Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 109: 2nd Annual Cancelled Awards

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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Hello and welcome back to the second annual Canceled Podcast Awards. First try was crazy. That was like, I'm not even kidding. Fuck, perfect example once again. Brooke was so poised and you and I actually were like dying. That was like harder than taking the SATs. It is so like nice to be in such a nice studio. No, this is so beautiful.

I feel like there's like a smooth filter on us. No popcorn ceilings. And we look so heavenly and nice and it's crazy because we're actually about to like ruin our lives and careers and brand deals. But it's nice to have something. Brand deals. Right. I'm like, no, not here. You know, the vibrators of the world.

Right. It's nice to have something annual. Mm hmm. Well, we I mean, we know we're late. Is it really annual? It's a tradition. Yes annual. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Well, we, I mean, we were. No, we're late. Is it really annual? It's a tradition. Yes. Okay.

And that's beautiful. It is. Something to, like, keep us going. Something to look forward to. I have been really looking forward to this. I'm not kidding. And I'm so excited. I'm so excited to do this.

We have our beautiful host, Paige Camerlin, today. Woo! And if you guys tuned in to last year's, we kind of just made shit up as we went we're doing the same thing again this year like three girls with a notes app and a dream and just evil mindsets really i think it's like brooke and i sat and we like wrote all the categories for this and we were like yes this is perfect this is the finished award show and then i was like rereading it today and i was like not one of these topics is like nice i know we're miserable people but it brings me joy like hating brings me joy and i think it's so fun dude i was watching american ninja warrior the other day and which is good crossover for us because i know that's kind of right up your alley right now

um and i was being such a hater and then i had this whole out-of-body experience where it's like, Tana, this is this person's lifelong dream. Like, who cares what shoes they're wearing? Like, it's just like, you're mean. You're a mean, miserable hater. Wait, hold on. Are there shoes that you should be wearing on American Ninja War? No, just like little, like, that was just like little things. Like, I was just being a hater.

I was laughing at people. And like, drafts. Karma will get you. I do just love to hate and talk shit. And like sue me, honestly. And people provide you with so much. It's like when we were really sitting thinking about like the big things to talk about in 2024, like it's rare that people do good shit.

Like everything on TikTok that went viral is usually someone doing some crazy shit including us yeah i'm sure good shit happened but i didn't see it yeah that's you know we're just not on the not my for you page yeah we're not really on the philanthropic side of you page anymore people like just skim past like the good deeds in life yeah so you deleted your tiktok app and now you like don't have it back not at all i'm an idiot i'm literally an idiot I'm not kidding because that's like a no shit that was gonna happen but I just kept opening it I kept opening it and opening it and I just didn't think about not being able to re-download it and so I was like you know what let me just delete it and I'll get it back when it comes back nope it came back I can't get it back even just like writing these topics down

like being like Hayley Bo bailey let them eat cake it's like it's the same thing that i've always said it's like we just know too much like i would love that terabyte free and i can't imagine like i'm jealous honestly the one morning i woke up without the tiktok the tiktok app i swear to god i got out of bed in three minutes normally it takes me like two hours to get up because i'm just scrolling doom scrolling three minutes i was out of bed i've been seeing people say that like you're supposed to just immediately get up can't at all like if i had a dick i'd be peeing in water bottles girl i have always fucking said that like i'm not getting up for shit they have the little women ones but you

know i'd just miss you'd be going all over the floors yeah I thought about peeing in bed like on purpose the other day. Go ahead. Elaborate. A little more, please. That was it. I hold my pee really crazy and I know it's going to affect me later in life. I'm definitely going to be diapered up.

Or the opposite. You'll have like your muscles built up. Like you'll be able to hold on to it like we probably won't be able to. We should get into the awards. Okay. I was going to say, I've like given myself a UTI

from holding my pee before, but we don't even have to i definitely award time so we had to slightly change up our awards from last year because last year we had a whole segment of like 20 awards that were most fuckable blank i would still do it like i think we're funny as fuck for that like most fuckable middle-aged person is so funny okay honestly let's bring that one back please i'm begging like so funny and it's like i do feel like the people that we're with are very secure and it wouldn't matter but then i still feel like i would catch strays like the internet would just call me a cheater so i try to like avoid that whatever i know i guess that's true it's like you're not miko doesn't care

like me off tiktok for one day i'm like who cares what they say who cares yeah that is so i just can't read it i can't see it it doesn't exist at all call me a cheater do it what were they we have devin here today we have a gay person finally on set with us i've been needing to talk to a gay person for so long we've been talking about this for literally two years we need a gay person in-house and we finally have an in-house gay person producer who is so amazing and it's just, it's great. What were the most fuckables?

Should we try to just go off tops? Most fuckable streamer. Most fuckable streamer is crazy. I think we said that, we literally said that just because we had one streamer we wanted to call fuckable. No, I think it was like

I wanted to call dream fuckable and that just ended up turning. No, that's what it was. Oh yeah, no. That's what it was. We started making up categories just so that we could say like, oh, I want to fuck this person.

It would be, like, most fuckable, like, doorman. It is crazy. I was getting, I was leading myself so astray before I met Makoa because it's, like, I knew I wanted to outsource.

You know what I mean? Like, I had done the, the archetypes, the musicians, the, like, influencers, the whatever, so I just started getting really crazy. Really creative.

Yeah. Like, it's, you know, like I'm surprised, like right now it'd be like most fuckable snake wrangler. You know, it's crazy because there's a guy for that. It's Rob.

Thank God. Are there normal ones there? Or do we just not, I don't know. I mean, who's fuckable at this point? Anyone? Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan. Oh, don't even get me started. We saw a complete unknown last night. And like, Timothy Chalamet is just superhuman. I'm loving the era he's in right now, back on his, like, SNL, like, really funny.

Silly Goofy. Doing his press tour. It was the most amazing movie ever. Did you see? He, like, showed up to the premiere on a Lime bike. Didn't he get a ticket? I don't know, but I love him so bad. I heard he got a ticket for parking it badly.

That has to be a sponsorship, right? Like, there's no way. I don't know, but I love him so bad. I heard he got a ticket for parking it badly. That has to be a sponsorship, right? Like, there's no way. I don't know, unless he's just, like, trying to be quirky and it's working on me. Well, because didn't limes kind of start, people started to catch on to the fact that they're actually really dangerous? So maybe they need some. I have a friend who's been in a coma for, like, months. Girl, what? Okay, and he's not anymore, but, like, he literally got run over by a car on a lime scooter.

What? Yeah. And it was my old roommate's brother. He's not anymore, but he literally got run over by a car on a Lime scooter. What? Yeah. And it was my old roommate's brother. And the second he woke up, she posted him in a wheelchair to, they see me roll. I'm like, everyone's going to jail. Anyway, don't get on Limes. I do it all the time.

You do love to Lime. I love Liming. So any fuckables, or should we start with whatothy chalamet please begging god oh my god you get like really sad she like wouldn't see a complete unknown with me for a couple days because she's like i'm gonna be so sad after because i can't have him i get that i used to feel that way about nick jonas like literally like it wasn't even an enjoyable experience to be a fan the way that i was it was like i'm never gonna get to have him and it fucking made me that's what i felt about bieber but that's why i dated brad i was telling her she just needs a

look-alike no but then i would be so sad it's not, like, the Timothy. But there's, first of all, there's a reason Timothy's hot. It's not how he looks. No, it is. And everything about him. He's hot, but, like. He's so hot. No, he's my dream.

That is literally my fucking dream. I think a lookalike would satiate you in some ways. No, because I'd be so mad it's not, like, the OG to me. No, but, like, two shots and, like, imagine. No, because then i'd be so mad it's not like the og to me no but like two shots and like imagine no because i'm crying you had there is something to be said about the fact that you were you had a substance abuse issue at the time that you were dating your doppelganger yeah he was like no one's calling him justin no but it was everything because like i would get drunk enough that i was like you know what like if i really just squint and like imagine like

bieber's fucking me two vodka crayons whatever me two vodka crayons and a Benadryl two vodka crayons and a Benadryl is so real I'm like fucking the hat man at the same time three sumps it really is anyway categories I mean should we start with a negative one or a positive one I think

I think we should get more positive as we go because by the end people are gonna really have a bad taste in their mouths and we're gonna have to bring them back up to that's genius or should we just flip flop oh we could flip flop just there's way more it goes without being said these have no structure these are not organized in any way shape or form this is just as it came right out of our brain no I had a double shot of espresso and just started clacking in my notes app and it's going to show. Now, first subcategory is... Well, does Paige read them?

Because she's our host. Oh my God, I forgot. World's best host. Okay, pause. Big gold pin in. Sleeping on the job. It's your time to shine. I'm like, yeah, I need to sing Break BRB.

You should have a sing in black sunglasses and start singing like a Rolling Stone please how does it feel okay are we just going off of this yeah you could even pick if you want like throw me and Brooke off you know like let's just spice it up

okay guys our first category for the cancelled podcast awards. This celebrity or influencer caught astray. Our nominees for this category are Brittany Broski, Tessa Brooks, and Zach Sang. Oh, okay. So these are the people that we think caught astray. Yeah, we were talking about it and we're like, who are we a little too hard on this year? Yeah, who just genuinely like was strappin' all in our like mental gymnastics. yeah we were talking about it and we're like who are we a little too hard on this year yeah who

just genuinely like was strappin all in our like mental yeah I think there was a moment there where we were just coming at everyone's neck and I think we were just like maybe there was some underlying um issues that we were dealing with perhaps some insecurity and um I think that some people were victimized wrongfully yeah I, I agree with that. Now I have a question here. Because I don't think we're going to have the same answers. Okay. Like, do you think it's one of those things where we award what we think?

For this, I think we do have the same answer. Because I, for example, I don't think Zach Sang caught a stray. I think he, I might have gone a little too far. But I don't regret that I regret Brittany Broski I think Brittany Broski caught a stray I'm a Brittany Broski apologist I love you I'm so sorry that was an inside conversation

That was like the camera went off we sat there with Trisha Like we could have been like I got this text Let off the steam like that Didn't need to be an SD card Export publish conversation I don't know there's something to be said about like, we learned this lesson this year and we always say like, Oh, we just learned this,

but it's like, no shit. We don't always have like an understanding of how it's going to be received. Like in our, in our heads, or at least in my head at that time, I was like,

Oh, this is good. Maybe she'll see this and be like, Oh, I should go on. Wait. So she caught astray because she politely declined the offer to come on the pod don't catch another okay her verbiage to me via text when asking you know it stung a little

right like i was like oh you know but again did i need to export and publish that probably not and i think now like it's like she ate. She was ahead of her time. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. She knew something, like, we didn't even know at the time. No, 100%. Like, she was that so raven for that, and she knew. Bitch had her crystal ball out.

Yeah, and, like, she, protect your peace, broski. And, like, inside conversation. So, therefore, I think it's a stray. You apologized to Tessa, but I think that, I don't know. I think I agree with you as Zach saying to like, just the volume was very up, but it was a trying time. Yeah.

I was getting really, really like excited at that time. I love excited. I love it. I think, I think it just, everyone was just building me up and I was like ready to explode and something exploded.

Yeah. You were like about to come like Zach saying like right And something exploded. Yeah, you were like about to come. Like Zach saying, like right before you came. All of that clarity on all of this. Honestly, that's exactly it. We were like really edging all year. And then didn't. No, I liked it.

I liked it. Yeah, I'm going to give it to Brittany Broski. Woo! First award! Yes, Brittany! You think she would ever send us a cease and desist? Like to me, I just... When you gaze into the future.

Whip out that crystal ball. Our next category is for the funniest rebrand. The nominees are Gypsy Rose, Nikocado Avocado, and Gabbie Hanna. Those are some good rebrands. Wait, what was the first one? Gypsy Rose. Gypsy Rose. She went from murderer to mother.

How is that? She went. She had the baby. Uh-huh. And apparently it's Jimmy Carter. And then Nikocado Avocado, you know, really popped up. That's what I would call an impressive rebrand. Yeah, maybe it's best rebrand.

Who, what was the third one? Gabbie Hanna. one Gabby Hanna and Gabby Hanna so she kind of went from like to like gym Pilates host yeah right I like that for her she kind of yeah she slayed with that rebrand I'm gonna go Nikocado Avocado I was the most locked into that one I think no one thought he was gonna show up gaunt I just love like the social experiment or like the really like like he took it there of the hand ahead like you know there were some props they were like yeah and he thought about every little step like how he could prove that like they weren't two steps ahead yeah and like i really like i could paint that like him

in the red shirt like it just him like on the strip like those videos and we thought they were ai i'm gonna go nikocado avocado yeah he really fooled the masses and i'm gonna copy her and i agree do you think he did manjaro yeah i think everyone did manjaro yeah it is it was so funny seeing people like admitting their secrets on tiktok and just saying they were on ozempic and it's like we knew okay guys our next category is for the wackiest endorsement. Our nominees are Bryce Hall, MAGA, Alyssa Violet backing Jason Nash, and lastly, Colleen Ballinger. And Jojo Siwa. And Jojo Siwa. So Jojo Siwa endorsing Colleen?

Yes. Oh, that was rough. Did I just write Colleen Ballinger? No, I think I just skipped a few things. Okay, improv. improv okay we've got wackiest endorsement we've got bryce hall with maga we've got alissa violet and jason nash and we've got jojo and colleen i don't even think that's that wacky i think she's just a little off her rocker i'm gonna go personally with bryce hall just because it was like very much so like,

what do you mean Donald Trump just called you on stage? Oh, I didn't even think about that. I'm thinking Donald Trump endorsing Bryce Hall. Right. Yeah. You have a valid point there. That might sway, no pun intended, my final. Did you write that?

Be honest. No. No, but it was so good. You don't believe it? That was so good. You don't believe it? She wasn't writing my wit? It's hard because I'm just so passionate about how wacky of an endorsement Jason Nash and Alyssa Violet was. I guess it was kind of just out of nowhere.

Just wacky as all get out. Why was she writing for him so hard? I'd like to see her passionate about something again. Donald Trump and Bryce Hall really does make sense, and so does JoJo and Colleen. It makes sense, but it's like, what is Bryce Hall doing at a rally? No, it doesn't make sense to me.

I mean, it does make sense. Did you see who was at the inauguration? Oh, yeah. Who wasn't at the inauguration? Yeah, it's so true. It's so fucking true. I'm going to go Alyssa Violet and Jason Ash for my wackiest endorsement, but that's just me. I'm going to go Donald and Bryce.

I'm going Donald and Bryce. We have a divided nation here. We sure do. As we do. Our next category is funniest cancellation. Our first nominee is Hawk Tua with her coin. Our second nomination is Hawk Tua with her coin. Our second nomination is Sketch Corn. And our third nominee is Nara Smith with her fuck ass bob.

This one's an easy answer for me, honestly. I feel bad for Hawk Tua getting canceled. Like she had to just, she's been silenced. Oh yeah, has Hawk Tua not been talked to? Yeah, she's off the edge. She's not hawking or talking to anyone wait oh i didn't even know she got canceled down like that oh girl like i feel like that's the first thing of like an don't let a coin get you down no i think it's like i think

it's very like serious as far as like the legal battle of it all because like a lot of people actually lost so much money but also like who like who okay honestly it's like what's it called buying that hawk coin or something no but like darwin's law darwinism and honestly that was natural selection what is it what is it she just said darwin's law darwinism i know am i on to something am i close to what i'm trying to say yes yes yes very like if you spent money on the hawk to a coin you deserve to no longer have that money yeah you know like that is just nature weeding them out i agree with that but i just feel i do feel bad for her because she just had like she was really like on on one with her little podcast she was having

so much fun i know she was getting all this attention and she was being so funny and then they just it's a great example of just like management. I feel like that's just kind of like a rite of passage, though. That happens to so many little influencers. Yeah, I guess get it out of the way. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Better now than later.

It was a half a billion dollar scam. Okay, yeah. Oh, wait, hold on. What? She needs a hiatus. Hold on, hold on. Wait, what do you mean it was a half a billion dollar scam? Are you telling me the public spent half a billion dollars investing into this coin?

Nerd finance shit. It got up to a market cap of $500 million before plummeting down to $25 million. People bought enough for it to get up to that price. And then they rug pulled it, sold it all. That's actually the most insane thing I've ever heard. There's a new one that I tried to invest in the other day because it was like it was up like a hundred in or i don't i don't even know the numbers i don't want to say the numbers because i'll sound so stupid but it was like if you had invested a thousand dollars you would have made a hundred thousand dollars by morning

yeah that's actually insane but it was like a meme coin or something but someone told me to do it was like i'm gonna do it but apparently you have to have a driver's license. I'm going to go Nora Smith's Bob. No, that's the funniest one by far. Yeah, I agree. Hawkschewa's coin is just a little sad. Same with sketches, because I really, I love him. But the category is funniest cancellation,

and he was so funny with the way that he handled it. You actually are so right. He was hilarious. Right? Like, the way that he went about it. actually are so right. He was hilarious. Right? Like, the way that he went about it. Oh, no. He has my vote. I love him.

I love, I'm like Sketch's absolute biggest fan. I love him so much. I still think people being genuinely up in arms about the back of Norah Smith's head was like a highlight of my year in pop culture. I thought it was a fake image. Honestly, I still look at that and I'm like, there's no way anyone's neck is that skinny. Oh, yeah. Bobblehead. Bobblehead McGee.

But also getting canceled for like having gay. Sketch, you have my vote. Love you. Yeah. What's up, brother? Good. What was the other one? Hawk to a coin.

Oh, my God. I imagine her mugshot and like Hawk to a behind bar. She's so little. I hope that doesn't Like I hope someone's checking on her Because like I mean this is all assuming That she had no idea what was like at What point you though like yes she's the Face of that but like other people

Should be held accountable for yeah okay Next category this category is good Intentions our first nominee jeffree star live stream gate oh this is a category of what things that we meant well with good intentions horrible outcome oh yeah next one you may know her pretty well i know her severely well page Page filling in for Brooke on the canceled podcast. And our last nominee, Brooke buying Mouse the Cat at the Grove. All the intentions there were really good. If we were able to see the future in any of those scenarios, I think we would have maybe done things differently.

I'm going to agree with that. That's hard because it's like wow. Yeah I just really was thinking about how all of those things like ended up playing out. It's just funny to me even like Paige filling in in that episode like the way people were up in arms but I think if we had done anything differently

people would have been equally up in arms about that. No yeah it was definitely a very lose lose situation. Oh yeah It was definitely a very lose, lose situation. Oh yeah. Oh, I was losing. I'm going to go Jeffree star live stream gate because like in my head, truly,

I thought that like, I heard that was just going to be like so easy, simple and fun. Yeah. And what could be cuter and like more special than that? For like the patrons, everything, the galaxies.

Yeah. But like now looking back on it, I'm like, of course that it went down exactly the way that it did yeah but it's almost like two sometimes i wouldn't change anything because like yes people were like up in arms about that people had so many negative things to say but like that was also very funny and like a huge you know if you paid for that amount of marketing for us and our wonky little podcast it probably would have costed a lot of money. So true.

Honestly, I like that outlook. Um, but I, I do say like mouse takes the cake because like, what the fuck was that? I really thought, Oh,

I'm just going to get a second cat. And now I have like, you're actually so right. Like changed your life completely, completely. And all because of a manic episode I had, I'm not even kidding. I was walking around the Grove.

I was having like, not a bad day. Cause it was a really good day, but I was like so emotional. And I was like, not a bad day because it was a really good day but I was like so emotional and I was like what can I do second cat bye okay and everything my life will never be the same I have a toddler for the next 20 years yeah you know what I gotta hand it to myself um I'm giving this award to me because you know you really caught like the craziest amount of strays from that which was nuts like you just stepped

directly into a line of fire that like oh yeah had nothing to do with you and thanks for loving us enough to be willing to do I know and I'm sorry because that I do takes like partial blame of course for that it just like it's a shitty situation because we were being pinned against each other yeah no everyone hated me I like to think without reason

um I'm giving this to myself for all the people in my DM We were being pinned against each other. Yeah, no, everyone hated me. I like to think without reason. I'm giving this to myself for all the people in my DM saying, no one wants a big back as a co-host. Look at me now. I'm hosting the canceled podcast second annual award, bitch. That is awesome that we all had a different one. Our next category is for our favorite celebrity child. Our first nomination is Megan. We should have, let's put some respect on Megan Trainor's kid. What is its Our first nomination is Megan. We should have,

let's put some respect on Megan Trainor's kid. What is its name? It is crazy. Oh, his little glasses. His red velvet glasses. So cute. Barry Bruce.

What's his name? Barry? Barry Bruce. Oh, like Barry. Like, why was I thinking like Barry? Oh,

like Barry. Yeah. Okay. Like berries and cream. Oh, like Barry. Oh like berry Like why was I thinking like Berry Oh like berry Yeah Okay Like berries and cream Oh Like berry Yeah like hello What's wrong with me Okay

Our first nomination Is Meghan Trainor's child Berry Our second nomination Is Elvis Pettis Hackman Ooh And our third nomination Gypsy Rose's baby

Aurora Aurora I knew it would make me laugh Aurora like Aurora Borealis or like the princess Sleeping Beauty Sleeping Beauty is kind of really funny that she named her kid after Sleeping Beauty because her mom was in REM

Welcome back Feels good to be here But I guess she can't avoid like the topic of sleeping For the rest of her life I just have such a soft spot for Trisha Both Trisha's kids Is it like You know how you love your own kids so much

That you think they're cute I feel like I might love her so much Her kids to me I'm like there's no cuter kids. I couldn't agree more. Malibu is getting so grown and big, too. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I can't wait till she really starts like chatting. You want to hear the cutest thing?

A few nights ago, we were at Trisha's filming Not Loveline. And Malibu's new thing is she goes up to Trisha at night. She goes, let's do nice and cozy, which means they're having cuddle time. They get nice and cozy under a blanket and watch a movie. Oh, my God. It's so sweet. It's everything. It's not the other nominees.

It's Malibu. Yeah, you're right. It's Malibu and Elvis. You're right. I don't really care for Aurora. Yeah, we don't know Aurora Rose Blanchard. But God, I want to. And leave Meghan Trainor's kid alone

He is really really cute though He's so smart remember when he sent us that video That said stop vaping Our lives are so fucking weird Because what do you mean Meghan Trainor's kid Sent us a video that said stop vaping It was adorable And I mean no notes Barry I can't stop

But that's crazy Yeah I'm gonna go Elvis Paytas hackman me too and malibu barbie of course hackman hello this one might be my personal favorite category rodent man of the year oh okay our nominees for this category are barry keoghan timothy chalamet and paul mezcal i still don't know what paul mezcal looks like and you've shown me nine times you disgust me sorry but the problem with paul mezcal is like any other rodent man unless you know about him you might not think he's like that attractive right that's true the rodent men are carried by their lore oh who was the first one barry keoghan oh that's daddy absolutely not

so oh wait can i also add in a nominee Selfishly Matty Healy Smallest man who ever lived No he's a rodent man though Yeah but he's not winning anything Oh he might be I have a hot take like I'm just not I'm not I was only subscribed

To Barry Keoghan with Sabrina In tow and now that he Is solo She's driving That's true that is really true mary keoghan with sabrina in tow right and now that he is well to be clear she's in tow she's driving yeah that's true that is really true he's dead now that she's gone yeah it's it's timothy for me oh my god timothy to me is a close second but paul mezcal i have such a soft spot for him this year oh my god he did so good gladiator he was so hot no like look at him once upon a time when you were my oh i just yeah i love timothy i like

timothy i want to fuck timothy as wonka yo like no notes do you think him and kylie role play i fucking hope so like what imagine kylie jenner role play or honestly i would also take him as his character on snl and he's like yeah yeet. Well that's I only dated people like that for years unfortunately. Yeah honestly you dated that man already. I will say Barry in Saltburn though. Oh my god. I love a liar. I love Jacob Lordi's look.

Yeah I like that picture and I love a honker. Oh my god for me it was at the gravesite. Oh you were trying to be that dirt Yes Wait scroll up I like his tech neck What do you mean tech neck

What is tech like tech deck No tech neck But I'm saying like does tech neck derive from like the little mini skateboard That out my spleen like not kidding Like actually not kidding i pulled something barry kilgan like frequently looks like he just got beat up like like lost a fight i feel like barry kilgan what's the other one wait how do i own i'm crying oh paul is he irish he looks irish yeah he's irish Irish? I had to have known that before, and then I'm just trying to like...

And his accent, too. It's just like everything combined. He is a hot rodent man. He is my hall pass. Also, him with Gracie is like too powerful. Yeah, that's a really hot couple. Yeah, I'm going Timothy, but... But also hate him because...

What'd he do? Phoebe Bridgers, who I'm cosplaying today. I'm dressed as Phoebe Bridgers. I'm cosplaying today I'm dressed as Phoebe Bridgers I'm dressed as Boy Genius But how do you know She's not so Left her for Daisy Edgar Jones

No that's a rumor No have you seen the pictures Of them at the Met Gala Yeah It's one image Of him like Happening to look In her direction

And people made this Like entire narrative Around it Saying that he left Phoebe And was in love with Daisy Which he should have been Honestly because Them and normal people Wait Ami Can you look up Paul Mezcal But not versus Phoebe and was in love with Daisy, which he should have been, honestly, because them and normal people.

Wait, Ami, can you look up Paul Mezcal? But not versus Phoebe. I feel like you guys are actually speaking Mandarin right now. Like, I have no idea what you're saying. The picture of him looking at Daisy while. Oh, my God. Oh, it makes me sick. Oh, I always see the memes made with this, though, and they're so good.

But how do you know he didn't see an old friend and he just was appreciating her on the carpet he dated her after that picture says everything caught in 4k i'm making that my twitter header no context and then there's a video where he has his like hands around both their hips and he takes his off of phoebe's who he was dating at the time big t oh that is kind of crazy okay i, I guess now that I'm being enlightened, maybe I feel differently. My pink cankles versus my orange body right now. Pink cankles is crazy. That sounds like a TikTok artist.

Like tomorrow, if you were like, pink cankles is new song. I'd be like, yeah. Pink cankle club. Sounds like someone Chris Miles hangs out with. I'm pretty sure. Okay. Me and pink ankles are in the stew.

Okay. Please, please, please, please, please. Okay. Our next category, Worst Guy. Our nominees. Just that. Just that.

So real. Worst Man. Our nominees for this category are Zach Bryan. Boo. Hall that. So real. Worst man. Our nominees for this category are Zach Bryan. Boo. Hallie Kate's boyfriend. I don't even know who that is. And Clinton Kane.

Oh. Ooh. That's a good one. Which one's Hallie Kate? The blonde? Hallie Kate is the blonde. And the blonde versus redhead. And she, you know, the little redhead girl.

It was like their whole drama. But here's why I think this man belongs on this list. OK, because those two girls had like the biggest feud of the century. And he just sat back and just like enjoyed having these two beautiful girls fight over him. And he let Halle like kind of not look. I don't want to say look stupid, but like he knew damn well that he asked Sophia on a date. OK. And he let her think that she went out of her way and bent over backwards looking for this guy when he was. He literally DM'd her and said, let's go on a date okay and he let her think that she went out of her way and bent over backwards looking for

this guy when he was he literally dm'd her and said let's go on a date on Thursday okay and so Halle is like having this whole thing and like talking about her on TikTok and then come to find out he literally was the one who asked her on a date and Halle imagine finding that out I'd be like yeah it's crazy that like if she ran it by him and he just sat there silently and like didn't say anything well never along the way was he like hey maybe not so loud because i did low-key ask her and i do yeah that's kind of crazy like that's how i feel like he should have reacted maybe he did and just like that whole beef being so centered around the women when it was like just so clearly his fault is crazy he does kind of deserve the category the more that i think about it but then

i also like you know people really come for her for getting back with him. And like, how many times have we done that? More than I can count. Yeah. But also it's like Zach Bryan's in this category. Yeah. God damn. Zach Bryan.

Oh. Oh, he swept this award. I don't know. Clinton Kane is a. Oh, stacked, stacked crowd. That is so hard. Feels like it happened like lifetimes ago, but my series happened this year. This was like, yeah.

Zach Bryan and Clinton Kane is so hard because they both are pretty up there with like equally awful gremlin, like little Lego stature, like angry on the mic with music. They were so similar in so many ways. I could tell, like just based on like how, just what Brianna like became in that relationship.

I literally was like, oh, she's dating Clinton. Do we give Zach Bryan one extra point because good music slash arenas? Yeah. Yes. And like Clinton is somewhere right now singing at a wall. Right. No, I'm pretty sure I saw him in the airport the other day busking. I always like almost see him like people really look like him.

He's a monster. Yeah. He's a gremlin um but we also do have to add plus 50 to clinton's score because he also faked the death of his entire family so yeah i guess zach bryan didn't fake the death of his family and clinton definitely didn't offer me any money so oh it's clinton yeah clinton kane it's 100 clinton kane good job you swept we should really try To get his parents On the pod

Parent I'm not kidding I have messaged her So many times I tried everything Like come on I tried everything She

Well What's her name Bruna No her name is Oh they're from Brunei Yes Next category please Oh this is a good one

Our next category Is funniest beef. Oh, I'm starving. She wants that A5. Right. I'm like, let's end this. Our nominees for this category are Alabama Barker and Bad Baby. That's a good one.

Corinna and Christine Sotolko. And lastly, Mr. Beast and Rosanna Pensino. Wow. I vote for the first Beast and Rosanna Pansino. Wow. I vote for the first one. They are all so funny. Like, I think I expected myself to sooner die than see Rosanna Pansino, New York Times bestseller, America's sweetheart, yummy nummies herself,

coming at Mr. Beast and his lunchly empire. Like, and not even one video, like 30. Like that is 30 YouTube videos. Like that is, it was so funny and so entertaining and just so unexpected. All of it, her being in the Mr. Beast games and then it like lighting a fire for her to like start this. Great.

No notes. Alabama and Bad Baby, just, you know. I might add Alabama and Tana to this category that was a funny beef that was a misstep on my behalf it was a hilarious beef in my opinion because you you caught a stray okay because what was that about she someone commented on her video like you look like Tana and she said no thanks it's crazy because over time i'm like oh i shouldn't have done that but like what the hell do you mean no thanks like that's the world's biggest insult like that's insane and just like asking for my hair people and like all of her dms to me like yeah no i stand on that actually the more i think about it it was really like it was i mean i mean needless to say

we shouldn't have been like mean but it's like That was a hilarious Like what the fuck Out of nowhere kind of thing Did she fire the first shot? Yes She fired the first shot And it's so funny too Because people always come at me For like

Going so hard But in everything Like just know Every single thing I've ever done I could have gone harder Alabama I fear for your judgment day

Needless to say I'm team bad baby I mean Christine Sidelko Was also just I fear for your judgment day. Needless to say, I'm team bad baby. I mean, Christine Sidelko was also just hilarious. Can you give me a little refresh on that? No, you have to Google that on your own time. None of that can come out of my own mouth. I'm feeling stupid over here. Yeah, I'm not familiar. I think we should take a beat and you guys Google it.

I just actually can't repeat any of the things that were said. BRB. Personally, Alabama and bad baby. Funniest beef. I'm going to go Christine any of the things that were said. What is it? BRB. Personally, Alabama and Bad Baby. Funniest beef. I'm going to go Christine Sidelko and Karina Kopf. Honestly, like that shit. No, but like, oh God, I'm going to get in trouble for saying that. I'm sticking with Tana in Alabama.

It wasn't an option, but I created it. That's a good one, though. And I also, but also Rosanna Pansino and Mr. Beef. Like, Mr. Beef. Get me off the mic. I'm starving. I love it. That's a good one, though. And I also, but also Rosanna Pansino and Mr. Beef. Like, Mr. Beef. Get me off the mic. I'm starving. I love it. I love beef.

Me too. Love it. Our next category is unlikely couples. Our first nominee, Lana Del Rey and her alligator man husband. Second nominee, Bella Hadid and her cowboy. Oh, shit. Hot. Our third nominee,

Ice Spice and Central Sea. Ooh. And our last nominee, Sabrina and Barry. Aw. I don't know how unlikely Sabrina and Barry is because I feel like it's always

a beautiful girl and, like, some guy who looks, like, really weird. Yeah, like, that makes sense to me in my brain. You know? But, like, I'm... My personal, like, beautiful girl and like some guy who looks like really weird yeah like that makes sense to me my brain you know but like i'm my personal like favorite couple honestly of the year is just bella and aiden because is it aiden or a dawn i don't know covers so good it doesn't fucking matter but he is like the most fabulous cowboy ever and now she is like um cutting rookie of

the year and she's just so fabulous in her fucking stupid fucking little outfits. Yeah. I love it. I'm going Lana Del Rey in the alligator man for a fact. I love that, but that doesn't surprise me. Yeah. It's not that unexpected,

but like I ate it up. Like the wedding with the tractors unmoved, like the, the drone shot pixelated, like people dressing up as it for Halloween. Like I, and just like the story. Like he was her alligator tour guide and she married him. Like that is, it's just so kind.

I love her so much. You know they were at La La Land the other day. What? The cafe? What? To where? Her and him? Yes.

I didn't know they were still allegating. Yeah. I thought they broke up. No, they're married. She's happily married. She's so happy. Did you see them? No, I went in there the other day for like a i don't even know for a latte and the girl was like yeah lana was just in here and i go did she live in la and she goes yeah

oh my god oh my god i'm staking out there i would love it i'm getting a job there that's your adam sandler that's like who you are dying to see in person right yeah yeah oh my god she's so fabulous have we ever seen her in person oh we saw her i guess at coachella coachella oh she's just not real remember when you missed harry styles presents i'll never forget wait what'd you say nothing oh and she missed harry styles yeah i don't know why i just i'm like beef no reason no i just miss him. Yeah. I do miss him. Honestly. Yeah. I'm giving my vote to Bella Hadid and her cowboy because you know what?

I thought she was going to go back to the weekend again. I thought like that was her thing. Thought she's gonna be like caught up on him. I love to see her doing the cutting stuff. She's so good. She's so happy. She lives in Texas now. And I love a famous bitch with like just a normie.

Or just like a hobby. I love like I love I love to see a like really rich and famous person like do something. Yeah. Just like yeah. Like it's cool to see her and her like something like love. Yeah. They're so cute. And again, gorgeous, stunning, hot girl, average guy.

And like I hate to ever go. I think he's a great looking guy. I hate to ever go off. I don't think he's average. I think he's a great-looking guy. I hate to ever go off looks, but, like, he just looks like he treats her right. She looks very happy. They look very cute. It doesn't feel like it's, like. Holy fuck, she's stunning. She is so gorgeous.

Jesus Christ. Have you guys seen Yolanda Hadid's, like, architectural digest in Texas? No. She's just. It's so funny because, like, we joke about, like, how we, like, conform to whoever we're dating. Yolanda, literally, I'm not kidding. She's just, it's so funny because like we joke about like how we like conform to whoever we're dating. Yolanda, literally,

I'm not kidding. She started dating a cowboy. She lives in Texas now. Her entire aesthetic is like studs. It's everything's cowboy. It's the funniest thing. You have to watch it

because it's like, and she so wasn't like that before. Like Malibu Beach. No, you will die. Do you remember like the reality TV show clips where like Gigi would be like, I haven't eaten in a week and she'd be like, have an almond. Have an almond. wasn't like that before like malibu beach no you will remember like the reality tv show clips were like gg would be like i haven't eaten in a week and she'd be like have an almond have an almond

wait it was her birthday and she wouldn't let her have cake and they televised that she's like you can smell the frosting she's like okay spit bucket that's not funny spit buckets crazy that's just god 2000s reality television is like i know i've been seeing all the new scott disick clips where he's like yeah courtney you're too fat and she's like i'm 100 pounds and he's like yeah 93 or nothing oh i would never really let that slide day you know scott disick is the type too where like if he cooks you like you're going in the bathroom and crying like he like it's like oh yeah oh that's crazy that's

so wild our next category favorite cancelled moment the nominees rainbow tarp oh there's only two okay never mind scratch that what was the second one you want to come on the podcast Alyssa.

Oh, I loved that. What else? What else were like some of those things like it just sucks because it didn't age well. My favorite. I was thinking about this as I fell asleep last night, which is like tells you everything you need to know about me. Like I need a stronger sedative. But like was the Matt Rife Osama bin Laden moment like that is my favorite. That did happen.

That did happen. No, it didn't. It happened last year, I guess. Oh, Laden moment. Like that is my favorite moment. That did happen. That did happen. No it didn't. It happened last year I guess. Oh my God. It was so good though. I'm going to go you want to come on the podcast Alyssa. Like it's funny too because whenever I hear that now like it makes me think of tour because that was like we use that in our tour intro and it was just like so yeah viral TikTok

sound. Actually Alyssa you want to come on the podcast. And just directly into the camera like you didn't give a i was so passionate at that time and it sucks because now i can't even imagine feeling passionate enough in this space to come for somebody in that way it is it is just crazy it is just crazy we were just never it will never be recreated it was it was gold and it was real it was just fucking one after another i was like alissa zach clinton matt like it was a whole thing i just got too honest i got carried away and you know what i apologize

everybody i'm welcoming that energy in 2025 i had a great time i love you want to come on the podcast to say it was my favorite moment and people did she asked to come on the podcast and then she was like this is why nobody wants to come on your podcast that is honestly i will say she posted to tiktok about us the other day um like two days ago well she posted i mean honestly she just posted a photo of her or a video of her crying and she was like this was me a couple months ago when i was getting canceled and then all the comments were like brooke got her karma and honestly they ate me up because like yeah that's how you know you like you delivered a line though when people take it

and put it in like as a tiktok TikTok audio with an Azalea Banks song. And all things can be true, you know what I mean? Like, okay, Brooke got her karma, but also, like, no, I won't. Wackiest endorsement, diva. Like, you know, like, I don't know. Yeah, I guess that's true. You know I'm forever,

forever passionate about my stance on that one. I stand by it. Although some people were in her comments like, but did you get to use his pool? Like, you know how you said that? That was... No, I stand on it. I had to see this on my web browser, by the way.

That's hilarious. Our next category is Best Updated Face. Our nominees, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace Purple Heart did she update again did she do another update uh-huh and it's good really it's good wait we know who we should have added is Demi Moore because Demi Moore looks amazing now and she looks like she's like really aging gracefully but do you remember when she had like 30 seconds where she walked down the runway and she had that like crazy buckle fat i thought that was a part of that runway like i thought that that was like no i just remember it being like oh my god i remember that image exactly i could

paint that image right now like with watercolor paints but like i thought that like the designer was like well i don't know what prosthetics on her or something oh i don't know but never even seen it it is very very, very wild. The concept of the substance and to act in that, but then also be actively getting. Mm-hmm. But I guess, like,

she looks amazing. And I'm so happy for her. Like, her whole Golden Globe speech, everything, like, she deserves all of this so much. And she does look amazing. Wait, what did you guys think about her and Kylie

at the Golden Globe? I think it was a misunderstanding like i feel like i'm hoping it is you know i'm a kylie apologist good god well i always just think like i don't know i've had that happen to me where i'm like kind of trying to get someone or like do i insert myself in this conversation or do i not and then i just it's also just so wild to me how the internet like over analyzes the most like minute human interactions and makes it this huge thing. Like, oh, Demi must hate the Kardashians because this, this and this happened in 2013. It's like, oh, my. Maybe she had to pee. Right.

Like, yeah, maybe she was just like so overwhelmed and like beeline mindset. And she like didn't even notice what was going on. Right. Yeah. I mean, obviously, you always hope in any situation Like that like if you're talking to a guy you're Gonna want to say hi to his girl and like Whatever like I hope that it isn't this deeper

Like snub thing you know Lindsay Lohan I just Am so happy for her like yeah I think as sad as it is that Society does give Someone a resurgence of attention And love when they look a certain way like i think that's so sad but i've been wanting this for lindsey lohan for so long and she deserves

it so much i think the media just did so much shit to a girl who was clearly like broken and going through it and like dealt with the worst part of hollywood so to just see everyone like giving lindsey lohan the love and praise and attention that she fucking deserves and always has is like, I love Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. Fucking fabulous. She always looks fabulous. What the fuck? I'm like, that's Lindsay fucking Lohan.

Like, good for her. You know what I mean? I love that. It's not so far like she looks like herself. I've said it before. Chase Olsen from Minnetonka High School. But she looks amazing. Lethal.

She looks gorge. She does look so gorge. I like when you laugh hard and your jaw moves. Oh, no. No, like, it's like, ha, ha.

What the hell? You're gonna have to look honestly. It's so funny because Brooke will do that to me, too. Sometimes, and I know she means it

truly so sweet, but then I'll never be able to do the thing again. No, I just, I always pay attention to it because it's like, it's almost like a, like. Like animated or bad?

No, yeah, it's like animated. It's just cute. What? Aw, that's sweet. Okay, good. No, no, that is sweet. I was afraid we were going to make that into a bad thing. Oh, honestly, I'm like, roll the tapes.

It was so cute. Ha ha. No, because sometimes I hit like the ha. Like wide mouth. I like that one too. I like that one too. I would do anything to just have a normal laugh. Like I've been hitting the like, so much lately and it's like girl i love it i wheeze like that's my no

you're you did a big wheeze earlier that got me going it's and nothing makes me happier than a wheeze like that is like my true laugh like if i'm really cackling i'm not cackling that's the one thing that can make me laugh so much harder is like someone else wheezing. That's all I got. So what's your guys vote? Oh, I vote for Lindsay. Yeah. She looks amazing. And I vote for whatever is about to happen to me, seriously.

Should we get into our favorites? Let's switch roles for a second. Oh, yeah. You host. Hostess of the mostest. These people should have wrapped it up. Worst parent. Ash Trevino.

17 diapers mom, Hannah Hyatt and parker ferris's mother i don't know any of these people that's why i skipped over the category you guys have to remember like my tiktok for you page is people with like sock puppets doing covers of like brat like i'm not kidding like you would love ash trevino to be honest she's kind of camp like we hate her everyone hates her i guess but is she funny is she like hootie she's just like an entertainer like she's a character so like everything that she says and does it's just so funny like her little dancing she'll like do it hit a little and she's just so funny like she'll get an airbnb and she'll be like she was talking to this like 19 year old guy and her daughter had

a crush on him. And it was, like, a whole thing. But she wins for me. She wins worst parent. I'm going to go 17 diapers mom Hannah Hyatt. I mean, just. Oh, yeah. So she, so quickly, spark notes, originally became famous with a positive connotation.

A trend went worldwide called 17 diapers where she expressed that like she had let 17 dirty diapers like go to rot because of her postpartum depression so then other moms started sharing their 17 diapers moments where maybe they weren't like just on top of it like immediately because of their mental health whatever things that they did because they were dealing with but then right to find out she is like actively going online saying like i'm not buying my kid a winter coat this season. While like she's raking in the creator fund and has a full head of highlights. What's the reasoning for no winter coat? Because it's $30.

It's too expensive. And then she'll have like a lobster in her hand. We'll like film herself doing mukbangs with the kids and like not get the kids food, which is like insane. Yeah. Parker Ferris' mom. She's trying to come off Like she can't afford These things

It's almost her Just saying like Nah I'm not gonna spend Money on this thing That's wild Yeah And then Parker Ferris' mom That I feel like

That would take me an hour To educate you on But Aspen Ovard Going through her Public divorce With wow I mean sock puppets You said it

I'm not about to It is pretty niche though I will say Yeah No my for you page Or that That Aspen Ovard By brick I mean sock puppets. You said it. I'm not about to. It is pretty niche though. I will say. Yeah. No. My For You page or that? That. Mine.

Aspen Ovard. I laid brick by brick. You can't get that shit anywhere. No. The Aspen Ovard one is pretty niche. I'm going to go 17 diapers mom. Yeah. But that's also probably just.

Oh wait. What about the Australian mom? The Munchausen mom. There's a new one. What? Yeah. She wins. I mean all the Munchers.

Just horrifying. Fuck the Munchers just horrifying yeah fuck the munchers i love a munch i bet you do um okay people miss the mark and this this happens to the best of us but this category out of touch we have hayley bow bailey with the let them eat cake is that her real name i would hope is hayley bow bailey oh no like not her legal name bow bailey being the government that's some shit i would do maureen marini i went to high school with a girl maureen marini like your parents arnie arneson imagine my name was like moji like that's insane that's like scoffy scoffield cam camera no but is that like her handle

like her real name hayley yeah hayley bobailey is her handle okay it is her handle i don't think it's her government although that's up there if it were with lockett and poetry that's really funny then we have the tart hermes bracelet we had influencers up in arms because i think ken uric was one of them i think it was funny but like tart sent out armez bracelet pr to only certain of their influencers and then other influencers were upset that they didn't receive they got like the loci bracelet exactly that is hilarious we got like silly bands sorry done we have people upset about the walmart Birkin That's just ridiculous That's it

Let them have a fucking Let them eat cake Let them have a Walmart Birkin And let them get bracelets I think it's Like one of the most embarrassing things Like in the world to me Is like caring what somebody else is caring

Like caring that people have fake designer and stuff Because it's like Like it's because you Like you need so badly for everyone to know that you have it and it's real that nobody else should be able to have it like it grosses me out and it's like if your whole thing is wanting to look wealthy the truly wealthy do not care if someone else has a dupe and i think that it's just so funny it's like you're shooting yourself in the foot for whatever you want your image to be by being mad about other people having a work in. Right.

Okay. It's just like, like how on earth would that ever affect you in any way? I do think the Hermes bracelet thing was hilarious though. I met a girl in Vegas who's flipping work ins. Like she's going to the Walmarts and buying them for like 30 bucks and then selling them online for like 500 because they're sold out everywhere. Crazy. I honestly want one. I think Bethany Frankel gotkel got one no i honestly also want to work in i let them eat cake that one was like actually wild i mean

i don't know if i remember quite what that was just such a a crazy time that while the rest of the world was in a very heavy state of activism and awareness and caring about what was going on in the world. All of the celebrities were at the Met Gala and like the video of Zendaya and all the celebrities at the Met Gala was like going viral with the Hunger Games. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then let them eat cake has a connotation of Marie Antoinette. Got it.

And then she used that sound. I don't even know if I want to say this, but it's like tough, dude. Like you just get ready for the Met Gala. You're like, oh, let me use this sound. And then like you're the epitome of this whole movement happening online. Like she probably just had no idea. But then she tried to come online and be like, no, I'm poor it's like oh girl it's like no but she's the same one who like did her like oh tour of my apartment right and it was like her apartment was like twenty thousand dollars a month no her

apartment was like some jeff baso shit in new york city and then she tried to come online and be like i don't have it like that and it's like yes the doubling down was i think what almost made it like nail in the coffin i saw her like the day before day before the TikTok ban when everyone was doing like the before I go. There's one thing I need to tell you, Trend. And she said when she posted that it was like the suggested sound and she didn't know anything about it. You were dressed like Marie Antoinette. That's what I was thinking. Like, it's a little too specific.

I don't know. TikTok AI gets like really, really specific. My suggested sound is like always about sewer slide. Really? Okay. No, but like mine, like if I'm with Malice, it'll be like, it's just a girl and her cat or something. It pays attention to what's going on in the video. So do I just look hella suicidal?

I'm not kidding. Oh my God. Or maybe they're like, no way. That's crazy. I'm going to go, I'm going to go Hermes bracelet. Cause it's like, take your creator fund out and go buy that.

What was the category? Out of touch. Oh yeah. Bracelet. Have fun with your silly bands. You're still going to Tart Island. I don't know. They're all,

they're all kind of crazy. I don't know. That's a hard one. Walmart Birkin also was just wild seeing people pissed about that. Okay, the next category is people who needed to lock their phone. This is Give Me Your Password. We have Woe Vicky faking her own kidnapping in Nigeria from the comfort of her own home, not in Nigeria.

I still want more details about that. We have Jack Doherty driving. Do you remember that one? He got in a car accident while driving on his phone live on stream and then, like, continued to stream it. And, like, his friend was in the passenger seat and, like, actually got hurt, like, blood and was just like, no, no, like, for the stream.

And then, like, the streaming platform kicked him off and like god i get a life tana no i'm like this is your job and then we just have i just wrote jason nash it's like jesus christ tana oh like lock your phone just stop live streaming give me your password you know just give me your password yeah i'm sure people feel that way about us sometimes every second of every day someone feels that way about us sometimes. Every second of every day, someone feels that way about us. Like, this is the most hypocritical shit. I'm going to go Jack Doherty driving because that's actually putting people at risk. And like just the live streams, those were crazy. Yeah, that's just beyond.

Right. Our next category needs HR or HIPAA on the case. I hope I'm on the list. We have workplace. No, no. We have the Mr. Beast games. there was a lot of flack you know people they were feeding them like jail food which is just crazy mr beast you could literally really like what do they eat on survivor it's not survivor though like they're not no one's surviving like you're right there like it was like catered bossanova every night yeah like that's it's truly insane and there were like the medics weren't taking a long time like people needed

their medicine like the if you actually get into all of it with the mr beast games it was definitely giving workplace no no it has to be hard like like how do you even if you have over a thousand contestants like obviously that's gonna happen like you should have like procedures in place call oh i thought you were gonna say i thought you were saying obviously that's gonna happen like on some tannecon shit no no no i was like what no but just very much like like how could you not know that would be a problem like you would have to like yeah like you can't like not give people their medicine it's also like call david dobrik get that yeah ghost kitchen pizza over. Like it's like how are people hungry at the Mr. Beast games. We have Matilda de Gerf. She takes

the cake. She's so like oh god that was hilarious. It wasn't hilarious. Nothing was funny about it. Lashing her employees in her fruit covered robe. OK. And then we have Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars. I think the ankle monitor was camp. I think the interviews, obviously a lot of people were up in arms because she was essentially like doing the press tour and just saying like, I hate this shit. I don't fuck with that because all I want in life is to be on fucking Dancing with the Stars. Literally, if it's my dying wish, that's all I want. And so I hate the concept of someone going in and being like, well, I don't care if I'm

here. Yeah, that's hard. I just watched something. Oh my God. I mean, i think i have to hand it to mr beast you really outdid yourself with that one yeah because i guess it's like you can't make anna delvey like that shit obviously matilda de jure is a no but like people shouldn't have gone unfed and unmed right you know wait i just saw someone get kicked off Survivor because he couldn't have his meds. They were like,

sorry, like, we can't give you your meds so you gotta go. That's crazy. I mean, actually, like, I just don't even understand. This next category

deserved a command B, command B delete. But our nominees exported without that. This category is should have cut that. Oh no. Our entire take

on Chapel Roan. Yes. Delete. That wins. Every fecal matter story ever. I was going to say. Brooke saying she kissed Tommy Lee. Still funny to me.

Yeah. If I went back in time, I would like want to leave that in almost knowing what was going to proceed. No, I I definitely shouldn't have said that. And I. Yeah, no, I definitely shouldn't have said that and i yeah no i definitely i think that one gets eliminated but i'm gonna go chapel rome oh yeah no because i think that it was just like i don't know i think it was in poor taste with mental health like i think that it's like i think we just had a bad take yeah but everyone also knows we love chapel rome so we we do love chapel room i think it was just an uneducated take like now looking back and i completely understand why people were pissed the fecal matter stories though are so

real it's like i really hope in 2025 we just keep our shitting talk to a minimum i can't help it i you know i already shit myself in 2025 yeah um the tommy lee thing shouldn't have said that at all sorry britney the tommy lee gate was just so funny her calling me tana the co-host like them The Tommy Lee thing Shouldn't have said that at all Sorry Brittany The Tommy Lee gate was just so funny Her calling me Tana the co-host Like them clearly all of it Like I wouldn't change that Brittany was so nice about it

Honestly she was like great Her co-host is over here Paige She literally goes Well all that girl does is lie She made up that entire relationship with Matt Rife I saw the screenshots He showed me everything She made all that up

I'm like Oh Say you wanted to suck Matt Rife Say you want to fuck him first of all second of all nothing was made up about this i never said i like was in this exclusive like serious relationship with matt rife in fact i said exactly the opposite a million times over but she pissed me off so bad with that that girl honestly britney furland get her, okay? Because you're so much better without her. I mean, but that also created Brittany Furland, which was one of my favorite bits that I kept going for the next six months. So, I don't know.

Yeah, I have no notes on that one. I wouldn't change it. Yeah, I'm going to go Chapel Roan. Yeah, we're sorry, Chapel. We love you. Yeah, we love you so much, Chapel Roan. From murder to mainstream, this next category is homicide to stardom that was honestly amazing yeah i'm making laser style um hosting thank you

we have the menendez brothers luigi mangioni and gypsy rose blanchard what's the category just best murderers like i don't know i think murders i think we just wanted To make this a category It's really crazy That we're in a society Where these people Are committing these crazy crimes And then becoming Famous It's so wild

Like that was That's never been a thing before Especially until this year I think Luigi Really what about What about Like Ted Bundy Ted Bundy

Everyone loved Ted True I guess that's True But like in your lifetime Like And who's the other one The Los Angeles one

The really hot Jeffrey Dahmer No Oh Zodiac Killer Yeah He's like Hispanic I think it was like The

Oh the Night Stalker Yeah the Night Stalker Hot Yeah What the fuck I don't know I mean How

This is hard to vote on I feel like Luigi was like Really unexpected But where is he now Like what happened To all that momentum Yeah that's true Well he's in jail

Yeah but like Everyone was kind of No new photos have dropped Right That is true And like everyone Was kind of Doing this whole

Conspiracy with it And like gathering All his lore From his socials And thinking it was Going to be like This big thing Like he was the

Fucking Riddler I started a rumor That he started A YouTube channel. Like someone told me that I was like, wait, is that not true? Apparently not.

That is so funny. You had me like, and it's not like you just said he started a YouTube channel. Like you had multiple like videos and posted videos and then told me about the videos. Like that is so funny. I know. Yeah. That's why I can't be on tiktok anymore it

was a danger to society that should have been a category like misspoke facts like no that should be a category like things that i've just so confidently just completely butchered on this podcast like it happens every episode where i will so confidently tell you guys something that is just not true we just i read some but somewhere or worse didn't made up. We would have like too many nominees. Yeah. I don't think we need to actually vote on that. I think we just wanted to write that. And now that I'm looking back,

it's like, okay, he wasn't wearing a collar. This next category is that's not your man. We have Sophia LaCourte, no collar. We have Lila Gibney with the veil at the wedding. We have Ash Trevino with the 19 year old TikTok live streamer.

That's not true, man. Well, this is tough because Paige doesn't know the Ash Trevino lore. The Lila thing was pretty funny. Like it wasn't funny. The Lila thing was crazy. That was just like the, yeah, like that week was so crazy. Like as we were just getting more intel On what happened like

Well I think we should have made a category for like Social awareness like or lack thereof Like yeah you know what I mean Because that's just like a really It's kind of like common decency or like Wedding etiquette Yeah We could have made a category for bad manners

But Sophia LaCourte also was so entertaining. And she just, like, took the world by storm. And, like, I know it was good because it was on my For You page. That is funny. She made it through the socks. She was being so funny even this past week. Like, they kept using her little ginger sound on TikTok. Yep.

Like, on the Tarte trip. And then she, like, did all these videos using Charlotte Tilbury and, like, saying her Tarte products, like, smelt like they were tested on puppies. I don't agree. I love tart. But do they test on animals? I don't know. I think that was the joke.

No, tart is vegan and cruelty free, actually, because I gave a bunch to Mia for Christmas and she only likes. Honestly. Or I thought it was. I have. No, I think it is. I think you're right. I have to give it to Sophia LaCour. If anything, you are consistent.

You are just driving home with the bit. And I respect it at this point. There is something. And she's funny. There is something respectable in my, especially to me, where like somebody can know how people feel about you and not care. Like everyone calls her a mean girl. Everyone like says she's evil, whatever.

And she just leans into it. Could never be me. I'm like, well, I have to make lemons out of lemonade because imagine she got online truly in that situation where truly, in my opinion, the most wrong person there was the man, right? Right. And had she cowered and apologized, she would have gotten a thousand times more hate and had just a very short-lived kind of sad moment.

It probably would have negatively affected her for years. And like, she has made a very profitable career. By leaning into being the villain. Yes. And like, in reality, very profitable career By leaning into being the villain Yes and like in reality she Isn't really the villain like it's one thing if someone's Leaning into the villain when they did something like Super fucking wrong but just

Kind of leaning into it and I think in order to Make a lot of the jokes she makes you have to be Smart she's funny she's Fuck and honestly I'm starting to see her Comment section swing And now people are like we love you you're so Funny And it doesn't have to

be pitting two women's like that's not pitting to hello that's nothing against women make podcast equipment more expensive like nothing against the blonde girl i just also like so haley nothing against haley i know well we called her hayley now we're calling her the blonde girl i'm just trying to say no yeah it's giving it's given Britani for Lond. Like Tana. Oh my god. The next category falls on two people and two people only. We've got a Schofield and a Mojo.

Things our parents did. We have Brooke's mom telling Reddit that she's involved in Diddy's sex trafficking scheme. Yeah. We have Tana's mom showing up to her poker tournament uninvited. Those are great nominees. Fun could have had a couple in there.

Like that time she commented on my photo and said that I looked sickly and disgusting. Yeah, that was crazy. But honestly, going on Reddit to tell people that you're a part of the Diddy shit is fucking insane. I wish I could find the screenshot she says that i believe my daughter sold her soul and her reasoning was because she saw a video that bb and i posted a night after we went out okay and we had ordered taco bell to the party and then we

said actually we can't wait for this we're gonna order taco bell to the house instead and she said my daughter was so uncomfortable at that party that she had to order taco bell to the house instead and she said my daughter was so uncomfortable at that party that she had to order taco bell twice because she just needed to get out of there because obviously it was a sex trafficking scheme and you know it was like a princess poly event right it was literally like a random after party like i don't even know what it was but it's just like like reading it i was like honestly like she was so convincing i was like you're like wait was i am i i was i. You're like, wait, was I? Am I? Was I at the Diddy party?

Taking your all white outfit off. Walking home through the tunnels. No, but it was just like, it was so elaborate. I'm like, whoa. And she'll text me still to this day and she'll be like, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm like, well. Whilst my poker tournament moment was quite traumatic and interesting, I'm going to have to give this one to Fawn. Yeah.

Like that is wild. I love her to have to give this one to Fawn. Yeah, she really is. Like, that is wild. I love her, though. She did her big one. These people were giving 10 car pile-up on the 405. We have Best Public Crash Out. Okay. Offset and Cardi B. I should say

Offset crashing out over Cardi B. Austin McBroom and we have Zach Bryan crashing out on stage ah oh yeah piss me out he scared me like through the screen 100 same if i was front row he would have actually yeeted me to the nosebleeds like i felt his yell through the phone i think i got blown back i'm not even actually kidding like i would have moved to the nosebleeds Like there was like a gust of wind on my finger Under the speaker And it's crazy because that one really was so jarring

That like it makes Austin McBroom And Offset and Cardi be like dull in comparison At least we can like You know we can Chalk Austin up to like making money Like he made so much money off of his crush He showed his views on Snapchat He was getting hundreds of millions of views that entire time and he was obviously

living in this house he's like i didn't live in my fucking rv like honestly maybe hot take i thought it was funny as fuck any of the things i was seeing on tiktok he was funny yeah that's true when he had like the strippers in the rv and like all of that it was and I guess it does take some level of intelligence to troll that hard I don't know like take it there and commit to it Harry Jowsey is like always has always tried to get me in like obviously we like clout farmed for so long together and like did all the just like whatever and like you know I tried to get me into some schemes and he really almost had me in that RV with Austin McBroom like I I was like, like I had the address. I was going the next day.

I decided in the last minute I didn't need any part of that. But I like, I came very close. I'm really happy you didn't go. Harry Jowsey's just so convincing. He's like, this will be good for us. And it's like, I don't need to be in Austin McBroom's RV. Like for who? Good for who? Well, I guess the 100 million views on Snap,

like a little Snap crossover probably would have put a lot of money in my bank account. But I've just talked too much shit about Austin McBcbroom i think that it was that would give no backbone yeah it's the year of consistency offset cardi b was amazing throughout all that offset stuff i will say like her lives and her just being so i love when a really mainstream celebrity is so down to just like spit facts and air out all the tea and doesn't give a fuck and like she's the best she was ready to protect her peace and i just love cardi b manifesting cardi b on canceled i would love that oh she would be so oh she'd be a riot my new thing is saying things that will never happen don't be too sure let's say manifestation is important okay um but i'm gonna go zach bryant like that one really did that one spooked me yeah good like

that one almost made me relax i would do anything to be a fly on the wall in like his camp though right now just like i want to hear what they're saying what their plans are like what does his publicist think of all of this i feel like he's just gonna put out an album that will probably be good and like his his fans don't give a fuck like you-huh. Yeah, I get that. So I think he'll keep arena-ing and whatever. And scaring the masses. Speaking of arena-ing, on a smaller scale, we have our craziest tour moments, okay? Ooh, that's...

We have the Washington, D.C. show where Brooke famously brought out seven of Matt Rife's other girlfriends along her timeline and other timelines. We have the stage stormer in New Jersey, New York. New Jersey. New Jersey. And we have the Peppa Air tag.

It was not New Orleans. You say I hate New Orleans. I do hate New Orleans. But it wasn't. It wasn't. Not for that. Not for that reason. That was like, I don't know.

You say hate New Orleans. I think one day I'm going to rewrite my New Orleans experience again. it wasn't not for that reason that was like i don't know what you say you say hey new orleans i i think one day i'm gonna rewrite my new orleans experience again i've just been roofied too many times there i write it off those were all very crazy moments they really were and it's like it made for great content and i think it's very on brand for us and you know i'm gonna go stage stormer yeah still just like terrifying. I was truly so not OK. And obviously when you're like touring and doing that, you have to just like lock in and make it look like you're OK. But I was like I needed a 51 50 hold after that.

Like I went backstage and was like on the ground in a ball and like had to come back out like that was just oh yeah and then finding out too that you know that she wasn't just an excited fan that there was maybe some screws loose and intentions were muddied there i think it was just very scary that's how we ended up meeting um lincoln and ray though our bodyguards who were the best we upped the security after that one yeah we we definitely i wanted some secret service level shit to continue which is just crazy like it's like tana get a gab of henton but but the dc show was also just like iconic such an iconic moment in time it was just a satisfying feeling because it was just like made something like positive and funny out of it and it was like and all the girls were so hot and so nice and so fun. And like, it was just funny. And I'm still friends with all those girls. We talk all the time.

And all the, all the fans too. Love. Like just in their shirts and all the fans like wearing the like Matt Rife shirts. I just love the opportunity to like be petty. And I feel like I was like maximum petty. And then now I never have to be petty again. Yeah, which is fantastic. It was amazing.

Thank you. Congrats. Yeah, I would argue it was like a little overboard, perhaps too far. I know Brittany Furland, her co-host would for sure say that was too far. But that's like what tour is. And I'm so excited to tour again this year. Even just like the crazy, the Jack Wright, the Cody Cole stuff that was set on stage. Like there were a lot of crazy moments that came out of tour, but I'm excited to to just do it again to be insane on stage again and see what comes from it you know

me too i don't have tiktok yeah it's so true it's even just that it's like i was so in my own head like why did i say that cody co thing and it's like it was true and like you were having you know the live shows do feel like big slumber parties where you're sharing all your secrets you know absolutely ear ear am i need to know where this is going star cleans glasses star am i seeing this right the next category is pop culture funnies we have donald trump with eating the dogs they're eating the dogs we have me double the cats. Oh, it's so good. Double tap. That was insane. I can't disagree. We have people thanking Beyonce. We have the Thank You Beyonce movement.

And lastly, my favorite, we have Mike Tyson's bare ass live on Netflix. That one takes the cake for me. That was hilarious. Takes the cake. No pun intended. So funny. But all of the TikToks that we got out of they're eating the dogs they're eating the cat and the the the like the chokehold that it had i like the remake

that's what i was i couldn't think of the word remix to save my fucking life just now but like the song remixes of that were so funny and like the pet reactions to the sound oh my god it was a cultural reset i remember one day i spent the entire day trying to get Winnie the dog to do something funny to that sound and like I couldn't get her to do it and like went to bed like hard day's work. Like it's like girl. Well we tried. Maybe you'll get them next time girls.

We have the canceled podcast biggest losses. Morphe campaign. Boys lie collab. Oh Chelsea Handler. What happened with Chelsea Handler? I just said nothing. Like a fucking pussy ass bitch. Oh, boys lie collab. Oh, Chelsea Handler. What happened with Chelsea Handler? I just said nothing. Like, oh, OK.

Yeah. I thought you were going to drop some tea like she was going to come on the pod and like you lost it. I could see that happening. Yeah. Like, that's hard, dude. I mean, I'm going to go with Morphe. I'm going to go with Morphe just because I've said it a million times. Like, for some reason, like, try being an influencer for a day.

That was like weirdly the hardest day of my life. Like I just have no idea why. And it's just, I realized I'm not cut out for the makeup world. And then finishing it and then having these beautiful photos and also just, I understand why they did not go through with the campaign,

with the timing and the climate and everything. I think they could have cut me out. No matter what, so many makeup talks were sold and like billboard in times square that one just i'm sorry i know this one to be honest it like actually makes me sick because it's like it's one thing for me to lose things like for myself but it felt really like shitty to lose it for you no but i think if anything maybe something crazy will end up coming out of this like maybe we'll end up working with someone even crazier if anything it's like i want to make my own dream lip shade now because it's like the amount of promo towards someone else's product it's like business 101 tana like do it

for yourself like you know what i mean like ksi they would never do that you know what i mean like they're not going to promote Gatorade. They're going to make their own coconut water beverage. Like I need, you know, it's like business one-on-one. I should have been, had made my own lip liner.

Pretty big loss. Yeah. I lost boys lie, but it still exists somewhere. And we still rep Morphe makeup talk. I'm wearing it right now. Can't help it. Well,

the rest of the categories now are positive ones. And I think that we do need to just end this episode on a kind note. And I think we should just rapid fire these because a lot of these do not have context. Yeah. Or like full categories. And I think we'll all obviously have different things to say. These are just our favorites, you know? Yay.

We loving this. Last year we did this one. And looking back, it was such a diabolical choice and i remember i like caught some flack like i remember i don't remember who was pissed but someone was pissed at me we literally did favorite friend and then picked our favorite friend of the friend group and just like no questions like i think i said ty and just like left everyone else in the dust it was like you did and it's like that was probably like this yeah like and it's like that was probably just like who I was really vibing with that week like I love all of my no I don't care who got mad at

you you should have done better you should have tried harder it's a year-long audition and you failed I'm gonna go page I think it's you should go b. I'm going Bebe. You should go Bebe. I think this was also just one of those years where like I really leaned on Paige. You really leaned on Bebe. Those are our people. That's sweet.

I love her. You and Ty. Ty. You're the only people that I have hung up on my wall. To get a tie with Ty? To get a tie with your token game? She's so lying actually.

You're so right. You know what? She can't even get it out. I can't. You're literally glitching but i have our picture on my wall it's you and ty and you guys made the cut i had a great year with you and i think just like you know through all the strife you always have that one person you lean on and yours is bb and mine is page and it's really sweet and the four of us together

page by the way and i even just on tour like the four of us together. I do like Paige, by the way. And I also love. Even just on tour, like the four of us all together, like after certain shows and stuff. Who's the four? Bebe. Like I'm saying the four of us all together, like in green rooms. I don't know. She came one time and she was like hysterically crying. No, she came more than that. She came to a few shows.

Yeah, that's true. We had some great moments. She's going to be my ride along this thing. Oh, I'm so excited. Emotional support. We had Best Animal with Miss Peaches Pesto the penguin And Mudang But it's just like

Cut the cameras Dead ass We got creative Yeah I'm gonna say Mudang Mudang 8 though We have favorite YouTuber Of the year Who was your guys'

Favorite YouTuber Ooh Tana Mongeau Aww Oh sweet No I'm actually serious I really like Got into your like

I mean I've obviously Seen a lot of your old videos, but I was like, I'm on like Tana Mongeau, like old clip talk. Oh God. I always see your repost. I love everything I see. It's my favorite. So you're my favorite OG YouTuber. My one and only, probably actually the only YouTuber I actively watch is Brittany Rose.

Oh, she's so good. Make those reparations, queen. You hear that? I'm not even doing it. Like, I'm just so serious. I am obsessed with her. Broski Nation. Oh, my God.

Love you. Right here at the second annual Canceled Podcast Awards. You heard it here first. Okay, we have favorite TikToker of the year. I have a deep cut. I have a deep cut. Hold on. Who is it?

My TikToker of the year is T Swift fan 420. Her name is Molly and she is the funniest bitch on the planet. What is? Oh, I know who you're talking about actually. She kills me. She is the funniest. I'm chortling every time I watch her. Chortling's crazy.

What's chortling? Like a type of laugh. Like chortling. Oh. Like chortling. She's not explaining it. It's so funny. Like chortling. What's chortling? Like a type of laugh. Like chortling. Oh. Like chortling. She was not explaining it so funny. Chortling. What's chortling?

Chortling. She hosted Bok Fest in New York. What is Bok Fest? Like people balking like a chicken? No. I'd go. You guys didn't see Bok Fest? Oh my God.

She, do you know who I'm talking about? Bok from Wicked? Yes. Oh my god, she Do you know who I'm talking about? Bok from Wicked? Yes! So this girl conducted an entire Lookalike contest For Bok from Wicked One second, who's Bok? Have you not seen Wicked? No

We should watch Wicked tonight, Brooke Ariana Grande's guy? Yes, yeah, so it's like A lookalike So she had an Ethan Slater lookalike contest Exactly But it was for Bach Because have you guys

Seen like the trend Or like Wow Exactly What does Bach look like Oh I heard everyone Like making fun of the song

Like we deserve each other Me and Bach No Wait who's this This looks like Matt Rife Doesn't it Oh yeah This is Bach

Um well actually I don't think so Or is that a Is that a Bach lookalike B-O-Q This looks like Matt Reif, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. This is Bach? Well, actually, I don't think so. Is that a Bach lookalike? B-O-Q. But who is this, Eva? I don't know. This is Bach from Wicked. Oh, well, maybe like the actual musical.

But you have to look up Bach, Wicked, Ethan Slater. Oh, that's SpongeBob. She conducted an entire meetup, an entire lookalike, and it went viral. Oh, that's amazing. And she is just so fucking funny. Every video she posts, I'm just locked in. She is so entertaining. I have to follow.

You have to. I don't have to. I think I was confusing her with someone else. Does she kind of make skits? She'll do impersonations sometimes. Oh, yes. I'm thinking of that person. Yes.

Yes. She has everything. She's really funny. Oh, I'm obsessed. How about you, Rookie? She wrote about you for her college essay or something. What? She had to do like a final paper.

And I told her, I said, send it to me when you're done. Oh, I know. She read me to fill. In the best way, though. In the best way. And I would love to read that literally live on Canceled. That's her. Oh, my God.

My diva. My favorite TikToker year and year again is taja alexis i love her i love her kids i love the green abina wina i just i love her and her lore and those that know and her story is crazy she was like on vine and like what did she say on vine that's like super popular i should know i don't have i shouldn't be asking other people. Big fan. And then she ended up going to prison, turning her whole life around. Prison for why? Drugs, I think meth. Oh, okay.

I would love to have her on an unpacker, Lauren. Now she just has like, she gave her life to God and has the cutest little kids, but she's hilarious and I love her. Oh. I wish I was passionate about something. Favorite musician of the year? Lola Young. I love lola young lola young i saw her she's friends with bb and we saw her at uh oceaga and that was before messy came out and we were like oh my god she's so fucking amazing and she's just like her speaking voice

i'm like oh my god i'm obsessed with her and she was just fun she ran around with us and then messy came out and i'm like i do I like loved her way before The hype what is it about me is like my favorite Song absolutely ever of hers And like I just I love seeing her come up I love her Look I love her voice she's like everything about her She was supposed to be here or day before yesterday But we should have her on cancelled I feel like she's a lot

Oh she would I feel like she's almost like too Gentle for cancelled like yeah she is Like a sweetie but yeah she's got that voice She seems like a bad bitch Oh my god I love her yeah love her love i'm going noah khan i love noah khan i was actually the other day thinking about like good things that came from tiktok and i feel like tiktok really put me on to noah khan and like i just i love him so much i always will i was thinking about too just like the folk music of it all like after watching bob dylan i was just like

wow i do love a folk artist yeah give me that banjo give me that harmonica me too I have a good one for you I think I've played him for you before but Jonah Kagan that's oh yeah right now so good well I love him I'm trying to get him to date BB mine I have to give to Faye Webster love her so fucking much obsessed have you ever put me on yeah I was playing her um her on the way here. Oh, great. Yeah. So I'm just not mentally present at all. I already knew that. That's okay. I'll tell you like next time I play when I'm gonna be like, this is Faye.

Oh my God. I love her. Except for I think she's gay and she doesn't know it, but it's fine. Happens to a lot of us. Do you just want her? Do you low key just? Yeah, you in a tub saying that? I'm like. I'm just part time gay these days.

Favorite movie? Oh. Wicked. Favorite movie? I'm going to go'm just part time guy these days favorite movie oh wicked favorite movie I'm gonna go with The Substance wicked great I still haven't seen it I'm going to see it

I promise people are starting to think I'm like actively choosing not to see it and that's not it just committing me to three hours

for like most things is hard you are going to have to take a Vyvanse 100% 100% I have had no time to watch movies because i'm watching the challenge the challenge is my favorite movie that's fair that's fair that's

your media that you've been consuming oh my god please let me on the challenge i'm gonna go the substance for sure though i just think like the whole it started a conversation i think demi more did amazing i've never seen something so unsettling like i remember every single scene and that's a lot for me as well with my like vacant brain so and margaret qualley she's just oh i'm so gay for her speaking of just lezzing out she's like my favorite type of like girl where she's just like so natural and like just big to oh my god i love her gorgeous she's actually everything why don't we end this one with one close to home okay favorite podcast of the year oh mine is gonna be true for the like probably until the end of time this past weekend theo vaughn great great pick me too for sure no question i love and theo i love you he fell out of his chair yesterday it was hilarious

that is so crazy that just would happen to theo vaughn do you think it was on purpose i just assume like when that some like something like that were to happen to him it would be on purpose. Like it's too goofy. It's like slipping on a banana peel. It's too goofy. Like I know all four legs went like this. Like Ari on that horse. What about you?

Broski Nation, duh. Broski Nation! I love her. But also Emergency Intercom. I still need to get into that Because why am I like Impulsive and deal one Every year It's like

Oh my god you pick me Is that the two in the chairs And like the ceiling felon Yes Really funny Niche ass humor So fucking funny Obsessed with them

I love that Really great That is taste That is absolutely taste I also love Basement Yard Basement Yard is great Best clips ever I'm trying to think I love the I've Had It girls I never watched their podcast But I love the clips I've never watched Yard is great Best clips ever I'm trying to think

I love the I've Had It girls I never watched their podcast I've never watched it in full But the clips are so good You would love it If you haven't seen them It's like these two It's basically like me and Tana

Middle aged And they've just had it With everything It's just everything The whole theme of their podcast Is like I've had it with And then they'll be like Moms who do this

No you would actually love So they're just hater core Yes Love it And like goals like you know they just don't give a fuck about the internet and what people think so they've just fucking had it and it's so it's it's amazing tuning in they're so funny trying to think of any other podcast that i want to have them on that would be just like a fun like i would love to i dm them i don't think they've responded they've probably had it with us well fuck i mean

this is the second annual canceled podcast awards we are at two hours but it's been great next year nikki glazer is hosting oh i forgot favorite comedian nikki fucking glazer it was all women for me this year whitney cummings chelsea handler nikki glazer and just the women in the comedy space are amazing and truly like my idols i'm obsessed with seeing nikki get her flowers because i don't know like i've followed her for so long and i feel like every single time i were to open up the comment like comment section on anything that she did a podcast clip of like anything stand up whatever the comments were so negative and like really it always is that way with like female

comedians it's always like a bunch of men being like women shouldn't joke yeah but she i feel like just now people are starting to be like like they recognize like how actually amazing and funny she is and i'm loving watching it happen she deserves it all i like just the golden globes like it's like that was the best award show phenomenal she's always in an amazing roaster but like that that gig nearly impossible yeah truly yep truly impossible like and just everyone gets cooked and we've just been seeing all these out of touch men host things. It is so nice to see her just like hit the nail on the head.

And like you've said, like get her flowers. Like she is everything. She's always been everything. The jokes were perfect. Like without being offensive and without getting someone slapped on stage. Still fucked up. Like I love. In the best way though.

I want a fucked up joke. In the most like finger on the pulse way. Yeah. You know what I mean? She is actually my dream guest on my podcast. I love her. Get me off this mic. I have to go to the bathroom.

Sorry, we're never going to not talk about me shitting. But I love you guys so much. And thank you for coming back. And I love you guys so much. I love you guys. We love you, Paige. Favorite co-hosts. Love you guys.

We love you!