Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 111: ASH TREVINO FOR PRISON 2025 - Ep. 111
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She stole my look. She stole my look.
She stole my look.
Wait, honestly, we are matching right now.
For all the visual listeners out there, we are wearing our new merch.
I love it so much.
It's so good.
It's my favorite thing we've ever made.
I was going to say that.
It really is.
And I came up today, y'all.
Let me tell you that much.
My favorite thing, you guys guys know Brooke has a problem
with ordering two things well but this sounds like a really really stupid problem to have this was
this time it like wasn't an accident I've done it a few times where I order something and then I like
I think about it again later and I'm like oh my god I wish I had this thing and it's like I'd
already ordered it that was not what happened here what happened here was I wanted these glasses so
bad and they were sold out everywhere Kylie wore them so obviously i had to have them i want everything
kylie has i love glasses they make me just look and feel like so much less of a stupid right i
feel so like i just love them and so i wanted them really badly and they were sold out everywhere
except for this one website okay so i ordered them from this website and then all this all
of a sudden it says ships in like 14 weeks. And I was like, well, that's not going to work.
So I ordered them again from a different website.
Because I was like, no, I need them.
And then I was like, sometime between now and 14 weeks from now,
I'm going to figure out how to cancel that order.
And then they both came immediately?
They both came on the exact same day.
Oh, wow.
But then I got a new pair of Miu Miu glasses.
And I love that bb doesn't
wear glasses because that's the only reason i got a little face is so small she wore these glasses
she would her whole she would tip over frame yeah she would literally tip over yeah i got a big head
oh my god you guys i am like so dead yeah should we talk about where we just came from we just came
from the canceled podcast international tour photo cover photo photo shoot.
That's a mouthful.
That is a mouthful.
But this is what we outdid ourselves.
Okay.
I'm so excited to see them.
And it was so fabulous.
I felt like a little kid.
The natural progression is so funny.
We started with the cow, then the car, then the camper.
And then obviously we're going international.
So today we did a plane and it was the place we went to was like the coolest place I've ever been.
It was.
It felt like, first of all, we were in like essentially like a hangar, but it was really like a soundstage, like a big soundstage.
Yeah.
And there was every different kind of plane set.
So the inside of a plane, a cockpit, like a full jet set up, a little tiny plane.
Yeah.
And like a whole TSA set up.
And it like actually looked like it was a real plane and
like the real tsa stuff i guess i just always assumed in movies that they like borrowed you
know london heathrow airport like i i don't know why in my head when all of those things are shot
it's like a real plane so like being there i was like oh shit that's really funny that you thought
they really did that at the airport yeah like have you seen that movie that just came out on Netflix like carry on like they
had to everyone told me not to watch it because it's like scary right it definitely puts some
thoughts in your head that might not be there previously you know about people in airports and
crazy shit but I just like assumed they had to have like booked LAX on pure space for the hour
like I didn't know they like that the sets could be that accurate.
No.
And it was everything.
The photos are going to be everything.
I'm just, my shirt says yep for a reason.
I think every time we have a photo shoot,
especially when it's me and you,
I realize how much you're like just made for this shit.
And I like, well also today,
like nothing was fitting me and shit.
Like just little shit like that will like send me.
No, I was thinking about it.
Like honest to God, i have days where like just at one tiny the smallest
thing can go wrong and after that the sky is literally falling yeah like maybe it was just
one of those days but i happen to wake up literally right on the right side of the bed and i don't
know if it's like some megan fox energy shit but this frequently happens to the two of us it's like
obviously there are days
where we're either both in a bad mood or both in a good mood but like one of us will be elated to
be doing something and then the other one is like oh my god take me out now and today i was the take
me out now unfortunately i just felt like such a little it felt like we were in the mall overnight
like that's what i felt like because it was like we were not supposed to be here we're the only
ones here even though it was like literally not a real airport.
But it really felt like one, honestly.
It was so cool.
And we were like fucking sending ourselves through the TSA conveyor belts and shit.
Like it was cool to like, because obviously, you know that in my dream world, I am able to break all of the rules at the airport all the time.
Yeah, vape on a plane.
Yeah.
So to be able to be vaping on a plane, but it's like encouraged almost, you know, being bare it just running through it was like it was awesome and I'm excited for the photos I really am I am
too and the good news for you is that even when you have a bad day you might still get a good
photo whereas when I have a bad day on a photo shoot maybe we're in the middle of the desert
and there's no bathroom and I'm shitting myself and there's no good photos so we choose a photo
of me eating a hot dog and it is on every billboard in town I think it is so funny that
the billboard photo was us just like so far away like it could we could have had stand-ins
and like I didn't think about it when choosing the photo because like on a phone it was like
a sick photo to me but like you didn't think about the fact that that was like
gonna be super sized especially because we do so many comedy clubs.
Imagine your favorite comedian, except their whole photo is just an RV.
Yeah, the RV.
It was literally a photo of an RV.
And then just a brunette and a blonde.
Literally, we could have had stand-ins.
So I'm excited for these new photos.
All day, too, I was just like, why am I dead?
And then I thought about my past five days, and it's like...
Oh, yeah, you had a kickback yesterday. Yeah, I put having a kick back on my close friends and Brooke was like Tana
having a kick back like who are you because if I put having a party even on my close friends people
start sending out my address like it's like just for everyone so I tried to like use different
verbiage what about soiree even soiree sounds too too hooties and you know
what's crazy is i only invited 30 people yesterday like i really i invited the people that i really
love and like especially in getting sober it's like i don't they're being sober i don't have
like the desire to have a rager i just want people that i like absolutely love the nearest and dearest
people to my heart and then today we're looking at the security camera footage and people were peeing in people's mouths
someone peed in someone's mouth i invited the 30 people closest to me i need more information
i don't even know who peed in whose mouth i'm obviously not going to say it on camera give me
names and i understand why you would want names and here's what i'm going to say it on camera give me names and i understand why you would want names and here's
what i'm gonna say it wasn't someone i directly invited it was i invited someone and then they
brought you had a plus one peeing in someone's mouth at my new home and i'm sober like it's like
i like i could do everything right i invited the fucking 30 people closest to me and then like
someone was peeing in someone's mouth in my backyard on tape. Okay.
Well, then the main invite gets uninvited.
But I love that person.
Well, then there's, that's just your, you have the piss in the mouth house.
That's just the way life goes.
Okay, who was it?
No, it was brutal.
I invited, invited.
Well, duh, of course, plus one piss in someone's mouth.
Yeah, exactly.
I guess that's just enough said.
You know what I mean?
But like, who would you let pee in your mouth?
Oh, Makoa, of course.
I mean, it's actually funny as because we got word of it last night.
Right.
And I already know that there was chatter.
Yes, there was chatter about the mouth being.
It was one of Makoa's friends, too, which is really funny that like I invite Makoa's friends who obviously like don't maybe have never come to a party at my house and they're like hey i think
someone just peed in someone's mouth and then i had to be like yeah those people are like known
for that that though they do do that i think they think they're giving jackass yeah but you can't be
giving jackass without a camera because then you're just you're just doing that like no and then they
were like running to the pool and washing their face like it was like a real it was like a real thing
i'm just so fucking sad about it well it sounds like it was a blast i mean i had a great great
time literally the only person missing was you i was like everyone i love is in this house i know
i felt really bad i was on my way home from cabo otherwise like i tried to switch my flight but
you know there's only like two flights from cabo yes and i've
missed them so many times it's like really actually insane because and then i'm in cabo
and since there's only one flight there's like everyone i know is there like yes my agents were
there yeah friends i haven't seen in years were there i was like wow it is wild the cabo airport
is so fucking lawless too, which I love.
Like even just like,
I'm trying to think one of the last times I went to Cabo,
I go through the security to walk out and they're like,
oh,
you have a vape in your bag.
Like you can't have a vape.
And then they like completely like act like they're arresting me.
And it's just like this whole fucking thing.
And I'm like so scared.
And I'm like,
oh my God,
like I didn't know I couldn't have my vapes.
Like this is fine around my parts. And then they like yeah just give us 500 bucks and like what are
you gonna do it's TSA like you can't so then I was bartering with them and they were like I will
take 300 and I was like this shit is lawless I live with that though that's my favorite shopping
mall too is the Cabo airport I'm like the things you can buy there you just don't even understand
they have great jewelry it is a really such great jewelry such good candy like food everything uh-huh an STK like a whole
ass five-star restaurant STK they have Mexican Cheetos everywhere which you know is my favorite
Mexican hot Cheetos are literally a thousand times better than American hot Cheetos something
about like illegal here is not illegal there and it's making their cheetos better than ours one you know they got
that red 50 yeah they've got red something else oh and just la farmacia i love oh i hit the
farmacia hard iguanas on your even just to get like z packs like i love hitting the farmacia
and getting like antibiotics i know i learned my lesson i used to go to the pharmacy and want all
the fixings now Now I go in,
I'm like Zofran.
Yes.
Hand it over.
And Latisse,
I got some Latisse this time.
No shit. You know what?
Let me talk to you about something.
I want to talk about
learning your lesson
over and over and over again in life
because Latisse turns my fucking eyes
literally into buttholes.
Okay?
I get butthole eyes from Latisse
and so does everybody else,
by the way.
And what brings me back every single time?
It's just like getting a lip flip.
I honestly completely agree.
It's funny.
I've been using Grande Lash.
And like, I do feel like it's eating at my like retina.
But I can't stop because I notice the inches.
It does something to the fat of your eyes.
First of all, it dissolves the fat around your eyes, which you actually do want fat around your eyes.
Otherwise, you look like Corpse Bride.
But it also turns the rounds of your eyes or around your eyes otherwise you look like corpse bride but it also turns the
like rounds of your eyes or like around your eyes dark so you just look like really scary yeah but
the long lashes i get it the lash serum has been working on me and i still have the chode pack but
it's getting like a little better and it's like i feel like i'm just so gorgeous it's really fun
can i ask you a question yeah do you think that like and this isn't even like supposed to be backhanded but like do you think genuinely if you didn't wear
lashes no i think they would oh they were really like this in high school okay like and i couldn't
afford lashes then i mean and obviously i would steal them now and again for special occasions
duh don't be fucking weird you know but no i would i would take my lash curler into class and just sit
there all day trying to get them to stand up to get a boy to like me.
Like, you know what I mean?
Or to get someone to notice me or to like think I looked so gorgeous.
And I would, I have a whole video on how I used to do my makeup in high school, but I would fucking stack on the mascara till I had one lash.
Like it was just clumped one, like almost like Jack Jack, but it was one lash.
I love that.
I was just thinking about high school makeup.
Like I used to live for like Mac Studio Fix Powder. Me too. jack but it was one lash i love that you know i was just thinking about high school makeup like i
used to live for like max studio fix powder and it has like the little pad in it and i would just
rub it as hard as i could onto the powder and then just peanut butter baby the house yeah and i would
put like nc45 when my color is actually nc5 yeah and it's like just just wear sunscreen just help
your future self out you know what i mean like just just do anything but i think that this generation doesn't necessarily have that as
much like you know we have like the juicy star 07s of the world and like we were just figuring
things out and like almost what our moms had taught us and like for me at least that was nothing you
know obviously yeah but like now with tiktok and
stuff it's like you already know like they don't have as much of a they don't have awkward faces
yeah awkward period they're using drunk elephant and they're night shedding and 12 year olds are
sleeping with mouth tape and blowout rods losers
i just i don't know though at the same time if i could be mogging at 14 like if I could go back in
time like I would want no awkward face I know I'm sorry because as a mother I'm not expecting to buy
anything but like a eyeshadow quad until they're like 18 that's so true that's just and honestly
that helped me out because obviously now it's like you're only i'm
i presume that you're only cool if you have those things in middle school and high school which
sucks and obviously like we still had that but it wasn't as much and materialism wasn't as
prevalent but my parents like i can't even imagine if i came home and i was like
can i have drunk elephant they would be like you are drunk
you know like we're not buying you that I was like kind of like that though I was just like a
bride like my Sam has it so I have to have it you remember when like studded high-waisted shorts for
a thing I sure do and in fact I think I can google a photo I think I got beat just for asking for
them like they were like hell never those are 50 bitch you better get to get
some studs and get to work oh my god i literally used to do that like when lf was popular oh my
god into lf that was in college actually so that was like actually not that long ago but i started
putting like eyelets and shit and i'm like who are you martha no but if you didn't have a studded
high-waisted short you might as well have been as socially exiled as possible you know i know it's
so crazy galaxy i remember i tried to paint like my favorite shorts galaxy and it just looked like
someone threw up galaxy remember like things were galaxy uh well we were also we were no you
remember things were galaxy this was at the same time nothing was galaxy i'm gonna be i'm gonna
keep it wanted things were galaxy nothing was nothing Do you remember the Brandy Melville moon phases top?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, I do.
It had all the phases of the moon.
I knew it.
I told you.
That with a pair of galaxy shorts, you were fucking.
I remember that.
That was before Scarlet was Scarlet.
That's what made Scarlet Scarlet, I think.
I'm like, in fact, is that Scarlet?
Millie Bobby Brown is my twin
I look just like her have you seen
do you look just like Millie oh yeah she grew up
can you look up a recent Millie Bobby Brown
people were giving her they were
online shaming her
that's me
I'm Millie Bobby Brown
that's weird but I also have been
on this whole tangent where I think I look like Charlie
XCX and it's like damn it no after you said that i think i see it too no but it's like i literally
don't it's like i need to clean my glasses i swear no no i think i believe you because i believe i
truly believe that you see yourself you see the truth and everybody else doesn't i say that with
a little more conviction i mean that because i have a couple people who I know that I look just like.
That nobody would ever in a million years tell me that I look like them.
Today you were giving me Victoria Beckham.
That's so nice.
She had on these little capris and a blazer.
I want to go on record and say that was not who I was going to say.
No, I'm like Millie Bobby Tote.
Don't search it, Erin.
I'm going to start cutting.
No, it was just that you had on this blazer and these little capris and it was giving Millie Bobby. Not Millie Bobby Tote. No, don't search it, Erin. I'm going to start cutting. No, it was just you had on this blazer and these little capris,
and it was giving Millie Bobby, not Millie, hello.
I'm trying my best.
I'm just dead.
But I really haven't slept in like a week.
It's getting brutal.
The same, I went to Cabo thinking like on a bachelorette.
Yeah, that's like a little tough.
Did you at least iguana it up for me?
I iguanied all over the place. But I do, I would be lying if I said I didn't feel a little tough did you at least iguana it up for me I iguanied all over the place
but I do I would be lying if I said
I didn't feel a little bit guilty about it
I feel really bad for those iguans
I mean you know
they're all babies and they just shove them in backpacks
and it's so sad the way I justify it
in life is like okay
someone was going to hold them regardless so it should be
me who can really hold them
give them a little love before.
Yeah, support their little tail.
Last time we were there, someone, you know,
obviously they mistreat the iguanas and they bring them everywhere.
And Sarai was just yelling at the guy being like,
you might as well throw that on the grill.
Just saying like, that's how bad it was.
And I was like, no way.
And they're really smart animals.
I had lizards growing up.
And they know what to do with
that tail well you know i was i came really close to like buying an iguana i really want an iguana
but i didn't know that all of those were babies like there's no such thing as that sized iguana
like they all get huge and they can like kill you with their tail don't fact check me on this one
but i think it's one of those things where like they'll never outgrow their enclosure
so like if you kept it in a small enclosure it would never get that big and i
don't know if that's true but that's like how fish is like a fish won't outgrow its enclosure
also i had lizards growing up i never had iguana i had a monitor lizard and i had geckos but like
not not like what you think of as a gecko but like long big geckos that's my dream and still
when i go home we have a big terrarium i love reptiles oh i love
reptiles i've like always wanted a pet snake but like feeding it the mice is where you lose me i
know you only have to do it you don't have to do it that often the you know what's worse than that
which you wouldn't like would what we have to feed the lizards crickets worse roaches at literal
hell never all yeah and you can do crickets but we did roaches so
and you literally
have to keep them
like my uncle
has them literally
in a tub
in his room
there was a bug
in my house
the other day
and I actually
like I crashed out
so hard
there was a bug
in my house
the other day
and I'm like
in the sky
yeah that's kind of weird
like how did he
even get up there
it was a stink bug too
and I was like
there's only room
for one of us
in this town, pal.
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charge honestly i have to start with ash travino and i know the super bowl just happened and there's
more important things the kanye's tweets um yeah what the fuck chloe lamar i have so many things i
want to talk about but i have to talk about ash travino. I got to a point. I think, I think Ash Trevino was a turning
point for me mentally. Okay. Like when she started blowing up and everyone was like,
have you heard about Ash Trevino? Have you heard this? I think that I decided I wanted to clock out
of the internet. Like she truly was like the straw that broke the camel's back for me where I'm like,
dude, I don't know anything about like George Washington and like
I know I don't need to know about Ash Trevino I don't have the space in my head and it's just like
obviously like from what I've gathered she's not a good person and like and then I was in Hawaii
with Natalie and then she was like just obsessing over all the lore and I was kind of trying to
learn and then I started getting all these comments of people being like can you have Ash
Trevino uncanceled right okay like what's this all about like would this be interesting whatever and then obviously upon like one search
it's like her dating the 19 year old okay and then like santos
and then just like mistreating the kids like spending christmas with a stranger like doxing
themselves on live not caring you know how i feel about all the like live panhandlers
who make me at least feel the way
that Ash Trevino makes me feel.
I think there are people who do live and it's great.
It's great income for them,
but like her, just the way it makes me feel.
And obviously people are memeing her.
And for a second there, I was like imploring the idea
where I was like, maybe she'll come on.
Maybe like we'll have her on canceled
and I'll ask her the hard hitting questions and whatever.
And then we see that Ash Trevino is at the Bop House.
Okay?
Oh.
She's at the Bop House.
The Bop House is another thing that I'm...
I'm kind of interested in the Bop House, though.
Honestly, I'm kind of liking it.
I was interested in Bops versus Alabama Barker.
Yes, Team Bops.
Team Bops.
For sure.
Yeah.
But you can't shame.
Never mind.
It doesn't matter.
I also like the bop house because I think that so many people have tried to make spicy
content houses work, but it's always ran by like an agency or like men or something.
And it just, they put all these random girls in a house who don't know each other.
And it just feels grimy and weird.
I like that this one is like the girl's idea.
Like a small business.
Yes.
And like them almost making a joke, like them saying like're bops like that you know what i mean just like
whatever bob to the top and astrofino's at the bob house i'm making jokes online whatever and
then one of the bops interviews her for a podcast she's gorgeous and she slayed the interview is it
cammy i think so she slayed slayed forgive me if i'm getting any misinformation wrong but she really was like
not having it right like she was really asking her the hard-hitting questions the only proper
way to do an interview with somebody like that i feel like if you go in and yeah you can't like
so why the fuck did you do this yeah you can't kiki whatever and then come to find out her
children do not have beds no they don't that it's not that's not come to find out everyone we
all knew that what no beds but she has a louis vuitton bag and that's where i'm gonna go yourself
and that's where i'm gonna go just right off a cliff because they have mattresses i don't give
a fuck like at all like your children not having the prime setup and you going and buying Louis Vuitton.
I was going to attack her looks.
I was going to say, and you just look like that.
That's me.
But I'm angry.
I'm livid.
It's just like, and just everything.
Like the way the daughter was saying that she was sick in the hospital and Miss Ash was on live saying like, give me a galaxy to know about her health and shit.
And then her like yes and like
the daughter is you can just tell those kids are so clearly like crying for help and it's
fucking disgusting it's horrible you know what i do think though that like makes me feel a little
bit better about it i don't think she ever has those kids i don't i think that like it's a
situation like my family growing up where it's like oh yeah you
see your mom sometimes I hope and pray that that is the situation I just want to go on record and
say if those girls are watching this and you need anything dm me and I got you because it's like
it's just so disgusting to me and it's like such a prevalent display of narcissistic abuse and at what point societally do we stop because it's like yes you can't look
away from her yeah but giving people like that fame and money is like and i'm not saying that
i'm the most deserving person on the planet of fame and money that's not what i'm saying but
i'm just saying like no it's very scary it's it's just disgusting like, no, it's very scary. It's it's just disgusting. Like you're a disgusting person.
It just like also it takes like a very specific.
I don't know what you would even call the mental illness.
That is like like genuinely receiving it.
Like she she thinks that like she's got fans.
She thinks like we're watching her because we want to a narcissism.
What is it?
Is it called arrested development?
Can you look this up? So I don't misspepeak but when somebody is stuck at a certain age i don't know the crazy thing is like or not crazy but like i feel like i know ash trevino i know 11 ash trevino's
you know what i mean like those are the type of people i feel like i grew up around so yeah to me
i'm like yep i know it's just like shitty parents, to be honest.
Not even just mine, in general. A situation in which a person's emotional and psychological growth is hindered or altered during one of the normal stages of maturation?
Yeah, I guess that's what you would call it.
I had like a really like shitty like learning curve where I was like, oh my God, like some people literally hit a certain age and they never start.
Like especially because we have all this like outward like life like life experience we go and often do things and meet new
people and stuff a lot of people literally they hit a certain age and like their life never changes
and that's where they're stuck yeah i agree i feel like both of my parents very much were like
that growing up and it like it does make sense that's why you outgrow your parents. It's just a thing. I just like cannot believe that some people have the chemical makeup where you're going to come online and laugh about your children not having beds and you buying Louis Vuitton instead and you actually go to bed at night and you don't feel bad.
It's not.
And I feel like she thinks it's like making her like quirky and like, like, ha ha.
Which is the hardest fucking watch on planet fucking earth and it's just like
people should take a quiz before they give birth like i'm talking even just like a 20
multiple choice quiz 20 question multiple choice quiz like why can just anybody have kids it's the
scariest concept in the entire world granted though if, though, if that was the case, I don't think we'd be here.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Lately, I've been just doing so much thinking and talking about narcissistic abuse and just
and obviously it's just sad all the way around, you know, but I hope and pray even just similar
to our situation.
It's like, I feel so grateful that however my
parents were and in that narcissistic like the way they were abusive in that way it made me want to
grow up and be so far from that and i hope nothing but that for her kids you know what i mean yeah
and i just hope to god they had situations like we did where you had like i had my grandparents
you had amari's family like people i mean and I know I think that they do
because I've seen her say a lot of times like if I wanted my kids I would have them or like
something like that and you're like wait what like what did you just say but I think like they don't
spend most or like they don't spend they spend maybe like one day a week with her that's good
I mean it's just it's so wild and so sad and I would love like an actual psych
Diagnosis on whatever she has because it is very interesting, but it's like yeah, I could never have her on canceled
It's like I don't even want her to have a platform. It's so wild, but it kind of it sucks because I I wish
Obviously you hope for someone like that as so long as they're going to be a parent
you hope that she has like room to like learn from some of this stuff and like
Become a better parent like over time but like we're feeding like this
monster you know what i mean like we're making this situation and what what is wrong with her
worse yeah it's like making someone with whatever that chemical makeup is like quote unquote famous
and it's like which is like literally probably the worst thing that can happen to somebody like that yeah i agree it's just wild the no beds like all of that shit just
pisses me off so fucking bad it is and obviously that's why people keep engaging and watching
because i hate watches almost more passionate than a love watch you know and it's like
it's like i will take those girls to ikea tomorrow, but it's hard as well.
I was saying this the other day that I feel like a narcissistic parents
nightmare is a child turning 18 because it's like the moment that they no
longer have the control.
I just hope like I'm saying like they have followers.
Like I feel like they can be successful in social media too,
especially like in spite of her.
I'm just saying I can't wait for them to turn 18 in the regard that right
now,
let's say they were even successful. I have such a strong feeling that they probably wouldn't even
see their financials or they probably you know what i mean or anyone who's actually going to
try to really help them get out of that i don't know the other people that are raising them so i
like can't really say that part but i you know and then it's like she so seems like the type of
person who would then be like i made you famous and whatnot to them and stuff.
So I'm just like, can't wait for them to get out of that situation fully.
And it's just, it's wild.
I agree.
So yeah, fuck Ash Trevino.
And I think that.
And her four hairs.
I think my new bit is definitely pressing not interested and not trying to give her any money because that is just crazy.
And it's crazy the amount of fucking tiktok parents that i've seen like that that girl who was like not buying her kids winter coats but
getting her highlights done it's already crazy for that to be happening but for that to be happening
and you guys to be talking about it and sharing it with the internet i'm like what's the psyche
behind that where it's like i'm getting off on
showing the world that i'm a bad parent and then it's like what are those people behind closed
doors you know what i mean like imagine astrovino as your mom behind closed doors yeah it's got to
just be like a friend that you hate like is oh my god i can't even imagine i have no idea i need a water that gave me like cotton mouth
like i actually can't also astrovino talks to men in prison oh yeah she's married to men in prison
but low-key i think like a year ago you would have done that
not a year ago okay like three i mean it's like if you like men in prison why don't you just go
there astrovino for prison i don't think she would last a day in prison.
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I just saw another two girls talking about this on a podcast and it was so funny.
But do you think you would survive long in prison?
That's really funny.
I would lez out really hard with the scariest person.
I would find someone.
Stolen valor.
Stolen valor.
What do you mean?
That's exactly what she said.
She said she would find the baddest lesbian and latch onto her. The 100%
I've always said that. That is on my online
footprint. You're weird.
You're weird. You're copying someone on the internet.
I've never seen this. And you
could pull up my digital footprint. I've been saying that.
That's just the smart answer to be honest.
You probably thought of that on your own. Oh I feel like I've
had to think about it.
You know, just in my life, I've definitely been in eras where I don't think I'm like,
I think I'm closer to that than not.
Now I'm not, obviously.
But don't you think the baddest lesbian in there is spoken for already?
You get in there and the baddest lesbian.
Then the second baddest one.
You know what I mean?
I feel like the only lesbians left for picking are are going to be like the lesbians with no pull.
Maybe as a secondary, I mean, I have always said that
and I do really mean that that would be my first approach.
But my second approach I think would be
an extreme public crash out.
Like I'm talking like I would go to the middle of the cafeteria
and like flip the tables and start like making animal noises,
like pussy out, like shitting on the floor floor rolling around in it so that people were like oh my god like she's so
insane that like i don't want a part of that no do you know what they do to you then what
solitary confinement and you don't want that would you rather have solitary confinement or not
no why would you ever want to be in solitary because of all of the awful things that happen
in unsolitary yeah and you get to sit down at a lunch table and chat with people.
In solitary, you don't have books.
You don't have windows.
You have nothing except your brain.
And I don't want to be with my brain with all the fixings.
I guess you're right when you put it that way.
But also, you're talking about the opposite.
It's like a cakewalk. Bitches curb stomped yeah i guess but there's also like really nice
things that happen in prison i also have a lot of hot takes online like even just what if someone
in prison was like i love ash turvino but square up you know like it's just her husband yeah like
oh shit yeah i don't know i don't like to think about that. It's so scary.
I don't know.
I think I'd just get really fit.
And to be clear, that's what the other girl said.
And I am stealing her answer.
Yeah.
But like, don't you worry that just like, I don't know.
I just wouldn't do wrong by anybody.
I would really be pulling Orange is the New Black and I would be lezzing.
I loved Orange is the New Black.
I remember watching it.
It's so good.
But it was crazy because I watched it like in my freshman year of high school.
I mean of college.
And I was so into it.
And then my mom went to prison again.
I was like, you know what?
Let me not watch this.
Do you think Fawn?
Fawn was lezzing out in prison.
Fawn is just lezzing out in general.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaking of prison.
Okay.
Well, not speaking of prison okay well not speaking of prison but did you see that um alissa violet commented on david dobrik's post hey can i use your pool wait was it his pool
that we made fun of her yeah like i was saying she wanted to use david's pool oh i thought we
were making fun of her for using marshmallows pool no like she's sucking jason ash's fart
to like use david Dobrik's pool.
I hate whenever you're arguing with someone and Amari does this to me so, so hard.
Like he will piss me off so hard and we're in like a serious argument.
And then he'll be like, and by the way, your track is out.
You know what I mean? Like he'll make a funny.
And then it's like, God forbid there's other people in the room too,
because then it's like everyone is laughing and then you're seething.
Like he is so, so good at that. Honestly, honestly you too that's literally how jorts gate happened like
we're like fighting and you're like and fuck your jorts it was always a joke that's one of those
things where it's like i've got to give it to her for like flipping it on its head and like
cracking a joke you know what i mean even a broken clock yeah i will say really quickly i want to
circle back to jorts gate for a second
what was with you bringing up jorts gate in front of your stylist today
it's like you had to tell her i hate her work it wasn't her work i know but she didn't um style me
i bought a skims bodysuit and jorts on amazon that's why it hurt my character honestly if it
was justine if it was justine that dressed me, I think I would have been like, you know what?
Speaking actually, yeah, if it was, yeah, no, it was like my own personal fucking choice.
That's why I was seething.
But granted, honestly, looking back, it was, there was so much wrong with the fit.
Like you ate like no notes, even just like the fit of it.
It wasn't like that I was wearing jorts, like they were wrong.
I was giving like carpenter and not Sabrina.
Have you been seeing people coming at Alex Earl's neck online?
No.
So like Alex Earl got a new stylist, right?
And the stylist is putting her.
I did some hoodie stuff.
Some hoodie shit.
And you know me, you know, I love hoodie shit.
So like I've been like eating it up one of the fits was a big ass jorts and this like blazer top and the internet is up in arms and then to the
super show me i can't see this shit so i'll show you both outfits okay this is one of the fits
but i kind of love it oh okay i literally just wore that in our shoot today yeah i kind of top
the capris everything i know those are in the shoes wait that's the exact outfit i wore today
i love it like i actually really do love it i love it too like fire the stylist 20 000 likes
it's you know what though have you ever clicked one of those people's profiles it'll be like fire
the stylist and you click their profile and you're like, girl.
I was literally going to just say that.
And it's like, I don't know.
I love weird, different shit.
It's like the people commenting fire your stylist are commenting in like a Brandy Melville two-piece set.
And it's like, I understand that like, or like an aloe fucking, you know, like I'm not coming.
I'm saying just basic shit.
And then she's in this for the Super Bowl.
I did.
I did notice she was a little warm for the Super Bowl.
It appeared.
Although I don't know what the weather was like.
You know,
like the leather maxi skirt isn't my favorite thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
I just picture how sweaty her legs must've gotten.
But people also being like,
why would she wear this to the Super Bowl?
Like,
are you at the Super Bowl? And it's like, would she wear this to the super bowl like are you at the
super bowl and it's like what she's supposed to do put on cleats and a jersey and go fucking play
like it's like let her live it's very like esteemed yes and it's like i just i think that
it's like if she likes it and granted maybe she became famous for like being more relatable to the girlies like i'm sure that the girlies
who like her love to see her in like an addicted fit because like that's polita yes is this too
like yes much for a bar in new jersey yes but at the same time i mean she was literally in a super
bowl commercial now that her career is elevating i i think it's cool to see her making these more
like as my dogs are out jesus christ more daring fashion choices like i just i don't i i think it's cool to see her making these more like as my dogs are out jesus christ
more daring fashion choices like i just i don't know i think so too i think you hit the nail on
the head i think that if julia fox did it nobody would say shit about what she's wearing but
because it's alex earl they're like wait what dude even i like was coming at someone who was
commenting on my tiktok the other day and people always get mad when you as an influencer comment
someone who's leaving hate,
but it's like,
how about we just don't comment?
Like, how about if you,
how about you just keep it pushing?
Even today, it's like,
it's like somebody could make banana bread on TikTok,
and then someone's going to comment like,
I fucking hate banana bread.
And it's like, no one asked.
This isn't about you.
Right.
What was the thing with the beans?
The bean soup?
It was so funny it was like
it was like this girl sharing her bean soup recipe okay and it's like this long ass bean
soup recipe and the top comment was what if i don't have beans and it's like then it's not
your fucking soup don't make bean soup like yeah page brought that up today and i like i just like
the banana bread
shit like saying that and it's like it's so true like everyone and i don't know if it's tiktok i
mean it's literally called for you you know but like i don't know why everyone assumes everything
is like for them like you know what i mean it's just like soup like this you're if you don't
you're not supposed to then you're not gonna wear a matrix fit to the super bowl Someone commented on my video the other day and was just like, she's so annoying.
And it's just like, that's your hate comment?
Mine are like, I understand.
No, obviously there are levels to it, but it just got me thinking.
It was just like, it was, I forget what the exact comment was, but it was like, she's
so annoying.
I'm going to try again in a few months.
And in my head, it just like really had me thinking it was like,
you just don't have to try again.
Like you just don't like,
and the fact that you like are taking the time to write that out.
Like I just would never write that on anyone's anything because like that's a
person with the brain.
And it's like,
and I'm just not for you.
I know.
Go watch some Alicia Marie.
There are much nicer people out there that are far less annoying than me.
Like it's just so.
That is what's funny.
I get it almost on, like, TikTok, for example.
Because TikTok, you don't control what you see as much as you do, like, anywhere else.
But, like, when someone will comment on, like, my YouTube video, hey, I'm like, wait, you came here by yourself.
It's giving close your eyes.
Yeah, like, you showed up here.
Like, you.
You know what?
You know what?
I reject. I think about this Like you, you know what I reject?
I think about this often.
And you know what?
I don't even know if I'm safe to say it
because it's those who I'm speaking to now
who are listening.
People will always say, get Brooke off the podcast.
And I love you guys.
That's like coming to somebody's house
and being like, I think you should leave.
No, exactly. exactly i live here
but you know what i'm saying like i like i i get it to an extent but like she has a youtube channel
like no i like even just outside of us i just i don't understand what, and dude, I'm the first person to say like, hate amongst
your friends, send it to the group chat, like talk your shit.
I think that it's a cathartic being a hater sometimes like with your friends and in the
privacy of your own home sometimes can be the most cathartic beautiful things in life but to publicly tear someone else
down to like share anything like it just to me i just equate it to like being in front of someone's
face and saying like imagine just like walking up to starbucks and you're about to order to the
barista and you're like i fucking hate your haircut like it's like what headspace do you have to be in to like
put how you feel on the inside that's so dark like that on someone else like i just i don't know
like i've been seeing people actually crashing out over alex earl's matrix super bowl outfit in a way
that is like you people are sick no it is it kind of It kind of is just like, wait, why are you so upset?
You don't have to wear it.
Don't be weird.
You don't have to watch it.
You don't have to wear it.
And like the girl is living her best life.
You know what I mean?
I do get a little too riled up sometimes because like you said, like people hate to see it.
And I hate to see it.
I hate to see an influencer like respond to hate and like go crazy or something.
I used to like freak out like about that with certain influencers. And now am her i'm like what do you mean it freaks me you know
what infuriates me the most i think the reason i'm so like riled up about it is because i just
started working out and it's been very like um embarrassing like not embarrassing but it's been
like humbling and like i'm i'm like i'm new to it and so i'll like you know i'll be so shy to post
my little videos and then like without fail a thousand people will be like, you look so fucking stupid.
You're doing it wrong.
You don't even lift, bro.
Well, like I'm not lifting.
You're not lifting.
None of us are lifting, but I'm not commenting.
It doesn't matter.
But anyway.
I just not to be all like we should spread more positivity in the world because it's like, again, behind closed doors.
I love being a hater but I just,
especially with Alex Earl,
I think it upsets me so much because it's like,
she's just a girl.
What has she done wrong?
She's just a girl.
She's in her happy relationship.
She wears her outfit.
She has more energy
than 50 bitches
in a sorority combined.
She's everywhere
but nowhere all at once.
She's Carl's Junior-ing it up.
She's Poppy.
She had two Super Bowl commercials.
She's,
that's what it's gotta be though. It's gotta be people just feeling. It is Junior-ing it up. She's Poppy. She had two Super Bowl commercials. That's what it's got to be, though.
It's got to be people just feeling. It is. Of course it is.
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Now I'm gonna hate on someone
Okay, perfect
Thank God
I'm just kidding, but Tara's World posted tiktok that i we've got to talk
about i don't know we can't hate on tara's world and i'm not going to actually i well i am no
i know after all of that that i just said yeah don't do it well it's not okay i'm actually i'm
not going to hate on her but she shared something on tiktok that you
couldn't waterboard out of me and i just want to discuss it and i felt like you might have some
funny things to say about it okay she was talking about how in a past life she was a pick me okay
in her like you know what i mean like five or six years ago or whatever she was a pick me. Okay. In her, like, you know what I mean? Like five or six years ago or whatever.
She was a pick me.
But then in the video,
she is calling women like females.
And I'm like,
wait,
it might still be in the room with us.
And she was explaining all of the things that she did in her pick me era.
A few,
two of them really spoke to me and I just have to talk about it okay i swear to god i just
went on this whole tangent and i'm actually not trying to hate i just want to have a conversation
about it okay because we're all friends here i think when she put it out there she also kind of
knew what she was doing she knew it would spark an inside a conversation which it is first being
that she hung a flag outside of her house that said, for the boys, which I just love.
Free her.
Secondarily,
that she ordered one of those female urinal things
so that she could pee standing up with her boys.
Okay.
You couldn't waterboard that out of me.
That's actually crazy
because last week on the episode,
you said that you wish you had one
of those not for male validation okay like like i'm imagining her at the line of yours
with the thing like that's it's she had a bunch of other ones and i guess if you're healed actually
like i am being a hater by saying you couldn't waterboard that out of me like i guess it's kind
of like a good thing that maybe she's now healed and she's like willing to open up about
it and stuff like that no i have well thousands of things that i have done in my lifetime that
i look back on and i'm like oh my god i think lord and heavens above that the term pick me did
not exist when i was in high school or college because i would have been ruined ruined tell us one it was just it was but a concept at the time like there was no word for
it it was just kind of like you just like that bitch is annoying or like that bitch yeah i agree
like that was just what it was but like well now you just told me you wouldn't want like you
couldn't waterboard some of these but i took that back i retracted that because that's not fair like
growth is important.
I guess, you know what it is?
It was her saying females in the video that made me feel like she wasn't far enough away from it.
Oh, yeah.
To kind of like, you know what I mean? Well, I still, you know, dip my toes in the water here and there as well.
But I would like, I was really like everything I did was for male validation.
Literally up until, honestly, sometimes still.
So what do you think it is mine
I like I really have like thought about it a lot actually and I've like talked to therapists about
it but I really do I almost think this for me it was like the opposite of like daddy issues where
I like I had such strong like my grandpa and my uncle were like my strongest like figures in my
life and they were like like I was with them always and I cared so much what they thought
that like it my life really was about like male validation like I wanted the approval of
them so bad so then everything I said and did and posted everything was always like what I would
assume they would like yes well if that makes sense but then some of it's like you like why
are you doing pull-ups at the frat party no No, but then it's like, when you say that though,
like I understand that like you're in a sorority and that's like what all of
that is like all of the,
you know what I mean?
Like,
but it was like,
it'd be like,
Oh my God,
what,
what is that up there?
Like,
like,
do you think I could do some like knowing,
you know,
like it was really crazy.
And I also used to paint everybody's like,
it's a thing in sororities and
fraternities to like go on weekenders and do you know what that is oh and what would you do again
like the coolers yeah so it was like a frat like a fraternity weekender is like when the whole frat
will like pay x amount of dollars and they all take a bus to Vegas or wherever it is and they
bring a date and this you stay with the date and everyone gets so blacked out and it's like a whole
thing and you want to get invited on the weekend or so bad.
Like if you go on SAE's week weekend or it's like such a big deal.
And so I would paint like you paint a cooler.
Like that's your gift to the guy for inviting you is like you paint a cooler,
like literally an igloo cooler and you fill it with alcohol.
And that's like your contribution,
your contribution.
And I would literally for like
months at a time sit in the craft room at my sorority house and paint like hundreds of them
and i have so many of them like you would not believe the things that i was painting on some
of these coolers i would have like i have to show you actually i literally can show you so easily
but i would like i would just do shit like this i also vincent van ho i know you guys have seen that sugar shack sign from u of a it's like a famous
sign i painted that the american flag sugar shack i painted i'm gonna tell you right now
the peeing standing up is the new height i can pee standing up because my sister told me i was a boy
that was the beginning of my labia crisis yeah and i don't mean to be putting the gavel down so hard if anything i just wanted to get into the psychology of what being a pick me like like why it
makes people like that but i guess it probably does just like start with your father sometimes
it's just general attention that i'm looking for it's not always male attention it's like i want
attention and i have like i can't help it but i think it is like a something like something with how i grew up or something where i was like blaze yeah and
i guess even just thinking about it that probably like explains why i was like a slut in high school
you know like dressed like alpha it's honestly beautiful yeah i worked really hard on that
here's me and jake paul in front of the Sugar Shack sign.
Honestly, beautiful.
That's so funny. That was him
and Alyssa came there, right?
I just think admitting...
Please.
Brooke, honestly, it's gorgeous.
That one's not that bad to me because it feels like
you were
participating in what you... Maybe over-participating, but you were participating in what you maybe over participating
but you were participating and you know what was given to you oh hold on in your sorority world
i'm sorry i left out a very important piece of information i wasn't invited
i was okay you know what get the get the urinal line up with tara's world y'all are y'all are
pissing in the bathroom no i wasn. I, like other girls would pay me
to paint their coolers.
And I like-
You were hustling.
I liked to paint them
and like obviously they would pay me and stuff,
but I really did it
because I wanted to be able to be like,
you like that?
I did it.
I get that.
You know, I don't know.
I just, but I know it now
and I identify it.
And like, there's, I mean, there's,
I catch myself still to this day
doing things all the time, literally just for external validation like that was like
literally my currency system growing up and I can't help it and it's true for a lot of people
and a lot of people don't notice it yet about themselves so at least I'm a step ahead of some
yeah that's true and honestly like good on Tara's world for growing enough to be able to admit that
and like it be a past life
and I think I was
being a bit of a hater.
I don't think
wanting to not
piss down your leg.
I just want to know
about her peeing standing up
like were her cheeks out?
No.
Like did the pants go down?
First of all we know
the lady who invented that.
The little funnel.
No but that's different.
That one's like
you pee into it
and it's for like
people who are sick
and like pregnant people.
No.
The one she's talking about like your pee she said so so she could pee off of balconies like it like oh with
the boys oh yeah no i didn't do that but i mean i think she's healed now and i should stop being a
hater a lot of pee talk i don't know though i've also thought about like how many teams
i've been a fan of before when i i couldn't tell you the first thing about football any sport
honestly at all and i used to be like oh my god i just love you know the bills no i the steelers i
love the pittsburgh steelers because some guy named jt liked the steelers oh my god and a guy
named jt i still think about him what else do we want to talk about he actually he's married and some guy named JT liked the Steelers. Oh my God. I had a guy named JT.
I still think about him.
What else do we want to talk about?
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free of charge. Kanye West
on Twitter. Speaking of Trumpies.
Just kidding. I just want to know is bianca sitting
there next to him in a pair of sheer tights like this like just mewing and like posing and like
like or is it like do you know what i mean like if i was dating someone who was doing that i would
be like really trying to put the phone on dnd no i truthfully i think that that's probably like what
really like was the straw that broke the camel's back with kim i think she probably was like i
cannot even begin to look like i am behind you on this like because of the thing like i mean
the things he was saying at that time too were just as i mean not as horrible as what he's saying
now it's it's actually so disgusting i just saw someone post a second ago like i can't believe
there's not like every company in the world coming out and being like we will never work with this man again
like nobody's mentioning it really you know what i think is like really scary too is like he's
selling the shirts now and it's like buying them i think those people should be on a watch list. Oh, my God. Like, I feel so fucking sad for Northwest.
Like, and all of his kids.
It's just like, and you know what I hate, too, is that the public speaks about Northwest
like she is a grown adult.
You know what I mean?
Like, the way people hate on her and have so much to say about her.
And like, you know what I mean?
If she does something that people don't like
the way people
talk about her
it's like
that is still a child
and like
every little girl
in the world
wants to have a dad
you know
that they love
and love them
and like whatever
and then it's like
it's even scarier
because it's like
what if like
she's at that age
where she can start
to see things
or people are gonna
tell her things
and I can't imagine being Kim obviously trying to like shelter the kids from all of that, but then still try to keep a relationship with their father and like whatever.
But it's like, what if he brainwashes one of the kids even like, you know, just so much.
It's like it's hard because, you know, she worships him and like looks up to him so much.
But I also and that's what he's doing.
It's so sad.
It's fucking horrible. Oh, it's it's like brutal and like looks up to him so much but i also and that's what he's doing it's so sad it's fucking horrible oh it's it's like brutal and like crazy it's just it's like it has to be like
psychosis like obviously he's very mentally ill i got like i mean that's the only way i can
possibly wrap my head around it but he needs to be either institutionalized or like i don't know
what you do in that situation like and, and it's, is he dangerous?
Like, yeah, I can't, I literally can't imagine.
I just saw this girl on TikTok going on this whole thing.
She is a corn star.
And I guess Kanye saw one of her videos
and he, she had all the receipts and everything.
And he was trying to fly her out to watch her get fucked by another male corn star.
And then apparently she found out through all of this that Kanye watches his wife get fucked by giant male corn stars.
And he's into that.
And it just feels so close to a lot of other shit that we've seen in the media and it's like yeah i am like so genuinely concerned for bianca like i
know i said this even just in the i know it just makes you wonder like if if these are the things
we know now or are finding out about like you just there's always so much you don't know about
that's what i'm saying like if what he's tweeting and all of this is like what we know it's just like i feel so dangerous and wrong it's so fucking nuts it's
like insane oh i hope she's okay that's and then he just tweets it all in tweets i am happily out
of touch and then tweeted like this was a social experiment next time i say some dumb shit honestly
i'm just gonna be like this was a social experiment oh my shit i wish i thought of that no but it's like i like honestly you can't even like laugh at
it it's like actually like so sad even just seeing people saying like donda his mom would be so sad
to like see this and like i can't imagine being any chris jenner or kim kardell like that's so
sad god yeah that's that's what it is it's sad like you have to god if it i mean i don't know
i don't want and it's like even just elon musk like just on twitter like laughing about how
crazy it is it's like well elon's just generally confused but it's like take it away like yeah
that's what i'm saying like there needs to be i know obviously like freedom of speech is a thing
but like should we all have that i don't know i don't it i i feel like there
should be and it's crazy because we live in such an environment these days where like i could see
us getting cooked for saying that of course and it's like hello no but like hello like do you see
the things that this very influential person is saying online like it is it's just dangerous it's
so dangerous it's like it's dangerous because i mean if he's
not dangerous there's you know however many people who follow him and who worship him that are so
that's what i'm saying and something about selling the shirts to me too is like it's one thing if
it's just like you're trying to have people wearing those and you're trying to start some
type of that's what i'm saying though like the people who are wearing those are ordering them like let's keep an eye on them and it's like that
website has to be ran by like a shopify type of platform if it's not shopify like whatever it is
like do you know what i mean like well they had a super bowl commercial yeah like it's like are
there no regulations on that cost eight million dollars to have like a 15 second it just feels like too many people are
just like letting this happen you know what i mean someone's producing those shirts like someone you
know it's just like it's so wild to me yeah but they all think it's a social experiment too
probably yeah and that's true too is it's just like abuse of power like he's probably in a room
with like 30 employees
who are even i was just watching this show like wags to riches and one of the girls like worked
for him at one point she was kind of talking about what he ended up doing as they split and
it's like it's got to be an environment where a lot of people are probably really scared to leave
slash really brainwashed and like yeah that's where i feel like bianca's at like crazy and then it's just like it's just i mean it's people are in cults okay you like you get so like yeah i feel like people
just do just worship him so much that like everything that he says becomes truth and like
that is what is so dangerous about it and i think i hope he really gets help and if he doesn't get
help i want elon to take him off twitter thank you you. Yeah, I couldn't agree more. It's wild. You know who is doing absolutely everything right, though?
Kendrick Lamar.
Oh, he's so fabulous.
I didn't get to see the halftime performance yesterday.
It was so good.
Really?
I'm hearing mixed reviews about it.
I'm hearing, honestly, actually, you're the only person who's ever said it was good.
Really?
I loved it.
Or in my life, anyway.
I loved it.
Like, I really did love it.
Really? really i love in my life anyway i loved it like i really did love it and there is just something
about this diss track being so like like no one has ever been petty in history the way kendrick
lamar is being petty well i would venture to say one person has done it similarly and that is taylor
swift oh okay okay okay no certified lover boy certified like you know like that having the One person has done it similarly, and that is Taylor Swift. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Certified lover, boy certified.
Like, you know, like having the whole Super Bowl stadium fucking singing that.
Like, it's like.
I know.
And it's so funny because every time I talk to a Drake fan about it, they're like, Drake's just fine.
And I know he has this cool following, but like, if that was about me.
No, but what about Serena Williams being in it?
You know, that's Drake's ex.
No.
Yeah.
And she was in the halftime show?
Yeah, she was doing a lot of things.
Yes.
Like, it's just...
Obsessed with her.
I like, I, and there's, I love, imagine someone calls you up and they're like, hey, I'm performing
at the Super Bowl.
Do you want to come fucking just flex on your ex?
Yeah, like that is so, you know what i feel like it is like kendrick
lamar is one of the girlies like it's like it is a woman's level of intelligent petty and you don't
see a man do that often like like i always say a man's just like oh fuck you you're a cunt yeah
it's calculated and it's conniving and it's brilliant and i'm it's so gramm. Grammys and Super Bowl sweep and like just like a fuck Drake at both.
Like I.
Oh, you know he's embarrassed.
If I was Drake, I'd be walking around telling everyone I didn't care.
But then I would go to bed at night and I'd be like.
That sucks because you know he was already going to bed crying.
And now I'm worried about him.
It's just so like, so, so I'm really curious as to what Drake's next move is.
Because obviously, yes, you can say like the songs just came out and like the beef is over.
And like, obviously, Kendrick's just thriving.
But like, I don't know.
Like, I feel like if this song was about me and then it were at the Grammys, everyone singing along to it as i walk up on stage to get a
grammy for this song and then the next week everyone at the super bowl is singing like i
would need a new move the new move would have to be to jump ship like you're on his side now
you know like we're all on the same team yeah if i was drink i would pop out in like an i heart
kendrick lamar baby team i would get on the song yeah. Yeah. Like, there's no other option.
100%. And obviously,
I don't know all the logistics
of rap beef,
and I'm sure, like,
Drake fans are gonna cook me.
Maybe they're gonna get
Kiefer back in.
But it's just, I mean,
regardless,
it's like at the Super Bowl.
And, like, that's insane.
Ugh, I just,
oh my God.
Dogs out on the table
while I know this is getting
clipped on reels
and someone's gonna say
I'm a woman and I should be in the kitchen making a sandwich.
But it is what it is.
Yeah, that's all I can see these days is us on reels and the comments are not nice.
I'll tell you that much.
I don't feel like I am.
After going on Instagram reels, honestly, and seeing the things that I saw, I don't
even necessarily know if I want to be a part of that.
Let me tell you something.
I completely changed my stance on that. I am living for Instagram reels. I am a millenn a part of that. Let me tell you something. I completely changed my stance on that.
I am living for Instagram Reels.
I am a millennial to my core.
I don't ever want to be on TikTok again
because the humor that I am finding there
is just elite, okay?
I want to laugh at like
the most embarrassing stuff to laugh at.
I just can't get behind it.
I opened my Reels the other day to somebody
freeze drying and like molding their boyfriends
come into jewelry.
And I was just like, I don't even think we're on the same app.
Yeah.
And then I, and then you scroll again and it's just furries really being furry.
And then just every, I can't even, I think the problem all along was that none of us
had time to properly, properly curate our um explore pages and now since I've been able to do so it's very very great and
wonderful or maybe I'm in denial and my problem too is like I'm watching the cummy earring video
in full so then my Instagram is like give her more you know it's like that's on me
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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom.
Oh, I haven't seen it yet.
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
I can't.
Honestly, I'm so sorry.
You can't tell me.
I have to watch it tonight.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Don't tell me.
Please.
Can we talk about them maybe like just as a couple and like
how you feel about them as a couple then sure i think that was a situation right where here's what
i'm gonna i'll tell you i'll tell you no i'm not i'm not gonna spoil it for you you still need to
watch it i'm not gonna spoil it for you i think that the common viewer takeaway from it was like this is so sad you know what i mean and like in another life and like whatever
and it's just crazy the way a man can because he put her through hell you know what i mean
even just like finding out so many of the details i didn't know how much he really put her through
hell with like the cheating and the drug she was in his hospital bed too for like five months after all of that shit and whatever
and then a man can come online or come wherever you know and just be like i love you and everyone's
like oh take him back yes like everywhere everywhere is like like you know what i mean
like this woman tried her hardest for this man, like gave it her absolute all.
And he dogged her.
And then now it's like years later,
he's like,
I'm sorry.
And everyone's like,
yeah,
same thing with Courtney and Scott.
Yeah.
That's true.
People are like,
God,
like they were end game and whatever.
And then it's like,
she tried,
she got back with him like a hundred times.
Yeah.
It is really sad.
Like I,
I do like the way that
they interact and when you just see old clips of chloe and lamar like they were so in love you know
and like i think there is something so special about anyone like just a first untainted like
love like she was a completely different person yeah and had been through so much less upon
meeting him they got married after like three weeks and then lasted for like seven years and like she was just so light and like
free and happy i know but how much of that was just her like i i mean in my opinion she is just
so fabulous and it's so parasocial but i feel like she just loves everyone so much that i just hope
she finds someone who literally just actually reciprocates
it and she can just be that like happy and free and whatever and like not have to deal with
somebody who's absolutely disgusting and horrible i know i really do want chloe kardashian to find
her moses you know like i just when she does though it's gonna it's gonna like turn the world
upside down i feel like i agree i 100 agree and i've never seen someone so consistently like just done wrong like it just it feels like oh my god can this girl catch a
break how did i just how could tristan thompson actually live with himself especially after
everything she went through with lamar but i guess it's just like i saw chloe talking about this on
her podcast which is amazing by the way she's really killing it i've only seen clips i haven't
had the chance but her just talking about how like i know when these people do this stuff to me it's not me you know what i mean and
like that is so true like she just happened to really pick people with a lot of fucking issues
but god but that says something about her too because it like you know sometimes like better
people are attracted to people who need help or like i don't know it kind of sucks yeah it does how was cabo it was amazing
it was so much fun but i learned something about myself and that is i mean i say it all the time
actually it's it's nothing new but i cannot hang like i used to and i had to pretend to drink like
90 of the time really fully pretend well the first i mean first of all the combination of medications i'm taking
these days like i literally cannot feel drunk i can drink copious amounts and like i'm inebriated
and i can't i'm slurring my words and everything but i don't i'm not happy like i don't get any
of the positive side effects of alcohol therefore it is useless for me to drink that is just
alcoholism you know what i mean so it was like how many times
am i gonna have to have that happen in a row before i'm finally like you know what just don't
drink yeah so i got really drunk like one of the days that i was there and i was like that was good
and the rest of the time i faked it but i was oh my god i had so much fun and this bachelorette
trip had 30 people on it 30 and it was like 17 of us girls and then moms.
And because Christiana, whose bachelorette it was, she's a cheerleader.
And so all the moms are like best friends because they grew up like cheer moms.
And it was so much fun.
And everyone just loves her so much.
And I just cannot wait to have a bachelorette.
I want to have a bachelorette more than I want to have a wedding.
Completely understandable, honestly.
In fact, I would be happy having only a bachelorette. Why don't we just have random bachelorette i want to have a bachelorette more than i want to have a wedding completely understandable honestly in fact i would be happy having only a bachelorette
why don't we just have random bachelorettes we do it's your birthday trip
you're actually so right you are so right honestly i'm excited for this you know what i mean like if
you know that you can't drink and like whatever like why even put it in your body i'm excited for
a little sober sally tour run it is well because Well, because like, I'm going to feel that way regardless.
So why am I going to,
you know,
I just feel horrible the next day.
I am truly like loving
being sober so much.
Like it's like,
even just seeing people hung over,
like I am getting a six.
Yeah, it's like six sense of satisfaction
where I'm like,
oh, I'm never going to feel like that again.
And it's really cool.
You know what I have noticed though lately
that keeps happening to me?
That it's like my new pet peeve no but i sound like a let me let me phrase this there was there was just a scenario that happened to me yesterday that like drove me up a wall and like i do find
that people do this to me a lot and i understand that most of the time it is people just caring
but people will like find out that you don't drink or you're not drinking and then a they want to
have like a deep conversation about it just wherever you are and it's like it's one thing
if that person is talking to me about their own journey and they want to have a deep conversation
i enjoy that but i think that people automatically almost just societally societally like
feel bad for you.
They're like, oh my God, like, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
Are you triggered?
Are you this?
Are you that?
And in reality, it's like this choice that I made
that I'm so happy with.
So it's like trying to convince people
that know like I am happy and I'm having fun.
But I think the reason why I'm so hot about this,
one of my close friends invited someone that they are like
newly dating to the super bowl party yesterday and this person is a psychiatrist right no and
a child psychiatrist and they show up and the just the most out of touch shit they come up to me
and it's just all of us chilling having a great time whatever They come up to me and it's just all of us chilling,
having a great time, whatever.
They come up to me and they're like,
hey, can I pull you aside for a chat?
And like me knowing that the person's a psychiatrist
and shit and I'm just like,
what is this love island?
Like I just like,
like bachelorette,
like can I steal you for a second?
Socially, like I'm just,
sometimes you just hate that.
You just want to vibe with your friends
and you don't want to like whatever.
And I feel like a lot of times
people just do this to me where they corner me for like
an hour and a half long conversation and sometimes I enjoy it but sometimes you are just like
especially because I'm hosting this party and I'm just like I have the things that I want to do and
people that I want to see and I'm like oh but then I go over obviously we sit down and this person
just starts grilling me like actual like I felt like I was on call her daddy interview
style like leading with like I found out that you're not drinking and me just knowing that
they're a psychiatrist and I'm like oh and they're like I found out that you're not drinking like are
you triggered are you happy are you whatever and so then I'm answering all these questions
again I'm trying to like have empathy for the situation because maybe this person really is
just trying to like make sure I'm okay and that's really nice and people don't always do that right but then I'm noticing that they're
asking me the same question like six times and it's like so you're not even listening to me you
know what I mean like you've asked me six times if like my parents are in my life also why are
you asking me that at a Super Bowl party like yeah and you just met this person yes I just met this
person and it's the most brutal I'm in the most brutal loop with them.
Like, I continue to have to be like, I've already told you this a few times.
Like, but yes, like, I'm from Las Vegas.
And it's like, you're not even listening to me.
And then the person is like, and cutting me off to ask the same questions.
And I'm literally like, I feel like I'm on Call Her Daddy right now.
Like, you're grilling me.
And this is so weird.
And just like, the most personal,
like deep questions.
And I'm like,
where is your social cues?
You know what I mean?
Like invasive sometimes it's like,
okay.
And then you're a psychiatrist and I'm like,
damn,
they just give anybody these licenses.
You know what I mean?
Where it's like,
it sucks too.
If it's like a children's psychiatrist,
because it's like,
damn,
are you making the kids feel that like
on the spot and it was just it was so brutal and he like kept doing it to me and doing it to page
and i was like if you ask me one more time if i can like come for a chat like this is fucking
love island like it was the most brutal thing ever and i think that there is something to be said
about people who want to feel like they're having a deep conversation yeah like it's
like continuing to just be like yeah i just really don't like small talk i really love deep
conversation but it's like you're not even listening to me like is this just so that you
can feel like you're having a deep conversation yeah and it's like i've had conversations with
people like that where they're actually talking to themselves like like you're talking out loud
but this is not a conversation yeah like you're talking at me and you're not listening what i say in response to your question has no impact on what you say next
one exactly and it's just like um it was so brutal i was actually like infuriated by the end of it
because it was just like the lack of social awareness asking me the most invasive questions
of my life i truly feel like i'm being interviewed and you're not even listening to me you are quite literally ruining my day i want to
watch taylor swift on the television it was so brutal and then today my friend was like what
do you think of them and i was like listen i would rather you marry a felon wait who was it
oh no so brutal i literally was like you take back any single one of your exes. I hate, like, the worst person yet.
It was so...
Damn, my money was on...
No, it was so brutal.
Although I would have known about it by now.
Gosh, she can't keep a secret.
Yeah, it was...
Oh, my God.
It was so, so...
I just...
I appreciate an impactful conversation
more than anything.
Even the other night at, like, Shannon,
like, Jaden Shannon,
I had the most impactful, deep conversation with her in the middle of a party and i was like this is the shit i live for
like i appreciate an actual deep heartwarming conversation like or someone saying something
profound like you know what i mean like i love that more than anything and i think when i see
people like faking that so hard it bothers me so much it's like i would rather talk about the weather because you're
just performing like it's like i just oh do you think he was trying to impress you maybe but then
like basic 101 would be then listening to what i'm saying yeah and like you know what i mean like
like maybe he like you know benefit of the doubt i'm like okay well maybe you know, benefit of the doubt. I'm like, okay, well maybe, you know, he was nervous to meet you.
So he got drunk and then he was trying to impress you.
But like, oh man.
And even there was a moment for the first like 20 minutes,
30 minutes where I was like really trying to have empathy
for this situation and him and like being nervous
in a new environment or just anything like that.
And it was after like the 50th time and the most like insane invasive questions like truly ever
where i was like and just not listening to my answer asking them like six times i was like oh
this is brutal this is truly brutal or i was just like wow i don't even know bummer i know i'm sorry
that happened to you and it's like so crazy that you can't pick your
friends partners it actually like I'm not even kidding that like it's actually like a like a
thing that should happen um I actually learned a lot this weekend about arranged marriages because
one of my best friends works in cyber security and like a lot of her colleagues like work live
in India and like work in India and they like it's very common in India to have arranged marriages and it's not like this like it's not like a negative thing at all which
i feel like i've always like been conditioned to believe like that's like crazy but it's like
literally she said they have a group me like a literal group me where like people kind of send
like like basically like a grid about and it has like a photo like the person's like stats like height
weight where they went to school their education level their hobbies like what they do for work
like all this stuff and then their family and what their family does and their dowry like obviously
how much they're gonna get if they get married and stuff and they send them literally in essentially
just like a group me and like families like go back and forth like do you like my daughter do
you like my son and then the families meet up and then they just arrange the marriages it is so cool for like i'm
imagining if i had good parents the idea but if my marriage was arranged like who i would be with
who would you trust to arrange your marriage for you because i can't think of one person
not even bb because bb would have me with some fucking cigarette guy.
Maybe like,
oh God,
that's so tough.
It's hard to,
because I like do feel like I'm with my like dream person.
So like,
but nobody like based on the information that you've provided us,
like leading up to him,
nobody was going to guess him. him yeah that's so true that is
so true like your your soulmate can end up just being so different from what you like envision
i would trust i would weirdly trust you really i think you'd make like a pretty good choice
i would trust i would need like a committee it would have to be like you and page and hunter
actually page is a good one.
I think Paige could really,
because I think Paige would remove herself from this situation
and it would be like not so much about what she wants,
but what she knows that I want.
Yeah.
I guess I feel like you would do that too.
Bebe, I just know she would choose whoever she wants.
Or whoever she wants to spend time with.
Because that's important too.
Yeah, that is true. That that is true that's so interesting i wonder though like if you guys were to pick someone for
me like what who they would be makawa yeah but like you like i just it would have never
i wouldn't have thought that you would be like with Makoa. Yeah.
Oh,
that's like,
yeah, I love him.
Honestly,
we all do.
He's the best.
He really is.
Dude.
This having him back is so crazy.
Like even just these past three weeks,
like I was like,
Oh my God,
like this is what it's like to have a boyfriend.
I have a boyfriend.
I'm so in love.
Like I literally like,
it was so, it felt so long like this is what it's like to have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. I'm so in love. Like I literally like, it was so,
it felt so long to me that I like forgot things.
Like I,
and I think that has to do with like object permanence and ADHD,
like whatever's in front of me,
just like my life.
Like,
so like with him not being there,
what was in front of me was like work.
And so I was just like,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Just like obsessing over that and like whatever.
And then I'm like
oh my god
I want uppies
like
I just forgot about
the ooching
I love that
and smooching
and it's really great
you have a busy week
I have a busy
I have a spree tan
I'm going to
Palm Springs tomorrow
to shoot something so exciting and I'm so excited for you I know I'm so to Palm Springs tomorrow. To shoot something
so exciting
and I'm so excited for you.
I know.
I'm so happy
I have no part in it.
I hate photo shoots
and I'm realizing that
more and more
as the days go on
and you're such,
you're so good at them.
No, that's not true.
First of all,
I've done two photo shoots
in my entire life.
One was the time
I was shitting myself
and one was today.
But even just like
the Morphe campaign,
like how you're like
so in an element. No, because that like like that is so exciting to me like I still feel
very like oh my god like what a dream I agree like it's like like the tour is so exciting to me and
the final image is so exciting to me but standing there and making like 45 different faces to a
camera while like the heels are so high I'm gonna topple over it's like i can't
enjoy the moment i'm not as much as i love to serve i know that i am cosplaying it is not i don't think you're cosplaying i think it helps that i only have one face to serve so it's really
just like consistency is key and i don't know i just i think it's fun and then you have a club appearance
which is so unlike you i don't know who i am anymore no you're a bitch in her bag i'm yeah
i'm trying new things you know what i'll do i'm back you know club appearances feel like highway
robbery that's all i know to say especially my drinking era it's like what do you mean you're
gonna give me this amount of money to just like i know but i arguably am better at everything else in the world than
i think you have to get so drunk oh but you can't i know i know i know that's a whole thing i've
taken mushrooms i might have to that but then it's like okay at what point am i like okay now
i have to abuse something else like no that no, that's. No, I know.
But it just, I can't.
Club appearances sober.
Well, no.
Well, I still love club appearances actually.
I think I'm excited because it's like, I mean, you know, people like, I'm just excited.
Yeah.
And like, I feel like even just my favorite thing is when all else fails, you start pouring champagne into mouths.
Okay.
Get the bottles lined up.
I've seen you beline some bitches before.
I'm not kidding i forgot i had like a club appearance stint like remember we did like a few in a row there i kind of miss it it was fun
and that's what i think what's like kind of off to me about it is that you're not coming yeah i
wish i was so it makes me like wait are you guys sure first of all and second of all i mean i'm
bringing bb so it's not
like I'm just like raw dogging it but you and BB will you'll immediately fall into harnessing that
same energy that we have with BB I do like understand why you had her at like gunpoint
to go because doing a club appearance alone is brutal it's so hard like me thinking everyone
should just drop their lives for me but to find a friend to come to with me to Chicago was like
nearly impossible I think it's Valentine's Day yeah it's literally on valentine's day so that could be it x so then
what's so funny she's literally calling me wait actually hold on really quick did you kiss aaron
last night oh shit
okay wait i'm filming Well, no, first of all, Aaron kissed me. And he kissed me on the cheek, so it doesn't count.
Okay, wait, I'm filming.
He's a pussy.
Aw, no he's not.
Yeah, Bebe wanted it, honestly.
I know, she's been, she does this every night.
Okay, I love you.
I'm filming.
I'll call you after.
You know what I love, too?
I just wish you were there so bad yesterday,
because it is like seeing so many people I work with like doing keg stands.
Like it's so fun to like see people
like completely just like not in the work.
Lit loose.
You know, we have a very loose work environment as is,
but like one of McCullough's friends
brought a keg yesterday
and in my head I was like,
okay, like they're going to do their keg stands,
whatever.
And it ended up being the biggest hit of the party. like we almost had Ashley's mom in a keg stand like it was so
funny like watching everyone chant and everyone go upside down and like do fucking keg stands in
the new house like it was just like it was so funny to see everyone like out of their work
environment do it again what do we have coming up that's not the Super Bowl well I think my new
thing is having Cabo at home like i realized yesterday i really did get the perfect
house for entertaining i've never i've never had like a yard and like an outdoor grill and like
just that type of like indoor outdoor massive backyard living and i'm so excited to quite
literally like have the iguanas at the house and like just, and I, you're going to hate this word I'm about to say.
Are you ready?
No,
I'm excited to throw dangers.
I don't mind danger.
You don't mind danger.
I don't mind danger.
I'm excited to have dangers.
I think I'm,
as long as you don't say dirty,
don't ever say dirty to me.
I don't like dirty.
You're right.
Um,
I've been realizing how much I don't like partying these days.
And I think I'm realizing I don't like it because it's at night like my i'm yesterday i was on such a vibe
like so having food and like you know what i mean pigs in a blanket like just a barbecue yes like
that's you know what i mean a darty cue i'm excited just be a barbecue like it doesn't have
there no one has to but i want a keg i want i i think my new thing i'm just so excited i'm so excited to continue to do that that is so exciting and you
know what's gonna be more exciting than that is having like boys like having kids and having like
12 year old boys and their whole little team comes over oh i am so boy mom i already know that but at
the same time i don't know lately i've been spending so much time with Malibu Barbie and like
it's so
there's something
she doesn't like
give everyone the time of day always
and she really gives me
the time of day
and there was something about like
I bet you remind her of Trish
I wonder
I do
cause like
it'll be a room full of people
and she'll like smile
and run to me
or she'll be crying
and then see me and stop
like ow
you know what they say what? the blonde always attracts everyone in the room it is just
like so cute she like comes running to me and like just makeup and she loves my jewelry and stuff and
then i'm like wait maybe i am a girl mom because like you'll be whatever mom like like that you
like you're supposed to be you know what i mean like everyone always thinks like oh my god i want
a boy so bad and then they'll have a girl and they'll be like oh my god i'm so grateful yeah
i think i want a bunch of kids honestly like i want to enter my chris jenner era i want girls
though yeah i always used to want boys but that was a pick me thing boys seem obviously easier
i don't know though because i have a girl right now and a boy and i know they're cats but i don't
care i can tell like You can literally tell but
what's interesting about it and I think about
this all the time. It's like knowing he's a
boy makes me parent him differently.
Everything he does I view differently.
If Murphy's scratching the
couch I'm like, Murph, stop.
If he's scratching the couch I'm like, stop!
You know what I just thought about?
With raising a boy you almost have to ensure that
you're protecting the world from him yeah but with a girl you're raising her to like
be afraid of the boys to like protect her from the world yeah and like that's obviously much
harder but i don't know i think a girl would be more healing like even just seeing with trisha
like it's got to be so healing to like
you know what i mean just like protect your girl from the world and all of the things i've been
seeing so many of these tiktoks have you seen this it might it might have just made it to reels
so you might have seen it um where people are talking about getting coffee with their younger
selves oh and it's oh my god it's like it's brutal like just
the way it's making me think it's like like someone will say like i got coffee with my younger
self and like she showed up an hour early and like i was just on time like she got a frappuccino and
i got a this and i got a whatever no honestly don't tell me about it i'll literally cry i know
i know and like obviously you always think about meeting up with your younger self but there's
something about giving it a scenario like i really was laying there thinking like what i know i know no this
had me up until 5 a.m and click clacking away at my book because it really provoked all these thoughts
because it's it's one thing to think about just seeing your younger self but if you actually
put it down like situationally you know what i mean yeah like what she'd be wearing and ordering
and how you guys would show up and how you both would be acting and stuff it's had me just thinking
so much and it is just like so wild you know what i mean i always like even just thinking about my
younger self like oh the things that you'd want to tell her and the things i literally don't want
that to make it to reals i literally, I can't handle it.
You're talking about it and I'm intentionally not listening to you.
Because it's so sad.
It's literally making me sad.
No, I know.
I was thinking about how much my younger self would be trying to make me like her.
And it made me so sad to think about like how much of my life.
Literally stop.
I know, I know.
No, it's brutal it
had me up like the other night for so long even just this industry and stuff like oh you know
what i mean conditioned me personally to think i wasn't enough or that i almost had to prove myself
10 times harder because of like are you trying to kill me i know it's i just feel like we don't go
existential and canceled enough and i've been like seeing this trend everywhere everything if you could tell your
younger self a few things over coffee what would you tell her i would literally should
first of all throw up because like how fun is our life yeah even just yeah they're hard because
like actually because i know there's so many things too where I wish I could almost take from that girl
like it's like
stop
it's crazy
it is just like
interesting
financials would definitely
be a huge one though
you know
it's like you don't need
the Dior
parka
I would say
I don't know what I would say
I think the main
my main thing would just be to.
You ruined my day.
It's a brutal thought.
It really is a brutal thought.
But I just think, I don't know.
I think we all need to give ourselves so much grace.
I think that's my number one advice to like girls in their early 20s.
It's just like, we're so hard on ourselves.
I know.
We think we need to.
I do like that trend when you like show the younger photo and you're like, when you're being mean, you're talking to her.
Yeah, it's like, oh, I know.
It is like.
That photo of you in the Christmas outfit with the forehead.
Don't talk to me.
Especially as women in our like early teens and early 20s, we are just like so conditioned to think we're not doing enough.
We're not being enough.
We're not saying enough.
We're not dating enough.
We're not wearing the right things.
We're not whatever.
And like looking back,
it's so sad because it's not until your frontal lobe develops that you start
to become,
or at least me more comfortable with who you are.
Like,
you know,
you're like trying so hard to be something.
Yeah.
And it's like,
just make those mistakes wear
those things like give yourself the grace be unapologetically yourself and who gives a fuck
what people think it's so wild sad like you literally ruined my day you know what's funny too
is the trend made me so sad right like and there's so many girls out there who are just posting it.
Like,
you know,
like we were both on time and she got a frappuccino and I got a hot tea.
Like,
I don't think for everyone,
I heard a thing.
You could have told me that.
Well,
no,
but it wasn't for me.
I wouldn't be sobbing.
It wasn't for me though.
Oh,
like,
you know what I mean?
And I don't know what that is.
Like,
why do you think that when we think about meeting up with our younger selves,
it makes us so emotional?
I don't know.
I like low key think I'm like, I feel like you at the party last night uh i'm like don't ask me that
i'm trying to bring um deep canceled back i know but can we do it tomorrow
yes we can but i think that we should be having more conversations like this and less conversations
i think i'm like already in a phase.
What?
Where you're more emotional?
Yeah.
Like, wait, first of all, can we get a close up?
I don't know.
It's also that I'm writing this godforsaken book.
So I like this is all I have to think about.
Yeah.
I get so emotional about like being younger.
Why? I don't know. I have to think about. Yeah. I get so emotional about like being younger. Why?
I don't know.
I want to know.
Because me too.
But I think the world just like robbed me of a lot of my youth.
So like as I get older, it's like sad.
Like even just thinking about me at 16, I like had to be 20.
And I didn't have the tools.
And that's sad.
You know?
I don't know. I literally can't even think about it anymore. I'll return to you tools and that's sad. You know? I don't know.
I literally can't even think about it anymore.
I'll return to you next week
with my answer.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm getting sick thinking about it.
I just, no, I think this was good.
What?
No, because I think that...
I don't even know why I'm sobbing.
No, it's that sad.
It kept me up the other night.
I can't think of any faces because I just got so much Bot sad. It kept me up the other night. I can't make any faces
because I just got so much Botox.
It kept me up for hours the other night.
It is that deep.
We don't always have to go that,
but I think that
less shitting and farting 2025,
more introspective conversations.
I know.
And I see the comments now like,
Hannah was trying to get deep
and Brooke wasn't even latter.
But it's okay to also set a boundary.
You set your boundary.
You said not today.
Okay.
I feel like you had way too many takeaways from last night's conversation.
And you're using them on me now.
No.
My only takeaway from that was that my friend has got to go back on Hinch.
Back to the drawing board.
That one's not making it to the finals.
I think.
Should we move on to the Patreon?
Oh, what were you going to say?
Today.
No.
Like, literally, no.
Why would you do that?
I thought we were going to get out of here.
You also used to always cry on cancelled
like this is good
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