Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 20: Episode 20: Tana Had Sex in Hunter's Bed
Episode Date: January 18, 2022In this episode Brooke, Tana and Hunter discuss their hectic 2022, Bryce Hall, Miley Cyrus, and whether Olivia Rodrigo is a Cancelled listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....com/adchoices
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Cancel. Don't remember doing this at all i can only hold myself accountable canceled look how good my life is so what else cancel me
tanimatsu is canceled hey guys welcome back to the cancel no i'm sorry that's not how she does
it why she do it's not how she does hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast guess who's back back back they always come back they
don't they don't always come back talk to yourself in the seat yeah not for me that's for sure it's
really a vindication episode if anything yeah oh oh yeah yeah this to be vindicated yeah this is
the hunter vindication episode uh today's episode is a Hunter cast because there was a point in time that I definitely did not think you would be sitting in this seat again.
Me too.
I was shocked when I heard that you were doing an episode with us today.
I miss you guys, to be honest.
I feel like when we started working, you guys kind of did your thing, and I was like, damn, I miss them.
See what I was hoping?
A good PR answer would have been like, it feels so good to be back on the canceled podcast.
No, that was good.
I think he gave us a good answer.
He said he missed us.
I'm going to be in like critique now on everything I say.
I'm just going to fight with Hunter.
I don't know what it is.
We just have days where I was just saying we never actually fight,
but we have like banter days where it's just fun.
I just want to talk shit to you all day.
No, I miss you very much.
And you've actually been back in LA now,
and I've been hanging out with you like normal again,
and it's been really great. Yeah, that's really nice. Like you are my bestie. I haven't seen you very much. And you've actually been back in L.A. now. And I've been hanging out with you like normal again. And it's been really great.
Yeah, it has been really nice.
Like, you are my bestie.
I haven't seen you very much.
Where you been?
I know.
I've been taking a little hiatus from, like, all.
I noticed about myself, someone actually commented this.
And it, like, pointed it out for me.
Everyone says people with ADD or ADHD, which I have ADD.
I'm definitely not hyperactive.
She was, like, a I have ADD. I'm definitely not hyperactive. They choose a favorite
person.
You were definitely, for two, three
months, you were my favorite person.
You hyper-focus on them. I have that problem as well.
I forgot.
Right before you left, me and Hunter were hanging out
literally all the time, talking all the time.
But then someone else does something dope.
I had to get a new favorite person.
She literally never talks to me anymore.
No, that's not true.
We talked the other day for like three hours.
Guess who FaceTimed you.
Okay.
Exactly.
Who's your favorite person right now?
Nat.
Shout out Nat.
She's a core thing,
and she doesn't want to be my favorite person at all.
Like she is not having fun with it,
but Nat is my favorite person right now,
and I just want to call her all the time.
My favorite person right now is Lila.
Lila's a really good favorite person.
Yeah, I've been just dying over Lila.
No, we should all talk over each other the whole episode.
I'm just letting her know so we shouldn't have an entire podcast with a piece of yarn
over it that might upset her.
I'm just kidding.
ASMR.
But Hunter, as you guys know, hasn't been on the podcast for a while because he really
slided Brooke and I.
You're sick for that
Brooke and I actually were annoyed with hunter so we took the opportunity to
Violently slander him giving him the opportunity to defend himself
Which is the best way to buy?
No, and then I mean to be you sent your wolves on me and you know you didn't even
guess also didn't even tell me you were slandering me until i saw like a viral tiktok so you don't
watch the podcast oh that's my bitch no but there's nothing like a surprise slander but
secondarily secondarily uh yeah the last podcast was a lot of surprise slander but um also at the
same time i did not think that would be from that episode what went viral.
It's hard.
I take a little bit of accountability because I do know there is.
You started your bit of slander by saying Hunter is a fucking snake.
And that's all I saw clips.
And I was like, holy shit.
Whoever clipped that is a fucking snake because I i ended that by saying but i love him so
much and oh yeah i did not get that part see i would have taken the route back me up i would
have taken the route by just saying that wasn't me so at least she owned up to that um no but
obviously as you guys know if you follow either all of our lives like we love you more than
anything so it was very annoying to internally have to deal with that
and be like y'all i'm really sorry that everyone around the world is coming for you so i just see
my comic controls right now no they're out of this light-hearted like we're gonna give them a hard
time for doing this and that's how we are i think it was gonna be like crazy like that and i've
apologized in private like 35 oh yeah no it's all good it's super over now as well it was more just
that like i obviously for all of us you especially
was very unexpected like i didn't think that i thought people would just hear that and know
that that's kind of how our group is like give someone some shit and you move on but they took
it as they swung for the fences with that it was pretty crazy i will admit but i really love you
and i did miss you on the canceled podcast so i'm happy to have you back today happy to be back yeah
yeah it's like i'm not here simply to
vindicate myself I'm so excited to be here
we're here for a good time I'm like so how hard was your life
without us be honest
what was that like living life on
tour I feel like that's the longest I've spent
without you in like five years
it really is like the longest I was gone for like
what like nine weeks or so
it was amazing best experience of my entire
life not because you were gone or anything
We were still talking like we weren't like I believe
We talked a lot while you were gone and then as soon as you go back you're like oh fuck good
I'm not and I don't mean this in a condescending way
But I thought I actually would like kill myself without you being gone
But I think it taught me some independence cuz like I like I was like weirdly fine. It went by quick
There's like with anybody leaving
I feel like it's like there's like a week where it's always, like, with anybody leaving, I feel like it's, like, there's, like, a week where it's, like, oh, this is hard and you readjust.
And then it's, like.
The first week we were, I saw you a week after, actually.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
So it wasn't that bad.
But there was a point on tour where, obviously, I'm not going to say it when it's no one, like, of importance to no one.
Start commenting and conspiring.
It's no, like, celebrity.
But some girl was being really crazy to you.
And you said that
she's so crazy she makes tana look so sane who i don't even know who that was at that point but
yeah but well you said this to a couple other people so i feel like you almost had the chance
of being on tour with a really crazy girl oh yes that that you that you valued how sane i am
i don't know if i'd value that no No, but yeah, that's very true.
When you go out on tour, you see a lot of different characters,
like from the crowd and from people you're around.
Luckily, everyone I was on tour with was so awesome.
But yeah, no, I did miss you.
And I don't know if I value your insanity, but...
Sorry, Brooke.
Oh, my God.
Brooke, you know, Brooke has her burping problem.
Yeah, no, she hates it. You have the burping problem yeah no she hates it you have the burping
problem i have a burping phobia yes yeah no and i normally well normally i'm around you like every
second and like we just talked about in the last podcast we had a little second where we had a
little hiatus and now she thinks she can just free ball it out no i know i had this falling
out of me which is so i'm trying to i'm very sorry actually you're flatulent just say it
it just flatulent also mean burping i thought that was only a farting i think it's just gassy
yeah do you know i don't know why this randomly just came in my head but this girl posted a
tiktok yesterday and it's going viral because it said when you shit on a guy's dick and then
he started dating tana mongeau and then she tagged Chris Miles. She tagged him in it, too?
Yeah.
Oof, tough.
Someone shit on Chris Miles' dick.
Wait, why does she want to tell people she shit on someone's dick?
I really don't.
Do you think that it was like that?
She's like, I don't get it, but she's like, totally gets it.
I've never shit on a dick, surprisingly.
I can, like, eat a Taco Bell Crunchwrap and do anal,
and somehow it all just stays inside.
I do wonder about that.
God.
I don't believe it stays inside.
I think she's
You can ask anyone
No I think that she's always
Just so fucked up
She wouldn't know the difference
Either way
No but you could actually
Ask anyone who's ever
Put it in my butt
Like I
I don't
No it's by chance
Like I'm not saying
There's already like
Fucking like salsa
Black beans
Like chocolate
Spilled on her bed
So I'm sure she'd just be like
You don't really know
What the difference is
It could be anal somewhere else though
A clean bed And I'm still like Absolutely You mean like my bed that you were having sex in when i was gone that
was a really good transition hunter that was i know i did have sex in your bed while you were
gone no i know like there was stains everywhere no i got it i got it cleaned i got it fully
cleaned yes i did she did not get it cleaned yes i did i was i was at no i'll tell you right now
no i got it cleaned the next day. And I slept outside.
No.
I got home at like, I don't know, like maybe in the afternoon.
And I slept for, it's the second time I came home maybe.
After I had sex in your bed, I got it cleaned the next day for a fact because I knew that
you would literally move out, kill yourself, never let it go.
I promise.
Anyways, so first time I came back from tour, I come home and there's this girl in my bed.
Who was there?
You were there, yeah, with two dogs. And I just tour, I come home and there's this girl in my bed. I was there. You were there.
Yeah.
With two dogs.
And I just like, I was so exhausted.
I was like, I'm so tired.
Yeah.
Like, I'm so tired.
And I look, I go to my room and she's like, sorry, last time was crazy.
I was like, what does it have to do?
It's like his first time seeing his bed in months.
Yeah.
Some girls.
And two dogs.
Two dogs.
Big dogs.
Super my bad.
I just actually didn't know you were coming home
that night i wouldn't do it to you you didn't tell anyone yeah no he just showed up and i thought i
had a couple more days so when you're gone your room's the guest room come on yeah um and it's
someone i'm really close with she's like my cousin but i mean um but beside that i did fuck my ex
yes no i'm very aware of that as well um not the the recent acts a different acts um like so insane
like you have a huge master
bedroom there were like eight people in my room and i just needed to get fucked in that second
so i was like you know anyways this happened multiple times now where there's been weird um
stains on my bed i got your bed clean so i don't know what no what about the other time where
where i bled on your bed oh yes sure that was sure. That was great as well. Well, I think I had a miscarriage.
Can I say that on this podcast?
I'm not really sure about that.
I feel like...
I can say that, right?
I don't think you can.
I'm eating my dinner peacefully.
I'm watching Netflix.
I'm just like sitting to myself.
Tana comes in.
She's like, like the fucking Kool-Aid man.
Just like walks into my fucking room.
Not the Kool-Aid man.
She walks in, sits down, grabs my food.
She starts eating it.
I was like, like yeah of course
come on feel free i feel like you always have the hunchback yeah just like what's going on
that see that was a direct attack that was fine that one hurt that one hurt i'm about to on the
bed eating because that's your that's your perfect stance you'll always be like that's the meanest
thing anyone's ever said to me i'll never ever ever get past that. I might start sobbing.
I'm like, I like sit up right now.
Anyways, so I'm like sitting on my bed and this happens and then you're eating and you get up and I'm like, oh my God.
No, I was like, I bled on your bed.
Yeah.
And then.
And then you ran.
Have you ever bled out uncontrollably?
No.
Exactly.
Can I talk to you about this, actually?
But she just kept being like...
Because I don't even know if I've told you this.
So basically, someone came at me by accident.
Obviously.
Is it ever?
No, it wasn't.
It happens too often for it to be.
I feel like she's probably like, light me up.
For sure.
No, but it wasn't.
I'll be the first one to tell you.
I'll hit a daddy cum in me, cum in me, cum in me. If you want to make a man fall in love with you, it's so easy. Like, you just get a little fucked to tell you i'll hit a daddy coming me coming me coming
me if you want to make a man fall in love with you it's so easy like you just get a little
fucked up and you hit you hit them with a coming me joe would literally jump yeah that's oh like
oh like like afraid he thought you're trapping me no yeah but i mean like if i want to make a man
want to date me you just hit him with a good coming me but this wasn't that this was like
they didn't pull out in time because it's so fire. But anyways, I still took a plan B, but I took it like 72 hours later.
Right.
And then my period was late.
And then I was having this period.
No, I understand.
My period was late.
And then I was like, oh my God, am I pregnant?
Whatever.
And you know me, just don't even address it until there's a baby bump.
I'm not even going even gonna you're absolutely sick
i have a really bad problem when i think something bad is happening it's just like don't address it
until you have to yeah like if you don't think about it it's not happening exactly and um especially
when it comes to when you think you're pregnant because i like trip myself out but then eventually
i got my period or so i thought and um it was just like And it had arms. No, I was just literally going to say.
There was a leg just like on my back.
I was literally just going to say.
So I put in like a super tampon.
And I kid you not, in 10 minutes it'd be full.
Well, that will happen after taking a plan B.
Because you'll have to have really like crazy.
But here's the thing.
That's right.
You've taken probably hundreds.
So many.
This is unlike anything I've ever seen before.
She's on plan like fucking alpha beta.
I'm on plan. I'm on plan z at this point yeah you got it and so no but i was bleeding through like the most
absorbent tampon in like 10 minutes and i'm not gonna lie there really was a point where i was
using the bathroom and i was like is that a leg it wasn't a leg oh and it's like when it's just
like a big old like. Like chunks.
But I mean like shapely chunks.
This is absolutely wild.
This is so wild.
No, just be lucky you don't have to go through that.
Of course.
No, yeah.
No, but so I was up high.
Like fucking right.
And so I had just put in like a super plus tampon, walked down to his room, sat on the bed, filled up the whole thing in 10 minutes and put it on his bed.
So anything you should feel so sorry.
Wear a condom. I don't know. I did. in 10 minutes and blood on his bed. So if anything, you should feel so sorry for my thoughts.
Wear a condom. I don't know.
I did!
Be more realistic.
Have him pull out.
Well, he was supposed to pull out, but again,
this shit was juicy.
But to be fair, Hunter, I did within the next hour have someone come clean your entire bed.
That instance you did, yes.
But there was another instance that also happened while I was gone where you didn't.
And I sat outside, slept outside for a couple hours until the maids came because there was your sexual juices.
Don't even say it.
So last night, last night I had sex with my new man.
He's really cool, by the way. We love him.
I actually really like him.
I think he's really nice.
That's so sweet. I feel like you've never said that about someone like me. Well, because he's like wholesome and way we love him i think he's really i think he's really nice that's
so sweet i feel like you've never said that about someone because he's like wholesome and has like
listen to country music like he's just like he's so really really nice kid everyone keeps telling
me i'm gonna ruin him i know it gets so we're at dinner and i was like i'm talking to nisha and i'm
like damn man so sad what's gonna happen to this kid in a couple months. No, I'm not.
Holy fuck. No, I mean,
he's a sweetheart. I tell him all the time, he's way too sweet for me. Do you want to know his body count?
Seven.
I was his seventh, and I'm
the only girl he's had sex with in LA.
Wow.
He just had sex with like 500.
Yeah, and now he's been sexually...
I'm being slut-shamed, I'm being slut-shamed, I'm being slut-shamed, I'm being slut shamed i'm being slut shamed
have you guys ever done that have you guys ever done like the sexual exposure calculator yes and
it made me what is that yeah you put in your body count you put in like how many people you've had
sex with and then you you do a guess of like how many on average partners that each of your
partners has had so if you have some partners who probably have had 70 partners and you have
some partners that have had three right you like find something in between and you put that
in and it tells you how many people you've been indirectly or indirectly like sexually exposed to
and it would be like the entire fucking state of texas right and it'll be like population seven
million oh wait it's like on that's oh it's on that scale like if you if you put it you know i
didn't i don't have a high body count i I think mine's in the, like, millions.
No way.
I, like, really, like, really did that and, like, had to rethink everything.
Because it's exponential.
Like, all those people, them.
Yeah, of course.
And the people they, yeah.
No, but Brooke, I was speaking.
He brought up juices.
It brought me to a thought.
So yesterday, before I.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's not the juice transition.
No, but so yesterday, like I said, I was about to have sex with my wholesome boyfriend.
And of course, whenever it's not like a grody face tattooed rapper and I am like talking to a wholesome guy,
I actually go to the effort.
And I mean this.
I know they're going to try to slander me, but I mean this to the core.
I will shower and shave before it every single day.
You want to know a fun fact?
I believe that.
You want to know a fun fact?
Yeah.
I took her shampoo and soap out of her shower maybe a couple days ago.
How long did it take her to notice?
I have several.
No, you're completely wrong.
I have several.
I took your main ones.
No, you don't know what they were.
You just want to slander me.
I'm literally just fine.
Anyways, I showered before I had sex with this man.
And then we had sex.
And, you know, like, he came in my mouth.
This is bad.
You know, he came in my mouth. That bad uh you know he came my mouth and then like
we went to sleep and i woke up and i went downstairs this morning i was so proud of
myself i was like i showered before i had sex and all the guys at the table immediately
didn't congratulate me which i was fully expecting they said but did you shower after
and you thought that was weird yeah she's like what do you mean once a year obviously hold on
though do you shower before and after you have sex with a man well i usually actually don't have to
shower before because i do shower daily i guess that's true i guess that's true my pre-shower
because i haven't showered right yeah oh wow i will, wow. I will say, like, Joe especially, he's, like, he's extremely clean and very OCD.
So he, like, immediately after every single time, he'll get in the shower and then I'll
just get in the shower, too.
Okay.
I'm a pre-shower, but then after, I'm like, good night.
I'm curious about that.
About the post-shower, post-nut.
Like, he just finished as well.
You both just, and then you were in the shower together.
Yeah, no, we're not, like, hooking up.
We are actually just showering at the same time,
which is kind of like weird, no?
No.
If you're close to someone.
It's not always together, but I'm not going to like, yeah, no.
Interesting.
I don't know.
I'm like, RIP, I miss you.
I just only pre-shower though.
Cause it's like, well, I mean,
but I also was talking about the fact I hate you both.
I was so mad.
Especially no offense. Like it's not like you're having like really cookie cutter like missionary only very like well with this guy it's a little more it's like mike tyson slanging it
from the ceilings fucking chandelier ass see ya like i am having the craziest sex of all time
and then you're not showering so i know your ass was sweaty, covered in liquids. You're gross.
To be fair,
like,
sorry, God, Jesus.
No, no, no,
but to be fair,
with this guy,
with this guy,
he does give, like,
southern, like,
lovey, like, cute sex
and it is more normal.
Yeah, was it wholesome?
No, the other day
I asked him if he would ever,
or no, Ari asked him
if he'd ever punch me in bed
if I wanted
and he said no
and I was like,
oh, man, that sucks.
No, you have to season him
to do it.
You have to make sure
they know that, like,
you mean it. No, but he wouldn't. He wouldn't. It solves the problem, oh, man, that's sad. No, you have to season him to do it. You have to make sure they know that, like, you mean it.
No, but he wouldn't.
He wouldn't.
It's y'all's problem.
No, but he wouldn't.
Like, he's actually just, like, more innocent.
And it's cute.
He's great in bed.
I've never gotten punched, but I'll get, like, a good little, like, clap.
He's great in bed.
Big horse cock.
But, like, he's not going to spit on me or punch me.
So it was very wholesome.
And I feel like with guys, it's different, though, because you have pussy juice.
You've never hit someone?
No, I've never.
I've never punched someone.
Well, no, I don't want you to, like, fucking KSI me.
She wants, like, a roundhouse.
KSI me.
I would love a girl.
No, but a good slap.
You'd never.
If you were dating a girl for, like, five years and she wanted you to punch her in the face.
I had to do some serious convincing, I'm going to be honest.
And then even then, I just got, like, a little.
See, and the problem really is, is I talk to guys normally who need zero convincing at all real crazy shit no i'm using they're like
little wwe moment for no reason no but right now i am having really wholesome sex but i was
gonna say the difference i guess with guys you i understand why a guy would like mandate a post
shower because there's pussy juice all over you but as as a girl, but as a girl, it's like you pulled out, you came in my mouth.
Like my pussy juice is in my pussy and on you.
So that's like not my problem.
I get what you're saying.
Well, I guess I'm assuming that there's like, there's concept, like there's come like on like everywhere.
Right.
That's what I imagine the way she would have sex, which is going to be everywhere.
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
If you come on my face or all over me, I guess I'll shower.
No, come on.
I always brush my teeth.
Be realistic.
She rubs it on the blanket and, like, puts it back on.
I've done that.
But, I mean, no, like, I understand there's levels to this, I guess, was the point.
I want to tell a story so bad, but I think that you'll literally kick me off the phone.
Oh, no.
In Miami, they were eating each other's asseses and she still didn't shower the whole time
oh that's sick i brushed my teeth no you didn't yes i did yes i did yes i did she's like i brushed
my teeth i didn't eat that much ass next to you in miami and how would you know that did you look
over did you look over i don't think i ate ass i don't think i ate ass in miami you did in fact i
sat and ate literally a Shack in the lobby
For hours just waiting like
God do you think they're done
Why were you guys in such close quarters
Well we were actually at one point
We were sharing a room
And the night before I had
I had made eye contact
Direct eye contact with Chris
While he was inside of her
Do you know what time Chris was fucking me
Like literally like my legs were up he was fucking me pulled out and he looks over and he looks me
directly in the eye because i was still awake what are you doing well i was just sleeping
but this actually we need to be careful talking about this because she tweeted it like being
funny and people like really like just so you know like that's how i know that that's like
gonna happen and that's like the type of friendship that we have yeah like we're close enough friends that you could fuck someone next to me and i could fuck someone next I know that that's, like, gonna happen, and that's, like, the type of friendship that we have. No, like, we're, yeah, like, we're close enough
friends that you could fuck someone next to me, and I could fuck someone next
to you, but it's not like either one of us are like, it wasn't, like,
but I treated it. Yeah, but, but, yeah, people
like, that is,
it's kind of like just showing someone your dick, like,
without permission. Yeah, like, like, people were coming for
us saying it was a lack of consent, and then we had to clarify,
like, we've pre-consented this for the entire
It wasn't like that, it was like, to us, it was funny,
but, like like not that funny
I feel like at the beginning of our
friendship we pre-consented like we're the type of
friends that we can have sex next to each other
and then from that point forward I just
said okay I'm gonna go to bed
did you not suck Joe's dick next to one of your
great friends in the same bed? No
wait I swear I know this yes you topped
up oh i did
she was actually asleep no i thought you were asleep i mean i think we moved to a different
room i just want to i just want to clarify that one hour before that brooke chris and i all watched
porn together what yo yo yo yo yo yo, okay, that does sound really bad.
For like an hour.
I'm talking about like an hour, two hour long porns.
What are you watching, like short films?
Like full features?
You know in the hotel?
We watched the full, like, them meeting each other.
I've never watched those before.
Like in a hotel, hotel porn house.
And we had food.
All of us were like dipping our fries and watching.
We like fully watched.
It was so funny.
But it was like. But you know, like they were like getting like hard about it. We like fully watched. It was so funny. But it was like.
But you know like they were like getting like hard about it.
No, no, no.
And you're over here just like.
Let's not say what type of porn it was.
We were watching like very unique.
Like what?
We don't want to say because it's offensive.
Because it's offensive.
We'll tell you later.
But we'll tell you later.
But it was more just like we were like wow.
Yeah, like we were watching some really fucked up porn
like so like someone else was there someone else ari came ari ari was there but ari i just want to
say ari even a little weirder ari came an hour and i do just want to say but second of all he
also got hard like at some point and i remember you and i got hard no chris got hard and i remember you and i already got hard no chris got hard and i remember brooke and i being like whoa that's weird wait wait wait how do you know how does brooke know chris
it was honestly fun experience i had a great time yeah that that is a good cut but it was
a bonding for y'all it was honestly the weirdest part about that is
that it wasn't weird at all no but i also think i'm again i can't i'm not gonna say the type of
form but i think you and i both kind of like fetishize that like we have fun with that type
of we were both just like whoa like we like i just have no idea what kind it was so i really
can't give my two cents it It was just like very informational.
What is that?
You just tell them like this.
Hunter just ordered a butt plug.
I did not.
I ordered Hunter a butt plug.
I guess we went off on a really insane tangent
But I guess circling back to your vindication
How was tour?
Absolutely amazing
There's nothing like I can ever compare to like that tour
Like every person on the tour was so sick
Shooting with everyone was so sick
Like it was honestly the best experience of my life
That's honestly so beautiful
I was like thinking about like the difference between the tours,
because I did your tour with you before.
Well, there's no need to just slander me.
No, no, it's not slander.
It's not slander, but it's just like such a different, I guess,
like mentality versus music versus like social media tour.
And also like just to like, first of all,
a bus tour with the musician is
always going to be different vibe but secondarily like mgk is such a fucking rock star like i've
never seen someone perform like that before every show he is going out there and like doing sound
check for however long to make sure it's perfect and the transitions from song to song like it was
like watching like someone really like perfect something before perform for two hours like it was and his
shows weren't literally incredible not that we know not that you two would know someone tweeted
us the other day and they go uh i had a dream that you like brooke and tana were at an mgk show and
i'm like yep a dream it was oh great do you actually know though i run into a lot of people
in my personal life who think like they'll meet me and I'm like What is Tanner really like she seems insane like yeah, it's crazy
like even at Christmas like my family was like tell us like whatever and I'm like truck like
It doesn't matter what you hear about her if you meet her you'll love her
Like you need a real love this is him with the Jaden's digital the guy. I'm Justin, you know Justin and
Before meeting it was like oh my god
This girl's fucking psychotic like keep her away from me Then after he met you he was like oh my god. She's just fucking awesome
Cause people don't understand like like the image versus the reality
Yeah, and I everything you do I've said this before is so deliberate
And I feel like you know going into everything how it's gonna make you look and how like people think it's like
Unintentional and you're very just like which kind of is the goal I guess
Sometimes it is that way but like sometimes it's not almost always like when you're saying something that's like
so out of pocket so crazy and so abrasive like that like offends people or like makes people
like uncomfortable or just yeah it's it's intentional like they just like you're like
really smart about it and i always say like that's it's her character that's how she is like
i'm like millions of dollars because of that and I'm also like that but like in my
friendships with people if you know me on a day to day
basis I definitely know how to like dial it back
and people don't know that
an outsider to like personify you
or just perceive me
yeah you're right I'm giving
you are a character like if people who don't know you
they think that your only character trait
is just being who you
psychotana but like little do they know I could like dial it back.
You know, I actually appreciate though for knowing kind of how I dial it back and who's always amazing to me is Jaden.
Yeah.
Like yesterday Jaden was like, like I had so much fun with Jaden yesterday.
Did you all see Bryce Hall's current scandal?
Yeah.
What is going on with that?
Girl.
I don't know.
I'm Bryce's video.
I was cracking up.
I guess he was with some girl and
they were in a hot tub for a stream oh yeah and then he was like i guess they were hooking up
off camera so he thought they could do something on camera like a kiss or something and then she
said no and then she's claiming that bryce said like everyone who kisses me gets clout i'm not
gonna lie that's a very bryce hall I could absolutely. And as a.
I'm like, damn.
Where's mine?
Right.
Bryce kissed you at Friendsgiving though, right?
Bryce kissed me at Friendsgiving.
You know what's really funny?
I watched a clip because I have the ring camera at home.
That was how Hunter kept up with us on tour, by the way.
I just watched the ring camera of y'all.
And I swear there was a moment where you just flew across the house. the physical interpretation we don't have to talk about that can we just actually say
that so i mean i just want to say there's never been a fight at my house ever our old house our
big like four-story house we would have parties of like i kid you not like 700 people there was
never once a fight and then the second i move into like a more normal four-bedroom home i have a
friend's giving like wholesome friends i'm not even saying a party i'm actually saying like all
of my closest friends and a giant fight fist fight broke out and it was utterly god-awful
and i tried to i was i thought i was high and mighty i was really drunk you were giving me
ari's out there hurting because he wants to step in so bad i i was giving people i'm i'm drunk i'm drunk
and you're the girl who like tries breaking up like two guys she was like i was so drunk and it
that's what i figured the guy one of the guys involved was like like similar to hunter in that
he's like my best guy friend where i like and it could have been bad he was so drunk that i was
like and everyone was everyone was beating the fuck out of him so i like tried to jump in whatever
you're saying everyone. You're saying like
a jumping thing? Yes, he got jumped.
Have you seen the video? No, I just watched
the clip. He just saw you
flying through the ring. I was like, what's going on here?
No, he got straight up jumped
by like five guys. To be fair,
like I guess my takeaway from this
is he was being a fucking imbecile.
Yeah, but I didn't know. I was like,
oh my god, what is he doing?
But also like if Hunter was,
even if you were blackout drunk,
being a fucking absolute wrong ass idiot and you were getting jumped for it,
I would still want that to stop.
And that's where she was at.
You know what I mean?
I get that.
And it wasn't like I was trying to like fight someone.
I just was trying to like do this
and someone like literally fell on me.
I would pay top dollar to watch you
just jump into the middle. It's like, guys, come on, come on. And I was drunk. I didn't even know what was going on. I was trying to like do this and someone like literally top dollar to watch you just jump into the middle
It's like guys
I didn't even know what was going on. I was literally just like what did you get?
All I saw was is you on the ground. I didn't see you get I don't know but after that
I regretted it so much because he literally kept going. No one had my back except for Bryce. No one had my back
Oh my god, I wish we could show the video. He's literally on the ground getting kicked in the video.
It's awful.
No, it was just utterly, it was a God-awful thing from start to finish.
Like, he obviously should have never started that, but no one should have ended it like that.
And it was God-awful.
I was upstairs having sex, actually.
I heard all the screaming downstairs.
And I just thought, because, I mean, normally in, like, my house, when I hear screaming, like, it's just all of us being wild yeah like i did not think there was like if i didn't know till the next morning
but i remember i just got done having sex and all i hear is yelling my earring i don't have my earring
that's true that's what lost my earring that was what you were most upset about i think i actually
have it i think it's in my room. It's like a silver hoop
It's really actually just the way that hunter probably has anyone it was really on my windowsill. I don't even know It's like it's by my bathroom. I was it too cuz maybe the night I had sex in your room
I probably was yeah, whenever she has my room. I know cuz there's like lily lashes on the ground
Pick me thing to do to try to defend your friends
Okay, Brooke pick me thing to do to try to defend your friends. I hated that, that everybody said that. Like, okay, Brooke, pick me.
No, no, I don't mean pick, I mean the way it could have looked from an outside source
that you were jumping into an all male fight.
Yeah, I think maybe next time, like, you find, like, Ari to help you.
What, was I going to be like, oh, he was on the ground, five guys literally kicking him.
Yeah, I would have been like, if I was, you know, for future, I'd find the best guy around you,
probably Ari in this situation, I'd be like, Ari, stop it. Yeah, or like, I was you know for future I'd find the best guy around you probably Ari in this situation
I'd be like Ari stop it
and then I think someone would go
and run it you know what I mean
I'll have more time next time to really like
but also Brooke I respect you
for doing
that I would have done that for Ari I would have done that
for Hunter I would have done that for you
it's a reaction it's like obviously
what the fuck are you guys doing?
And it was horrible.
It was me being like, watch this.
I'm going to...
But also, speaking of ring cameras, I also got a lot of really cool footage while I was
on tour.
And let me tell you, there'd be, I'd say it starts at 9 p.m.
I'd see one of Tana's ex walk in, maybe around 11.
I'd see him walk out.
I'd see another one of them walk in around 12, out by like three I'm not joking you around 4 30 in the morning
another one would cruise she doesn't like to sleep alone
I'm like y'all right I wasn't bucking all of them it would be like a talk a fuck a talk
a talk a fuck a talk yeah fuck a talk a talk a fuck a talk yeah a fuck a talk a talk a
fuck a talk um i was impressed i was like i'm i'm sorry for that i damn you were like really
keeping up with the ring because you get a notification when someone's at your front door
and i'm like 9 p.m hey did you see the recent cheaters night where we just talked about this
on the last podcast where like my
Boyfriend caught me with my other boyfriend. I didn't watch that one. No, I missed that episode
But I do know about it yeah, no I definitely were walking homies dog and
Another He's like what the fuck you doing what are your I don't I don't know if you're here for the whole situation
But I I talked about some last podcast. I'll the whole situation, but I, I talked about this on the last podcast, so I'll keep it brief.
But, um, I'd ended things with my ex.
I was obviously still hanging out with him.
A kind of a Levy on vibe.
I had my other guy that I really like.
Um, I told Chris Miles.
Were you just putting names out there?
Well, Chris, I said, yeah, like, yeah, I told Chris Miles he was gay.
He found out he wasn't gay.
Oh yeah.
Um, and then he showed up, you know, um, check told Chris Miles he was gay. He found out he wasn't gay. Oh, yeah. And then he showed up, you know.
Check out the last podcast, if not, basically, like, my ex caught me with my current.
And I told a fib and said my current was gay to my ex.
A little fib.
He's a little, little fib.
He's a little baby fib.
Yes.
I just want your perspective on the whole situation.
We'll move into your perspective on the photo
Honestly I think that
You should have cut it off
With Chris and you didn't
And dragging that on made it
Way worse for everything involved
Do you think he was even remotely psycho for showing up
How was he going to find out if the guy was gay or not
Do you think he was going to like
Walk in like oh his dick is in her
Yeah no he's not gay
No I think that it was fine that Chris showed up because obviously it's very normal for him at that point.
Like he was coming over almost every day, even if you guys were just bros or whatever you want to call it.
And if anything, I thought it taught you a lesson.
I think nothing really changed for you.
But no, it definitely taught me like and you're're gonna negate this but to be like a little less
Of that like that was everyone in my group. Absolutely. It was like, okay
This is the worst you've ever been caught trifling. Maybe trifle a little less
Yeah, I've never been caught in person before like that. I think that was a person you've been like red-handed
There's room for you to like like violently violently
I mean, yeah.
So now.
Like violently.
I agree.
I do agree.
But with that being said, as we talked about in the last episode, Chris left and had one
of my best friends suck his dick.
Correct.
And sent me a photo of it.
Fair.
I want to hear your perspective on that.
Honestly, I need to know how you finished it in that moment with him and the other guy.
But I've kind of figured it ended with Chrisris being like fuck you blah blah chris being like fuck you walking up to the car
of me and the other guy saying what the fuck are you doing i walked after him and he said i'm gonna
go fuck her and like my best okay cool she let you know first ultimately i not he let you know
first ultimately like what do you what did you expect would happen let's be honest
with like the friend that you're thinking of you two are notorious for just kind of being wild as
fuck no i do just want to say no it's slut shaming so i won't say that never mind i think you both
are just like crazy girls you guys like haven't gone crazy he already she owed me some loyalty
though like i don't think so no you that's what i. I feel like he owed her a little more than she did.
Of course, you had her word.
So that's one thing.
But in her head, I'm sure she was like, oh, I've hooked up with him before.
That's what I'm thinking.
Because it's already happened before.
No, but then she verbatim told me that she did it because he lied and said I talk shit about her.
That could be true too.
And honestly, if he's like, literally, you should hear the things she said about you.
But so you're still just gonna suck my ex
boyfriend of a year
Like I
Guess eight months. Okay. I mean, would you do that?
Would you send your ex-girlfriend a photo?
General just because it's not me but like I think that what he did was a
Very very intentional Wake wake the fuck up.
Oh, I don't think.
I think it was just eye for an eye vibes.
Guess what happened?
He was over at the house a couple days ago.
It worked?
Yeah, it worked.
Oh, well, no.
Then I went to date like Zan to spite him.
So it's not necessarily that worked
on me i remember i was i don't know where i was when i was watching this but like when i saw you
in bed with him and like posted like at xan i'm like this girl means business honestly it is so
inspirational though like imagine if i stepped out with like the next day like yeah like your
same concept same concept i just felt like at that point it
had become spite war like i i gave you a slight eye you gave me a horrible eye for that eye
no you couldn't give me way worse but it's like it's not like okay you guys are even and now you
what you have a like a clean slate like no get rid of him just stop like you know what i mean
like you both easier said than done though like what am I talking about I'm like Brooke
can you do it
yeah well that's
it's a deeper conversation
but that's also
a very different situation
there's way less
like toxicity and stuff
I mean not to say
that there isn't any
but no I mean
I've said like
in my entire life
Chris and I
are the most toxic duo
I've ever been a part of
it's the most insane thing
you've ever been a part of
and it's weird
because I feel like
you saw me with like
you saw me slightly
with Monson
you saw me with Goody the entire time I was with goody i don't think i i feel like i did
a goody for like four or five months something like that and the entire time we were together
we did not fight one time yeah we were like i didn't even picture fighting no and and like we
just got along we were in a four to five month relationship we were wholesome you were great
yeah you were i mean you also had like your life coach during that point too so it was it was you
were on the life wasn't helping me with my relationship.
It was that I was with someone who wasn't toxic.
Very true.
Yeah.
Like, I could just spend every second with this person, and we would never fight, and
we weren't toxic at all.
And, like, that's fire.
Like, you know what I think?
Yeah, you can do it.
You can do it.
It's a moral story.
The problem is it's, like, kind of like a catch-22, where it's, like, Chris is toxic
and he's awful but like the version of
you that is with chris i do not know that woman like i couldn't agree more i think when like
that's not like i'm not trying to like bash you no i completely agree but you become someone like
with him like it's like you guys like literally are not even yourselves when you're together
you're just like fucking like vindictive and evil to each other i agree i've never seen you be that
way before i i think that was if i
actually like i'm always joking saying like no you knew me like my biggest takeaway of dating chris
is i should not be with someone like because i am like spongy in that sense like like if you're
toxic you're mirroring him like yeah like yeah like you're going to bring out the most toxic
fucking side of me like if you're trying to toxic me, I'm going to try to out toxic you.
And then that's utterly god awful.
But if I'm with a guy who's a good guy.
Right.
Like.
You won't do it.
Yeah, like I can be.
Like that was my.
It was just like.
You're fighting fire with fire when you're with people like that.
Exactly.
And it's like, listen, if he's with someone that's not.
Like I think he's still a great guy.
Yeah.
But like he shouldn't be dating you based on you both
just like yeah like two toxics just don't make it healthy I've said it a thousand times it takes a
really I've talked about this honestly Joe told me and like it was really like smart he was like
anyone who could date like Tana has to be someone who's so so secure because to have like to be with
someone who's so so successful and like and just all over the place. I'm wild.
She's just as very sexual as a person.
Even if she's not doing anything, you have to be very secure knowing she's done.
You have to be very secure.
That's the thing.
Because a lot of things that you do and the way that your life is and like...
Exactly.
Your day-to-day is going to make anybody so, so, so insecure.
So if you go into it and you're already like just like not really somebody who's like...
Yeah.
Like if I'm dating someone who's like insecure and angry about it they're gonna be angry over like
my happiest relationships to date are with a secure man like because they're secure and they're
like do your thing shoot that show with bryce like i'm you know and like with chris it was like oh
you used to fuck bryce like fuck you don't do that you know what i mean like it was just like
anything like that you know like i'll see banks at a party you know like baby i love you you know
and it's like yes you can yeah you could get mad and say like oh you used to fuck him but like if you know me
and you're secure you know i'm not trying to fuck banks like in that moment like he's my best friend
you have intention like i said behind everything that you do and like there's not you're not doing
that for no reason it like like everything benefits your career and you and yeah i mean
i tweeted about this the other day there was a point in time where chris verbatim said to me like
i i don't i hate like, I don't,
I hate your job.
I don't want to be with you
because of what you do.
I want to date a barista.
I wish,
he said,
I want to date a barista.
He doesn't want to date a barista.
Imagine him dating a barista.
I could, I really could.
He comes into Starbucks
with his fucking scar on it.
Like, no,
but I just mean like more so
that I think his ideal would be
like a submissive girl
with a normal job who's like his bitch. Like, and not in a mean way more so that I think his ideal would be like a submissive girl with a normal job.
Who's like his bitch.
Like not in a mean way.
But also I think that might be your thing too.
Like you want a submissive like rich guy who doesn't mind the industry.
You know what?
I heard.
I think that's best for you.
No, I want someone with a job like mine who we can kill it together and they're secure with like what I do.
That's my idea.
Where are you going to find that?
I heard.
I'm doing good right now.
He's secure.
What does he do?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, go ahead.
I heard Miley Cyrus was on a podcast,
and she was talking about how that's kind of how she...
Oh, my goodness.
I told you about this,
where this is how she really got into where she was like,
I feel like I can only date girls for a second,
because she felt like...
The man.
Yeah, because she felt like the man because she was so successful.
And her energy, she felt like she couldn't be with a guy because they're always going to feel inferior.
And that affects their relationship.
They're going to feel like demasculated.
So then she was like, I might as well just be with a woman because then it makes sense for me to have masculine energy, be more successful.
And I feel like that's kind of a similar.
I respect that. That makes sense for me to have masculine energy, be more successful, be more like, and I feel like that's kind of a similar, and even if you don't like date a girl necessarily, I feel like you need more of like a feminine energy where it's like,
they can be kind of like,
okay,
like,
yeah.
Or you do what I do and you get it to the point that you're like secure with it.
You know what I mean?
Like,
not that I would ever be with Harry Jowsey,
you know this,
like I'd rather die.
But he gets,
he understands.
Like I'm saying like Harry is the type of person where he understands like i'm saying like harry is the
type of person where he's like i do this shit go make those tiktoks like i know that like you're
cut like at the end of the day you're like that's what i mean like i like someone who does what i
do yeah because he's in it and he gets it like i get yeah like that's my ideal is someone who's
like in what i do and they get what i'm doing so that it's like we can both just kill it and
like be together and that's like the best thing. But Miley has a fat point there.
And obviously that's exactly why I dated her sister.
It is.
Well, that's not exactly why I dated her sister at all.
How'd you go there?
Dude, I'm so obsessed with this Noah Cyrus song right now.
Dude.
Which one?
It's called Worst of You.
Heard it.
How's it go?
So good.
You don't want me to say it.
Come on.
Give me a little.
Dude.
Just listen to it because that's so me.
Noah looked and sounded.
Incredible.
So incredible at Miley's New Year's special.
I haven't watched it yet.
I'm waiting for a good time.
They performed Jolene together.
I saw.
I saw that.
And that's my favorite.
You know the Backyard Sessions video of Miley performing Jolene?
Oh, so good.
I personally have watched that video at least like a million times.
You know I have such a discrepancy sometimes when I see my exes that I've broken up with thriving.
I like watched that and I was like, either A, I text her and try to get back with her.
I hope you felt a lot of pain.
No, I mean, we were, she gives Chris energy.
Like, we were toxic.
We were toxic together, obviously.
I never got to be around her, I feel like.
I don't know. Like, I don't think I ever i ever met her actually i met her one time because i walked in
on her peeing really where uh your birthday party and then the whole time i was like no fuck i'm
gonna why would i walk in on noah cyrus peeing and then i had to think about it the whole night and
she she wouldn't let me forget it either she'd be like you want to watch me pee again tough we meant to do this on the last episode i know we're a little late now because
it's been the new year for a while but i'm gonna make a new year's resolution for tana
okay wait i want to make one two okay two god damn it one of them okay if one of yours is
caring i'll match it but let's see i don't think that you should have a boyfriend for a second i think it should i think you should like try with everything in you do you know i'm
i'm breaking up with you i'm ending things in the time that i've known you i've never seen you spend
one night alone i hate sleeping alone more than anything i'll sleep with like a friend or something
i'm getting better that last night i slept alone my boyfriend had a meeting at
i already broke your resolution had a meeting at 630.
So he came over.
For reference, Hunter, I'm giving her a New Year's resolution.
Oh, that's cool.
Can you give me one?
I gave her, I don't think she should have a boyfriend for a second.
I feel like she's kind of my girlfriend who has like,
I don't think I've ever seen you single.
I've never in the entire time I've known you seen you just spend the night alone
I also think though
When she's with the right guy
And she's a boyfriend I think it's great
Yeah sometimes it is like
Like I do well maybe not
Some people really push her in relationships
Some people don't so I think like
Boyfriend may not be the thing but like
I see it with my other friends
I have other friends that I like I love when they have a boyfriend because i feel like it kind of takes a little
pressure off of me i was gonna go into like pop culture and i'm just looking at the pop culture
things and kyla she helped me make the bullet points this morning and the top one is just
betty white died and there's no way we could have this entire podcast and then go into like
a serious moment about my girl betty i have a bad
thing that i did i think um oh yeah you did tell me about this i recently i was at my like a friend
of mine's house and we were talking and we were all talking about like who if you could choose
anyone to be your grandpa and grandma who would you choose i don't know how that came up very
strange but i i chose i forget who i chose as
my grandpa but i chose betty white as my grandma and we're talking about it one of my friends like
made a joke by the way this was like probably like three weeks to a month ago and one of my
friends was like i heard betty white invented head and i was like yeah they used to call her
heady betty swear to god i swear to god so we started a group she didn't actually invent head
but it was just it was like a joke and at first i thought it was offensive because
that's rude like to sexualize an old woman i want to name my dad i just watched her snl episode
and apparently a lot of people sexualize but anyway anyway what what
no i love her she's my favorite like literally she's my favorite. Like, literally, she's my favorite.
You don't understand how sick I've been this week.
But I felt like I manifested that because I've been in this group chat called Hetty Betty.
You think you manifested Betty White's death?
No, not manifested.
No.
Shit.
This is mean.
And the proceeds from this episode go to...
Do you know what I really hate?
What?
Is I watch people...
My favorite comedian in the world. I want to have him on this podcast so bad oh you love him tim dylan yeah and
i i i love this man i i'm not kidding you i think he is the funniest man on the face of this planet
and he can say anything in the world and like as a dark joke yeah and get away with it yeah you
know what i mean and then i can't like you don't even like that away with it. You know what I mean?
And then I can't.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like that, it's like that.
It's like, oh my God,
am I getting canceled for that?
And I just, I would do anything to have the persona
where I could make any dark joke.
Where you can say anything.
Like Pete Davidson.
I just went and saw Dave Chappelle.
Okay.
I saw his stand up too.
And it was so out of pocket.
It is so out of pocket.
Just put your phone away.
They'd make you put your phone away they'd make you
put your phone like a box
oh wait
okay so you probably
went to the same
like type of event
him and Joe Rogan though
Chris D'Elia does that too
I don't know
like lots of
lots of comedians do that
it was like a
like it's different than
like him doing a special
or something
it's like your phone
like your phones are locked away
nobody has anything
like and he can say
anything
let me tell you
when he says
she says anything
like he says the craziest things and i'm i love dark humor and even some of the things he was saying
i was like oh shit yeah like i but i just like you know he's joking you know it's a joke i would
die for that persona because i've always had such a dark sense that's why i grew up watching
shane dawson right a different situation with comedians though i feel like comedians yeah you
can't like you can't be so offended by comedians though I feel like comedians you can't
you can't be so offended
by comedians
at a certain point
well what happened to you
imagine watching SNL
go ahead
oh sorry
no go ahead
imagine watching SNL
and like
being like super PC
about everything
it'd be awful
like they couldn't say anything
I think stand up comedy
in the first place
is like a space
where you know
they're not serious
and you have to like take that with a grain of salt when you come into like the bit when people who are YouTubers stand-up comedy in the first place is like a space where you know they're not serious and
they're you have to like take that with a grain of salt when you come into like the bit when people
who are youtubers and influence like you you just you want to attack them like based off the off the
cuff do i really have the persona where you think what i'm saying is serious like it always it blows
my mind where it's like oh my god people are so mad she made a dark joke when it's like you know
nothing i'm saying is I'm just jealous.
I'm literally defending because I'm jealous.
I think it's cool to be able to make jokes and people know you're joking. I mean, we watch Pete Davidson make 9-11 jokes and things like that.
I guess he has like a-
It technically isn't funny, but it is funny.
I guess he has a reason.
But even just his dark jokes, he's able to make dark jokes and get away with it.
But something happened to you with Dave Chappelle.
I honestly just want you to talk about it so that I can literally put my own pussy into
my own mouth and eat it right now.
What?
Okay.
What?
Sorry.
Listen, I was so excited about this because, okay, so a friend of mine invited me to the
Dave Chappelle.
Like it was like a exclusive event.
Like you had to be invited.
And it was like, like I said, you lock your phones away and stuff.
It's a very private thing.
There's only a few people there and before we got there or like
when we had first gotten there the friend who like got the tickets for us was like uh olivia
rodrigo's coming we were like oh yes i love her more than anything i there's not a person on this
planet that i love more than olivia rodriguez more than anything not one person
i love her either of you nobody i'm not joking i watched a tiktok account of her singing i watched
a tiktok account of her singing for like eight hours like i just i love that girl she was dating
one of my best friends for so long like one of your best sorry sorry i always do that one of my
good friends for a really long time a mutual friend maybe no when i know goody like close to my ex like i spent
so much time with him i love him to death and i just like i was so excited it was like he was
dating the president like it's i love him well that's how i feel i love her so much but i'm at
and apparently so the event before that they or someone brought ariana grande and at the end of
dave chappelle's like set or whatever he brought up ariana and had her sing a little song and like roasted her and it was like a like a part of the
show so they were like i think we're they're gonna do that with olivia imagine being at that and so
i'm so excited the whole time like thinking like oh olivia's gonna sing like whatever so i'm staring
at her like a psycho okay and it's her she was with zach bia and And just in a blonde, like a blonde friend.
And at one point, her and the blonde friend got up to go to the bathroom.
And it was her, like, or the blonde friend, then her, and then Zach Bia, like, all, like, in a little line going to the bathroom.
And she stops.
And I'm staring at, like, at the girl.
Yeah, all three of them stop.
And the blonde girl's going, oh, i love i love you i love you and
i'm looking at her like like there has to be someone but i would same thing like there's no
way she and i go and she goes yes i love you and olivia's like probably olivia's probably like
bitch get to the bathroom but i was no but she was like down with the conversation no but i was
like yeah well she was and and they like went on and then the girl went and like told her like explained and was like pointing and like telling her probably like what
she was talking about but i was so excited by it and if that was you please come forward like who
were you also when i got home she said it so she said it so hold the fuck on she said it so kindly
but i mean like olivia rodrigo and her friend came up to you and said they love you they love
the podcast like that's yeah but it
was like like that's insane i don't i like i don't want to assume that olivia rodrigo watched like i
feel like she doesn't i'm not gonna lie i don't want to like but again like i said she just dated
someone that i know very well and like we'd instagram snap and it'd be like them together
like rigo knows that we exist it knows that she's never coming on the podcast though like she's not
even like get that idea sure i know but I'm just saying like it made me so happy
and like and I just I felt like I like had such a
moment because I'm like I'm with my friend and like
like I'm like Zach Bia
saw it happen I was literally like
it is great I'm so I was out of town and like
Brooke was there I was so happy
my heart was full what were you going to say you came home and what
oh uh no that's okay
I came home and Tanya's like
did you hear olivia
that is what i like genuinely thought she clarified later i mean to be fair so exciting
though i can't know it was her friend but you know what it like it made me it was her either way
no i'm sorry it was her ol. Olivia, she's recording Favorite Crime
and then listening to the podcast.
No, she's definitely not.
I'm literally struggling to book Logan and KSI right now.
I don't think we're going to get anywhere near Olivia Rodrigo,
but I love that girl.
There's been all these rumors about her getting...
Cheated on?
Yeah, I was trying to think of a nicer word.
Some adultery happening in her relationship.
Yeah, I'm on that side of TikTok,ok too i'm on i'm definitely like on olivia rodrigo tiktok yeah
i think they broke up though i think i'm assuming and i hope that's true is that they broke up and
and then he because i know the girl like the girl who oh yeah she's she's like a good friend of mine
and i just like and i i love her she's my friend friend. She's nice. But I'm saying like, I don't think Adam would fuck up his relationship with Olivia over
like an IG Scott Disick ex like model daddy.
And to be clear, how stupid would you have to be to cheat on Olivia Rodrigo?
I want to, I just want to believe that that would never happen.
And today we were like, today we were like kind of conspiring like, oh, like I could
see someone maybe fucking up shit with Olivia because they want an album, but he's so not the type of guy that would like want an album about that you know well
i made a joke i'm like no way he would do that i'm like unless he wanted an entire album yeah
but i don't i don't think so yeah i really hope that there was no cheating involved i saw that
everywhere i i hope it's in it for all like maybe they're not even broken up like did you guys see
the video of him supposedly with Christine?
Yeah, it's like through a wall.
Yeah, it's literally like no one can see anything.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know.
I mean, if anyone ever cheated.
It's all hearsay, and if I get a great album out of it, maybe.
Thank you, but.
Well, you know how Olivia's last album was sour? Do you?
You know how there's been all that speculation that her next album is going to be sweet?
She debunked it. Oh, did she? like a you're like a stan i'm a super fan
she did like the the trend where you like throw a pen into a cup oh yeah and it was like she was
like if i make this i'll name my next album sweet and then she missed and she's so taylor swift
vibes that you know that if it was gonna be that that. That was a big drag. Yeah, and we do love that.
We do love that.
Do you listen to her every day?
She's a Swifty.
I love her music for sure.
I don't like keep up with her like.
Well, you should.
But I think she.
Really shouldn't.
Sorry.
I think she's an amazing artist is what I was going to say.
And she's a brilliant person and she's so well spoken and she's so smart.
And so pretty.
And so smart.
That's awesome.
She does the best things with her success and just, oh my God.
She has one of those albums that will never get old.
I was listening to it yesterday on my way to Logan preparing for my sadness.
I thought to myself the other day, like, I can't believe, because I know that I'm going
to be so obsessed with like, I can't believe there is an album that's going to come from
her that I don't know about yet.
Pretty cool.
And probably like 10 more after that.
Yeah.
Like it's the most exciting feeling in the world.
Like I'm going to have more Lippert Rodriguez.
She is.
She's actually the GOAT.
She's great.
Hunter. Hey. Very happy to have you back on the podcast back thanks for uh thanks for having me guys sound off if you guys would like to continue the i mean we started this podcast with the
intention of it being us three then hunter about low-key i like being a co-host like i was just
gonna say though but then we're a co-host in the first place. I know, but I like being the co-host. Yeah, and then honestly...
I'm just joking.
After your tantrum...
I'm just kidding.
Tantrum?
I'm just kidding.
You mean your slander?
Yeah, both.
I'm joking.
Brooke and I did realize that it is a good dynamic, the both of us, and maybe we just
never make a universe.
We're just joking.
I'm joking!
No, I love you all.
But I did miss having you on, and i hope we can have a couple
more episodes and you going on tour like it worked out well like we realized we could do this as a
duo and people are vibing with it and you going on tour was like the best thing literally ever
thank you so much for listening we missed you guys so much we're so glad that hunter is back
we don't know if he's ever going to come back again. And me and him are hooking up. And obviously they're hooking up now.
And he will never finger me as a friend.
All right, guys.
Back to you in the studio.
Thank you for coming into this episode of the Canceled Podcast.
We love you so very much.
Hunter, we are happy to have you back.
And we love you more than anything.
And we're sad about how everything ended.
So we're happy to have the Hunter vindication episode.
Me too.
Literally what I said.
We're all going to go get dinner now.
Brooke's about to go hook up with her ex's best friend.
Yes, she is.
And Hunter has a date with a girl who does poker that you saw in the last podcast.
All righty, and we're out of here.
And we love you.
I have a date with my southern boyfriend.
We're gorgeous.
Love you, Cancel.
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