Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 118: WE RATED INFLUENCERS AWFUL COACHELLA OUTFITS WE RATED INFLUENCERS AWFUL COACHELLA OUTFITS

Episode Date: April 27, 2025

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If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge then mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast god page has got it okay hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast it took everything in me not to do that again why why'd you do it the first time i know i don't i don't know i see page and i get like weirder like with you i'd like you know we're cute i don't bring it out of you you don't bring no you you make me like put it back in but i think that's a good thing like it is you know i just saw a couple or a comment on our on our last episode that said uh it appears we've been to couples therapy i know i really it's actually crazy we were talking about this today and i was

like i wish you could tell the girls during jorts gate like i was telling her how we just filmed a youtube video and i was like really excited to edit it and like watching it like smiling thinking like god i love brooke and it's like damn if you could tell those jorts gate but oh my god i know i'm like scared to see the footage from that time like when that was going down and J-Rod was like recording the WWE Smackdown and we were like running room to room like really bad but it kind of goes along with the whole theme that's like that it was like too fresh to ever talk about it like now we can look back on it and be like oh it was so funny that we like actually low-key like hated each other so much literally wanted each other dead and it's it is funny too because it's like we would talk about Jorts gate but like there was like a cool like four months where we would talk about it and i was still like

like was that um eight is crazy yeah okay we're having blends together in my brain i think it was nine is crazy and i said i'm sorry eight you know what's funny is obviously the takeaway from jorts gate truly like we both still see it so differently. Like there isn't an answer of like who was right or wrong. Like I think there was a lot of care. Honestly, still murky water. I'm like, don't undo your progress. Right.

Well, that's true. But like it was her idea. But we're having J-Rod make an edit that like makes her look like a saint and making an edit that makes me look like a saint. Like it's funny that you can edit the footage to be. Literally like from both of our perspectives, like how I viewed it versus how she viewed it. That's so fucking funny. In video form because it exists.

That is so fucking funny. And then like leave it up to the audience. Yeah, exactly. Let's ask the audience. What was your like takeaway? Like what was your main emotion during Dwarf Skate? Well, I was stressed the fuck out. I honestly think I was a little more Team Brooke at the time because i went to the other room

i was like talking to brooke in confidence i was like listen i know she's being crazy she might be in the wrong thank you and j-rod has the footage on my cheeks are like literally red so tough i'm not i mean yeah maybe i need to like re-watch the footage and really think i guess i really blame a complete third party and we'll get into this on tour but like I blame entirely bleep her name obviously oh but I was talking about this actually with Seth and Brittany today it's like she was just taking Brooke like a little fucking chihuahua and spinning her up getting her ready for me to come down like she was creating this warfare environment telling Brooke we're not gonna get paid if i do something like yeah if we're late like we there's no money everybody

gets turned away all this stuff so in my head i'm like oh my god we are so late like we're about to ruin our lives like she calls me and says should i wear jorts but she also like went around it so ass backwards because i was texting you being like if you guys are late like the show is not going to go on like everyone's going to get fucked but like going to you about it's like text me mind you this bitch was leaving all the merch behind in cities it's like do your damn job and it's just it's crazy too because like being a is kind of knowing and understanding people's demeanors and i feel like just in what world do you think it's a good idea to like get her livid at me or vice versa before a show like it's like whoa like what the where do

you get off yeah and i'm already so anxious also at that point we were still operating completely as a unit like i wasn't allowed to individually uber to the venue like i had to wait for her yeah and that's so i'm sitting in the lobby like fucking fucking just her. Even in, she instilled that rule. Like Brooke has to wait, which is crazy because of our timing differences. Like the second we just started going separately, we thrived. Yeah.

Cause once I'm there, I'm like, I don't care. Like I'll go on stage. Fuck it. Yeah. I forget. Did George scale?

Like did the blowout fight happen before y'all went on stage? No, it happened after. Okay. Really? Right. See, I don't know.

It's like all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And see, and how am I commenting on something that I literally don't know it's like all yeah yeah yeah and see and how am i commenting on something that i literally don't know i just remember lila being funny after because we were making funny jorts jokes on stage and then when you got off you were so mad about it i was like wait are we actually fighting yeah and lila was talking about how like a fan invited her to the club she's like okay guys have fun i'm going she was being so funny i have like the unedited footage from that night too because

i was vlogging oh wow i'm excited because like just this whole show being about how far we've all come like it's gonna be so excited exciting to like review that footage and just like i don't know and just thoughts we've never thought of before like the beginnings of tour like when we were sharing a room i've just been talking to like what the fuck how you're my assistant and you guys are sharing a room. You know that she just came to that realization. Like a couple days ago. Like I was like.

And remember when you used to make me share a room with Paige. Every single time. And it's not even that I didn't want to share a room with you. It's just that. One. You were one of our assistants. And it wasn't mine. Dude.

Oh my god. Like that is so not. Everything was ran so improperly. And I'm so excited to like laugh at that now. It's so. It is so cool how far we've come. It's crazy like the beginning of the tour days i was the tour manager like why was i going and like doing sound check and like bands and like yeah literally that's crazy like doing the powerpoint like that's insane well and just how bad does the person hired

have to be for you to have to do it and like pretty sure Lila was helping her out around town yeah like that's crazy and I was trying to pay her four dollars a day that's also not literally taking it yeah it's so fair well I mean fuck I want to like talk more about touring because I am just so excited this is like I think this is the last episode that will go live before we're officially out on the road so I mean we've been filming so much but like this is crazy like goodbye la i know hello norway hello oslo norway and paris france i'm like dude it is funny because looking back every time we've ever been in paris i don't think i've ever once met a parisian fan like anytime in paris if anyone's coming up to me it's people who are

traveling they're from america like i don't if anyone's coming up to me, it's people who are traveling. They're from America. Like I don't think anyone's ever been like, bonjour. I love the canceled podcast. Not once. Like they're just so classy there, but like it's showing in the numbers.

So if you're literally like, even if you're like an hour from Paris, like can you come on out so we don't have to cancel this show? Like I'm not even kidding. Please. And Berlin, Germany. I'm like, even if you're in the US,

just take a flight. No, I'll pay for it just to like fill the feeder that's what it's gonna be it's gonna be like bitches from tampa who came out like we don't have fans in paris or like in the greatest showman when they hand out tickets outside stop yeah like we literally might have but they wouldn't even want to i swear the parisians are so classy but i mean let's do a classy show never that try i mean it is just like i don't know you can't expect to just have fans globally like selling out all of australia and like the uk is doing really great we just added a second show in london if you're in london and you want to come please come in amsterdam oh yeah like to sell out most of these is such a blessing like i don't want

to hone in on the one show that isn't selling but like please somebody help us someone parisian how do you say please in french that's our problem probably it's gotta be like thank you thank you what's partly vous si vous plaît oh is it si vous plaît oui oui si vous plaît buy tickets dude you know what was crazy i didn't know you guys had fans like that in australia Oh, is it Sifu Play? Oui, oui. Sifu Play, buy tickets. Sifu Play. Dude, you know what was crazy? I didn't know you guys had fans like that in Australia. Australia's crazy. I didn't either, but like it makes sense if you think about it, like, because it is so similar to like just the White Fox of it all.

That's how I like compare everything because like the White Fox girls are so similar to like us. Yes. Even the other day we went to the White Fox event and all the Australian girls were like, we're coming to the show. We're so excited for you to do a show.

And I was like, ah! Yes. That was British, huh? I think so. But I'm not 100% sure. Australian's hard, like,

nor. Nor. Nor. Yeah. But like, saying other things, I just go British. When we're in Australia,

we need to meet up with the Irwins. Like Bindi. Bindi. I think it's rob right yeah did you see whenever imagine what he just did like a he like stepped out in sports illustrated rob irwin yeah i love that though i feel like weirdly like we were a part of the irwin children's household and why is that one of those things it's almost like um there was like steve irwin mr ramsay oh how are you gonna compare those two people no like i need to know how you're gonna tie them together i thought we were talking about like childhood like i'm talking about like even

just like fear of skunks like things and things that felt so big quicksand when we'd like like Steve Irwin's passing when we were like we did that was big Tiger Woods cheating yeah yeah like and now just the Irwin kids are all grown up I would love to hang out with Miss Bindi imagine we get I don't think she would love to hang out with us I don't think so at all we were talking about this last night because in Vegas Siegfried and Roy used to have the show with the tiger and we were talking about how I think it was Roy. One of them ended up getting bit by the tiger. And that was like a pivotal moment in Vegas.

Like everyone knew it was on the news everywhere. Cause it was like one of the longest running Vegas shows, but it is crazy. Like, what do you mean every night you go out and do it? Like imagine every night on tour, we also had a saber tooth tiger. I just like, I just like started biting your ankle. Yeah. Like it's like, that's crazy. Like, you know, also it's like that's crazy like you know

also it's like live that it's leave the fucking animals alone like leave the fucking animals alone put Shamu back in the ocean put the tiger back in the jungle enough yeah as you're like I want to meet a koala those just like don't seem real though those are like build bears they really are they are they're like kind of they're bigger than you would expect There are certain animals That I don't believe exist Like just in the wild Like hamsters for example Like where are the hamsters That aren't in

You know what I mean Whoa no you ain't Where's a hamster Betta fish Where the fuck are those Petco Only Petco Oh my god

Hedgehogs Right Yeah where the hell is a hedgehog One time I had a betta fish And he went missing And then I found him Literally dried up And petrified in my Sperry Top Cider. Swear to God. I was like, where did he go?

He flopped out and he landed in my shoe. He made some frat friends and he wanted to be one of the boys? I don't know. They are suicidal. They're known for being suicidal, which is relatable. Yeah, I've always felt connected to betta fish. Maybe that's why. I've always had a betta fish my whole life. why I've always had a beta fish my whole life.

And every time I knew I would die, my mom would just replace it with a new one. And we're like two beta fish. If you think about it. Yeah. Like they put us in a tank together. We almost killed each other, but now we just swim harmonious.

Yeah. Oh, where are hedgehogs natives? I love Amish Aaron Googling something from 10 minutes ago. It's my favorite thing. It's not that he's late. It's that we're late to notice that he's done. No,

I know, but it's just like, it's like my new favorite part of cancel. Africa, Asia, and Europe. But like, oh my God, we should try to find a hedgehog.

What kind of climate do they live in? Yeah, because that seems all over the board. It really does. That's like a, that's like,

they're well-traveled. That's like New York, Tampa, and Phoenix. Do you guys remember on tour when I had to have the bus? Well, it was the middle of the night,

but I had to have the bus pull over so that I could throw up and I got skunked. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Did you actually get sprayed? Yeah, well, like not so much so that it was like, like I could get back on the bus

and I was okay, but like I still got skunked. It was so funny because she was like just fucking livid the next day. And there's something so like cartoon character about like Brooke stomping around angry

because she got sprayed by a skunk. When middle of the desert i'm already throwing up and now i'm getting skunk fucking live but just like arguably the funniest thing to be like furious about like like so real but just like i woke up and it's like ah and you're like i almost got sprayed by a skunk and i'm like what that is some shit like straight out of tom and jerry like what the fuck do you mean yeah exactly that's so funny i'm gonna miss the bus on this tour i'm gonna miss richard oh my god our bus driver richard i have like the biggest biggest like one-sided i don't even know crush you can fantasy yeah i was like trying to think of something that like wasn't totally creepy but no but richard was Richard was eating it up. Unrequited love with Richard.

Yeah. No, I don't think it's unrequited. I think he would have done it in a heartbeat. And you guys would like write each other love notes. It was kind of poetic. It was a love note. He left. What did he, what was the sweet, he wrote like the sweetest letter the last day.

It was like. It was on like a Dixie paper plate. Yeah, but he wrote like you got like something like so sweet about all of us. It was so cute. I love him because it was cute how we'd sometimes communicate with him in notes because like he'd be up all night driving and then we'd be like doing our thing all day so we wouldn't always see him and then we'd like oh my god yeah i'm gonna miss the bus so much and he'd be driving like ripping his box mod vape yes and we'd be like just going through the back country oh yeah there were some nights that i really was like

damn like i'm hitting the ceiling though like it was crazy like do you think any elements of the original tour are going to come back because of the lack of bus for example like the original when we first started yeah i mean we literally almost missed a flight today i was just gonna say brooke did you fly today yeah oh oh Oh yeah, we left Vegas this morning. That's why I'm not joking. I'm running off two hours of sleep and just pure fucking adrenaline. I love it. I got Sudafed and Celsius. Propanenol and DC.

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added to your account so you can use it later thank you seat geek for sponsoring today's episode of the cancelled podcast wait how was vegas though how was the show vegas was fucking phenomenal i just like anyone with a brain would argue that spending the final weekend before you leave the country for a month in las vegas is the dumbest thing you could ever do or like also replacing coachella with vegas because you want to like conserve energy and like be less dead like makes no sense but like vegas is just max consumerism max fucking dopamine like I'm doped out I'm max like I feel yay and I feel like because I know I'm not gonna go back to Vegas until like September I like

did my big one I kind of wish I went it was so fun and like Trisha's show I guess we should like talk about that it was like uh-huh amazing I feel like truly I was like there's no better replacement to Coachella than Trisha Paytas live like we have Shallow at home you know and it was like the crowd was more fucking hyped than half the Coachella sets that I saw I'm not even kidding they were like well that's not saying much did

you see what they did when they brought out what's his name something Brian May when Benson Boone brought out the guy from Queen. Yeah, dead silent.

Just nothing going on. I have so much to say about Benson Boone when we get into Coachella. That happened when Billy brought out gorillas. Do you remember that year? And I'm not joking.

The crowd was silent. Me and Kyla were going fucking ape shit. I was like, what the fuck? Like, there's no way. I can't lie.

I remember being like, what is this? It's definitely a combination of things sometimes you like can't literally can't tell what's going on and then also like just the element of like that's my thing I like can't see half the time like I literally just couldn't see who Billy brought out but I do just want to say I love Trisha Paytas so much and I was so proud of her her Vegas show she deserves it she's like manifesting a Vegas residency and like I could completely see it happening she made me rap hefner how is that dude i saw like kind of clips but i feel like you kind of like you did what you do oh you're like i like completely got out of it by like like you did

the um like who wrote this yes yes 100 i put the mic to the crowd completely like i think i said maybe like five words of hefner actually into the mic because- All you have to say is fuck on your bitch like I'm. I don't even know if I said fuck on your bitch like I'm Hefner. I know I said like cash come in lumps. I know I said that one. Is that a line? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Which is crazy. Like no one should be rapping the word lumps. It's funny when I first told Paige, Paige was like, Tana, I could be on my deathbed and ask you as my dying wish to rap Hefner and you wouldn't do like you love trisha that much and it's true but the power that she holds i'm not joking needs to be studied she's so amazing anything that we can copy from her show directly unless unless we do a full-blown dance routine no i'm not gonna lie like good she made me want to tour music again like there is something like or or do it again. Like it is,

there's just something so nice about like having backup dancers and like the track playing and like people are hyped. No matter what. If you do certain songs, what about me? That's what I'm saying. Like, no,

she, and I look like I'm doing a damn good job, but like, I really, I probably wrapped like five words and, but it was, it was just like so fun. And I love her and throwing it.

The like, it's so funny. wrapped like five words and but it was it was just like so fun and i love her and throwing it the like it's so funny no it was fierce i'm not joking to you brookie you should have seen the fucking crowd going ape shit for tana and trisha announced it in such a way where she was like kind of hinting at it but like wasn't making it too obvious she's like who's the most famous person from Vegas everyone's cheering they're like Tana going crazy hilarious Elvis

Presley one person I heard one person go Elvis and I was like real but then Trisha was like oh my gosh she's like

yeah guys you're right like it's Tana she's like I wish so badly she could be here tonight but you know like she's at home preparing for tour

and blah blah blah meanwhile Tana's on her Instagram story like i'm in vegas literally literally but trisha like did it in such a way where like the crowd was like a little psyched out and then she came out and i'm not joking like my eardrums were vibrating oh i think that i really do like trisha obviously also i was saying no to this like she was very much like you have to do hefner and you know trisha like so excited and i'm like what if we did Viva Las Vegas I'm pitching other things like what if I was a part of Shallow and she's just like dying on the hill and like you can't tell her no at a certain point it's like if she's if she believes this to be iconic it's Trisha

Paytas it's her show that's what we're gonna do and I think I guess I forgot how like even just seeing the TikToks have like so many views and people being excited and the crowd was going wild. I was like, damn, like she ate, she was right. And like, it's also that you never do it. Yeah. That's part of the like appeal is that like, I cannot believe she did this again.

Like I just saw someone say like, oh, I'll never do that song again. I was like, that's Tana and Hefner. It really is. Wait, what? You know, you go. No, I was saying a T like, were you on the,

we were on a boat one time and Ty as a joke, like took the ox cord and put on Hefner. It really is. Wait, what? You know, you go. No, I was saying to T, like, were you on the, we were on a boat one time and Ty, as a joke, like, took the ox cord and put on Hefner. I'm not joking. I swung on him. She stood up. She goes,

who the fuck put this on? I thought she was joking and she was like, whoever it is, get the fuck off the boat. Ty's standing there like this.

No, but then he wouldn't, no, but then he wouldn't turn it off. Like, he kept, no, I think he was trying to. And no, and then he switched to like w or something and I swung on him and I shouldn't have done that and like but that really is like how much I fucking hate it like I and like I always thought it was a bit when she was like oh

my god I hate Hefner I hate my music I was like oh shut it like Hefner there's there's a lot bigger fish to fry than Hefner I agree with that I just all of it takes me it just cringes me out like obviously for all the obvious reasons but I'm it takes me it just cringes me out like obviously for all the obvious reasons but i'm learning to embrace it trisha's helping me like really honestly it was a coachella 2019 yeah it was it was a time you had to be there whatever i get that and i get that it resonates with people for some god forsaken unknown reason but i don't know it was great trisha's ultimate hype woman she was like it's like Brittany coming out of retirement I'm like you are lost it is like that I walked into her house the other day in a cheetah set and she looks at me and she was like you look just like Halle Berry

like and pulls up this photo of Halle Berry in a cheetah set I was like Trisha you were so out to lunch my ultimate hype woman and yeah we love her she's doing something special for this international tour as well for us. And it's so funny because she's performing like Radio City Music Hall this week. How crazy is that? I mean, it's not surprising, but it's like, how do we? She's doing something else so crazy that people don't know about. Her somehow finding the time to do something for our show.

She's the best. I love her so much. And our show is going to be iconic because of, you know, multiple reasons, but her helping. I'm excited. I'm so excited. I'm getting the itch. Can't wait to go.

But yeah, Vegas was amazing. It was the best little final send. I'm trying to think of anything else that happened. Brookie, I'm not joking. One of the, actually the craziest moments of my entire fucking life.

Last night, we're sitting at the roulette table and it's like, Tana, me, our Vegas pals. And we're all just like betting like whatever. Deed to my house on the table. Twenty thousand dollars. She started like liquidating her assets.

She's like putting the Van Cleef on the fucking table. She's like, OK, five K on four, whatever. So she's starting to like get down on her money. Like budget is low. And she's like, what do I do? Like asking me for numbers. She keeps like missing. This random man walks up to the table.

He's standing in front of the wheel. No one's paying him any mind. He just going he just goes 21 but he's like yelling he's going 21 21 and he's being like is this the only word he knows like he's making a whole bit out of it like he knows no other words came up didn't even say anything didn't introduce himself just going 21 21 21 originally they're like trying to shoo him away and I'm at the point I think that when you start really getting down on money gambling

I become so delusional I'm like looking for numbers on the exit sign I'm asking strangers I'm like looking at what time it is yes I'm not kidding

I go Tana listen to him like he knows something we don't like he's fucking omniscient like I was like put it on fucking 21 and so she puts it on 21 I think he says like

two other numbers she puts her things down 21 think he says like two other numbers. She puts her things down. 21 hits. Wheel spins. 21 fucking hits. Like the whole casino screaming. And then he's not saying any other words, by the way.

He's not betting on the numbers. He's literally just yelling. Even after it hits, he's just going 21. He's only saying 21. And then like he doesn't say anything else. And then he's like going 16, 16. We do it keep sitting he keeps calling the numbers this happens like three more times and then he just walks away he doesn't bet any of his own money he doesn't say thank you he doesn't say hi you owe him 10 at least it was the craziest shit out literally and we know going 21 all night

and it was everything maybe it was his 21st but like not even playing his own chips just like helping us out and then just walking away into the like into the abyss i swear to god he poofed away into a cloud like no it was actually it was so crazy to begin with i he might have just been like a figment of my imagination i'm so serious you know how i keep going to places while something that i don't want to be at during like the time i'm there is happening like first i went to cabo during spring break okay so insane i go to miami it happens to be music during like the time i'm there is happening like first i went to cabo during spring break okay so insane i go to miami it happens to be music week i'm like oh my god kill me now i get to vegas and i get to resorts world where i always stay and mind you resorts world is usually pretty calm i do meet some girlies and like people also know i love it so they'll like come looking

for me there now and again and like whatever i get there this time and they're having a sorority and fraternity just college convention inside of Resorts World. Was it a convention or was it a weekender? Well,

like one of those, I think, like the trips. I've been seeing people painting their coolers. I literally, it's so funny even when I hear

the word sorority, like I do think of you and I was like, oh my God, no, but it was like, it was so nuts and just like, oh like oh my god crazy but just college was there and you can tell this it was just I was gonna say kind of similar to like the 21 story something fucking magnificent happened

at the roulette table so me and Tanner are sitting there minding our business she's playing her numbers and this guy walks up randomly he goes are you Tana Mongeau and she's like yeah I am he grabs a chair which i hate when i'm gambling especially when it's a man it's fine when it's the girlies but i'm like and then people will sit down to gamble just so that they can like grill me on shit and it's like i'm locked into black 11 hitting right now like do you not understand the deed to my house is on this shit like mind you he's playing with like five dollar chips like this man is just like throwing enough on the table to like be there at the table with her so he's like are you tana

mojo and she's like yeah i am like whatever um he starts talking to her mind you i have on a bus down chain that says tana around my neck because i'm about to go rap no wrong bitch um so he starts like introducing himself to tana and she's like yeah i'm tana she goes this is my friend page i swear to god i fucking hate straight men this man doesn't even look in my direction does not even acknowledge my existence just goes anyway so like he's talking to tana and she goes this is my friend page doesn't say anything just keeps talking to her like at her actually talking at her i literally go he tells me he's the ceo of just college he's trying to get me to do an appearance mind you this man we're in high limit the minimum amount that you have to gamble is a hundred dollars a hand he's playing with seven dollars I'm like you don't even have the budget for a high limit

what do you mean you have the budget for me to do a college appearance and he's just yapping whatever and then what happened I was like page what number right right no but he's like I'm not joking completely ignores me I go okay period like what I literally verbatim i go what the fuck doesn't it's like i'm invisible isn't that the weirdest thing it was so bizarre so then he's like his friend walks up mind you my number in roulette is black four that is my go-to fucking number every single time i love hearing that i made her so big i know his friend walks up i'm not joking first thing he says is oh oh my God, fuck, fuck four. Not like- We're talking about four about to hit and he goes, fuck four.

And then he bets all of his money on 28 and then four hit. It was so poetic. It was great. It was- And your money was there? Tana's was. Oh, okay.

Our money. Cause I literally- Oh, that really matters. Like they spun the wheel. I go, Tana bet on four, just like on principle. And it hit. He lost all of his fucking chips.

I was like, thank God. I hope he chokes on us. And then he came up 19 more times. It was. And then he had all the girls on FaceTime. So then, of course,

it's like the women are on FaceTime. So I'm going to be nice. Like I love the girls and the gays, but it was just not now. Of course, a man like that would just run just college. You know what I mean? It's just like interesting.

Sometimes the things people say and do, like like i don't understand how someone would think that i would ever like them or want to keep talking to them if they're like blatantly ignoring my friend or just like the things what happened at the pickle thing where a girl said something to you oh my god this is like mean this is kind of mean but this this girl was at the pickle event and it's a group of like ari amari ashley ty standing in a circle and this fan is like talking to them and i walk over to the group like they're about to take a picture and i was just minding my business and the girl goes oh my god wait page she goes wait wait get in the picture get in the picture you're the most important one oh i go oh that's insane like verbatim i go that's insane honestly like so

something i would say though just like being an idiot but i know it's like even just like i don't know it's so wild the things sometimes that people say when like coming up to you like i feel like we just had i don't even know if you clocked it but we had a moment recently i don't want to say where we were because it'll be like i don't know i don't want her to see it but we she was talking to this girl and well she came up to her and she was talking she's like oh my god i follow you talking to tana and like it's just us three standing there so i'm like kind of trying to get on in on the conversation but like she same thing not looking at me not talking to me and i'm like you know saying the word because it's so awkward for me i want to be

nice to this person who supports me but like but yeah it's it's like a long time now that they're talking back and forth she's asking like tana all these questions blah blah and i'm like at this point i've just like accepted i'm not in the conversation and then finally she turns to me and she goes oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't even notice it was you and i'm like what does it matter if it was me or not you know what i mean like i'm still standing here like it doesn't matter if you had no idea because she was like oh my god I like I'm so sorry I follow you like I didn't even realize that was you and she goes take off your glasses I'm like honestly not right now left up it was so funny it was but it just it bothered me kind of because I

was like who can't like you should have acknowledged me regardless because I'm standing here we're all three standing here it's been like 10 minutes now it is weird because even if a fan comes up to me or tana or whoever and like they have a friend with them but like the the friend's not saying anything or like introducing themselves and like maybe like they don't know who we are i always make sure to include the friend too like i'll meet the fan or like whatever and then i'll turn to the friend and be like oh my gosh by the way my name's page like so nice to meet you me too because i've been on the opposite end of it so many times you notice it like because same it's like if we're with tea in public like fans are going to come up to her and just like talk to her so then it's like i'm twiddling my thumbs like on the outskirts

which is fine but it's like same idea it's like i guess the excitement just probably ruins what like a lot of people would normally have like normal social etiquette like i i can't imagine the way i'd act to adam sandler and a group of people he's with you know what I mean like I do understand like now that you put it that way I want to sleep but even like everything yeah even like we like you know what people do you know my actual biggest this try being an influencer for a day that I have no pet peeves I love meeting everyone so long you know what I mean the girls and the gays everyone but I hate and I don't know you this just happened to us it was you me and Zach and then someone comes up whatever and they're talking to you and me and whatever and they turn to zach and they're like i don't know you i'm sorry i don't know you i don't know you

and like no he doesn't do the internet like it's you know what i mean like you don't have to like proclaim to people that you don't know them and i was saying that my like oh my god just my least favorite interaction is whenever i meet a fan and they have a lorazza pam louisiana rich mom and she's standing there telling me over and over and over and over and over again because it's fine the first like one or two times i'll crack a joke i don't know you i just i don't know you i don't know you i don't do i don't have tiktok i hate that i don't know you i don't know you It's like Sounds like you want to I don't know you Like after

Cause I'll always crack the joke Like you don't want to You know what I mean Like it's better That you don't Whatever But like by the It'll always be like

17 times That the rich mom Is like tsunami I don't know you You know And it's like I don't need you to After a while

It's like so rude You know It's like Yeah Like you I got the point the first three times. It's always just never necessary to the conversation at all. Like, what does it matter?

Like, I don't know you either. I know. It's so bizarre. It really is after like the fifth time that it pisses me off because it's like fine the first couple of times. And like parents always do that. And like people always do that. Or they'll be like the friend who does that.

But like, it's so funny. It's like you've told me 16 times that you don't know me. And that's okay. We can meet right now. Like, hi, it's nice to meet you. I'm still a human being. It's just funny to me. I don't know.

Wait, Brookie, what'd you do instead of Coachella? Did you just stay here? I just stayed here. She blessed Coachella. Yeah, I've been recovering. But honest to God, I think this was my first time ever. Well, actually, this was my first time not going to Coachella. But I had zero FOMO at all.

No, same. I almost got a little bit of it one day, but then I called Bebe and she was in bed and it was like 6 p.m. And I was like, wait. Really? Yeah. Oh, like she left the festival?

No, she just didn't even go to the festival that day. And so I was like, no FOMO. Bebe's not even there. Which headliner day? Day two. So whatever that was. Oh, damn. Bebe Miss Charlie XCX.

Yeah, BB Miss Charlie. That's so surprising. Yeah, that's crazy. But that says a lot as well. I will say like day one and leading up to it, seeing everybody get to Palm Springs and like even just people being at my house, getting outfits and stuff. And like, I don't know, like all of that and seeing Gaga's performance. I had a lot

of fomo and then once i got to like trisha's show gaga's performance was also like the greatest ever like i feel like coachella hasn't seen something like that the playing chess with her former self like it's oh my god sometimes i would rather see something like that though like where i can really see it i wouldn't have even seen it had i been there 100 yeah like you wouldn't have known it was a chess board just like watching from the audience. And so like, I feel like I was having a little bit of FOMO through that. And then I started seeing the surplus of misery TikToks. And I never want to like relish in a bunch of influencers being miserable. I wanted to see everybody miserable if I was allowed to be there.

Misery loves company. And obviously Coachella has all of the things to complain about but even like the car camping this year like I just feel like so much went wrong very fire festival vibes yeah yeah very TanaCon so much I'm kidding um but like so much went wrong that it was just like it's so interesting though like even I guess can can we start with the car camping of it all and the camping? Yeah. I have never understood Coachella camping. I understand camping, right?

Camping's cheap. You pack your tent, you go and you camp in the woods. You're with nature. Why the fuck would anybody want to pay $10,000 to camp? It's hot as a bitch. Is it $10,000? It's really expensive. It's hot as a bitch. Is it $10,000? It's really expensive. It's expensive as fuck to camp at Coachella.

Even the like, but did you see the fucking showers? Like even that, even base level Coachella camping is thousands of fucking dollars. Did you see people bringing tables? Like a man brought like Ikea last shelf to the Coachella camping grounds.

Like at that point. But wait, okay. Question. Is there like levels? Yes. Levels to coachella camping grounds like at that point but wait okay question is there like levels yes levels to like the camping grounds yes okay so is it like there's like even you can get like the like for like eighteen thousand dollars you can stay in like a tent like a big like pre-made tent but like traditional car camping it is very expensive but it's the camaraderie like i like this year obviously it looks like really crazy because everything like kind of went wrong but like typically it's the best coachella experience

like from anyone who goes it says that they are campers and it's like you're staying on the ground to live an uncomfortable life no but like i'm sorry bless your heart but like you will pay twenty thousand dollars for a house and you'll still sleep on the floor so like i'm just confused you're i guess you're right but like just the showers and like the heat like i'd rather stay in a motel six than camp i know but like it's it's like a permanent tailgate because it's like everybody's you know talking to each other and you meet friends and you go from tent to tent you kind of got me there you got me there you're right there like 100 i would like enjoy that no everybody who i know who's gone

camping camping says that they would never do it any other way after having done it. Every single person. I think it would be so sick to like wake up on the grounds. I did it once. But by like mistake, I literally like my friends were camping and I was so blacked out. I stayed at their campsite. Was it fun?

A blast. Damn. But mostly because the next I was a pick me or I am a pick me. So the next day I just like loved being able to say like I slept over at Coachella yeah no that's everything though that actually does make like a lot more sense and then what else they meshed VIP and artists so all the influencers were up in arms about paying because I if I had to like I feel like when I pay for an artist band like 80% of the price I'm paying is so that I can enter and exit without all the chaos.

Like just like, it makes it so much nicer and like less lines and like all of the things. So to mesh that, it's like how the fuck can there be such a big price difference? I saw some people saying that that happened

and then I asked somebody else and they were like, that is literally not true. Really? Yeah, I guess I just saw James Charles like yelling at two times speed. Yeah, like Bebe had an artist pass and she was like totally different entrance. Oh. literally not true really yeah i guess i just saw james charles like yelling at two times yeah i i like bb had an artist pass and she was like totally different entrance oh oh so i'm spreading

fake news yeah but like so do we often so like what can we really say but um yeah i i spread although like stagecoach for example like stagecoach you can have an artist pass but like it's not the same as coachella like you still have like a lot of this like it's pretty much the same as vip whereas that coachella like an artist still have like a lot of this. It's pretty much the same as VIP. Whereas at Coachella, like an artist pass, like makes a big difference. So I think it might've been like,

since they are like the same grounds and stuff, maybe they started collabing on some ideas. And like they got rid of the pedicabs because of too many lawsuits. Well, Hailey Bieber was still driving the golf cart. So dude, Oh my God,

your team about this. And I feel like sometimes i like we want to hold back about it because like obviously you get in trouble if you like hayley bieber these days but like i do no i get in trouble for like not i don't not liking her yeah i get in trouble for like talking shit too but yeah there's no like you on this one i think like who cares she's driving her boyfriend around okay so yeah i i'm i go on this whole pitch and i'm like driving a golf cart is fun all my comments mind you are you don't drive you have a golf cart i have driven golf carts but i'm just on this whole tangent that like driving

a golf cart is fun like whatever and i just think people hayley beaver could actually like drink aquafina water and people will be like justin's not getting you aquapana and like be up in arms and i do think there's like some validity to that but then page and anna lee were kind of being like he's in the back that's what bothered me she is driving the car like she is a goddamn uber and then there's a clip of him and it don't make my girl look too good like she's going in the front and of a car and he gets in the back like there's no way in hell i Like she's going in the front of a car and he gets in the back. Like there's no way in hell I'm getting in the driver's seat of a car and Makoa is in the back like requesting the aux cord. Like that is nutty.

You know she's driving and he's like, 67 degrees, please. Like, yeah, it's just it is like. But if that is true and if that's the case, like a lot of these things people are saying, aren't we supposed to feel bad for her and not be mean to her about it? Like, oh, like we're bullying her for having a husband that hates her. Like I do 100 percent agree that she gets the brunt of people hating her for her husband being like a dick to her, which is like fucking wild. And I love Justin Bieber and I hate even like admitting that. And that's I think where it comes from, because even as a a believer I hate admitting that he's not nice to his wife it's so much easier to blame anyone but him when you stand him that hard but it's not the truth yeah and just like the

whole Hayley Selena drama in the first place it's all because of Justin yeah like and yeah again it's like the two women tales hold his time we all fucking know how it goes but but I'm thinking really it's him he's the problem if I was mccall my tummy hurts and i really want to lay in the back of the car he would get in the front and drive no problem yeah but i don't know if anyone's tummies hurt yeah i guess yeah it's been multiple vehicles across multiple days it is just kind of giving limousine service the one where like he gets out of the or what is it he's like running away from paparazzi skateboards away and she's running after him she trips if that video existed you're just a bully okay okay that's hilarious and i would laugh if it happened to anyone because people tripping is objectively hilarious i agree if that was a video of me i would jump off the empire state building

though like oh my god poor thing like i'm not even kidding i wonder like the same way how i feel about people playing like hefner like if i was her and someone like brought up that video i'd be like exile i hate people i love them yes like don't fucking bring up that video literally ever like oh my god i would die so a firework from green day set went off wrong and ricocheted into the artist section. Trevi was like right next to it. And so these are Trevi's words. But like Trevi said that people were fucking evacuating, like that they had to shut down certain parts of the artist section. Did anyone get hurt?

I don't know if anybody got hurt, but I would do anything to see like Tara's World and James Charles running from the shrapnel. And that's just me saying that because I'm not there. I'm being like, oh, Tana, if you were there and this happened the way you would be fucking furious. I would be the happiest motherfucker on the planet because imagine the

lawsuit if you actually got injured. Oh my God. You're set for life. I like can feel my rage. I would be like if they were evacuating the artist section that I paid to be in because the firework went off wrong. Oh my you know me. I would be fucking sister. I'm not a huge firework girl to begin with.

Like I'm scared. We were at Cirque du Soleil last night and someone had a drum and they were like this boom boom. And she was like, ah, it was like an aerial strike. So it's like imagine if she was there with a firework. I would have been flat on the ground Flat on the ground Whatever white crochet I had would be covered in the Coachella dirt She would be using me as a human shield

Like she'd be hiding behind me 100% Wait did you guys see the video of Kyle Richards on the streets Like some girls like attacking her And she hides behind her friend who has cancer What? Well what does the cancer have to do with anything? Because like,

why are you hiding? You're using your friend with cancer as a human shield. Well, you're getting attacked and they might go anyway. Dude. Honestly. Dude.

Dude. I mean. Immediate retraction and I don't stand behind what she just said. My microphone is flaccid again. Oh my God. Can somebody help me

with my flaccid? This was a good time for the mic tag. Yeah, it's like a mic. The mic literally said take it over a good time for the mic tag. Yeah, it's like a mic. The mic literally said, Taylor, we're done. Like, take the mic away. It really...

Well, it's like, she's like literally in recovery. And like, I just can't imagine if my friend was suffering like that. I just wouldn't discriminate, like cancer or not. You're going to be my fucking protection.

You're going to be my armor. Anyways, Trevi said that it ricocheted completely toward Jaden Hostler and Shannon and Justinin horowitz and i just think that that's such a funny visual like i just imagined justin horowitz i love him so much you know he was like freaking the fuck out that's hilarious i feel like he's the type to just stand in place and just go ah not move not duck just go like just that is so crazy town um clero brought out bernie sanders i just think it's iconic did he he did he sing no and then he speaks it's just like it's so funny to me because it's just like he's not a musical guest like like that's really funny like imagine

someone brings out like bill nye the science guy yeah like oh my god one time i was at life is beautiful las vegas and bill nye the science guy was brought out by someone as a special guest but i just like that's a really specific i do love an excellent use of like free will like it's it's almost just like how funny if you have a coachella set and you're like i'm gonna bring out dr phil i'm gonna bring out kamala like it is just like it's so funny to have a politician main stage and just bernie sanders like if you told me one year ago today, someone was going to bring up Bernie. Did you watch his speech?

Did you watch his speech? No. Can I see it? Well, it was like really moving and like incredible. So it's like not honestly, it's kind of like, and it's not sad,

but it's not funny. Oh, but imagining Bernie Sanders scanning an artist wristband to then walk backstage. It's is so amazing. It's honestly so amazing. Imagine you're just walking by and he's on the back of a golf cart. I think props to Clara for bringing him out. Like, seriously, it was such a moving speech.

And like, I don't know. Obviously very moving, very beautiful and like amazing work. I just think again, yeah, like imagining Bernie Sanders on a golf cart, like so iconic, so hilarious, so incredible. Oh, I love him so much. Oh,

that is sweet. Look at him. Oh my goodness. I love him so much. He's like with it though. Like he went on this, this past weekend and like,

no way. He was probably getting down at Bratchella. For sure. He did that. Oh my God. Like I have so many questions. Did he stay for the other days?

Did he go to Charlie XCX? Like did he get a popsicle? Is he at Revolve Fest? Yeah. Like, oh my God, it's just everything and more. I really actually do love it.

Do you know that guy, David D4VD? I don't care. Oh my God. I love this video. Can we, can we please play a video? Is he the one that like did the flip?

Yeah. Yes. Well, didn't do that. Actually. No, no. Oh my God.

The way I would never get up again. Oh my God. Honestly, you know, Benson Boone was backstage, like doing some mind control.'s the thing is Benson Boone has everybody thinking they can be flipping and it's so fucking here's what I will say though I think it's like kind of iconic for him in the sense that it made his performance much more like memorable and viral and like I was just saying

I was saying this about Benson Boone's um onesie because like people were clowning him but I'm like if I were him or if I were anybody like I would love to do things that like make people talk that like aren't negative you know what I mean like god forbid you wear a onesie well god forbid you face plant on stage I love Benson Boone's little flips so fucking some of them are big flips he did one big flip. I'm surprised he still has both patellas. It was off like a two-story building. And I love that he keeps, he like started on the ground doing a back tuck. Then he moved to off a piano. Now he's going off two stories.

Like Benson Boone is going to be flipping successfully off the Empire State building and landing like a cat before we know it. I just imagine how much what a huge loss he would take if he ever like tore his acl oh my career his entire career but i'm really at the point where i feel like he's gonna flip out of a fucking helicopter i'm obsessed with it i'm

obsessed with how committed he is to it and i just love it it's crazy and it's just and mind you also it's not like Benson Boone makes like ass music like he is hitting that full vibrato mid-flip like singing beautiful things is like the hardest song to sing as is and he is literally like back tucking mid-air I am like I'm obsessed with it and a lot of people hate it be like I don't care but that's that's a good example of what I'm talking about it's like like if that's what people are talking about, then like, slay. I know, I just,

I feel like a lot of times I bring up how much I love Benson Boone's flips in real life and people are like, no, it's like, stop, whatever, it's so whatever. And I'm like, listen,

we have one life to live. Life is short. We're all gonna die. Let people do a backflip and let people cut their eyelids off. Yes, yes. And I think he should be like literally the biggest artist

in the world. I really do. You think we could get Bernie Sanders on Canceled? canceled yes i actually do yes i actually do think so we totally should like imagine he would be so fun i would just love that we're like gay son or thought daughter we're like so how do you feel about an upper bluff he's like i had one alex earl got in not a fight but a tiff with a woman at coachella because alex was dancing doing her big one and then i guess like the woman was a bitch to her and then yeah i have a whole take on this i actually just made a tick talk about it like a few hours ago dude i swear to

god i think that they should take every person who goes to coachella and just split it in half and just categorize it between the people who want to rage and go crazy and the people who just want to chill and observe. Because that was me last year when Lana Del Rey was playing. Wasn't it Alex Earl? Isn't that funny? Oh, yeah. She was like right next to us. Full circle. Paige was like Paige was Alex Earl in this situation, like flailing during Lana.

Yeah, me and Ty were taking each other and spinning around because it's like Lana's like- You smacked the highlighter off Patrick Ta's cheekbone. No, I didn't. I'm tired of the fake news. I was there, I saw it. Fake news, fake news.

No, but that's not a bad thing. Like you have such a point. There should have been an observer section and a rager section. Because also it's like if I'm watching my favorite artist, I'm going to like let loose completely. I'm enjoying myself and like that's how I want to experience the concert. section and a rager section because also it's like if i'm watching my favorite artist i'm gonna like

let loose completely i'm enjoying myself and like that's how i want to experience the concert and also it's like i'm looking around and i feel like the energy around me is so fucking dead and everyone's just sitting there like this not singing just watching which is fine and like that's your way of enjoying the concert but for me i'm like oh my gosh no one's enjoying it i want to be around people who are also like going crazy and singing every word and like like having that same experience and then also the people who are just observing who are witnessing me being a catastrophe or probably like get this bitch the fuck away from me yeah it's like they should honestly have a section for people who like want to rage and go crazy and then one just for people who want to chill i agree with that i feel like i've been

both of these people like in in this scenario i've been like the person who's literally like i can't believe you're ruining my experience because like you have to be doing a Benson Boone backflip in the fucking crowd. And also like. Yeah, I've definitely been both, but I'm so much more of an observer. Like at coach, even when you and Ty were doing that, like drinks kept getting spilled on my shin. And I was like, oh, my God, like I just oh, my God.

But in reality, it's like that you're raging and you're doing that. I wish I could be that so bad. Like even just seeing Alex Earl be like, people don't dance anymore and whatever. Anytime I dance, I feel so performative. Yeah. And like. Really?

Yes. Like same way. Like I don't, I just, well, just if I'm truly like really enjoying something, I'm almost always like just staring like in awe. The only person I'd really go crazy for is like, I't know honestly i don't know i might do molly like i can't help to hit like a little one two step like if i'm hearing a beat like i have to know like a little boogie and that's everything to me though like that means you're feeling the music

and you're naturally doing that like if i'm dancing if you ever see me dancing to music literally ever just know in my head i'm like okay now I'm going to swing my arm up and then now I'm going to move my leg like this. Me too. And especially like being perceived like I can't imagine how you feel because like people are recording. You know what I mean? And I feel like I'm doing an eight count. Like truly, I'm like, okay, now I have to sway my hips and now I have to because naturally

I don't want to move. Okay. I guess that's the difference. Because for me, it's so natural. It's like I want to like boogie it up. Yes. i wish i was that girl so bad like so i have to know every single word to want to boogie like i don't ever want to boogie unless i'm like like so obsessed for sure like oh wow like i just got someone posted a video of me at nasa barrett and i like i was so mortified because first of all bb is like, we're just absolutely like busing down.

And I'm like, I'm literally like this. And every, every comment was like, Brooke is having a horrible time. Also like so much of it is that my bones hurt. Like even just, it's the same thing with like roller coasters.

Like if I'm dancing, I'm like, Oh my God, like, ow, like this exhausting. This is cardio. Like I just want to like sway.

And Coachella is so exhausting. It's Ehlers-Danlos. Yes. Which is a very real disease that I believe in. What is it? Do you know like the situation where someone made a TikTok and like diagnosed Tana with this new disease? It's not a new disease.

It's very prevalent and a lot of people have it and they suffer silently. Basically, she took a bit like... She took me discussing every single symptom that I've ever had and put it together in a compilation. The top comment is like, Tana would be in a coma if she saw this. Because it's putting everything I've ever said about all the things I feel ailments

together and saying, I have this disease and I think you do too. And then, of course, she sends it to me. Oh, stop. She got so mad at me for sending it to her. Oh, because now you're spiraling like oh my god i was up till 5 a.m like joking around i'm like oh it's probably not even real like i've never heard of it like joking around and i'm getting cooked because people are like she's downplaying everyone's experience yes and so it is very real and it has a life expectancy of 48

and now i'm aware that i might have it but that's like that's that's the extra there's versions to it there's levels to it now i've looked into it because i i want it to be educated on it and i think you have the more mild version which a lot of people so you think i haven't i do wait can they test for it like what is it um it's just like people they don't diagnose people with it a lot because it's like it's like one of those things that um like you have to like literally ask to be diagnosed with i think because they don't really like think. Oh, what is it? Elmer's glue? I think it's apparently I don't know that much about it.

It's called Ehlers-Danlos. Ehlers-Danlos? But a lot of like I thought it wasn't that common. But like the comments on our episode were like, I have this. Everybody has this. We wow. Yeah, I mean, it's it's every symptom it's like even down to like how i always have to sit on the floor like there's a name for that it's something

with your cartilage like right i don't know i thought it was with collagen maybe it's just cover all of your bases like coughing like um insomnia all of them um so it's frequent peeing being late yeah um okay over yeah this makes sense because i when whenever i see you like this i'm like yeah she's got it yeah yeah oh yeah when she's sitting with like this no even last night difficulty concentrating there's so many even last night at cirque du soleil genuinely we were sitting there in the seat for like one hour and I needed to like get up so bad and walk the aisle like a dad like do you think wait yeah wait right there scoliosis thin corneas let me see you have thin corneas actually I don't know how to see that um bowed limbs oh my gosh do you know for a minute I was like weirdly attracted to people who had bow legs maybe that's why you like no it is a thing I knew this girl who had who was

bow legged and I was like jealous I was like trying to figure people who had bow legs. Maybe that's why you like. No, it is a thing. I knew this girl who had who was bow legged and I was like jealous. I was like trying to figure out how I could make it happen to myself. Oh, well, guys have like kind of slight bow legs. I'm into it. Mm hmm. Slight. Especially if you're tall. Yeah.

OK, I'll mention up with the Google. I'm sorry. I went off on a tangent, but I just have to acknowledge that it is very real and you are valid and you are seen. Yeah. And I might be a part of your community. Any fuck you are. Um, but I just have to acknowledge that it is very real and you are valid and you are seen. Yeah, and I might be a part of your community. Any fuck you are. Yeah, we need to separate the ragers from the non-ragers and everyone

will just be so happy and everyone will have a great concert experience because everyone will be with like minded individuals. Yeah, you can always just walk away. Like if you're by somebody who's like doing something you don't want to like be around. That is the thing. You can't like be a bitch to someone for a festival. Like at the end of the day like it i do understand the disconnect and i very much am the observer and sometimes i'm like oh but like at the end of the

day i know that it's like it's the same thing as so many things it's like walk away yeah you know what i mean yeah alex earl hit me up we'll have so much fun yeah you guys could hit your rage the devil works hard but harry daniels works harder i just feel like i i don't really have like a point to what i'm saying right now but i feel like i saw at minimum 17 videos of harry daniels singing at people at coachella like he is so fucking impressive with it jenner should employ him i would like kidding anything to have that level of like confidence oh yeah and like drive like after i sang it like fucking yo gaba gaba and shabuzy i'd be like yo i'm done like i'm gonna go in like you have to really sit an artist and like and just wait it out yes yeah he really found everyone

and like just handling the rejection or the awkward like i think dixie d'amelio verbatim said to him like i've had nightmares about this moment like like that that she literally said that i did i i get that i didn't see her video he was singing sometimes i don't want to be happy and it was amazing but it is just like so funny he's saying it shibuzi i love shibuzi so much i don't know if i've ever gone on the record to say that i'm shibuzi's literal biggest fan. You know me and Bebe went to dinner with Shaboosie. What? What? Story time. We went to dinner with Shaboosie.

I don't know if I want it to be a story time. No, mini story time. No, it was just funny. He performed at an Aloe event and we yeah, it was like I'm imagining bitches doing Pilates and he's like someone pull me up a double cup of whiskey. It was. It was. It was like, it was like, I'm imagining bitches doing Pilates and he's like, someone pull me up a double cup of whiskey. It was,

he was, it was, he was like, it was so strange. But then they were like, do you want to go to dinner after? And Bebe was talking to him and she was like, what's your name?

And he was like, Shabuzy. He's like, you know my name. She's like, your name is not Shabuzy. Is Shabuzy like that? You think he's a little like,

no, I think he, I think he warmed up to us, but I would be really disheartened as a, as a fan. I, to be fair, I know, i don't know his discography at all i only know someone pour me up a double cup of whiskey but i just love him like and like even just the name shibuzi like i just it's like everything like i wish my name was shibuzi so bad no he was he was really fun but it was like i can't even remember if he actually went to the dinner or not but he was i would do anything to

go back in time so you could say my friend tan is a really big fan i just love when harry daniels finds people that like match his energy like alex kasani did you see hers well she's like i swear modeling is her side hustle like she has a fucking entertainer through and through oh my god her ability to match like people who have that ability to match anyone's energy is so impressive. Oh my God, I need to shop it up with her. Should we? Need a martini with that girl. So bad. I would do anything to hang out with her.

But she's just like, she's too cool for me. So I'm going to leave Alex Kansani alone. Oh my God. Her chicken shop date. Did you see? Because Charlie had the camera to Alex and Quenlin and Gabrielle. And then Kylie was like behind them and hiding Kylie so real for that.

Like, you know, had she tried to like catch the same vibe as them, people would have cooked. Like, which sucks because Kylie's the it girl. Like, she's everything, too. But just like the way

people like love those fucking. She literally dropped to the ground. Did you see her? Kylie did. Yes, she dropped to the ground.

No way. So that she wasn't on the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. The. Yes, she dropped to the ground. No way. So that she wasn't on the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. The Apple dance.

She dropped to the ground and Timothy was right there. So I would have been down there, too. I had a dream about him last night. I'm so parasocial with their relationship. Like I. Oh, my God. And I can't say anything I want to say, like literally at all. Like if those if the words I want to say came out of my mouth, it actually is like muzzle stat podcast over. Me too. And Kris Jenner would have a head out on me oh i mean i'm

wait who's team are you on here oh i'm i want to me oh yeah but i love them together i love them together so much happy free i love him so much like yeah it's just there i can't even the video of them like making out like i i'll sit there and like watch it like oh my god you're holed up like i just like it's not anytime i see a video of kylie and timmy interacting i'm not watching it once like i'm like yeah hammered by it i love it let's stop while we're ahead yeah stop i haven't started it's stormy lock screen stormy lock screen no but it has everything to do with timmy yeah because i didn't feel that way about her and travis yeah like i know i think like now in my brain i'm like okay they're a cute couple cute couple and like it makes sense to me and like all the clips i see

of them interacting together i'm like wait they love each other yeah and they're and like i watched the lip readers i literally watched the lip readers like i have to know what i have to stop i love when people comment though like what do they even talk about i'm like you don't know them i know like you don't know what that person even wants i also always think about the fact that even just like stassi baby and like victoria via roel and like fucking carter be like they're all so funny you know what i mean like so funny so it's like she's funny like you know what i mean and she was so funny on like vine and chip before the internet made her stop being funny like yeah we internet ruined kylie it sucks that people like diminish her to like you know not being whatever

um i was gonna talk about this girl brie olsen coming up and confronting josh richards but i don't know anything about her i don't either i just know we don't like her. Yeah. She lives at my old house, which is funny. And I think at one point she was online saying she was like still getting my mail, which is like just funny. That's all I know. I haven't bothered to learn, but I know we don't like her. It's the bad mom bucket, right? Yeah, I think so. What happened?

I literally do not know. I just know this woman is like literally famous for blowing up outside of whatever her niche was for being like a bad mom whatever so like her and the guy and i think they run in the same realm like weirdly a connection to like santos and like oh like the trevino's of it all right am i right yeah and then she like started beefing with josh richards somehow because i think like somebody said that or she said that they were rude yeah i'm making things up but honestly go up to josh richards and they're trying to make it like a fucking fight oh santos trying so is is that ashton santos man oh that's actually crazy i did not know it was santos oh my god i love gabby she's like come on josh we are a different tax bracket

bro if you have something to say say it to her face rather than he's just saying like say it to Gabby. She's like, come on, Josh. We are a different tax bracket. He's just saying like, say it to her face, say it to her face, say it to her face. And we've already heard the Santos Coke allegation, so you know his jaw was swinging, right? With the demeanor of a fucking silverback gorilla. He's fucking scared. It's just,

I don't know. I feel likeosh richards is like he is like a little businessman he wears his little golf polos and like he like you know he was just like what the fuck he's not swinging he is not squaring up to fight some and just like you know he walked away like kind of like i am above whatever just happened like you know what i mean like just and rightfully so like that's that is just. I think that we should finish out today's episode by reviewing some Coachella fashion. And I do just want to say, I feel like in the past few years of reviewing fashion. I found myself being nicer than I used to be due to, you know, the world kind of scorning and whatever and even just looking at Coachella and not being there like not having the desert air rose colored glasses on like I'm not also wearing 17 belts you know like I'm

just looking at it I feel like I really saw things for what they were and like I'm so excited we had 20 20 vision on these fits okay but I. But, before we get into the fashion, I want to talk about a girl named Katie Fang. I don't know what she does, but when I go to her TikTok, she has 6.3 million followers and her pinned video is her posing in front of herself on a Kosas billboard.

So I presume brand safe, cutie little. Alicia type. That's how it feels, right? She posted a TikTok of her Coachella day one outfit. a cutie little alicia type that yeah that's how it that's how it feels right she posted tiktok of her coachella day one outfit it gets 16.7 million views and like oh is it the fucking the gold shirt with the bubble like the black bubble skirt oh yeah that shit was ass okay okay wait okay i'm so excited for this segment here's the here's the thing that i want to say though really quick she was on like every single thing about like horrible outfits like the top

comment was katie fang so i obviously like looked into it and i saw it and i'm like okay i expected this to be like a way worse outfit but what i want to say is that that skirt was the problem everybody's commenting like the most horrible skirt ever this is disgusting she's horrible people are also being so insane in her comments like yeah no give me that ticket right now why are you wearing a scrunchie and guess who wore that skirt the very very next day what like fucking kylie jenner's alex earl no and no one said a fucking the problem is not the skirt the shoe choice the every has me clenching but i don't want to be a part of the problem like i do not think at all that one person should be the poster child for bad coachella outfits or hate there are

so many people that need to line up if we're if we're um you know putting them on the yeah i kind of live for how viral it went though i'd be like honored like you guys think i'm the best worst outfit yeah that's true i used to aim to get worse dressed for things yeah we know yeah dollar bill and like yes 100 and it's like i don't know why i caught a stray there so hard brooke but i don't know either i'm sorry i got grumpy i don't know what happened but yeah it's the shoot you see this well actually it's the everything what i don't think what happened but yeah it's the shoe you see this well actually it's the everything what i don't think it's everything i think if she had a high boot on like it would just be in the category of all addicted revolve baddies like the shoe is really what like makes

it yeah i really don't like it's just the shoe in my opinion if she had on a knee-high boot i know 73 bitches who would wear that yeah i think yeah that's tarayami if she had on a knee-high boot i know 73 bitches who would wear that yeah i think yeah that's tara yummy if she just has a knee-high boot well i mean it'd be tara yummy with like a fur choker but in a full sleeve or something yeah but like i mean i i definitely i don't think she deserved because i'm not kidding page like i was seeing tiktoks with like 3 000 views right where like a girl would just be wearing an outfit and be like I don't know if my outfit's bad and the top comment would just be like Katie Fing with like the blue

search like she was like truly like the blueprint for like the worst dress I don't think it's that bad so many worse things and it's just like wild like yes the shoe it's a little you know whatever but also it's so wild the climate

that we like live in because it's like these bitches who are commenting like yada yada this is the worst outfit ever this is disgusting yada yada like your boyfriend's cheating on you yeah like you i think that's all about it because i'm like why are you so upset it's one thing to be like that's a shitty outfit but it's another thing to be like i can't bully like why are you so upset? It's one thing to be like, that's a shitty outfit, but it's another thing to be like, I can't believe who are you, Anna Wintour? Yes, exactly. People are up in arms and it's like where's your artist band? It is so crazy that

this went so goddamn viral over just a bad outfit. You think that someone would just see it and be like, damn, and scroll? But the way that this got so much traction around a bad fit No, literal think pieces. That's insane. People are writing a college dissertation about this.

That is so beyond. A gold top and a black shirt. This got more traction than, I don't know. She chose it for her day one outfit. She loves this outfit. Yeah, and it's just like, it's sad at a point where it's like,

can't people just be happy and live and post their little Coachella outfits and like whatever, like damn, like the whole world doesn't have to be like on to break. Yeah. Shit's ass though. No,

I think rating Coachella outfits is fine, but I think crucifying one person to this extent and letting it literally hurt your feelings. Like these people are like losing sleep over Katie Fang's outfit. Like get the fuck over it. Also. I think These people are losing sleep over Katie Fang's outfit. Get the fuck over it. Also, I think certain people are outfit people. Put James Charles on the stake. He's known for the outfits.

We're going to talk about the outfits. Katie Fang is a Costa Stream Beam Billboard girl, and she got some Revolve credit. And it's like, goddamn. Oh, yeah. Give the girl a break. Okay, are we hopping in? So I think, yeah, I guess we just hop in to this

did y'all see these underwear can we do we have another um photo of julia fox wait i think it's really i'm obsessed with her outfit it is fabulous but the underwear have like a little the underwear look like my underwear when i think my period is over and I free bleed a little like they have like a like a brown like like area like not the stitching in the mud. They have a brown gusset, but no. And then there's like a. Yeah, I need a different angle. Yeah, you need this photo. You can't see.

I think it's absolutely amazing. And it's Julia Fox per usual, just kind of taking it there like wearing a crazy thing and just like what's on her eyes I love her it's so fabulous I feel like she'd be wanting to wear

her bush outside her outfit or something yes which I love I mean she never doesn't take it there I also kind of love that she only went one of three days

so Julia I think so oh zoom in zoom like really in on the puss are we sure are we going to do that is it supposed to be like bush coffee Oh, zoom in. Zoom like really in on the puss. Is it mimicking a bush?

Are we going to do that? Is it supposed to be like bush cosplay? I don't know. Like paying homage to the bush? I don't know. And kind of iconic if so. I agree. I never know her vision though.

You know what I mean? Like we can't be in the mind of the UFO. I think it's just the area of like tights, how tights have like the little pussy patches. Yeah, I think it is. I think that really just her tights cross pussy patch yeah but it being like such a darker shade like it oh that's how tights are yeah wait oh yeah no it's just yeah that's just the part of her tights yeah but like look at this wait let me find that's just how tights are yeah that's the gusset of her tights wait that's like the built-in yeah but

look at it here that's the gut that's the tight gusset that's an all tight uh-huh she's not wearing tights t she's wearing tights those are tights no she's not wearing tights that's why oh do you think she put tights on like for the festival and just had this no swipe no look that's she's wearing tights here yeah that's tights because look at the ass crack yeah swipe through those yeah that look at that photo right there and tell me she's not wearing tights yeah no those are tights on the on the

left I think she probably down pictures yeah yeah she's wearing tights oh yeah these are tights that's her gusset okay so clearly clearly I'm missing and i'm obsessed with her outfit to be honest i think if because it's julia she could like hello no i absolutely and i love like now that we're just getting into it more like the whatever she has on top i don't even know what that's called a bolero i don't know i love the look and i love her and it's just clear that like

julia fox is operating on a realm that i'm not even a part of because here i am thinking she's making like a free the bush or period stain movement and it's just tight it's just her gossip but i don't know i'm like i'm struggling with charlie but i i think that charlie probably just knows something i don't know that's the thing it kind of looks straight out of wet seal but i'm so into it just because it's her yeah but i feel like she's always like somewhere before i get there you know like i'm gonna get there probably i love the top i love the outfit i kind of do just love seeing people because i feel like charlie xcx would like wear this in new york city like i kind of i love that she i expected her to kind of be like not too coachella'd out duh just like wear a good fit

right a cool girl outfit okay who's next i'm ready to cook wait wow yeah i guess like clero love hate love love love i don't like it love that's also my girlfriend by the way she's fabulous i don't like her outfit wait i think i'm so in please don't i like it no one please no one bully me seriously i don't have i like it for her no you're allowed you're allowed to have opinions, Brookie. Well, I only say that because I have to not like at least two in here or I'm just a bitch. No, and that's real. No, I think I love it.

I'm just kind of like, yeah, slay. The fabrics, the textures. It's her. It works. I just like whenever I wear a mesh top, I smell really bad. But also, it's so dependent On the person wearing it because like God

No I don't get a mesh smell Yeah you do Okay You don't get a smell from like wearing I get a latex smell bad though No but you know what I'm talking about like when you wear a mesh top And like you smell really bad Not mesh but same thing or like cheap leather

It's like fish Oh I just think like okay never mind you know what i want i wish she had bernie sanders match her in this i'll never get over that i'm just so hyper fixated on that like coachella has never seen a politician main stage i am obsessed with her like the headphones that she's wearing i don't know why she's also just really hot i've never noticed she looks like a herbert twin she does look like a herbert twin she looks at least in this photo okay next next god I love him I love him so much but what the hell is he wearing that baby that's that's right I thought that was Troye Sivan oh my god that's so fucking funny though that it took us like that long I knew I was looking at Troye Sivan but then I read it and I was like wait no I really was like Timmy Timmy Timmy wait that's Troye Sivan, but then I read it and I was like, wait. No, I really was like, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, wait, that's Troye Sivan.

Like, it took me a minute. And that's so funny because I was going to go on this whole tangent about how I love that Timothy goes like Adam Sandler mode sometimes and now it's Troye Sivan. And like, I can't say Troye Sivan went Adam Sandler mode. I just, if we see sweating, I would be so sweaty. I feel like his pants look like AI. I love that like wash of pants though. Like fake denim. It's not fake denim. sweaty i feel like his pants look like ai i love that like wash of pant though like the

like fake denim like it's not fake denim it looks like it like look at the drawstring it looks like fake like printed denim right i love it other than the crossbody strap it makes me feel like he has on like something to go on a roller coaster or like a seat belt like i wish you just i would literally like love it without the crossbody strap and maybe a more fun sunglass. I'm going to give this a seven out of 10. I'm going to give it like a four, four or five. I don't like it, but I love him.

You threw some shit on to go to Erewhon. I guess. No, but I love the shoes. I don't know. I like it, but I'm in my chill cella, enjoying chill cella.

I love chill cella. I kind of wish he had a different glass though. Next. I love him so bad. Perfect. Flawless Everything What kind of Mad hatter shit

I'm obsessed He said mad hatter Do not disrespect my king That is like If Just know that If I die tomorrow This is the only thing

I care about I want him at my funeral You have been saying That recently Like you said that to me Like a couple weeks ago I bought Cause I bought his

Funko Pop. Stop. He's just so talented and no one ever talks about it. He played at my college. I didn't know you were a T-Pain girl. You don't know me. I guess not. Nice to meet you. It's ass.

He looks amazing. He looks like he's in The Greatest Showman and Willy Wonka. What if this wasn't T-Pain? What would you have to say? I would say he looks like he's in the greatest showman and um willie wonka and what if this wasn't t-pain what would you have to say i would say he looks like garbage next oh my god speaking of looking like garbage he looks awful for loco can oh my god terrible that's horrific oh my god sweaty he looks really sweaty it's so funny because there was just such a big time of my life where i would not date a man unless he was wearing this in the grocery store this in the grocery store i can't stress it enough like if i was going to cvs with my man and he didn't have at least something dangling around his head and like a neon camouflage

it's also his um him being tall like his his bills yeah he's like a can up i mean he just looks like he took a febreze shower do you ever think about the fact that he just like he he is dating megan fox oh yeah but. But like, oh my God. I mean, I love Machine Gun Kelly. Like, you know, but this is. This is atrocious. Crazy. It's awful.

You know what's wild that I've been, how he tattooed his whole body black. Like he covered up all of his, like that part of his arm is not a sleeve. And like he'll wear. Yeah, he blacked out his whole, all his sleeve. No, like, because I saw like a tank top cut off. Is this all ink? Yes, like he'll wear a suit and like no shirt and it does look sickening sometimes like

honestly sometimes i'm like serve diva that's cool is this hair green or is that just like i think you sway him too long i also like well i'm not just gonna be like i much prefer him without facial hair it's like shut up no he looks awful um it looks like face banks yeah face banks a fit yes yes oh my god yes everything perfect oh my god mother all the way down to the salad fingers oh i actually truly cannot believe previous coach's, I would have been asking her for a bump with those fingers. You know, it's like that is a good Coke bag finger. I absolutely love it.

Very American horror story realness. I'm just I'm obsessed with her. I mean, we knew she was going to go all out, but just like 10 times more than you could ever imagine. Gaga's so good at that. Like truly.

During this performance, she had a bunch of backup dancers also wearing similar costumes and they were all white and at one point she kind of looked like a biblically accurate angel it was so insane damn yeah because like the way that they all surrounded her it was so biblically accurate judas yes yes i love her so bad pause up monsters yes i can't believe i missed it i know that is like the only thing where i'm like damn i would have loved to be there for that like with trevi just yeah on a whole ass fine well like that's the thing too i saw so many clips and like i stand with alex earl so many clips of like the audience during her performance and everyone like looked so dead i'm like hello miss i am herself

i'm literally such an observer i would have been like like, rah, rah, uh, uh, uh. But having the time of my life. That's so insane. Like, oh my God. Oh, like silently enjoying. Just enamored. Like I truly, and again, Ehlers-Danlos. Maybe I'm fucking autistic.

No, I don't think so. What the hell? There's no fucking way. No, but she's so camp. This is from this year. I'm obsessed. I love it. That's a Zara mannequin.

And I would absolutely love that in a meeting this week. She looks like she belongs on the White Lotus. Like she escaped from the cat. I just like, I love Emma Roberts. I think she's just like such a bit. You know when sometimes you go to run an errand, but you want to feel cute? Like if I was like woke up on a day

and I was going to the DMV, but I wanted to feel cute, like this is what I'd wear. This is like what i would wear to present something like in eighth grade for like a business pitch i love her i do not she looks awful i do not mind the like she looks like she's flying emirates no it looks like she's a part of junior achievement like no i don't i don't hate it like in general like to the point I just for Coachella this is so funny to me is that hand sanitizer clipped to her bag and I love her pepper spray and it's not like Emma Roberts is like 65 like she didn't have to do herself like this and I'm probably gonna

get so much hate for this and every time I like fucking go in on someone's fit, people will then like compare our careers. And like, yes, like I, Emma Roberts is Emma Roberts. Please do not compare W as a music video to her in American Horror Story. Like I'm not, I know I'm not better than her.

This is just very, but we have to say someone looks awful and it's going to be Emma today. Well, it's just like, that's so funny. Like, it's amazing amazing like me at a pta meeting next please i love it although did she wear those shoes to coachella that's like actually at the festival good for her like walking through the grass i know she was sinking no but i love like you can say it's boring i don't care i love it it's so boring i absolutely love the dress

like i think the dress is beautiful i would have loved it with like a grungier set of accessories and shoes she's not grungy no no but she'll go streetwear sometimes she really will like i would have or even just coachella ficated a little that's what i was gonna say like the outfit's cute like it's not a bad outfit by any means but like for coachella i wish she did a little something more like even what I was going to say. Like, the outfit's cute. Like, it's not a bad outfit by any means. But, like, for Coachella, I wish she did a little something more. Like, even just, like, a studded shoulder bag, right? Like, even just, like, or, like, a fun heeled booty. Even just, or, like, cool jewelry.

Something to spice it up a little. Yeah. I think she just, like, I guess I'm looking at her and I'm like, she's the outfit. Yeah, she's so hot. Well, and, like, I do like that she's very cool girl very like you know what i mean like i could i wouldn't if i saw her right now with rhinestones all over her face and like that bubble skirt and like whatever i would be like leah you're above that so like i do i don't hate it as much as i hate other i love it but i would love a coachella ficated accessory next it's so funny yes yes yes what's yes what's yes

page i don't know i think she's just so hot she's just wearing a t-shirt lord if maybe i'm just ranking it like yeah you're basing it like on how much you like that how much you want a scissor lord could actually run me over with a semi truck her on stage in like what looked like she had just been released from prison cracked me a little bit but it's very lord like like she just fixed your hvac system yes exactly god she's so fine are those reflective pants or are they just gray i don't know they kind of look reflective listen i want a lord like i i love her like all the lord music like all the things i love lord so much my one of my but this outfit's really bad my i think my favorite coachella moment of all time was after i got arrested i got released and i walked down and lord was performing green light

and i was like oh my god i just got the green light we're so fucking back like wait i just got confirmation that she wore this on stage oh this was well yeah she was kind of stamping around in her ankle cinch jogger like she really like she did her she did her no like just like i'm too cool to be here yeah i also think like it's there's probably a lord vision that i don't know about yeah again she's probably somewhere we haven't gotten ultimate cool girl but are we also in a time where we're sitting here saying ultimate cool girl and like she wore gray joggers and like. Yeah. Like I don't.

I love Lorde so much. I love this. Perfectly outfit. She had one awful outfit and this is not it. This is fabulous. I think it pays homage to like true Coachella fashion. She's doing it for like the 2013 Coachella and doing it very successfully yep and like charlie always does coachella really well she yeah she's very with her coachella outfits very classic

coachella always almost like why do i feel like she's like hugging a version of vanessa hudgens yeah you know what i mean like it's love that. And I just absolutely love it. She is a little Coachella queen for the way that she, you know, and I also just love to see her at Coachella this year. Not with Landon Barker, not with FaZe Banks, not with whoever the fuck. Just doing her Charlie Big One braids down to her hips. Being that bitch. Yeah. She is TikTok's Vanessa Hudgens when it comes to this shit, in my opinion.

She did the fringe and like the old Coachella look without being choogy. Chug-chow. And it's funny because it is a certain type of person. If I wore this to Coachella, like, wrong. You know, like it's. I love it. It's her long black hair and lack of makeup like her. She is boho chic.

Next. I'm like, guys guys don't be mean no i love her i i shamelessly love her this is a bad outfit is this seriously what she wore to coachella or is this like a prank no i think this was for this was for a party this was for the 818 party i think oh i have got to be smoking the hate i've got to be smoking that road pack bro Because I'm about to sit here and say She looks so effortlessly You're like this fucking outfit No and I'm sitting here saying I wish Leah

Keteb wore like a studded boot And then I'm going to sit here and say no She could have at least done like a dangling Rosary or something down the Open back I get disappointed just because like What I'm going to copy for the entire year based on like whatever she wears at coachella so it's like fuck you didn't give me you didn't give me much you know what's funny though is like

how like when you have a driver they have to like be dressed up and like you know what i mean all black attire like maybe she was just now i'm just oh you she was driving the team am i on yeah you're you're lost i'm definitely she was probably just tired of whipping i don't know what i'm doing because i love her yeah she didn't have enough time to put together an outfit she's on the clock she had to go oh i'm sorry she's a new mother she's probably focused on mothering her right no and i am you're right i am just like i mean listen i love that are you on my dress as much as the next person she could have given us

something down the back but again she looks gorge she like literally is fucking stunning it's just where's the outfit yeah I would have loved her

to have like a babushka or given us a new accessory of the year yeah she needs a babushka but she probably put it on at night time next you know one thing

about Paris Hilton though she can do anything I'm gonna be walking in with tennis balls You know one thing about Paris Hilton though She can do Anything I'm gonna be walking in with tennis balls On my fucking walker At a nursing home And she is still going to be at Coachella Drinking baby's blood

Looking this young wearing this shit Like I'm not kidding 50 years from now She's gonna come for like visitation hours for you And be like is Des here Hi Des She's gonna be in a white version of this in 40 years looking this like it is and like it's so funny because you don't even have to know to know she definitely has like a neural link or something like she's not human and it's like truly like you wouldn't have even had to show me this like she's so classically Paris Hilton at Coachella every year and I love that about Paris Hilton like she she's not following a trend you

want to talk about having fun at a festival have you seen her like her security she absolutely chasing her around the festival love that so much I also love that everywhere she goes there's a holographic car like the fact that there is a holographic car in this photo even in Coachella Valley like the holographic car follows this photo even in Coachella Valley like the holographic car follows Paris Hilton everywhere she goes like you know she used that to like get from stage to stage okay I just want to say yes dude and I might be so not a good screenshot but had I been at Coachella I would have wanted to be wearing exactly this and I'm so motherfucking stoked that I wasn't there because like literally this would have been like

what I had gone for probably and then imagine being compared to Alex Earl. I would have had to jump off the Empire State. Yeah, she looks amazing. I love this outfit. It's fucking fabulous. I don't know if I love the necklace, but that's it.

That's my only note. I like the necklace because she's Alex Earl. Do you know what I mean? Like her wearing her name, it sets her apart from other bitches who could maybe- Didn't you just tell us

like two minutes ago that you were wearing a Tana necklace? I love that. I love when a bitch wears 45 belts like so fucking much and like I absolutely love it.

How do you get them to stay in the same spot? I feel like they would just be going up and down my body the whole day. Speaking of belts, oh, I've never thought about that. Did you see the video of Justin Bieber at,

oh my God, whose set was it? But his pants were like literally to his knees. It's like a belt holding them up. I'm surprised Hailey wasn't being the belt. I've got to stop. I love her. Yeah.

No. No, because no, I'm serious. I don't want to perpetuate this. The jokes are just like writing themselves right now. I'm in that mood But like No I love her Low hanging fruit

Alex Earle's Day one outfit I just want to go back Really quick Was my favorite outfit Like I loved it so much This is so bad Really?

I don't think it's that bad This was my Least favorite Of James' outfits Really? I think you And you have assless Chaps to choose from

And you think this is the worst. It's yeah. No, not of all his years of his three days. Not of all his years at all. That's hilarious. I think

I like it. I like a fake wet outfit like fake wet dress fake wet shirt. I love a fake wet outfit. I think that I wish he was fully wet. Like I wish his skin and hair

was wet too. I think maybe it's chugalicious like with the carabiner, like with like the pearl chain and like the pearl bag. And I hate the pearls on the body. It looks like barnacles. Okay. Well, he's wet. It kind of makes my skin crawl.

When I tell you like if I had to pick the number one person that I'm scared to even say anything negative about, I'm going to go James Charles because he would actually like have a bullet point list like MLA formatted like all fucking citing his resources of reasons why I'm wrong I feel like James Charles could convince me why I'm wrong about not liking this outfit like truly he is like but I think every single piece was put together in the dark. To me, it's. I wouldn't hate that those pants with a white wife beater. I wouldn't hate that bag with an all tan cargo fit.

I wouldn't hate the pearls on the eyes with a super boho chic outfit together. It's costumey. It's almost like Halloween. Like, yeah, to like be a mermaid. But I feel like he's always going to go costumey. Yeah, it's not that. Like, if the wet top was with wet pants and, like, a silver, shiny, textured bag, I wouldn't. I just, together.

But honestly, he's making me feel seen because his hands are so red. And that happens to me, too. Like, when I get hot, my hands get really red and swollen. Now you're coming for his physical appearance. I just said he's making me feel welcome oh my god she's perfect i fucking love it take off that is it off white is that yeah i don't know if i'm into the hat but i don't care she could do this might have just become my favorite coachella the rest of the fit this might have just become my favorite i like really love it i really love it and like i'm imagining drunk me running into her in this i would have been trying to scissor i would have

been like i love you off white i am off white back at home i made off white i created off white scissor me i'm virgil ablo read you're stealing her hat like as a way to flirt rip from the greats what is that i'm like freddie mercury but like same with charlie d'amelio she's ripping from vanessa hudgens you know what i mean this is the new generation benson boone could kill a family and i would say yes king do another flip i said it in a good way like yes rip from the greats oh okay okay i don't know i love it i'm obsessed well yeah because isn't the body suit like originally elvis i'd be saying body suit like it's a skims waist shaping like that is the wrong word i love it oh my god i think he could do no wrong tara's world was just really funny across all of coachella on her social platforms because she like said something

ruined her day and then wouldn't say why and like then people were like like i i need to know she was fighting alex earl yeah right she brought a cat to coachella she brought a cat to coachella so valid she has like nine of them though that that makes sense to me because it's like you can't leave a cat sitter with nine cats like you have to bring some with you i also find it very funny that she was online asking her fans to uber her a tank air tank top and people were up in arms about that i will just say excellent use of your platform queen you know what you wanted a tank air tank top and you fucking got it i don't think people should be mad about it but i was imagining that the outfit like

needed a tank do you get what i'm saying like what's a tank it's a brand that just makes like snatchy good quality tank tops but like is that it yes like no she got the tube top she got the tanker tube top in a size extra small did she wear it with a different outfit i don't think she ended up wearing it that's even funnier that she utilized her platform to ask her fans to bring her a tank top and then didn't wear the tank top um i mean it's ass love her so much though yeah listen like let's keep it a buck it's so shit i think some people dress for their comfort and that's fine like which i don't think she tried to enter that outfit olympics so therefore let her tank air it up yeah right 100 she was going just casual troy savant and kylie jenner oh my god my husband cheating oh timothy chalamet and kylie you're so fucking funny for this devon

i love it i hate it they are literally like awful but i think it's amazing yeah they look like if i was in nine belts and i saw her it's so crazy the influence kylie jenner has on me like i would go home and change like it's there's something she does just make everything so effortlessly cool to me that i'm like the 10th and it's so like were you just looking up she like i'm not joking when we were on in vegas she was like on depop looking for what was a miracle hat that kylie had or something no no no i was gonna buy a 1600 cardio bracelet that i don't like because she wore it oh which is crazy like yeah truly i don't like it but like she wore it and she made it so cool to me that i want it now i so get that like especially i'm like a notorious copycat like that's all i do is just copy copy copy um it

looks like he's about to like i don't know go to the adirondacks or something does he have a camelback on i was just that's iconic i love that i was what because i remember somebody commenting on his thing and being like what could he possibly need to carry in that backpack if he has a camelback on i i would love to bring camelbacks back like do you remember like at edc when people would have the camelback and be it would like be cool to be like you'd want the chewy one because you were on molly and then you'd be like super hydrated or you put molly in the camelback I that skipped me I think camelback yes dream sponsorship oh my god oh my god it's so funny that you fucking put this on here because I screenshotted this today and almost posted it to my story for no reason.

Wait. I literally... I'm sweating. Wait. What am I looking at? J-Rod and Yo Gabba Gabba. Wait, why? First of all, why is he with Yo Gabba Gabba? Because J-Rod is an icon living. I literally almost put this on my story today for no reason and then I was like

I'm going to actually. I'm putting it on my story right now. Was this like on social media? Like, was this on Tik TOK? This was on J Rod story today. I need to reply to him right now. That's also Paige's husband with yo Gabba Gabba. Can I just say that I love him so much?

And I just love like weirdly if I was at Coachella, I think that my, like I would have, my end goal, end game would have been to like take slutty pictures with Yo Gabba Gabba, like to get all of Yo Gabba Gabba to like do this. You know, like,

I don't think that doesn't look like they even have a hand. Yeah. I don't know how many fingers they all have actually, or if they're allowed to do things like that, but I, I'm kind of really into them. Yo Gabba Gabba, even just Harry Daniels with Yo Gabba Gabba was my favorite

It beat Bernie Sanders and Claro for me Like it was my favorite crossover I love the risks that J-Rod is taking With this outfit He's really supporting pride on his wrist He's an ally Imagine smoking a blunt with Harry Daniels Yo Gabba Gabba, Bernie Sanders and Claro

And J-Rod. Oh no, put it away. This is embarrassing. Wait, Brooke, you ain't down with this. I might not, like, I mean, I wouldn't I don't think it's a horrible outfit. Why would you pick that of me and then that of Brooke? You could have gotten me, like, last year in my, like, little

fuzzy skirt and wife beater. No, no, no. i honestly actually like i still like this outfit i remember i'm not even kidding i that was the times though i remember being like my shit doesn't stink like you know what i mean like don't fucking look at me like my outfit is better than i remember i met kylie in this outfit i was like she thinks i'm so fucking cool like i was literally like i thought i was so cool You know what though T Like for the time It was cool It was

And Brookie But I know you still have That entire thing in your closet And this is your sign To throw it out That was goofy Or make an archive I actually don't

I've gotten rid of most of that You know that was The most googled outfit Of that year Really Above Beyonce Nuh uh Is that a good sign

Or a bad sign We don't know Wait that's crazy And then I got cheated on Looking like that Beyonce. Is that a good sign or a bad sign? We don't know. Wait, that's crazy. And then I got cheated on looking like that. Imagine you get cheated on, but you're also wearing Space Invader glasses. It's like,

hello. No wonder. He was probably like, I just want an ordinary girl. You know? Wait, that was exhilarating. I liked that. that really was i apologize if i said you looked awful i just want to say once again i have no room to be talking about anyone's anything and once again me not liking an outfit is not a career comparison i'm sure whoever i did not like has done more successful and noble things than i i don't know

shit about shit when it comes to anything. And if I said your outfit was bad, I sincerely apologize. I wanted to talk about like James Charles's other outfits too. Like I wanted to give him a redemption arc. I liked his little Tate McRae jorts, sporty spice moment a lot. We should do any of the fits that we missed like on Patreon or something.

Ooh. Wait, really quickly before we end the episode, do you have a confession that you have for me? Yes, do I look any different to you today? Are you wearing tapes? So No you don't Really?

No Because my head hurts so bad Wait are you doing them here or here? No I taped my face here I've tied it in the back of my head I mean Makoa he had his foot on my scalp tying me But I'm trying to test out my new cheek Can you not? I mean you look amazing i think it looks great but i think you look great without

the tapes and also but do you think i look different right now no i didn't notice i didn't notice the entire time i mean somewhere along the way during this episode it became like like you they're on your cheeks yeah now, now that you pointed out, I can see like a little tape. Wait, yeah, it's really reflecting in the light, right?

But okay, no, wait, they were just here to get the vision. Okay. Let me undo them and then let's see. Wait, okay,

yeah, yeah, yeah, take off in real time. Okay. Also, your biggest idol, the person you like look up to the most

for fashion and everything and inspo, Miss Kylie Jenner has nasal labial folds. But she also has a scar right here, which means that she got the surgery that i want and look at that it still didn't really work i think it did work i think it heavily worked okay let's undo it ready okay okay okay i'm taking it in okay wait that's so wild you see i'm gonna take i'm gonna undo it okay no i'm totally kidding there's actually no no difference happened to your face not one but i was thinking you looked amazing but like literally you it like nothing happened i watched it wait i want to try now it took me like an hour to do like damn like do she really is doing her big one with that she was my inspiration i was like damn like an hour to do. Like, damn, like, Dochi really is doing her big one with that. She was my inspiration.

I was like, damn, like, I want to be a face tape girly. But apparently it does nothing and I look exactly the same. That's what McCullough was saying. He was saying you look exactly the same, but I just want this. You're so crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, wait. My new long screen. No, I think you look very, very beautiful. Well, I was hoping that I found a new beauty hack that would, you know, be sufficient for me. Well, if it makes you feel good. Oh, I was going to say, I also have a confession. Oh, okay.

I have a boyfriend. No, no, no. Are you seriously dating someone or what's going on? I mean, we're seriously like dating, but we're not boyfriend, girlfriend. But I do have a man that I've been talking to. How long and how come you haven't told me? Because I was waiting to tell you on the pod I met him at a funeral which is so typical for me

Wait oh we did talk We did talk about him a little bit Oh the last time you were on an episode So you guys are still seeing each other Yeah yeah yeah my man who chews on sticks We're going on a date tonight Wait where are you going I can't say

Because I don't know Like all cryptic about it No? Because I don't know. Oh, okay. Like all cryptic about it. No, I just, I don't know where he's taking me. So this is how many dates? This is date three. How many dates do you think you have to go on before you're officially dating?

Like five, six. Literally two. I'm ready to like get married. A third date? Like if you really think about it, like a third date, third. Like that's a lot of fucking dates. I know.

And you know what's crazy too? Like we haven't fucked yet. I feel like usually I'm like a first date. Don't care. Like three vodka crayons. I'm throwing it back. But like we still haven't done anything. Like we just had our first kiss last date.

And he gave her this purse. Look how cute. Wait. Yeah. He owns a vintage store. Wait. That's so you. I love it. I love that little tail on that side wait turn around isn't it the tail i'm upset the other night it

was at the edge of the bed while page and i were asleep in vegas and i woke up to myself twiddling the tail with my toes and it was so soft she was like flat ironing it with her toes. Pinching and grabbing. I love it. Even in my sleep. Do you think you'll do it tonight? I don't know. I shaved. You need to consummate your marriage.

I fully shaved everything. You don't need to. Oh, I know. But my stomach is kind of like, it feels like boots in a dryer. So I'm kind of nervous. I don't even know what that means. Oh, okay.

You shaved, so you're ready for it. I'm really... Tell us about him. Like, what do you like about him? Oh, my gosh. Well, it was so cute because we went on our second date. And we went to a sushi restaurant. And we sat down and immediately just got into, like, the most incredible conversation.

Like, he's so intellectual. He's so funny. He's so nice. So interesting. And the waitress came over like four separate times before we even touched our menus it was so cute and just like none of the conversation was surface level and he asks like really cute personal questions like he goes describe your room to me and i was like what do you mean and he goes like if i walked into your room right now what would

it look like he goes would there be piles of clothes on the floor? Like, are you neat? Are you messy? Like, do you have makeup on the floor? And I was like, wait, that's so cute. So I kind of started like describing my bedding and stuff. And he goes, what about like your your trinkets, like your knickknacks? And I was like, and you love a trinket. And I have so many knickknacks and trinkets in my room that like that's oh my God, that

question like made me melt. That's so cute. oh my god that question like made me melt that's wait i'm you and he's just so not like any straight guy i've been with because we sat down for the second date and immediately he goes i have so many questions for you which like cream my panties immediately yeah which is so crazy that the bar is so in hell like a man asks you questions about yourself genuinely like when does it happen it's huge like it's so rare to find that you know because again it's like always a one-sided interview it's like i a one-sided interview. It's like I'm sitting there

asking them questions like they don't reciprocate. Like what the fuck? Yeah, and whether it was a good date or not is like completely dependent on you because it's like you were the date. Correct. Correct.

But no, he's great. And like he checks all my boxes. Wait, I'm so excited. She's been saying he gives Post Malone and I'm so excited to meet him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he has like a little rat tail or something. But I'm kind of into it. No, I love that. I think that's why he gave you the rat tail bag for sure and i like

i'm not kidding you if you came over one day and you were like this is my new man and it was like a too hot to handle our man i will legitimately admit you somewhere no like you need your cigarette boy you need your no he's like a little um he's like a little post malone like a little rough looking but i'm super into it i'm like obsessed with that but i don't know if i would like to see somebody on a podcast calling me rough looking no like he's got gritty he's got grit he's got grit does he have tattoos yeah what's your favorite one um he has like a bugs bunny on his arm that's exactly what i wanted i was like he's kind of like me in boy form like smokes his cigs chews his sticks loves loves vintage shit i don't know i'm like that's my man no i'm so excited oh my god he has like an iphone fucking two

that's such a green flag no social media it's so hot i know when a man has a fucking iphone 3g it's like you know what's the cutest thing too so we have a mutual friend and he was talking to her about me and she was like be honest like have you looked page up at all like online he's like no and she's like she hand on the bible like tell me and he's like no i swear to god i i haven't he goes i he goes i enjoy meeting her in real time getting to like learn her and know her in person yeah lock in your answer page you need to consummate yeah you better fucking bust it open tonight no i'm kidding that's exciting though that we all like just that's so good i feel like i know finding you know just through life through la especially all of it like just finding men the you know what i mean who are off their phones and want to get to know you for you

it's it's hard and have jobs hello yeah so rare thank god but yeah i need to honestly i need to leave because i have a date with him she has a hard out and she's gonna go bust it open for her post malone and his tail are you gonna join us on the patreon or oh i can't page cameron thank you for joining brooke and i and we are so excited to tour the world with you I'm so excited I can't wait Oslo

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