Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 100: TANA’S STALKER IS BACK…

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

On this episode we play Homage to Trisha Paytas family,  Tana's Stalker is back, and much more! https://thecancelledpodcast.com/ Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge then mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast what were you gonna say i glitched so hard i know wait what other podcast was were you gonna say i don't know this is the only one i have oh maybe you were welcome back to just trish oh that's exactly what that's exactly what was happening for the um visual listeners tana is dressed up as trish i didn't have time so i didn't dress up i am trisha paytas as king tut it's so funny i thought that just for some reason i assumed that

she just had like a normal makeup on and then i go to the video and it's so funny i thought that just for some reason i assumed that she just had like a normal makeup on and then i go to the video and it's like pink and bedazzled and you were like 10 minutes away and i was like gluing right honestly amazing though also i noticed that the dog downstairs is bedazzled was that you um no that was ashley we were just deciding that winnie also wanted to be of course yes of course of course um and then we also have as if this wasn't enough First of all you look amazing as Moses Thank you so much

It's not the most comfortable situation I don't know if I could survive in the wild with a beard But it'll do for the day It's weirdly like you look good Like if I just met you Are you attracted to me? Like I'm weirdly really attracted to you I'm not even kidding

Like if I just met you and you looked like this I would be like that's hot And I don't know why That is so nice i'm like careful like i wish more men looked like girls ain't that the truth speaking of we also have amari as malibu barbie can you please come show us your look i'm stretching out my smile so that I can laugh this episode. I love it.

What's up? Where my mic at? I love when you lose. I'll be back. I'll be back in a little bit. Amari will be back in a little bit for his debut as Malibu Barbie. You honestly look like you look like me after like two shots in a Xanax bar. Like you look like I hate people.

I love them. Like you really do. And then we have Amish Aaron as Elvis. Wait. Aaron's sweating. It's sweating. It's genuinely fabulous. Like, if I didn't know better, I would think you were him. So we are the entire Paytas Hackman family today for this episode of Cancelled,

which is so iconic to me. Paige was going to be Elvis, and then she dropped out last minute. So I honestly feel like Erin as Elvis is so fitting. It's so fabulous. It is so fabulous. I am so excited for today's episode of the podcast though i feel like i have so many good topics and i'm gonna be clipped galore okay at least you look gorgeous i have a i have a mustache and beard it's so weird because i think you look gorgeous like i look a little crazy like only trisha can really pull this off no it's like you genuinely look like beautiful. That's so nice. Like I just not, this is definitely not how I feel my most.

Speaking of not feeling my most, I have to immediately tell you something. Oh no. Obviously last night I was like, oh, I need to self tan. Like if I'm going to be Trisha Paytas as King Tut, I have to self tan. I have to give the full fantasy, right? Of course. I noticed that I'm out of my regular aisle of paradise. Okay. now i'm like okay we're trying a new self-tan i'm automatically in murky territory i ended up using the isle of paradise oil version of what i normally use

so and it ended up like looking fine it's kind of translating on camera a little wonky oscar's been putting a filter on us too that looks like outer banks i'm gonna have to talk about that in a second but you keep going so it's fine okay i wake up i'm like all right it's a little footy on the hands it's a little whatever and obviously a while ago i used to self-tan all the time and every time i would finish self-tanning i would notice the next day that the bottom of my feet look as though I I don't even know you've been walking the streets barefoot yes like six feet straight and I could never figure out why I was like it's so weird it gravitates to my feet and then one day on tour I was self-tanning in a hotel room and you were like bro like you're spraying it all over and then you're stepping on the floor

right so then I've been trying to be more mindful of like doing it on top of a towel like whatever it is you know and for some reason last night I was just high as fuck I wasn't feeling self-tanning anyways you know it's a whole journey and I was like whatever sometimes I skip that part and I'm just down to accept what's happened to my feet right this one I've what's crazy about this is you're about to show me something I noticed 20 minutes ago no but you need to see it in full brooke amber brooke i'm already amber brooke brooke brooke brooke you're lying you're lying. You're lying. I'm literally, there's a tear in my eye. Wait, that's so, that's a nice like bottom of your foot though. Cause that means you've got a crazy arch to your foot.

I'm flat footed. That would have been just like one solid block. Well, no, but the thing is, it's like, I thought, I think I'm getting flat footed. I'm finally getting to the bottom of my foot journey. I that's why i think someone said that i think that's why your feet are growing is because they're like the arch is slowly yeah going away i think that's why i'm going up so many shoes but that is easily the like worst thing i've ever seen yeah no it's so bad and i scrubbed them today too like this is on there wait but it's like how did that happen with the oil version you're not even spraying anything

I have no no you're spraying an Oil oh you're spraying an oil I have no idea how I'm gonna take feet Picks this month the lights are going off Oh baby I don't I don't think they want To see that to be honest maybe they do They're getting they're pretty freaky the feet people Yeah like maybe that's like some but I'm hoping

It's so bad though I screamed At the top of my lungs this morning And imagine Makoa Like I just feel like I've been doing so many Things where I'm like That would have been My final straw

100% Like you know Makoa Was just standing there Like what And then this He told me I was sexy As King Tut You are

I don't understand What you're saying You look so cute But this must be How you felt When you were telling me I looked good In my Ronald McDonald

Costume Nobody was sexy but you know what's funny you know what I love about you is like so against sexy Christmas so against sexy Ronald McDonald so down for beard as Moses Hackman I love it but you know what I've actually done this look once before because I was Billy Ray this year oh shoot I forgot about that for BB's birthday party what were you just gonna tell me about um we were gonna talk quickly about what Oscar did to me in the last episode I think it was Oscar because I refuse to believe that I did my own self that dirty but like I was so or I think he put an

outer banks filter on us no because everything was like greener too like like our house doesn't it doesn't look like saturated yeah like it just it doesn't look like that but everybody thought i did orange makeup to match my pumpkin hat which like like okay but i didn't but anyway this is my natural skin color and i'm really leaning into it because me talking about the bottom of my feet well i don't self-tan just like looks so bad on me for some reason and i like try all the time i've tried everyone i'll paradise i love but i love it when i'm already like a little bit tan when i'm really pale like this there's nothing that can fix it so i gotta just lean in i think it's good to lean in like i have such a like self-tan like it's fuck antidepressants fuck therapy if i feel fucking awful about myself one fucking coat of

that orange shit and i'm like oh my god i'm a hadid honest to god though i've never looked like okay with the exception of maybe your hands and feet i've never looked at you and thought like oh her tan looks like shit ever that is just like such a nice lie no i actually mean it because i have one friend off the top of my head that I can name That I want to literally Like shake her And say never Ever ever Get a spray tan I know exactly

Who you're talking about She's gotta stop You're so right She needs to be stopped But who the fuck Am I to be talking about Anybody's tan Whoa

I left my own body I was like wait Sorry I'm trying to adjust So that I can smile In this episode Because I already like Have been giving bad vibes You can also just let them Know off rip That you're You're so happy I honestly am so because I already like have been getting bad vibes do you can also just let

them know off rip that you're you're so happy I honestly am so happy I really do want to look like this all the time like I I know you look amazing I just love cosplaying anything Trisha does like I might just run it up for the next 10 episodes like tavern girl whole nine like I just when I feel like she does she doesn't like wait for Halloween to cosplay she'll just cosplay every day of the week it's so true i think i might be like picking up that trait soon because it does bring me a type of joy that i cannot express it is so fun i've never actually like full-blown cosplayed somebody your beard is just so good what about it no i'm serious this is the most sexually attracted to you i've ever been maybe it's because i'm feeling trisha e though too like in gear moses so i'm like fuck me you're really getting into character yeah i love that i love water water he loves water right

yeah he loves fun that's good nailed it i'm already just sitting here in platform heels like cock out is so me i guess before i get into all of my topics, we should talk about our LA shows. Yay! They were so fucking amazing. I cannot believe that happened. Me either. It's so crazy because we were home for the last episode that we filmed,

so I was like, that's weird because now we're home from tour again. But so crazy, so amazing. Dolby Theater. I just, when I was hosting the Steamies and got drunk on that stage i never thought there'd be a world where i'd ever be on that stage again and be able to redeem myself like i thought that would just be my final memory of the dolby what a great man what a and trisha is just i can't wait

for her live show in december she's so i'm so creepy imagine being trisha like seeing me like talking about her i love it so much but like she is just so fucking made for live performance her performing shallow when we got home that night he didn't know like the shallow lore and so i like updated him and i was literally moved to tears like the fact that like she performed it live on stage with us and just fully committed was so fucking i know she really like like jumped into character and she was so it's so interesting like trisha because i feel like she genuinely has like like she doesn't truly understand how much people love her and she's always she's like what if i go out there and like people don't know

who i am and we kept telling her like trisha like we have like a little tidbit in the beginning of our show where trisha's in it and the crowd goes so crazy every single time that it's like we we can gauge how good a crowd is going to be or how loud a crowd is going to be based on how loud they cheer at that like moment because that's like they we know they're going to scream and i always say that it's like it's our hail mary like if i'm on stage in like springfield missouri and i like forget a part of my story and like the crowd goes silent like i'm turning to that audience and saying y'all love trisha paytas exact every single time even when I was going Through some stomach issues And had to run off stage

To use the restroom I could hear from the restroom You going So how do y'all feel About Trisha Paytas Like it is just So it was such a Full circle moment

To have her like Close out the show Like it is something I'll never fucking forget In my entire life It was just So amazing And just the way

She was received Like literally I don't think they Stopped cheering For like 10 minutes straight It was so And all the people In just Trisha It's like seeing their faces It was like I know cause no one Knew she was received. Like literally. I don't think they stopped cheering. For like 10 minutes straight. It was so. And all the people in just Trisha. It's like seeing their faces.

It was like. I know. Because no one knew she was coming. And so many people just had like. Love Trisha Paytas. Yeah. And it was like. It's just like.

I wish we could bring her out. For every show. Because it's like. It was so special. And I do just want to say. Now that tour is done. I hate going on this whole. Emotional tangent.

While I look like this right now. But it's like. I'm just so fucking grateful. For our fans. Like genuinely. Like this girl wrote me a letter um I took a photo of it way at the Los Angeles show and let me find it hold please I'm sorry she just wrote this whole thing saying like I met you in Portland six years ago and she said I was 14 and you were 20 we locked eyes and for the first time in my short life you weren't looking through me like through a screen first time feeling the warmth of being

seen as a person and not just a problem i felt real and important you looked me in the eyes held my shoulders tight and reminded me how loved i was you didn't let me leave until you knew my name and made me smile like all this stuff and she just like went on this whole i know no i know i know i know i know i know she said i'm unsure if our paths will ever cross again and i need to thank you in this life you changed my life you were the first person to ever root for me on my team and i would not be here without you tana and i'm sure many other fuck-ups and losers relate and like all this stuff and i just like that makes me like literally want to sob i know i sobbed my beard off i'm gonna lose my mind but it's just like knowing that people feel that way at all is

so crazy to me like crying in the moses is it just no i don't know i just sweet and like what a way with words she has i know it was such a beautiful letter and i was like you're not a fuck up you're not a loser like I had to message her after and just tell her like how much I love her but I don't know like knowing that all these people are in this room every night and everyone kind of has that in common right like they maybe say what's on their mind and they don't feel like they fit in because of it or people who genuinely knowing I've ever changed one person's life right is like mind-blowing and like I don't necessarily know if I'll ever like believe it to that extent but it's just like I just want to thank my fans like

so fucking much because it's like I really wish I could go in every single one of those people's minds and they could understand that like I would not be alive if it wasn't for them and just like coming off this tour really looking back at like being in all those rooms every night like filled with so many fucking people who like all have something in common and just I don't know dude like I just was the past like week now that it's over like I'm so sad I want to go back out immediately like the it's so true like the low after tour like just being with that many fucking people who love you and that you love back as much like I can't believe that was real and I just like I just want to thank my fans our fans again and again and again like holy fucking shit I cannot believe that was real and if you told fucking little Tana who was suicidal sitting in front of her dirty door in her horrible house that like it would get better and we'd be

playing the Dolby fucking theater like that's and I just hope that like I know that we're never putting our role model inspiration fucking hats on like I'm not I don't want to be a role model in so many ways you know as I say as King Tut but like I'm still crying as Moses so I hope we can serve as an inspiration to people that if you're in a bad spot of your life like you can fucking turn everything around and like you will find people who love you for you and like you can be yourself even if it's like I don't know like I just remember like like the girl in those story time videos was a the weird kid I don't know just everything I would say I was always the outspoken fucking outlier weird kid and I found this family of people who love me for me and I just hope other people can like do the same thing I don't know i don't mean to go on such an you know trust me i have i've had a whole existential crisis about it like since i've been home because it's like it's such a special

experience and like in the moment of course you realize how special it is but like when you finally get home and it's like quiet and you're like oh my god like i can't believe i did that and like i just i think of like 20 years from now when we're like with our kids and we're like no seriously like this happened like mom you're so lame like there's no way like you're making this up you know what I'm saying like it's just so like it's so cool and I'll never ever ever get over it and I want to tour forever but you know what I mean like it's I think it's like you walk out on stage and you hear these screams and you see these big crowds and when you start doing that every night it's very easy if you don't make your if if you're not actively trying to make

yourself present it's easy to just fall into that role and understand yes that there's thousands of people in front of you but i think it's little things like reading that one letter and knowing that like she that one girl in the crowd felt that way and like that all of those people feel some type of way like the fact that there's anyone who's willing to spend money to come like see this in person like that it means that much i just i just cannot fucking believe and i just want to thank anyone and everyone who came like you have no fucking idea how much that shit like really meant to me like i just to both of us but no like you're saying it's easy to like dissociate sometimes because sometimes i'm like so overwhelmed by it. And like because it is so like emotional and crazy that I literally have to completely like like remove myself from it.

But I like meet and greet, for example, is like the best thing to help with that, because it's like like if I'm feeling that way, the second we start meeting people and stuff, it's like, oh, my God, these are like this is like so crazy. And just like even just like the amount of girls that come into the meet and greet like fucking hysterically sobbing like and i'm always immediately like i'm so sorry for everything i'm sad i'm so sorry that you feel raised by me but like it's like i just think about how i feel like people i would cry meeting knowing anyone like no but you're being you're being like trisha right now where you're like not acknowledging that like literally the whole world is obsessed with you you are so nice it's i guess it's just that that comes with being polarizing right because it's like if i was someone that just everyone like mass widely loved but i just guess like knowing that so many people hate me too i think it's good for me because it keeps me so fucking but it's like i don't want you you tell

me this all the time but like you shouldn't be focusing on that over the people who love you and i think that's what trish does too probably she just like thinks of those people as like the public but just i guess seeing people who love you that much in so many rooms i don't know i don't want to make this the whole fucking podcast because we do have a million topics but just even just the people watching at home like even if i never meet you and you never come to a show where you never comment on anything or anything just like the fact that you give a fuck at all about me like and her and our lives and i just can't thank you enough i fucking love you so much and if you feel like i saved your life in any way just know you fucking saved mine okay i'm touring houses right now right and it's just

it's so hard this is exactly everyone's like why don't you own property in la like i'm like and i've always just been like i would rather keep the money in my bank account and rent because it is so fucking difficult I've toured 20 houses in the past five days there is something wrong with every single one of them and you have to care about so many other things when you're buying a house versus renting like what school district is nearby so that it's like is it profitable or not is a if you ever want to sell it or rent it is is someone going to want to buy this house? You know what I mean? If it's by a freeway, you're fucked.

If it's, you know, the roof, the foundation, the fucking fire insurance and everything. It's just adulting to a new level that is so overwhelming. And so I'm obviously trying to find something that I love, but also something that is profitable, right? Yes, of course. I love your mustache. I'm sorry.

It's like kind of going like a little rogue. It's okay's okay i fell in love with this fucking house i'm so fucking in love with it it's so beautiful but it's on a major street i will never sell it for a dollar more than i can buy it so now i'm just it's sad to have to go tour other houses when i have this one that i love yeah and if it was for rent i could just rent it it wouldn't matter and i can't have it for a reason that's like so upsetting to me but obviously I am also trying to find something really safe like gated community like just so safe because I need to tell you something about my stalker that I'll tell you after this um so I go tour this fucking house today right and it's in Hollywood Hills and it is just like the prime location okay very Oppenheim group like I feel like Christine

Quinn would have sold me this fucking house okay and it's just beautiful old like Spanish right and it's in the Hollywood Hills I guess I can say where it is because I'm not fucking buying it okay it is directly above the comedy store like it's like you you only go like right up the hill okay me with binoculars I'm like no it's my next victim it's so in that way like it's like you only go like right up the hill. Okay. Me with binoculars. I'm like, who's my next victim? It's so in that way. Like it's like you're right above all the billboards on Sunset Strip. It's so, so okay. And it's weird because I'm in the car with Ashley and we're driving there.

And I was saying to her, I was like, this is going to sound fucking weird. But before I buy a house, not only am I going to have inspectors obviously come and all of those things but one of my mandatory things i'm going to do is have a medium come like i just like did somebody die here is this weird vibes like i've lived in houses that i believe were haunted and i never want to again like i think alamar was so fucking haunted like and i just really yes like just i could go into detail like we lived in that house in sherman oaks for like three years like shadow people walking through the windows. Granted, I was on drugs.

And you painted your bedroom walls black. I think that's the thing is that I was in a like a touchable space. I was in an attachable headspace. But then the house just and there were weird little dungeon parts of the house that just scared. I don't know, whatever. So I was like, I'm not going to buy something and live in it for five years without having a medium roll up, up pull up and wreck me turn along

and so we pull up to this house right after i'm saying that right and we walk in and the vibes are just so off and the house was built in 1920 and it's just scary i'm like it's beautiful it's like spanish overlooking all of hollywood like it's beautiful but i'm like what like what's going on right who died here and so then the girl trying to show us the house she lets us know she was like this house has so much history so essentially the people who bought the comedy store when they bought it in like the 80s or whatever whoever was selling the comedy store Just threw in this house as well And so then this house Ended up being

A crash pad For like all up and coming Like Jim Carrey Robin Williams lived in this house Oh so people who were doing The comedy store Yes like Like the comedy store

People owned it So like whenever someone Was doing the comedy store Is this Pauly Shore's mom Yes yes Okay So she owns that house She owned that house

Before she died And like their family Still owns it That's who's selling it right Oh okay in the comedy store. Is this Pauly Shore's mom? Yes. Yes. Okay. So she owns that house. She owned that house before she died. And like their family still owns it. That's who's selling it, right? Oh, okay. And so Jim Carrey crashed there. Robin Williams crashed there.

If you Google the house, there's so many drug stories, crazy stories, like all this fucking shit about this fucking. Legends, right? And so she's just telling me more about it, right?

We get down to the room that they've now turned into the master bedroom, okay? And we're walking through, like on the floor and it's hollow like i'm you know what you know when you're walking on the floor and you feel like there's something under it right and she's like okay i have to let you know this and i just saw a tiktok about this shit okay have you been getting tagged in this tiktok i saw it but i'm i'm a skeptic again with you keep going but so you and i are getting tagged In this TikTok

Like every day For the past week I've seen my whole mentions Of someone talking About tunnels Under Hollywood All fucking week I'm getting tagged

In this thing And I don't Know much about Tunnels under Hollywood Okay I don't know I don't believe it It's them saying

There's like a Starbucks Reserve under Hollywood And like first of all I feel like I would Just know about that shit me too Someone would have slipped up by now like 100% and so I am Going to go on a deep dive asking like all my most

Famous friends if this if this is true because That's what they're saying it's for like I don't know if I have anybody who Would be invited to Starbucks reserve in my contact Yeah they're saying it's like Will Smith will be driving Under the tunnels whatever I People have been asking us like hey can you talk about the Tunnels and I saved it to try to see If I could ask people and whatever whatever blah blah blah right so but I have no personal lore and I'm walking through this house and the girl's like hey just

letting you know this is hollow but before the comedy store was owned by the comedy store people it was owned by the mafia and like all ofwood's a-list would like it was the place they would go right and so there's a tunnel under this house to the comedy store that marilyn monroe used to take like all the time to like go into this house and like yada yada like all this shit like marilyn monroe how does anyone build a tunnel that long i have no idea but i saw the full fucking latch the full fucking thing there is a jet there's a tunnel under this they couldn't open it no they closed off allegedly they closed off like some of the entrances that it would take you to but I'm like I'm not fucking living in this house no

because who's down there who the fuck is under these tunnels under this fucking house in Hollywood and the fact that they're just like that you could tell the lady And I were just vibing So she was giving me lore Yeah So maybe like she's not supposed to Divulge this information At all And then I leave

And I'm googling this house Like just the worst vibe It's beautiful Like the kitchen's been redone It's gorgeous But it's like worst vibe I'm googling it Like John Belucci

Is that his name? He left a party at that house I thought you were gonna say John Benet Ramsey I'm like fuck No He left a party at this house. I thought you were going to say John Benet Ramsey. I'm like, fuck. No. He left a party at this house to go to the Chateau Marmont and then died. Like there's so much.

And I can't believe it's just for sale and no one would know. If no one fucking asked. Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. It feels like there's so much history. I wonder that about like, I saw the Menendez. I know, I hate to bring up the Menendez brothers again. No, I don't. I love them so much. Their house just sold for $17 million and I can't imagine like buying it.

And do you know, you only have to disclose If someone's died in a house within Three years I kind of get that though and like I don't I don't know if I subscribe to the idea that Like a house is like haunted because somebody died There you know what I mean like I also Think that like it can be haunted like no

You don't haunt somebody unless you were like Done wrong by them but Friendly ghosts I want a friendly Ghost no you what I want a friendly Like, no, you don't haunt somebody unless you were like done wrong by them. But friendly ghosts. I want a friendly ghost. No, you what? I want a friendly ghost over no ghost. OK, I am so fucking sorry. Absolutely the fuck not.

I want no ghosts. No ghosts. I want a friendly ghost over no ghosts because I like there's things I can't see that they can. I don't care if my ghost is fucking Betty White. I don't care if she's so nice and she's chilling with me like the barbie movie okay like i don't give a fuck i'm horrified really yes i just can't i can't even do it would you ever do like a haunted situation or like a like a speak to ghost sam and colby asked me all the time to do one of their videos with them

apps i just think you know my whole sleep paralysis lore like i had it was the same as alamar like an era of my life where i genuinely was like someone's here you know what i mean is she in the room with us and like i don't fuck with it at all i'm too paranoid as a person i just i i'm not kidding i never ever ever think about being haunted until i'm masturbating not kidding and i've already told you this before but like that's the only time I ever think like are people watching over me ever because I'm like how embarrassing I'm serious I will never I would never go uncovered no I'm not kidding I'm it's literally like me with my Moses mustache on I'm like I feel like you have to have sex with your boyfriend later with this on like i'm definitely gonna have sex like this oh for sure i made him kiss me when i left the house and he

was literally like this is so he's like ew i hate kissing someone with a beard i'm like i have to do it all day long that is kind of crazy it's so funny i'm about to be avatar with mikoa and we're getting a full special i'm so sorry really quickly i just want to point out that did you did you notice who was avatar who was avatar Alabama it's so funny the other day I'm going through my house and I found all these fucking photo booth photos of me in Alabama Barker and I was really rats it's so funny because you know I'm not gonna sit in that makeup chair for more than three hours I'm gonna be like listen make me blue in five minutes I want that big Sonia Kashuk beauty blender like get to work

like I'm not going to look too. Here's my thing about it though. I saw her photo and it was like almost so perfect that I'm like, I could have done this in an AI app in 30 seconds. I know she wasted like hours

and hours and hours of her life. I know mine's going to be really footy, really, really footy. But I do think McCall and I have to have sex as it. We've already like kind of planned that. For sure. But you're gonna need

To put like a tarp down Oh my god It's so bad It's so fucking bad I'm not doing any Halloween Or I have to do At least one

Because I have one party That I have to go to You know what You need to do something Like so I think you should Do something so good Like so c**ty

I know I truly love Halloween I'd love to dress up But I just haven't thought of anything this year last year I was a deer and I'm like maybe I'll just be a deer again you know I love what do you want me to be like sexy buddy white like yes like literally yes a golden girl you're kind of a golden girl we could be golden girls should we speak on pop culture before we just go down

random tangent holes tangent holes is not a phrase phrase Yeah lots has happened in pop culture this week First of all I don't know if this is considered a pop culture But They announced the Menendez brothers Resentencing today Which I think is going to happen like really soon Because with the resentencing they can say

You deserved 30 years And then they've already served 30 years And they can be put out like immediately Yes and so originally they had served Or they were like sentenced to life sentences without parole And now they're eligible for parole And since they've already been in For like X amount of years

They're eligible immediately I'm so excited for them I think that everything I said I could have said last week Like all of my takes on it But I am just really happy for them to start Hopefully begin a more new normal. Same thing as Gypsy Rose.

And I just. God that's so amazing. It like literally gives me like chills to think about. Them sitting in prison. Like all this time. And thinking like there's. They are never going to see outside again. And then now they are.

Because people were so. I am really happy for them. Like passionate and stuff about their kids. I think it's so amazing. Did you know that they both got married in prison? Did they? They both got married since they've been in there. To guys?

No, to women outside of prison. Oh, really? Both of them. Oh, no. I didn't know that they. Yeah. And I wish I jumped. I wish I got ahead of it, to be honest.

Yeah, that's so iconic. Eric is hot. They're both like beautiful, beautiful people. Well, I just like the picture gorgeous the young eric oh i know not me in a beard saying i'm like i feel like we have to talk about the brianna chicken fry zach brian breakup here's what i'm gonna say i was 100 percent rooting for them to not be the tail as old as time. The lose them how you got them tail as old as time. But him being on Raya the next day makes me feel as though

it's hitting the tail as old as time, you know? And it's just like, you know, what's her name, Debbie? Who's Debbie? Deb. Deb is just somewhere. Debra is thriving Someone was saying when the hurricane Because it wasn't heard the hurricane

Just called Hurricane Deb yeah and the Exact Brian was just it was something Like you'll never lose the of a woman Who loves you I'm fucking brain dead I Don't know but yes yeah so Deb came Before Brianna and didn't he cheat on Her with Brianna I mean it's people say That but I don't I don't think so.

I think it was just very, very immediate after both Brie and Zach's breakups that they got into new relationships. So much so that it is like very suspicious. Like if my boyfriend were to break up with me, even like my little two month relationship that I have going on right now, if he were to break up with me and start dating someone next week, I would be floored. Well, people just always talk about how that is like narcissism checkpoint number one it's people who just can't be alone and it's so it's so scary but like i guess like i don't know it's so common like his archetype is like so common and it's like you just fill the void and it's like literally like somebody's disposable and brianna said that in her bathroom floor video she was like You can give someone everything and be discarded within days and it's sad but he but she this is

The thing she saw him do it to somebody else so it is like I understand why people are receiving it And they're like well you were fucking stupid you like you know what I mean everybody's saying that But I do feel bad in some capacity it's so sad because you always want to believe yeah because I like believe in love like you know what I mean you want to be the you always want to believe. Yeah. Because I like believe in love. Like, you know what I mean? You want to be the anomaly. You want to be the. Yeah. And it's like, I hate, you know how many people are making videos right now that are like, she should have known better and stuff.

I'm like, okay, Zach Bryan comes knocking on your door and see what you do. Like, be honest. Yeah. It's he, you know, I know exactly the type of guy he is. Like he probably love bombed her so hard. And like, of course, like when somebody is telling you all these things, you think they're going to be different. No, when you're watching him sing the most beautiful songs in the world and eventually

the most beautiful songs in the world about you to these arenas of people who love him and he's vulnerable and he's talented and he's I 100 percent see how you and then I think that a common thing with women as well, though, is that you think with a man that time put in matters. Do you know then I think that a common thing with women as well though is that you think with a man that time put in matters do you know what I mean like I I found myself in this situation a million times where you like she probably at this point right before this breakup was like okay I've put in so much time but it doesn't men don't think like that that's why the taxi cab theory is a fucking thing like that a man you can a woman can do everything for a man for five years and if he's not ready for marriage he will dump your ass and then a year later the first woman who comes by just like a taxi cab light on yeah he's gonna marry and it's the same

principle you know what i mean like the time put in did not matter in the ways in the end how he was i don't know dave portnoy was funny as fuck for tweeting smallest man who ever lived i know i saw him say today that he like never liked Zach And he always got bad vibes from Zach I've only Ever met Zach like once Have I ever met him Yes I have I don't think so I just He was at Bree's live show when I went to go do it

And so like I got to talk to him a little bit that night I thought we met him I met him oh you did you did You did yeah we met him at a show too but I didn't get like bad vibes from him But you i mean you know there's the story of him serving his wife with divorce papers while she was deployed no yeah so he was married once before to rose only a couple years ago the fact that i know but yeah so he was married and they were both in the military or the army i don't know and she was

like active duty like Deployed And he just served her With divorce papers No explanation If I'm in the military And someone serves me With divorce papers I am absolutely like

Calling all troops And being like Hey can we just Move this missile Like are you kidding me Well just talk about Like talk about Oh my god

Just the The way that I mean you know The way I handle a breakup Like if it were like That kind of thing Like you're married to somebody And I'm already at war

No and the only way you can communicate is Letters I'd be putting blood on the letter Like I don't even what do you even do I'd be sending photographic evidence I'd use one of those stamps that you touch and then croak No anthrax anthrax Boots anthrax boots The house down are you

Fucking actually kidding me that's fucked okay i see it there's a lot of before that was before deb and then came brianna and there's absolutely zero time in between any of those relationships that's why people get on him so much on online yeah and i felt bad for brie all along the relationship because everyone was hating on their relationship the whole time being like girl like he's gonna do to you exactly what he did everybody else you know she was probably like so bothered by that and then he did yeah that's sad it's just that's a mess it's such a mess it's always the guys who sing like the most beautiful love songs that are he has that fucking song let you down or whatever where it's he literally says i'm gonna fucking let

you down i'm gonna do everything like that's why it's almost like they have too much love in their heart and they have to spread it all over the place even if he didn't cheat on her it's just the raya the next day is Diabolical it's Olivia Rodrigo it's Like traitor it's like you fucking you Don't that's it's the same thing to me Especially if it was on any sort of Terms like because he put out a

Statement where he was like something Like he hasn't been mentally right Since his mom's passing and like he Just needs to work on Clinton I know Well I'm like yeah I think I've seen This film before except At least not at least his mom you can't Blame that like and say like oh you need

To focus on yourself and your mental and Stuff and go on right because it's like Oh are you gonna do that on a date with Some other bitch it's also just like in What world do you think you're gonna Open up that riot app and it's not gonna Get clocked like do you think you're Gonna stealthily fuck Yeah that's what

But I think that they Must have been broken up For a while I think they break up And get back together Quite often actually Yeah He should just sing

He should for sure just How lucky are we It's been a hell of a week He's all It's been a hell of a week Brie should have titled Her YouTube video that It's been a hell of a week

Oh that's good shit. The girls on Raya, how lucky are we? Right, like that's insane. It's just not funny. I mean, Jesus. I think Dave Fortnoy will really handle it. So I'm just, I'm tapped out on everything I have to say. I wish nothing.

I genuinely do. I hope Brianna finds a really healthy happy world you know what's been like really pissing me off on the internet lately as well just there has been so much happening like I feel like this is always how the internet goes there's like a week where nothing happens and then everything happens and it's so fucking sad that Liam Payne passed away it is it is just like so so fucking heartbreaking like I know that he did some really fucked up things and just the whole situation is so layered but I think that what's made me really sad is just seeing all of the girls who were like directioners and like how integral it was for like

their childhood how one direction how it shaped so many people and I saw Tara's world she posted this video where she was just like really distraught over and crying and all of the comments were like girl imagine if this was someone you really knew okay like like just like coming at her for being so parasocial and it's I was having this conversation with a bunch of people I knew and I realized how split it is because like I completely understand like if Justin Bieber passed away I would genuinely be because I was such a believer I still am like it did shape and form me in so many ways you know like I wasn't personally a directioner but I can relate like I would be as distraught as all these girls are But a lot of people In real life

Like hearing them Talk about it Just people I know Are like They can't understand Why like Tara's world Was crying like that

Like they're saying Like I don't know That person Like I would only Be upset if it was like And it's crazy to me Like No you can watch a movie

And cry at someone Dying in a movie So why can't you cry At a real person dying Yeah Whether you know them Or not That affected your life

So much I like you said Like I feel like I am Just old enough to have not Really like been like a super Like One Direction fan but Like BB for example has been Crying literally for weeks I Ran into Olivia O'Brien in the

Elevator the other day was Stopping with a One Direction Shirt on and it's like it Really is so it's just Fucking just horrible yeah I Think it's it's so fucking sad And it's crazy that people can be so not Sensitive to that like who gives a fuck

If that person knew that person or not If you want to talk insensitive I want to talk about what they're doing To all the girls who are associated with Liam Payne Online like his current girlfriend His ex-girlfriend His kids Mother like every single one of them Is getting like in some way blamed

For him having passed away and i can't even imagine like the grief alone like would probably kill me and then going online and seeing people blaming me for it it's so sad it's so sad and i like they're you know all like i think her name is kat his girlfriend that he's he was dating when he passed away she all of her comments are literally like why would you leave him there like this is your fault like it is like how can people possibly be so horrible yeah it's fucked and it's it's just crazy because it's like obviously if this was something he was struggling with like that was probably not an anomaly of a situation for her leaving him there and they

have kids right no he has a he has a seven-year-old with Sheryl Crow, who is a X Factor. Oh, I know who Sheryl Crow is. That's crazy. I did not know that was the mother. You know what I want to talk about really quickly? Just kind of in relation to all of this that I keep seeing. So allegedly, 2C-B was found in his toxicology report in his bloodstream. Yeah.

And apparently also 2CB has been making a lot of recurrences in the media because Diddy, it was like found in all of his shit as well. And everyone keeps calling it pink cocaine. Right. And I just keep like seeing that everywhere. Okay. So that's what I saw. I saw pink cocaine found in his system.

I've always made like 2cb jokes like and i've learned a valuable lesson i even have we had a girl come up to us at the meet and greet and talk about how she was like recovering from being addicted to percocets and i've seen a lot of people in my life be addicted to like percocets and hard drugs like that and shit like that and it is they're all just such damaging drugs and i have we talked about this a while ago but i've just learned a valuable lesson that i need to be very careful with my jokes especially right now i'm seeing all this like pink and shit like that and it is they're all just such damaging drugs and i have we talked about this a while ago but i've just learned a valuable lesson that i need to be very careful with my jokes especially right now i'm seeing all this like pink cocaine shit cocaine is obviously a very bad drug but i think that it became a much scarier drug when fentanyl started being coming into the mix and calling 2cb pink cocaine i think is like diabolical it is such a horrifying drug and it like will have you like

talking to walls and shit really amari do you want to amari has a malibu barbie do you have something to say don't do it don't do it amari's 2cb experience do you know i set a reminder in my phone to yell at amari for doing 2CB years and years ago because I found out this story third party but Amari was in the airport left all of his luggage in the airport like to send it home and then left the airport he thought he was at a snack shack he facetimed Ty and he was like I'm at the snack shack fully an airport vending machine obviously the news isn't like marketing it as anything but i can just imagine so many like young impressionable people seeing like pink cocaine and it just sounds

so much lighter of a not even just that but like people who are doing it like literally doing it because they think it is literally pink cocaine and it's like so it's so so so such a hard drug obviously i think we all sing right i think everyone in this room has maybe tried it in that realm right like you're like oh pink cocaine and i just want to be the fucking psa right here that just because it's like just trish and fied and like don't bring don't bring trish at all address this king tut being a freak immediate apology for that i'm just saying i think that it being pink is really just fucked up like it's just like it looks so much cuter than it is it pink and now it's just all in the news as like fucking pink cocaine and i'm like dude this shit is a fucked up drug i thought it was like something mixed oh it's mixed with molly

it's like if you did molly cocaine and like dude i did ketamine only one time and i called the ambulance on myself i would never touch anything even moderately similar to molly ever again in my fucking life it's just like one drug being the equivalent to doing molly ketamine hallucinogens and like coke they really hit all the bases yeah they i know and it's just like so scary i don't know i just not that i should be i just feel like we do have a lot of like young fans who are like girls and gays and like listen i get got by pink shit all the time like if it's pink i'm buying it you know what i mean if it's pink i want it more and it's just i don't think this should be one of those well listen we've done the market research for you there's not a drug in

the world that you should try because nothing is that good literally at all except like weed weed's not a drug like even this vape being pink like sells me a little more i'm just saying listen i need to clear the air really quickly because sometimes me and tana take jokes a little bit too far okay and that and what started out as a joke okay here's the thing this starts in when i was a senior in high school ball shaver scofield yes that's crazy that you knew what i was gonna say yeah that was cute um yeah i've told this story before i'll keep it short i told this kid i was gonna say yeah that was cute um yeah i've told this story before i'll keep it short i told this kid i was gonna shave his mustache in the shower one time like it was

like a like the guy was dating in high school and for some reason in his head he was like oh i'm gonna actually tell all my friends that she shaved my balls in the shower and then i became ball ball shaver scofield and i could never live it down so now i like i mean i made a joke like that to my boyfriend recently really joking about it i was, imagine if I put your little pubes in my locket. Like kidding. Not kidding. I was kidding. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to take this joke a little one step further.

And I'm going to tell Tana that there's pubes in my locket. Just because we were talking about my locket. And I was like, oh, yeah, there's actually pubes in here. Well, because also I don't even think the people don't even know about this. But it's so fucking funny. Every time we're like at a show in a random green room wherever like i feel like page doesn't see the light at the end of the tunnel so she'll go manic like on tour and she'll just start cutting her hair like i can't even tell you the amount of green rooms page has given herself like a butterfly cut in

or like a wolf cut or like whatever's trending on tiktok whatever cut like pages and she's amazing she's taking the salons she really does slay it And so she was cutting her hair Per usual And then You guys were joking That like She should put her hair In your locket

No I did have a lock Of her hair in my locket For like A few weeks And then she made me Take it out Cause she thought I was cursing her

I was sitting with Paige And she'd had this like Quote unquote Bad week Horrible luck The luck in question Is like stubbing her toe And shit

Like it really And she thinks I put a hex on her? Well, no, but she's so high and she just sits up and she goes, Tana, I have to remove my hair from Brooke's locket. Like she's not saying that you were hexing her, but she's saying that someone else having her hair could be bad juju. And then she actually, the next day we're in like Boston and she comes into your room and like removes the locket hair.

Literally, she didn't leave one hair. So I think that, which is just crazy, but i think that maybe i'm dried up maybe that put the idea in your head that you needed new hair yeah so i thought it was like funny like ha ha ha and so tana made a tech talk about it brooke has pubes in her locket and first of all i think you did have pubes in your locket and you're trying to backtrack right now i don't have any pubes in my locket i can't wait but i would have if i could um imagine they're just all on my face now first of all his friends won't let him live it down and i like feel so guilty for having done that to him and second of all it it was in my head so

like i'm thinking lock it lock it lock it okay and we just had this pubes in the locket situation and this girl comes up to the meet and greet she says oh my god I forgot I and I go oh my god I love Your locket and I look at Tana and like I like laugh because we just talked About this pubes thing and she goes thanks my dad is in there like you Thought we were about to have a funny because it really was it was right Before the meet and greet I was like clowning you for having pubes in your Locket I'm dying on the hill that the pubes are in your locket. Bad time to say dying on the hill.

But then the girl comes up and she's so sweet. And then Brooke, you just thought we were going to have like a little funny like you were going to be like, oh, my God, I love your locket. I have a locket. And you and me would kind of chuckle. Maybe we'd tell the girl about your pubes. Like it'd be like it was going to be a funny joke between the three of us. But then she told me her dad was in there. And then I had to like literally I'm not even kidding.

Like my jaw hurt from how hard I was trying not to like literally it was gonna hit the ground cry and laugh she ended up making a tiktok about it to the girl she did yeah she was like if you know you know like my dad my dad dad's in my locket like and then brooke told me that her boyfriend's pubes are in hers and like i really do just think that that kind of encapsulates what a meet and greet experience is like for us okay but just for the record my boyfriend's pubes are not in my locket they so are they aren't it's funny because i actually like i don't think it's that weird because i saw this tiktok so long ago where a girl was like essentially it's that weird because i've been trying to do something with makoa not as weird as that this girl was making a tiktok like you're fighting for a text back like I have his dread on a keychain

so I've been wanting to do that for so long like have one of Makoa's locks of hair on a keychain like a little curl Makoa was like no you're not doing this this is so fucking weird so eventually I started every time he would brush his hair and lose hair, I started keeping the hair to make my own. OK, see, mine was a joke and yours isn't at all. No, I get it. But then I told McCullough that you were keeping pubes in your locket and he finally said, fine, you can have a key chain. Oh, you're welcome. So honestly, thank you so much.

I'm so excited for my key chain. I knew I was good. My joke was good for something. It definitely wasn't good for my boyfriend's reputation amongst his friends. Yeah. joke was good for something it definitely wasn't good for my boyfriend's reputation amongst his friends yeah and i just honestly miles i'm sorry that i said that you're a build a bitch because he's also not living that one down um no he's fine it doesn't bother him amari do you remember that time i bled all over elton john's house yes what i'm about to tell that story i fear again i'm touring houses uh-huh and elton john's house is also by the Sunset Strip in Hollywood Hills.

So we were touring a house, like, right by it. He used to live there, right? And Ashley was like, do you remember that time you bled all over Elton John's house? And I was like, oh, my God. Like, I hadn't thought about the memory in so long. But I just need to tell you how fucking embarrassing this is. Like, I just, like, so many of my embarrassing stories I just, like, completely forget about. And then I'm like, oh, my God, I did do that. completely forget about And I'm like oh my god I did do that so

It was Jordan Marona's birthday What were you gonna say maybe it's because we aren't supposed to Tell these stories but it's like it's so good for the The lore yeah Um it was Jordan Marona's birthday And me and Elijah Daniel decided we were gonna Throw him a birthday party okay And so we're looking at houses on Airbnb

Because this was before like I had a house So we're looking at a house on Airbnb to like throw this party in. OK. And we end up renting this house. We get there. And as the guy's giving us the keys, he's like, yeah, Elton John used to live here and he would always throw parties here. I'm like, this is so iconic.

And there's Elton John stuff like memorabilia all over the house. And we throw this party and I end up just getting like fucking shit faced. Right. Like so Tina. So Tina level and especially just because I was like 18 like we were so much more like out of pocket at that time like coming straight from Vegas like I didn't know how to throw a party I would just invite everyone and get like fucking shit face I love that and so I'm hammered and I'm up in the room like and I

I'm like on my period I have no idea how happens, but I go to the bathroom and my tampon had just been in for way too fucking long. Okay. I don't know what happens or how this happens, but I take my tampon out, miss the toilet. I don't know. I don't know.

I couldn't tell you. Um, and you don't fix it, right? You just left it. I don't put a new tampon in. Like, I don't know if I was so hammered.

Okay. It ends up getting stuck to my shoe and I. Stuck. And I leave. There's blood on the walls, Brooke. Like there's blood. I leave and I'm walking on the party for an hour. Trail of blood all down my legs.

Trail, trail, trail, trail. Florida Marona had to end up trying to clean it. So the Airbnb owner didn't like give us a fine. He throws up everywhere. Literally sued. He throws up everywhere. Blood on the walls in Elton John's house. And then they ended up finding me to like,

because it was like on the walls and shit. Do you know what's crazy though too? I talked with this a little on TikTok and it's like, this is now like six years later, right? I still don't have my period figured out at all. i just say that like it's just like i think you either you talked about this on something else or maybe you said it to me but i will say like there's blood on my light switch in my house right now like every morning i wake up on the first couple days of

my period and i just like have to run to the bathroom it's bleeding down my leg like and then it's like you put the tampon in and it's like you can't get it out and then sometimes it's just drier like than a fucking like i'll never have my period figured out i'm gonna be 40 bleeding down my leg or like pulling a fucking birthday card fucking out of my puss like dry ass tampon i don't understand it ouch i don't know i i mean a lot of you just have a heavy flow i don't have that heavy of a flow i actually literally at 27 years old just had my first like extreme bleed through my pants situation and i was alone with lincoln on a flight every single period i have like the first couple days like it's like it's on my ankle

it's on my ankle my ankle is so far from my pussy like what do you mean and then that just brings me to my next point of just everything being figured out I'm trying so hard right now to become a person who is type a okay but it's just like like as I'm just going through all my stuff I'm also trying to become a minimalist I'm trying to but I don't understand how there's time in the fucking day okay it's like you wake up wake up, you're supposed to have a healthy fucking breakfast. You're supposed to take your vitamins and supplements. You're supposed to have gotten eight hours of sleep the night before. You're supposed to be so fucking hydrated. You're supposed to get all of your work done. You're supposed to care about all of your friends. You're supposed to follow up

with caring about your friends. You're supposed to wear something cute right now. You're supposed to be clean girl. You're supposed to be this, or you're supposed to be that all of these fucking things. And then you're supposed to clean your house. You're supposed to be this or you're supposed to be that all of these fucking things and then you're supposed to clean your house you're supposed to put shit back as you how the fuck do people get dressed every day without trying three things on and then you're supposed to put those things back i have no clue how the fuck is there time in life to do it all like how the fuck are people just naturally type a like i have an idea waking up before 4 p.m. No, no. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

And fuck that because it's not even that. It's like and it's like making meals. You're telling me people cook three meals a day. I don't get it either. I'm not type A by any means. And then they clean up the kitchen all three times. And then they have time to do their job. And they have time to be a loving. Well, it doesn't help that you have like a fucking 5,000 square foot mansion.

Like it's easier. Like I live in an apartment. So it's not like hard to keep it like together But by myself I can't How do you get dressed without killing yourself? How do you do your makeup without killing yourself? I don't but I come home and it makes me so miserable to live in it That I have to fix it

You know what I mean? But I'm not type A Like I'm really not at all Nothing in my life is organized You will not catch me taking a supplement I'm eating McDonald's for three meals a day But it's just like my own misery that gets me to do it that's it like i don't have time to like clean the fingerprints off my mirror i don't have time to put like the strapless bra

back because i'm wearing the racerback bra it becomes like habitual and like i almost feel like it's like old dog new tricks you can't do it like it's like you either grew up that way or you didn't like my room looks like someone fucking took a bomb to it right now like you're gonna I'm gonna be Trisha as King Tut on the cancelled podcast and I'm not gonna have like eight pair of gold high heels like strewn about yeah well luckily you've got help I know I just I'm really trying to change myself but as I'm trying to instill all of these habits by the end of the day it's like I need a tranquilizer no but it's because you're trying to focus on too much at once if you like all of a sudden try to change your whole life upside down in one day obviously

you're gonna be like I'm never gonna try this again it's like if I were to try to like go to the gym tomorrow and try to run nine miles I would literally like I would just never go back in my entire life that too like I just I don't understand how anyone has it all together. Oh my God. Me neither. No. Nobody, but people pretend.

I guess it's one or the other. Like I could have a really hard working work day, but then I'm not going to have a like healthy. Yeah. Like routine life. I've been struggling because like my, like obviously Murphy's an angel, but mouse can just

destroy he literally can destroy an entire house like i woke up this morning and like a dog he has like destroyed like 20 rolls of toilet paper in every single crevice of the house and i'm like like if i were by myself i don't think i think i would have dropped him off at the gas station and like kids like what do you mean people have kids what the fuck do you mean i was gonna say i think that kids might be what helps you uh helps you kids? What the fuck do you mean people have kids? I was going to say I think that kids might be what helps you. Helps you. Like because all of a sudden you'll learn new habits. No.

If my toddler threw SpaghettiOs at the wall I would be like listen next week. Like what do you mean I also have to take them to the dance later? But your new habits. Like you form new habits because it's going to be your first time going through life as a mom. So it's like when you clean up the dinner table after they like that's your first time learning it. And that's when you get to have new habits no but you're telling me my toddler fucking sprayed shit and now i have to go like make ravioli that's what your husband is for you're making ravioli he's cleaning up the sprayage but then like how do moms have like a

slick back bun i don't know i haven't gotten there yet i just i utterly cannot believe like as i'm even just trying to be more put together that there are people out there with little fucking varmints. I know. And they're put together. Like Nora Smith. Like there's, Nora Smith has got to turn that camera off and just pull a gun on fucking Lucky.

Like I would be so, sorry. But I'm just saying like, what do you mean she's, what do you mean she's cooking? Fucking, like what do you mean she's making Capri Sun she's cooking Fucking like what do you mean she's making Capri Sun from scratch in a Chanel Tweed loves her kids has Time to go to fucking fashion shows

And sit front row you know she fucks the Shit out of Lucky where the hell does she have time for That I'll tell you what I think she's that happy Because like she has such a horny relationship And not to like Uh no but then it's like What do you call it speculate but like you can just tell looking at them that they just like literally they must have sex at least seven times

a day and i feel like i would be so happy i'd be like walking on clouds and i would be making fucking bubble gum from scratch if i was getting it like that dude i know it's just it would take up all my time the other day i had like psycho fucking balls to the wall sex midday uh-huh and it was like i'm not going to clean the kitchen after i got my ass ate i'm exhausted yeah well i slept for six hours after that what do you imagine that happened and then like i have to like pick up the kids from school like i can't walk like what the fuck like the second i kiss my husband's never getting fucked again you think so yes no i think you'll be so miserable with the children and that's like all you're gonna be able to do for serotonin oh my god i'm like i'm out of breath even just thinking about

it you think i'm a sex addict i don't need to have sex every day, but I need to like have crazy sex, like at least once every two weeks. You know, like lately I've been really, no, no. Come on, come, come on. We gotta give him something. The idea of bringing a taser into the bedroom is becoming more and more normal for me. Like, wouldn't that be so? What did he do to you?

What do you mean, my father father To want to punish him so bad No I want him to tase me No or yes I've been tased But imagine just a little zap to the ass In doggy Oh you want to get tased Okay so You're wondering why you don't have energy in the day and you're

trying to bring a taser into the bedroom you're gonna be out for the count she's like kill me yeah just know makoa's friends are like in san diego like just caught a surf someone sending them a clip of this and they're like god why couldn't you have been with like the hawaiian girl like you know it's just like oh my literally king tut i'm literally king tut talking about how i want this man to tase me and doggy and i'm like oh my god i hope his mom loves me forever like it's like fuck i'm crying i'm crying off my jewels oh my god it is so bad it's this is bad i'm in a beard and this always happens to me it's like the more i'll clown you about something like the more likely i am to get it so like oh my god for example for example bb has dandruff and that's

fine but i've been i've been literally making fun of her so much just because i was like no i love bb more than literally like i've never left anything like i love bb but it was like our funny joke for a second like if she walked like walked in front of me I'd like pretend to like Slip on her flakes Like I'm like Like as if it's snowing At all times Like her dandruff is so bad That I'm like literally

Like choking on it Like that was like my joke For a couple weeks And then I went to go Brush my hair last night And I saw that I have Literal flakes I am dandruffed up

I have the worst dandruff In the world You could rack up lines of it And short it Really? I don't know if I've ever Well maybe I've had dandruff before Well it's the worst dandruff in the world you could rack up lines of it really i don't know if i've ever well maybe i've had dandruff before well it's because when i get a bleach and tone like your whole scalp like has goes raw and then has to like scab over yeah so then that's

like the other day mikoa gave me a head massage like i was laying like he was like he was laying like flat and i was laying like on him like we're both facing the ceiling and he was massaging my head and i stood up and it looked like someone did an we're both facing the ceiling And he was massaging my head And I stood up And it looked like someone did an eight ball Off of his black shirt And it was so embarrassing You're like No I'm not kidding

It wasn't even fixable I have the word Like you pat my head and like see like But that's a good excuse at least The Alps fall off And there's no shade to the dandruff community I just Like there's nothing wrong with having dandruff

That's not the thing It's just funny because it's like I've never had dandruff in my life and then i make fun of her like one time for doing it and all of a sudden i'm just like i have some great products for your dandy don't worry you can take them on the way out green apple head and shoulders so really you just have to moisturize your scalp but did you see that the kardashians had a screening for wicked at their house and like ariana grande came yes i did how funny is that first of all i just love the card i love that like anything that those kids want like they can just make like you know that like chicago was just like mommy can we have wicked at home yeah and kim

was like fine like ariana but how funny over pete like how like oh it's just like like what like how did they even get there not pete no i'm bringing up pete davidson in a fucking king tut outfit no but me i'm like i'm like i'm bringing up pete davidson in a fucking king tut outfit kim has always been supportive of ariana and i remember when her and pete broke up she was posting ariana grande songs was she yes so it's like they're probably just so past it i was just imagining like i think it's just like a universal experience everyone's like yeah imagine watching a three-hour movie and like you know like mason and penelope were like throwing shit at the walls like it's just like imagine all

those kids in one room like like just no who's the bad one rain's the one who like wreaks havoc let me just stop i'm also like it's just i don't need to be talking about those kids in this outfit it's just like oh my god i can't even though amari are you ready to come on miss malibu barbie malibu oh wait no you're trisha oh malibu and now we welcome malibu barbie To the podcast You look amazing Holy shit Bro can you believe we made such a beautiful child I can't believe it I'm never getting a boyfriend after this episode

No and Malibu's gonna send us a cease and desist Right Baby's first cease and desist That's Aww That is kinda It's funny Amari because to me You're giving me

Like I wore that dress in Cabo on my birthday and those shoes you look amazing that's how my legs look after literally one time being cold do you know so i wore these shoes one time i dressed as barbie for halloween and charlie jordan was having a party okay was that the one that was like super controversial why everyone was like saying that you were showing follower accounts to get in oh that people were showing follower accounts you get in. Oh, that people were showing follower accounts to get in? You had to like show a follower, your follower.

Oh, I think people said that, but that did not happen. I know, that's what I'm saying. Like I will, I will vouch for Miss Jordan. That did not happen and she is not, she would never do that.

But her house like probably holds like a thousand people and like literally like, I don't know. Here I go with numbers. TanaCon, 20,000 people outside.

5,000 is a lot. 5,000 more at the Dolby Theater. Yeah, like no, Tana Marie. Here's what I'm going to. Here I go with numbers. TanaCon, 20,000 people outside. 5,000 is a lot. 5,000 were at the Dolby Theater. Yeah, like no, Tana Marie. Here's what I'm going to say. Not quite, but. The address just ended up getting sent around like crazy. There were way more people than like where her house could fit. There were so many people outside, like down her fucking street, whatever.

And I show up and I'm as Barbie and I have this big ass Barbie box. Okay. I have this big ass Barbie box. Okay. I have this big ass Barbie box. And so I get there and I'm like trying not to wait in the line. Like obviously I was like invited and so many people outside were not invited. So I'm like shoving through people in my Barbie box. And this was when DJ was still alive. And we grew up with her.

So I feel like you get a little more like leeway. It's like we went to high school together, bitch move. And DJ was still alive and he was one of our closest friends so he comes out to get us and he's helping me just mob through people in my barbie box okay and i'm not gonna lie to you i did not look my best at this time of my life okay this was a time of my life where i was you know if the crunch wrap was there i was eating it okay that sounds delicious and i knock over these guys with my barbie box right i like hit them all and i'm like move like get the fuck out of the way and i'm holding it like this you know what i mean i'm knocking people with my barbie box i picture

them like flying into the pool like and it was like soundcloud rapper ass guys okay and one of the guys just stands up and as i'm walking away he goes fat ass barbie just knocked me over that would ruin my month it did are you kidding me and you're already feeling like god damn i'm just so big and boxy with this are you kidding me i walked in charlie's house make me look boxy i walked in charlie's house and i was just so defeated i was like i don't even want to be here anymore like are you and i remember dj was just cussing them out god i love him um but it was yeah that's what so that's why it's funny these shoes were just in the pile of shit to get rid of and then i'm already put them on that's my favorite story you've ever told that's why i'm getting rid of the shoes because they were never fat ass barbie i was definitely giving fat ass

barbie i fear um listen i don't know how you guys do this though like my legs have been shaking literally like since i put these on like and aaron asked me to go downstairs and get him a water i was like fuck you know you could have taken the heels off like that wasn't an hour ago you just kept him on this whole time so committed straps and just all of it's just too much i don't understand how you girls do this it's who said that caitlin jenner she's like i don't know how you girls do it um it's so funny heels today yes it's so funny though because like this is literally me like leg hair and all brooke goes you couldn't have shaved your legs like i didn't know until two minutes ago first of all welcome back to the canceled podcast

hello it's actually really funny because i mean i know you don't really love reddit um i don't give a fuck what people say on reddit like i just read it i'm just like you don't know me whatever but last episode page and i were sharing a mic and people literally thought that i was trying to keep as far away from you as possible and i was like you guys were sharing a mic they even got into like oh no amari's left-handed i'm right-handed page and i were just sharing a mic i know and they're like i can read his body language like he told me this also there was like a at the end of it i'm like i'm like we gotta go we gotta go and tana goes like let's end brooks brooks over it and i got cooked so bad we had meet and greet after that so i got so many comments that were like oh do you have somewhere else better to be like and we'd already been podcasting for so long that day to

the point where we had to like switch locations i know i was just like you know how i get like i get so anxious when i feel like people are like waiting or something and like but but then we had the girls so like we wanted to obviously be like there for the girls i don't know anyway just know sometimes i don't hate bro context matters people are so crazy i just love like the way people like i'm like damn you really have time to speculate no but i did say something wrong in that episode bad i said uh that i didn't no one cares about vincent no no i didn't say no one cares i said nobody knows what you're talking about nobody knows who they are no no i said nobody knows what you're talking about you said nobody knows who you're talking well you know i remember i was like oh i do i know but that was first of all i was so

wrong and second of all i i think i was just like being a like i was just i also think you don't like to film for long and that's okay i don't and i got grumpy but like you can't do that and like justice for them because like they didn't they just caught a stray out of nowhere because i was just being a fucking like for no reason and like i watched it back and i was like damn like what was she going through at the end of the day like you're on tour you're hungry you're waiting for your chilies there was a meeting if she's pissing me off i'd be like no one fucking knows what you're talking about you know what i mean like yeah and it's just like i don't know i feel like there's a closeness

between all of us that it's like we all talk to each other i know but sam and colby were not sam and colby what are their names sam and vincent sam and colby it's so funny it's just sam and colby right holy shit there is there is okay well now i made it worse sam and vincent they didn't deserve it and i'm sorry you know i love that speaking of sam and colby you know one time years ago i told um sam that he looks like ed sheeran if he was hot and like i fucking love ed sheeran i've been ed sheeran's biggest fan like for the longest time one of the first artists i was ever like knew like every song on the album front to back like i love him so i did not think that that was gonna like he was like you're an asshole i was like what what sam said that yeah he was like that's evil that's one of the meanest

things someone's ever said to me and i'm like you're only supposed to tell someone they look like somebody if that person is significantly better looking than them i think sam is one time i know but i'm saying ed sheeran should have been significant like like if i came up to you know somebody and said that they looked like somebody who was way prettier than them or something i did that to somebody one time i literally told this girl i was like oh my god like you look so much like do people tell you no one has ever told her this by the way do people tell you you look like lauren gray because i was like trying to make this girl's day okay i was like really trying to give her a major compliment and this

girl was like no and she was like oh don't say that like something like that and i literally wanted to be like lauren gray is so fucking much prettier like i wanted to say that because i'm like no but like you won't you are not gonna like you're not about that yeah you're not about to say that like you're offended that you look like one of the most beautiful girls ever like you're so fucking weird i literally want to smack her in the head and say no wonder no one told you that never mind bitch you're yeah i was like i was floored i tell you but i think it was really funny that you were talking about like the um bleeding all over elton john's house story because you guys want to know something i don't know if you know this story but back in high school i'm about to get cooked as king oh yes oh and you deserve to be for this

back in high school we have sleepovers all the time whatever and one day she wakes up before me her dad picks her up and she leaves and i wake up i'm like oh where's tana whatever um i go into my bathroom and it's like it's my personal bathroom i go into my bathroom this is so unfair i have no control over this as well and i'm like why is there like blood on the toilet like i think and like kind of like dripping down the side of it i was like no like i have no control over this being told right i'm like i am so confused like like what like who is bleeding and i'm like okay like obviously it goes up periods whatever i look to the side of the toilet there is a bloody tampon bloody ass tampon sitting on the floor i just want to miss the trash can so you just told me a story about the time you threw a tampon on the floor now he's telling

me a different story of a time you threw a tampon on the floor isn't there a third story about you throwing a tampon on the floor like some assistant came out and said she had to pick it up no assistant had to ever pick up my tampon off the floor was i thinking of the jordan story then probably yes like no i would never do that somebody like and jordan didn't have to clean that i was just so blacked out that he was like helping me but i was thinking there was a third story there's the tampon and turks where i took it out on the beach and i dug a little hole like a rabbit but i don't't want to. Mid-argument too. Mid-argument takes her fucking tampon out.

I know they're not biodegradable either. No, I ended up taking it inside after I pulled down. I don't believe that. I promise. I promise. I promise. I have to clean up this tampon myself because what I'm going to do. There's a bloody tampon on my floor.

Like, no, I had to clean it myself. I threw up into the toilet instantly because i was so disgusted being my friend is crazy like in high school like that's terms for termination the fact that you just dipped out after doing that is what's crazy i promise you it wasn't on purpose like i probably meant to make the trash can i also just flush tampons now like i do too and you know what Sorry nevermind keep going You know how I always know she's used a bathroom too Is because the toilet paper will always be like at the floor

Okay that goes back to my whole type A thing How the fuck do people What do you mean put it back I know you were about to say put it back No one else is even detaching it from the wall No just no The sheet always comes down and touches the ground, but I don't understand how anyone like keeps it.

She is the only person I've seen. Exactly. She's the only person I've seen in my entire life. I will always know. It's a two hand task by the way. You pull it and then you hold onto the little roll and you rip it off. Well, I just really want someone

to say something nice to me. You look beautiful as King Tut. It's bringing out Your yellow eyes Tana in bathrooms They are They're like gold Like gold green They are kind of yellow

I can't see shit Because it's all pink By the way I'm really sorry About that tampon And I'm really sad That it's in the same episode As the Elton John tampon

Because now it's just like There's no The Elton John tampon Being a real sentence too Is just so mad lib I just I'm I Yeah I have nothing to say I There was like Elton John tampon being a real sentence too Is just so mad lib I just Yeah I have nothing to say

There was like this huge controversy online recently Because that girl Natalie Joy I don't know why I said that girl She talked about how she flushes tampons And like the whole internet was like are you fucking stupid Like I've never even heard of that And I'm like I've never not flushed a tampon I understand if I'm in a place where

There's a sign that says not to i'll Follow the rules or if i'm somewhere With footy irrigation okay if it look If it's like the toilet looks like it's Like older than like five years old i Will flush it or i'll i'll put it in Well like you know what i mean like if It's a porcelain toilet that's like one

Of the things i don't you a toilet is No longer porcelain these days i unless It's old that will make sure when i'm moving into a house that there is like toto toilets because i'm not i think it's so gross in the trash can i agree because i would be so disgusted like honestly like if i went into someone's bathroom and i saw bloody tampons no it's more so like the smell but the smell oh i've never well i mean the smell that i smelt that one time was actually pretty crazy well it's i just i'm so sorry i know it, the smell that I smelt that one time was actually pretty crazy. Well, I know it as the smell of like the girls bathroom in middle school, because that's when like everybody starts their periods.

And I just know they were like all confused. Oh, my God. I'm still that confused. But I will say I do. Didn't you just make a TikTok about how you had the blood on the walls and the light switch or something like that? Yeah. Yeah.

You know what's your best friend in that scenario? A magic eraser. You're so right. No, not. She's like, where do people best friend in that scenario a magic eraser you're so right no not she's like where do people find the time to get a magic eraser no you should have them like you should literally have them on your like countertop because that is like a magic eraser can do anything except for remove a spray tan do not do that you know that brooke said that one time on the cancel podcast that she uses magic erasers To remove her spray tan And then Lauren Gray did it And she got a chemical burn Chemical burn I'm so sorry Lauren

And that was kind of The moment that we realized That we can't just be Giving advice on this podcast No but that was The lesson to the people Never take medical advice From the cancelled podcast

Not that that's really Medical advice You never take any advice From the cancelled podcast Except for earlier When we said don't do drugs Yeah Correct I wanna Can we talk about What I wanna talk about Hell yeah we can Okay guys You never take any advice from the Canceled Podcast, except for earlier when we said don't do drugs. Yeah. Correct.

I want to, can we talk about what I want to talk about? Hell yeah, we can. Okay, guys. So last episode that I was on, actually, we were talking about how I'm newly single. And you're going to love this shit. So we had broken up, like, prior to our breakup. And we got back together. You being willing to do this dress like this is so

awesome i was just thinking the same thing i'm taking a break from my mustache because it's literally like giving me a yeah the wig is really fucking itchy but whatever um and so we we broke up and then we had a talk that got us back together amongst this talk i when we were in europe i had noticed that there's this boy that he was following and they were friends they were co-workers and stuff but like the guy's good looking and like he's successful and stuff and whatever i don't know how close they actually are i've met him like twice and stuff so it's like i know they're not like besties and so i noticed the way that they were commenting on each other's photos after i like did some stalking and stuff and it was like there's

hard eyes and there's just like all this like stupid like shit or whatever but at the same time i'm like okay let me calm myself down like they could just be like homies or whatever so when we have this conversation to like get back together and stuff i was like okay let me just bring this up before it haunts me and i say i say how close are you and so and so because i noticed some comments when i was stalking his instagram and i was like stalking your instagram and i'm seeing these comments and it just makes me a little uncomfortable yeah and i feel like it takes a lot to make me uncomfortable clearly and um he was like it was kind of like a you're crazy like we're just friends blah blah blah type of thing but i'm just like but here's what i want to say okay these comments can you bring up the

valentine's day comment in specific he posted a photo on instagram was like will you be my valentine and then um that would do it for my ex-boyfriend commented on it absolutely mind you we spent valentine's day together like been there we like had a picnic and stuff and like it was just like and i understand benefit of the doubt you were even saying this in a way where you were like i could just be crazy you know and like overthinking it could like ari could post It's just like. And I understand benefit of the doubt. You were even saying this in a way where you were like. I could just be crazy, you know, and like overthinking. It could, like Ari could post something and you could comment on it like daddy hard. It's like you and Ari are that close as friends and like, do you know what I mean?

And like he would know. But you also hadn't met this guy enough. And if you're dating someone for so long and it is their close friend that they're close enough to be commenting like that. Amari should have met this person more than twice. Right right and so then i just didn't appreciate that in my opinion he gaslit the fuck out of you like you're crazy that's crazy like what i'm your boyfriend i've only met this person twice and you guys are commenting on each other's photos like that and he's good looking and he's gay and he's single like yeah yeah and you guys are spending all this time together if you guys work together so then today we still follow each other on instagram because i gotta stay lurking duh um and um i see that they're at like i don't know if they're at like

an orchard or a vineyard or something like that together but um he posts something like of them like picking apples or something and it's like that that is so fall date coded and your ex is so the type to do that as a date yeah but it's hard to because a couple days prior you posted with your ex yes i was trying to stir the motherfucking pot so then was he doing that to stir the pot back i don't well he started it by posting practically a fucking nude on his instagram okay thirsty but at the same time it's crazy like i said last episode i did talk about how i got back on hinge also my teams have been flooded by the way with so many so many turbulent that are your guys's fans i don't really respond to them but i have also gotten a lot of genchin

impact players dming me and now i have so many friends that play genchin impact so haha you showed us can i tell you something though I talked all that shit About Genshin Impact And then the week later I get an ad for a game Called Travel Town And I just want to say This game is ruining my life It's so funny that you fall victim

To like a game ad Like I can't even I just swipe right out of it No I see the ads And I download them all the time Really I'm like the prime victim For like genuinely gaming ads

that's so funny like i can't even picture it but if you think about it it's very me coded like i'm such a like instant dopamine addict whether it's vaping whether it's alcohol whether it's gambling whether it's anything like that so it like phone games get me so hard but this game is so fucking stupid there is sorry this is not an ad okay but if you want to sponsor me i would love to stop spending my real money on it they actually did send me some energy in the game because they saw that i posted a tiktok about it so like that is so funny i'm trying to stay in good graces i've spent hundreds of us dollars on it in the past week and i'm literally buying a house like i need

that for like the tiles in the kitchen like i can't the whole game all you do is you sit there and you like merge seashells to make better seashells. There's no purpose. There's no final boss. There's no nothing. It's taking over my life. All I think about is Travel Town. And I talked all that shit about Genshin Impact. It's like at least I almost wish I was at least playing like a roller coaster tycoon,

like something where I could like build. I don't think it's that big of a deal because there are times in your life that you would just sit there and do take a perk set. You're right. You are right. There could be worse but it's just like i never thought i'd be 26 dressed as king tut with a travel town addiction i thought i'd have two kids like i thought i'd have two kids any day now when is it when should we start having kids you think oh i'm thinking about it in terms of canceled like if i came here

and i was like fuck like gotta by the way i think now really like if i wasn't afraid of being pregnant i would already have kids no i wouldn't i'm lying right i'm lying no i just like i'm afraid it's gonna like really like knock me down the like you get your driver's license first yeah yeah you can't be a soccer mom with no fucking van wait can we just circle back though it is always the person they tell you not to worry about oh i'm sorry yes it's always the fucking person they tell you not to worry about. Oh, I'm sorry. I got really off track. Yes. It's always the fucking person they tell you not to worry about. And it's so funny because I genuinely, like, this guy was so unlike people you've dated. I almost felt like you had found, like, your Makoa in a sense. That was so pick me.

I didn't need to say it like that. Well, no, but I know what you're saying. Like, he was so, like, nice guy. Yeah. That, like, it was like, oh, my God. Such a nice guy. Even with those comments, like, in London when you asked me like hey should i be worried about this i very much said to you that 99 of people you were dating i would say yes but this guy is such a yeah anomaly of a good guy he's nothing like like any of us like no

drama like just so honest and so it's it was really shocking for me the instagram story today and i want him dead i'm gonna respond to it later i don't know if you should respond because then it's also like what if it reverts back to the whole like we're just friends yeah and then we look great or we i'm like and then you look crazy but yeah i don't know i do i've been feeding into all bb's drama because i'm like you're not gonna do my i need to have b on to talk about her Bobby Blandino lore that shit is I Feel like I've been watching a fucking episode of bad girls Club with BB's life as of late Mm-hmm, but we got to have her on to talk about it

I feel yeah, she like was selling his d-pop I think and then she told me that I know and now she's getting like these DMS about the T-pop. It's like such a deeply like rooted. It's just so interesting. Like the many different like moving parts there are. We have to have her on to talk about it. And like in the dozen of like brown haired, blue eyed girls who are involved in this situation. Yeah, they all like have the same exact look. It's such a, it's so nutty. The only question I will ask, because I know you just want to talk about it with Bebe,

is were they like, were they dating? No, it was like, it was definitely a situation that I always find myself in where it's like you are walks like a duck talks like a duck does not want to be a duck okay like yeah he he was like they were spending every waking second together and then she's like should we date and he's like no it's just hard because it's like when these boys become famous for being hot they're going to act accordingly and you always want to hope that they're not yeah you know what he told one of her other one of the other girls he said that he's afraid of bb because he's afraid we're going to talk about him on the canceled podcast i'm like humble yourself and here i am talking with a fucking mustache on my cheek

look at us right now yeah it's nothing against them as people like no it's just like you don't it's kind of one of those things it's like if you're gonna go for a tiktok boy you have to you have to know 100 like i i think they're so fun i have them at my parties whatever but i just i want bb to find someone dude bb cracks me though because all her characters are so different like she'll call me and she'll be like spikes is on the phone the on the other line i'm like who the fuck is spikes what she was just in her stepmom era too like yeah she had a three-year-old stepmommy guy she had spikes she had a guy who she just she saw for like two years and then told me that he lives in his shed holy fuck we need to have her on an unpacker yeah yeah

we really do because i just fucking love her so fucking much the after the show in seattle portland portland it was so funny we had like a big dinner table rented out and this big back room because we thought everyone was coming and then you fucking you don't come everyone doesn't come so it's just like five of us at this big ass dinner table and they gave us a speaker because it was like the back room of this restaurant and bb's playing lana del rey sobbing at the head of the table like so main character. I forget what she was on The Waitress.

She was like, how do you want your steak? She really does have so many characters too. I remember for a period of time like when Paige was like, I think it was Paige that was on Raya or whatever

and she would say like there was like every single boy that she like had like interest in or whatever. It was always like the one friend in common was Bebe.

When I was on Hinge, it was every single photo like by Bebald bb when i was on hinge it was every single photo like like by b balls i almost thought she had someone else doing it for her dude because i'm like when did she have the time but i'm not kidding she'll be hinging at the wheel i'll look over and i'm like am i in danger right now like that is hilarious she is so amazing i love her yeah i love her more than anything in the world i really do and i know bb's gonna find the right guy and i'm so excited for the wedding like you know what i mean i just i am she would be the best like she she is the best girlfriend to me oh yeah bb is awesome i want

to talk about smile the fucking movie have you seen it uh no you need to go i saw the first one i had so you need to go watch smile too the girl in the second one i saw the trailer one. So you need to go watch Smile too. The girl in the second one. I saw the trailer and I was like, someone should get ahead of it with this girl because she's about to pop off. She ate down. It is one of the best scary movies I have seen. Like a modern day scary movie in so long. Really?

And they're definitely going to make a third one. It is like so has the potential to be like this generation's like scream. You know what I mean? Really? I have a hard time with scary movies sometimes. Smile really fucking freaked me out. so has the potential to be like this generation's like scream or you know what i mean really i have a hard time with scary movies sometimes smile really fucking freaked me out the first smile i actually left the premiere i remember that i went to the premiere and it's in one of those

like bougie theaters where all the seats like leia's bed so there's only like 15 people and it's all like influencers right and i have a really fucking serious problem where i scream at jump scares so obnoxiously. I cannot help it. Like I cannot hold it in. Even if I take a little like zany or get high, try to calm myself down. It's still I'm screaming at the top of my lungs. And we're in this premiere with like Lauren Gray and like 15 other influencers.

Lauren Gray catching three references. She's like, leave me alone. This is now the Lauren Gray episode. No, but I couldn't stop screaming. And it was like other influencers were like laughing at me. So I left the premiere. I was like, this is now the lauren gray no but i couldn't stop screaming and it was like other influencers were like laughing at me so i left the premiere i was like this is too embarrassing i thought it was because they didn't have alcohol no we got our own that was a different one we postmated our own yeah i remember natalie like brought in like seven bottles one time yeah no that was the same premiere i was sober at the time but that was everyone else's issue okay but so i

ended up watching the end of smile one on my own time and then we went to see smile to brooke get this okay first of all smile has always like it really like is one of those movies that freaks me the fuck out like after seeing it i don't want anyone to smile at me oh ever like it's like just very scary like it's like yeah like that's so scary. Okay. Anyways, we go in and the plot line of this movie is like she's a touring singer. Okay. She's a touring singer. We were two days off of tour. She's like in her green rooms, like doing so many things that like we do. And she goes to like pick up from a drug dealer.

Obviously, I've been in so many places of life like this okay no longer now but and then he ends up infecting her with the smile like disease and i'm gonna like spoil it a little but she like essentially it's like once someone smiles at you and yeah that's how the first one was right dies in front of you with the smile you're infected and like that's how it like spreads and she ends up like going on stage with it at the very end and infecting everyone wow that like literally just got me i did not sleep like that at all the next night like it is such a fucked up movie it's insane and it was like just so close to like like i'm sitting there and i'm like there's no fucking way this is the plot like we're one day

off tour and that's the fucking plot yeah that's crazy and like the meet and greet scene the meat that room that circles me back to my stalker okay there's a meet and greet scene where like a fan comes up with a smile and now i'm gonna be like if one and it's so fucked up too after we were leaving the theater the janitor looks at me and he goes did you enjoy the movie like did it to me and i was like oh my god i don't be you don't do that i can't and then he told me i look like alex cooper and asked me if i host call her daddy so um there's that um i don't i wish i did she's serving by the way the fucking snl everything i love alex cooper anyways i'm circling fully back to just creepy people at the meet and greet you know my stalker and you know his lore you know everything about this man and i always say that he like comes in waves right

yeah like he'll stalk the fuck out of me and do a bunch of crazy shit and then he'll like chill out for like a couple months and then he'll be like right back right and so the other night after our show at dinner amari opens his phone and he's like mr stalker just dm'd me and like he doesn't dm you often yeah i get like the least yeah because i'm not i get the least of it because i'm like not a girl wait what happened to your hair it was getting really itchy i've had it on for some time i know i keep wanting to take my mustache off but i'm afraid of being clipped i'm wearing this till three days from now um yeah you look cozy so he's dming amari which usually to me is a flag and a sign that that means he's going to ramp up

again right like when he starts reaching out to the friends and like whatever so i go to his dms and he dms me like every single day as if we're having full conversations and i've always said like i don't block him i don't follow him back i don't engage at all and obviously even talking about it i know yeah could be good or bad but whatever honestly i have someone sitting outside my house with a glock 9 right now sure do and i saw him pull it out when i pulled up yeah really yeah because there was a crazy outside and he was like they were literally like having a standoff and I was like hey I'm so I told I thought I told you that that's like full Glock in here and he's like hey sweetie you're just like mustache he was a crackhead

so it was like fine yeah the crackies are not as scary to me as my stalker right yeah but so anyways i go to my dms with my stalker and he'd been dming me all day but do you want to get this brooke you and i when we walked into our green rooms at the show at the the first day in la we look in our green rooms and there's flowers and they let us know that those are flowers from a fan they were beautiful they had photos of us know that those are flowers from a fan. They were beautiful. They had photos of us attached. They were silk flowers, peppa flowers, whatever. My stalker responds and says, happy to see you got the flowers. No, that can't be right

because the girl who owns the company messaged me about it. Right? I remember Seth saying these are from a fan. There were real flowers and then there were a set of fake flowers. I wonder if they were from different because each of us got two bouquets i do remember seth saying like these are from a fan

yeah and she tagged us in it and was like i i figured you'd want these colors because your apartment's this color so i think they weren't from him maybe he sent different flowers and thought you got those i don't know i'm just i fear we're in the season he always waits till this time of year too yeah he also proceeded to tell me happy birthday and mind you like he hasn't messaged me in like months like i'm sure he probably messages the girls but he really leaves me alone for the most part can you show me his thing i want to see if he messages me what does he say to you why does tan well sometimes he calls me ugly and it's so funny because it's like my own damn stalker he messaged me the other day and he was like looking a little pale oh it's like you're

stalking me you're stalking me what do you mean looking a little pale like if you if you think he'll be like looking a little tired wait why do you kind of he said i posted um that i wanted a baby because i was with a baby and he said the things we ask for on the internet when we have willing donors oh great oh man gotta block him don't block him which is so scary during halloween because imagine him like at a party in costume michael myers oh my god it is so fucking scary like it's he's just so fucking scary i was showing mccall more photos from the other day because m McCall was tripping after the flowers and I'm just like, I wish so badly he was like the body type that I could take. Like he's just a big burly ass man.

Yeah, that's spooky. I'm watching the Zodiac Killer like three episode thing right now and it's fucking me up. It's so scary. That is like just like whatever. Well, I mean, I feel like we should move over to the Patreon, but i just want to say this is my favorite look we've all ever had i love it we love you aaron thank you for also baby elvis we put him to bed yeah we put baby elvis to bed but i love you guys so much by the way i just want to say if i was weird on today's episode

so my doctor changed my adderall prescription oh to what well it's not that it's like you know how the shortages are yeah so like the ones i always get like weren't available and so i picked up these other ones like prescribed to me but what kind they're white squares oh which is so weird a square adderall and i he's given me these before and i just i remember i took it one time to edit and i never took it again because I felt super weird Is it Adderall though? It's not like Ritalin or something? It's like generic for Adderall Like it's one of those

Uh huh You know what I mean? But I took it today But isn't that just like Amphetamine salts? Yes but it wasn't just those Like obviously it's a white square It's weird as fuck

I took it today And I'm touring houses And I'm having to like Hold the walls while I walk Like my spatial awareness Has been so fucking off Maybe that's what happened With the tampons

I'm done That's how I'm ending the episode I walk like my spatial awareness has been so fucking maybe that's what happened with the tampons I'm done that's how I'm ending the episode because I can't smile I just I feel a little weird and off today but I can't express to you enough being Trisha Paytas's king tot was the highlight of my year me too but I kind of matched like Moses's energy because I feel like he doesn't like he doesn't like crack up laughing much that's true he's always just like Moses's energy because I feel like he doesn't like he doesn't crack up laughing much. That's true. He's always just like he's very matter of fact. Yeah. And only speaks when spoken to.

There are tunnels under L.A. Zach Bryan is on Raya. You should ask Paris Hilton about those tunnels. Yeah, that's a good one. That'd be a good person. That's a good one. Oh, my God. I'm supposed to see her tonight.

Oh, and I'm dressed like King Tut. We got to go. Let's go over to Patreon and. What are you supposed to do with her she has like an event oh i guess the makeup's kind of paris yeah the makeup at least you're like in glam the glam in question oh fuck okay we gotta go we'll be on the patreon talking i love you guys i love you guys thanks for having me