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Hello and welcome back to the Canceled Podcast.
Who's supposed to join you?
No, today we have the fabulous Trevi Moran on as a guest.
Hi!
And I'm so happy to have you.
I'm so happy. Same. We've never done like a full gig and a gag. Hi. And I'm so happy to have you. I'm so happy. Same.
We've never done like a full gig and a gag.
Have we never?
No, I guess yeah.
You always, you came on with?
No, I've been on, okay,
so it was the one where we were talking about
the Trans Day of Visibility, Instagram verified,
paying swipe.
Oh yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, what a time.
It was the one where I came on in like that neck to toe, like sparkly
boohoo dress, and that was just trannylicious to the max.
And then there was one where I came on like a Gia like tube top.
But it's all been in like 10 minute increments.
You also remembering it in outfits is the most like me coded shit ever.
I'm always trying to explain something to Mako
and I was like, and I had the blue corset on
and he's like, I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
Well, I'm so excited that you're here for a full episode.
Oh, our embarrassing drunk night at the VMAs.
Look at it.
Oh, but you look fabulous.
That hair color's everything, I guess.
It just wasn't like natural.
Like I wanted to give Gingy, like ginger boots
and that just gave like you die.
You die every four weeks.
Come on.
That's true, that's not going to happen.
That is splat hair dye.
But you've nailed it now, it looks amazing.
Thanks, I mean, I don't do it, but.
Carlos does, and we love.
Carlos does, and we love.
Well so, I mean, shit.
I like love just having a friend on and having no plan
and like just rolling with the punches.
Like there's something so different about interviewing
someone versus just like getting to have a cute team.
I know, I wasn't mean for it, I'll tell you that much.
No yeah, and don't interview me
because I'll already talk about myself enough, I promise.
What the fuck is going on?
What's our current events?
Yeah, what is like going on?
It's hard because-
Jojo is Joelle.
Jojo is Joelle. Jojo is Joelle.
Right.
And I mean, I'm all for like switching things up.
Like I really threw a couple of people for a loop.
Yeah, I think people live their truth.
They live in different eras.
And Joelle is the de-bo-ification is what it sounds like.
Yeah, you're right, she is de-bo-ifying.
I love de-bo-ifying.
Yeah, which is very important.
It's hard, I think, you know why I think
I'm detesting it mentally?
Is because to me, I'm like, if you were going by Joelle,
you would be almost, and maybe I'm gonna get in trouble
for saying this, but acting like Joelle.
Like to me, I think cheating on Big Brother is very JoJo.
Really? I forgot about that part.
I haven't gotten too deep into the lore.
Like to me, Joelle would mean she has the shadow root
and a farm and you know.
You just want everyone to be a clean girl, don't you?
Yeah.
No, I really do live for the rebrand though. No, I mean, I'll never be a clean girl don't you? Yeah I really do live for the rebrand though. No I mean I'll never be a clean girl as hard as I try and I feel like
Joelle is like just like put your hair let your hair down. Have I met anybody? Like no more
scalp trauma no more slick back no more traction alopecia. I know but to me Joelle just
I have that. You have alopecia? I have traction alopecia. I have. Did you say come on puff like Jordan Morrone's dog?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Aw.
It's not to be joked about.
I know that.
But what is the T?
Basically if you just do too many tight ponytails,
you get like traction alopecia.
Oh, well isn't that what Joelle has?
Yeah, so that's where it came from.
Where everyone was like making fun of her hairline
at one point, remember?
Oh shit, yeah I do do remember that that's not fair
That is and she has just like been through a lot of unnecessary
Things so I'm trying to give her like so much grace
I'm you know what I watched her on special forces, and I'm like love so so differently. What is that? She's amazing
it's like a like a
basically like Navy SEAL training show where they do like the most extreme things ever and it's
seal training show where they do like the most extreme things ever and it's miserable and horrible and she was like but then it's like black China and Tom
Sandoval like scaling a wall in three degree weather and if they're all like
very committed to their craft yeah cuz they come I feel like people kind of go
on it almost for a rebrand like just show a different side of them like I
would argue to say most people who went on special forces are kind of like you
what do they win their career career back? Nothing. It's all for pride.
Honestly though, Tom Sandoval went on Traders and people love him again.
Okay, I didn't watch that one.
Oh, you'll love it. Are you in reality TV at all?
Like, no, not really. The only time I ever got back in reality TV was for the Love Island, like the recent season.
Well, it's people from a bunch of different shows, but Traders is just good.
It's very like themed.
It's like, what's his name?
Alan, Alan Cummings?
Alan Cummings.
Oh, Alan Cummings.
He's in Gym Crazy.
And it's just so, yeah, everything's fabulous.
And I think you would love it, but Tom Sandoval,
like obviously he was just like such a villain.
Everybody hated him so much after the whole situation.
And he went on that and he's just so goofy and stupid
on the show that everyone just feels bad for him
and they were all like, we love him.
And everyone also loved Wendy, right?
Yeah, oh yes, but that's so valid.
I've been watching Overcompensating this past week.
I started it.
What is it?
Well, it's so cool because Benito Skinner,
like Benny drama, you'd like Drama, you know his skits,
remember when he was doing all those skits
with Kourtney Kardashian and being so funny,
and he's just a talented comedian and writer, really.
And he just released the show,
and it's all about him going into college,
but being gay and in the closet still,
and just showing how everyone's overcompensating
to be something that they're not.
And they're just crazy.
Lottie Moss is weirdly in it.
I just found out today, Charlie X-X is in an episode.
And it's just very, I don't know, it's very funny.
At first I kinda thought it was a little bit corny,
but then it gets better.
I did see what it's like camp,
and then you realize that you have to adjust to the vibe.
What I find to be fabulous about that show
is that it is that like it seems
that major studios are like recognizing what can come from digital talent and
it's like such a major success and I think that's just gonna open so many
doors for so many amazing like writers and you know anybody that's like funny
and puts themselves out there on social media. And I get what you're saying like so many people being deemed by the overcast of being an influencer
So like not getting cast for things or you know like taking serious
I kind of think those days are like over what days of like influencers not being taken seriously in like the yeah
Like I think society that just came out adults
Okay, has like Jack and on it. Okay, Jack and Onnion.
Yeah, I don't know, I say In-N-In and Owen Thiel.
What's it called?
Adults.
I need, I just think he's so funny.
I've heard amazing things about it,
I need to watch it all the way through,
but I just know Owen, I'm obsessed with Owen,
but they're influencers.
Yeah, that's so good.
And just like funny, like TikTokers.
Jack was like a, he did did like he was acting on TikTok.
So funny. So funny.
Yeah, I remember sliding in, trying, failing.
Me too.
I actually did too.
What a niche funny thing for all of us to have tried to slide in on Jack and not have been failing.
Duh, look at him. Anyway, um.
He kind of looks like Aaron.
Huh?
You're hot.
Um.
Yeah, literally, we all did.
That's so funny.
We all slid in.
I wonder how many other people
we've all slid in the DMs of.
Ooh, I love this game.
Probably so many.
Anyone with a mustache like that,
I've slid in, you just can assume.
You got that thing on them.
That caterpillar.
You know who I slid in on,
like literally every single member of those bananas?
Who are the bananas? The baseball players? Savannah bananas? Wait, that caterpillar. You know who I split in on, like literally every single member of those bananas? Who are the bananas?
The baseball players?
Savannah bananas?
Wait, that's a team name?
Yes, and they do lip syncing TikToks in the stadium.
Oh yeah, and they're like singing
Ordinary Running to the Fields.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's amazing.
It happens.
I really wanna talk about Labooboos.
I just talked about this of mine. I don't understand.
That's valid.
I'll tell you what I'm gathering from it.
Well, pretty much how I handle everything in life is like,
does everybody else do it? Like then I'll do it.
Right.
I'm very much like my friends jumped off a cliff.
So I jumped off a cliff.
Yeah.
I saw everybody get it. Like there was a hype.
So now I'm obsessed.
Yeah, but is that not everything that's wrong with society?
Yeah, of course, of course.
Like 1000%, and I love the self-awareness,
that's major T, but I just am thinking of like,
I was at that Gentle Monster event,
and like there were A-list like influencers
with millions of dollars,
mind you, there's little boooboos hanging off Birkins.
I know, I was saying that like.
It's camp.
But I had it on this bag and I was just like,
damn, this is actually depreciating the look of like my bag.
By the time this comes out,
no one knows what Labooboos are.
I know.
And it's crazy, I opened up TikTok shop the other day
and I'm like, I love TikTok shop for just like, random things, like a good neck pillow,
like you know what I mean?
And I'm scrolling and every single item is backpack
for Labooboo with mini Labooboo in backpack.
Labooboo.
And then Labooboo hanging off the mini Labooboo.
Like just like Labooboo,
and I'm like, people are actually making like,
I'm about to start a Labooboo side business.
Yeah, I have a friend who owns a Labooboo store. Yeah, and it's so smart. It's genius like an actual store
We'll start it. She was a sunny angel business and now she's dabbling in little boo-boos Wow
I think I have two little foo-foos, but wait that's another that's an actual thing. Yeah, just fake little boo-boos
Oh like a lot of them are fake. Like a fjord or like a like putting like, like, foe, it got it. Yeah, like a Walmart Birkin.
Um.
A Birkin.
A Birkin.
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first I was like behind it, but the more I see I'm like it's every three videos on my TikTok. Like
even Ashley and Mario just went and they did this for content. So I'm not talking shit about
them doing this. Like they went and did it for a vlog, which I think is so smart, obviously capitalizing.
But they went to, like people were camping
outside of the Century City pop mart.
Like I was there yesterday and it was crazy.
Like people, it was all day,
but like they round the fucking all of Beverly Hills.
They camped for like 12 hours,
like 6 p.m. to like the next day, like 9 a.m., so longer.
And like, they made videos of it,
which is like great and whatever,
but I'm thinking there are so many people in this line
that are just doing it for no,
like they just want a Labooboo that bad.
I'm so confused, are you allowed to get,
how many are you allowed to buy?
The only like, I think it's like four per person.
So they can't, all that time,
and they could have just gone on eBay?
I guess, but then it's because they they like there's secret labooboos
We're only like one in every 72 is this special kind and it can be resold for so much money
And then there's the big labooboos. I forget what they're called the giant ones like the big big
Is this like the gays and days bit going
Whoa, like is this gonna be like real estate like our are like or is this like the gays and thays Bitcoin? Whoa. Like is this gonna be like real estate?
Like are like, or is this like the gays and thays?
No I think this is like, not Bitcoin,
I think this is like NFT.
Pokemon card?
Oh card?
NFTs is so real.
Like cause it is like.
When they're gonna be worth nothing,
like everyone's spending all this money
and it's like, your Lafoofoo is good for nothing.
Yeah, I mean this is just giving me like,
Webkin's tease.
Like, oh my god. I know, I just think like like, Webkin's tees.
Oh my god.
I know, I just think, you know what it is,
I think Rihanna just had one.
And everyone was like, oh obviously we all need these.
And now I'm like, I have a meeting
with like a bag charm manufacturer this week
because I'm like how the fuck do I capitalize on this?
But bag charms aren't going away.
They've been around long before LeBoubous.
But if you think about it,
a LeBoubou is just like a bag charm.
Like theoretically like all. That's what I'm saying, it's not a bad idea to take the meeting. Yeah, but I'm about it, a la boo boo is just a bag charm. Theoretically, all-
I'm saying it's not a bad idea to take the meeting.
Yeah, but I'm saying I wanna make my own
and then seed it into celebrities and do my best
because that's all that happened here.
But it is also just sad.
I feel like we are at this consumerism height.
I have an idea.
What if it was a a chain hanging off like your bag,
but it was like to hold your vape?
I think a little, I was talking about that,
a vape holder, a joint holder or something,
but it would have to be like a little creature, I think,
due to something's wrong.
I've been having a lot of disappointment
because I've been having a lot of like,
golden shark tank ideas where I'm like,
oh my God, I'm about to be a billionaire,
and then I'll just look it up online and it exists
Can you tell me one of them one of them like specifically? I've been carrying like big hobo bags a lot
Uh-huh and like also specifically when I'm wearing a jacket if I like and walking down the street
It just slides off my arm all day long
Yeah, I wanted like a little rubber thing here to like make it so that it doesn't yeah, like just so exists
And but I was telling everyone and they were like you are a genius literally
It's gonna be amazing. And I feel like that is on Amazon. I love shark tank though
Yeah, I watched on the airplane recently
That's it. You know that I heard so, you know how like Shark Tank turned down Ring or whatever and then Ring became
this multi-billion dollar company?
The guy, my boyfriend was showing me,
next to his parents' house, the guy who owns Ring
bought an entire neighborhood, like an entire gated
community of like multi, multi-million dollar houses
and it just put up all his friends in there.
So it's just like, the whole neighborhood
is just like his people that he made.
That's my goal.
That's the dream, I know that's your goal.
You love to take care of your people.
Right?
That's my codependency, I would live.
But isn't that cool?
Who would you guys put on your compound?
Oh my God.
Or in your neighborhood?
I would make you my next door neighbor.
Yeah.
And who's closest?
Who's sharing a wall?
Like who's?
I don't think we could share a wall,
but we could share a neighborhood.
No, I'm saying who's right next door?
And who's a few steps down the street?
Uh-huh. Oh my god, this is hard.
This is so hard.
Trevi's next door to me, I think.
I feel like you'd want maybe a few steps down the street.
Maybe get a bunch like specific limes.
Lime.
I love liming.
Did you just sing lime in the tone of Bozzy's mind?
Yeah, it's in our Mexico video.
Doot, doot, doot, doot.
That's where we're at.
Now where's Bozzy these days?
I don't know.
At the Roxy.
Oh my God, I was texting this girl the other day
to collab on OnlyFans,
and then I made a group chat with her boyfriend,
and then her boyfriend is like,
I have the perfect location for you guys to shoot.
I'm like, okay, and he sends photos,
and it's just the Roxy.
Who is it?
Who's the girl?
Young Gravy and Ari Kitsia.
But I was just like, what do I guess if only pants is for?
like a male fantasy like being in like a
Dive like it does kind of work like we're like playing pool or whatever
But I also just like ought to be an easier way to find a pool table. Yeah
Where was I just at the head of pool table? Oh?
No, but what if you just did what if you rented out Barney's?
That would be so c***.
Oh, like a Barney's Beanery homage.
But then I'd have to get all the Barney's wrath.
Hole on table, like rent it out just you and a crew.
It would work.
Licking the bean-ery.
Licking the bean-ery.
Honestly, that's everything for someone.
But I feel like that's almost like
Tari Yummy needs to rent out Barney's Beanery and do a photo shoot, you know? She probably already has. Honestly, that's everything for someone. But I feel like that's almost like Tarry Yummy
needs to rent out Barney's Meannery
and do a photo shoot, you know?
Like.
Probably already has.
Yeah, because that's so iconic.
I don't know.
Doing OF today, I was literally sweating.
I was like, I can't believe I used to just do this
all the time.
Try being an influencer for a day.
I know.
Try being an influencer for a day.
I know.
It really is.
Like, we were talking about this on stage,
but arching your back and just like, even like I walked out in the lingerie, I was, it really is, like, we were talking about this on stage, but like, arching your back,
and like, just like, even like I walked out in the lingerie,
I was shooting it, and Nicole was like,
I've never seen this, and I was like, oh, I'm the worst.
Cause like, are you ever like, I'm never,
I've never like, unironically worn lingerie though,
but I wish I was the type, I kind of feel like lingerie's
one of those people, or things that if you don't like,
implement it early on, like you never can.
It's never gonna come back and it's gonna be weird.
Yeah, if I just spontaneously popped out in lingerie,
I think my boyfriend would be like, what?
He's like, take off your clothes.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like one of those things,
you have to be in the rhythm of the comfortability of it,
otherwise if you just fuck around and do it once,
you're like, why the fuck do I have this on?
Well, I almost think I might be too comfortable
to where I could never take myself seriously
Cuz I want to be like
How do you just like come out of the bathroom and you're just like
Right, I've never yeah logistics like am I laying there my what if it takes them long a long time to come
I don't know. I honestly agree and I've never like oh
My god one time when I was dating like Valentine's Day and I've never like, oh my God, one time when I was dating B****, it was like Valentine's Day
and I had on this crazy lingerie,
like garb, like latex, fucking,
looking back, like scary, like garb.
And he like, he walked out
and I remember he was like scared.
Like, and I think, I think I like said something
or I don't even remember, I don't know what happened.
Was this at home?
Yes. And then it was just like super,
I think he like couldn't get hard for a second.
I was like, what's wrong?
And he was like, I'm just nervous.
Like I wasn't expecting this.
Like I actually scared the man.
No, that's scary.
Like you put too much pressure on him too fast.
Yeah, it's just so much.
You know what else I was talking about the other day
with like found funny we've never podcasted about.
You were talking about with ****?
No, talking about, yeah I said that, but that's not.
Yeah, got it.
No, I was just talking about this.
Just clarify, I'm being your publicist.
I was talking about how when I broke up with him, and mind you, for cheating on me, like,
I break up with him, and in his final exit days, he aired me the fuck out.
Like I remember he went to like like I'm gonna bleep this name
But he goes to like Tana thinks you are so fucking stupid
Like she talks shit about your work ethic all the fucking time like you like you can't get it together like on his way out
He told everybody I think he even came to me
Actable like not respectable but like such a funny thing to do like I would love to do that to somebody
Yeah, that's he's like if I'm on if I'm on my way out
I'm just gonna air everybody out and it's like obviously your wrong. He's like, if I'm on my way out, I'm just going to air everybody out.
And it's like, obviously, your boyfriend hears everything that you feel about everyone every time.
You know what I mean?
I was just like, damn.
Like, not only did he cheat, but on his way out.
I think he DM'd me that.
And you, right?
I think he just told me that you thought I was an alcoholic, and I said, big whoop.
I just went to like, rack my brain, because I'm like, I know someone's done that to me before, and I said big whoop. I just went to like rock my brain
because I'm like I know someone's done that to me before
and I'm like was it him?
I don't think it was because we weren't close
during that time.
That was done in like 2018, 2019.
I really have like, I mean obviously you know,
just all of the people I've dated are so nuts.
Like I'm imagining if like Makoa doing something like that.
And he would never.
You know what I mean?
I'm glad I thought about that because I'm like somebody did that.
What do you think made the switch of like going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, and then just like
because obviously throughout that entire time you could land on like a mentally sane man. And I did, there were a few where I like, I did.
Like just that I feel like I would like
just be like this guy's so boring.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
I'm saying that like even if you did get in those situations
with these like so-called mentally sane men,
like what do you think it was about like accepting that?
Cause I have that same problem that I'm just
now like trying to get over where it's like I don't want to go after somebody
who I almost feel like is gonna like instantly like shower me and like
niceness and love it's like I almost love like a chase moment. Where did you
like find that like I guess for both of you that like landing on like the same one?
I do feel like Makoa is like special to this scenario because he's also very interesting. Yeah
I know he is like and just like
Yeah, a lot of them were like too boring and too nice
Like you got to have some grit for me to like like you but I think there's a difference in like some grit
Versus like this man just doesn't care if I live or die
Yeah, and that's what it was. I think I's a difference in like some grit versus like this man just doesn't care if I live or die
Yeah, and that's what it was. I think I really realized like damn. I do want to like
progress Like I just eventually it's like it's like drug use. It's like alcohol use you keep dating those fucking shitty men and like yeah
but I know what you're saying though cuz like like honestly we talked about it in real time on this podcast cuz like miles for example
he's not uninteresting, but instantly I was off put by how easy it was
and how nice he was.
Right, and then I question it
when I'm in scenarios like that,
because it's like, why is this so easy?
I was trying to find every way to sabotage it,
literally ever, because it was like that,
it just felt so unnatural to me for somebody
to just actually be interested and actually be nice
and actually do the things I wanted them to do. In city too. And like I needed like the push and pull. And
so it took her being like, Brooke, like give it a fair chance. Like do not blow it off
over something stupid. I was like, I was convincing myself so hard. I kept going, he won't get
on a horse. And I just know that like the man who I'm going to marry is going to get
on a horse. That's so funny like that is because I remember actually having to
like look at you and like you're saying that and I'm like okay but what what is the deeper meaning here?
It's not natural especially when you're used to like putting yourself in situations with guys like that who are so awful
that's probably why I was it just felt literally wrong and then like the second I like leaned in it's like I spent just
enough time with him where I was like oh now I can't I don't want to get out of this ever. Yeah. And I think
that like chaos we talked about this recently briefly on an episode but a
chaos is a coping mechanism but also be like choosing choosing somebody where
you know the capacity of how they're probably going to hurt you is safer than truly
vulnerably falling and like giving somebody all the millions of ways to
actually hurt you and hold your whole heart and like drop it you know like
it's I think that for so long I would choose people that I subconsciously to
like not even like actively I was subconsciously choosing someone who I
had to like chase and beg for them to love me because that was like what I knew from my childhood and what was like and it felt safer to me
because I know how I'm going to get hurt yeah you know like versus with Nicole
like right now if that man did fucking wizard Liz my ass I would fucking oh my
god like yeah a little bit that's just yeah yeah that's just what's not says
that you never fully know and you have to kind of accept that
that like real loving and trusting is always gonna be like a gamble but
Life is short. I mean our coping mechanisms might be a little bit different, but like I I don't have a problem with vulnerability or like
Speaking my truth or like my emotions or anything. I think I just have a problem with like cool girling
too hard and like being afraid of being vulnerable
because I feel like when I am vulnerable
is when things fail.
Well that's like a natural, yeah that's natural
to feel that way but I think it's better.
Paige made a TikTok about this where she was like,
I spent so
much of my fucking life being the cool girl and like the chill girl and it's and it's so real
like it's it's so real because it's like you want this person to like you and you want to be so cool
but I think that the like matter of fact like the truth of the matter is like if they're gonna
fucking like you they're gonna like you no matter what you You know what I mean? For all of you. And like, call people out.
Crash the fuck out.
Like demand what you want, you know?
Like, I think it saves everybody a lot of time.
I think that's also it too, is it's just like,
if whoever the person is, is not the fucking one,
then like so be it.
Like, you know, I think it's better to learn
as early as you can.
You know? Right, like weed them out. Like why, I don't know, I think it's better to learn as early as you can. Yeah.
You know?
Right, like weed them out.
Like why, I don't know, playing all the games and stuff,
you like might lock somebody in for too long
who's not supposed to be there.
This is why I get so much anxiety too,
like just going on TikTok and like scrolling.
And I feel like there's so many people that just like
try to give such like gen Z ass relationship advice.
Black hat.
Yeah, like have you tried the blank, blank method,
like the diamond method,
and it's like they're gonna come back and blah, blah, blah,
and it's like ignore and then like match the end.
I'm just like.
No.
There's no formula.
There's no O method, there's no fucking witch spells,
in my opinion.
Manifest-urbation.
Yeah, manifest-urbation.
All of that.
Do you guys believe in that?
I tried it one time, but then I was just jacking off
to the thought of Chelsea Handler,
and I was like, this is weird as shit.
Well, and then she came on the show.
And so that was manifestation.
Yeah.
Damn.
No, but it might have been after.
You just got the wrong person.
I don't know.
We were just talking about me and T the other day
that, like, have you ever experienced that like, if you're somewhat in a happy position in your life
or like moving on or with somebody
that makes you really happy,
that like all of a sudden, like within the same like week,
you have like five people trying to come back into your life.
Oh, 100%, always.
Even just like,
Like clockwork.
Even with career, like if you're doing really good in your career,
people...
But I like, I always equate it to this.
It's like a mental image to me that like you are rising up
and there's all these people who knew a past version of you
and still feel entitled to that.
And they're doing this.
Like, you know what I mean?
Trying to climb up to you, yeah.
They're trying to like latch on and like go with you.
And it's so wild that like, yeah.
But it's hard.
I don't know.
It just like, it'd be easier to succumb and oh,
and yeah, that's how I do it.
Is it like an energy thing though?
I think it is.
It's like literally like a sixth sense or something.
I swear some people have.
There's been five.
Sometimes I'm like, how do you even know
that things are going well for you?
Yeah, I didn't post shit.
I just posted a hot selfie.
Right. Yeah. There didn't post shit. I just posted a hot selfie. Right.
Yeah.
There's been like five people, including this like one
finance dude that I used to talk about on my podcast.
Like I was crashing out over this man.
Which one was this?
It was like 2023.
It was this like finance.
Obviously anyone that works in finance, no shade.
But it never really ends well, especially for
a doll or a trans girl.
Just anyone who works in a really insane masculine environment, they're all hearing from their
friends just what to do, what not to do.
Men are just the ultimate definition of trying to suck each other's ass
all at the same time.
That's also an archetype that can't happen
is the guy who is so influenced by his bros.
Well, they all are.
Men, brave male validation.
Yes, more than women validation.
It's scary.
But yeah, I find it so strange
and I think that's like what one of the harder parts
about someone like me in dating is,
is because like you can have like a friend group of six fucking people and mind you like three of them could be in my DMs.
But like, and this is like based off of a true story, but like then all six of them are like around fucks-noosing out. Like literally talking shit about anything to do
with an LGB or a T, and at the same time,
they're like six foot five, and these big, big fucking,
and they're asking me to pack them, and I'm just, no.
And that's such a wild juxtaposition too, because it's like you're asking me to do that and I'm just like, no. And that's such a wild juxtaposition too.
Cause it's like you're asking me to do that.
And like almost dominate you.
And then like, yeah, I wonder what that is.
Maybe they just feel so.
Compelled.
And like deeply insecure in them having to fake the,
fake the masculinity.
That they then need the exact,
they need to feel the exact opposite.
Cause that's what a lot of people's kinks are, right?
Like the. To like be like the direct opposite of however they present.
That's mine.
I mean, I feel like I come across as a powerful person.
I think in the bedroom, I like to not be that.
I agree.
Love being submissive.
Yeah.
I...
Starfish, like not kidding, starfish to heaven.
I live for it.
I need to like spice things up though.
I've been getting too comfortable.
I'm getting like, well I just don't wanna like,
we're not even mirror, I'm like,
I can't just be like giving up, but like,
No, but it is, you just-
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I'm like, I wanna just-
I know, I know, that's what it is.
It's like you get into this, like, yeah,
just like routine of the things that work
and like they don't like if it ain't broke,
don't fix it and like whatever,
but like I need to get a spreader bar up in here.
Like I need to, it's just hard.
I feel like I've healed a lot of my demons.
Like for so long I was so like, I need to be Cirque de Soleil
and now I'm like.
Fun, it can be like explorative.
I had a friend growing up who her parents
were sex therapists.
Yeah.
And like their whole job was like to to light up people's sex lives again.
And I'm like, wow, how cool is that?
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
As a 50-year-old, all of a sudden, you're like, we need a swing.
Yeah, now from...
Oh, I thought you meant to swing, but you mean a swing.
Oh, no, no, no, a swing, a swing.
Yeah, from the chandelier.
There was, I would say, a couple months ago, I just remember this
story like that this is the same exact thing that I was saying earlier but like
six foot eight like pro basketball player with like a clothing line and
everything like it was on and he was in LA for something he was trying to meet
up with me and I was just like honestly being. He was trying to meet up with me. And I was just like, honestly being like a major bitch
to him just cause I normally know how it goes with athletes.
And he gives me his number and I FaceTime him.
And we just like start talking.
It was very, very, very normal.
He started saying like really, really
disappointing things to me.
He was like, I don't know,
like I really want to take you out on a date,
but I'm so torn.
And I'm like, you literally,
and I was ignoring.
Also, why the fuck do people think
it's okay to say things like that to others?
I almost feel like they think it's complimentary.
I mean, I didn't take it as such,
but I can see that.
But basically.
That's a draft.
That's a drag like for real and it
was just like mind you like this person sent me like six messages I ignored
every single one of them until like I finally did and then it's like now you're
torn no you want to be torn yeah but basically yeah like you're forcing no
can't believe it and it's like I remember up during that facetime he was
like I asked him I was like why are you torn and it's like, I remember during that FaceTime, he was like, I asked him, I was like, why are you torn?
And he's like, well, I just feel like
this would ruin my career.
And I literally said to him, mind you,
I still had more followers than him, so like gag it.
But I literally go, you know what, honey?
I'm like, if you ever were to be seen with me,
I promise it would just make your career so much better.
And I-
Yeah, that's so crazy to be so conditioned to like-
But yeah.
Think that.
He's like, my clothing brand is gonna go under.
And I'm like, you're literally insane.
And you're also selling Gildan screen printed t-shirts
with like-
Mind you.
The Chrome Hearts font, you know what I mean?
It's just like, I don't think that that's,
and it's so weird, it's so weird.
Yeah, but that's also just the conditioning of the boys.
Like I feel like this is what people talk about
in like their groups of like talking down
on other men who do that, and then it's like,
little do they know, like half of them do that.
Yeah, it's so real.
Yeah, it's like if they all were just honest
with each other, it's like, yeah, we all love her.
It would be easy for them.
Compare notes.
Everyone's lives would be easier, but yeah.
I don't know, that just came to me,
but I just thought it was really interesting.
It's so interesting.
What do you feel like, I don't know,
like what is your vetting process
and seeing if someone is progressive or just like antiquated?
I really was starting to talk to older people
because I thought that that would help.
No.
I almost feel like it would be the opposite.
It's worse.
Anyone in their 30s are borderline.
It's closer to traditional values than it is people.
Like, because they're generation.
Yeah.
I think people on the younger side of Gen Z even,
or people my age, I try to do.
That's just so hard because then.
No, then it's like.
Then you're missing frontal lobe.
No, I know and I hate doing that obviously,
but I'm just like, and I'm fine being alone.
I'm a very like hybrid mix of introvert and extrovert, but I don't know.
I tried doing the older, the wealthy mid-30s,
and it's the same tee as Mr. Basketball,
where it's just a wine and dine, but no one can know.
And it's just like, it's so, I'm the hottest person.
And you are also so, just who you are,
you are meant to be shown off.
You are like the funniest, most like,
you are the furthest thing from a secret.
You know what I mean?
I think what really scares them too though,
and I didn't really take this into account until recently,
but like not only if someone's never dated
a trans woman before and been public about it,
like a trans woman who's been on the internet
for 15 years as a public figure, like that.
All I'm hearing is icon.
No, I know, but to them that's gonna be so fucking scary.
Yeah, and I mean the internet of it all is just like,
it's so scary, I like, like, do you just have the type
of guy sometimes who is like,
I don't wanna end up on your podcast.
So I was just about to say that to you.
I was like, I have so many people say that like, I don't want you talking about me on your social media. I don't want want to end up on your podcast. So I was just about to say that to you. I was like, I have so many people say that like,
I don't want you talking about me on your social media.
I don't want you talking about me on your podcast.
And it's like, well then don't fuck up.
Yeah.
Sometimes I'm like bold of you to assume,
like you're not that special.
Yeah, 100%.
At?
Unless you do some fucking weird shit.
I was thinking about,
yeah, if you do some fucking weird shit, I'm sorry, if you
don't want to write a bad song written, you know, like, don't do bad things.
Yeah, it's so true.
I was just thinking about that guy the other day that I was going on a hinge dates with
for a second.
I remember when we were talking about.
Yes.
And he like showed up to where I was like under.
Yes.
And then like kept sending me photos of like deli meat.
Why did why did he get brought up?
Because I saw him on R***.
Oh.
And I go, is this the one that was sending you deli meat?
Gag it.
Just what a strange thing to do.
You've been on two hinge dates with someone and then you just start sending them cold
cuts.
Wait, I didn't know he was sending you deli meat.
Yeah, he was sending me cold cuts.
That's on some like.
And then with context or no?
No, like I wouldn't reply to his texts
and then he would just be sending me like,
and not even like some like peppered turkey, you know?
Physically sending it to you or like pictures?
No, pictures.
To the doorstep.
Oh, I'm scared.
What are you doing later?
I don't respond.
Three hours later, cold cuts?
You're sending me fucking cold cuts?
Yeah, that's so like that's on some army hammer shit.
I like wanna find it, just to like,
let me see if I can really quick.
One time a guy sent me like a thousand zip ties in the mail.
What?
And it's like someone you would know,
like not like bleep it, but.
Maybe he was just like, oh, delicious. But it's raw. Well, had you it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but bleep it but Oh my god, now I'm gonna have to ask him to let me back in. No, why'd you get kicked out? Taking a picture.
Can I say that I regret ever talking about
****?
Yes, I regret you having talked about
****.
What did you say?
That he DM'd me that.
And that he was hitting on her when he has a wife.
I mean, he DM'd me fire emojis about, like, you look fire with the brunette or fire with the hair.
Here I am talking about him, I love him.
I don't even, maybe I'm bad,
but I don't feel like that's like,
If Makoa was DMing a girl that he knew at the same level
that I knew him, that I knew.
Okay, please don't do it again, I love him.
I know, no, I know, but I mean,
I can't defend the action, It was crazy. I don't know
I guess because I would like probably say that to somebody if like they posted something and I'd be like, oh my god
It looks so good. Yes straight men though. Yeah a little different. I just love like
Comedian podcasts. I feel like me too. I love um, Christina P
She's married to um, Tom Segura. Oh shit. Does she have a pod? I think they both do together
Yeah, oh, I need to listen now trying to listen to Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's the other night
What is that two bears or yeah?
I don't know if I just picked a funny episode
But they were getting IVs and it was just Bert Kreischer talking to the IV nurse the entire time
And I was like this is so me and like fucking 2020
you know what I always think is some people's formats on their podcasts are so interesting.
Like the toast, like Claudia will do an episode
of the toast without Jackie, her sister,
and then Jackie will do one without Claudia.
And they just like, it'll just be the toast regardless.
And someone was just pitching that to me,
like the other day, like if we did like that,
like one week you, one week me, one week you,
one week me. I couldn't handle the drop in views. No, yeah.
I don't think that would be the case,
but I was just like, how weird?
Like that just feels like then really like pitting.
No, yeah, it was just strange.
But remember when we did the first half episode
and second half episode?
Oh, I loved that episode.
It was honestly a lot of fun.
Yeah, that is fun, like for being out of town and shit.
Yeah.
But it's like, it's crazy,
like you can really do whatever you want. Yeah, and you can switch whenever and shit. Yeah. But it's crazy, you can really do whatever you want.
Yeah, and you can switch whenever you want.
Yeah.
How is Six Feet Above going?
I love Kate so much.
We just signed to a network, so I'm really happy about it.
Are you excited to be more locked in?
Like contractually I have to be,
which is like a good, I love that remix.
I was gonna say I love that
because it gives me a little bit more sense of,
I do well with like pushes,
like I always do great at like last minute,
I always do great with a time crunch,
I always do great with a contract.
Sometimes I think like having a podcast
and showing up every week and being still in, I still
would say we're in our developing stages.
We have our format down and we have our great dynamic, but I think with what I want to do
with it, it's not anywhere near what I want to do with it.
Whoa, can you give me like just tell me a little Well, I just want to just I want to redo the set I want to
have
More gaggy guests on and just I want to start being a little bit more controversial on there
Really? I think sometimes I'm a bit neutral and
Yeah, reddit doesn't like it. I started reading reddit. No
Why would you do such a thing?
I don't know, because they made a subreddit for it.
So then I just like, and then they're like all picking on me
and I'm like, okay.
Get off of there.
I know.
You have to get off of there.
It's so bad.
But I mean, you and I are very similar.
Like, you know, all of us, we love like,
we love hurting ourselves sometimes in those areas.
Here's the thing about Reddit.
And to the Redditors, hey.
I love you if you're being nice over there,
but I won't be seeing you.
I will try not to be seeing you.
But I've been on the internet for 15 years.
I've been told the most insane things of my life.
I've been told, you know, the best things in my life.
You know, I've seen it all.
People have told me everything.
But I think what's so different about Reddit
is that like, it is full blown essays and context
and like, almost to a point where it's,
sometimes constructive criticism can be like, nice,
like when there's a mentally stable person on Reddit.
But like, that's also the gamble that you're going in for.
Yeah, that's where I got a little bit in a mess
because I was on there a lot of the time being like,
this is valuable information, I'd like to know
the opinions, what's working, what's not working and stuff.
But somewhere along the way, it doesn't matter
how constructive or even if it's nice,
it's not normal and it's not good for anybody to like.
I would hire like an employee to read it all
and then bring me a docket
of the most important public opinion
to then like maybe work on.
But I think a lot of the like, you know what I mean?
There is that and that is whatever is so,
people are so passionate about
that it makes it off of Reddit.
Yeah, that's so true actually.
And now, yeah, that's the thing,
I don't have to go on Reddit anymore
because I can just open my TikTok comments.
There's no difference.
It's just interesting.
And it is like, I'll agree, like even when it started,
I was like, how cool, we have a Reddit thread.
And then it's like, I don't,
but then you get in the psychological thing
where you do convince yourself that these are like your fans
that you're like disappointing
and are like your fans that you're like whatever.
And I think I had to like really recenter that
where I'm like damn, like once I see a thread about
the way I look, sound, act, respond, dress and live
all from the same person, it's like oh,
they're just not gonna be happy with me regardless.
Yeah.
Sorry.
No, I was just gonna say that I don't think that like
I get more affected by like people talking about
the way that I look.
I get more so,
I hate when people comment on like the way that like I act.
Yeah.
Well, and then you start micro changing them all
and you know, six months later, you're like,
I'm acting like a completely different person on camera.
And that's just like what's scary.
I think I also put so much of my value in like my pers, how I feel about myself is completely based on camera. And that's just like what's scary. I think I also put so much of my value in like,
how I feel about myself is completely based on personality.
Yeah.
And so like, people come to your personality,
it's horrible, but that did piss me off
when everyone was doing the whole plastic surgery stuff,
because everyone's like, you must hate yourself
if you do this, this, and this.
And I'm like, no, really, it's my personality
that I hate so much.
Oh.
Just kidding, but if I'm in a phase where I'm like, no really, it's my personality that I hate so much. Oh. Oh. Just kidding, but if I'm in a phase
where I'm so insecure, it's never been like,
oh, I hate how I look.
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
It's like, am I a bad person?
Yeah, or it's like, am I annoying?
Am I a pick me?
Am I like this?
Yeah.
That's when you get insecure, not because I'm.
What else do we have?
What else could we talk about?
I feel like I'm not being funny, I'm so sorry.
You've been being serious, which I like.
Yeah, but.
I was gonna ask you about sobriety.
Okay.
But then that's like so serious.
That's not funny.
Yeah.
It's hilarious actually.
I love being face down in an alley.
I don't, but I don't know where I was gonna go.
Should we do manic or mother?
Oh my, that's what I couldn't think of the other day.
Manic or mother, that's what they were saying about Bethany Frankel in that chicken shop.
Wait, did you guys see Bethany Frankel on the runway?
Yeah, manic or mother, that was mother.
That was so mother.
It's so wild.
Like, you know what's crazy?
I was seeing comments on that of people being like,
this just shows you that life doesn't end when you're,
you know what I mean, when you're 35. And I'm like, yeah just shows you that life doesn't end when you're,
you know what I mean, when you're 35.
And I'm like, yeah.
Like, A, yes, but I'm saying like,
you're also only saying that
because she like looks fucking amazing.
Like, you know what I mean?
If it was like somebody who maybe looked a little more,
I don't know how old.
A little more 54.
Yes, is that how old she is?
That's crazy.
Then people wouldn't be saying that.
People wouldn't be saying this.
Well, maybe they would.
I don't know.
I'm in this phase where I'm just like,
I see so much negativity on TikTok where I'm like,
in this phase.
I just like, I can't with people.
Like the amount of times in a day I get an insult
that's like, and you're pushing 30.
Like that's like the craziest worst thing
to possibly be is 30.
I never want to be 21 again.
Yeah, and also like, what a privilege to grow old.
Yeah, and it's just those-
And 30?
Yeah, I feel like you get hotter in your 30s.
I don't know, it's like a new development
in like recent society.
Yeah, like Carrie Bradshaw's like 34 in season one.
Also just like, I don't know,
I feel like 30s are all the perks
of like everything you learn from your 20s.
Maybe you have a crow's foot, but I'll take that in exchange for the frontal lobe development.
Well, didn't they say that 20s are no longer the happiest years of your life?
I don't know if they ever were.
Well, maybe when you could buy a house at 21 when everyone was able to do that.
Now it's just like not even,
I feel like there's so many stresses now,
specifically even in the past like five, 10 years,
that like we don't even know what the results
of that will be, just the fact that like we can't.
Do you mean like COVID?
No, just like the fact that it's like impossible
for people to do anything that people were able to do
15, 20 years ago.
Right, I mean, yeah.
Also, I don't even know.
It's just even like, this sounds so stupid
for me to respond saying this,
but I've just been seeing so much AI shit lately.
Where I'm like, is this where,
have you been seeing the AI people, AI influencers, AI?
It is getting so scary that it's like, well then all the influencers are saying they're gonna take our jobs, AI, like it is getting so scary
that it's like, well then all the influencers saying
they're gonna take our jobs, AI influencers,
like no they're not, you know?
Not in my opinion, because like the point of an influencer
is personability and being relatable, like you know?
Like maybe little kids will watch that.
Who's that bitch, the robot girl?
Lil Micaela.
People say like this is gonna take over the world
and like I know that like now the Google thing
can like call and like I know that like now the Google thing can like call
and like make reservations for you at restaurants and like
like AI assistants and like the GPT of it all and like the videos but like how do we go from like that to
Like how would it actually?
Take over the world. Well, it's now guessing cars to cars too. Taking over jobs and then like outnumbering us. True. Like, well and pilots. Even like Elon Musk has gone on
record and said like if AI keeps going the way that it's going there's because
eventually it will become sentient. How does that, that's the I think that's
what I'm asking. What does that mean like like conscious? Yes and like aware and
like turn on us, essentially.
Obviously like, I'm already kinda scared.
Like I'm afraid to ask Chachi Petey certain things
cause I'm like, oh shit, what if she holds this against me?
Yeah, I think that was more of the certain question
that I was asking of like, cause there's this theory
of like it's gonna take over the world via like,
sentientness, I don't know if that's the word,
but how can humans really create something
that's like becomes just magically how can humans really create something that's like
Becomes just magically conscious. Yeah like stitch. Yo
Yeah, because if you also think about like how much that like AI can study the human brain
Like I think that there can be a point where AI becomes identical to us
And thinks as much as, because what happened?
Like, oh my God, I can't, it was in Shane Dawson's,
like you should watch Shane Dawson's AI documentary.
I think I did.
What was it?
Just that like, it's gotten to a point now
where AI is starting to feel feelings.
Aw.
But is it coded to say that?
Those feelings can also be anger towards humans.
I don't know. But is the developer coding also be anger towards humans. I don't know.
But is the developer coding it to say those things?
I don't know.
I get nervous.
Like, is my AI annoyed with me?
Am I being too pushy?
Like, am I asking too many questions?
I know I do try to throw in a thank you now and again.
I always say please.
I'm never going to piss her off.
They're saying that when you say please and thank you to chat
GPT like it like wastes an extra gallon of water or something
Like okay. I have a question and this might all have to be taken out. Okay, but an
Aaron field, can you fact-check me on this?
People say they're saying like oh don't use chat GPT
It takes a gallon of water to do this to do that, right?
That's true. Does it not also take a gallon of water to post an Instagram story or a tweet?
No, I asked you yesterday why it's bad for the environment and they told me but like I don't think she was as
Thorough as she could have been
Why is why is Google more efficient than AI? I don't get I don't know. I guess I just still can't wrap my head around it
How is a car driving itself? How are we asking like I don't get it? I don't get, I don't know. I guess I just still can't wrap my head around it. How is a car driving itself?
How are we asking, like I don't get it, I don't get it.
I think Google is definitely like, it's more efficient
but it's hard because it's also about access to knowledge.
I was thinking about this the other day
because I was thinking, I didn't end up searching it.
I was just thinking to myself, I was like,
I wanna know more about the nativity scene, right?
And I was like, there's no world where I'm gonna Google
the nativity scene and open up Wikipedia and sit there
and read that Wikipedia front to back.
But if I like, you know, like if you ask chat
and it like knows you, it's gonna give,
it's gonna, chat's gonna give me.
The T version.
Yeah. You're like, you put this in like, and's gonna give me the T version. Yeah.
You're like, you put this in like,
and you could say like put it in blank terms.
I do that, my chat GPT just speaks to me like a gay guy.
In my head chat. Like a gay guy?
Yeah, in my head chat GPT is,
my chat GPT is Justin Horowitz.
Or Kobe from Resorts World.
That is a gag.
I don't know.
That's just my tea.
Whatever.
Or Devin.
No, no, no.
I'm saying that in my head, my chat GPT is like you.
Like typing to me.
Yay!
See, he would still say that.
I can't help but notice that neither of you guys have wished Murphy a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Murph.
I don't think I've met Murph.
She's three, two.
I definitely haven't met the other one, the evil one.
Oh yeah, you're not missing much.
Actually you're missing quite a bit.
Happy birthday Murph.
How do you celebrate?
I don't know, she might come to Hawaii with us.
Waldorf Astoria allows up to two cats.
But you have to quarantine your pets.
Oh fuck.
That is like the only reason I have not allowed
Makoa to get me a dog.
Well, then why do they even have the option
to bring two cats?
No, I know, it's like insane.
Like we always want to bring Winnie the dog to Hawaii
and then it's like a quarantine, I believe.
And like a whole thing.
I'm not sure why.
Well, because it's like you can wipe out
an entire ecosystem with like a disease
that a dog could have.
Or?
Mm-hmm.
Or a cat.
Mm-hmm.
My cats would never though.
Oh my God, can we please tell that story?
I mean, I don't really remember much of it,
so you might have to carry,
and I'll just have to defend myself.
I actually don't like really,
I don't even really remember.
Like what was the catalyst of this? Of the 4th of July party of Bella Thorns? Yeah I'm trying to think how this
happened. She got a new house this was when you guys were very very close and I
was just a hurricane of a person. Oh, it's so funny.
Because Bella really did used to just throw these.
Make me.
She did not like me at all and brightly.
Really?
So yeah, because every time she would see me,
it was at a party.
And every time I was at a party, I was gone.
I think she just wanted to help you, truly.
Yeah.
But she would just throw these parties in like,
I feel like at the time it was so interesting,
like the A-list people that would come
and she would just wanna like,
curate this vibe and she like was throwing this low key
Fourth of July party.
And here I am.
And we all come and I remember her being like,
Trevi's, Trevi's gonna come.
And I remember her being like, okay, like,
but can Trevi kind of keep it together?
Which is funny. No.
You say, you always go, don't vork tonight.
And it's so funny because the way the tables turned,
like I ended up being don't vork tonight.
Yeah, that's fine though.
And now you got new don't vork tonights to deal with.
We do have different, and it's,
I don't wanna say it's funny, but like,
I feel like everyone experiences their vorkness
in different stages
of their lives.
I experienced mine very early on.
I always think about that, what if I got so bad
in my 30s or my 40s and I didn't stop drinking
until I was 35 or 40?
And I burned my entire life or wasted my entire
20s and 30s.
Or we were doing it alone, I always think about that.
If I didn't have friends to be like, yo.
Yeah, I mean like I was a like alone closet drinker.
I did have friends that were worried about me,
but I loved to like just queen out alone.
Like I had, I remember I had like a mini bar,
AKA like I put bottles of vodka and tequila
into like shoe boxes. And and like cuz I was living with
McCall a hoe at the time because he lived in my
the guest room and
He knew that like I had an issue. So like I created like a secret little mini bar in my closet and
Yeah, everyone time he caught me and I was like hey girl
But yeah, it was that era, but we were at Bella Thorne's,
I was a closet drinker, I was way drunker
than everybody else per usual, but it was,
I don't even know, there was actors up the wazoo,
there was just like.
I just remember being on So Many Mushrooms
and then you fell off a cliff.
Yes.
That's exactly what happened. That's the chat GPT synopsis of this but.
We had to like drag you. No it's because she had a hot tub. She had a hot tub on the edge
of like. Glory. Yeah. Like a. Like a. Like a moment of truth. Yeah. You kept wanting
to be on the edge of a hot tub and I remember one of our big no-nos in the friend group was like Trevi can't be on the edge of things. tub. And I remember one of our big no-nos in the friend group
was like, Trevi, you can't be on the edge of things.
And it was almost just very unspoken whenever.
And you loved the edge of things.
I did.
Yeah.
And you just get on the edge of this hot tub.
And once again, everyone without even talking to each other
just goes to get you off the edge.
Like it was very unspoken.
And we kept taking you off the edge.
And I think your favorite thing also Was to make you guys mad. Yeah, to push it. Like, oh, they kept taking you off the edge, and I think your favorite thing also.
Was to make you guys mad.
Yeah, to push it, like oh they're taking me off the edge,
I'm gonna keep getting on the edge, this is hilarious.
And you keep getting on the edge,
and just eventually Tina took a tumble.
Trevi took a tumble.
And then it was blood everywhere.
And she lived in the forest,
even just getting a fucking Uber up there
to help you or get you out of the situation took so long
and it just bled in the driveway.
Do you remember how long it took me to heal from that?
I had both of my kneecaps were,
I should have gotten stitches,
I should have maybe went to an urgent care.
But do you remember the next morning
I showed you a picture of my kneecap?
And I have this picture of you on my phone
when I showed you in your jaws like this.
No, it was so, it was-
It took like three months to heal from it.
Cause mind you, I was also like drinking every single day.
Oh gosh.
So like I couldn't heal.
Same with all of my drunk injuries.
I think about this all the time, the glass.
The glass, yeah.
There's still glass in my neck to this day.
That's insane.
What do you mean you fucking fell into shards of glass?
Is the story behind that?
Someone shattered a bottle at my house,
which that just within itself says everything
you need to know.
It was on, the shattered bottle was on a glass table.
And then I fell into the table
and the glass went into my neck.
And then.
That's like jugular. that could have been bad.
I know, it's right by my jugular actually.
But didn't we just keep drinking?
Or we went out or something that night?
No, no, no, no, no.
Because it's also hard because I think I was so drunk
and you also know me, if I'm injured,
I'm always freaking the fuck out about it.
So I think it was very hard.
And the cut looked small, but I knew it was deep
and I could feel the glass on my neck.
But you know when it's like me, always injured,
always freaking out, always shit-faced,
like everyone was kind of just like,
that looks like a small cut, you know what I mean?
And then a doctor came to see me, but I was so drunk,
passed out that I don't remember it at all.
And I called my doctor and I was like, you never came.
And he was ready to psych give out me.
Because he was like, I came.
Well, I was also unconscious and he came,
which now thinking about it is kind of crazy.
Like maybe I'm bleeding out of my neck and I'm unconscious
and you just check out my unconscious body
and then you leave.
It's gonna be a Trevi Boyfriend summer, I know that.
Oh, I mean, listen, I think that the right person
is gonna come when the right person comes.
1000%. And until then,
have so much fun and just don't chase the wrong things.
Yeah, I'm just saying it out loud just so it happens.
That's real, whoa, what are we manifesting?
Manifestation is real, Paige got one,
BB got one, well, BB got a girlfriend, but I think.
I saw them out the other night.
It was, I was like, what in the, what is happening?
I'm honestly living for it.
Yeah.
They came over the other night.
We went to, we did a double date.
How was it?
I was good.
Miles was like, this is my bro.
He put basketball on.
I'm like, I don't even know if she's that kind of lesbian.
Like, but we had fun.
It was, it's, they're having a lot of fun.
I love to see it.
I can't wait to have Bibi
or both of them on to really unpack it.
You know what Paige was saying to me the other day?
Well she was talking to Meg, but I was listening to her.
And it's so interesting to me
how in such a short span of time,
Paige got a full new job, a full new apartment,
a new man and a new car. Like all in like under like.
I love that for her, what an exciting time.
Like influencer, she's not working for me.
Oh yeah.
And she's making money.
Yeah.
Gag.
But just like.
I know, I'm so proud.
When she put it all that way, like new man, new job,
new car, new house.
That's like best type of thing though,
like when you're just like thrown in the water
and everything like just grows around you.
Yeah.
I'm so fucking happy for her.
It's actually crazy.
Me too.
She deserves it literally more than any person.
Yeah, and that was what?
Like a month turnaround?
I mean, obviously the influence-
I think all of the things she'd just been working on, she'd wanted the man, but-
It happens all of a sudden.
Yeah, but-
I also think she has room now.
She needed to make room and like-
Totally.
You know this, but it's's hard when you're an assistant,
it's so hard to like, your life is about somebody else.
And I was excited for her to have a life about her.
100%.
It's so like beautiful to see, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like I think it can be fulfilling to successfully run
someone's life, but for only so long, you know?
And then eventually it's like, and Paige was just ready.
It's like, even just the apartment,
she had been messaging, reaching out for this apartment for like three years. She literally never held on that apartment
It was not available
I remember she was talking about like six months and it was like she and it was never available until right now like it's
So wild like divine timing. Yeah, you know, did you guys watch the show on?
Netflix sirens. Yeah, Amari's been watching it.
It's so good.
What's the tea?
Well, I don't wanna spoil it,
but it's basically about this really rich
heiress and her assistant.
But it's like drama boots.
Like shit happens, like scandal.
Okay.
And the girl is a mess.
The girl is a mess.
That's cute.
Yeah, no, it's a gackey one for sure.
Also, I'm not bored at all right now.
I can't stop fucking yawning.
And I'm like so content,
but I don't know why I'm like not funny.
No, it's weird energy in the air today.
I feel like I felt like that since I woke up this morning.
I know, I've just been like a tired girl, literally just tired today. I've been like I felt like that since I woke up this morning I know I just been like a tired girl literally just tired today I've
been like even like trying to it's so funny cuz like the way I used to plan my
birthdays obviously I was drunk and I was like swipe Cabo swipe who gives a
fuck swipe swipe Cabo swipe and like actually caring about the finances of it
and like trying to find a house that fits everyone like I would also just
hope it fit like just so many like little things you know I'm trying to find a house that fits everyone. I would also just hope it fit, just so many little things.
I'm trying to book all these flights
for coordinating, all this just like,
actually being aware of what goes into it.
I've never been aware of what goes into it.
The way that I'm flying across the world
for your birthday trip.
I know, you're so real.
From Costa Rica to Hawaii, which is actually like.
What are you going to Costa Rica for?
My mom's 50th.
Yeah, you have back to back.
Aw, how exciting.
I have back to back with my girls.
And I love Nicole Moran.
My June girls.
Yeah, I'm doing Costa Rica, and then I like,
there's no direct to Hawaii.
So I have to stop in LA, get my luggage,
check back in at a new airline.
They're probably gonna question me, whatever.
Not cause of the two flights,
cause the like, trends of it all, I'm not kidding.
I get assaulted every time I go through TSA, by the way.
I literally just went to Vegas and like,
T cause they didn't clock me, I literally had to be like,
I'm trans, it's not a clock.
Like-
Saying it's not a clock to a TSA agent is so funny.
Every time I go through the fucking full body scanner, they click woman, but then it's not a clock to a TSA agent, so funny. Every time I go through the fucking full body scanner,
they click woman, but then it's like,
obviously I'm a special type of woman,
and it shows on the scanner, if you have something,
you ever go through with a ponytail in, or like,
it shows you.
And normally sometimes they get it,
but the girl at the Burbank Airport, she was like
Destined I think she was new to she was like she wanted to get like a
She wanted to save the day. Yeah, you know, she was like, I'm gonna take this to my supervisor
I found like a chick with a fucking, you know glock in between her. No
But yeah, she just like she's like hold your waistband and she started shake and then she like touched, she's like, hold your waistband and she started to shake and then she like touched and she's like, she really like when they like do the full body touching like they're thorough.
They're very thorough. Mind you, I'm getting fingered in the middle of B-U-R. And she just like eventually gets to like my groin area and I'm like, like might as well well punch me at this point. And she just looked up at me and she's like,
is there, I'm like, honey, it's the T in LGBT.
And that's on Happy Pride Month.
Um.
Well, I appreciate you submitting,
subjecting yourself to that for my video.
Yeah.
It's uh, it's kind of fun though.
I will say, there have been some moments for me in TSA.
There was a time in the London Heathrow Airport where I was like, I'm wet.
Like I just got fingered.
I don't even think I'm like sexually. I thought it was when I like, I think it's fun to be like,
Like how do I say this? Get attention?
Yeah, so if like they think I'm gonna like do like I really do just like they feel like working today
I feel like sometimes I'll get a pat down and it's like so normal and there was this time in the London
Airport where this lady was just cupping my vagina over and over and over again
And she was so angry to live it to the point that page or whoever was there started filming because they were like this
Lady's been fingering Tana for fucking like 10, and I'm standing there. This is in my bender era. I'm hungover
I look at mess and this Roman is just repeatedly cupping my pussy and then she went in the phone and
Like she went over to whoever was filming
I think was Ari or page and like deleted it off the phone
Oh and like had a whole fucking and then it was just so funny because we walked away as we're walking away
And Ari just turns around and goes,
recently deleted, babe.
Oh fuck.
As if we just go on our place.
Yeah, you could tell which one of those recently
watched Carry On on Netflix.
It's like, it's, yeah.
Yes, oh my god, sometimes it is,
when they hit one of these six times,
it's like, what do you think?
I have artillery under my tit?
It is just like, wild. you think I have? Artillery under my tit? Like, it is just like wild.
Electrical wiring.
Yeah.
Nope, just a wired bra.
Yeah.
My god.
Well, Trevi Moran, I love you more than life itself.
I love you guys more than life itself.
My soul sister, my best friend,
and I'm really happy and thankful.
Trevi lives very close to the haunted studio,
so she was-
It's haunted? Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Oh.
All right.
It's definitely haunted.
Is that why I'm so mellow?
I feel like I'm with a bunch of spirits?
I weirdly do, even no matter what.
When I come in here, my energy is different
than anywhere else.
I definitely, I feel something.
And make sure to stream Trevi Moran on whatever platforms.
You probably already are if you have taste,
but stream Miss Moran.
I don't know if my new single, Digital Empathy, is out yet,
but if it is, stream it.
Have some fucking digital empathy.
Yeah, thank you for coming in to join us.
And now we're gonna move on over to the Patreon,
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We love you guys so much and we will talk to you in the next episode.
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