Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 103: Tana exposes her reality TV show exes…

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

This week’s episode is packed with everything from house-hunting horror stories to struggles with a surprising addiction (Travel Town, I’m looking at you). We’re also spilling the tea on Halloween mishaps, diving into the emotional rollercoaster of recent political events, and unpacking some major personal dramas. Plus, we chat about toxic relationships, finding freedom, and the wild stories behind it all. It’s raw, real, and maybe just a little too relatable. Draft Kings New players, play just $5 to score $50 instantly in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code CANCELLED. Then get a taste of Sauce Boss Barbecue, exclusively on DraftKings Casino! The crown is yours.  ***Gambling problem? Call 1.800.GAMBLER. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling call 1.888.789.7777 or visit CCPG.org. Please play responsibly. 21+. Physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Void in Ontario. Eligibility restrictions apply. 1 offer per new casino customer. Casino Credits are non-withdrawable and expire in 168 hours. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see casino.draftkings.com/get50. Ends 11.24.2024. Game availability varies by jurisdiction.*** Mint Mobile To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to https://MINTMOBILE.com/cancelled.  $45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, & restrictions apply. See MINT MOBILE for details.

Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz. Make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals. Download the BetMGM Ontario app today. Visit BetMGM.com for terms and conditions. 19 plus to wager Ontario only. Please gamble responsibly.

If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. When you want to bet on sports played on a field or ice or course BetRivers is the place Over, under, money, line

Same game, parlay, it's all fine You'll put a smile on your face Bet on the sports you love with bet river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge hello and welcome back to the Canceled Podcast. I love these like fall night episodes.

Me too. It's finally getting cool. Well, today was like 75 degrees, so I don't want to say it's getting cooler. Wednesday is 85 degrees. It is mid-November. Yeah, that is a little crazy. I tried to wear like a jacket the other day and I was hot. But like when I look back on Canceled's history, all of my favorite memories are like night and it's cold outside like

just some episodes like Marianne when we filmed that episode what a good time like and with my Bob I love that that's like my best or like maybe not the actual cut but I love that length of your hair really but like at that point I think you had just taken like scissors to your extension yeah it's so funny that that's our like most viral episode ever that always happens to me like you me with the toothbrush the red lip like I just loved that red lip you have so much to say about that red lip I think it's laid but anyways I am excited to film tonight I'm trying to get in like an upbeat I was crying all day yesterday like it just hi I will first of all I just get emotional, like just around my period sometimes, like one in every five periods.

I'm like just such a crier. But every video, every Kamala, everything yesterday, I was just like sobbing. I don't know. Her speech did make me feel better, though. It did. I almost felt like she was like, it's OK. It's going to be all right. Yeah, it was like and good for her.

Like I just I was really thinking about the strength it takes to. She was so graceful about it. I was thinking I was telling bb beforehand i'm like imagine like how anxious you are because you put so much of your time and your energy and your money and everything into this campaign and like she's so emotionally invested in it of course i'm so sad yeah i was probably just like it's crazy i know people like really hate hearing it's so interesting because whenever we talk about politics or our thoughts all the comments are like don't fucking talk about that like i saw all these tiktoks today like asking

us to speak up and i was like i just feel like i've been seeing so many takes on the internet that are really good and me too and i saw i've seen a lot of people just like changing my perspective a little bit like saying like there's no sense in like being pessimistic and thinking like the sky is falling and everything's gonna end because it's hard to like remain with hope but you definitely still have to like try you know what i mean i've been seeing a lot about the 4b movement have you been seeing that so like over in um god and i'm gonna butcher this and this is why people get mad but just you'll understand the gist obviously do your research this is i'm not trying to educate anyone but over i think in korea the women were essentially saying hey we don't have any rights like this is fucked and so they all stopped dating and having sex and

essentially went celibate and for the first time ever the death toll was higher than the birth toll and that's like very scary for like repopulation but they were saying like we're not going to keep generating babies if you're not going to like give us our rights good yeah so i'm celibate now sorry macaulay yeah i don't know it's heavy i just i'm trying to not be like negative about it because it's like i feel like there's nothing it's's like out of my hands. It's crazy. I saw this guy tweeting. I don't know his name, but he's like a very heavy Trump supporter. And he's like famous for it.

And he just tweeted like your body, my choice, like yada, yada. Like it's it is so scary. These certain men that are taking it there. it's it's just like it's horrifying it's horrifying as a woman for sure to see things like that and people like that like even you have to hope that those people are just like troll like i hope the fact that there are so many men out there who really do like genuinely feel that way yeah and want to take our rights away it's so scary and it does feel very regressive but speaking of that i'm like becoming such a like movie reviewer but have you seen woman of the hour no you need watch

it tonight like promise me you'll watch it it's on netflix anna kendrick accident and she directed oh i have seen woman okay yes yeah loved it it was so good i didn't realize it was based on a true story yeah completely based on a true story it's such a crazy movie it's i've never seen a movie that so accurately depicts the feeling that it is to be a woman and to be scared of a man and to have to fawn to get away from a man and all of those like type of things i feel like it's gonna go down in history the difference of this movie versus it ends with us like what they i. The difference of this movie versus it ends with us. Like what they,

I feel like this movie is exactly what it ends with us was like kind of trying to do. And just like Blake Lively obviously failed that so hard. Anna Kendrick didn't make a dollar from it. She didn't. She will. She did, but she donated it all,

which is amazing. I also, I just think everybody in that movie was so amazing. The guy who played the murderer, he was brilliant. He was just so good at like like I was feeling like afraid of him like through the screen yeah and it is just so crazy that that shit is based on a true story and the fact that the one girl lived because he took her out to the forest he hurt her I'm assuming he was going to kill her like he was gonna kill all of her victims but then she flipped it on him and she was like

don't tell anyone about this and then she ended up living so crazy that she thought to do that it's so i would love to like hear from her i tried to look up if they had any like actual documentaries on it after i can't remember if there were any or not it's a very like fucking nutty crazy story i'm now on this side of tiktok of like real women telling stories about how they've like protected themselves against men. And it's just so crazy. All of the things that you have to do inherently as a woman that like men will never think about. Like, you know what I mean? Like just like waiting in public spaces before you go to your car and like making sure to remain eye contact so they they don't think that you're an easy victim and like

just all the crazy things that women have to do to like protect themselves it's just wild it is and i needed a taser dude there were just people casing my house right now so you know well i don't want to say her name but i have a friend who lives like two streets over and her whole house just got like completely robbed. There's like a robbery. I cannot wait to move out of this neighborhood. And I think people are trying to case my house right now. There's been two people in the last week

that have been seen like outside of my house, like looking in, like your piece. I don't know, what does case mean? Like checking out the vibes, like how easily robbable. And it's crazy because I have security. So it's like these people are like so, because the LAPD Just doesn't care

That hard Like do you know What I mean Like it's just like These people are so confident That even with security That like they could rob me And like that's horrifying

Oh that's terrifying Do you think they robbed Your friend though Because she's like Very like Everyone knows How rich she is That's true

She is like a Publicly known billionaire But at the same time Like Well I almost think A billionaire would be Harder to rob But also like That's true She is like a Publicly known billionaire But at the same time Like Well I almost think A billionaire would be Harder to rob But also like

That's on her For buying a house Over here I guess This Yeah she's not In a gated neighborhood Or something

She's a billionaire With a B It is nuts But I mean They just rob these houses Like it's absolutely Fucking nothing Especially with all

The like glass Like they just I'm like With this house That I'm getting I have to get all this Like glass shatter Detection shit And it's just because like once they rob you like the police are not helping you you have to do everything to like stop them in the act which is so nuts oh I'm excited to

move a little further away though I think I found a house I'm so happy for you can you tell me about it first of all and I just really love it scared why are you scared I'm only scared because of its location because it adds an extra 45 minutes to your uh drive time it is a little far it's you know what's funny is I was originally looking at houses in Calabasas just because Calabasas is really safe and like Hidden Hills whatever I actually I went and I toured a house in Hidden Hills which I didn't even know I could afford first of all I was like I didn't think they like that that was the tax bracket but I went to go tour this house in Hidden Hills and this is where Kim Kardashian lives Drake lives we passed Lil Wayne's house on the way and I have such a hot take you don't like it over there

have you ever been inside of Hidden Hills no like I hadn't either I'd been in like a lot of neighborhoods in Calabasas but this is the neighborhood like all the rappers rap about it it's again it's where all the Kardashians live and like whatever so you just imagine it to be very grandiose and like for example even this house I was touring I'll like get into it in a second but it's like even just for a plot of land there it's very expensive and like the guard gates just like a little hut like one girl working. And we just like, we drove in the neighborhood and it was so creepy.

Like very much felt like, um, don't worry, darling. Like Harry Styles vibes, like all white picket fences. And like the, like all the front doors are open.

And I'm just like, wait, I love that. Like go to your neighbor's house. I guess. Yeah. But it was just, it was really creepy and we show up to tour this house and it's like it blew up and fucking landed there first of all

I can't afford Hidden Hills that was the moral of the story here like the an actual house in there would be out of my tax bracket and we get to this house and normally real estate agents as well I feel like I probably toured 50 houses in the last like month so I feel like I've gotten a good consensus of the average real estate agent their age what they look like their vibe whatever and this old creepy man gets out of the car and he takes us in and like the lights are flickering I had a whole panic attack in the house I like did you ever walk in a house and you just feel like such a negative vibe yeah I was just telling you about that earlier. Every single room was painted like kids' rooms,

but really creepy. Like there was a rainbow painted on one of the walls that it looked like someone like did with their fingertips. What if it was someone's little baby? Brooke, it was so creepy. I had like a literal full panic attack, and I had to leave the house. I was like, and then I Googled it,

and someone died there. You have to imagine that someone's died in pretty much every house like houses are so old here and people die i know people people do be croaking but it's just like i'm really trying to find a house that no one's croaked in i just keep and that's like kind of like then you're gonna need a new build and then you end up with a dentist office house and you don't want that i know well i do think i found my house so the hunt is finally like borderline over but i think through this process i've learned that i think i'm a psychic medium and i can tell when people have died in houses my only thing is don't marry the house because until it until i get those keys it is

not mine i am like i'm in there yeah it's so common i feel like people fall in love with the house you're so committed you think you start planning furniture and everything and then i know until i mean through or someone puts in a better offer i know but i will like oh my god i'm fighting for her i really i just i feel like i've toured every one i want to map it like from my house and see how long it's gonna take because like it is a little further i'm willing to commute i'm just thinking if like i need to get you anywhere i'm like oh we're toast leaving hollywood is very important to me also gonna be good for you i was touring houses in hollywood hills and i just was i felt like it was like giving party

bachelor crash pad that type of era and it's just i'm out of it i'm excited some of our favorite houses like think like whitney's house whitney's house is like an hour away but it's the most gorgeous house you've ever seen yeah and this house it's like it's beautiful it's new but it does have some character and i just i think it's gonna be really great i'm really excited but you're right i can't marry it until i have the keys i'm sure i'll be on here next week talking about how someone outbid me that's like a finance guy and i'm gonna be so fucking pissed but no you're gonna at least it's not in hidden hills i couldn't believe it we drove past kim kardashian's house it was like two minutes from her house there was like guards outside i couldn't even look i

just felt like i wasn't even allowed to look but it's crazy that two minutes down the road there's like a little murder plot for sale for five million dollars like i couldn't this house was five million dollars brooke and i swear to god it was like i struggle though because sometimes you say that and i don't think they're that bad maybe just like no it was like flickering lights and like carpet with like piss and shit and like no like not piss and shit carpet like barbed wire around the pool these are no exaggerations like it was like really like really scary and i was like damn it's just crazy how much you pay i'm realizing for like the neighborhoods yeah oh yeah of course because you can theoretically do whatever you want with that house and now like if you were to make it beautiful now you have a beautiful house in hidden hills that's true that is really true i hot take though i fuck so hard with carpet i love

carpet i wish every house had carpet well it's a sensory dream but it's a buffalo sauce nightmare yeah i think it's like bedrooms are for carpet and bedrooms are not for buffalo sauce contrary to popular belief yeah it's so funny i'm like already looking at like microwaves and fridges to put in my room that's my dream you got me a pink toaster i'm gonna put it in my room i gifted her this gorgeous pink toaster and i just found it i'm like looking for a fork in the kitchen i found it stuffed away in a drawer underneath like mail i just feel like not everyone's vibe is peppa like I try to keep my pepification to a minimum there's a peppa shrine in this house I am actually I hate to even say this because I don't think I'm

I've come to with it yet but I think I'm parting with my peppa shrine you can't those that were gifted to you by thousands of fans I'm going to keep certain pieces that mean a lot to me like you know what I mean like ones like that but the peppa records and like i have a whole peppa doctor set like it's like there are certain things i got you the peppa doctor set did you i did okay so i'll keep that nurse peppa i'll keep that one but there's just like i have like three peppa rugs like i think that there is a place I could donate it. And a lot of underprivileged kids would really enjoy. OK, you got me with the underprivileged.

Like I just there's a whole room full of pepper shit. I went downstairs yesterday and I'm like, did we really have to ball out at Bucky's like that? Like it's like the amount of bucks in my house. I'm just I'm I'm ready for I want to move light through life. And you taught me that. And I'm very excited to be turning over that leaf But enough about how I think Hidden Hills sucks No, it's not that

I just, you really do hear about it all the time And it's spoken about so crazy And it was just a really eerie, eerie, like dystopian Don't worry darling Grayscale Kind of dingy vibe. I was expecting the hills to be a little more hidden, you know? Shit.

It's giving the hills have eyes. But it's like obviously the Kardashian, the Drake, and all those people who live in there probably just buy plots of land and then build their dream conglomerates. Yeah, like huge compounds. Yeah. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bear Rivers is the place. Yeah, like huge compounds. Yeah. take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge if you had other people living on

your compound who would you choose like if you had a compound like with multiple houses who would live there everyone i know you everyone i would poach absolutely everyone i heard elon musk is building a compound for all his baby mamas and they're all gonna live in separate houses but he has i think like 11 kids or something i had a dream the other night that him and i went on a dinner date and he really liked me and i've come to the conclusion that i do think elon musk would really like me i don't know i don't think he would like me but i could see you guys getting along i feel like you could really like um like keep up with a conversation with Elon

Although I don't know if he's much of a conversationalist It surprises me that he's so MAGA Do you see his like dark MAGA? I was like what world are we in? It doesn't surprise me Because did you see how much more he's worth Like today than he was yesterday? What?

It's like I think like hundreds of millions of dollars Oh I mean yeah I guess the like 1% of it all Also I think Tesla stock went millions of dollars. Oh, I mean, yeah, I guess the like 1% of it all. Also, I think Tesla stock went up today. Like, I forget. It was like something really stupid. He's worth around $270 billion.

Jesus Christ. But it was like something that like as of today, like I don't know what I saw, but I'm like, no shit. He like is a Trumpy. I guess that's true. But I just feel like with how progressive he is like technologically you can't have a kid named like x xbox yeah and like i that's just like i don't know like in in my head i feel like yeah i don't know i guess it just doesn't really make sense to

me like he just i don't know doesn't he have a kid with amber heard he does isn't that crazy it's crazy when i see like i know i know everybody in hollywood is like kind of interconnected but still it feels like like that's so sweet life of hannah montana like what do you mean amber heard has a kid with elon musk it is crazy my friend for a while was dating this guy have i told this story on canceled before i don't think so my friend was dating this guy one of my really good friends and so i would hang out with him a lot and i like didn't know his i feel like i've told this story on canceled and so i would hang out with him a lot and i like didn't know his i feel like i've told this story uncanceled and if i have i'm such a piece of

shit but i was hanging out with him all the time like we ended up getting like pretty fucking close and then little things just started happening like i remember one day i was playing crusty crab cook off on my phone and then we're gonna get into iphone games in a second because i have to tell you something sad and he comes up to me and he's hanging out at my house and he's like oh my god like that game looks so fun I'm gonna make a game just like it and he came back the next day and like on his phone he had made a prototype game that was just like the game I was playing and it was like even better and I was just like this is so weird that he like do you know what I mean especially because he was just like young and like just like a like in my head like awood kid like whatever and then he was younger too

and so there was a day where he had to go get his id elon musk's kid yeah that's like essentially where it's like gonna go oh he had to go get his id or his fake id or something and so my friend took him and they said that like my friend drove him to go pick up the ID and they pull up and it's just like this metal compound situation they get it he sees on his ID that it says Musk and then like I know him obviously so then my friend ends up telling me like later after hanging out and he looks just like him he looks just like him and like it's just so it's it's so wild and yeah so he ended up like telling me a lot about his lore and like whatever and he is and he's like kind of becoming famous now but not in a good way but people don't still don't

know oh people sit like like his name isn't musk like outwardly and people still don't know and i'm like wondering if it's gonna happen i would be waving that like a flag my dad is elon while i'm on the subject of iphone games are you gonna tell me you spent a stupid amount of money on another game travel town i want to put a psa out here too wait i talked about this in the last episode i did i talked about it and people have been tweeting me now. They're like, I'm downloading it because of you. And I'm not fucking kidding. Do not download the game Travel Town. Like it was getting so fucking bad for me where I was like,

there was a night like where I think you and I were podcasting the next day and I'm exhausted. Like I've been doing so much. I've been barely fucking sleeping. I stayed up until 6 30 in the morning playing travel town I spent hundreds of dollars on travel town so that I could sit there and all you do the entire premise of the game is just merging rocks to make seashells and then you make bigger seashells and then you make bigger seashells and that's it there's no winning

there's no final answer there's no fun graphics there's nothing you run out of the energy you have to keep buying the energy anyways so eventually i'm like trying to figure out little things in the game you know like how do i get the quirky orange shell right and so naturally i go on travel town reddit okay and i'm like reading the travel town reddit for like hacks on you know how to play the game better and whatever and I I organize it to top posts okay and it is all these fucking people Brooke I swear to god on the bible being like I'm eight months clean you can do it too like like no and going into like the like how it ruined their life like how they were spending their rent and their bills and everything on travel down like a real like a gambling addiction but yes because it's like

it's made for people who have adhd like me and like dopamine problems like it's made to like really release and center your dopamine and they're fucked like the way that like i saw a million ads that's how it got me and they move buttons in the game like let's say a button that you're constantly using to like play they'll make that like a buy something button so that like you don't even know and it's like oh shit it's so fucked up like like these people are preying on innocent victims like me and i can't even i utterly cannot believe so i am i had i made page delete it and put a child lock i made page had to spend an hour and a half the other day putting a child lock on travel town for me because i i stayed up till 6

a.m and well i admire you will your willingness to get better because i'm like a week and a half clean off travel town and i don't want anybody to download it or any thought you were all exaggerating finally deleted i'm officially a quitter goodbye we had a good i'm not kidding dude i'm not kidding i'm ashamed of my addiction brooke this is actually insane no and i said i promise you i quit the day the update after i haven't looked back that is so funny no this is evil that's one of the ones where they moved the button finally deleted this game i've spent more money on it than i'm willing to admit no it's bad it's really bad i'm gonna download it but i that i'm gonna test because i always say i don't have an addictive personality so i'm gonna see if i can walk away from travel town fucking pick me

no no i'm just gonna say that that's like saying i just want to try crystal meth once no but i don't i do think it has a certain type of victim and i am it and i just want to put a psa out there it's crazy where do you think that money goes like because it's like is it a free app it's a free app um but it's made to make you bbs download stop no that it's it got to the point where i would be playing and i would stop and i'm just playing it in my head like i just couldn't wait until the time where i like got it like really fucked me up and i just like i can't believe people were asking me if i was sponsored and like i just well don't i was gonna say i wouldn't take the sponsorship but if they hit me up and they said you can play for free forever i know but but I would just feel bad, because it is like really, yeah, I don't know.

It was really fucking up, really fucking up my week. Well, I'm glad we got through it. I guess there's worse things to be addicted to, but it's not really good to be addicted to anything. There are, but it's like, it was just crazy, like the contrast.

Like I'm then touring houses and thinking about my future, and it's like you're blowing money on this game you're addicted to that you don't even want to spend money on. Like they really Got me good I'm glad it wasn't Like months

And I'm glad I found The Reddit and saw That it was like Could create a serious Problem and like I haven't Paige has a password You got ahead of it

I just actually Can't believe Like I felt Extreme victim To a travel town You're gonna end up Having like a secret phone No and I'm not alone

Like I'm really not Oh my god my iPad I hate that you Oh my god I've gotta Get her to I'm so sorry I know I'm gonna Make up having like a secret phone no and i'm not alone like i'm really not oh my god my ipad i hate that you oh my god i've got to get her sorry i know i'm gonna make mccall put a child lock on the ipad i'm literally not kidding why do you even have an ipad stop bb's already playing she said i can see why it's addicting just play with caution i also think that there are games where if you're spending money and stuff to like build something for fun and it's you're not feeling shame and guilt about it like that's one thing but it's just there's no like progress i miss it now and i'm like watching her play it i'm like fuck i want to play no you're better off without it no it was i am five days clean like not kidding it's just it's

crazy especially because of me coming off of alcohol i think it's one of those things too where they say you move one addiction to the other and i was like i'm not about to like be so sober and killing it and then have my life overcome by seashell merge game you should start doing like water sports or something okay you're amazing in the water i do love the water but i'm just too fake like in la what about like a rope water aerobics it could be fun i'm just i'm right now my self-tan addiction is getting a little bad too i like all week i was i was trying to embrace my pale because you kind of inspired me stop being a slave to the isle of paradise and i just like it's really crazy how much that orange juice helps my dopamine and my self-image see i i did feel that way until i started everyone's like brooke you literally look like a cheeto puff i've never thought you

did in person i think that was just the filter it's how i photograph it's how i do my makeup i do like low-key have makeup blindness i don't want to talk about it but i do and i know but like it's fine it's like a phase that I'm just going to have to get through. What do you mean makeup blindness? No, it's like, I really, I look in the mirror and I'm like, I'm slang. And then I watch this back and I'm like, what do you think you need to do? You mean your foundation color? Like, what are you talking about?

Well, that my blood, I sometimes I really take it like over the top with the blush. I think your makeup looks beautiful. One time you did bully me into the ground for having birthday makeup so i'm just gonna let you fucking cook on your own first of all i love birthday makeup i am obsessed with birthday makeup it's my favorite style i love birthday makeup but i have a i have a bone to pick with birthday makeup because it's a cut crease and i can't do a cut crease because i have hooded eyes me either honestly me either i'm honestly so tapped out of makeup after halloween that's all i know you i just don't like to wear makeup anymore but it's like i like to have makeup on i just don't like to put it on and i don't like to take it off i that's i'm serious halloween

avatar oh yeah so mccoy and i obviously finally lived out our avatar fantasy and it was such a fun day like just seeing him get fucking painted blue like and really thinking about like this man had no idea his life was going to go here and that just obviously coming from our weird porn day um was a little strange but it was really fun and you can buy exclusive content from that day you're selling content of you and mikoa's avatar titties blue titties i still have blue in my nipple ring here's what i was going to get to and under my nails i the girl came and painted me and she was so sweet she gave me a remover and she was like, hey, this, you know, it'll come off with this, whatever. Like, but I think maybe for someone else it would have been easy.

I just now got unblue. Like, I've been blue for a week. I thought me and Makoa were going to have this, like, sexy avatar shower where we, like, scrub it off of each other. I started fighting with this man. So crazy. The blue paint clogged my drain we're up to our ankles i saw you were like swimming in blue and it took us like five and a half hours to get the blue off or stained blue everything in my house was blue like it was

so fucking awful i went through like three bottles of body wash whole nine i get in my bed stained blue i opened my tiktok video of james charles being avatar with seven people removing it off of him and i was like wow this is how people do that shit like i just i've never painted my whole body but i've always dreamt of it but maybe not below blue is a hardcover color to take out too that's true it does like really stain it was honestly so so so fun But it was so cute You FaceTimed me and I was shocked It was so much fun but it was like

She had to paint my whole body blue All my cracks and crevices and orifices Because I wanted to do the spicy website Oh Did you tip her good? I did tip her good but she was like In my nipple and my guts Wow

What a trooper for that I'm serious it was amazing I actually can't think about it too much because I'm like there's no way I'm selling like nudes as avatar right now in this moment I think it's amazing I think it's inspirational I think I'm selling nudes as avatar like that's crazy and what about it like prosthetic on my ear titties out like imagine me i'm like on my you had an ear prosthetic oh yeah i had the whole thing it was crazy it was really really crazy but just imagine me in that studio and my titties are out and maddie's shooting me and she's like mouth a little more open okay get on your knees and i'm like what the fuck is my

i love it that's why they pay you the big bucks I think that it was just like if I didn't take it there it would have been a waste there like it's at least you like could wash it off knowing like oh I got my bag out of it I definitely did I actually still have some more content from it that I need to put up tonight maybe I will well that's exciting I sounded like I was like being sarcastic but I wasn't yeah now just imagine that but that's a you are blue as fuck too it was crazy it was so fun it was really really fun and i actually look like literally he like has like the angular features like he looks like he could be in the movie yeah it's it was so fun we were like we went places after this too page wanted to like go

through a drive-thru and we were like in a liquor store at one point like i just can't imagine being like mccoy and just being fuck okay look at your foot look at that point oh my god i had to reshape my foot so much smaller than that it was like as long as my calf it was as long as my calf i don't know if it was the angle or what's going on there did you arch your feet a little bit more because like there's no i have a crazy arch you do have a crazy arch i have a crazy arch he's got a good arch i'm suing spirit halloween is it actually a photo of you well so yeah i mean we've been going back and forth on all of this but essentially i can't prove that it's not a photo of me i've come to the conclusion that I think it is a photo of me, the Sally costume where it's me on the bag,

whatever I post it. Spirit Halloween commented. I forget what they said. Spirit Halloween. They commented. Why'd you post the same photo twice? They said, why'd you post the same photo twice?

And then they DM to me too. And they said, you know, we love to cause a little mischief eyes emoji. And I'm like, so no one is like negating that this isn't me and like yeah that's a little bit unsettling i don't know if i actually want to sue them because i think that karma wise it's kind of like suing just to get money feels dirty for me it really does but at the same time if they're selling an item with my face on it like I would then

Be able to recoup All of the money From those sales And like Maybe my house Needs a Badminton court Nobody needs

A badminton court I don't even know What that is I'm kidding I do Like I want a grand piano And like Spirit Halloween Is out here profiting

Of me as Sally Well maybe you could Have used your fucking Travel town money To buy your grand piano Red meat of filth Red meat to filth Or my avatar born money

It's like Tana you're fine But I'm just like It's almost like Their sassy nature And don't get me wrong Obviously whoever commented That and DM'd me That is like

Probably just a funny Weeho gay That they've hired To run the social media Department That's my favorite Genre of like person 100% same

Like it's not that person But I'm like At the same time Like Someone out there Is scamming I think using At least

But like 50% of my selfie At the bottom of this That's what I'm saying And it's like I don't know I don't know I want them to

I would be like Honored if they used My photo Right No You're right I don't know I don't know I want them to I would be like Honored if they used My photo Right No You're right You don't want them To benefit

How many people Bought that costume Just because they Thought it was you Even that But I'm just like If my face is on it And they're making

Money off of it Like Like if That was like A real model Like she would've Gotten paid You're a real model

To me Beauty's in the eye of the beholder i don't know i just i'm suing them does feel kind of dirty and wrong though so like maybe i won't but it's like no spirit halloween has unlimited dollars it's kind of like if they would just tell me like yeah it's you or like you know what i mean put that to rest i wouldn't be as like up in arms about it yeah they're just like toying with me might respect their honesty a little bit yeah like they're just toying with me you know what i mean yeah they're kind of like yeah playing a game yeah and it's like huh i don't know what else death to spirit

halloween anything in pop culture the election is taking up obviously like my whole timeline right now that's all i'm really seeing is like political stuff. But do you know who Jill Stein is? So she's the green party, right? She's like the third person who's running. And do you know that this woman, Jill Stein has been running for president like since 2012. Okay.

When you go to her Instagram, hold on one second. Do you think she's spending big bucks to do it? I have no idea. Wait, I need to find it. Hold on think she's spending big bucks to do it? I have no idea. Wait, I need to find it. Hold on. You're just, it's so funny to me. Jill Stein, presidential candidate for the people, for the planet.

Okay, so the Green Party is like for the planet. But this woman has been running for president since 2012, every single year. And like, I'm assuming that people people because she had like a lot of votes not like a crazy amount but i'm like i'm wondering if she does if there are green people or if it's people who just like don't like either candidate end up just voting for her but like hold on i need to find this article i guess i just don't will of course you go to vote on everything else like all the props and stuff but i i just can't imagine like not voting for one or the other if you know that it's gonna be one or the other you know i just want to like have the ability to never give

up like jill stein like 2012 is so long ago i'm trying to find this article okay new york times wrote an article about jill stein and they said jill stein won't stop no matter who asks oh but she's sweet i know but just how funny like she just like you just had like i wonder if she's spending on her campaign because like at that point is it like someone's gotta just it is crazy to me that anyone can just like how kanye ran um i would like to point out that 25 000 people wrote in hawktua on their ballots when i say i hate 2024 that's really what i mean can i also just talk about something right now i've been on this whole fucking tangent about like how i feel like i'm really starting to like outgrow LA right like it's just like I I think I'm I'm older than the whole influencer culture and scene as of late it was like I didn't catch an invite

to Alex Earl's party Alex Warren ghosted me the other day I was like hey remember me from the vlogs and the hype house like he's just Lewis Capaldi now and so I met Hawk Tua in Vegas at a poker tournament she was playing in the same tournament. And I've always just really ridden for her, right? Like I've always just been like, you would do it too for a check to everyone who's like, you know what I mean? And when her podcast,

and this is what I get for having any ego. When her podcast first dropped, she hit me up and was like, hey, like come on my podcast. And then I was just kind of like pushing it to the back burner. Like I was just busy and I was like, oh, I don't need to whatever. You should have prioritized talk to her. And then I meet her in Vegas and she's just super sweet and like so nice to me and just

like gassing me up. And I'm like, oh my God, maybe I will go on. Like I should just do it. And then it starts like blowing up. And I'm like, that would actually be so funny. She's cute. Have you seen her engagement? Yeah.

Cause all the, especially cause all the men like are just shitting on it and i love like banding together with any woman that all the men are like talking shit about so i was like oh my god i want to come on i want to talk shit i want to whatever and now i have now it's it's giving olivia o'brien a date i'm not kidding i'm not kidding you i have asked hawk toua, like, hold on, I have to find this. So she messages me to go on. I've now messaged Hawk Tua. I said, girl, I want to come on. Scene. She doesn't, whatever.

And mind you, she was like looking into dates for me to come on. Now I'm like, I want to come on. I messaged her again a couple days later. I say, let me know when you're free. And she's like, you'll be in Vegas, right? Like for the poker tournament, whatever. Like she wants to hang out, but like she doesn't want to have me on and I'm like yes and she goes I'll see you there I go OMG yes can we pod there scene I'm getting fucking dissed and fucking she doesn't want you to talk to her

what's the word I'm getting like shifted by Hawk Tua like she doesn't want to have Hawk Tua doesn't want to have me on her pod maybe it's my ego like maybe i'm just being like narcissistic but like i i think i i feel like it's a good fit and like she's she wants to have you on she's asking everyone else she's left me hawk tua's left me on scene three times she asked me no she so she i messaged her because i just like love her clips and i messaged her like a week ago and i said i'm obsessed with you she says my mouth just hit the floor i'm obsessed with you and i said no me and tana are your biggest fans you don't understand she said come on the pod i would die and i didn't respond and the next day she says we love you you need to come on the pod for sure what do you mean

she's leaving me on scene and double messaging you no this is the worst part then i go please i told tana and she said that she's been messaging you just no response and she didn't respond to you what did you do to her i've done nothing nothing nothing i just assume i'm a hawk to a no i assume that she meant like both of us because i don't she did not brooke she wants you she doesn't want me i don't this is why i'm moving far away i'm done that's the time where you wash your hands with la is when you're hitting up hawk to it to go on her podcast and she's leaving you on scene i quit no but she loves you did you haven't you seen that clip of somebody they're like who are you excited to see today and she's like tana

mojo i love tana mojo so that's why i was like and she doesn't follow me she only follows you brooke no it's clearly i said tana says you've been ignoring her and then she just ignored me brooke no i don't think she dislikes me as a person. Obviously, she's responding to Hangout in Vegas, but she's dodging me. She doesn't want me on her pod. Am I bad for Hawk Tua's image? No. I just like, that is so hilarious. This is where I draw the line, though, dude.

She's huge, though. Honestly, I'm not surprised. Her photos, a photo of hers her last photo i think got like 350 000 likes or something i understand in this no i'm done because everything i'm gonna say is just gonna get progressively more intense and i think i need to like stop this right here like but it's i just wow you know i feel like people are lining down the block to get on talk to her though because it is a funny podcast and it is receiving a lot of backlash but i feel like that makes it better i can't believe i'm not cool enough to go on talk to her

no i think that your your time on talk to us actually i'm so sad well i can't believe she left you on scene after you said tay Taylor says you've been ignoring her. In her defense, she didn't. It doesn't say seen. It just never responded. I put still. It's just like, and no shade again. Like, I just, I want the best for talk to, but I, wow.

Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry. A lot has happened since we spoke last, okay? The pod just dropped where brianna like really lays it out and talks about the 12 million dollar nda and so it's like really serious and crazy i mean obviously yeah when we spoke last i think we hit the nail on the head on him just being kind of an awful like shady guy but as more stuff comes out it is crazy and you said this a while but it's been like kind of known in hollywood maybe that he was a little controlling i yeah just like amongst people who like know that

i had heard stories of like just like how he treated her like just when she would talk to like a guy friend of hers or something yeah i like tried to square up on someone that she was doing content with or something right yeah something like That like I just I knew that that was The vibe and like I had gone through That already like I'd lived that Relationship so I was like fuck like I Really don't want to believe that like That's what they're dealing with but

Come to find out it definitely was and I'm sure there's a lot that we don't Even know about it's so fucking sad and I just like even just seeing she put Together a video I just got chills again Thinking about it of like all these clips of her you know when and I think a lot of girls have been there where you're trying to leave a toxic eye and you almost take like videos for yourself in the low moments yeah you think you're gonna be

able to convince yourself or like you you're afraid that you're gonna forget how you felt yeah so you try to you take those videos in those low moments to try to convince future you in those high moments to get out. And to see that she had, like, been doing that is just so fucking sad to me. And it's so scary, too, to, like, just the abuse of power. Like, I really could go on, like, a whole tangent, but, like. Yeah, and just the fear, like, especially, like, when you're dealing with a relationship like that. But then that person happens to be so loved and so powerful and so successful it's like and rich and probably just felt like defeated because that was like and he's so the type of guy who probably was making her just feel like a small influencer

and like that like yeah and you can see like she's even showing like i haven't watched the full bffs episode but like in just the part that i was watching he was like just the way he speaks to her about like how like you work with like a bunch of fucking idiots like just trying to make her job feel small and like ew it's just the worst feeling and then it's like imagining what he was doing to these other girls that he was with who maybe didn't even have any a tenth of what she had like what a fucking monster like it's crazy that he offered her 12 million dollars across a span of years to not talk about whatever he had done to her. Like, what do you have?

What have you done that you are that afraid of that you are willing? That is so much money. Yeah. But what's so crazy is she's really not even saying like, at least in the in this part that I saw she's not really share. You can tell she's like there's so much that she's leaving out and I don't think she even wants to. But I think that she was like a pride thing for her. She's like I'm not taking that fucking hush money. Which is so so so so powerful and admirable.

It really is. I don't know. I feel for her but I'm so happy for her that she got out because it's it's so fucking hard to get out like. Yeah. One hundred percent especially clearly with someone that manipulative and just so widely loved and i can't imagine the frustration that she must have felt like all this time like everyone loving him so much i up until a few days ago he was my favorite artist of all time it makes me so sad to even think that that's what he's like and you just battle so hard with pride where when i think

you get yourself in these relationships that no one else likes i've definitely been there where you want to stay to prove everyone yeah you don't want any everyone else to be like be right and especially with like the public like backlash that they got just when they started dating and stuff like i feel like it would have been more embarrassed she would have felt like it was embarrassing to break up so i feel like she probably like stuck and he probably weaponized that he probably used that as one of his many manipulation tactics i just it's crazy turning that down i i'm like genuinely beside myself it's so powerful like i i but i think it's worth it for her to just be able to like because it's so cathartic and it feels so good like i'm i experienced it like being able to

finally talk about it and just like going balls to the walls knowing like I will never care about this person again I'm never gonna see him again and I can like be free it's like worth it but imagine Clinton offered you 12 million dollars the man can barely pay rent I know I'm just saying you'd probably have a rhinestone bronco and be like smlint and shmlayn yeah but schmack schmye and who like good for her for not because that's probably really hard like knowing that you can set up your whole life but then but she's gonna do just fine without it and like honestly i feel like it just helped people better understand like what she was because you can see i'm not kidding and i felt this way all along like i was always like a little curious because i knew we knew brie obviously before she started dating him and then when she did start dating him like you could like photos

videos every time i saw her talk i was like is she miserable i hope that she like gets her like little sparkle back yeah i wonder if she'll unpack if those takes on grace and the Menendez brothers and stuff kind of came from when she wasn't in a place to maybe be making takes like that. It's just hard when you're miserable and your mind is elsewhere. And then you're also like constantly being like, you know, like put in a position to like speak on things when like, you know, it's just hard. I'm not defending what she said at all because I don't agree with it in any way shape or form but also like you have to give her some sort of grace 100 i like grace is a funny word to use there i hope she and grace work it out on the remix too i'm

actually like that's all speculation i guess yeah yeah like all the yeah i me too i just i genuinely like it's hard though like after seeing even just those videos today and heard this podcast like trying to put myself in her shoes i genuinely am like holy fuck like that that's a really scary and sad situation and i am like as a fan like or just as someone watching from the outside like very proud that she's Standing on it and stopping this fucking Awful evil man from continuing to Do what he does And it's just so fucking sad how many of these

Like especially male artists are just like Man childs He probably felt safety in that all along The entire relationship knowing like god forbid Ever something were to happen I'll just pay her off You know what I mean so it's It is so powerful for her to be like Nope sorry like nope sorry so like him sitting there shitting on like dave portnoy and josh and what they do it's crazy because it's like i'm i feel so like for her almost grateful that she

had them like the way they're standing up for her and standing on business and no like seriously i want to get into that like on a lighter note because obviously That's horrible and it's terrible that she went through all of that But it has lit my soul Aflame to see how Dave and Josh have ridden for her Since this has happened That diss track is so fucking funny Oh my god I woke up

Like I had gone to bed early one night and woke up in the middle of the night Sick and it was like on my For you page and it kept me up for hours How lucky is Brie To be away from ZB It's so good It's so fucking good That part had to be removed though because he copyright claimed it

Ya little baby I'm just imagining him and all of his little like Minions Orange minions running around Trying to like damage control But it's so it is so funny Like I'm trying to think damage control and it's like so it is so funny like i'm trying to think of some of the lyrics like he talks about kicking miss peaches out of the dressing room they address the noah khan situation do you know about that noah khan situation so

noah khan did a show at fenway park and zach bryan was supposed to be the special guest and it was like already like people were speculating about it and nobody knew if it was like for sure but then brie was at the show. So it was like confirmed. Everyone online was like, oh my God, he's for sure the special guest tonight, blah, blah, blah. And then he never came out. Like something had happened. They no longer had a special guest.

So everyone was like, oh my God, what happened? Like there's drama. Something happened with Zach. And this rumor came out that Zach was like too blacked out to do it. And like it was like this huge drama and he was just too drunk and yada, yada. And Brie came online and she was like, that's's not true zach's not even in town with us like it literally never happened and come to find out it 100 happened she just was like defending him and like trying to protect him but that's so sad too god like that the feeling she like the feeling

she must feel like i'm lying for this man and like you know what I mean yeah that's what she I just like right before we started I was watching her say that like how frustrating he can never like come to bat for me when I'm like being ridiculed and criticized from every direction and like I'm writing so hard for you I'm lying for you I'm like putting my reputation on the line for you like what like you don't care that's crazy that he like oh it's so disappointing. It literally is so disappointing. Alcoholism obviously is just sad as well.

Like I, you know, like I now wonder how much of these awful decisions he's making are in like a drunken haze. And it's like, oh, my God, I hope he also gets the help he needs. But at the same time, it's hard because it's like even if he was sober, Clinton was sober. You know what I mean like it would he still just Be a powerful awful narcissist I think cheater liar Emotional abuser

Yeah she said he broke up with her over The phone literally Just was like see you later I'm sending your stuff and then He posted that Instagram story and she was like wait What what a fucking act like imagine having Like that series of relationship. They bought a house together.

They got a dog together. They, she has literally been on tour with him the entire year. She put her whole life on pause. She literally, like, has been doing traveling podcasts. She's, we toured and stuff. Imagine doing all of that on a way huger scale, except it has nothing even to do with, like, you're following somebody else's tour.

And that's, that's how emotionally exhausting, like like that's only fun if the person is loving yeah and then she gets on the bus at the end of the night and he's just like you're fucking you're an idiot yeah and he's like emotionally isolating you from all of your people like he doesn't want you to be keep your friends that's what happened to me too that's what happens in all emotionally abusive relationships because they're afraid that your friends are going to talk you out of being with that person like being with like them which is so it's any good friend in their right mind would be like this is wrong like he should not be treating you like this and so they'll intentionally get you away from those friends so that they don't know what's happening and it's crazy too like her bar school contract it was probably such a blessing because if she

was not contractually obligated she probably would have just he probably would have forced her to quit her job i remember she the first time i hung out with her when they first started dating she was like yeah he's like already saying he wants to have kids and stuff and in my head i was like oh girl i've seen this movie before yeah but i also was such a fan that i was like have his kids please like yeah and that's just the abuse of power once again it's that's so but the diss track was everything new standard of friendship every single time a man does me wrong hopefully it will never happen to me again oh my god i will make a diss track so fast you know i will it's that's actually my dream like had you let me i wanted to make like a funny

ass mockumentary like against clinton so bad and obviously i'm glad you didn't let me i think it was the right thing to do, but you know, it's my dream. Like just if you ever need a diss track, do give me a call. It's never too late. It's so crazy. Me and Bebe would slay it.

I feel like I have to cut all my like house hunting tangents. Like I feel like I just sound so out of touch and I don't mean to. I think I struggle with permanence and that's like just what it really like comes down to. It's not like buying a house is so hard. It's just like I've always loved the ability to get up and go,

like knowing I'm gonna be tied to this property and I don't know. It's just really the permanence of buying a house is- It's not nearly as permanent as you think it is. It's like getting married. You could always get a divorce. It's true. I guess it's true.

I just, even when I like found the house, like, and I was like, this is the house. Like, I think I'm going to put in an offer. My emotions weren't joy. Like I cried and I had a panic attack. And maybe it's not your house. But I've gone through those motions, right? Because I was like, is that what I'm feeling? When are you going to cry tears of joy?

When? When you get all that money back if you want to sell your house that's true it's it's a smart business decision I think it's just big decisions like this do really I get it stress me out because it's like I went through all the motions I'm like if this weren't the house why it has every single thing on my checklist and more it's just I don't know tying myself down I don't have permanence or commitment issues when it comes to people, but I think with life, I really do. Like, obviously, if you skip out on a lease,

yes, it can, like, fuck your credit and stuff, but it's just still, like, knowing I could, like, up and go anywhere is, like, I don't know, it just feels like security, like, I don't know. Like, it's, for some reason, it's just, there's so much anxiety towards it for me i have to write a will like and that's so scary like that's what it's like things like that like what do you mean i like now that i'm on the red boots i was saying the other day if everyone

in the friend group was finding out that i'm writing a will like i just wake up and like ari's feeding me grapes like hunters in town fanning me like it's like I don't know dude I'm just big life decisions are scary and I hope other people can relate to that like that just adulting is really adulting is hard no matter the scale it's true I just want to be like young and free forever I want to go on record and say my will says as follows everything goes to bb who has the cats actually goes to the cats who are mothered by bb and therefore she gets i think that's a really good segue for bb to come on the podcast now introducing i'm so fucking excited oh jesus that's a heavy pour sister would you expect anything less welcome to canceled bb

i put bb in my vlog and the the opening scene of bb in my vlog by the way is her changing her you changing your hinge preferences to 40 year olds plus in hawaii so that we so that we could have a free boat day and i think that that does just like describe everything you are as a person and the people are hooked they want to know more we didn't even get our boat day so that we didn't get our boat day but she did leave me one night randomly in hawaii she's like i'm gonna go see someone and then she sent me a photo in the middle of the night sea turtles on the beach while she's hooking up some guy it's amazing that you always document it you are like truly in my opinion the definition of someone who does it for the plot.

And it is. Those are my favorite kind of people. I texted you in the middle of the night and I said, should I do something for the plot tomorrow? No, I literally I accidentally hooked up with the guy on the beach. I think it's like beautiful, though. I was I was just saying, like, I feel like you're a little pissed that she has a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend.

Like everyone's getting a little. I'm a lot. We're working through it. No, but I'm being really careful this time to not do like a oh i disappear from my friends thing but the problem is bb doesn't like to be third wheel i don't know i don't i don't mind it at all i think i just like i do not mind being third wheel i think what it is is like i haven't had very much time with you just alone not that his presence bothers me at all but i'm just like no i get that i don't care how much i love my friend's boyfriend i don't want to be with him

all the time yeah you know what i mean i get that and so we're working through it and it's just a man like you just like girl time is always man around yeah at all and but i was i feel like if anything you like normally i'd be like oh my god you get a boyfriend too but like it's almost like you need the one friend who's still doing all the feral things to like no i told her today i'm gonna like i'm gonna die if she gets a boyfriend like don't do that i don't care how much of a boyfriend i was like what about a girlfriend she was absolutely not i feel like a girlfriend like maybe i'm like being misogynistic or something but i feel like a girlfriend would be like more weird about her being like so close with me i don't agree with that literally at all whatsoever because my i had to ghost you for eight months because of my boyfriend had to it's crazy i dated a girl who was

super super threatened by my friendship with ashley like i remember one halloween i was supposed to match with the girlfriend and then our costumes ended up like falling through like mine just didn't fit so i matched with ashley instead and she was like breaking plates like it was like really fucking but that's it just that i think it just depends on the type of person you date not that not girl or guy but like just i would never do that to you yeah no i i have i like i feel like i pledged to the fact like i would never ghost you again i would never not talk to you because of a man well Well, thank you. I would get rid of a man so fast before I would get rid of you. So fast. Like, I'd rather marry you than any man, probably.

So. Oh. Don't tell Paige. She's my life partner. Don't tell Paige. Don't tell Paige. Yeah. Oh, my God.

You guys do have, like, a little lesbian love triangle. I just made a joke. You have queerbaiting allegations with Paige. It's not queerbaiting. We're both gay. And they are in love with each other i think i'm bisexual have you ever dated a girl i haven't dated a girl but i just hooked up with girls yeah i have gone on dates what was your last like girly date like i've never done that i've never like gone on a

like a like like a hinge date with a girl it's actually funny she texted me the other day um my first not my first but my the last date i went on with a girl um was like a year ago i'm like in retirement um in retirement i have like yeah i go through yeah i go through like actual phases with it we're like i like men so so so much and then all of a sudden one day i'm just like, that is so disgusting. I couldn't literally never. And then I want every single girl I've ever looked at. I know that if I weren't taken right now, I would be lezzing out so hard.

Like just with everything that's going on in the world, I would be like, I'm never marrying a man. I'm never having sex again. Yeah. I'm not getting pregnant. At all. That's horrifying.

It's literally horrifying. Yeah. What was your last girl date? Like, what'd you guys do? We went to dinner atachry silver lake is my favorite place silver lake is a funny yeah it was when i lived silver lake is so bb yeah um i loved living over there yeah um and then we went to a gay bar afterwards and we took pictures in a film photo booth and the funniest part about that is that a week later i get a text from a random number that i did not have saved and they're like oh i thought you wanted to see this

and it's like some someone i went to high school with and it's literally me and her making out in the photo booth how did the person get it oh because i accidentally left it at the place but like but but somebody who you know from high school happened to be the one to find it yes yeah that's kind of crazy yeah oh my god that's so funny for them like imagine they just grab it and it's just bb making out with the girl in the photo booth no i'm not kidding all four frames from us just sucking each other's face you could not even one smile nope it's amazing that's hot though that's so hot yeah um and then she just i was her first girl experience and then she went and she got a girlfriend literally a month later because i low-key i low-key had anxiety because i felt

very um overwhelmed with it because it was like a i don't know yeah i want to know it's one of those things where like someone likes you and you're like ew what the fuck get away from me um i think she liked me we need to talk to her about that you think she liked you what i think she liked me too much listen it's that her about that. You think she liked you what? I think she liked me too much. Listen, that's an attachment style. We talked about this a lot right before Miles. Like, I think Brooke was kind of working through that. Like, that's a real thing to, like, run.

So I tried to have this conversation with Bebe this morning because I sat here and literally told Tana exactly that. I was like, it's too, I hate when things are too easy. Like, there's no chase. There's no conflict. Like, he's very sure. And I I like, it is unsettling to me. Bibi said that to me today. She's like, well, I don't want a puppy dog.

Like I don't want somebody, but I'm like, if it's challenging, then that means they're not sure about you and they don't. I want to challenge in the sense where like, I know that they want me and they're sure about me, but like, not that it's just so easy right off the bat. Here's what I think. Okay. I dated a guy that we reference a lot.

We talked about him on the Patreon recently and said his name. I'm really sorry if you see this. But he was so nice to a fault. Like, do you get what I'm saying? Like, but to the point that there was no funny, there was no edge, and he liked me so much,

and it was so, like, sweet and corny that it did, like, ick me out. It was like... I so like Sweet and corny That it did like Ick me out It was like I can't with the corny I think that you can Something that like I found with Nicole

She found it with Miles Like you can find someone Who's really nice And really likes you But it's not I think yeah I don't have like A little puppy dog

But like it's just It is refreshing to like Start talking to somebody And they're just like Yeah let's date I'm like I think that has to do with like You liking them enough Like I think like I think it's just come to the

fact that like I haven't liked anyone enough for that to be okay with me yeah like they have to have a good personality and yeah exactly so well at least you're finally done with tiktok boys I will never do it again are you gonna no I have my next genre of man men that i'm what is it what is your next genre this see this is why i love you like you'll pick a fucking genre and commit what is your genre my favorite was like my stepmom era um you only wanted guys with kids yeah like it's like really hot she would send she would like literally send me a photo of like a three-year-old in the kitchen i'm like bro No, but I think that's honestly so because it's like, then you don't have to squeeze anything out.

It's like, thanks. He loved me. He loved me. I don't want to take care of someone else's kid though. Oh my God. It's, that would be my dream. I feel like I don't mind it. If Makoa had a kid, I would be so stoked.

Like it's like. No, cause then you have to think like someone else carried his child. Like I would be sick. Like you got someone else pregnant. I'm the opposite. I'm so the opposite like i would love to be a step i don't i don't know why i mean probably if you asked me a year ago i probably would be very jealous but for some reason now i don't really care about that like i

do not get jealous i do over that so what's your new genre i don't know if i i even want to say say well i don't even know what it is dating shows no oh baby there is no no fucking way the only thing worse than a tiktok man is a dating show man when i'll tell you girl you know there was a point in time yeah but yours was ugly he was no he wasn't no but he wasn't the only one he wasn't ugly he was only ugly when he spoke. Are we talking about the same person? Yeah, we might not even. I had an, there was an era. Do you remember like on TikTok when it was like a trend to be like, like I would be like, you know, you're an influencer when,

like, do you know, people would make those videos. Like, you'd be like, you know, you're an alt girl when all the too hot to handle guys got together and they made a TikTok and they said, you know, you're a too hot to handle star when tana mongeau invites you over to her house and then they all laughed like i i had to watch that and i couldn't even they weren't even saying like to fuck like it was like i had just invited them over for like a party but i'm saying like that's how deep like just the invite in the in the reality show dating world i had had made myself. Because I dated Francesca, too. She's so hot. I was for the girls and the guys of all dates.

Like, if you just got off fucking Love is Blind, come to Tana's house. She'll make you see again. Definitely. I think this is one of those situations where it's like, you know, you try to get through to her. But, like, I feel like you have to go through it. That is self-harm. She has to live through it though because it's like you can't tell her like oh I went through that and so

you shouldn't because it's like she just has to live it. I just self-harmed for like six months. What do you mean? I know but I'm saying I do think we got over TikTok boy and now we're on reality show man. I got over TikTok boy while it was happening. TikTok boy and reality show it's just scary because it's like a

man who goes on a reality show to date he's in love with himself do you know what i mean like think about like picture him filling out an application sound like taping i'm just hoping that like his friend did it for him no it never is that's what everybody says no one's friend has ever well would you ever do that for someone else someone did it for me for the bachelor and they never called me that's so rude why wouldn't you call me so are you talking to this man from a fucking dating show we've we're going on dates yes he is good looking like i do understand but his biceps are huge it's so funny because you're probably you probably are the size

of his bicep like no i am that's and i understand it's you know it drags you in but i'm surprised you still want to after so can i say his name no don't give him the recognition i don't even want to honestly because i know that's what he wants let's get ahead of it with the with the um reality show guys because you're gonna feel that i almost prefer step mommy arrow wait what also happened to singer i loved singer oh we have some tea on that today as of today we got new tea actually um basically he went mia disappeared very zach bryan type of guy no no he was like not he's not like that oh not like abusive wise no no i just meant like the archetype like music wise yeah he's singer he was very obsessed with me he pursued me um i was very down honestly not my like normal type at all literally whatsoever was super down um he went mia out of nowhere disappeared i had mentioned it to

him a few times and then today i texted him hold on i have to read it actually because we had discussed like if we weren't to date then we would be okay with being friends and i was like a hundred thousand percent like okay with that it never bothered me once honestly just because like i genuinely care about him as a human being yeah so i was like if that's like if you're not in a position because he's by the way he's telling me like all this stuff's going on with my dad my career right now this and that oh my god i had a guy do this to me in florida not the hurricane yes and by the way underwater he basically like yeah he was like and like i'm over here like i'm so sorry i texted him during the hurricane thing i was like i hope your family's okay and he's like yeah they're good i had a guy use his grandpa's death to break up with

me and then he started dating the girl from girls gone bible and i was like oh it had nothing to do with cramps weird that it happened twice happened to both of us i've been thinking about it for like weeks because i'm like first of all i'm not one to like let someone get away with treating me a certain way and like if I have something to say I'm always gonna say it sorry but I'm always gonna say it we love an outspoken woman even if it's like my toxic trait though is I always want revenge okay and I'm working on it that is a wonderful quality it's my favorite thing about you when she says it with those eyes I fall in love every time i'm like oh get revenge on me baby but i'm just like i'm trying to be the bigger person i'm trying to grow i'm trying to you know what did he what did he say to you i like that but your revenge plots are so

good i don't want you to change a damn thing no you're perfect but i don't want to seem crazy ever and in my brain i seem crazy always but i don't think my delivery is crazy ever I texted him and I was just like it was really hurtful that you went so MIA like after everything we talked about after the last time I saw you yeah like we could still be friends type of thing yeah and I said I said it's feeling like you got what you wanted from me and dipped honestly that's what it feels like I said having a lot going on in your life is not an excuse to be rude to someone who cares for you yeah and I think that's very valid um i was like at the end of the day i was always okay with just being friends um but at this point you're not a good friend to me either he came back and just was like honestly he was really nice he low-key slayed with his response what did he say he said i'm

sorry i didn't know what to do with myself and didn't know we were on the same page i'm like oh i hate when shit's short he said looking at it from your perspective perspective i realized how fucked up it was um or that was because you really do care about me i was no way shape or form trying to be rude but i understand completely how i was i always do this i'm sorry that was not my intentions at all to make you to be thinking this way oh man i'm sorry i've been a bad friend you're right and i just didn't respond i just love a like you're right i did wrong text because like i've never gotten one but it's hard because i understand being you in that position where you're almost like give me something to work with a bit more of a back and forth like

what do you mean like now i just have to be like okay maybe not all that i was perfect like womp womp like that just that's yeah that's never the response that you want so now yeah so i think what about like a lawyer or a doctor or like boring even though you also don't want to be in with like a like a job that he has to like not be around you no i do want that oh maybe not you but me oh i don't i mean i like like missing someone that's nice i don't i did long distance for like three years it was fun i was like on a high all the time nothing was fun you're sick that's sick there was nothing fun about it i was there i feel like you like literally you know it's like when someone remembers something completely different than like it actually me.

Always. You were miserable. I don't remember. I'm like, call me. I miss you. You were miserable. She was hysterical. All they did was fight.

And then he made her move across the country. He was so hot. Was he Nashville? He was super hot. No. I'm like, which one was Nashville? Wasn't there Nashville? I feel like when he started.

Oh, no, that's my friend, Jez. Bitch. I'll say his name. He's my friend. He's not your fucking friend. He's my fucking friend. Straight up. He is my friend.

So much to keep up with. I love Jez. He's a really good friend to me, actually. This is my favorite thing about you is that you just have so much lore. Like, I think we just unpacked

six different boyfriends. I want to talk about, I want to do a segment called BB's Odd Jobs. Okay. Yeah. Can you just, can you give me some of your different jobs and can we just because yeah it's funny do anything for a dollar like literally you've had every single day i'll get followed by a new account that's like bb's like set design and i'm like what do you mean set design like i have like i liked the tooth gems by bb gems by bb bb's she was like tufting rugs

for a while guys today i was like trying to creep on like a different tiktok account usually i'm just on an instagram account right and i'm like what's my username for like my creeper tiktok account it's bb cooks wow i wonder who it is zero followers it's good though it's no no profile picture that's it bb cooks bb cooks bb drives for uber bb what else have you done um rugs tooth gems tattooing um i'm like everyone's assistant yeah that's how we actually got close as bb started working for me. And then I found out about all of your other odd jobs in that time.

Yeah. So what are other odd jobs you've had? We used to drive around doing Postmates. Yeah, Uber Eats. My car blew up one time. Your car blew up a lot of times, actually. My axle broke one time on the 101 freeway. I almost died.

Steering wheel flew away not kidding almost died didn't you like masturbate behind the wheel once what no different for a different friend that was not me wrong bro that might be the third one no it was oh she got a speeding ticket because she got carried away i wouldn't be able to focus no that's the problem she literally got pulled over oh that's like have you ever just been really horny in like weird situations like that i always get really horny at airports like i i've like debated jacking off in an airport a few times i'm debating telling you guys something new i just tell now no can we talk about having sex in your lips going numb oh yeah i think i told that story on the podcast but i literally like no i was i wasn't having sex i think it was getting eaten

out and i literally my mouth got stuck like this getting eaten out so good you get a little palsy though is kind of no but like it was it was what's your new thing i'm not letting you just skip over this go ahead i'm not even okay i'm honestly erin like can you just like not pretend you're not here and i can't tell you how i found this out girl you know i'm gonna you know i'm gonna grill you go i'm like actually tearing up but you just have to promise me you're gonna try it after this honestly i promise like i don't even know what it is but you know i'm always down for something vibrator on the toilet you lost me i'm done for anything okay but let me tell you how i got myself into this situation because i actually have a similar story i'll share with you after this i'm crying okay it's not like it's not like oh i'm shitting and i'm using a vibrator like it's like it's just that positioning because it's like you can't really use the vibrator when you're sitting up or else you're

sitting on your hand, but toilet, there's a hole. There's a hole in the toilet. So you've got some like, you might as well get a bidet. No, no,

no, no, no. It's important. So, so it's like, it like technically could have the same effect if you were like just sitting on the edge of the bed or something,

but like the toilet's perfect. Cause you're just like in place and like you can get the job done i found this out because i was in a bind and what do you mean tell now tell we were i think we were on tour and i was like where am i gonna go in a green room did you use a vibrator in a green room of one of our shows on a toilet you want to tell them about how if i tell you which one it is you're gonna be like you're gonna be so distraught you remember that venue that we did where you had we had to like go into the back shed to like get into the green rooms and then there was like that bathroom but like you couldn't even close

the door hardly to take a shower um god what else can i tell you about that like that would make you remember like we had to like go out of the shed in like be escorted into the venue for like it doesn't matter but basically like there was no the shower was like you jacked off in a shed on door something jacked off but i was just like oh like oh i have all my shower stuff in here my vibrator has to live with my or happens to live with my shower thing so i was like what if i just were you like extra amped up on stage i'm imagining that you were like what the fuck is up i was fired up but let me tell you something it was such a different experience like to the point where i was like i i'm not even kidding

it was like face couldn't move arms couldn't move legs couldn't move like my eyebrows were stuck in different directions it really gagged you it i'm concerned it was a it was honestly i swear to god nobody can say shit to me until you try it because it was like still here's what i'll tell you i do it at home now you masturbated while i was in the shower in new york oh please i feel like you guys frequently have like masturbating shift days hold on a second i'm on the phone with my boyfriend bb goes before don't come in the bathroom and then she's swinging her vibrator around on her finger okay and i'm on the phone with my boyfriend she's like i'm gonna use this don't come in there and she flooded the whole room with him she was so distracted using that vibrator that the entire four seasons flooded it was his power head

the whole for weeks and they never cleaned our room so for weeks we were sloshing around On her soggy towels Her vibrator towels I'm crying I'm crying And she left the vibrator In the shower

The rest of the trip I do I get what you're saying When you walk in It was fun My face washed It's good that when you walk in Like I feel you

When you walk in a hotel room And there's like a crazy shower head And it's like Oh I'm gonna fuck this I can't believe you just tried To frame me for that I wasn't trying to frame tried to frame me for that. I wasn't trying to frame you.

I would have admitted to my doing. No, but sometimes I'll be like, okay, you take bathroom, I'll take room. We spend a lot of time together. That's, honestly, that's beautiful and I think it's a really close friendship. I was gonna say

with the toilet jacking off, I dated this guy. Stop saying jacking off. I can't. Stop it. It's not jacking off. I don't like the word masturbating at't you stop it it's not jacking i don't like the word masturbating at all and i don't think it should be the letter u the letter u in there i think it should be the letter e why can't it be just using a vibrator i don't even that jacking

off that makes me feel like i'm like wanking it i don't know i guess that's true but i dated this guy who he was good in bed but not good enough okay so you'd have to go finish the job no so yeah so every time we'd have sex every time every single time we would have sex i would like get so close and then he would come and then i would be like hello and he just like didn't have the type of personality where like this was before i started cussing people out for being bad in bed too so every time after we would have sex i would go in the bathroom and like wink it i think you should start doing that stop saying wink it but like acoustic or like with with help yeah because it wasn't my house see i can't even do acoustic like no vibrator and i do get what you're saying the toilet is

kind of a good spot no it is and i'm like i wish i could give you a visual i have it you just have like now like you know what i mean like you just it's so i don't know why i just did the hand i don't know why i did the hand but like you have to try it literally like i'm not kidding and sometimes if i don't have a toilet nearby now i have to just sit on the edge of the bed but i will never be laying down again it's sitting up only oh but now it's like how do i explain that to it like if i like want my to bring the vibrator into the bedroom, I'm like, wait, got to sit up for this one. I can't even do that. So. That's weird. Cause like, I'm, I want to be lying down like a sardine.

No, but you have to try it because I would have never expected it, but I'm not kidding. That day I came out of the bathroom and I was like, who do I tell about this? Wait, let's be clear for a second. So you get off, like you have to like use your muscles to like hold yourself up to come no you know my legs are swinging because like i want to be like flat like laying on my stomach no my legs are paralyzed and they're swinging like your lips and my face is paralyzed and my arms like the stephen hawking visual of you masturbating is crazy there's no better way to describe it than stephen hawking because i'm in my fucking chair and it's i'm not kidding i get completely

paralyzed like my neck i swear to god you visual i also feel like i also feel like you oh my god i feel like you have so many stories where you're having sex and then some of you get stuck and i'm starting to think i get paralyzed i'm starting to think you might have a little bit of a a something oh my god maybe it's like oh't that Oh What No Like do you Is there a disorder Like now I want to go down The WebMD See no I just

Celine Dion has something called Like stiff body syndrome Or something What Where her whole body Will just go stiff SBS I don't know

It's very serious And I love singing But like that's I might be like Intro to that Yeah I feel like you're always I'm gonna go down A WebMD loophole.

I was, the other day Amari was reminding me of all the times I was genuinely convinced that I had like, there was like six months of my life where I was really convinced I had Lyme disease because of WebMD and it was just a zit that wouldn't go away. You need a mighty patch. But like, please tell me you guys will try it because I'm not kidding. It's, you literally can't move a muscle I mean I've jacked off on a lot of toilets So I mean

I told you that I told you that I dated the guy I would always every single time This was like a frequent thing It wasn't like one through twice Oh maybe then it's just like something with my particular like situation But I've never tried the vibrator on a toilet No it needs to be a vibrator on a toilet What kind of vibrator?

I don't know I've used Actually I guess it's always been Pretty much I always lose the charges to My vibrators I have like nine dead ones Right now I have one that operates with An iPhone charger at the moment so oh That's that's new and approved I am Only getting sponsored by sex toys right

Now she's done like 16 sex toy Sponsors I'm like mind your business When I post another one this month Honestly they pay the best they do pay The best and honestly it's like it's kind of good because like they're gonna make their return on investment because like everyone needs those like i don't know though be careful though because one time i did that vibrator brand deal and then that same vibrator burst into flames literally blew up you know how hard you have to be fucking using a vibrator for it to come bust no i've like bent some vibrators like it's like yeah aren't they like my favorite one yeah like the

silicone it just got bent i don't know wait what's your favorite one the the pro max like a black like long like like it's like a wand but it's insane oh it looks like a microphone it looks like a microphone it's insane hustlers it's yeah microphone. It looks like a traditional microphone. It's insane. Some hustlers in Hollywood. Yeah, I bought the same one as her, but honestly, it doesn't need to be that big for it to not really work that well.

To be honest, I found one small, same horsepower. Horsepower. Sometimes those are too crazy, though. No, there's levels. No, I love the ones that it's like you don't even work for it.

It's just like, it's so lit. i had one that like i'm not kidding if i put my mind to it it would take it would be one two three finish yeah like that that's the type of shit that's insane to me you could like touch it to your knee like the guy doesn't even know it happened you could do it in bed with him and he wouldn't notice 100 that's that's some good shit but she has like a silencer on hers like you can't how do you know that because you were using it oh that one's a good one it's the one that i posted it has a pointed end though i don't like that i mean pointed like sharp but on it's so good i'll send you the link it's a really looks scary honestly it looked like a perfume bottle but it did wonders for me

i don't like when it all has like all the extra fingers and stuff though like where do i put the rabbit i agree you put the big part inside of you and then the outside part like goes on your thing my what are we allowed to talk about that on here of course the clit i don't like those because i think there's something about like wiping it off after no and it gets all crusty like just one of our friends just told us she's throwing away a whole her strap-ons at the moment because she said she would donate them to me i told she said she's gonna donate them to a um newer lesbian but i'm thinking about it and i'm like i remember i had one i had a roommate one time who was lesbian and she would she just would put it straight back in her box right after they used

it and me and my other roommate would be like are you gonna perhaps a what do they call it like when you put the little tools in Tools in the In the little green fluid Or blue fluid Oh my god It's called like Barbasol or something I'm really in a I think I've been so stressed out

That my sex drive is lower Like I've just been so stressed out And exhausted lately And I'm in like Just like I don't know Really Yeah my sex drive

Has been really low I'm still in a major Like honeymoon era I feel like that happens though With like long term How long have you guys Been together now? 11 months

Yeah Today No it's not like him Like I'm still so sexually Attracted to him But I'm just lazy No you're just like Yeah you don't want to do

I'm lazy too I haven't shaved my legs In weeks My boyfriend said It was like getting into bed With one of his homies That raises a few questions I know I'm like

How do you know? Yeah When is it my turn? Any day now I'm going on a date tomorrow are you mr dating show same guy big big biceps big but no but honestly he's really sweet we um hung out on halloween i didn't go out and instead that's a green flag that he wanted to see you on halloween i didn't go out and instead that's a green flag that he wanted to see you on halloween yeah no yeah he was texting we met um the weekend before halloween

at a party very organically which i really appreciated okay because me i'm on hinge i'm on the other one i'm not trying to get kicked off no offense it's easy to do apparently uh what do you mean no offense oh yeah you have a boyfriend because it doesn't matter um but we met like organically so that was really it feels very special in today's like day and age to meet anyone organically obviously but that's how i met my charlotte north carolina boyfriend was organically at someone's like birthday party so in the valley too and i was also in the valley so I'm just like praying I'm like please me next what was he already on a show or is he on a show that's about to come out he's already been on a show I think I don't know maybe in my past dating

show experiences I think had I watched some of those people in their seasons before I dated them when it ended like it just would have told me a lot of things that I found out organically like I do think that every single person that I dated from a dating show like who they were on the show is who they were in our relationship and it you could get ahead of it yeah no I definitely can I haven't seen I've done like a little tiny bit of research and I haven't found anything that I don't like necessarily i do so much research i don't know how you even like because because i understand not wanting to know i wouldn't watch this man's season of love is blind if my life depended on i was like i am blind yeah but i'm

also the kind of person that like i want to find out for myself unless it's like something like super horrible that like someone did to someone like i want to know Personally from my own Experience so it's fair I just do think I Hope that everything that happened with Mr. TikTok boy We have a family honestly learn From our mistakes but At the same time I also think that

You do have to go through Every archetype on your own That's the thing there's no teaching someone these Skills it's like not skills but like It's like what we all went through like everyone's dated like a shit like shitty social media guy it's like all the different like genres like actor musician finance bro struggling clothing brand yeah jobless lives with his parents like what about drug dealer i did that one you did for a long time because it's fun it's like you feel like a high off of it for sure no pun intended but which is yeah yeah i don't know

no i i remember when i wanted to be like a trap wife it was my biggest goal and then he ended up extorting me for all my money and obviously that you know i'm like i don't even know who you're talking about it was like my first boyfriend but he was a drug dealer and i like and he made fake ids like i thought i was so cool i would like sit there and laminate them with him and i was like oh my god i was i was like filling cartridges up yeah like that's i was doing that uh-huh yep in like that's how they really like that's like that's how they cut corners they're like i'm not gonna like hire someone else and pay them yeah it's like my girlfriend's doing cut corners. They're like, I'm not going to like hire someone else and pay them. Yeah. It's like my girlfriend's doing it.

Like shit. We're both getting in trouble. So fucked. I miss that phase. But any day now. You don't miss that phase. I said I missed that phase. Oh, you missed it.

It's the only like corner I really didn't hit. You know what phase I really want to talk about? Makoa brought up NFTs to me. Like last night he was like asking me i forget what he was fucking oh he was just asking me if i ever had any nfts or like ethereum or something and i said no at first and then i was like wait what the fuck i'm literally lying like the nft era of la was so fucking dystopian and weird now that i like look back to it I'm so happy I never took the time to understand it because it doesn't matter anymore I mean I think some people still

kill it and obviously there are like the billionaires who who did it and got their money and got out and like whatever but like Ricky Binks yeah the Gorilla Glue but so obviously something whenever it trends online it'll usually make it to la especially if it's something that these like fuck boys can make money with and so i kind of just want to talk about specifically but i'll bleep that but essentially we were all friends with this guy our friend he starts this company and they rent out a giant mansion in hollywood hills and they start throwing parties there oh wait no he's gonna see it never i was gonna say margot robbie's house so yeah they they rent out margot robbie's house and they start having these really exclusive nft parties and people are like fucking fighting to get in the

door you're only fucking cool if you can go to them and like i remember how seriously they took it and then they would in the walls of the house they had all these tvs and on the tv they would put the nft images and it was like each night was to honor someone who was like getting an nft like you had a night right i had a night and it's like but everyone did like i remember miles o'neill had one and like i'm trying to think of like just other They were gifting people these NFTs Vinnie Hacker had one David Dobrik I'm trying to think like

And so then everyone would like come And then like that person would like walk through the room And everyone's staring at them while they like accept their NFT images Yeah it feels very like Black Mirror now It was so like culty, these NFT parties. And everyone's just there talking about like building and like trying to like bring you into this like dark world where you buy these.

Like I remember like the things people were doing to get like an NFT. I remember someone gifted me a World of Women NFT. And like I made it my Twitter profile photo and it was like worth all this money. And like people were like so weird to me about it like yeah wait did you like sell them like what do you do with them we still I still own mine I think I might still own some I actually I don't know what do they call it it's in it's in our like cloud or something our wallet oh but it's I just

wish I could express to you the vibes of how like very like actual like scary movie. It just was strange. But they really got me with like all those hors d'oeuvres. They had like music. And just like the thought of like being honored in front of people. It was like Clinton did a performance. Yeah. Yeah.

And it was like and it just like everything felt so culty, though. Like it was it was like I can't express it enough. Like you they would like take you to the back room of the house yeah and you had to give like your secret password and like all this information about yourself and then you would walk out and they would present you and then everyone would be just lined up staring at you like very much think like scary movie and then you would like and it was also a surprise what it was when you got there so you hadn't seen it beforehand and then you would get it and it'd be like oh she got a like and whatever it was called and then you'd have to like stand up there while everyone claps and like it's on the screen

like behind you and like just looking back and it was like you were only cool if you did that like you were only like cool i was so happy when i got one honestly i was like oh my god i can't believe that because it was like such a social status thing and now the nft world is just and this was it wasn't like this was once in a while like I feel like it was like twice A week we were doing nft Related things like what do you mean It was a lot I feel like I remember Seeing it like literally all the time I didn't really participate in that

Yeah and then what happened like just the market crashed Like it's I don't know I wonder like We should have sold I remember like someone Sold theirs and it was like very Like um taboo like Everyone hated them after that yeah like you Yeah exactly you would get them in a cell If people sold them it was like very like um taboo like everyone hated them after that yeah like you yeah exactly you would get them in a cell if people sold them it was like you were disrespectful because you got kicked yeah you got gifted it so like you're supposed to wait until it's like i

don't know but then all the people i know and so we waited to like now ours is probably worth like belly button yes and a paper clip and like at the time it was hundreds of thousands of dollars that's so sad yeah i would have sold that shit and been like bye how lucky are we i just accidentally called my real estate agent in the bathroom and left her a 30 second voice memo of me peeing and i'm talking like trickle peeing and i'm so fucking embarrassed you didn't send it can you unsend it or no i don't think you can unsend a voicemail yeah you can oh a voicemail oh a voice not a voice memo i call it rang all the way to voicemail and then i looked down and i was like why is my phone talking and it's like that would happen to you though wait i yeah you were just tana just reminded me of a story that i i was telling on tour but now i can probably um it's my favorite story ever I so I hate to talk about shitting myself

again especially after just talked about how I use my vibrator on the toilet um but we always tell these stories about shitting ourselves and I'm like I like I'm so above that I don't want to talk like I don't I don't shit like ever and I was telling a horrible story on stage that I don't know if I can ever make it to the internet but let's just say it was it was a little poopy but there was a point it was like something awful that happened to me on tripping with tart and um some ozempic related lore and I was like I'm gonna leave the pooping myself stories to Tana like that's not gonna be me but we had a little had an experience on tour where for some reason

Obviously like we go to Like from city to city We order food in every city And like we were in the most Like random Like Wilks Bar Pennsylvania Or something Yeah

And it gets scary When you start ordering Like sushi in Burlington, Vermont Yeah sushi in like Kentucky Yeah you just don't do that And so one night Especially because our shows End so late

So it's not like It's even Yeah like the last door open like we ordered from this like super sketchy like ramen place like literally like open at like 1 a.m like that's horrifying there's just no reason so we're ordering and on a Postmates group order you can see like what everybody orders so I see that Tana like exactly what she orders and I'm like maybe I'll just order what she orders but I noticed that she added a marinated egg I'm such a slut okay i've never had a marinated egg because they are gray and i don't think eggs should be gray it just it's like how did it get gray give it to me now i don't get it like it just feels like it feels like it's like rotten to me so i've always avoided it but i'll try anything once i was like you know what I'm just gonna have one marinated egg and so I added one to my ramen the ramen comes I eat the ramen I eat my egg and it

was so fucking delicious I'm not kidding it literally like I was like hi I was like this is the best I'm not kidding like I felt like I felt like when I was using my vibrator on that toilet I was paralyzed with joy and She stole everybody's egg. She stole my egg. I started fucking snatching eggs left and right. Everyone who turned around, I took their egg. I had like 13 eggs. I remember I got into my bed that night

and at like 4 a.m. I'm about to fall asleep. My eyes open. I was like, Brooke fucking stole my egg out of my ramen. Not even my side egg, but like out of my ramen. Well, you should have been quicker. Yes, Easter bunny. Anyway. Get those eggs. So I eat everyone's eggs side egg but my like out of my ramen well you should have been quicker yes easter bunny anyway get those eggs so i eat everyone's eggs and the next morning bb's flying in so i have to wake up

early and i get she's calling me calling me she's outside the bus so i roll over i put my little feet on the ground outside my bunk and i'm like oh fuck there are eggs coming out of me like there's like it's gonna be a major disaster in a second i was like oh my god i have like there's nothing i can do and so i opened the door i don't even greet bb i'm like bb bathroom now like we have to find a bathroom i'm like fucking screaming there's like this there's no bathrooms nearby there's not like a starbucks that we could go to like there's no tumbleweed avenue yeah like i literally saw a tumbleweed go by so i called thomas our tour manager and i'm like i need early venue access i need get to get into that and these venues mind

you like obviously i i think that there's an there's an equal understanding where they're like hey thank you for selling all these tickets to our venue but the majority of them are like theaters or like they see a lot of rock bands like a lot of times like the venues don't really like us like they're kind of like these dumb whores. Yeah. We're not supposed to be in there before a certain time. And they don't want us in a minute earlier. You're going to get me into this venue right now,

or I'm going to be shitting on the sidewalk outside the venue, and it ruins everybody's show. OK? So he's like, oh, I'll see what I can do. And I wait like three minutes. And I'm like, oh, it's happening now. OK? And I'm in a pink boy's life sweatsuit.

It's not going to go down like like this so I call Thomas back again and I say Thomas I'm I don't even literally I don't give him a chance to speak I'm like Thomas I'm shitting myself right now it's on the sidewalk it's literally warm like I'm fucking it's I'm blowing blowing everywhere like I was being so graphic because I was trying to like give him a major sense of urgency okay and then the door swings open so I'm like oh thank god and I hang up I go inside and I handle the situation okay I did not shit myself nothing nothing down the leg not so much as a droplet situation and I was like feeling I was feeling like so I was like oh my god I really I did that I handled that with ease that situation shishtar

I kept saying that on stage I miss shishtar shishtar it's crazy so then I'm sitting there I'm chilling empty as can be and I get a text from Thomas and he's like hey hope you're doing well I hadn't heard from you in a while like weird call this morning and I'm thinking like what the fuck lucky are we i go to my fucking call log you guys and the first call that i had placed was to thomas our tour manager and the second call was to thomas as in like clinton kane's best friend thomas it's so so like like you couldn't write that better like literally like 50 part series bathrobe and then she calls his best friend and says i'm shitting down the wall spring but you know he doesn't like him

anymore so it was like fine but like i'm just i'm just imagining that for the first time and just like me just typing in thomas and just calling the first thomas i see and literally saying like yeah i'm shitting down my leg at least he isn't like Still best friends with Clinton cause I just Painted this image of like for the first time In three years they had like a good day At Clinton Kane's camp Like they're all sitting around laughing at Poopy They did have a recent good day I will say

Oh yeah But that's just about it I just saw him though I saw Thomas at the Shawn Mendes concert Oh yeah Didn't't see clinton kane that wasn't you no sienna's seen him twice i would literally i don't even know what i would do if i saw him i would punch him for sure you know you know what i did do you guys know this lore actually i was doing research this is what i don't know what story you're about i i heard about i heard a little rumor

that clinton kane was performing at the winston house in santa monica or in venice all right venice i can't speak english in venice and so i went i was doing research okay this was as your series was coming out right like you you, you went and you showed up. Right after. Right after. No, no, no. It was before the series had come out. Are you sure?

Yeah. Bebe, like, that is just, like, a testament to your character through and through. Like, she's cooking this man online, like, diabolical for the prop behavior. No, I'm not going to lie. She didn't find out. I found out, and I called her, and I said, Bebe, because I was out of town. I was on tour, and was like BB you're gonna Hate to hear this but

Well I didn't get all expenses paid for Trip to Venice is in your near future No I didn't tell her to go but I was like Oh you're gonna die like he's he's doing a show At Winston house tonight and BB without even A beat was like oh I'm going I said I'm there I'm driving 35 minutes from From West Hollywood

To Venice Beach okay to see Clinton Kane his free show by the way and it was free just imagine him on stage like turning through that he did I have a video I'll show it to you I have a video of him I'm filming him singing first off Taylor Swift a cover of like it i posted on tiktok it was actually horrible and i have a video of him looking at my camera seeing me and being like he forgot the words he that's one of my biggest fears on tour i like often often go into this like paranoid haze that i'm gonna look out into the crowd and like just see someone sitting there like a scary movie that like hates me i like always have that fear like at the LA show I was like on the edge of my seat

I was like oh my god like I'm his worst nightmare like I know it's funny too I like I was having that like nightmare on stage during the LA show for like a minute and I was just thinking about like I don't even know just like people I pissed off I was thinking about Cody Cofan's and this guy stands up and he like tells a whole story And then he's like My name is Cody K By the way And I was like Oh shit Yeah I don't even

Like seeing people I like in the audience Like I saw my boyfriend And ruined my whole show 100% I feel the same way It like really Fucks me up

It's like It did Because I'm like Now I have to think About everything From his perspective Now I know exactly What angle he's

Seeing me at Horrifying And he's listening To me tell this story About shitting down my leg You looked amazing It happened Yeah you did

Look absolutely gorgeous I was sitting next to him If that helps So I had his exact perspective Oh thank you Aww I wanna I know that I've been

Going really hard On movie reviews And like seriously If you people Want me to stop I will stop I don't I've just obviously

I've been in my grandma era I've been at home I've been in taking more media and i have a lot of fucking thoughts okay i watched a movie the other day and i mean this i truly truly fucking mean this in my 26 years of life i don't think a movie has ever like made me think these thoughts or like freaked me out as much as this movie um the substance with demi moore if you guys have not seen it i have to watch it tonight is it's good like you liked it yes but it's gonna fuck you up it's gonna fuck you up no i don't want to get fucked up though like is it sad or is it just like like mentally like all of it it's scary but do you know what a scary movie isn't scary like

jump scare like oh like psychologically yes like psychologically it's gonna freak you out in a way that no other movie I've ever seen has freaked me out essentially the plot of this movie is Demi Moore is playing this actress who has been in Hollywood for a long time and she becomes kind of older and like she feels washed up she feels older she feels not as hot as she was before her entire career before was kind of based on her being hot like she had like a hot girl like workout show on like the today show essentially like where it was just like all about her body and being young and being hot and whatever and she sees an ad in the newspaper that essentially is casting for a new hotter her

like but straight up says her name like her name is Elizabeth Sparkle and it's like are you the next Elizabeth Sparkle like like we need like do you know what I mean and she's freaking out about it right she gets in a car accident she goes to the doctor and the doctor low-key and this is something that happens in LA all the time too which I think really freaks me out but the doctor offers her this stuff called the substance essentially that she can shoot up and it will make her a younger hotter version of herself and sign me up right isn't like nad shot like a thing right now yes exactly stop aging though not age backwards essentially but like it's it's essentially playing on that in my opinion On the Manjaros and the NAD And the beauty standard and all of that

And I feel like we've seen so many things Where it Talks about the beauty standard But not in this way Like in a way that's almost scary Like I think that how scary the movie was Like Showcased it in such a different

Unsettling way And she goes home and she shoots it up. I'm going to spoil something. So if anyone. What if I wanted to watch it? Wait. I don't. Yeah.

No, you can still watch it. I'm not going to like tell you all of it. But like essentially it births a new her. Right. It's not like she ages backwards. Like there is now her and a new her. Oh no. And then they have to take weeks they have to

like like one week the new hot her gets to go do things while her body is like out for the count and like hot new her has to like feed old her if that makes sense and then like hot her will like die for a week and then like she gets a week but if the timing gets fucked up at all it takes from the other one so then like new hot her starts allotting for more time like she gets like a vogue magazine cover and she's like okay i'm not gonna let old me live this week and it starts killing her so it's killing the and it's it is so fucked up and's like, it made me just really think, because it's like, I fall victim to most things like this. Yeah, I would have immediately taken that substance home.

I'm sitting here right now debating getting on Manjaro or something fun that everyone else is on. And I'm going to unpack it a little more, maybe on the Patreon. But I'm watching this movie, and I'm like, I would fall victim to the substance. I and it's and it makes oh i bit my tongue it makes me so sad like it was like the just the feeling and it's it's really the way it's shot is so disgusting disgusting eerie like makoa couldn't even like watch like it was like so it demi moore's

performance it's oh my god and just all the men in the movie are super creepy like pretty girls should smile and like it's like is it like like american horror story vibes it's like if american horror story and black mirror had a baby but the premise of it i think I could see Happening in Los Angeles right Now right now Like it is like so Eerily Accurate that it's Really I'll watch it with you I'm gonna fall asleep in 10

Minutes but I'll watch it I don't even think you could Fall asleep I'm not kidding it is Like so Oh yeah don't you have like narcolepsy When it comes to movies? No, she has this. Me as fuck. No, it's not even that. It could be like me giving birth and she's like.

Absolutely not. That is not true. First of all, if you're giving birth, I'm looking at your vagina. Second. No, it's like I haven't seen like Star Wars, Harry Potter. Me either. I haven't seen like anything important that I should probably watch. Because I'll fall asleep. I'm going to watch it important that I should probably watch. Because I'll fall asleep.

I'm going to watch it tonight. I'll report back. I'm, it's going. Tana's movie reviews. It's going to fuck you up. Actually, we should each watch something a week and then come back. It's going to fuck you up.

Like a book club. I like, dude, I'm, I like, I'm, I know that literally like this week I want to go get like a lip flip, maybe smash shots. Wait, can I come? And I'm like, yes. And I'm like, I'm going to be sitting there

with that needle in me, like with a whole different perspective. It like genuinely fucked me up. Not hard enough to not go get it though. And that's the sad part. That's the sad part about society. And the fucking beauty standard. And every.

It's such. It's such a fucked up movie. I had a refreshing experience the other day. Where I went in to try to get under eye filler. And she was like yeah you don't need that really I told you that well I mean I always have gotten it I agree but she's like That's not the thing anymore like you don't get that she's

Like if you want to do something you can do PRP but Like we're not doing that under eye filler anymore Like grow up yeah I feel like filler Is not as much like as popular As it has it's not because Low-key is like I have under eye filler That's now like over here Yeah migrates so bad

I experience so much Migration That like now I almost want to go Into like reverse I completely understand I reverse most things I didn't reverse my under eyes

Though because I didn't Want to like Because sometimes When you dissolve It like dissolves Some of your like Actual tissue too And like I couldn't

Afford to be any more Hollow than I was So it's like whatever I'll let it go to my ears Or something I think you're perfect to me Your ears Yeah I'm definitely more I'm not trying to fill in juice everything as much as I was except for my ass that's I will juice my ass up anytime I literally feel like I'm gonna

topple over at any second I looked at a live photo of me the other day and the body dysmorphia is so crazy because at the time I remember thinking god i look like a bunch of doorknobs in a bag and i like that's how i feel about your whole white log oh my god stop i'm just my ass like at the time i was like my ass looks like a bunch of doorknobs in a bag and i looked back like i'm looking back at this live photo and i was cheeked the fuck up i was hiking just juicy taking nudes on runyon which is just a different time but um i was juiced cheeked up to the gods and now i'm i've got the i'm smoking the hank hill pack i get it i get it but there's no shame in that butts are out that's what they're saying they're saying no butts i'm just saying i miss having like i miss it being like oh tana's caked up

you know what i mean and no one's ever said anything about me. Miss me, Jean. Yeah, you can fit into a little tiny jean. I just I miss being cheeked the fuck up. I think I'm going to go back and really, really, really do my big one. The only time I've ever had a butt is like when I was like low key, like way thicker. I just miss my ass. I wish you got to keep like I wish i could like hold on to some

things like i just really do get sad sometimes about like my perception of myself though because it's like it's always like you think you think you look so bad and then it's like you look back and it's like oh my god like i looked amazing yeah it's it's and it's so sad but society does now like the hardest i am about my body or like the biggest i ever was like i would never look at someone else and be like oh she's fat If I saw someone else with that body But like me with that body for some reason I'm like And why we can't just love ourselves

In the moment I know You want what you can't have it's so true The you know It's so true it is so true I'm trying to be better about it the substance really Did fuck me up I mean hopefully Hopefully it fucked me up enough to where I don't change things. But I do have an ass shot and lip flip appointment next week.

So I love a lip. I need I want a shot still. I don't I don't think anything can make me feel. What is it? It's like builds your collagen sculpture. Yeah, they made it for burn victims because their face would concave in and then they would inject it with it And it would re It would regrow

Make the collagen So it makes your own ass grow And that's why I was obsessed That I was like I'm all natural My own ass is growing Right now just At a rapid rate

Like oh I don't know Wait I think I want that too Me too It really hurts though And the needle's massive I don't care Give it to me now

It really hurts I don't care But it's painful And you feel like A fucking turkey The way they like Based you on the table With the needle

Like it's It's a very In and out Motion It's not like An in inject It's like Yeah

It is Thanksgiving It's like a cannula Yes Yes Thanksgiving season Yeah But I used to do it On like Instagram live

It's like okay I don't know Wait what Community guidelines So many So many eras that I need to reflect on but I think we should move on over to the patreon because I do have a lot to say I really want to talk shit about love is blind too all right guys we love you so much um thank you

for listening to another episode of the canceled podcast and joining us on this beautiful fall night I don't even know what we talked about um how lucky is Brie? To be away from ZB. We love you guys so much. And we're going to go unpack so much lore on the Patreon. We love you guys.