Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 126: the truth about Cancelled ending…

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Brooke and Tana Discuss the podcast coming to an end in 6 episodes. Give your summer closet an upgrade—with Quince. Go to https://www.quince.com/CANCELLED for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.  Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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Hello guys. What's your drama? I don't know, man. I'm just sad. I'm sorry. No, I don't think, man. I'm just sad. I'm sorry. No, I don't think you have to be... Sorry. I'm just like...

I'm so sorry. But it's okay. I'm down to put it out there, because it's a God-honest truth. You know, my first bone to pick, my first thing that sucks is I honestly really thought that when we filmed that episode, and like, forgive me, I'm like literally panic central over really thought that when we filmed that episode, and like forgive me, I'm like literally panic central over here, but when we filmed that episode where we were talking about how it's coming to a close in the fall, I genuinely,

and this is just some finger off the pulse shit, thought it would make things better. You know what I mean? Yes, I do know what you mean. Obviously, it just didn't. And like the internet is so much right now. And like I've really been like so off my phone in Hawaii and like so happy. And then like the day before I had to leave, I opened my phone and like really got on it

and started thinking about the things I had to do. And like thinking about coming to do this podcast. And like I was just like so overwhelmingly sad. It just sucks. Like so much I think. Because everyone wants to make it this whole thing that it like fucking isn't one. Yeah. And like two, it is a very sad feeling that like something that once made you so happy does the complete opposite of it. And I think for like so long I was like so good at

You know turning it on. Yeah, and I just like Can't anymore and it's like once again It's so shitty that people like just make it something that it's so not. I saw this thing where someone was saying, being in something that no longer serves you can feel like, and I didn't graduate high school, so it's a funny take, but walking the hallways of a high school that you once went to that you're so familiar with and you used to love so much.

That's it. And that's how it feels, coming to do this. And I'm sorry for making this episode this today, but it's... I'm sorry. No, I like it. You can push it. I don't know, I think that I was looking at the embodiment

of strength being like, seeing this contract through, right? Yeah. Because I don't want people to think that it is something to do with us. Like it is just like. Although I don't even, I don't think we have to say that because it is to do with us. You know what I mean?

Like it's how we feel about our individual lives, our mental health, our friendship. It's everything to do with us. No, I know. I guess I just mean like, seeing people say that like, I hope you fucking die. And like, just like seeing people say the most vile shit.

Like I, I think I needed that like stark contrast of being in Hawaii and really thinking about my life and going from peace for it to be so black and white for me like now I have to come home and I have to sit on this couch and I have to talk about all these things that like I don't want to talk about just to like further a conversation to then have more things like you know what I mean just like this fucking yeah to invite more of what you're trying to get away from and and I came to the conclusion that like I don't want to see this contract through

and I like and then I go online and I see all these edits of us like once just like so dude the one that you know the one yeah because it's like it was that and that is the truth you know and like even today like Trisha was looking at me being like, you guys had this podcast for four, like four years is a long time to do something and to succeed at it and to continue. And even like we posted talking about this and I saw this clip, like it just was clipped of us saying like, this is hard.

And then all the comments are like, what sitting down and filming for one hour is hard. And it's like, oh my God, get me a gun. Like I could sit and film, like my ears are hot. It was an exact representation of exactly what we were explaining in the video, which is never that this is hard. This is the most, I mean, easy and privilege,

easy job in the world. Sitting down for an hour, that part of it is easy, talking to each other, that part of it is easy. Like, I love that aspect of the job. It is mentally just so, so, so exhausting and taxing. And like, it's impossible to understand if you haven't experienced it, in my opinion. Like, it's just, I would look at it as an outsider

and be like, get like, get it the fuck together, you know? And like, I've really thought about all options and like, I don't know. I just think to be living such a happy, peaceful life, I hate where this has gotten. There's just so much negativity and so much drama. It's just not who I want to be, and it's not what I want for either one of us.

You know what I mean? I want the both of us to be happy. I don't know, and I really do, I really think that I was like, I'm going to see this contract through. But it's just hard, cause it, you know, it extends to what, November, December? Yeah, and it's like, I cried so hard that I threw up. Like I literally sobbed my eyes out until I threw up.

Like thinking about like doing this, which I once, and like it, I just like, like if something is making you feel that way, like it's no longer serving you and that's okay. It just is letting go of like something that is, was such a big part of our lives. And it is still that. That's just like, I feel like this is true with everything.

We are in our late 20s, I'll be 30 in a little over a year. You're not meant to do anything for that long. You know what I mean? Everything has a shelf life and everything you outgrow and you move on from and like that's how you know like you transition through life. And it's not normal really for anybody to stay in a job for I mean of course like people do but the natural progression is to move on and do more things and get better and try new things like 100,000 percent. I'm really trying to look at it as a positive like because of course I feel the same way.

It is, that's what it is. There's a part of me that, an old part of me that hates saying this is a positive, and I hate that I'm saying this is a positive, and then people are going to be so mean and just pick it apart. And even just seeing all the, Sophia with an F and Alex comparison,

seeing Brianna Chickenfry sit down and definitively say they do hate each other. and like even just seeing all the like, Sophia with an F and Alex comparison, seeing like Brianna Chickenfry sit down and definitively say they do hate each other. Yeah, and what the, oh my God. Just, and it's like, but I also even hate that these words are coming out of my mouth right now. Because then that's going to get clipped and then that's going to be, like I'm so done

with like that, with all of that. I'm so, so, so drama-free and that's what I wanna be. You know what I mean? And it's just like, unfortunately, I don't think there's any world where anything can be like rebranded or repaired to be genuinely just drama-free and happy. And like...

At least in this, like, I mean... And I don't even, I don't... I try to be careful about saying, like, maybe later because I don't want to get anyone's hopes up for something if, like, we're not necessarily, like, there in our heads. I just think, like, there's no world where, like, anything just gets better like that.

Like, it's gonna take, take like time and stepping away and. I also think that it's, obviously I've always said, you and I have undeniable chemistry and I'm so excited to showcase that in different ways. But I just like, yeah, this commitment and this world, the world that around canceled is just no longer for me. And I like, I have to just like radically accept it. And I think that I'm realizing that strength for me is like putting my foot down and ending it.

And like, yeah, I don't know, it does make me, you know, like sad and nostalgic and stuff. Like me too. And it sucks because like, I hope that it's not, I feel like it sucks for the people who have always been just nothing but like nice and supportive and who just love this show and like shows help them and stuff. And it's like kind of like a hasty generalization

to be like canceled sucks, it's so miserable, it's so hateful. It just like, that's been like the overwhelming feeling more so than love. I feel like it's been just the overwhelming feeling more so than love. I feel like it's been just. Yeah. And like I. More of a negative experience. I want both of us to heal and grow.

Like you know what I mean? Continue to heal and grow and like be genuinely happy and be our best selves and like all of those things and you're right. Like I think even going on tour like we're going to meet so many girls who are going, it's gonna be so hard to like look them in the face and be like, no, I'm sorry. Yeah, but you know, you're not dying, I'm not dying at all.

And like, I hope. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I tussle with it daily, but. That's exactly what I'm saying. Like even just the other day when I finally decided, I was like, this has to happen for mental health. Because it's so important and it is just so clear to me what this is now doing to my mental health.

And your mental health and just all of it. It's devastating, but also exciting. You know what I mean. It's devastating but also exciting, you know what I mean? It's like I'm trying to look at it again as a positive, which I know for a lot of people it's not a positive. And like, it's not a positive for me either, it's not a positive for you, but like, so much comes of like, of letting go of things,

like especially like before you necessarily feel like you're 100% ready, I know you feel 100% ready, I feel a little bit more apprehensive, obviously. It's not that I think that I wrestled with it. You know, I was trying, like I'm saying, I think the I was thinking that the embodiment of strength was staying in the contract and seeing it through. And then I think that I had to realize it's it's so easy to stay in something that you know so well. But I no longer feel at home in this, in the way that I did for so long. I just have no choice.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, just, I have no choice to be happy. I think that's more important than anything, and I think all the people who love you and love canceled are, I mean, they're gonna understand. And I want nothing more than to see you in something that helps your mental health not hurts it.

Me too. Like it just like... It goes without saying that this has been like, I mean, this has been really hard for me for a year. Yeah. And I think like, again, it was easy and we were trying and fighting for it, but like it is okay to accept it. And like to all of you, like, I don't know, I wanna speak on you, I guess, and forgive me,

but like she is a person that you can make comments on and say all these things, but to me, she is someone that I know and someone that I sat down like doing this for so long with and someone that I want to see like flourish and thrive and get out of this rat race. I also just, yeah, I want that for us. I wanna get fucking coffee and laugh

and like almost get back to so many ways that we were. Me too. I feel like it's, to me, I said this on another podcast today, but I just just like, thank you. Like no amount of, you know, money or whatever, like there is to gain from like doing this is worth like, what I feel like we've lost, you know what I mean? Like as, as a, I don't want to say like a

consequence or like a, as a result of canceled, but like we don't, I just like, you're just like way more important to me than this. You know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. I'm like, I, and I love it. It's not about the people I love. No, 100%, 100%. It's just like. It's almost like, it's like one, it feels to me like one big, like, it's hard. I like almost personify it. I have told you this before, but it's like,

I can't, it's hard for me to see it as like some people and some people, like I just, I go, I figure like, this is what the common opinion is. And so that is what they think, you know? You're right, because at this point, I think staying in it is so untrue to myself because the only reason I would stay in it was to like reach a goal or form money

or to like prove a point. Like all of the reasons that I would stay in it are dark. Yeah. And like that's, it's not authentic to me. And like, I don't know, like even I went from like kayaking in the middle of the fucking ocean with no phone, like laughing my balls off.

We have to talk about kayaking by the way. We have to talk about kayaking because what do you mean you got on a kayak? I know. But I went from that to coming inside and like thinking about the nature of things that I was then going to have to talk about 48 hours later and the way that I was going to feel and just like...

Well, why don't we talk about kayaking? No, we're going to talk about kayaking. I'm just like, just, yeah, it is like 100% the right thing to do for the next phases of our life that is going to be so big and beautiful. And we hope that you join us for, and I'm so grateful to both of our fans that love us and support us and just wanna see us happy.

Like how special and how beautiful, I had this major massive realization that it is the most beautiful thing in the world that we wake up every single day and we are able to choose whatever we wanna do with our lives. Like I literally got down on my knees and I thanked God that there are these people out here

who love me and see me and know me for who I am and I'm able to do what I want with my life and I'm so excited for like everything that the future holds for the both of us and I mean that with everything in me. I really do. Yeah. I'm just like it's just like that stark juxtaposition of like the way that you felt two days ago versus now. Yeah, it all just hit me. I literally was like, screamsobbing, and that's crazy. Like, I want to be able to put this to bed

so that I can look at it with nothing but the gratitude and love I have for Canceled, because Canceled absolutely, without a doubt, changed my life, and I thank you for holding me accountable so many times, and just all of the things, the person I have become across this podcast, absolutely without a doubt changed my life. And I thank you for holding me accountable so many times. And just like all of the things, like the person I've become across this podcast.

And it was such a beautiful thing for both of us to get to share our lives in that way. And like we still will at other capacities, but it just, and even just like this tour, like I love touring, like I did my whole life. And it wasn't until this, like, past Europe tour that the way things are were making me hate something I love so much,

and that made me so sad, you know? Like, it's the saddest thing in the world to, like... And now I'm hoping that knowing that this is, like, this beautiful last hurrah, that like we are able to go into it with such joy. And that's nothing to do with the fans. I just mean like everything. I'm hoping that we get to like just put our all out there and

know that this is the last time that like we are being chaotic. Like, you know, I was gonna say for pay, but like, I mean, like that we're, you know, but this is like the last time that we're being chaotic. And like, that's beautiful. And I want to take Jayrod and I want to try to like showcase how awesome that is and like have a good time. And I think that with knowing that we're gonna come back and close this out beautifully. It makes it more beautiful. It does. It makes it very special. I wanted to tell you about a comment I saw,

but I can't tell if I'm gonna just hysterically sob if I say it. Let me see. It was cute. Also, I'm so sorry for my outfit. I live for your outfit. What are you talking about? I know I bare ass cheeks cheeks around this chair right now. Yeah, and I apologize to Oscar. The things you've done to that chair are unforgivable. Yeah, I'm going to have to buy the chair.

But that chair. I got to buy the chair on my way out, I fear. Maybe I shouldn't have opened the comments on this one. I don't know, something along the lines of like, this is what it always was. Like this was what it was supposed to be, was to show like, the progression of our lives, and then to like literally, like that was the point. Oh, that actually is so beautiful. That's so beautiful. Because it's true. I don't know if I'll ever grow as much, slash grow as much publicly as I like did.

There's too many clips of me looking like this. Like, way too many. That's really, no, because that is so sweet because that's exactly what Canceled was. It was to like just show our growth and like be there for us and thank you guys so much for like being the best friends at the end of the bed that we're having the debrief with every morning and for like changing our lives

like I just I can't even stress it enough and I'm really really happy that we like got to do everything we got to do and I hate the way that this shit makes me feel now but like I'm so excited for the future. You were right. It was going to make me hysterically. So I know I'm not, I'm not even kidding. I'm like having to think about anything else. Like I'm not even listening to you. Exactly what this was though.

It was like this. Like that was like, that was the movie. You know what I mean? Like we do all of these crazy things and we talk about it and we are like best It was like this fucked up scrapbook. That was the movie, you know what I mean? We do all of these crazy things and we talk about it and we are best friends through it all and then we go off, you know? And I'm really excited to go off, Queen.

Get on your kayak, girl. Get on that horse, bitch. No more horses. Get on that bald man. He was bald. And Brooke I really like, I am excited to have other platforms you and I and to cross over. I am too and it's, I mean, God, we're not moving states, like we're not buying, like I just, I'm like, really what makes me sad is just like the people who do love it so much and depend on it and stuff, like, and like it helps them through things.

Like I know I see those people and like those people should be so, and they are so much more important to me than any of the negativity. I just like, I can't handle it. Like I just can't. And I like, it's so hard to like watch and I like, I will like hold your hand and support you but even like it gets to a point where I do feel like every single time I come back here and sit down and we turn these cameras on,

I am like adding to the demise of your mental health. Yeah. And that's a very, very. Of course you are not, but it's. No, but there's a point where like I have to recognize that something is like, just no longer serving our growth. It's definitely not good for my mental.

None of this is good for my mental. You know what I mean? Like I'm overwhelmingly mentally unstable with no outside influences. So adding, you know what I mean? Like all of that in on top of like what I already deal with is just like, I can make it work sometimes and I cannot make it work right now. And I want you to be able to

genuinely fucking lock your phone and it not be a part of your job and a part, you know what I mean? Like a part of your life and then come and do the things that you want to do. I think like, I don't know, I go most so back and forth with it. Of course I have like days where I'm like,

I cannot see an end to this. Like I don't know what I have to do, but like maybe not. No. And then I have other days where like, like today I've had a good day, you know what I mean? Cause I'm just like, I don't know, I've felt like this before and I felt way better later. We will absolutely like prevail.

And like, wow, they can't stop thinking about that. Like it's so true that's actually what this was. I have to find the true comment. Of course, that would require me opening the comments on that video. So no, I'm happy with what you've gathered. Yeah, I'm good on that actually. Don't go to the bathroom because I will break your phone.

I thought I was going to slay in those comments too. Damn, I reposted that video. What do you guys have against me seriously? No. The end just, yes, we got, we were going, we're going. But that really is exactly what this was meant to be is this beautiful scrapbook of our fucked up. And it's so cool and it's so fun.

And I think that's exactly what it is. I get on myself sometimes, I've said this I think before, but I've always wanted to be a journaler, somebody who journals and writes things down and can look back on them and stuff. And I've caught myself being like, oh, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna forget like everything I did.

And then I'm like, wait, every week I sit down and tell like literally every single thing down to my hemorrhoids. I have all of this to look back on like literally forever. And my kids do. And not that I would ever encourage my kids to watch this podcast, but. Gussets and growth, man.

It's cool. I don't know. I'm wearing my wide to watch this podcast, but. Gussets and growth, man. It's cool. I don't know. I'm wearing my wide gusset underwear right now, seriously. I am. It really is, and it's like, it is just crazy. Like when we were in that studio, just like the people that we were. Well, she's unrecognizable, I'll tell you that much.

Thank you to everyone for like sticking beside us and like seeing this through. It has, it's been so fun. Like I, more than not, and I, that sucks about it too cause it's like, it's like a relationship. You know what I mean? Like you look back and you only see, I don't know. I think that lately even I like,

will like see these old clips of canceled. Please don't put it to anything and that medicine song ever again. Oh man, that's the saddest song. I like if I think saddest song ever, it's medicine. Like literally ever. It was uncontrollable. Like I didn't even have to think it was like,

it literally just all of a sudden I'm hysterical. I was like, what was this? It was like hypnotism. Way to twist the knife. Cause for so long this like was our medicine, not to be corny. Well now why the hell are you doing that? Now it's our fucking formaldehyde.

That's not even the right chemical, what kills you? Formaldehyde is supposed to preserve things. Cyanide? Yeah, now it's our fucking cyanide. And like I just. That was probably misinformation and I will not stop until the very end. But just like, I don't know, when I see those old clips like Mary Ann, like I see two really excited girls who were like really down for the fucking smoke.

And maybe that also comes with like, at least for me, lack of will to live at that time. I didn't give a fuck. Yeah, there's nothing to lose. Yeah, and like, and I know that there are going to be people in the comments section of this saying, like, you guys can talk about anything. I know, but you just close out YouTube

and you open up that other app and you'll see everybody else saying so many meany things. And, but like, I don't know, like, I think that's what canceled, like, was for so long. And now I'm just, like, I sat down by the beach, and I filmed a video talking about 27 things I learned at 27 the other day. And I was like, damn, like, I want more of this,

where I'm like on my own time alone with the camera and just get to like talk about some real shit and not have this like obligation unfortunately and I hate that people make it again just this like they make it so many things it's not. It's just, you know. And you know, I don't know, I'm beating a dead horse pulling, we will say this and we will cry

and the comments will still say. That's what I'm saying, like we have to get out of the rat race of the like, we like, I can't chase the drama and fight with it any longer. And I can't, it's not who I am any longer. This is not who I am and I have to put my fucking foot down.

And it's hard, it's very, very hard. Like, because then you like, you see the edit put my fucking foot down. And it's hard, it's very, very hard. Because then you see the edit and you think of all the ways to fight for it and to keep it or to rebrand it or the things. But I cried until I threw up and I had to look in the mirror after fucking projectile vomiting and be like this. What the fuck?

Like this is, and it's like, this is not good for you, Dana Marie. I don't know. I'm happy. I'm not happy. I'm like, I don't know. It's bittersweet. For me, it's like a very, like, I've been just permanently on edge because, like, just the uncertainty, you know what I mean?

Like, I don't really... Same. Not that I don't want to do anything. I just don't even know what I want to do next. That is scary. I have time to think about it and I'm very fortunate. Cancel has given me every opportunity in the world. I can sit for a second and think about like what my next step is.

But it's like, it's just like, I'm afraid. Are you afraid? You know what I mean? Like- It's very scary. It's like throwing, that's what it is. That's also why I think this is probably gone on longer than like, you know what I mean?

Because it's like easy to just stay in this thing. Cause it's comfortable and it works and we, well, I don't know if I say works, but. It's comfortable. It's comfortable. And like, but it's at what cost? We always say that when we're on the phone crashing out, you know, at what cost?

Which we are always on the phone. Just, yeah, and I'm really excited to have phone calls where like we're not just going back and forth about canceled and trying to figure out what's right to do. Yeah, I'm like really gonna like have to start, you're gonna have to start invoicing me for the amount of times you've had to give me the same exact speech. No, but it's the truth. Like I mean, I wish I could go in your skin and say,

phone down, phone off, stop responding. I know. I've just discovered, like, you know, I always, like, pride myself in, like, oh, family of addicts and it never hit me. And I'm like, no, actually, this is just, like, my drug. Like, my self-harm, my drug is, like, literally consuming opinions. Mm-hmm. 100%. And in saying that, it will happen more.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But like that you have to take a break and take a breather and enjoy this part of your life and come back to the people that want to hear from you and see you and see you thrive and do something. There's so much power in privacy and you know that. Yeah, and I turn off my phone for, I shouldn't say turn off my phone,

Lord knows I'm not turning off my phone. I step outside and I hang out with people who know me, who are my friends, who are physical human people who know me and I'm like, it's crazy how different it feels. I don't know how to explain it. You're never going to win. I'm just reminded, oh my God, this is real life. That is not real life, this is real life.

I think that's why I had to start Hawaii-ing so much. Because all of the like little dumb things that people say are things I used to think were dumb, like take a walk or go touch grass or like dead ass, like touching grass is lit as fuck. Like, and I just, that's what it was is after a month of doing that, I came back to this and I was like, I just, yeah, it's not, I need to be healed

and I think I am healed. So I'm like, and not all the way, like it's linear. Like, you know what I mean? I'm not saying that, but I'm just at this place in my life where I'm like so sure of what's good for me and what's good for my mental health and just like the person I wanna be and the things I wanna do and like just all of that, you know, I don't know.

Well, I'm excited for you and I'm happy for you. And same with you, I really like, there's such a space for you in this world, I just like. I know where it isn't. Yeah, and I'm excited to see where it is and I think that this, you're going to look back and be like, holy fuck, I'm so happy that we closed the chapter on one of the most

like pivotal crazy times of our life. But yeah, I think Australia is going to be better now as well. Just like, I'm very excited for Australia, although who the hell was going to tell me we're leaving in four days? Oh my god, me. I could have told you, bitch. Nobody told me. I think I was, I honestly couldn't see two feet in front of me. I'm like, you know, it's, what was I gonna tell you today? Even like, we're putting, well I don't want to like talk about it too much, but

like we're putting something into the show that just pays homage to all that cancelled has been for us and you guys and I'm very excited for that. I'm also debating if I, because we're going out with a bang, if, I don't know, I'm just trying to figure out what the stories that I wanna tell as my, you know. I'm like, I don't wanna go out with that much of a bang, to be honest.

That's the thing too, is even- I wanna go out with the least amount of bang possible, to be honest, I don't want to go out with that much of a bang, to be honest. That's the thing too, is even- I want to go out with the least amount of bang possible, to be honest. I've had enough bang. I agree. And we're gonna figure that out and it's gonna be so fun and I'm so excited to like see all the girlies and Canada, dude. I'm sorry. I can't even talk-

You or me. So. I can't even talk about Canada. Like, I'm coming for talk about Canada. You or me. So. I can't even talk about Canada. Like I'm coming for you Canada. I just want to come and kayak in Canada to be honest. So kayaking. Kayaking. Huge.

Should we talk about your kayaking? Should we get less dark with it or? Yeah. I have topics that I'm down. I just don't think that I could go into the podcast today without like saying all of that. Yeah. And I also don't, you know, we told people like,

well, it's gonna be over in the fall. And like, obviously you and I made the decision. So, you wouldn't, better to be honest. Yeah, that's what it is, is it's like, and I just like, I don't know, I thought the ambiguity would help. Right over my head. Listen, I'm gonna go out saying the wrong words.

No, I, yeah, I agree with you. I thought for sure they would be like, Honda, but no, but instead they were like, yeah, thank fucking God. Jesus. And there were so many people saying nice things as well. Like I'm not, I see it all and I appreciate all of the love more than anything.

But yeah, I definitely thought that discussing that it was coming to what we hope to be as a beautiful close would take away from the reasons that we're closing it, but it definitely just furthered that. And I can say that when this comes out, we either have six or five episodes left. And nobody wants to see me on that last one

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Thank you, Quince for upgrading my wardrobe and sponsoring today's episode of the canceled podcast. So kayaking. You went kayaking and I'm pissed because I've been begging everyone to go kayaking and no one wants to kayak with me. You've been begging everyone to go kayaking? Yeah.

Okay, well, I want to let, well, okay, you actually wouldn't want to go kayaking with me because I didn't paddle at all. I'll paddle. Oh, period. I got them shoulders on me. Period. It's the hardest workout. I tried for a second, so it was really just Makoa paddling with me kayaking, but I love

it. Like, I had the time of my life. I think I might move to Hawaii. I can kind of soft launch that here. Yeah. I think more than anything in the world, I would love to see you move to Hawaii. I can kind of soft launch that here. Yeah, I think more than anything in the world, I would love to see you move to Hawaii. I think that would be, that to me has like seemed like the obvious

next step for you already. I just have to hold. I do see the five million dollar house that you just bought kind of like throws a wrench in it a little. I know, it's very interesting and I don't know how I'm going to figure out this one, but I'll take it over. Yeah, you might have to. You really might have to. I don't know. I don't know what or how, but like I'm definitely

pursuing much more of a Hawaiian life. But full time, I still love LA and like I am still very excited for like all of the things that we're going to do, but I'm realizing that that's what I need to do to heal, like just being there. It's just so good for you. I feel like you've never,

I mean, I don't wanna speak for you, but like you've lived in like the most fast paced, you know, cutthroat places like your entire life, and you've lived a fast paced cutthroat life. I feel like to be just some place that's just nothing but. I do the same thing every day and I love it. I sat on the beach the other day at a beach with no cell phone service. Like we drove there for like hours and I'm no phone service.

And I'm not even fucking joking you for four hours. I sat there filling up a soda can that was empty with sand and then dumping it out and then filling it up with sand and then dumping it out and then filling it up with sand and dumping it out and watching Macalester for like four hours just clearing my thoughts, just breathing, letting the vitamin D soak and then like we leave and I come back to like service land,

like cell phone service land and I was like, like I, you know what I mean? Like I'm just recognizing that I need more and more of that, the more and more of peace. And that doesn't mean I'm like falling off the internet. It just means I need to reframe my main source of content and as do you, you know, like, and that's exciting. I do have some topics. Let me see what I have.

I haven't forgotten about you yet. Breathing at the idea of you not having watched the last two episodes of Love Island, because all I want to do is talk to you about it. I know. I know. Well, I, like, kept watching, because it comes out in Hawaii at, like, 3 p.m., because it comes out at six here.

And then I was like fucking up like my prime beach days and shit to watch it. And I was like, okay bitch, hold on. Like you don't live there yet, you don't just get to take this for granted full blown. And then the last two days I was just like grinding to try to get here. Cause we have like three days before.

Cause anything I didn't do there, I would have had to do here, and I don't have time to do it here. So I'm just too behind, but I'm going to get there. I left off on Huda, Shelley, the start of Huda and Shelleygate. And I... And boy is it Huda and Shelleygate, but I don't want to ruin it or spoil it for you,

but just know that you have spoiled this experience for me. What, by not saying that? have spoiled this experience for me. What, by not saying that? I'm not- Totally kidding. I'm not joking though. Like, up until this point, I would have taken a bullet for Shelly. That's- I literally just made a TikTok about that.

I'm like, I just am so disappointed because she has been my princess. Well, don't say that because I haven't seen it. I'm not telling you anything. I'm just saying like, I- Well, Amaya is actually my favorite. Oh, I just, I literally just posted on my story. I go, if you guys don't all go fucking vote for her as your favorite, because last favorite vote...

Oh, having a favorite voting? Yeah. Last favorite vote, I thought... What is that? That's not a spoiler. Yeah, I guess it doesn't really matter. At all. Don't we like always do that? Um, last favorite voting, I thought absolutely certain that Amaya was gonna get the favorite and she was in the bottom three.

Yeah, and then I wonder how much of it, just all of it as I've been, yeah, as I've been like making all of these takes on Love Island online, like I'm wondering how much is just like evil production, evil casting, even don't get me started on how I feel like they are so evil for casting Vanna. Like how much that in Huda's peak crash out,

I don't think they should have kept her. I'm happy she's here selfishly. I think you'll feel so differently. Like I'm hoping that it feels lighter. Huda is so healed. And I'm just like, yeah, and I was really on the like, get her help, get her out. No, I saw her for who she is. I'm not gonna lie, there's like...

There's... I do, I sympathize with her. With Huda? I'm a Huda apologist and I don't give a fuck. You know what? Period. I need you to just see it though, seriously. No, but I do, I'd show the spoiler.

Can I give you one spoiler? It's, it's fine. Fine, yes, yes. Ace, with his entire fucking chest in this episode, just said, and I'm 5'10", and I'm like, Ace, no, you're fucking not. What, you think he's littler? I think Ace is 5'6", max, max, max. It's really funny to imagine him as like 5'2".

He could be. There's like a podium he can hardly see over it. I will say, to attest to Huda's recent growth, when that guy was looking at her saying, you're dominated, like you're dominating or whatever, and she just walked away from the conversation, I thought that was fucking major, major laser. Anything yet, honestly, I need you to do it.

I need you to do it tonight if you love me. But in the commentary, I was like, damn, like there's some, I could see myself literally having an entire Love Island commentary podcast. No, but Tana and I, every single night in Hawaii, a full hour long breakdown of the episode in such great detail. I've been so passionate.

I think that's the only thing that gets me lit up. And I feel the same way about all my shows. I'm like, maybe I am Andy Cohen off of Tmoo. Like, I love that. Maybe it's all about reality television for me. Reality television commentary. So this is so funny. How did you just pull that up?

Will I like Taylor anymore in the next two episodes? Because I was very disheartened with his, does he just go back to a laundry though and she folds? I'm gonna be like, I don't like that. No. Do you really wanna know? No, you don't, but. I don't wanna know.

No. But I just like, oh my God. I am in like, I know these next two episodes are like so. But so, it's like almost my dream, I'm like jealous of you, that you get to sit and watch two back to back. I know, I do like that when I like hold them in and McCall and I just have like a serious watch party,

but I also have to go to bed early tonight. I'm supposed to crack two veneers out of my head at the top of tomorrow, sedated, like, and then carry on for the rest of my day preparing for Australia. I'm gonna show up and see that I've packed a fedora and a feather boa. Oof, but did you know that we only have 12 shows in Australia?

It's so funny because I feel that way that we only have 12 shows. Every single person in the industry that I've said we have 12 shows has looked at me and said, ooh, that's a lot. Really? I think, I just think in terms of outfits because most of our runs have been like

obviously more than that. Or maybe they haven't been, maybe I'm just delusional. I'm also excited for Australia for so many reasons. I've just never been and I've been so in my head and so like mentally unwell that I had a coming to today where I was literally like, I'm gonna be in Australia before the end of the week. Yeah.

Like never have I even thought about that. Like I knew it to be true, but I never actually was like, oh, shit, I'm going to Australia. I don't know what it is. I've been like very... I feel like I've been like very, um... dissociated. Mm-hmm.

Whatever the word would be. One of Makoa's birthday gifts to me was an aura ring, and I'm so excited to be monitoring my stress across tour. Just know that Amari's responsible for you not having your birthday gift for me yet. Aw. And by that, I mean he won't tell me what fucking size to get.

Yeah. And that means it has not been ordered yet. But just know I have a good idea. I also just love you and, like, you don't even have to. You know that. Of course I do. This gift was like 10 years of gifts too, if you really think about it.

It's exciting, it's fun to shop for you, I feel like, because you like, now that I'm like on the same kick, you know how I used to be like, no, designer's so stupid, everything's so stupid, now I'm like, the real real is like, fucking crack all day long. I'm trying to reverse that completely after touring places in Hawaii

and realizing that if I want to get any form of a place there, like I will have to drastically change my lifestyle. Do you know that I, so I walk into the condo that we're like staying at and it's two bedroom, two bath. It's 800 square feet. It's like beautiful. It's amazing. And I walk in, like after square feet. It's like beautiful, it's amazing.

And I walk in, like after we check in, just like the one that I had like rented to stay in. And I was like, this is so beautiful. This is like such a small amount of space. This is perfect for me. Like, no, I don't need, like I'm not an over consumption queen when I'm here. This is gonna be so perfect for me.

Like, oh my God, I need it, like whatever. And I look up the price of this condo and it's $4.7 million for an 800 square feet, two bedroom, two bath, like. On the sand. Yes, but like, I would just find a place that I love and like my boyfriend and the love of my life being from this place that I now want to like

transition my life to that it is more expensive than Los Angeles. I guess I kind of expected it to be that way because of, isn't that kind of why they get upset about people moving there? Because the people who already live there, it's made it so hard for everyone to afford a thing. Yes, and I've been literally doing so much research about moving to a place that helps.

I'm not saying that because of you, I'm just- No, but I, even just after getting to know all of McCoy's family and just hearing about all of the things, whether it's the fires in the Hina or just things that they've had to deal with with the way the hotels are and tourism. I only want to help. You know what I mean?

I know, I never, honestly I knew nothing about it until Amber Moser really is adamant about it and I had never even thought to that at all. Cause it's like, you would think, I guess for with a lot of places, you think tourism is a positive, but I think it's, I don't know. And there are certain aspects of it that aren't,

and it's just so wild. I like started looking in my budget. It's just, it's very funny. It is very, very, very funny. Have you cut back on Postmates or no? Yes. I didn't Postmate one time in Hawaii. Really?

Well, can you? Yeah, at all. But then last night I got home and ordered Prince Street pizza. Oh, I had a Prince Street last night. Oh, insane. It's like levitational. It's so good.

What did you get? I got, I get the Naughty Pie. Naughty Pie. With hot honey. Yeah, yeah. I'm like. I don't know why I'm talking like that. I want to all set. No, it's so good.

But yeah, for $700,000, I could get a 400 square foot studio with no kitchen and a hot plate. So I'm really, I'm excited. There has to be a happy medium. But although, isn't that crazy? $700,000 is like a very nice house in 90% of America. No, it's so wild that I've fallen in love with a life somewhere, truly, that it makes Los Angeles look like Delaware.

Like it's wild. But even just being with Mikola's family and just like spending so much time with his siblings and mom and dad and whatever. All of his siblings. Young, right? Young. 12 and like 14, 15. Yeah, that's, I mean, it's also, I feel like,

nice for him to be there for that time, you know? And I'm just like imagining my life play out there and it is like definitely something I want, but yeah, that means dialing back on everything. You know what I mean? You know what I was gonna tell you, though, we were just talking about the real real. I did the cutest thing for Paige's birthday. And I can talk about it because like her birthday passed,

I'm gonna give it to her in the next two days. Um, I went on Depop and I fucked up my whole algorithm for this, by the way. So that was like a serious thing for me. And I like, like found her all of these items that are so her. And like made this little like bag of all these items that I like individually like. Wait, how cute. Isn't that cute? I'm so excited to give it to her.

I'm obsessed with what Ashley did for your birthday. I have to give it to her. It's unreal. It's so good. I played for like eight hours straight the other day with the most insane questions. Like she made me a guess who board with everyone and like, oh And like, oh, my God, just how long it took. And like, whatever, just so sweet, I was sobbing.

But it was the funniest thing ever. We should do that for, like, a Patreon or something at some point, because, like, genuinely sitting there and being like, oh, my God, Trevi was just saying the funniest shit. I'm trying to think of any question Trevi asked that I could, like, air. Yeah, I was going to say of any question Trevi asked that I could like air.

Yeah, I was gonna say, if I know one thing about- Does this person have a bag of ketamine in their purse right now? And then I'd be like, no, my person does not have a bag of ketamine in their purse right now. And then I'd watch her flip down like nine people. Like, it's just like, it's not real. It was the funniest shit out. We were doing it for so long. It was great. There has been a break in the Poopa Trader case in my building. If you guys don't recall, I had a girl

who is basically smearing cat shit on the walls in the trash room and I snitched on her like the real Karen that I am. Okay, I sent the lengthiest email to who no longer works there. Thank God. But he said he issued her a warning and as you guys know, he also increased my rent just to throw something in there when I complained about it, okay?

And nothing ever got better. In fact, I would venture to say it got worse. Yeah. Okay? Still, and now it's like, I feel like I might have like fucking pissed her off or something because now all of a sudden it's like, it's like you're doing this so, so, so on purpose. Except the other day, I am walking into my hallway, just good vibes only, and I see a neighbor I've never seen before.

And I'm about to smile, I'm about to wave, until I see that she has a free-floating litter box in her hand. Okay? Fl- Waving it around like a flag. I have a photo. I'm gonna have Erin answer the photo. It's funny, put it in the photo.

She looks just like me. It could very well be you. Imagine it just me coming over and smearing cat shit on the walls of your apartment. But so I physically, my suspicions were true by the way. I had always just assumed that what she was doing was physically carrying the litter box to the trash room and trying to dump it down. By the way, the trash hole in my trash room is this big.

So like for her to like the litter box is significantly bigger than the hole, meaning there's no possible way to get all the litter through the hole, okay? This doesn't need to be that long of a story. I'm trying to get to the end. I see her with my own two eyes. So obviously, without any hesitation, I pull out my phone and I record her because she has one hand on the litter box, one hand on the phone, okay? So she just went in there and tried to execute this whole thing with one hand. So I take a video of her, I take a photo of her, and then I go right into the trash room

and I see the damage, okay? And I had just left some boxes in there that say my apartment number on them, loud and clear. She poured pissy lumps and shitty lumps atop my boxes, again validating anyone's thoughts that it might be me, me doing it. You think she has a vendetta against you? You think she has a fierce microbang? I am not, yeah maybe she's, maybe, maybe she was offended by me in some way, but, so I'm freaking out and I sent it straight to C*** again. We're gonna have to leap on my c***.

But, and this time I'm not as nice, okay, because I'm like, you either didn't warn her or she doesn't value your authority and you need to do something about this right now. And he sent me back a little sassy little email and now I... But it's crazy. It's like paying that much and someone just smearing s*** everywhere and there's no pay. That's exactly right. And so I thought, you know what, I'm going to take matters into my own hands. And thankfully, when I was picking up my boxes from the front

desk the other day, I noticed that on the desk, there was a note that said, two, we are going to miss you so much. And I thought to myself, this is the best news ever. He's leaving. And therefore, there is a gap. There's a lapse in time between and whoever is newly in authority. Therefore, I have printed her photo. I am, when I tell you it's gonna be on every wall in my building, fugitive, wanted, reward.

It is a diabolical thing to do, okay? And honestly, like, IEI would be just as diabolical. It's a biohazard. It's unsafe. Do you want to know something? I'm dead serious. Do you know that? Someone somewhere in a hazmat suit is rolling.

No, do you know that if you're pregnant, it's like actually like extremely, extremely toxic to be around cat litter, so you can't scoop cat litter or anything when you're pregnant. It's like really dangerous. No one should be doing that in an apartment building. Yeah, why is there pissy cat litter all over the carpet, all over the trash chute, all over the floor, all over her door handle,

all over probably her hands and feet. No, she's probably taking a bath in cat piss right now. And I think that you should get a guillotine. Well I offered her assistance I'm like I will give her her own bags. I will buy her a litter robot whatever. Whatever helps the greater good of my building. Yeah I agree. As I am a good Samaritan. I do agree like living in an apartment building if you're doing anything that's affecting the other people negatively you can't like do that.

Anyway, I'm not really gonna publicly humiliate her, but I thought about it. I mean, she's the poopatrader. And I think that- I'm just happy to have caught her. Here's what I'm gonna say. I'm excited to see what you do next. I wanna know what the cat looks like,

because if she does it one more time, I'm snatching that thing. Yeah, that's also fair. Like, how's their home? Because it's safe to assume that if you're that negligent with your litter, you might be that negligent as a parent in general. And I'm not mom shaming, but something to think about.

Wellness check, because if that was... Oh! Speaking of, did I tell you about this? There's no reason that I should have had that reaction for what I was about to tell you. But my final, not kidding getting my final note before he goes How the hell is it July and no one has made the person in take their Christmas tree down? Okay, now you're just now you're no no no no no no follow la la la la la la la la la

July some people spread the spirit year round. I'm worried, well I'm worried that they're, are they dead? Yes, I'm not, has anyone done a wellness check? Their Christmas lights are still on, it is July. It's not Christmas lights, it's a Christmas tree. You know what I'm hearing is a new calling for you. A building manager.

Imagine you just started fucking managing the building. Like, and like like weirdly kind of like a good passion project for you. Like you could exhaust some rule enforcing. What's it called when somebody's like a cop but like just on their own time? Oh, I know what you're saying. Freelance? No, it's like it's called something it's like... FUNZIES? I know what you're saying. Freelance? No, it's like, it's called something, it's like... I don't know. FUN-sies?

Like, they do like, citizens arrest, like, they're like... Yes, you should absolutely start citizen arresting the people of your building. No, yeah, I guess... No, buildings need managers like you. I guess I understand, like, maybe it's their, like, like, it's like ironic, and like, it's a decor choice, but like, I genuinely, every time I see it I'm like are they okay?

It's just Harry Jowsey doesn't he live in your building? He does. It's like Merry Christmas it's Christmas in Australia. Maybe that's what it is. I'm off duty. Yeah and you know what I get it I get it you work on the Pooper Trader, you let that fuck, you let Chris Kringle play. Do you think I'm being a Karen about the Christmas train?

Fuck yes. Really? But like- You can lie, first. No, it's not a Karen. Do you think, well now it's like, almost like keep it up, you know what I mean? Like it's almost time.

Yeah, like I think you're fun sucking. Really? Really? Because, well wait, like do you see it from your window? Does it bother you? You know what, I guess that does say more about me than I think it's my, like I'm embarrassed by. It makes me feel like my Christmas tree's not down.

You know? Just the same thing. There's like a, I don't know, okay. After this I promise to stop talking. Have you seen the new documentary on Netflix called The Poop Cruise? No! Well, like, anyway, like, the power goes out on the cruise,

there's a fire, whatever, everyone has to start shitting in bags and then it's all over the floor. I've heard about this, very funny, sorry, if that's the wrong take, seriously. I thought to myself, like, when it was finally coming into the dock and, like, there's thousands of news, helicopters and people waiting at the dock to see all these people be on that poop cruise,

I thought to myself, I would sooner stay on that poop cruise than walk off and have everyone know that I was on the poop cruise. Wait, why do I feel like the, I feel like you'd get off and you'd be like talking to Fox Fox. No. Like.

I'd be, because it's like, they know at that point that I have shit in the hallway. So that's what happened? People were just shitting in the hallway on the poop crew? I guess, yeah. Well, it was like, yeah, yeah. Like none of the toilets worked anymore and it got to a point where like since they didn't flush ever... It's so funny that Netflix just made a whole documentary about this. Poop crews, yeah. I actually will be watching that. I give you my word.

One girl was like, there was like a group of girls who were on their bachelorette party. But like what, like did anybody get harmed? Well it's like again, major biohazard. It's like a big petri dish like floating in the middle of the ocean. I guess that part is not good, but like how funny? Like I was like.

Like you can die from consuming human shit. Oh my God. That's not to say they were like consuming it on purpose, but like it was on the- Yeah I don't think they went from no toilet to human shit. Oh my God. That's not to say they were like, consuming it on purpose, but like, Yeah, I don't think they went from no toilet to human center. No, it was like, it was flooded, like, hidden shit on the floor of the cafeteria. And there's thousands of people on this cruise.

It's literally like, How long were they stuck on the cruise for? Eight days, I think, or nine days. It was supposed to be like three days. It was like fire festival. What a shitty situation. Literally a shitty situation. Okay, now tell me anything but all of that. Remember when we interviewed the guy from fire festival? Yeah, and he asked us to be the official correspondence for fire festival.

See that, that was a time. We Zoom called the fire festival guy. And then the second that we hung up, you just started talking mad shit about him. I think I need to add that to our live show. Because what do you mean by that? I mean, I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I up you just started talking mad shit about him. I think I need to add that to our live show because what do you mean? But he was so stupid. I still stand on that. I have a bad gauge for that. In the news this week, the Have I Got News for You podcast is back for another series. Brought to you by some of the team behind the show, we'll take you through the big stories podcast is back for another series. with our missing words round. Listen and subscribe to In the News this week, the Have I Got News for You podcasts wherever you get your podcasts. As I move forward in my journey of growth,

I've realized that there is something holding me back extremely from the person that I want to be and the person that I am now. Something that I am doing that no longer aligns with me. Vaping. We'll get to that. Oh. The other day, I put on a very cute outfit. I go to the beach and I'm wearing a red bikini.

I'm wearing a long white maxi skirt and lots of jewels. I think to myself, I'm going to take some photos right now, I'm gonna post them. I put two little stupid fucking braids in the front of my hair. I was like, yeah. And I really genuinely do take pride in the fact

that these days, I am no, I'm not editing my photos anywhere near the way that I used to. Like editing my butt is what I need to say. I'm not saying anything. I don't care if I need to stand there and suck into a way that feels like I'm never going to breathe air again. I'm going to do that and then be able to minimally edit my photo because I no longer want my Instagram to just be a misrepresentation of how I look.

However, I discovered this app called Beauty Up. You're late to Beauty Up? I've had Beauty Up for years. And the beauty of Beauty Up is that it is an app that can detach your background. So you are able, even just like small things, like you can, let's say like, like at this time, I think I still like spray tan coming off, right?

So like, I can just press like, add like a little slight smooth to all of my skin at once. It's a very quick versus like sitting there and smoothing all the bad areas of the tan. You can do that in one motion because it is like detecting your body, it's whatever. I use the app, I'm confident in the before and afters of these photographs.

Okay, I'm confident that in the before and afters of these photographs, I look very similar. Okay, and I post them to my grid that in the before and afters of these photographs, I look very similar, and I post them to my grid. I find it very funny that in one of the photos where I am posing on the beach that Makoa is in the background with his surfboard. So I decide to make the final slide of this photo dump,

a zoomed-in photo of Makoa. Now I happen to not see, I happen to miss the fact that Makoa has three hands! Makoa has three hands in the photo! Makoa has three hands! Three hands! When I sent that right to you, I said, my girl, you have some explaining to do. Because I looked at the photo so hard to try and identify where, what you could have been patching

that would have made that happen and I couldn't figure it out. So now I'm thankful that you explained that it was. AI had locked in the background but it had altered the background. And at first, too, I was like, damn, like, is his dick showing through his pants? Like, is this like, oh, he has like a third leg?

Like, period, yep, that's my king, you know what I mean? It's on his surfboard. Yeah, no, and then I scroll and I see that Makoa has three hands. But you know what, I will say, so funny. I like, I love stuff like that, cause it's like, like I think Kim Kardashian does that shit on purpose.

You know what, like, like to get more like, to get people talking. Cause I like, I obviously could have deleted this slide and then there was a part of me that was like, I'm just gonna leave this. And it's true and it's authentic to my story. But I almost think that like with where AI and like new apps have gone,

that it was almost better and more camp when I was just warping a wall. Like, what do you mean, Makola has pre-hamp? But I wouldn't say it was better. I'm afraid, I'm just afraid of what apps can do in general now. Like FaceApp was bad enough. The FaceApp, it's so crazy that like we've been doing that for four years, more than four years. Something new has happened. AI

influencers? Yeah. What the hell is that? AI influencers horrify me. It's so funny I keep seeing ones that like looking out just like me and I'm like oh my god they're coming for my job. They're getting me with the AI doctors explaining things like they got me to buy like this toenail cream. And it was a doctor. And it was a doctor. And like it took me like obviously until after I had bought it to realize that like it was a doctor that they had just like turned, they made her say these things and she's never

said those things. No, I fear I'm like turning into a millennial grandma who like believes AI. Oh, I 100% do. Are you kidding me? I saw a cat do a literal full twist off a diving board yesterday. I was like, is this real? Yeah. I don't like that. I can't wait for you to see tonight's episode. Oh my god.

I am so excited. I saw. I just loved it. I love Island. I actually like, like more so than I did today. I was like physically crying and I had to get up and like really wipe my face off. Okay. Because they were that mean to somebody. Okay.

We will come back with our commentary, and honestly, that's probably what our Australia episodes will be. These are AI creators. These are all fake, yeah. Like Lana Scolarro's coming for my job. I want to make an A-fans girl on AI. You know there would have been a time in my life where I was trying to date Darren Till.

Like, what the fuck? No, I think you were more Ben Morris. Get that the fuck out of here. I don't know, my wisdom tooth is impacted. You still don't have toenails? You still don't have toenails? I still, my toenails are, they're brutal. That's what I'm doing, I'm fixing all of this.

I can't believe I have to crack veneers out of my head tomorrow. I still, my toenails are, they're brutal. That's what I'm doing. I'm fixing all of this. I can't believe I have to crack veneers out of my head tomorrow. I know. What is that about? Well, it's hard for me to talk about without saying I'm slanderous. Yeah. But I found out that some of my veneers have been put in with temporary cement. I mean, you would just think that that's something that you would know upon them being put in with temporary cement. And you would just think that that's something that you would know upon them being put in

with temporary cement. Sometimes I, and I'm not saying you do this, but sometimes I hear things and don't hear them. I'm like, yep, sounds right, do it. Yeah, no, no, no, cause I'm so like aware of just, yeah. It's crazy, like, cause I have to go to Vegas, the third through the fifth. So like I only have tomorrow and the next day

to prepare for Australia. And I have like 50,000 things to do and I'm very nervous, but I'm gonna get it done. I have to turn into a person again. I gotta get the hair out of my head, get my fake toenail put on, get two veneers cracked in and out, figure out if my wisdom tooth is too impacted

to make it all the way through Australia. I might literally have to get it out there if it keeps acting up. I need to get my toenails like permanently installed. I think by your girl maybe because I've been doing it myself. Yeah. And it's not safe out here. I've been losing toenails in public. Oh, wow. Oh my God, in college, like when it first went down, I got home one day and I had it, my toenail was gone.

I was like, oh, it's in somebody's, it's in his bed. Yeah, yeah. My entire big toenail is in his bed and he's gonna find it. I was thinking about this the other day, like the fact that I met Nicole with this having happened to my toenail, and I had white nail polish that had grown out

to halfway through my toe, and then I had, I painted hot pink on top of it that was now chipping, so it was like pink and white, and then my toenail underneath had turned green. And I remember one of the first times I was having sex with Makoa, like, I somehow was looking at my toes, right? And I looked at my toenail.

It was like white and pink and green. And I was like, oh my God, this man. Like, it's... The color combo. It was just like, it was Glinda and Elphabaaba and he was still trying to hit, which was cool. I love that for him. You know. But I love that for both of you really.

Yeah, it's good. It's nice. I'm trying to figure out the stories that I want to tell on stage because the last time I was in Australia, I was a certifiably insane person. That was the time that I tried to rip up someone's passport so they couldn't go back to America. And I'm debating if I want to tell that story. Really good one.

It's one of my favorites. I'm thinking about how Jordan broke my Louis Vuitton backpack out there and just the way I acted about that. I still kind of stand on that one. Shoeys, like you have to do a shoey. I'm not doing anyone's shoey. I will. Sorry, I don't like, I will with like a Diet Coke.

Like I think we have, you don't understand, like the crowd like starts, like they like demand it. Like it's like, we're not getting out of there without doing a shoey. So maybe we like get a new pair of shoes. Yeah. And then like bring it to the venue and bring them out on stage. And then that's how we do our shoeys. I used to do them just out of stranger shoes. Yeah. And then like bring it to the venue and bring them out on stage.

And then that's how we do our shoeys. I used to do them just out of stranger shoes. Who the hell's idea was that? Like why would they make that their thing? That's weird. I know it is very interesting but it's I think that the girlies need to see it. Us do a shoey maybe at every show. So, yeah, I don't know. I am, like, very excited to go into this and it just be, like, our last crazy hurrah. Me too. I think this overall, too, will just be easier than Europe,

and the vibes will be higher. Mm-hmm. You know? No customs. Really? Well, once we go through it. Oh, I guess I didn't even really think about that. Customs was the bane of my existence on that tour, as you can tell.

Everyone's mad at Alicia Marie for her reaction. Why am I doing this? For her reaction to... Mariah and Heath's pregnancy announcement. How did she react? I saw the video. She said, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? And people like are mad at her for that.

Oh brother. And it's like so funny, cause Matt King had the same reaction. I'm like, are y'all just reacting this way because she's a woman? Of course. And also like, that's exciting. That's what you say when you're like,

oh my God, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Yeah. And like, what is this 2010? And she's still a DIY YouTuber. Like she's friends with Lana Del Rey. You think what the fuck is the worst thing they're saying? What does Lana have to do with that?

Like, she doesn't say bad things? You don't think Lana Del Rey talks about a Coke spoon now and again? She sold them at one point. I stand with Alicia. Well, yeah, I just like saw that today and I was like, that's wild. When something like that happens, I'm like, there's no way people are really mad about that. Jeff Bezos' wedding. I'm afraid to comment on that, because I'm like, there's no way people are really mad about that. Jeff Bezos' wedding?

I'm afraid to comment on that, because I don't think I know why people are so upset, and I think that that says something bad. Well, he just, like, I think, like, the state of the world and everything, people are upset, obviously, because he's, like, renting out Italy. Yeah, I think for me, I've never seen so many, like, rich-ass people dressed so poorly, dress so horri-

It was just a really like truthfully kind of a tacky wedding. I think that's really the big takeaway. I mean obviously there's a lot to be said about like billionaires and why they shouldn't exist but I'm really concerned about like why why it looked so inexpensive. Even just like Lauren Sanchez's like dress. Like I was just like, I didn't think her dress was that bad. I thought me either, but I guess it's like, yeah, if I was wearing, if I was marrying Jeff Bezos,

I would skin that bald head and wear it. It's fine when he's bald. One of our options right now for a fucking podcast topic, and Devon, this is no shade to you, you are doing your job, you are getting paid, that is literally, you a period king. Matter of fact, thank you, give me five more like it, right? But one of our options right now to podcast about is that Kylie Jenner has finally followed

Timothee Chalamet on Instagram. I don't give a damn. There's no way. Jenner has finally followed Timothee Chalamet on Instagram. I don't give a damn. There's no way. And like, I can't stress this enough. I could sit here for an hour trying to muster up something to think about it and I think the only thing I could come to after one full hour of thinking is cool.

Cool. Who gives a fuck? Sorry, Erin. I love Timothy. Because you know what it is, too? Imagine the freedom of, and I think I used to thrive like this so much with my YouTube channel because like I'm just, I am the way I am. You know, I'm like a night owl, right?

Like I used to get a creative spike of inspiration at 1.30 in the morning. I would venture to say that yours is probably at 7.30 in the morning. I would venture to say that yours is probably at 7.30 in the morning, okay? But then to turn on an individual camera and discuss the spike of inspiration at that time versus driving to this studio filled with demons, ghosts, goblins and ghouls and lack of an air conditioning unit and then having lots of passion.

It's actually a great studio. It's a great studio. And then Kylie Jenner followed Timothy Bucket, Bucket, Jollibee on Bucket Instagram. We're going to get through this. We are. Kylie Jenner followed Timothy. No, I mean, like, that's good. No, I don't give a... And I love them.

They're Facebook official. Yeah, I was, you know, I was thinking like, that's good. No, I don't give a... And I love them. They're Facebook official. Yeah. I was, you know, I was thinking about that the other day. Here, okay, I've had a thought. This is cool. We're getting somewhere. But, like, do you remember how, like, groundbreaking that was to change your shit to, like, it's complicated or, like... Yeah, it was so exciting.

I still think often about, like, top 10, top 8. Uh-huh. Were you a MySpace girl or were you... Yes, more than anything. Oh, God, I miss it. It's funny, because Makova's little sister is, like, she, top eight. Uh-huh. Were you a MySpace girl or were you? Yes, more than anything. Oh, god, I miss it. It's funny because Makola's little sister is like, she's on TikTok. And Makola and I have just been talking about how much we,

like, don't want that for her. You know what I mean? And like, she loves me so much and I love her so much. But I obviously do not have any desire for this sweet angel to see my entire discography. And she, like, the other day, she was like, I saw a video of you with pink hair. And I was like, how far have you gone? Like, oh, no, oh, no. But I'm also thinking about the fact that like that just is this generation. And like, you

could have told me that like, all of my family was going to die if I didn't delete my MySpace. And I would have said, check out this HTML code. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you can't stop. But it's just, we didn't have what they have. Obviously, honestly it was probably darker, a little bit darker for us, because the internet was just a dark place. But I think about just the videos that I had to watch.

I have the same videos that I watched a million, the amount of times I watched Miley Cyrus sing the national anthem backstage, like somewhere. And I just would, I would make everyone in my family members watch it. I was like, she is so talented. And Makoa was even saying this the other day where he was like, at one point we used YouTube

to open it and search for a specific video, like Charlie bit my finger. And then we would like rewatch that like a bunch of times and now what do we use YouTube for now we open up our recommended oh I guess yeah but I still go in there searching for things yes as a searching tool when you're trying to consume like YouTube content you like see at least I do like my favorite creators are what's recommended you know I mean like it just, it's all so much. And it's so crazy, cause like I'm trying to think about

like by the time I have kids, like how God awful it's going to be. No, I'm already, I'm not even over Waymo. Like what the hell are they gonna have any- Did you watch that show, Adolescents, on Netflix? I still, again, I still haven't gotten through the last episode. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

But just seeing that, like seeing much Andrew Tate's content, like the red pill of it all is affecting this generation of boys, I'm just like, oh my god. I told you, I met that little baby, baby girl in New York, and she was like, will you follow me back? And I'm like, oh my god, of course. I followed her back in the things that she's posting. I'm not kidding, I thought she was eight.

Like I met her in person, I thought she was eight. Oh my God, her at has like fucking it. Like she's, I'm like, oh my God. I literally was like, every day she posts something, I send it to Bibi, I'm like. Like even just like, Nicole's little sister was like making a joke to me that she was like dressing up. I got her a Labooboo, so I am a part of the problem.

But she was dressing up her Labooboo like Ice Spice. So she was gonna name her Labooboo T-Mu Ice Spice. And I was like laughing so hard at that. I was like, that's so funny. But then I'm like, how do you know that? Yes, like the brain rot TikTok thing that I as a 27 year old think are funny, you think are funny.

And like, we are like consuming the same thing, so then is that regressing us so much as like, about to be 30 year olds, that like we're consuming hee hee ha ha's for like, or is it making them grow up too fast? Like you get what I'm trying to say. I do, I do. And like my space and Facebook and stuff,

it's still always like scary, but it was just different. It was like you had like your friends and stuff, it wasn't like this like dope. Yeah, you it was just different. It was like you had your friends and stuff. It wasn't like this dope. Yeah, you're right. And fingertips on the whole world. It's like, yeah, you can access anyone at any time. I think about that with celebrities too. I was just telling someone how I used to,

Miley, I'm safe. I'm not a risk to you, but I used to try so hard. I would Google her address, anything I could do to find the Miley Cyrus' address so that I could write her a letter. And I would, I would write her letters. And now you can DM absolutely anyone. Like I keep, I'm watching all these shows

and I'm like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with this person. I follow them and they follow you back immediately. You're like, oh my God. Oh yeah. That's a fame though. No, no. Because it's like Fraser from below deck like doesn't know who I am.

Okay, I didn't know you were going niche, niche like that. But he's the biggest celebrity in the world to me, Fraser, I love you. I could see you genuinely having a reality show commentary that I would love to join you on any season of Love Island. It's so good. I'm gonna get into Big Brother. I can't believe we missed our opportunity to go on the below deck charter. And I'm considering doing that as like...

Why don't we just get a boat, bring Jayrod and save 30k? Because Frazer needs to be... We need a chief stew. Let's call Frazer. Let's make chief stew. Frazer. Frazer. And have a below deck at home.

No, it's so important. We have to have Captain Lee, although I think he might have retired now. I think it's Captain Carrie. He's coming back for us. I'll put on a hat and a hat. Hey, no, it's important. The whole operation is important. It's not a normal boat charter.

Like, it's top of the line. This has been so fun. We love you guys so much and we thank you so much for your love and to all of those people with opinions. Hell yeah, dude. You keep them coming, but you only got five more episodes left to do it all. Don't tell them that. I feel like they'll really hit the ground running. Yeah, I guess that's true.

It's just we are in a countdown to the end of a beautiful, arguably like the most amazing and pivotal chapter of my life. Um, and yeah, I'm excited for Australia, Canada. I love you. We had good intentions. We really did. And never say never, you know what I mean? Never say never. Truly never say never with anything, but I'm just so excited to see where we go and where we grow. And yeah, we love you guys so much. And we will for now.

Is it earthquakeing? Talk to you. Are we having an earthquake? Why do we both think that? Well, I thought that because you thought that. I felt it, I swear. I was at 3.4. We love you guys.

For now, we are still able to say that we will talk to you in the next episode of the Canceled Podcast, which will be in Australia. Or with Trevi, I don't know when the fuck these are coming out or how they're coming out, but I love you guys so much.