Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 121: TANA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON TOUR… - Ep. 121

Episode Date: May 24, 2025

The Canceled Podcast goes international! Tana and Brooke kick off their chaotic European tour from a Berlin studio. Complete with airport drama, rich girl mall hauls, heart attack scares, and a near brawl on a plane. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CANCELLED2025 Sponsored by SeatGeek. Max $25 discount Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

Hello and welcome back to the cancel podcast. We're in Germany. We are using this lovely studio in Berlin, Germany. And it's so fancy in here. I really hate that I'm like leading with foot right now, as per usual. So am I. I always wear these little chanclas. They're not chanclas at all. They're literally flats, but I don't know why I call them that. You also say chonies for underwear. I know, but like, but chanclas means like like say these aren't a sandal but Every single time I watch this back and I'm like, oh I just have this like long Pointed foot know the point five and the feet, you know how I feel already But I bought these mu mu sneaker slides and I the public was so enraged

The top comment was like Tani you are leading with rich goggles and I was like, I know like they're just I really do love them I just wish they had a little back on them. actively chose these well they didn't have my size they they you could try Sears to me and they didn't have my size in the ones with the back but I also saw Hallie Kate Hallie Kate core unboxing these like a long time ago and she was like do I keep them like I feel insane yada yada and all the comments were like return them and I was like bitch keep like I love them no I wanted that colorway so bad and had they had my size I might have bought them but the my problem with anything like that is that

I'm really a speedy walker and they just will go flying down the street oh yeah no see I'm glacial pace like turtle versus hair I'm the turtle you have to like really like grip your toes on to any shoe like that to keep it on like Ugg slippers can't if they don't have a little sling back they're worthless to me. No and I step on the sling back like actually like horrible behavior but you know I'm a big toe gripper. Like I love to grip something on my toe. I believe that just based on the color of that big toe it looks like it's been through something. That was traumatic. I also have Makoa on my socks which I'm really living for somebody made me these at the Berlin show. Those are nice. Wait but do you

want to talk about like what you've been through with shopping or no? What do you mean with shopping? Just like what like what you've done since we've been here? Well I have a haul coming soon on my channel where I really unpacked that I will now be selling Extreme Hole probably soon. I'm sorry. That was just a joke. Lovely Berlin studio. Well, I discovered this mall in Paris and I wanted to make a TikTok about it, but it just somehow got lost in translation. You put me onto and truly like, I can't blame you.

You know what I mean? Because at the end of the day, you told me that you had a great experience somewhere and that I should go. That's a nice thing to do theoretically. It's called Galleries Lafayette in Paris. And it's like, I've never seen anything like it. I feel like when you're a little kid and you're like dreaming of going to the mall overnight or like you're a little girl and you're dreaming of going shopping, like this is final boss. I felt like a fucking video game character. It's beautiful architecture, 5 stores and I it is it's six stories

It's essentially like one giant department store with like all luxury everything But it's literally six stories tall and Tana when I tell you I told you that first day She spent eight hours there that first day went back the next day spent another six went back the next day and spent another six Like when I tell you she lost all of Paris to this mall, thank God it's beautiful inside. It's so beautiful. The rooftop has a view of all of Paris. I'm talking about the rooftop.

Like I wasn't in Miu Miu for fucking nine hours, but it was just, and I've been to Paris. I've done a lot in Paris. And when I discovered this place, there was no going back. And then they get you with the tax return. Like knowing that everything I buy, I get 12% back on. I'm like, well, let me just do it now. Like I was, you know.

That's gonna say some crazy shit. You really did your big one, but I really love all your purchases. I had such a, shopping's my favorite thing in the world. Like I always say like to McCall, I'm like, your surfing is my shopping. And I felt like, like Carrie Bradshaw would have had the best day of her life.

But Carrie Bradshaw would not have. No, she wouldn't have done that. I feel like Miranda could maybe get behind the functionality of these. No, Miranda would never spend more than $600 on a sneaker. She wouldn't spend $200 on a sneaker. She's practical and she's a genius. She's a lawyer. She can afford it. That's actually kind of a genius way to approach shopping.

If no character in Sex and the City would would buy this I shouldn't buy it. I know I do that with like just a lot of people that I like really like look up to I'll be like will she wear this? No? Won't wear it. Hallie Kate core I love that bitch. You are giving Charlotte today. Oh thank you.

So I mean we've been on tour and it has been so crazy naming this tour international disaster was the biggest fucking slay. We just knew, we knew beforehand and boy were we right. And it's, the shows have been going phenomenally and I just want to say the energy over here, it's so cool, like every city, city? You lost me, I don't know. It's so different. It's so different, like the vibe of the crowd and the social etiquettes and how the people are,

it's so different in every place and it's such a privilege and so cool. Everything other than the shows has been going so disastrously wrong, which is just like so on brand. Really? I feel like it's been amazing. I feel like everything's been perfect. No, no, no.

Except for the heart attack you had. And we'll get to my heart attack. But we have to start with the plane. I just feel like that set the tone So hard it just set the tone so hard and it's just a I It's such a classic case of what always happens to us You and I can be on the same wavelength so hard and loving each other so much and then there will be some outside factor Pitting and loving each other so much, and then there will be some outside factor pitting us against each other to oblivion, and it's almost like we failed before we even started.

You know what I mean? And this is always happening. Well, so what had happened was we, well, I got a call from Tana's assistant, and she was like, hey, we just sat down at P.F. Jenks. And I was like, we're boarding right now. We are boarding right now. We weren't boarding yet.

No, we were. I was boarding. We were boarding. So I was like, probably not a smart idea to sit down at P.F. Chang's, but like, no baby, whatever. But those lettuce cups, spammin' idiot. We're sitting on the plane and they come up to me and my boyfriend and they're like,

hey, is the rest of your party almost here? Like, we're about to close the doors. And I'm like, what? Like, what do you mean? And they're like freaking out. They're like, hey is the rest of your party almost here? Like we're about to close the doors. And I'm like, what? Like what do you mean? And they're like freaking out. They're like, yeah we're closing the doors right now. Like I start like crying. It's this whole drama and the pilot's there.

There's like these two really mean flight attendants who were just saying like, what do you want us to do? Like there's nothing we can do. The gates close. Like sorry they have to like. And listen to me right now. That is all so valid, right? If it were the time that the gates are supposed to close, like sorry they have to like. And listen to me right now, that is all so valid, right? If it were the time that the gates are supposed to close,

there is nothing they can do and people need to be on the flight, okay? But here I am, walking through LAX, mind you, I'm not running, I have no sense of urgency because my printed paper boarding pass with text on it, mind you, it's the same on the screens as well. Like I'm following up with the screens. I don't want to miss this flight.

Imagine I missed our first flight to Oslo, Norway. I would be 70 with tennis balls on my walker and you would be cooking me for it. Never let you leave it down. I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, I don't want to go through that, right? I'm at LAX so early and I'm looking at my boarding pass and it says I forget the time but like 430 okay yeah and so I'm like walking you know look taking in the sights I'm not running I stop and get a water you know what I mean I decide to opt out of PF Chang's to be conscious of time I instead go to KFC to get a famous bowl. Okay, love that bowl. I love corn and Get my bowl and it's you know, it says 430 boarding closes and I'm on my way to boarding and it's like 410

I'm walking on over there and then I get a call from Brooke and she's like they're closing in five minutes and I'm far as shit Like LAX Tom Bradley is huge. Yeah, they told us to like hey, just so you know It's gonna be a 20 minute walk to your gate. Like get ahead. No one told us that, obviously. And so then obviously I'm crying, Paige is crying, everyone's crying because we're like, oh my God, we're gonna, and it's, mind you, it's 4 15.

I'm like, what do you mean they close at 4 30? Like it closes at 4 30, I don't understand. And we're all running, Mako is walking too. And I'm like getting pissed as fuck that he's walking because I'm like, do you not sense the urgency at 4.30, like it closes at 4.30, I don't understand. And we're all running, Mako is walking too, and I'm like getting pissed as fuck that he's walking because I'm like, do you not sense the urgency? Do you not see the stress? We get to the gate, and I'm not kidding you,

I haven't ran like that. I've never ran like that actually. I've never ran like that. So you couldn't have ran like that in those shoes? At all, okay. There would have been one on each side of the airport. Thank God I wasn't wearing my backless sneaker. I'm fucking Usain Bolt in this airport.

I get to the gate and it's like, I just, I look it. You know what I mean? Like I'm wheezing and I'm sweating and I'm crying. I'm all the things. And the flight attendant or like the person at the gate, the person who scans your, is just cackling at me. Like actually fucking laughing at me. And you just know in that moment too, it's like, fuck you.

Yeah. Like hello. Cause it's like, why the fuck are you laughing at me? This isn't funny. Like this isn't funny at me. And you just know in that moment too, it's like fuck you. You know? Like hello? Because it's like why the fuck are you laughing at me? This isn't funny. Like this isn't funny at all. And mind you, they've like spun you like a little fucking chihuahua on the plane. Like, and someone's always doing this though,

getting you riled up so by the time. I know, but I wasn't mad, but it was like you, you just see it was this one specific flight attendant and I was like being rude back to her because the way that she was talking like was so crazy. I'm like, first of all, like what I'm not a parent. Like what am I supposed to do about people that aren't on the flight?

And she was being so crazy. Like, I don't know what to tell you. It's closed. It says very clear as day, blah, blah, blah. But swear to God, Tana shows me her boarding pass and I was ready to think she was late. You know, I was ready. And imagine I was just like a negligent asshole

who missed my flight for a KFC famous bowl. Like I'm pissed that this is even, it's one thing if it's a flight to fucking Vegas, okay? I'm not missing a flight to Oslo, Norway for some good ass corn. I know, but it was just, it was pretty crazy after all of this. You were in the right, like it was definitely,

like it was an actual like misunderstanding. It said 430 on her boarding pass. Yeah, the pilot came to me and he was like, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. It was a whole mistake, whatever. But when I had just gone through that, I'm sweating, tears still running down my face, and I see this bitch pull a famous bowl out of her bag.

No, I completely understand had I been getting a famous bowl in the final minutes. And the pilot was just like, I'm so sorry, like, this never happens. Boarding was closed way too early. Like, we sent out a message, we shouldn't have all this shit. I think you were just the only ones who weren't on a plane yet, so they were like, ugh, let's just get this show on the road.

You know? Has anybody ever heard of 420? Like, 10 minutes before, I just, and I'm not an early boarder. You know I hate a hurry up and wait. Like, I am the person who kind of boards closer to the end. I just don't like to sit on the plane and twiddle. And it's just like, and when I say riled you up,

I don't mean angry, I almost mean frantic, like just stressing you out. Well yeah, God, I was sitting there all peaceful, I'd already turned my TV on, I put my little eye masks on, and all of a sudden this bitch is yelling at me. And it's just so unfair, like once again, doomed from the jump, like who put our reservations together? Why is this on you?

Yeah, no. Of course it's like an external mistake, and then it's like you're gonna be mad at me because you're like, Tana, how could you be so negligent? But it's like, I wasn't. Yeah, you're right. You were definitely like right in this scenario, but it wasn't like the craziest thing for me to think like,

oh, she's gonna be late to it I course not but I you know why I think it infuriates me so much is because Every second of every and I'm still failing. I'm not sitting here acting like I'm fucking perfect But there was definitely a point in my life where I wasn't It's cognizant the right word. I don't know. I never know conscious one thing about me I never know the right word where I wasn't conscious of These things and I was just running on my ADHD at a time and I didn't care now I care so much like I want so badly to make it better for everyone around me. And again, I'm not I know

I'm not perfect. No, I know what you're saying though You're working you are trying a lot harder and you're way more like conscious of it now So it's frustrating to be like when external factors then put me back in the place that I once was like I really am just and it is just a shitty feeling even if I am still fucking up to be like actively trying so hard and then just still failing it's like god damn it dude yeah I am so excited to see the cancelled podcast live in Australia which is why I want to give the sponsor of today's video SeatGeek a huge shout out with over 28 million downloads SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on SeatGeek, including concerts,

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Thank you SeatGeek for sponsoring today's episode of the Cancelled Podcast. Did you see that clip is going viral right now of you on your MTV show? Natalie trying to wake me? Yeah. Dude, it's so funny because Natalie, we know Natalie and we love her and she like posted it on her story the other day. I know I thought that was so funny. And she was like this was just the best time of our life like first digital show that MTV ever did. Has the most positive outlook on it. I'm like, Natalie, you deserve workers' compensation. It was a rough time, honestly.

Dude, I mean, I always say I want to make a YouTube video fully reacting to the entire MTV show because I don't remember it, but having it go viral once again, it deserves all of the virality in the world because that girl was such a fucking mess, problem child, drug addict, depressed, like all of the things. And obviously that makes for like good reality television, but it is the bane of my existence. And the fact that it is just so documented and edited, obviously, as well, you know, like everything is just kind of fluffed to be even worse than it already was. And oh my God, we could, we should react to it

at some point, but I just, oh my God, it's once every like year and a half, those clips start going viral and I am pressing not interested, like my life depends on it, you know? Yeah. Like now I feel like a reality show would be so fun because like there's dramas, but they're sillier and whatnot, and I'm just mentally healthier.

That was a crazy time. I would love to do a reality show. You know my obsession with reality television. You saw JoJo Siwa's on Big Brother. Okay. I think we've talked about it a little bit, but there's some more answers. Well, because it started off with her very much in the right,

and Mickey Rourke was being crazy to her, right? And saying, I'm gonna turn you straight, and everyone was like, who the fuck says that, whatever. But now. He did end up getting kicked out of And saying, I'm going to turn you straight. And everyone was like, what, who the fuck says that? Whatever. Yeah. But now he did end up getting kicked out of the house, I think. I haven't been watching it, but obviously I've been following all the drama. And the new drama is that they're like, she was like cheating on her partner in the house. Who she's cheating with is a man and she's obviously like come out as a lesbian. Like everyone knows Jojo C was a lesbian, but then she took it back and said, I'm queer now.

But yeah, so then randomly in the house, she was like, by the way, she didn't take it back, but she just said, I don't identify as a lesbian. I just identify as queer. But she's really crossing the line, in my opinion, and I think everyone else's opinion, with this guy. It's like for somebody who has a partner, I'm sorry if my boyfriend's in there snugguggled up with some girl oh they're snuggling

they're like kiss it like not like what they're not like making out but like kissing each other on the head and like holding hands and everywhere they sleep in the same bed every night like it's definitely like very inappropriate but sleep in the same bed I guess it's crazy it's fine like if you if you think like oh well she's a lesbian, obviously she's not interested, but then randomly she was like, no, actually, I'm queer. So everyone's like, so do you like him or not?

Yeah, like the timing of it all. Yeah. But also if I was just her partner, I would be. Yeah, so. A lady, I would be committing arson on the Big Brother house. Yeah, it was a whole thing. And so then she got out of the house

and they met, like her partner flew to see her and went to the after party, the Big Brother after party with her and stuff. And then JoJo broke up, like they broke up at the after party and it was like this huge drama. And like, I don't know, it's just like, JoJo, have you learned nothing?

It's crazy that at the time where she had her face on blenders and bows and stuff, like that felt like the ceiling of like, and now it's almost like looking back at that time, like it was so simple. Like, what do you mean? That's like just diabolical. I know.

And then she like, she shaded her partner for like asking for a business class flight home, but I'm so sorry if you cheat on me, you better fucking fly me home private. If you cheated on me live on Big Brother I want the Emirates pod home. A hundred percent like I don't think that was like a crazy ask at all especially when Jojo's like worth hundreds of millions of dollars you just like put me through hell and bit publicly embarrassed me to the highest extent and now you want to send me economy back home fuck you. And if you're gonna like narcissistically abuse me at least let me reap

The benefits right? Yeah, right That's who's the partner I don't know damn that's just that's just so crazy that is Especially like truly like think about how much more people could probably get away with on so many other shows like big brothers like live Cameras 24-7 like what the fuck yeah, that's that that's the thing and 90% of it wasn't actually on the show but rather on the big brother like you know how you can always watch the live stream oh my god I'm just imagining being at home having so much anxiety like shooting into the cameras yeah and that imagine that like imagine like Miko was on a show like that and you can tap in at any time to see where he is you could see him in the bathroom in the

shower anywhere he goes oh my god and he's just with some bitch well that's not my dream I had a bitch. Well, that's not my dream I had a dream last night that he was cheating on me with a bitch named Gabby Okay, who the hell is Gabby and I came and I asked you and then you were like, yes He's cheating on you And so I hired a private investigator in my dream and then I had the private investigator take all these photos of McCoy Cheating and then I gave him a booklet of all the photos of him cheating on his birthday in front of all of his friends And honestly that is probably what I would do Do but I don't think he would do that

Well, I know that you wouldn't do that but I think about it sometimes and I'm like I can't believe there was ever a time where we were in relationships where we were Like oh this person could cheat on me because like I would never put myself through that ever again, but it's almost scarier I think I think it's weirdly being with someone that you know could cheat on you is kind of weirdly You're doing it psychologically to be in more control because you're like, well, I'm aware of this, so I know and I know the capacity of how much I can get hurt. Whereas when you're dating someone that you like absolutely like know and don't think would, it's almost scarier because then you're falling fully.

And then if they were to do anything, it's like the pain is so much worse. Yeah, I agree with that. I guess if like something were to happen anything, it's like the pain is so much worse. Yeah, I agree with that. I guess if like something would happen in relation in my relationship now, I would lose it because I would just be so unprepared for it. Every other relationship I've been in, I know I'm like ducks in a row. Well, I'm just like, I hate this person. Like realistically, like I hate this person and like love him, but I hate him. And just like I have like plan A, B, C and D for when things go awry.

Like I don't have that with me. Sometimes when things don't go awry. Yeah, 100%. That is wild. Oh, I was gonna say, didn't we almost hire a private investigator one time? I was gonna ask you, what were we doing that for? Why do I think it was for,

and I could be making this up, but when I just look back at the like Rolodex of all the reasons we could hire a private investigator, my mind goes to the person who was secretly recording us. My mind goes to my boyfriend who was secretly recording us my mind goes to My boyfriend who killed his family. Yeah, it's a toss-up really man. We were trying to find his mom I think you told me you would pay for it And I was like perfect that is why but I think both have I think we wanted a private investigator in both cases What a cool job. I would love that. I'm just so nosy imagine. I would be so shitty at it though

I can't find anything else. Me too, I'd be like calculating and vaping I'm just so nosy, imagine. I would be so shitty at it though, I can't find anything else. Me too, I'd be like, calculating and vaping. Like, nothing is private about me, I'd just be an investigator. I'm not like that, you know how everyone's like, God, give me, you know, an Adderall in five minutes

and I can find his whole family. Like, I really am not good at that. I can find things that I think that I know and I'm always wrong. I'm kind of good at it, but I've retired fully. Like, I did enough of that in the early years of my dating history. I get that.

We also didn't talk about how we almost fought a 70 year old man on the plane. Oh, okay, so I'm sorry. This whole huge drama happens on the plane where it's this huge, obviously hubbub. Everybody's talking, we're all like, oh my god, I can't believe this happened. This is such a misunderstanding.

We're looking at the boarding pass. And we're having a little bit of commotion about it, but it's a quiet commotion because I am someone who is very aware of my surroundings That's the thing is if I were telling this story you would have to take it with a grain of salt But Brooke Amber is you are on public library mode at all times. Well I am I'm hyper aware of like the people around me I'm never gonna be like so obnoxious or loud because I'm like, you know I'm cognizant of that and like we're talking which she and I are just talking about this by the way where our seats are next to each other so we're literally just talking to each other and this guy turns up or

stands up turns around and literally goes can you guys shut the fuck up literally he's like this old man and he's like you need to be aware of who was around you like quiet down and in my head like normally I would be like oh my god yes sir of course I'm so sorry but we have not so much as closed the door of the plane yet we are on the tarmac we have not so much as closed the door of the plane yet We are on the tarmac. We have not left I can what if I was on the phone with my baby, right or like lights are on like everybody's still moving around Like shuffling putting their bags away. I literally looked at this man. I go sir. We are respectfully on the tarmac

I'm gonna talk as loud as I fucking want and also truly like I think if I were telling this story like nobody would believe me And honestly rightfully so, digital footprint, there's a million reasons why not to believe me. But you are so like, just aware of that and good, and therefore, by association, when I'm with you, I meet your level, you know? And we really were just chatting. And I hate, I hate when I'm like,

I know I'm doing the right thing, and someone accuses me of doing the wrong thing, or like something, you know, like. Well, and just we're on the tarmacmac like we literally all just went through like hell like like three people were just crying You know what? I mean? It's like Hey, that was crazy. Let's discuss it and again. Yeah, we're next to each other So we're very much just talking to each other on some next to each other shit and this old-ass decrepit man turns around and and shut the fuck up is also crazy.

In his little British. I mean he probably didn't say shut the fuck up but that's what we heard. I am like, no he said shut the fuck up. He said, no he said like, maybe shut the hell up. He was really rude, he was very like, be quiet, there's people around you, like shut up essentially.

And so. Shut the fuck up is what he said with his words. He also was just British and I'm like, I just know that the fuck up I always just wonder you know how I feel I'm like I'm wondering if we were British if you would have told us to shut up and maybe I'm completely wrong for that Whatever. It's also just so interesting that if like I was on a flight to Tampa, Florida And like a southern man turned around and said that to me I would have fucking fought him on the tarmac. Really?

Bad baby Alabama Barker style. I would have fucking fought that man on the tarmac if he was a Southern man and we were flying within the States. But I am just so aware that us being two American girls on this, that we're not winning this battle. You know what I mean? We're just so not winning this battle.

So we eat it, we shut up, right? And then we are all in the air, probably for about like eight hours, right? And I'm just now finally going to sleep, okay? I've been playing good sorting match three for six hours. Obsessed, seriously, if you wanna sponsor me, I'm obsessed. And finally I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

And the plane is dark, and mostly in the first-class cabin is asleep Okay, and so I lay down and I'm about to go to sleep and I'm literally dozing off and he stands up and he turns around and he's like can you stop kicking the back of my seat and he's like Yelling and mind you okay the feet go in the pod, right? The feet go straight in the pod. Yeah. There's like a hole for your feet next to the hole for the feet that my feet are very much in their fucking hole. Okay.

There's like a wall, right? And he's accusing me of kicking this wall. And I'm like, what, what kind of banshee behavior, even, even Tina in her most blacked out day, my feet are in the pot, I'm not kicking this wall, okay? And he's yelling and he's getting in my face so then Makoa stands up and Makoa starts like, it's in between us because this man is reaching over his pod, yelling in my face,

accusing me of kicking this wall. And I'm like, what do you mean? And so Makoa's like, I don't think she was doing that, like I'm so sorry, that you feel this way, essentially is what Makoa, but it very much, and Makoa's super quiet,o was like, I don't think she was doing that. Like I'm so sorry. They feel this way essentially is what Mako, but it very much, and Mako is super quiet too. So Mako was like, I'm so sorry. Like don't worry.

Like we're all just going to sleep. Like it's all right. Like I think this has to be a misunderstanding because Mako was also seeing me. Like I'm not kicking this wall. I would have been. Then he goes over the seat. Okay.

And again, this wall is a part of my pod All right, and he starts he's yelling now in Mako his face and he's like Essentially, he's saying like get your girl to fucking stop like get your woman to stop like which is just Like he's your handler or something and he starts banging on my side my my pod, as he's yelling. And I'm like scared at this point, because it's like everyone around is asleep, no flight attendant's here. Obviously, Makoa's not gonna let anything happen to me,

but I'm just like, this man is like hitting my shit and like yelling at Makoa, yelling at me. If Makoa wasn't here, he would be yelling in my face. So I'm just like, I'm scared, right? He stops yelling, and I'm not really apologizing either, because I'm like, I wasn't doing that. And I know for a fact I wasn't doing that. I was about to doze off into REM.

Like, I'm sorry that you have something. I was gonna say Parkinson's. It's like, you don't need to say that. But like, he was old. But you're just, I don't know if you had a night terror. Like, you're assuming that I'm doing this, and I didn't fucking do it. So then he lays down

Mako ends up laying down and now I'm laying there my heart's beating out of my chest like I'm scared and I'm also scared that I'm gonna like go back to sleep and this is gonna happen again And I'm scared of this man, and I just can't sleep for like an hour So I get up and there are two female flight attendants and and this I think about this like I really debate on this for Like 20 minutes. I'm like, do I even say anything? You know what, but I'm scared. That's my final takeaway is I'm scared of this man. And I go to the female flight attendant and I'm like,

hey, this man was just yelling in my face, yada yada. I'm a little scared, I'm scared to go back to bed. And they're like, why? Very much, well, what were you wearing? And they're like, well, why was he yelling? And I'm like, he thinks that I was kicking this thing. And then I can just tell that after tarmac gate, which was not our fault, like they just don't believe you. Yeah, we've already caused too much hubble

on the plane. Essentially, the flight attendant just hits me with a like, well, you should be more careful and I'm like you should be more careful and that tells you everything you need to know about this entire interaction. No, I'll probably keep that in, that was perfect. That was too good. A very big part of me felt like if I were flying in America, that that all would have ... First of all, I would have fought that man. I'm not kidding. These hands would know no gender.

It was just crazy. It was just so wild that these two women had zero empathy for me and just zero... I was like, damn. I know we're cut from different cloths you guys are very posh very poised but like this man was just screaming in my face and it was just I don't know. Then we landed so that was kind of the start to the whole thing. Yeah it really set the tone but we landed in Oslo. Oslo is in Norway. In Norway. No it was so fabulous.

It was so fabulous. And I'm like starting this tour in very high spirits. Like I'm just, I feel fucking amazing. I'm so excited. This show, even just as we're doing it, like I'm not getting tired of it at all. Like it is, I love this show. It is so fucking funny.

I'm exposing myself to a point that I will look back one day and probably regret it, but it's really fun just, you know, exposing all of my awful escapades and Paige is killing it, like you're killing it, like it's my favorite show. And so we're rehearsing it and, you know, we're so, I show up to the venue, just my goal across this tour has to, has been to be early to everything, out of spite truly, like I am am like I will be so on time to everything that no one can say shit okay and so we get to the venue the show starts at what seven yes like well we agree is usually at 5 30 and we but this day was like a different situation because we hadn't um done the show yet so we had to do like a dress rehearsal so we had to be there

at literally like 2 30 p.m this day and Tana was downstairs at 2 25 Early as ever it was amazing skipping Okay, vibes are so high and we get to the stage and we start rehearsing and I'm I'm like in tears laughing at the stories As well, like I'm cackling we're having the best time and all of a sudden I'm laughing so hard in my own fucking story Honestly, God had to like humble the shit out of me. And I feel a pop, like, you know, when you crack your back, like a pop like that in my heart, okay? Like right here, pop. And I'm like, oh my God, what?

Ow. Okay. And at first I'm like, okay, whatever, you know, something was relocating the scoliosis to scoliosis-ing. And then all of a sudden I'm in level 10 pain in my heart, which is just like, I feel like lots of other pain is like so much less scary, you know? Cause it's like, oh, my wrist hurts, level 10, okay,

it's still my wrist. And it's like, it's very much like my beating heart hurts this much, and I'm like, oh my God. And I'm trying to continue to rehearse, and then eventually it gets so bad that I can't like breathe or talk, and I'm like, oh my God. And I'm trying to continue to rehearse and then eventually it gets so bad that I can't breathe or talk and I'm like, hello? What's happening to me? And it just, it hurt more when I would breathe in

and more when I would breathe out. So I'm like, I can't even breathe and I'm freaking the fuck out. And I have to stop rehearsing and I go back to the green room and I'm just trying to be zen and chill and hope it'll go away and it's just getting worse and worse. And now I'm having a panic attack

because I'm like am I having a heart attack? And like I just like, I can't feel my feet and I'm like what's going on there? My arms are a little tingly, like all these things and I'm just like what the fuck is going on? And then we get a medic to come in but this man is just not a medic. I cannot stress that enough.

Like he had to have been the bartender from downstairs at the bar. He didn't have so much as a stethoscope. He's asking Makoa to take my pulse. He doesn't know what's going on. He's like, yeah, you may be having a heart attack or this may just be something with your lung. He doesn't know what's happening. And then we're trying to have other people help,

but no one really speaks English. So then I'm freaking out too, just because I think that feeling like you're having a heart attack in a place that you've never been before is so much scarier. And then I start getting in like, I can't talk. So I'm like, oh my God, do we have to cancel our first show? And I've never canceled the show

for reasons that had to do with me. Like even when I was diarrhea in water in Santa Barbara, like I was running off the stage every 10 minutes, like I'm not, but I couldn't talk. It's like, oh my God. And just freaking out, I call my doctor. He tells me to go to the hospital. So then I go to a Norwegian hospital.

And that just was crazy. A lot of the girls in the Norwegian hospital, though the nurses watched the canceled podcast, so they were being like really fun with me, like through it. Also my entire hospital visit was $350. Yeah, that's like just... It was so clean. It was like such a nice hospital, honestly.

I was like, damn, sly. And I get an EKG. Mako is so fed up because my priorities are so out of whack. I can't unscrew my Cartier bracelet to get the EKG properly. I'm worried it's taking my spray tan off. I'm asking the nurse when I can hit my vape if I get cleared. No, that's what I... You said that in the...

You were going, it's a level 10 pain. It's a level 10 pain. And then she goes, can I hit my vape? I was like... No, and that is going to bring me to my next topic, which is addiction. I get the EKG and come to find out I pulled a muscle over my heart, which feels like you're having a heart attack, which is so fucking awesome.

So I'm just now getting better. But I'm not 100% convinced it's that. I think it might be some lung issues, because I have just been like, we had RSV. I don't think it would be your lung though, if you're feeling it up here. Because your lungs are low key way back there. I know, but I was feeling it through my back,

and we had RSV before we left. Yeah, I still have it. Me too. And I'm just like, I've taken antibiotics. It's not going away. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, like something. And that is leading me to realizing how bad this is for me. Well, yeah.

I know, dude, I know, I know. That's the thing is it's so sad and pathetic to be so addicted to something that like does nothing. At least in like the times of my life I was addicted to alcohol or Benzos. Like they were for sure doing something. Doing something crazy. Like I'm smoking a mini banana flavored television

and it's doing fucking nothing for me. It's doing something very bad. And I'm sitting in the hospital genuinely like awaiting to get cleared with the only mindset of like I need to hit my vape and like that's so pathetic and obviously this is a lung issue which I've had a million of in my life like how pathetic that you can't stop doing this thing. That is like- It's not pathetic, it's addiction.

That's just like the name of the game, but we gotta get something else in order. You gotta get addicted to something good. I know. And it's just, it's wild too because obviously, kicking Benzo addiction and kicking alcohol addiction at their peaks in my life were the hardest thing I've ever had to do. And I can genuinely say, I can't even get to the withdrawal period, I can't even like fucking.

Do you think some element of that is like the fact that it doesn't feel like it's as bad or feel like you have like as big of a need to quit as the other things? Cause like. I guess that's true, the other things were like, I'm gonna die and like ruining my life in that. Since this is more long term. Yeah, in my head it's almost like things were like I'm gonna die and like ruining my life in that it's kind of more long term yeah in my head

it's almost like feels like a diet where it's like okay like I'm not gonna die if I eat McDonald's yes and it is that the other day I tried not to vape for like five hours and I started counting in my head how many times I thought about hitting the vape and I was in like the hundreds and I was like damn like that's so crazy life stat wise if at the end of my life I spent 10% of my life Thinking about the vape. Yeah, that's rough when have you ever tried one of the things like that like ripples or whatever I know they're like vapor. You should try that. Yeah, I need to I'm also people like swear up and down by Alan cars Like books and methods like he wrote like the easy way to stop smoking and the easy way to stop vaping, and so many people,

so many people, even Nikki Glaser, I saw a clip of her talking about this on Joe Rogan. Someone told me they got hypnotized. Chelsea Handler got hypnotized. Yeah, to stop smoking, right? Yeah. Try that. I watched this movie called Hypnotic.

They're like, stop smoking beyond time. Yeah, stop smoking beyond time. Oh my God, you can do anything to be in that hypnotherapy session, you have me right, but. I'm gonna do it while you're asleep. Yeah, you should, you probably could, I'm gonna do anything to be in that hypnotherapy session. You have me right, but I'm gonna do it while you're asleep Yeah, you should sure you probably could I'm out cold, but like yeah, I'm gonna read the Alan Carr books I'm definitely I will get hypnotized at this point. I'm just like how like right now It's dead and it's all I'm thinking about. Oh man. It's just yeah. No, it's rough and it's gross and honestly, it's You're so much prettier without it.

It's probably making you uglier. I mean, it's quite literally aging me. It is, it is just like- No, I just, yeah, it just, there's no way. And there's also, I don't think very many long-term studies on what vaping does to you, because obviously we can study smoking. That's a thing, pick up a cigarette.

And everyone thinks vaping is better than smoking, but in a lot of ways it's not, because a cigarette, at least you have to go outside to smoke it. Like a vape, you can just all day long just rip and rip and rip. I have a lot of ways it's not, because a cigarette, at least you have to go outside to smoke it, like a vape you can just all day long just rip and rip and rip. I have a lot of friends who did that, just dialed back their nicotine by switching to cigarettes because then at least they have to go outside.

I just don't like cigarettes, I love. But let's not do any of that. We don't need you smoking cigarettes. Yeah, at least it's more of like a, no. Have you ever run a smoker, like a cigarette smoker? Yes, but it was during like the peak of my like, like just alcohol, Xanax, everything. And my etiquette was just really bad.

Like even, there was a time in New York City where I tried to light a cigarette and an Uber and that was the day I quit. That's good. Yeah, cause he kicked us out when we were on the side of the road and I was like, yeah, this isn't for me. That's right. Yeah. We haven't talked at all about like the places that we've been though, maybe because we maybe because you weren't there. Well, everyone is just so mean to me. What do you mean? Like, I like to do

things on my own schedule and it is funny even the internet's perception of me, like I'll see TikToks of you three and all the top comments are like Tana is asleep and it's like, God forbid I watch one of them and review a Patreon in my room. Like God forbid I'm fucking, I really have, I've been getting up early. I just, Mako and I have been on like our own program and I ended up in Ireland having to deal with a lot of internal work drama shit that I'm not going to podcast about, but it was hell on earth trying to figure it out, and that took an entire day.

And then everyone's just coming at me, like I'm literally a sloth and I hate my friends and I hate these beautiful places, and it's like I have other things to do. No, it's not that, I just noticed it wasn't a priority of yours, and it's fine, but- But my priority was editing the cancel Patreon! No, that's not true, you spent 24 consecutive hours in the Paris mall, like no air.

But it's beautiful! Galleries Lafayette is beautiful! But it has a stained glass ceiling! I also was- no, it's beautiful, look at that. It is, it's gorgeous. I also was making a vlog, and that's like what I wanted to do with my day, you know? I know, I don't know why you're getting so defensive, I'm just saying. Because I've been getting so much internal hate

for me being on my own program. Because we just want you to see it. And you kept saying, what got me was you were like, god, I wish I had time to walk around. I'm like, you had so much time. I've been doing a lot of other things. Genuinely, I have. I've also been to Paris 1,000 times.

I've seen the Louvre. I've seen the Arc de Triomphe. I know we wanted you in house on the cliffs with us I was working on that internal bullshit like all day in Ireland, and I was so sad I was crying about it like I wanted I love Ireland I wanted to be roaming around so bad But like people had to get paid and flights had to get booked and everybody fucking needs something from me You know and that's the god-honest truth. I know.

But see that face! Yeah, because I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Like you literally know that I had to do all of that. I know, but I know that you're like, well, god forbid I have to watch a Patreon episode. Our Patreon episodes, by the way, are one hour long. And we have been out of the country for two and a half weeks. That took four hours of my day. I've been talking to Devin every single day

about the structure of these. When the Alex Warren episode comes out, the Amari camera angle switches. I don't know, maybe it's a unique situation for me because I've never been to Europe, so I'm like, obviously I want to be outside all the time. But also I do, okay? Here's the thing, I don't want to be outside all of the time.

I would love to be outside half of the time. And a lot of things have come up where I end up having to do other things that is kind of fucked on me in that sense. You could perhaps sit in the park and watch a Patreon episode. I'm not working on my laptop from the park. That's just not who I am.

But like in Paris, I love Paris. We had five, I did so much. I went to my favorite restaurant. I went under the Eiffel with Makoa. I walked around. I went to vintage stores around the hotel. I'm just giving you a hard time. No, I know.

I'm just giving you a hard time and trust me, it's totally fine because I've been having the most, the most fun with my girlfriend, Paige. And like, listen to me, like I will join you guys. Like seriously, Ireland was shocked because of all of that shit and like, I'm not gonna bring that drama to the podcast, but it was fucking awful.

It was the worst day ever. And I had to do it. Okay, fine, tomorrow we're going on a hike. Here's what I'm also going to say to you though. I'm down for small things, but I also know myself and my energy levels. No, honestly, I love you more than anything, but you would have hated House, hated.

I think it's beautiful, and if I was on vacation, I would absolutely take the day to do that but I don't want to do a bunch of shit before the show and Then not have my full battery at the meet and greet and not have my full battery on stage like that feels selfish to me And I know my battery like you my battery. Yeah, you have you have a much bigger battery than me when it comes to activity and All of it, you know what I mean? So like on the off days, of course, I want to go do things and I will

when I have the time. But I agree to disagree. It's not me. Agree to disagree. Not mean it's not me. It's just like you can't see you at no time. You have so much time. I've literally I've been working on three vlogs with Jayrod. Like that that is a back and forth. It takes so much time. Like I really have been prioritizing.

I know. I guess you could just do it the next time you're on a world tour. I'm not going to put my YouTube channel on pause. Like all of the people who like, it's not, I just uploaded. I'm uploading again tomorrow. I know. Like I, and that takes time and effort and energy, you know. I'm not a hater. I'm just saying. And I'm still seeing these places in the way that I want to. Describe Oslo to me. in the way that I want to. With my car. Describe Oslo to me. Gray. No, Oslo, honestly.

It was very colorful. No, it was so interesting though, cause Oslo, like, Oslo was the first time I've ever been like, am I in a video game? Like Oslo was also closed down for our national holiday and the streets were completely empty and you couldn't go in anywhere. I was like, I'm gonna spend the day editing.

Yeah, we were there for four days. But. We were writing the show for the other days, working on the show. I know, but you have to remember that I also have that job. But then you clock into doing that and then leave and go explore. Like, I'm gonna like do it.

I'm gonna do my Snapchat, that takes an hour. I'm gonna like, it takes an hour of my day. You know what I mean? I'm gonna fucking edit a video. No, I get it. There's no shame in having different priorities, but my priority is to talk about Oslo. What the fuck are they eating and drinking?

Every single person there looks like a Victoria's Secret model, they're all no pores, so tall, so skinny. It's crazy in every city how much more, I don't wanna say more beautiful, that's fucked up. No, yes. People are just healthier That's what it is. People are like radiating a glow that we do not have in America like the MSG No, such me dry personally like specifically Norway though. It was like what the hell are these people on it felt like a movie or something

No, it's and I saw a little bit of Norway. You know what? I mean, it was beautiful. I just I I saw a little bit of Norway, you know what I mean? It was beautiful. I just, I mean, I am being very defensive on this because I feel like I get bullied for a set of things and some are like, you know what, bully me, haze me, make me better. I know because sometimes I wish you would just say, I didn't want to.

But I did want to. You know, and it's like, that's not, I don't know, I just wanna be validated in the sense like I'm doing other things. I think you're so-working. I think you are amazing at your job. I think you're the best Literally in the business at your particular job I just think sometimes when you say like no I couldn't it's like you could I could but like Yeah, again conserving energy is nice. I've been to Paris a lot and I still did so much in Paris I have like an hour-long movie coming out about all the things I did in Paris and which I've been

putting notes on with J-Rod in my hotel room, God forbid. Yeah, and Ireland really like... I feel like you're getting mad at me about it. I'm like, I just, God I forgot. I just wanted to have some fun with you. No, I know, I know, I know. I am like, I'm peaked of it. I think it's because you're allowed three things to bully me about at a time. What do you mean, this is my main one?

It is, this is my main one at the moment. What are the other ones? Your trunkless? Yeah, and see, that's valid. I just think this one, I'm really, I am defensive about. I'm sorry, I don't wanna hurt your feelings. I've been doing things, I've been awake and doing things, but I have not been hiking cliffs with y'all

or going to get la boo boo's or. It's okay, there's only room for four of us in the car and we have our solid four. Yes, and I can't stress that enough. I'm obsessed with it. Like go, thrive, slay. No, I live for it. It's just the girls.

Me, B.B., Paige and Miles. I literally was like, who's the fourth I forgot about Miles? No, he's having so much fun he keeps going that's fierce girl pages pages so funny with our boyfriends and she's one of the girls page he's like god I really underestimated pages like a sense of humor the funniest person I sit down to breakfast like this morning like we said we came downstairs I have a drink and

first thought he's like, where's Paige? Oh, that's so cute. And I also have that thought. Yeah, we have to get into the dynamics of this fucking. Yeah, she and I have been working on our relationship because we do hate each other so much. Yeah, it's so wild that the internet. I mean, it's crazy because those edits.

I know, I know, they clip it and then they're like, look at her eye movements. I'm like, God forbid I'm on an SSRI. Right. Right. And that's actually not it. Like honestly, the lumectal makes me make the craziest faces and people make compilations of it.

I'm like, God, wait, also, you know what? You had a lot to say about how I can't move my face and now suddenly I'm too expressive. Which is it? We'll never know. It is just so sad seeing you and Paige get so fucking pit against each other. And it's so wild too,

because the comments will be all one thing on the pod and then all one thing on TikTok. And it's like, you literally can't win. Yeah, I've been trying to reframe it though in my mind, because it used to be like, I would get so upset and it's so frustrating for people to be so adamant about being so wrong but then I just like completely reframed it in my mind I'm like how

funny is it for like that many people to just be like so wrong like and just show up in arms about other people's relationships I'm not gonna lie there was an edit of you that I watched and I was like damn what was it they put all of the moments together and I was like I yeah, but we were I was like very deliberately doing that It was when we were having the Haley Bieber conversation and I was purposefully being like you discussed me like that was the whole thing Oh, that was a whole point of the thing and I feel like that is kind of your bit being like sassy You know my bit is like well, yeah also just Me having a different opinion. It's like if I have you know, the same opinion as everybody

I'm too agreeable and I just want to be like, you know, so far up your ass. And then if I have a different opinion, it's like I'm a pick me fucking weirdo. It's like, no, actually I just like Hailey Bieber and that's actually it. Yeah. And that doesn't mean you don't like Selena. No, it doesn't. I love Selena Gomez. Moral of the story is Oslo is gorgeous. We went from Oslo, like the most calm, cool, quiet, collected place to Paris the very next day and boy was I shocked and you know what I think that contrast like affected the way I felt about Paris but I imagine Paris so different like than it is actually it's a lot of hustle and bustle it's a very populated I spend 90% of the time just like worried about getting hit by a

like a car or a bike packed and crazy but I like thrive in places like that I don't know why. I love it. I feel like Paris is like European. Yeah, because you're quick moving. So quick. Paris is like European New York. No, I just- God dismayed you. It felt very similar to New York except for nobody understands me so it's harder to like-

I don't know if it's because my last name is Mojo. You are, are you French? No, my dad changed his last name with the whole thing. Really? I was supposed to be Tana Grills, remember? I'm so happy you're not Tana Grills. Yeah, isn't that crazy? But.

You should thank him for that. I know, honest to God, I write about it in my book, and I do indeed thank him for that, he ate with that. Mojo's a great last name, you wouldn't be the same if your last name wasn't Moja. Tana Grills is just diabolical. Tana Grills like it's like what who's that other girl like Tay Money or something? Yes and we get enough comparisons we really do that would be it would have been great for

my rap era but god damn imagine how much people hate me now if my last name was Grills how much more people. I just never could have been able to take you seriously although I like when like someone's name like kind of matches them Mm-hmm, like JP Sax Whoa, you know that's his real last name, but he's like this beautiful musician or like there's another person Oh Alicia Keys Rosamund Pike Is she a gymnast like what's

Oh My god, that's Oh, I have something that I just want to tell you and I'm debating saving this for the page episode because I really think This one's gonna get her going but I'm just gonna tell you right now. Okay DJ Khaled hosted Lele Pons is a Nickelodeon slime themed gender reveal party Lele Pons' Nickelodeon slime themed gender reveal party. That's a real sentence. Well that's a mouthful. But honestly...

Doesn't that just feel like you had chat GPT make something? Yes so much but also in some way it makes complete and perfect sense. I need to find the video and show you. But like what a cute theme for a baby shower. Although I don't really believe in really believe it was a gender reveal I don't believe in gender reveals Like cut a cake with your partner, you know, I actually do agree with that. Like I'm everyone having to gather around It's like good for you

I think and obviously like do whatever makes you happy and obviously like I love to celebrate like the people I love and stuff But I get I get really guilty when I can't like attend a lot of things For somebody and and when someone has a baby they have to have a baby shower, a baby reveal, another baby shower, the birth. I'm like, get over it. I honestly, yeah, I couldn't agree more. It is a lot. But DJ Khaled hosting it.

Like come on. I love DJ Khaled. Was it a girl or a boy? It was a girl. Oh, yay. Yeah, I love that for Lele. You know what I've been getting harassed about speaking of just this realm of things? The new Tana Go Brunette is when are you getting engaged?

Yeah, that's what happens though when you're in a happy relationship everyone just assumes like obviously you want to get married immediately. And I guess that does like, that shocks me about you because I want to get, like now that I know I'm with the person that I want to marry, I'm like. I agree but like I don't know how to explain it like it's like this is the last period of time in our life that like We're dating, you know, and like I think that's really special I also just think I'm looking at my plate right now and I'm imagining having to like plan a wedding like and I know Some people get engaged for like three years, but even then, still, that's just,

it's like a time clock that I'm not ready to embark on. I wanna be able to, when I'm engaged, have a lot more free time and relish in it, and dedicate a lot of my life to planning the wedding, and not just a tenth of it, and it feels like another birthday party that I've planned all over the years, and a work obligation.

And I- Yeah, no, that would frustrate me too, if you're just not ready for it. I don't know, I just value mine and Mako's relationship so much that I want to take things slowly and make sure they're perfect. And I swear to God, I could post right now that I lost both of my limbs and people would be like,

well, how are you gonna walk down the aisle now? You need to get engaged. I don't know, I just, I want to get engaged so bad. I had to really go off the other day. It's all my comments on every single video I was like the only engagement going up is my tick-tock engagement from people fucking commenting this shit I just like I respect you for being so patient cuz like now that I'm like, oh my god I obviously like I want to get married to you. So like why would we not do it 35 minutes ago?

I agree. I will say that like that foo foo shit. I did with Jake Paul kind of did like maybe that's why you didn't You know, it's like oh I got to put the dress on and I got to like choose my bridesmaids And I got and even just that it made me like really realize like I don't know like there's a lot of planning that goes into even a sham But like let alone some fucking shit, you know, and I don't know. I'm just like Anymore, there's no rush you could there are people who date for like 10 years like who gives a fuck I don't want to be one of those people though that's the other thing and then I posted a video about how I don't want to get engaged and some girl was like my

boyfriend waited seven years to propose to me and it was perfect I was like not too much now like that's what do you think is like this week I think I heard you say the other day like two and a half years yeah maybe three two and a half three years I think I heard you say the other day, like two and a half years. Yeah, maybe three, two and a half, three years, I think. That's the thing too, is it's like people are really acting like this shit is right around the corner and I'm like buckle up. No, by the time you get engaged, I want to be celebrating my third anniversary. Yeah. And I also, I like that weirdly.

I don't like being the first to do anything, ever. We know. Actually, yeah. So. Bless your heart though, I love you so much No, I think it's good to Like let like I want you to do it first and then I want to think wow that was amazing I'm like, you know, we have such different though Like I have so many people in my life who have gotten married now. I feel like the last uh-huh

Mm-hmm. So like it doesn't feel like oh, I would be the first I feel like oh my god Thank God Brooks finally getting married. I guess that's true. A lot of my hometown friends have, but I do feel like a lot of my formative years and like ideals and stuff were more formed in Los Angeles where like nobody does that. Yeah.

So like maybe that's more where like my head is at. I don't know dude, I really, and like I also, I feel like you and Miles will do something intimate and cute and classy and like I wanna have a Vegas wedding and a Maui wedding and like just all the like, just bulls like. Too many logistics. Do you know that a year ago Teffy messaged me

and she was like, hey, just so you know, randomly my psychic told me to message you, she felt called to tell you that you are gonna meet the love of your life, the person that you're gonna marry this year, and then she said you're gonna be so in love that you can't wait, you're gonna elope on a random Thursday with just friends and family. She said that to me so specifically,

and I was with Bibi at the Cheesecake Factory the night I actually found Mouse. This was like all, what a crazy night this was, but she sent it to me and I was like, oh my God, how crazy is that? And she said that people, when I get engaged or when I get married, people are gonna think it's a shotgun wedding

because I'm pregnant, but really, we just love each other so much, we can't wait. And she told me that. And then the same person, you know that girl who always gets everything right about you, the psychic? She tagged me, like read my chart or something, like. Wait, do you mean a girl online or like my girl? The Twitter, she's like, her name's like Stargirl

or something on Twitter. Oh, okay. And she like predicted like, I think a bunch of stuff about you, she predicts like a lot of things with celebrities and stuff, but she. Yeah, she said I was gonna find love in Hawaii before I did. Really? Yeah, she sent me. Yeah, she said I was gonna find love in Hawaii before I did. Really?

Yeah, she sent me my chart right after Taffy told me all of this, and it specifically says I'm gonna meet my soulmate between the ages of 27 and 28, and I met him when I was 28. That is so sweet. I love him so much, and I just love you guys together. I think he makes you your highest self. He's the best. I think he makes you your highest self. You know? He's the best.

And he's so funny. I know, it's been really sweet on this tour too, just looking back at all the times that we did have like 13 tattooed counterparts. Or just like guys that hated me. I remember like, obviously I had like, the only other person I've ever like brought on tour was like a guy who, first of all,

could not have been like more opposite from me. like everything I said and did was like a performance because like this like I wasn't compatible with him so I had to become someone who was compatible with him and that person sucked so like it was just like it makes me literally want to throw up to think about now how I was thinking about like oh my god what is he thinking about like what my friends are saying and like is he having a good time right now and now I'm just like yeah just and that's so nice too as your friend to get to like exist with you and not you for yeah I don't like rant like Stacey or whoever I became but you know what I'm saying like ill no I mean but it's listen it made us all who we are I'm learning to just hold hands with all of those versions

of myself, because they led me here, you know? Yeah, I guess. I just, the first time I've ever not had to think about how I was acting. And it's just nice, he loves you so much for you, and it's beautiful. That's so cute. He loves everybody, he loves everyone with us.

And that's sweet too, I think that whoever's with you has to quite literally date BB as well and like he's so good at that Are you getting more not in like a weird way? No, no, but he did for BB's birthday he like I Didn't say anything to him or anything but he came home with like cupcakes and stuff for BB and like put candles in him and stuff and like BB was so like touched by it

she made a tick tock about it and the amount of hate in the comments that was literally just like so touched by it, she made a TikTok about it, and the amount of hate in the comments that was literally just like, kill me if my boyfriend's ever this close with my friend. We were like, what the hell? Like, God forbid. Kill me if I have the opposite, because it's so bad.

Yeah. You know what I mean? We were like, I just think that's so strange. If you don't trust your friends and you don't trust your boyfriend, it's so bad. Yeah, or to think anything could be weird behavior between your best friend and your boyfriend, when then you don't have a when like then you don't have a

Best friend you don't have a boyfriend. Mm-hmm. So true. It's so wild that it's psychic Predicted that I know and like a psychic who isn't even mine like she went to Teffi and was like, can you tell her? Those are the crazy ones that are like, you know what I mean? Cuz it like really just like came and so specific and I've never really put a lot of thought into eloping But like I really want to elope like that's kind of my thing I think it is so intimate and like saving the money using it for a honeymoon and I've never really put a lot of thought into eloping, but I really want to elope. That's kind of my thing. I think it is so intimate, and saving the money using it for a honeymoon,

it just makes a lot of sense. For me, I think I've said this before, but just the family thing. Who am I having a wedding for? You know what I mean? What did you say to me? I put it in your notes. You were like, if I have a wedding

with all of my family there, I'm gonna have to buy nine new sets of teeth. Yeah, the amount of teeth I would have to buy to be able to have a functional wedding. Because like you know my... I feel you girl. Not that anyone's like judgmental but like I don't know you know like a lot of toothless family. Yeah I mean it's one thing if it's you know toothless by choice get the London look but

it's you know. Yeah. It's a little meth around me maybe. But yeah maybe a little. You know I had a psychic tell me that, right before we left I got a reading because I was just in an interesting place wanting to know things, like whatever.

I had a psychic tell me that like my entire, like I will discover on this tour like entirely what I want in life. And like this tour is like so meaningful for me to like be on the right path like I will be enlightened to figure out what it is that I truly want on this tour oh my god you know what I wanted to talk about was the anal joke that I made that fell on deaf ears it was really funny do you want to say you

say no we were we were at the meet and greet, and obviously a lot of times, sometimes if people will bring their moms or something, we'll be like, I apologize in advance for all the anal jokes we're gonna make, or something along those lines. And it's kinda like my Burlington, Vermont. It's one of my buzzwords. I feel like I can easily just describe the show as anal.

But it's crazy, because we really don't talk about anal that much. No, I know. I guess I'm more so just saying the caliber of things being that vulgar. Like it's the word to describe all words. Yeah Yeah So she said it to like this girl and I'm not kidding like she didn't so much as crack a smile

I was like dropped if anything she was like and then she was like there was like a full like six long Mississippi seconds of silence and then Tana just like she's like, so should we take a picture and the girl goes? Oh, I don't want a photo. At the meet and greet. Like I made an anal joke to the one person who, and I say that because like usually our fans are pretty wild and they'll like cackle and then they'll tell us like a crazy anal joke

or a crazy joke or something back, it matches the energy usually of our supporters so well. And I scared this woman, like I'll never forget it I'll actually never forget it. No, it was cute. I'm sure she was just like nervous or something But I don't like things she was like we looked at each other and we're like, oh man You're the one person I bombed the one person who like would not like that and it is cuz like at every meet-and-greet Usually you'll see that one really excited elated girl has brought her friend who is above this, better, consumes better media, just doesn't know anything about this and is just supporting their friend and I like

oh my god I just I hit the anal joke to the one supporting friend and it was oh my god I know but it would probably not happen again, so. Trisha Paytas is about to give birth to the pope. I know, I cannot believe, it's so crazy. See, that, like, just what we're talking about with weddings and stuff, like in my head, I'm like, how on earth has she had three kids, she got married 30 minutes ago?

Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? Like, everything happened so fast, like, or like, I guess time, like, I don't know. Time just passes so quickly. I don't know Trisha got married at a hotel that Makoa was working on building and Makoa was working at the same time as Trisha's wedding do you that's so interesting I wonder how many times like do you ever wonder if like you and Makoa have ever been in the same place and not known I spent hours like deep diving and I know

like the exact times and days that we were the closest to each other without knowing that's so crazy and I love like the exact times and days that we were the closest to each other without knowing That's so crazy I love like when you see stories about that like or like when people are in the backgrounds of their partners photos like 20 years prior like Miranda Harrison yes, yes Yes, there was a day where I was in Maui with Bella Thorne and Maud son Michael Chawortha and Ashley Schwann on a boat and Makoa was working at the dock

and Ashley Schwann on a boat and Makoa was working at the dock. Isn't that crazy? That's so interesting. And here I am like I'm in this throuple. I'm about to date my son Solo like bitch, your husband is inches from you. Yeah, what the hell were you up to? I just want to say thank you to everybody coming out to these shows and this international tour is like, it is just mind-blowing. Like even yesterday like doing a meet- a meet and greet in Berlin, Germany,

and people being like, I've watched you for 10 years, I love you guys, you guys saved my life. And it's like, we have this girl who told me like 10 years ago she was watching my toothbrush story, and she was living in Egypt, and she was born in Egypt. And it's like, if you could have told that girl that someone's watching her in Egypt, like it's just so much more special

being so far from home, but having this consistent love all over the globe. Like it's so crazy and yeah. It's so special. We love you guys. We love you so much. We love traveling and we love going outside. We are about to film an episode with Paige and Brooke and Paige are gonna squash their

beef and Bibi is gonna come on and tell us about all of her hookups on tour and what they mean. All of them. Yeah, all of them was crazy. It's actually one story. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do you like that, girl. We love you guys so much and we will talk to you in the next episode.

Bye. Stay true. Stay true. Stay true.