Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 120: TANA’S UNITED AIRLINES HORROR STORY... - Ep. 120

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

In this episode of Cancelled, Tana and Brooke dive into the chaos of the influencer world, covering viral rumors, set drama, and the United Airlines fiasco.  Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge bet mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. Brooke has an outfit change. I fucking don't. We're shooting a million things today. Everything's chopped and screwed. But yeah, we started a Patreon, but then we decided that it wasn't a Patreon anymore. It's an episode. So now we're in an episode.

Before we get into today's episode, we were just discussing this off camera. And once again, we want to say 5-2 will be in Berlin, Germany. My favorite of them all. Liesold um which Ray my security was just saying that he was in the military which I didn't even know and was stationed in Berlin and they would always promote shows of when American acts would come to Berlin at the military bases and I'm like how the fuck do we get in on that I'm obsessed I feel like there's a pitch perfect about that like how cool would that be to do just like a canceled show for our troops i feel like that like we're supposed to respect our troops and like the last thing that we should be doing for them is like whatever we do

you're actually so right like they would probably end the show and be like i'm well it could be after everything they've done for us we're gonna repay them that way but then maybe their their takeaway is like, wow, I'm excited to go back to the base. Like maybe if anything, we'll give them a newfound excitement to go back to the base. You're right. Or they'll remember what they're fighting for.

Belfast, UK on 5.5. New show in London on 5.11. Manchester, new show on London on 5.11, Manchester new show on 5.15, and second show added in Amsterdam on 5.18. And so many of those shows are added shows because of things selling out. So obviously just thank you guys so much. But Berlin, Oslo, and Paris,

listen, we're learning our markets. And we might never come back. That is kind of the takeaway here. Maybe there's not much of a demand, so maybe that's like a selling factor it's like oh like one and only you know i okay very excited to discuss getting eiffel towered while under the eiffel tower oh that's poetic isn't it um i forgot to bring this up on the main episode and sometimes god works in mysterious ways, like with memory here. Okay.

Because I wrote it down as a topic because it absolutely cannot not be a topic. Oh, Brooke, you're going to die. You're actually going to die. So as you know, I recently reinstated my Depop. No. Okay. And mind you, this is after all that shit I talked about Alyssa Violet as well. Like even coming back to Depop was very much giving the energy of like, hey, hey, how y'all doing?

And I wasn't really talking shit about being on Depop. It was just funny. Alyssa Violet kind of coming at defending Jason Nash with the galaxies and then selling the dresses and just the long captions. And she was coming at people's necks. There was much more to it than just like her being on depop whatever but obviously i come back to depop and my goal is for everything to be running you know tight ship i hired an entire girl on salary just to run the depop like it is her one and only job like i am i've been going back and forth with her to make

everything perfect the mailers the items i'm making her double check triple check just quite literally everything because the last thing i want as tana mojo in 2025 is a fucking depop scandal okay what'd you do you saw my closet clean out video you were telling me you were watching it thank you for that i'm going through my purses i'm just grabbing shit off the wall i'm not thinking twice left right up and down what was in there i sold someone a faux tega i sold someone a fake bottega bag and like there's so much wrong with that i sold someone a fake fucking bottega bag i'm gonna kill myself but for fake prices or real prices no brooke brooke okay i just want to i want to talk you through it i'm not even like a dhk girly okay i buy and i swipe i buy real bags like if i totaled up the amount of fake bags in my closet it is under three like truly i i'm not i'm not gating it up not that there's anything

wrong with that i'm just saying now my public perception is going to be a gate girly no and i'm like i drop racks like i'm literally pissed now that i wrapped i'm just saying things like i drop racks again yeah i almost clocked it but no i'm serious even just the whole day as i was going to wrap hefner i was like cash come in lumps like i've been talking different again now that i'm a rapper again anyways and kind of rapper of me i guess to have a fake bottega but i bought it in italy with mads and i know that now like i just wasn't thinking about it again i don't i don't think of myself as a as a girl from the gates and we bought it from this bag dealer like i just and i paid like a hefty price for it but just

looking back like he came to your hotel room and spread them out on the floor no shit like just whatever and the bag i carried it everywhere even just thinking it was real as well what does it look like what like what's the bag like the think like the first bottega bag you ever could think of like woven and like black little top handle tiny and i sold it for 400 bucks because it was beat to smithereens i would carry it everywhere thinking i have this real bottega bag and then the guy went and got it appraised at Bottega. And imagine just like, you know, he told the person in the store and like just getting it appraised and it being fair.

I have no choice but to literally add miles. What did you do? How did you handle this situation? Refunded him fully, commented that I'm an idiot. He made TikToks about it. I'm not even, which sucks dick for me. And just trying to rebrand obviously I'm like so sad this is happening like it is so against my rebrand but I'm not hating on him at all if I

bought something from an influencer on Depop and it was fake I would feel like I hit the gold mine I would make a 37 part series about it you know 100% but holy and you know Alyssa Violet is somewhere just fucking eating this up like bolognese, bitch. And I can't even hate. I can't even hate. I am an idiot. Wait, honestly, though, there's a lot of worse things that can happen. Because when you said you were going through your purses, I'm thinking, what did you sell inside?

Yeah. Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot where I would put a Depop bag in the pile. And then I'd be about to fall asleep and remember that there was like a molly capsule in the bag and I'd like go get it out I've I think and I don't even want to say it because now I'm inciting people to go check things that I've sold them but I don't think I've ever sold anyone anything with anything in it which is good I have a question is Depop like really that profitable for you you know what's funny is I that's not what I thought your question was going to be so then i had an answer that okay what was your answer i just wanted my question i just i thought you were gonna say is depop really like authenticated

like that and i actually just bought a fake muumuu bag on depop like i paid the real price and it got there and i was like this is fucking fake how'd you know did you go take a go what bag was it you don't have to know oh you, you don't. You know, like I know. Like it's fake. It's fucking fake as shit. And I paid like $800 for it. Oh, shit. So I guess it all

karmatically works out. And I'm still going to carry it. Honestly, it's cute. And they'll add it to my fake bags. Yeah. My question is, is it profitable? Because I ask this

because I see it actually like kind of often with influencers and their depops. I'm not saying yours, but like I'll see someone post like, first of all, like shoes that are like literally like they have holes in the bottom and they'll sell them for like, you know, like eight dollars. And I'm like, you had to ship that out. Like, I don't understand how it's profitable. Well, I have items right now, for example, for sale on my depop that are all authentic i'm literally livid because now there's just like everything else like i promise you i don't buy

fake shit so i'm just so pissed like i bought a ballmon sweater for like a thousand dollars that i've never worn so i'm selling it for like 800 i have like jason vorhees sneakers that are huge in the hypebeast community drake knocked down my pick me era like i do have a lot of things that like are worth a decent amount that like i just no longer want okay and i sold one one fake bow take a bag and i refunded out i think he's still mad which sucks because i'm like well it sucks because it's like you that only only because he took it to get like authenticated or whatever the word is did he ever find out and had he not he would have just been walking i guess that's true that's true and like i obviously i don't want to like

scam anyone out of anything and everything else once again i bought from the store really sucks though that like that of all people like no one else is taking it to get authentic like you you got like you sold it to the one wrong person yeah Yeah, which is so fucking funny and good on him. I'm happy like truly happy that he got refunded like I would never want to do that to people but I also buy all of my bags in person in the store like I can't stress it enough like this is the only time in my life I ever was like in Italy just drunk and like bag dealer and whatever and I carried that thing around with pride but I mean this is how we all find out. You can't win them all and it could be worse. could still be selling um bright yellow chaps on there we might see some

it is still crazy some of the things that that are making it to the depot but we are closet cleaning out and it's i swear to god everything else and it just in 2025 it's like and truly like this i feel like things like this have happened to me, like just will keep happening to me, honestly, where it's like I'm taking all measures. Like I literally have a girl on salary, like cleaning everything fucking twice, like taking good photos, making sure like nothing is fucked up, pricing things accordingly if they have anywhere, like all of the things.

And like, it'd be one thing if i like bought a bunch of fake bags and i would have to differentiate to her like yeah truly it's like you didn't even think about it it just would yeah it just would fucking happen to me it's okay but it's you know my every time i do something really stupid my grandpa says well you'll never make that mistake again or anytime something really bad happens to me like i get robbed or something he's like okay well it won't happen again that's actually like really sweet and like very true and like it won't happen again but just like oh my god and just like on tiktok too like just tana mojo sold me a fucking photag i'm literally i didn't see it it didn't get my or get to my for you page and my for you

page is like literally all about you i'm hoping it like shut down quickly because i like just refunded him it's just like you're actually kidding me i have to kill myself i appreciate the internet holding me accountable because truly like i am i have no skeletons in my closet in that sense like i want to be you know what i mean like even just like i was telling someone in my life like oh like yeah and then they made a tiktok and they were like oh my god of course like just whatever and i'm like but no that's like valid i would like yes 100 and like i sometimes you do love that feeling of like i kind of hit the gold mine here like yes my bag is fake and i got refunded and that's annoying and i spent the time authenticating it but like i get to make these tiktoks like that's how i would feel i don't know if that's

how this person feels but for a good viral opportunity 100 dude i bought this ring from david yeerman in vegas I love it and thank you so much it's honestly very sweet and I had like a shitty ring on the day before because I was doing my whole rapper look like so I had my like

big fake bedazzled like rings and shit and I put this ring on just over it after I bought it and then I was in the casino and my finger was green

and I was like oh my god is this David Yerman ring this like solid gold diamond ring I just bought turning my fingers green and I was green and i was like oh my god is this david yerman ring turning my like solid gold diamond ring i just bought turning my fingers green and i was stoked because i was like i can't wait to make that but then i realized you know it wasn't but you know that sometimes can happen if you're just really low on iron it'll just start turning your fingers green regardless no way yeah because the same way like if you rub it on your skin it'll turn black

i never knew that fingers i never knew that yeah not me though i'm i'm high on iron yes my beefed up baddie do you want anything right now like are you in the mood for like a little snacky like a little drinky like should we order something yeah we could even have like a little mook mook yeah yeah what should we get what should we get beef like taco bell beef like it might like might be horse beef or like beef beef like i like all beef i like all indian food wait how was the pickle lunch everybody's loving wait i think you lied to me about being on the pickle pr list because i haven't said no yet oh i was like because i don't think there is a pickle pr list there but i've been hyping them up and i almost literally called you today i said say can you please bring me actually that is why i called you today and then i forgot to ask you i will be sending you so many i'm not

kidding my pr list is so small it's like you bb josie and i forget it's like ken yurick or something like literally it's like i'm gonna send it to like six people i just i've been really like i the other day i wanted them so bad and i'm not even like that big of a pickle girl i when i was saying that that the honey mustard like converts people who don't like pickles i really mean it because they are like that fucking good do you know spencer pratt so check this one out actually kaylin and kaylin ended up being a sponsor of the poosh event okay so i'm getting tagged in all these people one of them trying your pickle fight right not like necessarily mine but like they can make ones from mine or like people were also just being a gear the company that works with

tan or whatever i wake up in vegas to spencer pratt mentioned you in their story i like my heart went to my ass i was like what did i do wrong like because you know spencer pratt's like a caller out yeah yeah you know and i'm like oh my god what and like whatever it is i would just eat it it's spencer pratt you don't win that fight he's a fucking icon right and then i open it up and it's him filming a video that i would have personally paid ten thousand dollars for like not kidding he's like going up to the pickle owner

being like you're the Tana's Pickles owner guy and like trying the pickles whatever but what an oversight from Poosh like had they

and like Bebe like ended up at the Poosh event and like eating the pickles and tagging me and like whatever and I was like you know

if Courtney knew that this pickle company was like Tana's Pickle Company that like they literally would have probably said no to them being at the event so like how funny i love that though i love a loophole yeah like what a loophole that my pickles were technically at the push event how funny like alabama is livid i live literally so funny but yeah the event was really good honestly i like we did it on eventbrite and kept it at a cap so that it was like smaller and that i could like actually meet every person.

Like I had like a 10 minute conversation with like 300 girls and they just came through and they got their flights and it was super sickening and just fun. Honestly, like I was behind the counter violating everything HIPAA has ever stood for serving people. HIPAA is crazy. I think it's the Food and drug administration or the health uh health and safety squad or something hippa hippa right is that it's like you can't tell somebody about someone else's medic medical history katie perry went to the moon and came back before i woke up

this morning oh my god and honestly listen we had a lot to say about it and everybody has a lot to say about it. I'm seeing the reactions and they're like, this is so like, we're setting women back. Why did we have to have women's spacesuits? But I feel like if we didn't have women's spacesuits,

I'd be like, why are they fucking making the girls wear the same spacesuits? Yeah, that is kind of like valid. I'd be like, make a sexier spacesuit. Was the parachute thing

always supposed to happen? What parachute thing? They came down in parachutes I mean how else I guess we don't usually see like a rocket ship come back Do we? Actually no I remember that we saw it And it landed in the ocean

And I thought it was AI the last one The people who were there for like nine months Okay I have a question Sure And I don't know enough about things like this And it's just wild Like this might be a hot this. And it's it is just wild. Like, this might be a hot take. But like, it's so funny how like, we are expected to like, just know everything about everything. Like I had people in my comments, like asking me to

like speak on the tariffs. And I'm like, haven't I proven to you across the last 10 years that I'm like, just a fucking bonafide idiot? Yeah, if I've learned one thing about myself, it years that I am like just a fucking bonafide idiot yeah if I've learned one thing about myself it's that I am going to spread misinformation and I shouldn't comment on anything that ever has any sort of weight in the world at all and you should never trust anything that comes out of my mouth on this podcast that's and I remember during the election one year someone said like someone tweeted like people are trying to get their political advice from Tana Mongeau and that's what's wrong with the world and then had like a hundred thousand retweets and I was like yes like and obviously I've done all of my personal research on the

tariffs but I would hate to come online and then like say one thing wrong and then it'd be like whatever you know what I mean yeah and so anyhow with this forgive me if I'm like super wrong but once again if you're looking for me to be super right about this lost on you right um how much money does it cost to just send people to space and i think my take is if it's a lot why the fuck are we just sending katie perry to space why aren't we giving this do you think they had to pay for their spot or no or do you think it was like an influencer agreement oh i didn't think about that that like right like tripping with tart x the orbit so i saw someone say today, like, don't let Tart see this.

They're going to have a purple rocket ship and all of love Island is going to be zero gravity. But like if they paid their way, I mean, Sanchez can pay her way. Right. I don't know who that is. She's married to Jeff Bezos. Oh my God.

Right. No, because last time I said she was my friend and I was actually just thinking of someone else named Lauren She was the one In the white Shein Body suit During the inauguration

Yes I was gonna say If they paid their way Okay but then still It raises my like Like wouldn't that money Just do so many people In this solar system good

Of course But what about the money You spent on Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Then I guess that I don't know. Like people are always going to do things with their money that could be used better.

Yeah, I guess. Are we like, was there a purpose? Like, were we? No, but me spending money on Uber Eats is not the same as like a trillion dollars of people going to fucking space. Like feed the children, right? Yeah. Well, I guess I could have fed a lot of children. Actually, like what the what the

purpose was like were they raising awareness like did they need to take a photo when they were up there like what was the actual like objective i saw this video today of katie perry her zero gravity holding the butterfly in the feather and shit and katie looks amazing up there she looks better than ever apparently blue origin with amazon they're trying to sell tickets you can reserve a seat for 150 000 in space yeah for blue origin a seat like it's the sphere they're trying to make commercial space flight and so this was promotional for that that's what it seems like at least okay but i saw this video today and i want to talk about it's pretty sick that you can just go to space if you want i know do you know what i think a lot of it is is it is

like i think just like most things in today's society like marketing matters so much like if they had a clear and concise like beautiful message for this campaign like even just if it was for women empowerment that like not as many females have been in space as men then like why is she saying putting the ass an astronaut right like you know what i mean whatever right look at this video i feel super connected to love so connected to love i think this experience has shown me you never know how much love is inside of you like how much love you have to give and how loved you are until the day you launch like this sounds like someone's monologue on love is blind wait she's dizzy like something wait something bad happened to her up there like how much this was it like noah centineo or who was it where it's like it's what you do with what you've done like like what there's god like

there could have someone could have written a script like i think i genuinely i'm standing behind the fact that i think that this is like they're trolling i think it's their benson boone fucking onesie it's like they're trying to get more people to talk about what's going on i feel like it would have been just katie perry's going to space but because they made such a spectacle and like honestly yeah it's such a stink out of like the conversation around it put the ass an astronaut way way way more people are talking about it and like laughing at it and therefore more people know but know what that katie perry was able to sing hot and cold in space like i just it's not like i don't know i just feel like the choice of people maybe they couldn't get a lot of people to agree to go to space that's true like what a

blunt rotation katie perry lauren sanchez and gail king but like gail was stressing when she got off did you see no i just saw her comes off and they're so happy and gail literally looks like she just like saw like it's you have to find it wait this is actually so fucking funny brooke look look look look wait oh did jeff bezos go to it was his ship and that checks out it was his ship look at her everybody else is so happy this better be made into a meme like me clocking out of work after look at katie i was always surprised to find out how tall she is that would be that would 100 be me like i just would be like what the fuck did i just do honestly though if i went

to space you would never hear the end of it everything would be about me going to space i went to space i'm so much better than you me when i'm in miami on coke i keep thinking you're wearing a mrs fields hat like that's what that hat looks like what's mrs fields is that like little debbie company yes oh my god the one thing i know about no i went to the vegas gift shop and spent 500 on vegas merch like i wasn't born and raised there i got a slot machine for at home though please remind me and if you forget to remind me you're a shitty friend to get a magnet in every single city we're going to I'm a new magnet collector Where will you put them?

On my oven Because I don't have a fridge Oh that's everything and more That's really cute I want to have something to collect Yeah we explored different things that we could collect Keychains was just like they're not functional Like how many keychains do you need? Oh'm gonna do lighters yeah lighters or another good idea is

um koozies i you know i love a good koozie you do i do i have one from cedar rapids i remember the day you got that you were so happy about that i'm weirdly a koozie hater well what you just like your hand to be cold yeah like it's it's so weird it's like me hating on a functional thing because i think it's like choogy i don't what the fuck i think koozies are maga you're maga just kidding your hat's maga you're wearing a red hat isn't that shitty like i i almost i wanted to buy a red yankees hat the other night i was like can't wear that oh because like from the back yeah people really think like i wore a brown hat one time

and people started sending me hate mail when they landed one two three i'm kind of obsessed though like i i am i think maybe just jealous because they all have like a pretty tight-kn. It appears. It's just great. The one that is so wide of something like the fact that it's just Jeff Bezos is like fucking. Fuck. Imagine being married to Jeff Bezos.

What was the, what would you do? What would you do if you had access to that amount of wealth? If I was married to Jeff Bezos, I would ask to peg him and grip that bald head i would just want to put my dominance on top of amazon okay um then then um i would ask for medicube pink salmon dna masks on a subscribe and save constantly that i don't have to pay for. Okay. Is that this is a TikTok shop ad? Like, why is everyone selling MediCube?

I just love that mask. It's the best face mask on planet Earth. I'm not getting paid for this at all. Literally, MediCube wants nothing to do with me. I would get a zero gravity massage chair. Could I just get things off of Amazon? No, I think you can get things anywhere because he is a billionaire. Oh, I just have access to his bank account.

I would ask Jeffff bezos to find the cleanest purest quaalude money can buy and i would try a quaalude really um yeah if you had the opportunity right now to try a quaalude that wasn't like boof at all i guess i don't know what a quaalude is supposed to do to me i don't know anything other than the wolf of wall street just that then why would you want to do that that's got that's something i'll clock in therapy i would want house performances all the time i want adam sandler to come over and just yell shellamy at me over and over and over again until i was sick of it okay like i would buy drew barrymore uh-huh uh-huh and just cuddle with her for every movie yeah imagine that i would just want her i just want her around me

i guess if we're thinking weird animals suddenly this is the first time i'm realizing that i would really want an alpaca but no they scare me kind of what do alpacas do i don't know just like imagine petting up like that you know what okay i want to talk about this we're leaving on tour and i feel like because we're leaving the United States for so long obviously even just when you leave like on tour you're away from your home for so long I'm prioritizing because I was asking Hunter as well and I feel like he's really toward like the world a lot and left for this amount of time a lot of times and I was like what's your best advice and he was saying that he would tell me to bring lots of things from home like things that make me feel

better about whatever i'm bringing my flat tortilla pillow duh like i have my pillow that's literally as flat as a magazine that i sleep on every night and it helps me with all of my neck problems like i hate when my fucking head is way off cranked okay you know and i'm trying to think of other things that i'm wanting like i'm gonna to bring a Peppa I love for sure. Things that are sentimental to you that you like to have at home. I have this blanket that I don't care how disgusting it is. I don't want it washed. I don't want it to smell like laundry detergent.

I want it to smell like the day I got it. Actually, it's the one that Morphe gave us that says I put her on. Yes, the gray. It's so soft and like the way like i never mouse has now chewed a hole in it like the literally the size of a basketball and i don't care i want to sleep with that every night and it's coming that's a good one that's a really good one um i think i want to bring a lot of like american food and snacks like lots of red 40 and lots of msg like just like even like some can you do that can

we like i was thinking about asking sriracha or asking starbucks for a lot of sriracha today because starbucks sriracha is fucking superior it's like i tried the jalapeno pocket today it was electric so good i want to bring moon sand because whenever i'm really in a pinch like you think chemically it's gonna travel well. Well, I actually have a moonsan travel case. You know, we have a limit on the amount of bags that we can bring. I know that's the only issue. Well, I'm going to start stealing everyone else's. Like I'm serious.

Who's carrying those? Honestly, you can't have 11 big body suitcases. You know how many fights we have in 30 days? I think I think I'm going to have four. Like if I'm telling you the truth, I'm probably going to have four like if I'm telling you the truth I'm probably gonna have four especially I was having three in my head with my idea of the weather and now finding out it's gonna be cold I'm like fuck fuck shit fuck fuck I don't know jackets every single tour I kick myself at the end because I'm like I wore 10% of the things that I brought so I decided like if it

if it's boots, like I don't need seven pairs of boots because like nobody is like noticing like, oh, she wore these boots yesterday. So she can't wear them again today. Like just wear the boots again. You're right. You're right. I will. And I'm happy we're having this conversation because I do want to keep that in mind. And like on tour, I would say that I wore like 85% because I do the pre-packed outfits in the bags and then I pick the outfits and I wear them Yeah, but sometimes i'll see your suitcase open and sprawled and there's like a coffee table inside. You're right I'm gonna i'm gonna be as mindful as possible, but I also want to be as comfortable as possible

So it's so there's gonna be somewhere in the middle of that where I have my things from home I have my additional outfit choices I also like i've been doing a thing where i'm buying clothes like Intention with the intention of sharing with my boyfriend so we can wear the same things. Oh, that's yeah. Like jackets and sweaters,

especially cause it's like, it is great too. Cause just with the allotted amount of bags, like Makoa travels with a backpack. And like, so I bought a backpack. Backpacks are back. And only because BB was like,

if you were a backpack, that's so embarrassing and it like really it i was i've been sitting on it and thinking about it and i've been feeling like preemptively embarrassed about it but then i was like in the airport and stuff i am always so miserable because my shoulder is like literally gonna fall off because of the weight of whatever tote bag i'm carrying so i bought a backpack fuck you guys my back my black louis backpack that's hard to say is my most traveled. Oh yeah.

You were. I, I, there were like four years of my life where I only looked like a ninja turtle, like in public. Like I love, especially in my rapper era,

you know, I was like me and my, I had an MCM backpack. Talk about things that I just should have never had. I had a big red and white giant MCM backpack with a boom box in it. Speakers on the outside. I'm so happy I missed whatever era that was. No, I could connect to Bluetooth of my backpack and then just play music.

And oh, I would. That was a brutal time. I'm trying to think of anything else I would want to bring. I wish I could bring Murph. Not Mouse, but Murph for sure. I know. Someone said they've been giving me a hard time online because they think i'm only posting mouse because he's my favorite but i'm only posting mouse because

he's the only one who gives me problems murphy is my favorite yeah she's just like a perfect angel i mean i um we're now in talks of a potential end of the year u.s tour this is always how it goes with touring because the agents are just you know they're agents so like the second that they know we're open and available and stuff and it's the greatest blessing in the world the fact that there's even a demand at all to potentially do some us shows again and some we're out in canada we're doing all the things but we might be back on the bus before the end of the year and that was not on my bingo card but like the bus there's something so but you should bring murphy this i know but i don't know it's hard it's stressful for humans so definitely stressful for animals i guess that's true but like having to train somebody because like it's it's one thing to have a cat sitter like mouse is not a cat like trying we have to have like tomorrow we

have someone coming over to like learn and And like we have to really give her Like the lowdown and like explain Because it's not like oh who's watching her Yeah who's staying with Mouse and Murph while We're gone you need to make sure she's got good Like calisthenics I know and like She has the number of the vet that we have To call every two minutes and like

You know directions to the hospital He goes to every other day like what if You put them up in a room with no added gadgets or gizmos you find a way he'd eat the wall he would eat the drywall without a question like literally immediately he ate my skims today no the more you play with him the less he eats and stuff so like that's really the takeaway is like he just needs to be constantly stimulated and like and he has no like like dave and busters or something he has no like... I don't know, take him to like Dave and Buster's or something. He has no like do-it-yourself toys where he enjoys them.

He can't because he swallows them. So like, it's just hard. Like he would play all day with like one of those things that you like hold up and he jumps and stuff, but he will swallow the entire pole. So he can't have them. Cat trees? They have cat trees.

They're like, they're cat trees. But they're really meant for scratching and sleeping. but does he scratch if there's anything interactive like they one of them has like a hanging ball off of it swallow due to us stacking episodes right now we thought we would talk to you the viewers i just tweeted and asked if anybody has any questions and i'm just gonna start reading off rip the questions your favorite coachella set of all time was the first question oh uh porter robinson and uh madion or midan um coachella 2017 i want to say it was literally like i i didn't even know who that was going into it it was such a spiritual experience for me and it was like like, I will never skip Coachella again. I did,

but oh my God, it was like literally life changing. What was, what is it? For Dylan Francis. Really? Like the EDM of it? Oh,

my original Coachella is like, that's all I would care about. That's true. I had my like EDM era too. And it was kind of at that time. That's just so funny. Cause obviously you're, you don't listen to EDM

and like the car and stuff. So that's so fun. No, but it's like at a festival. It's so different. Like that's what it's for. Also, Martin Garrix. That was like just such a crazy year. They had like all the best sets that year.

I saw James Bay in the smallest tent right after he released his like major album performing like Let It Go and like whatever. And I swear it was like me and like a hundred people and I was barricaded and he was just like singing at me i'll never forget that it was me and isabella that was my first coachella um billy eilish but not her headlining year um before that when she was swinging from the bed with phineas and she cried singing i love you on the bed swinging i have literal full body goosebumps even thank you i know the clip i've watched it a thousand times um and it was weirdly me james charles and victoria justice i think we all and then amari tried to like victoria bumped into amari and i think he like piped up and then realized it was her and like immediately dialed back and it was just like very funny

lana del rey i loved so much yeah that was amazing i have well uh-huh that's the story i think i'm gonna save for a live show but i had a like picked out of the crowd like what's that movie um anne hathaway oh and she gets picked out is it harry styles or is it not harry styles in that movie it's not it's yeah some guy but i think it's like supposed to be like a harry styles type that happened to me so that's one that's a good one that's a good one i'm trying to think of any more that just like lord performing green light as i got out of coachella jail but i was just talking oh my god seven year anniversary was a couple days ago of what of you going to jail at coachella it's so funny like even just thinking about that time not i've talked about the coachella arrest so much

like we all know all about it and whatever but i immediately flew from coachella to reno nevado where my boyfriend lived and i was like i remember him and i were just like he was being such a dick to me and like gaming and then i was like you know what i'm gonna film a story time and i didn't even think like i wasn't even gonna make a video about it and then I was like obviously I got arrested I have to I'm like but just like all of those videos being at his house in Reno Nevada is so funny to me but it's because like I would get there and he would be like I'm gonna play Rocket League for the next five hours and I'm obsessed with your like you have no shame like you will film in front of anybody like whenever wherever and like i that's so i think it's because i've just always been that way because it was like you accept me as a

youtuber or you don't because like even as i started youtube i feel like i had a lot of fake friends fall off people who didn't support me it's funny i just saw one i was at the mall shopping in vegas and this girl runs up to me and she's like tana it's your guy to see you're like amazing just she was a just no like she was like sucking the fart out of my ass but like was such a to me like during that time dream guest but for big celebrities on the canceled podcast um shabuzy shabuzy i know nothing about him i have to stop i just love that song um Adam Sandler duh Adam Sandler is a huge dream guest of mine of course but like that's I honestly don't want him on Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus oh my god um do you think Miley Cyrus had eyelid surgery I don't know I've been really

looking into it and like I'm torn because sometimes like you know people really come in you know to breath and I I know that's a touchy subject for you because you i will never do it again but love people always say like she had a crazy eyelid surgery and i really genuinely look at her and i think she just aged damn i don't know um who else i have leo von oh my god i would do anything to have the ovan on the cancel i don't know why he won't come on the canceled podcast i kind of know why he wouldn't go on canceled but like then please have us on this past weekend i feel exactly the opposite way about it like i feel like like this past weekend is too good for us but i feel like he would come to us i just feel like him in this environment would be scary for him and like whatever whereas going to his environment

and then we'd almost be able to riff more theo style in theo's environment i don't know that's that's my take on that well i just don't expect him to ever have me personally on this past weekend i'll tell you that much oh my god i don't know i would do anything for it me too i love you burt kreischerischer I just love like Is Tom Segura Like Liked Like has he done anything Like crazy or whatever

They all I mean you can pretty much Assume that any like Big comic has been like Has been in big trouble I get myself in trouble That way a lot Because I don't really like

Keep up with that And I always am like Oh my god I love this person But like just assume always That I don't know And they I just heard them say Something funny

Role model I would actually really love To have on Cancelled I would too but I love this person. But like, just assume always that I don't know. And they, I just heard them say something funny. Role model. I would actually really love to have on canceled. I would too. I just reached out. Like I, like I texted our management group chat and I was like, can we get role model on?

And I forget what Greg said. It was like, you know, might be tough, but like, it's always an ask away or something. Like he used the most like manager jargon to say like, okaya like that's not fucking happening no it wasn't you didn't say role model you said someone else but i really i actually think that he would come on i don't know i had my like self really convinced that he like loved us for a second there i texted can we get

jennifer coolidge on canceled have i lost it greg said definitely worth us reaching out which is like the most manager jargon response for like absolutely it's never fucking happening but sure i'll write the email definitely worth us reaching out jennifer coolidge duh would do anything parker posey too it's crazy i've been who's park Posey Tsunami I have to catch up Piper no oh my god I just found out I can do that by the way

and that's just my whole new whole new stem it's funny that I didn't know she was the one in all the Blake Lively interviews where Blake goes

I love your bump and it's her and Parker Posey and now like just the rebrand of a century Her being the White Lotus icon Like how iconic

I love that Blake Lively Have you seen that movie A Simple Favor With Blake Lively Aren't they coming out With a second one now Yes I just saw the trailer today

And it's like There was a lot of drama Surrounding that movie Because Anna Kendrick Has gone on record And said that Working with Blake Lively

Was a nightmare, which obviously like is crazy. Checks out. And honestly, I trust every single thing that Anna Kendrick says. I love her. It's funny, too, because even like at the height of all this Blake Lively shit, a like press person asks Anna Kendrick, like, how was it working with Blake Lively? And Blake and Anna Kendrick just goes, oh, oh you know like and it's funny because obviously

as a celebrity you can always ignore that like if you're choosing to answer that you're making a statement so her going back into filming a movie with someone that she hates it's awesome for the movie like I'm a huge fan I love a psychological thriller it's actually one of my favorites I love that movie I'm excited a long time since I've seen it but I must I always you have to assume that this was filmed before all of this like blake lively stuff even started happening because that was just within this last like year i think it was like kind of during though i might be making that up i really don't know i just feel like it takes years like snow white for example was filmed

like six years ago oh that's wild i didn't know that not really but like probably like almost four years ago i want to say and now obviously it's not it's tanking it's cool that anna and blake's dynamic in the movie is kind of anna being fed up with blake so she probably just could easily method through that i feel like that's how um a lot of shows are like gossip girl like thank god they like had beef anyhow like it probably made it a lot easier to just or like use it for their art do you ever think about like how hard it would be like for oh you haven't seen vampire diaries huh no well never mind or one tree hill no god you're good for nothing i know i was just on so much of a trashier side of television like

i was so into the opposites of that, I guess. No, I was like thinking recently about like how the fuck, like, cause obviously I, I knew like who you were and stuff because of like other YouTubers that I would see you in,

but I never ever came across your videos until I lived in LA. I was like, I wonder how that happened. And I realized it's because like, I thought like even Emma Chamberlain was like, I was how that happened. And I realized it's because like, I thought like, even Emma Chamberlain was like, I was like, this girl's so raunchy.

Like, I don't understand how she's talking like this. Like, I remember thinking that because like, So I wonder, had you ever come across mine before if we would even be here now? Probably not.

Because you probably would have been turned off by my videos. I just like, I don't know. My grandma like, would have never let me like, be any type of way. Like, I don't know. I was just, also I was in a sorority and like, if we so much just like, I don't know. My grandma like would have never let me like be any type of way. Like, I don't know.

I was just also I was in a sorority. And like if we so much as like posted us with a red cup, we would get literally terminated from the sorority. So you probably have very much like I had to appear a certain way. How funny. So I like I remember seeing Emma Chamberlain's like I dropped out of school video or something. She said like fuck so many times that I was like, that's imagine telling that Brooke like what she and I was saying fuck but like but like hey you're like I can't believe you're posting this you're gonna discuss your labia on the internet to millions like at length like so like is right we gotta got a laugh from the peanut gallery was it miles yeah that's actually

everything taylor swift imagine taylor swift on the canceled podcast if she were to ever come on then imagine her pr team cutting everything it would be just us breathing like that is so funny favorite trisha paytas era oh obviously the correct answer is this current one but i'm my i'm gonna go secondarily marrying the cardboard cutout like telling everyone i'm actually getting married she had the whole internet like on the edge of their seat like who's she married i was into coming out as a chicken nugget i was into that and i was into her celebrity big brother especially because i'm a big brother super fan i want to start if i'm genuinely serious like i want to have a side podcast where i like only talk about game shows you should and have people like

i'm not kidding i have like people to who to me are like the biggest celebrities in the world like a rob from survivor yes like boston rock like they are the biggest celebrities in the world to me and like it sucks that i can't even talk about you or them to you. You can't. Like right now, the season of Big Brother that we're watching is like, is it the Jojo McEwork one or no? No,

no, no. I don't think that's what a crossover. I can't get over that. I know that's crazy. He got kicked out of the house. Finally, what was the final straw?

Like, what were the things? I don't know. I'm surprised because you would, you would like on traditional Big Brother, like it is very easy to get kicked off. Like you can say like very little and get kicked off because they have like a zero tolerance policy i cannot believe maybe because because it's celebrity big brother that he was able to just like get off with a warning the first time like that's crazy that is wild but now he has

since been kicked was he said what was he saying to even get off on the warning he was like he called her like i know like a gay slur but then he was also like just being so overly sexual to her saying like i could turn you straight like after i got done with you like you would not be gay anymore like and jojo was like uh you're 80 and i'd be more gay yeah that's i think that's what she said oh that's disgusting. It was really horrible and I feel horrible for her. And then Bella Thorne came out and said that she also had a horrible experience.

I saw that. Yeah. And I like even just remember her talking about that at the time. It's crazy. Dude, Bella Thorne needs to drop the fucking documentary of a lifetime. I'm sure she will.

She's so talented when it comes to like, you know what I mean? The things that she wants to do and she's passionate about. But like she has just been through so fucking much in this industry like truly and she's such a sport about it you know what i mean like just still wants to act and still like whatever like if i had been through one-tenth of the things that she's been through in this industry from a child on up like truly such a strong woman yeah that's horrible good for her if you were to delete one memory

out of your head but only one what would it be that's kind of dark because if it's really only one like i'm trying to think of like what my most embarrassing moment is and i would probably choose that if i had to go like funny i would delete that entire i hate people i love them night no i that's my one of my favorite memories that i even have i just like i'll never be able to say some of the things that happened that night and it's crazy because I'm so open about like saying like literally I got a gun pulled on me and I fell down the stairs and hit kid Leroy and I did like all these things but like the fact that there are things from that night that like I won't even write about in the book yeah that was dark yeah obviously I guess if I could delete one memory from my head it would be like just

so many fucked up things but like I'm trying to think what's a food or drink that goes straight through you but you love it so much oh i have lessons that i just keep learning over and over and over again but i just like i don't care every single time i eat panera bread broccoli and cheddar soup it comes out of really i have it in the fridge went in i have it in the fridge right now i had the day that i shit myself on the pot i ate that really what i will say is like as much as we talk about shitting ourselves like i really do kind of have a stomach of steel like i can eat just about anything and like pretty much be safe same like yes i'll have like little issues here and there but like like even taco bell for example so many people struggle with and i think it's like if you train yourself from a very young age to eat those

things right like you just that's an actual fact like the same way that you learn to be uh lactose intolerant like like we're not born capable of drinking cow's milk like you're not supposed to do that you have to build up a tolerance to that so if you don't drink dairy or consume dairy for a really long time and then you have milk obviously you're gonna shit your pants but if you have it all the time like you like can you just have a cup of whole milk no problem no no problem i can fucking bite into a block of cheese i'm like i do love a block of cheese you know what it's so weird because like if you put hershey's syrup and milk i'm drinking it like whatever don't care so yum but like a plain glass of whole milk is my worst nightmare but also reminds me of my dad i it. I'm like a bowl of spaghetti glass of milk.

Like I would love that. Also, it's so funny to me that like cream tops are becoming like a viral trend because I'm like, that's literally whipped cream. And you guys are all having oat milk with a cream top that's like literally made of action. That is actually so fucking funny. Like that's the most L.A. shit ever. Like people are drinking oat milk drinks with a cream top.

Yeah. Like you're not lactose intolerant i saw all these people during coachella this past weekend saying that if they weren't going to coachella they were just going to community goods every single day because there was no line and how funny is that like that it's just the exact same crowd same thing with erwan it's a ghost town someone posted it like literally nobody's there that is like that has got to be studied erwan had a major health and safety violation. What was it? Cockroaches in the tonic bar.

Yeah. You heard it here first. That's wild. Because you know the tonics were just still fucking $100 that day. One million dollars. Like that is so insane. Oh my God. I fucking, when I was dying so sick last week,

I ordered a health and wellness shot from Air One that like is just so- Germ warfare? It's called germ warfare. It's $20 fucking dollars. Uber eats in germ warfare and a singular smoothie to my house was fucking $65, $70.

You know what I mean? But I was dying and everyone in LA like claims that this shot works like magic. I think it makes you literally see God. And then when you see God, he like grants you a wish. And but the thing is, it's not the shot that's helping you. It's just the fact that it's so, so, so horrible.

And it changes like your entire body chemistry so much that you forget yourself. It is the most disgusting liquid I've ever ingested in my entire life. But I was completely better the next day but i'm not kidding you it felt for the next eight hours like i drank bleach i could taste it in my eyebrows bro it's i i don't even like to think about it but what's really like the most important part of it is oil of oregano which you can take in a pill form so like take it in a pill form i could take i'm not even kidding you i've never been able to be like, I feel what I tasted in the parts of my face. Like it was so fucking disgusting, but it worked honestly.

How different will canceled international be? I don't know. I'm hoping not that different. I feel like if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I guess that's true. We finally got into a point where, what do you mean?

What do they mean? I don't know. I mean, just all of it i think it's going to be wildly different i think i'm i'm very nervous to not be busing i am oh i'm i'm thinking like actually like the contents of the show like i think it'll be i thought like that was my i think this is our um self-exposed most self-exposing show yet in so many ways like just with footage too like it's not like any of the things

that we're exposing does not have like a photo to back it up and like whatever and like I feel like you and I've had a lot of conversations I don't know if we've ever talked about this but you are much bigger than I when it comes to feeling like you are leaving the stage with dignity which is a good thing yeah you know what I mean and there was one story you were specifically telling and it's so funny because if you asked me my favorite story in the history of on stage on the canceled podcast like live tour it would be this specific story you were telling can we say about who no okay about uh nepo baby yeah and but i was saying his first and last name and it just made me feel like so gross. Like it wasn't even like a horrible story. Like the story was like about something bad that he did. And like I shouldn't have felt bad about it. But for some reason, I felt like sick to my

stomach every single time I came off stage. And I was like, I can't like live this way. Even if you're telling a complete just like utter truth about a different time of life where like you did something disgusting, you'll still walk off and be like i can't believe i had to say that on stage and i normally never feel that way like i'm just very down to expose the shit out of myself even if it's like me too but myself no yeah yeah but i feel like even if you're telling a story like a story about yourself but it's like some crazy escapade you were on or whatever you're still like oh my god i hate walking off with like no dignity you know what i mean and i don't like on the last tour i'm talking about removing shit out of my ass with the jeffree star makeup brush like a cake pop you know and it's like i'm like well

whatever he he but the story that i'm telling on this tour like i'm so fucking ashamed of is it the one i'm thinking of yes of course it is it's it's hell week and I am like just I'm I'm already like really dreading it and I'm like oh my god like I can't believe I'm exposing myself I need to write it so I just feel better and like see if there's a way I could write it to make it really no it was a different time I know but like the fact that I ever did it truly like I'll be I'll be a hundred and be like why the fuck did I ever do this this thing during this week why did I ever act this way and I'm hoping I'm gonna be able to get it written in a way that really emphasizes how far I've come as a person but even just societally it is so not okay for women societally unfortunately to act the way I

did like it's oh I mean I'm not shaming you, but if I was going to shame you, I would shame you about this particular thing. Yeah. And hopefully again, I can spearhead it in a way that like men have done this in a thousand times.

Like, you know, and I can spearhead a movement for women's empowerment. But good God, like sometimes I think it's okay to call yourself a fucking disgusting whore yeah you nasty little slut go shave your bush matter of fact too you don't have to shave your butt bushes are i know but i was doing shit bushed up that was just you know i don't know

they i don't know the whole town saw the bush yeah no and i'm i'm not offended by what you said. I'm offended by my own actions. Someone said, is goodbye sex worth it? No. No. Don't do it. If you're thinking of doing it, don't do it. And don't go back for any after goodbye sex ever. I agree. I don't know, though. For what? For what? But okay,

no, it's not for anything with your relationship with the person but sometimes it's the best ever because it's out of a movie. Like you're Nicholas Sparks.

Oh, because you hate each other? Yeah, or like, you know what I mean? Like, you know it's the last time so you're like

shedding a tear and like, it's like poetic and like... Don't do it. it's not worth it. And it it's i'm saying that in the moment it can be this poetic passionate thing and that's why i'm romanticizing it but then how you feel after is just yeah like maybe if they're going to like war or something but like if you're just

breaking up like no good sex it's not worth it because and i also do feel like a lot of girls find themselves in situations where you date someone and it's the best sex ever, but you can't be together. So then like you want to have it more as goodbye sex or whatever, because you feel like you're never going to find it again. And I cannot stress enough that you will find the best sex ever with someone else who treats you right. Yeah. And that is that is true. Someone said, how do I go after my goals like y'all did with everything against me? That's kind of like a moving question.

That is delusional belief in yourself. That's what I was going to say. Had I not been just absolutely delusional, I probably wouldn't have wanted to. To be honest, I mean, such a stupid thing to say, but like I had like literally one movie that made me so delusional. I was like, oh my God. The greatest showman. The greatest showman. I saw that movie and I, it like,

I just loved it so much that I was like, oh my God, like my life cannot be small. Like that's just not what I want. I want to be in a circus. And I think that a lot of times in life when you are being so beat up by your surroundings, it's so easy to think that like, I'm never going to make it out of this

because my surroundings are so bad. But I always tried to use my surroundings as such a motivating factor in the regard of like, I have to make it out of this. You know what I mean? Because I would rather fucking die trying than die here. Yeah, I think that's true for a lot of people too. Like that's why some of the most successful people in the world have like very like like a lot of adversity

in their background just because it's like it literally drove them out so let it drive you out yeah and i think revenge and spite are a very um they're murky waters you know where it's like if you're doing everything out of revenge and spite it's not a good thing but at the same time i definitely do remember you know being in like even just my house and like my parents really telling me like you're never going to make it doing this or like losing friends because of it or just like whatever just even co-workers being like bitch pick up that extra shift like you're never you're never gonna make it like and i use that so much like you motherfuckers will see you know what i mean I think that's

important I just kind of think I'm gonna have a gay son anyway I hope so with everything in me are you kidding me but as I'm really thinking that I'm gonna name my kid Ikaika it's such a straight name really yeah I guess I would I've just never met any Ikaika so I don't really have anything to like just when you think Ikaika boy Ikaika means strong oh okay so it's kind of like people can be strong i don't know what i just know i don't know i just when i think about me and miko having like a little boy named ikaika like i feel like he's like gonna like play football and shit so then i'm rethinking that i have to name the sun vegas instead just to ensure that he has a little more glitz and glamour from the jump i've been thinking a lot about the fact that

like your kids are literally probably like the single most important thing in your life and like i think it's crazy that right now we don't even know them like they literally don't exist like at there's going to be a point where like that's the most important thing in the world to us and like that's the majority of our lives like and we just don't they're not even born yet we don't even know them you don't think about that i've never thought about it like that i like i've always thought yeah like just that we don't even know them yet and they will one day i think about it even like your last name that you have right now like that's gonna be like a last name that you have way less of your life than the last name you marry into like that's gonna be your big body last

name that is so fun i like it can i've been like really wrestling with that thought just a lot lately am i going to change my last name and people don't even know makoa's last name so they don't even know what you you have you definitely would have to like hyphenate your name just hyphenating all of that together is like yeah but like or even if you just you could change your name but like your name is going to be tanamojo always. It's so important to you. Trisha Paytas Hackman. Yeah, I guess. But that sounds good to me.

I don't know. I don't think Mina Mokoa's last name sounds. You can bleep it, but Tana Mongeau. I don't think that sounds bad at all. Really? I guess it is like... Paytas Hackman.

I guess his last name is also iconic. Yeah. It is like a good last name. What if your kids have the biggest lives ever? What if you... You had this whole life name is also iconic yeah like it is like a good last name what if your kids are like like have the biggest lives ever like what if you like you had this whole life and then you give birth to like phineas and billy or something and then your whole life is just so different than you ever

imagined it like damn i've like also never thought about that like i wonder if my kid will want to work in this industry yeah or your kid could be like the biggest like football player ever and then your whole life is about football and like you have no interest right now in football that is so fucking wild it's crazy like how much we don't know about our own life and like what if it is something that you just so can't wrap your head around like i'm imagining it's like what if your kid plays like cello and you spend the rest of your life going to like classical music concerts and like that's not one of your interests right now yeah how interesting oh my god i've never thought about that too like as a parent like you might have to like really fake an interest but i guess eventually you just get

i know that's why you have to like really condition your kids to do exactly what you would have wanted to do when you were oh my god and that's exactly what our parents tried to do with us that's the thing is it's like so interesting because now i'm sitting here and thinking like one day i'd have a kid and i would so want to be seeding things into them that like i would want but then it's like oh my god i was raised by narcissists and i i'm just i don't even want an inkling of that yeah me neither but i also like there's certain things like i'm i really am so serious about not wanting my kid to play football like i really would not want my kid like anywhere near like a really like a moment content yeah contact sport or like a boxer i always talk about that but like i know i want my kid to be like a dancer or a soccer player or a baseball player preferably

not baseball because like how boring but like oh my god but there's got to be fun in all of it like the baseball moms have got to be fucking insane bb's baseball player texted her that he saw the podcast my only you were you said it your takeaway is that the dodgers watched the canceled podcast which is just me in this shirt today i'm like hell yeah no another one of the dodger girlfriends like sent it to him but like in my head i'm like how did he know it was about him so i'm like did she send it in a group chat of dodgers and say like who is gonna claim this girl yes or I don't know I'm running through all the options that makes me feel better like even just the context because it's so funny whenever I hear something like that I immediately presume that the man came across it himself and then I'm like he's gay no and then it's like no duh like the girlfriends are always the one

sending it because every time that happens every time like even if page like when she was dating that guy and then he like saw it i'm like okay yeah he watches but it's like no there is a million other ways if you ran into your old self in the club bathroom what would you tell her oh my god i would literally actually just like force her to drink water and like i'm not even kidding wherever just drink i try to think of what my major problem was back then i think i'd say like whatever you do like go wherever you need to go like find tana mongeau now um but yeah i definitely would really just be like heavy on less bumps drink water she would definitely have on emo boots. But you'd be like, this bitch is boring. I know, it's so true, it's so true.

She would definitely have on emo boots and I would tell her that not only will the boots eventually not become the biggest part of her life, but everything that they encapsulate will not become the, like, you know, the lifestyle that these boots... The boot boyfriends are going with the boots.

Yes, yes, and the bootfriends are going with yes yes and the boot lifestyle are going with the emo boots like truly just this will not be all of it you are gonna go to your last emo night and probably not know it's your last emo night oh my god at one point i went to no i would go to emo night again no yeah i think so too i honestly um i would also say please appreciate your boobs while you have them Because they are about to go away And you're gonna have to buy new ones Try K-Tip sooner You don't have to have your tracks out

You really fucking don't Don't be blonde You're not a blonde You're not a blonde And dissolve your filler You look like shit These promoters are not as fucking cool As you think they are at all

Yeah like that guy's going to jail soon Yeah so soon. So soon. Value the girls and gays around you that you're out at the club with so much more than whatever you're trying to see at the club. You know what I mean? You're best friends.

Like they mean so much more. You don't have to go behind the DJ booth. If you want to have fun in the middle of the club, you can like just, it's not as cool as you think it is. At one point, you will not be speaking to Zach Bia as much as you think you are. You know what my boyfriend called me the other day? Zach Labia.

Yeah, that is so good. It's insane. Labia tacos. Nope. Trying to go for beer yet didn't work so close god i could i could like actually just keep going i liked that question that was a good one you know it's fine there was a point in my life where i genuinely was like oh no i should get another body like you've you've done enough exhausted that one is enough and i don't want to

say too many someone said which one of your exes have you talked to the most recently and i'm actually i'm going i mean you know i'm friends with all of them it's nothing like that chris sent me a video the other day i have to put this video it's funny because we you and i just talked about that nobu hotel trip and this was a different trip i think at the nobu hotel but look at this video of me that he sent to me. Oh, no. Okay? Like, we have to put it in the podcast because it's like, if this is not a message that if you are sober curious

to just fucking do it sooner. And I still look beat now and again. You know what I mean? Like, I look beat in, like, my own ways differently. But there is no type of looking beat like this. i i hope i never look this fucking beat again in my entire life oh no first of all we were doing something with the botox then that we shouldn't have ever done get the fuck up get ready that's not even you you don't look like yourself in any way you know

what's funny though is so much of it has nothing to do with the botox or filler it's like truly how swollen i would be from drinking that much 100 like how funny is that like i hope i never look like that again and then it's funny i was literally telling him that we were talking about the zinc story and we were just talking about all of the hell that we put you through third wheeling us fighting and we're both very sorry well thank you i appreciate that what about you i can't think of one ex that would ever speak to me like literally ever again in life ever i can't think of like the one i talked to most recently was like the most recent one just because like that's the last i talked to him but like i never spoke to him again after he left that day never even once like never one time and that's actually like something

amazing i did we don't talk about that enough i like really was like okay bye see you later and i never talked to him again that was amazing which one oh i like forget about i swear to god i was thinking you were talking about clinton no ew that is really good that you just finally went fucking no contact with that i was just like bye wherever he is i hope he's having a horrible day he lives like next door to me never saw him again thank god someone said can you talk about xanax or something or bleach and tones sure oh i guess we're telling that story on stage about the first time i ever gave you xanax but whatever but, do you ever think about the fact that like bleep it, but like you had to give me a Xanax because I was crying over.

That is so actually crazy. Like. Not heaving, like heaving. I had to medicate you. I had to like make sure that your stomach was going to contract normally again.

Like you were heaving. And now I'm going to marry like his friend. Like seriously. Oh my God. I wish you could do anything in the world yeah i wish i could go back and tell my tell myself that tell yet to tell like like you're you're you're literally gonna marry his tree you're literally gonna marry his friend that's that's iconic that's hilarious i love you it's so funny how we are just dating the most chill guys possible ever like they are just so fucking chill there's nothing we could say or do to phase them at all no sometimes i try just if i'm like um feeling funky or something or if i like want to start a fight yeah and it just doesn't fucking work it just never sticks it's it is so great that's one

that's one like tip of advice i want to say to all the girls out there i feel like i dated so many people who would be cool with how i am but then try to like dull how loud i can be or you know how big my personality can be and like if you're a crazy girl out there you will eventually find someone who is just obsessed with your fucking batshit personality agreed why is your mouth so big do you eat pickles sideways like i'm fucking ash travino like so get off my twitter that's a really funny question though oh my god someone said are you ever getting the united airlines story time and i've never told it what's the united airlines story time i had a bad flight on united airlines one time i'll make it like quick, but I actually, I do.

I forgot that I filmed it like several times and never uploaded it. And it's just like, people love a bad airline experience and that could be like a fun way to end this. And I would love to hear your take on if I were right or wrong or if this lady was a c**t or whatever it may be, okay? I was flying to Hawaii and I had booked a flight and I wake up the morning

of my flight. It's canceled. I remember when like no flights could take off, like whatever that flight like shortage was or outage or like whatever, like all, like there was no flights in the air for like the first time ever. And like, whatever, all flights getting somewhere that ended up making all of the flights, like thousands of dollars and just like all full and like whatever. And we needed to get to Hawaii someone in mokoa's life's birthday or something like we had to get there so we like ended up paying so much money for like middle seats on united airlines just to get to hawaii and then we get to the airport and we get on the plane and we're stuck on the tarmac for like three and a half hours. And it is scorching fucking hot.

We are middle seats like 27B and we're scorching. And they will not, they tell us like if you want to get off the plane, like you're not on the flight. Which is just crazy, right? Like that is so diabolical. Truly. To say like either burn in 27B, you cannot get off. And mind you also, I've just never understood that if the plane is going to be stuck on the fucking tarmac for more than an hour people should be able to get

off right yeah and then eventually but they offer us they don't know if you're gonna leave or not right mind you also first class is fucking arctic and i'm just like i'm livid about that as well like just for all the reasons why i'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Then eventually they bring waters and cheese. It's to the front of the tarmac for people to go get, but that obviously just like everything class wise front of the bus eating cheesy, good drinking water. By the time it got to us,

there weren't any snacks. I'm fucking furious. They won't serve us drinks. This is at a time where i'm still drinking as well so i i presume it was like a crack of dawn morning flight as well so i was probably withdrawing from alcohol yeah so then i'm sitting there with like the shakes on the tarmac like i was banking on being able to get up in the air and take myself back to alcoholic level homeostasis finally after hours and hours and hours this flight takes off and i'm just i'm

sweating balls and i'm just livid that i'd been on the tarmac forever whatever and then they end up like not bringing the service throughout to the flight and i'm just again alcoholic withdrawing i'm watching 50 first dates i'm scream sobbing just like and obviously that movie's sad and i'm always scream sobbing but i think that a lot of the other factors like the withdrawing and whatever yeah i'm just like i'm a mess and finally i walk up to ashley who is sitting like a couple rows ahead of me and she gives me a gray goose shooter that she had in her purse okay and i go back to my seat and we'd already had this flight attendant who had just like bet she was just like a bitch i don't know i would like anytime i would ask her anything like hey is there any water left is there anything she had just like

been a and it was just like this whole thing where i was just already pissed off at this flight attendant for being such a fucking and then i take the gray goose shooter and we're all just like sitting there whatever and then towards like we're like three-fourths of the way through the flight she comes and she collects our trash. And I hand her all of the things that are my trash. And the gray goose shooter is like in a bag, whatever. She starts like going through the trash. She finds the gray goose shooter and she looks at me and she's like,

United Airlines does not serve gray goose. And I'm like, okay. And I don't have brown hair, right? Like, why the fuck are you telling me this? Whatever. And she's like, it's illegal to drink your own alcohol on an airline. And she's like, we say that at the beginning. And she's being so condescending about it.

And she's like, we say that at the beginning of the flight. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was fucking busy being in the fucking Sahara desert. I was thirsty. Yeah, that I. I was fucking busy being in the fucking Sahara desert. I was thirsty. Yeah, that I just couldn't fucking hear this, whatever. And so then she's like, we're going to have to call the front and they'll be waiting for you when we land. So now I'm sitting there and I'm having a fucking panic attack.

The lady next to me is like 65. We made friends over 50 first dates and they always go to Maui and whatever. The lady next to me starts jumping in, trying to like defend me, all of these things, like just help me. And she's like, oh no, no,

no. Like I've already called them. They're going to be waiting for you. Oh, what a boner. And so we're flying over the fucking water and it's still hot as fuck on this plane. I'm just pissed.

I can't text my lawyers. I can't call anyone cause there's no service. Like a lot of times when you fly to Hawaii, there's no fucking service. I would have just been like, it was empty when I, when I got got here it was empty in my bag i don't i remember i don't even know what i was trying to say oh i said like we just came from vegas i had it i didn't know i was trying to play stupid that i like didn't know and i really didn't

like remember that rule whatever and so now i'm sitting there panicking and i'm like way towards the back so she's sitting in the fucking back of the plane and she's watching me panic and i'm watching her watch me and she's sitting there kiki with her other flight attendants laughing at me like she's laughing kick rocks fucking evil like how mean is that yeah and just after all of this that happened like just let me take the shooter right you know what i mean just like if if it weren't like such an extenuating circumstance but like we've been through a lot like give me a break and just like dude i didn't fucking know and just like i literally i'm thirsty it was so hard on the plane like you say it and i'm like oh that is like such a like well-known rule but i also like would so 100% forget about it i think because it's like it feels like if you're allowed to bring it on the plane,

like obviously you can drink it like the same way. If you buy something in the terminal, like you can eat it and drink it on the plane. Yeah. And it's just like, Oh my God. And I'm watching her laugh at me. So then I'm just like,

you wanted to be a bitch. And like, just like I wasn't like a Hanes wife, beat her, no bra. Like I, and she was looking me up and down before it. And I was just like,

what you were wearing does not matter I know but I could tell that she thought I was like classless fucking white trash which obviously doing my shooter on the plane and having my nipples out like whatever that was her takeaway so then I get up and I go to the back of the plane I decide like I'm gonna talk to her like I'm gonna be like you know what hey like I'm really sorry I just I really didn't know I and I'm like pulling out all the stops I'm like I've never even gotten a parking ticket like oh my god I'm not meanwhile I just don't drive probably google do you well no there's no fucking google in there and I can't talk to my fucking lawyers

anyhow I'm freaking and I'm freaking out because I'm like oh my god I'm gonna land in Hawaii and get banned from United Airlines or arrested right now like because yeah and mind you the amount of times in my life I've had a flight attendant bring me nine shooters from the bar like it is just crazy that all rules depend on if they want to report you if they like you if whatever and then i'm like begging and whatever and she was like she just looks at me and i don't remember exactly what she said but essentially her like entire thing was like i didn't call the people at the front i just wanted you to stress a little bit i want to say so many things that i that i would end up evil fucking i hope you croak yeah i think that's what i was about to say oh my god i and i get that it was like a rule broken but especially just after all of the flights canceling i'd been on hold with united probably for like

48 hours in total to even just get this middle seat flight that was then two thousand dollars because of the inflation to get to hawaii because of all of the fucking yeah at that point you should have been able to fucking like literally do whatever you want literally get on all fours and crawl around the plane and bark you know what i mean and it's just like and after the tarmac shit and just all of it it's like you're haven't you seen how bad this day is for all of the passengers? Like you fucking- Yeah, I hate when people like literally like make it their goal.

Like, I don't know. I feel that way about a lot of people who work in like certain jobs that are just like not that enjoyable. But I'm like, you know I'm miserable to be here and I know you're miserable to be here. But like,

why are you making it more of a miserable experience? And it's not like it was just a completely normal fight. Like that's truly one of the most miserable fights I've ever had. Like I'm sweating on that tarmac like for four hours like just scorching

and then it's like it's not like i was like overly drunk or any i was literally just trying to stop shaking like fuck diva and just like what a bitch like to like no you know she's a i don't know why usually i would always be on like i would always assume that like maybe you had had some sort of behavior prior to that that made her feel like she needed to maybe the sobbing over 50 first dates and whatever but even just again in the climate of what that flight was because you have explained to me like what the vibes were before that so i could see you like maybe not directed at her but perhaps complaining in a way that is yeah little extreme. Yeah. And I really wasn't. So it was just very wild. What hate comment sticks with you guys?

All of them. Just kidding. I don't read them. I've never seen one. For me, it's annoying. I don't like annoying. And I am annoying. So it's just kind of like, that's why it hurts.

Yeah. I think really, something doesn't really bother me if it's something that I'm not already self-conscious about. But if i'm self-conscious about it then it does bother me yeah that's that's what it is like the pick me stuff kind of bothers me because it's already something that i like have to actively think about so i'm like god like give me a break i'm for every like 100 comments i will get about my rebrand being like great and loving sober tana and whatever i will get that one comment of like she is so fucking boring now and it will always break me down because for so long i like was so convinced that i had to be the party girl to be interesting and all the things you know i

don't know you just can't wait i hate when like comments like contradict one another like i'll get so many hate comments about how i won't shut the fuck up like and let you talk but then if i like it's just like always the opposite you know what I mean or it'll be like she doesn't say anything she literally like is so boring she brings nothing to this podcast and you're like okay well I just apparently can't fucking win also one that gets me and I know I say this I like have kind of exhausted this but um replace Brooke and or like get her out of here. She doesn't belong here. And I, again, to that, I say, you're literally at my house. Like this is like, we literally like, I live here.

You know what I saw recently, actually, I saw someone say this podcast was so much more interesting before Brooke. And I want to that, I say there, I've been on since the first episode. That is crazy. I was going to say, even after your scandal, when I did one episode with Paige crazy i was gonna say even after your scandal when i did one episode

with page and just was letting you process and all the things everyone was so livid everyone's telling get her the fuck off the podcast burner at the stake whatever but then it was like no like we need brooke like absolutely the fuck not and then page was crucified like it is so funny about how much of this shit can just be like, I guess I just don't understand. A rat race. But I've been way better lately, especially like, this is by far the longest I've ever gone

without going on Reddit. And boy, do I feel free and amazing. We actually haven't talked about Reddit in a long time because I do believe that talking about it continues to fuel the fire but yeah it gives it life and it's sad because there are let's talk about it let's make it our reddit reddit was supposed to be it like started out as like like it's a forum like they wanted to talk about canceled it was all people who loved canceled and like somewhere

along the way it became not that yes exactly at one point it was so nice because it was 50 constructive criticism and 50 people who loved us and wanted to know where our shirts were from or where we got our hair done and that's why we started reading it and then it just slowly started turning and turning and turning and eventually it just like and people on there would be so mad when i would say like i have to get off of this and like whatever i eventually just had to stop because I would open it up and it would be just like Tana's face is so fucking ugly now that she her filler has migrated to here right but then if we talk about plastic surgery it would be like why the fuck are they talking about plastic surgery they're ruining the world or Tana's voice is so annoying it's like i literally can't change that

or just like wanted trying to replace a co-host or whatever but then like if something exactly same thing like yeah and the psychoanalyzing our relationship and our like how i blink and if i you know look down when you're talking i must hate you and on how much that just like and then reading it and we're like wait do we hate each other Like yeah like you start To believe what you read it's like the weirdest thing No it is it is just like so Crazy I just the last time I was On and I opened it up and for like

10 posts they were all so Many things like that where it was just Nitpicking most recent TikToks and nitpicking things and just So much and it's Crazy because you'll always Open those posts And then there will be

The two people In those comments Saying like This is not what This thread is supposed to be And like Do you just hate them But they get downvoted

Like that's how it works Like if you say Anything positive about us now It like It literally It fucks up their account I'm pretty sure It's actually funny

Like let me No please don't go on it Can I just For the sake of this conversation Yeah but don't tell me Anything bad please No I won't Like I think it's actually funny like let me no please don't go on it can I just for the sake of this conversation oh yeah but don't tell me anything bad please no I won't like I truly don't want to know sometimes like people in like even trying to be positive will tell me like oh this was on there but like someone had a nice response and it's like no I just genuinely don't want to know ever oh I guess actually there are a few nice ones really oh well then there's this what is it saying i look like this

that's actually hella funny that is one thing that i do miss about it is that you'll find the ones that are just funny as fuck to talk about that is so fucking funny it's kind of valid the constant money grabs make me wonder about tana's finances and it's like just saying like the pickles are a money grab and all that and it's so funny because no god forbid a girl wants a pickle i love pickles more than literally anything in the world and like oh there's so much taco bell that just got here but anyways i guess to end the conversation it's so funny because I had convinced myself for so long that these were just my fans that I were letting down and that I couldn't do anything right.

And it did just have me hating myself all the time, just trying to like show up as a completely different person every single week. And you know what I mean? Like show up as whatever I thought that they wanted me to be. And then it would just be something else every time and eventually I just realized I couldn't win and now being clean of it it's like I've realized that to me the people that are the fans are like the first like when you cancel this posted the first like thousand people comment like I just needed this I was having the roughest week and you girls are my safe space and you're whatever

I'm like I know that the redditors are gonna argue like long time tana fan here that's always how they start and then they say like no i am a fan but then i hate this this this this this this and this now and it's like well then if i can't make you happy i'm sorry like i you know i'm doing my best i'm just a human i'm living now and like you know like i i'm i'm so sorry you you're allowed to move on yeah trust me i see a lot of those two that are like I I used to love you but you did this and the this in question will be like got a boob job and you're like oh yeah and it's I just it didn't take much so actually like I think you might just not have liked me that much and that's okay and I also like if you used to love me I appreciate you so much for loving me through that time I definitely needed that and I really appreciate it but if I

no longer serve you I'm also okay with that i feel like i had so many people that i was like a super fan of and now i just kind of passively watch their stuff or don't really right i'm imagining i used to love wearing doc martens and like i loved that era and i can look back on it fondly but i will not be wearing doc yeah but i'm not gonna write out a whole dissertation on like you know like i'm still that person's still a person and everyone else should hate doc martens and doc martens should croak and kill themselves sorry it is so wild and i'm sure there are good people on our canceled pod reddit no there are so many but they we love so much out by like the seven people who like literally want literally nothing

but for us to die no it's it's more than seven that's crazy and it's crazy it's a lot more because it's it really did just become it's a snark yeah and it's it's like so it's so wild to me because it's like to those people i'm like i hate to say it and like those people are then i see here i am catering to them because i'm now going to say this and then they're going to make an entire post yeah about why i'm wrong and what i'm saying but i do stand on the fact that i find it fucking crazy to spend your fucking free time writing out a whole thread about all the things you hate about a person wouldn't you rather going back and commenting and commenting and commenting and like like how much of your day is committed

to hate like it has to make you miserable. Like if you really hate something so much, like so much time you're spending on it, like kind of crazy. Yeah, like I'm just imagining them logging in to go to this thread to like continue to talk about like why your bleph is wrong and why they no longer stand because of it.

And it's like, damn, wouldn't you just want to spend that time doing something else? Anything else. Like I just, I don't know. And I take that to everything like even just seeing people say that about kayla malik we were just talking about that

but like i don't like her but this like i've just never understood how there are so many people out there who like feel happy writing mean things about people that they don't know like you can close your eyes click out i don't know i i think about all the time and i'm curious like is it the same feeling they get when they're like we like talk you know you when you text your group chat and you're like oh my god like this post was crazy like do you think that's the same feeling or no I mean you've always said this but love and hate hold hands so well right because they're both derived from passion so it's got to just be like do I say that sounds amazing but I don't think like you've said like yeah you've said like yeah you've

said like loving and hating someone yeah like like there's a fine line truly hate some like i don't know and that i mean that is like like even just like you do and that's fine like that can even just be related to like bullying in school you know because it's like the mean girl bully who spends all of her time bullying the girl who's minding her own business and just like wearing her fits and whatever that girl hates her life and she's obsessed with that other girl you know it's like it's just kind of a wild thing to me i don't know but so if you're getting bullied right now by anyone or people are making you feel ostracized or they have a lot to say about you just know they're consumed with you and that is they love you yeah and that's that's wild within itself dude well you guys we love you so much and i know that i'm just always saying this

but by the time that this episode comes out on the road we will quite literally be taking a plane to another country to talk on a stage because people cared enough to spend their hard-earned money to come see us and hang out and have a big sleepover vibe in the same room as us and the fact that I get to do this so much later and then we get to do this together and shit like just thank you to the cancelled listeners and even just this show I think being all about how far we've come yes it's a lot of funnies but it also just is so crazy that it's been this insane journey that you all have been a part of and still want to be a part of and i am like so excited and one of the next upcoming episodes even after this we'll be filming out there and we'll be back up to date but thank you for still listening to and

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