Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 108: WHY TANA DECLINED THE TARTE TRIP

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

After dealing with wildfires Cancelled is back! We discuss evacuations, declining the Tarte Trip, David Dobrik's comeback and more! Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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No I've been happier But like I'm really Happier right now What could you have Right now that would Make you happier? A beach Maybe dick

Oh But like right now In this very No but like dead ass Like I'm so so so Happy to be back I'm really excited To be back too

It was only like Three weeks right? It felt like longer For some reason though Because we were sitting Like here the last time We spoke Yeah it feels like the last time we podcasted was like six months ago and sometimes like the break is very needed like mental health and just whatever but other times like i felt i feel so repressed i feel like i haven't had a voice i

have so much to say and just like so many things have happened since that happened so that it feels like it's been that's probably why it's like because we were supposed to film originally on what, January 16th or something like that. And then the fires happened. What? Isn't it the 16th now? Oh, the 20th. No.

Oh, I don't. Okay. I'm just making shit up. Maybe like the 9th or the 10th. Yeah. Because I was leaving. I was supposed to leave for Tart on the 11th. Yeah.

And we were supposed to film. Today today literally feels like january 2nd to me like just due to the fires and everything like yeah we're gonna need a do-over we hit the new year we were all excited and then like our whole town caught flame yeah i was in such a like ready for 2025 headspace and then like major major setbacks obviously and like yeah who am i to say that you know what i mean like everything worked out fine for me but it's been crazy i mean i don't even know where to like start i don't either it's i mean i guess with the fires obviously so fucking horrible and dark and devastating same thing it's like i'm i feel so lucky that it like we weren't really in like that much of a danger zone you've been in in an evacuation zone for like a while now.

I like just got back from Vegas. I like had to evacuate three separate times. And then like after packing up my shit, bringing it home, packing up my shit, bringing it home, I was like, I just got to go. I can't. And breathing the air is crazy. I say this as I hit the vape. So like maybe it's just the vape.

But like I really haven't been able to breathe lately. And flying over L.A. Did you notice? Is it like a haze? It is the thickest layer of like dark gray smoke over all of L.A. I was like, oh, my God. I know people are saying like this is how it always goes where it's like it's not until like years down the line that we find out how many people are going to be like truly

affected. I just can't afford asbestos. No, you need to get an air purifier. But they're so hard to come by. I saw a bunch at Costco yesterday. That's a whole thing. I had to get a Costco membership. It'sbestos. No, you need to get an air purifier, but they're so hard to come by. I saw a bunch at Costco yesterday. That's a whole thing. I had to get a Costco membership. Wait, why?

Because TikTok got banned. I thought I was going to have to enter adulthood. So I went, I literally was at Costco when they unbanned. I was like, I don't even need this anymore. I thought you were going to say that like you bought everything on TikTok shop prior. So you like had to go get a Costco membership. No, but I was like, you know what? I guess it's time.

Like I'm going to be an adult I deleted tick-tock off My phone which big mistake by the way Because hello and now I'm the only one Who doesn't have tick-tock oh you still Don't have it or no oh you're thriving Though I will say even just like I got Really sad about it I feel like all the Way up until it actually got banned I

Was very much like yes this is gonna be So good for everyone's mental health and Then I started thinking about all the Good I'm like actually got banned, I was very much like, yes, this is going to be so good for everyone's mental health. And then I started thinking about all the good. And like I got so sad. And like I couldn't even delete it off my phone. I was like, I'm not accepting this. But the eight hours without TikTok was so ****. To me, it was like I knew it would be good for me.

It was kind of like one of those things where it's like, oh, well, if I don't have snacks in my house, like I won't eat. Yes. But then you're miserable. You know what I mean? That's how I felt. I was like, oh, oh like this is gonna be so good for my mental but then all all day long i'm just trying to open it trying to open it trying to open it so then i was like you know what let me just take this off my phone i deleted it and i kid you not 45 seconds later i start seeing instagram stories tiktok is back well you're probably my heart drawing

from like the dopamine hits yeah well i just like i think also like i mean reels is just like a whole different animal and i don't even know if we should give reels the attention i opened up reels like it is so scary it's so dark it's apocalyptic i'll tell you why i hate rules is because it's only showing me fitness content wait that's is, wow, it's so telling, like, who we are as people, because mine is, like, all furries. Well, it's because, like, I do, like, on some level, I, like, you know, I recently started, like, really working out again. So I was, like, I was interested in that content for a second. But I'm, like, if it's the only content I can see, I don't want to engage with this content. But then I realized everyone on Instagram Reels can see what you like.

Oh, yeah. I almost got caught up in my hour i saw this like really really funny but like definitely like kind of fucked up video my fave and i went to go like it and unliked it so quick i was like oh my god thank god i just caught myself but i saw liked by at least a hundred of my friends i'm like oh these people are all gonna get themselves caught up no no in 2025 you're not getting caught up like honestly like sorry about that seriously no that's like we'll talk about that one on the canceled awards because that was that was funny not funny it was nothing was fun it doesn't matter but i'm i'm not now i'm a little bit more hyped to reels maybe because i've been without tiktok

for a couple days so i'm like if i see one funny thing i'm like i get what is it called like feeder content like what like i don't know what you're i don't know what that means like people who are like very much overweight but like like like sexualizing it like oh and like jiggling and like like I want to sit on there's a market for that my every single thing on my reels is like Teasers like every single thing it is scary I saw I keep getting this girl who um like makes cooking videos But she'll like open the fridge and like purposefully like do a little jump and her tits will hit her face It's the jumping it's all the like Recoil Like imagine right now I was like

Hello And what Like it's like Oh my But men are just dumb That's what people think we do Honestly Yeah that is true

Men are just dumb though Like I get it And get your bag But like I've yet to Make my reels an algorithm That feels safe at all So many furries Like the very first video

I opened my reels up to Like after TikTok got deleted i was like okay let me give this a chance it was this guy in a full furry costume getting on top of another person on all fours in a furry costume and starting them like a car and then like driving away like the person on all fours like ran away tiktok and i was like and all the comments are so like dare i say like the reels audience is just like dumber so bad it's so funny because like you can see like a video that's like complete rage bait it'll be like in the comments will still it's like everybody wants to be the person who's like this isn't real this is ai and it's like

no shit it's a fish walking down the street jokes like i would see like a funny reel and then open up all the comments and it's like everyone's like missing that it's funny and it was making me so mad. Someone made such a funny TikTok about them learning Mandarin to whatever and then all the comments were like, this is actually Japanese. And I'm like, you're missing the bit. It's just like, it's so like,

people are just so like correct over there. I know, I thought it was really discouraging, honestly, finding that out because I like to think that everybody, like TikTok for me was like very exciting when i found out like oh my god look at all these funny people that i didn't know existed like people are so funny and it made me have like this new sense of hope for our world and then it immediately i got shot right back to the ground when i found i found out that they are only on tiktok and i can't find them anywhere no they're not on reels at all and it's so crazy. The TikTok ban was just

crazy. It made me even realize like I've been putting too many eggs in that basket. I guess I rely on TikTok very heavily for my business and like money to like remain relevant in order to continue to push all of the other avenues. But it's like I can't even imagine

all of the people whose like sole thing is TikTok. Like how they felt. Like people were coming at Alex Earl for crying. And I'm like you would cry too. Yeah. Like if you lost your number. Like the biggest money maker that you had. And like the thing that.

Like I'm just imagining like at the peak of YouTube when I was doing that. If like YouTube was gone. Like I would like be like I'm not attached to TikTok in that way. Because it's not like what started everything for me but like I can't imagine and then just like the Michaela J makeups of the world like where was she gonna go reels New York you know yeah I don't know I do feel lucky in that way that we were like a lot of a lot of influencers like literally like their number one and only platform is tiktok like if we didn't have canceled i feel like i that would have been like really much scarier i guess that's true for a lot of people i guess that's true but still i just like

i don't even know it made me really just want to get back on my youtube grind like it just made me realize like i know i got i got scared because i'm like oh shit now it's like everyone's gonna do it at once and like no one's gonna care you know no i think well i think we're all good now but it just it was really really wild i don't know i just was like even in the eight hours though like i watched a show in full no subway surfer on the side you know i put some what show in full dexter original sin there's a for the dexter lovers out there dexter's my favorite show of all time and there's a new season that's like from the very beginning like you learn about his early childhood and it's so good i love when people do that or when like movies have like prequels

and they just cast it so well like i don't know the guy's name but michael c hall plays dexter and they literally found like an identical younger version of him and he's just stabbing and slaying and it's so good i love dexter maybe that's a habit you can keep yeah i put some clothes in the hamper you know what i mean i made a meal like it just it already i felt like such a different person and i'm kind of like for the positive side sad because like now like now I'm not going to quit TikTok. It kind of let us have it like gone for at least a week. Like if I could accomplish like, here's the thing. It was gone for 12 hours.

I did like four things on my list that I've been wanting to do all year. Okay. So how much could I have accomplished in a whole week? No, it's insane. It really is insane. But it's like, what is it do you think? Like they can't lose us Like they want our

Data I don't know I started thinking about Like literally packaging up My data myself And sending it over Just to prove a point Yeah it's just like

Who gives a fuck But then again It's like my buttholes On the internet So it's like obviously I don't care about Like my data Yeah but like you know

I guess I don't really Maybe I don't understand What data means Because it's like No I'm dead I'm dead serious Because I'm like What do I care If they know maybe I don't understand what data means because it's like, no, I'm dead serious because I'm like, what do I care if they know

what I'm searching on the internet? Yeah, I don't know. Like, oh no, I'm on Amazon again. Yeah, I'm realizing I have no secrets. Even that trend where everyone was like trying to think of a secret. Can we talk about that? Yes.

I literally realized I have nothing to say though. Like I have no, all my secrets are like so life damaging for other people or like I guess myself but like nothing like. Yeah I did like a stupid one but I I was like surprised to find out how many people were surprised that like certain influencers were lying about the things that they're doing I'm like did you genuinely think that they were like waking up in their bed doing this their camera was already set up. Yeah and like no shit Meredith Duxbury wipediped those pumps off You people are sheep Yeah

I'm like Sorry I'm sorry But yeah Like it is that That way where it's like People will be like I actually didn't work out

Six times a day And it's like The BBL fitness influencers All have a special spot In hell though Like you are You are diabolical people For that

Like that is To make people try to attain Your literal fat grafting Is dark But that's not a problem That just now Like that's not a problem We're just discovering right now

That just is a problem That's still a problem today That's true That is true It's just like And these bitches really coming Like you couldn't Waterboard that out of me

If I was a fitness influencer And I had a BBL You couldn't Waterboard that out of me The doctor could come out With a before and after And I would be like AI You are lying

Crazy The ice cube girl had me shook I'm like what do you mean girl Oh yes she has all the cool ice cubes And she doesn't even like ice Like what do you mean I didn't have any good ones But I do have like some friends

That I'm like come on say something Like everyone was like tell Tell Mikaela She had the opportunity To do the funniest thing In the world But you know what

She was onto something Because you know What's not gone TikTok Yeah but it's like We all know It's a wispy Just

That's the only one Where it's like It's like everyone knows You lied so you might I think her being in On the joke Would make me like See her in a whole new light

Like taking that To the grave As if it's like a murder Is like come on Tell us it was a wispy 305 and fucking Get your Get an Ardell deal girl me like see her in a whole new light like taking that to the grave as if it's like a murder is like come on tell us it was a wispy 305 and fucking get your get an ardell deal girl like you know it was so funny i don't know why i'm so passionate about that you know how far we got off from our topic of the fires should we go back well i only am thinking about it because like we really talked about it for two seconds and now we're on the ardell wisp about it Because like we really talked about it

For two seconds And now we're on the Ardell Wispy I do have a lot to say It was so scary I think Even like with Maui Like A lot of people from Maui

Will always tell me Like how the fires And like You can picture it And you can have empathy for them But until It's Your home on the line

Like it's such a different feeling Especially too like I love LA so much like the hollywood fires especially like it was just it's so sad to see a place that you love so much burn to the ground yeah it's the same thing is true for like grief or anything it's like when it's happening to you it just like it's so much more real so it was very like i've never experienced something like that in my life and obviously like it's just terrifying too, because it's like,

it'd be one thing if it's like, Oh, we saw it happen and it was over, but it just was so ongoing and it kept starting. Like they were popping up everywhere. I'm like, I, I can see both fires.

So palisades is that way and Eaton fires that way. These panoramic windows are not good for that. No, it was, it was so like, Oh my God. I was just so anxious for days. Cause it's like, i can see them burning

in both directions and then you know runyon caught fire it literally i'll have to like i'll send oscar videos actually we turned around and our backyard was on fire like it just is like it was scary because now obviously people are setting the fire so it's like at any point it's like the amount of arson is crazy like the the one in Studio City was confirmed. There's like five fires now. Someone like, if it's on fire today. Yeah, it's just, it is so wild the amount of fires that are arson. Like it's, people are just sick and twisted. It makes you wonder like, I mean, people are saying that the Palisades one was arson to start.

So like, I don't know if people just like knew the winds were going to be crazy. So they took advantage of it. I mean, I guess it's like. I just just it's so wild how fast it can move. Like the Hollywood one was so crazy. I like so the fire originally was just in the Palisades and I'm in the valley. So I am like and my house is very much on the edge still like on the map. It is still on the edge. So when it started coming over towards my house, obviously that was like the scariest moment.

I've never cried that hard in my life and like whatever but the very first evacuation i like my power was out and i was like okay i'm gonna go get a hotel in hollywood so i take all of my most valuable things out of my house and into the lowes hotel in hollywood and at that time too on the maps like that was the safest possible place in Los Angeles County for my fucking stuff to be so I take everything I care about the literal fucking most to the Lowe's Hotel and then I wake up and I'm like just walking around Hollywood Boulevard it's like so creepy everything it just doesn't feel real it feels like an apocalypse movie it's so scary and eventually I decide to go over to my house and start continuing to evacuate my stuff to hollywood and i'm at my house and i'm packing up stuff and

then you call me and you're like i'm evacuating my house hollywood boulevard is going to be on fire in 30 minutes i'm in the valley all everything i care about's in on hollywood boulevard you guys i'm not kidding i i'm sitting here. I turn around. My backyard is aflame. And then on the news, they're saying Hollywood Boulevard is going to be engulfed in flames in one hour. OK, so imagine the terror. I text Tana.

I'm like, we are not shooting canceled tomorrow. I'm being like mandatory evacuation right now, like freaking out. And Tana's like, I got to go get my stuff. I go, no, you don't. Like, you can't go get your stuff. Tana went to get her stuff. Oh, check this out. We have to insert the photo of the Lowe's with the fire.

Of course. Everything I care about the most. I have chills even right now thinking about it. It was so insane. First of all, I have no power. The only candle I can find is a Pete Davidson candle. My front door. I have my chaperone.

Everything in my house is so like smart home home technology i can't get out of my front door like i'm freaking the fuck out isabella and i get in the car everything she cares about her me isabella ashley and amari we put all of our stuff in the low so it's all four of us and we start driving to the lows and i'm watching the maps and it like originally was like 15 minutes away and then it's becoming 25 30 35 whatever and then we eventually get into gridlock traffic and I'm like oh my god everything I care about most is going to burn right now like I'm gonna lose my mind and so McCall and I are about to get out and like start running and then like people just start driving over the medians people are driving across each other there's no traffic laws at all I get to the lows it's packed out with people and everyone is running out of this hotel everyone is run like running out

evacuating out of the low so i'm running in it i'm running into it and i'm like and like the workers are just helping me like i didn't have a key they're just like running up and we go up mokoa has a photo i'll find it but like not even across the street like the lows was just about to be on fire like we looked at the window and it was just completely fire and i was like oh my god i have to go in an elevator like this is horrifying and like we got our stuff and then we get back down it's just helicopters like it's so crazy to the way people start acting and i get it like isabella and i were freaking out just the phone going off every two minutes with like the and like people just cutting you off in front of you driving crazy but like

no traffic laws like there were police just driving directly at us down the road people with suitcases running in between the cars helicopters circling it's got like i mean what are you gonna do but like stop at a stop sign absolutely not it's it was just fucking terrifying i got a little lucky in that like i was so i didn't even think to pack anything that i like we miss where we like beat the traffic but like immediately after that it was like we couldn't get anywhere near this place like it was so fucking scary i realized i don't like really care about a lot of like material things i really was just like please god i've worked my whole life to have this house like yeah oh my god how tough would that have been i mean and i'm sure it happened for so many people i saw like something about a house that had just uh sold like a few days prior for 12 million

dollars and then burnt to the ground literally at like eight days later no my realtor was telling me she had like 19 clients out of homes and stuff and it was just so horrible it was just i was scream sobbing to poor page like bloody murder in her car I was just like Literally begging God like please don't Because it is so true it's like even People coming at Heidi and Spencer Online it makes me so sad because it's Like you can't I mean Spencer said it Best you've called me broken irrelevant

My whole life and now you're saying that I'm rich and famous like it's crazy the Way people will just flip that but so Many people are only asset rich and not cash not only that but a lot of people who lost their homes were just not rich at all i mean not all of the areas even that burn were like super nice like wealthy areas it's just like the frustration i felt like reading everyone's comments that are like like you know la deserved this it's so sad and scary that people think even just like the amount of people i mean everyone knows multiple people who are affected

but like the amount of people who lost their childhood homes and like families it's just like it is so fucking nuts and fucked up i really like want to leave la a lot of yeah it's really made me feel that way especially because like perfect i mean you know what's crazy is like like for people who don't live in la like the palisades in particular is like the dream like that's like the number one nicest place that you could possibly live like that's like i could never even like like think of living there and now it's burnt to the ground and like all these areas like are living in the canyon is like such a dream and like all the like i'm like where do you even go now like no it's so fucking nuts it's nowhere is safe and people are just so

scary too like you do you see Whitney Cummings was like going out personally to like stop people committing arson like it's I commented on Leo Skeppy's TikTok should I address that by the way I didn't see the TikTok but I saw the reaction to it dude take my phone away okay it's just like that one time i forget sometimes especially just like i'll be i'll smoke a joint i'm at night i'm scrolling i'm watching shit on two times speed you know me and like i'll watch a fourth of a tiktok and then comment this i commented this on his video i didn't even watch the whole video and then the next day i'm like getting all this hate and i'm like why like i just i like skimmed some of his video and i was even watch The whole video And then the next day I'm like getting all this hate And I'm like why Like I just I like skimmed

Some of his video And I was like What did I Whatever And then I guess He was like coming at Homeless people Saying that homeless people

Are committing all these crimes And what's crazy is like It's not It's not Well first of all At all At all And that's on me

It's just like Make a user 7737 account If you want to watch A fourth of a video and comment this. Yeah, I'm sure his like the concept was there because there are people committing these crimes. It's just not homeless people who are doing it. No, I mean like.

I learned a lot about fear mongering. I didn't even know that was necessarily a thing. And I am like the perfect target for that because I'm such a paranoid person as is. And the first time I evacuated my house, do you know that my security caught six different people on my property casing my house like ski mask people like insane and obviously lapd is so busy so that's like the least of their concerns and obviously even just now in la like

normally the police don't you know when i was living in hollywood it was like everyone was getting robbed on the street all the time but it's not homeless people it's like these calculated robbery rings and the people are so insane but it's not homeless people. It's like these calculated robbery rings. And the people are so insane. But it's like I realized I am a victim of fear mongering. Because I do be sitting up just so paranoid. And like you know what I mean? Like being afraid of everything.

And that's like I can see how that video can cause so much harm. And yeah I shouldn't be commenting this on shit that I don't watch in full with my public account. Girl you are embarrassing this. Watch the whole video. The comment is pretty crazy. This is one thing to like it. Like, you can't say this about a video you didn't watch in full. You do be commenting on things, though.

I'm going to be so serious. Like, sometimes I'll be scrolling. Like, honestly, every video I ever open the comments of, you're in. Take the phone away no i'm done i learned a lesson and like no i didn't because i commented on like 30 tiktoks today but it's like if something like that it's like obviously i just know better to like watch a video like that in full and then now i'm like watching all these tiktoks and everyone thinks i'm on like the leo skeppy side of history and

it's like no it's not like like fuck the homeless like i can't even believe certain people are on that side of history like it it has nothing to do with the homeless people in la are nuts and like no not at all but there i mean there is obviously like a major like there's you know like people who got caught dressing up as firefighters and did you see that today the arson had a fire truck that they bought in an auction someone bought a fire truck a fake fire truck to go try to commit arson in the palisades today i just i do sometimes though i'm like did i just read that somewhere and it became true to me even though it probably wasn't yeah no i saw i mean i saw that article today but like i'm just happy that for the most part i mean like knock on wood but like for so long it was like they couldn't contain these fires at all i

feel like now we're we're getting into a little bit of a rhythm with it we're 50 percent contained 59 percent and there's but that being said there's no like structural um risk right now what do you mean like it's like all the fires they are contained to areas there's no like structural um risk right now what do you mean like it's like all the fires they are contained to areas there are no structures again like it's not burning houses right now it's literally just burning wood oh that's good that's really good i'm just like still i'm on the very edge of this zone and I am like one wrong wind could definitely fuck me up so I'm like really hoping things go back to normal but like it is just so nuts I don't even want to unpack my shit I had to evacuate so many times that I'm like you know I think it's just scary but it was humbling for sure to fight like you know people say like grab your valuables i'm looking around like gotta go like i got nothing i it made me realize how little i care about material things

100 like i really was just like please don't let my house burn mikoa did the sweetest thing he put a sprinkler on my roof i know you got it you honestly i i told you this already but you got to propose to that guy yeah i might have to like i think it's you on a knee i think i have to just baby trap like really clench you know i don't think you need to baby trap him i think you baby trap in a bind like no one no one's baby trapping without emergency i have anxious attachment girl what like you're fine um yeah he was like helping me and that was really sweet no that was really cute all i really cared about was getting the kids out of here and it was honestly murphy's not you know murphy's never even been to the vet before like she's she will not get in her bag and she's never had an issue so i'm like she's fine it was a nightmare and they both but they slept in a hotel and they honestly listen

we went to the uh beverly hilton it was like i don't want to call it a positive experience because of course it wasn't a positive experience but it was like obviously don't want to call it a positive experience because of course it wasn't a positive experience but it was like obviously everyone had been evacuated and most of the people from the palisades and it was like the camaraderie like you know every first of all everyone had their animals and they were so pet friendly they had set up an entire ballroom like with pp pads and dog food and cat food and toys and like a whole separate ballroom for the kids and like everybody's just running around like everyone's you know like so there for each other that it was very like like it settled so much of the anxiety because it was like like i feel so safe here i can bring my

cats downstairs no one's gonna say a thing like i feel like la can be a very cold city like clicky and people aren't always the warmest and i think that that's the only positive thing that i've seen obviously just like positive takeaway is seeing la really become a community for the first time ever like even just evacuating going to hotels we took pocket on a little evacuation nation trip and like just seeing the way people are so kind to each other and like welcoming during this time and like even all the donation people are so kind to each other and like welcoming during this time and like even all the donation places i was trying to donate clothes and like they're all at capacity like that's really cool we went to shop i went to go like because they were saying people

needed diapers and everything still and i went to go buy things and it was almost like it was completely picked over there was hardly anything i could even buy which is so great it's it's nice to see la having a community for literally the first time ever. And it's sweet. I think LA's always had heart. I think it just sometimes is masked. I think in this city, the majority of the time, people are very much only in things for themselves.

So to see a lot of people be so fucking selfless and to see Alexis Oakley chefing up in the kitchen like just to see people you know going above and beyond for other people is really sweet and it's just horrifying just even like thinking about losing everything is so crazy heidi and spencer like i can't stop watching their stuff and streaming her music like i just obviously there's so many other people who lost things but i do feel like Because they're Kind of influencers and celebrities like seeing them Really like be a voice

Is yeah and also like Like not that they're making it Into like this big positive thing but they're being A little like lighthearted about it and I feel like it's Refreshing to see them kind of like you know make Light of the situation and joke around about it Kind of and like Spencer's been very like You know satirical like and just seeing like him ride for heidi like literally crying saying like

we spent all this money on this music and to finally see people like love it like it just makes me really oh i saw the cutest take i forget i wish i knew the girl who made the video but she was talking about how like you know so heidi had put all this money into the music and it wasn't successful then and they had lost so much money on it but like she was saying like it was it was an investment it literally like they're just now getting the return on investment because they needed for the money to come now you know what i mean because had they had it been very successful in the moment then they would have already probably blown through that and like they would still be in this position but instead it's like blowing up now and honestly stream sweet what's it called i'll really sweet. What's it called? I'll do it.

I'll do it. Superficial? Yeah, I'll do it. Isn't it in parentheses superficial? I don't know. I don't know. Someone fact check me, Cersei. I really want to have them on, though.

I just, I've always been. I would love. A Heidi Montag stand. I love, like, I just love how the world was against them. And they just fucking proved everybody wrong. Like, everyone was like, they'll never stay together. They're the most extremely tight couple. Yeah, they're everything.

They're so cute. I mean, with all of that being said, I do feel like, especially due to the state of TikTok and just everything, there is so much drama and stuff to talk about. And can I just say, like, I was telling you this before we started filming but I don't know if it's the three weeks off or what but I'm like ready I'm ready I think to stir things this is what it is being at my house standing on my balcony watching that fire come over my hill and really thinking about what I would do with my life if everything I ever worked for burnt down. I realized, I mean, first of all, I would be the fuck out of L.A. Right. And but even just thinking about that, like it puts everything else into

perspective in the sense of like what you really care about. Right. And it's like I care about the people close to me and like that's about it right and it's like I don't know I just think that towards the end of the year I found myself in this place where I was being a pussy because I was like afraid of internet drama or like saying what was on my mind or like whatever I'm like I'm I'm ready for the smoke I'm ready no that's not what I want to say right now no smoke she takes that back immediately immediate retraction But it's just like Who gives a fuck Like if I have a fucking

Opinion on someone Like oh my god So be it I'm gonna say it What you guys are gonna Fucking cancel me Perfect I'm gonna move to Hawaii

And cook everyone from there So true Honestly let's lean in I'm just at this point Where it's like I don't know I let The internet make me

A soft baby back bitch For a couple months there And I think I needed it. I needed to dial back after that whole Cody Coelis of Violet moment. But taking this time off, putting things back into perspective, I'm ready for this year and this podcast. And, you know. Okay.

I might still watch from the sidelines. Just because I don't know if I'm quite there yet. No, it's not like I want to fight people. Like, I'm not angry. I think I was just holding back On opinions like I was being a pussy Yeah And it's just like that's not who you are I'm that way too I try to be like pretty PC with my answers these days

Because I'm like you know And like that's just not what cancelled is And cancelled was it's most fun when we didn't Give a fuck and I just I want to bring that energy back I feel like After having been cancelled I'm like Who am I to cancel somebody

But then I'm like Wait you had been cancelled Before we were cancelling anyone And it's like I was in that place For so long Where I was just like I felt so free

And I didn't give a fuck And then I like I don't know I regressed a bit I'm like I became the boner of the century Which I think is good in a way Like some of it was growth And I needed to grow as a person But I'm at this became the boner of the century which I think is good in a way like some of it was growth

and I needed to grow as a person but I'm at this point in my life now where it is like I'm so peaceful I don't care what these other fucking people think of me especially when so many of these other people are so awful and like I'm confident in who I am as a person and I know I'm a good person I don't know I'm just, I really almost did a fucking 50 part series. Just actually exposing everyone. Like, no book, book, book for sure.

But it's like, here's the thing. My book is going to be my life story, right? Yeah. I guess it's not an expo. And it's like, I'm watching this Jack Wright and Sienna May shit go down.

That's not going to be chapter seven of Tana Mongeau's life story. Right. Maybe I have shit to say. Yeah. Okay. Do you know what I mean. Like there's just so many things that it's like it's not going to make the book. But like I've always held off because I'm just so afraid of so many people.

I don't know. I didn't watch all of Siena Mae's videos. So I don't want to like. Did you like. I've only seen clips. Really. Yeah. I really don't know much about that situation at all.

Really. I really don't. I was counting on you. Oh you were coming in here hoping that I was going to have the note. note first of all if there's one thing about me it's always that i have the wrong information like fuck i don't i don't know what her video said jack wright's a murderer i think i shouldn't i should i should stop calling jack wright a murderer okay no i don't think you should immediate retraction but obviously i said what I said on tour and like told that story and then I got in a little bit of heat for that but it's hard because being in my position in LA even

the Emma Chamberlain Ethan Dolan thing really had me like I sometimes I forget like the life I've lived I guess and like my position in all of this like I'll be in taking things just kind of like everyone else and then it's like when that Emma Chamberlain Ethan Dolan shit came out I was like no way the whole world had no idea that the Dolan twins were like fucking anything that walked I guess that's true like I think that was just our understanding yeah like I just to me I was like of course everyone knows that and like all of those boys like the mag con and the like bless their hearts well I went on that whole tangent all of those boys like the mag con and the like bless their hearts well i went on that whole tangent but it's just like obviously these boys like blow up for

being hot to millions of young girls everywhere and can do anything they want and they do yeah and that's that's just the thing olivia o'brien like i thought everyone knew she literally posted that i should have fucked your brother music video and like had two twins in it Well but everybody thought that it was Jake and Logan Jake and Logan Yeah should we get her up here honestly We really should honestly And get like the full thing

But I guess I just I was like holy fuck I guess like Everyone doesn't know the lore The way I know the lore And I like forgot that I don't know A lot of people infer

Like obviously everybody knew About Ethan and Emma But like she had never Personally confirmed it Yeah So I think it's just exciting especially As a fan like for them to now like Way down the line get it it's like

I knew it it is just I mean she Obviously deserved better but also like again When you put those guys in that position Like I'm sure they're grown Now like just in that era in LA Are they both married I think I don't know But it's just like again I'm sure They're grown now but obviously like at that Time like they were of course they were unhinged you know um but anyways

jack right like i saw him a lot you know what i mean like he after that whole thing with sienna may he really like dove into the partying scene crazy and so i would see him out a lot and just like a lot of the things he would do would always like like we would have nights and shit you know like where I would be like out with 10 people and he'd be one of them and like he'd say something funny I'd laugh like we'd be in the same places together but I would never say that we were like great friends I just think that always from a lot of the things that I saw him doing in LA when he was with her and not with her like one could infer that his intentions especially with her in that whole situation were not good

and like she also was like I mean god she had a really really quick like blow up too so it was like I don't know anytime in that situation you have to be a little bit like oh well why are they so eager to hang out with these people i think he was eating up her demise and i think that's like one thing that didn't sit right with me like i would never want to i don't know enough about the situation i don't want to like invalidate his experience but i didn't like how how excited him and everybody around him got when she got so badly canceled yeah and it's just like it should it it felt to me like it was about her getting canceled not so much like her being held

accountable it was like her that's what i that's exactly what i'm saying exactly what i'm saying his intentions were for her to get canceled not held accountable and I agree with that completely it's nuts I have more thoughts on the situation but I feel like there has to be more things come forward before I'm the person exposing yeah people's secrets and truths but I also crazy yeah I want to talk about Tart Island for a second because here's what I will say about Tart Island they're getting a lot of flack for not canceling amidst the la fires i do not agree with that situation just because of how first of all how much they've donated and like how much they did do to help in this scenario that being

said there was a theme one of the nights was like tart on fire and you have to assume that was really poor planning but but even if i like like take down the placards today then you know what i mean like how about there has to be like something you can do to cross that out on the on the on the menu you know what i mean like yeah it it's so it's almost like are they rage baiting us because like i like i'm not sure if there's anybody around who's like thinking that far ahead but like with everything that's happened like even without los angeles aflame like tart was gonna get heat for this trip regardless he he is the wrong they were gonna get pushed back for this situation regardless yeah but like it was almost like they

leaned into it really hard and if they did more power to them because they were able to translate that into money that could be donated and put toward the bigger cause i mean me putting on the glasses it's like i just feel like it's an alter ego whenever i put on my glasses i just like looking at like less of a stupid whore um so here's the thing i think maureen is an amazing person I really do Even throughout the fires Just the way she was texting me Making sure I was okay Making sure everyone was okay

Like her The second that Shape Tape makes a damn dollar That woman is running to donate it And what other makeup companies Are doing that as frequently as she is Like she is She helps with everything She is the first to donate everything

I also understand that so many of the girls on the trip were from the east coast I also think it's like I'm assuming to rent Necker Island to call up Richard Branson himself and book that shit is a grillion dollars like I see why they still did it and like you know what I mean I see why everyone still went I just guess I personally like I couldn't like well it was just the night before I left I get back to my house for my like third round of evacuations and this was the night where like it was coming over the hill towards my house and so I was just sobbing like just uncontrollably sobbing at every second and I was like I walk into this like tart PR box and I'm opening it up and I'm like I mean I have nowhere to go like theoretically this is

great in that sense like anywhere else I'm going to have to spend a bunch of money on a hotel like getting out of LA is horrifying like this is a guaranteed flight and a safe place to be which is great but it comes with so many other things right I start calling some influencers on the trip okay and even just that across the whole week before I had some FaceTimes with a lot of the girls and it's so funny because I feel like I am the type of person where people call me to unload like to rant and talk shit and like I feel like I was just receiving so many calls or having so many facetimes where so many of the other girls were talking so much shit like being like I'm so scared so-and-so's going I don't want to be and all these influencers are so calculated in the sense where they're like I don't want to be photographed with so-and-so

like how is this going to look PR yada yada whatever So it was already just like I knew it was going to be a lot And then Because that group it's not It's including myself it's a lot of Personalities you know what I mean And even just explaining it to Makoa because I was bringing him trying to explain it To an outsider I was like

As much as it's a beautiful island and it is So relaxing like You don't go to relax. It's like someone transported a red carpet to an island and you're just on the red carpet on the island for five days straight. Like and that's not on Tarte. You know, they have goat yoga and they have people meditating and they have all the but just due to the nature of the like PR, like it's not giving relaxing vacay, whatever.

Anyways, fires start really coming. And so I'm kind of calling other people on the trip to get a feeler. You know, some of my LA girls, I'm just like, what are you doing? What should I do? Calling people. And I call this influencer,

showing her where the fire is, like saying like, do I go, whatever. And she goes verbatim, this influencer goes, you just need to take your emotions out of it and you need to come. Can I guess? Can I can i guess yeah of course um and i'm watching this fire roll over the hill sobbing my eyes out while this influencer is on the phone telling me to take my emotions out of it and get on a jet to a private island and i'm like i can't what do you actually mean you know what i mean i called tiana robillard

i will say and she was so incredibly like sound and awesome and she honestly made me realize i get that from her i just was imagining myself if the worst case scenario knock on wood happened and i'm on this island and i'm sobbing about my house and like ken yurik and brianna chicken fryer talking in the corner yeah and it's just like You know what I mean And then like these Beauty bitches are telling me To take my emotions out of it And like you know Like it's just like

I needed to be with my people That's a really Really crazy sentiment Like what do you actually mean You need to take your emotions First of all I've never taken my emotions Out of anything ever

It's just And the person kept going To the other Like you're just not thinking Logically Like you're thinking with your Emotions I'm like what lodge the lodge People are supposed to think with their Emotions well and it's like the logical

Thing is not to go on this you know I Mean I guess it's like again safety but It's like I also just wasn't in a happy Headspace and like put you know what I Mean putting on like the a shape tape of It all for me I couldn't yeah we made The whole experience like so much more miserable and you would have been so hyper aware like it's already kind of um in like influencer settings like that it's already sometimes very like oh my god i can't believe this is like really real life and whatever yeah i feel

like that would have like put you in like a whole like out of body experience like what the fuck is this because like exactly like honestly just exactly like the world is on fire and again that was only my experience and half of these girls aren't even from la so it's like obviously like go on the trip yeah i mean how many times does this happen like you know it happened in maui and we like it it doesn't affect you the same if it's not where you're from yeah 100 it's just like i don't know i hope to go on one in the future but like i just and even just like seeing all the content I was just like to go on one in the future I just could not imagine myself there on that one like and I think I also think that for some reason like the internet just

holds me to a different standard in certain ways which is kind of crazy but like if I was posting what like Aspen Ovard or Remy Bader loved them both I'm just saying if I was posting what like aspen ovart or remy bader loved them both i'm just saying if i was posting what they were posting on that trip i think my comment section would have been like warfare i i want to like move on from the tart trip but there was so much that happened that's also that like it was just like i didn't need to be in the mix of all of that you know what i mean because it was just like so much i was not expecting the brianna chicken fry and ken yurik makeup at all do you think it was more just like a like i'm drunk and i'm on chart island and this is awkward yeah and we probably won't

run into each other again but so interesting i i was expecting ken yurik to like swing on her david dobrik is back and he's fucking ripped what's that about he really it's so funny seeing people say that it looks like they like it i thought iphone stickered his head onto something you know what's crazy is i see him often really and yeah where a lot because he's a he's like a big he works at paramount a lot and i work with paramount a lot so we see him oh that's why i'm banned from all paramount events actually i forgot about that you're not banned from all paramount i events no you're not i've heard from multiple people that you said one time that you were banned and i think that after that they were

like maybe she should be banned you're not blacklisted from paramount events well jesus christ then get me on the sonic the hedgehog carpet then like fuck i don't know i'm just so i see him point is i see him a lot and i remember the last time I saw him being like, he's looking pretty thin. You know, like he's looking a little like because you see it, especially in someone's face when they get like really thin like that. But I always see him in like an outfit. So when I saw him rip out that washboard, imagine my shock. I think the Zilla transformations are great, though.

You know what I mean? Like, that's a slay. I just something about david dobrik's comeback to youtube and then all of la lighting on fire just doesn't feel like you're blaming or you're blaming david dobrik for the fires it's just weird that dobrik's is still standing i can't get behind this. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. No, obviously, I think it's just like, I know that so many people are nostalgic to Dobrik's vlogs and watched them and love them so much.

I guess it's just like my personal ties stopped me from feeling anything good towards his comeback. You know? And like the Views podcast. Like I just. Is it back? Yeah back yeah and like just i don't know like what do you mean you just get to come back scot-free what do you mean what do you actually imagine do you think he got to come back scot-free though he got like i mean i mean i mean it he definitely took a hit he took a hit i don't mean it like that guess I just. I'm not saying he didn't deserve it.

I'm just saying like he. It's not like he just like nothing happened. I know. I just imagine I took your eye out. Oh. And then I never paid you a dollar, never once said sorry, and never once like just fully validated your emotions or maybe even came online and validated your emotions. Right. like just fully validated your emotions or maybe even came online and validated your emotions right and then all of a sudden you one-eyed open your computer to me traveling the seven wonders of the

world the seven wonders of the world like you see me under the leaning tower of pisa i don't think that's a wonder but you see me on and you're like well you don't see me actually but like it's not a good look I just I'm with you on that one I just feel so much empathy for Jeff that it like lights a fire and I know that there's all the people that say like Jeff's a grown man and he did it himself and like okay but like if that's your best friend you would still want them to like apologize or give you money And pay for your surgeries Or Especially when like The person who did it

Is a fucking Grillionaire I think that For me would be The hard part about it Is like watching Just the The amount of wealth

That would be tough Like each one of those Teslas Is one of the Twelve eye surgeries Right It's just like It's crazy to just

Take a break And say nothing I don't know I don't I guess Just knowing him personally just knowing Like the way he was about those vlogs Like the dirty dom of it all like Jason Nash like being like just I get that Best and like the I mean obviously I

Think that the style and format of his Vlogs will change so much like there Won't be as much putting people under Pressure making people do crazy things I Think he's smarter than that and now they'll be more wholesome and happy and stuff and like that lesson has been learned but it is just like so crazy to just see him back skipping on the internet like it's just I don't know why it has me like no I mean I know why you're because you're a good friend of Jeff and like obviously of a soft spot like that's completely understandable that was a fucking horrible thing that happened so you don't want

like anybody to be able to just come back and be like sorry about my break and it's just so PR like sometimes I just wish people would be more real like it's just like I wish you would just be like yeah I shouldn't have fucking put him on that crane I shouldn't have told him to do that I shouldn't have filmed it I would love to pay for these surgeries here's me on a Jesus Christ statue you know like like maybe there was something real yeah like it just feels so PR and contrived to like take this break and then hope that enough people just like loved your videos and are nostalgic for them that like they'll care to just like keep watching them again I'm like no I don't know I do the seven wonders of the world i'm wondering a lot

of things we're wondering seven wonders yeah i i have seven wonders like it's just like oh my god and certain people too that i don't necessarily like i can like view their content without disdain and separate the two i just like i don't know it is just being So close to Jeff and seeing like how Much he suffered and I know there are People who like pick it all apart and Say that Jeff didn't do certain things Right and like whatever but it's still Just like a human being who like has to

Keep going back and getting these Surgeries and like yeah I mean for the Money to pay for them when like the Other person is of course if it happened To you I would I would literally be Screaming from the rooftops like get Away from the fucking Taj Mahal and go J jail and it's like you could do both I feel like you Could cut a check and then go to the Taj Mahal and it's just it's not one or the other and just

All those people were Jeff's friend too you know and I think that makes me sad like let's just say In like this scenario like I would hope like if I did something To you like that That like Paige Wouldn't just like Blindly Like I know Paige Would be like That's wrong You have to pay her

Like you have to help her You have to The difference is If I If like something Like that happened to you At my hands I would have like

Probably had to die Or something by now No I mean No just like actually The guilt would eat me alive That's the only reason Like I never want to say Like I have sympathy In this situation But like the way that I would feel if I did that to

somebody I have to assume that he feels that way as well you hope and just knowing his personality I'm just like you don't think he does no and that's like what like you don't feel guilty you don't feel sad you you just want it to go away You want people Really You want the Trishas of the world And the Me's of the world And the Jeffs of the world To just shut up about it And you want to sell your Fucking Prince Street pizza

You know Like it's like I sound like I'm just like An apologist right now And that is not the The angle I'm going for At all And I'm clearly coming in

Very hot Like you're like Yeah You're playing a game right now Where you're like Dodging the balls I'm throwing at you like I understand. Well, I just I don't know.

Again, it's more one of those things where it's like I feel still like my cancellation is too fresh for me to come at anybody else's cancellation. You know what I mean? I completely disagree. And maybe I'm wrong. Well, you know, how can I hope that people have grace for me if I have no grace for anyone else? That's true.

But listen listen this is the cancelled podcast right this isn't like the horse girl palooza you're right whoa vicky fakes kidnapping in Nigeria I know I'm a little late on that topic and people really don't like that but whoa vicky fakes kidnapping in Nigeria to be honest I get how that could happen because I've I too have been in a scenario where i'm not really on the good side of pr and i'm like if i just got kidnapped or like okay you were either gonna start nodding or you weren't no but no no but it's just funnier thinking that like, like that almost makes more sense to

me. Right. And I've been in situations like that. Okay. I've had men like, you know, at my worst heartbreak of my life, I was praying to God for like a side swipe car accident, you know, just like something where I don't get like permanently injured, but like I go to the hospital and they have to show up. I under like that almost makes more sense.

Whereas it's so funny to me to just think, whoa whoa vicky was just like bored in the house in the house bored and then she was just like hey i'm kidnapped in nigeria and then the next day was like sorry y'all i was bored like that's insane no to be honest that's really camp like it's funny it's just crazy but that was just i had to just touch on it i have no like nothing to add i didn't even hear about it that really no no Yeah well Vicky fakes kidnapping in Nigeria oh I'm mixing up hold on okay I'm mixing up bad baby and whoa Vicky

Girl though and I shouldn't because They are not even similar in any way I Mean they have like you know the Venn Diagram you know there's a crossover Vicky used to be my neighbor and she Told me I had beautiful skin In the elevator That's actually

She does give really Like sweet girl Like I feel like She was so nice Sweet energy But same with Bad Baby She's sweet Oh I'm a Bad Baby

Super fan Me too But like not enough To not But Whoa Vicky's all God too So like just the fake Kidnapping Whoa Vicky gone Bible

Yeah It's just crazy I don't even know well vicky for sure voted for trump do you want to know the craziest shit circling back to the fires but like i just have to touch on this really quickly well first of all i have never been more grateful for the screenshot feature and the screen recording feature i just want to let people know in 2025 like let's talk about ins and outs really quick in actively screenshotting people's stories on your main account to let them know they've done something wrong okay i i couldn't my fingers were

stuck like this during the fires with the amount of people posting out of touch shit. Oh, OK. Like, oh, my God. The amount of people in L.A. I wish we had a PowerPoint presentation because our group chat at this time. Wait, we don't even have a group chat. The Instagram. Yeah. Like everyone.

I mean, I want to save it for the canceled awards because I fear that it has its own category at this point. But I'm just off the top of my head. What's her name? Sofia Coppo. Did I make that it has its own category at this point. But I'm just off the top of my head. What's her name? Sofia Coppo. Did I make that one up? Sofia Coppo posting a smiling selfie with her boyfriend, her and her boyfriend smiling. I actually need to find it because I don't want to misquote this. She's so nice and she means well, but the photo was so funny.

It's like her and her boyfriend and they're like smiling and they go, had to get out. And she's like, hold on. She's like, I woke up with a bloody nose. Had to get out of there. No. Where is it? She puts highly recommend an air purifier.

Highly. Like, I thought if there was an Amazon link, I was going to lose it. That's what I was literally just going to say. The only thing missing from that truly was an Amazon affiliate link. It was just a smiling photo. Like, and I do. Cities on fire. I do understand That like things

Were progressing so Fast that maybe Something someone Posted in the morning By the night time Could be like so Much more wildly Out of touch

Yeah I saw some Pack my evacuation Bags with me I saw selfies With the Come on And I mean

We gotta But I think we Save all of this Tara's world What did she post She posted Thank god equinox has hot water. It's like, Kim, people are dying.

No, who is the girl? Actually, I know exactly the girl. She put like a, she did a collage. And one of the photos was her doing like a thirst trap in front of the fire. Yes. Yes. You made a TikTok about her. That was a good TikTok.

And everyone thinks it's about That girl Becca But it's not Oh wow Khloe Kardashian Is doing monetized Snap stories And was just using Obviously someone runs Her snap

And like so many Influencers do that And like make so much money But like Khloe Kardashian Someone's running her snap And was just Repurposing other people's

Content of the fire Tapping through it With ads Like cashing out Oh Which is just why anyways my whole point of this like wraparound tangent was that while I was also just doing that like wildly intaking so many things that just blew my mind on people's Instagram stories

it was also a major like news source like as things were happening so rapidly in Los Angeles sometimes people's stories were informing me about like ways to donate things to do to help like where the fires are going like oh I live here and this is happening or like watch out for this like it was helping me in a lot of ways too obviously and just like it was so scary how delayed the news would be in comparison to like what people were posting on Instagram and TikTok and stuff too like it just scary times were in but anyways LaDemi posted a story saying that she was in a Waymo driving from like Hollywood to Beverly Hills as the Runyon fires broke out.

And due to the power going out, I guess the power went out in her Waymo. And then people in the gridlock were like getting out of like the cars and the traffic and whatever. And you know how Waymos are? Like they lock. So you can't just like get out.

And she was stuck in this Waymo for like an hour. Oh, Absolutely not What's that movie Like End of the fucking world Or whatever it's called Final Destination That too But like

Oh crazy Stuck in a Waymo What kind of 2025 Fucking shit See that's why I don't Really fuck with Waymos To be honest Cause I like

That's just like A recipe for disaster I like I was into it at first Cause I really don't Like Uber drivers You guys know I've had my fair share Of stories And I'm just very paranoid so I love the idea of like no person

But the fact that like people are just getting stuck in them now feels so it feels like there Needs to be some sort of like bypass the electronic future because like same way like Have you seen like uh how teslas aren't like really fully safe because if the power goes out You can get stuck like the doors won't open It's just crazy Like there should be Some type of e-brake And people There's so many things

Where people are just coming up And like smashing The Waymo's windows That ejects you from the car No I was so team Waymo For a second there I was like We need these

Waymo's just give me the creeps Because I Like I can't Conceptualize the fact that In my head Like self-driving cars Were at least another 20 years down the line Yeah it is just very creepy But I can't conceptualize the fact that Like in my head like self-driving cars Were at least another 20 years down the line

Yeah it is just very creepy But I can't believe she was like stuck in one During the fires I would need therapy for that Like really crazy I know I need therapy generally speaking anyway Especially people just getting in these gridlocks And having to get out of their cars

And like run and stuff You know what I mean Like I was just And I saw that when I was in the Hollywood gridlock And I was just like oh my god That's like I was imagining Like what if i was in a fucking waymo i don't know crazy i don't think we're ready for that yet as a society to be honest with you okay i just saw this clip brooke of this old ass television show that mario lopez used to host i guess i have no

information on the show other than the clip i saw okay but he's in the car with Kim Kardashian I guess the premise of the show was taking celebrities to their biggest haters and like need it's this go on it's this clip of this bitch being like I fucking hate Kim Kardashian like just all these reasons why she hates her and then Kim walks in first of all how humbling the bitch was in like a yoga class so So she's like in downward facing dog, like no makeup, sweating. And then Kim walks in and goes, hi, gorgeous. I hear you're my biggest fan.

And the girl was just gagged and like immediately folded, obviously. And like, what if we just had like our biggest hater on the pod? K-Wop? Or like that woman, like this, like she's 40. She loves talking about the pod like let's just

have her on let's fly her out like tart island no we oh bless her heart let her rest no honestly i would do anything i always say that like i wish like the people who comment on my videos sometimes are like our videos or whatever just haters in general i'm like i would do anything i would pay any dollar amount to just see them Stand in a line You know what I mean Like what They go to school They go to work

Do you think their friends Know that they're Fucking that miserable It is so true It is wild Like and I'm not Talking about like people Who just like have an opinion

Like there's people Who you're allowed To have an opinion I'm talking like people Who are literally Like sending DMs Like you should die And kill yourself

And crow Yeah You're fat But I think that That's just All you can do is feel empathy For those people because it's got to be So sad

Empathy's out Out 2025 empathy David Dobrik be like I'm totally kidding but I want to talk about A really humbling experience I had recently. There is a gym here. There's quite a few like like social club gyms. Zilla Fitness.

Yes. That's not the one. But I recently I was like, you know what? Because I'm, you know, I'm back on my fitness grind. And I know you probably notice the challenge on my excessive muscle tone. Yes. I am really working out a lot And I was like

You know what Let me join a gym And I was gonna Join this gym with my friend Because I was like She's gonna train me And it's like this whole thing And this gym that I wanted to join

It's like a A really like Really beautiful nice gym It's like you have to apply Whatever What is Where do people get off In LA

It's just like Who Like That just feels so like Matilda DeJurf coded Yes Like why do people have to apply Well cause Because it's just like who like that Just feels so like Matilda de Jurf Coded yeah like why do people have to Apply well cuz it because it's like a It's a membership like I mean I know I

Guess all membership was like I knew how Expensive it was so I was like obviously Like if you apply like there's a process You probably have to interview and stuff But like if you can pay for it like I'm Assuming that you can join it's just Like what are the qualifications like do I need to show you my cellulite and bank account?

It's funny that you ask that. Okay. Okay. Because I, so I tell my friend, I'm like, I'm going to, let's go to this gym and we'll sign up and like, whatever. I've heard so many good things about it. So we go to this gym. I'm in my fucking workout clothes because I'm going to sign up for the gym.

Okay. I'm going to sign up for the gym and I'm going to work up for the gym and i'm gonna work out that day okay because that's what you do you go to the gym and you fucking sign up okay all right i walk in there i go up to the counter i'm with my friend and i'm like hey we want to sign up and this bitch at the front literally looks at me like this i go hello like i want to sign up. And she goes, you can't sign up. We go, what do you mean you can't sign up? Like, we want to join. She goes, I'm like, and again, I'm giving her the opportunity to tell me,

like, no, actually, like, you have to do this. But I'm going, like, is there somebody we can talk to about signing up? She goes, we do it all online. I go, OK. And I'm in-house house right now you don't have one person here who does like bolero flare legging on i have my fucking pilates princess outfit on you're gonna embarrass me like this she tells me she tells me you she goes you can apply online and i go how okay but how long does that take the sweat bands off let's go she goes she goes

all right you could try sears do you i'm sorry i keep cutting you off i go how long does that take she goes up to a month and by the way she's being such a fucking to me in the moment that i'm like i want to be like you're gonna get nobody to join this gym with this fucking attitude that you have right now i wanted to be like first of all they're the full transparency they charge like six hundred dollars a month for a membership okay which is just ridiculous i can't believe i was even considering the thought to begin with But I'm looking at her like I'm telling you right now like with my words

That I'm willing to pay $600 a month And you're going to tell me that I have to apply And you might accept me Okay so I'm like So you can try Manjaro So I'm going what are the Like how long does it take She goes up to a month

So I go okay can I apply here She goes no you have to do it online so I go you know what actually ma'am I'm gonna sit in your lobby and I'm gonna do it on my phone and I'm gonna apply right here okay so then so I do I don't get it I go on I come on their website I I put in my name my email you guys I swear to god the application process is nothing but your name your email and your instagram i hate all that's it and i i when it was over i literally like i felt like like i just got violated because i'm like like you thought it was gonna be fingerprint i thought i thought it was gonna i thought it was gonna be like a social club or like soho house or something where they ask you about your profession and what do you do and what do you like to do for fun and like

like you know like who do you know who goes here or whatever it is like where it is like a social club but this was literally just send us your instagram and and so i'm thinking in my head like oh they're just gonna look at my instagram decide if they want me in their gym or not and that's it and i'll tell you why i'm really mad about it because honestly i wouldn't have even be complaining like i would you would have never heard a word out of me if i got accepted but i didn't i i didn't get accepted i think it's good that you didn't i didn't but worse than that is i just sat there right next to maddie and we applied at the exact same time and she got accepted and i didn't that is so awful but i waited this long because i'm gonna write the lengthiest craziest review about that dumb bitch at the front.

No, I'm not kidding. I'm so mad at her. So because just the way that she talked to me, it was so like condescending. And just like, I literally felt, first of all, just so embarrassed. Because like, oh, my bad for thinking that you can show up to a gym and sign up there. Like the way that she made me feel like that was the stupidest thought anyone's ever had in life. Well, it's all these LA, like all of the social clubs really. Like, yes, some have more of a Purpose than others but it is to create

This like feeling of hierarchy bring the Lunk alarm back okay I think we were Peak we were peak society when there was A tanning bed in the lobby of planet Fitness they said come on in get cancer And here's the lunk alarm what's the Lunk alarm see what I mean girl your Priorities wrong baskets like I don't Know like you drop the weight and they're Here's the lunk alarm. What's the lunk alarm? See what I mean? Girl, your priorities. Wrong baskets.

Like, I don't know. Like, you drop the weight and they're like, stop that, fatty. Oh, no. It's I think it's so that everyone they have like a really like comfortable policy at Planet Fitness. See, you're already selling it. I bet they're going to give you a fucking free year membership right now. Anyway, the $600 social. No, I'm not. If they accepted me now, I'd be like, fuck you guys so much.

Because what did you see That first time on my Instagram That made you deny me To begin with That is just like Probably because they knew I was going to do exactly this That I was going to sit down On my podcast

And talk shit about it But honestly It has nothing to do With the establishment It's probably a beautiful Wonderful establishment That dumb bitch at the front I'm not kidding

I will never forget her No one has ever Made me feel so stupid Well it's like They need to almost just put At least like a fake question on that like name and instagram say what what do you like to do for fun yeah i would have filled that out all they asked me was for my socials yeah like that's like a little diabolical like i think they almost just need something to be like oh well maybe we're not into people who knit right like you know just something else like

the instagram check but it's LA and that's The most LA shit ever so duh it was Really humbling I'm gonna be honest yeah That if that is just crazy like to your Face and I don't even know that's wild But now I'm really lifting I'm lifting Like are you gonna lift the weights for Me but then again like if someone said

Osempic was 600 bucks a month I'd be Like fair price so it's like Well at least that does The job for you Like I pay $600 a month And I still have to show up And do the work Like fuck you Yeah that is just

Oh my god I don't know if it's $600 But it's something close to that It's like something Really stupid where it's like Oh this is rent Did you see all the people During the fires

Posting that they were Finally going to Community goods Because there was no line No Like that's the I don't know why That's like it's just everything that's your line the community goods is actually like one of the places that we donated to because they did like a huge drive wait that's great yeah i love community goods honestly but i just everything just i don't know

being like all this just the laification of everything i can't i like want to get out of here i can't believe I like bought a house. I know. But well, you know, you can sell the house. That's true. But I just went to Arizona. I had such a beautiful experience. Oh, I haven't even talked about it on the podcast.

I got norovirus. Yeah, are you sure? Yes. I shit the bed. What do you mean, are you sure? I'm sorry. I just got like really passionate in this last like 20 minutes. I know.

I love this. I went to Arizona and I got, I got either food poisoning or norovirus, but I've had food poisoning before and I have never had whatever I just had before. I don't even know what I would do if I, if I was noroed up right now, that would be my 13th reason. I'm not going to hold you. I still don't feel completely well. Like'm i'm afraid to eat i'm afraid to drink because the the what i dealt with was so like i was it like one of those ones i mean all my questions are actually bowel movement

related and i don't want to do that we talk too much about shitting ourselves but i did shit myself it is kind of crazy though Like I did see today You were You were norovirus This norovirus that And I kind of was just like You know what I mean Like is this some

Niche thing Oh you doubted me No but I didn't know It was like A potential No it's everywhere Epidemic sitch Yeah like I

Saw some news about it today It's a bug So it's like similar To getting food poisoning Or something But it's just like Bird flu It was so immediate

That I like Like I so immediate that I like Like I was completely fine I was mini golfing And all of a sudden I was like Projectile everywhere And I just kept Worrying about the wrong holes I took a pregnancy test

It was like oh my god Like this is bad news And then all of a sudden I was just throwing up at that point And then as soon as I started shitting myself I was like oh no That's so scary And then I

There's like slightly different symptoms like i was i couldn't pee i didn't pee for like three days that's no that's enough to like send me into but i know but i was consuming so much liquid of course i was throwing everything up oh and that's where it was going like nothing was making it to your kidney i don't know i really don't know how that works either but i wasn't peeing that's so scary and you were pregnant but not out of my urethra and you weren't preg no pregnancy but i think i had a miscarriage by the way um something came out of me but i'll i'll save it for the patreon okay what how long till you're pregnant what do you mean just for me like my own personal timeline yeah Yeah. I don't know. I only say that because I really want to.

I just want to be young forever. Like I've been like the idea of because even like Trisha, they said on Hot Topics or something that she was telling me yesterday. I don't know where they said it or whatever, but someone's prediction was that like I'm going to be engaged by the time 2025 is over. Oh, I am. But so it's like I love Makoaoa and I do want to spend the rest of my life with him but like the idea it's just like getting older I don't know and like I love

getting older in all the other ways it's just like I don't think I fear that anymore but I think maybe I'm gonna be like a married woman yeah gag this but gag this I think You're you still are very young I think I'm just ready like I want to be engaged So badly but like the idea of it or like For real and then I'm gonna plan a Wedding like oh I was trying to plan a Trip to Tahoe today exhausted okay Media retraction on that but like just

Dead ass like that is I don't know it's So wild I want to move over To the Patreon Because I told An innocent person To end their own life The other day I really have

A bone to pick With my neighbors And I think I had A miscarriage so Okay Those all feel like Patreon topics Well

Canceled We love you so much It's stupid I'm really excited For 2025 I think this is Going to be a good year I'm excited for all the stuff Well, Canceled, we love you so much. It's stupid. I'm really excited for 2025. I think this is going to be a good year. I'm excited for all the stuff we're going to do with Canceled. I really want to tour again.

I'm ready to be messy again. I'm hoping this goes over well. And I don't get re-discouraged. Like, I just, I'm ready to be a little messy. I'll tell you one thing I know for sure is that it's not going to go over well. You are actually so right. But whatever. I'm still just excited for sure is that it's not Going to go over well You were actually so right But whatever I'm still just excited for this year And I'm happy to be back I mean These past few weeks have been really

Fucking crazy I think this year is starting off In a very everything Feels dystopian and weird but yeah It's nice to just sit and Forget about all the weird crazy things happening in the World and just kiki with the girls And the gays and the days so we're happy to be back and we love you guys. And yeah, we're filming the canceled podcast awards tomorrow.

So if this one doesn't go over well, God, that's going to be tough. I mean, I'm just ready for it. Whatever. Hit me, honestly. Hit me where it hurts. We love you guys. Thank you for joining us. Anybody who is still with us in 2025.

We love you so fucking much. And yeah, we're going to keep yapping on the Patreon. And we love you guys thank you for joining us anybody who is still with us in 2025 but we love you so fucking much and yeah we're gonna keep yapping on the patreon and we love you