Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 1: Episode 1: Beefing with the Kardashians

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

In the first episode of Cancelled, Tana Mongeau is joined by co-hosts, Hunter Moreno and Brooke Schofield. They discuss their beef with the Kardashians, living in David Dobrik's house, Chris D'Elia, B...ryce Hall and more. This episode is sponsored by Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana), Raycon (www.buyraycon.com/tana), and Noom (www.noom.com/tana).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:40 Same game, parlays, it's all fine We'll put a smile on your face Bet on the sports you love with BetRivers Sportsbook. Take a chance! We'll be right back. canceled don't remember doing this at all i can only hold myself accountable look how good my life is so what else is canceled hello and welcome to the first ever episode of the canceled podcast hosted by yours truly, the sexy, tight pussy. Oh my God. So successful. Never had a scandal before.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Miss Tana Mongeau. God, she's so great. What an intro for herself. The humility. And Brooke and Hunter. No, I'm just kidding. So humble. And today I'm joined with my best friends, Brooke Schofield and Hunter Moreno.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Hey. I would give you guys an introduction, but Brooke actually just found what a fan page said about the introduction. And I think it about sums it up. Let me go ahead and lay it out for you all. It was an introduction by the frenemies room, so they're automatically more successful. The most flawless caption of all time.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Tana Mongeau leaks her new podcast setup on her Instagram story today, and it looks like she's filming episode one. The guests are at Brooke Schofield in parentheses girl Tana did a story time about and caused her to get death threats and bullied. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:09 And Hintorano. Yes, of course. Her friend who she's 100% still in love with. I'm gonna I don't know. What do we think? We're just gonna keep going on that.
Starting point is 00:02:18 We can move on from that one. No, but I felt like it would be very fitting to sit down today with Brooke and Hunter because all jokes aside they are my favorite people. Two of my funniest friends and the only people who will ever hold me accountable. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:02:30 For sure. You know what I mean? And today I think we're just going to be diving into all things canceled, whether that is canceling myself or maybe canceling someone else. I don't want to get canceled again, baby. Yeah, let's go the other way. Just like one and done is good for me. You'd rather me get canceled? Good for this year, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:43 No, no, just like others, maybe. Not you. Let's rather me get canceled? Good for this year. No, no. Just like others. Maybe. Not you. Let's cancel some other fucking people. Yeah, someone who's not here. What you got on the news today? We've spent the past few weeks moving out of our house that was the former clout house.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Our- Sad, sad moment for us. So, so. I mean, she doesn't live with us. But we also threw the craziest possible party before leaving. That's hurtful. Oh, that's what I thought you were nodding your head no at. No, I just, I don't feel like it was as sad as you guys thought it was.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I think, I mean, you didn't live there. I'm like, good point. We've been moving out of our house and into David's house, which in hindsight, I thought was an amazing, amazing idea. You put it out there as well. You did not even look at the house before moving in. She went based on her old memories of the house. Just like crazy vlog clips. And she had dozens of people, myself included, telling her
Starting point is 00:03:30 like, hey, bestie, like I know you. I know your things, like how much space you need. You're not going to be comfortable in this house. And every time she's like, no, no, no. I've been there a billion times. I love it. And it sure is shit. We got there and she's like, wait, where's the closet? it it has been it's
Starting point is 00:03:47 interesting because i tweeted originally that i was buying it because that was the original plan because david's been trying to sell it for like so fucking long and like he literally pawns it off on everyone alex warren was just telling me he came over and david was like you're a big fan want the house take it you know imagine david dobrik copycat buys the house i'm kidding alex i love you i don't think you're david copycat um but yeah i i talked with david a bunch about buying it and we were really thinking about it's a great investment property until we moved in and david told us that four hundred thousand dollars stilts need to be put under the house or it could fall off the hill at any point from an earthquake not to mention the fans just in the backyard, fully just sitting on our back seats.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Our patio. We've had some people break in. We're going to show you guys in a second. It has been, it's been really, really hectic. So we kind of moved in and we've been renting it from him for a month with the full intention to like put it into escrow and buy it. And I still kind of want to, but I could definitely see myself like renting it out versus living there
Starting point is 00:04:42 because it's interesting. David failed to mention the entire zoo that comes along with the house the gophers the moles the rats the size of chihuahuas cockroach cockroaches sent to people cockroach that's enough like that's enough cockroaches no i mean you move into a house it's a beautiful house it's a great like not a i don't want to call it a starter house but like realistically it would be more of like an investment property for tana because like realistically she's not going to live in a house of that size for me that would be like the perfect house i'm like just saying like it would be like perfect for me perfect i mean my storage unit is literally bigger than
Starting point is 00:05:16 the house which is kind of insane it's definitely a very insane thing to do but we've been testing it out and it's it's fun for the vlogs it's fun for the you know the memories you haven't slept one night by the way i just put that out there there's no blackout shades and she needs them or she like loses her mind yeah apparently david dobrik likes to sleep on the fucking goddamn sun and wake with it and rise with it and it's absolutely ridiculous we finally put in blackout shades today and i slept so hard that no one could even wake me i was like deceased this morning with the podcast the full bottle of nyquil just had nothing to do with it completely different what happens if you just get like a sleeping mask and she's like no no no no instead she has her two assistants like slaving away putting her blackout shades on for six
Starting point is 00:05:58 hours a day like it just i mean first of all we were just talking about this. My right ear is fake. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. So sleep masks kind of agitate it, you know, because the cartilage is missing. And then I wake up in ear pain. And that's just no one wants to live like that. It doesn't make any sense at all. What kind of sleep mask is she wearing? An ear mask for like a space night?
Starting point is 00:06:20 They're not sunglasses. It goes around your head. But it creeps down. And then my little ear is just getting flattened. And I can't afford that because it's fake. It's just snap off. Yeah. Snap off.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Your ear is going to snap off. Yeah. And the sleep mask will be messing up the weave. So I'm not really sure that that's the wave. But I don't know. Yeah, we're trying out David's house. We definitely like it. It's definitely a humble moment.
Starting point is 00:06:43 We're not sure. I might buy it as an investment property. But stay tuned. We do have this footage over here from someone coming David's house. We definitely like it. It's definitely a humble moment. We're not sure. I might buy it as an investment property, but stay tuned. You have this footage over here from someone coming to the house the other day. I still haven't seen it. The other day, a homeless man decided he wanted to break in. To be clear, we're assuming he's homeless. No, no, no. He shared with John he was homeless.
Starting point is 00:06:59 He had no shirt on and a stick. Okay. Look how comfortable he is, too. I swear I'm not just being classic. He's cruising in like it's his property. He's like, yeah, I'm going to kind of walk on over. No, he's been there before. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:10 This house has been empty for a while. He was probably living there. We were at his house longer than us. He's like, when did you guys move in? Sincerely. So John was the only one awake. Our friend John, I pawned him off of Jake Paul and stole him. And so John was in the backyard editing and he
Starting point is 00:07:26 thought that this was just our friend to be fair he does kind of look like a lot of our like Hawaiian surfer friends I have never seen this he's really just sitting out there like yeah he's comfortable he's like looking for a drink maybe and he knew John to my knowledge he said hey John
Starting point is 00:07:41 he did he recognized John he said hey John so then he came in he recognized John And then John was editing for a while. He also claimed his name was Jesus Yeah, and then he was looking for God and if I can tell you one thing you're not gonna find God in my backyard Not in Tana Mongeau's backyard Sincerely, maybe in David Dobrik's He's like come on in Look at him with the stick. The stick is crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I was just passed out asleep right there, ready to die on the floor. John doesn't seem like he's very concerned about him at all. No, not at all. At this point, now he's like, you know, cocking back a little bit. He's like, yeah, you probably should go. What a weird, weird thing. Where do you even get a stick like that? That's a nice stick.
Starting point is 00:08:22 No, right? Like, that's not on my property. He brought the stick for sure. Yeah. So then we asked him to leave. We, you know, he left, which is fucking great. And then we had to hire security. So now we've got full-time security again, which costs more monthly than the house itself.
Starting point is 00:08:38 So that's pretty dope. It's funny. I don't. Yeah. Like, don't show up. Like, don't come over. The first day we moved in, actually,
Starting point is 00:08:46 these guys came up to the front door and just walked in and I opened the door and they're like, hey, we're here to- We drove here from Massachusetts is what they said. Yeah, somewhere all the way across.
Starting point is 00:08:54 They're just like, do you mind if I just come inside and say hi to Tana? I'm like- Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, I do mind. I also understand driving across the country
Starting point is 00:09:00 for David Dobrik, but you can't drive from Massachusetts for me, bro. That's what I'm saying. I'm a David Dobrik super fan. I might show up to his house. Sincerely. That's a tough one.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah, I know. So then we hired security. The other day, we actually had this girl go viral on TikTok saying my drive-up security verbally accosted her and were super classist and treated her like she was poor. At the time, we did not even have security. Yeah, she was saying that she was a DoorDash driver and my drive-up, quote-unquote, security yelled at her and told her like you know what i mean like fuck you because
Starting point is 00:09:29 you're a door driver which is insane and what's funny we thought door dash drivers 12 times a day literally what and then um come to find out at that time we had no security so that was also just another psycho super fan who drove up but was posing as my drive up security, which is super ingenuitive. Super fucking scary. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I'm like, what a great idea. How much time I should be hired then? And your idea to like move into this house, like it was like a genius, or after Weed Lake
Starting point is 00:09:55 where we had them like fully hopping over like the barbed wire. Yeah, I honestly, our last house had so many more fans outside because of Hype House
Starting point is 00:10:03 and like Post Malone living next door and shit. So I thought this would be a step down fan-wise. Every time I say Post Malone, Brooke laughs because she hit that. What? Oh my God. No, Post Malone, if you heard that,
Starting point is 00:10:18 please sue me and not her. I can figure it out. She's joking. Yeah, it's my opinion. No, but we tried for like six months to find a house. David's house really was the last resort. We kept applying for houses and people were saying no because they didn't want a little YouTube girl up in there
Starting point is 00:10:35 or we'd apply for houses and they would say like, no backwoods or 500 grand. You did come to multiple house showings, like completely hammered as well though. Obliterated. Well, once you're seeing 45 houses, it's like. And she's like, my mini's just as green. She's literally speaking simile.
Starting point is 00:10:52 To be fair, though, we had to fit in these. There's no justification. You're right. I should have been fucking sober. Sorry. She's like, yeah, no, no, no. I won't throw a single pernick. She's like, I literally just got out of my party stage.
Starting point is 00:11:03 And, like, I'm so good to of my party stage. I'm so good. Just do nothing. I'm sorry, guys. What? It's just, God, I hate seeing houses. But to be fair, we did get turned down by a lot of people just because, not because of me being potentially, allegedly inebriated during some of the showings. And finally, we just kind of couldn't find a place, to be fair, that we liked. We were
Starting point is 00:11:26 leaving also the best house in the world, which I think made it really hard for us. Yeah, you can't go in from anything from that house. It's just like nowhere. I know. I'm like, what do you mean there's no elevator? She's like, no gym, no pool, no elevator. No gym. Losing her mind. I was a stupid
Starting point is 00:11:42 bitch and then we never really found a house. So then I kind of just called David and I was like daddy please get me in a house and then we never saw it and then moving in it's been interesting but thankfully in the past week we actually got a really crazy like multi-million dollar offer for a sponsored house
Starting point is 00:11:57 so now we're back looking at insanely gorgeous homes and we're gonna figure that out we're back baby we were down so now hopefully we are all moving into a big house but we still might buy insanely gorgeous homes and we're going to figure that out. We're back, baby. We were down. Yes. So now hopefully we are all moving into a big house, but we still might buy that one.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I don't know. No, I feel like it would be a great like investment property, like something for you to like have own because I want you to have assets because you have millions of dollars. Yeah. Shout out to all the people who managed me before and fucked up my credit so immensely that you can have millions of dollars in the bank, but no one wants to sell you a house. We're finally on the path now
Starting point is 00:12:29 where with Mr. David, we can buy a house. So that's good. So now we're just looking to buy some properties. But also like 17 year old me did not need to buy houses. I would have bought such like dumb shit. So it was kind of a blessing in disguise. This is a good time for you to find, like really start taking things seriously, I think.
Starting point is 00:12:43 But I really do think that's like a good, like a good home for you to really start taking things seriously, I think. But I really do think that's a good home for you to own. Maybe rent out to people. I feel like people need to live there that aren't influencers. I agree. Because it's unsafe at this time. Maybe just not. Maybe just move on from that. Buy your house.
Starting point is 00:12:59 I don't know, though. The thought of owning David Dobrik's house just sounds like I would be in his life way longer. It's not David Dobrik's house anymore at that point babe But like I own your old house like there's like an emotional tie there like who says he won't want to date me Literally him probably everybody Yeah, he You never know I haven't asked him But honestly living in the house is really cool for all of the vlog
Starting point is 00:13:19 opportunities for the net the short amount of time that we live there and the first thing I decided to do was just Blatantly copy David as I have before and buy my assistant Kyla a car. That was probably the best. This girl deserves the fucking world, by the way. She's perfect. Kyla Warm deserves a Lamborghini Urus. Like, she's literally the most flawless individual.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I could not begin to name the things that she, like, she doesn't only work for, I mean,ana's paying her but what you were honest to God She like does everything for all of us and doesn't think twice about it And she like genuinely really deserved that car and she's like humble girl Like she came with just like had like an iPhone 4 when she first started working. She does not give a yeah I literally remember getting her a new phone and she was crying because it didn't have a home button. And I was like, she's like face recognition. We're like, babe, that was five years ago. She's also the hardest worker to absolutely the absolute hardest worker.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Every single day. She's brilliant. She's perfect. There's nothing wrong with Kyla Worm and Kyla Worm. She's the only reason I'm alive and anything good about me is just like, you know, it's her. She's all behind it. So she's perfect. Getting her that car was crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Everyone was crying. everyone was freaking out it was trying to surprise her was so hard too because kyla does absolutely everything for me so it's like i'm at the dealership and they're like we need a check and i'm like how do i write a check she's like kyla do i have an id but it was very easy as well because like tana sleeps till 5 p.m every day so like kyla's like not texting her she's like yeah she's be yeah she's sleeping days off for this nap day i can't i can't lie to you like at all but um yeah getting her that car was absolutely crazy and just watching her drive around in it so good and now she's hooking up with a rapper so i think that the car is so multifaceted i love it she made the first move
Starting point is 00:15:00 last night you were sleeping oh she was she was on top of him on the couch no way we're just like watching a movie and i was just like kyla i'm surprised you didn't hear our actual screams like our response we all like lost it i was losing my mind i've never seen anything like it was the most exciting thing i've ever seen that's honestly insane i'm surprised i didn't hear either in our little tiny david house but i was busy screaming myself getting railed. I don't want to know about that. You know what I mean? I have PTSD after Hawaii. Oh, my God. Hawaii was really bad.
Starting point is 00:15:30 That was absurd. It's kind of like we're in a house with just like 10 people in Hawaii, all this relaxing, having a good time. We were separated by like literally like manila folder walls. Yeah, very small walls. Yeah, they weren't like walls. They were like, you know, when you put up big walls. Yeah, like a closet, like, you know, that like, like with like the little and you just decided that
Starting point is 00:15:48 it was time to go to pound town and straight to pound town. Just like, is that what you heard? You actually were yelling. I was, I was deathly ill with sun poisoning in my room. Like I thought there was an earth. She's like on the bed. Just like, so was about it oh that's so it was like three in the afternoon like i could shoot for drama abby told abby told me that she heard me i'll spit in my mouth which she did she was walking tana or abby's just casually walking up the stairs and she hears tana go spit on me she didn't have a door to her room like you were just one of the ones that just like moved like there was no door chris and I were in a good place in Hawaii. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Lovers on the fucking beach. Not as good of a place as we were last week when I decided. Not the Hollywood fix. Tana unveils toxic boyfriends. So bad. Men are trash. Like an hour later, Chris is like, hey, baby, what do you want for breakfast? I'm just like, what?
Starting point is 00:16:41 But Hunter's also the biggest Chris fan. He just thinks Chris is somehow perfect. I think he's perfect. I think he's perfect. I think he's a great guy. Chris is a really, really great boyfriend to me. He is a really great boyfriend to me. Unfortunately, you hate that. Tana has a boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah, I do have a boyfriend. So the other morning, I happened to fall asleep with my phone unlocked and Chris decided to just mosey his way on into our text before we were together. And then. Before. Before is a little iffy. Hang on then... Before is a little iffy. Hang on and say before is a little iffy. Okay, guys.
Starting point is 00:17:10 She loves to deny it, but I've been saying this for months. You guys have been... You guys are dating. And you guys were dating five months ago. Fully. God, guys. God. To be fair, I just really didn't want to make it official for a minute. I wanted to actually try to take it slow that's actually like behind the scenes is my thing
Starting point is 00:17:28 is trying to take things as painfully slow as possible i try to give the person i'm with every out to leave me and then if they somehow make it past the six months of testing then we can date in reality like you're still whispering to the ear like baby i love you so much like it's me and you to the end it's me and you baby funniest part is that she'll be like no no trust me he knows he knows it's like totally casual and i'll hear her and she'll be like did you cheat on me baby hunter alexander moreno first of all shut the fuck up second of all fuck okay maybe you're right i'm toxic big news that's why i like fucking toxic rappers right and so chris uh decided to leave i woke up when he was gone and then instead of doing anything correct i
Starting point is 00:18:11 took straight to twitter straight but to be fair i actually thought he was up and out i thought this was his fucking final moment where he was absolutely just done so i i tweeted you know just got left and then chris was back in my bed four hours later and we got back together we never really broke up actually but i mean yeah great great way to publicize no he went to a doctor's appointment like he was yeah he wasn't even pressed came back normally he's like trending he's like um yeah um chris i would actually like to take this moment for my first apology of many on the canceled podcast to be to you i love you baby
Starting point is 00:18:51 you dicked me down so great last night you're so fucking hot and sexy and talented he's actually working on a song about how much i suck right now in the studio so listen to that shit soon the internet is shipping you like fully shipping you with Bryce. I know. It's so interesting. Because back in the day, there was a very, very, very, very long time ago. There was a point where I would say I tried to like kind of talk to Bryce. It was like a very, very, very long time. Of course. Four and seven years ago.
Starting point is 00:19:21 At this time, I was with Bella Thorne. So I was trying to have Bryce kind of be my like side piece I would like invite him to Bella's and shit but she's so loyal that was an open relationship that was an open relationship to be fair
Starting point is 00:19:31 Bella was fully with Maud's son who would then be my boyfriend later on out of completely just trauma bonding but um now Bryce is just
Starting point is 00:19:39 you know we've had our ups and our downs we've tried to cancel each other we've come back from it and you know now he's too clouded to deny him so we've become great friends again and it's been really
Starting point is 00:19:49 fun actually making tiktoks like now why did you say now like and i mean hypothetically speaking like were you like if you were to not have a boyfriend right now would you like today bryce today no um to be fair and the cap on this app no to be fair a tune into alex warren's last vlog bryce was trying to fuck me all night the other night and i was i was avidly avidly saying no that's honestly inspired can i tell you something it's not that bryce is like i don't I don't want to say anything negative about him I actually like I mean great guy whatever I don't really know him but I like he is everything like the opposite of like what I
Starting point is 00:20:32 say I stand for like I always talk about how I'm attracted to guys who are like real and funny and like not on social media I will tell you I think my three mental illnesses are like anxiety depression attracted to Bryce Hall oh my god i think he's so hot for some reason like i'm sexually attracted to bryce hall like i really am oh my god brooke jesus bryce would definitely hit no like but i don't want like i
Starting point is 00:20:55 wouldn't happen now but like a social meet like i anyone on social media i think like that's i'm like that's so embarrassing like brooke you're on a podcast right now. Brooke literally hooked up with Harry Jowsey. Oh, yes, she did. Should I stop? Am I being a cunt? I made that happen. Let's make it very clear. I was sitting next to both of them at dinner at BOA.
Starting point is 00:21:14 I was like, Harry, what do you think of my friend, Brooke? He's like, knock her. I'm just kidding. Maybe like two hours later, after two more expensive martinis, you're like, all right, guys, I'm getting kidding. Maybe like two hours later after two more exposted martinis, you're like, all right, guys, I'm getting a little tired. I'm getting a little tired tonight. No. Exposed. Okay. Typically,
Starting point is 00:21:33 usually that's not my type. I don't like guys who are on social media or in any sort of like... Get up on this app! I know you've got the next topic for us no but to be fair harry actually is a great guy and i'm harry's are you kidding he's six what is six six he's really hot no harry's definitely a great guy we're saying oh yeah he's human oh like he's a good i don't
Starting point is 00:21:56 know much about him for people to not ship us and for him to hook up with my friend for me to finally be validated in the fact that i've never hooked up with him jake that is funny for me to see though because i see tiktoks all day long that are like tana and harry tan and harry and like in my mind she's getting her pussy and to be honest most of the time i would fully just like expose her for hooking with people but like harry is the one person that like you do stuff with online but don't fuck that is true tana has never hooked up with harry you guys made out they They made out. God damn it. Okay. You just told me.
Starting point is 00:22:28 You just told the internet that I got railed by him. Yeah, you're honestly right. Making out for you is just like giving someone a hug. To be fair, this was one of the first times we hung out, though, and I really didn't know him. It was the first. I was there, actually. Funny story. I actually do kind of regret that.
Starting point is 00:22:41 But to be fair, for a long time, I didn't want my ex to think I'd hooked up with Harry. So I really was going out of my way to not. But then everyone thought it and I might as well have. But I'm still proud that I didn't, especially because I can say to Francesco, like, I didn't fuck Harry. That's amazing. I'm like, sorry, Frankie. Whatever. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Whatever. I got invited to go to space like dead ass. Not the club in Miami either. The actual fucking little NASA place. She got genuinely invited to go to space. Like, dead ass. Not the club in Miami, either. The actual fucking little NASA place. She got genuinely invited to go to space. On a rocket ship. I think the people who invited her had no idea, like, what she's capable of. Like, she will literally, like, hotbox the spaceship.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Like, maybe- They are not coming home. If Tana's on that ship, they are not coming back. Everyone's getting sucked on the flight. You mean, like, sucked and fucked? Yes. Well, that's probably true. You're on your way to space.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Is that the worst thing that could happen? I was, like, more concerned about her not having, like, fake eyelashes or, like, a backwood. Or it's, like- That's probably true you're on your way to space is that the worst thing that can happen i was like more concerned about her not having like fake eyelashes or like a backwood or it's like that's so true like the amount of things that oh she doesn't do that bestie i would i would shower in space i don't know i'm not gonna lie it doesn't it doesn't entertain me at all the idea because it would like it sounds fucking annoying but at the same time imagine the first wait are we talking about showering or going to space honestly both but to time, imagine the first. Wait, are we talking about showering or going to space? Honestly, both. Yeah, it's both. But to be fair, imagine the first nudes in space. The first OnlyFans photos in space.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Like, I would be down. Who was it? Lance Armstrong. No. Neil. Lance Armstrong. My guy, Neil. Lance rode the bike.
Starting point is 00:23:59 To be fair, though, imagine from Neil Armstrong to Tana Mongeau. NASA's just like going bankrupt. The digression of our society. Is that even a word? Yeah, I don't know guys I might go to space Tana in space soon who knows I have to burp
Starting point is 00:24:08 there's a 0% chance Tana goes to space don't do it oh boxing it would not be the first episode of the cancelled podcast if we didn't discuss boxing
Starting point is 00:24:14 but god I'm gonna tell you right now there is 0% chance you win in any fight versus any human you don't believe in me you get like freaked out
Starting point is 00:24:23 if someone touches your face. If someone punched you in the face. But at this point, you would just have to. With that nose job? Oh. But I think you would just have to accept $5 million broken nose
Starting point is 00:24:33 buy a new nose after. She says this all the time. Like, I'm just going to accept the money and like fix my face. I just saw TikTok the other day. They were like, why are people acting like $10 million for like some embarrassment on the internet
Starting point is 00:24:42 is like a bad deal. Like, I don't know why you want to like win so badly. I honestly feel like you could just box. Who the fuck cares who you box? You get the bag and it's like, whatever. Like people make fun of you. People are making fun of you anyway, babe. I mean, who do I think would knock me out?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Like if you win the ring, you're going to make the most money, but you also can get knocked out. Bad baby. It's going to beat her ass. Bad baby would beat the shit out of you. And I would be betting on bad baby. beat the shit out of you and I would I would be bad I'd be betting on bad baby
Starting point is 00:25:07 we're in Vegas we're just like that is so fucking mean I got an offer to fight Gabby Hanna I think she would knock me out I said no
Starting point is 00:25:13 well she's Corinna really wants to fight and I think that would be Corinna this is what I'll say about Corinna I don't I mean I don't know
Starting point is 00:25:21 like about her strength but I feel like she's she's sober right or like she doesn't really drink much or anything. She'll take training camp seriously. Yeah, that's what I think. I think that she lives a more healthy lifestyle. She probably sleeps.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Yeah, and she also definitely has a lot more desire to fight me, I think, than I have to fight her. I think that it's very clear she all of a sudden doesn't like me. I'm not really sure why. The last time we spoke on the phone was literally on facetime when i was with mad son and she was just like how are you i miss you i got a rolex whatever like all this shit we like made plans to hang out and then like i just ghosted her i think i don't want don't call me out for this but i think that's what happened
Starting point is 00:25:59 corinna would always call me out for being like a bad responder but also like i was never super excited to hang out we're very different people there's a lot of things that also i don't personally respond to anybody like yeah and it's not like we were ever close but it is very strange her sudden hatred for me but then saying i want clout because it's kind of like when i look at our friendship i did a lot for her when she was fighting with taylor kniff i had her back i helped her move out i would kick it with her every day whenever she went through shit with guys, I would give her advice. I took her on tour with me.
Starting point is 00:26:29 She has an entire different perception of that, but just the complaining was a lot for me. But yeah, I mean, she had a scandal for liking Trump. I was trying to help her get out of it, but then she was like, no, but so what about my political views? And I was like, maybe we shouldn't kick it as much. What about Edison, Ray, and and trump that is a good segue maybe i should just stop
Starting point is 00:26:48 talking about corinna and fighting i don't know my dream fight like she was mr mr trump sir i love addison ray live live and die by addison right but that kills a little footy for sure the trump thing but i don't know how I would respond. If Trump was next to you, just for like that. No, I wouldn't. The concept of it. Not to be like, I love you. No, I would be like, fuck you. No, I think regardless of your political views,
Starting point is 00:27:13 like the former president of the United States is sitting like two seats down from you. I feel like you like. You say something. I would say, especially like what, like maybe she, well, how old is she? I would make a mean joke at most. Maybe she had a few drinks.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I don't, I mean, I don't think it's that shocking. Addison Rae is definitely a very Southern girl. Yeah. Addison Rae is definitely a very Southern girl. You know what I mean? She was, boy, I could definitely see that. And I mean, there are a lot of influencers that, you know, are Trump supporting and to each is their own. I definitely think if I saw Trump, I would like be very rude or say nothing at all.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I'm not a fan for sure. But at the same time, I guess to each as their own, it was definitely a very iconic viral moment. I don't know what to say. We can do a play-by-play. I understand. It's going to play-by-play what she actually said to him. Yeah, the Nelk Boys and I,
Starting point is 00:28:00 I've always thought they hated me. I still kind of think they hate me. So I just never really watched their stuff unless they were like pranking me. But I've been watching them hated me I still kind of think they hate me so I just never really watch their stuff unless they were like pranking me but I've been watching them lately they're hilarious
Starting point is 00:28:08 she knows what she's doing holy shit people do it's fucking insane it's viral I don't really have anything else to say about it I'm not going to condemn her I don't feel like I feel She knows what she's doing. Holy shit. People do. It's fucking insane. It's viral. I don't really have anything else to say about it. I'm not going to condemn her. I don't feel like I feel any specific way about it.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I feel like it's like, okay, he was the president. Who cares if you like him or not? He's sitting right next to you. I would say hi to him. Yeah, she didn't say like, I love everything that you do. Yeah, she's not like, oh my God, I really love your policy. She really just was like, hey, what's up? I don't feel like he was yelling at Hayley.
Starting point is 00:28:43 And also, no no maybe i don't say that i've been watching these videos recently of like the justin and hayley argument altercation altercation and i hayley just talked about it recently saying like it didn't actually happen like that i'm a believer i've never seen anything like like what hayley bieber gets on the internet it's so insane to me that people are so, like, so attached to this, like, relationship between Selena or whatever,
Starting point is 00:29:07 like, that they literally, like, create all these, like, they only use these, like, clips of Hailey and Justin
Starting point is 00:29:13 when it, like, looks awkward or they can, like, kind of, like, create,
Starting point is 00:29:16 like, manipulate a false narrative. And the video was, it looked bad, like, right there. To be fair, though,
Starting point is 00:29:21 but it looks like he's fired up about something. He looks like he's, like, telling her about, like, something. What if he's rapping lyrics? Like, you don't know. He's just telling her a story, though, it looks like he's fired up about something. He looks like he's telling her about something. What if he's rapping lyrics
Starting point is 00:29:26 like you don't know? He's just telling her a story like, bro, this is what happened and everyone's like, yeah, he's about to beat her ass. No, I think they're cute. I think they're happy
Starting point is 00:29:33 every time I've ever seen them together. He's so sweet to her. Yeah, because she doesn't even look like she's like scared even slightly. It looks like they're just in like a deep convo. Honest to God, I i think they're the happiest sweetest couple and they're just fine
Starting point is 00:29:49 yeah not one person around them is like oof they're all just like yeah like they're just concerned about the conversation yeah but also i would let justin bieber punch me in the face and call me a stupid fucking slut i would let him literally come on my face me and he okay i would not do that um but hayley, on the other hand, I would take to a nice seafood dinner on the beach. Is that your move? You take her to a seafood dinner? A seafood dinner on the beach in the back of the car.
Starting point is 00:30:14 We know you like the back of the car, baby. Hunter loves taking bitches in his Jeep in the back of his car after a date. That's his move. If you go on a date with Hunter, just know that you're probably going to go to the beach. He's going to back up to a little lookout. Oh my god. I'm literally gonna expose in 4k.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I've got, there's like three times that I've been like, I'm gonna have to explain this to people later. Tell me what the problem is with taking a girl to the beach nicely. I'm getting nice, we're getting food. Nothing. Sitting by the water. If it's bi-weekly, is it getting old? It's bi-weekly is it getting old monthly however also that one time that you took a girl there and she was like remember when you ate my pussy by the beach in your g i was like that was wrong she put her own what is it called iud iud she put her own iud in and i was this is a little
Starting point is 00:30:57 graphic but i was down there and it was like a remote control was just like around there's wires you're supposed to put those in yourself. Yeah, I don't think so either. There's wires everywhere. And I was just like, what am I feeling? I got out. It's like a little wire control box. He came home, he's like, bestie, what the fuck do I do? I had to ask. I was like, is that a thing people do?
Starting point is 00:31:17 I don't think it's supposed to be like dangling. No, it was just like everywhere. But to be fair, that girl also was a little wild. She did a lot of crazy stuff. Yeah, it was the first time i met her is that the girl who made all the tick tocks about you she made the one two one of many but it was like a pro and she no she sent all the texts like yes those texts were wild hunter attracts it's actually insane to me i've never seen anything like it i don't know where he finds these girls he every single time hunter like starts talking to a girl it'll be like casual. They go on one date.
Starting point is 00:31:46 She'll start confessing love so profusely that it's dangerous. I have to wonder, what are you doing on these dates? To be fair, as a former victim of Hunter's antics. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just make it very clear. OK. We're going there.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Hunter, I'm kidding. Victim was a strong word. But Hunter loves to play the fall in love with me cards. I'm a good guy. I am a good guy. I make a very good guy. I am a good guy. But like, you're good at making bitches fall in love.
Starting point is 00:32:11 And I think that you also do, whether you admit it or not, maybe because you're so chill and like me, you might enjoy the toxicity. You kind of attract girls who are mentally unstable. I think that I screw loose. Mentally unstable, for sure. Do I look for girls that are mentally unstable? No.
Starting point is 00:32:26 But do I. Have I only ever been with that type of girl? Yes. No, but I think that like ultimately, like when I go into a relationship, that's not like what I'm looking for, but that it happens. And I'm just like a genuine enough human that I will not leave them if I think that they're like. Do you think that you're a fixer?
Starting point is 00:32:45 Do you think you like naturally are attracted to people who need like a little fixer upper situation? Yeah, but I think everyone does, to be honest. I don't think he's the worst hunter. I think there's a little, you know, hunter echo right now with Millie Bobby Brown. Oh, my God. I didn't even know his name was Hunter. God, all these fucking hunters out here. He's not the worst hunter.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I am not the worst hunter. This Millie Bobby Brown. You sent me this TikTok the other day. I'm not sure what's going on with this situation. To be honest, this stuff is so wrong. I don't know if you saw
Starting point is 00:33:09 like Millie Bobby Brown and this guy named Hunter Echo who was like a random TikTok. Far older than her. Super groomed to her. He was like 20. She's 16, right? She was 16 at the time
Starting point is 00:33:17 and he was alleging that the parents signed off to it which is super wrong if they did on their behalf as well but also justifying it like that's crazy
Starting point is 00:33:25 but even beyond that the way he was speaking about her and like sexual stuff in his life the only thing I saw about it was him claiming like oh I was drinking
Starting point is 00:33:33 and like I just things got out of hand whatever on his life there's no excuse why do you want to do that there's no excuse at all in that regard and I think that like
Starting point is 00:33:41 he should be facing whatever like legally you should face so yeah super nasty guy. And his life was crazy. I know I groomed her on a live stream. I know I groomed her.
Starting point is 00:33:51 He literally said that. OK. He made a joke about grooming her. Dude, and he was in like a trailer park with this bitch who looked like a human version of a cigarette who was like screaming in the live too. It was fucking nuts. It was just gross. It all made me feel super gross. She can't catch a break. What did she have? Jacob sartorius and now this yeah this is just and lots
Starting point is 00:34:09 of scandals i know she's the sweetest nicest girl it's it's wild i mean that's young that's just shitty and like she's young and she's talented and she's gonna learn a lot i feel like i don't know yeah yeah fuck him though face face it all suck my dick right now today we are canceling hunter echo on the canceled podcast we're canceling Hunter Echo on the cancel podcast we're canceling Hunter Echo and we're freeing Brittany we're freeing Brittany
Starting point is 00:34:29 we're freeing Brittany oh my god I can't even you saw that she got a lawyer she got to choose her lawyer now which is like a huge deal no her being appointed a lawyer who is on the outside
Starting point is 00:34:38 this lawyer is also very famous for criminal justice and conservatorship cases yeah that's what's important I feel like specifically having any like background in like criminal anything I feel like him having any like background
Starting point is 00:34:45 in like criminal anything. I feel like you've been like one of the forefront people in like so solely supporting like what Brittany, getting free. I have never seen something that actually in the media makes me so personally angry and sad because I look at her situation and I look at times in life where I've
Starting point is 00:35:05 been with people who have tried to trap me and control me in a lot of very, very similar ways. It's scary. And it's a lot easier than you think. And it happens a lot more in Hollywood, I think, than people think. And seeing her case, it's like this. It's like the spearheading example of what the worst that can happen. And from your own family and everyone around you and for like 13 years to imagine, dude, like hearing all the the gross gruesome details to like forcing her to have an iud and not be able to have kids choosing what she eats like not being able to leave putting her on massive amounts of lithium that completely just inebriate her and make her like not a person
Starting point is 00:35:39 oh wow she's having to perform arenas all while she's having to have the most insane hard job in the world that she's being gunned to her head told to do and it's like if she's capable at the bottom line at the end of the day if she's capable of working that hard she is capable of having a free life and to be fair like being in jail in my eyes would be better than that
Starting point is 00:36:00 100% because at least at that point people know it's just hard I feel like for her to go through it all know like it's just hard like i feel like for her to go through it all and like literally people just don't know what's going on i mean now now it's better but like for so many years like people just didn't know it was crazy i wasn't aware of like what was happening at all it was literally like we thought it was really dug down for a while no i would like come to the forefront i would literally come sit in your room and be like bro like listen to this free britney conspiracy like i believe it entirely i know it's happening you'd be like
Starting point is 00:36:26 yeah crying for hours too like yeah it would hit no i like i've bawled my eyes out about it like so many fucking times i think it's insane i would do anything to free britney i swear i want to go to like the next protest and like just but i feel like it's great like people are really finally like catching on i feel like people know now like this is like it's serious it's not like a like funny like haha it's not at all i not like a, like funny, like, ha ha. It's not at all. I think about the scrutiny she had for so long about her mental health in the media to imagine me crying for help and, you know, like acting out and like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:36:53 In the media, everyone just condemning you as this crazy person when you in fact are not crazy at all. Like that's, I could cry right now. Just the frustration, like knowing that like, no. And she literally said in court, she was like, thank you to all my fans for the Free Britney movement. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know exactly what literally said in court she was like thank you to all my fans for the free britney movement like you know what i mean i don't know exactly what she said but it was like i wouldn't she was so well spoken in that like it's like her whole little what did they call it like a statement or whatever so well spoken so brilliant different voice yeah
Starting point is 00:37:18 exactly like everything you can tell she's not like she's not like drugged out like yeah if you're intelligible enough to do that, that's the thing. But it's like it's like hearing her speak that way and like hearing like what she said and the words she used, like whatever. It's like, you know, that like that is so different from what we've seen in the past like years from which just makes it all the more sad. It's terrible. Like, it makes me sick.
Starting point is 00:37:40 And like, I really, really hope free Britney. I just hope she gets to have a normal life at some point and literally like have kids and just do what she wants to do. She's done everything for everyone else. Her manager, he just came out and said, I failed her after 10 years. He quit, right? What's the deal with that? I think he just like stepped down.
Starting point is 00:37:55 But I mean, yeah. If you genuinely feel like I've done the most that I can do and like at this point I'm not serving her anymore. I respect that. I respect it too. I don't fucking respect him at all. Suck it, it can die. Well, I don't know. I don't too. I don't fucking respect him at all. Suck a dick and die. Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:05 I don't know. I don't know anything about him. I'm just saying like, if he, if he knows that like I have not served her, she deserves better. Like, and he stepped down and that could have done it five years sooner. Motherfucker. I agree. Sure. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:17 I'm so angry about this. Can you tell? I got so serious. It's ridiculous. Like I'm just, I'm so passionate about it. She's like feeling the public backing. She tweeted or she, she posted a post that said hashtag free Britney for the first time. I saw that where she's doing the cartwheels in the grass.
Starting point is 00:38:32 But at the same time, all of her social media has been manipulated for the last few years. What if that's her PR team playing into it just to create more awareness around her brand and continue to try to make her slave and work? Who says that's her posting? You really don't know what's real and what's not. It's very, very true. I know. No one wants to hear that noise in the audio podcast.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Sorry. I'm going to try to not screech a lot on this podcast. You haven't done it at all this time. No screeching and no nip slips. That's the goal. I have two masks that you can cover your nipples with if you need because masks are coming back. Oh, man. My whole Twitter yesterday was like, you're going to hate to hear this, bestie. Masks are back. We don't want people to think we're anti-maskers.
Starting point is 00:39:07 But that doesn't suck. Definitely not. It's just unfortunate. I think that, like, you know. You know, I think anything I could say about this. I mean, like, wow, being vaccinated is so important to me. And I love that. And, like, if masks need to help, masks need to be on to help, you know, not spread the virus.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Obviously, that's what needs to happen. No one wants to see anyone get sick and their loved ones and stuff like that so if masks need to be back then i'm all for it and i think i should just shut the fuck up because i am not the cdc or joe biden or even olivia rodrigo you know i don't even have any room to say any of this i'm just gonna rodrigo with the white hat i know i love to see that oh i love her so much got her license and like this year she got this fucking this is her year oh my god i love she got her driver's license hunter what no i mean she got her driver's license the same year she's literally on potus's instagram he posted her oh here she goes
Starting point is 00:39:56 biden feed posted olivia and he's like no it's she deserves everything coming to her she's someone posted like olivia rodrigo could do joe b Joe Biden's job, but could Joe Biden write favorite crime? And I was like screaming. Literally no. She's so brilliant. And I feel like there's really not a lot of people like her. I feel like it's like the best thing ever. She deserves everything coming to her.
Starting point is 00:40:15 And she's just like the sweetest, cutest little girl. She's actually dating one of my really good friends right now. And I told you that before it was public. Dude, I was dating his best friend, Goody Grace, for like a while. And we would all hang out like every single day. And I kind of stayed in that relationship so Olivia could be... We're just kidding, Chris.
Starting point is 00:40:33 No, Goody's a great ex of mine. He's definitely one of the nicest. I love Goody. I was actually not around for Goody times. I was on a little hiatus. Yeah, we were minding each other. Cancel. There were so many Olivia Rodrigo memes with her at that podium. It is actually crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:48 But I love to see it. Yeah, her and Adam, I think. I was seeing people really harp on the age gap and stuff like that. I think it's like three or four years. But she's legal, right? She's legal. Yes. Otherwise, I'd be a Millie Bobby Brown scandal.
Starting point is 00:40:59 She is so brilliant. She's so wise beyond her years, I feel like. And Adam's such a good person. Like, so moral. So moral so nice like talented writer like honestly when i saw them together i was like good for him he deserves that he deserves to be with somebody as like intelligent and just awesome and successful as her i hope they last i really do her interviews are like listening to her speak i like am so like in awe of her i feel like she's like the. If you're writing like that, you just have to be the smartest. She is very Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I know she's such a little Swift. She's our generation. She's brilliant in the way that she writes. The fact that that even comes to anyone's brain. Not coming for Taylor Swift by saying that. They are equally talented, incredible women. I'm going to get canceled for 19 things on this. No pun intended.
Starting point is 00:41:44 You better be careful because the Swifties are serious. No, I love Taylor Swift. Taylor, if you're watching this, I'm in love with you. He's going to take you in the Jeep. Oh, come on, Taylor. I would do so much better than the Jeep. For Taylor Swift? Are you kidding?
Starting point is 00:41:57 You can't even have a Jeep. You've got to have a material. Oh, come on. No, she's humble. You're right. She's humble. Yeah, definitely. Hunter's been a Swifty.
Starting point is 00:42:05 I've been a Swifty for my entire life. Yeah, I remember when I first met you, you were just like, our song is the slam of screen doors. Good song. Very cute. Let's talk about Travis and Courtney. Do we think they're engaged?
Starting point is 00:42:18 I think they're engaged. I think that they're engaged, but what I will say, would they be so obvious about it? She was really at Disneyland wearing the bridal ears. I feel like she's playing us. I think Ken and Travis are just great for each other. I think that she needed someone like Travis,
Starting point is 00:42:33 and they are just like this. And a family. I feel like she turned her whole world upside down. I feel like she was really stuck in this whole like. You know he's giving her that good rock star dick too. Oh, my. It's just ridiculous. With the rhythm.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Have you seen him play? But haven't you guys heard the rumors that he doesn't have a dick because of the, um, plane crash. I've heard those. I don't know. Travis and I were DMing for a second and I super didn't do anything about it.
Starting point is 00:42:56 He is my biggest crush. He's like literally probably the most attractive person on this entire. I really wish I had. Obviously now I don't. They're the cutest couple ever in the world, but he is so fucking hot.'s great too i feel like like i don't know which of them is hotter but they're perfect together scott i'm sorry i know you're hurting he's definitely imagine being scott disick and you're just sorry you're just cradle robbing
Starting point is 00:43:17 day by day and travis and courtney are like taking over the world i don't know i think i think he's doing just fine he's yeah he's chilling. I'm not canceling Scott Disick. Also another great guy who's been in my DMs. Damn, I really, I'm out here. I think your DMs are probably one of the most wild DMs ever. You don't let anyone see them, but like I know from whenever you feel like sharing.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah, like what I show you. Just from like word of mouth. Yeah, you know, little screenshots to the group chat now and again, they are fun. It's so funny talking about Kourtney because I really wonder if she hates me after Khloe favorited a tweet calling me a little bird bitch yeah to be clear if the kardashians are watching this i don't even like i don't even know i don't know her at all i'm not kidding like that was like the most traumatic experience i'm like i don't want the kardashians to think that everyone
Starting point is 00:43:59 is freaking out about it a lot more than not no i'll tell you what we are not doing we are not having beef with the Kardashians. The way I've graduated to Kardashian beef. Like, I kind of think that's dope. I don't think I did anything that wrong. You did. You came out. No, she was out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:44:14 She was completely out of pocket. No, I'll tell you what she did wrong. The guy did not come for your party. This is what you did wrong. Mention that Tristan came to your party. You can say that. You can say Tristan came to my party. He was.
Starting point is 00:44:23 He was there. He was there. But I didn't put him on the guest list. Who let him in? It doesn't matter. Tristan came for the party. You can say that. You can say Tristan came to my party. He was. He was there. But I didn't put him on the guest list. Who let him in? It doesn't matter. Tristan came for the house owner. They're friends. They've been friends. He let us know before in advance.
Starting point is 00:44:31 And Tristan was present at the party. However, where you went wrong was mentioning their child by name. Oh my God. Okay. I guess, to be fair, I will apologize for that. I don't like, you know,
Starting point is 00:44:43 I don't think that bringing the, I was just trying to make a joke. I wasn't trying to literally say... It was more so that it was Father's Day. And the things that I saw him do after midnight, literally on Father's Day, in this party... And I think you have a few friends who know Tristan pretty well. They know each other.
Starting point is 00:44:57 It's just in my opinion. I don't really know. So much damage control. After this podcast airs, I'm going to have no friends, no family, no nothing. I was just saying, what are you doing at this'm gonna have no friends no family no i was just saying you know what what are you doing at this party when it's father's day i was just curious it was just a question we know now that he was single during at that time at that i don't i
Starting point is 00:45:14 guess that's fair at the time of her tweeting none of us knew that he was single we didn't know that they were separated so actually was like what the fuck is he doing do we think i broke that news no you did break the news. No one was talking about it. It was for sure. Yeah, I think she was probably trying to keep it pretty under wraps at that time. But in hindsight, I shouldn't have involved myself. And Chloe, I would like to take the time on this canceled podcast to apologize to you. I think you're an amazing, powerful, strong woman.
Starting point is 00:45:36 She's the best one. She's my favorite one. I love Kendall. We know you love Kendall. I'm on this podcast here to let you know that I also love you. For the love of God. I'm on this podcast here to let you know that I also love you. For the love of God. I'm like, pick and choose. How many people have you confessed your love for on this podcast?
Starting point is 00:45:50 He's never going to stop doing this. He's going to use the podcast every single time as an outlet to just get more and more pussy. Listen, I don't get it. I'm actually a virgin. It's my fault, though, really, for enabling you and giving you this platform to be a slut. Thank you so much for that. Kendall, you heard that?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Chloe, I'm sorry. Tristan, i'm sorry um tristan i'm sorry she's probably going through it right now like that's so embarrassed like she already like went through the whole embarrassment the first time and then she was like you know what i'll take him back even though it's embarrassing and now it's happening again so i really do feel for her but just know that like we didn't know you guys were separated and we love you and like she didn't mean what she said what she said she didn't mean what she said and you're my favorite one and i don't think we should have beef yeah i really don't want to have beef i'm really like chloe chloe money she's like leaves me alone i get a cease and desist after this moving on guys get rid of this bitch moving on
Starting point is 00:46:39 but if you're a bird i'm a bird chloe but to be fair i actually have never said this before i love def noodles twitter i love him i love the way he reports i think he's funny as fuck I'm a bird, Chloe. But to be fair, I actually have never said this before. I love Def Noodle's Twitter. I love him. I love the way he reports. I think he's funny as fuck. He catches on to everything going on in pop culture. It's funny to watch him beef with all the other shady news sources too, like Keemstar and shit. I'm campaigning for Def Noodle to get his Twitter back.
Starting point is 00:46:59 It got indefinitely suspended, didn't it? Really? I think that's what I read. Should I just start tweeting Def Noodle's while he's gone? I will say it is inspiring to me that people are able to make an entire like career off of that just like reporting what the else is going on definitely permanently suspended from uh why you know some rich ass youtuber with crazy lawyers that just didn't want to keep being reported on made that happen. Like Death Noodles eliminated Ace Family.
Starting point is 00:47:26 What else is going on? Maybe not. Does anyone know like what he did do? The minor is alleging that from 16 years old or I think 15 or something like that, that he she was a really big fan and he groomed her entirely from that point. It was younger. It was like 14. What I was hearing was like 13 years old. Oh, my God. Like that's it's funny because Josh and I spent a lot of time like Josh Peck and I like
Starting point is 00:47:45 hanging out together. And I would obviously always make jokes about like, where's Drake? Why isn't Drake? You know, the wedding shit when like one of them had a wedding and the other wasn't invited. Josh got married.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Drake wasn't invited. And Josh would kind of always just allude to like, you know, we're very different people and shit like that. And now with this coming out, I was like, Oh, that's what he meant by very different people.
Starting point is 00:48:01 One's a pedophile and one's not. In my opinion, don't sue me. To probation for what he did by very different people. One's a pedophile and one's not. In my opinion, don't sue me. He was sentenced to probation for what he did for all those years. Like nothing. He doesn't go to jail. He does nothing wrong. It's so crazy that people spend life in prison for like marijuana charges.
Starting point is 00:48:14 And then Drake Bell's out here like abusing his power on young girls. And he's just going to be sentenced to probation. Kyle Massey too. That one let me down so hard because he was a really good friend of mine. I never saw that coming. Oh, I think maybe Kyle Massey was the 13- let me down so hard because he was a really good friend of mine and I never saw that coming. Oh I think maybe Kyle Massey was the 13 year old situation. No. She was younger. He knew her from like childhood.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Oh right. I don't even fuck with you. It's crazy. Maybe I'm naive but I'm like what the fuck is this? Hollywood is so crooked though. Like so many guys are like that. Dude I'm very close to just having an entire episode of talking about all the overage people who did things to me when i was 15 and up like it's wild it's insane when they
Starting point is 00:48:49 admit to it because drake admitted to he pled guilty to a felony and misdemeanor charge relating to a 2017 incident with an underage girl who met him online and attended one of his concerts when she was 15. and like the power dynamic i have never understood that like your fans what the is wrong with you to like saying like it and it happens everywhere i mean the power dynamic i have never understood that like fucking your fans what the fuck is wrong with you to like saying like it and it happens everywhere i mean the power dynamic such a thing i think that with james charles that really started to come into play where people during that time people began to actually hold people accountable for using their power against their fans and i think that it's crazy that it this year is the first year I yeah It took really long for people to finally recognize that that was happening and like and how long that necessarily
Starting point is 00:49:29 There was no microscope before I feel like people weren't like really looking at the old like stuff people were getting weird because there wasn't like Yeah, you should be like like oh you hooked up with your yeah, it was a word of mouth Like that's amazing. And now it's just like that's super fucked up like no power dynamic that's just someone abusing it and especially a power dynamic mixed with age like that it's so gross i am so grateful to say that i am not a fan fucker and i have nothing to hide and i hope that a lot of the other influencers in the space can continue to be the same because i think that shit is just so sad and disgusting he really just came back well i i don't know if he was ever like prosecuted. I don't know what actually happened in that situation.
Starting point is 00:50:08 So I don't have enough knowledge to speak on it. But it definitely, that one was disheartening for me because I was the biggest lifelong diehard Crystalia fan. And the way I had to take 80 Life Rips hoodies out of my closet when that shit happened, I was so sad. It was weird because of the characters he was playing as well yeah he was literally he was playing himself i myself a lot of people had like really sketchy experiences yeah i had multiple friends no yeah you actually were
Starting point is 00:50:36 hooking up with a girl who was a really good friend of mine who dated him before and i remember a very long time ago before any of this i was die hard watching his podcast and she said you know you should think about why he takes those roles and like she said a lot of other really crazy claims about him so it's like it's also wild too because it's like chrysalia is a great example of there were so many rumors about that shit in hollywood before a story actually came out and it's like same with drake bell same with james traw same with so many like yeah and it's like it sounds like it's like word of mouth like oh like you never. But then you realize, oh, all these people were talking about this. Because save with Harvey Weinstein.
Starting point is 00:51:10 People had alluded to that so many different times. But at least. And everyone was just like, oh, ha ha. And then it ended up just being this huge thing. And then you think about it. These are just people in the limelight. Think about people who are just regular agents at agency. Yeah, you're seeing the people who end up making it and then speaking on it.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Like there's so many people who like, like nothing ever happened to them. And like non-celebrities, just so many people abuse their power against me. Like it just, you know what I mean? I was fully in the mail room at that point when one of the older agents was like trying to have me go and hook up with her and like sleep with her
Starting point is 00:51:39 and like to get to the next level. And like, I denied it. And I got fully blackballed from the side of the agency. That's a real thing that happens. That really is why I let in. All the time. It's not like, oh, it happens, and it's pretty crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:52 It's happening all the time. It's happening every day in every single sub-genre of the industry. It's crazy. I'm so happy that we're finally in a place where people are taking seriously how important it is to not only believe the victims, also, you know what
Starting point is 00:52:05 i mean to take things to take legal action so that in a court of law can be decided they're instilling fear in like the people who are like responsible that's like that's what's important is like making sure that people know that like if you're doing this or you're like acting that way like you're going to be held yeah yeah for real yeah it's definitely wild i'm glad that it's like at this point though now just like i can get away with this shit to where if someone says some shit you take them seriously until proven other you know what i mean like yeah entirely i'm about to have to take accountability for a lot of things after this podcast same honestly i think that this it's gonna be crazy the shit that we end up talking about on this podcast this first episode was
Starting point is 00:52:43 i love this this is so fun this this first episode was fucking awesome. I love this, this is so fun. This first episode was fucking absolutely ridiculous. I can't even imagine overtime in real time with scandals, my own and others included. Yeah, for sure. Hopefully you guys' too. No, not hopefully our. I would prefer to eliminate scandals for my life entirely.
Starting point is 00:52:59 I just think this podcast is about to be fucking insane. It's 100% the craziest podcast, I think. Welcome to Canceled, you guys. I hope that this first episode showed you some justice. Feel free to treat us just like you did. You know,
Starting point is 00:53:10 Mike Malak on Impulsive roasts us in the comments until we fucking grow. We just, you know, we want to make it as good as possible. I think we all were really nervous
Starting point is 00:53:18 today coming in. I was petrified. She told me like 20 minutes ago. She's like, by the way, I'm like, what do you mean I'm coming on the podcast? No, literally, I did tell Brooke today she was hosting my podcast. Today? I had no idea. petrified she told me like 20 minutes ago she's like by the way i'm like what do you mean i'm
Starting point is 00:53:25 coming on the podcast no literally i did tell brooke today she was hosting my podcast today i had no idea but get you a ride or die bestie who says all right i'll get ready come over and host this podcast with you where you expose the fuck out of each other and probably get canceled worldwide very different podcast from what i was typically doing my podcast before i had to make sure your podcast is definitely a little bit of a different vibe. I can't even imagine being you and having the 50% balance and entire mental health brand and the things you advocate for
Starting point is 00:53:50 and being very brand safe and then being my best friend and having to do shit like this. So make sure Tana is okay. Make sure Tana is okay. Sincerely. The dynamic is very interesting. 100 does balance it well.
Starting point is 00:54:01 And I always say you're my moral ground in life. You're always going to tell me that I'm wrong. And I think in my biggest life growth situations you've held me accountable and made me grow and told me what's good same with you so it's always my real ones are here with me no matter what like i don't know what you would do i i can't imagine me leaving your life because i'm like what the fuck would happen humble he's like what the fuck would you do without me no it's a it's a reality let's be very honest i think but but in the same sense i feel like you're important to
Starting point is 00:54:32 like i don't know i like the like the balance of like situations i feel like you and i are a lot alike and like in that we are yeah she's fucking nuts no no it's a good nuts though because it makes me like it keeps us on our toes and honestly like I learned more from you in a day than I do from like any of my normal like regular friends. That's the kindest thing you've ever said to me, Brooke. I'm literally going to cry about that. But you, I'm like, don't forget. I slide her $20.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Please. I'm like, I can't pay rent this month. And why can't you pay rent? Who owes you money? Stay tuned to talk about the people that owe us money in this industry and have fucked us over on the future episodes of cancelled we love you thank you so much for watching hunter and brooke thank you for joining me and holding me accountable at all times and being my moral high grounds we
Starting point is 00:55:15 will see you on the next episode of cancelled if we don't get cancelled signing out face tanimotia is cancelled

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