Camp Monsters - Kids' Edition: The Batsquatch

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

One of Camp Monsters biggest fan, a 4.5-year-old named Albie, was given the opportunity to record his version of season one's Batsquatch, a creature that was born from the ashes of the Mt. St. Helens ...explosion. While somewhat unintelligible, this version of a Camp Monsters classic is guaranteed to make you smile. Want more spooky stories that are a little easier to understand, albeit nowhere near as cute? Check out season one of Camp Monsters.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to a very special episode of Camp Monsters. With all that's going on in the world today, every smile, every laugh, everything that brings a little joy goes a long way. And we hope that this episode brings you a little joy. One of our biggest fans is a four and a half year old named Albie. And he recently recorded his own retelling of our very first episode, The Tale of the Bat Squatch. It made us smile. So much so that our engineer Nick Patry gave it the full Camp Monsters treatment. And once we heard that, well, we just have to share it.
Starting point is 00:00:44 It wasn't recorded in a studio. And once we heard that, well, we just have to share it. It wasn't recorded in a studio, and the only script is a four-year-old's enthusiasm. But for pure entertainment, it might just be the best episode we've ever recorded. Camp Monsters Season 2 will return with its usual narrator in September of 2020. Now enjoy this very special Camp Monsters Kids edition of The Batsquatch. To be continued... There was the one amount of time in the loops of May. Something groovy on Mount St. Helens. There's something hairy on the dead zone, blown down trees. The dead zone, they called it. The size of the the creature and sees the bat's watch.
Starting point is 00:02:17 The creature, he was driving late at night and then he saw something in the headlights announcing Helens. He was driving late at night, and then there was a face, size backs of eyes the color of teeth, and orange and blood that looked like tail but a lot of thin legs. Two thin legs and two action layers. But the creature didn't seem to run off after the woods. The creature couldn't believe what he saw, but the creature didn't believe what
Starting point is 00:03:09 he saw, but he didn't believe. So he drove home, and then another guy was driving from that road, and then he saw the monster with black teeth and claws and attitude but not in teeth and claws and teeth in either side of the face and it was a and it was eyes that so big that's, that's, that's the monster. But that was just the attitude in a dream. But he didn't see what he saw without the binoculars. He couldn't see the monster anymore. It was just a dream. But he didn't believe what he saw in his dream. One morning,
Starting point is 00:04:10 he says as the outside, the attitude was such in the woods, and as far as the perfect for a camp out. So all of the people went over the people, but then the monster appeared in the tent. But then things get a little crazy. The people in the tent, some, Lindsay looked up and saw what was it? Shh! Everyone sat. There was something around their tent. It was called the bat squash. They yelled teeth.
Starting point is 00:04:56 So, what they did was they licked teeth when pushed against the side of the fabric. The ice ice ice licked teeth began to poke in. Scraps and tents fall apart. The fabric broke by the creature's long claws. The attitude.
Starting point is 00:05:20 And then Lindsay looked out and saw this big black eye. That's back-wrapped. And that's the end of the story, my friends. And that's the story for today. Attitude and Adversity. This is the Game Monsters Podcast.

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