Camp Monsters - Char Man
Episode Date: October 28, 2021In our final episode of Camp Monsters, season three we're heading to Ojai, California. Unlike our usual campfire, we're gathering around an electric lantern because the hills surrounding us are tinder...-dry, a fire waiting to happen. Once a wildfire gets started, it moves fast. Fire has always been a danger around here. The story we're telling tonight starts with one: the big Ojai fire of 1948. A fire that birthed something... dangerous. Thanks to this season’s sponsor, YETI for supporting the podcast.Artwork by Tyler Grobowsky (@g_r_o_b_o)
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No matter how dark the night.
No matter how fast you run.
No matter what is chasing you.
You'll be safe, if only you can make it to the campfire.
There it is, up ahead,
through the trees.
We're waiting for you, but
will you make it?
This is the Camp Monsters Podcast.
And I can't believe this is it.
Our final gathering for this season.
Thanks to all of you for listening, subscribing,
posting so many great reviews,
and spreading the word about this podcast.
You keep us recording.
Thanks for taking the time to come and share the campfire with us.
Except, well, there will be no fire tonight.
Here in the hills above Ojai, California, there's a burn ban on,
so we'll have to content ourselves with this electric lantern.
No complaints, though.
There's a good reason for that burn ban.
These hills are tinder dry,
and once a wildfire gets started, it moves fast.
There's no hope of stopping it.
It's just a fight to save what you can and wait for the rains to come.
Fire has always been a danger around here.
The story we're telling tonight starts with one.
The big Ojai fire of 1948.
The morning after that fire started, a man named Joe woke up in his car parked on the side of Ojai Avenue.
That was not an unusual place for Joe to wake up.
He was what your great-grandmother might have called a rounder.
A man with plenty to say and nothing to do.
A busy tongue and a short temper. He had a wife and three kids who lived in a little
cabin out on Sulphur Canyon Road up in the hills, but Joe spent most of his time in town,
telling tall tales about his own greatness and wasting most of his money, keeping himself in a state where he could believe his own stories.
When Joe woke up that morning in 1948, he didn't immediately recognize that anything was wrong.
The town was clouded with smoke, but Joe's view of the world on any given morning was usually pretty bleary.
It wasn't until he saw two separate fire engines scream up the avenue that he thought to roll down his window and ask a man who was running past what was going on.
Fire in the hills, the man said briefly, then ran on.
Joe started the car with a sinking feeling in his heart
and turned down Montgomery Street onto the creek road.
He drove faster and faster
as every glimpse he got of the hills in the direction of his home
in Sulphur Canyon revealed nothing but fire and smoke.
But they stopped him
when he reached the little bridge over San
Antonio Creek, just before Creek and Hermosa Roads meet. Two state highway patrol cars
were pulled across the road there, keeping everything but fire engines out of the hills.
Joe pulled over to the side, but before the patrol officers could walk around their cars,
Joe was out of his and running full speed past them across the bridge.
Now the officers tried to stop him.
They tried to warn him, but Joe's mind echoed with a lifetime of self-made disappointments,
welling up in his ears as the imagined cries of his family.
Help. Help us.
Joe had never done anything but let them down,
and this last failure on his part was too much for him to bear,
too much for him ever to face.
Tragedy had, at least temporarily,
galvanized Joe into some semblance of the man he had always wanted to be. And if he was too late to save his family, he'd at least share their fate. The patrol officers didn't follow Joe past the bridge. They had a job to do.
They went back to their cars and Joe cut uphill through the brush and went on running well beyond
the limits of his strength. He had nothing, just nothing left when he crested the ridge and saw the blow-up,
the brush-fed firestorm that was racing up the hill to meet him.
He didn't have the energy or the will left to turn and run. He wanted to collapse, but there was an
awful wind ripping the air in from the top of the ridge to feed the fire.
And that wind kept Joe on his feet and pulled him, staggering, down into the very mouth of the inferno.
So Joe decided to run.
He decided to run right into his doom. It was courage and weakness and
reckless grief all mixed into one. He screamed and gave all the last breath in his body to
the fire. And as the flames hit him, and as he hit the flames,
in that last instant, Joe felt himself transformed.
All the lies and the doubts, the pain and petty jealousies that he'd let dominate his existence were burned away,
and all that was left in those last searing seconds
was a sadness
almost beyond measure.
Not for what he was leaving behind,
but for all the things
that he could and should have been.
All the good he could have done
in every little way,
if only he'd let himself do it.
And then Joe ceased to exist, and the legend of of the 1948 Ojai fire.
Unbeknownst to Joe, his family had already been evacuated,
along with everyone else in those remote hills,
well in advance of the fire.
No one who had known Joe in life could believe that he would have
run up to his own destruction just to try to save his family.
No one who had known Joe in life could imagine him running for any reason at all.
The highway patrol officers never bothered to report that one strange incident in a day full
of them. And when the local police found Joe's car abandoned by the side of the road, his family
assumed he'd run out on them again, as he'd done many times before.
When he never returned, they weren't particularly surprised.
But in the months and years following the fire, strange rumors began to collect around that little bridge over San Antonio Creek, the one where Joe had stopped and abandoned his car.
People said that if you parked by the bridge late at night, turned your car off, and walked out onto the narrow span, you'd hear something
crashing through the bushes on the nearby hillside. Or if you listened closely to the
wind through the leaves, you could make out the faint voices of people calling for help. And if you echoed them,
if you cried out,
Help!
Help me!
Then the charman himself would scream his unearthly scream
and come charging out of the brush beside the road,
running at a superhuman speed onto the bridge toward you,
hoping to catch you
before you made it back to your
car.
And what would the Char-Man do if he caught you?
Well, no one could agree, because no one ever seems to have been caught by the Char-Man.
No one could ever even agree on what the Char Man was supposed to look like.
Some said he wore bandages and burned up clothing.
Others said he was just bones and seared skin.
Like that ghost in the bathroom mirror at a slumber party,
everyone claimed to have heard of somebody who had seen the Char Man,
and that something terrible had
then happened to that somebody.
But somehow, that somebody could never be found.
Except perhaps in one recent case.
That one where Marco should never have come It was a summer or two ago
And he drove up in a car with three other kids
Older kids
New friends, Marco thought, a little proudly
The tough kids
Tough, like Marco
But Marco was going to find out that these other kids weren't tough. Not really.
Not like Marco was. Marco was going to find that out the hard way. It was night, the middle
of the night, when they finally pulled up beside the little bridge over San Antonio Creek
and they all got out of the car.
They'd driven a long way.
They weren't from Ojai.
They were from further south in Ventura County
but everyone knew the legend of this bridge
and the char man.
And they were bored
and knew enough behind the wheel that
driving anywhere held a kind of thrill of its own.
So they decided to come to the bridge and
challenge the legend.
They walked away from the lone streetlight
that shined at the corner where they'd parked their car,
and they walked out onto the bridge itself.
They were laughing and joking,
roughhousing in a way so casual that it revealed their nervousness
more clearly than anything else could have done.
Then when they reached the middle of the bridge,
one of them, standing in the middle of the group,
worked up the nerve to shout those supposedly
magic words.
Help!
Hey, help me!
And then they all went
quiet, listening.
At first,
Marco thought he heard
something stir up high on the hillside above them.
Something quiet, like dirt and rock sliding downhill under someone's foot,
or branches rustling against something as it passed by.
But it must have been the wind, or the others must not have heard it,
because the brief silence that followed
was soon broken by loud peals of laughter
and the voices of the others shouting,
Help!
Help!
Help me!
Hey!
Hey, help me!
Help me! Hey! Hey! Help me! Help me!
Marco shouted some things like that himself, even louder than the others, so loud that his voice broke.
The others laughed and laughed over that, and teased Marco until he shouted again, and then the others seemed genuinely angry that his voice didn't crack that time.
They were getting bored.
They'd driven all this way, spent the better part of their night getting there.
They'd challenged the legend of the Char Man,
and found out that if he did exist,
he wasn't tough enough to face a group of guys as hard as them.
So, the time had come.
Now they had to find something to do or start the long drive home.
Somebody decided that the thing to do was to dare Marco, since he was the new guy,
to go down into the blackness underneath the bridge
and cross over to the other side.
The whole group picked the idea up.
They said they'd all done it before, so Marco had to do it now.
And when Marco looked down, just 15 feet or so,
into the mostly dry bed of the creek and hesitated,
then the whole group was on
him, teasing him harder and harder, rougher and rougher until Marco felt miserable and
wondered for the first time what he was doing there. This wasn't much fun at all. But Marco
knew he wasn't really scared of the nothing that was down there,
and he said so, and agreed to prove it.
So the others walked with him back to the end of the bridge where their car was parked,
and Marco hopped over the rail and went down the dusty slope
without looking back at the others who were shouting fake encouragement
and predictions
about how scared he was feeling.
The truth was, Marco wasn't feeling that scared at all.
Enough orange light reflected down off the bushes and trees from the streetlight on the
road above him that, after a few steps, Marco could make out the ground in front of him.
Once the guys stopped their shouting behind him, he could hear the insects singing in
the bushes, feel the life of the nighttime hills buzzing all around him.
There was none of that quiet or tension that might suggest anything nasty hiding in the
bushes or stalking up to him.
For a moment, when Marco reached the bottom of the creek bed and found a stretch that was
free enough of bushes that it seemed like he could follow it across to the other side of the bridge,
he paused. It wasn't that he was scared, exactly,
but though he could faintly make out the ground on the far side of the bridge,
in the same reflected light that reached the side he was on,
the space under the bridge itself was in complete darkness,
so black that once he stepped under it he couldn't see his footing,
and more than once he stumbled on the jagged rocks of the creek bottom.
He kept looking up into the blackness of the slope above him, up where the bridge and the hill met, thinking that he heard something moving up there. Once he even stopped, right in the middle of the darkest space under the bridge,
and turned to face the invisible sounds uphill.
But when the sound of Marco's moving quieted,
the sounds up there in the darkness were quiet too.
Probably just echoes, or some animal that lives up there
Marco thought
and he kept moving
Marco made it
into the light on the far side of the bridge
he made it to the slope
over there and up the sliding rocks of the slope
feeling tough and triumphant.
He'd almost made it back to the road, back to the point where he could poke his head up above the rail and see the car shining over there under the streetlight.
When suddenly things went very wrong.
Marco sensed, rather than saw, something moving in the darkness,
right where the bridge met the top of the slope.
Something darting out from under there, toward him.
Marco turned away.
He hunched his shoulders and braced himself for whatever was about to happen and he heard a horrible high-pitched scream burst the night hot rough hands grabbed his face from behind and pulled him back toward the space under the bridge
but like i said marco was, and he didn't cry out.
Frankly, he'd been expecting something like this as soon as his reappearance on the creek bed,
on the other side of the darkness, hadn't been met by shouting and taunts from above.
When he didn't hear any of that, Marco knew something was up.
He knew the other guys were hiding somewhere trying to scare
him so when they sprang out screaming and yanked him back like that Marco didn't yell or run away
he turned and fought and that was the worst thing that he could have done Marco was supposed to scream The other guys had told themselves that Marco would scream
And try to run, maybe cry even
And then they, the older guys, the tough ones
They'd all have a big laugh and get to feel smart and powerful for a while
But when Marco fought back
And he didn't cry out
or seem really scared at all,
just angry,
then the only way for them to get that powerful feeling,
guys like them,
guys who were supposed to be tough,
the only way for them to get that feeling
was to force the fear out of Marco. The only way for them to get that feeling was to force the fear out of Marco.
The only way they knew how.
But Marco was too proud and too brave for his own good.
By the time the other three got him to the point where fear overtook anger,
where Marco wanted to cry out and beg
them to stop. Things had gone too far. If Marco made a sound, the others didn't let
themselves hear it, and they kept going on a mad momentum of their own.
Marco doesn't remember this.
He was past the point of remembering anything.
But finally, as he lay there curled up under blows he could only just barely feel,
jolts that reached him from a long way across a world smothered under a dimming red haze, Marco groaned out a few words in a whisper so quiet that even he couldn't hear himself say them.
Help, Marco said. Help me. And then Marco heard a scream that he thought was his own, but wasn't.
A loud scream, impossibly loud, deep and desperate and terrible.
A scream that had to be human but seemed more than that.
Out of control, a sound wrenched from a body against its own will.
A scream of blinding pain, pain beyond knowing.
The blows on Marco's body stopped as everyone stood in stunned silence, waiting for that horrible sound to trail off.
But it never did. On and on, louder and louder, with a breath as endless as the torment it uttered,
a note of pain that never ceased. But though it never ceased, it did move.
Down the slope beside the bridge, toward them.
Accompanied by crashing in the underbrush that would have sounded loud if it hadn't been drowned to insignificance by the scream.
Marco's so-called friends, the ones who were attacking him, the tough guys who thought they'd stared down the char man in one.
They all ran away up the slope as fast as they could, slipping in the loose rocks and pulling at each other to try to take the lead in the rush for the car.
Even Marco, staggered and stomped as he was, dragged himself up the slope after the others.
One arm was shattered, but his legs were just shaky,
and he found his feet when he heaved himself over the rail and onto the road.
Just in time to see the car's tires spinning in the dust
as the other three drove off over the bridge as fast as they could go,
with one of them still struggling in through an open rear door. Marco tried to run after them. He tried. But he only made it a few
steps before he knew that it was no good. He couldn't go very fast, and he couldn't
make it very far. His head was spinning. He'd fall onto his knees,
or maybe onto his face if he kept up the hopeless pursuit of the car.
And whatever he had to face,
as the sound of the endless scream raced up behind him,
he wanted to face on his feet.
So Marco leaned against the railing of the bridge and slowly, shakily turned himself
around, just as the horrible thing burst from the bushes on the other side of the railing
and stopped, standing just a few feet in front of Marco. The streetlight fell full on the creature, and in his terror, Marco drew himself up as
tall as he could and waited. The thing stopped its horrible screaming. It seemed to cost
it a terrible effort to do so, and it snapped its gaping mouth shut with the sound of bone slapping against bone.
And then it stood there, with a strange, sibilant whimper dribbling out of its mouth, more heavily laden with pain somehow than its scream had ever been.
It looked, just like its name sounds,
like a person burned far beyond the point of any possible survival.
All blackened and charred, with great raw, bloody rents in its skin and flesh, missing entirely from places where there should have been flesh.
All this Marco took in, but what he was staring at was the face.
The lips and gums were scorched away, leaving the teeth looking long and terrible.
The nose was gone, the ears were shriveled.
The lidless eyes wept, an endless stream of gory tears.
But in those eyes there remained something so human
that it made the rest of the vision far, far more awful than it would have been.
In those eyes, Marco read a bottomless sadness and regret and a wish that could never be fulfilled. then something inside of Marco's body
buckled
gave way
and a darkness came up from the ground
and gathered him in
Marco may be the only person possibly possibly ever, to see the Char Man so clearly.
But he wasn't the last person to see the Char Man that night.
Some minutes later, a truck of weary firefighters drove by,
making the long night trek from one side of a wildfire up in the hills
down around to another side that they were hoping to contain.
And just as they drove across that little bridge over San Antonio Creek,
they saw something.
Some figure running down the middle of the road right after...
The driver slammed on his brakes, figure running down the middle of the road right after.
The driver slammed on his brakes,
and when they'd skidded to a stop,
the firefighters who'd been asleep asked,
What is it? What's going on?
While the ones who'd been awake said,
What was that? Did we hit it? Where'd it go?
And as they all got out to look around, they found Marco, where he'd collapsed by the side of the road.
He was hurt, but coming around.
The firefighters were able to give him first aid and make sure he was stabilized,
then give him a ride to the hospital in Ojai.
It took them longer than they'd expected to get there, however,
because the road ahead was blocked off by emergency vehicles where a car traveling at
high speed had missed a turn and demolished itself against a tree. The last ambulance
was just leaving the scene as Marco and the firefighters drove by. In spite of the
damage to it Marco recognized the car.
And I recognize a lot of tired faces in this electric lantern light. Let's just shut that off.
A lot easier than putting out a campfire.
And let's all head for our tents now.
Enjoy one last night of camping in these quiet California hills.
We've had so much fun telling stories this season.
We hope you've had as much fun listening.
We'll try to be back soon, around cozy, indoor, wintertime fireplaces,
with more of our mini-episodes to tide you over until next season.
You can help that happen by re-listening to old episodes,
buying merch, leaving positive reviews, and telling your friends about Camp Monsters.
Thanks for all your help so far.
And special thanks to Lily of Evanston, Illinois,
for telling all her friends about camp monsters.
Here's to many more campfires, many more stories,
many more friends, and many more monsters.
I'm Weston Davis. Thanks for listening.
Camp Monsters is part of the REI Podcast Network. That same bridge over San Antonio Creek outside
Ojai has many other legends associated with it.
They say that the disembodied hand of our senior producer, Chelsea Davis,
can be heard on many a quiet night,
tapping its fingernails impatiently on the bridge rail,
eternally awaiting the next completed episode.
The roar of motorcycle engines from both ends of the bridge simultaneously can only mean the approach of the famous Ojai Valley Headless Riders,
our executive producers Paolo Motila and Joe Crosby,
who toss their heads to each other at full speed in the middle of the bridge and then ride off into the night.
And our engineer, Nick Patry, is sometimes seen dressed in the clothing of a Victorian-era child,
standing forlornly by the roadside at the far end of the bridge.
But that isn't a haunting, it just means his car broke down on the way to his next historical reenactment.
Meanwhile, screaming continuously on the hillside above is yours truly, Weston Davis,
who wrote and performed
this season of Camp Monsters. Thank you for listening. It really means a lot to us who
all put so much work into this podcast. We appreciate you and hope to be with all of you
again around the campfire soon.