Camp Monsters - Re-Release: Batsquatch

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

Summer is right around the corner which means it’s time for campfires, s’mores and spooky tales. Even if it’s just in your own backyard, there’s something very special about gathering around the fire to tell stories late into the night. And while our second season of Camp Monsters is still a couple of months away, we figured now was a good time to re-share the episode that started it all — The Batsquatch. This creature, born out of the explosion of Mt. Saint Helens 40 years ago, was known to roam the area called the dead zone.  Gather round and kick off your summer with season one of Camp Monsters. There are eight episodes that’ll keep you entertained long into the night with our new season coming to your ears in early September. You can find all of season one anywhere you listen to podcasts or at rei.com/camp-monsters. 

This is an REI Co-op Studios production. Summer is right around the corner, which means it's time for campfires, s'mores, and spooky stories. Even if it's just in your own backyard, there's something very special about gathering around the fire to tell tales late into the night. And while our second season of Camp Monsters is still a couple of months away, we figured now was a good time to re-share the episode that started it all. Our very first episode, The Legend of the Batsquatch. Awoken by the explosion of Mount St. Helens 40 years ago, this creature roamed the blasted area around the volcano that science called the Dead Zone.

Well, I'll let you listen to the story yourself. So gather around and kick off your summer by listening to, or re-listening to, season one of Camp Monsters. There are eight episodes to keep you entertained

long into the night and to prepare you for our new season coming to your ears in early September. And believe me, it's going to be a scary, legendary season.

You can find all of Season 1 anywhere you listen to podcasts, or at rei.com slash camp dash monsters. The force of 50 atomic bombs. 230 square miles. 150,000 acres of living forest. Vaporized. Devastated. A cubic mile of solid rock. the largest landslide ever recorded, traveling at hundreds of miles

an hour, burying everything in its path. A blast cloud, 15 miles into the stratosphere, raining mud and ash, blotting out the sun, streaked with lightning, rumbling with thunder. That was Mount St. Helens, the morning of May 18th, 1980. And after the terrible noise of the eruption ceased, there was left a landscape of ash and silence. A dead zone, they called it. The mountain was going back to sleep again. Perhaps it needed that silence to help it. Perhaps to a mountain of cold, dead stone, silence is peaceful. But nothing living could stand it. On the fringes of the dead zone, something living but inexplicable began to appear.

Always at night. Always accompanied by that terrible silence. It seemed the eruption had awakened something other than Mount St. Helens. Something that was not content to go back to sleep. Welcome to the Camp Monsters Podcast. Every week or so we sit up here by the fire and try to scare each other with stories about those things you hear pass too close to your tent in the middle of the night. Or what runs across the trail just beyond the beam of your flashlight. Every part of the country has its own legends to explain what it was you thought you caught a glimpse of.

We'll be traveling the country and telling some of the stories of the things that live just beyond the firelight. While you listen, remember that these stories are just that, stories. Some of them are based on the testimony of people who claim to see these creatures, but it's up to you how much you believe, and how to explain away what you don't.

So come closer to the fire. Let's hear this week's legend. It's getting pretty late now, though. The fire's burning down. We were just about to wrap it up, but... Well, no one wanted to start back by themselves. You came up from the main camp, right? Up the trail, past that stand of trees down there? You didn't see anything on your way up, did you?

Any person, I mean? No. No, of course not. I'm sure they're all asleep. We're about the last ones awake, I guess. Anyway, you're not nearly tall enough. I mean, you're just the right size for you, but... Well, just before you came up, we were puzzling over a big pair of eyes

reflecting out of the trees down there about where you came from. You know how eyes will do, shining back just past the firelight. Usually a blink or two and they're gone. The critter will move on, but these were steady moving

just a little bit like maybe they were creeping up closer they winked out just before you came up whatever it was you must have scared it probably just an owl or something it's been years since anyone's seen well anything strange around here an owl or something. And it's been years since anyone's seen, well,

anything strange around here. You heard about that, right? Tomorrow you should hike that ridge behind us. A beautiful view from the top. You can see Mount St. Helens like you could reach out and touch it. She's sleeping now, the mountain. Well, what's left of the mountain.

But just after the eruption? Well, that was something. Half the mountain sheared away, ash and debris hundreds of feet thick, in the blast zone. The dead zone, they called it. They tried sending people in there to salvage some of the fallen trees. There were thousands of acres of old-growth forest knocked down, millions of dollars of lumber just lying in the ash, waiting to rot. It was the eeriest place. Think about it. Not a bird, not an insect, not a branch or a leaf left for the wind to stir.

Even your footprints, smothered by that soft ash, so deep, so light that the slightest movement brought it up in clouds, clouds of ash that clung to any moving thing, following, filling, choking. It choked the carburetors on the trucks until they wouldn't run. It doled the chains on the saws until they wouldn't cut. It caked and burned men's throats until their voices died. Until there was that silence again. That terrible silence.

You catch yourself listening. Holding your breath. Waiting for something Something Something horrible And that was during the day I never knew anyone to go up there at night Involuntarily, that is But the eruption and the devastation Brought a lot of tourists

And these old logging roads around here Tend to get people lost Turned around You could end up where you don't mean to be, with night coming on. Imagine it. Night catches you back in these woods, right on the edge of the dead zone, and you're creeping along some rough old road, totally blind except what you can see in your headlights. Then your engine conks out. Well, it happened all the time. The ash around here would get in the intake, clog the air filter, choke the motor right out. Without the sound of the motor, that silence starts to creep up on you. You leave the headlights on, of course, but you have to get out of the car, pop the hood, and turn your back on the stretch

of silent woods lit up behind you. Of course you think you hear something. You turn quickly. Nothing. Just the woods, pale in the headlights, silent. You look back at the engine. Everything you do seems so loud in that silence the shuffle of your feet on the road the clink of metal as you fiddle with the filter housing the sound of your own breathing you turn around again, feeling silly as you do it but even more scared

what if something is there, something close something snuck up to you. Something impossible. All this happened, you know, to a man named Brian on a lonely road in the middle of the night, right here in the shadow of Mount St. Helens. Except when Brian turned around, out there in the night, there still wasn't anything in the headlights.

Just woods. Just silence. there still wasn't anything in the headlights just woods just silence he shined his flashlight back at the engine again hoped he'd got everything fixed and could get out of these woods away from this nameless fear he reached up slammed the hood shut

and caught just a glimpse of something in the beam of his flashlight. He stopped, aimed the light up. Way up. Nine feet above the cab of his truck there was... A face? Something like a face, the tiny eyes of a bat. The snout like a wolf but shorter and thicker. Squashed. Yellow teeth. And on either side of the face, stretched thirty feet out, were huge, dirty, pale, leathery wings.

Like a bat's wings. Long, long finger bones flexing, stretching out the membrane of the wing, getting ready to pounce, fly at him. Don't drop the light. Whatever you do, don't drop the light. Brian backed up one step. Two, where could he run? He couldn't run. He couldn't turn his back on this creature. Where could he hide? Hide.

Hide. This huge thing was staring at him with its beady black eyes, dazzled a bit by the bright flashlight. Then it slowly, slowly started to crouch, coil its body for a leap. A thick, deep chest with muscles for flight, a long body on short, powerful legs with claws like talons glinting darkly at their ends. Its snout came open, strings of saliva clinging to more and more yellow teeth and a thick pink and black tongue. Hide. Hide. Hide.

There was nowhere to hide. The thing was on the truck. He'd never make it to the woods. The creature sprang. Its huge wings slapped the air, and there was a terrible scream. Three screams, in fact. A wet, high-pitched scream from the creature, the scream of its talons scraping the roof of the truck as it launched,

and Brian's scream as he dove forward and scrambled under the truck. He spent a long, cold night under there, listening hard against the silence, shining his dying flashlight around any time he thought he heard something. Twice he froze in terror when his light caught the talons of the creature in the dirt just beside the truck, walking slowly, awkwardly around it. Dawn eventually came. A light dew settled the ash

that Brian had been pressing his face into all night his flashlight was dead but he hadn't seen or heard any sound of the creature since first light still there was that silence the silence of the dead zone he wished there were some birds to start singing something to reassure him

that the thing was really gone. But there was nothing. Just the tension of perfect stillness. He inched his head closer and closer to the edge of the car, over beneath a driver's side door, trying to look everywhere at once. He peeked out, looked up, and jerked himself back into the car when he saw part of a wing poking out up above. Was it still... No. No, that hadn't been a wing, just a shadow of the side mirror.

He was almost sure. He inched out again. Further. A little further, and suddenly he was out and up and into the cab of the truck and flying down the dirt road trailing a cloud of ash behind him. Of course you know what the locals said about the story Brian told after his truck skidded to a stop outside the first gas station he came to. It got to be the best joke going. They started calling the creature Bat-Squatch, and Brian naturally became Bat-Squatch Brian. The scratches on top of his truck came from the sticks and branches that he barreled through as he drove as fast as he could down the mountain.

The tears in the back of his shirt, right behind his neck, as if something with talons had grabbed at him. Well, no one doubted from his ash-covered appearance that he'd spent the night under his truck. He'd probably just caught his shirt on something under there. But it was true that the coyotes were particularly aggressive that year, coming by night to snatch people's pets and livestock, drag them back into the woods. People blamed the eruption for driving the coyotes out of their normal hunting grounds,

but everyone agreed these were the quietest coyotes they'd ever known. Several locals commented on the eerie silence they'd noticed in the night, just when their dog or cat or lamb was taken. And all the laughter at Bat Squatch Brian started to calm down a bit when the remains of some of the missing animals were found, high up in the trees. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,

look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, Oh no, don't put another log on the fire. We've got to let it burn all the way down before we head in for the night. Just move a little closer if you're getting cold. We were talking about the silence, weren't we? The silence and the sightings. Well, summer arrived, and the tourists and campers came to see what they could of the volcano

or hike and fish in the lakes and forests outside the dead zone. Things got about as busy as they ever get in these quiet hills. There was a little summer camp about two valleys over from here, Camp Tishalub. That's been closed for years now. The whole bat-squatch phenomenon hadn't been reported in the papers or anything yet. It was just a local rumor, but somehow or other, the story made the rounds at Camp Tisholub that summer. Campers were having a great time scaring each other with it. You know, the counselors took new campers out on bat-squatch hunts and that sort of thing. As the summer went on, the bat-squatch stories started to gain momentum at the camp,

even more than these sort of stories normally do. No, the bat-squatch hunts never turned anything up. There was always lone campers walking between buildings at the edge of the forest that would come running, bursting into the counselor's quarters in the middle of the night, sobbing, terrified. Once they'd calmed down, it turned out that none of them had clearly seen anything to be frightened of, just something in the trees, and moving slowly toward them. It could have been anything, the older ones admitted that, but for some reason they couldn't explain it had all been seized in that moment by overwhelming fear. Some of them mentioned how silent it had been out there in the dark.

People get scared at night at camp. It's part of the experience, part of the fun. But the fear that spread through Camp Tishlove that summer was something more than any of the counselors had ever known before. They'd been the ones making up the stories at the beginning of summer, and now they were struggling not to believe them. More than one counselor found themselves running into the nearest lighted building at night, especially when their rounds took them close to the forest. By the end of the summer, the counselors were making their rounds in pairs, and most of the campers were too terrified to venture out at night anymore for any reason

The tension in the camp was almost unbearable but there hadn't been any incidents for a week or more No one had seen anything moving in the woods The insects and little animals filled the nights with their sounds Then one night there was a different sound. Half an hour past the 2 a.m. round, it came from G-Cabin, the cabin furthest out, closest to the woods. The sound started quiet at first, like a groan,

and then rising and rising to a piercing cry that woke half the camp. The other half woke up to the screams and shouts of every camper in G-Cabin who kept it up until every light in the cabin was turned on and every counselor in the camp was out of their beds. It was mass hysteria. It was never very clear what had happened. Something, that mysterious something, had been right outside the window. The something, the bat-squatch, everyone called it, had let out that cry.

Or no, someone had woken up and seen it and let out that cry. And then everyone had seen something right at the window. No two descriptions were alike. It had a dog's or a wolf's or a bat's head or a man's head with fur. It had run off into the woods or it had flown off over them on huge pale wings. The only thing every camper agreed on was that none of them were going to stay in G-Cabin anymore. And no one in F-Cabin was going to stay there if G-Cabin was empty. You know what happened next.

You know there was a counselor at the camp who decided she was going to get to the bottom of this bat-squatch nonsense to show the kids there was nothing to be scared of. Her name was Jessica, and she was a natural for this kind of thing, born and raised in these woods and knew everything that anyone else knew about them. By dawn, she was packed, ready to go. Go into the woods and spend the night on top of the ridge. Come back and tell everyone what a big nothing there was to be afraid of. Two other counselors went with her, more out of shame than courage. One of them was Jess's

best friend, Lindsay. The other... the other one looked a lot like you. Anyway, the three of them left just after breakfast, so the whole camp could see them go. Jess led the way, talking and laughing, following old trails up the hill, and keeping her eyes open all the time for the paw prints of the black bear or coyote that she thought would explain everything. A bear and coyotes would be hanging around the edge of a camp, scrounging food and scaring young campers. Both are curious creatures. Either one might get up on its hind paws and peer into a cabin at night. It was just a matter of finding some proof and giving all these scaredy city kids a little lesson in nature. As the hike got steeper, Jess quieted down a bit and began to complain she'd never seen

so few signs of big animals as there were on this trail. No bears or coyotes, and not even a deer or a raccoon yet. It was strange. The hikers were taking a break when Jess finally found tracks of a big animal. All around an old rotted stump that sat right on the top of the ridge with a view of the valley. None of the tracks were very clear, just the scratching of big claws here and there and some partial prints that looked as bizarre as any prints to the untrained eye. Not a bear, Jess said, or a badger. Maybe a cougar, but she didn't look convinced.

After that, Jess didn't say much as they got to the clearing where they set up camp. As the other two put up the tent, Jess wandered around the ridge near the clearing looking for more tracks. If she found any, she didn't say anything about it. When she got back, just stayed quiet, thoughtful. Once camp was set up, the other two talked about exploring up the ridge a bit further,

but Jess told them to forget it. Night was coming down, and she didn't want either of them getting lost, she said. It was summer, so they didn't have a fire. They ate their dinner cold and told some jokes, looked down at the camp in the valley far below. The sun set, blood red, and the stars started to come out. They goofed around some more, showing their flashlights around the clearing a bit. No scary stories that night, but when they went into the tent, there didn't seem much to be afraid of,

and the woods sang them to sleep with its gentle night sounds. Long hours later, Lindsay reached out to shake the other two awake, only to find Jess already sitting up in her sleeping bag. What was it? Shh. All three of them sat, listening so hard that it was a while before they became aware of the total silence they were listening to. But something, something had woken Jess and Lindsey up. The listening, the silence went on for a long time before someone said, let's go out and reached for the zipper of the tent flap. Jess grabbed their hand to stop them at the same moment that something pushed violently,

suddenly against the tent, right where the flap was, brushing Jen's hand hard enough for her to feel something cold and bony on the other side of the thin fabric, making that distinct sound something makes when it's rubbed against the tent wall. Somebody screamed, somebody turned on a flashlight, filling the tent with a blinding light, and then the silence again. Or was it? Somebody screamed, somebody turned on a flashlight, filling the tent with a blinding light. And then the silence again. Or was it? It was hard to tell if the sound of loud breathing came just from the other people in the tent or... from something outside.

The wall of the tent beside them pressed in so far, so fast, it seemed the poles would snap, and they felt the wild flapping and clawing on the other side of the fabric. They all screamed but the attack didn't stop right away. There was the sound of something tearing and the light went out for a moment. When it came back on, the tent was still standing. They were still in it, with only a few little tears in the wall. But now the silence was broken. There were sounds, slight but distinct sounds of footsteps. Now here, now there, just outside the tent, and breathing. Loud, wet breathing that couldn't belong to any of them.

They huddled in the middle of the tent, pressing together as far as they could from the walls. The footsteps circled, circled just outside, and stopped. The wet breathing stopped. The silence returned, stretched out until they could barely stand it. Then there was a wind, a sudden burst of air that buffeted the entire tent around, and the sound and the feel of something grabbing at and pulling at the tent poles, rattling them against each other. Jess was the only one who looked up, and she swears to this day that right at the top of the tent,

when the poles crossed, she saw huge yellow teeth poking quickly through the fabric as if something were biting down at them from above. That attack stopped as quickly as it had started, and was followed by hours of silence broken at intervals by the footsteps, the breathing, and occasionally a sudden burst of that terrifying, buffeting wind. When the flashlight started to die, the breathing came noticeably closer until it sounded more like something snuffling right against the fabric.

And Lindsay noticed something black and shiny glint through one of the holes. But they found and turned on another flashlight, and the breathing backed away again. Sometime after dawn, the normal sounds came back to the woods, but it was broad, sunny daylight before Jess unzipped the tent and went out. There was nothing. Nothing but a few holes in the fabric, a few dents in the poles to show that anything unusual had happened in the clearing that night. Nothing except a few faint marks in the dirt just outside the tent. Marks like

the one Jess had seen by the stump the day before. Camp Tishlub closed that day, due to sudden concern about the safety of the aging cabins. Jess lives in Seattle now and still loves the outdoors. Kayaking, sailing, anything on the water. I haven't heard of her doing much camping. Not long after Camp Tishalub closed, the US Geological Survey closed the Dead Zone. For the sake of science, of course. Once the salvage logging stopped and the Dead Zone went quiet again, the so-called bat-squatch sightings tailed off.

If the eruption woke that strange creature up, it seems like it must have found some place to sleep again. The Dead Zone isn't really dead anymore these days. it seems like it must have found some place to sleep again. The dead zone isn't really dead anymore these days. Little plants and animals are back, small trees are starting to regrow, and more and more people are spending more and more time in the area. They've opened up sections of it to hiking, camping. But the more people go back in there, the more some of us start to listen again for... a certain kind of silence.

Well, looks like I've just about talked the fire down to ashes. We'd better head back. If you don't mind waiting until I've made sure this fire is out, we can all go down together. I mean, that little patch of woods on the way back looks quiet, but, well, and quiet isn't always the best thing, is it? Camp Monsters is a part of the REI Podcast Network. It's written and performed by yours truly, Weston Davis, and recorded and edited by Nick Patri in the very cozy and campfire-like confines of Cloud Studios

here in Seattle, Washington. Be sure to listen to the next episode of Camp Monsters when we'll hear about one of the clearest lakes in America, and something that you might see in it, if you look deep enough. And if you enjoy these stories, please subscribe, rate, listen, spread the word. It's your support that keeps us recording. Thank you. In 2020 we've been forced to redefine adventure. We haven't been able to travel, hike, explore, or even venture away from home. But there are still safe ways to adventure in this crazy new world.

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