Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 10: Episode 10: Why We Kicked Hunter Off the Podcast

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

In this episode Tana and Brooke are joined by Lilah Gibney. They discuss New York, sugar babying, Hunter's faux paux, the IV girl, and much more! This episode is sponsored by Manscaped (http://www.manscaped.com promo code Tana) and Simplisafe (http://www.simplisafe.com/tana). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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is canceled hello and welcome back to another at home no guest pretty drunk episode of the cancelled podcast. We have I mean technically we have a guest but today Lila is Hunter so basically as you that's a weird analogy but you like literally just misgendered me oh shut up so um today

we are back with another episode of cancelled and as you guys know Hunter is on tour so Brooke and I have been holding like at home in our head full auditions for who can help us co-host Cancelled while Hunter is gone. And today we have brought in the one, the only, she might piss you off, you might fall in love with her, maybe a little bit of both. Lila Gibney. I am eager to see like what side it is because like the last few weeks I've been like, oh

my God, Lila is my favorite friend ever. She's so sweet and wholesome. But then sometimes I'm like, oh my God, this woman. Oh, I've been on your good my god, Lila is my favorite friend ever. She's so sweet and wholesome. But then sometimes I'm like, oh my god, this woman. I know, I've been on your good side. I'm like, when's the switch? It's you. You're the switch. I think I'm on her bad side. She like keeps cussing me out for eating her snacks.

I'm like, I'm sorry. No, she's been in a grumpy, a silly grumpy mood. Well, no, I think Brooke likes you so much lately because I'm on her bad side completely. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And when she's back on your good side, she'll hate my guy. She can't like us both. It's way too fucking much. No, of course not.

No, 100%. We actually could not stop fighting in New York. It's pretty scary. Like, there were a few moments in New York where I, like, looked around to see if, like, the cameras, like, any music, like, I was like, is this real? We kept fighting over a $5 Brown Morphe lip liner. It wasn't that.

It's that she just wanted violence. Every single waking second, I would be like, oh my God, Tana, good morning. And she'd be like, I fucking hate you. Good morning. Good morning. At what time? 7 p.m.

7 p.m. She woke up. I mean, you guys were really trying in New York to wake me earlier. Tana goes, let's do the ferry at 3 p.m. Every day we're like, yeah, I bet you want to. Three days in a row. I never made it on the ferry.

Bought the tickets and everything. I never made it on the ferry, not once. You guys were trying. New York is bad for me, though, because it's like out till 6 a.m. Or 7 or 8. I will give you that. She really enjoys the nightlife in New York, but it was disappointing. Anytime we wanted to have fun during the day, we just had to count Tana out.

It's endearing, like, haha, like, oh, she sleeps all day, but it's like, at a certain point, it's like, no, it's sad. It's like, wait, where's our friend? We miss you. I'm such a night owl. I don't know if it's like the Vegas in me, but... I'm like, but then she would wake up, and then she'd beat my ass. Brooke! Brooke and I in New York, I really...

I want to credit this, too, to the fact that we went to Dallas together. Yeah, we honestly spent, and it was honestly really good for us because I talked about this. I think that it taught us that I don't think that we could live together. Because she and I went to Dallas. We came home for like a day. And then we went straight to New York for a full like what, seven, eight days. And Brooke was kind of like held captive for New York.

Yeah, she didn't even want to be there. I did not want, that was going to be my time. I was like going to take a second to like really take a breather and I was like I don't want to drink for a while like I don't really like I just don't feel like myself like I need a second and Tana calls me she goes hey like you're so beautiful just booked your flight gotta go

that did happen I did drag her there worse things have happened I'm really grateful I mean I've also I think that it taught me a lot about our friendship I think the beautiful thing about mine and Brooke's friendship is like Lila and I, we resonate with each other because we're both like absolute manic fucking psychopaths. Psycho. Like we can do anything crazy together.

We don't care. But Brooke and I are very into each other's yang. And that's a beautiful thing to have someone, you know, like I make her a little more crazy and, you know, like, you know, less on edge, like go with the flow. Like I'm very on edge. And Brooke's very like planned and like timing. It's like me with Mario. Yeah. One hundred percent. I'm like so whack and crazy he's like i work at 5 a.m yeah he thinks very he and i are very similar we're like the same sign yeah but we we're like very we think logically and we always think about like okay well this is why we shouldn't do that and we

never think that way our brains don't work we literally don't fucking think so i think that after like two weeks of brooke and i together the yin and yang no longer becomes like beautiful yin and yang it's like we are so fucking different like you know what i mean oh yeah we need to miss each other i think i would pay to see you two in dallas though like just you two oh i want to see i think we've already talked about kind of dallas kind of on the podcast haven't we dallas tana was next level i literally loved dallas tana she was like, not herself. Did he say she woke you up? I'm not kidding.

She, first of all, Paige and Kyla weren't there and Tana depends heavily on Paige and Kyla. Like, and heavily is an understatement. No,

can't breathe, can't eat, can't, can't type on her own, literally. And they're my mom. So I was already like a little apprehensive.

I'm like, okay, am I about to be Paige and Kyla right now on this trip? And Tana surprised me so much in the best way. She was literally like, every morning woke up at like 9 a.m. I would, we slept in the same bed.

I would wake up and she would be up already. I have this weird thing where it's like, and this probably does make me sound like a piece of shit. I'm, you know, we all know they love Brooke. I'm going to get canceled in the comments. It's fine, canceled. But when I'm not with my assistants, I realize like you have to be a person.

You cannot inconvenience everyone around you. You have to actually be responsible for your own life. And I become this person that's like weirdly sufficient. You mean functional? Just like a regular functional person? Literally that. Did you get your own bags? Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Don't lie. Yes. I swear to God. I swear to God she got her own bags. In fact, she was the one navigating us around the airport to find them. We had to get on a shuttle to go get our bags. We had to get on a shuttle.

We got on the wrong shuttle. We had to come all the way back. I've never seen anything like it. The first day she woke up and she goes, I think I should work out. I go, what? That was one of the different Tanas. There's like seven of them. We had the best time. The whole trip, I was literally

just like, it's almost too good to be true. I cannot believe this person is real the last day She pressed she sat she sat me down and prepped me before she went out She goes listen. I'm going out to drink tonight, and you're gonna have to wake me up tomorrow She goes it's no easy task. She goes sleep in REM like crazy. She told me she was like it's no easy task You're gonna have a really hard time. She goes even when you think of giving up don't I'm not getting she was like she was like I don't care if you have to beat my ass. I get me out of bed, whatever.

And and I'm prepping myself. I set like 10 alarms. I'm like, you're right, because our flight was at like 6 a.m. The next day. What I was trying to say, to be fair, was just that, like, I don't wake up easily. Like, you can't be like, get up, sweetie. You have to just get up. Yeah.

She said, like she said, I'm going to give resistance. Don't care. Wake me up. And so I was prepping myself for it. I'm like, OK, like, I'm going to figure this one out. And she literally at 5 a.m. I'm not kidding. She taps me and she goes, Brooke, she goes, do you need me to pack your suitcase?

I changed our flight to earlier. We're going right now. I think that was a dream. I think she said, she said, do you need me to pack your suitcase? I said, there's no way. There's no way that this is real. Like, well, because I knew if I I mean I got back from the club at like 5 30 a.m. we were all

with Mads all night she's a psychopath I knew that if I like went to bed at 5 30 the way that Brooke would have to wake me would like traumatize our friendship forever you'd be angry at me no fully like she would have been angry at me for weeks so I just got back and I was like fuck it I'm switching the flight to 7 a.m. and I'm just gonna wake her and like not piss her off

but I think that I gave you that as a gift because little did you know, in New York, I would be back to you. You know what? I came back and I was raving about her. I was like, oh, my God, this side of Tana I saw. I've never seen anything like it. And I was like, I really feel differently about her. Like I like she really like surprised me this trip.

I was so proud of you. And then New York. I was like two assistants again. Demon time till 8 a.m. Back to like piece of shit. It'd be like 9 p.m. in New York. I was like, two assistants again, demon time till 8am. Back to like, piece of shit. It'd be like 9pm in New York. We're all out. Tanoa, Texas. Hi, where are you guys? Like, what? Oh, yeah. It's 3am. Like, Dallas fully went out the window

after New York. But New York was still... It's all about balance, though. I like to see your multiple personalities. There's one of them I love. I think we should write them all down. Should we name them all? I think so. I'm not kidding. Which one's Tana, though? I need to know. I'm not kidding. I can think of like five. Which one's Tana though? I need to know. I don't know.

I don't fucking know. I love this game. That's my bit. I love this game. So I want, the reason why we actually have Lila on the podcast today is because there's a lot of things that happen in New York that I want to like super delve into. Like that's our thing on here is kind of talking about life obviously. So you were there for a lot of it and very funny and I think it'll be fun.

New York was a movie. But before we talk about New York, Lila, Lila just landed back here approximately like a few hours ago. A couple hours ago. From Vegas. Where were you last night? I was in Vegas with a daddy. So Lila, I mean, I want to eventually do a Lila episode

where we... Are we using daddy as a verb? I don't feel like the regular public will understand exactly what daddy is. So Lila likes sugar daddies a lot. You inspire me to like sugar daddies a lot. I don't feel like the regular public will understand exactly what daddy is. Lila likes sugar daddies a lot. You inspire me to like sugar daddies a lot. Sugar daddy, somebody that pays you for your time and like being hot. Okay. And

daddying means like you, it's a verb. Daddying means like going to lunch, going to dinner, going to Vegas on a jet, like so annoying. Her job is so hard. She really clocks in from 9 to 5. I just want to say it right now. Lila, you hopped on a plane last night at like 8 p.m yeah we had plans i call her i go i'm on my way to your apartment she goes no babe i'm on a jet i'm on a jet do you know and she like gets really upset no because

she's a planner to do if you're not getting on the jet and i'm like no no no i'm on the way to the private airport right now i'm getting on the jet that's our problem she's a planner we're not so yeah you went out last night to like tessa brooks's launch party zach b was djing somewhere i don't fucking know um you were gonna come but then last minute a daddy reached out to you like 5 6 p.m he's like i'm in vegas can i send my plane i'm like can i bring a friend he's like if they're hot of course and i was like okay hot so i text my friend he sends the jai he's like it'll be there in like an hour and a half go to to this address. It's called Million Air. We love Million Air.

We love Million Air. And we get on the plane. He's in Vegas. You're like Million Air. Right over my head. The pilot and this other hot guy are there like with Chick-fil-A. So much alcohol. So much tequila.

So much candy. You know, I have a sweet tooth. I'm like a sweet veneer. A sweet veneer. And we get on just me and my friends, like we get so drunk. Landon Vegas, he's sleeping. So this time it's 9.30. We're like, wait, he fell asleep?

Like what? Didn't answer us until 11. We're just like getting drunk at the bar. And then finally he woke up, got so drunk in Vegas, 8 a.m. this morning. We're like, she made $7,000. It's true. That's what I want to talk about. And you didn't touch him.

I swear on God, on literally everything, on all of our lives, didn't touch him. Didn't kiss this man. Hugged him. Hugged him. Hugged this man. And he paid her $7,000 to hop on his jet, go to Vegas, come back. Order so much room service, drink all his 1942, smoke all his backwoods. Everyone's got a pro.

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Call the bourbon. Seven grand. Your friend made five too. So 12 grand total, first of all. First of all, why wasn't I the friend? I asked Lila this this morning. She looked at me and said, do a fucking brand deal do white love you so much you don't need seven thousand dollars i really need you should have came it would have been amazing but i just well

you didn't invite me in fact we already had plans and you bailed in fact we had a few lila never invites me to daddy because she thinks i can just do my brand deals but i would so much literally don't wake up two you don't text me back. Three, do a fucking brand deal. I'm like, yes, hold her. She's like, I can only hold myself accountable. This man is also the CEO of like one of the bigger companies in the world. I'm not going to say which one. But I mean, at all.

Which is insane because usually like I've just had so many inconvenient, annoying daddies that I literally want to crash their cars. And so for this one to literally want two messages, just be like can I send my plane I was like perfect yeah I don't want to I mean while we continue to talk about Lila's life I will this podcast comes a lot of disclaimers and preemptive apologies I don't want to talk about the daddying world like it's all that and yeah we don't want to glamorize that because it's never that I don't want to recommend it I don't want to like yeah I'll talk about it because it's funny and iconic. And it's what you do.

I know, but you know. I've been in so many unsafe situations that I would never want to encourage somebody to do like go work at Subway. Yeah, and we tell Lila every day, like I can't wait for the day that you don't do this. Go work at Ulta, bitch. Not Lila telling the public

to go work at Subway when she just made $7,000 to get on a jet and come back. I know, but we don't, but it's not, it's not usually that easy and there have been a lot of situations where you're like, I need to stop doing this and we tell you all the time

I wish you didn't. So many just awful, like daddies are insane. We don't always wish she's doing it. We joke about it, but it's not something that we do. We don't always wish that you're doing it. We just know that no matter what. I hate a disclaimer. No, but we always. But we know that you're going to do it no matter what. So it's like, okay, like we're going to, like

you're the one person. We'll like message. So we celebrate the good experience. Hundreds of messages being like, what's the website? What? And I'm like, no, babe, you're like, don't do that. You're too fragile. Yeah.

You're also a very resilient, like psychopath. Like you'll cuss someone out back. No questions asked. Not that that still makes it OK. She was trying to fly to like Reno, Nevada last week. And I was like, do not. I was like, you're literally going to get stuffed with drugs and like cut open and thrown in a ditch. I was like, perfect. At least

I hope I get 5K. See, like that's the problem there. I mean, like I think she should weigh out each situation. I'm down to get on. And he's still texting me in literally to go to New York. So this man from Reno booked me first class flight Delta, told him no American. I'd rather walk. I hate this story. She's such a kind. He literally, we like

talk for a week. He's so like, he's like cute. He like has a bunch of veneers. He's like, come lay out. I'll get you spa days, whatever. I'm rather walk. I hate this story. She's such a kind. He literally, we like talk for a week. He's so like, he's like cute. He has a bunch of veneers. He's like, come lay out. I'll get you spa days, whatever. I'm like, perfect. And so I'm like, okay, whatever. Books my first class flight. So it was like $600 to Reno since it was first class. And then I'm like, oh wait, plane tickets to New York are like only $300, $400 economy.

She switches the Reno flight the day before. This man booked her flight to Reno and she just switches the destination to New York and goes thank you so much for the flight to New York like whatever the fuck and he said like yeah and then I just told him I had like an insane insane family issue like made up this literal pathological like Tana lie on why I had to change the flight to JFK we definitely we told her this is wrong but that is how she got to New York. No, I didn't know that. There's certain stories

that you don't tell me and that's one of those stories that you don't tell me. Some of the bad, like really awful things that they do, I don't want to know. Not they.

They. They them. Okay, pronouns. No, whatever. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, but we've definitely all been with a guy with hairy balls, you know?

It's the worst. I cannot say really. Oh. You think every balls that have ever been in your mouth are like fully trimmed and cute? Liar. Well, I'm never going to like definitely all been with a guy with hairy balls you know it's the worst not necessarily oh every balls that have ever been in your mouth are like fully trimmed and cute liar well i'm never gonna like hook up with a guy who has a bush and he like gets in your nose and it's like you're damn i'd be sucking hairy balls honestly i don't it's not like something that really bothers me but ew like when it's on your tongue i feel like we've like we've veered way too far off track now. I mean, like, I eat ass.

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he will thank you thank you manscaped for sponsoring this podcast. Yeah, now you guys know a little more about Lila. I think it's very funny that Hunter's on tour and Hunter's like, obviously, he's our most wholesome friend. Barely.

I'm like, we are mad at him. We do need to talk about that. But I'm saying on the podcast, on the podcast, Hunter's like our most wholesome friend. So replacing the first co-host with Lila

is very wholesome. I feel like I've honestly gotten more wholesome. Am I wrong? No, you know what? You have like, same way Tana has like seven personalities. No, you are like, Lila was brought up in a very wholesome way. Like Golden Retrievers, Lake House, Iowa, like family. And I feel like you are actually like really wholesome.

But it's really funny because you have this whole like persona that's like not that it's crazy because i like don't remember that life and then i think about it i'm like wait oh my god somebody raised me well actually i love that for you two people two happily married individuals regular parents go no i but i mean like i i think that's obviously like we're talking about a lot of the persona but that's why we love you because you do have a soul beneath that and you're a good person as well but But we love to see the... And I've known Brooke and Tana, like, I've known Brooke and Tana since, like, boy. Sleeping on the kitchen floor,

working at McDonald's, stealing all your groceries. Night shift, like, literally stealing all my groceries, stealing my outfits from Goodwill. But I resonate a lot with that because, I mean... I couldn't afford the $3.

I used to steal from Goodwill when I couldn't afford, like, a $3 shirt. I stole from a lot of other places because if you're going to steal, you might as well steal. And I would, like, go and, like, steal the water, like, I couldn't, like, I would steal water bottles from Goodwill when I couldn't afford a $3 shirt. I stole from a lot of other places because if you're going to steal, you might as well steal. And I would go and steal the water. I would steal water bottles from Goodwill. No, in Vegas, ask Amari.

He's back there. When we couldn't get groceries, we'd go into a store called Food for Less. And we couldn't get groceries and we wanted all this shit. Amari's off. Look at Amari's off camera like, yeah. And this store. I know, that's right. In Vegas, a lot of stores have no chase policies.

I'm sure you know about that. Oh perfect. If you're stealing from a store. I'm pretty sure like Sephora has that. Like they can't chase you out. Like if you're out of the store like you just get someone we couldn't afford groceries we'd just fill a cart run out they couldn't chase you. Oh my mom did that. That's how my mom went to prison one of the times. How many times did she go?

Like three. Oh okay. Your mom was in prison three times? I think so but one of them was like an organ or like it was like organized crime scheme that was the one that put her on the news you guys i got a text and someone goes like hey like i think this is your mom and it was literally go field in a straight jacket on the news and i'm like i have the photo i literally could pull it up but she on the screen but what she was doing is she her and like a bunch of other people had this whole situation where they were going into like best buy buying like four huge flat screen tvs walking out with the receipt and then they'd go back in with the same receipt and walk out with like 25 more flat screens and i

don't know how they were getting away with it but i mean she didn't brooke tells me every single day that if i ever met her mom she would steal from me well she can't help it over like over like 30 bucks and it's suddenly my mom is just no she wouldn't steal i don't think she would steal from a person she she would steal from like like like businesses big businesses like a walmart but she wouldn't steal from like an individual she's a good person yeah i i dana's angels no i definitely that's why we all kind of bond is because we grew up in some sketchy environments your family is more wholesome. I think your environment caused more trauma for you.

Like, I was the sketchy part. Like, the literal, like, half a blunt a week I would smoke, my mom would smell it for days. And, like, literally, like, put me on the stake. But that's so surprising that you still came out like us because I feel like we came out so. Wait, what? I'm saying. Came out like what? Like, you, like, we're all, like, you know, like, what's the word? Like, you're hearing this podcast.

Like, well, finesse a man. Like, we're crazy. Like, you know what I mean?'s the word? Like, you're hearing this podcast. Like, well, Vanessa, man, like, we're crazy. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. We come like that. My sister's so wholesome, so it's, like, weird. We come like that from our trauma, but you kind of, like, created your own trauma. I just got bored and started doing it, like, myself. Yeah, you were, like, by Iowa, and then you moved to L.A.

Holy bitch. And, like, fully. But from the moment I met Laila, I was still, like, good heart, even though she's crazy. Kind of like us. Our trauma all just brings us together. Psycho. I don't even know. I was just in Vegas for the past 12 Laila, I was still like good heart, even though she's crazy. Kind of like us. Our trauma all just brings us together. Psycho. I don't even know. I was just in Vegas for the past 12 hours as well, which was.

We both had like daytime, night Vegas moments. No, I'm ridiculous. I slept till 5 p.m. on Sunday. We got back from the yard. I think yours was quicker than mine. I'm like, so you had an early morning? No, fully. I woke up early at 5 p.m.

And then I was like, I want to go to Vegas and see Billy. So we got on like the literal next flight to go see Billy and then we got there and I had a meeting I had the biggest fucking meeting with my lawyer literally the last day of this three-day festival you woke up at literally 5 or 6 p.m. festival had been happening all day in Vegas 7 p.m. comes around they call me and she's in a bikini top nipples out she's like going to LAX I walked through LAX with like my nipples and I knew I go's going to miss this meeting. You didn't. But yeah, so I mean, I had to make it back to LA, which I did by the last minute.

You did. And I'm really proud of you for making it, honest to God. Vegas was cool. I mean, I saw Billie. I wish you were there. Happier than ever live was crazy. It feels weird that you were there literally with not only not Brooke, but like that I wasn't there either.

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you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you please contact connex ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge bet mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario i know i really like just sent it alone. I mean, Chris and I was there and we were Chris. Chris is everywhere, baby. Chris Miles is everywhere. We linked in. But I mean, seeing how I keep seeing TikToks of Billy performing happier than ever there and all the comments like I wish I was there and I'm so fucking happy.

No, what I'm telling you right now is that it's not OK that you went without me. And I'm like, how did you have like a normal like standing? Like, were you in the front? No, I got a little VIP mom. So originally we were talking about I don't know what we were talking about Hunter, but we had started on a conversation about Hunter and we got so far off track. Okay. So that's actually some guys.

No, but that's the perfect segue right now because I want to begin talking about our New York trip. That is why Lila's here. And I think we should just start off by the fact that Hunter is a snake. Hunter, we love you to death. Like we always want you on this podcast, but you are gone and we are going to talk shit about you today. He. What's wrong with him?

Hates us. Literally hates us. He was the worst in New York. I don't even know where to start, honestly. So he just like literally despises us. So, I mean, first of all, we were supposed to shoot a podcast in New York and then I was already having. Whose fault is that? That one wasn't Hunter.

Well, no. Maybe, maybe I just want to place place blame i was in a really bad mood that day it was causing my bad mood was definitely the um she was tantrum tana that day bro i appreciate the fact that when i'm in a bad mood brooke will still call me i'll like shut the fuck up you cunt but obviously when i'm in such a bad mood i'm just like like i like it's like i'm like roll the bad mood, I'm just like, ugh. Like, it sucks. I'm like, roll the tape. She's on the ground like that. I was going to say,

you had a podcast sitting on the floor literally drooling with her done out. I drooled. Fully. And I was sober at this point. I was just hungover.

I was annoyed with life. Whatever. Hunter shows up to shoot this podcast. We were all supposed to shoot in New York. He was irreparably blacked out. Like, blacked out of his mind.

Like, so drunk. I've never seen him like that way. Like, he was supposed to do the ad reads for the past podcast and he was trying to read them, and it was like, this is sponsored by, like, he couldn't do it. They got turned down.

He was speaking Rubik's Cube. Literally speaking Rubik's Cube. Speaking Tana in the paparazzi video. Oh, my God. Everyone loves to reference that paparazzi. I think I should start watching it once a day. Jose Canseco. They're referencing the night of 24 Karat Golden's birthday party.

There is a video of me leaving Catch. It is the most blacked out I've been in two years look it up it's it's literally like what do you think of jose can say on her dad no fully they asked me what do you think of jose can say go and jose's like my good friend i guess in my blacked out mind i thought they were saying jose and i was like i love him i love him he's my best friend never met jose can say go once they go they go what do you think about Addison and Bryce breaking up? She goes, I'm so happy for them.

I go, I go, I hate them. I love people. That's what everyone says to make fun of me whenever they make fun of that moment.

They go, I hate them. I love people. I hate people. I mean, a lot of that one Paris or like Britney or somebody pop-up video

where they're like, I hate her. She's a cunt. And then they're like, wait, what did you say? She's like, I love her.

She's my friend. No, fully it is. It is a cunt. And then they're like, wait, what did you say? She's like, I love her. She's my friend. No, fully. It is. It is a very Lindsay Lohan moment. I regret it with everything in me. I can't take it off the Internet. It's never going away. No, there's something.

It's exciting. He's still paying rent. That's how drunk Hunter was, though. And then we tried to shoot the podcast. It didn't work. But then we were all supposed. So here's the thing, Hunter. This is why we're mad at you.

It's all out of love. We Hunter is about to be, like we said, on tour for months and months and months and this was kind of our like last hurrah that was like kind of how she sold it on me too it was like okay you're coming to new york but don't worry hunter's gonna be there and everyone knows if hunter's there i'll go so i went stop that's how you bribe brooke at this point stop she won't get out of bed unless it's for hunter i'm not kidding well. He's like my sense of normalcy in this very abnormal group. Right. And so I was excited. I was like, okay,

then if Hunter's there, I can go. And then Hunter was not there. No, and then we get there. We don't see Hunter barely. He shows up blacked out. But then we plan a dinner at Tao that's very much centered around our friend group. And it's like our friend group's going. It's like a last draw. A dinner for nine. Yes. And so this is the friend group's going. It's like a last draw. Very much like table love. A dinner for nine.

Yes. And so then. This is one of me. This is the start of me and Tana's big fight. Is it? I thought it was over the brown lip liner sooner.

No, it wasn't. Okay, well, I. No, tell it how you remember it. I want to know from your perspective. Here's the thing. So the dinner was originally for nine and then Hunter texts.

Well, first of all, we're asking him to go blacked out at the podcast. We might fight right now. Who knows? It's okay. They'll Well, first of all, we're asking him to go. Blacked out at the podcast. We might fight right now. Who knows? It's okay. They'll enjoy it. Guys, don't think of him to go.

Don't think our fighting is, we're always going to get along. We just have a very sisterly, don't get uncomfortable. It's okay. This isn't the Harry podcast 3.0, we promise. Plan this dinner. It's supposed to be for nine people and it's supposed to be for our friend group. It was like literally the people who were staying in our house plus Hunter and his friend Aisha.

And so we planned it for nine people people and then last minute hunter's just being that friend that's not confirming he's like yeah i guess he'll go like maybe like he's like i'll probably be there and i kind of pulled a utana like you know how you literally invite literally anybody you see on the street to every single thing he literally came with like the whole tour bus so it's people yeah it's a dinner for nine. He texts us last minute saying, can you get a few more people in? A few, he said. He said no. But we called the restaurant.

We try to extend the reservation to more. We can't do it. He eventually calls. He gets it to 14 people. But then we show up. He brought 14 of his own people. He himself was for nine. So like the dinner reservation was for nine.

We actually already had nine. Every person on the tour he's on and then more than random stylist, the billionaire I was finessing from the last episode. We'll get into that billionaire. We have a stylist girlfriend, like literally his grandma.

Every TikToker he's ever met on this tour. So now our reservation is suddenly for 25 people and we have a table set up for nine. So then Hunter sits down all of his people and then gets a separate fucking table on a stairs different floor of the restaurant like can't even see him i'm

talking like four flights of stairs like to find this man sits at a different table the entire time i'm sitting next to strangers no idea who these people are but they're hunters friends and hunters upstairs having a grand old time with some finessing so with the billionaire that he's gonna be on tour with i'm sorry for the next couple months i'm like you're you literally are going to see these people every single day why the fuck are you not downstairs with your friends who you she's sick no we were sick but then it gets worse then it gets worse and i don't even i'm gonna try to get into this lightly because i'm not shitting on anyone i put all of the blame on... Yeah. I was going to say on me.

My favorite part is when we order so much and then the nine that he brought ate all of it and then it was on your bill. And then they left. Oh yeah, no one paid. Let's talk about that really quick. They all left. All of the people Hunter brought did not pay.

Like I paid, still have not gotten my money back. We've texted about it. We've been ghosted. I paid for Hunter's entire party. Thank you so much. Originally, Paige paid. Yes,

but that's me paying. Yeah, but like Paige was sick. Paige was like, oh no. Everyone's furious. Everyone's just like absolutely furious.

Okay, let's, I'm going to tread lightly on this, but basically Hunter, as you know, is touring with MGK and we originally wanted

to go to the show with him and then he told us months ago, this is so bad. Sorry Hunter, I love you. But he told us he had no passes to get anyone into MGK in New York. So then I was like, OK, you have no passes. That's strange. I then find out from the billionaires that he's with, which will get into the billionaire as well and finessing him. And I find out he's inviting the billionaire. He's inviting other people, whatever. So then I'm asking him. He still says he has no passes. So then Cooper, Jaden's bestie, got me a pass. And then I call Hunter and I'm like, OK, I got a pass.

And he's like, I don't know if those are real. I feel like no one has any pull. I don't have any pull. Like in Cooper's girlfriend, Saab, literally the night before being like, yeah, no, you guys can come with us. Fully. So then so then I see Saab out and Saab, Saab is like, there's fully a pass for you. Like you guys can come.

So then I see Hunter at town. I'm like, OK, so can I come? Whatever. And he's like, yeah, if you have their like, there's fully a pass for you. Like you guys can come. So then I see Hunter at town. I'm like, okay, so can I come, whatever? And he's like, yeah, if you have their passes, like come, whatever. And then the next day it's about to come about. Brooke and I just like, it wasn't. But also like, great, so you don't want me to come. No, 100%. Like you, like you told me there was no passes.

I suddenly have a pass. You told me the person who got me the pass didn't, couldn't actually get me the pass. They fully could have. I'm listed. I'm ready listed i'm ready yeah it was just like really strange he wanted to like make sure that we know no one has any pull right there's no way to get a pass so then we end up deciding not to go last minute because there's other shit to do in new york it's an hour away there's like a bunch of reasons like it just whatever i was also asleep i didn't wake up for the concert i literally fully was just like, fuck it. I'm not going. Especially because it's like, I love Cooper and Sab, but I wanted to go with my bestie.

Well, to be clear, I was never on anyone's list. I was never invited to the show because Hunter doesn't have any pull. Except for the 12 people he brought to dinner. He invited all of them. Yeah, so then we see that Hunter invited every single person that we know. And we're sick over it, right? This is night one. MGK has two shows in new york that night right

and it would have been bad there but tell us about the second night like the next day at like after that big dinner where everyone was fucked over we see that he tells us like i have no pull whatever we see the next day that he invited like five people so then the next day um this billionaire who in the past episode we talked about him hunter was gonna set brooke up with this billionaire and then like i guess he liked me a little he was in dallas i was trying to finesse him but then it was very like virgin energy and like we're better as friends and like whatever like he's he's chill but i just mean like it's just like this billionaire guy who who decided he was a billionaire by the way he does have that money but i want to talk about the fact that if you're a billionaire how you should never act so the billionaire goes with hunter to the mgk show brooke and i are already a

little pissed because we're like you invited all these people hunter yes like everyone went and so we see that the next day after the tau dinner that everyone went we show up to dinner at catch steak the next night invited by the billionaire invited by the billionaire at catch steak in new york and so we show up and i'm like hey hunter you invited every single person to the mgk show but us why and he looks at me and he goes it's because mod sun was there that's why you couldn't go shit i love mod sun okay fuck you second of all second of all he never said that third of all i'm a fucking stalker i like i i already thought mod sun was gonna be an issue so i saw what he was doing he was supposed to have a show in minnesota that night

i'm creepy i see that he wasn't originally gonna go to the mgk show he went last minute so it's not like hunter ever knew that it's like hunter got there and saw that mod son was there and then and then in his head he was like oh i can tell tana like that he's like oh this is gonna be good right right like you're so good. I'm psyched for that, but it's true. It's true. So then I was like, okay, Hunter, like, that's a little strange.

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And if he did have passes for tomorrow, but no, we'll move on. We'll move on to that soon. But he tells us he tells us that the next day that you know he'll let us know if he can get us in whatever so then now we're all sitting at this catch steak dinner brooke and i decide out of the kindness in our heart hunter's my best friend of seven years i've definitely done some sketchy shit to him before so it's not a lifelong fight i was just a little annoyed shit happens whatever let's enjoy this dinner this is our last night with hunter in new york city before he literally goes away on tour for the next year,

you'd think he'd, you know, want to kick it with us, whatever. So we all hang out. Thought wrong. So we all hang out at Catch Steak. I'm blacking out. I blacked out. I'm not even going to lie. Like, we're all just getting so drunk,

and we're with this billionaire that we've been, like, finessing. Everyone says he's a billionaire. I've looked at a lot of the money. You are so drunk. Honestly, I have to say this. The Logan Paul moment. I'm just drunk as fuck. I'm FaceTiming Logan Paul loud as fuck at the entire table.

He's with Olivia O'Brien. I'm freaking out because I thought after. No, but everyone knows now. I'm so scared. I thought after the Jocelyn moment that Logan and Olivia would never be back together. So I was just at the table drunk as fuck freaking out at the fact that. And please don't ever call again. But the entire time I'm still sitting with this billionaire guy again to give context if you

watched the previous episodes of the podcast it's hunter's friend who does a lot of cryptocurrency he's a alleged billionaire from this hunter set me up with him as a friend to get to know him he ended up taking a liking to me i took time finessing him in dallas brooke was originally what did you like because a lot of billionaires just want people around, especially when they're nerdy like that. Like they're down to just be nerdy and have you around and pay for a bunch. And he's dope. There's a lot to learn from like, no, he's a great guy. Like we should emphasize that he's no, he's a really cool guy. We actually really like him. And there's a lot to learn from him about crypto. And I'm trying to get into the NFT and crypto space. So I'm like trying to learn from him,

like whatever. But I'm sitting there at the dinner the whole time with him, like whatever. And then it gets, and he, there's definitely an insinuation this entire time, especially for the fact that he paid for Hunter's entire town dinner the night before. Hunter got him tickets to MGK. Like there's a big insinuation that he's going to pay for this dinner. I'm just saying we, we had other dinner. Tana and I also got to this dinner literally two hours late. We got to the, at the tail end of the dinner, I had one drink.

Like everybody else had already eaten everything. I'm just clarifying. We had other dinner plans and there was a big insinuation to A, come to this dinner because it was Hunter's last night. But B, because it was kind of like this billionaire's dinner and he would pay. He was like, come to catch steak with me. The bill comes and he goes, Tana, check this one out. Fully slaps the entire bill on me to pay and i got there very late like brooke said i got like two espresso martinis and a pasta it's about

100 bucks i've been on this man 200 for one espresso martini he wants all i don't even got it like that all of us to pay like 200 a person he's not paying anything he's only paying for like he goes i have venmo or cash up and it just, it was a very weird vibe because it was clear that the original insinuation was that he was going to pay so that everyone else, like,

like I'm fine. I'll pay for all my friends. I'll like, you know what I mean? Or like, I'll pay for me. I'll pay for whatever. But like Ari,

for example, was going to go to another dinner that was paid for. This dinner was told to him, like, you know what I mean? Like a comp dinner

it's paid for. That he was going to be taken care of. $200 to him is like a lot. We were only there for this reason. And then it's clear. He's like, I was like, he's he's only exactly. You didn't even get $200 in food.

He like wanted to get the most expensive steak. I'm like, I don't even get. Well, I paid for it, babe. And so I got some. We paid for it because he wasn't. No, but like I mean, like Kyla and Paige, for example, like they both eat very light and healthy. They like Kyla got asparagus and a drink you know but they're like air but i'm saying she's very vegan she doesn't eat a lot so i mean to split the bill down the middle at 200 a person

was very unfair because their billionaire group had been there for so long eating full meals and we all showed up kind of last minute like told it was going to be paid for. You know what I mean? We ordered like a drink or two and then it was like split it down the middle. Tana, you pay, you're rich. Like, you know what I mean? Like very weird vibes. Everyone's upset. Like, you know what I mean?

Because it's like everyone's like, why are we going to pay $200 a person when like we didn't get anything and we were here because he was insinuating he was going to pay and like Hunter invited us and we're like already mad at Hunter and like whatever. It came out to $200 a person approximately. So we all were supposed to Venmo. Apparently I was the only one who didn't get the don't Venmo rule. So even that was unfair because it was like they all got full meals, like steak, pasta, appetizer, appetizer, appetizer, drink, drink, drink.

That's the worst thing ever when people are like, let's all just split it evenly. And it's like, no, babe, I had a drink and you had a tomahawk. Like it's just not fair. We're just like, fuck it. Let's go out. I'm drunk as fuck. Like Olivia, oh my God. I'm'm just like just fucking pay it whatever and then after the dinner hunters like the next day i'll see you at mgk um if i can get you in i'll let you know whatever ghosts us the next day

and then every person hunters ever known gets passes to mgk and this is what hurt us it hurt us so fucking bad he brought all of his like exes friends to there and they're all posting what thank you at hunter moreno so much for the best night of my life and for these tickets whatever every photos of pete davidson pete davidson was there y'all who do pete fucking davidson who do brooke and y'all couldn't even get a text back from Hunter or Pete fuck I was like heartbroken so then we continue the rest of our New York trip Hunter goes back on tour but it was just a lot

no I was sick not another word from him the last time I saw him was catch stick I feel like you're still so upset oh because Pete Davidson babe it's not like Hunter doesn't know how much we love Pete he messaged me and he goes davidson babe like and it's not like hunter doesn't know how much we love livid that's a to be he he messaged me and he goes if it makes you feel better i didn't have my camera i'm like why the fuck would that make me feel better what you don't even have any evidence a little

distasteful like the way that we're explaining the situation but just know that it was like it was just awkward like everybody thought that he was gonna we all went to this like dinner because we were like okay like oh this is gonna be nice and then literally all of us it was just a lot of awkward miscommunication and hunter was just not on his a-game hunter gave no fucks about us the whole entire time and i you know and and he like he wanted to put the blame on my son but i promise you baby he just did not he just simply didn't want us there i never and there was no talk of me ever going to mgk and i just thought okay like he doesn't have any passes but as soon as i I started seeing, like, people left and right, thanks, Hunter, I was like, what the fuck?

I'm like, we're supposed to be besties. Is he not our co-host? Like, I'm a little confused. Brooke, do we feel better now? Like, now that we got the- No, I'm getting it all out. I'm like, Hunter, I thought it's out of your system. I really am.

I really just needed a therapy moment because it's just like, goddamn, Hunter. Like, we love MGK and Pete. Like, we were listed. Like, you could have done us better, baby boy. Lila, Brooke. Yes. There is big news from my favorite home security company.

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and swung at you? I forgot about this. No, we're just going to forget the fact that you literally got a soul set. I don't think she was a supporter, babe. Definitely not. But she like knew her. Oh my God, I forgot about this.

I forgot about that. And me and Lila were taking pictures and someone's like, but Tana's getting beat up. We were like, okay, three more. Ari runs over, he goes, Tana literally, did somebody just swung at Tana?

We go, hold on. Dude, this was so bad. We go, hold on. Dude, this was so bad. We were before, a couple nights before all of this, we were at this rooftop bar in New York and I was taking a photo with a, like a fan,

just like a normal. She was so sweet. Love her to fucking death. I've known her for years. She came to like my tours. Like I've known her forever and we're taking a photo, like an update glow up photo

and this girl comes up to me and grabs me by the shoulder and goes, I don't give a fuck what you do on TikTokiktok you need to fucking humble yourself and i go why are you saying that she goes taking fucking photos with your fans you need to fucking humble yourself and i'm like what do you mean like where i'm sitting at this table with my friends we're all and we're like secluded like we're just doing our own thing we're drinking alone i'm taking a photo with one person and she comes up and like stops the photo, grabs me and is like, you need to fucking humble yourself.

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And then all of the security around me is like who is that girl let's get her out of here that was so out of pocket that was so out of line like who is she and so I'm not even saying shit everyone around me is just like mad because this girl like grabbed me was trying to press me and they pointed her and she comes back over and she's screaming at me again she's like you need to fucking humble yourself and don't get me wrong this last story I just told definitely doesn't make me look very humble but i mean when it comes to like meeting my fans i'm never a cunt like i'm never like that that is i will back that is so true like you'll be in a crowd like in the biggest hurry suburban in the middle of the street like almost causing a car accident and somebody will

literally ask for a photo and even i sometimes get frustrated i'm like come on like let's go but it's like she will stop no matter what my fans are doing i'm going to stop and say thank you for supporting me i love you so much you know what can i do for you i love you let's take a photo let's take a tiktok there was and there's no there's no part of me either it's like there's no part of me either it's like i'm taking photos i'm so famous like i'm not humble like if you fuck off like you like i'm literally just doing my thing with my friends taking a fucking photo there's like there's no part of me that could be any more quote-unquote humble like i'm not like sucking my own dick saying i'm so humble but i'm saying like like

it's not like i was acting without humility in any way and so she comes up to me again and she's like you seem to be so fucking humble i hate these tiktok famous motherfuckers whatever blah blah blah and then she comes at me like ready to fight and i'm not gonna lie you can take the girl out the trap but you can't take the trap out the girl bitch like she's coming at me pressing me trying to fight me and i'm like let's go then and i just remember that i just remember i was screaming all i was she was screaming at me trying to fight me trying to push me and i'm like jumping over a table jumping over my friend's back trying to fight her back and all i'm screaming is bet that shit the fuck up bet that shit the fuck which is a ridiculous thing to yell it's just so

ridiculous to me but like bet that shit the fuck up bet that shit up bet that shit up you want to fight bet that up like if you want to fight with me let's go i don't care if there's security around me you want to fight me now i want to fight you you're a fucking bitch bet that shit the fuck up so i'm screaming at her she's screaming at me back she tries to push me and then my fan that was taking photos with me jumps in front of me and pushes her back and then she comes at me charging at me and i'm ready to fight like fully ready to fight and my security the security tackles her to the ground thank god and then drags it out drags it sorry drags her out and then she's screaming at me if you're gonna have that many tiktok followers you need to be more fucking humble and i'm like humble me down bitch fucking fight me fucking fight me and then she leaves okay bad baby

it was very bad baby of me it was very ridiculous and I fully tried to get very very very ridiculous and it really was me and Brooke going okay yeah hold on one more because I'm sorry and I I do apologize for this because a lot of times I like take

just assume that it's not right like someone says Tana's getting fought it like probably means like someone like looked at her wrong no well no no no but I don't mean it but it's just like

it's like you always you always be like oh yeah this bitch tried to beat me up but like really all she did was like all she did was literally look at you

because we were taking photos and I like Ari goes some bitch just swung on Tana and we were like okay like sure three more

yeah not even saying that in Tana's aspect at all I'm saying Ari me Brooke Ari's a liar I've never met anyone as many people sure three more yeah not even saying that in tana's aspect at all i'm saying ari me bro ari's a liar i've never met anyone as many people in one room that can literally be so exaggerated and dramatic we all do the same thing i exaggerate every single story too and it's like fun because like we're i'm like we're entertainers but it's also like we're all just very dramatic individuals everything that we do we're just dramatic as fuck it's fun so a lot of times i'm just saying normally ari will be like this bitch tried to fight us and it's not like actually

a fist fight but like this one was like this girl really trying to fight me for no reason and then it got really bad so then they weren't there they came up and then as she was getting dragged out it was just a mess i'm not even kidding you i tried to fight this bitch and my fan fully jumped in front of her and like was ready to fight and it was just it reminded me that like even though like what we have now like of course a i'm still the same but my fans are just like me like she was down to fully fucking throw hands and it was i love that it was a lot of protect i fought for lila one time at pride you did that was my first someone at pride was like dumb tranny and i was literally like what the fuck i was i was in a fight with and i don't fight charlie

fully it was really spooky. And somebody literally called me, like, yeah. We're normally very nice, but it's been a, it's been, New York was very hectic because, like, not only. And then, like, a homeless person came up to us, threw a cigarette at Brooke's head, and then literally hacked a loogie on me. Yeah, he was on meth. I forgot about that. He spit on my face. He was yelling.

Love when they do that. He was yelling, hail Satan. I am Satan. I go, really? He was yelling, I am Satan. He Satan. I am Satan. I go, really? He was yelling, I am Satan. He goes, I am Satan. We are Satan.

And we're like, sir, can you, we're trying to order those spicy penne vodka. And we did. Wait, so, but what, so what happened exactly? Like a homeless man,

I wasn't there, I was asleep till 7pm. We were seated at a restaurant and the guy came up to Paige and he was like, hey, like, I am Satan. And she was like, right. You know how Paige does. Yeah. She was like hey like i am satan and she was like right you know how page

does yeah she was like right and we asked the server we were like then the server he wanted tried to take our order and yeah and we go is do you mind like just like telling him to like maybe like and he goes i can't because in new york people just come up to your table right and i understand that there's like at a certain point it's like what can you do but he literally was like no sorry and then the guy started like literally like doing satanic rituals and like full exorcism and then threw a cigarette at my head. So but then and then what do you say to him? What did I say to him?

I don't think. Oh, I did this. I went there. OK, so there was like a like a covid divider. There was like a plastic divider in between me and him. So I was feeling safe. So I literally looked at him and I went. Wait. so I was feeling safe so I literally looked at him and I went and then he for the audio listeners I stuck my tongue out at him like literally

a five year old kid I literally stuck my tongue out and then he spit in my face and I like suddenly forgot that there was a divider and I literally it was like fucking men in black I went back so fast were you like it was and I was like oh my god this man just spit on me of course it didn't actually get on me but I was like that's what I get without the divider chucked the cigarette literally ash went

all over the in the bread in the olive oil a cigarette hit yeah in my in my diet coke there was like ash I still drank and then he walked around the divider the divider was in front of her face and she goes I went and he spit in your fucking ass he literally hacked a loogie he let her go I just thought it was funny I was like there was a point actuallyoogee. He let her go. I just thought it was funny. I was like, there was a point, actually, this is where I was actually really bad. Chris kept trying me fully. This was after a dinner. You guys are going to disagree with me.

She doesn't want me to stand beside her. She keeps telling stories, but she wants me to disagree with her so bad. Well, it's because Chris thinks it's a funny bit to play my old music that sucks. No, can I tell you what really happened? This is what happened. We're in the car, okay? And I've been making fun of Chris for days because I watch his little world star, like, old music that's like no can i tell you what really happened this is what happened i we're

in the car okay and i've been making fun of chris for days because i watch his little world star like rapping video all the time and i make fun of him when he's like 12 my favorite thing to do he's 12 he's so funny he was actually so talented at that time his brain moved like way faster than it does today and he was i mean he still is so talented but like that video is crazy i love that video i watch it all the time i make everyone watch it was that the one you sent to me literally at five a.m when i was in her bed and make everyone watch it. Was that the one you sent to me literally at 5 a.m. when I was in her bed and you were like, please play this all out. And it's so funny to me.

Basically, my on again, off again boyfriend was a, is a rapper, but he started at like 12 years old. So there's a lot of funny videos of him at like 12 years old. And he's freestyling in like the radio, like at the radio station. And it's such a funny video. We make fun of him with it. Like it's, but it's not really making fun. It's like funny. So we do that to him all the time. That's a backstory i'm in an uber the other day or we were

in an uber in new york and i go i go can i request a song please and i said can you please play without you by tana mojo w no but well he went rogue on that one i requested without you okay fair and he put on he goes i could do you one better better. And he plays W by Tana Mongeau. A song of hers that is public. Like it's on the literally. OK, but to be fair, I guess this is like you guys don't know this, but Chris's favorite bit is like if I piss him off, he's going to play Hefner in the car and like laugh at me because he's like a real rapper. So I had no backstory. So I was just like, OK, like that's really like, whoa. And we just stayed at the W twice together.

And the entire time we're at the W, he's making fun of me and my fucking song W. I'm at the W. I'm at the W. I'm at the W. Every 10 seconds. He got to the point where I was like, OK, I get it. It's funny. But shut the fuck up.

Her voice didn't even come in on the track before she got out of our moving car. No, so he started playing W again. She said tuck and roll. No, and I was just already pissed because I was like, God, stop playing my music as a joke. Like, you're so annoying. I can make you the butt end of the joke a million times. I choose not to a lot of the time. But it was me.

I requested a song. But I didn't know this at the time, and I thought Chris was doing it to piss me off. So we're fully in a moving SUV going down the street, and I try to, like, jump out and tuck and roll into the middle of the street. On a first account. Going to get banned.

But I was just so mad at Chris. I was like, I'm going to get out and Uber on my own. Like, stop playing my music as a joke. Like, i will play your music as a joke but i don't poor guy he literally they fought for hours and she's like you all you want to do is embarrass me all you want to do is embarrass me for hours and we were like oh my god and i'm like i keep going i requested it i requested the song just takes the blame no but like fuck poor chris like i'm not the button of your fucking joke and i was i get it i hate that that's like the most embarrassing thing i hate when people like

try like like try to embarrass yeah it just felt very pick me and so i i do get that for sure but it was like i but i had requested the song and i chris smiles to pick me yeah chris miles is such a just like we get it chris like i like i don't make you the button of my every joke and he was just the whole night was already annoying and like the whole night was already annoying. And, like, the whole trip was already annoying. And I was just like, fucking stop. But then I tried to get out of the moving SUV. And then literally two seconds later, the guy who was driving the SUV, she goes, can I have the aux back? And he goes, no, lost privileges.

We're like, okay. And then all of a sudden we hear it go, click. He locks the car. My best in the world thing that you've been doing. Like, what's up with that? It's just like, if I don't want to be in the car, I'm going to get been doing like what's up with it's just like if i don't want to be in the car i'm gonna get out of it i will tuck and roll but it's a bad habit and i've worked on it a lot over the years i've been doing that since i was 14 if i don't want to be in a car

i don't care if we're literally on the fucking 105 i'm getting out right then and there it's a bad i just did it the other day at the grove i can't even lie like if the uber driver makes if the uber driver makes me uncomfortable in brooks account no no this is on chris's account but if someone makes me if someone makes me uncomfortable in a car i'm fucking tucking rolling i'm sorry no more tucking rolling out of cars i i'll vow to you on the podcast right now i will not be in a car of yours again and ever tuck and roll out of it i promise you i love that money that that won't happen i honestly would when you want to bet on sports played on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place.

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If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. God, if just like Chris, just don't play my fucking game. Kyle is in there like... I had the best time. I'm like, thanks, Tana. All those stories and they're like, I had the best time

in New York. Yeah, but you were only awake three hours a day. No, I had a great time. There were a lot of great times. Those were just the negative highlights awake three hours a day. No, I had a great time. There were a lot of great times. Those were just the negative highlights. Montana got this, like, insane, like, fully kicked French Montana out of this penthouse. Three-story New York penthouse. Two balconies. Like, insane. Well, we applied for it.

French Montana applied for it. They picked us. French Montana couldn't stay there. We had a great penthouse. Yeah, that's not our fault. It was a really incredible apartment. It was a really great trip. Honestly, I'm really grateful.

And she slept more than she does here. Well, that's why I like getting a nice penthouse. Because it's like, oh, I can sleep in this beautiful place. Right. I'm like, go watch my New York vlog. I need the money. It was definitely one for the books. And Fashion Week is always hectic.

It was cute. But this one, this one definitely took it out of the water. There were a lot of great moments as well and fun stuff. We're just highlighting on the negative stuff, because I think that's funny to us. Such an amazing time. All amends were made. Chris and I are good.

Hunter, we love Hunter. It was just not his week of being the best friend. Now that we've been back in LA, nothing an amazing time. All amends were made. Chris and I are good. Hunter, we love Hunter. It was just not his week of being the best friend. Now that we've been back in LA, nothing's really happened. I've been at my house lately. I had a terrible night the other night with this Ivy lady. Were you there? She almost bit the dust. You did the story time on TikToks, and that's how I knew about it.

I called Brooke. I go, did you hear? Well, were you there the first night that this ever happened? No. So basically, this is a thing that a lot of people know, but for hangovers and just, I've always had the weakest immune system, just like genetically, I get sick so easily. So I've always, I swear, I swear, I've always, ask Amari, since literally I always get fucking

sick. I always am taking antibiotics. I'm always fucking sick. Yeah, it's the genetics. It's also probably like true. And just like the way I was raised, like it's not like i ever ate healthier learned to stay in body health either way we know i have a shitty immune system too i get it but i mean on top of that it's not like i ever learned to take care of myself so now i'm just at this place where it's like i get sick so easily and

i try to take care of myself so i get a lot of ivs where it's like i order an iv to the house and i get the i get the vitamins i get everything to try to like. But you hate needles, right? But I've gotten over that fear a lot now because I've gotten so many IVs. Like literally yesterday, my IV girl was like, you're so good at this. And I was like, you don't know the old me. I used to scream and freak out. That's what I thought happened. No, but I mean, a little glutathione, it fixes your liver. If you drink, you just get it in an IV.

You get glutathione. Oh my God, what? If you get an IV with glutathione in it and you have a hangover, it just fixes your hangover completely. Glutathione, it fixes your liver instantly. So if you're hungover and you get that in your IV, instantly your hangover is fixed. That means numbers. So where were you on Ari's birthday when I was literally throwing up until 9 p.m. the next day? She didn't listen. Zofran too for the nausea. It's like a whole thing. So I always get IVs and we worked really well with this IV company. But the thing about this IV company is it's very much like Uberber or postmates they send a random person with iv certification

to your house nine times out of ten they're great people i've had a few one times out of ten where they're not the best whether that's a creepy guy hitting on you the whole time whether i've had an iv in my arm i had a guy like slap the fuck out of it to like check me i started bawling my blood was going everywhere it was ridiculous but one time we had this ivy lady where we were all in the movie theater and she comes in and we're all watching a movie and she's pausing the movie and yeah brooke hates the word movie the word movie theater scares me for you too but we're all in the movie theater there's like 20 of us and um she comes in to give me an ivy and she pauses the movie and she's screaming at everyone every person in the movie theater like everyone and she's like i am the best ivy lady in all of la i'm the best one i promise you i'm the best one

and everyone's like what what she makes every impersonation she makes every single person in the movie theater take down her phone number because she's the best and keep in mind everyone else around me is like bitch i just take a fucking hangover patch or like drink some water like no one else wants this you know it's like and normally you get an iv in silence like they just come and they put it in like you say hi they say hi they give it to you they leave she's screaming at everyone she makes everyone take her phone number we start playing the movie she's she's putting the iv in me she's whispering in my ear how she's done like she's like i'm the celebrity iv girl i have done i've done taiga he was so cute i want to hook up with him do you know him do you know taiga i'm

like that topic. I'm like, don't get us into Tyga, especially Lila. That's another. Hey, that's a round two podcast. We all have a Tyga story. Yeah, there's that. Is that so? It's another day.

And she's like, I do Young Thug. I do the Migos. I am the best. I am the best Ivy lady. She's whispering away. You're telling me how she wants to hook up with all of them, whatever. She keeps pausing. She keeps pausing the movie to play this weird ass music.

Like, it's like, it's not even like relaxing music. Like, I don't want to say it's satanic because that's like overdramatic. But I mean, like, it's like, like, it's like, like, it's like the weird sounds. I don't want to play it. Like, exactly. Very haunted. Very Halloween horny. But weird other languages in the music.

And I'm not saying like, I'm not saying foreign. I'm saying like tongues. Like, it's like not normal. Pausing the movie to play this she gives me this iv the whole time and then she doesn't leave for like an hour and a half after the iv either keep in mind they normally come in give you your iv you pay them you tip them they go and she's like sitting there telling me all about her life like keep in mind too after an iv you just keep the little bandage on for an hour but she's like holding my arm like it will be okay like it's just fucking weird she looks straight out of the conjuring i never want to like comment someone

for their looks but when they're creepy and strange as is and they have like devil eyes and they're like this little brown haired short lady with the accent that's looking at you so crazy with her crazy eyes like touching you very just whatever and so after she leaves we tell the ivy company because you can afterwards they kind of ask you to like rate the experience you can rate someone like and say they were amazing and you'd love to have them again and then you get them again and again or you can say like i never want them again like you know what i mean and we kind of said like you know like love her to death here's her money not a bad rating but let's we we blatantly say like we don't want her again i'm not gonna lie like we're just kyla was freaked out everyone was freaked out

it was a super weird but for real like i because kyla's like my moral compass you know because i'm i'm dramatic so i always look at kyla and i'm like was that actually weird or am i being dramatic true and she was like that's fucking weird and so we don't have her again but then um we got back from vegas and i was super hungover and so not only do we work with the ivy company but i have my at-home doctor he's also kanye's at-home doctor he's amazing he he comes to the house he makes sure you're good. He books your IVs. He just does whatever. So I'm very hungover. So he's like prescribing me stuff to like, you know, hangover pills. I don't know what they're fucking called. I'll like get whatever. And then he sends an IV

person to the house and he's like, I'm sending someone to give you an IV. And so I'm laying in bed with Chris and Kyla texts us the IV person's here. And I'm obviously not going to go get it. I'm lazy. I'm hungover. I feel like shit. Chris is like, okay, I'm going down. So we'm laying in bed with Chris and Kyla texts us the IV person's here. And I'm obviously not going to go get it. I'm lazy. I'm hungover. I feel like shit. Chris is like, OK, I'm going down. So we're laying in bed like in our pajamas. So Chris gets up to like put on his clothes.

I would have paid to have been there. Chris gets up to put on his clothes. Right. And he takes like two minutes. He walks down to the IV lady and he opens the door and she goes, it's the crazy lady. And of course, we already banned her from the like IV company. But my doctor just like called a random IV company and then like you know he didn't know she like she's crazy and

whatever and so Chris opens the door and I hear this from my room she's screaming at Chris she goes I've been away I think I was here for five minutes I'm going to leave and Chris is like I'm so sorry I was just putting on my pajamas I'm coming like whatever and normally they're just very down to weight like they know like you're coming to a sick or hungover person it might be like five minutes like it's that's that's literally what they do he's like it's okay whatever she goes get my fucking stuff like and so Chris is like dragging in her IV stuff whatever I can just imagine Chris like in his pajamas like carrying the IV like fully fully carrying like IV thing and he's like whatever and then she's like I've been into rooms all day I'm not going into anyone else's room. Keep in mind, their entire thing is to go up into your

room. You're supposed to do it in bed. They like, that's like what they're supposed to do. And so then she's downstairs and Chris comes up to me and Chris is like, Hey, you're going to hate to hear this, but it's the crazy IV lady again. Oh, he knew. Oh yeah. Cause he was there for like the full other time. And I was like, what? And he was like, no, it's the lady like, like that was like super crazy in the movie theater. She's screaming at me. He's like holding her IV bag. He's like, she gave me this. I don't know what's going on.

She's downstairs screaming to herself too. Like I'm the best ever. Blah, blah, blah. Screaming about she's like the best and she's not going upstairs and like whatever. And I'm like, dude, I, and keep in mind, I'll always just get the IV. You need it. You ordered it. It's like $800 a time as well. So I'll always just get the IV. You need it. You ordered it. It's like eight hundred dollars a time as well.

So it's like I ordered this. I need it. And I'm like, but I'm this lady screaming at you. You're holding her IV bag. It's eight hundred dollars a time. I really don't want her to put a needle in me. So I call Kyla and I'm like, hey, let's pay her the eight hundred dollars. Let's tip her as if she did it.

And so there's no difference. Favorite thing, like ordering something or like having a plan to like get like an at-home blowout or something and then literally it being 3 p.m. And you're like. And she is, either Kyla's getting her makeup done or Kyla's getting her. But honest question.

She's like, Kyla, sell her. If her job, honest question, and maybe I'm wrong for this, but if her job is to come there and give the IV and then I decide that I don't want it for various personal reasons. No, I think that's very noble, honestly, like you paying them still. But I'm paying her. If you were like, no, I no longer want it. I personal reasons. No, I think that's very noble, honestly, like you paying them still. But I'm paying her.

It would be one thing if you were like, no, I no longer want it. I'm not paying you. Bye. But if I pay her the $800 and I'm tipping her. Yeah, go home. Like she still made the money and then she didn't have to do any work. Like it's, you know what I mean? That's my ultimate goal in life. No work, lots of money.

And I'm scared of her. She's really like genuinely. And I'll explain why further. And so I was like, OK, let's pay her. Let's tip her. Let's have a new IV person come in the morning with the company that we work with, because I really I like love an IV to death, but I'm not letting this absolutely insane woman stick an IV in me when she won't even come up into my room and she's screaming at Chris.

And like I used to be very afraid of IVs, too. So the hostile energy with me is just like, what are you going to do to me? Like, I just want like a relaxing energy. Normally, they're very calm and normal this was again like the one time out of ten and so kyla calls her and is like hey we're just gonna pay you we're not gonna do it and she's she she goes hangs up on kyla chris and i are upstairs she's screaming at the top of her lungs downstairs like you said i was the best ever let me give you ivy let me give you ivy chris goes down he's like hey we would love to just pay you we're so sorry she doesn't need it anymore and then chris is just trying to make it

better so he's like she doesn't feel well she doesn't need it and she's like okay and she's yelling at him again like to give me my stuff whatever and so then chris thinks she's leaving and comes back upstairs five minutes go by she knocks on the bedroom door we both get up to open it doesn't even wait she comes charging in and i'm in the bathroom as is because i just don't feel good and i'm like putting my hair up drinking water i'm in the bathroom and chris is like it's okay she doesn't need it and she's like no no if she doesn't feel well i can help her i can help her i can help her and what does that even like mean at this point like we already just paid you for the service like we don't want it and then chris is like it's

gonna be okay and she's like no it's fine surpasses. And she's like, no, it's fine. Surpasses Chris, like shoulder checks him, comes in the bathroom and I'm in the bathroom, like hiding and I go, like, I just scream. I just scream. Cause she's like this lady out of the country screaming. I already know you were screaming bloody murder. No, she just walks in and I don't see her there. And I go, like, I just get scared.

And so then I run into the like toilet part of the bathroom, lock myself in there. And she just screaming at Chris. She said that was the best last time. She said that was the best. I took all of her friends' numbers. I took them just screaming at Chris. She said I was the best last time. She said I was the best. I took all of her friends' numbers. I took them. I took them.

She won't leave. She will not leave. Chris is like, it's going to be okay. It's like, you know, like we gave you the pay, whatever. She's like, it is not about pay. I can make her better. I can make her better. And we're like, what does that mean?

Like, it's okay. Like, we're fine. You're going to hurt me. Like, fully, I'm just scared. She's screaming. You don't want anyone who's screaming like that to like shove a needle in you. Like, that's like a little strange and so then chris is like it's gonna be fine she charges downstairs back downstairs to her stuff and then 30 minutes go by

of her pacing downstairs screaming over and over again she said that was the best ever she said that was the best ever chris is at the top of the stairs like we're blocking the door he's going in and out checking she's still there she won't leave chris is like if it's a guy i could just like press him like whatever but it's a girl like i'm scared like i don't know what to say i don't know what to do whatever and finally we kyla has to call her and tell her like we're gonna have to call the police if you don't leave and then chris and i fully like call 9-1-1 and then the second that she kind of sees that we're like upstairs on the phone she just like runs out and like no but i spent the entire night awake i spent the entire night awake like terrified this woman was out of the conjuring like it was traumatizing i'm like thank god you have simply safe one of my like iv

mothers who's the best ever she's like a mother of two she like you still needed one the next day and that's what i don't get like i just still felt like shit yeah no i felt better but it's like you know when you drink a lot you just like deplete your hydration and like if i have to work and actually wake up before 5 p.m all week i need to like get back on 10 so i just got my glutathionide and my fucking vitamins and moved on and my ivy mother like almost teared up she was like no one should ever treat you like that it was so cute honestly if like three weeks ago i wouldn't have believed you but i've had so many situations now where i'm like okay OK, wait, she's serious. This girl's not going to lie.

Obviously, the first half of this podcast was me just being annoying and annoyed with people. But intuition wise, this woman is terrifying. You have really, really great. But then I posted this TikTok and we got several other comments and video responses of people in L.A. saying they they ordered an IV and got her. No, she was screaming at them. And she's always like this. No, this is just through my doctor. Like she's I mean, them and she's always like this. No, this is just

through my doctor. Like she's just, I mean, but she also was on IV doc, but then we blocked her from that. Of course. So then it was like

a whole thing or whatever. But I guess my doctor called me back and told me she had like a bunch of bad reviews and they're going to like review her and like whatever.

So it was like a real thing, but it was just like a traumatizing experience. I don't know. See you next week. So we're sorry, New York. Lila's going to keep daddying. Hunter, we still love you even though that was tragic uh order your ivs with caution uh brooke i love you i'm sorry we fought over lip liner and i ordered us five new ones

thank god if i hear literally the word brown lip liner one more time i like it's become a bit now it's like okay like we get it where's the fuck is the brown lip liner but she just keeps she'd be like so mad at me brooke you don't have the brown lip liner? But she'd be like so mad at me, Brooke, you don't have the brown lip liner? Like, first of all, bitch, it's mine. It's mine, it's not even yours. Every day, every night, no matter where we went. Tana would be in bed, she'd be like, where's the brown lip liner? She'd go, Chris, Chris?

Fuck! And then literally she'd be asking Chris for it. No, yeah, I'd be asleep, Chris would be like, Brooke, Brooke. What's the name of it? Morphe what? Brown lip liner. Morphe Makeup Talk. So Morphe,

we love your Makeup Talk Lip Liner. Everyone check it out. Like Chrissy Tano would be like at the club and Chris is calling Kyla like, Tana wants to know where the Brown Lip Liner's at?

Like literally, shut the fuck up. Babe, she's at the club in the dark. I would love to see Dallas Tana. Well, we love you so much.

Thank you for tuning in to this very scandalous episode of Cancelled. Hopefully you still stay on us and we'll see you guys in the next episode. Love you. Cheers.

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