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Starting point is 00:00:38 ooh. I know, you need to stop with a few things. I know, and it's just, well actually, pages, pages. She's the influencer police this week page has so much to say about what everybody's saying too much of don't you okay okay you got me there it's so funny page now and again i feel like once every two weeks you'll make a tiktok about how influencers need to stop doing blank no one of them was actually just about couples who act like they're in line at disneyland and i was like this was was actually just about couples who act like they're in line at Disneyland. And I was like, this was, you left my house and made this.

Starting point is 00:01:08 No, no, no, you were a part of the video. I took that shit at Universal. It was of you and my colleague making out in line. Oh, are you talking about the baby voice? Yes, yes, yes. Like, I'll just see. And don't get me wrong, I understand taking inspiration from your real life.

Starting point is 00:01:21 You know what I mean? Okay. I do do the okay. I say okay a lot in my stories Because I want to make sure My listener is following along No, I like it Like I was at the store, okay?

Starting point is 00:01:31 You pioneered the whole Telling a story Adding in the okays Making sure the audience Is following along And being engaged You did that Thank you

Starting point is 00:01:39 And then Tana cut on And I was like You know what? On tour It really was plaguing the two of you You guys were on stage And you would throw in Okay Every five seconds I told Tana I said Let I was like you know what On tour it really was plaguing the two of you You guys were on stage and you would throw in okay Every five seconds I told Tana I said

Starting point is 00:01:47 Let's chill on the okays I just had to make sure they were Following no I don't I'm just a stimmer Like at the end of the day if there's a stim I'm a stimming you're stimming Me too and I can't Stop like that's even just with this ooh Like I've been getting so much hate and I'm like I don't think you Understand like if I could leave the hate

Starting point is 00:02:03 Comment if I could thumbs it up I would I Want her to stop too yeah you just Can't hate And I'm like I don't think you understand Like if I could leave the hate comment If I could thumbs it up I would I want her to stop too Yeah You just can't control it Yeah but like I literally Once I have a stim It's like until it's beaten

Starting point is 00:02:12 So what's the definition of a stim? When you repeatedly say something And I was looking it up It is like an ADHD thing And apparently it's like Getting out pent up energy Which I definitely do have Oh I thought it was like autism

Starting point is 00:02:24 No it can also be ADHD Oh Yeah like, which I definitely do have. I thought it was like autism. No, it can also be ADHD. Oh. Yeah. Like when I say that I have a stimming problem, I like mean that. Okay. Like I'm not like it's like a real. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:34 Your latest has been. I've been loving howling. And it's just like once I do something once and it tickles me. Right. It's like it's over and it sucks because it really does. It's like, oh, my. For a minute minute it was doing the cynthia erivo yell whoa give us your best one come on whoa yeah i know you do it better than that i heard without you that's true refers to repetitive movements sounds or actions that

Starting point is 00:02:58 individuals particularly those who are neurodivergent used to regulate emotions and sensory experiences yeah like it's a real thing that i have and i can't stop do you think it can be like something that you just do like does it have to be a noise that you make or it can be like a oh he said movement it's for me it's mainly noise like once i have something that just fills those spaces right it's like until it's so tired until the cows come home okay you know does that like coincide with tics i don't know that's what i was gonna ask because i have like a thing like when i'm talking like if you watch any of my tiktoks i'll just keep touching my nose like this you'll notice it now that i have said

Starting point is 00:03:31 something but when i'm talking and telling a story i'll just be like like i don't know why but i touch my nose and then also like if you actually just like watch me on the podcast when literally anybody is speaking but me i'm like maybe that's just being a bad listener no because I say that because there's a viral video right now that's like what the hell is going on with Brooke like what is she doing and it's because I'm literally like you're stimming but like I think I'm just distracted easily okay I owe you an apology because my TikTok talking about the okays like I said you pioneered it Tana caught on and now it is plaguing the entire internet i swear to god i'm scrolling down my for you page and every single person's talking and

Starting point is 00:04:09 they go okay blah blah blah okay i'm wearing jeans okay and i'm like oh my goodness my best friend started this i don't think so i feel like i must have gotten it somewhere no i well to me at least you were the first person i noticed that started it and then tana caught on yeah i definitely got it from you. Emma Chamberlain was doing it on her podcast. I'm scrolling down my For You page. Yeah, Emma takes so much inspiration from me. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:04:31 She wants to be you so bad. I don't know. Maybe it's the ADHD generation. Like, not only is it helping you follow along, but like trying to make sure people follow along. I don't fucking know. I did just cut 30 out of my newest video. Like, it is. I get what you're saying once you hear it you can't like unhear it right I don't notice likes until like somebody points

Starting point is 00:04:50 it out and then I'm like oh my god I'm so mortified I you know this might be completely unrelated but when I was younger I thought I thought I had like a like a real condition and I went to like so many different doctors because they couldn't stop going I thought something was stuck in my throat and i was like oh my god something's so seriously wrong and all day i would do it in class and everyone's like girl shut up and then i found out it was like literally just a habit like a bad habit wait so many doctors no insurance at least you got to see it through oh my god it's so funny my parents would really like beat me for shit like that like if i was like like, I need to go to the doctor for that.

Starting point is 00:05:25 They would literally hit me. Well, you want to know something else that I was actually thinking about this other day. Don't, I hope they don't hit you. Um, not anymore.

Starting point is 00:05:35 But I, a lot of times, like for example, I like, I had such bad like depression and anxiety, but my grandpa, like it was only my grandpa because my grandma was like already like a little out of it.

Starting point is 00:05:47 And so once I like really started developing it i was too ashamed to tell him so i would tell him every other reason that i had to go to the doctor and then once i got in there i'd be like no no i'm super depressed and they'd be like i don't work for that like i don't do that like you came in for a common cold like walking in with a limp yes no i swear to god i literally would go in and i'd be like actually I'm just really here because I'm Really anxious How old were you? 18 So you knew better

Starting point is 00:06:12 It's just weird the divide 15 or 16 the dividing generation Trying to explain anything mental health I feel like To the older generation When I first moved to LA I went on a walk And I was on the phone with my mom and I was like you know what I'm going through a really dark time in my life I feel like everything's crumbling around me I think I really need to LA, I went on a walk and I was on the phone with my mom and I was like, you know what? I'm going through a really dark time in my life. I feel like everything's crumbling around me.

Starting point is 00:06:28 I think I really need to get into therapy. And she goes, you moved to LA and now you think you need therapy. I'm like, mom. That's what it is. You build up this courage to tell somebody and then they just like, oh my God, it's the worst feeling in the world. And I thought she was going to be like, yes, sweetie, go work on your mental health. Get your therapy. She was like, you kids, you you moved to la now everyone needs therapy i'm like trying to explain therapy and mental health

Starting point is 00:06:49 issues to like a boomer right done for us yeah it's not their generation you know i mean which is so sad because i think so many things wrong with that generation so many so much you know what i mean like adults mistreating the younger generation all of those things could have been easily amended with mental health treatment but i mean whatever for sure get them in the next life yeah we're on the og couch and today we're at my house brooks house looks so much better on camera it's actually so funny we're in my theater but there's something about just sitting on this couch that brings me back to a different time of canceled pages here today we have a lot of like exciting things going on we're all together today because we are announcing our international tour

Starting point is 00:07:29 i'm fucking jazzed i am just so fucking excited i feel like even yesterday i made a tiktok just testing the waters and i like mentioned belfast and then people like i live in belfast is it belfast i keep saying belfastast. I like Belfast. I don't know why I like breakfast. What do I say wrong? Ontario? Ontario. Void in Ontario.

Starting point is 00:07:51 Isn't that what you say? Probably. Ontario. Ontario? I always see comments that are like, why can't Tennessee? I'm just going to say that. I don't know which one it is. And I'll probably butcher a lot of these, honestly.

Starting point is 00:08:03 And I always have one specific city in every tour that I hone in on to like prove my point. Like on the last one, it was like, I would be like, we'll be in the middle of fucking Burlington, Vermont. It was always Burlington, Vermont. I'm so sorry, Burlington, Vermont. But this one is Belfast.

Starting point is 00:08:18 Just picking one place to use them as a punching bag for all your jokes. And the only one that I don't know how to pronounce. I think it's just really special. This like feels like so much bigger of a to-do like you just kind of for the u.s tour you hop on a bus and wake up in all the places but this is like we're flying and like i know and i've never like i've only been to mexico i guess i've been to canada too but like not really like for literally one day this is my first time like going overseas really yeah oh my gosh we're gonna have so much fucking fun.

Starting point is 00:08:45 It's going to be amazing. And I'm watching like I'm watching Traders right now, which is in Scotland. And like everything is just like I need to be over there. It's so funny. I thought Traders was in like Bel Air. And I'm watching. I'm like on episode eight. It's at a castle in.

Starting point is 00:08:58 There's no way you thought it was in Bel Air. Have you. You're joking. I'm on like episode nine. Like it's. Well, we know that my geography isn't really They're in like the hills of Scott Like in the countryside

Starting point is 00:09:08 I'm also scared to take my feet out Because of what has happened to me Lately What's been happening? There was an episode of Cancelled Where here I am, calm with my friend We're talking our shit And

Starting point is 00:09:23 We're living our best life and i just feel comfortable i don't like a shoe everybody knows this about me i just really don't like a shoe and the wide shot had me in violation territory and listen like i know i have some big steppers i know i'm the big red boots biggest candidate okay five four i know i can go skiing sans equipment okay like i'm aware that my foot is big but it's just like it's not that fucking big and you never want to be like oh it was the angle because then you just look like someone who's fighting against it and it's like all i should do is embrace my big paddles you know saying you had like big stompers flippers like more than that like people were talking about me like i had a deformity i didn't get to see it

Starting point is 00:10:06 i'm not a reddit reader these days and jeff decided to read my reddit before i came over and then all of the jeff fm boys crowded around and clowned me for the size of my foot but when you see this angle it is like fucking insane i need to see it i need to see it so bad i don't even like have a i'm trying don't we usually blur your feet out well now i really really want to and it's funny because people think it's like and i even sometimes will try to play into like oh i have to get my bag like that's why i'm blurring my Feet out like oh f like and no It's because it's a hard watch sometimes Like just what's going on

Starting point is 00:10:49 With them you know and you love to grip things with your toes Like right now for the audio listeners She's gripping into the leather well I Just oh my god the feeling of like a Glass coffee table the edge with these Toes around it is like I Have the exact opposite feeling I never Want my bare foot to touch the

Starting point is 00:11:05 ground any unless it's carpet my bare foot is not touching a thing i wear shoes everywhere i go in my house everywhere that sounds right because if i get so much as a crumb on my foot it's like oh yeah freak no i'm the exact opposite i just made myself sound like such a it's kind of like the back of my head like the what's happening with the back of my head is not my problem and what's on the bottom of my feet is not my problem and i like it's our problem that's true and i'm just like i like to think that it helps me have like a barrier to the world you know like it's like what like keeps people away like no like i'm callusing my foot that's crazy um like you know it's i'm well that's like in arizona you like try to walk around on the sidewalk as much as you can

Starting point is 00:11:42 when it's hot so that your feet like you all of a sudden have... That's where it started for me in Vegas, doing that. I would walk to CVS barefoot 105 degrees out to really build a shoe for myself. No, I'm not joking. When I was eight years old, the bottom of my feet was the same texture as elephant skin. That's what I'm into. I would just walk down my barn driveway and it was just gravel

Starting point is 00:12:00 and I would have pebbles sticking into my feet. I think that's why I had to date a Hawaiian because he's like, yes's really, he's like, yes, duh, barefoot everywhere. And I'm like, oh, you get it. You know, I'm so excited. Like, I'd like to think that's not happening. Like, and maybe it is.

Starting point is 00:12:18 And like, be the first to tell me if it is, because I don't want to be like blaming the angle if this is what I'm working with. That angle makes it look like your foot is the same size as your torso. I'm't want to be like blaming the angle if this is what I'm working with. That angle makes it look like your foot is the same size as your torso. I'm not going to lie. I actually don't think it looks that big in that photo. I was expecting you to give me like. It looks like Bratz doll feet. It looks

Starting point is 00:12:35 like you can pop that out and like change shoes. You know your foot's supposed to be the size of your forearm. Do you have a long forearm? No. Hell no. My foot's not very. That's not right. So yeah. your forearm. Do you have a long forearm? No, hell no. My foot's not very... That's not right. So, yeah, I just...

Starting point is 00:12:49 I don't know. I'm really trying to avoid this happening to me again. Yeah. And I guess I'm good. There's worse things to get hate for. If it's just your big feet, so be it. I know, but it actually... I'm dwarfed by my foot in this.

Starting point is 00:13:03 You know what I mean? Maybe your foot's not big. Maybe you're so tiny. You know what I mean? Maybe your foot's not big. Maybe you're so tiny. You know what? And we're going to go with that. So we start off in Oslo, Norway. Oslo. That's where all the really stylish TikTokers are.

Starting point is 00:13:15 Oh, fuck. The outfits are so another thing. Because in the US, there are definitely a lot of places where I'm very much so comfortable in like an IMG set from 2019. And there's something about European style that makes me feel like I need to like really elevate. No, I told Tan I'm not even bringing sweats. It's like I'm either wearing pajamas, like actual pajamas, or I'm wearing an outfit that goes outside. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 00:13:38 And I'm not kidding. My vision, let me just go on record right now. Vision for outfits is Gabby wendy on traders and i love that i just feel like on tour sometimes i start i was saying the other day that i've had such an era where i tried to be a girl who would wear socks and loafers right like with like a pinstripe skirt or whatever and i came to the conclusion that like i when i do that i feel like you know when like you see those images of like two kids in a suit and they're like trying to pretend to be a grown man?

Starting point is 00:14:05 It's so not me. You're getting imposter syndrome. Yes, exactly. I want to stay true to myself, but I also feel like these outfits, the European outfits matter. And then we go to Paris, France. I'm so excited to have to have work there. What? I just feel like every time we go there, I'm truly like my worst self.

Starting point is 00:14:25 Like I've never been there and not been like shit faced, rolling around under the Eiffel tower, catching waiters as bodies. Really? Yeah. Like just tripping balls on mushrooms. Assaulting Ross Lynch. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:40 Like I'm, I'm really excited to like be my best self in Paris. Yeah. It's so weird. Cause you don't imagine Paris to be a place that's just like a blackout city. I know. I know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:14:49 I don't know if it's just like my energy in the past when arriving to Europe, but it is like wine. Everyone likes to make wine seem so elegant, you know, and it's just like. No, because one bottle of wine. I'm literally i'm not joking i can have a glass and i literally can't speak straight right now it's obviously i'm an alcoholic so anything that could be nice even like an aperol spritz by a view like i'm having 30 you know so it's like i don't know i just the way that because alcohol is a big thing in europe you know just wine and apparel and whatever and

Starting point is 00:15:25 people have it normally leisurely and lightly and obviously i don't especially on my european excursions the abiza of it all like i'm really excited to like and the kids yeah it is very alcohol sense like centered there and i just feel like kids there are raised drinking out of like a bottle which almost i guess makes the people i think that the drinking age being lower is almost better. It is. They say that. There's actual studies about it. I just don't know about them.

Starting point is 00:15:50 Then we head to Dublin, Ireland. It's been my dream literally my entire life to go to Ireland. And I've said it at least 20 times on this podcast that I would die to go to Ireland. I'm so fucking excited. I don't mean to keep bringing it back to the outfits. But the only other time I've been to Dublin, Ireland was when the main patterns in my wardrobe were rainbow flames and checkers.

Starting point is 00:16:11 And have I showed you? Show the image. I should show you the photo. And it's an easy find, but it's me underneath a castle, a beautiful castle built by a man in Dublin, Ireland. Look at this. Look at the castle.

Starting point is 00:16:23 And look at my outfit. Look at my outfit. Look at the castle. And look at my outfit. Look at my outfit. Look at my outfit. Look at my fucking outfit. And the feet are kind of huge there, so maybe it wasn't being able to... See, that's what I mean when I say, like, I'm not bringing sweats,

Starting point is 00:16:34 because I just know, like, no matter what, I want to be able to take a picture. Well, it didn't stop her. Look at this castle. Like, I can't wait to be in a little Irish jig fit. Have you ever seen a castle like that in Bel Air? Guys, we need to wear kilts and get bagpipes.

Starting point is 00:16:51 I'm so excited. You with bagpipes would be nuts. I would love to do that. I would die if you had bagpipes, to be honest, in a horrible way. But imagine walking out on stage there and I do a little bagpipe moment okay she's getting scared what were you gonna say i just think of ps i love you then we go to berlin germany oh i don't know anything i don't know much about germany my dad was grew up in germany or like was i don't know something belfast uk belfast belfast i think it's belfast i think you're right i like belfast belfast you know

Starting point is 00:17:27 glasgow uk that's scotland right yeah sounds right actually i've been to glasgow a few times i wish i knew that i don't know london manchester all just so fun i can't stress it enough how much the uk girlies are like even today like i was pitching something for the show and you were kind of like is that too not wholesome for london girlies and yes there there is the side of the girlies in london that are very much giving high t better than us but i think the girlies that will come to the canceled show just in my past history of doing shows like the uk girlies are wild. Really? They're wild. Yeah, it's like they're cut from the same cloth as us.

Starting point is 00:18:08 You know what I'm most excited for? Is for my makeup to be socially accepted. We should do like job checks before the shows. I'm already job checking. Concealer on our lips. Well, I just want to say that what's happening. I want to say us,'s happening i want to say us but more so you online like what people are saying about the makeup is not you it's not how you

Starting point is 00:18:30 look in person and i really mean that i just want to go well first of all i don't know who is responsible but somebody is at fault and it's half me but something that happens like it doesn't happen when we post the clips like cancel clips on instagram but when we post them on tiktok it's like there's like some sort of ai like sharpening filter that happens on them and all of a sudden it literally i don't know what it does to my face your contour is blended carrot sometimes and it's like really not like you look beautiful it doesn't look like that also it makes my eyebrows like like i don't even fill in my eyebrows hardly and like it makes them like fully black and square and like it just it looks like somebody turned the sharpness all the way up and then i'm not kidding i'm getting cooked online everyone's like what

Starting point is 00:19:08 kind of blindness even is this because i i like there's everything is wrong nothing is right and honestly i agree with you but i'm happy i'm happy and i'm very happy you sent me the side by side and it looks like two different brooks the other one's bronc but also like how many times can i make like the excuse like we've done every different set every single scenario and always like there's a filter on that like no there's not but i promise you i'm looking at you right now and like your makeup is your skin tone it matches your hands i will say i wouldn't lie to you i'm really heavy handed with makeup i always have been but i really just love makeup and i love to wear makeup and if you think it looks like shit you're probably right and i And I don't care. I think you look fabulous.

Starting point is 00:19:45 No, I don't. I don't think you're as heavy handed as you're making yourself. I swear. It's like completely normal. I start crying. Amsterdam, Netherlands. I'm excited for Amsterdam. I've never been to Amsterdam.

Starting point is 00:19:56 And I'm so excited. So excited. We have to like shroom it out, I fear. I was going to say we can really have like our. What is it? Oh, the fault in our stars Like that moment Breathing machines?

Starting point is 00:20:08 And then you guys can really hit that Okay That's what I remember too All I remember is the breathing apparatuses Oh And then they lay when they're upside down And they're laying And it's like don't die, right?

Starting point is 00:20:20 Something like that But yeah, they have like a whole trip to go to Amsterdam To like meet this author that the girl's obsessed with. I don't remember that part. She's gonna. It was like her like make a wish. Oh, it's a sad movie. It's a really sad movie.

Starting point is 00:20:32 It's fucked up. I just really also need to rewrite my European mushroom because the worst trip I've not the worst mushroom trip I've ever had, but the second worst, worst mushroom trip I've ever had in my entire life was in Paris. Oh my God. And I was so cruel. I literally thought you and ty were gonna kill me i thought i truly thought you and ty were plotting to kill me why the mushrooms like i don't know i wasn't seeing in color i can't explain it to you that day i've never seen color look like that in real life like everything was gray scale and everyone was going to kill me so crazy my worst mushroom trip i was in vegas and you were

Starting point is 00:21:04 also in vegas and i was calling you I was in Vegas and you were also in Vegas. And I was calling you, calling you, calling you, and you just wouldn't answer. Did I ever answer? No, you never answered. But it was New Year's Eve. And I was in Vegas. First of all, who does shrooms in Vegas? I'm literally walking through the casino and the carpet is like coming at me.

Starting point is 00:21:16 Wait, no. I feel like that's the best place to do shrooms. No. Because I do shrooms in Vegas. And it's like all the lights and like all the patterns, colors. I was so overwhelmed. And I was just so panicked. I ruined everybody's New Year's. Weren't you at't you at the wind too i don't even think i could

Starting point is 00:21:27 have saved you i don't know i don't remember but i am just really excited to maybe do a little mushroom dabble in amsterdam and like rewrite it because i don't have bad trips often i really only like it was only when i thought trevi was the grudge and when i assaulted ross lynch and that's like other than that, I truly have. I know, we need like a little mushroom, a little blunt walking down the streets of Amsterdam, taking in the sights. It sounds magical.

Starting point is 00:21:53 And it's so beautiful. I'm so excited. That'd be fun to do a whole show on mushrooms. Well, either fun or the worst show absolutely ever refunds galore TanaCon down. That's basically like me right now. I feel like I'm on mushrooms. I drank an entire ghost energy drink, took a propanenol and now i'm drinking wine and i'm like i've never

Starting point is 00:22:09 felt better i'm like and bardy's in the corner you're i feel like your heart is like a rat on a wheel right now trying to figure out which way to go like it's even just she brought in the thing she was about to ingest today and i'm gonna Insert the photo but the colorway Ruined my day like that red and green Ghost energy and then that purple and white Propanolol from Mexico and then It's like I'm like oh my god why am I so Tired all the time I'm so lethargic I have no Energy your diet is literally a ghost energy

Starting point is 00:22:36 Drink and fucking crunch wrap supreme Bitch like get a grip I Couldn't agree more cheers I couldn't agree more I can't change even If I tried Like I'm working out so much I can't change even if I tried. Me neither. The diet will just never change.

Starting point is 00:22:48 Like I'm working out so much. I'm like feeling so good and like active and stuff. It's like I'll like spend the entire day at the gym and come home and eat bulldog. And it's like, I just can't help it. I ate so fucking healthy for like damn near two weeks. And then I had a weekend where in one weekend I ate the entire Taco Bell menu for lunch on Saturday.

Starting point is 00:23:03 That night I went home and I ate two pink carbonara bulldocks. I woke up the next day. I felt like I drank bleach. I went to Trisha's. We ordered the entire AMC Theater's menu. I'm talking loaded tots, popcorn. I see Central. I go home.

Starting point is 00:23:19 I order Wingstop. I eat all of that. I wake up the next day and I eat back To back Subway footlongs meatball Sub as well my I was gassing Makoa Out of the house and it was Just like have you no self Control I will say about

Starting point is 00:23:36 You and it's like I think this is makes You very fraudulent okay She will order everything Like 20 things on a menu and does Not if she takes a bite of it at all She'll take one Nothing is ever touched True bulldogs

Starting point is 00:23:51 I'm talking licking the bull like a dog Did you clear them? Did you take three bites? All by myself Always order everything and you never eat it You can ask Amari to back you up I do want to say that i consume like 45 of what i eat in the day maybe more maybe 60 after 10 p.m like you know

Starting point is 00:24:13 what i mean the day is just the pregame for when i'm really alone and it's all spread out in my bed no the meatball footlong was crazy and i was on the toilet like the next day like i'm talking both ends like i just I love meatballs I'm not joking This entire past weekend Has been rolling loud And the first night I'm not

Starting point is 00:24:30 I came home I was so fucking hammered I went online Like on Postmates I'm like okay What's even open What can I get Ordered myself a 7-Eleven pizza

Starting point is 00:24:37 And boneless wings That pizza has lasted me The past two days That's all I've been eating Is the 7-Eleven cheese pizza But I'm not joking Like wake up breakfast Pizza Lunch Slice of pizza Dinner It's a good ass pizza and it's like five bucks it was

Starting point is 00:24:48 12 bucks yeah and i love seven meal for the past three days and now i want that i just have such a strong problem with balance like whenever something is bad i need to cut it out completely yeah and it's it's so hard because it's like you obviously cannot cut out food completely like it's and be like same with alcohol like just anything if i if something is bad for me it is either do it or don't and you can't do that with food obviously so it's just like so hard for me and i'll be so healthy and then just have the relapse of the century well that's why i don't believe in diets because if you diet then it's like all of a sudden you just have to go crazy but if i'm not dieting everything is a lotefied everything is hot cheeto i just did a video for my pickles that are about to come out where i showed the class for youtube my favorite pickle combinations and like j-rod i've never seen

Starting point is 00:25:41 him have fear like that behind the camera like Like just the gusher, tahini. We made that one of my new favorites is hot chili over pickles with sour cream and Fritos. You do get spunky with it, though. I swear to God, I've watched her put vanilla bean ice cream and yellow mustard on a pickle. Sounds amazing. She gets really creative. Really creative. Ew.

Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah, and just like, oh my god the peanut j-rod's face when i did the peanut butter whipped cream pretzel nutella pickle and it's like i'm talking death bro you know and it was just it was wild though especially because normally when i eat a pickle combo i eat one of them and i made them all and we all ate them all like when j-rod left i was like wall gripping you know it sounds amazing the pickles are so amazing but anyways um auckland new zealand oh never heard of it but so excited wait what isn't that new remember a second ago when i was like i can't have wine i can't speak english um where the hobbit was filmed i love the things you know i actually don't know i know it was in new zealand i don't know where but remember hobbit tour is it just me with my feet no i really we have to do

Starting point is 00:26:51 the hobbit tour i don't know what the hell that means but i'm down it's like never mind wait no what do you like the tour like yeah yeah oh i couldn't even think of a tour other than like hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast no it's like a tour of like hobbit lands and it's like so amazing it's so cool wait okay that's cute i've never even seen the hobbit but i'm so down i hate to say it and i do hate to say it but what are hobbits it's a movie the hobbit or it's like a series animal no no but also they filmed um lord of the rings is all in New Zealand as well. No way. I like rings. I like Gandalf. I like the old one.

Starting point is 00:27:31 Smeagol. Smeagol from Lord of the Rings? And then we have Brisbane, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, and Sydney. And I am so fucking excited to see you guys experience Australia. Australia is one of my favorite places on planet

Starting point is 00:27:45 earth and like the fans there are so fun and crazy and wild it really hasn't even like really registered with me that we're going to australia because we've been talking so much about uk since it's first yeah australia is in july and uk is tomorrow so i'm so excited do you think we can go see clinton's mom in perth i was gonna say that and we need to track down um anna paul oh yeah like she's a part of the hobbit tour we got we have binoculars we're looking at waterfront homes oh my god i need answers it is gonna be funny just the jokes that we're able to make on stage there like i just love being in places and but i just can't stress it enough even like for example okay like tsa in australia

Starting point is 00:28:29 is wildly different than it is in america and anyone can go all the way to the gate like if your gate is 32b like any like someone on the street can go all the way to 32b it's not just people who are flying wait do they have to go through The security thing But anyone can still go To like 32B And like touring there Like a lot of times Like the fans will like Come to the gate

Starting point is 00:28:50 And then they like Treat you like Bieber In the airport That's crazy I've always wondered How that happens to celebrities When you see people Like show up places

Starting point is 00:28:57 And like there's a million people Outside their gate What so they only check Your boarding pass When you get to the gate To board on the flight Yes So Joe Schmell

Starting point is 00:29:04 Can just run up and Yeah I don't love it When you really break it down But it's just like A safer place check your boarding pass when you get to the gate to board on the flight yes so joe schmell can just run up and yeah i don't i don't love it when you really break it down but it's just like a safer place australia is like yeah they have morals and yeah yeah but i have seen some crazy shit go down in like the adelaides and the perths of australia like it's a place to get lit for sure are we gonna be near um the opera house that's in Sydney, right? Sydney Opera House. Wait. We should try to like. Finding Nemo.

Starting point is 00:29:28 Why do I think of anyone but you like Sydney Sweeney? We should rise at the big place. That's like. In the harbor. Yes. Yes. And that was good. I liked that.

Starting point is 00:29:38 Oh, my God. It's just the same with that. The outfits. I just can't wait to rewrite history. This is going to be my first time looking put together in a lot of places and i'm just i'm really excited no sweats i'm i might have to sweat it out i don't know what makes me think that sweats don't exist outside of america but i think the sweats are just like such a lazy thing and america is such a lazy country that i'm like you know what it is though like i don't know like sweats with a leather jacket and a cute shoe

Starting point is 00:30:00 you could do a sweat you could yeah no you can't really the actual issue is that it takes up so much space in your suitcases and i completely get what you're saying though because i will just like beat one sweatsuit to smithereens when i'm in a place you know like it comes home with like holes in the crotch you know yeah the crotch what happened teeth hungry yeah but i'm so fucking excited i'm just so excited to it's been a while since we've like toured and it like i'm really missing it these days even yesterday trisha called me while she was on stage and just like seeing the crowd and the people and like there was someone front row at trisha's show with a canceled university crew neck on and then black glitter makeup that looked

Starting point is 00:30:39 like tears and i was just like oh my god i can't wait just for like even just all the fun shirts like how people wear the shirts that say the crazy shit. And I'm just like, oh, my God, I'm so excited. And I just like I told him I think we should do. Hello and welcome back to the. Yes, that's so cute. I'm so excited. Also, just like writing the tour with you two before we sat down to film made me like

Starting point is 00:31:00 10 times more excited thinking about what we're going to talk about, like all the crazy shit. Brooke put this into words today so beautifully beautifully and i'm probably going to use what you said like a hundred times across our press and like everything it's going to be my like token dirty door phrase perfect but brooke was talking about how there were so many moments of really awful shit that like i was doing or she was doing or anyone was doing during filming the first two seasons of canceled but we weren't ready to talk about them because we were so in it you know like some sexual escapades or some different things especially that i've done where it was like that

Starting point is 00:31:35 that can't come on the internet because i did that yesterday yeah and like i kind of want the narrative of this show especially because of how far we're going physically. Just talking about how far we've come as people. I think we are in such a wholesome era of life, but there are some stories from the vault that are just alarming.

Starting point is 00:31:54 Alarming. A crowd favorite of mine. It's going to be such an incredible show, I think, because finally I am able to look back at these things with a lot of embarrassment

Starting point is 00:32:02 and shame, but also able to laugh because I'm just so not that girl anymore. Yeah, because now you're so far removed from it that able to look back at these things with a lot of embarrassment and shame, but also able to laugh because I'm just so not that girl anymore. Yeah, because now you're so far removed from it that you can look back and make jokes about it. Right. But there were times where we were sitting here and like we thought we were above it, but it was like, OK, we're like kind of still in the thick of it like that. Like, but I swear Makoa is going to have to take up like jogging or something like he cannot hear this show. And it's not that I don't know what it is because it's not me anymore but like you never want to hear about your girlfriend yeah yeah you know

Starting point is 00:32:32 fill in the blanks yeah it's just like oh my god it's like i i can't believe some of the things that i have done you know and honestly too i feel like you guys have gotten a good dose of my lore by now but i have so much more that i've never even spoken of yeah and i think i'm digging out of like the depths of my brain it's i think it's gonna be great and there's gonna be something for everyone to relate to in the audience you know the canceled girlies are very wild and obviously we'll still continue to give advice and have a lot of different things where we interact with the crowd but this set of stories Is the most brutal Like by far and I'm just like

Starting point is 00:33:07 I'm really excited I think it's going to be great For some reason too it just feels like What happens over there stays over there I really agree with that and it doesn't make sense Because like the internet is everywhere And like we know how that works But like for some reason I'm like god I just like I can say anything like no consequences

Starting point is 00:33:24 In Europe like yes there are yes and I'm sure we will learn that by like show four But you know I'm still excited to try And just really especially because This has been so long awaited Like we get comments every single day like come To Australia also I will say I want to get ahead of this the Canadian girlies

Starting point is 00:33:41 We hear you and we see you And we love you and we will Get to you like i just i feel like such an asshole almost like i know announcing another tour in canada is getting missed like i love you guys especially because i love canada so much and it's like every place we'd have a stop i've dated someone from like i could really just make that the whole fucking show you know and i it's like i am out i have had canada in me for a long time nice not jesus shameless you know how that meant how that meant how i knew that few word do trick

Starting point is 00:34:12 few word do trick oh my gosh have you seen jp's new song that's going viral he called me the other so jp like you know jp sax yeah he's a song that just came out jp's like funny his whole show is like his whole shtick is being like like he does like stand up and then sings and stuff and he's also just like very like he's just funny and so he made a song and it's called smartphone make me dumb and it's he says like smartphone make me dumb whiskey make me numb and then he said women make me and then he just goes but like the whole song, like, very, it's just a great song. But, like, people are clipping only that little part. And they're just running it home.

Starting point is 00:34:51 It's, like, they're making fun of it so bad. Oh, wait, I think he's being serious about it, like, not satire. Yeah, like, it's, but it's meant to be, like. And it's so crazy, too, to have a lyric go so viral for people. Like, people are saying, like, they would have loved this B.C. You know what I mean Like not getting it And he's like a lyrical genius But he's being like

Starting point is 00:35:08 Good sport about it Like he called me And he's like How do I even like Like show that this Was supposed to be funny And I was like Honestly just like whatever

Starting point is 00:35:14 People are listening And it's like Yeah But people are genuinely Making fun of him And being like There's no way he's serious And it's so mean

Starting point is 00:35:19 And it's like go listen To like explain you Or when you think of me Like he is truly A lyrical genius So it's You have to almost equate that To like the artist Picasso Where it's like You look at the art think of me like he is truly a lyrical genius so you have to almost equate that to like the artist picasso or it's like you look at the art and you're like

Starting point is 00:35:28 i could have done that like that's so shit yeah and it's like there are so many layers and levels to that and you know that they're an incredibly talented artist and it's like that's just yeah the girls they get it context it's a funny you know i also just love jp i have been like trying to like help him i think it's so funny whenever know i also just love jp i have been like trying to like help him i think it's so funny whenever like musicians we know get into like tiktok trouble they always like reach out to me like how do i respond to this and it's like i don't know he's a good sport he's cracking up about it but i'm like i'm cracking up at all the tiktoks too because it is like funny out of context it's like there's no way women make me well then he says Forget what I was running from But like Everyone cuts that part out

Starting point is 00:36:06 Smartphone makes me dumb Few word do check I'm gonna stream Casey Anthony on TikTok Like I don't even And I know I feel like lately I've been just

Starting point is 00:36:17 Driving this home My hatred for bad parents But it's crazy The way Casey Anthony Was like The beginning of that Oh my god I don't know

Starting point is 00:36:25 i think it goes back further than casey anthony but i think we really like that was a huge one in our childhood where we were like well i guess we really weren't that young but well where the media was just like what the actual so it's like it's up there with like tiger woods cheating and as far as like media coverage huge media like really huh and like but i'm saying like things that like literally made such an impact on me because it was like it felt like the biggest story in the world yeah yeah i just can't believe that because think about how like we were probably like 13 or however old and like now i'm 26 she should not just be free and be on tiktok her also being a legal advocate is crazy the zanny the nanny of it all. There was no nanny.

Starting point is 00:37:05 And she was just like giving the daughter Xanax or she was on Xanax. She waited 31 days to report her child missing. She never once looked for her daughter, like at all, really, in my opinion. And even now, I think she knew where she was.

Starting point is 00:37:18 The only redeemable thing would be if you're online, still fighting for justice for your daughter. Like, it's just like, what do you think you're like a personality? Or what about like, how about we try to find the person who killed her yeah people were saying like even oj pretended to look yeah you know i mean but like it's also just so shitty because now here we are talking about it and giving it more coverage and this

Starting point is 00:37:35 and that it's the same shit with ash travino fucking awful horrible parent but because she's so terrible people just like want to talk about it and it's just like giving her more coverage and like i know i made a little like saying this and then i didn't post it because i was like i'm a part of the problem that i hate so much and i continue to do it it's just like these things are so shocking yeah it's wild even like when i went to casey anthony's page there were a few people that i followed that were following her and i had to like unfollow them i was like there's no way that's insane that you know what i mean because it's like i don't want to dilute it down to like a shock factor but it is and it's like seeing this woman posting tiktoks it's like what the fuck and obviously people are going to talk about it but again it's just giving her more coverage and more attention and she's going to

Starting point is 00:38:19 continue to like keep posting and doing it how is the judicial system that fucked though like how is she out of prison i i really i don't know there are so many things like like in that regard that i just don't understand like that you can't like i don't know there's so many things that like aren't usable that are like how can you not use that i just like i'll never understand yeah it's wild but casey anthony for prison like things that like can happen but like aren't usable in court like oh yeah like that don't hold up in court but like aren't usable in court. Oh, yeah. Like that don't hold up in court. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:47 Like she should be in prison for fucking life. Yeah. Before we get to Lucy Hale and Harry Jowsey, which I do just want to talk about. I mean, I guess we could just go into that. But I want to talk about Coachella. Wait, let's get into it. And that's it. It's just like this is the first year where i'm like deciding if i should go or not

Starting point is 00:39:08 and i obviously have the world's worst case of fomo and i just want to know where you guys stand like what are your thoughts see obviously you and i've talked about this a lot but i usually like fomo is what gets me to coachella like i it's not even like oh i'm dying to go to coachella i have so much fun at coachella it's always just like i know I'm gonna have FOMO Really? This is the first time ever I feel like completely Like I have none of that Wait good And only like

Starting point is 00:39:31 I love Coachella And it's so fun and stuff But I've done it Also a thousand times And I I feel like Since I've gone to So many music festivals too

Starting point is 00:39:37 It doesn't feel like Oh I have to go to Coachella I can go to Lollapalooza Or I can go to Oceaga or I know I guess It's just like I'm fine with it now But I know that guess it's just like I'm fine with it

Starting point is 00:39:46 now but I know that it's going to come and I'm going to see it and I'm literally going to want to like Groundhog's Day go in the ground you find out when I peek out you know like I am so because I love it so much tours also in five days after Coachella we could end up

Starting point is 00:40:02 getting a lot of lore that we use on tour but my thoughts are Lady Gaga and Charlie XCX and I'm just like I would give anything to see them but also yeah tour in five days is crazy and also just how expensive Coachella is is so fucking absurd like paying like 1.2k for an artist pass fuck that paying like 1.3k for a hotel or like an airbnb stay is so crazy and then feeling like the pressure to get outfits and oh my god just everything about it the food the car services the drinks ever coachella is the most expensive thing on planet earth and then i've like it's like a wedding you wake up the next day too you're like

Starting point is 00:40:42 oh shit it's over yeah and all that money's gone but i used to really love it so much too that i think i'm holding on to that like version of me you know there was a time in my life where i was on tour in australia i had the three days off of coachella i flew from australia to los angeles did coachella and then flew back to australia like what the fuck do you 21 yeah no like 18 yeah so it makes sense the energy levels but i'm saying now even just the idea of tour being in five days from it and i did it sober and it's just different it just is like it's well also i was thinking about that too and i was like okay for coachella obviously i'm gonna want to go i'm gonna want to have a drinker five or ten and i'm gonna want to take Molly. Sue me.

Starting point is 00:41:25 But then it's like, OK, and then what? Quick 180 tour in five days. Yeah. And how sick I get from Coachella every time I'm always sick for at least like a full month after that, I'll have like the nastiest coffee you've ever heard. Oh, the dust lung is like no other. And I just like I'm like I'm in a wedding like the week before I would go, you know, straight from Texas to Coachella to Europe.

Starting point is 00:41:45 And I'm like, I don't want to do that. Kids, the forty five thousand steps like I'm 80. And I've realized how much, too. I realized last year how much alcohol helps you with the fact that you can be feeling something, but you can prolong it, whether that's exhaustion, foot pain, outfit pain. Like one thing about being sober is like whatever it is, you are going to feel it in that moment. Like the exhaustion it's almost better drinking because then you're just like hung over and you ride out the hangover and you rest and then you're fine whereas like doing it sober you feel it all throughout it and then like dude last year i wore these cowboy boots i'm not joking

Starting point is 00:42:19 probably two sizes too small for me my toes were like this the entire time inside my boots i was walking to the festival like out out boots. I was walking to the festival like out, out, out, waddling. Went to the bar, took three shots and I was like, okay, never mind. I can take on the world.

Starting point is 00:42:30 I don't have feet. I would do anything to slip into the vortex for three days and then come out of it. And I think the fact that I can't, it's just,

Starting point is 00:42:38 I don't know, it's wild. And I'm just, but I just like, you know what they have? Fenita and I did it at Coachella this last year. She showed me, she like have stuff that you can spray on your feet, lidocaine. And it just like you know what they have huh finita and i did it at coachella this last year she showed me

Starting point is 00:42:45 she you like have stuff that you can spray on your feet lidocaine and it just like your feet you don't have feet anymore it's that's your skin it's not your bones like i have a major bone issue like my bones just hurt at all times like with everything she's always cracking her hips it sucks like it will be so fun And stuff But it's just To me it's like I can go next year It feels so Out of line

Starting point is 00:43:10 Out of line Out of pocket I don't know The FOMO might get the best of me And I might end up going anyways But then I might just like Majorly regret that decision Come Monday

Starting point is 00:43:18 I just think if I wake up The day that it's over And I got through that weekend Without having gone I'm gonna be like Oh my god I saved so much money I'm so fabulous

Starting point is 00:43:24 And amazing and perfect That is so true Like just the money saving having gone. I'm going to be like, oh, my God, I saved so much money. I'm so fabulous and amazing and perfect. That is so true. Like just the money saving of it all. I'm trying to think of any tips we could give the girlies if it is their first Coachella. Because I don't want to like sit here and just hate on it. I've gone to like 13. I love it more than anything in the world. It's the happiest place on earth.

Starting point is 00:43:37 There's no feeling like being at Coachella. But honestly, I don't know. I feel a little bit like my original Coachella's were more fun Because you know you go GA and everything Is like you get there early and you spend The whole day and you are so miserable but it's just like So much camaraderie Yeah it's part of it and it's so fun and it's just Like exciting

Starting point is 00:43:56 Yeah I don't think I could Make it through I just feel like I If I'm gonna do one day I'm gonna do three because You gotta drive down to Palm Springs and just all of this. But I've also, Frank Ocean changed me so much too because, I don't know, putting an artist on a pedestal that their performance is going to be the reason for you going. Frank Ocean scarred me for life. Like that weekend, I don't think I saw, I don't even, I didn't

Starting point is 00:44:26 listen to any music really. I just went to Frank Ocean and then I came home and I was like, what did I spend my money on? Yeah, what are you going to have FOMO for? You don't even get to the festival until like 9pm. I know, it's, to be honest with you, you know what it is? It's like my love for serving. I just want to serve looks. You can serve. You can serve wherever you want.

Starting point is 00:44:42 And then it's like last year, I wore a wife beater and a furry skirt like just do that In the kitchen you don't need to spend Thousands and I Do I realized I totaled Up what my absolute minimum Coachella Spend this year would be and it's like $17,000 that's

Starting point is 00:44:57 And it's like there's I'm just Gonna go out on a whim and say that's not your Minimum spend like I think You could definitely do it cheaper than $17,000 I know I guess you're like maybe 14 If I want to do it Tana style Yeah

Starting point is 00:45:14 That's the thing is the bodyguard I just I love my fans I wouldn't Change anything in the world but anytime I've done Any music festival without a bodyguard I Get touched in places I don't want to get touched You get fucking berated I really do Like people love to just

Starting point is 00:45:28 Grab my holes My orifices And I don't know what it is Wasn't it last Coachella Someone just came up to you And they were like Tana like grabbed your tits And was like shaking them

Starting point is 00:45:36 100% And just it's always The headlock And then it's like Yes all my friends can go And like then their job Is to help me like Protect myself in a way But that's no fun For everyone with me then And then no one wants Yes all my friends Can go And like then Their job is to help me Like protect myself

Starting point is 00:45:45 In a way But that's no fun For everyone with me then And then no one Wants to be around me Also it's like What am I gonna do Like try to

Starting point is 00:45:52 Fend Like fend someone off Who's like on Molly rolling And drunk as fuck Trying to like say hi to you No one's gonna take me seriously You need like a big security guard

Starting point is 00:46:00 And then that's an artist pass For them And then the rate of them And then I don't know And obviously yeah I could just Not do that but I don't feel Safe yeah which is like wild I don't know that's why I say we just like go to Oceaga

Starting point is 00:46:12 Or something instead and it's like No but it's like I mean there's still everybody's there I love Meeting all the girlies with their molly jaw And glitter tears and Fringe crop tops like I do Just fucking love it I think everyone's in like such a different mood at coachella i just i don't know i would i a part of me would feel missing

Starting point is 00:46:32 yeah to not go but i would love to save the money and i would love to save the energy dollars as whitney cummings says we have to go to lollapalooza that's the best festival on planet earth i've decided i just went for the first time this last year The Ferris wheel And just the Getting to Coachella does feel like home Let me go ahead and I'll never get on it I like to look at it

Starting point is 00:46:54 Have you ever been on the Ferris wheel No I got in trouble sucking dick on it And I just went on it to suck the dick Remember that James Charles situation meme Yeah that was wild It was like everyone thought James Charles was sucking that guy's dick on the and i just went on it to suck the dick that james charles situation meme yeah that was wild what it was like everyone thought james charles was sucking that guy's dick on the ferris wheel but it was like i think it was just a stranger no where the hell was i that's crazy it was so viral really yeah the rainbow tower tower that no one's ever fucking climbing up

Starting point is 00:47:18 because there's no point it's actually crazy the rainbow tower is a little unethical and no one ever talks about that it's like super fucking hot in there and then people pack like sardines and you just walk up to walk down and like everyone comes out like because like i've always seen it and like i'll ask people what's at the top like what do you see up there they go nothing you just yeah you just it's probably cool to see the people like ants and like all of coachella and whatever but it's like i'll google a drone shot because it's like you're looking through an orange window yeah yeah no not worth the climb i fucking love Coachella. Some of my favorite life's memories are Coachella,

Starting point is 00:47:47 but I don't know. I don't know. Speaking of music festivals, I spent this entire past weekend at Rolling Loud. Oh my God. To hear now, and I can't thank you enough for going out on the front lines

Starting point is 00:47:57 and gathering lore for the girls because I'm a bitch's tire, you know? I love the front lines. No, because I really was I really fucking was I used to be a rolling loud girly and I just it's special it's so fun well now it's so funny because I went there and I was like wearing a cream colored top and I was walking around and I was like oh my goodness I'm in a sea of emo kids because now it's like you know Playboy Cardi's like the breeding ground for the demographic of boys who are like chrome hearts like Mason

Starting point is 00:48:23 Mason Disick yeah like wearing Rick Owens and they have like a dying rose and like a bat in their instagram bio it's always the bat that's literally how i felt at nessa barrett they send you a text and it has like a plus sign and like asterix you know i'm saying i guess that was my unfortunately my bread and butter for a long time so um i, I felt like a little out of place because of that, but I had the best fucking time. Day one was like pretty casual. I went with Trevi. So boys lie invited me to go and they did a collab with this girl, bunny, who's the

Starting point is 00:48:56 owner of rolling loud. Like the entire festival. She is the owner. She owns it with her husband, Matt. Okay. That's what I was going to, I thought it was a guy named Matt. Yeah. Yeah. Matt and bunny. Um, so boys lie invited me. They're like, please come to rolling lab. She owns it with her husband Matt Okay that's what I was gonna I thought it was a guy named Matt Yeah yeah yeah

Starting point is 00:49:05 Matt and Bunny So Boys Lie invited me They're like please come to Rolling Loud We'd love to have you I said abso-fucking-lutely I'll be there So me, Trevi, Ty and Ari All go to Rolling Loud Day one

Starting point is 00:49:18 Pretty chill And by chill I mean like We were all ripping shots And dancing at the table And like doing our big one We took like silo gummies And it was so fucking fun but like i woke up the next day hung over as balls i had to i woke up at like 10 a.m i had no intention of going i was like i'm done i'm no i can't do day two whatever ari facetimes me he's like get up bitch we're going i was like i

Starting point is 00:49:42 like rolled over i saw like the little Blue boys lie box Little PR box And I was like I'm obligated I have to do this for the girls Girls go Correct So I woke up

Starting point is 00:49:51 Chugged a Red Bull And I was on my merry way For day two And you know Ari Was probably just so funny He is so funny In certain elements When it's like

Starting point is 00:49:58 Backstage Going like this Right Right right He loves a rich environment He loves like A fun event so he was honestly on his best behavior he was being so fucking funny but we get to day two and we go to

Starting point is 00:50:10 the table and the boys lies girls the boys lie girls are there and bunny comes over like the owner and we are just ripping shots we're all like laughing and just dancing like um all of the artists before playboy cardi are performing and we're just having like a ball. I love a ball. Having a ball. Right, we're just having a ball. And I'm just dancing, getting down, and I look over my shoulder and I'm like, oh my God, Liv from Love Island comes walking up to the table

Starting point is 00:50:36 and I'm like, fangirling. I'm sweating because I love that season. I love her and Kayla. Like, I was gagged. And like, I'm trying to be cool about it, but I'm like, I can't. Like, if I see a bitch, like, I love in person, I'm going to tell them I love them. Me too. I have no shame about it.

Starting point is 00:50:50 I'll be like, I'm literally your biggest fan. Yeah, I'm not above it. So she comes over and I, like, she hugs me and she's like, hi, I'm Liv. I'm like, oh, I know. And I hug her. I was like, I'm great. And I love your work. Literally, I was like, I'm obsessed with you.

Starting point is 00:50:59 Like, I can't even lie. Like, I love you. And she's like, oh, my God, stop. Like, I think it's so good to do that. Like, you'll get shut down now and again. And then, like, it does give you And she's like, oh, my God, stop. Like, I think it's so good to do that. Like, you'll get shut down now and again. And then, like, it does give you a bad taste of those people, you know, but. Yeah, but no, she was a sweet angel. And then, like, I'm not joking.

Starting point is 00:51:12 I left that night, like, floating on a cloud because we became like this. Like, we were, again, just, like, drinking together, dancing, having so much fun, just, like, hitting, like, some jokes. And I could not say more positive things about that girl. And then from there it just ramps the up so liv like broke the seal and then maybe 10 minutes goes by and ari goes oh my god kai's and that's right there i go what i'm gonna freak out he's not real he's like if i saw him in person i would be like no we did we stopped we sat next to him about the

Starting point is 00:51:40 streamies wait really yeah he was at the table right next to us. I don't remember my own lines. He's in the background of all my videos, and I didn't know him at the time. So, like, everybody was like, is that Kai? And now, looking back, I'm like, I hate myself. I need to ask you about not remembering my own life, actually. That reminds me. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:57 But can you please continue? Oh, my God. See? I know. So, we're sitting at the table. And mind you, also, like, because BoyzLive is,. is in with Bunny, the owner, we have the best table ever. And I just felt so... It was so lavish.

Starting point is 00:52:10 And I was just like, what the fuck am I doing here? Taking care of. I felt so out of place. So taken care of. It was like an artist section up. We had our own table. Perfect view of the stage. It was unreal.

Starting point is 00:52:20 But Ari goes, oh, my God. Kai Snatt's right there. I turn, look at my shoulder. Ari loves Kai Snatt, too. Oh, he was gagged I was gagged Yeah the robots The 30 day stream

Starting point is 00:52:28 Just who he's He's amazing at what he does I just like loved him On Jimmy Fallon Like he It was almost like It was like Kai's show And Jimmy was just there

Starting point is 00:52:35 Like Jimmy Fallon Looked like Like the guest Yeah like literally a guest So and I mean and as a fucking hustler too Because he was live streaming The entire day

Starting point is 00:52:44 So he's going around meeting fans. He's like at a food truck. He has a videographer following him the entire day. He's just live streaming 24 fucking 7. It's the hardest thing

Starting point is 00:52:52 in the world. It is crazy, but he was being so sweet just like interacting with all the fans, taking pictures, like giving everyone the time of day

Starting point is 00:53:00 and I was like, oh my God. I'm like real stand up. Does he have a girlfriend? Wait. Oh Oh he does But he was there Like that was fucking crazy And then we're still at the table

Starting point is 00:53:14 We're all having fun And Playboy Cardi's set starts And I'm not joking When I tell you People were packed in like sardines You could not fucking move You could not turn It was body to body And also I had taken silos so i'm watching his set start and i'm like oh this feels like

Starting point is 00:53:30 sacrilegious i had a mushroom moment with peso pluma at coachella where i was like on so many mushrooms that it felt like i was getting sacrificed and then i looked back at the videos and it was just like a normal set oh no that's exactly what happened but because there's like fire shooting out of cannons and shit And he's going like other people Sweat on your shoulders like just Whole nine yeah so I'm like on my mushrooms I'm looking around I'm like oh my god I'm getting sacrificed

Starting point is 00:53:53 And bunny comes up To the table and she goes guys come with me Link arms right now we're going I'm Like what going into the crowd like This seems dangerous and fucking terrifying And awful I love a bitch named Bunny. Me too. Tana, you would eat her up.

Starting point is 00:54:09 So she goes, guys, come on. So she has her security. Mind you, she's like 5'2", just like the baddest bitch you've ever seen in your life. She's like petite Polly Pocket. And she just goes, guys, come on. We link arms. We are plowing through the section. Like just fucking bodying people, throwing elbows, plowing our way through.

Starting point is 00:54:25 A 5-2 bitch is a big bodyguard is also everything. And mind you, too, it's like Playboy Cardi. All these people are fucking jumping and raging and going crazy. We're getting beat around. It was nuts. Mosh environments horrify me. Yeah, I was terrified. Like, I was getting stepped on, basically.

Starting point is 00:54:38 But I think we're going into the crowd. She takes us to this, like, fenced-off gate. And she goes, come on. Security unlocks the gate, like, opens it, brings us us through we are now backstage at playboy carding stop who did you see tell me the characters not fucking joking so we're walking through and everything's happening so fast i'm like trying to look around and take in everything but we saw sexy red she was backstage i know and you know ari was like foaming at the mouth. Oh, oh my God. I didn't even think about the fact that Ari's literally obsessed with your head. She's like, and then we saw Barney.

Starting point is 00:55:10 Dora in boots. Mr. Peanut was there. No, I wasn't tripping, but like I definitely felt a little something. Like emotions and feelings and senses were heightened. But we're walking through and like backstage and this and that. They take us right in front of the stage like it i could see playboy cardi's pores wow everything and they lead us through the crowd there i mean i guess it was like barricaded but we're still like linked up everything's happening

Starting point is 00:55:33 so fucking fast we're going through barricades like through the crowd bobbing and weaving and we get to the artist section which is like his people which was nuts who are his people so now we're in that section and we're just going crazy we are dancing we're having a good time i'm getting whipped around and then i hear wow jennifer coolidge oh i was thinking jennifer coolidge too no i wish it was owen wilson i was gagged i'm sorry i'm yeah i would do anything to see Jennifer Coolidge At Playboy Cardi I would literally give off a finger

Starting point is 00:56:11 On Orpheus a limb I feel like she would be there too For some reason I know It's so her element at all I just love Jennifer Coolidge in an element That's like a juxtaposition But anyways Owen Wilson So I'm not joking I just love Jennifer Coolidge in an element that's like, it's like a juxtaposition, you know? Yes.

Starting point is 00:56:26 But anyways, okay, Owen Wilson. So I'm not joking. I just hear, wow. And I stop dead in my tracks and I go, what? I turn over my shoulder. He's sitting there with his cowboy hat on. He has like three kids with him. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? He has my favorite nose in history of human existence.

Starting point is 00:56:41 It sucks because I love him and i love his character so much but ever since i found out about the deadbeat dad thing i'm like i can't be into it what is he a deadbeat dad yes why was he at playboy carter with three of his kids done uh because he probably make up for christmas yeah no no kidding i don't know no he has a he had a baby with a poker girl i told you guys this story on the podcast before what he had a baby with a poker girl he like plays in the games and he like but like basically she was just a poker girl. He, like, plays in the games. And he, like, basically, she was just, like, a girl, I guess, at one of the events. They maybe, like, dated for a second.

Starting point is 00:57:10 But she had a baby. And he will not claim the baby. It's said that he pays, like, $70,000 a month in child support, which is slight. But has never met the child. Will not go near the child. Like, the kid apparently looks exactly like him. She's a little girl. These men this ben simmons or like griffin like griffin oh my god i just almost got a lawsuit sorry ben simmons literally i'm sorry ben simmons but it's so sad and like i i'm not a hundred percent sure on all

Starting point is 00:57:41 the details but like that's like yeah and she looks just like him i see yeah there was no daughter there no daughter at playboy well she's a baby she's like four or something it's like stormy at astroworld yeah oh my god that's oh wow well page like such a bummer because yeah No keep going Sorry that Like I didn't mean To ruin your story But No I mean

Starting point is 00:58:07 Owen Wilson's still an icon But he plays all these Like amazing father figures And like just like Such a Truly just Not to always bring it Back to our guy

Starting point is 00:58:15 But that's why I love Adam Sandler Like playing that guy But then also being that guy And I guess theoretically You don't have to You're just acting you know But

Starting point is 00:58:21 Like that's Disheartening to know that It's a bummer like if you found out like that matthew mcconaughey was like a shitty guy yeah like there's certain men that just like vince vaughn oh vince is so hot he's one of my like ogs yeah i know what a let down yeah that's why i know but i guess it's still like he's a see him It doesn't matter It's still iconic to see him On that Playboy card He's going Fiend Fiend

Starting point is 00:58:46 Fiend I'm like what the fuck That's a I would be tripping Like mushrooms too Like just like So I'm still shrooming Well shrooming's crazy

Starting point is 00:58:57 I'm still on shrooms No you can take it Off silos that you see God one time I was at Billie Eilish And I was like I am ocean eyes I was on like 30 silos

Starting point is 00:59:04 No I'm not joking I thought it was Travis Scott for a second So like i was like i am ocean eyes i was on like 30 silos no i'm not joking i thought it was travis scott for a second so like whatever we're still in the artist section bunny's like okay come on like let's go to my house i go what and she's like i have like a little house here it's like no big deal like on site at rolling loud where is rolling loud um inglewood so near sofi stadium okay like right near there um and she goes come on so we go back through the crowd playboy carter brings out the weekend also like they do the song timeless it was nuts i'm not joking like i'm on shrooms i'm levitating rose but we're going through like the barricades blah blah and mind you in the beginning i was like i feel like this is sacrilegious i feel like i'm gonna get

Starting point is 00:59:37 sacrificed we're going through the barricades and all of a sudden i look down and there's this man who's like stiff as a board like literally getting like carried out on a stretcher I'm like oh no Jesus so now my shrooms I'm like oh I'm dying like I'm absolutely dying that is crazy though like it's I would go in my little Zan days and it checks out they had to pause the show like three different times to be like everyone take a fucking step back yeah people get pressed up against the barricades like actually packed in like fucking sardines and people can't move people can't fucking breathe it's so terrifying so they had to pause the show three separate times but i just love things for girls and gay people

Starting point is 01:00:14 like it just people just feel lighter it just feels you know yeah like i said it's the rick owens boys yeah the rick owens boys who have like the dying rose emoji in their bio. So yeah. But yeah. And then Bunny like brought us backstage to her trailer and we were all just in there like and she was like, yeah,

Starting point is 01:00:31 there's gonna be like a little after party here. Like you guys should stick around. And I'm like, wait, it's playboy. How are you gonna go? Did he? I didn't stay.

Starting point is 01:00:39 What's worse? Rick Owens, bat emoji, bio son or frat son? Frat son. Frat son. Frat son. I just saw one of my friends taking all of her sons to rolling loud and she her like eight year old was wearing a big ass hoodie that said like whole lot of cough syrup and i was like oh my god if this is my kid frat son is just scary because it's like are they gonna roofie someone you know that's like i have nothing to

Starting point is 01:01:02 say to you brad from kappa Sigma Chi or whatever the fuck. Right. And that's true. And that's like the first half of my body count, honestly. They're just like jumping. I only know because Janet just made me go through it. We should pie chart our body counts. I don't want to.

Starting point is 01:01:18 What do you mean pie chart? What kind of pie chart would you make? Like, just like a pie chart. I was thinking Venn diagram. I go, hmm. That could also. There's some crossover for sure. Oh, a pie chart. I was thinking Venn diagram. I go, hmm. That could also, there's some crossover for sure. Brooke, I want to ask you about something.

Starting point is 01:01:29 Okay. So the other day, going through my TikTok, and one of Bebe's TikToks comes on my For You page. And obviously, I'm watching it. It's the two of you being as cute as ever. I just love the Bebe and Brooke edits, by the way. Just, you guys are my favorite. And so I'm watching, and then you guys are going to catch. And now I'm like, I'm locked in for the lore. Be and brooke at catch like this is you know what i mean this is

Starting point is 01:01:48 our former workplace yeah it's like me in vegas i don't know how to explain it it's just you guys are in one of your elements and then you start telling this story about how kylie jenner was at catch and then i walked into catch and then you seat me by kylie jenner and i go and i sit and i talk to her and And I'm watching this TikTok. And at first, I'm like, I literally don't remember this at all. And then all of a sudden, I do remember the one flash. Like, you were sitting at the birdcage table. And you were talking about how that's where Kylie was sitting.

Starting point is 01:02:15 And I, like, remember it slightly. What happened? I'm so confused because, like, I'm pretty sure even the viewers right now will be like, Tana, you've literally told that story before. Like, this is something we talk about, I feel like, all the time. Maybe because Ari, that was my first time ever meeting Ari. It was you in a group. And I remember Kylie sat at 301 and I sat you guys at 320,

Starting point is 01:02:37 which is actually just literally as far as the camera. And I was like, I did it on purpose. And I texted beforehand. I was like, hey, seating you guys at the table next to Kylie, which poor Kylie's probably never going to go back there, but I don't work there anymore. You sat there. She called you over.

Starting point is 01:02:53 I think you just, like, said hi or something. I remember sitting with her, but I guess what it is is that now, especially that I'm sober, I look back at my Rolodex of interactions with Kylie, and they make me want to die because I want to say that Tina has met Kylie four times and Tana has met Kylie one time. And it's like she always has been so nice to like talk to me. But it's like, what did I say?

Starting point is 01:03:20 Is it like charity work kind of talking like that's nice, sweetie? One hundred percent. Duh. Obviously. Is it like charity work kind of talking? Like, that's nice, sweetie. 100% duh, obviously. But it's like, I just, there's this one time where I like, I have like four flashes of it. But we're both at a Sophia Richie event. And then they put everyone who was like invited to the event at like two tables at a club. I don't remember which club. I think it was like Bootsy Bellows.

Starting point is 01:03:40 And Tyler, remember, had styled me. And I'm wearing this big blue blazer with shoulder pads like I look like Doug Dimmadome and biker shorts and then like a big silver cowboy belt around the I remember I see this image in my head right now by the way yes and then like I was talking to her for like 30 minutes and I have no idea what I said like the first time we ever met too we were both walking into Coachella like artists and I go over and I take a photo and I said. Like the first time we ever met too, we were both walking into Coachella like artists and I go over and I take a photo and I remember Brad Sousa had asked Travis Scott

Starting point is 01:04:10 for a selfie and he said no. And then Kylie said yes to me. So I was like gagged. And then we walked in talking, but I was shit faced like by the time arriving even to Coachella. And I like just don't remember it at all. And I don't know, it just makes me want to die.

Starting point is 01:04:21 Like what has Tina said to Kylie Jenner? But we just saw her, we just saw her at Stas' birthday. And she was so, like, she was, like, so sweet and, like, wanted to talk to you, I feel like, a lot. I think that that's the only interaction I claim. Because I remember it all. I'll never, my favorite part of that interaction that I just love, I was telling Amari about it the other day. Because I was talking about how I don't remember all of these, like, 35-minute conversations I've had with Kylie Jenner. Which is enough to make A grown woman kill herself

Starting point is 01:04:45 And I was saying that We were talking with Carter B and Victoria And I said like Yada yada gives me So much anxiety And Kylie goes

Starting point is 01:04:55 What's that? Like I'll never forget it Like I said Like blank gives me So much anxiety And Kylie dead ass goes What is that? And then I had to explain

Starting point is 01:05:04 Anxiety to her And then she was She's just never experienced it She, what is that? And then I had to explain anxiety to her. And then she was never experienced it. She's like, oh, no, I swear to God, I explained anxiety to her. And she just goes, oh, like as if she'd learned a new term. I just feel like how could she ever regret an interaction? It's like, you're welcome. Seriously. She could pull down her pants and shit on the floor in the middle of a club.

Starting point is 01:05:21 And it would be like, woohoo. Crowd's going wild. So true. It's so true. Dude, did I ever tell you about myhoo! Crowd's going wild. So true. It's so true. Dude, did I ever tell you about my catch story with Kylie? No, tell now. Oh my gosh. Sorry, I'm like all these tangents. No, I love a tangent.

Starting point is 01:05:33 Okay, so this was like when I first moved to LA and my roommate was talking to a basketball player for the Suns. At the time... Is it one I just apologized to? Oh, Ben Simmons? No! No, no, no. And at the time, it when i just apologized to oh benjamin no no no okay so and at the time kendall jenner is dating devin booker so the guy that she's talking to invites us to go to like a basketball game here uh wherever the fuck they play whatever center and we go we're watching the

Starting point is 01:06:00 game we're like we're driving home back to our apartment and he calls her and he's like hey come to catch right now and she's like honestly we're almost home like we're tired blah blah and he's like no just we come like it's chill we have like a room rented out blah blah it's cool and she's like i don't know like we'll have to think about it we fully get back to the apartment we're like debating for 20 minutes if we even go and we're like looking online and we're like catch closes in 20 minutes like we're not even able to order food like what the fuck is this guy saying sounds so good right now that sounds insane the hell roll what is it hellfire what i caused for kylie that day so then he's he's like calling her again he's like just come just fucking come i'll order you

Starting point is 01:06:42 a car get your ass here and she's like fine fine so we submit fucking come. I'll order you a car. Get your ass here. And she's like, fine, fine. So we submit. Please. And we get to catch. We pull up. There's no one in there. We walk into the restaurant. It's empty. It's closed.

Starting point is 01:06:51 So now we're like catch after hours. And we get escorted up to the top floor or wherever the fuck. There's like a private room. We walk in and I'm not joking. We get into this room. There's a table full of Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott, Justin Bieber, Hailey Bieber, Kim Kardashian. And then like I think like Khloe might have been there or like I don't know. Some other Kardashian.

Starting point is 01:07:17 Oh, Kendall was there, obviously, because Devin Booker. So it was the whole Suns basketball team and the Kardashians. Bieber. Bieber. We got to talk about Hailey Kardashians. Bieber. Bieber. We got to talk about Hailey too. Oh yeah, we got to get into that. But I'm not joking. And mind you, like I'm fresh as fuck to LA.

Starting point is 01:07:34 I was shitting my draws. Shitting my fucking draws. How do you even like just sit there? Like no one, Tina would have been fucking doing a toast. Tina would have been singing like Pia Mia. Oh my God. Catching this would be so crazy though. Like you worked there in the perfect time where it was just like the most insane celebrity hotspot. It was.

Starting point is 01:07:53 It was so exciting. I think that's why I love that job so much is because like I was new to LA and like the excitement of going in and like, like you get like a report at the beginning of every shift, like of all the important people who are coming. So you'd go in and be like, okay, Justin, Kylie, Haley, like all these people are coming tonight and you'd like the whole night be like when's he coming so exciting crazy so we walk in and like there's a whole long table like a big table just full of the Kardashians and Haley Bieber Justin Bieber

Starting point is 01:08:20 like whatever and then I'm sat at a table like adjacent to it but it's like a smaller table so it's me my roommate and then the guy that she's talking to from the team and like a few other people and we're sitting there minding our business and by minding our business I mean like shaking in my fucking boots you're dropping galore I would become Horton here's a who to see what Bieber was talking about I'm not kidding I had like a Dixie cup with a string but i'm shaking i'm like spilling my drink i'm like and no because that feels like a biblical painting almost it is like it's one thing when it's like yeah when it's that we are so we're so lost we're like biblical painting and it's just like justin and kim kardashian at a table like we have to grow up it's not it's it

Starting point is 01:09:01 not being one of them it's like it being Kim and fucking Kylie And Kendall and Justin and Hailey It felt like some Greek mythology shit Yeah like the Met Gala or something So I'm sitting at this table and then all of a sudden Devin Booker comes up And Kendall comes up and they sit And Devin sits and she sits on his lap and she is sitting right next to me

Starting point is 01:09:19 I couldn't even look up I couldn't even make eye contact She is you I would just apologize off rip No I'm not joking I'm just like Straight I'm just looking straight ahead I can't even make eye contact She's You I would just Apologize off rip No I'm not joking I'm just like Straight I'm just looking straight ahead I can't even like look over

Starting point is 01:09:29 I'm like And she's like Guys let's take a shot I'm like Oh my god So they pour us around a shot So we all take a shot I took a shot with Kendall Jenner

Starting point is 01:09:37 It's fine I was On cloud fucking 20 I was on cloud 20 And then They're like Okay after here like after this dinner we're all gonna go to bootsy bellows i'm like fuck yes get in the car la used to be so fun

Starting point is 01:09:51 it was dude it was so fucking fun and like i wouldn't believe me either this all sounds fucking fabricated now it's like right bleep both of those names So we all roll out We have like 10 black cars Just lined up we all file out of like the Back entrance we get in these cars And we drive to Bootsy and we're staked out there For like 15 minutes like while we wait and someone Like goes in to assess the tables

Starting point is 01:10:17 And the vibe and whatever So we're in this car and I'm like shaking I'm like rocking back and forth Did Justin go? Justin went So now we all shuffle into Bootsy it's Kendall me my roommate the suns basketball team Justin Bieber and Hailey fucking Bieber what does he do in the club so this is a great segue into the Selena Hailey combo because I'm not joking Kendall was up she was like dancing she was being fun of course didn't talk to her didn't utter a word because I was so intimidated. I look over and Justin

Starting point is 01:10:47 and Hailey are sitting next to each other in a booth by themselves, not speaking a word. When I tell you they're like this. Every time I have ever seen them in person, obviously they talk. I'm like, do they? I feel like I see them talk.

Starting point is 01:11:04 And I don't know these people so it's like I just really need to like be heavy on that I just want to say obviously when we're talking about the Hayley Selena Justin of it all we're talking about this documentary right yeah it's the YouTube video I think it was like it's an old YouTube video but now it's been made into a seven part TikTok series 7d part oh yeah 70 I mean it's i've been seeing so many parts maybe there's seven parts yeah there's so so much fucking discourse it's crazy because somebody who hates hayley and opened up Final Cut Pro, and took the time. I would sue them so hard, so Amber Heard style.

Starting point is 01:11:53 I would be at the Hailey Bieber, the outfits, Blazer, Doug Dimmadome style. I would be in court. I would be fucking furious. But dude, the shit I'm seeing, I'm not joking, this could be like the script for a horror movie.

Starting point is 01:12:03 It's giving like misery with Kathy Bates. I'm not kidding This could be like The script for a horror movie It's giving like Misery with Kathy Bates I'm not kidding Like someone call her There is a possibility That I'm not seeing The same things That you guys are Because this

Starting point is 01:12:11 This story Or like The whole concept Like recirculates Like often And I have no doubt In my mind That Hayley was a fan

Starting point is 01:12:20 And like she would show up Where Justin is But like to me That's not like The craziest thing in the world Because like That's what fans do That's not the me that's not like the craziest Thing in the world because like that's what Fans do that's not the craziest thing in the World the craziest thing in the world is her

Starting point is 01:12:29 Copying Selena and wanting to like wear Her skin okay so I agree with that but then But then also like another problem that I have is Like all the time when people will say that They'll show me like Haley wore pink or like Selena wore pink Haley wore pink I agree with that I will say that The tattoos the tattoos.

Starting point is 01:12:45 The tattoos, I think, is weird. Tattoos are crazy. Made me feel something that I haven't felt towards all of this. Like, especially the initial behind the ear. And, like, the. And. I mean, the J on the ring finger. It's like you're marrying the man.

Starting point is 01:12:57 Duh. The initial behind the ear. The cooking show. Yeah. I was going to say the cooking show. Is bar for bar. Yup. The interviews that she does. Like. The interviews, to me, I feel like you could do that with any two people. Maybe. Cooking show Yep I was gonna say The cooking show Is bar for bar Yep The interviews that she does

Starting point is 01:13:06 The interviews to me I feel like you could do that With any two people Maybe But it is very Like there are A lot of parallels The cooking show

Starting point is 01:13:14 And the tattoos Gave me more so Gone girl vibes Than anything else Like Where I was like Damn But the cooking show

Starting point is 01:13:21 They just showed the clip Where they're like Yes this is my real kitchen No my grandma Kitchen no my grandma The grandma's in there cooking with them She's putting the pan into the oven she goes Okie dokie here's the thing as well When you have

Starting point is 01:13:32 Ops that are also famous Okay No matter what people want to Say in my opinion You are aware of what your famous Ops are doing if they're in their big things coming eras right like if tomorrow alissa violet did something she's my you know that's the that's the off the top up that's my off the top off red fish blue fish one fish two fish um my

Starting point is 01:13:58 off the top up is alissa violet and it's like if tomorrow she did some big shit If she was back in her Me and rice in a house with like eight floors Pulling up that top era I would know about it and I would refrain From identically doing it And in my opinion It's not deniable For Hayley to be like

Starting point is 01:14:19 I didn't know Selena had these tattoos Or I didn't know she I'm not a denier by any means But I think like more than Half of it is a stretch but then The other half is like oh shit and it's like Even if she's not aware of it if Tomorrow like for example as well

Starting point is 01:14:33 Like her cooking show it's not like she set up A g7x on a tripod in the kitchen There's 97 people Producing it even her in my bathroom show It's not her bathroom it's a set there's 90 people Working on it yada yada if tomorrow I was like devin i want to i'm trying to think of something that my ops do but you know what i mean like if i want to go on tiktok live and get galaxies start beef with bad baby yeah if tomorrow i wanted to have a bust down wig and get ready for nothing in my room every day as content, someone might, you know, alert me that someone that I have beef with is also doing that.

Starting point is 01:15:11 I don't know how to explain that. It's just like, dude. And also just maybe I'm wrong. And I love Haley Bieber. I know that's the issue that I have here, too, is like, oh, fuck. I love it. I saw a comment, too, that was like, if a man was doing this to a woman, if the roles were reversed, everyone would be like,

Starting point is 01:15:26 this man is a fucking creep because also, there's literal proof of her DMing like a fan account, like a Justin Bieber fan account. It's the only date night in LA. We actually know the girl well.

Starting point is 01:15:36 Which is crazy. Which is crazy. But DMing this girl being like, where is he staying? What hotel is he at? Getting a room at the hotel or like going to dinner

Starting point is 01:15:44 in the hotel, plotting and waiting for this man to like just interact i so agree that it's weird but i don't doubt that you would do it for timothy chalamet and i would do it for adam sandler no i think that i wouldn't do that for someone because everyone would be like put tana mojo behind bars but i think that if i was in the position to do what hayaley did, like if I knew Justin maybe thought I was cute or I'd hooked up with him before. Like did she just final boss it? That's my takeaway. And like, I'm not denying it.

Starting point is 01:16:13 I think it's like for sure accurate. And I think it's like a crazy story. But I also like, is it just like the most, the biggest success story we've ever seen? But also I saw someone like in the TikTok comments being like, also you have to think about and consider like this is just what we know and what we've seen so it's like how much was she doing behind the scenes like stalking this man trying to be like selena dming fan accounts it's wild but i guess my takeaway is that she final boss it's not like

Starting point is 01:16:40 it didn't work it would be it would be one thing if it didn't work. I think she got the man, but at what cost? I will say that like so much of the things that she gets hate for are like not her. Like, for example, how he was with Selena like very close prior to when they like his final breakup with Selena date wise. Then being very close to when her and him got engaged or married or whatever. Like, and what's she going to do? Say no no I know Truthfully like we'll never know the intricacies Of both of their relationships and

Starting point is 01:17:09 The overlaps and the timelines so Maybe like that has Nothing to do with anything um And we don't know the truth this is all just like Whatever the fuck we see and take online But also like A little weird Hayley Bieber is so much better Than so many people in the regard that if that, if this was happening about me, I would have a crash out that would be in history books.

Starting point is 01:17:31 No. I would need witness protection program. No. Like, I would come online and just start airing everybody. But that's the thing. It's like, can she air anyone out? Or is she afraid of being aired out? Think about the shit she probably knows about Selena.

Starting point is 01:17:46 I'm gathering that you're a Hailey Bieber hater. That's what I'm gathering from this. Not a hater, but like, I like Selena more. I don't think there should, because I like them both. But I think that it's like, imagine the tea Hailey Bieber has on Selena. Like, if I were in her position, I would be like, if I'm going down. I think do you ever like but something will happen to you or even like on the smallest scale when like there's a

Starting point is 01:18:09 narrative about you and like it the people could not be more wrong but it's like yes it appears one way and it is not that way right so she's smart she's gonna go on patreon release like a 10-part series or just like I don't know I would have to get in on it somehow like i would i you know i don't know what it like b a for halloween from pll make the next road lip color stalker sexy suave did you also see her though like when selena had her album release party at a restaurant in la like she goes to the restaurant it's just kind of i don't know it's just weird girl behavior we will never ever know because i'm trying i'm even just thinking about like threads about us for example right i was just saying when i look at our threads if we were to go read all of the things about us i would say that 35 of the things are true yeah right and so i'm sure that with this hayley justin selena

Starting point is 01:19:01 situation on like a way bigger scale that only like maybe 50% of this all is true. Like maybe she really was just at that restaurant. I mean, we're just talking about the fact that even in LA there was a time where it was only five restaurants, right? That every celebrity went to, whether it was Craig's or Catch or whatever. Like a lot of these could, the DMs to the fan account

Starting point is 01:19:20 do solidify this. That's the only thing where I'm like, ah shit, I can't keep doing And the tattoos in the cooking show to me i'm just like damn we don't where was the oversight where was the production where it gets me when there's things that are like like that's a totally normal thing to say like we're comparing okie dokies yeah like no no i'm saying tattoos and i'm saying nana in the kitchen but like they both have a grandma who cooks like we all have grandmas who cook i'm like i don't my mind doesn't either but you know what i mean like though it's not like she said her grandma fucking like break dances she said my grandma cooks so obviously we have some

Starting point is 01:19:57 divide but you know what i mean like i it's not i'm not even saying like one side or the other i just feel like there is like a level to it where it's like you, everyone's reaching like a little bit too far. Like there's no doubt in my mind that like she was a fan first. And like, to me it's like, okay, maybe that's creepy. But I personally like,

Starting point is 01:20:14 damn, like she nailed it. That's final boss. That's fan final boss. You, you finished the task. Yeah. She hit submit and post on the Wattpad,

Starting point is 01:20:23 you know, like she locked in her answer and we all have Wattpad You know She locked in her answer And we all have to suffer You know They've got Jack Blues He's going to the road Pop up with her Selena's with Benny Blanco

Starting point is 01:20:32 People are up in arms Arguably about nothing I know But now Justin's Going through it I can't even pretend That's real And I know

Starting point is 01:20:41 It may be real I just love him So much So parasocially I don't help at all i just whatever i love him more than anything and genuinely like hayley and selena aside i i really hope he's okay and i hope he's safe i hope he's doing well like genuinely it's just like whole life story like he was robbed of so fucking much while all he was trying to do it it's still to this day was give his gift to the world and so over

Starting point is 01:21:07 analyzed and i can't imagine trying to deal with any of that and even be a normal person and i'm sure and it's just like it does suck for hayley as well like i i understand yes like she might have done some crazy shit but she obviously loves this man like so much and again we just don't know we don't know that like and we even hear things through the grapevine about all these people in la or people who like i know so many people who are one person away from all these people and i've heard so much tea that i could try to also put together and figure it out but at the end of the day like we don't know these people yeah and even if we did we're not them like it's a you know it's the reality of the situation is like we'll never

Starting point is 01:21:41 fucking know unless we're like i can't believe it just keeps fucking resurfacing like is it gonna resurface a hundred times well this exact same thing happened like i want to say exactly a year ago it feels like and when it like all of a sudden she just like if something happened or like something with road where it was like oh my god she's like the most desirable amazing person ever and i was like wow that was quick like i love that i just like i really i can't even express it enough if i were i always in these situations try to think like what i would do if i were in the position of the accused and like when i would have these just out of a millennium no this one's hard this i will say like this i think this one like is close to home to me because

Starting point is 01:22:21 like i just am permanently permanently embarrassed just by everything always and this feels like the most embarrassing thing to get exposed for ever. You know what I mean? She wants such a defender. I'm literally getting red thinking about it. There's two. Her digital footprint is so crazy.

Starting point is 01:22:41 I would have to go online and make a 50 part series being like this is why I'm innocent And I'm not crazy and weird If I was Hailey Bieber I would actually wait Till Justin was like In the kitchen And I would just go live

Starting point is 01:22:52 And then I would just Be live for 10 and a half hours Like just I'm not even kidding Cause it's like What do you do or say And it's so I've always said this

Starting point is 01:23:01 But I find it so wild That the celebrity culture And media And PR That the answer is to just never address. And maybe that is why celebrities remain celebrity. And there is an awesome rule to the 1% and to being above it all and to never addressing just as someone who can't and won't and never has. Even lately in life, I've been trying to pick and choose the things I address because I'm trying to enter this new era where I pick and choose the things that I address and give energy to because I know my truth. And sometimes I can look back in the past and there's a lot of things that I crashed out over or addressed online.

Starting point is 01:23:37 And looking back, it was like I sank to that low energy. I didn't need to do all that. I know who I am and I'm secure in that I know my truth like I think there is a power to being like I told my truth and my truth is my truth and my truth is my truth and my truth is my truth yeah and also I guess if she did go online and made a whole fucking 50 part series there's like all the discourse around it is just like attracting more attention and views and energy towards it so maybe she just wants to like let the dust settle completely and just ignore it until it's like the brad angelina jennifer timeline like there's

Starting point is 01:24:12 it is the one of our decade and obviously everyone who's invested in this would do anything for benny selena hayley and justin to sit around jada penkett's fucking table and just talk it out and you know but like why it's their own lives i just wish i knew i wish i knew knew you know what i and to sit around Jada Pinkett's fucking table and just talk it out. But like, why? It's their own lives. I just wish I knew. I wish I knew knew. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just inferring.

Starting point is 01:24:30 It is hard. And I like fight demons because who I am innately is to just be honest and fucking say what's on my mind and speak about everything and whatever. Like, I hate seeing comments about like, talk about this and knowing that I'm not because it's not who I am. But I think it's a part of growth. Yeah, of growth yeah and just deciding what to give your energy to especially

Starting point is 01:24:49 when like something is just so not worth it and i feel like the more you do address things and try to resolve every issue even if it is something as small as you talk with your hands too much then it's like you're just going to be so hyper focused on people commenting on everything that you fucking do and say and the way you act and it's like the more you do that you're just going to be so hyper-focused on people commenting on everything that you fucking do and say and the way you act. And it's like, the more you do that, you're going to send yourself into a fucking spiral. And you're going to become so obsessed with that. Each new thing opens a new can of worms. And sometimes it's like, why?

Starting point is 01:25:14 You're going to address the way that you fucking blink and chew and talk and walk. It's like, you can't. You just can't. My feet are big, dude. And I have a blinking problem. I have a tic-tac tumor, dude. Harry Jowsey's dating Lucy Hale. What the fuck?

Starting point is 01:25:28 What a blunt rotation. I saw that it's like a, like it was like an official announcement. Like, like a press release. I believe that. Well, I believe it because I saw her in the elevator.

Starting point is 01:25:39 I need to know like how the fuck the two of them met, what they even talk about, how this even happened. Yeah, that's like the really underlying question. He's like, how did they come to be? Not that they'd be a bad couple, but I mean, I don't know. I guess it starts a conversation of, you know, can men change and whatever.

Starting point is 01:25:55 And I don't want to sound at all like, like I understand how many people are angry about the things that Harry Jowsey has done and like with women and like whatever. Like I'm not like negating how people feel or anything just as someone who has like spent a decent amount of time with him it's not like he walks into a house guns ablaze and he's like i'm gonna play women and like he doesn't present as a bad person like he's very sweet and very funny and like fun and like i guess all the people just being how could this happen like i don't know he's seven feet tall and just has an australian accent charisma all the people just being, how could this happen? I don't know. He's seven feet tall. And has an Australian accent, charisma. All the people being like, I can't believe people are still dating him.

Starting point is 01:26:31 Are the same people... Have you never been played by a guy who was seemingly amazing? I have. Not even amazing, too. That's the worst part. Played by a guy who was garbage. He's funny. He's smart. Again, I'm not trying to go

Starting point is 01:26:45 Like full apologist But I'm just saying I could totally see How he could like Win over Lucy Hale But I wonder How this is gonna go Maybe it's gonna be like

Starting point is 01:26:52 Really shock us Maybe she's really Gonna change him Again he's very funny That makes me feel like She has like a crazy Sense of humor now Which is like

Starting point is 01:26:58 Cool to know about Lucy Hale She's always been my favorite I love her It's just so wild It's like I don't even know how to explain it. It just feels like an unlikely duo. I don't think it's like a bad couple or anything.

Starting point is 01:27:09 It just feels like, wait, how do you guys know each other? Mm-hmm. Just shocking. It's like you dated a rock. She dated somebody else. Wait, I think she dated Matt Rife. What? Lucy Hale dated Matt Rife.

Starting point is 01:27:18 Yeah, I think she dated Matt Rife. Oh, this needs to be a way bigger part of the conversation. No, actually, I think she it wait let me let me fact check let me fact check this didn't matt rife also date kate beckinsale yes oh my god yeah that's wild that's just it's so wild the crossover of la like we both dated a guy who dated Kate Beckinsale. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:27:46 That was humbling to go from Kate Beckinsale to me. Bad on him. I don't even know who Kate Beckinsale is. Really? You would know her

Starting point is 01:27:51 if you saw her. I also confused her with the Spice Girl. What's the one? Victoria Beckham. Beckinsale. Beckham. Yeah, that's crazy.

Starting point is 01:28:00 Wait, Lucy Hale. I guess like Matt Rife and Harry Jowsey are like cut from the same cloth. Yeah. I think Matt Rife and Harry Jowsey are like Cut from the same cloth I think Matt Rife's way worse No no you wouldn't though Because we know

Starting point is 01:28:11 I guess that's true I have a very different Perception of Harry Jowsey Yeah but Matt Rife has the same like you meet him Like he's charismatic like your mom would love him Vibes But probably because he wants to fuck your mom I don't know I felt victims are like everybody in the conversation so yeah because give me a guy who can like make me laugh and use one good sat word i'm folding every time yeah i guess that's so true landon barker's going on

Starting point is 01:28:37 tour with the fray i just saw him the other night at tenants is he really everywhere he's everywhere he's everything everywhere do you think he like Brought a resurgence To that song? Yes 100% I think that A lot of the comments I see on that song

Starting point is 01:28:50 And videos of that song Are like this youngest Newest generation Being like Put on to the song Because of it Which is so crazy I'm like

Starting point is 01:28:57 The phrase biggest fan I like can't imagine A world where like Do you think he's gonna be On stage going like this? It's so funny Because Kyla and I Got tickets to the tour

Starting point is 01:29:05 before they announced Landon Barker. And now I'm going to be sitting there like, do they build a bathroom set? And then he comes out. I know he kind of makes music, Landon, but it's like... I remember when he did Coachella. What? Landon Barker did Coachella.

Starting point is 01:29:19 What? Like performed at Coachella. With Machine Gun Kelly. Lauren. L-O-R-E-N. Lauren's special performed at Coachella? With Machine Gun Kelly? Lauren. Hello, Artie and Lauren's special guest at Coachella. Lauren Gray. I kind of like that he's carrying it home for the family right now, though. Like, I will say, like, Landon Barker and The Fray on tour.

Starting point is 01:29:36 And The Fray is smart for that. It's more wholesome than The Fray. He's like, leave me out of this. It was taking me. It was taking everything in me to not like go up to him and ask like, where's Alabama? What's she doing? Like 100%.

Starting point is 01:29:48 How long she's at her vanity? What do you mean? Where's Alabama? And I want to be so real. Like, is she okay though? Like, is she breathing? Does she have a pulse? Everything I've known about Landon, like it's not like I've ever been really personally

Starting point is 01:29:59 close with Landon, but I have been close with a lot of people who are personally close with Landon. So we'd be in the same proximity a lot. And I genuinely feel like him and Alabama like operate in their own completely different worlds I feel like she's really protective of her though that's true that's true it's funny I was with someone the other day that was like gonna go to Landon and he was like you know Tana can't come because you know and I was like you're real for that yeah like it's not like him and I ever had personal beef but like keep it all in the family no he came up to us at saucy's birthday and he was like seriously i don't remember my own life

Starting point is 01:30:29 what do you mean you said you like said something to him too and you're like oh well i didn't even i didn't mean to be oh no and then we had a nice conversation yeah oh my i always like seriously tana and you were like oh sorry no exactly and it's it's always the thing that i do too where i think someone's Going to go way harder Than they do Like he came up on Some Seriously Tana

Starting point is 01:30:48 And I was like I stand on it I don't know I stand on it And then he was like Ah it's fine And I was like Like I always will

Starting point is 01:30:53 Like come in so hot To someone No he was super nice But Who did I just do that to Where I like thought Oh Nick Vile No no

Starting point is 01:31:00 That's not what happened Jojo I'm just making shit up So many people I'm like Jojo Alabama No it's fine You guys we're about To head on over To the Patreon We have some things No, that's not what happened. JoJo? I'm just making shit up. So many people are like, JoJo, Alabama. No, it's fine. You guys, we're about to head on over to the Patreon.

Starting point is 01:31:08 We have some things to react to that are viral in the media and a few tangents and stories that are a little wild. But I just want to say thank you to everybody. The fact that we are about to leave on tour again, just as Canceled gets older and older, it feels like this community that has really stuck with us. And I just cannot thank the people that is really stuck with us and i just like cannot thank the people enough for really sticking with us and even in my life just being able to

Starting point is 01:31:31 tour in australia or london or whatever like 10 fucking years later and bring my best friends and fucking kill it and i'm just like i i couldn't be more grateful and i couldn't be more excited and it feels nice to be on the gray couch where it all began and i just i love you guys and i love you guys i love you guys thank you for having me back on it's been a fucking minute it feels right though we love you guys we love you come to the patreon where i'm gonna say the word every four seconds so that it hopefully doesn't oh i'm actually gonna do that wow bye

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