Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 21: Episode 21.5: Brooke's Major Lie to the Vlog Squad

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

In this episode Tana and Brooke are joined by Lilah Gibney. They discuss the roast of Bryce Hall, Brooke's lie to the vlog squad and more Lilah stories... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, because I was having to do so much screaming at her. Honestly. Were you? No, I was cheering for you at the roast. Oh, aw. Wait, aw. I was. Tana told me that if I didn't laugh literally 10 times as hard at all of her jokes, then I do what everyone else is.

Last night was. It was over for me. I was kicked off the podcast. Yeah, and then I would beat you with a stick. Yeah, and then she did that anyway. Yeah, and then I sodomized her, but that was just for fun. We're into that sexually. Right, okay.

Is sodomy, is it? I don't know what that means. I don't know if I want to agree to that. I think some anal shit. Oh, my God. Really the pickle right now this isn't oh i'm like this will be the like 15th time we reference asmr girl on this podcast oh my god yeah guys asmr crunch literally 30 of our listeners just clicked off whatever we're sorry

you missed us last week yeah i'm sorry brooke and i are in very very fucky moods today because last night we went to um the roast of bryce hall where i had to actually roast and do like a little stand-up routine you were such a performer brooke helped me with the entire thing um it was actually really funny before we were like writing the jokes and shit and i kept trying to read them and i like have such problems with affliction. So I would just be like, Bryce ate my ass. Like I couldn't talk. Yeah, like she there were certain lines that she had to deliver like more dry.

And I was trying to talk her through like how to say each thing. And oh God, just went right over her head. But so then I'm sitting there in the audience. I feel like I'm like a mom at her like kids piano recital when you know your kid's gonna fuck up. And I was like so nervous. I was so nervous. i used i had nails on yesterday now i have none i was literally like oh my god but you got up there and you killed it i was like i think you were bluffing before i really tried to convince us that you were gonna be really bad and then you went up there and you really killed it no you saw me i always say that like i can't act and like everyone

is like well you lie every day and I'm like yeah but you're not good at it you just you just think it's honestly it's so true like I exactly like I'm just acting as Tana who's an idiot um but when it comes to actually reading something that like is not just what I'm directly saying like improv and like trying to deliver it the same way I'm so god awful at it and it just I don't know but then last night was fun honestly it was so fun everybody was so funny it was like the perfect amount of like offensive but also like okay yeah it was funny it was really really good um I'm trying to think everyone just told me I was a raging whore on stage for an hour and then I just got up there and cooked everyone it was really fun we appreciate the honesty honestly it's last night brooke and i

um had a sleepover we had a sleepover we had a sleepover which we never do um we used to at my old house um no we've never we never have sleepovers she would always say like oh you used to always have sleepovers with me but it's like she used to have two bedrooms i guess she would sleep in one bedroom with like whatever whoever whoever she was dating at the time. And who knows, really. And then I would sleep in her big bed in her big room. Upstairs, I guess that's true.

So Brett liked me more when I had a fat, fat man. No, but now it's like, first of all, it's very rare that you're going to have even an empty space next to you in your bed currently. And then the likelihood of like the cleaners having come within the last couple days like that also like is a factor that's true like anyway i want to sleep in pickle juice i was so excited i was really trying to sleep over last night was we called

it our accountability sleep yeah we were fully having an accountability sleepover so that neither of us would go where we're not supposed to be going which is our ex's homes um we didn't want to text our exes so we're like let's have an accountability sleepover. We order McDonald's. We put on Click by Adam Sandler. We're living our best lives. It was incredible. I fall asleep and I'm like, God, I'm so fucking proud of me and Brooke. We're not going to hang out with our exes. I'm not going to text him. I can't do that.

I have to be over it. I wake up one hour later and you're gone. No joke. You're gone. I knew I would need to provide evidence for this to make sense. But I just want to show you guys what I was dealing with five minutes after she went to sleep. Can you hear it? Is it me snoring?

You were snoring so loud. I texted Hunter, I go 9-1-1. There's no way I was snoring? You were snoring so loud. I texted Hunter, I go, 911. There's no way I was snoring. You were snoring so loud. And I had my covers like this. And I was under the covers. I couldn't even breathe. And I was like, oh my God, what do I do?

So I texted Hunter, 911. Because I'm like, I'll just go sleep in Hunter's room. And then I had the thought, I'm like, Hunter snores. So I had to just go home. I am so, Amari snores, Ari snores, everyone in our house snores. But I also don't really snore. You snore. Girl, you were, you were honking it.

The deviated septum showed. I was like, yeah. Because I would never put anything in my nose that would make me snore. That's enough. No, it was really bad. But I ended up just having to go home, which was actually, like, beneficial because I got to sleep. So you did not text Joe? I didn't, no.

But I did just get off the phone with him. Literally, he called me in the car on the way here. We're just friends. We've been hanging out with supervision. Only with supervision. We don't hang out alone. We always have a third friend there for accountability purposes. It's only a matter of time.

But to be fair, same for me always this is actually the first time in an entire year that i've gone almost two weeks without speaking to my most recent ex i'm not even saying his name anymore um face tap boy just um we had a feral evening at poppy one night yeah i can't even really talk about it on the podcast because it is that awful. He went crazy on me because I sent you the screenshots of what he said to me. And then he was like, I was just trying to good fight. But like, why?

First of all. I know. Girl, I don't want to get in trouble. I think I've seen this film before. And I didn't like the ending. No, he was actually completely wrong for once. It was awful. We just got into a very, very public fight like the ending. No, he was actually completely wrong for once. It was awful. We just got into a very, very public fight at the club.

And which I really don't think I could tell you. Like, I really don't think I took part in. I could tell you it from start to finish. I don't think I did anything wrong for once. Pretty interesting, to say the least. It was really, really, really awful. And I was like, oh. But it's OK.

Out with the old. Who's your next boyfriend? Who's next on your list? I'm actually like, I haven't had sex in a minute. I'm trying to like be single and like just like not get with anyone. Whose idea was that? I've been telling you that for years. Yeah, but I just could never

do that. But I think I've outdone myself. Honestly. Everyone keeps asking me on TikTok what happened to Southern boy. Oh yeah, what did happen? Did we ever even get around to talking about him on the pod not really because i just like kind of knew it was like it's like i i who are you talking to do a thing there you go i do a thing where and in real life like you know this and like you do it like we do it like our whole friend who does it to each other it's like you'll like someone you'll be

like my new boyfriend and like yeah and it's very yeah and it's just like very like sweet and fucky and like obviously the other person knows that i'm not being like dead ass serious and like 50 of my fans get it and they get like that's my sense of humor and kind of how we all talk to each other but then the other 50 is like you really had a whole boyfriend for three days and you guys broke up like what's going on i do that a lot right now i have a guy i just met i literally spent one night around him and he's been my boyfriend for like three weeks honestly he's also best friends with my ex so i mean enough i can figure that one out no I can't dude right now I have one ex that is couch surfing with nowhere to live the other one has been coming to my house to do laundry

um because he doesn't have a washer and dryer um Brooke was actually just telling me there's nothing wrong with that and I agree um but I I just i wish she had a washer and dryer okay like i like i was in love with a man like you know what i mean like that yeah just i mean like it's the comparison is what it is i feel like you and then the other one is also you do have like a soft spot for what i call hobo sexuals which is men who are um who date for a place to live and that's pretty much been her past, like, four relationships have been men who, like, we aren't 100% sure

that they have their own residence. Right. And that's fine, but I'm like, you're right, at all. It's not. It's completely, completely, completely not. And it's like... But it's brilliant,

and I think I'm going to look into it because rent is expensive. Oh, you should be a homosexual. I would love to be a homosexual that's kind of fire I'm down too I need to get the fuck out of my house it's falling apart I don't think I could live with a man though I can't even like spend the night with a guy like for more than like a little while

see I have the exact opposite issue and it's crazy because I'd be pushing away the rich ones like I'm choosing the homosexuals and like literally why because you can get away with more when somebody is dependent on you in that way that is awful i know but that's true about you i'm sorry i guess that's true i am toxic um like if someone has like all their own they're they got they got it going already but then i don't they don't need to put up with that i obviously

also have wow i've never realized that and the only exes I really look back and like really fucking liked were ones that didn't depend on me, that I depended on. I need copious amounts of therapy. I'm applying for this house. And yesterday I sit down for a meeting. And I'm like sitting across from the guy. And this is like my dream home and I want it so bad. And I'll do anything for it. And I sit down with the guy and I like sitting across from the guy. This is my dream home, and I want it so bad, and I'll do anything for it.

And I sit down with the guy, and I look at him. He doesn't say anything, and the first thing he says is, I've seen your eviction story time. Okay. But then we ended up bonding and talking. You don't ever think, ooh, maybe I'll private these videos when I'm going for a house tour. No, no, no, I'm fully, fully, fully deleting that video

because it's apparently ruining my life. But then his daughters were fans, and I think we're in a better place, and I'm getting lunch with them this tour. Oh, no, no, I'm fully, fully, fully deleting that video because it's apparently ruining my life. But then his daughters were fans and I think we're in a better place and I'm getting lunch with them this week. Oh, that's great news. So it's good, it's actually good. You know what I just did, it's a big step. I switched the availability

of my Mindy response video to private. Oh, wow, should I take down mine? Yeah, yours is actually still on the, it's your default video on the homepage of your channel. To be fair, my old manager. I'm sorry. My old manager would do that. My new manager just would never do that.

That's so funny. Well, I honestly, I didn't take it down. First of all, that video still makes me money to this day. I like that video. Well, I don't like that video, to be clear. But I was really hyped on this guy a couple weeks ago. And I was like, if he were to ever see this video, I would be so humiliated. And he would never want anything to do with me.

That's my whole YouTube channel, if you really actually think about it. I don't even have my YouTube set up to my Instagram anymore, so that guys can't just stumble upon a video of me like that. But it really scared me. I'm definitely a pretend-I-am-someone-I'm- I am someone I'm not in a relationship kind of girl. Do you ever just lie for no reason? That was a stupid question I asked you actually.

I'm like a sponge. Like if I'm dating like a rock star guy, I'm like, fuck yeah, baby. But I don't feel like it's like disingenuous. Is that a word? Can I make that up? I genuinely start to feel that. I really start to feel like those are the things that I'm interested in. I'll talk to a football player and suddenly I'm like I've always loved

football. I have and I believe it myself. I'm like duh I knew this was where my life was going It's so true. I actually couldn't agree with that more But I just like to feel like I'm a part of something I remember when I was younger I used to always like like I would lie for like no reason about things that don't actually matter

I always used to say that I was lactose intolerant. I'm not at all. I can eat a block of cheese with no effects. But I wanted to feel like I was a part of something. This episode is just us saying things that make us really look like we need therapy. Like it's odd. Today we're just. I don't lie.

I don't lie a lot anymore because I, because of my guilt complex complex I can't really lie without feeling really guilty about it one time I told a lie that was like so bad for no reason I hope to god Jason Nash I've never seized this podcast but one time I was like he told me he watches it last night Jason baby I'm so sorry one time I was at the saddle ranch I'm talking to Jason I'm talking to Jason this was my first time having ever met Jason. And I thought, you know what? I'm never going to see this man again. It was like, you know when you're in an Uber and you're like, yeah, I have three kids.

For no reason. I do that. Yeah, it was like one of those nights where I was like, this will just be funny and we're just talking about everything. And he's like, you're really funny. Have you ever thought about doing comedy? And I go, yeah, actually.

That's what I do already. Like, that's, like, what I do. I'm like, he's like, oh, really? Like, you do stand-up? I'm like, yeah. He's, and it was like, I just, after I said that, it's like, what was I going to say? Like, just kidding.

Like, that's not a funny joke. Like, so then I just had to go with it. He's like, where do you do comedy? I go, the comedy store. It's like the biggest comedy club in LA. You can't just, like, be, like, do you do comedy i go the comedy store it's like the biggest comedy club in la you can't just like be like a beginner doing comedy at the comedy store at all can i please and he's like whoa wait no no no keep going because then i'd like to i'd like to talk he was like whoa like that's crazy so then i'm like oh my god this is like a really terrible lie i just told him i'm like oh and he was falling in love it was it was fine. He loves comedian ass bitches.

But I was like, you know, I'm never going to see him again, whatever. But then we kept in touch. He followed me. He started messaging me and stuff. And I'm like, oh, my God. I just have to take this lie to my grave. And so then one time in a really guilty trance, I told Ari about the lie that I told.

And he died laughing. He was like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. So we started telling it in the friend group. And we one time told it in front of Tana and Tana like barely overheard and she's like wait you do stand-up comedy like Brooke was like remember that time I did a show at the laugh factory and then I was like comedy store or sorry at the comedy store and I was that didn't mean but everyone was in on it so so everyone's like what like Tana you don't remember like Brooke Yeah. Brooke doesn't. You were there.

You were literally there. She did stand up at the Comedy Store. All these people convinced me for months. It's honestly hilarious. It's just awful. For months and months and months that I went to Brooke's comedy show, but I was on Xanax or something and don't remember it. It was actually really good for her, though,

because for a while she was really starting to think, oh my God, maybe I do have a problem like i really forgot and it's like something that huge and everybody was feeding into it they were like talking about like different bits from my set and like no it was awful it was it was a really long like drawn out joke that everybody was in on and it was so funny i almost went to rehab which would have benefited me honestly like awesome but i'm serious i was like oh my fucking god like it fucked me up and then one day no and then it was amari amari one day was like brooke never had a show i know and you swore i literally looked him in the face and i go did you snitch did you ruin my joke he goes no i would never confident as like literally i would never and then i found

out it was him i'm like you snake honestly that's my and Amari's friendship though for sure you know what I mean like just like I know like we're gonna run to each other and tell each other

but it was just like what was the reason like I was gonna take that to my it was gonna be like a funny joke forever it was weighing on my heart bro

like I was really like oh my god that you forgot my set there will always be others just like I'm like but then and now I'm like you know that that's the reason that jason was like including me in the roast because i think he thinks i really did comedy at the comedy store

that's fun see now that i know that this is a whole story so lying is beneficial and everybody should lie more yeah like that's that's all i do that seriously sincerely that's all i don't know why i did that though i really i was just like oh i'll never see him again like it's not that big of a deal or it's just like a funny thing and it was like i was so drunk i was just like yeah no like yeah i've done i've done it i mean it's like no i haven't circling back to the video to you privating it and it being on my home page i will take it off obviously i don't know how to do that like i said my old manager would like do that like put my like trending video on the page or whatever. But I think it's very funny that he was like telling me, like putting it on my homepage and was like, yeah,

or like whatever happened. And then telling you, because then right after that, we like fell out, like literally within that time. Oh my God, wait, he's the one who did that? And then telling you. He was calling me like. Like fuck Tana. Yeah, he was like, you better make another one.

Like he was pitting us fully against each other it worked it did work i think but now we have a podcast oh who said that to us last night oh jeff jeff no jeff oh jeff from the story time like the one who like caused this whole issue came up to us last night was like kind of talking about the situation he goes brooke at least you got a podcast like what did i get out of it it's honestly so fucking true he was awful last night he's always awful he's been he's okay no i love him i actually the other day though he started this like feral argument with hunter he like owns a brand with a very common uh word in the name and hunter used the word like in a post and it's a con i'm talking like the word

the other word oh like okay so but like the word could be like fire like it's it's like a very very very common word and he's like how could you do that to my brand or whatever popping off on hunter and hunter's like the nicest person ever hunter was like what and then an hour later he's like, how could you do that to my brand or whatever? Popping off on Hunter. And Hunter's like the nicest person ever. Hunter was like, what? And then an hour later, he's like, yeah, sorry. I was mad at someone else. Like, I didn't mean to take it out on you. And then we saw him the other night.

I was like, I just fucked. Like, Jeff, get it together. Get it together, Jeff. Do you know that I did fuck him like two months ago, though? Tana. Come on. Did you know? Can you just admit right here on the podcast that you actually never stopped when you cut me out of your life?

You kept hooking up with him. No, because I dated Goody. Liar! I dated Goody. I dated Goody. And I couldn't cheat. Uh-huh. They were friends the whole time.

He would still come over. He definitely, but I was mad at him. And I was cussing him out. It was just different. It was a different anger. I get it. He owed you less loyalty than I did. I get that. But no, I didn't keep fucking him because I was dating Goody and I was trying to be a different like anger. Like for sure. I get it. He owed you less loyalty than I did. I get that.

But no, I didn't keep fucking him because I was dating Goody and I was trying to be like a loyal girlfriend. I love Goody. I wish you could get Goody back. I wish you cutie. Sometimes I think I can and then I remember the things that happened and I can't. That's a horrible way. That was like the only relationship I've just been completely absent for.

We were like a horrible way. That was like the only relationship I've just been completely absent for. Because that was like a perfect timing. Like as soon as I left, he came. And as soon as I came back, he left. Honestly, very, very true. Our relationship was great all the way to like the last week. I'm not kidding. We were still having it by once. I can't imagine him like literally arguing with anybody in this entire.

Like I don't even. He barely even speaks. He just says little nice things. That was. It was like that. And then just our last week together we just fought every hour and then we were like wait what's going on we can't do this tell me about hawaii um brooke has been upset because i just went to hawaii on a trip and she was like

oh i wanted to go and i come back and i'm just like bro like you should be so grateful you were not on that trip yeah it must have been hard well think about the gall someone has to possess the audacity i don't know what gall means what does gall mean same thing kind of watch all the people correct me in the comments i'm a fucking idiot um but to ruin a relaxing trip to hawaii i think that's the thing is so i went to hawaii with this billionaire that and i obviously like complaining about a billionaire is awful like he's great he like took us there and stuff like that um we've been on other trips with him though and i think that being in like new york or dallas with someone very high

strong and stressed out and like indecisive and frantic and dramatic is one thing but when you're in like the most relaxing place in the world just trying to like chill and someone is just like just really high strung i have a hard time with people like that like if someone's like energy is too frantic it like really rubs off on me and i can't my mom is kind of like that like she can't help it but it's like no i can't be around her because i'm like it gives me crippling anxiety like working with people like that even i'm like i like i can't work with someone who can't just like be calm and concise and like we're like on like deals and shit but like a tree it was just awful it was like should i change my flight i just changed my flight i'm gonna change my flight again i'm gonna change my

flight should i change my flight should i change my flight i have to go right now wherever we are i have to go right now i have to go to my room i have to work i have to work right now oh my god i went to my room and you guys went to the beach. Why would you leave me? Why would you leave me? Gets to the beach bringing, bringing a bodyguard everywhere with him. Here's the thing. I get it, you're a billionaire, you wanna protect your assets, you wanna protect yourself.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, cause like someone might like steal him or kill him or something. I guess, but also like, I don't want your fans to hurt you like they're not going to um hires this bodyguard that i know really well in hawaii like if we have a show there's some crazy like i'll hire him his name is paperweight because he calls he i want to be called paperweight you met him like he'll be like he's like super hawaiian and he'll

be like um i'm not scared of people they're paperweights first of all who is he french yeah that was awful like i don't know um uh so he calls're paperweights. First of all, is he French? Yeah, that was awful. Like, I don't know. So he calls everyone paperweights, but he goes by paperweight. And he, no joke, he's like this,

he's giant. Like, he's like, probably like six, nine, no joke. And like, That's hot. Huge. Oh.

Like, giant. Like, standing behind, like, I'm not even there standing behind him. Like, he really, and it's awesome, like, going to, like, the club and shit with him because people will just be like feral and he'll just be standing there like you know what i mean like it's not even like he's like moved i'm picturing like who's the guy from moana but so this billionaire is taking paperweight everywhere possessing extreme paranoia for no reason you know what i mean yeah and it's like

we'd all go to the beach and then he'd like be like i'm not going i have to do this why did you leave me oh my god i'm coming so then he'd order like an uber because like we'd take the car and we'd be like come but then like he wouldn't want to go and then he'd like be like wait i want to come so then he took like he orders an uber and they order a tesla for kyla ashley this billionaire and paperweight and paperweight gets in shotgun sits in this tesla seat and it breaks paperweight it breaks it's not his fault but he's like that big like and then happened again where he sat in a toyota corolla front seat and like broke the back of the chair like he's like paperweight you gotta put him like in like an suv like yeah down type shit it's like like he's just huge and it was like okay i get it if we're going to like

the club but we're going to an empty beach like yeah like and you're breaking people's teslas like it's insane and then we'll just be like i'm paying for everything you know what i mean and then like 20 minutes later would be like so is hunter gonna like pay for his meal after five minutes later he was like anything for my tana hunter you should never be like just like oh my god like oh my god um how interesting makes me get this boat doesn't make me get this boat but i'm like okay like let's all get on a boat right everyone will like chip in right yeah because it's like he's paid for everything and i'm down to pay for something yeah of course and so this chartering this boat was eight thousand dollars and he insinuates that he's going to split it with me and then i was like okay so i'll split my 4k across everyone

like jeremy hunter and like nisha ashley like well i'll just pay like you know what i mean like couple hundred bucks and we'll go have like dinner with the chef like on this yacht and like whatever and so then keep in mind too the end he was just obsessed with me. And then it kind of, Ashley and I are like very similar. Like similar looking, similar acting. We're like coordinating every outfit. Like we give like sister wives. Do you get what I'm saying? And then it kind of just starts turning into like,

I can't believe I'm dating both of you. And it's like. I think, no, it does. He does have that tendency though. Because every time we'll be at dinner, he kind of says those kind of things. And we're always like. No, 100%. And so we like get on this boat. I'm have that tendency, though, because every time we'll be at dinner, he kind of says those kind of things. And we're always like, no, 100 percent. And so we like get on this boat.

Like, baby, I love. And he's like, yeah. And he's like, he'll like go in to kiss me. I'm like, I don't fuck this man either. And keep in mind, that's not like my choice. Like, I would fuck him if he was like like that. Like, just for like that. Yeah, I think he's pretty like honestly that that's like

ideal though like a guy who you don't have to sleep with so much rather sleep with someone and then them just be a little more sufferable um i know and i feel like a lot of it has to do with like alcohol and stuff too though because he's like i feel like he's very like blacking out yeah that's the problem like he's a little bit of a blackout i guess it's i also like it gives me like like when you're really young and you start drinking and you don't really know how to like well yeah i feel like he probably just didn't drink a lot like growing up you know he didn't like black out in college he wasn't like in a frat or something so he's probably like i also spent the greater half of my trip after he left psychoanalyzing him and i think there's a couple reasons and things that are going on and that's okay um but so we're on this boat and he's like trying to kiss me and

it's not like i'm kissing him either it's not making it's like a it's like a like lips aren't even touching like you know what i mean and so then he starts doing it to ashley and you know and she's like oh she's down for it because it's like he's like paying for everything and it's like just being sweet but then he's like he's like paying for everything and it's like just being sweet. But then he's like, he's just taking it too far. Trying to like just keep going back and forth. And also you and I are almost more down to act like that. Like Ashley and I are not like touchy and like, you know what I mean with each other. Like we're like not sister wise.

Yeah. Like 100%. And so then on the boat, we're all like about to pay and I pay for like my part. And then we're like waiting on him. And then he's just like, I cannot believe she would ask me to pay after he like moved eight flights, like be on the boat.

It was like freaking out. And I was like, it's not that I mind paying, but it was just interesting. And I also would have just, if I knew I was going to pay for the full boat, would have gotten a smaller boat, would have like gone without him, would not have been sister-wiving with Ashley the whole time.

Yeah, you were doing your part. You you worked for that second half i really did and then you paid the full thing yeah eight thousand dollars and i was i was sick obviously that's tough what could you buy with eight thousand dollars that you spent on one day what no four hours four hours um i'm like a lot of things you know you could a car with i was just gonna say that not a very nice one but a car a car i would have never paid that i would have never ever ever ever ever paid that and i was just like sick i'm trying to think of other things that are just like i don't know i get that my thing is like i truly i care so much about who i'm around and like the energy i have around me i would rather just not go somewhere than like yeah then like suffer but also his energy can be all right like no I yeah he usually he's great like he I love being around him and stuff but like I've only ever been around him like at a dinner or like

like in Dallas for a day hard I don't there's not a lot of people in general that I can go on a trip with and not like come back annoyed with them I'm not even one of those people you are not one of those people in fact you're not even like close remotely people. You are not one of those people. In fact, you're not even close. Remotely close. We had one really good trip. What? I posted all our Miami. You know how I vlogged when we were in Miami? But then couldn't post it because I had to abruptly go home.

And me and you just really fought. I posted it all on Roll. So I just posted all the unedited vlog footage. No way. That's really smart, actually. I'm like, go check us out. That's so smart. That's fire's fire yeah that trip was awful that's whenever i actually want to get back with my ex i have to in my head you know i record is that should i say that you recorded us fighting yeah that's smart you should send it to me so i can rewatch it i did i recorded you guys fighting

i didn't actually record you guys you guys like but i i just recorded my face like this i would love to hear for like 30 minutes straight is you just the irrational screaming no he's wailing crying yeah i'm screaming crying he's like scream give me my bag i'm like give him his bag he's awful he's literally fucking whenever i go to think to text him i in my head like my little pea brain i have to like fight with myself and i say like certain things like that just like will make me be like okay you can't and one of them is just miami miami miami miami miami miami you have so many things though that are like really cut and clear like you should never speak to him again i have a harder a harder time i think because it's more just his overall yeah more just like

little little things that have piled up you know what i saw i saw a quote that said like if you put a frog i'm gonna this up if you put a frog in boiling hot water it'll jump out but if you put a frog in water and then like slowly heat it up until it's boiling it'll stay in forever until it dies and that's like what happens full body chills but like well but it's like a thing it's like you start it when people do little things you like put up with it and put up with it and put up with it and keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger and like eventually you're just gonna like tolerate it cuz it's like you just let these like things Get worse and worse, but if it's like if it's really bad right away, obviously you're gonna be like get rid of this guy And it just like the obviously the toxic factor like the good so good and the bad so bad but it's like The good is no good. There was no good. Like where was the good?

I was literally thinking about that today. I was like thinking about a lot of my toxic relationships and I'm like at least and so bad but it's like the good is no good there was no good like where was the good i don't i was literally thinking about that today i was like thinking about a lot of my toxic relationships and i'm like at least a lot of these people were great and the thing is though like you start like making excuses for people because they have like genuine or like basic human qualities like i kind of do that i have like a similar situation with like a friend who i'm kind of like on the outs with and it's like i'm like no but like when she's when she's a good friend, she's such a good friend. But it's like a friend is supposed to be a good friend. Like they don't get an award for being a good friend sometimes.

Like they're supposed to be like that all the time. I 100% agree. Guys, Brooke and I are so dead today that we like had to call in for backup. So Lila Gibney's here. We do. We luckily had her outside. I wish we brought Daisy, but. I brought the dog. Come here. Wait,ila Gibney's here. We do. We luckily had her outside. I wish we brought Daisy, but. I brought the dog.

Come here. Wait, okay. Show the people. We're going to use this half. Daisy, come on TV. She was barking at you guys. TV. I go, it's freaky.

Wait, I want to show Daisy so that the people. So they can see that I got scammed. Oh my God, can we talk about that? She won't let you get her. You guys, I've been on a my God. Can we talk about that? She won't let you get her. You guys, I've been on a bender. Can we talk about it? Oh, my God, Lila. Wait, wait, really quick.

You guys, Lila ordered this dog on Craigslist. It's supposed to be a golden doodle. How much was it? Like, what is this? It was $2,000. Her and Mario sold it, too. I love her so much. And Mario was like, let's just get sibling dogs. And

this is so not like me or Mario because I honestly quite frankly am worse at taking care of myself than Tana. Yeah. Like I can't even take care of myself let alone like little Daisy. No you've done a really good job with Daisy though. But I've been the best dog ever. She's always having like a nanny. She's always at

the penty. Like she's always on an adventure. It's just so fun. It helps you get a lot of money. Yeah. She's like a chihuahua. Well, I feel like if like I'm saying like now you can like you can just pay someone to like go watch her

and stuff like that. I'll give you this to just like go like pet dates. Honestly. And I'm like at Bootsy Bellows. Dude, today Lila, you were just saying that we're so bad

at taking care of ourselves and we obviously are. And we think someone in our house has a staph infection and me and Lila are in the bathroom. Tana, I've never seen me or Tana put soap on our hands and wash our hands. Ever washing our hands?

Like, been months. Like, this is so huge. I did the little thing with your nails when you, like... I wash my hands, obviously, when I pee and shit. No, you don't. No, you don't.

No, you're lying if you say you do. No, you're actually lying to Brooke's face. I do. It's kind of sad. I do. I do. Like, in a restaurant and shit. Can't say the same. I will. But, like, at home, like, if I'm Brooke's face. I do. It's kind of sad. I do. I do. Like, in a restaurant and shit. Can't say the same.

I will. But, like, at home. Like, if I'm just at home, I'm not walking in the bathroom like, oh, I really need to fucking wash my hands. No, yeah. Like, if I, like, go pee or something and I'm, like, in the bathroom at Tana's, like, what am I going to do? Go get soap.

Like, no. No, I'm starving. I'm going to go to the kitchen. At home, fuck no. If I shit. I just want this public information out about you. If I shit, I'll wash my hands. I'm, like, honestly, one of, like like, be like, I'm saying this laughing.

Tana's going to spit out her fucking drink. I feel like I'm like one of like the healthiest people. Laila. Like I've never gotten COVID. I haven't gotten sick since like third grade. I think you not getting COVID is like similar to Tana having never had an STD. It's like if you don't get checked, you can't have one. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. No, it's also similar. I'm just kidding. I've gotten tested so many times for COVID because I was like traveling and doing all this like crazy mumbo jumbo. And I never had it. And I never felt sick. That's true. I thought I had COVID this week.

I was like really worried about it. No, Brooke was so excited to have COVID because the guy she likes has COVID. And she literally does see that. No, Brooke verbatim goes, I kind of hope I about it. No, Brooke was so excited to have COVID because the guy she likes has COVID and she literally, she literally. No, Brooke verbatim goes, I kind of hope I have it. So she can hang out with him. No, that's, I mean, well, yeah, I did. No, it came out of your mouth.

No, she literally was trying to find a picture of a positive test to show him, even though she doesn't have it, so that she can go hang out with him and then get it to like hang out. To literally trap him. This is really incriminating. Like pull the,

pull the full Drake, like pull, pull the Buffalo sauce in the condom. Honestly, I'm so happy. Wait, can we talk, can we talk about that?

The Drake situation. I know that was kind of a while ago and they were like in the dark, but, and he like took off his condom and then put Buffalo sauce in it. No. Did you know this story? I tried to literally put the condom up her, like, pussy, but there was buffalo sauce in it.

Yeah. Honestly, why does that sound like a great dipping sauce? Drake cum ex buffalo sauce. You know us with our nuggets and ranch. A little ranch. I would do it. You guys are sick. But imagine the humiliation, like, going into the bathroom

and, like, literally trying to turn a condom inside out and get yourself pregnant with Drake and having to explain yourself,, oh shit, my coochie's on fire. Oh, I bet that shit burns. Yeah. That's so scary. That's awful. It's so scary. Who would you do that to?

Who would you turn an inside out condom? Drake. Oh. What do you mean? Poor guy probably has like he's probably been doing that for a while. But what do I what do I think? What do I think? Poor guy probably has, like he's probably been doing that for a while. But what do I, what do I think, what do I think is going to happen?

What am I going to get pregnant? Dawn is 2.0. As Dana once said, stop now. Lila, let's, let's, let's turn this into a slight intervention.

Okay. She's been to the club 26 of 30 days this month. Okay. So it's what? February 2nd or am I wrong? No, it's February like 3rd. And out of the 31 days in January up to now, I feel like there's only been like two that I haven't gone to the club.

Her Instagram got taken down. My Instagram's gone. And honestly for no reason. I've been coping in, you know, a few weird ways. Coping like you're mourning your Instagram? Actually, I would be too. If I lost my Instagram, I'd be really sad. What do you mean? I can't DM rappers. I can't send them videos of my post. Like, it few weird ways. Like she's coping, like you're mourning your Instagram. Actually, I would be too. If I lost my Instagram, I'd be really sad.

What do you mean? I can't DM rappers, I can't send them videos of my, like, it's like annoying. And like watching stories too. It's like, it's almost like you have to go watch it in real life.

I literally just, I gave me her phone and she's like, who else should we watch? And I was like, oh my God, what's so and so up to? Like,

I just update on everyone. Like, she didn't even download the app, Isn't it, doesn't it have something to do with your actual, like the IP address of your phone? Like, I think you're not,

I think you have to get a whole new phone for you to be able to have an instagram that works and every time every time lila has her instagram deleted what happens is she'll make another instagram and then she'll go on her story and go at instagram why do you hate me and then it's like you're attracting attention to yourself and if they're just going to delete you again we just found out it's not instagram it's actually this feral person who was like lila doesn't reply to my dms unless i'm making her a fan edit. It's like, what do you want, my social? Like, what are we supposed to do, go on a picnic?

I reply. There's been times, like, for hours I'll be hanging out with people and I'm just, like, replying. You know I'm always like, I love you, baby. I love you so much. Yeah, you are really too responsive. I reply to every fucking soul request. And this was just, like, a feral fan.

And she was like, so I reported. Turned on her. Feral. She reported me for, like, not being me. And she was like, I reported on her She reported me for like not being me and she was like live as impersonating But she had she has a connection so she like she made an account where she's pretending to be the real Lila And then I'd like one lady's name who's killed Selena, huh? And then I tweeted I tweeted a photo Who?

like I tweeted a photo literally like two years ago when I got my ID legally changed to Lila and female and everything. Tweeted a photo of her ID. And she went and took the photo, and now she's trying to get verified as me. Brilliant. I know, right? She's so smart.

But it's honestly terrifying, and I would be like, seriously. I want to get verified so bad. I'm surprised you're not. Because you have to have articles, and I'm always like, oh, well, there's I always do the little. I'm, well, because you have to have articles. And I'm always like, oh, well, there's probably articles because the canceled podcast has articles. But if you look at the canceled podcast, it's just, there's nothing to be said about. You know that bald guy who, like, always tries to be our sugar daddy who works in the industry? Yes.

Our good friend just went on a date with him. I wish I could say that. I know. You could. What wish I could say. I know you could. What in your hair? I the audio listeners, please, please, please go to video. What is that? Is it like I think it was because I was like sitting in the bushes outside.

I got the tug. I got kicked. I don't like how it looks like. It's like a worm. I thought it was literally a snake. Don't put that near me. So, yeah, I've just been like, you know, living my like it's like a worm. I thought it was literally a snake. Don't put that near me, okay? So, yeah, I've just been, like, you know, living my, like, honestly, like, my 2000s, like, Paris, like, fantasy. Yeah, they didn't have Instagram, and they were just having all kinds of fun.

And it's honestly been fun because I, like, I'll be at the club, and now it's gotten to the point, me and, like, Tana's old assistant and our best friend Natalie, we pull up to Poppy when the night should have ended. Like, I don't even remember leaving Tana's, like, roast thing. There's, like, always bugs near Tana. Like, um. Stop. Go fuck yourself. I'm like.

I blacked out. I'm shocked. Oh, I pull up to Poppy, and they just, like, make way. Don't even make us show IDs anymore because they're like, I've seen you 32 nights in a row. Like, I know who you are. I know you're vaccinated. Like, well, hey. How do you even have fun anymore?

I literally walk up, I go, hey, boys. How do I have fun? I don't know. My new favorite thing about Laila is that every time she goes, because you're very, very friendly and sweet. If you ever meet Laila, I recommend going up to her and just acting like you're friends. You'll have a great fucking time.

No, I'll, like, adopt you. I'm like, well, like, get you and stuff. No, so every night, like, she'll meet a new friend. They'll go home together. They'll, like'll have a great fucking time. No, I'll, like, adopt you. I'm, like, we'll, like, get dudes to live with. No, so every night, like, she'll meet a new friend. They'll go home together. They'll, like, have a sleepover whole thing. And then the next day...

I'll wake up with, like, a randomness. Like, and the next day, it's, like, we're all at lunch and she's, like, I'm bringing Georgia and Hope. Like, there's, like, new bitches every day.

And we're, like, who? Yesterday, I asked her where one of her friends is. Like, Nancy. I'm, like, where's Nancy? And she goes, she got deported. Like,

what the actual fuck? No, Georgia, she's getting deported back to London. Oh my God. Her time is over. I want to get deported to London. So she goes,

so I need to go really hard these next couple of weeks because she gets deported on the 14th. Like, happy Valentine's Day, bitch. Galentine's Day. Y'all have like seven boyfriends.

I don't know why you act like you don't. Last year on Valentine's Day, I woke up in a man's bed on Valentine's Day and he toldall have like seven boyfriends. I don't know why you ask like you don't. Last year on Valentine's Day, I woke up in a man's bed on Valentine's Day and he told me that he would kill himself if he spent another year single on Valentine's Day. Are you ready for this one? Last year on Valentine's Day, everyone at my house was going on dates

and I just started hooking up with Chris Miles and everyone's like going on dates. And obviously, we just started hooking up. We just started hooking up for like six or seven days, so I get it. But we'd been together for like seven days straight so at the same time

I was like oh maybe he'll like at least just like a gesture like sweet whatever and we're upstairs and everyone's dressed to the nines going on a date and he looks at me

and he dead ass asks me is it someone's birthday oh my god you know what you know what energy he has he has like that girl from Euphoria

who's like it's New Year's yeah literally face she's like my boyfriend didn't tell me we were just watching her tiktok with her big lips she's such a cutie i tweeted like i'm maddie and everyone was like no you're fucking fay yeah but you were really bold for that she's like i'm not a cassie i'm a maddie that's like people who say like like when they watch when they watch sex in the city like that's how you can tell everything you need to know about a person i don don't even think you guys watch this in the city. Dana is just, like, in someone's, like, trunk,

like, with her lip filler addiction. Like, it's just, like, literally... Shooting up heroin in her fucking... Literally dead fucking ass. I just met in the hot tub scene when Cassie was, like,

throwing up and Maddie was, like, master manipulating. That was insane. I resonated with that. Like, in that situation, I would have been, like... Who did you resonate with? Maddie?

With Maddie. Because you're so crazy and manipulative. Why did you say that so fast? Like you know what I mean Like that's like No that's so You're so good at it I'm honestly Cassie

Seriously just like Throwing up everywhere Honest I'm probably Cassie The fans are like She's Cassie I'm Cassie in a lot of ways though Like the male validation

Like you know And like the daddy issues And like the Definitely the daddy issues I don't know who I relate to On that show at all The other day I walk in at Nine in the morning to my apartment complex.

Like get in heels. Can the people hear you? Probably not. Well, I'm loud. I walk in at 9 a.m. And my security's like, hi. I'm like, I honestly don't even remember. All I remember is literally throwing up like on the elevator.

And I was just like, sorry. On the elevator? I literally I was like alright but can you mess me up and the other day

they sent out like a search party for me oh bro my location said I was at the entire top

this is when it became it's not like it was funny and quirky because it's not like she's like killing herself

she's just going out a lot so it's like funny and quirky but there's always some story there's always something happening whatever I'm leaving you know it's bad when tana's

like like freaking the fuck out that's how that's how i that's what got me really worried because i got a call from tana facetime and for tana to even notice someone's missing is like the fact that tana was up at 11 a.m one she doesn't wake up until 6 p.m two worried three actually packing and going on her trip to hawaii like after going out the night before like i was i have the airport in like literally like two and a half hours and lila does wake up pretty early like we usually have blackout at like 7 a.m doesn't sleep yeah like we we have the story of the night by noon and so by 11 a.m 12 a.m someone texts a screenshot of your location wait do you mean noon i think no it wasn't really at 11 a.m. 12 a.m. someone texts a screenshot of your location. Wait, you mean noon?

I think, no, it was earlier. At 11 a.m. someone sends you a screenshot of your location. Okay. And it's,

She said 12 a.m. like it's not the night. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.

By 11, oh, yeah, sorry. By 11 a.m. sends her location. Lila, it was Natalie,

and Natalie's in New York. The fact that she was in New York. Checking your location. Lila is in a tire shop. This is not a joke. Her location doesn't drive, doesn't have a car. Her location- Doesn't even have a license.

Is a tire shop. And we're all like, what the fuck? And then you just like, don't wake up for so long. So we're like, group chat, name change, find Lila Gibney. Looking for- It was literally hashtag. Like, awesome. And it's the most like, random people.

Like, it was like, it was my like, one close friend who like random people like it was like what it was my like one close friend who like doesn't even go out with me my hairstylist natalie like oh we got like like like it was just the most like random group of people and everyone's like no like last last i saw her she was like uh so and so last i saw her she was like slurring like it was i had calls from you at like 7 a. let's go out Yeah she had called me At 5 o'clock in the morning And I just ignored it Cause I was like

What I was with La Demi No and so yeah So then I start I'm blowing up La Demi I'm calling every person Who was with Lila No one's fucking answering

Lila finally answers And she's like You think it's so funny too That's why I'm in fucking prison Everyone's freaking out She's just dying laughing And she's like We're covered in piss.

Me and LaDemi are covered in piss. What? Wait, explain the covered in piss thing. One of them pissed themselves. So we were with this girl. Do you know which one? This girl. It was me, LaDemi, and this other girl.

And the other girl? Who frequently has sexual encounters with Philip Pline, Scott Disick. She's so hot. But she's like 30. And she has this problem, but she's like, she's like 30. And she has this problem, I guess, with just like wetting the bed. She's like been to multiple doctors, Jana picking up the pickle off the glass counter. Shh, don't snitch.

And we woke up and Demi's like, am I wet? Am I wet? Am I wet? And then she goes, yeah, I pissed myself. And Demi goes, well, can you at least get me a fucking T-shirt? Because she was like, what? And we're all like freaking out. People are driving by the tire shop, banging on the door of the tire shop. No, Stassi Bell, like my friend Stassi literally called a suburban to go to this tire shop.

And she was outside of the gates of the tire shop screaming, Lila. And she called me. She was all I could think about was like, what if she's in there screaming of the gates of the tire shop screaming Lila and she called me. She was all I could think about was like, what if she's in there screaming my name? I know. I told Lila,

I was out shopping and like running errands and stuff and I was listening to music and then I had the thought and I went white and I'm like, imagine if Lila's really dead right now and I'm just jamming in my car

so I turn the music off. The way you said it gave me full chills and like made me so sad because you go, imagine if today's the day we like lost Lila. No, I know. I go go if today's the day I lose Lila that I'm not screaming fucking Chelsea Cutler me Paige and Kyla were having a full-blown panic like I thought you

were like dead it was so out of character and it's just like it's it's sad and scary and I know everyone's like oh god they're so dramatic but it's like imagine me 4 a.m full heels like stumbling on the road like somebody could literally offer me like a pickle and get in everyone's like, oh God, they're so dramatic. But it's like, imagine me 4 a.m. full heels like stumbling on the road. Like somebody could literally offer me like a pickle and I'd get in their trunk. Like I would like literally like. Oh, she's had stories.

She'll wake up the next morning. She'd be like, yeah, I rode someone's bike home and then I went to church with someone's grandma. And then like a homeless man like tried to have sex with me, gave me his bike,

cut my feet open. Like it's just. That really happened. That was real. That was a real. That story is like. It's like funny, ha ha, until something actually awful happens to you and we're not going to And it's crazy that really happened that was real that was a real that story it's like it's like funny haha until something actually awful happens to you and we're not gonna and it's crazy because like why was in love with a drug dealer right now that's true he's a hot one he's very hot but

like driving me nuts i'm also in love with the drug dealer yeah i'm in love with the people who hit up there you're literally in love with homeless people yeah like it's awful she's in love with people who literally like well like i'm not even getting like find a like pill on the floor and it could literally be an ibuprofen and they'll just like big like breakfast like like babe no get a smoothie last night jeff wittig last night jeff wittig said that i stopped using dating apps because i'm over it and just started checking the Citizen app and picking like the first like like active shooter five minutes away. I mean, that's all. Deanna calls the fattest suburban and tries to find them.

Yeah, like you just like you honestly go to the shelter and you're just like time to serve gravy. She's like, you want a bed to sleep in? Hop in my car. She's like, you got to do your laundry. Like I got I got a case of AeroHaz. I got a 24 five. But I'm,

I've been single. I'm doing good. You've been good. And I love this Tana. She's so fun. You are so much more fun when you're, I just like, like you so much.

When she, when she dates people, I'm not kidding. I will go to her house at like 8 PM. We know honestly, 10 PM just woke up. I'm talking like so much food for the shelter like so much food on the side of her bed like panera from three days ago she'll pick it up

and eat it and i'm like what the hell are in the dark in the 40 degree room like just i know that was another thing that's another reason i couldn't sleep over last night because it was so cold and i'm talking like i'm talking mattress in the living room. No sheets, no pillowcase. That just happened. My dog literally, I'm not kidding, she was over there

and my dog peed on the mattress. Chris goes, just flip it. That's what he said. Do you know that Lila's dog peed on, first of all, I shouldn't have a mattress in the living room,

but also I hated my house and my TV wasn't working so I was like, I'm going to watch Euphoria downstairs in comfort. Like who did the mattress? Ari, and then it just stayed and stayed and stayed. I'm so glad she didn't say Kyle and Paige. I was going I'm gonna watch euphoria downstairs Like who did the mattress Ari and then just stayed and stayed and say I was so glad she didn't say Kyle

No, but so the dog peas on my like bad because like I have no TV So I'm watching and I just watch and she takes my pillow and starts sopping up the dog piss with my favorite Fucking pillow. I didn't have it for weeks. I'd neck Tana that night sleeping on her favorite fucking pillow. No, I know. She goes, I didn't have it for weeks. Like I just saw it this morning and it's literally turning brown from all your makeup. I have to. I showed it in my vlog last night. Oh my God. It's so scary. Like I look at it, I'm like, huh? It gets clean. It's just stained. But I mean, whatever. I think that actually does just happen. I mean, I take my makeup off. I I can't even get I am I you know, it's almost like, you know when you speak something into existence

Like you say something is true so many times it comes true I have like a me I have like a showering problem now Like you used to always say I did to where like I if I won't even like go near my bed Before I've like taken like a full shower wash all everything and I'll still wake up with makeup on my I'm not getting this Morning, I woke up full jeans, IMG, top, makeup,

face down in my bed. But I wear a lot more makeup. You don't really wear that much makeup. Lila really, she's so pretty. Like you're wearing no makeup right now.

I was just going to say, me and you are just no makeup. Yeah, but look at me. I'm sitting here in sweats. Well, I put my makeup on over

my makeup from whatever was left after I took it off. And I'm just like making myself at home. Like Lord knows I'm not wearing fucking underwear.

That's been her new thing too. Borrowing my short ass dresses and Laila's like a little taller than me too so they're even shorter on her with no underwear and then everyone will be like. And I'm talking like pussy lips.

Like, the other day I was at my place and it was like me, like Ricky, Denzel, like La Demi, like Ariel and we were at my place and I walked out of the bathroom and Demi's like,

Laila, you're a pussy and I go, it's my house. No, I'm already at the point. And the other day at Nikita's somebody said something to me too and I walked out of the bathroom and Demi's like, Lila, you're a pussy. And I go, it's my house. No, Amari, that's a good point. And the other day, at Nikita's, somebody said something to me too

and I go, I bought it. Like, I paid for it. Like, no, you didn't. Literally, I know. Wait, I feel like you guys

would really relate on this because you love having it. Like, Lila loves having a camel toe or like, I don't know if you love it. I hate having a moose knuckle because it's not like a camel toe. Like, that shit is split in half.

No, she wants dress. Look under the dress. I knowose knuckle because it's not like a camel toe like that shit is split in half no she wants dress look under the dress I know but remember when you looked up like realistic camel toe underwear yeah like I was just gonna like wear it to like put under like like shorts or something and have it look like she has the biggest craziest camel toe of all time you're sick honestly

and a new thing you should buy those and then call paparazzi like literally we were cussing each other out in Vegas behind Marshmello's table. And like literally she made me cry. She was crying. It was out of a movie. And she goes, what even is this bit? Like you're trying to just like make me mad for a bit.

I'm like, does it look like I'm vlogging? Like what do you mean? This is real life, you delusional bitch. I love doing that. I'm like, I'm dating them for the bit. But we didn't have no sense of reality. Honestly. At all. No. So delusional bitch i love you i'm like i'm dating them for the sense of reality honestly i don't know no so delusional no um yeah no i'll literally be like dating someone also you guys i don't like i'm not like honestly we have a lot i have like a few bits too i'm like joe's a bit i was just letting myself what are my bits you are leaving leaving where i am to like go see a daddy

or like I can't even say any of your bits I feel like getting a blowout every day that is definitely one of your bits getting a blowout getting a glam for nothing

no you guys that's just something she does that's not a bit like what is wrong with you oh I need so much we want to be David Dobrik so bad I want to go to like

somewhere and like rot in a booth like I'm talking like 15 ranch at Buffalo Wild Wings. Let's go to Buffalo Wild Wings. Should we? I want cheese curds, buffalo chicken wrap, fried pickles, the Southwestern Ranch. That's something that you're able to do.

That's another bit. Ordering $475 worth of food just to eat all of it and pretend it didn't happen. Lila can eat more than any person I've ever known. You do the 10,000 calorie challenge literally every day and you gain no weight. It's really scary. And I remember my like day one YouTube days, like I remember like saving up a paycheck at McDonald's

and I was like so excited to film this video. Like I would always have to like do it at like 3 p.m. but I would work like all day at McDonald's at the fucking drive-thru. I can't imagine her at the drive-thru. I would always like have to take out my trash, flip my trash can upside down and put my camera on it and sit on the kitchen floor to film it and i literally walked to wendy's burger king and mcdonald's and got stuff from all of it and just ate oh my god that

was the first thing like one of the first things me and lila did together was when she still worked at mcdonald's we got we were in my car we went to chick-fil-a and we did a muck muck bang in the car and i like i didn't have i wasn't doing social media, obviously, at that time. And she was like- I come in wig, literally, I'm talking not glued on. Literally wig, wig, forehead, still not. It's three inches higher. It was so funny.

I have a question. We would- Oh, wait, go ahead. I have an answer. We would get fully ready and run around and take pictures all around the city. All around your complex. Yeah.

We'd go to Outrids. But the pictures, if you see them now, you would be like, guys. And we would, I remember we would like, I remember vividly like the double denim moment

at Alfred's and like the sun was. Literally. And I was like. And I like leaned my head back. That picture is still on my Instagram. Then we'd sit in the car

and we'd FaceTune it and listen to that like one sad guy that we always used to listen to like Olivia Jade's ex or something. Jackson Guthrie. So good.

She looked insane last night. She's so cute. What was I going to say? If you were at the drive-thru and someone ordered something, like, you know what I mean? I like going to fights, like spit on,

okay, what, go. No, but like a Big Mac, no pickles, and then there was like, it was wrong or something and they were like cussing at you, like, how would you react? I remember so vividly

like that happened once and you know, I had like trauma. He like came back and I saw his car because I knew like right when it happened I was like fuck I gave him the complete wrong bag and he was already so fucking rude

to me like I don't even know what the deal was but I like talked back like I remember literally in my little microphone I clicked it again and I go I go why do you have a tone and I go well get your food fixed like it's not the end of the world like what I would do that at catch all the end of the world. Like, what?

I would do that at Catch all the time. Because the people who come to Catch are, like, the entitlement is crazy. Or, like, when I knew somebody was going to come back and, like, yell at me or something, I'd literally be like, I have to pee so bad. And then I would just make it someone else's problem. Like, I just wouldn't deal with that. I would all the time be like, listen to me. I go, no one's sitting anywhere if you keep talking to me like that.

I swear to God. It was my favorite thing to, like, talk back. Because people would come in and, like, I go no one's sitting anywhere if you keep talking to me like that I swear to God it was my favorite thing to like talk back people would come in and like I have no control like what am I gonna go tell someone to get up like no there's just no time not and I'd be if it's the most frustrating thing in the world when you're like being nice to somebody and then they're rude back so then it's like girl that is my yeah it was so important I bought down here anything that's why I retailed and never food. Because, like, I feel like retail customers.

Well, I loved it. And I loved it. Like, it makes you feel good to, like, just be nice to people all day. But when you're nice to someone and they're rude back, I'll literally be like, I dare you to fucking use that. I don't feel like you ever, like, quote unquote, retailed. I retailed. She did. She was a Pakistan girl.

But for how long? I thought you told me it was for, like, a couple weeks. No, that was one of the times. I got fired several times. Or quit or just walked out or, like, wouldn't. But I worked at me. That was Lato's weeks. No, that was one of the times. I got fired several times. Or quit or just walked out or like wouldn't. But I worked at Plato's Closet. I'm shocked. I loved Plato's.

I would always, honestly, I just like, I would always go and like steal. Honestly, I would steal and then sell. I think it's okay to steal from major corporations. I hate to put that out there on the internet. Yeah, that's what my mom says. I think you're, well, I think that's what she says. I don't know. Your mom's literally in bars.

Not anymore. She's out. She's free. Third bars. Not anymore. She's out. She's free. Third time's a charm. She's free. But it's like when they have so much money that it's like, and they're like a price, like Walmart, like steal. Like what?

You wanted my $30? Like, fuck off. Don't. But like a small business or something, like never steal. No, of course. But I had my history with shoplifting. I honestly learned my lesson. I remember like my first time I got caught shoplifting was from Walmart,

and it was a $6 ox cord. I, like, was walking through the women's section. I ripped it out of its casing and shoved it in, like, a thing, a rack full of sweatshirts. And there was, like, a secret shopper, and what had happened was he was following me, and he literally had the, like, he saw me do it. And then when I was walking out, he goes, come with me. And I go, what?

Because he was just in, like, an ugly outfit. And I was like, what? And I just kept walking, and he was like, no, like, no like i just saw you shoplift like you have to come with me and they called my mom and i told her i was at work like but i'm shoplifting high as at walmart like i got caught shopping a couple times i would be so one time in high school my two like my two best friends got caught shoplifting and so they called my grandparents you i could see you feeling really good oh i could never never yeah never And I remember the other time was at Zoomies I think I got like banned for life or something

Because I walked out with like three like thrasher Shirts under my fucking hoodie like three Like layered up like ready to go to Aspen Ready to hit the slope I went to Zoomies for 48 hours What a stretch I had spent

So many fucking jobs. There was just a hot boy. That was the time I like left Maxa. Like 28. What, like I'm trying to think of my, you know I worked at a nail salon for like a really long time. Like cashier?

Yeah. For like two years. Like front desk? What? I worked front desk. But I feel like it was probably like a really hot bougie one. No, it was like,

I mean it, no. But it was like my friend, my friend worked there before me and she like, I was like her reference and so I would work. But it's like, no one could worked there before me and she like she wrote I was like her reference And so I would work but it's like no one could like talk to me or anything Well, yeah, have you ever worked at like a subway Panera? Like have you ever worked at somewhere like like create like no I worked

I worked in food always restaurants and then it went nail salon But the nail salon was hard because they either like the language barrier It was like it like I felt so stupid all the time and it was so bad for my self-esteem because it was like, I, like, it's not their fault. It's not my fault and it's not their fault. But like, just, it was so frustrating and I could tell they just thought I was so fucking stupid. I'm like. You're just trying to make your coin.

I know. But they, like, you know, my name is still Brooke in Vietnamese. So like, I always knew when they were talking about me. I'm like, Tammy, I can hear you. She was the best though so I miss them so much by the end they like finally were like okay like we really

because they were like really hard on everyone they were so nice to me at the end I was heartbroken when I had to leave isn't that a sad sentiment like I can remember

certain people that I worked with that changed my life like growing up me too I'll never but my first boss at Plato's

Chelsea Ferolia she was awesome Plato's, Chelsea Ferrolia. She was awesome. Plato's really hit. I thought it was just an Iowa thing. No, they have it everywhere. Like here? But imagine working there.

People, homeless people would bring in clothes with like cockroaches and I would like cry. Wait, what? Yeah, it was awesome. I don't think I could ever work there. Like the thought of going. Ew. And imagine telling people like there are 50 pairs of rock revivals you're going to give them $7 for

and the way they would, like. I would go in with duffel bags and this stuff that they would decline. I'd go in the next day and just give it to someone, like, somebody who wasn't there the day before. 100%. And then I would just keep doing it. And the other stuff I would just take to, like, the L. But, like, families who, like, needed the money, they'd cuss you out. It was just, like, such a.

I just, like, take the L every time. I don't think I've ever, like, done that just because it's so. It just ruins your spirit when, like, a shirt really meant a lot to you. And you really, like. That was, like, such a good shirt. you really like that was like such a good shirt no but then you do it and then and then they like don't even want it or they think it's worth three dollars i know you're like i wore this all the time yeah it could literally be like a two thousand dollar versace like velvet set and they're like 25 bucks like 725 yeah take it or leave it dad ass i was that bitch you're like take it and last night was like it was just like everyone was in one room so drunk.

And I was like front row just like, and I remember hitting, like physically actually hitting Ari from laughing so hard. And he literally had to be like, stop hitting me. Yeah, you were aggressive last night. You kept hitting everyone. And Tana would literally be like in the middle of like roasting someone on stage. And I would stumble to the bar. First of all, I missed her whole set because I was, I would stumble to the bar. Ari would be like, get another drink. I would stumble to the bar. First of all, I missed her whole set because I would stumble to the bar.

I would be like, get another drink. I'd stumble to the bar. I'd go, can I just have a cup with no chaser, just tequila? And I'd be like, but can I have a straw? And then I had Isabella Uber me my vax card. And I was waiting outside for like 30... You don't have a photo of your vax card? You could have just had her send a picture of it.

And I was outside for 30 minutes during her whole set. I come back, I go, wait, it's over? And apparently I was really drunk. I don't even remember. Dude, she killed it. You're going to see it on YouTube. Last night, what actually killed me, though, is that normally when all my friends are blacked out,

I'm blacked out. But because I had to be on stage roasting, I wasn't drinking. Not even because you had half of a dizzy wine. She goes, I need to chill. Well, if you could drink like a normal person, it would be one thing. But you're a slurrer.

That's my thing, is I can have one shot, and it doesn't matter. I'm like, shh, shh, shh, shh. And I didn't want to be on stage like, I ate Bryce's ass. No, you should be like, come on, baby, you're gonna puke. That's exactly right. There's no exaggeration. No, so I was like, I love you.

I love you, knowing you. So I purposefully didn't black out, because I was like, I can't be drunk to do this. So I'm sober for hours and hours and hours hours and I'm watching all my friends in the crowd just shot shot shots I get off stage I'm trying to talk to any one of them and everyone's feral just falling over I was hammered

everyone's hammered like everyone everyone I know and I was like oh my god I took four shots back to back Kyla and Paige said that apparently like Josh and Bryce got like a new assistant or something and that they Kyla and Paige were like no Josh and Bryce got a new assistant or something. And that Kyla and Paige were like, there was only two. No, Josh. Okay, Josh got a new assistant.

And there's only two stalls. And apparently I come stumbling with this girl. And this girl was screaming, Ever needs to get out. Ever needs to get out. Someone has to pee. Get the fuck out. And it was me and Kyla and Paige were like, Lila? No, Josh, Richard, I love you to death.

Your assistant last night was belligerent and awful. Awful, like, screaming. And I'm, like, trying to be, like, in my zone. I don't remember meeting her. She took photos of me, though. No, she fucking was, like, I went in to pee in the bathroom. And I have to be back on stage. And we're trying to pee quick.

And it's me and Josie in the bathroom. She's, like, holding the door. She's, like, I'll escort you. I'll escort you all. And I'm, like, I don't need. I'm not at a convention. I'm here with all my friends. Like, I don't need an escort. like screaming you're a playlist five and so finally

she's in the bathroom she's like do you need anything do you need anything tana do you need anything tana need something guys guys everyone get out and i'm like i don't need anything i just need to pee and so then she's standing with her hands over the bathroom stall like i'm holding the door for you i'm holding i'm like it locks locks. You don't have to do this. And I'm like, oh, she was just trying to be helpful. You guys are mean. Pushing, no, like pushing girls into the pool. No, like it. I would have liked that.

And so Josie was like, hey, she's pee shy. Like she just needs you to like kind of like go away and she won't go away. And I have to be back on stage in like one minute. And it's just this feral woman's hands over the door like holding it and you know me I'm sitting with my underwear down Tana learns the word feral and nobody's ever

gonna hear the end of it I'm so sorry can we get a feral count on this pod we pull up cause Brooke was waiting for an hour for Tana to get up and get here and she goes oh Brooke's gonna be feral and it's weird because I think you've just gotten like extra, I'm like extra funny.

And I've always gotten so annoyed. I think there's been times where I've actually yelled that you guys have been so annoyed that y'all steal my sayings. But now I'm like, wait, I get it. Because literally now I say prison and jail and feral. And I'm just like, wait, I need prison. Who started prison? You started jail.

And then I switched it to prison. Then she took it to prison. Okay. Yeah. I didn't know if I stole it from one of you. Almost everything I have is stolen from Lila. Yeah, Lila has stolen it from me. All my...

I need some new ones. I actually have to stop saying feral. Yeah, but I... So I didn't pee, though. Josh Richards, I didn't even get to pee at all because I couldn't pee. You didn't go? She wouldn't leave. She, like, would not leave the cell.

And I couldn't... So Josh, the UTI bill is being sent to you. And I could... And I kept telling her I'm shy. I just got a really bad... Oh, everyone already knew that knew that i'm sorry i don't know why i keep wanting to tell you guys about that i don't know yeah wait but can i tell you something really funny that happened it's all that funny sorry um after the last podcast like with tim i mentioned that i had a uti in that episode i was like oh i have a pretty bad uti whatever and like that's all i

said okay i i start getting DM after DM after DM, and then this girl starts emailing me these long, lengthy things, and she's like, I have chronic UTIs too. This is, like, what I want. And I'm like, they're not chronic. Oh, my God. You were like the pink toe. I don't, like, I'm not like a, like, I don't have, like, a perma UTI.

You're like the face of UTI. Yes. I'm, like, for the UTI community. Tell them that. And she was so sweet like offering like help but I'm like. We're so dramatic. Someone that lives with Tana

we like thought he might have had doesn't by the way he went to the doctor. I don't believe it. We thought he had a staph infection and we pull up

and tell Brooke and we're like all freaking out because I'm like wait oh my god what if I get it and I can't go to the club I can't go to Drake.

No Brooke looks at us and she's like my mom had MRSA once and had to get half of her arm taken off the island and I'm like oh my god. She got a baseball sized chunk taken out of her arm

I'm like wait what she did they had in there and they drew the dressing that they put in it They like you know, they put like all this They fill it with like gauze and then there's a video of them pulling it and pulling it and pulling it I'm sorry. They did that when I got my pussy. They were pulling for like a minute of just so much gauze stuffed up there Okay, it was like equivalent to like a hundred my pussy. They were pulling for like a minute of just so much God stuffed up there. Okay. It was like equivalent to like 100 tampons. They were just pulling. That's crazy.

This episode was this episode. I understand that. It was really good. I think I need to like come on more often. I think you carried. We're just dead. Bryce Hall's roast took everything out of us yesterday. I'm really excited for everyone to see that online.

Drink Dizzy, drink Dizzy, drink Dizzy. But we're just really really tired today so we miss you the other day with tiana how do people even like buy dizzy like do they go to target and she's like no it's on there and both of them like oh how much is it she was i don't know it's 29 for a case for four yeah but it's a full bottle oh oh it's honestly amazing it's so worth it honestly it is worth it well because you only need you need one to be like to really like feel dizzy. Dizzy is the first like great thing I think I've ever like. Yeah.

Like I just that's the only thing that I was I will get behind for you. I think I was like stop. Poppy. Yeah, she was really that she was really letting him have it last night. Honestly, all my friends. I was outside during the first part of this episode like watching people's stories because i don't have an instagram and i was like watching like pages or something i go oh we took a photo and then the next side's like amari at the club with me and i

go wait amari was at the club he was you just seemed blacked out you were fine to me but i didn't see you it's not fine to me yeah i don't know you were fine i was all these over last night i kept letting out of the club oh my god i need y'all guess who was spitting in my mouth all night which is a horrible thing to say during the pandemic but my favorite fuck like that i've ever fucked and i just like no no no no don't don't say anything i have to think he's like my favorite person ever yes um but yeah we have to bleep his name. But I want to fuck him again. OK.

Podcast over. I want to fuck him. OK. Honestly, Loki, when I had an Instagram, I remember I saw him out or something. And then he texted me the next day. And this is when I was staying at the London with Caitlyn. And he was like, should I pull up?

Blah, blah, blah. And I'm so pissed he didn't fuck the shit out of me and then punch me and break my ear. He's so good, man. I want him to literally break my pussy, the fact that I need another surgery. OK, guys. Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of Cancelled. He's so good. I want him to like, I want him to like, literally like break my pussy. The fact that I like need another surgery. Like, okay guys,

thank you for tuning into this week's episode of cancel. Tanimotia is canceled. A DWE talent production.