Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 107: Paige is being STALKED by her crazy neighbor…

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

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If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge then mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast change of scenery we are at my house i'm loving this it's so gorgeous it just looks like a normal day in my apartment it's just you're so good at like decorating. Like it's so crazy. All the bits and bobs and vases. The same way with like anything, the way I get dressed, the way I decorate, everything

is always the same. It's like I copied something else. And it works. Like the fact that you thought to put an orange rug here is actually like mind blowing to me. It's supposed to be maroon. But still, I just like, like i can't i can't interior decorate to save my f***ing life i think you can i think you just always have such big spaces that

you can't like curate like one specific vision like couch is never touching the wall my vision ever the couch and the wall don't know each other my vision is always like i want maximalist i hate i do not subscribe to the like very clean modern look did you guys see what they did to the home alone house wait no what they do to the home alone house oh no oh you guys are gonna be heartbroken 16 glam this is like a death this is like a death no that makes me oh did they paint the brick white home alone house before and i'm imagining white and gray marble and i was that bitch for so long we all were i really was i remember i had like no money and i was looking up how to like put white and gray

marble in my like parents house and like was gonna buy like sticky patches it's like essentially this across the entire house oh that's so sad that's really disgraceful and like i love like wallpaper and carpet and colors and like i know that most people don't like carpet these days but i just think it's gonna make a comeback any day now i hate modern architecture so fucking much me too and just honestly the color white anywhere in a house like buildings are losing all of their character and it makes me so fucking sad i know yeah you go to like she was saying like when she was in europe like everything is like so gorgeous and perfect and ours is like made of like stucco and fucking i can't believe men chiseled that

shit in europe like i'll never get over that like statues like what do you mean what gets me is the pyramids like how the fuck did you guys do that that's kind of crazy they could do that on the challenge i want to apologize to everyone because i'm going to be sniffling into the mic the entire time i'm like asmr i think we're all sick. Everyone is sick in LA right now. Did you guys see, you just saw Liz Gillies. Oh yeah, I did see Liz Gillies. That's so, I'm obsessed with her. It was so, so good.

The fact that I keep catching the plus one invite to Seth MacFarlane's Christmas party with Miss Trevi Moran is so iconic. I can't even deal. It's so good. It's so funny too. It's like such a, because it was literally in the middle of Hollywood like across from Barley's like think about the difference in those two

where did I just go right there so like there's a lot like right in that little area yeah but like everyone there is like was like 60 like I feel like if you averaged out the age of all the people they're like 60 and I wore this dress with like a heart cutout sabrina carpenter style and i was like i am the whore of the town i am literally the town bike the town hole no those are the best places and no one appreciates a slutty outfit quite like an old man no but i i know but then i was just watching the wives like it just i hate being that whore i know i understand it a fucking floor length gown. I needed a muumuu so bad. It was honestly it was so great though.

I love Seth MacFarlane so much and him and Liz Gillies ate down. It looked so fun. It looked star studded. I felt like I was in like a TikTok like watching them. I was like there's no way I'm watching this live. I can't even like imagine seeing him in person. I mean it's definitely interesting too. Like I kind of like being in environments where I don't know people people because like it like forces you to like socialize in a different way

and I was definitely just socializing with all the oldies I feel that so hard like you know when you bring someone or like when you're with a friend and that's like your crutch and then you end up only talking to each other yeah that happens to me so often that like I get so grateful when I'm like sent in just like thrown in the water alone it forces you and that's literally exactly how i'm gonna be on the challenge i just had to go to this paper magazine thing dead alone like they were they did no plus ones for a reason to like yeah but you posted with lisa rena yeah they sat us next to each other i was like damn like what a like lotto ticket for me She was so sweet And nice I mean I love her daughters So I was just kind of

Like I love your daughters I wish she was my mom You know She would be such a fun mom I was telling her About my vape It was cool Do you think she vapes

She for sure vapes I don't know And she was just We were talking about Like hair And she was I don't know Can you believe

Those lips are real No way I didn't know that Yeah that's why Delilah and Amelia have them Oh that makes perfect sense I have like sick brain Bird flu is going around I definitely have it

I heard about that And another one Bird flu and like meningitis I think Oh great Or something like that That's kind of crazy I always say some Like things on Punt Cancelled

That are like completely misinformed Out of nowhere And everyone's like She's so stupid It's just like What if you walked into the house And I was perched up Like a bird cacawing

Wait can I tell Can I tell them them what I witnessed like three days ago? I'm so, this is so embarrassing for me. I wasn't going to bring it to the podcast. I have to really eat this one. Go ahead. No, speaking of like dressed like a bird cacawing when I walk in, I walk into the house two days ago. She's on all fours with a tail on, a mask on, and little paws going meow meow i just i walked right past her i go okay

no so i was trying to do a youtube video miko and i got into this whole conversation where i was like hey would you love me if i was a furry right duh um was this the video you were gonna do like a whole week as a furry yes and so miko was he was just kind of like clowning me and he was like no literally a furry he was clowning me and he was just being of like clowning me. And he was like, no, literally a furry. He was clowning me and he was just being like, Tana, you could be a furry tomorrow. No one's going to like believe you. Like, you know what I mean? Like, no matter how hard you commit to this, everyone's going to know it's for the bit.

Like you can't whatever. And then I tried to be a furry and literally not one person reacted at all. Like everyone was just like, yep, Tana's a furry today. And I was like, damn, like you people really are just sick of my shit no one gave a fuck that I was a furry literally at all which is so embarrassing like imagine me having to go to bed the psychological warfare that night I was like damn like I really was just on all fours like my knees hurt no you had to do something like a little bit more subtle that would be like believable no but you know what I was eating food out of a bowl on the floor like I mean like you don't don't commit to being a furry commit commit to being like a gym rat but like you know what's sad like something that like

is off but like could happen if she took me aside and like really like sat me down for a one-on-one and she was like Paige like I really have to confess something I think I'm a furry at heart I'd like shut the fuck up and if she was serious like that'd be so sad like even if you were serious I wouldn't believe you it's because I'm just I like literally the only reason I'm a furry at heart I'd be like Shut the fuck up And if she was serious Like that'd be so sad Like even if you were serious I wouldn't believe you It's cause I'm just Like literally the only reason I'm still alive to this day

Is having a bit Like having a bit Is the main thing That keeps me alive And it's just like What's your bit right now? I don't actually know The furry thing was just

Just happened So I have confusion About furries Personally Because there were Obviously like Rumors like floating Around school like there

Was rumors that they all had to like have An orgy to like get in the group Okay right Should we call in you're saying like I forgot Kevin Gates is a furry um It's like getting jumped into a gang except You get fucked into being a furry that's what

I mean then that's what they I heard that's what it was like Such a scandal to be furry and when I was was shopping for my tail it was crazy that butt plug tails were just like a hop skip and a jump away you know like two clicks and you're on butt plug tail what store was that amazon kind of crazy okay wait that's that's where i also think i fucked up i think i should have gotten something really official and legit, like a $500. A fursona. Yeah. Okay, honestly, if you had a- Fursona is so funny.

Maybe I know too much. I'm like, hold on. Anyway. So if you guys were furries, what would you be? Why the fuck do you- Tell me. Do tell. I don't know.

It's just like common knowledge, right? I mean, I guess it is now. I'm still trying. Next question. Do they choose an animal or are they just like Common knowledge right I mean I guess it is now I'm still trying Next question Do they choose an animal Or are they just like They have fur What do you mean

That's such a good question I don't know See I was a cat And then I did realize In the process That I'm way more dog And I was like Whoa

Like fuck this one up I don't think you're Way more dog No because I was like Licking my hands To clean them And like meowing And I was like

This isn't me You sleep all day Up all night that's a cat Ooh knock things over all the time yeah Push thing off the gut things off the Counter just to piss people off that's a Cat thing damn maybe I am more cat I Don't know I just shit in a box cats I

Wasn't feeling it at all I don't know Huh well if your child came to you and Asked or said like mom i'm a furry would you welcome them with open arms yes yes i really think i would be like kevin gates i really think i would put that fucking tail on and be like let's renegade you would i know i would i guess i would just have questions because again my understanding of furries right now is like oh you had to have an orgy to get in So if my kid comes home And says I'm a furry

I'm moving her schools You know what I mean Like That's concerning to me That's not like a fun club to be in In my experience That's why I have to have multiple kids Because like

One can be a furry But I can't have one kid that's a furry Like you know what I mean The other one has to be like the star QB No But see that when you put it like that It's like I would rather have a furry Fuck you know what I mean The other one has to be Like the star QB No But see that When you put it like that It's like I would rather Have a furry

Fuck yeah Really I want to like Imagine a long ass day at work And you come home And your kid's just on Literally what happened to you Your kid's just on all fours

Eating out of a bowl I would just like Step right over them And be like okay Come get your kibble Yeah I feel like I've trained you to be Completely unfazed by anything

You are my child Like you have put me Through mommy boot camp you're gonna be the best mom because you're gonna be like wow how easy is this i know it's gonna be a breeze like a newborn she's like fucking cooking she's cleaning baby on her arm always like goes so above and beyond with her like care for me obviously like you're my best friend but also just being my assistant like we're in the car and you're just like how does your tummy still hurt and i'm like page you don't have to do that i like take pictures of her like it's her first day at school like she's going to like a red carpet i'm like we smile like i packed your lunch box wait that's cute though it is sweet she is my little baby i'm trying to think of real topics i have i guess we

should say before we get into the episode this is our final this is our final episode that we're filming this year we so oh piggybacking off of that did we forget to do the annual canceled podcast awards sorry bird flu oh my god we did like we do that as our first episode of january we should do that as our first episode of january i forgot about that you'd be funny i feel like your categories would be funny too we should all do that wait i can't wait yeah that's we have to do that because i saw something like or i saw a clip of it and i was like oh fuck like did we forget to do that oh my god we should completely do that in january we can start writing it now and it'll be even better than the first annual right good but that's sorry what you

were saying no this is this is the last episode we're filming i think after this we interviewed alex warren a while ago and it's just been so wholesome so we've been kind of figuring out when the timing would be right to put out a wholesome episode so we're gonna put this one out trying to put this one out asap so that the topics are on time and and then alex warren and then we'll be back like mid-january and i just want everyone to know that should I like rent out the Gershwin Theater So we can do like the steamies Isn't that Amari's? Yeah Oh my god we should

Imagine we host like the live steamies Like the live cancelled awards That is fun There's so many cancellations and things Like even just I feel like this past month Has been so jam-packed of stuff Like every day it's like something new

It's just so much shit That Blake Lively shit came out today I need to do more research on that before i start speaking on that god it it just goes to show like how quickly it can like turn on its head it is nuts it is really nuts i'm trying to see feel it out if i want to talk about grace and brie or not it's just like my whole fucking timeline that's all i know these days everywhere i haven't even seen but it's also like we should and it's just so Like like I know Grace and Brie personally but the amount of shit I

Now know because of these tick tocks It feels almost parasocial with these literal People that I know well it feels like Intrusive like I almost feel like oh my god like I Shouldn't even like people Like leaking have this information yeah like Leaking personal DMS and stuff Like I should not have access to that but I also feel like when a famous person is dming their fans lore like they

have in the back of their mind like oh this is gonna get posted like if I'm sending a dm to anyone like a fan like you know what I mean like I I know that I'm running the risk of like it being yeah publicized one thing if they're sending you a nice dm if they're sending you a hate dm obviously they're gonna post it yeah like that's it's just so wild i don't know um what was i gonna say i got in trouble and i it's so funny because you were at my house actually and i was sitting there debating this for like an hour and a half it was like before we went to film us going to home goods for the patreon i was in my bathroom i was getting ready you know listening to taylor swift and i hear that fucking song i didn't have it in myself to go with grace and i was like how

funny of a tiktok i have not seen this and then i tried to caption it to like this is just a joke like this is not me involving myself at all obviously like that didn't go over well i guess don't post it if you really don't want to be involved. But like I made a funny. Okay. I made a funny and I was excited about my funny that I made. No one had made that joke yet. And I just felt like someone had to make that joke.

That's the problem with me and these demons. Is it's like someone has to make the joke. I think you are like the mind of this generation for that. It's really incredible. And then I don't know Brianna was on BFFs And just like Seemed upset at me for it

Yeah I get both sides But I know that if You or me Was in a scandal They're not Avoiding it on BFFs They're going straight

To BFFs to talk about it That's In my experience anyway I also just think It's funny I think it was Dave That brought it up And he was like

Tana just needs to like Use this to gain publicity Or whatever Like however he worded it I was like Tana does not need you Oh No well okay

But And I'm not even like Because I like Dave Whatever but like He did He was like I just fucking hate These stupid accounts

All they post is drama These grown ass people Just posting about drama I'm like Grown I love you but that's what bffs is the pot i think that's where i'm at because i texted brianna about it after i saw it because i was just like yes we kiki and like our you know colleague like internet

you know whatever but like you're gonna you're gonna bffs about anything i'm doing and if that lobbies me more hate then then so be it, right? Yeah, and it's like I wasn't even, you know, like I wasn't even commenting on it. Like I was just like, I made it funny. Yeah, you didn't make a TikTok that says like, team Grace. Yeah.

And I made another TikTok actually where I said, team Grace. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's just because all the comments I keep seeing, even the paparazzi team Grace. And I'm like, God, I have no choice but to jump out of that window. Like that is, I'm going to be 80 and hearing even the paparazzi team grace and I'm like god I have no choice but to jump out of that window like that is I'm gonna be 80 and hearing even the paparazzi team blank

oh god you know what those who know you love you and know your heart and know that you had good intentions posting that I really I just I made a funny I made a silly I didn't mean to add to any of it because I really like I can't imagine what that feels like for like both of them like that's just so ass and it's horrible it's horrible yeah I genuinely feel like even if something ever happened with like you and I it's like I feel like we would sit down and we would you know we'd probably

if let's say we were pissed or whatever we probably have to cool off right but then like we would sit down and film an episode like just you know like hey this is fighting each other like a breakup video like we broke up who was it david yeah literally like that's it's just i wish they could just sit down and like do that like it you know what i mean i'm like there's probably so many moving parts and stuff but like oh god how frustrating like for something like so personal and stuff obviously like they're online figures and stuff but i do not subscribe to that

like concept of like you knew what you were getting into because it's like everybody they're online figures and stuff but i do not subscribe to that like concept of like you knew what you were getting into because it's like everybody they're doing this for fun everyone's doing this for fun and no one's expecting to like have to like deal with something that personal and horrible on like such a massive scale a 15-year friendship breakup is arguably the most painful thing you can go through other than like a death it's horrible and also like what kind of sucks about it is like it maybe might not have been so set in stone if there weren't so many public opinions on it. Like it might have been like a big falling out they had for like a couple months and like but now there's so many elements that like have made it so much bigger and crazier because of all the people who are commenting on it and fueling involving themselves and like like you know professional things that are happening. Like it's just it's almost like too big now for them to ever even yeah like that feeling of like oh I have to stand on business and like whatever

but like it's just I have so many thoughts but I just don't like know if I should go down the like parasocial speculation route you know of like what I don't know if I should like if I'm then adding to the what I think is a problem I just think that people end up themselves oh I should like if I'm then adding to the what I think is a problem. I just think that people end up themselves. Oh, I'm like like in the end. I don't mean that mean that to be crazy, but like that amount of hate like that both of them are getting like people literally themselves. Well, yeah, it's like abnormal. Structive.

It's like that's the thing is it's just like. Even if all these people think that there are things Rihanna needs to change, like exactly like just bullying someone to oblivion is not. You know what I mean? And your singular opinion feels like you're a singular opinion. But on that, like with everybody, everyone else in the world's single opinion on top of it. It's like it's so massive. And like nobody understands what that feels like until you experience it.

So it's like I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I don't know. Looking back on my life. I mean, me personally. Like I'm so grateful for all the times people told me to kill myself like I needed to reflect. No. Yeah.

But maybe you weren't like, I don't know. In my experience, I'm like, OK. Yeah. No, that's fair. That is fair. Like, let's ask the audience. Yeah. I say that now because I'm so happy in the ways that I've grown.

But in the moment, it didn't feel like that. So I take that back. Yeah. Well, it's just as scary. Like, I thought about it in this. I know like Liam Pay pain didn't get himself but when he died like i had the thought my initial thought was that he must have killed himself because at the time he was getting so much hate that i was like oh my god like what are people

gonna say now because like this two days ago the narrative online was like he's the worst most disgusting person on the planet and now he just passed away well it's so abnormal because it's like you hear one comment in your day-to-day life about yourself like that shit will stick with you for a week after and then it's like let alone seeing thousands and thousands of comments from people online like that is not normal for like the human brain should not be like dealing with any of that yeah there's no studies on that here's what i'm gonna say i've never seen a get out of jail free card PR wise marketing wise like that like the her breakup coming at that time to like do you know what I mean like just people's princessify her once again and then to now have that like I've just never seen anything like this

rapid incline and then decline I've ever seen I just assumed that After this Zach Bryan thing Everyone would Forget about those takes and then like She would people's princess all the way home Like I did not Predict this Happening and so fast Like it's just it's really crazy to me

And it's just like so Interesting like I want to know what girl boss town Has to say honestly She's just like so interesting like i want to know what girl boss town has to say honestly she's it's happening too fast for even her to keep up i'm like town's head is spinning if you want my personal girl boss advice brie grace sit down on the couch hash it out live on camera put it behind a paywall oh my god it's so true my advice phones down cameras down honestly go on a couple's retreat I'm like or WWE Smackdown Oh my god yeah I really don't even know Mud fight

Wait pay per view Boxing match Grace would fucking mop the floor She boxed Remember And she slayed Wait honestly now I want to see that i

would pay 20 bucks i have to say her immediately having to get on the mic and do stand up like being on tour amidst all of this like i i just i can't imagine the fucking mental of that i'm hoping it was like helpful for her honestly like to have an outlet and also something that she's just excited about and passionate about yeah But imagine that feeling like genuinely put yourself in her shoes, like about to walk out on that stage. Like the, your public breakup was just announced two days ago and now you have this show and you can either talk about it or not.

Like, and she killed it. Like her set was so great. And I was like, damn, I was really impressed. Have you ever seen the video of Katy Perry? Like before she goes on stage,

um, I think she was dating who was it at the time? Orlando Bloom Orlando Bloom And he texted her Oh yes Calling it off Oh my god

And she was sobbing Minutes before she had to go on stage Singing the one that got away It's the best thing ever And everyone like In the back room with her Was like it's okay You can cancel the show

If you can't do it Like blah blah blah But everyone's like There are thousands of fans Out there like relying on you For this Like what do you want to do? She's better than me

I would have gone out there I just got broken up I would have been like I'm so sorry shows up No and she wiped her fucking tears She went up and she killed it Which is so crazy And it made

Oh my god Great documentary footage She can go with a broken heart Dude it's so insane I have a couple apologies Oh First one being to my mother Oh yeah wait

Should we do like end of the year apologies? No, this is like literally just from the last episode. No, honestly, this one, like my mom texted me the other day. She goes like, said something along the lines of like, you owe me an apology. And I was like, I'm not reading the rest of this. I've seen this before. But then I saw what she wrote the rest of it. And she was like, how many years have I been telling you that this was going to happen

to P. Diddy? And I'm thinking about it. I'm like, oh, my God. My mom has been saying this for like six years. See, I'm on to something with my conspiring. I'm like, maybe she's a clairvoyant, too. No, but like, my mom is watching these like videos, these like really like, you know, woo woo videos on online.

But she's been telling me she's like, there's huge, like nasty sex trafficking rings in L.A. And like, I'm just afraid of you getting involved in that. And I'm like, she's been telling me she's like there's huge like nasty sex trafficking rings in LA and like I'm just afraid of you getting involved in that and I'm like she's crazy eight down with that one little thing yeah I mean even a broken clock it's not nothing about that it's funny by the way but I'm trying to think if I have any end of the year apologies I actually I don't but I have a question uh-huh why was I mad at Nick Vile because you want to know what happened to me the other night I walk into Seth MacFarlane's and I was just like I feel like I'm not gonna know anyone here and then I was just thinking in my

head like if I do like I hope it's people I like because I feel like a lot of times I go out and then like I'll have a night in Hollywood where I just run into like two people I don't like I've been here for 10 years shit happens you know and I like said something out loud I was like I hope it's people I like first person who comes up to me, this beautiful girl. She's like, oh my God, hi. I just want to say like, love you so much. Like whatever. And I'm just like, oh my God, hi.

Like whatever. And then she introduced herself and she's like, and this is my husband, Nick, whatever. It's Nick Vile and his wife. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, like I know that I'm mad, right? I know that you've done something to upset me, but I don't know what it is.

So then I had to stand on this fake business. I was like, hey, hi, it's nice. And I knew it had something to do with Jojo Siwa, and I happened to be with her that day. And I looked at him, and I was like, I was with Jojo today. Still had no idea why I was mad, only connected those dots and, like, walked away.

Because, I'll tell you what you were mad about he you said something negative about jojo on we how negative we probably said something negative about jojo are you sure that it wasn't us just like making fun of the like karma music video first birthday that could have been it too construction i don't feel like it was something serious because then i would remember it anyways Well we said Something like off about Jojo Whether it was a joke or not and then they went on Vile files and like Cooked us and really they really only Cooked you but I think it's because I'm friends with Natalie

That's So funny so we Were mad at him and honestly I stand on that Because he was kind of rude about you I wonder what he said we're still standing On business I think business i remember seeing the clip and i was like really mad i was like wait i don't like that maybe we should look into it though because let's look into it because it's like i'm i'm just really trying to right my wrongs but it was just so funny because i'm standing there and i'm being

like kind of a bitch and i'm just like in my head i'm like girl you don't even know why you're being a bitch like do i have the grounds to be doing this I mean I see both sides because it's like we've defended our friends you know what I mean and like Nick Vile like I would do that I definitely have an end of the year apology oh wait I'm excited okay wait I have myself oh I asked if Jojo Siwa had ever tried to perk 30, which I can actually agree that I should have drafted that one. No, it's incredible. Yeah, okay. So I was misremembering this particular situation,

but I still think they could have been nicer. But I think we could have been nicer too. That's true. You just keep getting yourself in hot water over making funnies I think That's hilarious you're a comedian at The beginning of the era when she was Like bad girl like I had some questions You know what I mean she knew she I

Think she was very intentional and we're Trying to make us laugh and I think She's a comedian too did you guys know That Nora Smith and Jojo Siwa are just Months apart like no but yes at this That Nara Smith And Jojo Siwa Are just months apart Like no but yes At this point like yeah Nara has three children

Months Months Apart in age I mean like one of them's 22 One of them's 23 I hate that I literally hate that I'm just like

I was watching Nara's video today And she was talking about How she was 19 When she had her first baby And someone I read the comments And everyone's like the fact that her and jojo were the same age that's actually crazy i've been nara smith is actually so funny because i've been on back of nara smith's head talk and then she made this tiktok where she was like making she was like there have been recent comments about the back of my head so then

she was making like a hair growth serum and i was like you are everything i love her i saw something that was just like now that nara smith is getting canceled i'm like fuck her too but then it was like for the back of her head like what do you mean like that's just so crazy like i'm just imagining the amount of people in the comments who the like the back of their head is too ridiculous like that is just a crazy no you know you want to know what her crime was like the only reason it looked goofy is having a tiny little thin little neck and honestly you know where she is like cold i have this fucking big ass like fucking who's that guy oh big neck ed yes yeah i go like chin to chest i have no space see see we were on the same vibe And you weren't there I also feel like I feel like all bobs

Are giving Lord Farquaad From the back Like if you're not like You know what I mean What are you supposed to do I guess I've never really Looked at a bob from the back And honestly thank you

Nara Smith for your Slight contribution To the fucked up hair community Oh girl I love the bangs I know I'm not even getting Into the bang business

Honestly right now Just thank you Nara That's it I live for your bangs Thank you Wait I have another apology Oh I'm sorry I'm not even getting into the bang business Honestly right now just thank you Nara I live for your bangs Wait I have another apology oh I'm sorry I'm so sorry really quickly I have to apologize To the account foreign bangles on tiktok That that I

I wrongly accused of Uh selling me a bangle Sedated okay because It wasn't true they did Sell me the bangle So the bangle did come from there and i knew that because like i i traced him back okay but what i didn't know is there was a third party seller okay so today i get to honestly i'm just going to show you talking

alibaba dh gate for leopard cats well i was i was floored wait because i was like team i got tagged in a in a tiktok from foreign bangles And I'm like oh no What's this about So your bangle is not A foreign bangle Of course listen As you can see in the previous clips Brooks Goldfield was accusing me

Of selling her as a dated bangle Which isn't true at all I wish I could have Personally done business with her To at least give her The best experience But unfortunately She purchased the bangle

Off a previous client That later on resold it But then proceeded to Give it for a higher price Oh so you got the Marked up version I got a marked up second hand bangle so someone bought the bangle from foreign bangles and then just charged your ass and then

yeah and then charged me more which really means i did not buy from a breeder i bought a second hand bangle like it's a birkin gaining value oh that's insane and he got me i literally first try i was like yes i'll take it but but everyone accused me first of all like not really doing that but i was like i was i felt bad because i was like i know my bangle came from here and like this must be the guy who gave it to me but it wasn't it was like he bought it off of him just to resell him later it's crazy that people are doing like you can do that with a gram of weed or a birkin but like doing that with cats is fun i guess to like Wow Yeah but like Imagine how dirty

That money would feel Like I just Like I bought the Bengal For $4,000 I charged you $6,000 I just want to know How much he really cost Because I

Literally had to like Skip rent that month That's wild Oh you got bamboozled I got bamboozled But And yours is a little Malfunctioning as well

I know He's the runt But I love that about him Because he's like A little smaller But Chelsea Handler said That if you buy A second hand

A used designer animal It all cancels out So take my word for it Real quick I need to apologize My big end of the year apology Goes out to you Tessa Brooks

My girl I'm so sorry Big mis Miscommunication What do you mean? No I don't know Wait what'm so Sorry big miss miscommunication do you Mean no no not even a miscommunication What happened happened and I stand on That but I did not think that you were Going to get the amount of hate that you

Received for that conversation and that Is a lesson that we learned this year it Is and we were just talking about this Actually how we wish like on a lot of The things we said we could have just Turned the volume down a little bit yeah And I think I even said it in a way that Was like she ate honestly like she ate me up

Like she was right probably and then People still attack yeah it's kind of scary when you can't Like people I think sometimes assume like oh You knew it was gonna happen but sometimes I really do think I'm saying like like Bob gate I thought that was like a Lighthearted thing that I was saying and it turned into like a huge Smear campaign for this that is one of the Biggest lessons that I learned like

With doing social media this year genuinely Like and it's crazy because I've been doing this for 10 years I just think that the power that this podcast held this year taught me all new lessons like even today I want to tell this story about something so crazy fucked up that just happened to me on a set but like I'll get into it in a little bit but like I just I have to be so fucking careful with how I word it because like I don't want to lobby hate to undeserving parties and it's like you just forget that when you're in a fucking living room kiki you know with the girls yeah i know but i understand what you're saying it's like it's hard because it's like oh this happened to me but also like there is a level to it where it's like oh now this person's gonna get fucking tens of thousands of comments like

that's how i mean like oh like you know brie could have done something wrong someone could have done something wrong Well now I'm never gonna forget her name Again so anytime I see her out no more She moved to Hawaii She moved to Hawaii Yeah which island I wonder if I'll see her Shaking the competition I don't know her and Blake moved to

Hawaii and she's on day 12 of 75 hard Wow I love her No wait I'm all and I love you much more oh thank you that was really nice i took bb to get her wisdom teeth out the other day and um for the person who was walking us in just said sister or mom to me and i go friend and then i was like you know what i i honestly wasn't even offended in the moment because i like was kind of out of it so i was just like oh just friend and then we moved

along like literally two people later this another girl goes are you her sister or her mom you're lying i swear on my life and i this time i couldn't even i literally go i we're the same age and she goes oh i'm sorry like you know there's young mom she kind of got offended she was like there's young moms i'm like she's two years younger than me i guess yeah he's really pocket it doesn't i don't care i don't care if you're not certain it's like it's one thing you know what i mean you should have said are you her sister yeah are you her sister because if you think there's a chance i could be your mom like what a day maker that would have been for me but If you don't know that that's someone's mom

And you're going to ask I'm fucking 28 years old no I don't have a 26 Year old daughter I'm so upset about it it's like asking someone if they're Pregnant like you just don't do it anyway I had to Go get PRP micrometaling and under eye Oh my god We should I just

We kind of knew this was gonna happen so fair i debated cutting all of the comment because we have been weirdly having a lot of conversations about plastic surgery and filler lately i think just with the lindsey lohan of it all and stuff it's been something that's been on my for you page a lot and like the substance and like all these things that are making us think heavily about it yes and i think it's been more like prevalent on my mind i and i obviously i see all of the comments and i'm very torn like it's one of those things where i completely agree with everyone saying like in the comments like people saying if you're a young girl watching this don't be influenced by them to think that you need that and i've always said that from the jump like

in all of my videos of me getting filler, anything like that. I'm always like, don't let me make this decision for you. You can't let anyone make that decision for you. But at the same time, I walk into every single room in LA and it is like, that is one of five of the like buzzword conversations that are being had. And every single person on my for you page for

the most part or timeline or just celebrities in general have stuff and have told me they have stuff and like get this stuff and just hide it and lie about it and I do think there's a caliber of girls like myself who like I'm gonna get the lip flip anyway so I love to watch my favorite person talk about it in their experience so that when I go get it, I like know more like. That's good that you're transparent about it. And you too, like any like work that like anyone gets done, just being transparent about it is like what's important so that, you know, girls watching don't like hold themselves

to such a high standard because it's like they think they're like naturally supposed to like look a certain way. I think it's so much More harmful That so many people Get the work And lie about it 1000% I think so too

But yeah that's the thing Either side you're gonna get Like a little bit of hate But I also understand it Because we were really Going in on it like I need this I need that

Which is And I mean I even said it In that thing But it isn't like a latte And it's not something You should just go pick up But I do think If you're insecure about something

And you really really want it But I also think you've been so good about that like in your past too just being so open and honest even about like facetune or face app like because everyone does it every influencer in LA every girl like it doesn't fucking matter everyone's slightly editing their pictures even if it's like one hair out of place people are making edits and I just think it's so important that like you are so transparent about what you do so that way it's not putting out like this false image and being like this is just like what I look like good luck and I do think I should highlight more like the things that have also gone wrong in all of the times that I've done it like I'm always just talking about like oh now my ass is bigger

okay one time I got it and I literally couldn't walk for five days yeah under eye filler I had periorbital cellulitis for a year my eye was the size of a golf ball maybe that's something we do as like a video or like something like maybe for patreon or something because i've had so many more negative experiences from filler surgery whatever than i have had positive and you guys can see it honestly if you just scroll on my instagram so maybe i shouldn't talk about it so positively but it's like we're not like like I don't feel like my face is fucking filled with like really it's just a little Botox and like a lip flip like that's every bitch in LA has that you know we have just been going too

hard on it verbally and I just want to put a PSA out there that like y'all are beautiful the way you are and loving yourself is equally as important and like agreed and I did go on a real self-love journey where I actually did dissolve all my filler and that's when I started getting the comments that were like she looks so old and I'm like yeah y'all that's my fucking face I know that's like the that's the face I have dude I honestly I think I'm gonna advocate well I don't know kind of against Botox until you need it only because like I've gotten it twice in my forehead and like right here on my eye. And I never used to have the 11s. Like when I frown, I never used to have those.

And then I got injected here and now I have them. Well, you also know the Botox. Wait, what? It also you don't usually get them until you get older. I know. But this like it happened almost instantly. I really got the Botox. And then I was thinking it's like, because when you get Botox,

it makes certain muscles relax and like other muscles have to work harder. So I think, yeah. So I think now I have these new wrinkles that I didn't have before because of the Botox. So now I'm like, fuck that. I'm not getting that until I like really need it. Yeah, that's fair.

And I just say I had a wrinkle. I actually, like the reason I ever got it for the very first time, I'm not kidding. I need to like go back wrinkle I actually like the reason I ever got it for the very first time I'm not kidding I need to like go back and find that like the photos I was 14 with an actual deep set wrinkle like I don't know if it was just because I was so fucking stressed in my household and Vegas is really dry and I have dry skin but I like actually had a wrinkle I remember I went in to get the Botox for it they were like oh fuck no but do you remember I'm not kidding I had one like a deep set one I think in middle school I'm not kidding but that's because like every selfie you would

take did you guys always like raise your eyebrows like this oh my god yes oh sister so I had a line I was like wait that cannot be normal okay no more I'm serious I'm just gonna say I think there's a conglomerate of influencers who get shit and act like they don't and I'm never gonna be that person I think being honest and transparent about it it's also like having a podcast what'd you do this week i don't know i had a needle up my ass you know yeah like i just stepped out with like fucking knockers on me it's like what if i didn't say that i did that i know and people do that every single day and like more power to them if that's their journey but i almost think that it's my duty as someone to be honest about what i've gotten but it's also not me glorifying or telling anyone to go

get shit i was i was gonna talk about luigi mangione did you see that new picture that just dropped they are doing a really bad job at making him look like a villain they're making him look like the sexiest man in america i know but is that are we the problem like is america the problem no are you sure i'm like united health is it's crazy that he's facing a potential death penalty when there's like literal school shooters out there it is so fucking insane the way that they are like escorting him from place to place with 10 police officers surrounding him just because he killed someone in power sorry no no correct like i'm agreeing with you like what the fuck like yeah where is the same treatment For like serial killers mass shooters School shooters they're not getting

That they're acting like he's fucking Oh my god do you ever wonder if certain Things are just to distract us from like Other things 100% of course and now like I Am becoming some level of like a conspiracy Theorist because I'm like how many times can a conspiracy Come true before I like all of a sudden I'm on that

Team before you're fawn Yeah deep diving the earth is flat there is a dragon on the moon what moon you guys said there was no moon no no no the moon landing no moon landing should we talk about alabama oh my god lots is happening in alabama and bad baby land wait you guys kind of need to fill me in like i've heard tidbits i love alabama bad baby land by the way we have need to fill me in like I've heard tidbits I love Alabama bad baby land by the way we have to we have to tread lightly a little bit here because we got us ourselves into some hot water talking about Alabama I remember

honestly you know what I've always said I love that song of hers damn she was really literal in the studio eh if you let him out your sight He ain't coming home that was her exact Line and lo and behold Self Fulfilling prophecy I'm kidding but yeah so I guess the drama is so Bad baby you know that she was recently diagnosed

With cancer I do yes so She's been dealing with that she also Just had a baby oh Okay and her baby daddy Is some loser So she's been dealing with that. She also just had a baby. Oh, OK. And her baby daddy is some loser. And he there's a photo of him in bed with Alabama, like like laid up, like not in bed. Like after she had the child. Now there's like a recent picture of him in Alabama. Alabama says the photo was six months ago.

OK, but regardless, the photo's coming out now and like bad baby's talking about it now and she's like it's like this whole huge drama online I think bad baby is in a different place of her life right she's clearly going through some crazy things that most people could never imagine and I think I have always said like I think she her upbringing everything like difficult you know what I mean just all of it and like I feel for her in that sense I think that if this was bad baby four years ago she would be like Alabama would catch it I hope she releases a fucking track like I would love some like make a bitch levitate like like one of those songs like oh my god

oh you know something's coming she's she's cooking i used to like unironically stream gucci flip-flops i'm so serious there's nothing ironic about it she is a she's so talented have it she ate down she ate down and she was ahead of her time so i'm i'm really curious to see where this goes i think that where my mind is at has been like and god forgive me i don't even know how to put this into words without getting into trouble either what is going on psychologically to be raised in hidden hills and you know i'm maybe not fully raised but i mean since alabama was born all of those kids they've had so much money like you couldn't find another man at sprouts in calabasas like why is it bad babies man why are you

voluntarily putting yourself through these like struggles when like you don't like what is the psychological evaluation for like craving a struggle do you get what i'm saying i get no yeah i do get what you're saying do you mean just like the fact that she went for his or i mean her like bad babies man specifically? Maybe it's like she hasn't been met with any friction in her life. And so now she's like, you know what? Let me create some. But it's like you also see that with celebrities like Phoebe Bridgers dating Paul Mezcal.

And now Gracie Abrams is dating him. And like her and Phoebe used to be like this, which is crazy. Like, you know, Kris Jenner is just Exhausted Like Or is this Best case scenario because Alabama is releasing Rap music right now And who better to gather than Bad Baby's audience so like

Who better to have drama with right now Just tracks back and forth So like that's where my head is at like the Chris Jenner of it all I'm like Who is the best PR scheme Like we could Get at the moment Is Bad Baby

Because that's exactly Who would be listening To Alabama's music I didn't think about that That's true I did think about that But I guess I came To the conclusion

That there's no way This is a PR stunt Like I genuinely Don't feel like It's a PR stunt Maybe it's not But maybe it's like Kind of a combination

And then that leads me To like why are you Stealing Bad Baby's man when she's like going Through a lot like Or it could be like this guy's just a Rapper chaser you know what I mean Like maybe he's just like a clout chaser and he Coincidentally

Was with Danielle and then won at Alabama It is so interesting I was gonna say bad baby was on live and she's like talking All this shit about the man and then he like walks through The back of the frame and I was like say bad baby was on live and she's like talking all this shit about the man and then he like walks through the back of the frame and I was like honestly so so relatable I love her yeah I mean it's also her baby daddy yeah and just like it's yeah it's hard it's hard to leave oh I think she's I wonder if Courtney will continue to make music video appearances like that's what I just yeah for sure if Courtney's doing one thing it's riding with that man that she's with and

that includes his children yeah that is so fair it's just it's so simulation like if you just like said all of this five years ago you know what I mean like Courtney's gonna marry Travis Alabama's his kid she's gonna be beefing with that girl on Dr. Phil yeah yeah like it's it's all just like it's actually insane I do think that we are Going to get some Circa 2025 Bangers Out of this situation I like really mean that And who knows

I want a collab Is what I want I want an Olivia I'm a bad baby collab Will they work it out On the remix Will see Maybe

I need Olivia And Sabrina To work it out On the remix Imagine like a Sweet and sour collab Oh my god I know

I want Olivia Rodrigo To drop an album That isn't purple i've been seeing purple for so long i really don't like purple it's macaulay's favorite color so it turned over a new leaf for me i don't like purple either but i think it is interesting and like who cares right but like two albums in a row being purple is like who let that slide it's gotta mean something she's like easter egging like Taylor Swift. Maybe. Maybe I'm just not seeing the vision. She is purple though.

You know? But I want her to be like orange. Damn. Imagine being Olivia O'Brien and your name is Olivia and you're a pop singer and you release an album called Purple World and then Olivia Rodrigo comes and just purple worlds and her name's Olivia. I'd be like, bitch, that's literally my color on my name someone's gotta sue someone

brooke amber yes i have not fucking told you about this and honestly i was saving it for this moment so last week i get home right i take my elevator up to my floor and as i'm getting off of the elevator i hear one of my neighbor's doors open as i'm getting off of the elevator i hear one of my neighbor's doors open i don't think anything of it until i round the corner to go down the hallway and i see my next door neighbor's door like cracked open and it's just her head peeking out of it like this i'm like uh what the fuck i envision it like the shining dude it was so eerie and it was like late at night too so i'm walking down the hall like going towards her to get to my door and she's not

saying anything she's not moving she is just staring me down and not even like i'm not your post i even sound like a cunt but it looks like she abused the substance this woman is like she's got to be like late 60s coming out of her back and shit. She looks like Bathilda Bagshot from Harry Potter. Like this woman. She was like really kind of creepy looking. Not to be mean, but like it was really unsettling. So I'm walking down the hall. She's not saying anything.

She's just watching me and I go, hi. She doesn't answer me. Still just staring at me like, what the fuck? So I get to my door. I'm putting the key in and she goes, I like your vest. And I go, oh, thank you. I'm sorry. I'm moving. She doesn't say anything. She's still just watching me. fuck so i get to my door i'm putting the key in and she goes i like your vest and i go oh thank you i'm sorry i'm moving she doesn't say anything she's still just watching me i get into my apartment open the door i go have a nice day nothing just watching me i'm like did you tell

her where the vest was from or did you get hell no i get that shit and i just went on my merry way so i closed the door and i go to my roommate emily and i'm like dude the weirdest thing just happened this woman like our neighbor just i don't know I told her what had gone down and Emily was like well maybe she's just like older and lonely and like wants company I was like no I'm like I don't know how to describe this but it was really unsettling like it made me like my heart was racing I felt really scared I feel like you have to like validate those emotions right because like it was just an old like you wouldn't have felt that way she would have been sweet she'd have been like hi like she would have been talking to me engaging with me but this woman was not she was very stone cold just watching me you think she

was waiting for a postmate fuck no no fuck no um worth asking though honestly invalid very valid so whatever i tell my roommates about this they're kind of like ah like whatever it's probably nothing two days later my roommate olivia comes home and she's like you guys will not believe what the fuck just happened to me She goes to the neighbor that you were talking about I just rode up in the elevator with her And she starts asking me weird questions like oh what's your name where do you live oh what unit are you in She's going do you live alone Do you live alone My roommate's like uh

uh i don't know like i gotta go i gotta go just kind of brushes it off scurries into our apartment and whatever she tells us about this and she's like dude it was also so fucking weird because she was following right behind me like so close i could almost feel her breathing down my neck and i was like what the fuck the way I would start fucking with her like I'd turn around just trip her so I'm like this is so fucking weird like that same night I go to Ari's apartment and we go out onto his balcony to smoke a cig and his neighbor just so happens to be outside so we start like chatting up his neighbor like whatever he's like younger kind of cool like our age and I forget how he brings it up he's like yeah the woman on our floor that's been fucking with all of our packages i was like wait what and he goes yeah the woman who lives in apartment 208 has been fucking with everyone's packages

stealing packages kicking them down the hall like beating the packages and i don't know whatever and we're like what the fuck and he goes yeah like that's the reason why i got this ring camera on my front door because she like harasses me all the time i will do tell so he was like she literally will come to my door and bang on my door with her fists being like were you in my apartment were you in my apartment who was in my apartment blah blah blah and he's like i don't know what you're talking about like what's going? And apparently this is her thing. So the neighbor starts telling me and Ari about how she goes to neighbors, neighbors, neighbors doors and will like knock and be like, who were you in my apartment? Did you see anyone go in there? Like, blah, blah, blah.

Apparently she's been going up to like all the tenants being like, do you live here? What do you do? Do you live alone? Blah, blah, blah. Just asking very invasive questions so the neighbor ends up giving me his number and he was like listen anytime something like sketchy happens i have the ring camera i can send you the footage so i tell this to olivia my roommate and she was like dude you need to send me the footage from her following me down the hall not the drop box

literally the we transfer the we transfer for the fucking ring footage yeah you should make a shared folder so lo and behold My neighbor sends me The footage from that day Of the neighbor Following Olivia down the hall She is one foot Behind Olivia the whole time

Olivia opens up our door And the woman You can see her Try to like come in After Olivia Wait do you have it Yes Do you want to see

Yes You know what sucks Is like I fear I'm a hop skip And a jump away From this level of paranoia You aren't new new new new but that's it's so common and like especially people who are on like drugs and

stuff like okay so ready people are following them yeah olivia's in the front this is the woman oh hell no watch watch watch olivia goes into door. Look, she like turns to go in. And Olivia like slams the door. I know. I know. And we couldn't tell if it was like her trying to follow Olivia into our house or her trying to like look in and see. Really fucking weird. Right.

So maybe three nights ago, I'm home alone. Emily comes into the door and she goes did you leave a bottle of shampoo out like about our front door i go no what the fuck she's like yeah there's like a random bottle of redken out our fucking front door good shampoo honestly it wasn't not the subtle dig she's all y'all greasy so y'all need that all soft so I call Olivia and I'm like Hey did you happen to like drop shampoo On your way out or something like what And Olivia was like no I had to like run out For my job

So like I was like running late but I saw that Like so weird with the way that things have been going It's probably this woman so I text my neighbor I'm like hey do you have ring footage from the past Like 15-20 minutes I need to see something He doesn't even send the footage He simply texts back cops are on the way I go okay the fuck is going on so now I'm like uh Emily something cops are coming here like what the fuck he ends up calling me and my neighbor is

going this woman's fucking insane um she basically went through our apartment hallway taking shampoo bottles and dumping shampoo all over the floors the walls went to his door and poured shampoo and oil all over his door what the fuck i don't know what's the shampoo like what about shampoo i don't know so i'm like what the fuck the cops end up coming and i was like at first thinking like maybe like i'll go talk to the cops, tell them what's been going on with me and how she's been harassing my roommates. There's also been multiple other times.

I've been coming in. There was one time I brought Ty home with me. And she poked her head out again. She's asking Ty all these questions like, oh, what's your name? Do you live here? What do you do? Blah, blah, blah. Just weird.

Always interrogating people. And you know Ty, he's lying. He's like, my interrogating people. And you know, Ty, he's lying. He's like, my name's Jeff. Like, I don't know. My name's Jeff. I was imagining Ty like, well, my name is Jeff. Like scared.

He was so scared. He went inside. He was going. I was like debating on talking to the cops about it and like sharing like my encounters with her. And my roommate was like, honestly, don't like get yourself involved. She's clearly kind of like unwell yeah you don't give her like retaliate

exactly don't give her any reason to like you know involve you in this me and emily started decorating decorating our christmas tree and all of a sudden we hear commotion galore happening in the hallway so us being nosy bitches like we run to the door she has her head to the door or her ear to the door i'm like looking at the peephole i see eight cops leaving like walking down the hallway and then in back like behind all of them is her getting wheeled out like on a stretcher absolutely detained like her arms strapped down her legs strapped down she is getting wheeled out and there are like eight cops around her it was the craziest thing what and then trailing behind them was like her ex-husband Who used to live at the apartment And then he like moved out

Two years ago So So what was he doing there? Get there So Oh I'm on the edge of my seat Right

We hear like the elevator go down So obviously she like You know Is being escorted out And we hear our neighbor Who has like been sending me Like the ring footage Talking with the cops

So me and Emily Like stick our head out the door And we're kind of like picking up on things the cop is saying basically what's going on is that she is bipolar schizophrenic and she believes that she is being poisoned by the water in her apartment and whatever was in her shampoo bottle she thinks that she's being poisoned and our neighbor with the ring camera is fucking with her, essentially. Oh. Which is really fucking sad, but also really scary. Yeah. That's so hard because it's like, it's so scary. Yeah.

Like, literally what you said, it's so sad. It's just, it's only sad because imagine how scared she is, like, genuinely believing that that's happening, but also no excuse to wreak havoc. But also I would have mace the size of a Fire extinguisher right like it's like it Is kind of scary just because it's like I Don't know coming home like late at night I'm always like so hyper aware of my

Surrounding scared that like because She's like obviously like not in a right State of mind I'm scared that she might Do something like crazy to me or like my Roommate I don't know yeah it's also Like the the like little old scary Murderous woman yeah it's also like the the like little old scary murderous woman yeah it's like a movie yeah no it like arguably if it was a man it would be less scary because it's like duh like you know and like her looks kind of like don't help him like

yeah like a little old scary woman is like it's giving insidious it's giving oh right um so basically i don't fucking know so basically, like, in the cop proceeds to say her ex-husband has been trying to, like, file a court case against her for two years and gather evidence because, like, she's been, like, abusive to, like, him and her daughter. Like, I don't know. All this shit. And, like, he's been, like, involved in her life trying to, like, get her help. This and that.

Apparently, like, lately, she's really, like, started to rapidly decline. That's why she's been So active lately So she got 5150'd that night But Well that's good For everyone involved Honestly her and The neighborhood

But now she's released And she's back in the apartment And there's ring footage Of her like at 4am Just like waltzing Through the halls I feel like you need To set up like a booby trap

I know it's just like Free candy sign Like net drops down Just like a box With like cheese on there You need to just put on Honestly So I used to know Someone's just like free candy sign like net drops down just like a box you need to just put on it honestly so I used to know someone who was like this and they just put signs on all their like they thought someone was following them around so they just put signs on all their windows that said like I do not blog which I don't know what the what the connection was but maybe you

should just put a sign on your door that says I'm not involved wait I do not what it is unimportant but just just tell her like I have no idea i'm not i'm not a part of this like i i'm not poisoning your shampoo push put a thing on your door that says i'm getting poisoned too no because then she's gonna like try to have meetings with me yeah being like let's team up not me sally from 207 yeah literally one door over yeah like no not i said the fly oh so whatever like this has all been happening it's been like really fucking weird and stressful it's the worst too because it's just like going home like like that adding that to like the stress of life is like

crazy i know i've been like so on edge and again like i'm sure she's like so sweet and like obviously i don't know she doesn't mean hopefully like doesn't mean any harm but she's just not in the right state no definitely doesn't mean harm and um but it's just like and especially with LAPD it's like until you obviously knock on wood but I'm just saying like yeah the cop was saying like there's really nothing that we can do unless obviously happens yeah unless someone gets hurt or like there's like an active threat but this morning I'm driving the Tana's I stop and get gas I open up my gas tank. My fucking screw.

Like, my lid is gone. It was cut off. It was cut. Like, with scissors? It was snipped right off. Yes. Did someone siphon your gas? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Wait, wouldn't you be gasless? Well, I was already, like, low on gas. So, like, I didn't realize. Imagine how frustrating that would be if you were trying to siphon gas from somebody and then they were just on E. That's me. But then it then it's like damn don't cut off my fucking gas cap just

leave it wait i'm not screw it off i don't get or no that had to be someone who was missing their own gas cap i know it had you know what i'm saying because like you don't have you could just unscrew it but then i'm like is it her i'm like is she coming after me like that off as a coincidence like in my opinion that is not a coincidence And dude like my car has been fucked with before in the past too Like not my new car but like my old white jeep Has been fucked with Like there have been multiple times

Where I've came out of my apartment There were like McDonald's fries The first incident McDonald's fries on my like um The hood of my car Baby that was me I know I'm like wait you're not fooling me with this one

I didn't think anything of it. I was like, oh, whatever. It's probably like Ari or something. And then there was another time I like went around the back of my car and there was like a screw drilled into like my spare tire on the back. I was like, that's fucking weird. Obviously, I didn't just run that over. It's on the back of my car.

A screw deliberately drilled into the back. And then another time I came out and there was like a giant massive branch placed on like the back of my car i wonder if this is all oh someone yeah yeah maybe this has been going on for a while and you just like didn't know about it yet i don't fuck i'm really trying to figure out how you can like get on maybe you get like a cop uniform and you convince her that like you're a cop and you can help her right how do you get on like her good graces i know to where it's like you and her against the yeah that's the thing like i feel like you just have to out crazy her like like i'm with you sister like i pour shampoo back i'm like me too yeah conditioner yeah full routine yeah so

that's been fucking going on that's scary but i wonder what that is so if i guess you don't have all the information but i wonder how long she's been like presenting symptoms. So our neighbor that has the ring camera says that she's been fucking with him like the longest. Like this has been ongoing for like a month or two, but it hasn't started like ramping up until like the past week or so. I wonder if it's like a drug induced like psychosis situation.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the actual facts on this but like someone was saying or i heard on a podcast the other day that you most often are diagnosed with schizophrenia like before you're 24 so i wonder if she's just always been schizophrenic yeah and just like was medicated before maybe she's off her meds now is there well yeah i guess i don't know a lot about it damn i don't know why like honestly the schizophrenics follow me i have another story about my old boss telling me that he was framed for murder but i'll save that for another day at what point is it like are we attracting the

crazies i think i just really fear i'm like because i'm so paranoid like it always scared and it's gotten worse over time in my life my paranoia and i don't know if it's all valid or like am i gonna be like that when i'm like way older i know well now it's like i'm starting to become her because like now she has me on yes she's like going to my door like looking through the peephole and i'm like oh my god i'm becoming her wait this is like a movie i feel like somebody's right about this bad way jesus scary i i'm just happy that you're like feeling some sort of sense of like uneasiness about it though because i had that uh scary neighbor and i was just like oh whatever let her cook and also also like tana knows i'm so the type that it's like i think i'm invincible i'm never scared of shit i'm just kind of like

like whatever you both are like that it's so it's so i'm like so the opposite it's crazy and this is the first time where i've like really been freaked out so like that's how i know it's kind of severe because normally i just write off. I'm like, yeah, whatever. Like after instance number three, then I'm like,

okay. Especially just when something's ramping up. It's always scary. Cause it's like, what are they going to do next? Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sorry. You need to keep like, um, you need to have one of those not brass knuckles. I know you really do need like pepper spray or something. It's ass to have to feel like you have that in your own apartment building. But damn, honestly, anybody watching, please in the comments below, if you have any crazy

neighbors, can you please share your story? I don't know why, but a crazy neighbor story always gets me going. I had that one, the crazy one. But then in this building, like that was my old building in this building recently. I was sitting in bed or this was last year, but I never talked about on the podcast because I felt guilty about it. But I was sitting in bed or this was last year but um i never talked about on the podcast because i felt guilty about it but i was sitting in bed and um i heard my door open and i was like hello and a guy just answered hello and i was like um did you just open my door and he goes uh yeah sorry wrong apartment i go but how the fuck did your key open because i have a fob

that's the fob lifestyle horrifies me for that reason i've seen too many movies and shows he was like oh my god i'm sorry well what he said was oh i'm sorry wrong apartment and go hold on wrong apartment or no he said my key still works for your apartment and i said why the fuck did you just try to use your key on my apartment knowing it's not your apartment and he goes oh no no like this used to be my apartment but like i had just had this instance with like the other girl who was like low-key stalking me so i was like i i start screaming at him i'm like why the fuck are you trying my apartment like what the fuck are you doing get the fuck out like blah blah and then i closed the door and through the door he's like i'm so sorry like this used to be my apartment

like blah blah and he was like i'm i'm so sorry like i have a key my boyfriend has a key i'm gonna leave the key my key here with you so you feel safe like i felt so guilty about it and he was like i'm i'm so sorry like i have a key my boyfriend has a key i'm gonna leave the key my key here with you so you feel safe like i felt so guilty about it and he went downstairs and he like they wrote me a letter from the front and they were like he really did used to live in this apartment like it was a complete accident at least they sent that fucking letter and that's on the apartment for i know but i was so mean to him that i felt so guilty about it forever and he um he brought me he sent me flowers and he wrote me a letter and he was like just uh he was like this is my number like blah blah and I texted the number and I was like I am so sorry Like that I reacted that way I was just like really paranoid I told him the story never responded to me But like very valid reaction on your part even the flowers would have me tripped up I would be like stop

Leave me alone oh my god no but he was like he was also like a nice gay guy too so it's like I Felt safe around him I guess that's true. But like at the time I couldn't see him. I could only hear him. So it was like a man just walked into my apartment. Yeah, that's awful. That's so terrifying. Okay.

Speaking of not being safe around a man. As you know, I have been on my like side quest journey of a century lately. I'm back in that era. I feel like I go through phases where I just like, I have a couple months where I've just accidentally said yes to everything. And I find myself, you know what I mean? Just on the most random side quests of life. Right. Yeah. And a while ago, an old friend of mine hit me up to be a part of this project. Right. And I'm not going to say who like in hopes to keep the identity of all of this concealed but I'm sure people will find out and what I want to say is if people find out if you do find out don't go send hate because this isn't anyone that you would know's fault you know what I mean like I just I really want to like the

person who I did this project with and for like I love so much so I feel like even guilty like associating this like with his name and with his whatever and I've debated telling the story on the podcast all week but like I just fucking hate men and I cannot believe this happened to me like yeah so I'm whatever I'm just I'm gonna tell it but it has nothing to do with the person who put on this project anyways um so yes I agreed to this project months ago and it's one of those things where I'm like, the fans will really love it. Very nostalgic. Like it's for a niche group of people. But like, I'm going to do it

and just like be a good friend and whatever. And then the night before I get my call time and it's 9 a.m. downtown Los Angeles. I need to be there full glam. I need to be downtown in Los Angeles at 9 a.m. full glam i need to be downtown in los angeles at 9 a.m full glam that's like an hour away honestly no i went to bed per usual just insomnia i'm always gonna go to bed late i went to bed at like four and literally woke up at like 6 30 like i got two and a half hours of sleep i wake up i do the glam we're on our way and even just in the car I like can't feel my hands like you know

when you're just so fuck and I'm like oh my god I'm about to be at a 12-hour shoot all day like trying to serve and give and slay and have a personality and like I'm on I can't feel my hands and so we get there and then I'm getting styled I'm getting dressed and I always say this like I are you ever really serving? If you're not in a little bit of pain. So per usual, it's just one of those things where I'm like corseted, tits up to my neck, like kitten heel whole night. And I have to be like running around in all of this.

I'm so uncomfortable. It's like 930 in the morning. There's all of these other characters there as well. I don't want to like say all the people. Let's just say I walk into like characters screaming whatnot I had a youtuber come up to me and tell me that they're like at 9 30 in the morning I'm standing there like full fully ready like in a fucking gown and I'm having a youtuber tell me that their parent just passed away and they turned their ashes into marijuana and then they smoked their parent

and I'm like it's 9.30 in the morning and I'm downtown and this YouTuber is telling me about how they smoked their dead parent and

Is that against the law? That's like cannibalism I don't know dude in some way shape or form and I'm just like geez Louise what did I wrote myself into right

and we get to one of these and again it's not like negative I'm still like very happy to be doing this and like it's it's very much so it's not like negative I'm still like very happy to be doing this and like it's it's very much so for the final product so I'm like listen I might have to suffer today but like I'm happy nostalgic I'm you know what I mean like I'm just I'm happy I'm doing

this whatever right and we're in one of those buildings downtown where it's like floors and floors of like different set departments and like sets stuff. And the set that we're shooting in is underneath the building. It is in the basement of this giant building downtown. So I walk down to shoot. My phone immediately goes on SOS. Oh, no. It's freezing outside, so it's cold. Of course, I'm dressed like a slut.

I feel like this is always happening to me, where someone has me dressed like a slut, and it's fucking wintertime, and then here I am. I'm just physically, and I'm'm dying I'm so tired right and we start shooting eventually after filming for a while and again we're just down in the rickets of this basement like and I will say like the but the production was budged like there were a million people hired on set and like a million things going on all the departments all the things like I'm very happy to be a part of it again but even just being on set I feel like one in every like 30 set days that I have you walk in and the production company is all

men from like the rickets of Los Angeles yeah okay I thought someone was coming in my back door. It's just my neighbor. It's just like, again, 90% of the time you'll be on a set with all men and they're all very just like normal, like younger. They're a vibe. They're respectful. Like even just audio guys putting stuff on you, like they're going to ask you, they're

going to make sure you're comfortable, whatever. These men from this production company just weren't giving that like and it was just like very creepy like like I just the vibes with every every interaction I had with every single person like just the mic guy it was like he's not asking me he's all up in my guts he's like very weird like heavy breathing like complimenting me like I do appreciate a compliment but it's like weird when you're underground in a basement and then men are like you look so beautiful today Tana and they look like a fucking gremlin and you're like my phone's on SOS and like it's just yeah time and place no one's

like no one's around like Paige is upstairs she can't be with us shooting so I'm and my phone's on SOS I'm just what the fuck and so eventually I have a little side quest okay I'm just like, what the fuck? And so eventually I have a little side quest, okay? I'm solo from everyone else that I'm filming with, right? And I'm already just like four hours into this. And like the energy of the whole thing of like what is being made is also very much not like things that I'm normally doing. Like I'm screaming and I'm running and I'm like physically exerting myself in so many ways that I normally like wouldn't be yeah and so I'm just dead and finally I have a little like side quest right and so along with the hired production crew there's hired actors

right and all of these hired actors are wearing masks, like scary, like, like horror nights, like horror actors almost, right? And so I have this little side quest with one of these horror actors, okay? And so I get dragged into a freezer, okay? A meat freezer. There's like things hanging from like the ceiling, like whole never that and there's a camera on me getting dragged by this man and then they're like okay your next scene is that you're gonna be chained to the ceiling so now i'm fucking standing there getting chained to the ceiling at 11 a.m downtown in a gown with a corset in a meat freezer with my phone on sos and it's 40 degrees and i'm like you're lying you're lying what do you mean i'm being chained to the ceiling in a meat freezer in a gown right

now at 9 a.m downtown and this youtuber just smoked their dead parent what do you mean okay and is there evidence and are there photos and can i see them right i think i do have some photos actually um and so then the camera guy walks away. And now I'm just in this freezer, chained to the ceiling with a man in a horror mask. Right. And he starts talking to me and he's like, hey, I'm JJ. And I'm all, hey. Hi, JJ. I'm Tana literally chained chained to the ceiling I'm like this is fucking kind of creepy like now there's no cameras like the set it was huge down there as well so like the nearest people were like 25 30 feet away whatever right and this man looks at me I swear to fucking god through the mask I don't know what he looks like and he looks at me and he says this is my dream having you chained up no this is my dream having you chained up so i would scream and then he goes

perfect and i'm so i'm so and then i just look at him and i mean again arms i'm chained up i'm in a fucking hot pink kitten heel i'm fucking livid i turned him and i go what the fuck did you just say and he looks at me and he goes nothing like it was better you didn't hear it anyway and i'm like bitch i heard you i'm in this meat freezer meat freezer and this man whatever and then and then he's just like laughing on and imagine not knowing what someone looks like yeah i was gonna say like what if he took the mask off and he looked like like a a Montana boy? Um, did eventually took it off and didn't. Um, that's so never okay.

By the way, but all of a sudden I'm like my dream too. Tell me. And so then I'm just waiting there. Chain to the fucking ceiling with this man. He has like one of those chainsaws, like with the like fucking sound. It's like this whole thing.

Right. And eventually I'm freed. Right. And I have to go shoot one more fucking thing okay and we all go to shoot this scene and i wish i could just like say the people because it makes it so much fucking funnier like i'm gonna believe this but like it's me okay and so this is my last scene of the day i'm like how much worse can this get and again just like more creepy interactions with guys and there's like I can't express you the way it looks down there like just like random saws and

shit strewn about whatever I almost trip over a cord and eat shit in my kitten heel like I'm I'm I'm freezing my phone's on I'm tapped out and we're finally shooting this last scene okay and I have my hand on another fellow influencer okay I have my hand on another fellow influencer, okay? I have my hand on her shoulder, and now she's about to get taken away as well by one of these horror actors, right? And I have my hand on her shoulder, and the same guy who came up to me and said all that, mind you, he's still on set, he's still doing his thing, he's whatever,

he comes up to grab this other influencer away, and I have my hand on her shoulder, okay? And he's wearing he comes up to grab this other influencer away and i have my hand on her shoulder okay and he's wearing these like big like mitts like prosthetic it's not like human hands you know what i mean and he slams his fucking hand hard as fuck on her shoulder and my hand is on her shoulder and my pinky inverts my pinky inverts Mind you, everyone is screaming because like someone's getting taken away. So now I'm like, like at the top of my lungs because he just broke my pinky.

The same man who literally assaulted me in a freezer just broke my pinky and no one even knows I'm in pain because like everyone else, everyone is screaming. Everyone thinks that bitch put that on my IMDb. Okay. Breaks my,

and now I bet it was believable as fuck i bet you ate in that scene girl i don't need i can't even believe like my pinky's just now fine it's like been a week i like was in a 10 out of 10 of pain like still had more shit to shoot and then now this guy is like apologizing to me like takes the mask off mind you didn't look like a montana boy um takes the mask off and then he's like following me around set like apologizing to me for like breaking my finger and I'm like, this is my worst nightmare.

Like now I'm consoling this man. I'm like, it's okay. Ugh. She's like spewing real blood. They're like, damn FX is getting good. That's like actually like such a scary fear

like getting actually murdered or something on like a murder movie set. No, it's so crazy. It was just so crazy and it's just like, well, I'm sorry. Ew it was just so crazy and it's just like well i'm sorry ew i just left with like i just like it was one of those days i was really like god i hate the male species like i really left with this just like extreme frustration and anger and disdain

and it's just so frustrating too because i feel like it's like you don't even like everyone else is dressed in their ways and i know it's very me to have like my tits up and like be all like blonde, like whatever. But like in that environment, it's so awful. Like it was just like I couldn't even fucking believe it. It has nothing to do with the person who put this on. Like obviously he just hired a production company. And like you can't assume 40 out of 40 men are all going to be not creepy. In fact, you can't assume even.

Even that. Yeah. And it's like 41 out of 40. They're always going to be creepy're always gonna be creepy yeah it was just it was so not on him and like I just want to stress that enough but I could not believe it and I'm just like really thinking to myself too like I just couldn't believe it like when I was in that freezer chained to the ceiling and this man is saying like perfect I'd love to have you chained up I was like oh my god like what if I just wasn't me like what if I just like like I feel like I'm

very like abrasive and like you know like yeah like yeah it's one it's one thing to say that in general but like you of all people would be like understanding and be like oh haha you're not like what the fuck did you just say i'm saying like i'm confrontational and i'm like i was saying like like you would get the humor yeah but he wasn't joking like he was able not a fucking joke like i cannot stress that to you enough like his tone his everything he was't joking like he was it was not a fucking joke like i cannot stress that to you enough like his tone his everything he was not kidding and i was like oh my god like you know what i mean just like what if this wasn't me yeah and like i almost like fully like fond to like before i said what the fuck did you say i was gonna say nothing because i'm sitting i'm

chained to the ceiling i think it was like the environment made it so much scarier i'm in this freezer i'm underground It's cold I have no service I'm by myself All these things And I was just like I was just imagining

So many things And it's just so crazy Like Cause also like If you didn't say that Who's to say Like he wouldn't have Kept going

And like Been even more Creepy towards you Yeah Like he got away With it the first time So let me keep going Like thank god

You reprimanded him Mmhmm Do I fucking hate men you should Have gotten unchained and smacked him over the head With your stupid fucking I know Bullity little finger I know Yeah so yeah and then broke My finger like of all people it's just like

Are you fucking kidding me have I not suffered Enough and like this is just what I get for like The side quests you know what I mean like I just Know I love your side quest don't let a man ruin it for you Because this is fun and exciting For everybody involved except for him because he's gonna um probably get fired and he should yeah he really it just was so crazy to me like i just like men are men on sets like it's so crazy like you're getting paid to come do a job and be a professional and you you feel so comfortable to be able to like act like that. If men have anything, it's always the fucking audacity.

And once again, like the people putting it on just like, because obviously also after it happened, I went and like told fucking everyone because I'm also mean. Yeah, so is that why he came and apologized to you? No, he broke my finger. Oh, so he knew he broke your finger. He wasn't apologizing for what he said. Oh, okay.

He was only apologizing for like my finger. And then it was so weird too he just looked at me and he was like you need your pinky to hold the hammer and i was like what are you gonna kill me later like what the fuck do you think that was all a part of his plan like make sure that you were like suffering so right use your hand properly like what how crazy is that i just like actually couldn't believe and i was just like really like damn ew yeah i don't know i'm sorry i wasn't gonna tell the story but i just feel like it's like if that happened to me in a hollywood set in 2024 it's just like it's like so scary that people just like like that

it's just so bold though like well like you said though in 2024 like have we not seen enough of this like how long are we gonna learned yeah like specifically yes exactly like if i was a man on set and i would be so overly even that like even just something as simple as like the mic guy like immediately just coming up and putting something to my bra instead of asking like caught me off guard because i'm like so used to men being like you know like overly like is well yeah because i feel like there's usually like like major um precautions like taken in a situation like that because of how much has

happened yeah like no one should be left alone with like yeah i get it but i really just because again even just the people putting it on were so nice to me and like making sure i was good and like whatever like i i'm not i literally only blame like the that awful man you know what i mean and any awful men that day that were like awful But like It's no one else's fault I just can't stress that enough But like Jeez Louise Ugh ew Death to men

All of them Except for Erin Yeah Always Amish would never Ever Do you know what I Um

Reject What Gender reveals Wait Why Do tell I'm just pissed Like

And you know what I'm No seriously like because obviously i'm so happy for any of my friends who are having babies and stuff but also like a gender reveal like i just don't i don't know if i understand it and maybe i'm just a hater and maybe when i get pregnant and like want to have children i'll feel completely differently about it but right now i'm like oh i'm supposed to show up to your baby shower your gender reveal your first birthday party second birthday party like it is a lot

For somebody else's little lint Liquor so are you saying like the celebration around It or like when you have a kid you're gonna wait Till you pop it out to see what they are no like like The celebrate like like smoke In the sky oh yeah Like I know you're saying fireworks Going off like an airplane dropping

Fuck yeah you know what I mean like I don't like that Like I want to be like I love when people do like the little like cake i think it is an intimate moment like i feel like if i was having a gender reveal i wouldn't be like gather around everybody and you know it always is it's the disappointed like man or husband but like that would be me like not that i like i don't really have any specific gender that i want but also like i you have to have a feeling and so like just the like being wrong but it's always men being so fucking mad and like throwing a tantrum if it's a girl yes so sad did you did you guys see the video of the uh guy they find out it's a boy and he just fucking freaks out and runs all his guy friends come and they like hug and they celebrate and the wife is just no one's

nobody goes near the wife like as if she's completely uninvolved imagine the husband like turning to his boys and being like fuck yeah instead of like coming to you and like hugging you and kissing you and celebrating with you like it better be me first the one cooking his baby by the way like oh no no no no no those fireworks would be pointed at his head yeah no but so crazy i don't know I just was thinking about it Because I was supposed to go to a gender reveal recently And I was like kind of Yeah I was feeling guilty about not going

But then I was like you know what You could have shot me a text I've been pitching this for literally ever But I think all things should be grouped into quarters Okay Like once a quarter Everyone who needs to have a gender reveal All at once

Everyone goes whatever All weddings Everyone groups in their quarter quarters okay like once a quarter everyone who needs to have a gender reveal all at once everyone goes whatever birthdays everyone groups in their quarter and then it's one big birthday every i just it would be so great kind of same thing with like weddings obviously you know me and my college friends and stuff like everybody's getting married or engaged and stuff so the amount of like bachelorettes weddings like destination everything like that everyone's Expected to go to and every bride Has a bridal shower Engagement party a bachelorette Joint weddings more like I

Always talk about joint weddings with my friends and I like Mean it like I could see myself being like I'll marry Makoa and like if one of my other friends is engaged Like it's like Coachella like you go to Like different stages not kidding it's like I'm getting I'm giving birth at Sahara tent Like it's such it's so crazy and it's such a huge financial undertaking for like everybody involved and to expect everybody to pay all that money to you or like for you like especially like not even

destination weddings but like my friends back home in massachusetts if they're getting like married or it's someone's birthday and it's like i have to pay 500 for a one way to go to your what like yeah not you nikki though i love you and your wedding was fucking gorgeous no and i love that's the thing i love i have so much fun with it and i love doing all of it but i always think about it like because i'm like damn like what if like for example people who's want they get one vacation a year and now they have to waste it on like someone else's wedding like that sucks i think people just should be more understanding In like all realms of things

Like that yeah I don't think I would fault for Somebody for not being able to attend my wedding Although now that I'm saying it out loud I'm like wait I kind of like get upset with people for not Coming to my birthday I'm at an Age now where it's like birthdays And celebrations and anniversaries And thanksgivings I don't care

Like I'm old enough where it's like if you can't make it to my birthday I'm not gonna be mad or offended I'm just like you know what you have your own shit going it is what it is Can't make it to my wedding alright Yeah I think our friend you know Nikki Your friend who was like also my friend we never knew She just made a post about this It's like a really common thing for people like when you're

Having a wedding like to just not show up And like a wedding it's so Expensive sometimes it's like a thousand dollars Ahead like that you're spending to throw The wedding for the person and they just Don't show up yeah what do you know Showing is what do you mean like no Showing to a wedding like like like

You're the bride no no no like saying You're coming to someone's wedding and They're not going because it's like they Spend money on like your seat your meal Your every everything yeah because you Pay for everything per person that's There like the bar everything so it can like they spend money on like your seat your meal your every everything yeah because you pay for everything per person that's there like the bar everything so it can be like something like even at a really like inexpensive wedding it can be like a thousand dollars per person that's there

i remember trevi like didn't show up to whatever the hell me and jake did and like she was supposed to be in the like bridal party like she was she was a bridesmaid. And like everyone was so up in arms about that. And I remember Trevi, she like slept through it for like a couple of days. And she finally woke up to all the texts of everyone mad. And she was like, y'all are out to lunch. Like this isn't real. This is like what the I'm not like, fuck you. Like what in the TMZ wedding?

She was so ahead of her time. Like I remember I was like so hurt That Trevi didn't go It's like girl You are lost You are lost Bigger fish to fry At that time Like you were live streaming

That wedding Yeah like She was there probably Yeah Pay per view Like she was watching On Patreon But I remember

All of us were sitting We're like Like we couldn't believe That Trevi missed it Like we were like How dare you Like you're like, how dare you? Like you're my bridesmaid. Missing it as a bridesmaid, though, is pretty crazy.

But like like Trevi being like, get a fucking grip, y'all. Like it's so real. I love that. Double down. She was ahead of her time with that. I'm not going to lie. I think I want to have a wedding that's like I literally want to just have a big party and have everyone show up. And like I'm wearing a beautiful white dress. Yeah, I think that want to have a wedding that's like I literally want to just have a big party and have everyone show up. And like I'm wearing a beautiful white dress.

Yeah. I think that's amazing. I'm like I just want my wedding to be me and my husband or wife. And that's that. I just I would love to spend all that money on like a vacation or like a town payment on a house. Right. Yeah. I want a destination wedding but I really do want like a joint joint joint.

Like I think it'd be so fun if like three of my other friends were getting married and i want to like normalize that this is i what i will say about that is like i love it in theory but it's kind of like what i always tell you about like getting in a plane crash with you it's like you don't want to get in a plane crash with you oh yeah yeah i always say like like whenever me and tana are like on a jet which like funny thing just even say aloud but like I'm like that I would die if this was the plane that went down because the headlines would all read Tana Mongeau and friends yeah someone was just saying that the other day everyone is always saying that to me I'm like no one's gonna die like we're good you know what I'm saying like no one wants to be like the other two

having a wedding with Tana Mongeau and Makoa no one's coming to my Coachella set no one's coming to my wedding set I didn't think about it like that god damn it but I just oh budget cuts weddings are expensive weddings are so expensive and they're so beautiful and they're so fun so I will go to every wedding I get invited to but what kind of wedding do you love weddings do you want like beach do you want Vegas I think it depends I've never thought that much about my I was never like a wedding Pinterest board maker because I always have like every man would have been a completely different scenario because it's like you know you're not gonna have the same wedding if like you're dating one person that you would for another does that make sense I have such a strict vision on my wedding really you will

conform really yeah wait tell me about it I want to have a gorgeous chapel I already see like my gorgeous little dress and I want to walk down the chapel I already see Like my gorgeous Little dress And I want to Walk down the aisle To video games Wait really Can you do that Can you No it's a

Wait what can you Not get married in If you're not Catholic A church Can you just get married In a church And not be religious

Are you religious Yeah No I was like I did my First communion But I didn't do My confirmation

So it's like I technically Can't get married But like yes you can Really You know how many Crooked churches There probably are Did my first communion But I didn't do my Confirmation so it's Like I technically can't Get married but like yes You can really you know How many crooked churches There probably are Yeah there's got to be

Some sort of like Black market Because it's like And in today's society It's like pop tag the Chapel I'm agnostic I'm still Going to get married in

A gorgeous little church Yeah churches are just So beautiful I think I would Literally catch fire if I tried to marry in a Church I think I need a Vegas moment.

The ring, like, wouldn't slide on. It's like, zzz, zzz, zzz. Like, too magnificent. I could see you having, like, a Courtney and Travis, like, Vegas wedding. Now that I'm thinking about it, like, you know what? I really, I always feel this way. Like, I just went to a wedding, and every time I leave a wedding, I go home, and I get sad.

Like, do you know the feeling, like, when you're a little kid, and Christmas is over, and you're really sad? Mm-hmm. Like, do you know the feeling like when you're little, a little kid and Christmas is over and you're really sad? Like my wedding cannot be one day. Yeah. Like I think it's like. Sometimes it's like a week. A destination wedding is usually like a week long. In order, I think for me to like save it to the hard drive,

I need it to be more than one day. Well, yeah, because that's scary. You ever have a bad day and it just didn't happen. It's like, oh, oh, fuck. Right. Right. Am I in mood? I'd be waking up pissed as fuck all the time I would be Furious imagine waking up the morning

After your wedding and you're like oh I just spent fucking $200,000 or more That's what inspires remorse of all time And now it's all just gone And we're just back in our house So that fucking Susie and Sammy can go talk shit about the food You had at your wedding Saying that their fucking salmon was dry Oh I'd be so mad And like we're just back at our house. And what so that fucking Susie and Sammy can go talk shit about the food you had at your wedding.

Like yeah. Saying that their fucking salmon was dry. Oh I'd be so mad. And that happens. And every time I hear it happen. Every time I hear someone say anything negative about a wedding. I literally like I cringe inside. Because I'm like if this happened to me I would be sick.

I am also so passionate about it just being like. Maybe live stream gate really gave me this clarity. But like just being the People closest to me like that literally Like fuck suzy and sammy like you know i Don't want anyone that like it's so Crazy same i'm in a uh wedding party Right now i'm a bridesmaid with 17 other Girls we are there's 17 but also me which Also is so fun though because it's like

All our color like it's like girls i've Always i don't even know 17 people like Well this is our very tight in it um like blood sisters dead serious that's so crazy this one's um honestly like nothing important but just really fucking weird my um what was i calling him greg my greg reached out on December 9th, sent me film photos that he took of me at his house. No context. Sent the pictures. Oh, you look amazing.

Thank you. Wait, where'd you get that dog? With his crusty dog. Yeah, that dog looks like it's been somewhere we haven't. Smells like Fritos. So you love that when a man has a dying dog and you're just like, let me stop. No, he's really. Wait, hold on.

I'm like, no, please keep going. Honestly, finish your sentence. Like, look at the cataracts In his eyes Stop But like to you It's the cutest dog ever Because you like the boy You know what's fucked up

About LA In the time that film develops Like Oh yeah So this He reached out He sent me those On December 9th

I answered like two days later Because I'm a busy gal Not really Just I have to like Look busy And I said wow I look gorgeous And he never responded

So it's like What the literal Fucking hell He probably did that To try to like Hook up with you that day And then he like Maybe lost the thought

I lost my window You should grid post them With like a really Evil caption That's hilarious That is hilarious I want to know Who else was on that roll

Like how many girls Got photos from that roll alone Just me It was i'm sorry i didn't mean to put i didn't mean to put that in here that's insane that is really like satanic work that is satanic work i'm sorry that happened to you you deserve better i know perhaps a woman perhapsbe. Listen to this diabolical shit. Like. I love when you laugh like that. I like your laugh. So I go to shoot a Kevin Lang video.

I feel like I fucking told this story. You said something about Kevin Lang. You said he's really funny and I like him. Oh yeah. I told you that part. Okay. But he does Jubilee style videos but with stand up comedians. So it's super funny. Whatever whatever I go to shoot it and I don't know if I'm allowed to spoil the video though whatever you can just give it we don't have a quick turnaround all right yeah

you're right on these parts the style of this video so I'm sitting on a panel of judges right with like five people and we're all judging there's one girl and there's five guys okay and the girl continues to talk with each of the five guys and she is in a seven year long relationship with one of the five guys okay like and it's our job to figure out who she is actually in this seven year relationship with okay and all of these men are like trying to put this on their imdb right so they're like giving it their all like so they're trying to make it seem like they're the one yes exactly exactly and the entire time there's this guy okay and he is so everyone is convinced like and even kevin lang like they're all saying we usually it's a lot more debate like you know what i mean like we don't usually know who the person is in these scenarios

like whatever and everyone is so immediately sure it's this guy, right? And this process takes like an hour and a half, okay? They're reading old text messages to each other in front of us, like live reading them, so we can guess who really sent those texts. Each guy is sharing anecdotes about her, but this one guy is just like, we went to Big Bear in fucking 2014 and we did this and this and this and like giving the most in-depth convincing responses you have ever heard

and like all i i don't like her mom because of this and her dad is like this and all of this and they have chemistry like everyone is so sure it's this guy and i'm just like cracking jokes and kind of have this hunch that i'm like damn like if it's not this guy like serial killer of the century like do you get what i'm saying like what's her name's movie anna kendrick like just like if if this guy is not her boyfriend of seven years and one of the other guys in this lineup is like he just out boyfriended the boyfriend yeah i'd be so embarrassed if i was the real one literally like if you are able to lie that well on site then you need to like join the fucking i don't know and so eventually we all put in our votes everyone is voting for this convincing guy i'm like fuck it i think it's

someone else i vote whatever ever and all the comedians are beefing too they're like what the fuck like no it's obviously this guy right come to find out it's not this guy like he did the most fascinating incredible job of like lying and acting. Is she involved in it? Like she's she's responding. Yes. And like her chemistry with him was crazy. And like they're like giggling at each other. Like I almost would have found something like off about like it was so convincing.

I cannot like stress it enough. It was so fucking convincing. This man was like lying so well that he should join the CIA. I'm so fucking serious. Like and so come to find out it's not him and mind you when we started filming he said his favorite artist was tame impala he long boarded away oh page was sold and now she's going on a date with this page and then i'm like why are they always bad because he's like lying diabolically through his fucking

teeth in front of me and i'm like oh maybe all of those because he's like lying diabolically through his fucking teeth in front of me and i'm like oh maybe all of those things he said were true but it was another woman he was deeply in love with well that's also not great because i've been down that path before oh yeah i wouldn't recommend it to a friend i think i've seen but now he keeps following up with you via text like i think you should really relentlessly this man will not stop hitting me up and okay well maybe maybe give it a second and see how persistent he is because that might um make you not want to see him no i think it's like making me like like him more really yeah but i'm like really not engaging with him but i admire

the consistency no that's a serial killer well proof is in the pudding i don't know i'm kind of into it and like i'll stand on his pegs you know What does that mean? I don't know like he like biked away Like standing on his pegs Like I'll like sit on his skateboard He could like push me around Oh bless your heart You know what Canada vent

I know He could end up being Listen to my tone Let me just stop He could end up being a really good guy I have a story about the paparazzi Oh my god team they're on um but i really do but we could save it for the patreon if you want we've been kind of cooking i've got you know i'm just so happy to be here i just i love this place i'm like trying to give them a teaser at the end of

the episode i'm like the paparazzi in la have gone too far more on patreon no but guys thank you so much for this year of cancelled i know the next episode that is coming out is with alex warren and i this is the last time that we are filming in 2024 and it has been the craziest roller coaster ever and the craziest year like and just all live the most consistent thing i think was this fucking couch for us you know and this one specifically honestly some other couch but you know just sitting down to podcast and i just appreciate everyone's support through and through and i'm really really excited for what 2025 is going to bring i think that we should start the top of next year with an award show episode and anything you guys want to see for the future of canceled next year like i would just love any requests like any topics any guests anything that you

want us to do we're always willing to reinvent to revamp you know, bring a little spice. Oh yeah. Tell them to the podcast. Yeah. We love you guys so, so, so much. Happy holidays and happy new year. We will see you in 2025.

Love you. That's crazy. 2025. It is crazy. you