Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 117: BROOKE ADDRESSES HER PLASTIC SURGERY CANCELLATION - Ep.117

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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I know it's so out of control. The girls who get it, I thank you, but it's brutal. Hi. Hey. How are you, chicken? I am better than ever. How are you? I'm also better than ever. I'm having a great day. It's so funny that we, I mean, you especially,

like you made a Coachella collection with White Fox, right? And like me too, I just never thought in a million years I wouldn't be going to Coachella. And we just went to like a Coachella gifting suite, took corsets and like, we're going to wear them on tour. We're not going to Coachella. I know. Have you, has the FOMO set in for you at all? Okay. I'm not going to lie to you. I've been doing really good. I've been really strong. I had to decide that I was going to treat myself with something for opting out of it. And I decided that – and you kind of inspired me, you know. You said blefchella, right?

Oh, yeah. We'll get into that. And we'll get into that. But I decided I'm going to get myself a couch instead of Coachella. So I just keep – couchchella, if you will. I keep envisioning myself on this couch and I'm like to get myself a couch instead of Coachella. So I just keep – I keep – Couchchella, if you will. I keep envisioning myself on this couch and I'm like, this is so good. It's a lifelong piece. Like you're going to get this couch.

It costs the same. It's whatever, right? And then today I was – you and I filmed a YouTube video with your White Fox collection doing like a little haul. And I was editing it. So I'm already kind of in the mindset just looking at these outfits whatever Mario Selman comes over and he's like the tale is all this time of me being sorry of me being a Bloomingdale's like everyone just comes over and steals outfits for whatever they need so Mario has a full rolling rack in my closet and he's grabbing things from sections as if we're at Nordstrom and he's like like putting together all, and Mario's a girl, right? Like maxi skirts and corsets galore.

If you will. Yes. And as I'm seeing Mario in all these pieces that like if I were going to Coachella, like I would wear that belt, you know? And then I'm like, oh my God, this is like my Attico boots were out to play, you know? And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sad.

And then we go to this gifting suite and like all the girls there are like, you're gonna go, You have to go. Like I'm so ready for Coachella. And I'm like, oh my God. Well, Coachella is always going to be there. And what's stopping you from wearing that maxi skirt in London? Those chaps.

You know what I mean? Like you have Coachella right now in the studio. That's true. That is true. Literally even today getting dressed for this gifting suite, I feel like normally when I'm going to Coachella, I'm like so invested in those outfits and like tired that I'll show up to these gifting suites and like sweatpants. But then today I was like, I'm going to dress like I'm at Coachella cause I can't go.

And it's like, it's my favorite thing in the world. And I'm like really sad. It's my favorite thing in the world too. But it's like I said, it's always going to be there. And also there are so many festivals now that like we can go to Lollapalooza. We could go to Oceaga.

We could go to, I know. Outside lands or something. I don't even know where that is. go to Lollapalooza. We could go to Oceaga. We could go to... I know. Outside Lands or something. I don't even know where that is. Nothing is the same as Coachella, though. I don't know how to explain that. The air is different. The time of year is different.

The drama. The things you witness. I was just... Have I ever told the Trevi Charlie Sheen story on Canceled? I think I have. I think you have. I know I've heard it. I just don't...

I can't remember. Oh, you have told it on Canceled. Yeah, we lost Trevi at Coachella and we found her with Charlie Sheen and he was like helping her look for her phone. And it was the craziest moment of my life. And I was just telling that story because the White Fox girls were asking like craziest thing I've seen at Coachella. And that was the first thing that came to mind.

I was like, oh, my God, like the lore gather. Like, I just feel like people lose all sense of who they are when they go to Coachella. People go balls to the wall. They do. You get stories for years from, like, literally one single weekend. I do miss it. I'm trying, like you said, I'm, like, kind of trying to talk myself down from it. I'm like, no, no, like, it's going to be fine.

Like, it's not even going to be fun. I will say, like, you know, when you, like, when you can't go to something, so you want, like, no one else to be able to go to it. Oh, my God. I've been telling everyone it's the worst thing in the world. I've been telling people that like. That's what's happening right now. I'm like, like, and thankfully, like I'm getting more people telling me like, oh, I'm not going

this year than like I even thought. So I'm like, oh, perfect. Like none of it. Nobody's going. I agree with that. This is the most I've ever had. Like where like so many of my friends aren't going. So it does make me like feel better.

And maybe that is just like getting older and stuff, but it's like, oh my God, I just, I'm going to really be struggling. We're going to miss Gaga. I know. And I love Lady Gaga.

And I love Post Malone, Ed Sheeran. Post Malone. Ed Sheeran too now. And I love Ed Sheeran. Darling, I will love you. The clip of Jake.

When your legs don't work like they used to before. That's my favorite thing in the world. It's mine too. I think it's the best clips. We got to be funnier. I just, yeah. I'm always struggling with that. He's funnier friends than us too.

I'm Adderall'd out today. So I'm a little robotic and it's just been a day already. I had to fire a security guard of mine today. Do you want to tell that story? No, I'm not going to tell the story on the pod. But just men everywhere are disgusting. And I was like shaking, seething, throwing up today just at a reminder. It's just like every time you start to gain hope for the male race, one guy does some

ass shit. And it's like, oh, yep, there it is. One step forward, three steps back. It is just fucking crazy. I'm always finding myself in a situation where I'm employing someone and then they are doing the most diabolical

shit on the job. Do I just have scam me across my forehead or do you think it's permanent karma for like tana con no i think it has something to do with like kind of like the nature of what you do i feel like people assume like not that like what you do is unserious but i feel like like you would assume like working for like rob deer deck or something you would think like you have like more i don't know why i feel like I just I like no I get it I'm running like a like it whorehouse fantasy factory and then they see the I get what you're saying like people see my demeanor so then they don't think they have to

like show up in the same way that they would for like someone more serious they don't think I'm Michelle Obama yeah and it's so crazy that the only way a lot of times especially when hiring men that people take me seriously as their boss is when I'm a fucking bitch. And it's like I'm not – you know me. I'm just not a bitch by nature. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to make a joke.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Especially like I'm overly kind. I go above and beyond for the people who work for me. I will never like – you're never catching me with some de jure allegations, right? Like I'm, you know what I mean? And it's just like, I don't know. I'm just discouraged today.

Yeah, I'm sorry. That sucks. Like it sucks that a crazy woman can't always be a boss without being a bitch. Well, it just sucks like when you, obviously you don't want to be put in that position. So it's like, I get frustrated when it's like, why are you like, I hate doing that. Why are you making me do this no exactly and it's just yeah i just caught this guy doing some really scary shit to some of the women in my life who live with me or come around or whatever and i was like no and it's it just like rubs me so the wrong way too or it's like you're not doing that to me

so you think you can get away with i'll kill for the women that i love you know and it just like rubs me so the wrong way too where it's like you're not doing that to me. So you think you can get away with it. I'll kill for the women that I love, you know? And it's like, not at my house, not on my fucking property. What the fuck do you? It's horrible, but I'm happy you laid down the law and no one's going to do it to you again or those alike.

So it's just funny because, well, I mean, I don't know if I should say this, but it was a security. Did I say that? Yeah, you did. The job is just kind of like show up with gun, sit outside, be very scary. Well, not only that, but the job is keep us safe. Don't make us feel unsafe.

Oh, yeah. Well, don't even get me started with that. But I'm just saying sometimes you get some characters, right? And like we've had this happen more often than not where like they'll be the security guards because they're there 12 hours a day and then they switch and then someone else comes. So then it's like every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I see this same guy and they come in the house to use the bathroom and they order their food and you know what I mean, whatever. And they'll like all of a sudden just want to be besties. They're like, hey, can I go down the street for some food?

No. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. Oh, you better overeat. It's too lax. Yeah, and I'm like, what do you mean? That's how people get robbed. Yeah, and it's just I'm upping my security once again. I'm like, I want my house on some Fort Knox shit.

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And I know that might shock a lot of people. But, okay, listen to me me I've already been kind of having like I don't want to say issues with my building but like I don't like the way that my building is run in some ways for example my favorite concierge got fired and he was an angel he was outstanding he was like he was literally so good at his job and the reason he got fired was for showing someone footage of their car getting robbed and like because you know the like it's a liability and they don't want like for legal reasons like the person who got robbed to be able to see the video or something like that but he got fired over that and so I've been

like oh that's brutal exactly and so I've been like stomping my feet around that's the worst anywhere when you have like a favorite employee anywhere that you're a regular at, especially where you live. And like someone gets fired kind of wrongfully. And I've been having issues in my hallway that I really can't get into because. Trash gates. Yeah, I have some neighbors who are just like really just getting too comfortable in my hallway. And I'd like I hate to be a Karen, but it's like like why do you leave a dresser outside your door every single day like they like and the problem is like i'm the friendly neighbor of course i'm like i gotta uphold your reputation like i'm getting taken

advantage of but i was drunk recently oh Ooh. Like this? There's another person on my floor, or another, I don't know if it's a couple or what, but they have cats, okay? Ooh, already a big no-no. This is Mouse's house. Yes. They have crystallized litter in their litter box.

Sometimes I just like to get you riled up. I'm like, no! Ted's here. So they have crystallized litter in their litter box and i had a situation recently and i really don't want to go into it i actually talked about it briefly on another episode but i had a crystallized litter situation where there was like some sort of chemical reaction i don't know what happened you know when you pee on um yes it like makes like chemical gas really yeah like if you like bleach your toilet or something and then you pee on it or something you like die have you ever

had discharge like make your black underwear like a different color? That's universal experience. Okay. So anyway, my cats were peeing in this crystallized litter. It like calcified to the sides of the litter box. It literally destroyed my apartment. I almost had to get a new one. I loved calcified.

So I never used crystallized litter again, right? And I've been traumatized ever since because I was scraping with my fingernails this litter box. It was a disaster. You felt like you were a mouse. Yeah. Oh. I couldn't even look him in the eye for months. So my neighbors are using the same crystallized litter.

Big no-no. So this smell to me, it's the most putrid. It brings me back there because it was such a traumatizing experience. I'm like, immediately, it's like war flashbacks. Yep. Nom. So I walk into my trash room a couple weeks ago and when i tell you it is as if they literally brought the litter box in there and just turned it over and poured it on the ground it's like they didn't even try to get in the chute nothing there's there's litter everywhere it's stuck to the wall that's disgusting it's on the walls so i'm like what the fuck like they it must have been like a freak accident right wrong

day after day it's happened like five times in a row now where i'm like oh my god like it's everywhere you can't even when you open the shoe it's like it's all over the handle it's disgusting it's like it's cat piss and shit yeah clumped together oh my god sorry no no anyway so i've been frustrated by it and the real concern that i have is everybody we all know brook has two cats so the thought of anybody in this hallway thinking like oh brook is doing this yeah brook is responsible yeah i couldn't handle it so i got i'm like really, I didn't really care that much. I'm sorry. Amish Erin just Googling something 37 minutes later will never not send me like peeing into

a toilet containing bleach may cause. Wait, I don't, I don't know what it is I'm thinking about. It's like something, something pee on bleach. I don't know. I believe you. It's like pee in the shower or something. I want to go back to that discharge thing in a second. It's like, does bleach come out of your pussy?

We should. But. Any whoosie. So I i don't who got the wrath i had a few drinks i never drink anymore so i like i'm really feeling confident and i sent this email and the next morning i read it and i was like oh no i love via email though there is something about using like corporate jargon to tell someone they suck like circling back on this, kill yourself. There's something nice about sending a strongly worded email. Well, I'm like, if you're going to enforce all these rules and be firing people, then you need to evict this person in my hallway.

Okay? Because, oh, you want to read it? I want to. I need. Or do you want to read it? You can read it. You just have to read it in my voice. Okay. Okay. you want to read it you can read it you just have to read it in my voice okay this is like a harry potter book oh i love the exclamation point already we won't say his name

let's say his name is um steven hi steven i tried finding your personal number but can't find it anywhere i turned into you towards the end i already don't like what you've done with your voice. But I really need help navigating my hallway situation. There is someone else on the floor who has cats who needs some capital serious, who needs some serious help. And it is drastically impacting my quality of life there are people dying kim in this building it only started being an issue recently so i'm assuming they are new

residents but our trash room is so filthy there is dirty blue kitty litter on the walls it's all over the ground it is calcified and caked to the chute. Wow, when you put it this way, though. It is on the door handle and the carpet. I can smell it from my apartment. I like that you really gave him a visual. Everyone knows I have two cats, and I am losing sleep over the idea of anyone else in this building

thinking that I could possibly be the poop-a-traitor. Poop-a-traitor. Oh, she had some wine, she did. The Josh was talking. Not sure if you're a cat person, but the litter they are using is crystallized and you could never describe the scent to someone who hasn't experienced it firsthand. Steven, it will ruin your week. If it were up to me, I think the residents responsible should be evicted

and persecuted to the greatest extent of the law. It has taken everything in me not to tape hate mail to the wall of the trash room. Please, if you care about your residents,

which I know you do, help me find those responsible and send them my number so that I can teach them the importance of using a liner in your litter box. Oh, my God. Thank you. P.S. Should using a liner in your litter box. Oh my God. Thank you. P.S. should get a raise. P.P.S. should get his job back. That's right. I'm imagining this

man showing up to work 8 a.m. exhausted. I sent a follow up. I sent a follow up. Okay, fine. Maybe this was a little dramatic, I admit. please they need a warning so they got a warning and then two days ago it happened again so i personally that what that says to me is that negligence it's negligent lack of care it says authority doesn't matter and i can now go on my own time and handle this accordingly. The poop-a-traitor. I said poop-a-traitor. I actually stole poop-a-traitor because in middle school there was somebody who was going to the bathroom and pooping and then smearing it on the walls

and we called them the poop-a-traitor. Nobody knew who they were. You took this into your own hands? I haven't done anything yet. I'm sorry, that was really anticlimactic. I almost think that you have to well i have to like process of elimination i have to find out who has cats because also like for example like i had a cat tree i was throwing away the other day and i was like if i knew who the poopa trader was maybe i could go like make

friends and be like hey you want this free cat tree by the way i will literally kill you if you ever go in there without a liner in your litter box ever again. Yeah, it is kind of crazy. Because if they used a liner, they could just pick it up, throw it out. But what they're doing is bringing the whole litter box and turning it over and trying to pour it into the chute. Yeah, that's kind of fucking miserable. It's like it's their first time. You really have to play like it's kind of fun. I always imagine apartment living is so fun in these cases where it's like you get to play your own real life game of Clue now.

Like, you know what I mean who done it like i like you need bb out there and all leopard like meowing and like seeing what's going on you know what bb's doing right now what hooking up with her neighbor she's hooking up with her upstairs neighbor and this is a real text she sent me today i think neighbors bosses she said oh my gosh I want to prank my neighbor and say he's getting evicted for his loud stomps. She said, can your boyfriend help me make it? The graphics. It's so funny. She's just like, I have a friend in my life right now who is fucking her boss. And I'm like, these.

That is too far. Shitting where you sleep is just. Shitting where you eat, shitting where you eat. It can be exciting in the moment, but then like when the moment's over. I guess I many a times in my life have let my horniness lead me to horrible decisions. It's bad on the boss. Like fucking my nurse. And now, you know.

And it's crazy because you still use her. She rescued me the other day because you gave me rsv yeah i get okay it's so funny because ty always gets on me for doing this because like ty will do something and he'll be like oh my god like i got i got a whole nother beer right and then i'll immediately be like I hate when people say whole nother right and like he'll be like that's so rude like you just gave me the info and you texted me the other day and you were like you got me sick like I'm gonna fucking kill you I forget what you said and I almost went on TikTok and I was gonna go on this whole tangent about people who legitimately

get angry when someone else got them sick and then I was like oh she wouldn't like that like this was you weren't actually angry though like you just inspired my thought first of all I wasn't angry I sent her a nice text that said hey by the way I did a lab test this is what we have you are so manipulative I'm just kidding what did I say pull it up she led with I've never been sicker and I'm blaming you but then you said ha ha ha and I was happy to know that it was immediately diffused. Well, on the very last episode you guys saw, Tana is sitting here and she's going, I'm deathly ill.

I can't believe I almost called out of work today. I had the longest day. I'm so, I've never been sicker. I've been sobbing my eyes out. And then today I go, she had the nerve to take a photo with me and say, get away from me, you're sick. I go, you got me sick.

And I'm so not okay was not okay like diabolical on my behalf like truly because it is i got you sick and hopefully now i have the antibodies well yeah i got covid tested because i was scared but no covid just rsv which is apparently like i thought only babies got that but which is it's like a upper respiratory virus yeah so brutal for me and you to have right before tour it's like the sickest i've ever been like i got it i was recovering from my eyelid surgery let's let's talk about the lids eyelid gate can i say something brooke amber yes i will always ride for you but the way i i have been bringing up what's going on as if it is happening to me at any chance someone even brings up a hate comment or anything.

I go on a full unprovoked tangent as if this is happening to me with what is going on with you right now. I am your biggest supporter and I'm so ready to delve into this conversation because I've been so frustrated for you this past week. Yes. As you guys know, I did get my upper blepharoplasty. My very minor, very unserious eyelid surgery where they take a little piece of your eyelid off. Okay. And I know it sounds, listen, I get it.

When you explain it to any normal person, it's like, why would you want to take part of your eyelid off? But it's like, to me, it's the same thing as like, why would you want to break your nose and reshape it and put it back on? You know what I mean? Like, why would you want to take all the fat in your body and move it to your butt? Like, all of it sounds ridiculous. But for some reason, my eyelids are like way. Well, I also, we were talking about it in the car.

If your eyelids are bothering you to a point, it's kind of slightly similar to like getting like a breast reduction because you have back pain. You know, if you're, if you're trying to put some mascara on your eyelids drooping into your eye, you can't really see all the way. I don't even want to really reduce it to that. Cause I like what blepharoplasty is a procedure for people who do have droopy

eyelids that like literally do like affect their vision or like affect their quality of life. They can be heavy and stuff. And I did not get it for that reason I got it for a purely cosmetic reason because I wanted I wanted less eyelid what bothers me so much I think especially being in LA I'm not kidding you I probably know no exaggeration with numbers here I I know people get a little upset when I get my numbers mixed up. Okay, I still couldn't tell you how far away 12 feet is. However, I would say I probably know like 30 people who have had this surgery in Los Angeles.

Like influencers, your favorite influencers, celebrities. I mean, Kendall Jenner has an upper blepharoplasty. Kylie Jenner, Taylor Swift has one. Emma Stone, Megan Fox, everybody. I mean, not everybody. People get blephs removed. Like, people get haircuts in Los Angeles. They really fucking do.

And that's not to say that it should be, like, accepted and normalized and stuff. It's not that. I agree with that. That's not what I'm saying. I'm more so saying that I always feel very frustrated for someone, whether I like someone or not, whatever it is, when they're in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. Because had you gotten the surgery and lied about it and gotten caught, you would be receiving as much hate about it as you are right now for getting it and being honest. Like there

is no win. And I think it's just crazy to say like I literally saw someone saying like Brooke Schofield is setting women back 10 years and I was like Taylor Swift has this like Taylor the most influential and I'm not even trying to throw Taylor Swift under the bus I'm a Swifty till I die but like no that's the point is she's the most influential person on planet earth so it's like it's just so crazy to me and like if anything you being honest i do respect more i know that there's the constant debate of and i just i also think that it bothers me so much because i think if ken urich or alex earl did it it wouldn't be the same thing do you know what i mean like it's people it would just

be their fans kind of being like slay for being honest and like see all of the things it's like yeah i never even thought twice about sharing because i mean first of all if there's one thing i've never done it's pretend to be naturally gorgeous okay i have spoken about every single thing i've ever done to my face filler botox arm lipo boob job like now upper blepharoplasty like i have always been honest about what i've gotten done and i don't care like that's my personal choice. And then I'm seeing like Ari Kitsia, the Bop House girl talking about all of her surgeries

and all of her comments are like, wow, thank you so much. Like more influencers should be like this. I think it just bothers me so much because societally the overall consensus on TikTok is people saying we want these girls to be honest about the surgeries. And then the second that they are,

they're fucking shit on. You know what it's like i think the nature of the surgery was the reason that it got a different response because if it was like a nose job or something i don't think anyone would have reacted this way it was because like no one sees people cut their eyelids off so it seemed like something i just made up out of nowhere and did myself you know what i mean yeah but i i know and i guess we have to remember that like i'm not kidding you i hear a girl once a be like, I'm going to the gym and then I'm going to community goods and then I'm getting an upper bluff. That's the way I was trying to make – I never want to make it sound like, no, everybody's doing this. But it like doesn't seem crazy to us because we do see people doing that. I would say that 55% of women who make up the beauty standard in today's traditional media have potentially had a bluff. Yeah.

I would say it's it is that it's damn near as fucking common as like a lip flip and it's like just wild to me to see the way you're being crucified because again had you just hidden it like the jenners and the swifts and all the people of the world you'd be in trouble then too and how come no one's mad at these traditional celebrities for chopping off their eyelids and wearing them like earrings i don't know but and i really do just genuinely think there are a lot of influencers who could do it and wouldn't get the hate even seeing the way people are currently crucifying remy bader for waiting the year to talk about

something and saying that they wouldn't be. A lot of people's specific take is that they would not be mad at Remy Bader if she talked about it off rip. And then here you are talking about it off rip. That's what kind of upset me about it. Cause like everything, like especially the conversation

around like certain celebrities, like Madison Beer, for example. I'm not like just calling her out, but people always say like, oh, she's had all this work done and she won't be honest about it. And the conversation is always like, if she was just honest about it like no one would care but she lies like blah blah and I'm like like I literally have never even

thought to hide something at all and it was just like immediately the largest most extreme reaction I've ever like no I saw a TikTok with a million likes like as if you were like the face of and and a million like I'm not even getting word for word she goes I'm all for women doing what makes them happy except for Brooke Schofield okay like here's the thing I just think if they're gonna try to make a movement around you then like 97 people need to line up like the squid games and be called to the stand as well and that's why it's with the real answer the answer is like because it's like do you want me to be honest or do you want me to not be honest the answer is we want you to be honest but also not do anything so it's like at what point is it like okay so now i'm just you're telling me what I like I'm not allowed to do with my body it's just strange like I don't know I personally I'm glad that like this is something I really like truly

thought about and like slept on for so many years and like wanted to do and was so secure about it because had this been something I was like kind of going back and forth between I would be like like so upset but right now because the comments like literally on the video of me having already had it done like my eyelids are sliced all the comments are like you looked better before this is so sad scary disgusting like you look the same are you guys okay also like it is another major point I want to make is like had I not said anything none of you would have noticed like no I feel like it's so the same everyone Everyone always says like, oh,

I'm doing it for me. But like, genuinely, like when people are like, you had nothing to change. Like, it's hardly even a difference. I'm like,

that's the point. Like, I am doing it like, so that I can do something easier. It's like literally the most minuscule difference. It's, and it is just so wild

to the amount of people like BBLs, when BBLs have like a death rate. Like, it's a very like bbl is the most like extreme dangerous dangerous surgery in the world so more people die from bbls than any other surgery like and oh my god it's just it's this is like it's more dangerous to get your tooth pulled genuinely i think it all just comes down to if you want to do it and it would make you feel more confident you have one life i do understand

you know pushing the the beauty standard and whatnot but it's like i don't know dude you you see it's so wild like if i were our jobs are on camera and all people do is pick apart how we look and like god forbid you want to do something to make yourself feel more confident. And it's like. One girl swear to God commented. She's like, this is so ridiculous. I can't believe you did this, blah, blah, blah. And then she goes, and I just Googled your age.

I can't believe you're only 28. I literally thought you were 45. I go, did you just judge me for getting plastic surgery and call me old looking in the same comment? Like, this is why I feel like I have to do it. But, point is, listen to me. No,

they're going to hate when I pop out looking like Donatella Versace going through a wind tunnel, like a golden retriever out the window. Like, I'm going to look like this.

No. The thing is, I get, I get what, like, everyone's actual message is, which is like, we don't want to push it

on little girls and stuff, but I've never been somebody who's like, like, nobody's looking to me to like be the good influence on like young girls to love themselves and stuff because I've always been someone who's gotten things done. I haven't always been like a super like secure person.

I've changed a lot of things about myself. Like, and I'm not ashamed of it, whatever. Then you get the comments that are like, well, your daughter, like what about your daughter?

She's going to be born with your eyelids. And think about the amount of families who get their daughter. There were like six girls at my school getting nose jobs for their 16th birthday. I was like, damn, did y'all adopt me? I really thought about it. I'm like, what if my daughter,

it is sad that she doesn't have my eyelids, but I'm like, honest to God, I just, like I'm hoping and praying that my daughter- I want to adopt just so my child doesn't get my OG nose. I just hope my daughter's more focused on the fact that I have a huge fucking rock. I just, it's so wild because the flip side of the coin is then you have the daughter worshiping Kendall Jenner for being so beautiful and comparing herself. Why don't I look like this

and like whatever. But then Kendall's had an upper blepharoplasty, right? And it's like, and other things as well. And it's like, and other things as well. And it's like, that's the problem is that people think that they can achieve this naturally. And like, I didn't. People can. There are people who are just naturally beautiful. But I like, not that I wasn't. I never thought I was ugly or anything.

But like, I did not achieve how I look naturally. And I'm, God forbid you try to tell someone. I guess I see the overall message of where people are coming from i just do not appreciate seeing you be made the face of it i think like i said there are so many other people who would then have to be called to the stand for perpetuating so many narratives and also like but i don't even mind because it's like if it's gonna happen to anyone like who cares i like make me the face of it but like let people live like let people do what they want I would never say something to somebody for getting like tattoos all over their

body or making their hair blue or whatever it is like I don't care because that's not me that doesn't affect me yeah all negativity aside I love my new eyelids it's interesting and I even just wonder how this conversation will be received and if it will just like continue to piss people off and like whatever but I just yeah I just don't think it's fair and that's that's what it is I'm sure what people are going to say and like I I get it to an extent is that like the points going over our heads like and it's in the patriarchy and stuff and like I understand that but like don't make me the example I don't want to be the one to set the example for the patriarchy like yeah that's my takeaway is that it's just unfair. That if you're the example, then so is like every other bitch.

And it is so interesting how certain things are held to different calibers. Like, boob jobs are completely fine. And then like. And things are just so different from person to person. Like, a lot of people were like, like, seriously, you're going to do like a surgery so that you can do your makeup better. But like, my job is to be on camera and be on stage. So like, yeah, if I wanted to get a breast reduction, because it made wearing clothes easier, because like, you know, I was a model or something like everyone would get behind me on that. It's like, it just is it's really, I don't

know, it's strange. And also, like, I did not do it because anyone's criticized my appearance at all. I've did it like I truly did it because it's something I've always wanted. But, like, the same people who are mad at me are the people who are like, you look a million years old. You look horrible. Like, what happened to Brooke's face? Like, blah, blah, blah. So I'm like, I don't get it.

Yeah, and it is just so wild that people will comment on people's looks so hard to push them to a point to want to change certain things and then be mad that they did. I think it's just a you can't win situation. And it's so interesting. That is why I feel for you, because I think no matter what you did or said, you couldn't win. And I almost wish those people saying all of these things would imagine being in your position like in that way that like if you didn't get it, people are are gonna comment on how you look old and how you whatever if you get it and you tell people you're a part of the problem if you get it and you hide it you're a liar but then if you don't get it you look like shit like it's it's like do you know

what i mean it's so interesting i don't think there's really a winning i don't know i win because i have the eyelids that I want to have alright and now I can do it I literally I'm telling you first of all obviously they're not ready yet

I literally still have my stitches installed I got my regular stitches out but I have like the long stitches still in that's why I'm wearing my glasses but you can see I don't know if you can tell

but I'm going to be able to do the thickest most t-wing you know what you should do that would be really funny? If for like two weeks straight you were online with like the most intricate graphic designer looks, like you should have Alexis Oakley over putting fucking Mona Lisa on your like starry night across your eye.

Wait, Alexis also got a bleph like openly and nobody said a word to her. Oh yeah, I guess that's what I'm just, I don't think it's fair, but we've exhausted the point at nauseam. I think the people who are going to agree, agree, and you need to just live your best life with them lids girl. Well, I achieved exactly what I set out to achieve.

So honestly, fuck y'all. You should go take a photo in front of lids, the hat store, like a lid storefront and just post it like, new lids, who this? Yeah.

It's just like, it's not, I don't know. I live and die by post it like new lids who this yeah it's just like it's not i don't know i live and die by my um prior hooded lids hooded lids are beautiful i love hooded lids but i couldn't do a winged eyeliner and i love a winged eyeliner i love when i'm looking like this and you can see a wing no i'm talking like we're international and then like we're in france so you have like the the france yeah i want to have the eiffel tower going this that's what i'm saying you need to do it all and honestly i'm going to do it on you and we're in France so you have like the France. Yeah, I want to have the Eiffel Tower going this way. That's what I'm saying. You need to do it all

and honestly, I'm going to do it on you and we're going to make a little collab series out of it and I love you so much and I love your eyelids and I just don't, I just don't think it's, I just don't think it's fair. I'm so happy in like four more days

the bruising is going to be gone and I'm going to be getting my long stitch out and then I'm going to be ready to go. And I love blephchella.'s be so real blefferoni okay did you see rain disick on live not to just immediately cut to like something so well no hello did you see rain disick on instagram or tiktok hello did you see rain disick on tiktok live like we usually leave all that in yes i did he was on um alabama's boyfriends tiktok live yes and he's on live being like justin bieber isn't my dad and like talking his shit just what what kind of conversations

do you think courtney had to have with alabama after that it's got to be lawless over there right like does she just go in the room with Rocky the baby? And then like, they, you know what I mean? Like Trav. And then like, he's playing guitar in the corner and everyone else is a free for all like

guitar, you know, drums. Sorry. I'm sorry. How was that? My only takeaway. I'm sorry.

I don't know. I guess. Yeah. Well, when you don't know if Justin Bieber is your father or not, maybe he does. Rain. I don't think if I were you yeah. Well, you don't know if Justin Bieber is your father or not. Maybe he does. Rain, I don't think, if I were you, I would just let that one slide. Because that's amazing.

That's an amazing rumor to have spread about you. You know, in some rumors, you're like, I'm going to let that one keep going. Like when people thought I was dating Glenn Powell. Let's keep that going. It's so fair. But it's just like, we've got Alabama having all the boyfriends over and then like rains on the live. Like, in what world too did we think like, send them over to Scott's maybe?

Like, you know, it's like, I just, I didn't, I don't know. It felt like. Do you think that there's something else like going on in the family right now that we're being distracted from? Oh, like someone just had like a secret baby or something? They're putting the Barkers on the front lines they should run back that meet the barker show but like today's edition i've been seeing all the talks about it it's just like i don't like it because he's a kid and it just feels like alabama kind of does circle in all these new people

constantly so it's like how long has that guy on the live known reign to then be having him debunk who his father is on the fuck? I just, it was just wild to me. I was like, no way. It is pretty crazy. I just know, I just would live to be a fly on the wall and just hear what Kourtney, like her reaction to that. Because you know, she's told them kids to get off live 75 times that's the thing i do know like the

kardashian jenner's all those kids like had very strict internet like social media rules well and it's just like god i would wish that my kids obsessions were like cap cut or something something in post like i would be i would be so stressed that all of my kids fixations were being live like that's so scary even just like i'm thinking about my own damn self if i had a kid So stressed that all of my kids fixations were being live. Like that's so scary. Even just like, I'm thinking about my own damn self. If I had a kid and my kid was like,

mommy, I want to go live. And I've got, you know, just every, I don't know. Like there needs to be like, what's the,

you know, on like certain channels, they have like a kill button and it's like, it's on like a five second delay. Exactly. Like, it's like, even when like,

like Ty Collins loves going live and i'll be like scrolling through my for you at night and i'll see ty like out at a club live and it like that's just like my friend and i'm getting stressed and i love time more than anything i'm just like this is being drunk on live and obviously i've done my fair share of that too so that's why there's so many ash trevino clubs do you one time, I've been really these days for some reason hyper fixated and just reflecting on the dizzy wine era. I think as I'm coming out with these pickles, it feels a little similar. All the things I'm having to do, like the PR boxes and the trial testing and having

all the people in my life tested and like whatever. And obviously at one point in my life, I was doing this with wine and dizzy wines were, this is actually perfect that this is here for reference were this big exact i think literally 6.5 fluid ounce like the exact same amount this big and four of them equated to a bottle of wine which looking back is like i might as well have been selling norcos with my branding on it like that is not okay and like we would have everybody constantly testing them and just like anything like the pickles right now i have a hundred of them in my house so i'd have like thousands of cases of fucking wine in my house and i've just been looking back at that time of my life and

it's like i was so fucking messy because i was literally shit face there was a time where i woke up at like 9 p.m i went downstairs i finished a case of dizzy wine myself. Oh, I remember this. And I woke up on live. I woke up on live. I remember this. It was really, it was naughty. It was. Imagine the anxiety and the stress to wake up on live.

I woke up on live. Like, oh my God, and Chris and Paige, I remember they would not let me live it down, obviously. It was dark time and I was in the depths of Reddit at the time and I remember them just having a field day. It was, oh my, I remember, oh my God. It is so funny how much I would just get in trouble during those times. Like everyone would be like, Reddit is really upset with you.

Like I wouldn't read it, obviously. And like, I just, I would get in in trouble during those times. Like everyone would be like, Reddit is really upset with you. Like I wouldn't read it obviously. And like, I just, I would get in so much trouble, obviously just hammered, shit faced, shit faced. Yeah.

I'm really happy you're out of that era of your life. I'm trying to think of other like, other dizzy mishaps. You know what's funny too? I had, I had something, I drank like two dizzies and I think I like went to the hospital or something.

Oh. I remember I was like oh my god I can't drink it just tasted like wine though that's the thing it didn't taste exponentially like strong so it would like really fuck you up like on some surprise shit you know what it's funny the other day someone commented on my pickle thing and they were like another failed business venture okay hurt my feelings a little and it's true I've had a lot of things that I ended up doing and then just deciding they weren't for me and like whatever. And it's funny because Dizzy Wine was so successful. Like it was truly making so like it was doing so well. You know what I mean? I was kind of reinvesting back into it. So it wasn't like crazy profit, but like

I could have continued to do Dizzy. The number one reason I stopped doing it is because it did not align with my life anymore. Like, had I continued to have that brand, I would have died. Well, I love that because it's like, had you been still pushing this alcohol and you're sober, I'd be like, bitch, I'm not buying your alcohol. Well, and there was no way to. I would have just had to continue to drink it. And it was killing me. Even just the D parties like the next day i would wake up every time we had a dizzy event to like

nine influencers texting me like almost as if they like roofied themselves the night before like nobody ever like came and even if you had won you were drunk as fuck there's an infamous photo of me and bb at your um dizzy party and i'm holding her hair and she's puking and we had just gotten there there was one night where i was i was dating someone and i had auking and we had just gotten there. There was one night where I was, I was dating someone and I had a dizzy party and I invited every single ex-boyfriend I'd ever had. Funniest thing you've ever done.

No, it was like, I'm pretty sure you were trying to like put them in it, like, you know when you put betta fish together and they fight? She invited all, she was seeing all of them

at the same time and she invited all of them to the same party and she was entertaining all of them. It was amazing. No, I think i hooked up with like all of them that night and it was so funny because it was like a rapper a cowboy a tiktok dancer uh there were so many that's how they don't suspect each other yeah it's so true they'll you she'll have them talking to each other that is so true i was i like used to live for that like inviting two guys i was dating

at the same time and watching what kind of sick shit and like watching them kiki and then I take photos of them together and they'd be like why are you taking a photo of us together and I'd be like oh no reason like I just like your outfits and it's like too obvious for that like oh god you're so good no it's it was just like brutal even like right now we're working on all the graphics for tour and at the end of the show we always kind of do a little a little montage a little wholesome you know just like like for the last one it was kind of all these clips of you and i like loving each other and just like you know what i mean and we play it and hannah montana you'll always find your way back home plays and everyone sings along and it's very sweet because the canceled viewers like feel like they're kind of they've been a part of this journey so

it's very sweet and this one the whole theme of this show is kind of how far we've come as people across this journey so the ending montage is straight up like us blacked out cutting to like talking about anal cutting to me being like i'm sober now and like dizzy party like tracks out fucking whatever to like let's go to home goods for patreon like it's actually insane how far we've come i don't know i love it i'm happy i'm happy we're not there anymore me too it's just like what do you mean you woke up on live woke up on live don't look don't look into it don't try to find it oh my god and i would i would like and whatever you do don't try to find that video of her at Thanksgiving.

Oh my, well, we all know what I had for dinner instead of food. It's just like, it's insane. That's, oh my God. That was bad.

I think Thanksgiving gate, no Friendsgiving has ever been wholesome. I had to stop having Friendsgivings because it's like, we'd make all this food and then nobody would eat it. We'd make a thousand jello shots and everyone would just be shit faced. Yeah.

And it was just like, there was like a violent altercation at one of our Friendsgivings. I forgot about that. Yeah, he's in prison now. Who did he fight?

I don't know, Dylan. Oh my God, I forgot about that. They were fist fighting in my living room. Yeah. And you like nose dived

into the fight? No, someone elbowed me in the face and then Ari's like, Brooke, why are you jumping in? I'm like,

I'm not jumping in. No way. That that's so that is insane like thanksgiving be thankful wholesome like and then there was a fist fight in my living room yeah and it was like that was the same too it was like lil xan and bryce hall and like what a time it's so insane i can't that's like we've lived so many lives together we really have i measure it in the houses that you lived in. Like this was this era. This was this era. I agree because they're all very different. I brought a new dark energy to every single house I lived in up until the last two. Got my shit together.

Yeah, now you're slang. Yeah, so wholesome. But whatever. I have bad news. Me too. Oh, you go first. No, you go first. No, I've been talking too much.

No, I think you go. My too. Oh, you go first. No, you go first. No, I've been talking too much. No, I think you go. My friend is dating Pete Davidson. She looks a lot like Hailey Bieber to me. Yeah, she's very beautiful. She's gorgeous. So, and she dated Benny Blanco. She did. It's so funny the way the internet just,

or just celebrity, all of it. It all ties together. Everyone is one person away from one person. I have a problem. What's your problem? So, you know, I'm in my new grown era, right? And with that comes a lot of things, you know, just being more responsible with everything, including my finances. And I don't like to do it. You know how I feel. It stresses me out. But I've been making my new bit, you know, kind of keeping up more with my bookkeeper, texting her, hey, you know,

just what's up? What am I spending the most money on? Which expenses are really high? Where can I cut certain expenses? And she's like, you know, Tana, you're doing really good lately. You're spending much less money on neon leather chaps on, you know, I prayed for that and private jets and all the things. But here are the things that I do think you're spending a little bit too much money on. Just let me list my expenses. In 30 days, I spent $8,300 on Uber Eats. No. $1,295 on DoorDash. Have you no shame.

In one month. In one month. Okay, first of all, where are you ordering from dude caviar caspia like no that's the thing i have nothing to show for it brooke i have nothing to show for this at all and it's like i was trying to blame it on inflation but i think i'm just inflating i i'm like literally i don't even know it's she was like if you hired a private chef to be at your house on salary you would save a significant amount of money like that's crazy wait are you sure yes isn't locked in i mean i do feed a lot of other people a lot you know i i'm gonna try to accredit this to my generosity but i'm gonna tell you something when i go to bed and i i know it i'm not that fucking you need to make

a budget yeah or imagine if like you had parental locks on your yeah that that's the thing though it's like i uber eats everything like tampons and pseudofed and fucking paper towels and toilet paper and water bottles and all the things. And I do them all like separately. And like, I'm, I'm accrediting a lot of this to like the fees of it all. Like, I don't think it's the prices of things. I think even if right now I was ordering something for two hours from now, I would order at priority and it's like, okay, that's stupid. Um, do you like, if you needed tampons, would you go to like CVS and just order tampons? Yeah. See, that's fucking you.

Because literally, I will sooner bleed out than buy one thing that I need. If I don't need three things, I don't have an order. No, and you're so fucking right. And it's like I also pay people to be my assistants. It's like someone's on a salary. Maybe send them to a store. You know that it totals out to like them to a store maybe it's just so it you know that it totals out to like 300 a day that's just ridiculous for 300 a day you can keep a blonde

american girl overfed with msg what we could do for marianne with 300 i know and it's again it's it's like it's no home munchies and it's hot Cheeto elote and it's chicken fries from Burger King. It's not even like, like I would feel more satisfied if it was fucking like Nobu. It's like, where is it going? At this point, it's like, get back on Manjaro. Like that could be a good financial decision. Literally, like just financial decision aside, like Manjaro would save me five thousand dollars a month i i and it's so crazy because it's like i realize how insane this sounds and it's like i battled with even bringing it to the podcast but i think that especially in light of anna paul and like a

lot of other people i i just hate what an influencer pretends you know like i'm gonna tell you the truth here's how i awfully spent my money and I'm going to be better and smarter. And like, I learned a valuable lesson. I feel like it's in the same category as like Forky's and shit. It's like, oh my God, like gluttony. You are in a nice position now, like where you live with several people. Like, I used to always think like, oh, I can't grocery shop because it's like, it's hard to cook for one person. It's hard to grocery shop for one person because like everything like goes bad, whatever. But you have like a whole family living with you.

Like make fucking dinner. I realize too that I'm – and I need to like work on this mentally. But I'm always leaving for something like work related. I'm usually always like, oh, in a week and a half's time, I have to go somewhere to do something. So then I tell myself like don't buy groceries. They'll go bad. But I'm just in this perpetual state of like, oh, I'll do it when i'm home for a while like i'm never gonna be home for a while so it's always like fuck myself in that way it's the same like i don't know like do

well just you never mind you would not know the answer to that i was gonna say like do you ever like go to get gas and like you don't fill your up your tank all the way because you're like oh i'll do it later but like you literally have never driven a car at all well i have driven a car a few times but it wasn't good but i yeah touring i think puts you in this constant mind state too of like i'm gonna be gone therefore like all you put off a lot of things because you're like i'll do it after i feel about cleaning my closet right now i'm like well i'm about to pack for tour why would i clean to just pull it all out again eight thousand three hundred dollars you i yeah that's just be on a TLC show. It's truly despicable and you need to be punished. Yeah.

I was going to say, speaking of despicable and go on this whole tangent about minions, but it's like you got to have something better than that. I'm newly into holistic medicine. Okay. The kind of minions. I don't know know healing my gut naturally okay instead of taking iron supplements i have upped my beef intake that is all i feel like if i could do any diet it would be like a like a

meat centered situation i could for sure do that. You know that bitch who had – wait, she's probably super nice. It literally stung. Yeah, no, bitch. I don't know why I talked to you about that. With the cutting board and she just has the – I think she's honestly flexing her wealth on us. But every day she's just fucking ripping into like a new t-bone steak like every day she's like a teenager you would be on

steak talk i'm on i'm on please talk i do think like there could be money in beef merch i think we could put like i love beef because it's it could be like I love beef or like I love beef this is where I go to my constant pits of you needing your own merch I actually would I would wear that and I do love beef no I don't well I'm afraid I don't know like what kind of I don't know I think you should have Mouse and Murphy on shirts I think you should have then that would just pay for their vet bill so it's kind of like an even like baby teas in exchange for constantly visiting the open concept veterinary center. I heart beef.

Something about labias. Those could go together even. Okay. I'm afraid that I'm making labia my like bleach and tone. Like I'm afraid that my labia is like my Benson Boone backflip. Like I've got to shut the fuck up about it or it's going to become my signature. I'm afraid that my labia is like my Benson Boone backflip.

I've got to shut the fuck up about it or it's going to become my signature like really quickly. That is true. I love my large labia, by the way. And you know what? That's what I say back to all these plastic surgery shamers. I talk so openly about my fucking, I wave my labia like a fuck. Sure, you could have just gone and gotten a labiaplasty yeah and bitches are cutting them off left and right not literally left and right me i'm sitting on mine right now fuck you this is something i never thought i would say in 2025 what is it can we call lilac give me right now yes wait. Wait, should we give, like, should we explain the situation first?

Yes. But what if she just tells us no? I don't know. Okay, yeah. She's not going to. So Lila one time was on a trip. Who was she with? I think she was with Michaela Testa.

She was. She was with Michaela Testa and Alexa Delanos, I think, and they were in the Bahamas or like somewhere tropical and beautiful. And we were all in a group chat at the time. And Lila sent the group chat. She was like, you guys are going to die. Well, no, I have. Yeah, I have 40 cents in my bank account and I've overdrafted $8,000.

She goes, I just paid literally $3,000 for the most insane, insane photos. Like, you're going to die. Like, we're deep diving in the ocean, like scuba diving, photo shoot, full photo shoot, professional photographer. And we're like, Lila, you have no money. Like, what do you mean you just spent $3,000 on this? Like, these better be Met Gala level. And with her whole fucking chest, she sent us the photos

and I pray to God that she allows us to share them. I just want Laila to be in on this. Hello? Hi. I'm calling you live from the canceled podcast. Hello? Rise and shine. I'm calling you live from the canceled podcast. Hello. Rise and shine. Okay, Lila.

The other day. This is new. I know. This is new. It feels nostalgic a little. I just want to let you know that you are the funniest person alive. And that is something that we're never going to negate. And the other day we were going through our camera rolls um oh no and we found the photos of you scuba diving with the sharks yeah remember when you paid thousands of dollars

no like i want to say 3800 like i want to say 3,800 like I want to say I hit negative and I want to like show them on the podcast but I don't I didn't want you to like see the clip and think that you weren't like in on this like I wanted to get your permission my permission is insane um wait my permission to do what? So show these photos of you scuba diving on the canceled podcast right now. Like when I'm drowning? Wait, which one?

Like, just think that like you. Oh, the underwater one. Yes, like you really led with foot. Oh, yeah, I know. And then I'm not going to lie. I want to say, I don't know what it was i i want to say like do you guys remember this like i think my like nipple was out in one of the underwater photos it got my instagram deleted i literally paid paid 3.8 for shitty photos and no instagram

the funniest part of the whole thing was you thinking the photos were like literally top-notch, gorgeous, perfect. We would have gotten Sam Dabashek. It's just, it's so good. It's so good. We were going through our camera rolls trying to like write this live show.

Also, Lila, do you remember when I tried to pay you? When I tried to pay you $50 a day to come on the canceled tour? No, I want to say it was less. I want to say Brooke told me it was like $14.99. And everyone was like, Hannah, that's unethical. I vouched for you no Brooke was right it's actually crazy to think it's like Tana like you gotta

pay her more than that it's just and I was like this is a great deal no it was like $14.99 to do the show but then swear to god before the fucking show you'd pay me I don't know $75 per minute to give you a vac massage yeah and it just made no sense you ended up getting paid more as a masseuse than talent you'd pay me, I don't know, $75 per minute to give you a vac massage.

Yeah, and it just made no sense. You ended up getting paid more as a masseuse than talent. Well, Lila, I love you, and I wanted to just give you a little ring and let you know that your scuba photos were a topic of discussion over here. Don't worry, I paid $3.8K. I don't even think I have the photos. You don't have them? We'll send them to you. Thank God I got my money's worth. I'm putting us all in a group chat.

I love you, Gibney. I love you. Bye. Dude, I miss her so much sometimes. Me too. She's just so so fucking like it's like it's so good the foot 3800 is actually like truly diabolical like it's gonna be it's like like this is so relatable you know when you're younger and like you found like photos of like jay alvarez and alexis ren and you've got an underwater camera

and like you think you're recreating that and that's what this is giving and it's funny because even how i was just talking about like is my security not doing his job karma for tana con like you know she did something on like depop where like that 3800 was like fully justified yeah that's for that guy's 80 and i know how people i can already see the people now like you guys are gonna be back together in a second and like all these things and it's not that i just think that even as you grow with people or with or without people, like, you know, let's say we've all kind of grown in our lives are a little different. I can have appreciation for her bringing a level of comedy. Like that's insane.

Like to go negative for scuba diving photos. Like that, that week was the funniest week of my life because of that. And I have so much appreciation for that. And I'm just, I'm rooting for her no matter what. There's nobody on the planet. She even, she made a TikTok like I want to say a week or two ago where she was kind of just opening up about struggles with sobriety and different things and I was like dude like

I texted her I was just like no matter how close we are like I'm so proud of you for you know taking the steps on these journeys and I want nothing more than to see her thrive and win you know and like now i can look back so much so at like all of these things and like they're just no one will ever bring that level of humor like that girl needs a reality show so bad but she'd be destroyed but like so what like if paul american like paul american should honestly have lila gibney on for an episode. Like, come on. I'm pretty sure she's, like, got a restraining order. Or, like, Jake Paul has a restraining order on her or something.

Really? Yeah, I remember, like, I got kicked out of the team 10 house for being drunk. See, and I remember things like that. And it's like, oh, wow. Oh, my God. That that was so crazy my 21st birthday Jake was supposed to come and then he was beefing with Lila and Cole and it became this whole respect thing because I didn't I invited them and it was Armageddon it was truly a tale of two cities the Paul camp and the Lila Cole camp. And it was,

oh my God, Jordan Morona smack dab in the middle. Our lives are funny. Yeah, that's, oh my God, I forgot all about that. And I was crying like someone died. And like, looking back, it's like, Jake Paul didn't want to go to your 21st birthday because Lila Gibney was there. Like, you'd stop crying. Oh my God my god so good while I'm giving flowers I guess I don't know if I was really giving flowers actually I was trying to give Lila her flowers I'm proud of her for posting that well I have a few things actually I did just want to give Kayla Malik her flowers like she I'm so proud of her online just coming at this man so hard and finally you know what i mean like that's so fucking sad to be in a situation like that and like it's wild because

every time i see this now especially it lights such a fire under my ass she talks about this man being so abusive to her he broke her jaw he was strangling her and you know what's crazy that i didn't know until all of this is that when a man when domestic violence gets to the point of strangulation the chances of him killing you go up by 700 percent 700 percent like his name is evan johnson and it's like i i just i want to say his name i that man deserves nothing but prison and i can't believe she had to go through all of that. And it's so crazy. You always say you don't know what someone's going through and all those things, you know?

And it's wild that she was still being so bubbly and fun and light online while the heaviest shit was happening in her life. But still, I see so many comments where it's like, and from women too, where it's like, i'll see a video that's about her domestic abuse situation and the top comment is like i don't like her but yada yada yada like it's or like i know kayla's crazy but yada yada yada and like just still this like air of like victim shaming and blaming because people do not fit the case of their perfect fucking victim. It makes me so mad. Like I sent her voice memos, even just being like, dude, I'm so proud of you. You're going to help so many people. And she was like, essentially saying to me, like, you inspired me to be able to do this, like if type of thing, you know what i mean and it's like it's so crazy how often you just see these crazy

girls being shunned to speak up because they're crazy because society still does that shit like nobody asked if you fucking like her or not yeah and like like it it's so frustrating but i i don't like i don't see it ever stopping you know what i mean but it's like i don't know it's kind of goes back to what what I mean? But it's like... I don't know. It kind of goes back to what we were saying before where it's all a part of a bigger issue, but it is a lot of the women who are doing it all the time and it's like, wait, how did we get here?

And just all of it. If a girl is not a perfect angel, then she does not get the full right to have the same amount of empathy when being a victim as so many other women would get and it's so wild i had a girl recently a couple no actually last night one of my girlfriends called me and she does right and she was just kind of asking my opinion on this um and she was like i really want to talk about something that happened to me when I was a child, but I can already see the comments now

of saying that like I'm lying about this or I deserve it or like look that it just ended up with me doing OF and like whatever. And like essentially we talked it all through and obviously I'm telling her like, it sucks that the world is like that. And like if you don't feel ready to talk about this shit,'t then you know what i mean because you you are unfortunately going to face

so much of that but her end takeaway was like i'm not going to share what happened to me and mind you she has so many fans where this could be so helpful but i'm not going to share it to me because people won't take this seriously or have empathy for me or care for me because I also do OF. It's really disgusting. It's horrible. I just like, you know that I'm like such a ride or die, especially just like with everything that's happened with me,

about people taking any victim seriously, even if they're not your perfect girl. Bad shit can happen to outspoken women. Somehow less bad because it happened to somebody who like either you don't like or you don't agree with or who does something that you might not want to do like it doesn't make any sense yeah like like two things can be true at the same time like something horrible can have happened to somebody and they do something that

you don't care it's just as bad happening to kayla malik as it is happening to gabby petito it's just as bad happening to tana mojo as it is happening to youby Petito it's just as bad happening to Tana Mongeau as it is happening to you know what I mean just like it's so wild I don't know I'm just forever gonna ride for that and I I just want to say I'm so proud of Kayla Malik because it's like you're being the voice for so many of these girls and the more that it continues to happen and I don't know just the more that women like her and I speak up about things that happen to them the more it will normalize that and I think it's still just very sad societally you know I agree and it makes you think like you know obviously like you said she was like posting

and being bubbly and posting these makeup videos and stuff and like she was getting hate and stuff and it's like how many people is that happening to right now that haven't come out and like you know said something like we're watching it maybe in real time? Like, just be nicer to people. It's so crazy. Yeah. And it is just so crazy, too, that still people take somebody speaking up about something and it kind of like going viral, quote unquote, as an invitation to then discuss all the things

they like or don't like about them. Like, it has nothing to do with if you like her or not. And the fact that women everywhere are leading with that, like, I don't like her, but it's like, yeah. And people are like, you know, I'm, I'm sorry for being rude about her when this was going on. It's like, maybe you just shouldn't have been rude about her. Like something horrible doesn't have to happen to somebody for you to have like empathy for them. Like, it's really kind of crazy. And I saw something else like talking about Gabby Petito, actually. And they were like, you know, like Gabby Petito was like the girl who kept going back to her ex

boyfriend and the girl who like, didn't listen to you when you said like, leave your stupid guy, like boyfriend, whatever. Like you need to have more grace for people because it's like, that kind of shit happens. 100%.

It's awful. It's so awful. But I'm really proud of Kayla. And I just like, I absolutely adore her. And I think that, yeah, you don't have to like someone and you don't have to say that you don't like someone. You know what I mean? Leave it out of the comment.

Like backspace. What the fuck do we care if you like somebody or not? Like just have. And that just doesn't happen with men. It really doesn't. It's never a question when something happens to a guy about his personality and his you know what i mean like like truly i think societally women's personalities and the way they dress the way they look and the way they act and the way they talk are factors in how much people believe them

and care about them and empathize with them and it's it's just crazy it's it's so crazy like had i even just in that codico situation had I been so many other girls and said like this happened when I was 17 you know what I mean like it just the conversation would have been entirely different and so much bigger of a conversation too you know and it's just like I just I'm never gonna stop advocating and I just want to say I'm

proud of her and I think she did a lot for girls like us and I love her and I hope Evan Johnson goes to prison I agree and I'm glad you said that um prison or worse on a literal on the flip side of the coin well I don't know if I should actually go into this conversation completely after this because it's kind of I'm kind of going on the flip side of the coin here like just I guess I have to tell you what I'm talking about. But have you been seeing Katy Perry

and Gayle King and their press campaign for their excursion to space? No. I knew Katy Perry was going to space.

And I just I have a serious question and am I fucked up for saying this? I don't know yet. Did we not learn from the whole titanic scuba oh the submarine like what's wrong with just being on land calabasas katie why are we

going to space like i understand astronauts going to space do you know that also just you want to talk about 10 years back for women, she was saying like, we put the ass in astronaut. And like, the thing she was saying where like a man wrote it. I need to find it.

Hold on. I think when they talk about like going to space, I think it's like, like right outside our atmosphere. But why? Why? I just saw that thing about like that girl getting they got stuck in space like they meant to go for like eight days or something and they accidentally

went for like nine months and then donald trump was just like talking about her hair checks out it's oh my god it's so insane i just i don't like going through tsa i don't like turbulence on an airplane imagine Imagine the fucking sedation. I understand it's brave and it's cool, but then why? Like, just to come home, like, I went to space? Yes. And I sang, you're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you're no.

Like, if I was Oprah, I'd be like, Gail, stand down. You don't need to. Like, Oprah's probably got people up there. You know what I mean? Like, Oprah's probably, like, got Gail covered. I guess that is really true. Let's... Wait.

Lauren Sanchez, she's my friend. We're going to put the ass in astronaut. Lauren Sanchez is not my friend. She makes it so hard to be a kitty cat. She's seriously indefensible when she does shit like this. Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez are committed to wearing glam that's out of this world. Oh my god, I'm vomiting. This is actually setting women back.

This is awful for women. Listen, they are getting ready to blast off into space on April 14th. It'll be the first time anyone has ever journeyed to space in full glam. No, this is seriously so embarrassing. I identify as a man now. Like, I want no part of this. I'm humiliated to be of the same gender. Katie said, let me tell you something.

If I could take glam up with me, I would do that. We are going to put the ass in astronaut. She's given us no choice. We have to leave her in space. Like, these women going to space and only focus on their looks. And their hair. That's like, this is something a man would write. This is insulting. This is so insulting. This is how men think of us. I'm humiliated. Lauren says we're going to have lash extensions flying in the capsule. Oh no. Oh no. This is really, really bad. Like seriously, jail for everyone. Sorry, Gail. See, if I was invited

on this and I saw like my fellow passengers were doing this types of press, like I would actually give my seat up. I need somebody to really quickly get together an all female crew and just send them up so that this group. I mean, I like I get it. There's something camp about being full glam in space. But like what PR team approved this? And why are we leading with that? I kind of like I'm choosing to I'm choosing to believe they're trolling us. Like I don't think so.

I think they're like, it's so, it feels like they're joking. Like we would say, like when we're like, oh my God, I'm so skinny. I'm going to fall through this, you know, sidewalk slit. You know, like. It's just so funny to me. Like, we're going to put the ass in astronaut like leave this shit to nasa that's that's where she lost me because i know that katie has a more of a way with words than that and i just feel like it's like okay like katie why don't you make why

don't you call benny blanco up okay make the record and shoot a really out of this world music video okay really get the the green screen behind you get the cgi like i think it would give the same thing like if she truly just had like a really out of this world spacey little music video tour theme like all i just why is katie perry going to space now that i think about it, Katy Perry, you've really exhausted this space thing. Give it a rest. It's just... I just... Why? Erin, can you honestly Google this? Why is Katy Perry going to space?

I know why. The same reason people fucking run marathons or do triathlons or do shit that we don't want to do because they have different interests. I do. We had this conversation when we were talking about hiking Mount Everest that I know there's the caliber of people who's like i'm gonna do the unthinkable for pride but then when you see the like 8 000 dead bodies on mount everest it's like maybe check out if you can or if you're capable or not maybe and it just that's what it feels like

to me like yes you're doing it to say you did it but it's submarine energy to me it's like i i just think katie perry it's like get another me. It's like, I just think Katy Perry, it's like, get another Vegas residency and bedazzle an astronaut helmet and leave this shit to the Buzz Aldrins of the world. I picture Katy Perry saying- It's Buzz Aldrin, right? Yeah.

Close call there. Who's Buzz? Moon guy. Oh, I was thinking Buzz Lightyear. See, and then here I am talking shit about her saying putting the ass in astronaut and I'm going, moon guy. I should have just talked about minions.

Talk about stealing the moon. I can tell you really want to talk about whatever minion thing you keep bringing up. So let me just let you get it. No way out. No, it's more so just that I was like, I'm not going to bring my minion jargon to the canceled podcast, and then everything I'm saying has equally little to no substance. The Minions are speaking Spanish.

Apparently it's not like two spaces to the edges. Do you ever notice that? They're speaking remnants of Spanish. They are? Yeah. I kind of like that. If you really pay attention, it's closest. It's almost like Portuguese, where it's close enough to Spanish,

where it's Spanish. Can you guys hear me? I can hear you now, Aaron. Apparently it's not to space. It's to the edge of space. So it's like, Oh,

it's to the edge of space. It's just like up and then coming back down. It's not, it's just like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm not kidding. Like I'm thinking about how much fucking fuel it takes to get them up there. Bitch, let's talk about how much fuel

your Postmates driver's used. What, now you care about your carbon footprint? I'm calling fucking Greta. Get up, we're wasting time and resources. Oh, my God.

You're so right. You're literally like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Katie, you fucking NASA it up.

Put the ass in NASA, bitch. I want to go to space. Oh, is that why you're... I want to put the tits in... I don't know. There's no tits in anything. The tits? I want to put the tits in orbit.

The tits... Or tit. Yeah, that's as close as I could get. Gail, she hasn't aged a day. There's something about Gail King going to space that like... No, but now, you know what? Okay, I'm sitting here and I'm like, there's...

What's going on, Katie? She's going to be wearing that while she's eating freeze-dried ice cream sandwiches with a fucking wing. And it's like, we need people to go study the moon. Can I say something really quick katie perry is responsible for whatever happened to my eyelids what what her having that wing had a direct influence on whether or not i wanted to keep my eyelids let's talk about we're not ready to talk about that you know she set women back hundreds of years. The more I'm thinking about all of this, it's like I'm imagining there was a brand trip to the White House. Right. And it was like Alex Cooper and like all these people who arguably deserve to go to the White House.

And then like if I got invited. I would go. Right. And I'd be like, look, I'm at the White House. So it's kind of like, like Katy Perry, like, you know, she might be a little, it might be a bit of a reach to bring her to space, you know, whereas like Gayle King

makes a little more sense to me. But then it's like, you know what, Katy, go off. That's what you get for waking up in orbit. I, you know, I'm choosing to believe she's going to have an amazing time.

Shut up and put your helmet where your mouth is. maybe we'll get a good hit out of it in 2021 they did it too with an nfl hall of famer michael schrein oh i think there's been cats in space no way yeah i wonder if they had if you got an offer to go to space do you know that i did get an offer to go to space actually like a couple years ago did get an offer to go to space actually? Like a couple years ago. But it was also Natalie Bowling. I remember this was like after party I think. Yeah, the NFT people were trying to take us to space.

And I remember there was a point where I really had to weigh it out. And I decided I just wouldn't. I'm too scared. Would you go? If Tart was like tripping with Tart in the. I can't even go to Bora Bora. Let's not talk about space. Tripping with Tart in the Milky Way. It's just like, that's so funny.

I would love to see some. There are... I would have gone on that submarine for sure. I would love to see like Ken Urich in space, though the more I'm thinking about it or like... She'd be so funny. She'd be fucking hilarious in space. So I mean...

She'd be on Hinge. Yeah. Oh my God. I love her Hinge stories. She's just like Bebe's on Hinge. Yeah. Oh my God. I love her Hinge stories. She's just like Bebe. Except more violent. Yeah. Someone from my life

is making a bit of a resurgence, but I think I will tell you about it on the Patreon because this one needs a paywall. Okay.

But this was a great episode. Blefs, NASA, Uber Eats, Gibney Scuba Excurs. Women don't deserve rights. Thank you for listening to another episode

of the Canceled Podcast. Goodbye.