did the video in here,
then in that shed,
then in the storage units.
Like,
I just,
I already,
don't make me more shit.
We could fit it.
Remember when we had the alien in here?
Yeah,
that was actually kind of cool.
Yeah,
it was.
But it was also took up a lot of room.
The problem is I have two life-sized black bear that are fucking eight-foot coming.
On their way.
And where are those going?
Dude.
And, oh, and a pedestal of that giant Roosevelt I killed.
That's 355.
That's still not done?
No.
So it's going somewhere.
Somewhere.
It'll be, we could hang it from the ceiling upside down.
I got a lot of problems.
Yeah.
Another friend of the show, Christian Johnson, he's the guy who did the seven ultras on seven continents and seven days.
And one week, I'm going to be racing the Silver Moon 100-mile in Reedley, California.
My plan is to win this race.
But he ran 100-mileer recently 1631.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
First, I guess the course record.
I mean, if I'm him, though, like.
Flat as fuck.
Yeah.
And you pick, you know, the most random 100-mile.
So you go set the course record.
That's all good.
Hey, course record is still course record.
No, yeah, I'd take it.
I chat with him.
I'm just giving you shit, Christian.
No, but 16 hours just tells me it's probably a pretty flat one
because that's a good time.
Yeah, that is.
And unless he's winning Western States,
he's not running that in the mountains.
Fuck, no.
Last friend of the show, shout out, is to Amanda Kamiko.
Do you know her?
Amandik.
Kimiko, Kamiko.
Is she an ultra runner?
Yeah, but she's pregnant.
Yeah.
Super pregnant right now.
Oh,
faster than you.
Faster than me.
Yeah, I saw that.
But what I wanted to know is running while you're that pregnant.
Is that like shaking up a Coke can before you get it to somebody?
It's just going to push.
Maybe.
But, oh, I thought you were going to go with, it's like, it's not fair because it's extra power boosts.
It's two against one.
It's kind of doping.
Yeah.
She's doping with that baby.
Yeah.
That's not.
You don't have a fucking baby in there you can draw power from.
No, that's not fair.
That's why she's faster.
We'll jump into our recent events.
I think people want to hear about Polly Shore.
They do?
Well, I had a bunch messages like, oh, how was Pauly Shore?
I saw you guys have Polly Shore on.
Polly Shore is the most relaxed, calm,
unexciting person you'll ever be.
He'd be really hard to pick out in a crowd.
He would just be like, if you're in a library and you saw some little guy sitting over there in the corner, you know,
be like, I don't know what he'd be doing, but that's like, that's him.
Or, or maybe not.
Or maybe he's like, you go into a bookstore and there's somebody ripping pages out of books and throwing him and lighting on fire.
Or maybe that'd be, I think that's him, actually.
His dog's helping him rip the pages out.
Buster.
He is, he's fun.
Yeah, he's funny. He's stressful when he has a weapon in his hands. He's a liability out there
But yeah, he's pumped to get his bow. I just texted him like today I think today or yesterday
But yeah, he was here's how we say it. He's one of a kind. Yeah, he's like a snowflake and a unique
snowflake. Yeah and talk about a bookend with that one was Andy Stump the next day. Yeah
Yeah, yeah. It was, he's like the ultimate tier, whatever, two, one, whatever seals are. Are they tier two? I can't remember because I know Rangers are tier two.
But anyway, it's complete badass, professional, been through so much shit and then, you know, then Polly, who's just been in Hollywood forever. It's much different.
Yeah, but they were both good. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaking of badasses who have been in the military.
I love them both, by the way.
Yeah.
Polly was badass.
Well, this would be a good time to say it's all love.
Oh, it's, it is all love.
Yeah.
But it's definitely all love with Polly.
Yes.
I'm definitely cheering for him.
And then Andy's book, I think we'll find out tomorrow,
because his first week of his book, Drownproof,
whether it made New York Times.
But he was hustling out there.
Yeah.
He's fucking on Rogan.
He's on Fox and Friends.
It's like, that's what you do.
do it's about all you can do if you hit that i mean fox and friends nowadays that that's like
sesame street to me yeah but a lot of people watch session mr yeah huge fan of the big bird yeah
so it's a i'm happy for him i want it to fuck that list because people like us and him and
like just regular people don't make new york times yeah well i'm not i probably won't
I'm not saying he's regular.
He's not regular, but still military guys don't either.
That's kind of what I like about him, though, is obviously, I mean, he's like pretty built guy.
He's not like, he doesn't look regular, but he doesn't look like, I think a lot of people think, you know, big jacked guy on steroids or whatever is like the most threatening.
Yeah.
But kind of unassuming could definitely end my life at any point.
Oh, yeah.
He's a quiet professional for sure.
But speaking of badasses, how about Mike Egan and VPN?
Mike Egan, yeah, I messaged him, start following him.
Yeah, amazing.
I mean, went over 100 miles in his wheelchair.
And then I don't know how he could have went further probably, but it's like the mud.
Yeah.
He had to get up, like it was pulling his wheelchair.
Dude.
But if that track would have stayed dry, I mean, how, I don't know how far he could have
went i don't know either but that those photos of him pulling that wheelchair iconic it's like chills yeah
now that's like should be time magazine i know photo of the year or something that's that's how you tell
a story with an image i mean it is and it's just like it in it why i think is so powerful is because
most people you're in a wheelchair that's a rap yeah what are you going to do most people have that like
you know and i'm not saying i might have it's a rap attitude and just because i've been so
active but for him you know he was a badass marine i believe um obviously got hurt but stills
living pushing inspiring being a badass it's like it i mean it inspires me it's like i more than
almost anyone no excuses no that's for sure i mean it's so much respect what a
fucking badass. I know. And then to cap that race off, another friend of the show, Mark
Doubtel, with the W, which he's a stud. And I think what's most impressive about him,
I mean, he's like 12 years old or something. Isn't he young? Yeah. And he like, I listen to him,
and I'm like, I need to be more like this little kid. I can,
learn a lot from his i mean he's so mature so smart so fun the perspective like you know saying the
shit that you're supposed to say it's not about winning it's just about blah blah blah that's
that's easy to say when you win it all the time i might say stuff like that i don't believe that shit
but he says it i think he believes it i think so too but then instead he just goes and wins anyway
even though he apparently doesn't care about winning but once the
to do his best, like, for the glory of God. And I'm like, dude, I need to, can I, God can make me like
that guy, that friend of the show? Yeah. I mean, there were so many good moments from that race,
uh, but the soundtrack he posted that his sister-in-law sang for him, the 12 songs on the,
on the, on repeat. Yeah. Yeah. That was, I don't know. That was just, uh, and in the same breath,
like he's super mature, has all these cool texts. He's also funny. Yeah. He has a great sense of
humor too. And I'm like, I was really excited for him to kind of get some recognition finally.
Not that he hadn't, but we knew what a beast he was. And then he was going up against really good
competition. It was like, I remember checking to the chat a couple times and people were like,
oh, that Mark Dowdell's going to drop next. He keeps coming in last. And I'm like, you guys have no
idea. He's got that dog in. Well, he's just sticking to his plan. He is so unbothered.
And he's fucking huge.
I know.
He's like 190.
Yeah.
I mean, that's way, way too big for the general endurance athlete.
Yeah.
You know, you're just pushing around a lot of weight that other people don't,
but he's a specimen.
He's another one of one.
And just like his attitude and his, I think his faith and his perspective just give him,
I mean, it gives you strength, but also it just,
gives you, you know, focus.
Yeah.
And,
wow, props, man.
And also, hey, I got to say, Nick Bear, he's made the second year now.
Everyone talks about it.
I know.
It's like this event, and I was, a message as his wife, because I've known her longer than I've
known him, and took her hunting down in Powers and just said, I'm, you know, proud of you
guys just kicking ass.
Yeah.
I said, it's amazing to see.
I thought about that.
too because it would have been easy for them to just say, oh, we're going to do a BPN like 50K.
You know, I mean, that's, that's a hard event. That's, that's more than normal. But the fact that
they chose a backyard ultra, which, you know, is in a niche sport is a niche subsector by itself,
is the perfect event to showcase their brand. You know, I mean, it's all about what,
what they preach, basically. So I thought about that too. And I'm like, that's honestly an impressive
to have that vision, you know. Yeah, I was thinking about this.
because I love watching alternating films.
It's like every night.
That's almost waiting for a good one.
Usually there's no good ones,
but sometimes there's good ones.
Anyway, I wish the backyard isn't quite as visually stimulating
as a mountain ultra to me.
I mean, you get a lot more contact
because you're back every hour.
But it's just not quite the same.
However, there's clips.
So I can't watch a whole film.
Like I've seen, I've seen they have like day, day whatever and whatever.
Yeah.
I haven't even watched one.
And I watched all sorts of shit.
But the clips, like there's like this, I don't know if he's Mexican.
I don't know what he was.
But he was really struggling.
It kind of made this, started off.
He was fresh.
Then I went, I think he ended up crying and having all these emotions.
Like his whole thing, so powerful.
Yeah.
And then Kim's, it's his buddy.
He crewed him last year.
Alex, he's from German or somewhere,
fucking over there too,
but he's one who did that prayer.
Yeah.
Did you ever hear that?
He's so good with words and writing.
So just clips like that are just,
and chills up your spine.
So the films,
it's tougher with the film,
I think, on the...
Did you watch the film from last year?
Like the, not the day breakdowns,
but the full film.
I think.
because I personally, I did.
I personally thought it was done super well.
Yeah, I think I did that one, where they ended up, like, laying on the couches and shook hands.
I did watch that.
And that was, I guess that was pretty good.
It was a little bit different because it wasn't like the one person left.
So it had a little different of an element.
And I don't know why.
Maybe it's just me being weird or maybe somebody's made a killer when I haven't seen it.
Yeah.
Or just maybe you kind of know more of the in and outs of a backyard ultra.
So it's, yeah, it's just, it's really hard when you're, you know, on a race, you're like, you start here, you finish here.
Right.
All this is all in the game.
You know, you got that ending.
Here you don't know when it's ever going to end.
So it's hard to know when these climaxes or peaks and valleys are happening, I think.
Where in a, in like, Kocodona, we can tell.
It's like night, have us slept in two days.
You know it's like there's shit happening right now.
It's just, I don't know why.
It's just different.
But I love the events.
I love following along like everybody does.
I'm just thinking of like the media part of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I also think it's cool.
I mean, this is obvious,
but a bunch of like-minded individuals
together in one place trying to push their limits.
I think the energy,
I mean, it's the same with like the start line of Cocoa
last year was like the energy that was insane.
Here's a bunch of people lining up
knowing they're going to be in absolute pain.
It would be the hardest day of their life.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But they're still excited.
There's something I think really cool about that.
And it's hard to capture that.
Yeah.
It's hard to bottle that up and put it into a film.
Maybe that's the key.
I don't know.
It's tough, but I think it's just amazing what people are doing now and we're able
to share it, you know, on where everyone can see it and everyone can take part in it
in their own kind of way.
But for the people in the arena,
like doing the races, doing, you know,
the last man standing's,
fucking respect, dude.
Yeah.
Shit is so hard.
Definitely.
You were in Montana for MKC's opening.
I was there.
That was fun.
Montana Knife Company,
Josh Smith,
Brandon Horro,
I think is his last name
in their entire team,
but what an event.
I don't know how many thousand people there,
something like that,
helicopters, all sorts of shit.
But to me,
it's like such a,
incredible story you know josh was a lineman um had this dream of being a knife maker been doing it
for his whole life since he was a little kid but wanted to make montana knife company and you know a
lot of people say they're going to do all this crazy shit most people never do anything no and uh
he said it and dude freaking building the people the support the excitement the impact on the
community it's i mean it was
Unreal.
Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine starting out as a knife maker, you envision that as your success,
you know?
Yeah, you're gonna be let down probably almost every time other than this time.
Yeah.
And I just, I told them, I said, you know, the impact that this has on the people that see this,
either up close in the community or from afar, it just gives people like, hope to dream.
Yeah.
I said it's such a powerful example.
And I said, you deserve credit for this because.
how many people along the way told you you're wasting your time.
I mean, there's bench made.
There's fuck knives.
There's tons of knives, right?
Yeah.
And do we need another one?
Yeah.
I guess so.
Because this one is crushing.
Yeah, that's for sure.
All right, into some more complaints I have.
One specific, you know what St. Venice is, right?
It's a...
Yeah, secondhand store.
Yeah, secondhand store.
it's like a goodwill.
People donate things, drop them off for free,
and then they sell them cheap to people that need them.
Why the fuck is there a couch in St. Vinnie's for $1,000?
A thousand?
What homeless person is going in there buying a thousand dollar couch?
Yeah, what's up with that?
I have to blame Trump.
You had to mention that.
God.
Yeah.
No, you could blame him for a lot of shit.
these days. Yeah. I think he drove the St. Vinny's stocks up and now I'm having to deal with the
consequences. For his buddies. So somehow he'll fuck up the St. Vinny's market too. So all his,
you know, his inner circle can make billions. I think so. While we struggle. It's like, that's what
he does. He's like every Friday, oh, I ran to greed to this ceasefire. And so oil prices go down.
all his fuddies
buy all these shares
oh it turns out
that was a big lie
none of that's true
you haven't talked to anybody
and they think you're a joke
oh that's the truth okay
so Iran puts out their propaganda shit
prices back up
his fuck buddies who bought it because he said
hey ceasefire
and this deal
they all sell
because now it's back up
they're making millions
we're struggling
$7 a fucking gallon
for diesel
what is up with that
and it's just like
And this dumb fuck keeps sitting there.
We won.
Oh, we're winning.
We're all, we're, it's almost over.
Oh, we did win.
But not quite yet.
It's like, what?
What the fuck are you talking about?
We're getting fuck.
And it's all love, by the way.
It is all love.
You know, you know, it's all love, DJT.
DJT in the house.
Well, while we're on a complete fop it.
While we're on a complaining.
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I don't give a fuck. It's like what, what you're that upset over that? I don't know.
I mean, it's Boston, first of all. So Boston has a qualifying standard. You can't be some eight hour,
seven, six hour marathoner and make Boston. No. There's people who run their whole lives trying to make
Boston can't qualify.
Okay.
It's supposed to be like any,
not elite,
because he leads Olympians,
those people who win,
but a more elite crowd.
Yeah.
It means something to qualify.
If you got your BQ,
Boston qualifier,
you're a fucking runner.
Okay.
You can't walk in fucking EQ.
So this poster was in
fucking Boston for the Boston Marathon.
What the fuck are you crying about?
People were saying like,
oh,
who's that one guy who like,
did the run walk method and ran a 2.17 or something. But yeah, tell me what his splits were when he
was running. Yeah. Let's look at those. Jeff Galloway? Yeah, Jeff Galloway. That's it. I don't know.
It's just people getting their, you know, all worked up for no. Here's what I think. I think the ad
did exactly what it was meant to do. Probably. Nike's good at that shit. Yeah, I know. I mean,
they put Colin Kaepernick on stuff. Obviously, you don't give a fuck. I haven't heard Nike talked about,
this in a long time i mean nike's always always talked about but like this yeah this is they do stuff
like this i mean they put up kately clark big billboard you know and wherever the hell uh they lean
into and that was when she was getting like i don't even know what all the other girls hate her
type thing so they lean into like no fck these are stars this is a sport we don't care they had the one
in the olympics like you know saying something about um this what it takes to win or something
You know, he's talking about being obsessed or being, or being great.
It's like, you know, second place is, that's not good enough.
And or like nobody you remember.
I like it all.
Yeah.
That's true.
We just water down all this shit like everyone's a winner.
No, you're not.
If you fuck a marathon, you should not be at Boston.
No.
And if you're offended, wear a pair of hokas.
Yeah.
We're a pair of lokas.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I've seen their ads.
I think you'll fit right in.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Get it. I mean, running is supposed to be inclusive.
Stupid word.
But every other race is fucking inclusive.
Can't we have one Boston?
Don't we want?
That it means something to BQ?
God dang, you freaking whiners.
All right.
This one, I got to be careful because it's all love.
Let me start it with.
It's all love.
Obviously.
It goes without saying.
But this kid, he goes by Buff Runner,
on Instagram
is running a thousand miles around a track
in like, I think,
15 days or two weeks or something.
So not going for the record, but
this is good.
As everyone does something like this,
first of all, no he's not.
Yeah, well, we can talk about that after.
But when somebody does something like this,
they always have like a charity
that they want you to donate to. That's great.
his charity and again it's all love his charity is for single moms okay yeah can i'd help i could i
think i've done my part i've got i got a big soft spot for single moms
don't i i know what you're thinking no no i was just going to say you know right at least he's being
honest. No, that's good. But yeah. No, it's all love. But, but, uh, but so what's it how, okay,
he's not going for the record, which is 10 days. Yeah, no. What's he? He's just trying to run it around
a track, a thousand miles for how, and how long? I think 15 days. It's just not going to happen.
That's still a lot of miles. A thousand miles on your body. How far is this run? I probably know.
I probably follow. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, is he, is he legit? Um,
To do a thousand miles in 15 days.
Well, nobody's legit for that.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Yeah, here it is right here.
I mean, if he did it, props.
But holy shit.
Yeah, May 20 or April 20th, so he just started to May 4th.
I don't think, I just, I don't know.
But what's he done before?
He ran 421 miles across Utah.
How long?
Does it say?
No.
I know that, I mean, that's good.
Yeah.
It's not quite half of a thousand.
I know Adam Lee Burns has the record to run across Utah.
And that was nine days, eight hours, 414 miles or whatever it is.
Yeah, I don't want to, you know, it's all love.
So we're not trying to shit on anybody.
But Ned Brockman, who is a complete freak, tried to go after that record and did it in 12 days.
and something and about ruined his body yeah and emphasis we are not being over
dramatic by saying he's a freak oh Ed Brockman is a freak the ultimate ran across
Australia he's done some really hard shit so yeah and he gave his all and you could see it gave
his all so it would be amazing if he did it I just I think that that is for some very
special people yeah he is I prove me wrong yeah I want to see it again it's we're not
hating I I want to emphasize that I just thought it was funny that the charity was for
single it was for single parents but there's obviously a joke there and I have to make it
so yeah single moms are the best yeah I uh that reminded me of another so here's another
challenge but this guy I shared it today he's a coach oh yeah coach molders yep so he had same
type of thing. It reminded me the same type of thing because he said he's going to run 367 miles in a week.
Yeah. Okay. So that's that's not that pay. I mean, that's slower. Yeah. But anyway, or maybe close.
Anyway, there's going to be two marathons a day, every day for seven days, 365 miles. So first day, I think he barely got him
on like way late at night.
So by the time he started the next day,
it was noon or something like that
and just was not gonna happen.
It was on day two.
So he made this post about how he got humbled.
I like that.
And he, I know, I told him, I said,
that's the first time ever on social media,
anybody's ever, because normally it's excuses,
normally it's whatever, nobody ever goes,
I screwed up.
And he did, so I'm like,
respect. Yeah. And he's he's run high mileage weeks before, right? Yeah, I mean, I think he's run under
a four minute mile. Yeah. It's just different. He is like a legit track athlete and now he's a coach.
So I think he was really, really good. I can't remember where he ran. But I mean, he's, you know,
at one time, you know, super competitive. I would say that has to be elite. But man, these
big days on your and i think he was talking about how it's in between his knees and his like his shins or
his lower legs so much pain and that's 50 miles yeah yeah and you're gonna do that for you're
gonna do more than that yeah for 14 days straight so he he threw in the towel after three days
i don't know it took ned a damn year to even be able to run again yeah back yeah so i mean i i like it um
I think people get stuck doing the math, like say, oh, it's only run this pace, it's slow, I can do
that, it's on track, it's no vertical, you can't.
No.
You can't, unless you've been doing this shit for decades, your body is just not used to that many
steps.
And even then.
Yeah, I mean, there's no guarantee.
Yeah, you're going to reach a point where it hurts to just take a step.
You can't even walk.
Yeah, I mean, Buff Runner, hey, we're in your corner.
I'd love to see it.
Yeah.
I'm just like, it's fucking.
It's tough.
Yeah, I feel like he'll at least push himself to the point where he's going to find out.
And, I mean, there should be some good clips from it.
I don't want anybody to do like irreparable damage, but I want a full, I want a good, honest effort.
Yeah, definitely.
Another really cool race that I actually had never heard of until I saw it, but Des Linden, the MDS across the desert.
Yeah.
It's sick.
No, that's a good race.
It's like a six day or seven day.
Yeah.
Yeah, she did good.
She got third.
I just texted her today.
said hey i love you because she rocked that um montana knife hat in boston today too yeah i saw that
run with knives so yeah she said it's one of her favorite hats but uh yeah she and then she had
i think like a two run a 230 something and this was a week after you know marathon disabled
there and wherever the hell that is a six-day stage race pretty impressive and the the photos from that
those are sick too how they have it's like day four or five is a hundred k day day
So and through sand and dunes and that and you have to carry all your shit. Yeah, it looks gnarly. Yeah, but it looks super cool. Oh, I'd love to do it. I know. I'd love to do it. I'd love just to go experience it. But, uh, um, well, we should have talked about this when we mentioned Trump, but I did see a tweet about more, uh, he was shit talking green berets again. I don't think that's real. You don't think that was real? For Nate? Yeah, for Nate and then obviously. Nate's going to come on the pod. Oh, nice. Because he's just, he's just, he's just, you know,
from out here, but that can't be real.
I hope not.
I mean, I think to Nate's point, it's like, the fact that there's even a question is the
problem.
Yeah.
And it's just like, you read it and you're like, you'd want to say that there's no way
the president of the United States would say this type of stupid shit.
But with this president?
Yeah, he did say.
Who f*** knows?
A law.
So.
He said so much dumb stuff.
For a while there, it was every day, multiple times a day.
I'm like, can this bitch take a break on the retarded post?
Do you have nothing better to do?
Go do something for fake.
You're making a joke of us, of you, of, I mean, I don't even get it.
And for the people that still are like somehow dick riding him, it's like, how fucking dumb are you?
Holy shit.
There's this, uh, it's called the necessary.
conversation podcast.
And it's these two kids,
their siblings and their parents.
And they,
they,
they're parents, have you seen that?
Yeah.
And the dad is like,
yeah,
doesn't matter what Trump does.
Oh, I know.
It's like,
well, to Trump's point,
he said at one time he could go down
on Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody.
And,
and he'd get away with it.
Yeah.
And I'm like,
probably for some,
for these people.
I seriously think so.
They would justify it somehow.
And I'm like,
because I'm looking at everything
he's saying and doing.
I'm like,
How in the hell is anybody, you're good with genocide?
So you guys are good at genocide?
Because that's exactly what's happening.
Yeah.
And our president threatening war crimes.
And that's good to go?
What?
Yeah.
What kind of fuck up society are we in now?
I don't even know how we got here.
I mean, just, oh, yeah, ceasefire.
But Israel, just go ahead and bomb the shit out of Lebanon still.
That's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah, right in the apartments.
Yeah, the kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm all.
See that playground?
Aim for the jungle.
I mean, it's just fucking nuts how this is like somehow not like the biggest uprising and tragedy
and scandal and in U.S. history.
We're too comfortable.
Or Trump has been so ridiculous that we're just like, we got nothing we can.
do we're stuck i don't know i don't know either i i mean i saw something like we had you know some
update on the website for the last month and it's like you know obviously sales are not the best
they've ever been like i don't know wondering if we're going to go to world war three do you think
people want to go buy baseball hats and t-shirts god you never you never know you could wake up in
the morning and oh here we go we're attacking you've been selected china yeah
Because, because BB said to, Big Yahoo.
Well, that is, kind of leads into my next point, which you guys, the viewers,
absolutely blew up the comments on the last shit talkers on Spotify.
And for the first time ever in the history of shit talkers, there's actually some good ones.
What?
Yeah.
Why?
From the dog humans.
The dog humans finally made a couple good comments.
You fuck.
I mean, they're too busy.
They took a break.
from eating cat shit on the yard.
Out of the sandbox.
Yeah, so I'm going to go through a couple of my favorite ones.
All right.
This is a simple one.
Also, for those of you that clearly use chat GPT to write your roasts, do better.
Yeah, you suck.
Do better.
Anyways.
James is the type of dude that closes his fridge with his head.
Yeah.
That's from Anthony Seifert.
Next one, John John.
Only real men wipe their dicks with 60 grit sandpaper.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Let's see.
Oh, damn, it's crazy how Gillyweed is making performative comments to tee up Kim's balls to land perfectly on his four minutes.
Holy shit.
That's a good visual there.
Yep.
Let's see.
Ran my first 50K last weekend, but DNFed at mile 17, ended up having a dude be on my...
Butthole.
Butthole so I was able to walk to the car.
See, we helped that guy.
That's good shit.
He would have been stuck out there without our tip.
Yeah, without our tip.
So you're welcome.
This is one of my personal favorites.
James,
thank you for being proof that proximity to greatness doesn't transfer.
It takes more than just being around it, I guess.
Let's see.
Oh, this is a good one, too.
It's all love. Cam Haynes plus amoxicillin since birth equals lesser Cam Haynes.
Lesser Cam Haynes plus even more amoxicillin since birth equals average guy.
Average guy plus max dose of amoxicillin since conception equals Gideon.
Yeah. So that's like a story problem.
It's kind of a riddle.
Yeah. That's nice.
Yeah. We got a little riddler.
Nice layers.
Now, see, this guy even admitted to asking.
chat GPT to roast me.
Come on.
Oh, my.
Somebody's mad that we had too much bathroom talk.
So we cleaned it up.
This time is really good.
Oh.
Glad James learned he can wipe his own dick now instead of having his mom.
Yeah.
Your mom's good with the dicks.
Shout out mom.
Yours.
Anyone.
That's genetic because she passed it down.
To you, yeah.
You picked up that trait nicely.
Thanks, Mom.
Did you put up that video I sent you today?
No, I have.
He's like, D.P. with the popsicles of the mouth.
And one was brown and one was white.
You notice that?
So we get a little biracial.
Call that an Oreo.
That's cool.
Cameron Haynes built like a Greek statue,
but somehow still chooses to podcast with a human
participation trip.
That's a
good one.
Yeah.
I hope that wasn't chat, because that was
legit.
This one's good, too.
I'm not great at talking shit,
but I am great at banging Gideon's mom.
Tell her I'll stop by to make a deposit later.
Oh, my God.
You said your mom listens to this?
I hope not.
I don't think so.
Okay, good.
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about his mild time makes me giggle. And even if it was really true, the big Yahoo could
run that circumcised with a torn ACL.
Also,
Bibi wants to tell you somehow it's all love and would love,
and would you love me if I peed on your butt?
That's one of the greatest comments that I've ever seen on Spotify.
Actually,
that's going to be our new t-shirt.
That post right there is a new t-shirt.
Yeah.
That's sick.
This is one simple.
And it's,
it's Gideon looks like a gayer Elton John.
God.
Holy shit.
Ellen John looks pretty damn gay
with all his outfits.
I love this one because I love when people comment this shit.
James is the true definition of a pre-companic.
These are good.
I know.
That's it.
These are good.
Those are the best ones.
Yeah.
The rest of them were.
Nice job, guys.
Round of applause.
It's all love, right?
Yeah.
Is it all?
It's all love for you guys.
two or is that just us?
It's not going to be all love when I go home and kill myself.
No, but for right now, it's all good.
Yeah, you're all going in my note, by the way.
That brings me to my final point, which is some reason those comments reminded me that
this girl I was talking to one time left my number in a porta potty in Alabama that said,
send pictures of your poop to this number.
Oh, my God.
and people did
because what else are you going to do
I got like three or four of them
it's fucking heinous
but also
Ashton if you're listening
that's funny
so yeah
that's uh
is that supposedly some real girl
real girl right
or was it the one 800
1,900 number girl
some people might be wondering how a girl
well it was a port of potty
so I guess that's there's no sex but
yeah no that's all good
yeah but I'm
She's not real, but that's fine.
No.
It's some guy, Miguel.
Miguel.
Manuel.
Manuel Labor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, uh, huh.
You know what?
I did have one other thing.
Good.
Trump?
One thing I'm getting pissed about.
Besides World War III,
Donald Trump, what the fuck is up with the public land?
Bullshit.
Every fucking thing.
that we value, that we hold deer, that so many people, like, would do anything to protect,
this fucking administration keeps trying to sell it.
Sell all this shit.
All the shit in Alaska.
The fucking boundary waters in Minnesota.
The fucking moving the Forest Service offices to Utah to where Mike Lee can get in there
and fuck it up and rip up, who knows what agreements we have for public lands, but to sell it to China
or his fucking rich.
which developer buddies or whoever the people who voted for trump love public land we're
conservatives republicans hunters rural people fishermen people that love the mounds what the
are you doing with public lands i mean this is like okay you know how celebrated teddy
Roosevelt is for protecting
public land for creating park for creating yellowstone
for that is like that is he's revered for that his legacy
Trump is a opposite he actually put a picture at the last time that we all the people
got together not one acre like Lee the last time we won that Trump somehow made it
about himself put up a picture of huge picture of him and Teddy Roosevelt side by
side. It's like it couldn't be any more polar opposite. Teddy Roosevelt is a, was a leader,
a respectable man, did what was right by the American people. Donald Trump, the exact opposite.
And I voted for him three times. I campaigned for him. I believed when he said that he,
no more new wars, close the borders, help our economy. I believe that. I believe that.
Okay, if he would have said, hey, we're going to try to
divvy up and sell all public land.
Oh, and we're also going to
genocide, Lebanon and
Gaza. And we're also
going to fuck it. Make it impossible to live.
Making it possible to afford
anything. You can't even buy gas.
Oh, and also we're going to add
the debt's going to be $39 trillion
when you said
the tariffs, your fucking right idea
of the tariffs, we're going to pay off
the debt. And we're going to
to get rebates. Oh, no, the death's higher than it's ever been. And we're never paying that shit off.
No. We had to pay back the tariffs. And yeah, the tariffs were not even real. No.
We're paying back China for the fuck tariffs. So this guy and people, here's how dumb fucking people are.
Oh, Trump's playing 3D chess underwater. It's like, what? I heard that one the other day.
Not just 3D, not the 4D, not do 5, but 3D chess.
under what? No, he has no clue what he's doing. And his cabinet is about the biggest
group of fuckups you'd ever seen. I just don't know if I've ever seen somebody fail on so many
fronts. And everything he talked about, everything he criticized previous presidents for doing,
he did it times 10. I can't help but think it's just like, well, I f*** up big, so I might as
just let my true color show and just do it all.
Or he's the Antichrist.
Yeah.
Because I've seen that too.
Well, and he doesn't give up.
Photoshopped himself as Jesus.
Or eight, but it was a doctor.
It was a doctor in red robes.
I just, dude, it's nonstop.
It's every day.
You look at something and you're like, is this fucking real?
Sure shit, it's real.
And you're like, I cannot be more disappointed or more like shocked.
This is where we're at.
It'd be cool if America wasn't like a joke.
that'd be neat
remember when we were the superpower
remember when we were the greatest country
in the world not anymore
now we have no alliances
other than Israel
and we're talking about taking over
we're going to take over Cuba
and Firkie and Greenland
it's like can we
fix this shit here
can we do anything here
let's focus on here maybe
you have already
fucked up so much
there's not going to be
I didn't give a fuck by Republicans, but he is a Republican, and they're fucking.
The midterms are ridiculous, dude.
And, you know, people will say, oh, so you wanted Kamala?
Fuck, no, I don't want that dumb bitch.
But I want somebody normal who's not going to just fuck us everywhere.
I feel like, and maybe not, because so many people are still polarized with their party,
now could be a great time for somebody independent.
How hard is it just to get a smart, tough, normal, not lying person?
I think it's impossible.
I mean, that's not compromised somehow.
Yeah.
I just don't think that's ever going to happen.
I put up this whole clip the other day of JFK, and I was just like, holy shit.
That, what an amazing president and how he spoke.
broke. Oh. And how it was just like, and I said something like how, like how far we've fallen
from that? If that was the standard, I don't even know, I don't know even know where we're at.
Yeah. I mean, I saw that the Iba Gain, whatever, Bill, it got passed. Yeah. That's a good thing.
That was good. It's like, of course, Joe's getting beat up for that because he was there and, you know,
So they're saying, oh, he's compromised.
It's like, you know, all he wanted to do, Joe wants to just do the right thing.
He wants to do what he thinks is best for everyone.
And, yeah, we got fucking duped on Trump.
Yeah.
And I can't blame him for that because I got fucking cooped.
Oh.
I always falls deep on all this shit.
That's what we've talked about.
Can somebody not admit that they're wrong or they made the wrong decision based off the information they had?
It's like everyone wants to say, I told you so.
Like, oh, cool, you told me so and we're all five.
What did you tell me?
Yeah.
Because did you tell me that the Democrats want every kid to be transgender and just mutilated?
And some asexual, like, society?
Because that's the way that was going.
Yeah.
So I don't fuck.
I don't want that.
But I don't want this either.
I know.
We're fucked.
I mean.
And we just need Daddy Beebe to save us all.
Definitely need Jesus on this.
Fuck.
Because I don't know how this is going to work out.
Yeah.
I did have a thought, which was, you know, when like a baby's born, they kind of default to like love.
Yeah.
You know, a baby's born happy.
They don't know any better.
Yeah.
And so it made me think that maybe the human experience, the human test is just how much evil you can endure in your life and still be able to love at the end.
Fun game.
quite the gauntlet at the moment yeah it sucks um so i think we'll wrap this up uh boston marathon today
epic performances friend of the show omar lopez ran at 244 oh did yeah nice um yeah like that uh let's see
who else oh fast times they had cool weather and a tailwind everybody he are today are today
I saw that.
I mean, the winner, 201.
Course record.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Course record.
No, and it wasn't for the women.
It was 218.
Course record was 217.
But Jess McLean, who's coming on the podcast,
she was first set the American record for Boston.
And she had a great race.
So she sent me a message after the race.
But yeah, we're going to get her here.
Did she walk?
Yeah.
She alternated walk run.
Yeah.
That's the best way to do it.
I did have, I had one more thing, and I wasn't going to mention this because he deleted it,
but it's shit talker, so why not?
Jeff, he's an ultra runner, hates social media.
Anyways, Jeff.
Oh, but has a podcast and is on social media all the time?
Garmeier.
Garmeier.
Yeah.
You see his post about BPN?
No.
They'll go one more ultra.
He was, like, complaining about, you know, all the runners getting attention,
and at the events just for attention.
and if you do it, you just want attention.
And everyone's like, dude, you're making.
That's what he's making the post about.
Yeah.
Do you not see the irony and you making a post for attention?
Yeah.
I mean, dude.
I mean, he's the one who came up.
I was the Taylor Swift of Volturrunning, that guy, which I did his pot.
I don't give a fuck.
But that is kind of tone deaf.
Yeah.
I mean, you're on social media all the fucking time.
All the shit you do, all your videos, all your podcasts, all your posts.
Well, I don't know.
And like, who's to say what's right or wrong?
Are you the, are you the torchbearer for how like ultra running media should be done?
Do you make the, like, no, you can't do that.
You got to do it like this.
It's like, well, in the same breath, he's like, you know, BPN just used it to get attention for their brand.
And they should have had, it's like, but they should have had better live streaming.
And like, wait, so.
You want more?
More attention?
More coverage?
Yeah.
I mean, he's trying to get content, engagement.
It's the game.
It's whatever.
He might not even believe that.
Maybe it's just, I don't know, maybe he doesn't.
I don't.
Well, in his world, there would be no brands and nobody would get paid to be an athlete.
You know, I do get the dirt bag, you know, like back in the old days, but you weren't making a living doing it.
Yeah, but I also feel like those dirt bags, they actually didn't care.
It's like modern day hippies.
These girls on Instagram are hippies, but they post every minute of their day.
It's like, if you're a real hippie, you wouldn't have.
have a smartphone. No, and you'd have
Bush coming out of your
side of your shorts. Dirty feet and hairy
armpits, just like I like them.
The best. That
musty smell? It's fucking amazing.
It smells like mung beans. So good.
And mildew. Yeah. So it's like,
no, it's, it's
whatever. I mean, it's
all love. It's just engagement.
Yeah. I mean, you can say
crazy shit. I wish you
wouldn't have deleted it because how
it's supposed to work, because you say crazy shit,
Everybody freaks out.
And then you back off.
Do you say, okay, yeah, you're right.
And then you double down.
Yeah.
I mean, you don't delete stuff.
No, if you're going to play the game, play the game.
Yeah, it was the game.
You're doing the game, right?
Why'd you fucking quit?
Cussy.
I mean, you got to foot flames on that Bentley, baby.
You don't go halfway.
No.
You know, speaking of haters, I haven't heard about in a long time.
is your number one hater who cut quietly oh oh man i haven't seen anything well they blocked me i'm not
blocked and i still haven't seen anything about me no just anything yeah oh every now and then
usually i'll get a post that pops up and i'm like oh i got to go down the rabbit hole well here's okay
here's how dumb he is you cannot okay he wants to make me the villain okay got it he's the hero
Right.
This is how hunting is supposed to be.
I'm the antithesis of how it's supposed to be.
I'm the opposite.
I'm the antichrist of hunting, right?
You can't be a hero without a villain.
He blocked his villain.
I was the one making, getting him all worked up and fucking commenting about his stupid shit.
And that kept all his minions engaged and all worked up about his dumb mindset.
So now I'm gone.
you just fuck yourself it's the same thing just like garmire fuck play the game yeah you don't do it
i mean what are you doing guys yeah if you're gonna do it go all the way
that's what my uncle used to say um yeah so boston today i had to who else oh that weston homa
he called me today he's trying to break 240 got 242 i think which good run good run is happy for him
good kid hard worker has big dreams he's coming here to you jubes
Gene to run now. Let's see. Oh, Sarah Hall. She set the master's record. I can't remember what
place she got, but two, maybe 25, 24. She's coming. Her book's just coming out. So she's going to
come. So I got her and Jess McLean, which we're both in the lead pack for a while, which is cool.
Shelby. Shelby. Yeah. Yeah. She's been the other day. She's fit. She's fit. Looks like a badass too.
I fuck. She's like a, she's just fisty. I, I like her attitude. Yeah. Yeah. She just,
she just looks intense and she fucking sends it. Yeah. And she's good. She can fuck on. So, well,
yeah, we got Eugene coming up. That's big. I know what you're doing. A lot of, a lot of anticipation.
What about after? Is that what you're trying to get to?
there might be something after i told i told
i told corny today i said if i fuck survive coca dona
which i probably won't i said you owe me an adventure
so she says after this bullshit with coca donna she's like all june
she's going to be getting ready for hard rock she's like let's do it
so june we're going to fuck do something epic if i make it through coca dona
But yeah, so that was a, I mean, I guess I am signed up, unfortunately.
And I, you know, today I sent Courtney my, I ran seven miles at like, I don't know,
six something pace.
I said, is this good coca donut?
I have not.
I've only been doing kind of fast miles.
And I just don't know how it's going to work out.
I know.
It'll be interesting to see what the weather is like.
Hopefully not disgustingly rainy.
Yeah, but first, let's get through Eugene without getting hurt.
I'm going to set a, I think, unless I completely shit the bed,
I'm going to set the all-time PR for my old ass there.
I'll put up a post about it, but my second best time is with Lance in Boston.
First best time was against Lance again in 2006, two years before that.
I think only saw him for a second.
But I ran New York City Marathon, 2006, and I got 250-21.
And I beat him.
He got like 259.
But so I got 250-21, 2006, 20 years ago.
It's my best marathon.
So usually how it goes?
And here's why it's so different.
I've run multiple marathons, including that one, including Boston with Lance right there.
no gels
no water
no super shoes for sure
didn't know shit about all I did was just run
kind of slow miles didn't even know if I could
I ran 630s for that
that race never ran
630s in training
so now
all speed work
light
good recovery
oh good shoes
yeah now it's the gels every 30s
every 30 minutes.
So it's like,
let's see what happens.
But basically just raw dogging every other marathon.
I remember Eugene,
right by south,
it's like mile seven or eight,
something coming around.
Remember I got half,
like maybe a quarter of a banana one time.
That's my feeling.
That's good.
And now they're like,
no,
you need gel,
like 100 grams of carbs every 30 minutes.
So who knows what my glycogen
and what my energy level
towards the end was but i'm just excited like you know ran today around a 530 in the middle of that
thing today i was i think i can i'll definitely get under 250 i think again once i shut the bed but
we'll see stay tuned that guy who i ran uh la with yeah zen daddy yeah he got 236 in boston
oh really today he was going for sub 230 but yeah yeah yeah but
still the fact that we ran together, and I don't, maybe he could have went a little faster,
but we ran 120 in that half.
Yeah, but you could have also gone.
I could have won faster.
Yeah, I did go faster in my 20-mile run.
I did 118 just by myself.
But, yeah, so I mean, if he's in that shape and we ran together and maybe I could,
my God, I think I can get low at 40s.
You have to find out.
Okay.
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
Bentley tomorrow.
Bentley.
We're picking it up.
So we need content.
Yeah.
They didn't email me back.
Who?
When are you going?
They got the rap guys.
Oh, I haven't heard.
Okay.
Yeah.
You just text me.
But yeah.
And I'm going to be giving away a bow here.
This might come out.
So I can give the money to Rick for his new church.
Okay, guys, remember, it's all love.
Trump is all love for you.
Oh, hey.
And the people who say,
hey smash and comment and do it fucking subscribe they probably sit in the corner and watch some guy
fuck their old lady don't they yeah if you got to beg for likes well okay you're fucking cut quietly
so if those guys are cucks who are the guys that actually comment who listen to it and i'm gonna go
subscribe those are the guys that watch the cucks get cut yeah so if you haven't heard don't
fucking comment, don't subscribe, don't even fucking listen.
That being said for me, go comment, go like.
Yeah, and obviously that's not real.
That's all of.
Off.
Don't comment.
It's all love.
No, it's not.
I hate your ass.
We hate you.
Actually, I love you.
No, I hate you.
Love you, hate you.
Love you hate you.
Oh, and if you want to crew me at Kokodona, smash that comment button.
Yeah, go fill out the prompt.
and smash that comment.
Yeah, because I guess I'm going crewless on this bitch.
Yeah, it's self-supported.
All right.
See you guys next time.
Keep hammering.
