Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 128: TANA AND BROOKE REACT TO TRISHA PAYTAS BABY NAME, LOVE ISLAND CONTROVERSY AND MORE - Ep. 128

Episode Date: August 9, 2025

Tana and Brooke dive into Love Island drama, online hate, embarrassing moments, Trisha's baby and their final tour shows plus Harry Jowsey & SIA???? Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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in new zealand they got it oh shit they got it but i keep doing that a lot like i i keep making like a fedex joke and no one laughs like they don't know what FedEx is, Tanna. There's like more too. FedEx? What do they have? Not FedEx.

Also, for people who don't know what we're talking about, Old Yeller apparently is a movie where they take a dog out back and shoot it. No, but like, they know. Do they know? I didn't know.

I've never heard of it. That is so wild to me because like Old Yeller is so... That's my, I don't know. The only dead dog I know is Win Dixie. Oh, and Marley and me. And Marley.

Yeah. That's a good movie. That's a really... I don't know. My dad would always be like, old yaller you know what i mean so maybe that's just like why that's dark i love this set by the way it's giving murder mystery clue realness like it's just i feel so like honestly it's it's right on brand because i'm back on my my kick i just watched um amy bradley is missing oh my and you watched the coburger

documentary i did i've watched so many like lately i just watched um another one this morning but I What's Amy Lou is missing Amy Bradley The girl who goes missing On a cruise ship In international waters They think that she was

It's like Natalie Holloway Yeah but she Like people have seen her since Like they said that she jumped overboard Or fell overboard or whatever But like people have spotted her on the beach In Barbados since Natalie Holloway was also Barbados

Wow Really? And well now she's like People think she's like She got stolen for sex trafficking Oh wow That literally was what I was gonna ask next Yeah it's horrible

That is really wild The co-worker one, did he admit to it? Like, he pled guilty? And he's like, yeah, I did that. He just now did, yes. Is it in the documentary? I can't remember. It's such a wild case.

But I know it just now happened after everything. It's so crazy. And the, like, government wouldn't let them check the house for evidence, right? Like, they tore it down or something? I mean, not in the documentary, I saw. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I might just be making shit up. You know, I love a good televised case, though.

Me too. You have actually so many things to talk about. even know where to begin let me look and I'm just on the brink of fucking shitting myself which is like I have IBS I know yeah Tanna's really experiencing a bout of irritable bowel syndrome like so bad I worry but it's always before something canceled related like the show even before this podcast don't play must I know I have it's not our fault you're shitting your pants it's so funny because I'm looking in my canceled document of just like notes and this is really funny document not even like a note no no no it's a note oh oh

I don't know why I said document. Like I'm in the fucking CIA. It's funny maybe in one of the next episodes before we go. We should look back at all past topics because it's just like Billy Ray Cyrus. Why did I write that down? What's so funny is like a thousand men a day. I don't have a, I don't have one specific note for this. I have, I just make a new one every time.

So sometimes I'll have a note that only has like two things and it's like beef Wellington. Yes. Not even kidding. No, it's what I'm mine. Raise your yaw ya ya skinny jeans. Michaela Testa. This one only says Murphy's birthday.

because I couldn't believe that you didn't wish her a happy birthday. That's really funny because I know the exact moment in the Trevi episode when you check that note and you said, guys, it's a Murphy's birthday. Haley Bieber, billionaire, Tana Sutra. See, that's how far I get on kids. That's so, mine is like, no, I keep mine all together, but then it's just like so funny. Ash Trevino messaged me. Oh my God.

Did she? Not, this was an old one. When did she message you? I don't know. Did Ashtravino even message me? I know she said that, like, she didn't. know who I was. Amaya Papaya

messaged me. I know. I woke up, first of all, Amaya Papaya, oh my God, I love you so much. It's like everybody loves Amaya, but I know that nobody loves

Amaya as much as I personally love Amaya. I couldn't agree more. I was literally telling her. I was like, this is so parisocial, but like protect your heart. Like I love you. She's so cute.

I love her so much. I haven't cried. Like the way I cried when she won was like unacceptable. I'm so sorry. No matter how much you love her. you care like you don't know these people i will never be watching love island again by the way yeah it was it got pretty dark there at the end yeah and just the amount of consumption and parasocial and like

just whatever like all of it like and just say being a daily thing as well like if it was a weekly thing i'd be cool with that because you have time to let it sit and just like i i genuinely felt like i lost life it was kind of to me it was dark to watch like the public opinion shift so rapidly that it like it almost like mimicked real life but like on in this like very you know condensed like time period how we would go from you know like shelly is america's princess to everyone calling shelly a mean girl and then we love her again like it was so strange and like kind of and it just like yucky to watch i know they can go to the like psychiatrists and whatever but it's still it's just a fish tank it feels wrong like just the hood of it all like all even now just like seeing all of the discourse still going on

and just like i don't know like all of it is just like like I know. It's wild. But I do like honestly, I love so many people who came out of that. I love Iris and Pepe. I love Shelly and Alander. I love like I loved the cast this season. I shamelessly loved Huda and I think I was ahead of my time because everybody came to love Huda again. You don't? I like go so back and forth. It's not that I don't, that I dislike her. It's that I think a lot of, but you could also say this about 80% of people. If you put them into that show and all of their patterns and, you know, ways of communication and traits and things were aired out publicly. Like, a lot of people need to do inner work, right? Like, and people would probably say that about me in certain capacities. Like, and you didn't watch her color daddy episode? I did watch a bunch of it. Like, I think a lot of it makes sense.

You know what I mean? And, like, just, I want nothing but the best for her as well. I think I do have a soft spot in that regard where I'm like, I want her to be the best mom. I want her to find love. I want her to, like, heal these things and, like, accountabilities and whatnot, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't excuse bad behavior, but I also, like, when I see somebody act out like that,

I, like, always assume there's some sort of trauma behind it. Oh, for sure. I sympathize with those people a lot more than maybe I should, but I really loved her. Yeah. I still love her. And she's beautiful and, like, she's on the path to, like, she has all the tools for, like, the greatest path ever. And I, like, that's, that is one thing that I will say, like, regardless.

What I hate is seeing people want people to, like, fucking die and, like, live a horrible life. Like, even when people have been awful across this, it's like, all I want is for them to, like, thrive. And, like, it's crazy seeing how many people, like, genuinely wanted to, like, burn these people to the ground. It's like, what do you mean? I mean.

Like, they're people, too, you know? And it's like, at what point could somebody not do anything right and never have an opportunity to actually grow and, like, move on? Like, I feel like cancel culture. getting to this point where people just literally want to see people fucking I feel that way as well which is like why like even just all the hood of stuff I was like oh my god like she's still just like a woman and a mother she's 24 like yeah that might be a part of me like really like having empathy for her too is just like understanding like what that what she was

going to feel like when she got out and saw how many people like were hating her and like being so horrible about every little thing that she did and so in my head I was like I want to protect her All of them. Like, yeah, I just, like, what a crazy social experiment that is Love Island. Like, there's a part of me, I think, and I don't know because I don't do this. But, like, if I worked on that show, I would feel equivalent to, like, handling dirty money. No, if I worked on that show, I would be, I would be behind the scenes filling everybody in on secrets. I'd be like, you have to stop acting like this.

I promise, like, it's not going to be good. I swear, I would be in there. I would be fired so quickly because, first of all, like, I would be. I would 100% like everyone would be so hyper aware of what was going on on the outside because I just couldn't let people like dig their own grave deeper. Because you know when like something, a narrative already exists about somebody and then you see them validate it more and more and you're like, no, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, I agree with that 100%.

I would be popping people zits. Austin had a zit and Nick had a zit, especially Austin. He had this whitehead across like three episodes where I was just like how I don't care if I was a bombshell entering the villa. I would have to pop that. I just like I don't know why people let them get white like it's like once it's white it's ready to like I just but you know I have a I have what is it called dermatillomania I have no clue yeah I don't know I did really enjoy it this was my first season of Love Island that I ever like fully got through and really invested you're right about it like being all consuming and like what do you mean I'm I'm dropping everything every single day to watch strangers hook up with each other on an island yeah like and just I started noticing the life I was missing I also started seeing other people around me start acting like fucking bank robbers like don't fucking open your phone fucking we have to watch it now

we have to go we have to go don't open your phone Instagram get it and like I'm blocking Love Island because I keep seeing photos of people with suitcases I'm crashing out like and it's like oh my god there's so much more than this I like to be a part of something though like this was like I really felt in on it this year because like season six was supposed to be like one of the best seasons ever and I didn't participate. And so this time it was so exciting to log on to TikTok. Of course, I can't do that anymore. But I was so excited to get in there and be like,

oh my God, what does everybody think about every single little thing going on? I agree. I think it should be a weekly show. That's my only, that's like my discrepancy. But it would never end because it's, and it is important. Well, give us less heart rates and pies in the face. You know what's crazy though is Miles is obsessed with Love Island, UK.

So we've been watching them both together, which is even worse. But it's so polar opposite in the way that. they act like, Love Island USA is like borderline pornographic. Well, yeah. It's so, so different than Love Island, UK. It's nothing like that at all. Nothing is like, even the

heart rate challenge, like they're barely touching each other. I want to see these people play like checkers. Like, do a spelling bee. Like there were certain like, I don't know, maybe it's like just the hooking up because I liked some of it. Like the twerking challenge was fun because it was like everybody was like just being funny and stuff. But like the ones where they're just required to like

suck milk out of each other's mouths. I'm like, wait, what do you mean? That was crazy The milk was crazy It could have been any other liquid Like why not power aid Do you think it was real milk? Like 100%.

You do? I don't feel like that I feel like they would have all gotten like production Like they need a lot of whatever it is Like you know someone just went to the fucking Speedy Mark EG Don't you think it'd be easier to make like cloudy water Like no

Oh right? I just think milk like what if someone's lactose intolerant? Oh my God Oh my God I haven't thought about logistics like that like like I'm a loud shitter and like imagine those little like stall bathrooms it's like sorry nicolandria I just got to blow up the toilet really quick no I would love to know like certain thing I did like really look into like the behind the scene stuff of love island like there's a day of the week that they're not even allowed to see each other and like their meals they're separated and and it is like

fascinating I would love to like I want inside scoop into the villa I need to DM one of these girls yeah I want to know absolutely everything but again this is my final run like I don't think I'll ever do it again but I love Amaya and I think it's like oh see she made the whole thing worth it to me she did I have somebody now who I'm so all I want is like the best for her and to watch and root for and honestly I felt that way about a lot of people like I 100% agree with that and I like she's so pure and I feel like no one we haven't seen someone like her really ever like she's so one of a kind everywhere I want to see her on traders I want to see her on special forces oh my god big brother like go everywhere do everything in Maya take over the world but also just

protect your spirit. I feel like it's like I'm not, I'm recently a changed woman. Okay, at one point I was no better than this. So like saying this is like crazy, you know. But like seeing people in L.A. just start fucking clawing for it. Like

with Amaya and specifics as well because you can just tell she has so much to give and those are the people in Hollywood that end up getting chewed up and spit out and burnt out. You know what I mean? Because people take that light and just fucking suck it dry. I feel like she can see through that though I do because like just seems so pure and trusting which is sad that

Hollywood is you know I don't know but she sticks up sticks up for herself like we have to remember what she was like when she first got in there she's like fuck you ace she said I've been saying I've been saying that's true when they were like you're an extremely odd individual yeah she sticks up for herself I don't I don't doubt her ability to differentiate between like a genuine person well it's just it's hard too because I think that in Los Angeles it's a lot of it is, like, people masquerading as genuine people. I don't think she'll really be in Los Angeles, though. I feel like she's going to spend her time in New York.

That's what I asked her, and our message is, like, oh, did you get back to New York? Because I just feel like New York. Yeah, it's a better place for her. What else do we have? Why did I write accidental upload? Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God.

I just had a war flashback. Dana. I'm sick. And listen. I up until now you could ask me like what's your most embarrassing moment and it would be really hard for me to think of something because like I've done of course things that I'm ashamed of and embarrassed of but like never a moment that like comes to my mind that I'm like oh my god I want I want to die okay and I listen when I was in Mexico I'm so hardworking I was working like a dog and I have to film a tri-on haul, a bikini try-on hall in my white fox swimsuits that I love so much. And I put them on and like my vision was clear. You know what I mean? It was going to be so quick because I was going to just like put a put a swimsuit on, do a little quick, you know,

like some posing in it, stand look cute. Then I was going to cut it together to 10 seconds maximum. Do you understand? And so I film it in TikTok because obviously I need the beauty filter because I hate myself apparently um I I put it into TikTok it's three minutes total of footage okay so I have to you know how you can't just save it from TikTok anymore you it saves the watermark so you have to post it privately which I did and then I took that video and I put it into Capcut really yeah ever no where do you edit your video I shoot I shoot them on camera I added them in Capcut and I upload them to well boy will I be doing that so I post it Privately. I'm very careful to post it privately because, listen, I would sooner dive and let this get out. Okay? So I post it privately. I save it to my camera roll and then I open it up in Capcut. And I dilly dally all day. I'm editing it together. I'm cutting little pieces. And I finalize a perfect version of this video that is no more than seven seconds total. Okay. It's just a couple cute poses done. When I go to upload it, I open my TikTok app.

and I have thousands of notifications. What could they be, you ask? I uploaded the full uncut video in dead silence, me just literally three unedited minutes of me just standing and sucking in in every possible, possible way. I'm sucking in, I'm turning sideways. At one point I turned around to try and get like a little backshot and then I get embarrassed of my own self.

I'm like, oh my God, how dare I? I turn back around. I'm fucking, I'm out of breath. because I'm sucking in so hard. I'm standing on my tippy toes. I'm falling over. Like, it's so embarrassing. At one point, I like do a little dance.

I just start like, I do a day start dancing. And then I'm like, I get embarrassed again. I'm like, no, no, no, no, like that's not it. Full video uploaded, dead silence. All the comments are like, uh, uh. Here's what I will say, though, is like, it's a bikini try on hall. And I'm not joking you. If my raw footage of any tryon haul that I've ever done.

ever well a lot of them in the past were just me talking shit about the clothes but like um i'd have to kill myself i would like because it's like you're posing you want to get the shot especially if you're making like a seven second thing it's a bikini one too so like you know i want to i thought it was going to be like aesthetic too i was just going to like you know i was i don't know what this is why can't be a real influencer but oh my god i've never been so embarrassed and you know what then i was like i have to lean into this because it's already like people were already posting it all over reddit i Apparently, because in the comments, they were going,

go to here to see the video. So I ended up just fucking posting it on my own because I was like, you know what, have it. Yeah. Have it. And at least I can still use it as a brand deal if I physically post it myself. Whitebox is probably stoked on the amount of engagement.

Well, yeah, wait until you find out it has. And. Oh. Oh, no, you go. Oh, it has, I want to say, like, 11 million views now because I'm viral because apparently I have the world's worst boob job and I'm built like an air pod it's so wild like the way that body shaming is like wrong it's allowed if you're if you're modified like yeah that's what i think is interesting is like

because it's a boob job people like feel like they're not commenting on something about your body or whatever because it's fake but then i'm like what's the difference between that and making fun of somebody's like hair color or you know you're going to say like prosthetic leg i was scared i wasn't going to say prosthetic like but I also like I mean I'm sorry like you just can't convince me my boob job is bad unfortunately I love it so much people want knockers also like I wanted big tits I think people forget that like everyone's like they don't look natural in her body or whatever like wait till you find out I chose this size literally so I wanted it's also just wild how much people obviously care about like just not their own tits like I have I you know

now I care about other people's tits like you know when Kylie dropped the make and model like I was a little interested but not enough to like it's shame them it's totally normal to have feelings like that okay and what i say to these people is text it in your group chat make fun of people's boob job in your group chat and that's it yeah because not on their not in their comments but you did something for yourself where i'm very proud of you and that is you have somebody helping you with your ticot so that you are not allowed to consume all of this which i think is genius i and just you're protecting your mental health like I don't mean genius and like calculate I mean like genius for your mental health I did it in my head I was like oh I'm just gonna do it for tour because I just

you know every time I open TikTok I see a million things I don't want to see it destroys my day it affects how I'm acting and how I'm thinking like everything so I was like when I'm in Australia I'm not going to have it whatever and I did have a relapse about halfway or like a week ago maybe or a little more where a bunch of people in a row started sending me a positive video about me and everyone's going like read the comments open this video whatever so finally i was like you know what let me just download it really quick i'm never getting that up ever again ever again because i went from feeling like so like my nervous system was like so regulated i was like perfectly fine i opened that and that's when i found out the boob job thing was happening i was like everyone's going who came

from the video like apparently there's like a bunch of videos about it people like who cares and just having like a filter for the things that you are posting as well and kind of keeping because that's what you want to do right like privacy is power and peace and to be able to still share things from your life but not have the ability to just rapid fire give people more like yada yada like a lot of times like I can't stand on my take sometimes or like if I have a video and I make some or I say something and then I post it and like the comments are receiving it like in a way that you know I didn't mean or something I immediately want to delete it and stuff I'd rather just like not care yeah and so I do I have my friend who is actually the same person who's why

watching Murph and Mouse, but she does that for brands. Like, it's her job to, like, police social media for, like, brands and stuff. Police is probably the wrong word, but, like, I don't know what the word is. Filter it. And so she's just been on there, and all day long, transparently, she's blocking everyone who's being mean to me because that's what I told her to do. I go, I don't care what it says. Like, if it's a mean comment, block them, I'm shameless about that. Like, I block people left and right.

I don't care if, like, that's petty or whatever. I block everyone. she deletes things that she knows I wouldn't want to see and so that one day hopefully I can return to it and be like yeah a little more a little but I just think it's really like right now you don't need reply to comment

feature you don't need to be commenting I don't need that I don't need that you need to focus on long form shit what you want to focus on your fucking future your life like the good things you know what I mean and it's just like in a perfect world they'd be able to just delete it all together but it's also my biggest platform and my job well and there

there are certain things you want to share and certain people that you want to share them with. And I think that this is almost a good mental differentiation for like when you're making a video. You're like, I'm making this video for the girlies you wanna see it and then like she'll post it. And like there's a connection there without all of the in between fluff

that you can then get caught up responding to and sharing more that you don't need to share. Yeah, I don't need to see, yeah, I don't need to see any of that. At least for now. I think like there's a point in time where I'd return to it later and maybe I feel a little bit better about it. But like where my mental's at right now?

I don't need to be in there. Also forever. whenever I will just say there's something. I mean, at least me, I've always loved this. Like, sitting down and making a YouTube video and editing it and posting it and it not kind of going to like a for you to the masses and it just going to people who you genuinely want to see it. Seek it out.

Yeah, exactly. It is very fulfilling and fun. And obviously as we're also leaving this chapter, like we have to focus on other long form avenues that we want to take and try new things and, you know, figure out how to do that. So it's good that you're like holding space. for that. Let me actually not say holding space ever again. YouTube and Instagram are like safe spaces. Like you said, it's like, you have to like go out of your way to come to somebody's like YouTube channel or Instagram. Like TikTok people stumble upon it. A YouTube channel hate comment is almost like so lit. You know what I like about a YouTube channel hate comment is that you can go to their profile and you can see all comments on this channel. So you can see every comment that they hate comment that they've ever posted. Like I look at it on canceled sometimes. Someone posts. Someone posts. an evil comment but then I see that like they've commented a million other things like so one that's like Brooke is so hypercritical about everything Tanna does and I went to their thing

and the last 12 comments are them being like so hypercritical of everything you do. I'm like hmm interesting. Brooke and I were having this whole like manic week where we were like convincing ourselves that Clinton Kane was telling the truth the entire time and like we're back to reality now like literally killed off the parents like they're alive like we know now but it was just like such a funny week i wrote it down no i will say like i've i definitely like understand him a little bit more after having been to australia i first of all i didn't realize how close we are to like brunei and the philippines and stuff where i was like it's not like so out there that he chose australia to pretend to be from yeah it's like being from like rural texas and being like

i'm from miami yeah i guess that's like so then like actually like wild though but then i you know And I was like, okay, I'm like, shit, like, could he possibly have that accent? But then I realized that Paige is from Springfield, Massachusetts, and that would be like her having a Boston accent. Although Boston is only a few miles away from her. Yeah, that is very interesting. No, we got back to reality, but it was really fun. Like, we had this serious coming to a moment. All of a sudden, I was like, oh, shit.

No, but he lied. He lied. He killed her. Off. Do we? Well, I'm scared. Do we talk about the Belfast mayor? Oh, we're never ever.

There's a reason that the canceled podcast has to end, and this is like up there on the list. We, I had about the other day. We're just, you know, I wanted to see what's going on. You need a fucking flip phone, bitch. I'm going to get you a motor roll eraser. Okay, fine. I had a hard time a couple weeks ago.

I was really going through it, and it was dark. Anyway, it led to me Googling us, and I saw that there was a recent article where the mayor of Belfast had to release a statement about something we had said about Belfast. We had said it was a very violent city from our experience. We saw a lot of fighting. We did see a lot of fighting. We did. And we just recounted our experience, but he had to literally publicly come out and make a statement

that said, that is not the Belfast I know. These girls have it all wrong. Can you find the article? Yeah. Because there were like a few blurbs in it that just really spoke. to me. I mean, granted, we were talking about all of the fights that we saw on stage, and the crowd was kind of agreeing with us. Like, yeah,

people really fight here. But it wasn't that serious. Like, that's the problem. Is it's platform versus just like, you know what I mean? Like, we just say something that you'd say with your friends. Like, oh, I saw a lot of fights here. It's not like we're like gavel down deeming this place. Like, I don't know. I'm not a mayor. Like, it's just what I saw. I'm just a girl who sees things.

It says the name of the article. Deputy Mayor responds as Belfast branded violent and scary by hit U.S. podcasters. I'm like, all I read is hit U.S. podcast. Two popular American influencers who visited Belfast have said that they were left feeling fearful following their trip. I feel like that's an exaggeration. Yeah, I didn't say I left.

No, I didn't say that. Or maybe I did. Dude, that's the problem, too. It's like, what, what did I say? These comments in no way reflect the Belfast I know and love, he said. In their podcast, Brooke 28, they really had to say how old I was. Hmm. It's scary to have a lot.

an opinion these days. Brooke then described an encounter at their hotel that led her to believe people in Belfast are violent. We were taking our luggage out, putting a luggage cart on the street, and some lady went by, I'm waving at her baby, and she goes, God, you stupid fucking g- It's true. That was true.

That was a true story. Although they left out the part where we were, I mean, we were standing in her way. But still that's arguably. Unloading our luggage on the sidewalk where she was trying to walk. So she had maybe some validity there. Belfast is a city of artist, musician, storytellers, and community builders

who inspire people the world over. Okay, also, I loved Belfast. Belfast was beautiful, like the country you drove by, and there was all these, like, it was gorgeous. You're allowed to see a few fights and, like, make an opinion, you know? But I also understand why he's defending the integrity of Belfast. Do you think it's can be true? Of course.

And Belfast, this is my official apology, because I actually did love Belfast. Me too. And you are not defined by the men fighting about soccer. I also drank the coffee in Belfast And to this day I've never had any coffee like that in my entire life It was called Black Sheep Coffee And like I was doing push-ups I was doing military training

And like I'm gonna chalk it up to the coffee Shit made me want to score up with Makoa You know what I mean? Yeah maybe that's why everyone was fighting with each other We just do it again You just use a fucking second thing Something in their coffee is Cold play couple

Pete Davidson is pregnant He is And I I rebuke. I rebuke. I actually rebuke. I actually rebuke. I mean, as a father now. Like, I'm done. This is me actually like official sign off. Like I, Tana Mojo, I'm never going to talk about Pete Davidson again. He's probably like, phew. He's like, thank literal God. Yeah. Like it's, I mean, I'm happy. I don't know him. I'm happy. They look happy. That's awesome. I just people were tagging me too in a way. I always know things are out of hand when people are tagging me in a way. I don't need that to be happening either because Elsie's like, my good friend. No, people, like, tens and tens of thousands of people were tagging me and Pete Davidson's baby announcement to the, in the way that it was like, Thai or MRI or, you know, and it's

just like, wow. Wow, Tana. You've, like, on this man's baby announcement, there's 10,000 at Tana Mojo tags. Like, kill yourself. Slay. Like, just, hell yeah. Dude, fucking hell yeah. I'm done.

Cold play couple. Because, you see, I was about to be like, do you think it's a taxi cab theory? Fucking lobotomy. Literally, no, not at all. yeah at all cold play concert couple adultery affairs he got fired did you see the iron clad devil wears prada fucking statement that she put out is it ironclad because it's fake i love you so much i only know that it's fake because in it she says he referenced or he quoted cold play in his statement and that statement was fake so obviously I know her statement too is fake but really she should just

repost it in my opinion the one where she was like it's fake I hate the internet I know that's why I'm not I shouldn't be allowed on it I'm not even kidding because I believe everything I see same and just literally propaganda propaganda propaganda propaganda up my ass all the time I'm just spreading misinformation like a stupid little fucking wildfire me too because it's said but with such conviction and it's like people that I like I value their opinions and stuff who are sharing certain things that I'm like I watched like nine different bitches and blazers who like report on fucking shit talk about this state

it's like maybe it's a different statement but I'm did she say in it like to quote yes yeah it's fake but she should repost it I think that should be her exact statement I wonder if in our future endeavors if we will continue to separately misquote and spread this information I would like to put that behind me I would like for people to be like wow

Tana Mojo is so well informed it's never gonna happen I think I think there's like some element of like a lot of the time when we spread misinformation, it could have been like we could have intervened. Do you know what I mean? Like we would not only do we say it with such conviction in front of a camera, but then we then watch it back say and then put it out. Yeah, like Google cut.

It's so true. Like fact check. That's like run it through big goals. This is like the dumbest sentence ever come out of my mouth. This is like one of my big goals. It's to get smarter. choking on your words that's a goal that's not a stupid goal

I think that just there's so much more learning you're very smart there's so much more learning and growing to be due and that's what I was going to say to be due do do we do Scooby fucking do I don't know what my big goals are that's okay I don't have any

I feel like you do you're just not maybe thinking think about it seriously like really you know no i do i think i just need to take a beat i think it's kind of hard to like it's also hard to be creative if you're not feeling inspired to be creative you know something will happen yes hopefully it also is just like wild to think in the last year like we've done damn near 100 shows last year and a half like we have three left as of right now three left even today i was like vlogging and i was like well I'm really like I'm going to shoot one of the last episodes of the canceled podcast and

even just these last three shows being on stage like knowing this and listen we we might have our our era's reunion whatever one day. Yeah, I'm kind of hoping there's a Jonas Brothers reunion in the future. Like you never like never say never for things but as of right now, these feel like the last times that we're doing these things that we've done for so long and it is just like a very crazy feeling. I've been really blocking that out this tour like all of the shows. I've been trying to just be in the moment

and enjoy them and the Australian crowds have been fucking insane. It's so, I love it here. The all might we did shows, was it in Melbourne where I was just like, y'all made us feel like fucking

one direction, okay? Like, I feel like all the shows have been so many. I just, like, in general, like Australia is the best place ever. Yeah, it's been so amazing. But I've been trying not to mentally harp on the fact that like,

there's a world war or maybe we never do this again. Like, who knows? just thinking about I found that I came across this photo of our first show and we're just like doing this little tiny room and like we were just like genuinely too like it wasn't a little tiny at all yes it was it was 700 cap it was stand up live in phoenix was it a 700 cap if you asked me right now I would have told you it was 85 cap like not even today I wouldn't have broke a hundred it was 700 oh I have to kill myself okay what a privilege obviously to start with it was

I remember being there and being like oh my god I did not think this is what we meant I can't go out there. Oh. God, I'm an idiot. But it doesn't matter because it was still so special. It was like, it's our first show. Yeah, just like we had no idea, you know, that we would hop on a bus and spend chunks of our year doing their,

like we'd have runs where we would do fucking two shows a night for five days in a row for thousands of people. Like even this Melbourne, it was 2,800 people back to back sold out. Like Glasgow, I'll never forget it. It's just like it's wild some of the shows and like all of the things that we've gotten. And it's just really wild. this is like coming to an end it's yeah I know it makes me really sad I think like I've like you said you're blocking it on I'm the same way I've completely removed myself from the situation

because I know I couldn't physically handle the emotions of it but I know the instant I get home I'm gonna have to like sit in it and be like oh my God I'm never going to do that again or maybe I don't know I don't know I think that we'll do similar things it just like yeah like it will never be what it was you know like this is the closing of a chapter but like I am now trying to be in the moment of that because I think that that's a beautiful thing as well like I notice how much I as a person and this is just like with my ADHD with my anxiety just how I am as a person with everything I'm thinking about the next thing like even if I'm on a flight I'm thinking I can't wait to be in bed later like if I'm even like right now I'm thinking about the show

later like just like how I and then obviously bigger picture as well like whenever I I'm in a city I'm thinking about like the next time I'm traveling and leaving or like just chapters I'm I'm thinking about you know and I'm really trying to be present in this and just I don't want to look back and be like oh my God you were mentally like you know what I mean I know I already I already know that I'm going to be like that but you know what can't help it I'm trying I'm just it's just fucking wild it really is like all of the things that we've done across this time it's so crazy and we like didn't kill each other no i'm kidding we came close a few times we'm not even gonna hold you yeah i mean but like it's nice

that i don't know we're just able to go off and into our fully developed lives and have respect and admiration for each other and just like even when i'm on stage and like you're talking and you're doing your thing i'll look at you and i'll be like wow this is like so lit to do this with someone else who is like you know what I mean like we do it like each other like like like just I don't know like who does this too and like I get to sit on stage and be quiet for fucking 20 minutes and like someone's killing it and like it's definitely going to be interesting to see us do our first like solo anythings like it's yeah because we always have had the other one to kind of I agree and also like I think about it because I love I love doing shows and I've always like it's

so exciting to me and stuff but like the concept of ever doing it without you physically there. Like, I, it makes me literally want to throw up, like, of nerves. And it's so interesting how, like, I'm never nervous to go on stage. And we do shows for, like, you know, we've done 5,000 cat venues. And the thought of standing up in front of 80 people by myself, I couldn't. When I go home, I'm going to haze myself. Like, I'm going to random comedy clubs and I have to try it.

I think we bullshit. We should do it together. That'd be funny. Well, I've, like, I've talked to my agents about this a lot because it's like, it's been in conversation for so long because I've always wanted to do like just stand up but like I'm like it's going to be the biggest secret of all time I'm going to pop out in like a you know a 30 person room I'm not telling anybody on my team in my corner I'm not telling miles I'm not telling anybody I'm going to my friend's house and I'm going to go and do five minutes or do 10 minutes

100% and there's something so like cool and humbling about that because I think that we have these amazing fans who like think all of our inside jokes are funny and we're able to have this beautiful niche where we go out and like we know the certain types of jokes that we can make that will hit with this crowd but it's a whole other thing to test your timing and your jokes to the general public with people who don't already know you who don't know your humor who you know like yeah it is that's I think that's what scares me about it is like it's so different to go out in front of an audience who paid specifically to see you than to go out in front of an audience yes 100 And I'm just like, I'm excited to test all of these limits and get better at so many things.

That's as beautiful as canceled is. Like we've, we've ceilinged our ceilinged. No, I know what you're saying. But like, you know, it's nice that we're going to be going down these avenues now where we have room to get better and to grow and to, you know what I mean? Versus just like, we know we can fucking sit here and talk shit about a TikTok influencer and make jokes. It's low hanging fruit. Like I would like to have to like work for some shit again.

and feel that and feel proud of yeah i'm just i'm elated i really am but stand-up is going to be so like very interesting i know i think of like like i have like friends who help me with it a little bit because i don't know it's just as scary and it's so isn't scary because it's like oh what's the worst that can happen you go out and people don't laugh at you that much like i've seen a thousand comedians that i'm like uh whatever and i've never remembered anything about them you know what i mean like it doesn't matter but to me it's like oh my god i couldn't take it i would think about it for the rest of my life if I bombed that's I literally I feel like it's going to be so mentally healthy for me to bomb like 15 times like I'm excited you know what it is is like it's almost like I feel like

I should go out and do like rejection therapy or rejection what's it what do they call it when you like embarrass yourself in public and stuff on purpose like a certain amount of times to the point where you're desensitized to it no I'm serious like people go out and they do it's like they humiliate themselves like intentionally so that they can't like feel that feeling I need that that is like yeah you would benefit from that like genuinely just like go lay out in the middle of the street

in public just because it's like you know like you can't embarrass me I need the opposite of that I fear like I need to have a little more shame yeah it almost feels like you've already been through it I would do anything for your level of like I don't know Paige and I were just talking about this but like just like the

feeling of like just you don't even notice things sometimes that is true like sometimes i am just in my own other world but also i think it's like i did i don't know i did have to i was talking about this in my most recent youtube video but just like i went through so much of my life where i cared so much of people liked me like truly so much like we were talking about this forever ago but like the younger self coffee thing like that was my number one takeaway like right now if i sat down and got coffee with my younger self, she would be trying so hard to make me like her. And I find that to be so sad.

You know what I mean? Like, just that I was that person for so long. And then I don't know. I don't know what really changed. I am that person. I would like to unsubscribe to that feeling, but unfortunately, I'm still there. I think it came with, like, radical acceptance

that, like, not everyone's going to like you. And there's nothing you can do. You know what I mean? Like, even recently, like, someone close to me brought someone around, like, someone knew they're dating and I'm not allowed to podcast about it. I was going to say didn't you swear yourself to secrecy on this topic? I'm not allowed to podcast about it but I could tell this person they just kept making digs at our whole friend group like they looked at

Isabelle and they were like well I have a real job like and just like you don't know Isabella you don't know what she does for a living like what I like hello like what's your name you know what I mean like such a and just kept and I could just tell that this person did not know any of us but had this crazy predisposition, like, and did not like any of us. And I was thinking about how years ago I would be trying to convince this person that I do have substance and what I do for a living is hard work and that, you know what I mean? I matter and like all of these things. And it's just like, I don't know. Now I'm like, hell yeah. You hate me? In some ways, I think it can be a positive thing to care what people think. Because of course, like, you know, on some level, like, it makes you

a good person. But I think I would like to get to where I only cared about people's opinions who I actually admire or look up to or no personally and i think there's something to be said about if you're the common denominator right like if fucking five of your friends come to you and they say you have a problem with this or five people then it's like it does matter yes growth and reflection matters that's not what i'm saying to like ignore that but i don't know it just gets to a point i think what it was too was that for so long i thought of myself pretty like lowly like the world had just like beaten me and myself image and you know what i mean so it's like I was just more susceptible to then if people were saying things.

It validated what you already thought about yourself. I feel like that's why certain comments and stuff get to me now because I'm like, oh shit, that's already something I. Yeah, like struggle with and stuff. Even subconsciously, like, kind of think. And it's like, and there still will always be comments like that on social media. But yeah, I guess that's what it is. Just like eventually becoming a person that you're like cool with.

But that's hard. That's life. Figuring that out is like the hardest battle. of life ever. Ew. Harry Jousy is doing a television show. This is also something that I also received like thousands of tags in and it's

just so funny that there are certain people that the internet feels like they need to like keep me updated with. Like I didn't need to be tagged in this like 5,000 times but yeah it's like it's specifically to date him right? Let's marry Harry is the name of the show. You know if there's, who is that man's

agent? You know what I mean? Like how who is who is his unscrues? television agent because that man has been on every possible show and then he needs to go on traitors i know he would kill it he really would kill it on traitors or no he needs to go on house of villains ooh that would be everything i've never even seen it but he he's a villain from what i've gathered i don't it's so hard i don't i don't i don't know not in life i mean on tv oh okay i get what you're saying i get what you're saying i agree with that i don't i have no negative thoughts about him in life i I think he's like every time I see area I'm like that is like a sweet smart golden retriever

dead ass but like I agree he's so not every time I see him I mean I see him a lot and so that's my guy that's my guy you see him walking his dog I guess it's just like it is the different perception of being like a woman who's with him versus like a friend or like you know what I mean he was spotted with Sia though did you see this how did they know it was she didn't have a she didn't have a chandelier she didn't have anything like she was just raw dog in it they were holding hands no way have you not seen this It's cracking me. The reason I ask is because I didn't even see it on.

I live for Sia though. She's so talented. Sia and Harry Jousy holding hands. What happened to Lucy? That's like Sia and Harry Jousy? What the hell do they talk about? And that is nothing against either one of them. I hate one of people like, what do they talk about?

And it's like a dig at someone's intelligence. I just mean like genuinely where do they align? Is Sia Australian? I don't know. Look at this. Harry's Australian. I love that for him. You know, he's just like.

I love how random he is. She's so talented. She's another one of those. I'm pretty sure who has written, like, so many songs that we know about and don't realize it. Like Charlie X, yeah. Yeah. See, it's a fucking icon. A legend living.

Just like such a funny crossover. But I do live for like random crossovers like that. Like I don't know why. I just love seeing unexpected. Me too. Who do I want to get spotted with? Well, more importantly, who would ever get spotted with me? No.

Stop it. I'll tell you that much. I'm definitely pregnant, but it just is. what it is. You're not pregnant. I'm, I, I'm, and I'm validating your feelings. Are you pregnant? I do not disagree with you. I've never disagreed with you. No, it's, you're fine to disagree. I just like, I don't know. I just, something's up, but like, I'm, something is up. Stop it. It like freaks me out a little. I'm like, because I'm like ready for you to disagree

with me when they talk, lokey. You know when everybody learned the term gas light and it became like an epidemic because we were just like throwing it around like so crazy. You're going to say contrarian is the new gas light and i want to come out right now as a contrarian i was just going to say like you are a contrary i am i am i always have been it's been like it's definitely like something written in my dna or something like i've been like that forever i was the type and this is going to shock you but i was the type to like correct my teacher yeah no that's not like i just i just was a know-it-all like i i always wanted to disagree with everything and anyone said in it. It's literally, it happens before I even have the chance to think about it,

so just know that I'm a victim. It's funny because the internet caught onto it at a point that I had like made full peace with it. Like there definitely was a point. Like I, I, let me go on record. I'm, I'm sorry. Why did I just cut you off? It's not that I want to disagree with everything that you say. It's that I do disagree with everything you say. No, I know you feel it to your bones, first of all. It's not that I like, like, oh, I just, I want to disagree. agree with you but like I we really do disagree on like almost everything we disagree on absolutely the color of the sky I say that I always say that but there are people who like I like I literally agree with every single thing they say yeah I don't know I don't know what that is but but it's funny the

when people caught on that I had like I don't know just made such peace with it like there definitely was a point in our kill each other eras where I was like you know but like mm-hmm like now I'm sorry you should just be better having opinions and i will say that like like what's an accurate percentage maybe like 43% of the time i need what you're saying that's a pretty good percentage you know where it's like you do make me think things through from the opposing end a lot more than i used to as a person i also sometimes i'm sometimes i it's really just like i'm trying to see it from the other side like i'm not necessarily i don't even necessarily feel that way but i'm like I want to understand, like, what the other side of this is.

And I think I needed that. Like, devil's advocate. Like, I did need that a lot more in the beginning. And I will say, like, a fucking toxic boyfriend. When we do sink up, it's lit. Like, you know, it's, people will be like, how dare she disagree that she doesn't love winter? No, that's, that's unacceptable behavior.

And it's like, no, I'm my bad. I just don't fucking like it. And I also wouldn't enjoy that. Like, I'm not sitting here saying that I, like, seek her would want a yes, man. and I think that podcasts of two people just fucking agreeing with each other like that's what I'm saying like a lot of the time it's beneficial

sometimes I'll see things that are like she just agrees with it she's so far up to hand and she agrees with everything that she says and then the new narrative was like she hates everything she says you also just can't fucking win you know I don't know what you're talking about

I've never seen that and a comment about it I've never seen a negative comment well now you're in your like genuinely I just I'm so proud of you what a beautiful thing like it just what better way I'm not consuming sorry like you can't you can't catch me it's I think it's

just because consuming then creates reacting and then that's just like digging that's the problem it's not like maybe I can handle like I mean I don't like to feel it like but whatever I can probably handle it it's just the fact that I physically cannot stop myself from reacting like and I do I do all day long one in every

thousand horrible comments I just pop off and I clap back and then those of course become this huge thing but like literally four times total I've came for someone's haircut PR cycle because like if you were to just genuinely like

you know what I mean like it would and this goes with any influencer like the way that it's just like if someone doesn't talk about something it like becomes no longer in their reality and you see all of the I'll tell you about lesson I'm never going to learn it's hard it is but at a certain point as well though like

are you just beating a dead horse like you know what I mean like it's like why even talk about it doesn't Matt no one's no one cares to you're not going to convince anyone of anything like everyone's already made their mind exactly that's that's my thing is it's like you're like fighting to make this person like you whereas but it's like it's decided it's set in stone you are not like you're not doing anything but validating like and like the way that so much of the internet is just like sheeple in reality you fighting with them isn't even going to make you like them.

It's like nine months from now you'll like do a cat trick and they'll be like, you know what? Brooks Schofield's okay. Like it's just like it's like so like, yeah, it's wild. It is just like so fucking wild. I don't know. I think you should like me again. And that's what they want from you though. You know what I mean?

I'm ready for just fuck it era. Just who cares? I tried fuck it era but then I was like, oh, you're not hating back. But just like I don't care. Just I don't care. if whatever because like even just see at these shows it's so beautiful to like see I don't know there's a lot of my life too where I let a lot of like unnecessary hate or you know a lot of times I needed a lot of the hate to grow and once I like really read the comments and like fucking was like damn

do I have this problem and like worked on myself that that was lit but like there's also just like hate on like the way I looked or the way I sounded or things I did yeah when I talk about like things like that. I'm never talking about like valid like supported hate that like I understand. I'm talking about like things that are so just like actual like parts of my personality or how I look or whatever it is

that are like who gives a fuck. Yeah or just if you don't like it there's the door. Yeah. You know like that's I don't know it is very interesting. Very interesting. What else do I have? Trisha Petus. How dare we?

Aquaman. Moses. Pettus Hackman Just one more time Like I'm so sorry Aquaman Moses Patus Hackman I need to like sit and do an exercise

Where I say Aquaman a bunch of times Until like I desensitized the word Aquaman I won't do that now I'll spare the listeners Sometimes that happens so much That something does just become a name like Apple Yes Like whoever knows Apple Paltrow

Yes They probably like that's just Yeah yeah that's just Apple Paltrow Yeah It's a funny-ass name. It's so funny because I genuinely do. We were saying this in the car. But Aquaman, and Trisha was saying this to me a lot.

Like, she was definitely being like, this one's really gonna, like, this one. A lot of people might not like this one. And she was even saying she didn't want it out there specifically because she knew people would try to talk her out of it. But she was, like, dead set in her ways. I'm obsessed with that. And I think it's cool that, like, everyone was guessing Poseidon and all these different things. Yeah. You know what I like about it is I,

I have the opposite reaction of everybody else Especially like when she named Malibu Barbie Everyone's like she's gonna get bullied so much in school And in my head I was like If I were a five year old like girl And I met a girl named Malibu Barbie I would literally go home and fucking beat my parents I know what I mean

I would literally be like how dare you not name me Malibu Barbie I would be so jealous And I feel like that like especially because like little boys Would look up to Aquaman so much It's like being named like Superman or something like that's cool that's not a bulliable offense and we're in los angeles like aquaman is going to be going to school with bookshelf and blueberry muffin like you know what i mean like it's shelf is actually kind of cute like it's it's just like it's not like aquaman is going to be the only out of pocket

name at that school like are you kidding me like Aquaman genuinely is going to be going to school with like serendipity and fucking crumbull cookie serenipity is like a real cumble cream moonbee ice cream like i think it's cute i love but I think everything she does to me is cute. And these children are already the children of Tricia Paitis. Like they already have an iconic, non-generic upbringing and background and lifestyle and the history and the footprint and of their mother. Like she's an icon and just like so many things. Like being named Aquaman is arguably going to be like probably the least interesting thing about that child by the time that it like forms its amazing boisterous personality.

you know yeah and like i'm excited i think it's everything i think you never have to worry about running into somebody with the same name yeah and just i'm i'm interested to see if it's like aqua if it's if it's let me stop saying it is it going to be aqua baby aqua boy aquaman yeah like just like what like what am i even going am i going to be like aquaman or am i going to be like aqua like you know maybe we're going to call him moses yeah it's very interesting to see you but Aquaman I I love it I just I think it's cool that it's

becoming just more normalized to just like life is short and having Who gives the damn what your name is You know it is like people are choosing Their own names now I'm meeting some really Interesting characters And it is just like Wild that your parents do just like

If you think about it it's arguably Weirder that societally Whoa I've like never thought about this but like and it's the most like mundane thought ever okay i'm such a stupid bitch i'm like whoa um but like everyone just names their kid joe and there's like 500 other joes and like you look at a baby and you thought oh that's joe and like think about joe like who came up with joe or like who came up with michael or who came up with fucking yeah what really like how really did we decide like or decide this name is normal and this name isn't normal

yeah and then like if you think about it like how strange like remember and school it'd be like John S and John R like what in the fucking severance what in the fucking like I know there's so many names that are happening like right now that I'm like oh you guys are going to regret this because they're ever you know it's so they're like so popular like having a name that no one else has is like shit like I feel like what's what's the name like Beckham everybody's kids named Beckham yeah that is interesting at least I know the ones I'm seeing I am like I'm on like Mormon mom's TikTok. Well, not anymore.

Trisha has like genuinely inspired me to just like really take it there with my child. I know my kids names already. I know too now. Yeah. Is it what I think it is? I love them like so much. And I might do something similar to one of your kids. I love it. I like really do that. The second one where we keep getting signs because there's a store here called that and we see it everywhere and we're like, is that a sign that we're supposed to name or a second? By the way, I'm not pregnant. And, I have no intent to be pregnant in the next five years. Same, 100% same as I say all of this.

Lately, I've been really thinking about it, but I don't know if this is like for dogs or not, okay? Put your contrarian hat on because I'm going to need you to tell me if this is like a fucked up thing to do. That hat does not come off. Is it fucked up to name your kids some like tandem shit, like truth and dare? I know. I love it. Scratch and sniff.

No, I'm totally kidding. I actually, I do love it. I really do like that stuff. but it can't be truth and dare but we did meet a girl named dare the other day and that was cute i know that's what inspired it i love but truth i don't like truth just as its own name scratch and sniff obviously i'm kidding but how cute for dogs that's cute oh that is really cute i like when names go together i think that's cute but like just how out there do i want to get mccull was pitching bartholomew last night and then i call him bar mccola calls him mew

it's just wild though like tanna macaul and bartholomew yeah i have like like murphy mouse and miles are all m so i'm like what if i need to have like an i like em names like i'm obviously not an m an m or a b m to the b belloport walks and we summon her like the fucking what's the girl from the ring summa that's the grudge i have no clue i've lost my touch I'm out of it. Three more shows. I want to talk about my aura ring, okay? Okay.

Everyone needs an aura ring. Everyone, like, it's changed my life. If you have ADHD, it's the greatest thing I've ever had. I just can't believe that it's real technology. You're sure it is? I guess it could be lying to me, but even if it's lying to me, it's so lit. Like, it'll tell me later that I was stressed right now. That's cool.

I don't want to know. that. Yeah, I don't know. I've always been that type of person since I was a child where I want to like analyze why things are the way they are. And like, it's just like if if I feel like shit, my aura ring will be like, well, you slept like shit. And then I'm like, oh my God, I was awake at all these minutes of the night. Like that's so cool. Really? I think I would just be pissed off all the time because it'd be like you're stressed and I'd be like, I know. But then like it'll be like move, fatty. Like if I'm sitting for too long, it'll be like, get up. But also a thing that I don't want to you know what I mean like it's like you remember when you were younger and your mom would be like

clean your room and you were already about to clean your room but now you're like fuck yeah I was already going to I guess you have a point I'm just so bad at like it does it actually like you really do feel like it helps you like you reminds you to do things yes and like for some reason like when my aura ring has like a red line and says like you went to bed at 3 am like that's horrible like I want to be better for it the next day like I want to like okay then that's yeah you're right that's like it's like making me like like make a game out of my life like I have to hit my like 8,000 step goal or I like don't make my aura ring proud and like I just I can't even believe I was about to say I was today years old

I'm such a millennial what do you say you say something in the show all the time that like that because you keep saying that you keep referencing that specific thing that you say that's so millennial but you say something in the show where I'm like oh my god that's a really good example I like really like I know I'm technically Gen Z but it's so funny oh you say you say uh gate or girl boss gate keep gas light gate peak yeah and i can't speak english our bodies are like physically giving out on podcast gas light gate keep girl boss yeah like that's so millennial like put it on a shirt cursive font i can't it's literally live laugh love it's oh you know what i wanted to do speaking of in the show but i guess we can do it in our next episode oh my god that's really sad i'm

oh we were going to react to the video i want to react to the video we've been playing because we've been doing this thing where we play all these old clips of canceled and just how things have changed from them like we give an update and it's just so funny like those girls and just like knowing mary ann's paid now and like all the things like we just we have to we have to do that but we can do it in the next episode i got really sad because one day there won't be a next episode you know what again i'm just trying to see it as a positive it is it's just like it's one thing if it came to an abrupt end i think think I would see it as a positive. It's like,

you don't know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah, like, exactly. Like, it's like when you're like breaking up with someone and you guys like talk about breaking up and you're like moving out your things for like three months or something. You know, they're like going off to college or something and it almost makes it like worse. Yes. That's like, that's exactly what it is because it's like we just have to like sit and be sad about it like for like weeks and like, you know, whereas if it's just like. Yeah, but we're going to get to go home and then we're going to just be well actually no, I'm just going to be like, oh, I just lost. my job no but i just got fired we're back to being the i words until we put in the work we're

going to be in not me it's me and my family what your family channel me murf miles a mouse no i words like influencers oh i thought you were saying like i like i am doing this i am doing this but i'm still we i've got my children with me regardless no we're just we're influencers until we do something what are you going to say when someone says like what do you do I don't know. Like, I'm going to have to be like, I'm a former podcaster. I'm retired. Like, that's just so, because it's so true.

Like, when normally when people are kind of asking, like, the meat of my income, like, I'm talking about touring or I'm talking about this podcast. I'm a stay-at-home mother. I'm a whore again. Oh, yeah, you're just only fans. I mean, you, I think you have some other, like, pretty fruitful. sources of income. Not if I keep getting demonetized. I swear to God all I'm trying. Do you keep getting demonetized? Yes. My last video did, but that was my belt. You know what's funny is I originally started this channel because before this channel was canceled, it was my vlog channel. And I used this channel

solely because the like, not solely because like I would put other just like smaller pieces of content on here. Like honestly just videos I didn't give a fuck about as much. But I was much less demonetized on this one. Like I could get away with saying more things. And that's been true across canceled as well. Like we swear and stuff. I swear to God, if I say the word damn on my main YouTube channel, I lose all income. 18 plus. Like I just posted a video trying European McDonald's and it's 18 plus age restricted. Yeah, but I could feel, I have a feeling you were like, stuff this McDouble in my pussy or something. That's so funny because Ashley said the same thing to me today. Then I don't think that anymore. You guys are more like than different.

Could I miss her? So much. But, yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if I can't get my shit together. I'm about to start, like, posting Bible verses on my main YouTube channel. I don't know. And then it's like, what do I do with this channel? Because it was my vlog channel before.

Now it's, is it just, like, continuing eras? And then, like, all of a sudden I'm, like, doing something else on this shit. Like, it's just, do I leave canceled up? Or do we delete all of canceled? What? Why would you delete all of canceled? I don't know. I'm counting on at least like a thousand bucks here and her there from AdSense. I didn't even think about that.

Oh my God. Why would we erase it? Do you hate me that much? No, I don't hate you. I'm just saying like the era. Like, I don't know. You want to delete it all? I've also said a lot of things on canceled that I would love to just die.

What the hell? Well, I guess I've just. Well, it will live forever on somebody's account and they will collect. So we should collect. Oh, my God. Oh my God. It's so stressful. But everybody downloads these episodes.

God, I don't, I don't, I'm scared of her now. No, I just like, there's so many things to figure out. I feel like the McBrooms. Oh, like, we're like dividing our assets or something? Just like, you know, it's like, it's all so confusing. Well, God, like, he cheated with 40 women. Like, we just decided like, it's so true.

This isn't going to work. I know, but then what? So every month I have to see what amount of ad sense for my channel comes. Well, this is like an off camera. a conversation. Oh, so now you're using this channel as your vlogs again. Well, like, what if I wanted to? It was. You can't. We built this from the crowd. I was Emma Chamberlitting it up on this channel. You know, I got it. I got it to two mill. I just, it's so interesting to like, no, because I'm collecting. I'm, I'm, I'm invoicing you. Oh my God, I just don't even know. From these episodes,

yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We're going to have to work through that one. Imagine we're just in a court battle. I'm coming for my 30 bucks. Like, what the fuck, dude? I don't know. Well, we have a show to get to. And I have no more topics. I'm starving. Like, should, do you feel like we have a? Yeah. I feel like we've been shooting for eight hours. Me too. And I have a camel toe. Also me too. Oh my God. I've just been stretching out in this amazing, perfect, flawless fabric that is white, fox. long sleeve top white box I've got on a little cheetah white fox moment we've been wearing our black white fox jeans for this whole tour we just want to thank white fox for sponsoring this tour and this leg of tour and this leg on my body truly all jokes aside it's actually like you don't understand how grateful we are it has made the biggest difference and it's really cool to like looking out in the crowd and seeing all the bitches in white fox too like even on the street it's like it's just so huge especially in australia I feel like that I'm like that's my those are my people and I just like they're the best the fact that they just don't want to work with us after

all this time and you know just they want to it's so funny them sponsoring the show because one of the elements of them sponsoring the show is that we have to put the white fox logo which we love doing but it's just like it's in the whole show it's on the screen at all times and there'll be like a photo of me and lill zan with the white fox logo at the bottom of it so good and it's just like hilarious it's been like and many other photos we've been like sharing photos that we once took for oaf which is like so funny like just a big oaf journey dark times yeah but lots of different things but yeah we're headed to the show i'm about to eat my body weight and some food in that green room we have three shows left which is really that we're excited and they've been so fun they have been so fun and it's been the best

forever and we just love you guys so much and thank you for supporting us through this and through everything and for always we appreciate you and we love you and we will talk to you in the next episode Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.