Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 11: Episode 11: Zane and Heath's Vlog Squad Threesome

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

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From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Cancer. Don't remember doing this at all i can only hold myself accountable look how good my life is so what else canceled tanimotia is canceled hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast are we going yeah all right round of applause, guys. So today we have two of my favorite people. Not that if they were ever asked their favorite people, they would say me.

But I love them more than anything. Zane and Heath. Hello, Zane and Heath. Thanks for having us. I know. We're here. It's very surprising. I'm so excited. You guys are my dream guests. Every week I go, where's Zane and Heath? Please, can we have Zane and Heath? We got a lot to live up to right now. She gave me, so this week, Matt King actually DM'd me.

And I was just shocked in general to see Matt King DM me because it's been some years since I got like a Matt King slide in. Here I am thinking he wants anything from me or anything to do with me. Totally not. And he's like, will you please come surprise Zayn and Heath for their 100th episode? My first thought is just like, okay, so like Stassi's busy, like, you know, like anyone good is busy.

I'm sure they hit up the whole list and nobody except for you. No, I was 25th on the list of people. To your credit, you were the only one that fucking came through and showed up. Well, yeah, because other people like, she showed up. I don't know, like for me, I'm like,

oh my God, Zayn, you want me in their podcast cloud? Like your other people, your friends are probably just like, oh, like I'm out of town or whatever. But I was so stoked. want me on their podcast? Cloud. Like, your other people, your friends are probably just like, oh, like, I'm out of town or whatever. But I was so stoked. And just, like, the cloud of that. It's your 100th episode.

Yeah, congratulations. Thank you. That's a lot. What is this, episode 11? And we're burnt out. No. And it was really nice, too, because we didn't really plan anything. No, we weren't expecting it at all.

So, like, you just, like, showed up and we're like, oh, shit. Hell yeah. But I felt so bad at the same time because it's like their 100th episode celebrating all their success and like here Tana comes in to talk about like sucking dick. Three, five, oh, oh, just barging in. Terrible. That made me really feel fat.

I'm like, whoa, what's that? That's what you say to somebody fat? That's a bad joke. Oh, I thought that was just like somebody like coming in like unexpected. Like the world's moving every time. No, our friend group has a full bit. Like Amari, like whenever I'm like walking fat upstairs and you can like hear me, like that's what we say.

I have a specific walk too. Everybody can hear me all the time when I'm in the house. He's got heavy feet. I know. Right? No, it's my body. I don't think so. But we are, they're only, I mean, I guess you could say, I was going to say you're only doing this as a favor to me because I did your episode.

A hundred percent. But also, you didn't even know I was going to do your episode. So it's like the fact that you guys showed up, that you pulled a me, you bailed. I was so excited that we were going to do it Friday and then they couldn't. But I was just so, I love when other people have to move appointments

because I know I do that all the time. I'm like, yes, they're here. I looked at Heath like an hour before we left and I was like, hey, should we just pull with Hannah and just not show up that morning the whole like literally the entire morning Zane was just like this

ooh what was wrong with you I sleep wrong all the time I pulled my neck the whole day he was just like this just like seething it kept hitting a nerve and then my whole body would shake like that. I have really bad scoliosis and back and neck problems.

When, how old were you when that started happening to you? Me? Yeah. It probably started like two, three years ago. How old are you right now? Because everything just started hurting. You probably have Lyme disease. Damn.

Lyme disease? I heard that's really bad. She just thinks she has it right now, so she's projecting it onto everyone else. No, I know that I have it and she is gaslighting me. She's WebMDing. Guys, she's. Yeah, I'm WebMDing, but I got bit by a dick in Hawaii. And I felt like shit ever since.

Oh, hold on. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's something you should really. I know. I had a horror story at the emergency room the other day. But I had made the biggest scene ever. But I like I had to order an at home like test because.

Apparently it's not easy to get Lyme tested. No, because I know that I have it, and everyone's gaslighting me and making me feel crazy, but my whole body's blistering. I don't know where I felt like, we all just screwed over an inch. How long ago did you get bit by the tick? Three months ago, whenever her birthday was.

This is also an imaginary tick. Do you feel super lethargic? Yes. Yesterday, literally, I woke up in the morning, and I never got out of bed the whole day, slept all through the day slept all through the night, I literally woke up to come to this podcast It's so scary, one tiny little tick could take you out

for life and you got Lyme disease It's a fucking tick, it's this fucking thing I'm like, can't figure it out Is it a disease that lives in them or because they're like picking out like, I don't know what it is Not all ticks, I think it's some I thought I had Lyme for a second, too. So it is unfair of me to, like, gaslight you because I have the same scare.

Yeah. I heard the word gaslighting, what, eight times already? Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. It's like my new word. I'm like abusing it. I'm just going to start throwing that word out there, too. I literally still don't think I know what it means.

I've heard five different definitions. That's because you're in a healthy relationship. She loves to. Yeah. Honestly, I think that probably is it. She loves to use it. And she taught it to me. So could you define it for us? Well, it went viral. When you get your order wrong, you think that's gaslighting.

No, fully, fully. I'm not like Wendy's. It's like the wrong order. I'm like, you are fucking gaslighting. Flooring it at a green light. Gaslighting. It's ridiculous. It's really just a form of like manipulation and like projecting onto someone else. You know, like when like a girl to a guy is like, let's say like cheated on her you know and she's like you you know you

cheated on me and he's why cheated because you're there like gaslighting is just like a okay yeah so you know i i mean you seem like you're crazy that's yeah making you feel crazy yeah gosh i thought it was like if we get into an argument and then i start that's it uh and then i start raising my voice and getting like more and more aggressive and mad so then you match my energy and you start yelling and then i dial it completely back and i'm like okay you don't need to yell like calm down that is kind of that's that's a form of it i think yeah like it's more of a general statement that is that would be kind of a form of gaslighting i do that though shit i'll like be screaming you get people going and then you like dial it back

and then you're like okay why are you why are you yelling yeah like i don't know why calm down right now because like your energy is like way too much yeah matt constantly tells me that i gaslight him but like i really oh my god i believe him though like he's one that thinks everything's gaslighting too oh my god you're gaslighting me no i have to girl i hear it 25 times a day oh my i'll be saying it about everyone i can't even deal i think my boyfriend's currently gaslighting me. So stay tuned for that. I can't even deal. This is such a new thing.

What do people call this shit like before a year ago? I think manipulating. I don't know. That there wasn't. I don't know. I learn words every day that I'm like, what would I have ever done without that one? How did we live without it? I mean, when Hunter used to gaslight me, I would just say you're Ted Bundy and me.

And then I like. I think that's a little different. Yeah, that's. Definitely. No, I'm like literally a psychopath. Like, figure it out. Definitely. So, today.

I'm having the nervous hangy, so I'm going to take a shot. Okay. I was actually nervous shakes from being on this podcast. Both things. You got a hangover? A little bit. Like, I didn't drink a lot. I think it's just like the.

No, I'm so. I'm wildly hungover today. Zane and I were at the. Oh, you got him a Zane size. As in like he could drink the whole thing. Yes, his personal bottle. 100%. Zane and I were at the same club last night and then we missed each other.

I don't even know. You were never there. Oh, you were never there when I was there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We missed each other. But you text me at like 1 a.m. And you were like, let's go out so we can have something to talk about on the podcast. I go, podcast. Oh, that's how you. That's how you knew like, let's go out so we can have something to talk about on the podcast. I go, podcast?

Oh, that's how you knew it was today? I had no idea we were doing this today. She doesn't read the group chat. I was all excited. But it's good that we didn't see each other because I actually really wanted to go home. I just, I don't know why I said that. Last night was absolutely whack too. I'm like very happy that we didn't like try to send it all night.

Everything, just that there's nothing to do in the city anymore. I know. It's so fucking boring. Going out used to be so fun and now I feel like even just like when I go out with like you and David

and shit, it's like, so Shadow Ranch or should we fuck ourselves? Like, there's nothing else to do. Yeah, I was telling Keith, like, I think it's time to move. It's time to like,

I know it's bad when we have like friends and family come into town and they're like, what should we do? Let's go out tonight. Like, where do you go?

And I'm like... You don't want to bring them to Bootsy Bellows. You don't want to bring them anywhere we go. It's not a fun place. It's like Sparkle. I feel like when everyone first gets here, even for the first few years, you're excited by everything. But now it's exhausting.

Even these TikTokers that just moved here, I feel like they're already bored. I think they hit every single place multiple times more than we ever have in the last seven They also got given everything you could possibly imagine or want in this life so quickly. Yes, another like, well, shit. That is the truest thing that I've ever heard because I feel like I had years of immense struggle in the beginning of my internet fame. You know, I'm like outside of a club.

Like, who do I have to show my tits to to get into? We saw it. We saw those videos in the hotel rooms. Oh, yeah. You kids oh yeah you saw it yeah i saw we all saw you struggle you just had videos in hotel rooms and i thought of like eight different things i like don't even know which one i did wrong but i mean like the tiktokers just moved here and like fucking they're killing it immediately does that that's actually one of the things i wanted to talk to you guys about i'm jumping ahead but i mean like you guys you know that i didn't know this about you until today, though?

What? I mean, I hate, I don't mean this in a cunt way, but who cares? We're, like, mean to each other, so who cares? But, I mean, I always thought that your fame, like, directly came from David. Like, as in just, like, you were his. That is what I feel.

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Sorry. That was bad. I don't even remember the first time I met you. Like, I can't like put an image in my head first time I met you. I don't know the first time I met you. Probably Ved Con or something. No, I feel like it was like a weird, like just somewhere. I don't even, I really don't know.

I don't remember either. I don't know. But I mean, like, does it, what's the, does you ever think about the difference in the way that you came up versus the people now? Is it interesting to you? I mean, yeah, it's very interesting. I mean, obviously we see TikTok is blowing up there.

They're like, it's happening so quick. And I, but like at the same time, we can't complain because TikTok is a completely different platform. The way people blow up on there is. I'm honestly excited. And the generations just so do. I'm excited for them, but at the same time, I feel bad. Like being given all that at once at such a young age.

Sensory overload. I know how I felt moving out here at 21 and doing decent. And how that made me feel. We're living paycheck to paycheck for the first year and a half, two years. 100%. We still had a lot of fun. Yeah. We did well.

We obviously didn't have crazy money or everything. And we were being frugal. But we still felt kind of like. Even as little as we were. We kind of felt like we were the shit. You know what I mean? It was like a good feeling, you know? We thought special, I guess, because we like came into this and it was like exciting.

Yeah. So I couldn't imagine. I think that's how we started too. It was like really organic. It was like we just wanted to do it for fun. So I couldn't imagine having like literally 50 times the following as we had back then. Yeah. And literally infinite money and fame.

Yeah. I feel like that's a problem. And being like 16, 17, 18. I literally, I don't know what would happen. And being like 16, 17, 18. I literally, I don't know what would happen. And you thought like the paparazzi pictures being taken on,

you didn't think that was really it because like, you know, anybody can get paparazzi pictures. Can't relate. But like just seeing, but seeing them all of a sudden in Vogue shit and Louis Vuitton

and they're all with these, like seeing that, I'm like, whoa, okay. They're being taken seriously. I'm honestly more concerned that you just said Louis Vuitton with a B Louis Vuitton

no but I get what you're saying completely you know what I mean like no high end brands and just like shit that we would work for

for like I guess years to like just it all happens well let's be honest we'll never get that yeah like I'm acting like I could work for 10 years and ever be in Louis Vuitton

they're like they're like gonna pay me to not wear their shit you know what I mean like 100% like yeah well he years and ever be in Louis Vuitton. They're like, they're like going to pay me to not wear their shit. You know what I mean? Like 100%. Like, yeah. He thought it would be part of the Husky collection. Stop.

What is that? That's the size pants I wore as I was a kid growing up. We wouldn't be able to fit in anything that any of those brands would. Oh, I'm thinking like 14 Husky. That was me. Do you guys remember, that just made me think because you were saying like you know like you felt like the shit do you remember the first moment where you felt like oh i'm fucking famous or like like a defining moment that's my favorite question to ask people i'm i still haven't had

like something like where i'm like i'm fucking famous i don't think like that there's been like you know something crazy like this doesn't happen to regular people like this or not the regular that sounds so wrong but you know what i mean like this this is not this is an anomaly this is abnormal oh this is really something i think probably when we were in florida and like people would recognize us in the mall like that to me was like holy shit like people like like you've seen numbers on a screen right yeah you're like 50 000 followers you're like okay and then when one of those people is like oh my god you're so and so you're like oh wow

these people are real like they actually here's a fun one this one just popped in my head another moment that Heath and I really like sat there

and were like holy shit this is insane is when we got that opportunity to do Vines with that like the Christmas boss from Superbad

oh yeah we did like a whole Vine it was like four Vines and it was like it was horror themed because we were in October and they had this like campaign where-

That was pretty surreal. Yeah. We got to like act out like a horror Vine scenes with the guy from Superbad and that was really cool. We got to go to his house. That was the first time

we found out that not all celebrities live in big mansions, gated mansions. People live in like normal neighborhoods and normal houses. Yeah, that's so true.

That was really fun. And he was so sweet to us. That's always the crazy shit to me is it's not even really, like, the actual, like you said, like, the paparazzi moments. It's, like, when you meet someone you grew up watching or, like, someone, like, nuts. I remember, do you know The Bling Ring? Do you know what that's about?

Yeah. Oh, where they would come in and steal the clothes or something? Yeah. That's a good movie, by the way. But I grew up, like, I was such a Paris Hilton, like, Lindsay Lohan, like, when they would come in and steal the clothes. That's a good movie. But I grew up, I grew up like, like I was such a Paris Hilton, like Lindsay Lohan, like type of stand.

So like when Paris Hilton got robbed, I was obsessed with it. You know, like who did this? Why? And when she had done that, yes. You would have been part of posse.

Like, I mean, I stole, so I did bad shit. Like, you know what I mean? Like I, I think that if my friends were like,

listen, like we could rob these celebrities. Like I would do it, you know, now I wouldn't, I know it's wrong now. That'd be, like, we could rob these celebrities. Like, I. You could do it. You know, now I wouldn't. I know it's wrong now. That'd be such a crazy story if you, like, robbed from Paris, like, years ago. And then you.

And now she's like, here, back to her house. I know. I'm just in her house, like, having dinner. I'm like, I robbed you once. You're like, does this look familiar? She's like, how do you know where the bathroom was? No, yeah. Fully, fully.

Yeah. So, when I met the bling ring bitch, I was, like, freaking out. She has a podcast now. She got out of jail. And she's, like, sober. Oh, wait. What's her name? Yeah, she was, like, yeah. Fully, fully. Yeah, so when I met the bling ring bitch, I was like freaking out. She has a podcast now. She got out of jail and she's like sober. Oh, wait, what's her name? Yeah, she was like Alexis Nyers. She's like,

she was addicted to drugs. And now she's what, an icon or something? I mean, she just like, she really like turned over a new leaf. Like she was like addicted to heroin,

wasn't it? Yeah, heroin crazy shit. And she was like, she was just really like, but then she started like, like what are they called? I can't even think. Rehabs.

I can't even think of the fucking name. That's how it gets. Rehabs. She started rehabilitation centers and married a rich guy. And they were super wholesome and shit. And I met her. And I was like, I loved you when you were a robber. So it's awesome to see you come this far.

I hope Paris isn't listening. Fuck. No, no, no. It's wrong. I didn't love that she robbed Paris. I obviously loved Paris. Like, you know, OK. I get what you're saying. Oh, no, I know. It's wrong. I didn't love that she robbed Paris. I obviously love Paris. Like, you know, OK. I get what you're saying.

You look great on that monitor. Oh, my God. Zane, I think that's the first compliment you've ever given. But I wish you didn't give it to her because she wasn't even looking yet. You've seen on TikTok. Couch couple. Yes. Couch guy.

Couch guy. If you guys don't know, Brooke, I think you'd be the best at explaining this if you want to take it away. Basically, what had happened was this girl posts a TikTok. Very innocent TikTok. Great sound. Just like supposed to be a wholesome vibe. She's walking into an apartment. It's her long distance boyfriend that she's surprising in another state.

She walks in. He's on the couch. Three girls next to him. him phone who knows where the fucking phone was okay he doesn't stand up they had each other's phones that it looked like they had each other's phone no no like she was surprising him like like let's say your boyfriend's in college and you're like gonna go surprise him yeah and it's like the the sentimental sound like just like that like it's like all loving yeah exactly exactly and so she's like all lovey. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And so she's like trying to make this sentimental video of her pulling up and surprising him.

And then he doesn't get off the couch. He's not excited. He's with three bitches. They're like laughing to themselves. And so it's gone so viral. The most viral I've really seen. I'm holding two Trulies. I need them back. I checked today.

And what made us so weird is that everybody was just so quiet. That's the thing. The girl next to her was literally, she didn't even, she literally was just. Wait, has anybody asked them

to post that with the original sound? No. That would probably answer a lot of questions. No, they're fighting for their lives. That girl is literally.

They're fighting for their lives. I feel bad they're getting torn apart. Like, if he was or wasn't, like, still. You know,

that's going to stink up the relationship. Oh, yeah. Please talk to me, though. Mariah's in another country. Right. And she's been there for, I'm trying to relate this to your life, okay? And she's been there for months, right? You guys can't see each other.

You're working, whatever, whatever. And she thinks you can't come see her. But you're like, I'm going to surprise my girl. Let's do it for a vlog. I'm so excited. I'm going to surprise her. Yeah. And so you get where she is.

You fly in. It's like a long flight. You know, you have your suitcase. Right, right. And you pull up with your suitcase. I'm excited. And you walk in. Thinking I'm going to get the best reaction.

Right. And she does this. And she's on a couch with three guys. And they're laughing. She talks to her phone behind her. Yeah. And they hand her her phone. And the first thing she does is go and grab the phone from back here.

From one of the guys. Hold it. No, the guy. Yeah. She grabs her phone from another guy. thing she does is go and grab the phone from back here. From one of the guys. Hold it. No, the guy. Yeah. She grabs her phone from another guy. It'd be fucking done. Yeah, like you'd be sick, right? If you're not up in two seconds jumping, screaming and like freaking out to see me. No, I mean, I'm not

covering the guy. I'm not protecting the guy, but like there are videos where when they get surprised they're in shock, so they just sit there for five seconds and then get up. But she sucks. She's like, uh, like, you know, like. Yeah, but there are videos where when they get surprised they're in shock, so they just sit there for five seconds and then get up. But I think the way he handed the girl the phone back, it was just so sneakily

where he could have just been like that and then get up, but he went like that. He also has short hair and he had a hair tie on his wrist. Oh, I didn't see that one. I've seen multiple breaking it down, like slow-mo zooming in, showing like different things. It's so crazy and I do feel bad

for them, but honestly, my immediate reaction, I started to question myself because my immediate reaction was kind of what you're saying. I was like, oh, well, you know what? Like there could be a lot of things and then I was like, oh, wait, I am equally delusional. I would 100% like be on the guy's side because every guy ever has, yeah. But it goes viral and 30 million people are telling you how whack it is.

You're going to fight for your life or you're going to be like. Listen. It was a bad setup. I mean. I know. I get what you're saying. It was really bad. I get what you're saying.

Because I don't know how I would react. I feel like pressured in situations like that where I'm like, oh, like I'm supposed to react a certain way. I like get embarrassed. I'm like. Yeah. Yeah. And if I really love someone, I might fight for my life too.

I used to do that shit with Jake Paul all the time. I'm like, he's not cheating. He's someone, I might fight for my life too. I used to do that shit with Jake Paul all the time. I'm like, he's not cheating. He's just having fun with his dick in her mouth. That's the thing. I'm the queen of defending

somebody who doesn't deserve it. So I'm like, I feel for you. What's her name? Lauren. Lauren, we're looking out for you. I do have an update

on the story because they just posted it yesterday. The two girls that were next to him on the couch made a TikTok. Oh, yeah,

I saw that. I saw it like quickly. They posted it. It only had like a thousand likes. I'm like, oh, I'm getting this shit. Oh, my God. First people to see this. And they were saying how,

guys, I know this has been a crazy few days. Trust me, we've on our end. We're laughing too. And we just can't believe how out of like, how out of context, out of context that the whole video got. And but no, look, we both knew that she was coming we didn't want to like stand up and freak

out because we wanted to give him the moment or give her the moment. So they were in on the surprise they were in on the surprise too apparently I guess but it's also like. See things do happen like that on the internet though it's like where someone will say one thing and everyone runs with it like they like I'm just I don't know I told my boyfriend straight up like if I showed up

somewhere to surprise you and you're on the couch with three bitches and you don't even stand up excited I'm just I don't know I told my boyfriend straight up I like if I showed up somewhere to surprise you on the couch with three bitches and you don't even stand up excited I'm literally gonna fuck your dad and your dad's best friend and your brother and everyone you know like I would just be so fucking that's a little excessive I think I think the audio the audio will help a lot

because you hear people's voices when if he's she comes in and she's not supposed to be in there, you will hear people's reactions in a very negative way. We're giving you a tip, girl. If you're going to keep finding real life, maybe. Post the original audio. Trust me, all questions will be answered. The hug didn't even look that good.

That's what I'm saying. And it's also like, dude, she's trying to claim that all the girls on the couch were her friends. But even if my friends were in on it, Brooke, I would expect you to like, like if I haven't seen you in months, you'd be like, you'd get up. You'd be excited. You wouldn't be like, oh, shit, on your phone, like laughing awkward. I agree. It was the girls like.

It was the little subtle scoot over, too. They all did that. All three of them. They were like, all right. I'm not going to lie. It looked like that was his little sister when she walked in with that backpack. They didn't even look like a couple to me. Because at first when this went viral, I thought it was staged. I thought it was like a staged thing that they were trying to make go viral and make it look like a fake thing.

Damn, I'm smart. I'm noting that one. Yeah. It is fun, though, to see all the like reactions or like the like recreations like everybody's on take on it. I want to do that to the funniest videos.

It's hysterical. Someone even did it on Club Penguin. They did it on Club Penguin like they did an aerial of the penguin coming in. I'm so obsessed with Club Penguin again.

They like re-brought it back. I've been like playing it. It's literally so fun. This is not sponsored. Yeah, why do you play that game? It's so fun. It's not even real Club Penguin either. It's literally so fun. This is not sponsored. Yeah, why do you play that game? It's so fun. It's not even real Club Penguin either.

It's like Club Penguin's like... That was for like young kids to like chat. It's because I'm five. I would get banned every time I tried to get on Club Penguin. Is it because like do you type like you try to name your penguins like P-E-N-1-S and then it'll like block that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

But there's like games in it. It's so fun. I'm literally obsessed. Is it actually fun or are you just on it because it's like. It's nostalgic. So it's cool. But no, but also I have a pea brain. So like maybe I'm having way too much fun.

It's the only thing you can understand. She's so stimulated. She's like, oh my God, I just bought a new house. I'm like my new igloo. I'm so excited. It's the most I've seen her focus on anything in years. Can I tell you something about Tana? You're so good.

Right now she's settled on gluten intolera-mole game. I've seen her focus on anything in years. Can I tell you something, Montana? I've missed so much. Right now, she's settled on gluten intolerant. She's literally, I've seen her literally neck, like, chips and guac, pizza, burgers, everything. No, it's funny. Never had a gluten intolerant. And then one day, she'll eat, like, a chip, and she'll be like, oh, my God, look at my, like, I can't believe this has happened to me. Look at this chip. It's like, poor back.

You know, so many brands have been using gluten, they put gluten-free on their shit. It's literally lights. There's never gluten in there. Oh, I'm fucked. Have you seen vodka? They put gluten-free on their shit. It's literally lights. There's never gluten in there. Oh, I'm fucked. Have you seen vodka? They put gluten-free vodka. There's no gluten in vodka. There's no gluten in vodka.

I actually just had a drink like that last night at Bryce's. They all said gluten-free. And I was like, look, see, I'm being gluten-free. It's like a fucking self-serve vodka. They're putting it on stuff that, like, it doesn't even make sense. Like gluten-free rice. And it's like rice that never had gluten. Like water.

Hold on, wait. It's like, yeah. Rice is a grain. It doesn't contain wheat. What's gluten? Wheat. Like bread, wheat. I don't even know.

I'm definitely for a fat gluten intolerant, but I can normally eat it and be chill. I'm sitting here explaining what's in gluten and what's not gluten, but I don't even know what gluten is. I'm a fucking idiot. No, gluten is wheat. You're a fraud, kid. I'm a scam artist. You're a fraud. Do You're a fraud, kid. I'm a scam artist. You're a fraud. Do you do that too?

Like Mariah does the New York, like you just, you know how you do the New York accent. It rubs off on me every once in a while. I wish Mariah came. I literally love her. I'm the biggest Mariah stan of all time. I'm obsessed with her. I love her. She's literally the best.

I used to dance with her. I bet I'm a bigger stan. That's, okay. I'm the second biggest Mariah stan of all time. God, don't be cute for 30 seconds. We get it. She's the fucking best. She really, really is. If you don't be cute for 30 seconds. We get it. She's the fucking best. She really, really is.

If you don't marry that boy, of course you will. gone to his fucking... Are you... Brooke just said, if you don't marry that girl. We talked about this on your podcast the other day.

I was like, are you coming in her? Is she ever going to get pregnant? I just went... Why would she say that? The questions she asks. How you guys been? Oh, I was fucked up.

Did you nut inside? At this point, I was fucked up on my medication. So I was sitting there. I don't even know if I heard that right or not. I was fucked up. Did you nut inside? At this point, I was fucked up on my medication. So I was sitting there. I don't even know if I heard that right or not. I was sitting there like, oh, God. I need it. I'm making shit up in my head right now.

I've been trying this medication called hydroxycine. Hydroxycine? Scene. Hydroxycine. For what? Something like that. For anxiety. Really?

All it did was cause more anxiety. Oh, my God. Let me know what works, baby. He's drinking on it, so. Well, I mistakenly drank. I took it and forgot I took it and drank like three happy hours. Did you take it today? No.

That happy hour. No, I'm not taking it anymore. He got it in there. Do you plan on ever proposing to Mariah? Of course. Are you guys going to get married? When? I don't know.

He can't tell us when. That's why I'm surprised. Like, I want to know so bad. I just, oh my God. She's going to be the best. You guys are like my favorite couple ever. Dude, I want to know so bad. I just, oh my God. She's going to be the best. Ugh. Literally. You guys are like my favorite couple ever.

Dude, I met their fucking house the other day. I go in the bathroom and I swear to God, there's like, like, poopery, mints, like, facial wipes,

like, no, but I'm talking like, like, eight books like, stacked to read. Like, their whole house is just so perfect. And of course, me, I'm just under the impression

that no one can do anything themselves because I'm fully incapable. Well, there's a chal incapable on her fucking pillowcase i'm like oh my god yeah disgusting fully well yeah we're very domesticated no and i walk in my eyes like yeah i do it all i'm just like god damn imagine having that i would if she has more energy i think than i've ever seen in a human being in my life that like is what really gets me i'm like she really she she wakes up she like you know why she has energy because pasta and bread gives her energy that's actually that's her healthy food it's all she eats like you see how she up. You know why she has energy? Because pasta and bread gives her energy. That's actually that's her healthy food. That's all she eats.

Like you see how she looked at the abs that she has. It doesn't make sense. And she's like the best dancer ever. It's like she like that's such a workout. Like she kills that. She's losing weight and I'm gaining weight eating the same thing with her. And she loves that. The only thing that's really not working out for us right now.

I'd be like what do you want to eat she's like pasta pizza yeah oh my god I want that so bad right now that's why I'm so starving I can't even deal we have a friend like that like she can eat

anything that she wants and I'll just go with her and I eat I'm like that friend who's like okay well if my friend's eating it I can eat it too ridiculous

maybe it doesn't work that way it really fucking me and Matt like we'll order McDonald's at like 11 in the morning. He stays ordering like fast food hamburgers. That's all he eats

You know what? I would think that he was like not above that but I feel like he's so smart that I would feel like he would be like oh my God, that stuff is frying your brain.

Matt's a little, yeah, like a little elitist vibe. Like I would expect him to be like I eat kale for my brain. Yeah, I would be like

you guys are eating McDonald's that's what that's poison yeah like he knows he knows that that food doesn't affect him so he's just like oh I'm just gonna eat this all the time because it

doesn't make no that's honestly so would I if I knew I could have a Big Mac and not look like well yeah me too what's like if there was one thing that you could pick that like like that's

unhealthy but it would be healthy right you could like eating it wouldn't like affect you at all just talk bell alcohol no no no like because that's like the only thing like like like a whopper or like a oh oh chalupa crunch or whatever hot cheetos pad thai because pad thai is like peanut butter or something and it's my favorite food. It tastes like peanut butter. No, it has peanut butter. The peanut sauce. Pad Thai.

Every dish of Pad Thai is like 3,000 calories and I eat it every day. Oh, pizza. I swear, I want to order pizza every other night. I could eat it every other night. I mean, it's bad for you, but it's not so calorie dense that it's like... I thought it is. I mean, a slice of pizza is like 800 calories's not like so calorie dense that it's like. I thought it is.

I mean, a slice of pizza is like 800 calories. Well, I eat a whole box. It's not. Okay. I don't eat like a couple slices. Ordered Domino's and pizza because I was so bored and wanted to see which pizza was better. Domino's. Are you kidding?

That's not a question. No, but I ate both. I ate both boxes. And it wasn't just one slice of each and be like, I know the winner. You were really doing research. He was like, check this one out. It was like a really depressing. The answer is Domino's.

I could have told you before you ordered. Domino's completely killed it. If I was on death row. I like Papa John's. Wait, that's a really great question. That's my favorite question. Papa John's isn't even here anymore. Yeah, there is.

Who's Papa John? There's no way. Domino's is so much better than Papa John's. I haven't seen Domino's. You think so? Yeah. To me, Domino's is a little too greasy. Like, when you eat the crust, you feel, like, kind of.

Oh, but I love that shit. I've never. This is my, like, big flicks in life. I think I grew up. My big flicks. I'm not kidding. I grew up. My mom let me eat what my, like, grandparents do.

Let me eat anything I wanted so I don't ever feel sick from food. Me either. I'll never eat Taco Bell and be like, ugh, like, that anything I wanted so I don't ever feel sick from food. Me either. I'll never eat Taco Bell and be like, ugh, like that made me feel bad. Like, no.

No, like the other day, I literally had like CPK, KFC, five guys and then something else in like one day. No,

but I'm also disgusting and then the next day. But then she posted a whole story about how her life is ending. No, yeah, like, but I am allergic to gluten

but normally I eat it and then I just wake up with stomach pain but then once a month I get super pregnant, excruciating pain, like insane. And I just have to stop doing this to myself. Whenever you bring in people from your hometowns and shit or like your friends, are they ever like, what the fuck is going on? Like, you're like, you know, they love our group out here. Yeah.

Like all of my best friends that I have back home that have come out to visit. They're like, wow, like everybody's genuinely like been so sweet and welcoming and welcoming yeah and like that makes me feel good that you know you have two separate like groups of friends and they can see them get along yeah I feel like you guys have a really special group though where it's like everybody in your group is very like humble and like very regular like I feel like none of you like you all have like obviously money and followers and stuff but it's like none of you have like you don't look down on people like you're not like like that at all that's i think it's because we're too busy looking down on ourselves right i feel that one thing is like our friend group like we didn't force a friendship to make content yeah we were constantly hanging out beforehand

yeah i saw that for a long time yeah and then david ended up just like filming us like this is funny let's film this so 100% like it was a very genuine friendship from the start because even in the beginning it was we were so weird out that he even had a camera for yeah because we'd hang out all these times without filming anything all of a sudden he just he was like i'm gonna vlog and we're like vlogging we didn't even know what vlogging fucking was. He's like surgically implanting it in his hand, though. Like, so it's never a way. No, we set a time.

We do a Vine, which takes like fucking 30 minutes to do. And then you upload it and that's it. We don't film anymore. Yeah. But David brought in the camera aspect. We're pretty much filming. I think people often forget, too, because it's funny because people obviously always ask me, like, what, you know, like in real life what's a vlog squad like in real life like what's your intel on it and i always say they're like some of my favorite people they're so humble they're so nice like we

you know obviously we joke and shit but i'm saying like you know we all have the same sense of humor we can kick it for hours and it's dope because i think they're good people genuinely and people like what like david's not flexing his cars 24 7 like they're not like all just making fun of each other and being evil. And I'm like, you don't realize like us all sitting around and being like, Oh my God, I love your hair today. Like,

Oh my God, let's take a shot. Like that's not going to make for a great vlog. Like, no, like, but like beside of the vlog, but also that doesn't even make for a good friendship.

Like you want people that are going to call you out when you're doing something stupid. You know what I mean? Like being honest, like being really honest. But I think that's like, that's like me originally, like as a, I'm like, I was a fan, like a full fan. And I mean like being honest like being That's like me originally like as a I'm like I was a fan like a full fan And I literally like I loved it because you guys were so relatable and like I felt like it was my friend group

You know what I mean? I feel like that's like your guys's appeal to everybody else is like everybody feels like That's like what their true friend group is like and they're like oh my god I could I could fit right in and there's a person where I feel with all of you guys and I always like I feel like It's always gonna be there's another thing like if somebody always like, I feel like it's always going to be that way. There's another thing that like, if somebody is like in your friend group or something, like saying something like cracking jokes

and like you truly don't like it, like say something. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? No, yeah, 100%. If they're your friend, they'll stop. And if they don't, then fuck them. No, and that's like, that's again,

not to keep referencing the Jonah thing. I just think it's a good, like if he was ever like, guys, don't laugh at this. Don't make this joke. It hurts me. Yeah, like it's not funny anymore, then you know, and it's a good, like if he was ever like, guys, don't laugh at this. Don't make this joke. It hurts me. Yeah, like it's not funny anymore than you know,

and it's not funny anymore. You guys wouldn't, like he genuinely is like, you know what I mean? Like it's just funny that people don't know that like everyone enjoys that. Yeah, and if anybody

ever feels uncomfortable, like I feel like we always get their back or we always take their back. Absolutely. Like obviously like they're flustered or like something's uncomfortable. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, 100%. Do you, it's interesting to me because obviously we know david took a little break from vlogging now he's back yeah um do you feel like there's any difference in vlogging then versus now oh 100 what's the difference well because the pin the pandemic was honestly it was took the worst toll like for we all like gain an extra or we all like Gain an extra 10 pounds That's what I was gonna say But it put like another Like five six years on our life

Like we just We have no energy anymore We don't want to like Go out and do crazy shit anymore We don't want to I feel drained Yeah I know You went sober

Did you do it During the pandemic or when? Yeah I had a Pretty long sober spree And then I Yeah I got What do they call it

Get back on the wagon. Something about a wagon. Something about a wagon. I think you usually take off when you feel like alcohol is kind of like a reward for yourself. When you're doing really well, you're like, you know what? I deserve this weekend.

I know a lot of people like that. That's the thing. I'm very self-aware when it comes to stuff like that. And I'll be like, okay, I need to chill for a while. But that's good restraint. This is getting to be too much. So then I'll go a month sober. And then I'll just be like, okay.

That was your original reasoning. You were just like, this is too much. I want to go sober. Well, health too. I notice, well, one, drinking is not the best for your body. But when I'm drunk, I is, I have like an addictive personality. So if I start something,

I don't fucking stop. Yeah. So like if I'm drinking, like I'm, I'm blacking out. Yeah. Oh yeah. You know?

Yeah. And I, I know that about me. I remember the first time I really realized. And I'll just eat like shit because I'm like, fuck it. I don't care. Yeah.

But I mean, but you're, at least you're choosing advice and stopping it. I can't stop any. That's just, I think it's important to be self-aware. Like, I feel like what you because I'm like, fuck it, I don't care. Yeah, but I mean, but at least you're choosing advice and stopping it. I can't stop any. I think it's important to be self-aware. Like, I feel like what you're saying

is like you notice and then you fix it. Like, that's important because like my roommate, same thing. She was like, you know what, honestly, like I've been drinking too much

and I like cannot control myself but I do, I have to stop. I'm like, honestly, great. Like, great to acknowledge it and stop because I can't, like a great to acknowledge it and stop because i can't like a lot of people do i notice things and uh end it too or i just notice them and keep going if it makes you feel better yeah you cut stuff just whatever helps you sleep but it's like for a lot of times it's not necessarily like a problem like maybe you drink too much and

like you get out of hand but it's not like like gonna affect your life in like a really negative way but just being able to acknowledge it at that point be like okay maybe I'll go a month without drinking and accomplishing that then it makes you feel good I noticed like like drinking to me like oh man I'm like pouring one out

anything offensive to the alcohol community no I think that offends Zane and I are spearheading the alcohol community I think alcohol is the offend us that offends that offends you because I'll take it personally I think alcohol is the worst thing in the world

honestly but I love it Brooke and I are chugging our truly's as you say no but I love it that's the problem

no it is no it is it is the worst it is every the most fucking yeah cheers

the dumbest things I've ever done in my life and the biggest mistakes I've made have been because I was wasted oh then that's a

that's a very I mean I make bad decisions in general so I mean like I but I'm saying if you know something is the common denominator obviously

so it's like it's like wow I have fun yeah wow I'm an idiot yeah that's my whole life I guess it's just finding like

a responsible balance am I gonna am I gonna go sober after this guy no life I guess it's just finding like a responsible balance am I gonna am I gonna go sober after this guy no but I mean it was an amazing realization this is AA

we're like fully I mean but why can I see you like speaking in an AA I actually had a sober boyfriend for a while and went to a couple AAs

and it's so like just with him and it was like the most life changing experience it's crazy like people bring in their parents and shit and like have their parents

talk about how it affected their lives and shit like it like makes you want to bawl it's nuts one of my bring in their parents and shit and like have their parents talk about how it affected their lives and shit. Like it like makes you want to ball. It's nuts. One of my first recollections of you guys was of me thinking to myself, these could be more than just my internet friends. We were at the VMAs. I was telling you about this before I was wearing curtains on my arms this

year. It was such a, it was the curtain, the curtain sleeves. So fucking tragic. My stylist put curtains down my arms. I just hooked up with Maggie for the first time, too. I saw that shit.

I was like, what the fuck is she thinking? But that's when I realized you could wear dumb shit for attention. And that changed my whole life. I dressed as a dollar bill. I took a snake to the VMAs. You know me. I can just put some weird shit on and get dressed. No, but people talk about it, though.

And I think that's the whole point of these red carpet events. But I just remember having curtains on my arms, and us three went to some after party, and we were just raging. I won't even say what we did. You had on a cowboy hat. I remember this moment. That was a rage night, then.

Yeah, no, we went insane, and we were just backing out. Was this in New York? It was in New York. We went to some after party on a rooftop, and I just remember thinking, wow, they rage like me. We could be friends in real life, and was kind of the beginning of like us deciding that we could go out together as friends but i'm saying years went by where i was like you know like they're fun they're lit like they're the homies like we could get drunk so when you first said

you were going sober i was like there's what he like come on like no you're not like 20 cigarettes in one mouth heath there's like there's, yeah. But then David took us all recently. Like, David took us all to Doheny Room. Were you there that night? I don't know. I think it was Todd. But me and Todd were just, like, fucking ordering beers and shots, chasing the shots of beers. Blacking.

Like, truly, like, we always have. And you were just sitting there next to David, just like, I'm fucking going home. I'm not drinking. Like, you went home. And I remember thinking, he changed. And now I only have Zane. And I'm just sad. But I was so proud of you because I was like, he's like, just a typical, like, Vlog Squad

blackout night for you to actually sit there dead sober. It is so hard to be at a nightclub sober. I'm just surprised. I was trying. Like, I was literally trying my best. I was just kind of like, I'm feeling the vibe. It's hard. And you're taken, too. So, like, I was literally trying my best. I was just kind of like, I'm feeling the last round. It's hard in general to be. So, like, what are you gonna do? What is the point?

To be around drunk people when you're not, and it's like, it infuriates me. As much as everyone wants to say, like, oh, no, I'll still be fun and stuff, but it's like, it's infuriating, honestly. It's truly infuriating. Like, to see someone just, like, so ignorant and just, like, fucked up, and you're like, okay, like, come on. That is so much of why I drink at these events events because it's like,

if you step on my toes when I'm drunk, I'm way more chill. If I'm sober and you're a bitch falling over me, you step on my toes. I want you to die. I'm like, that's not okay. Yeah.

I can't be around drunk people sober. I like cannot do it. It's so bad. Yeah. And then you like see that and you're like, man, that's what I'm like. That's horrible.

Yeah. And then you're, you're just embarrassed. Do you feel like you've had any, like, like, well, I guess you guys have like, what, that's what I'm like. That's horrible. Yeah. And then you're just embarrassed. Do you feel like you've had any like, like, well, I guess you guys have like what? It's a good question. I just got excited. Go ahead. How do you know?

I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, it's not a good question. Now that's a lot of pressure because it wasn't that kind of a question. Just talk. No, I was going to ask. I honestly, I feel like I already know the answer because I feel like you guys are already pretty secure in your friend group.

But like a lot of other people who stop drinking, like feel like they have a real like shift in who wants to be around them. Because like a lot of people like a lot of other people who stop drinking, like feel like they have a real like shift in who wants to be around them. Because like a lot of people, like a lot of your friends are your drunk friends. That's not what I thought she was gonna say. It wasn't, I knew it wasn't. No, it was still a good question.

Like do people treat you differently now that you're sober? It's kind of what she's saying. I don't think so. Not really. Your friend group's so accepting. I feel like I- Because most of the time we're sober around each other. So it doesn't really-

See my problem is I would never get away with being in my friend group sober. I would never. That's why I asked that. We have peer pressure. That's why I asked that. And I hate to say it, and I don't want to incriminate you at all. But if I were to go out one night and be like, sorry, I'm not drinking, she'd beat my ass. I'm not going to lie.

I try not to be. I'm just a pusher. Like, I like it. And when all of our friend group is lit. And I know Brooke will be miserable if I'm like, take a shot. How old are you guys? I'm 23. 24, 5 like it. And when all of our friend group is lit. And I know Brooke will be miserable if I'm like, take a shot. How old are you guys?

I'm 23. 24, 5, 24. How old am I? How old am I? I forget my age all the time. I'm 24. 24? So you're still kind of young.

But I went to, here's what I feel, I went to college and I feel like that aged me like nine years at least or 10, 15. Oh, you see, he thought we missed college.

We didn't do college. We didn't have the experience. So our college was college was moving out yeah you guys got the college experience for sure i'm starting to feel like that like i have my college years exactly yeah it's blacking out just blacking out with your friends and having fun that's like literally the whole thing you guys got that for sure what i thought brooke was gonna ask when i preemptively said that was a good question my bad it was a great question no i mean no but, no. She gets that so bad, though. I thought that's what she was going to say. No, I get the hangover. That's it.

No anxiety. Don't do watch out when I scratch my balls, please. Okay. No, no. Scratch your balls. Here at the Cancel Podcast, we are welcome. Yeah, I scratch my balls all the time. It's fire.

No, I was going to. One question that I wanted to know, and a lot of people asked on Twitter, was more to Zane, but it's to the both of you because you definitely had this era. I'm going to go first. But I mean like you in a way in your friend group you're known for being

the drunk friend you and I once actually said that that is something we have in common like I definitely and even in David's vlogs I'm definitely like

one of the drunk ones like I get it and in my friend group same thing so a lot of the things that you've done in his vlogs and in general

even just when we go without a camera you're fucking blacked out do you have any moments you regret or things where you look back and you're like holy fuck like that not that was embarrassing but like that was intense like um what like in davis vlog when i was drunk or just in general yeah just drunk blackout moments where you're like holy fuck like um most of the time i don't really i like i feel like i don't do anything that crazy where i'm i wake up the next morning i'm just like this is i gotta have to stop drinking that's shocking

i'm definitely more confident when i'm drinking like i'm my confidence is like 100 to the fucking roof yeah where i i end up hurting myself really bad so like i dislocated my elbow because i'm jumping on my friend and where he threw me over. You love to like think that you, no offense. I'm a spider monkey. I feel you're invincible. You're a great size. But I mean like you will come up to me and just like attack me full fledged. And I'm like, you're going to break me.

Like I'm not eight years old anymore. Yeah. Like I think that people can carry me. I can climb on people. Oh yeah. You've like jumped into my arms before and I'm like, what? I'm going to break my spine. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm a good like 190. But when my favorite, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. My favorite drunk moment of yours is, this was you. Maybe I'm wrong. I'll cut it out if I was wrong. But it's when you took the lamps in David's house and thought they were like those balls. Oh, yeah. That was Heath.

Well, Heath did it. Yeah, we purposely broke it. He was holding it, and then it fell. So the first time it happened, we were just hanging out, and I grabbed the globe, and I was just holding it,

and it literally just... The piece detached from the top? And then it just swung without me letting it go. Oh, really? And then the rest of it shattered, and I was like, literally, I did not just do that.

It literally cracked in my hand and then swung without me doing it. And then my drunk ass, monkey see, monkey do. I was like, and I went to the other side thinking that was a good idea. But like in my head,

I knew people got so pissed at me and Heath. Well, the second time. So that one broke. What do you mean the second time. So that one broke. What do you mean the second time? There was only once. There was two. I know, but both of us did it.

That's twice. We did it the same time. And then he replaced that light and he didn't like it. So then there was another party he had like a couple months later. Oh, and we did it again. And he was like, if you guys want to break the light again, I'm going to be replacing it. Oh, jeez. Because he thought that whole bit was funny.

And then people were like, you don't respect David's stuff. And it's like, this is the vlog. No, little do they know he's telling you off camera to fucking break it. No, he's not telling us to break certain things.

We know that he doesn't care. Because all he cares about is getting something good for the video. If his house is on fire and everything in there is just disintegrated, but he gets a good bit out of it. He's like,

I'm going to buy a new house. I'm going to buy a new house. Do you guys feel defensive when things like that happen where you want to explain yourself or do you just accept, you're like, I know what happens.

We vent to each other for like five seconds and we're just like, what are we going to do? We're going to tell all these people. Yeah. So you guys are noble for that. I feel defensive over every little thing.

I couldn't agree more. Dude, there's even been situations this past couple of weeks that I like people who have been trying to involve me with David related shit or whatever. And I want to go be so defensive. And Zane to me is always like, you don't have to do that. Just let it like chill. Like, who cares? You know, it's so fucking good at just knowing that you're good people,

not giving a fuck what people say and not saying anything like, well, but I mean, it's different. More people know you're good people. Everyone thinks I'm a fucking terrible person. So I'm quick to like want to defend myself. But you guys are really good at having security. No matter what, at the end of the day,

even if you go out and say something, half the people are going to miss that you said it anyways. And they're still going to go on about it. And good at no matter what at the end of the day Even if you go on say something half the people are gonna miss that you said it anyways And they're still gonna go on about it and like no matter what people people are gonna be happy if you if even if you explain it like Yeah to a full extent like People have different opinions that that's fine like think what you want to think like I personally know What I did my intentions and if you think that like if there's something I did that I do that's really bad or he does really bad

any of us do something really bad we have to say something we have to say hey look we fucked up we're sorry no but you're so good

with the like liars like when people are just like lying on you guys' name you don't care to like like I love that I respect that that's like different

you guys know the truth you know why I think because we're exhausted already so you're like fuck it why put more energy to me I think at know why I think because we're exhausted already so you're like fuck it why put more energy to me I think

at the end of the day people show their true colors yeah truth always wins exactly and you know it might take a couple years and then people go back

to some shit like holy shit I was wrong three years ago and I thought Heath or Zayn blah blah blah and it's like

no but the light picture thing is funny because no one ever really knew that I remember moving into David's and it's funny because but the the light fixture thing is funny because no one ever really knew that I remember moving into David's and it's funny because he like replaced a lot of shit so there's just this little

tiny boof ass light fixture above where the pool table was and I was just reminiscing on that moment like at one point this is so bougie that was such a fun time

for us though because especially like just watching the vlogs and like being there it was fun it was really fun living there honestly we talked about this

on your podcast so much but being neighbors with Zane was the funniest thing fun. It was really fun living there. Honestly, I, we talked about this on your podcast so much, but being neighbors with Zane was the funniest thing ever. Like it was so fun to be neighbors. Like not only couldn't believe you were right there. It was, it was hard to believe. It was really strange. It was,

it was just like an interesting time period. I thought I was going to buy the house fully and that it would have been like a longer thing, but it just didn't work out. But, um, we had a lot of nights too, where we'd be up to like late in my house or like little parties are very strange because like i'm i'm at david's house but it's your fucking house no it was so weird i remember at one point we were making pizza rolls

at like 7 30 a.m and you just looked at me and you're like it is so fucking weird that you live here like this is fucking weird and i was like you're right like i need to go i'm right down the street this is really bad no we were saying i was saying this on their podcast, the bad thing about being neighbors with Zane is he fully used me as a concierge service for the entire time we lived there. I don't even know if you knew this, but every single day Zane would text me like, I need a dentist. He has,

he needs a root canal. I need an IV. I need every, I need like, you know what else did you ask me for? You asked me for an IV service. I know you have these connections. We don't have these connections.

It's something weird. It's just out of our like, I think it's more than like, you could have every single house call connection that I have, but you're like a way more functioning human. Like your thought isn't like, that's what I was trying to explain earlier where it's like, they're so like so normal.

And I see you every day. And I'm like, like, you're like, oh, my tooth hurts. I'm going to drive to the dentist and fix it. I'm like,

oh, my tooth hurts. I'm going to DM every dentist in Los Angeles and find one that's going to come to my house. That's what happened. He all of a sudden he was like, Zane, this really fucking hurts. And it was a Saturday. I was like, I don't know. My tooth just started like.

I've seen I've seen a fucking whole ass dentist in her mouth. Yeah. In her mouth. In the house. In her house. I was like, yo, he has to be available. Whatever was wrong with your tooth, do you know? I don't know.

Did you fix it? It just went away. Don't. What do you mean? No, no, no, no. Heath. Listen to me. Get it taken care of.

Heath, this happens to me all the time. Get it taken care of. When you have the pain and then it goes away. It'll go away for months, too. Like three, four, five months. And you're like, oh, I'm fine. It's not bad. It's going to come back ten times worse.

All right, guys. After a 55-minute pee break and us eating you're like, oh, I'm fine. It's gonna come back 10 times worse. All right, guys, after a 55 minute pee break and us eating every snack in the kitchen, we are back. We are back. They just introduced me to the idea of breaks, which was crazy. Which is extremely detrimental to what we have going here. What is this? I like it.

No, like I just never do that. Every five seconds, she's like, I'm gonna need a quick break. But just realizing that you can like stop and like eat and like pee. Like it was it was it was it was amazing get your energy back it was this is my favorite episode so far i just ate a whole pizza it was great actually i have to burp okay don't you dare so when i went on their podcast for the first time not only did i apparently talk shit about you which you're still mad about right right? I was fighting. No, you didn't talk shit. She told lies.

She told lies. Tana lying? Never heard of that. You guys probably, it went right over their head cause she was using it. It was a fake name. I had an alias. I was Mindy.

Oh yeah. She went on your podcast and she started talking about how I was suing her, which- How'd you guys work that out? Actually, you know, can I tell you something? Mariah sent me like the sweetest message. She like, she sent me like a really long message. She said fuck Tana, then fuck that out? No, actually, you know, can I tell you something? Mariah sent me, like, the sweetest message. She sent me, like, a really long message.

She said, fuck Tana. No, no, no. She said, and she was like, had we known, like, it was about you, we would have never spoken about it. And she was so sweet about it that I was like, wow.

Like, that really made me, like- Oh, I didn't know she reached out to her. That's nice of her. We all felt like that. We just didn't, you know, we didn't reach out. Honestly, I was just- She sent it on all of our behalf.

No, she did. She's like, all of us feel really bad. You guys are like, oh my God, I have no idea. She sent it. Jesus. What did I just touch? There is a very, very questionable white crusty stain behind me. No one's came here yet.

You had somewhere you were... Oh my, ew. Come on. You were going somewhere with that one. No, I'm... But genuinely, I would love to fuck in the podcast. Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. So, but while I was on your podcast,

you guys had me play this game and it got me in a lot of trouble and nothing ever really. Yeah, definitely. I thought this was like kind of known that. Oh, but it's not that you got me in trouble. It's like what I wrote got me in trouble. And those people came after you?

A couple of them definitely were like, people came after you? A couple of them definitely were like what are you saying? Who came after you? That means they watched our podcast. I remember what did I say about Bella?

Well you're about to she watched she watched ours. She heard about it. I don't even know. We got some big celebs watching our shit. And then Tyga

just made a joke about like you'd be talking about me on podcasts but like it was like that was the only podcast. Tyga! Tyga! No! joke about it. Like, you'd be talking about me on podcasts. But, like, it was like, that was the only podcast. Tyga! No, God, I just want to, I want to, I'm good now. Two people I don't need to associate myself with any further.

Love you, Tyga Bellet. Maybe we'll get there one day. We are traditional. Look at us. We're mainstream. Mainstream, baby. But so, basically, this game is where the host, yeah, I got to get the fuck away from those topics. The host gives the player, the contestants, a list of people.

So you guys gave me like every person I've ever dated, of course, which is about as big as the vlog squad numerically. So I gave you a list of vlog squad members. And then you as the guest, you write a secret about each one of them on a list of cards and then it is our job to put the secret to the person. And honestly, some of these are pretty controversial and I don't think it's out yet. No.

The trick is you can put them wherever you want and we can only tell you how many you got right. Oh, yeah. That's fucked up because on my episode you were like, that one's Noah for sure. Like, you like,

like you, you confirmed it. No, but we know nobody still wasn't confirmed on that episode. Who? Okay, so there's no like telltale like this is right,

this is right. But it's your guys' job to really sell it because just like how Ethan and I sold it on our show. I feel very convinced that we can do

a really good job with this. And we'll tell you how many you got right, won't say which ones and you don't get to move them around until you get them all right. Yeah good job with this. And we'll tell you how many you got right. Won't say which ones. And you don't get to move them around until you get them all right. Yeah. Okay, beautiful. And then maybe next time when we do a return episode, maybe we can go through some of them.

So the people on this list are as follows. David Dobrik, Jason Nash, Susie Antonian. Susie. Yes, ma'am. Is that right? Jonah, Susie's brother. Todd Smith, Matt King, Natalina Noel, Corinna Kopp, Stassi Baby,

Miss Anastasia Karinakalou. Love of my life. Yeah, I want to ask you more about Stassi after this. I'm going to get into it. And Miss Mariah Amato. We tried to throw in some random ones, but we have some main Vlog Squad members. And Zayn, he just spent 55 minutes.

No. Right. We didn't want to be lazy with you. No, that's what I do appreciate. We could have half-assed it. Yeah. Giving us the best secrets. Some people may be upset with some of these, but hey, we're on canceled podcast with Tana.

Thank God. What do you guys expect? I thought I was going to get no juice today. So knowing I'm getting at least some makes me so happy. Should I read these secrets one by one, and then we begin placing them? Sure, yeah. And you guys talk about it just like we did.

Well, you can read it, set it down where you think it is, and then move it around, but you get one shot at being like final answer. Okay. I've gotten one sneak peek on the first one

and I already am like really like I'm torn up. So I'm worried about what these are going to be like. Okay, so the first secret is had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. See, that's tricky because like is it with Todd or no?

Right, because then Natalie and Corinna could be two of the, but I also feel like they just wouldn't write that for them. Yeah, I do agree. I feel like we should

almost eliminate them for that reason. I almost feel like it should be somebody who like wouldn't. Here, just to give you like a hint, we weren't lazy with these.

That's gorgeous. I don't know if that's a hint, but it's gorgeous. Maybe we return to that one. Got a breast reduction. That's gorgeous. I don't know if that's a hint, but stay watch. Maybe we return to that one. Got a breast reduction. That's fucked up. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

I think I know. God, I'm a genius. But then it's also like, what if it's like a trick thing for like Jonah or someone? No, that's what I truly think. It's so fun hearing them trying to figure it out. I think it's actually just as much fun with ours, yeah. Has very smelly feet. This could just be me.

That's Tana. Has very smelly feet. Whoever that is, I resonate. My feet be... Had a whole party to celebrate their LASIK surgery.

Who got... Stassi. Stassi. We can already put that one. Baby, I'm a genius. Stassi. I know for a fact I was supposed to go to that.

Thank God we got one. I'm a Stassi stan. Stingy as fuck. I'm a genius Stassi I know for a fact I was supposed to go to that thank god we got one I'm a Stassi stan stingy as fuck I'm like stingy as fuck is funny I almost feel like that'd be really funny for David

I almost kind of feel like that's David but I don't know I don't feel like I feel like he's the least stingy never never read a book

I just keep putting one book on has never read a book that I just keep reading one book. Has never read a book. That's so fucking funny, just in general. Had sex with a doll. I'm going to go with Jason on that one. I immediately thought Jason, too. Had sex with a doll.

I mean, I guess I could say Jonah. Can I ask context? Like a blow-up doll? No. Like just a doll? Yeah, like a sex doll. Oh, yeah, like a... A sex doll.

Oh, but like the expensive ones? That gives me Jason or Jonah vibes. But that's just fucked up. Like you're automatically calling them under-fucked. Oh, someone said has a secret girlfriend. We know Matt's girlfriend. She's not that secret, is she? Look how fucking scandalous we're being right now.

I know. I know. Thank God. I really thought you guys were going to give me fucking nothing. How's the secret? Well, we can eliminate a lot of people. And this is the last podcast we should be doing this shit on. I know, right?

Well, thank fucking God. This is the one that's going to get seen on. I know. Thank God, guys. Go on your other podcasts and talk about your fucking coffee company. We can eliminate, like, it's not Todd, not Mariah, not Stassi, not Karina. Hooks up with the famous DJ. We know Karina has done a lot.

But what if they're also throwing it off? Like, what if, like, one of these motherfuckers, like, butt-fucked Dylan Francis? And we don't know. Okay. I feel like we could bet money on that one being Corinna. Got a stylist just to go to the movie theater, in parentheses. That's got to be Corinna. Right?

That has to be Corinna. No, I feel like this is Natalie, because she's been on her stylish shit. I know, but I... Really? Yeah. I stand Natalie after her whole Sports Illustrated situation. Oh my gosh, she's my queen. Okay.

Not Sports Illustrated. Wait, I'm stuck on this has a secret girlfriend thing. Right, okay, so. God, if it's David, I'm fucking heartbroken. Oh my God, I'm, I'm, that is fucked up. I don't, oh my God. I'm trying to read body language now. I'm like, what are they doing?

Oh, it's all right, it's all right. So it is, David. I'm not saying anything. We're not giving any hints for these. Never read a book. I want to know because Todd wrote a book. So you know he's an actor. But does that really mean anything?

That doesn't always mean they coincide. Wait, I almost feel like the reaction made me think you should put that with Todd. I don't know. Has very smelly feet. We're not giving you anything. I just want to be very clear. No, what I need to know is what anybody could possibly write about sweet angel Mariah. Oh, I forgot that Mariah's even on this.

Okay, wait. So it has to be like one of the ones that are like really not that bad. Mariah obviously read a book. She reads. I could tell. Corinna. But the DJ one is making me think. I feel like corinna's smart actually right uh you're a bully um had sex on had sex on todd's bedroom i feel like what we said earlier was like was true i don't think they would have the mic tenor

i don't think that they would have put that if it were anybody who we know has had sex with Todd. I think it was somebody besides Todd. I agree. Who got a breast reduction? I'm going to go with one of the boys. My money's on Jonah. But didn't Susie at one point have big boobs? Actually, that's a good one. Does Susie still have big boobs?

You can't ask us. She could still have big boobs, just not enormous boobs. Let's go with Susie. Pretend that she can ask us, you know? I'm going to bet Susie on breast reduction. Let's put that there. I don't know, though. We can always move them around later.

Oh, yeah. You can send them wherever you want. Yeah, once it's all on the board, I feel like it'll be easier to move them around. I'm definitely famous DJ. Here's the thing. Just put it under Corinna. Even if it is not Corinna, she did do that, and that's public knowledge. So if somehow that's still incorrect,

wouldn't I still get a correct point? Yeah, maybe we should tell her about this one, right? Ooh, but then that means it's not Corinna by what he just said. Ooh! She's a cheater. She's a cheater. It's not Corinna. So could it be a female DJ?

That one wasn't really fair, yeah. Okay, explain this one ever so slightly. No, that's it. That's all you got. What if it be a female that one wasn't really fair yeah okay explain this one ever so slightly no that's it that's all you got what if it's a female DJ or who's in a secret relationship I'm gonna go honestly Todd's not Natalie's not Jason's in a secret relationship right he is kind of she's yeah Jason I don't know oh you're a fucking manipulative bitch Matt I feel like people know about Patricia. Right? Do they?

People can have more than one girlfriend. Oh. Oh! You guys are all over me. But I genuinely believe David's stingy as fuck, even if that's not, like, his fact. I borderline would put it there. He bought a $10 million house. house i know but i feel like you're just trying to make i would put i would i would put like be quick with it and then look at the board again i think wholeheartedly they would

never write that about david wow we're being we're being okay we're being true on this you know i mean we want to see jonah breast reduction is suzy or jonah that has to be we were just shitting on their whole family? No, I don't mean it like that. Oh, my God. Look at my makeup. It's sticking to it. What do you mean?

I don't have breast reduction. Oh, God. From going on my board. Oh. Maybe Susie. I'm trying to think about her tits, but I don't. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Corinna, stingy as fuck.

Remember the whole $53 for? Yes. Okay. Whose feet would smell? I do think Natalie got a stylist to go to the movie theater i don't think mariah's feet smell but i almost feel like that was like a cop-out that's how we get out of saying anything like like actually like incriminating about her okay okay right hooked up with a famous dj so that's tricky because i feel like it almost it could be a female dj maybe todd i would say todd

no but there's not like think about what they think like famous is there's only a few female djs i don't think they would say that i don't know and no one okay well then we have to change an answer because it was stassi or corinna babe well stassi's is correct and corinna no stassi's is right that's locked in baby Who would have sex with a doll? I almost feel it. Jason. But who would have sex on Todd's floor? Todd? We didn't even think about that one. I mean, Todd has had sex on Todd's floor.

Where are we going? I don't feel like they would think that far. It's not Todd. Okay. I almost. It's not Mariah. I don't think it's David. Does David read?

Has he never read a book? David's read. Right? I don't know it's David. Does David read? Has he never read a book? David's read. Right? I don't know. This is tricky, but I feel like we're doing a really bad job. Can we, I think maybe we put secret girlfriend for Matt.

I think it's Jason. I think it's Jason too. Put it on Jason. I don't know. I feel like Matt's girlfriend's not a secret. Put it there and you can always move stuff around. Like if you like get to the end of it. I had sex with a sex doll.

I could see Jonah doing that. I could see... I don't think Matt would actually execute that. Has a secret girlfriend. I almost think we should move over to David. Stop trying to break my heart. Honestly. I just don't think Tana wants to accept it.

No, dead ass. I'd rather get one wrong than put that fucking sticky note. I'd rather throw this board out though. No, it's literally insane. Never read a book. Never read a book. I could see Todd. No, it's literally insane. Never read a book. Never read a book. I could see Todd. Honestly, I could see Todd.

And it's funny because he wrote a book, so we're just going to do it. Had sex with a sex doll. I almost think Jonah. I mean, it has to be Jonah or Jason, so honestly, maybe just put it there. Oh my God, imagine it's David. Plot twist. Suddenly I'm a sex doll. Very smelly feet.

I honestly, I don't know. Who had sex on Todd's bedroom floor? You would never say that about David, though. Even if David literally ran a train on someone, like you would not, I don't think you guys would admit it. No, they wouldn't. It wouldn't be David.

We're on the canceled podcast with Hannah. But Todd's bathroom floor, that has to make sense. Like who is like, No, they wouldn't. It wouldn't be David. We're on the canceled podcast with Hannah. Ooh. Ooh. But Todd's bathroom floor, that has to make sense. Like, who is, like, like, why couldn't they go to their own room? It can't be someone who lived with him.

I think David would fuck in the Tesla over the bathroom floor. Like, I just still don't think he would. I don't know. Oh, did it say bedroom or bathroom?

Bedroom. Bedroom. Bedroom. Bedroom. Oh, bedroom floor. So he definitely, they didn't have a room to go back to,

so that eliminates some people, right? We're stuck. We're left with Mariah, Matt, and David. Well, definitely didn't have a room to go back to. So that eliminates some people. Right. We're stuck. We're left with Mariah, Matt and David. Well, Mariah, what's what's the. I feel like they said David has very smelly feet because it's still nice enough to where their checks will keep getting paid. But it's like, oh, that's jail.

She doesn't mean that at all. No, it's just funny. It's funny when people think. I know. But Matt would never hook up with a famous DJ, and I know they would never write that for Mariah, had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. I could see that happening, actually, because didn't they live together for a while in your house?

Did Matt and Todd live together? We did live together. But then it's like, why wouldn't you go back to your own room? And the plot thickens. No, because they're not going to ever tell us what we were right about. But Mariah would never hook up with a famous DJ, so we're completely- You're right. Because if Heath is not a DJ-

There has been a problem. To be honest- What's the most Mariah one? Well, the only thing that I can consider Mariah-able is smelly feet or something that's really not incriminating at all. She's definitely read a book. She's never She reads for sure. She definitely

Oh, what if Mariah had really big boobs and got a breast reduction? She literally weighs 98 pounds. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Mariah doesn't have

a secret girlfriend. Smelly feet has to be Mariah because a stingy That's what I'm saying or stingy could be Mariah but I just don't see it from her. I know she's so, like, giving. Like, I could just, yeah.

But Corinna is, never mind. God of stylishness. I still think it's Natalie. I don't think Natalie. Okay, I think that we have to put Smiling Feet with Mariah because. I think so, too. But then it's like David didn't have sex with the famous DJ. I'm just imagining Dylan Francis, like, topping David.

Come on. Oh, my God. Okay god okay so but matt would never we've made a terrible mistake somewhere along the line and i don't even know how to fix this so do we put secret girlfriend on matt like check this one out and then sex on todd's bedroom floor on to jason i don't think jason oh no no but who hooked up with the fucking dj that's so but they wouldn't know but they wouldn't write that for corinna because that's like saying oh like corinna showed her tits online i agree it's like whoa crazy i lost my puff um no you guys, come on. Give us something. I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud of us.

Have we done a really, can you give us a hint? Like, have we done a really bad job? Nothing yet. No, no, we can't tell you yet. That's so hurtful. That's fine. Because we don't want you to, like, move ones that are, like, you know, we don't want to completely attack you. Then maybe we put never read a book on David because I could see him never reading a book.

Honest to God, the only thing that I feel confident about is Stassi. Couldn't agree more. Like, all of them don't. You guys did do an amazing job. That's why it took you literally three hours to do it. Hooked up with a famous DJ. Todd. It could be Todd.

What if it's, like, Celeste Bright? And then Jason. Oh, wait, she like Celeste Bright? And then Jason. Oh, wait, she's not a DJ. And then Jason had sex. Celeste. Who the fuck is that? And then Jason had sex on Todd's bedroom floor?

No. But you made a good point. Like, why would it be someone who lives there? But then when we said it, it was Matt. They looked at me with like a look.

Like, I felt like. But no, Matt and them, they lived together at the time. I know, but like. So I would almost think that it would be somebody who like, who didn't, who didn't live with them.

Take the reins. Maybe Jonah had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. I don't think Jonah's had sex ever. Well, if we moved had sex with the sex doll to Jason, then we could put had sex on Todd's bedroom floor

to Jonah. But I don't think Jonah has had sex on Todd's bedroom floor. Why not? They don't live together, so that would make sense. Why would anybody who lived in a certain house... I feel like Jonah's a virgin on Todd's bedroom floor. Why not? They don't live together, so that would make sense. Why would anybody who lived in a certain house? I feel like Jonah's a virgin.

He's not. Because she's had sex with him before. I'm like, baby, he's not. I'm not saying anything about him. Even just his persona, I just feel like he's not out here. I think wholeheartedly that Jonah is the one who had sex on Todd's bedroom floor, and I think that

Jason had sex with the sex doll. I see it the other way. Like, I fully feel like Jason. Okay, well, this is your podcast. No, no, shut up. No, no, no. Just go. Just go.

Just go. Just go. Just go. No, it's too late. Sorry. No, I'm doing it. Put it where you truly feel. No, I'm doing it Brooks way because otherwise it would be a cancel in the comments.

I'm like, Jesus takes the lead. So, wait, who hooked up with the DJ DJ we didn't even talk about that yet Jonah had sex on Todd's bed bedroom floor Jason had sex with the doll And that's not like so unbelievable I'm like Todd love you. Are you ready? Okay. Don'm like, Todd loves marshmallow. All right, you ready? Okay, wait. Don't say anything yet. Just look at...

Yeah. Oh, my God. I want to know. This is my favorite thing we've ever done. That was hard. That was hard. And honestly, should we guess how many we got right? One.

I think four. Well, let me look through again. Oh, I do think Natalie's me look through again oh i do think natalie's right and i mean i do think i don't think natalie's is right i never thought it was i think natalie's is completely right i think that corinna she just she's been known for being stingy but what if that was just too easy yeah oh yeah okay yeah three three you got three right that's it yeah that's fucking it and you won't tell us which ones? You have to tell us which three are right. That's fair.

Tell us which three are right. I think you got to guess which ones are right. Well, we know Stassi's right. Yeah. Corinna, Stassi, Natalie. No, I think... Wait. Is that right?

Yeah. That was it. That was it. And every other fucking one is wrong? Yeah. Completely wrong. Okay, wait. Let me... Can I just like... Okay, wait. Now was it. That was it. And every other fucking one is wrong? Yeah, completely wrong. Okay, wait. Let me, can I just like.

Okay, wait. There is no round two. No way. You know what we could do? That's it for the game. I want to see where they put it, but we won't say if it's right or. That's not fun then. No, no. But afterwards I have to know.

Oh my God, we got so many wrong. So yeah. So the three of those, Stas definitely had a whole ass party for her LASIK surgery. It was hilarious. Corinna is exactly what you said. She, we all did hibachi one night. And Corinna tried to take literally like, what, $10 off because she didn't have any. Yeah, she was like, I didn't have any meat.

She's like, I only had rice. And she made like $4 million. It was a full hibachi dinner. And she was like, can I get some money? I have to give it to her though. Like in 20 years, Karuna's going to have far more money than me. No, she's exactly like that. She's a multimillionaire and she'd be like, hey, can you split the Uber?

I'm like, fuck. But the thing is, we've seen it happen a lot before. People are just like, they're always like very frugal. And Natalie's in her stylist mode. Natalie, one night she was like, hey, Reggie, I need clothes for tonight. Can you get me something? But we were just watching a movie at a movie theater. Oh, my God.

Just normal night. It wasn't a red carpet event. It wasn't a premiere. It wasn't even a screening. It was just a regular casual movie night. Jason's the secret girlfriend. And she got a whole outfit. I say secret, though.

It was really funny. Yeah, Jason's the secret girlfriend. We fucked up there. I don't know. It must be on Vlog Squad TikTok. I feel like I have all the deets. Out of all the wrong ones, there's one that has been talked about before. The rest are a secret.

Which? Actually, two that have been talked about, and the rest are a secret. What are the two that have been talked about? They're absolutely not. They've been talked about. You can tell me. Tell me. I'm really lost on this.

You can't believe you're something. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. I'm lost and hooked up with a famous DJ DJ because that means it has to be a guy. Because the only girls we've already, like, those girls. No, Susie. Susie hooked up with a famous DJ.

That's true. Yeah, no shit. We've all talked about it already. Wait, really? Oh, my God. I'm an idiot. And then, and then the other one was. The sex doll?

No. No, that didn't come up. So it's David. No, wait, wait. No, I still think it was Jason. I'm not convinced. The way I'm jealous over a doll, if it were David. I need to stop.

What's the other one? Are you okay? No. What's with you and David? I don't know. Oh, yeah. No, that's it. Oh, my God.

I can't wait to know after. Well, guys, that was an amazing round of that game. So in our break. There was a couple where I was like, I really hope they don't get this one right i know i know i am so i'm so excited to know and in the future discuss but it's okay it's okay that i mean an amazing you guys played a well game because i gave you guys did good you guys did good fuck you apparently not we had how what is it but i'm not gonna lie yours was much more fun but you had like juicy shit

very juicy shit but I respect y'all for like actually playing the game being very secretive you know that one of the biggest questions I kept getting asked

if you guys have ever done psychedelics or Molly or if you have any stories have you never done psychedelics I've definitely done I just don't have any crazy stories you've never taken

a psychedelic though I've never done like the fun drugs that's good for you. That's wild. I would love to see that. I'm like, I'm scared of my own mind.

So I don't. You'd be awesome. As soon as I tried, I tried Molly. Well, I technically twice, but it was an accident the second time. After that, I will never, ever try like a hard drug. I don't think ever again. Cause it's so traumatizing. I feel like you do it like once in a blue moon, like once a year or once every two years.

But it's like, it really makes you look at, like, look at everything in a positive way. Yeah, I mean,

the only, obviously the downfall is like the comedown. It's not like we're like condoning it. I mean, I literally did Molly every day for two years

when I was 15 to 17. That's crazy. Maybe that's why I have like Swiss cheese brain now. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't recommend it at all.

Like, there's a lot of like negative effects of that for sure. And you're probably doing a lot of ecstasy Maybe that's why I have Swiss cheese brain now. You know what I mean? I don't recommend it at all. There's a lot of negative effects of that, for sure. And you're probably doing a lot of ecstasy. Because the ecstasy pills are very dangerous. That's why I liked Molly, though. But in Vegas, it was like, there's pink Molly, there's yellow Molly. There was a whole, it was very strange. Wasn't there like a... Brown, too.

I remember in high school school people were doing like they were. They were like different color like ecstasy pills. Yeah. It's like it was like a different shape. It was like a red transformer. Yeah. Orange. Yeah.

And there's like Tesla. There were Twitter ones at one point. Remember the. The yellow Snapchats. The. What's the. Yabba dabba. Oh no.

Yabba dabba doo. What's that cartoon. Flintstones. The Flintstones like vitamin pills. Oh. They made them like ecstasy. Kind of look-doo. Oh, no. Yabba-dabba-doo. What's that cartoon? Flintstones. The Flintstones, like, vitamin pills. Oh, they made them, like, as a thing? It kind of looked like that, yeah. I'm just so surprised he doesn't. You'd be fun on mushrooms.

I, like, almost want to push you to do it. Like, I think it'd be awesome. See, she's a pusher. I'm, like, curious. Mushrooms are, like, weird because it's, like, I've heard that if you don't like weed, you shouldn't do mushrooms. That's what I've been told. See, I don't smoke weed. I can't because I get super paranoid, but't like weed you shouldn't do mushrooms. That's what I don't I don't smoke weed

I can't cuz I get super paranoid But I like I will do mushrooms or like I'll take them like if I'm like in like Oh Like I was just in Ohio and it's so nice like stars. I've heard like micro dosing is the thing to people Everyone was like telling me about it and I was literally like I was taking like little pieces a time until eventually it was no longer microdosing at all. I do have mushrooms. Once I have one, I have to have like 50. Once I'm on one mushroom, I'm like, this is great. I need a second.

Then I'm on two. I need like 50. That's how an addiction starts. Probably. Honestly, I had the worst mushroom trip too, and then I didn't do them for like a year. But now I'm back, baby. Give me a mushroom.

What scared me was that movie Shroom. Have you that movie it's like a horror movie it's like these guys do mushrooms at a forest that's some of like a bad trip like yeah i've never like tripped like i've never taken enough to like really like feel it feel it i just always take like a little at a time love a good mushroom but moving back to what we were talking about about four minutes ago i was not i you thought I was asking if you guys ever hooked up. Oh, dick pills. Dick pills, yes. But it reminded me that I saw a clip on TikTok.

Speaking of being on Vlog Squad TikTok, I think you were on Remy and Alicia's podcast. You guys had a threesome with the porn star. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God. First of all, have you ever hooked up outside of that? What do you mean? Have you two ever hooked up? Have I hooked up with Zayn?

No. No. What kind of question is that? I fuck all my friends. Who knows, you know? She does. We haven't. Which other of your friends have you hooked up with?

Every single one. Name one. Them. Like all your girlfriends and all your guy friends? You just hook up with everyone? Not all of them. But I mean, like, I just, I have a weird complex, too. Because I like, I like things that are wrong. doesn't like it's like hot between loving someone like very inappropriate

imagine it's like a workplace and the boss is yeah right i used to do that when i worked retail i would fuck my bosses always like i love if it is wrong like i like get off to that like even with chris my current boyfriend like when we first started hooking up we knew it'd make like eight people mad and i was like that's so hot. Like, I'm just, I just love that. That's so funny. Refer back to the Mindy story time. I'm just talking. I'm sorry.

I love wrong shit. But okay. So, but you guys have never hooked up. I, congratulations to you to make it this far. Us too. If I was to, if I was to fucking do it, it'd be you. But you have three sons. Protection always.

You guys don't trust each other. You think you have fucking AIDS? No, but so you fucked a porn star. The two of you together. Yeah. Simultaneously. So I want to hear about this. Okay.

Female porn star, yes? Yeah. I'm not. I'm just, I'm really. It wasn't, like, the thing is that the story, like, there's not much to it. It was just a very, like, out of, like, it was very. It was very spur of the moment. Like, she wanted to fuck you both.

And then you guys got it. This was a long time ago, I'm assuming, obviously. Yeah. What was the vibe? Like, Eiffel Tower or, like, turn-taking? What does that even mean? I feel like we're on the Call Her Daddy podcast now. Sorry.

I'm sorry. That's not usually our talk. Like, usually we talk like... Like, Eiffel Tower would be, like, them two touching hands and the girls in the middle ones. To me, the Eiffel Tower is like... I feel like that's a little funky. No, we didn't. we didn't do that.

So you took turns. That sounds awful, taking turns. What? It's a thing. That sounds awful. No. You don't. I'm trying to tread lightly here.

I'm picturing Mariah's mom watching this podcast. Oh, he puts on a podcast. I'm having a hard time. Wait, no, that's what I was thinking, too. I would be talking about everything right now if it wasn't for see I have no family I don't ever have

I know but I feel I feel I honestly feel like I feel weird talking about it okay last question do you both nut do we nut

did you yes we both nated okay yes low head mercy I'm about to love I can't I actually cannot

even imagine this would I know the porn star no that's literally fucking insane I cannot now you guys are so I said no sir

no he's not no we've never like mentioned who it was right no no we still and we won't we won't

oh my god I want to know about so many other like vlog squad threesomes and shit like I bet are there a lot of vlog squad threesomes and shit. Like, I bet there's a lot. Are there a lot of vlog squad threesomes? There's not.

Like, outside of like this one, I don't think. I'm sure Todd and Scott have had their moments. Okay, this is my question for you. Who's your dream vlog squad threesome? I thought you were just going to say threesome in general. Oh, but that's kind of like you can't say it really. No, what do you mean? Jeff and David.

No questions. Jeff's just so hot. One time Jeff called me beautiful over text. I still jack off to the thought of it. But and then David would just have to be have a gun to his head. So, I mean, like, who knows? Yeah. Yeah.

There's a while that Todd was like hot. But like now I look at Todd as such a family man. Like he just like became so. He's gotten much more mature. He got. But it was like insane. Like Todd was like the slutty one. And now he's like, like, he's going to marry Natalie. But it was like insane. Like Todd was like the slutty one. And now he's like, he's going to marry Natalie Amayas.

I miss that Todd though. I miss that Todd. Do you? He's too mature now. Yeah. Yeah, I know. And wholesome too. It's like he wants to hike.

He wants to read poetry. He wants to drink the night before and wake up still hungover and go hike and go work out and actually make it. But I think now I give Natalie full credit for that at the same time. Cause it's like, like, no, I don't, I think if he wasn't in love, like he would still be like that, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I don't even know.

I don't know. The truth, if they do, if they do end the relationship, I'm not saying they will, but like if they do, it'll be a true test to see, Hey, does Todd. What happens? I want to know what that would be like. Cause I will like, cause in a friend group, like, I feel like you can't know what that would be like because i will like because in a friend group like i feel like you can't really date like you're not supposed to anyway date in a friend so i love them too because i love wrong shit like oh you are bad so i like i was everything to me that was that relationship confused us for a while yeah we were

very shocked no if it was real or if it was like something that they were just doing just in the meantime just the who knew from the country hello who knew first they hid it from everybody for a while yeah for i think for months yeah no i feel like david probably knew first david probably knew he probably was like natalie you need to tell me right because yeah there was ever a point where that made David jealous no honestly no I hate that there's always like something about me that wants the I think I think maybe weird because like imagine a friend from mine from back home is uh working for me and one of my friends started uh a relationship with her I'd probably feel a little like weird about it but I wouldn't I get like being like protective a little bit weird about it, but I wouldn't. I get like being like protective a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

But I just like, obviously there was that time where everyone shipped Natalie with David and I was definitely a part of that. I was like, if I'm going to let David go. Yes, but no. You were in a scramble concert. I was like, no, Tana and David, Tana and David all the way. She's like, I heard David loves Tana. Yeah, no, literally the only comment ever of that.

It's automatically in in a comment filter. That would never happen. I feel like his biggest concern was, would it mess up anything with work? That's the problem. Not that you are looking toward the end, but it's like you worry about how it's going to end and how it's going to affect everybody.

Because that upsets me. The entire natural balance of your group. I always like... Yeah, the thing is Todd and Corinne are good now, so I feel like in our head in our head was like oh Natalie and Todd and. Yeah we didn't think it

was going to last in the beginning and then. Depends on me. I could never. I'm so emotional I'd be like like I have to leave this group entirely. Oh yeah.

No that's mature of Corinna because I would probably freak out like which is but obviously she just didn't. Depends. Yeah. I think.

Yeah. I feel like it was like I always saw the relationship as like a show. It was almost like for entertainment. It was fun. It was fun for all of us to see that. But like... It was a nice little drama to follow.

They were a good couple though. Yeah, they looked good together. One night Natalie and I went out and we got so fucked up and she ended up coming back to my house. She actually slept in my bed and I kicked Chris out and it was just me and her in my bed

and Chris was like literally on the floor or something. But I remember I spent hours growing up. I got married Todd. Like what? Like, is this really real? And it was after that conversation that I was like, damn,

like they might get married. Like, like it's, it's, it's, it's so cool. It's interesting. It's crazy.

Lots of vlog squad wedding and weddings in the future. What's your favorite vlog bit that you ever did? I think you've ever done with David or with you guys. Is there one that sticks out to you? The one recreating Bad Baby. Really? Oh yeah, that was fun. Like where you smash the TV and shit?

Yeah, we were like wrestling. It was so fun. That's so wild. It's just being able to be a character. That was a long time ago, wasn't it? Yeah. So long ago. Wasn't that in like the OG apartment?

Yeah. My all-time favorite one we ever did together was at that party where we were on each other's shoulders and we fell into the table. Oh, and the table? Snapped in half.

It was almost like planned. It was almost like someone went there with a screwdriver and was like, this is going to fall perfectly to what Heath and I are going to do right now. I'm sure you're talking about it. I'll have to look it up. I'll show you after. I'm a super fan of mine. It was this girl's party. You know what's the one we're talking about?

Of course. Her shit was just being like, we were just destroying, like, destroying like not purposely but like we were just fucking up shit I feel like so excited that you guys were there. Yeah, she was just like you guys are like she she didn't care because she Saw everything was happening. But like it was it was really funny That was also it's funny He's I like I I would assume you'd say the rich bits like the foam in the backyard or the pranks or anything No, you know what? We never really like like got excited about the science experiments or anything like that. Really?

Yeah. I like to see a good like. Those are more scary than anything because you don't know what's going to happen. So you're sitting there like shaking the whole time. Like, you know, something's about to explode. You don't know if it's going to be toxic or if it's going to like get on you. So you're just like, OK, here, here we go. I am not qualified to do this. Because David always kept like those, like, like obviously what, like the, like what it's

going to do, what it's going to do. What it's going to do. He keeps that from us. But like, so we don't know the, like what our reaction is. But like, I, I want to see those explosions so I can come up with funny stuff to do with the explosion. So if I know it's not this big, crazy thing, it's only in this area. I can, I can, I can come up with funny stuff to do with the explosion. So if I know it's not this big crazy thing, it's only in this area,

I can, I can, I can formulate like what you're going to do. David, pro tip, tell your explosive. Yeah, I've told David this multiple times.

I just, there's times where I'm just like, just show it to me. Trust me, it'll be better for everybody if we just know what this explosion is. It's like,

no, I want to keep it a secret. But I think that before we say anything else terrible, we should end this podcast but you guys are my favorite people and my favorite guests. I enjoyed this so much. it a secret. But I think that before we say anything else terrible, we should end this podcast. But you guys are my favorite people and my favorite guests. I enjoyed this so much. That was amazing. Thank you.

Thanks for having us. Honestly, I thought this was going to go a lot worse. I know. Keith and I were on our way here. We're like, bro, what is going to happen on this podcast? I know. Well, I had a whole list of things that I would ask you if I could, but I know I can't.

Shadi and this episode wouldn't come out. So what I think for what I was given to work with. Let's see how this episode goes and like the comments and everything and then maybe next time we can amp it up a little further like see exactly how far we can push the envelope thank

you guys so much for coming on and I love you guys get your Kermode of coffee fucking drink a happy hour I don't even know what they're doing anymore I just thank you throw your money at them I don't even know

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