Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 112: Tana’s CHAOTIC airport run in with a Hadid… - Ep. 112

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

On this episode we deal with airport encounters from Brooke running into Ash Trevino to Tana running into a Hadid! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CANCELLED2025 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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Same game, parlay, it's all fine You'll put a smile on your face Bet on the sports you love with bet river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge hello and welcome back to the cancel podcast we're back in our living room which is super easy to set up and it's no biggie it takes so long to set up here that's why we've been shooting at the studio we see all of your

guys's comments to be honest with you erin close your ears i'm happy to not be shooting in that studio it's not erin's studio he doesn't but it's oscar's studio and i love them and i love the studio but i swear i'm long island medium and somebody fucking died there well also i think canceled is just like we were never supposed to be in a studio you know as we're building a studio no but that's different still like couch like lax vibes like we're not i agree even page today was saying that something about sitting on the gray couch or even your couch evokes a completely different podcast like it's just because we feel so much more comfortable and we're just not studio girls like the things that come out of our mouth and then

it's like leaving that studio i'm like no yeah maybe that's why i feel so haunted and yeah you know what i'm so excited to podcast today i feel like we have so much to talk about i don't even like know where to start where should what's your favorite thing well i think i should apologize to tara's world okay okay because here's the thing i love her and i don't know where i got off just like wait where's this apology coming from like what what is like because i'm sitting there being like i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just sitting there being like you couldn't waterboard that out of me well okay so you got clocked in the comments no i haven't seen the comments what do they say well i haven't seen the comments either thankfully but i did see like um a clip of it on tiktok

and people were like tana having the nerve to say that like somebody else is a pygmy and not acknowledge like her past okay so that's what i presumed they say it's weird i could just feel it i swear i'm the long island medium i could just feel it i swear i'm the long island medium but like just after putting that out i was really like where do i get off i mean obviously i just thought it was funny that she was like pissing with the year like the thing to be in the urinal and whatever but i think i i came at it with an air of judgment and the other day I was going through my closet and I came across these nocta are you familiar no it's not the puffers they're but I'm sorry I had to giggle so bad I came across these nocta puffers and it's like Drake's brand or it like was or whatever rip and I had this we have

to talk about him in that I feel broke shirt too but I feel I remember I got these puffers and like I think someone got me one as a gift and then I bought another one and it's like they're very much like for the bros and the guys who love Drake and I like remember I bought one and I like was like Hunter we have to do a whole photo shoot in this where I'm hot in this and like I remember like Zach Bia loved the shoot and I was like oh my god now I have to do a whole photo shoot in this where I'm hot in this. And like, I remember like Zach Bia loved the shoot and I was like, oh my God, now I have to wear my knocked up puffer everywhere. And I was like,

I wanted all of his friends to like want to date me at that time. And I would like be walking around Brooke, like the Michelin man, like big ass. And I just saw them and I slowly moved them to my depot pile. And I was like, God, I should apologize to Tara's world.

It's like, yeah. Cause you know, just because you didn't do it exactly like her i feel like i try i try to make that point in the moment i think the only reason i really can't come for her because like obviously it's embarrassing i see that video and i'm like that's stupid but also i have done so many things that she would probably even be ashamed of yeah and it's like i love her she's such a little sweet girl and i feel like she gets so much unnecessary hate. And that's the last thing.

I just thought the urinal thing was funny. But then it's like, Tana, you almost got a face tattoo. Yeah. A face tattoo. That was tough. Like, you have become your environment that is male-centered. It just sent me. Like, I really looked like a hype beast Michelin man.

I was, like, getting rid of these big dunks with Jason Voorhees on the side. Like, the mask. Like like Jason Voorhees. And I was just like, you owe Tara's world like flowers. I don't know. I really had a phase two, though. You wouldn't believe some of the things. Because like you look at me now and it's like, okay, like she has four outfits, so basic,

like just a uniform that I wear all the time. But I was getting hooty with it for a second there too, especially in like the beginning of our friendship when I was really just finding my footing out here in L.A. I was a hooty with it for a second there too, especially in like the beginning of our friendship when I was really just finding my footing out here in LA. I was a hype beast. I was emo. I was all the things. Same, 100%.

And all to impress whatever guy I was trying to impress at that time. And it's just like, yeah, I just owe her the biggest apology. Even now I'm really, I realized the other day, just even as going through my closet I was getting rid of things and I was like oh my god like in this era I thought I was Kylie Jenner

and in this era I thought I was Billie Eilish in this era I thought I was Kamala Harris you know like just like put the blazer down right yeah and it's like even now in this era of my life don't reflect with my current outfit but I think I'm sophia richie as i have a jersey on and it's like but anyways i put on these big ass pants the other day like a big men's thermal shirt and i was like this is how i feel the most comfortable yeah in a fit like this so then what does that make me i like that like a boyish outfit too yeah that just makes you dana i'm just trying to figure out my personal style it's not the doctor me too and i really struggle with it but i think that that's just something that not everybody has like i think there's a lot of shame around like not having your own sense of

like style and i don't think there should be because maybe that's just not my thing just the same way as some people can't like fucking put a pen to paper and like write something beautiful i cannot form a fucking good outfit i agree it's like isabella that we've always been besties and she's always like the things she wore in high school she could wear today like she's always known her style and like not really followed trends like not against them just like if it was trending and she liked it she'd wear it but like so and i'm so the opposite like even like the skinny jeans like i see alex are on these skinny jeans and i'm like oh my god i don't want to wear skinny jeans it's like then don't yeah like why do you feel like you have to you don't even like them i don't know but i so get it but you know what i think it's like it's definitely like an area of

your brain that's like there's like an area of responsible because it's like the same way i i can i'm like i'm not artistic but i have like i'm able to paint well and draw well if i can if i have a reference to copy nothing's coming straight from my brain at all i couldn't agree more so i'm the same way informing an outfit like i i can see this and say oh i like this i don't like this like i have judgment that is mine but i can't formulate it in my head on my own it doesn't naturally occur i couldn't agree more speaking of judgment you owe me the biggest apology. What'd I do? Fuck, okay. The boots. Go ahead.

I have to issue an apology to Tana Marie Mojo because I made fun of her, the Attico boots, all of tour, and then I wore them. All of tour. She might as well have told me like,

hey, kill yourself. I did not. I just said like every day, she's like, and like this outfit and the Attico boots and every, you know, I was always kindly like, are you, are you sure?

I love kindly. You wore them yesterday. And then she wore a pair of boots like them and I just felt so vindicated. We know the ones. But I liked them. Yeah, those are actually different though. Oh.

Because mine are flat and those have a heel. So maybe you still see them. Yeah, those are the ones. Those are the ones. Wait. No, no, no, no, no no no no no no those aren't the ones it's those but black and leather and like i get it i guess i think it just reminds me of like a

big like yeti boot yeah no and i don't know what it is because i already have big big stompers right like i'm i'm nearing a women's size 10 these days and then i'm like i still need an xl shoe it's like fifa fum you know maybe it like dwarfs your foot big shoes that's what i think i think it's like oh no they're just tiny in here they're not that's like when i wear huge pants to show i don't have a butt it's it does kind of i get it the contrast so we have a docket of things and i don't even know where we should begin alphabetic order baby drake wore it made me feel broke on a t-shirt i thought when i first saw it i thought it was fake isn't you are we 100

sure it's real 100 sure it's real hilarious whoever in his circle was like you should wear this shirt like the girlies are gonna love it no but why do i feel like it's him like he's just so like he's like online i feel like drake like cream contours i think drake is too sensitive to be chronically online because he would be like me like just crying yeah he's just don't can't you just like i feel like right now drake is somewhere like putting a lush bath bomb in the tub 100 buffing his nails It just And imagine being Mikaela It's like no one Could tell me shit It made me feel broke

If Drake But it really just is Even just beyond The Mikaela shit It made me feel broke I can't stop with it This week I think it got taken

Out of context for sure But also like Girl No Fuck the context What do you ever Well cause she was saying Things that like

Were like broke She was like Oh and we couldn't Afford groceries But it's like It's just that It made me feel broke like i feel broke is such a funny concept because it's like what it's you're either broke or you're not yeah it just it like it was so funny to me because i'll forever whenever i hear the sound relate it to an emotion from inside out like just in the corner like can't get the meal like it's like the emotion broke yeah

like like that's right like saying it's a feeling is so funny to me and it's just like me feel I don't know I beat that I beat the Anna Paul situation into the ground well now it's Michaela versus Corinna Corinna got involved and now people are just like speculating Drake being a factor sometimes things move too fast for me to even understand what the fuck is going on i think the internet is also so quick i don't think i actually want to say what i'm gonna say don't say it yeah you know what i mean it's always good to just not say what you want to say i was gonna say sometimes everyone can have a truth right but yeah like what yeah you're right like everyone can people or everyone in their own world believes that they are cracked yeah and just like maybe everyone has small truths in what they're saying but it's clear that Michaela is just like right so it's like shut up Tana I just think Anna needs to do a little

more like I just want like like can she just give us the real tea one time like break the character yeah I want her to one time use that voice to tell us like something horrible like even just voice over your day go get your nails done and just just spill it you know like it can still be voice over style but just say something i don't know i want to talk about well i want to react to ash trevino talking about us because i guess she did but then i also don't want to be a part of this problem that i keep saying maybe we'll do it on the patreon i think it could i mean it's up to you but i was really excited to show it to you it's up to you it's like kind of anticlimactic do you want to see it i want to react to a lot of things on the patreon yeah maybe we just have a reaction episode because you saw her in the airport and i have to hear about that first and foremost i saw ash trevino at the airport

and it was literally like you know one of those things where it's like you literally can't believe your eyes like i felt like you know when dave portnoy saw that guy with no arms outside why how is he pulling that how is he pulling that that's how i felt seeing ash trevino in the airport so just walk me i really like need like story time level like walk me through every second it was a cold winter night bb and i had just shown up to the airport we were flying to chicago for our club appearance okay we're rushing through the airport because of course we are not on time for our flight and as i'm rushing i see a mob of people coming at me except one person is smaller than the rest okay and by smaller i mean shorter would you say they were giving stocky?

She was giving something. I don't even know what stocky actually really means other than the man who's outside of my house right now with flowers. Anyway, I saw her shuffling across the little ground. No security guard in sight. That's important to note because you know how she goes on her rampage about how she can't travel anywhere without a security guard because people approach her too often. But who am I really talking shit about because i got ready to approach her in fact i chased her down the airport but i was like i really had it coming to like i was i was sprinting honestly i'll insert a photo you can see how fast my little legs are going behind astrovino and then i came to and i was like first of all you've been talking shit about her online

probably not a good idea to approach her because honestly, I really mean it. She looks like she can get you at the knees. She looked like, you know what I mean? Like she just looks like fucking like scary and having nothing to do with her actual physical appearance, but more so just her energy. Mean mugging, fake Louis bag on and all. Yes. And then also I was just like, what am gonna do with like what am i gonna do ask her for a photo like i don't want a photo with her i want to spit on her 100 that's wild it feels like

we spoke that into existence because it was like right after we very first podcasted about her it was really i'm not gonna lie it was exciting and like not to ever like ash trivino sucks but it was very much like oh my god i can't believe this she doesn't live here she feels like a fictional character i 100 agree she's giving like what is it huckleberry finn like she's not she's not real behind that phone like i just can't even even just the rest of her body like when i first saw it at the bop house it's to see her in the wild i would be like jarred for sure i saw a tiktok of her today talking about how she's not friends with her two friends anymore because she could not believe that they didn't take the fall for her when she like robbed a place and stole a bag and she went to her friends and she was like will you please just like take

the blame for me I'm I'm in a CPS battle right now and they were like no sorry we're in a custody why are you stealing a purse while you're see I was gonna immediately like be like okay me in 2016 right me in 2015 but then it's like the cps battle brought me back to earth yeah oh i really want to tell you what she says about you i think i'm gonna crash out and i'm really trying to not save it we'll save it i'm trying not to just give her any more like even this it's like i'm fighting because it's obviously like this is what we do this is what we talk about but it's just like ash travino for prison ash travino for solitary confinement yes bet on the sports you love with BetRiver Sportsbook. Take a chance. Must be 19 plus.

Available in Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. I'm on a diet. Okay. No. And it's because I have two very naked things potentially coming up one for sure one that i

don't know like truly naked do you know what i mean and it's like nothing crazy you know like crazy restriction i'm just like really like can i know what they are yes well i can't i can't put one of them in the thing you already know one of them and then the other one is and i just which one's for sure for sure that's so you'll know when that then when the other thing is for sure but it's both of them are very soon and i'm just like i want to look my best for this obviously and you know me with the burger kings and the big macs and that and we were even just talking about this in the past episode where i'm just like i want to look my absolute best and i'm not going to shortcut it with manjaro or ozempic because I think it's bad so I'm really for me bad for me

I stopped it after that and now I'm like really trying to eat healthy and the other day I'm on the way to the airport for makoa's birthday trip speaking of seeing people in the airport and I decide in the final minutes because we're flying out of jsX I'm like okay I'm gonna uber eat some Starbucks food and even in my head I'm like this shit is 3d printed wait till you get there so good have some kale you know like you're you're being healthy you don't need to do this and I order that big old breakfast sandwich against everything I am trying to you know follow right now and I get to the airport and i check in and the very first person i see in line with me at jsx is yolanda hadid okay she said put it down yolanda hadid i canceled my uber eats order somebody else got that sandwich that day it was crazy it's funny too because she

was like she was just like sitting in the corner of the airport. And I didn't notice her. Obviously, Ari did. You know Ari. Like, he could smell Yolanda Hadid. Like a drug dog, okay? And he sees her. And then I can tell she's kind of, because we're, like, a group of, like, 20 people. Like, it's all of Makoa's friends and my friends.

So it's, like, a sight to be seen, you know? And just the crossover. The Mario Selman ex, like, straight Hawaii surfer boys. it's like a sight to be seen you know and just the crossover the mario selman x like straight hawaii surfer boys and i could just tell she was kind of like casing everybody and then like mario walks in fur coat so tiny and like she smiles and i was like no shit like she was probably giddy yeah and you know that just like made mario's day it was so wild i didn't eat the breakfast sandwich but i forget where I was going with that. Dieting is wrong.

Well, no crash diet. No, just like I'm eating a healthy diet. You shouldn't call it a diet. You're adopting a lifestyle change. You're actually 100% right. That's literally all it is. And it's like, even last night, I was sitting there and I'm like, as soon as this is over, I can't wait to have bulldak carbonara.

And it's like, you you know you're changing your lifestyle you can have bulldog carbonara have you ever looked up the stats uh yes I did because for a second there I kept getting stomach ulcers yeah it's it's nutty and it's just like that is the thing I'm just trying to but I was so fabulous when I was diet is the wrong word I'm just trying to enact a healthier lifestyle with healthier eating habits and it's so hard today i had to break it for a business venture honestly so inspirational pickles aren't pickles are healthy i'm doing a pickle with um i mean yeah high in sodium but pickles themselves aren't bad i'm doing a pickle collab with kaylin and kaylin and they are like my favorite company on planet earth and i'm so excited so exciting I'm so happy for you and it's been years in the making I've been like

me and the owner have just been friends for so long and trying to figure out when it can work and you know what will work but one of the things we're doing is at the Grove having pickle boats in the farmer's market and so today I had to go try all of the pickle boat options. And obviously I created these with my own mind. And there I am eating chamoy, tahini, gushers, and taki on one. Hot chili sour cream frito on another. Hot Cheetos queso on another. They're insane. That's so good.

I'm bubbling the house, especially because I've been eating kale all week. My body was like, wait, no. Yeah, like what's going on? Yeah, 100%. I am so excited though. Oh oh my god i'm so excited for you i can't wait to try them it's so funny that you and i are both like working on things right now that are just so us like you have the cutest clothes for coachella coming can we yeah i think so yeah by the time this comes out how excited they're so i'm so they're perfect i can't wait i'm so excited for festival season two me and tana literally Planned our tour dates

Around it Or I did anyway No 100% We were like We cannot be touring During Coachella We have to go But just like how funny

Like cute Coachella clothes Big pickle chili On top Well With gushers If you say it In that tone of voice

That's true I would love a pickle collab We're just We're on brand What's mine is yours And what's yours is mine I'm gonna be wearing your collab and you're gonna be eating my pickles i'm trying to think of what do i even love as much as you love pickles cats i would need a cat ramen lab bulldog true what do you make miles make you what's it called uh bulgogi oh my god i'm on like i'm not kidding i'm gonna have like an actual stroke the amount

of red meat that i eat is like so dangerous i'm so like everyone's calling me beefy brooke like it's always kind of been a joke because at that time i ordered beefy five layer nachos you do love you some beef like even if i just say the word beef like oh i'm gonna beef with someone you'll literally to yourself i love beef it's my favorite food beef in every single in all of its states like i'm always having like little fiesta taco bowls i would i would love to just have ground beef and and marinara sauce every night for dinner you are that usda cow but just way cuter but right now i'm in beef bulgogi wait i'm sorry we have to stop i'm gonna order something and back at square one i've already had enough talkies for a small beef bring me beef on tour

that's insane bring me nothing bring me nothing but your love and your adoration my house is full i love beef. a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge speaking of beef who's beefing bethany frankel and lashify have you been seeing this no well i actually i don't know all the details i just love bethany frankel and i want to talk about her because i just love her i love her too she's so inspirational and rich and i'm gonna like probably cut corners on this like i really don't know every single detail but i guess some company sent her lashes and she was talking about them i don't know if she was talking about the competitor or the actual lash or talking about the lash and then talking about

how it's similar to a competitor i don't know what it is but the ceo of lashify who is very much this like donatella Versace woman threatens the shit out of Bethany Frankel via DM Bethany Frankel and Bethany Frankel is cooking this woman online and then the woman's on live getting drunk like trying to apologize and it's like I feel like that has got to be business basics 101 like don't stand in the kitchen if you can't take the fire. Like the last person you come for, I think, is like somebody like Bethany Frankel, who is just so rambunctious and like she just is not afraid to say what she thinks.

Also just threatening legal. She threatened legal action against Bethany Frankel. If my options were like threaten legal action against Bethany Frankel or jump off this balcony, like I'm soaring, time flying she is the legal battle like yeah she's too smart she she knows like every in and out especially because she's just such a smart like businesswoman and i guarantee at least a thousand people have tried to threaten her with legal action in the in the past and it's like she created the bethany clause like on the on reality television like just like before bethany frankel most reality

television networks like bravo and e and whatever whenever they would have people on their shows they would say you're signing with us and like if you ever come out with a product or a brand you have to give us x x percent of your product or your brand and she said fuck no like i'll walk and that created the bethany clause like that like i love that she's so smart with all her skinny girl everything yeah and then exactly skinny girl ended up being huge and she's like thank fucking god i didn't do that like imagine just being the ceo of lashify and waking up and opening your computer like that is so stupid no that's your bad people are telling me i'm gonna get sued by ash trevino if i keep yapping but i feel like bethany in that situation

what capital she's lashify and I'm Bethany. Honestly, I'm not scared. She's so funny. Wait, speaking of reality television, I need to talk to you about something. I thought for a second that you had turned down being on Traitors, but you clarified that it was. House of Villain.

House of Villain. And I honestly regret that. More than anything on this planet. Okay, actually second. You are the person I want to see on Traitors second most out of any person in this entire planet. And first is me. I want us to go on Honestly Together. Let's do it.

I don't think they would allow it because it's kind of a conflict of interest. But it's so fascinating. I know you just started it. I just started it and I fell asleep. So I really don't know. And I've been meaning to watch it. I just like, I didn't know it was kind of challenging and like survivory like i thought mccall wouldn't like it so i was putting it off so do tell no it's just so well obviously i'm you know i love the challenge i love survivor

i love big brother so i just like honestly i was running out of shows to watch because i've flown through all those seasons and i saw that traders was out and i saw that gabby was on it gabby windy who's like good friend of mine and And I just like, I'm obsessed with her. And she's so funny. I saw her, she was on The Bachelor and then she was The Bachelorette. Oh shit. And she's just like so f***ing hilarious. What is the objective?

Like, I just know it's like Tom Sandoval fighting for his life, which is crazy. Essentially like a murder mystery, except so there's, you start out with like 23 people. I'm not sure if it's 23 or 24. It's giving whodunit yeah you set you all sit at a round table and they go around and they tap you on the shoulder and if you they tap you on a shoulder you're a traitor and everybody else is a faithful and if you're a faithful like i mean you're a faithful i heard that last night i was like tom sandoval has never been faithful but yeah right but everybody is supposed to pretend they're a

faithful and like you're trying you're trying to convince everybody that you're faithful and most people are but then if you're a traitor like you have to like try to get other people to point fingers at each other and it's a lot of lying and deception and it's so exciting and fascinating and fabulous but everybody who comes in not everybody but most people are from like other shows they have people from the challenge they have people from bravo survivor yeah housewives like and it's so good i actually would love that i did see them like doing a kayak for a second then i was like oh this might there are some physical challenges but most people are not like physically able or like super uh i'm a good yeller too like i could just like i'll be the yeller you

could be a yeller and i don't know gabby's like really blowing up though from it and i'm a good yeller too like i could just like i'll be the yeller you could be a yeller and i don't know gabby's like really blowing up though from it and i'm loving because people just like she's so funny we should have her on i want to have her on more than anything let's do it she's just like she's naturally everything that comes to her mind you're like how did you think i do first trisha now you everyone's like you need to watch traders tonight i will lock in i really will because i want to see it and i just i love chris shell i always have i've been her biggest fan you know i shit myself in front of her and that was the worst moment she doesn't remember that did i tell you oh my god he's literally real he has risen i ran into her so i ran into her at um the gladiator or yeah the gladiator premiere

and she called me over we're talking to each other and i was like you know it's so funny i just got off tour and we had a whole bit about you in our show and she goes what like what do you mean she goes i go yeah like tana has like a whole story time about how like she was shitting herself and like you were in the bathroom and like she was so embarrassed she was so embarrassed because eight layers of skims on waist trainer out ass shapewear out and she just looked at me like i have no idea what you're talking about i mean yeah it didn't seem like it was like a pivotal moment for her it was just one of those ones for me where it was like oh my god I have to crawl in a hole it's one of those like having like a celebrity interaction where like you're like oh my god they're gonna think about this brother yeah they're

not yeah at all no but like my tits were out like you know what I mean like it really like you it you felt it exposed and just all of the things it was just it was so so bad and oh my god that's another reason why i'm eating healthier just because the pooping i don't i was gonna tell you about some pooping but no pooping no pooping here that's our 2025 goal speaking of poopoo no no bad did you see blake lively on snl i'm sorry i've had a long day and i'm really tired like i'm in a weird mood that transition was gold i did see blake lively on snl and really it was ryan reynolds on snl and like lively just going i feel like society is almost just transitioning into being smarter than traditional

pr do you know what i mean like that would have like gotten everyone 10 years ago. And like now it's just like, stop. Like, why are you so hard? Cause there's just too, there's, we have access to everything.

So it's too easy to form like a true opinion. I don't know. But I saw a lot of people saying like, Oh my God, there's like, you can tell Blake had no idea that was going to happen. And I'm like, you guys, there's SNL is so so so planned and like you know she was like they were begging the pr teams to let that happen yeah they were probably like this is gonna this is

gonna be a hit it's so wild how like once people make it to a certain caliber of traditional media in hollywood that like transcend like yeah like it doesn't matter like they can just come on SNL like it you know like SNL is just like okay sorry yeah that is interesting I guess Justin Baldoni is never going to be a guest on SNL yeah which is just wild like just like so wild I'm excited to see how that pans out did you I'm sorry did you watch the 50th uh anniversary the SNL I watched a lot of clips of it me too i haven't seen the full thing but i'm so excited too i know i really really want to it was just amazing you know what else i loved last night so much or maybe not last night could have

been last week i don't know timothy chalamet speech yes it god i'm so good you honestly ate down with that long island mediums we're long island smalls extra smalls i'm gonna get cooked pick me pick me bitch i think people just never do that and i'm i'm really just day by day becoming the biggest timothy chalamet stan absolutely ever and it's like i'm not fully there yet i need to see everything he's done like i'm still i'm but i'm in that amazing stage where you're like becoming a super fan of someone and a complete unknown did that for me like it was just have you seen it yet i haven't seen it yet too it's it was so good and it takes one thing though to make you just like

it's exactly that and like and then finding out he just dedicated five years of his life to the role i think he's so like elusive like just like his relationship with kylie how you don't know everything whereas with anyone else you would like i just love him and then that speech i think it's so cool i mean everyone has said this i don't have the same take as like everyone on tiktok but it has become like corny to say like i worked so fucking hard for this and I want to be great and I it is everyone wants to seem like the most humble person and I can't believe this is happening to me I don't deserve it I love to see someone get up there and be like it's about time geez it was just so cool even just like his interest in Viola Davis like just say that is so like it just like

I don't know it just like all made me so happy and like I want him to win the Oscar so bad for it like to me it was an Oscar winning performance it's so crazy how many I've seen so many or like the stats on how many awards he's been nominated for versus how many he's won and that like blows me away he you would think he'd have like so many accolades and that's his whole bit like on SNL right that he just like gets nominated and nominated and I just feel like it's gonna be his year and like I want it so bad he just like there's something about him I love people like that like even obviously you know my Pete era I don't want to go to he took his tattoos off I know I was gonna say like loving the person that just feels like they're your friend like the guy next

door like getting the success but yeah I mean we all knew he was gonna do it or maybe just me because i'm so creepy yeah same yeah i miss them i i'm always gonna prefer the i'll let him do whatever makes him happy the fucking what's it called stick and poke the people's names the all of it i love when people it's crazy yeah i do love him both ways it's crazy that technology is just like that good that they're actually like fucking gone like that i just i can't believe it doesn't scar i guess it just doesn't really make sense to me but like that like the big black keyhole though like i can't see why he was like maybe i don't want this anymore well you have to wonder what he covered that like what that was covering too how painful imagine i like keep going in to get my little young af

on my ass gone and it's like so hot it's so wild how removing something hurts so much more like removing tattoos hurts so much more than getting it i removed some filler yesterday and i was like oh my god the most painful thing you could possibly do because they're injecting like an acid essentially that burns melts it that melts away at the filler and it was the craziest it's crazy i was just sitting there and it was like i was explaining to mccullough like this is nine years of cheek filler that has now migrated probably to my knees and i'm you know reworking it and getting it all gone and shit and it was so fucking painful but i'm excited i'm that was my first ever.

I've never removed anything. Really? Like I've never dissolved filler. I've never actually surprised me. Cause sometimes I see like videos of us and like, I'm like, wow. No,

my lips were like, but I don't ever look at you and think you're like overfilled at all. I'm in Los Angeles and my lips were in San Francisco. Yeah. I don't know what we were on for a second there. And then I never dissolved them. So it's like, is that in my earlobe now? You like where did it go you don't have like migration

either my lips when I dissolved them I literally it felt like somebody took my lips stuck them on a frying pan held me there for a minute and then took me away that's 100 and she put the she put the cannula here and at least she did cannula you know they did no cannula for me they just did individual injections for every single one I was like like, do you want me to die? I wonder if that's because mine was face, not lip. I wonder if it's just different. I don't know. It was crazy, though.

And I thought it was going to be cheap for some reason. And then $1,200 later, I regret my nine years of filler. courts. That rivers is the place. Over under money lines. Same game. Paul, it's all fine. You put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with that river sports book. Take a chance.

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to me a few times and then you're just like i'm just too embarrassed to say anything so i'll just like that's like did you see like all the influencers up in arms when like they found out because it changed the laws changed like how they had to pay taxes on gifted clothes yeah and like i i just can't even imagine how many influencers were probably like getting gifted all this revolve shit and then they had to pay like ten thousand dollars in taxes on it at the end of the year. And it's like, wait, you know what else they just law wise, money wise, influencer wise, it's just like came to my mind. I am so fucking happy, but also so alarmed.

They just, and I'm probably going to get this wrong. Do your research. It's a canceled podcast. Sorry in advance. Change the law in California to where families Whose children are the primary Entertainer in their content So like children's content Family content

They now have to Put that money into a trust For the child And you're seeing All of these family vloggers Move out of California You want to put your kids To dance monkey work So bad that you're gonna Move out of California. You want to put your kids to dance monkey work

so bad that you're going to move out of California? Say her name. What's her name? Brittany Xavier. She did that? Yeah. And like she said,

she says she didn't, but then she's like, yeah, and my, my oldest daughter is staying behind because she doesn't want to move for her senior year, but like we just have

to get out of here. And then she says because she had toxic mold in her house okay she was like i have to move i have toxic mold and not just down the street when your kid's still in school this is the funniest part she goes i have toxic mold i have to move it has nothing to do with the child laws and then someone goes what are you going to do with your house you just got it and she goes i'm selling it to somebody who lost their house in the fires i go with toxic mold have they not been through enough oh my god i think my new bit really is just like actively really vocalizing how much i fucking hate these awful parents online yeah like obviously tiktok has given us a whole new realm of

seeing so much more and so many people are getting caught now like the ruby franks of the world and it's great there's a documentary coming out about it and i i can't wait to see it i mean it's just like it's wild moving out of california for that it's i just can't imagine imagine how you would feel if your child just wanted to watch paw patrol and hang out with their friends all day and you're like, hold on, it's time for the boo basket trend and like they're probably crying now and again because children are emotional.

You're forcing them to do it anyways. We saw the moms, you know, the Ruby Franks and the Ones and so many other moms that are like, okay, cry for the thumbnail. Like you're fucking putting your kid to Shirley Temple work. You're going to move out of California.

Why would you want them to have that money? And it's always been a thing. You know what I the jeanette mccarty's mom of the world i've seen it with a lot of like people i know who were like disney stars and shit but it's like never not mind-blowing it's crazy it's horrible but i kind of love it because i like i'm i'm just weird about people posting their kids anyway ever since that little girl i forget her name but she was the really cute one and i think it's funny i was talking about this with ari like yesterday but it's like i see trisha and i'm like that's so amazing like post your kids but that's not the center of her content exactly you know what i

mean like her kids are an accessory to her content 100 that's the only way it's okay to me i just i understand documenting your life but it's like i just get concerned when the kids are in the content every single day because kids don't want to do that every single day yes there are some like the little girl who does her interviews and stuff but you know it's like i don't know i just don't love it i don't love it and i just as i get older and older too i'm just like how like that's a kid you know i know it's it's hard i came up but it gave me this is actually so sad i don't know if i need to like do all this on canceled because I need to make a YouTube video about it anyways what is it well

so the other day for some reason I decided one night Makoa had fallen asleep he's been going to bed so early it's the bane of my existence because then I just sit there and I like don't know what to do with my hands for hours and I was going through my camera roll and I like very much and I've always told you this like I just I pretend every version of me except for this current one does not exist like you even know reacting to my music was so hard for me like I've never watched the toothbrush I've never seen my MTV show and I take that as far as like I don't even go through my camera roll like I never have and now obviously I've been trying to kind of exposure therapy myself into my own life like just like for the book just to remember things and whatever and I was going through my camera roll in I was I was like 17 so it was me dating Summer Hollingsworth and I was watching

all these vlog clips and even just even just seeing that was so wild to me like how much I wanted him to like love me and be nice and obviously you know I struggled with that for like many years after dating men who literally hated me I was going through that and then just even just me and Jordan like seeing me at like 16 and Jordan Marone was my best friend he looked so young it was all just like so interesting to me and then I come across these vlog clips of me going home to my grandma's house in Texas and I was like 17 and I don't remember this at all and you know I've talked about it on h3 how I say I have no baby photos and it's like the worst part about me going no contact because it's like just so sad I'm like I want baby photos and i found these like 30 minute vlog clips of me going through all these photos of me as a baby and like how exciting is that it was like awesome but it was like

oh it was just so sad because i was like finding all these photos of my mom on like her wedding day and like i'd never seen a photo of my dad looking like a normal human and like young and like he just looked like such a regular guy like on the street like a normal like i don't want to say handsome because it's weird but like you can say handsome and it was like them in cabo when they were like probably like 30 and they were just like smiling and he looked so normal and i was like oh my god how sad like she was just a girl and it just like put me down this whole like super sad rabbit hole but i found some baby photos well that's good i have the same like a similar issue where i haven't seen really much of anything either but it is like when you do see something it's so like i get emotional about it

anyway like we the last episode when i talked about my younger self thing which by the way i did do my homework like what the fuck it just like for some reason makes me really sad to even look back on stuff like that because i i'm like so sensitive about like having been younger and stuff and like same so much same and even just in the clips my mom was like in the background talking to me and like being so nice and like we were like laughing and then seeing these photos of her on her wedding day and just thinking like damn she just wanted to get it right too and then I like and that's a hard thing with no contact too I'm sure you know it's like you remember the like or like for me at least I don't really remember them but like I see a video of it like these good memories and it's

like oh that sucks that like there were good moments yeah you know it's just like a talk like any toxic relationship of course you're gonna remember like so much of the the good the good and it's it's so sad but it's also like i don't know i see a lot of people talk about how like it's your parents first time living too like you have to think about that but then you know the rebuttal to that is like okay well they also had you know however many years on us like in all this time to learn what to do and what not to do and they chose not to do it so and I think I've sat so heavily with that that I almost block out the good like I just like I don't really remember the good moments like the bad just overshadows it so much so then like seeing you know what I mean just photos of me like a little there was like

this photo of us on Christmas morning and she had on like sunglasses and a robe and I was like that's so something I would do now like if I had a kid it'd be early and I would do that and it's just like I can't even I'll cry but like it just made me so sad and then I saw this TikTok too triple whammy after where I opened up and it was like if you could go with a time machine and tell your mom one thing what would you do and I realized I would tell her not to have me and it made me not because of anything to do with me like for her like those two things can still exist like I appreciate my life but like all she wanted was a kid and she couldn't get it right and like the mental health and like I feel like that's why

she like stayed with my dad and shit you know it just made me so sad I was like how can those two things be true you know that like I needed a mom and like you know what i mean like obviously i want to be here and i love my life but if i could tell her one thing it would be like girl run you know yeah i understand i don't know i'm happy you're here but i'm happy i'm here i don't i don't mean that it's like a separate thing no i know what you're saying like just like for her sake and i feel like like maybe her life would have turned out like completely differently she would have probably you know not been in that relationship or whatever but yeah or like stayed as hard I don't even know it's just wild to think like I always think about it like I get I feel like you

already know how much like guilt I have around that but I think about like because I have so many mental problems when I think about my mom's mental problems I'm like I can't imagine having also had like being in that situation or like how I feel like the prison in my brain, but then also having three kids and no money, you know? So I'm like, God, like she really like, what was she to do? Like, of course she was going to do a bad job, but like. Yeah. And it's, it's so true. And I've accepted that too.

I think it's crazy too. My parents were born in 1953 and 1959. So their generation was also so anti-mental health you know yeah and then fashion especially my dad like going to the war and then coming back and like all of that like just like it's so interesting because my grandpa and your dad were in the same war that's so wild no i wonder yeah i wonder if they knew each other probably not i wonder but it's just like and then I'm imagining being with a man who's so anti-mental health

and you're like isolated and just all the things. I don't know. It's just like so wild. She texted me the other day too and I was just like, oh, it's like, I just battle so hard with like

how differently would I feel if she were to die? You know? How different, like would I wish I said or did anything else? and i always just come to the conclusion of like no you know and that there's nothing more or less i could do and yeah it would just make me even sadder but it's like for right now too and like things changed

day to day if you never want to talk to her again that can be true but that also like you could in a year be like you know what i am ready to and it's not even like holding anger to the point that i don't want to talk to her it's just like choosing peace i feel you never knew me and you don't know me and it's you know what i mean and how much of it would be for you and i don't even know just like no i know what you mean it's frustrating too to feel like at least in my instance like my family feels very entitled to like know things about me and have contact with me and stuff and i get frustrated because i'm like for what like what did you do to deserve any of that you know yeah and it's just like wishing obviously i feel like i'm just always talking about the pros of no contact and it's like i'm so grateful for it

it changed my life but it is undeniable that there's forever like a hole and a void in my heart and like it's sad you know and it's like even just like i got this crazy opportunity the one i'm dieting for um and even just like on our last night of tour like i went back to my hotel room and i cried because it was like i fucking wish i had you know a mom and a dad who were awesome yeah yeah like even just when crazy things happen it's just like so wild and i don't feel like i vocalize the roller coaster of what no contact is enough i'm always just like it's the best thing that ever happened and it is but it's also like damn no it's hard you inspired me with it obviously because i was like i was so opposed to it for so long because

i have so much guilt around it and i did it and i was successful in it for a long time, but I have recently relapsed. No. And it's like, because of the hope you, you relapse because you have hope, you know? And I think my hope just got shut down so many times that I had to give up. But then even now it's like, oh, you'll have that like random glimpse of the hope. And even watching myself go through the baby photos and like vlog it, like 17 year old me, that was the difference with like, there were so many differences in our personalities right and the things that we were saying but one of the things that I think was just so prevalent was you could hear the hope I had in my voice like in the hope I had that it would like all work out

in a way that I thought it would it did all work out but I did never think they would just be out of my life you know and it's like you haven't quite like given up on it yet yeah and it's just like I had to you know but yeah I will say like when you do invite like anyone back in like that you're just like setting yourself up and at least I mean for me you would set yourself up for disappointment after disappointment after disappointment because it's like imagine you go through all that you make this like really big and bold decision to like finally like reach out an olive branch and then it's like the same thing and that's what I deal with all the time I'm like oh my god like what did I do I just yeah I think it would be like opening a huge can of worms of like sadness you know because even if it's not like even if it's

good I think it would still be sad to be like you're a stranger and like you know because even if it's not like even if it's good I think it would still be sad to be like you're a stranger and like you know what I mean just like and I always was like her parent almost like I had to you know insert myself in that role at a very young age I was not only my own parent but that's how it felt with her so it's like I'm assuming it would still feel the same way if she's still in a similar situation and she's like when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course bet rivers is the place over under money lines same game paul aids it's all fine you'll put a smile on your face bet on the sports you love with bet river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly

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so sad too because it's like my mom was just such a weird case I guess because it was like she wanted a kid super bad they tried for kids she had six miscarriages a bunch of shit went down I'll talk about in my book but I was their seventh try and it was like that's all she wanted was like a baby girl and then just couldn't so it's even it's so sad to me because it's like I know that's all she wanted was like a baby girl and then just couldn't so it's even it's so sad to me because it's like i know that's still what you want but you couldn't so hard that you've like heavily fucked me up you know i don't know it's just sad so obviously it's where the entitlement comes from because it's like you did you wanted me so bad but then it's like second i popped out yeah what if like murphy just wanted to go outside one day and never

talk to me again i'd fucking yeah i'd show up at her poker tournament exactly and it's like oh and it's just so sad but it's like i get you and i don't think you always tell me but i don't think you should feel guilty at all about that when i just feel sad for her if that makes sense yeah and you could two things can be true at the same time exactly you you told me that literally exactly that like you can feel bad for her and have empathy and like sympathy for her situation and what she went through. Because obviously she wanted a baby so bad. She wanted that life and she couldn't get out of the relationship that she was in and

stuff like that can be true. But you also don't have to subject yourself. Yeah. And I think accountability was the biggest thing with me and with them. I don't think they ever took it. And obviously that's narcissism, you know what I mean? And duh, but you know, I think everything would be different if they were able

and I'm aware that they're sick and they can't possess it. So it's not like I'm yearning for that or angry that they don't. Yeah, like you've accepted it's not coming. Yes, but that's, yeah, yeah. It's just like, there's no accountability. And even now it's like, yeah, I guess there always will be a part of me that's like, I appreciate your apology and I do forgive you,

but, or whatever, but like, you know. Yeah, you don't want to have bad blood. It's not like. You just can't come back and say, sorry, I fucking fucked you up and fucked with you and was awful to you. Like, you know, and just like royally. Like, yeah, you got to live with it forever.

Because I do. And it's not like that I'm punishing. It's just like, unfortunately, there was never really a space for them in my life. Unfortunately, I don't know. And I guess it's like, my biggest takeaway was like, the other night I kind of was like talking myself off a ledge because I really did just like sob myself to sleep

and McCall was sleeping. And I was just like, my biggest takeaway, I I guess now is that it's great that this generation is so much more vocal about how people shouldn't have kids and people because even just her generation was very much like the woman stays home and has the kids and has to and whatever like I'm happy that people can think twice you know and even that this is evoked all of that in me to like think about who i'm going to be as a parent not just that i need a kid yeah and who you have a kid with too is so important um chelsea handler had a funny bit about it where she was literally like like i'm not gonna have a kid because i would be a bad parent yeah and she she's hilarious about it

if i watch too much chelsea handler talking about not wanting a kid i'll like swing that way because it like she eats no notes like she eats no notes i look at lives like her because i've always i've always wanted kids i've never pictured my life without kids i want kids so badly but all the people who i look up to the most in life do not have kids so that's kind of like a weird or like the whitneys of the world. Like Whitney. You just read my mind. Yeah. See, she's inspirational to me, but it's like she got all that out of the way. And like, I don't know if I want to be like, I don't know if I want to wait that long. But it's like, am I like throwing a wrench in all my plans if I were to have a kid soon?

I'm realizing that I'm going to be a little bit of an older parent now. I love it. I loved having like you had older parents. I had my grandparents, but I loved that they were older. And I didn't, I mean, I guess I didn't care either way. I just loved them so much, so it didn't matter that they were older. But then even just, like, with Amari's family taking me in, Debra and Arash are so much younger.

She had Amari when she was... Young, like a teenager, right? Yeah, or like 20 or something. I don't, I mean, she's young now and it's so cool to me that like you know what i mean that we're already past that that she like gets it yeah i guess that's true that is really fucking true it's just like oh my god i want to be the parent who gets it because my my parents just obviously did not fucking get it at all and like yeah but you could still be a fun cool parent yeah that's true yeah

i guess that's just about caring like you don't really age so funny because we'll really have a conversation like that and then it's like okay back to alabama barker and bad baby but honestly they just need a hug from their mom you know so shit it all ties in i took miko on a birthday trip yeah and it was cute it was really cute honestly it was so funny just like we've never done a trip like imagine our Turks and Caicos trip but then like eight normal street men are also there and it was just like the crossover like I wish yeah honestly but like the crossovers were just so crazy like seeing Mario Selman x like tanner you know like miko was like it just like was so funny i when he told me he wanted because i essentially it came about because like i bring miko everywhere with me and like

sometimes there are those moments where like we're all blasting pink pony club and people are spilling shit and someone has a feather boa on and nine tiktoks are being made and i just panned to makoa you know chilling on the couch and i'm like like sorry you know what i mean and i was like and he's so the type where he wants nothing for his birthday even like convincing him to let me do this was like a whole thing like he doesn't ever want me to spend a dollar like do anything but i really like out of my heart wanted to yeah we took i was like where do you want to go and he's like i want to go to the snow and just like a part of me died because i really like are you sure no and i was pitching everywhere else too i was like what about

cabo and like he just he was like well i mean yeah i just really we never go to the snow let's go to the snow babe let's make snow angels like oh my god and i'm like obviously this is what you want for your birthday so we're gonna do it but like a part of me truly died i fucking hate the snow why do people like the snow i don't know it's cold it's wet and everybody gets hurt and like 17 layers it's beautiful from the window how do i have swamp ass from my eight layers of thermals but then my fingers are blue you hit the nail on the head with that one the worst part about being in the cold is why I'm in, like the second you walk in somewhere

and you go from being frigid to all of a sudden, just a wave of heat because you had literally 17 coats on, gloves, hat, beanie, glasses. And it's like, oh, I need my snood. What the fuck? Who's snood? Like, you know what? Just like the parkas, the mittens the the layers i just i

can't do it and then i obviously every single person on this trip is like tana you gotta come shred one day one of these days i know that the girls and the gays like you're gonna love it like just come you'll you'll love the lift in the lodge and then you can do a bunny hill and it's like i'm if i got hurt doing that it's just just like the risk and the reward with that is not there for me. Like I keep trying surfing because it's like, I would enjoy that. I like the water.

I like being in a bikini. The reward of catching a wave. Like I'm not doing that. I'm not wearing 90 layers and then sitting in wall sit position. Yeah, and then snapping your collarbone. Yeah, and like all my, I would be like, you'd actually have to 5150 me.

And it just like, oh my God, it was so brutal. But it was a great trip. I had no idea how expensive Tahoe was too. Makoa too was like. Yeah. The snow in general, like everywhere is, is, you don't understand. It's like skiing and snowboarding is a major, like rich people sport. The thing, the trip itself, we could have been in Cabo for two weeks. And even when I was like, no, we have to do Tahoe,

like the Kardashians do Tahoe, like Tahoe so everyone goes there. McCall was like, we can do Big Bear. We can do Mammoth. They're cheaper. And I'm like, no, babe, only the best for you. Yeah, it was just a trillion dollars, and not to mention the casinos nearby. Like it just, whatever.

I'm happy he was happy like you know I'm happy you had fun and it's just like I don't know that was probably special for all his friends too it's like an exciting I remember my first like when I first got here and I was like around like you and your company I was literally like who are these people you know what I mean like it's fun it was just really fun and I think it's funny too because my friends are just so different than like watching all of them watch Mario and Ari and everyone and then they all were too like snowboarding together and like seeing them catch little moments and like it's it's crazy because it almost gives me a glimpse into like

our wedding like that's our wedding party you know like yeah that's important minus obviously you and other people that would be a part of it but like it just like the crossover was so cool and I felt like a little cabin mom like I would I was just taking content and like OF all day and then everyone would come home and I'd be like welcome we have snacks and it was cute when you want to bet on sports played on a field or is or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlayed, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face.

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stopped benny says that she's like get it out of your system yeah it's like i just like thought i was gonna stop and like even just like on our tour, I was like, we're comedians, I don't do it. And then I was like, you used to make a million dollars a month, like whip a titty. Bend over. Yeah, like, it's just like, I don't know. And I've been doing it lately

and I'm catching so many broke allegations. Everyone's like, why is she like ramping up on this? And like, it's so funny too, because even when I do post the like, OF shit, like the other day I like, I was gonna post this lingerie photo and I wrote out the caption on my Instagram and I was going to be like, my Instagram is a trailer. The link in my bio is the full movie. And like, I would have, you would have gotten a call immediately.

Do you know that I literally only saw you in my head and I just pressed discard. I even almost said something when you did one of those uh comment this letter by letter for a dm i know you know that one's funny because i used to do that with every single photo you get me every time with that and i always think like maybe i'll just do it it's funny because when you dm me i'll say you're so fucking crazy for this it's it's so ridiculous the paul brothers taught me that one back in the day and i get it for like engagement and stuff. But like, do you really? It's kind of like PC for PC or like. No, it's ridiculous.

And like, obviously, like most people see it. And they're like, she's just doing that to heighten her engagement. But like, I got to keep my money up. Okay. Like it's. I know. But if somebody looks at the comments and every comment is C, O, M. It's crazy because brands are so stupid.

Yeah. I probably shouldn't be saying that. Like, please keep paying me. No, it is true, though, because, like, sometimes you'll see, like, you'll hear what someone's getting paid. And I'm like, I want to be, like, to the brand, like, did you tell her to unhide her likes? No, it is wild. Like, brands will be paying these mega influencers the biggest six-figure bag.

And in reality. And be in your bag. Like, it's so good for you. 100%. But, like like the brand would convert 10 times more sales with six micro influencers yeah with bop house members and ash travino adjacents like you know like it's it is just like so interesting whatever well congratulations i'm happy you're back and probably so rich it's just i just feel like you know like

when the nipple ring comes out it all dies right and i've only got like two more years of the nipple ring so it's like i think i might pick one up really yeah now that i have these knockers on me honestly we can have a moment we could have a moment but it's like i don't know i just i can't have kids with a nipple ring you know i don't know you could i could but I could, but then it's like, ugh. I mean, I have so much to say about Bad Baby, Alabama Barker, all of it. But it's like, I feel like we have to react to Ash Trevino and Bad Baby's music video on the Patreon. We should talk about Kaipo. Kaipo! The people know Kaipo, right? I don't know if the people know Kaipo.

Kaipo is Makoa's cousin. He's the sweetest angel on this entire planet. He is one of my favorite people ever, Kaipo right i don't know if the people know kaipo kaipo is makoa's cousin he's the sweetest angel on this entire planet he is one of my favorite people ever kaipo if you're watching this we absolutely love you and they just grew up together obviously very close kaipo was one of the first people in makoa's life that i got close with as well just and he's just so loving and sweet and like just the way they all kind of take me in as like their own and text me on the side and like we all hang out i just love them so much but um and i need to show you their baby photos if i never have they you have you have they look exactly the same neither of them have aged a day it's just like it's so adorable and

how close-knit they are and like whatever and but with all of that being said we're talking about this man like he's a teddy bear he's a bullfighter He's a full-time bullfighter. And I don't know how this conversation ever came about, but essentially Brooke and I. We were at the Cheesecake Factory. Oh, were we? Oh, in Oklahoma. And you ordered Buffalo Bites. We were in Oklahoma for a show

and Kaipo was out there fighting bulls. So he came to the Cheesecake Factory with us. And obviously, you know, we're exchanging stories about our day. We're like, we just performed this theater. It was amazing. And Kaipo was like, a bull attacked me by the horns. And the footage of it's insane.

And somehow, I guess the conversation turned into like, what if we started sponsoring random things like bullfighting? What if we put the canceled podcast on a jersey? Yeah, like, youing what if we put the canceled podcast on a jersey yeah like a mat like you know what i mean like there's so many random like little places that we could advertise that nobody would ever think about and we were like how funny would this be and like i don't think he like i didn't think at least in the moment that he took it that seriously me either he debuted this new bullfighting jersey the other day literally with canceled podcast across the front and it's so sweet because he did it on it's on his own like we were essentially just saying like

how funny would this be and i always i was like we need to cut him a check we absolutely do and it you always see like prime sponsoring everything and obviously that makes much more sense it's a hydration drink the fan bases may also sports duh but for some reason i mean i just always want to do everything logan paul does it made me realize like it would just be so if like if any of you are out there and you do niche things that are on camera or just even just your workplace like i think canceled sponsoring niche things is like it's our future you know what i want to do what open up a canceled school we absolutely should tessa brooks does that right no i've been no i've been looking into it so much i don't like

the program that she did it through people they don't do it anymore but i've really been looking into it because i want to do it so bad i would literally love to i would love to oh my god imagine a canceled school we need to insert these videos but first of all we have to insert the photo it's just like like what do you fucking actually mean look at this you guys like taking a bull by the horns with hot pink canceled on his back like there's just it's so iconic particular photo is just crazy wait i don't even know if i've seen this video okay wait slay thunder i just watched the dcc doc and bull fighting is so crazy because what do you mean now

you're gonna run at this bull in his canceled podcast jersey oh my god because his job is to like distract the bull from the rider, right? Yeah, to make sure the rider doesn't get trampled by the bull. And it's so wild, too, just the way he, like, breaks bones as if it's, like, us getting a matcha. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he'll just come over, like, oh, yeah, this bull just stepped on my collarbone. Like, what's up? What should we do today?

And it's like, what do you mean? I'm not going to lie. The rodeo is another one of those things that I'm like, I can't believe this isn't illegal. Yeah, it's right up there with, likefc of it all it's just like just everything like from the human standpoint and the animals like the animals are like really not fairly treated and then also like the humans are like at risk of death in every scenario i was even just unpacking this with makoba because the other day he was telling me makoba's obsessed with watching people climb mount

everest and he's like always watching it and i was like if you really look into it because obviously now like by proxy i'm always like watching people climb mount everest which is just so funny like it's like kardashians people climbing mount everest like it i don't know um but do you know how many dead bodies there are and how many people die you're doing it? And you just pass by them climbing. Yeah, and I was asking Nicole, I was like, why does anybody do this? Like, my brain is so like, yeah, that's cool, but like so many people die. Like, what's the point? And it's like him just being the thrill seeker where he's like,

no, I imagine the sense of accomplishment. Imagine the adrenaline rush. Imagine the view. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck if the view is literally leprechauns and rainbows like actually i'm not probably is by the time you're up there yeah literally and i was i just like and even just all of makoa and his friends like watching them snowboard and doing all these flips and tricks and just the thrill seeking superseding your desire for that's a drug addiction i always say that and it's like even like just with mokoa now i can tell because this is one of his like first more serious long

term like situations he's had some but like he always tells me like you have i look at life differently because of how much i love you like type of thing like i'm much safer now like i'm not going to jump off that cliff like when you have kids and you start thinking twice about the things you do because you're like if i die like somebody else is affected yeah it's crazy he like was wearing a helmet snowboarding for the first time ever for me and i was like that's so sweet that you're like you know what i mean doing that but i could tell a little a little glimmer of his sparkle had died a bit like you know it's just like i don't understand it have you seen the new trend about cave divers no it'll be like cave divers when they see your butt crack or something and it's like don't let my boy joke because they'll like go through the tiniest little crevices but that is

like the fact that those people exist like those people are physically alive on this planet and they genuinely like wholeheart see the tiniest little sliver people just get stuck and then they just suffocate to death and die that's another fear up there with mma which is like if i raise a kid into adulthood and they want to be a cave diver and just they and even just macaulay's mom like she's so chill about it like she because obviously that's her son he's always been the most gabba piton anyone's ever seen a person take it's insane i like to all the girls out there who are dating the like adventure man just know that i see you so hard because it's like every literally he like called me one day in Hawaii and he was like, I'm going to go surfing in the jungle.

I go, what? Pemdas, what do you mean you're surfing in the jungle? Like that doesn't make sense. Like, what do you mean? And then he like shows me and it's obviously just Madagascar. No cell phone service, anything. And I go to check this man's location and never in my life ever in my life have I just seen a blue dot in the middle of the fucking ocean like that like no land to be seen he has no service it's like that just I'm

like how and it's just like a panic attack and it's like okay I'll talk to you in eight hours and hope you're surfing in the jungle goes well I know what do you do put headphones on and take a nap no and i yeah i just have to go about my day and just like oh where's my guy he's surfing in the jungle i'm too anxious i'm gonna have to be one of those parents who just doesn't know what my kid is up to yeah it's i mean i i'm gonna be the opposite i think as a parent like i just want to know everything but then i'm gonna have to be like the cool mom so they tell me and it's like oh that panic attack no I don't know I just not know yeah I have to know I'm one of those but it stresses me the fuck out do you think you'll be a gentle parent um I do take pride in my like emotional intelligence and I hope that by the time I have kids it will have continued I will have continued to grow in

that department heavily so I think I'll like even when i do see moms like understanding their kids tantrum and talking them through it like i think i will do all of that like be very emotionally i think you have i think you're very um you're not like temperamental like you don't like like snap at people or get like super angry yeah i don't and i think that i also understand the impact of that especially with the child so i would like very much walk it off and stuff but i also at the same time think that like a lot of gentle parenting raises like pussies and assholes yeah like it's like when your kid's chucking a toy car at a stranger on a plane and they're like oh timmy's just feeling too much nope no uh-uh no i don't think that's what I mean.

I think I just, I was in such a turbulent, like, loud, like, abusive, like, environment that now if someone so much as raises their voice, like, even, like, at, like, anything, I'm literally like, oh, my God. Me too. I always say whenever, like, that specific type of loud, shrill yelling will forever remind me of my mother and that's so like I also just weird I just started to feeling like really like oh my god do not like be like that around me and it's crazy because I'm I have a like temper and I like

I don't know I feel like I'm like a like angry yeller but no it's like I don't know it's just like i grew up with two very big yellers like just always screaming in public always screaming screaming screaming and it completely turned me off to that so bad and i also think that when people say the first person to yell loses the argument like it's so true like it's like i don't know it's just like emotionally immature like it's there's no point but i don't know at the same time like my kids like you know eating a tide pod i'm probably gonna be like what the fuck are you doing you know you ate a tide i did eat a tide pod let's move on to the patreon damn this episode was a roller coaster but like so good i feel like this was a really great episode

and i'm i'm excited for our set to get built it's like me too I'm at the point where I just want to get in there with hammers and nails myself because I'm so eager for it to be done and just the everything costs ten thousand dollars thing but it's life is expensive it is coming and we will have a new set and we're so excited and I just I love filming your apartment until then but I understand how setting all of this up is like a big thing so we'll be everywhere and nowhere all at once until the set is built but thank you guys for your patience and yeah i have a lot to say still and we're gonna go over to the patreon and cook but we love you guys so much and thank you we're gonna react to yeah patreon we have a lot to react to a lot oh i actually just remembered i

have to be naked on our patreon do you know i brought fully see-through shirts because it keeps getting out for the patreon whoever's leaking our patreon on youtube count your fucking days well the thing is is like obviously when people do that you have to file claims and it takes a while and it still stays up i'm kind of happy the patreon got leaked because it's it's nice for people to see that there is content on there and that we do do things for the patreon that we don't do that we don't on there and that we do do things for the Patreon that we don't do anywhere else. And we go to HomeGoods and we talk our shit and we are a lot freer on there.

I think I'm going to be naked on the Patreon. I forgot. Are you okay with that? Okay. And it's not even a sexualized thing. I just think that it takes a while to like file the claims and whatnot. And like, I could just get ahead of it. Just get ahead of it. YouTube's not even a sexualized thing. I just think that it takes a while to file the claims and whatnot. And I could just get ahead of it.

Rather just get ahead of it. YouTube's not accepting you. You think you're monetized? Think again. Yeah. So I think that my tits are going to be out while we react. But that might be wild. Tits out for the Patreon.

Let's go over there. We have a lot to say. Bad Baby, Alabama Barker, Ash Trevino. I was going to say we're coming for you, but not Bad Baby. We love you, Bad Baby. We are not coming for Bad Baby. We love you guys. Bye. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course,

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