Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 23: Episode 23: Why Tana Fired Her Assistant

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

In this episode Tana and Brooke are joined by Imari Stuart. They discuss why Tana fired her assistant, Brooke's night with Tyga, Pete, her split with Brad Souza, and Tana's experience on SeekingArrangement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We were both trying to sing it to each other. How does it go? Yes, yes. No, but it's like, I don't even want to go there. Wait, my favorite thing lately has been, You gotta hit that. You're good at it.

You know what Brooke's favorite thing has been? I'm not kidding. There's two separate instances where I've been with her, and she's just walking around the house going, beep, beep, beep, my BFF. I'm like, I can never escape Bella Thorne. Hell no. You know she made sure of that.

That's my song of the month. Wait, I can't hear in my headphones. She commented hot on my photo the other day, Bella. Wow. You think she's trying to get this? She did? She didn't even slide up. She commented.

Yeah, like kind of. I cannot relate to that. Nobody's commenting on my photos. No, imagine she like actually like deletes the comment and puts thought star. Imagine. Dude, I just saw her in something and I was like, wow, Bella Thorne. I forget she's like really like

she's really just like in movies. I forget she's like a celebrity actress. She is. I do forget movies. You're like, I forget she's like a celebrity actress. She is. I do forget that. Because I think of Bella just like Bella. I was on a plane and I was watching this movie the whole time. And there was this character the whole time. I was like, but it's an Adam Sandler movie.

And I was like, oh, this looks like Bella, like whatever. And I watched the movie and I look it up. And then it's just like her like young as fuck. And I was like, that's like you acted with like as Adam Sandler's daughter. Like, that's crazy. She did. That's huge. In a great movie. No, that's not my dream. My dream is to play Adam Sandler's wife like that's crazy she did that's huge in a great movie

no that's not my dream my dream is to play Adam Sandler's wife I don't think I'm hot enough they always give him like super like the most beautiful women of all time

they really do she's like hoping for a sex scene seriously I'm like run that back I don't feel like I performed well enough seriously

that's my dream man you know what I've been eating a lot and I need an actual serious present for this. Pickles and peanut butter? I'm wrapping a pickle in a fruit roll-up. No, that's a real thing.

People say that's delicious. And then putting a takoyaki on top and you take the bite. Oh, my God. And I've been muddling. And the fact that I even know what that word means because I don't even cook. I've been muddling takoyakis in a jar and then dipping the pickle into the takoyaki dust. You are a genius I'm just saying

At home If you're If you're feeling Spunky and bored I also freeze Froze Pickle juice Eating the little cubes

Wait you know what I just realized Oh pickle pop What We didn't even like Introduce like Welcome back to this New episode of Cancel

Oh yeah I'm here I really be forgetting To do things like that We've actually been Podcasting for the last Two hours But we are trying to Stack episodes For you. We've actually been podcasting for the last two hours, but we are trying to stack episodes for you guys.

We want to double up, baby, because I know we didn't do so hot. Y'all will go feral. So we are coming back with today's episode with the iconic Amari Stewart. Very nice to meet you. So nice to meet you. Imagine if what we did is we just misspelled my name and to get people to think that a real celebrity was on here, we put Amari Stoudemire

Who is Amari Stoudemire? Basketball player Oh I should know that I'm just kidding Chris comes inside and just fucking slaughters you He's like now I'm leaving Yeah Chris Miles is actually in the viewing party for today's the past two episodes so I. I know as soon as she found

out she was here you should have seen the silence that became that came after. And then Chris, I walk outside and he just has the Uber screen up and he goes, now you could tell your funny stories. Before he got here, he didn't say anything bad. Yeah, I've been I don't know. I've been trying to air out like, yes, I'm already right for your girl. Oh, my God. We were talking about today how the comedy store story.

Yeah. OK, you guys remember when when I told the fib about me performing at the comedy store story yeah okay you guys remember when when i told the the fib about me performing at the comedy store that's that's the beginning of me and amari's major beef he's he's a snitch and that was like such a harmless joke and he just went so far out of his way to make it unfunny. Brooke had this lie and this joke and this bit that she was telling me

something that she did that she didn't do and basically for a while I believed it and I was going crazy. Everyone was in on it and Amari had to be the one who was like,

nope, it's not true. Well, okay, no, here's what happened. It was sad though. Like, poor girl looks at me. Like, it was just like sad. She looks at me and she goes,

did you know, because we were talking about how like, wow, we've been getting pretty fucked up lately. She goes, did you know that recently I was so fucked up at Brooke's, like at Brooke She looks at me and she goes, did you know, because we were talking about how like, wow, we've been getting pretty fucked up lately. She goes, did you know that recently I was so fucked up at Brooke's, like at Brooke's set at the comedy store

and I don't remember a single thing and she said that I was there and like she told so many funny jokes and I loved it. And I was like, I felt bad. I was like, oh, she thinks that she like needs to go to rehab.

Okay, well then explain that. But when she found out. No, honestly, y'all should have just let me go. Shit. I went through every single member of the friend group and I interrogated them. that okay well then explain that but when but when honestly y'all shouldn't just let me go shit i went through every single member of the friend group and i interrogated them did you snitch on me and every every single one's like no no no amari looked me deadpan and he's literally like why the fuck would i tell her that i didn't like i didn't stop fucking accusing me i would never

tell her that and he did and then she's accusing ty too and ty's like ty's sitting there knowing that i told you and he's like why the fuck does she think it's me because i'm the newest to the friend group like are you serious it was it was a big fight it was really funny but i did apologize i was like honestly i just felt really bad for the girl that was so funny we were getting ready for the fair i think and you were like were like, wait, by the way, Amari, come in here really fast. I was so pissed. It was really funny. So you guys beefed? Yeah.

I know, I'm like, the collab you never thought you'd see. Everyone thinks me and Amari hate each other because he subtweeted me heavily. It's funny, though, because I feel like not many people on the internet really even gave a fuck or probably even noticed. They didn't. Tana was joking today she's like you guys

should say that your beef was all for publicity we're like yeah the worst publicity stunt ever like no one fucking cared like are you fucking kidding ever but I think that's just so funny

I think I'm gonna start saying that that was crazy though because I've never I fought I fight a lot with Ari I fight a lot I mean I don't really

fight much with you but we've had a big a big tiff and that was my first fight with Amari. Yeah. Well, also, I'm just like the type of person where like you could literally like knock my teeth out and I like wouldn't care. Like it really like takes like a lot or not even a lot. But like if I'm really offended, it takes like something big to like actually upset me because I really I let so many things slide that I just really don't give a fuck about.

You're going to make it sound like I did something really bad. No, you made it sound like she killed your family. She could kill my family and I'd probably be like, that's fine. But we were both very stubborn. We both felt very passionately upset

about our particular side. I honestly just think that the way you guys made up is what makes it so funny. How did we make up? It was the night of the roast. We were literally standing together at Poppy and he says to me, he's like, get out of the fucking table. I was like, ew. You're like How did we make up? It was the night of the roast. We were literally standing together at Poppy, and he says to me, he's like-

They're trying to kick me out of the fucking table. I was like, ew. You're like, can we be friends? Can you keep me in? No, she was being nice. She was being nice, and she turns to me, and she's like, if they're trying to kick you out of the table, at least drink up all this alcohol before they get you out. I was like-

He's like, I'll be friends again. No, yeah. Then I look at her, and I was like, should we just be friends again? I was like, honestly, because we're standing together. We're standing together for so long, and I'm like, I just like be friends again I was like honestly because we're standing together we're standing together for so long and I'm like I'm not gonna just sit here

and stand like we're pressed up against each other and Poppy I'm practically grinding on her yeah we sat at the roast together too and it was just like

you were at the same table at the roast we weren't even at a table at the roast let's talk about that like Amari and Lila are like front row I'm in the back like

right I'm like I wanna be seen I know you're good yeah I didn't see you I was in the back, like. Right? I'm like, I want to be seen. I know. You're good. Yeah. I didn't see you. I was upset because I kept looking for you. I didn't see you either.

Because I was trying to look at you being like, like, did I do good, though? You know? And I, like, couldn't find you. You did do really well. Yeah, you did. I love you for that. But I was trying to look to you for reassurance, and I just couldn't find you, and I was freaking out.

We were in the back right-hand corner. I heard Natalie bullying the whole time. Natalie, bless her heart. She is so hysterically funny. I just love her. Bless her heart. Such a blackout. You'd heart she's such a black you'd say like one thing she's like yeah she died silent people like everyone's just listening to the roast and then oh god i get like secondhand embarrassed though i had a lot of hard times where it was like someone would like say a joke that didn't land and i would just like laugh obnoxiously just so they didn't feel awkward that's like they can't hear you anyway like and i'm laughing at josh rich I would just like laugh obnoxiously just so they didn't feel awkward. That's so nice. They can't hear you anyway. And I'm laughing

at Josh Richards who just like fucking apparently hates me anyway. You're like I regret pity laughing. I do. I'm like your jokes weren't even funny. Your jokes were mean. Josh came for me honestly. I will validate myself in that sense. So hey guys.

Love that you're friends again. I just recently did that. Me and Isabella Fusco Are friends again Uh huh Wow I feel like That's the first people Are hearing of this I think she's like scared I think she is too actually

She's afraid She just doesn't want Any sort of attention She's like private She's like Yeah Like she doesn't Maybe I won't

Should I just cut it No it's fine I want everyone to know Cause I feel like it's exciting Yeah no seriously I was like it's like A national holiday Like when we were getting ready

For Shaq's fun house And like you were in the house hanging out. I showed up. Isabella was out in the house hanging out. I show up. Me and Ashley get out of our Ubers at the same time. So me and Ashley walk in together. It's like Brooke and Ashley are here.

Everyone's like, and Isabella's there. Amari's there. I was like, wow, what a fun day. I was like, wow, our friend group is finally living out like full blown harmony. I'm like, we're growing up. But I'm excited for the next big blowout. I hope I'm not involved in this one. I'm like, we're growing up. But I'm excited for the next big blowout. Who's it gonna be? I hope I'm not involved

in this one. I need a break. No, honestly, I can see it being like Lila. I can see it being me and Lila even maybe. Oh my God. She just hits you.

She would. Lila would molly-wop my ass and she would beat the fuck out of me. Oh, for sure. I just know Lila can fight. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field

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Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Trisha Paytas is pregnant. I am here for it. Same. I think she's going to be a great mom. I'm so excited for her. I think that there, obviously, when you're an influencer or whatever,

you invite people to comment on your lives. But I just genuinely think there are certain things that you should absolutely never comment on, and that's somebody's... I agree. Whether or not somebody is suited to be a mother is an inappropriate topic that nobody should ever, ever talk about.

Damn well, I'm not about to be. I would never, ever be someone to say someone else is going to be unfit as a mother because one day, by the grace of God, one's going to stick. It's just like, imagine being so happy and excited about something and literally the entire internet is telling you

you shouldn't have children. That's so fucking awful. And she's smart. She's funny. She has a lot of money and all the resources in the world. There's no reason that she could not raise a child just as well as anybody else knowing tricia well enough i do think i know her well enough i mean and maybe i'm wrong to say this that she wants to be a great

mother and i could see her if she even had anything to like fix but no one's perfect as a parent anyways i'm saying but i would see her like actively seeking bro my mom wasn't fit to be a mother and she's i love her i mean she's a flat earther now but i lost out on that one my mom's on her flat earth kick right now oh my god like that girl is off her rocker and i don't i that awful transition because i don't want to seem like i'm comparing trisha to to my mother at all but this girl if you saw the videos that she sends me every day what does she do oh she thinks that first of all mom is 100% certain that all of us are going to live on Mars in five years. Five years.

Oh, wait. I think you were telling me about this. She's been, like, sending you TikToks. I swear. And my sister and I will, like, explain to her every detail of, like, why that is actually physically impossible. It is not. You cannot live on Mars. You could have me at 20 and, like, something Elon Musk.

But my mom's like, Elon Musk has it figured out. And then she has this whole thing about like the fifth dimension and I'm not invited apparently because I won't watch the videos. But she sends me the videos and the front page will be like, literally like Khaleesi

and her fucking brother and like riding a horse and it'll be like, why? I'm like, mom, there's no way you just sent me this Game of Thrones-themed video.

Also, what makes you think that like Elon Musk is taking any of us to Mars with him? Elon Musk is not worried about whether or not my mom is going to make it onto Mars. So, like, that's what I'm like, mom, you put so much faith in this man. It's about to be like Kim Grimes and A-E-I-O-U. Like, and nothing else. Not A-E-I-O-U.

I don't know what to name. I'm surprised you knew all those. Sorry. We just played Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader on the last episode. She was like, sometimes why, right? Literally. God damn it. You'd think I'd just know anything.

You know what I mean? Do you know? I don't even know if I should say this. Maybe I'll cut it out. But I just got a book deal. I know. What's the last one you read? That's the joke. That's the joke. I think it'll be fine. book deal. That's the joke.

That's the joke. I think it'll be fine. I've been reading a lot lately. It's my new thing. I've been reading. And I said that to my friend the other day. She's like, you write a book? I'm like, I did read a book and now I want to read 10 more. I like to listen to books.

It ends with us by Colleen Hoover and now I want to read 10 more. What book did you read? I like to listen to books, and I say I read them. I read It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover, and now I'm reading Verity by Colleen Hoover. And I'm reading a book called Beach Read, but it's a little slow start. I am listening to Mike Malak's book. He was just telling me about it the other night. He was like, he's really proud of it.

Apparently, he's about to write another one. He showed me all of the outline for the next one, and it's honestly phenomenal, and I think this one's phenomenal. That's my new bestie, y'all. I'm sorry for all the things I said about him i've been hanging out with him or not like hanging out with him but i keep like ready and everywhere i just love him honestly i think i love him too he was so fucking nice to me the other day at jeff's like it was just actually very sweet i think i love mike malek he is actually the best he's really nice he's really funny too and just overall like a really fun person imagine if i just fucked my whole life up turned everything

around just fucked him what i'm just kidding everything around, and just fucked him. What? I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. Bro, we're just trying to have a nice conversation about my life. I'm not going to fuck my new life. She's like, could you imagine the world were my dress? Just for the experience. Just because it would really bring everything full circle. I really just want to stop having intrusive thoughts, though, about what if I just did

this to fuck everything up? Why? I have a lot of those thoughts as well. God, imagine what i could stir up if i just like fucked like our man's that that would that would do something okay i do have six topics trisha being pregnant was one of them me hopefully being pregnant soon would be amazing i would i god when i started my period this time i was actually disappointed because i had i been pregnant this time it would have been a gold mine. She said shit shake.

I would have had the best. Oh my God. I would have been kept the fuck out of that kid. I would be in an incubator. Can I ask you an honest question? Yeah.

Have you ever had sex with someone and you wanted to keep the baby so afterwards they come and you go like this? No. I'm going to go ahead and give a nice little shake.

But I do actually usually practice like preventative methods. There's not usually like a come in me situation. I don't believe you. Yeah. And like preventative methods, not like, oh, I'm going to like I want to get pregnant. Yeah, no, but that's this past situation.

Girl, I was like, light me the fuck up. I should know about this, but like I don't because I'm a guy. But when a man gets a vasectomy does that mean like he can't cum anymore or his sperm is infertile you cum but you're like you cum but you're shooting blanks

yeah it's like there's no sperm in it it's just like the really you just feel it you're like no no no there's nothing there

there's liquid why did you do that I don't know I'm like for the audio listeners duh duh awful that's so crazy it's crazy to me that you can like reverse a vasectomy too I'm like for the audio listeners Duh Duh Awful That's so crazy

It's crazy to me That you can like Reverse a vasectomy too I know Why doesn't Drake Just get a vasectomy Instead of putting hot sauce In his condoms

You know Like you could reverse it When you wanna like Get a girl pregnant I don't Wait why did he put Hot sauce in the condom So that

Did you hear what happened I heard about like Some bitch said Because the girl Put it inside of her And she tried to like Like shoot it up there To get pregnant by Drake Do you put hot sauce in the condom? So that, because, did you hear what happened? I heard about like some bitch said like. Because the girl put it inside of her and she tried to like, like shoot it up there to get pregnant by drink.

Oh, like afterwards. Yes. Like she went in the bathroom and got the condom out of the trash and put it inside of her, but then it had hot sauce in it and she was like,

ah! My cooler's on fire. Imagine how embarrassing I would have been like. Oh my God. Like flaming hot pussy. Wait, it's like,

it's like in white girls, they're like, something's wrong Dr. Dre, my co like, something's wrong, Dr. Dre. My cocks got the beep. I was like, blah, blah, blah. Bro, that's the best movie of all time.

Remember when Marlon Wayans literally DM'd me a picture of both the sisters, circled himself, and said, you look just like this one? That's a fun story. That's so...

I was blonde at the time, and I really looked... First of all, I worked at Catch, and I walked Marlon Wayans to his table and It's Tricky was playing on the radio I go I have to be getting

what's It's Tricky like it's it's from the movie oh and they like do that when they do the backflips and shit and I looked at him and I'm like

you admit this is funny that's like a movie I knew like every line and after that like I just like knew him because he would always come in and stuff but one time he sent me

the photo like he googled the photo of the white chicks circled himself. And I still have it. I have a screenshot of it. And he goes, you look like this one. Thanks, Marley.

I don't even know what I would do. People often say I look like that, though. So I can't. I did look like that. Low key, he was hot. Honestly, fair. What was I going to say? Oh, I was going to say you have the best celebrity encounters.

I got so much from Catch. That was the most exciting job just because I always knew that someone good was. Yeah, that is awesome. The A$AP Rocky thing is so funny. Can you tell me about that? Oh my God. Guys. Oh, okay, okay.

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If I talk about a celebrity or like whatever an encounter, it's because I've never had relations with that person. You know what I mean? Like, so anyone can get the smoke. Like if I if I've actually hooked up with someone, I'm not saying your name. You know what I mean? Like so because I don't want people to be scared of me. So like I told this story onok about it was years ago i messaged asap rocky on instagram he responded and we like exchanged a couple messages and then he like

stopped responding so i i don't know what came over me but i messaged him and i said for someone called asap you don't respond very fast which i think is mad funny i thought maybe he has a sense of humor yeah i feel like that's the kind of like if i was asap rocky i'd respect that and be like wait i know i thought he was gonna think it was funny but he but anyway i like it doesn't matter that happened years ago and i i never i've never even met him in person like i've never had any interaction with him at all so i posted it on tiktok thinking it was like innocent and i like i was like oh like haha remember when i said this to asap rocky and the sound that i used was like i wish i had a time machine like i wish i could go back and take it

back and i got cooked in the comments let me tell you every single person's like cap you're so fucking ugly like literally you're the most hideous person he would never fucking talk to you and rihanna is so much better than you. And you will never, ever compare to her. It's the Rihanna stans. It's the Rihanna stans. I know, but I'm like, first of all, I'm a Rihanna stan. And second of all, I've never met.

It's not like I'm, like, airing out this guy who hooked up with me. I, like, I just, like, I told him a joke. Like, it's not that serious. Yeah. And I was like, damn. Like, someone said, someone said, like, you look like someone's auntie. And then it got, like, a couple thousand likes. That's a funny ass info.

I promise you I will say that to someone in the near future. They were right. You don't look like someone's auntie. You really don't. But I know a lot of bitches who do. I hate that, though. And that is my biggest pet peeve on TikTok is when I see girls, like, talking or, like, talking about, like, celebrities I've hooked up with. I think that's, like, so tacky.

Trashy, yeah. It is. It's tacky, but I, that's what I'm saying. I am right here. I'm just kidding. I think that's like so trashy. It is it's tacky, but I Right here Often I actually know and I only ever do air out the ones that are like pretty much public knowledge At least like I just my thing is what if I want to do that again? Like I don't want someone to not want to talk that's also like I'll make a year of me like airing them out I would that's the thing so if you hear me say someone's name just know i probably have not hooked up with that person pete davidson baby though call me back come on call me back no i i only i really try to only

air out either public knowledge or like taiga like i don't care if we ever fucking speak again so i'm like see i guess i did talk about well did i talk about my tiger experience have you fucked tiger no but one time. LA really be like that. This is a funny story though. I had a tant to, okay? I was like, I was down. You're like, I want a piece of what everyone's getting. And so he's like, he invited me over one night.

I go over there and we sat on a love sack for like six hours, watched TikToks, just watched TikToks, crying, laughing at TikToks. And then I just went home and we held hands. Never hooked up. He didn't even try. Like we didn't kiss or anything. It was like the most wholesome thing i'm like really tiger you're like i thought he was about to fucking i was like i was ready to switch lanes seriously wait that's

ready to switch lanes that's kind of like insane though that's like fire that almost makes me feel like i know and it's funny i see him him out now. Every time I see him out, I'll, like, go the next day and he'll, like, watch me. And I'm like, I don't even know how he remembers my name because I was the least memorable person of all time. We didn't.

But, I mean, six hours on a love stack with someone watching TikTok. So you were vibing. I know, it was fun. And it was funny, too, because he's going to be like, bitch, why the fuck are you talking about this? But whatever.

He, like, he would, like, like, he liked all these, like, stormy TikToks. This tea good as shit. Wait I don't want to say that. Please leave it in. No. Please give the people that.

The exclusive tea you can only find on Cancel Pie. Please. Well because we were going through his likes. We weren't going through like I'm sitting in a just like the For You page

we were going through his likes. So I saw what he liked. He liked like Stassi's like my best friend's rich check Oh my god, I love to go to the going through celebrities likes It was so it was so funny and it was interesting and like and don't you just want to know people's for you pages Absolutely, you think Shawn Mendes is like No, I'm back for sure. I can

Shine Mendes is single now, right? Are you happy? Just kidding. Amari's like, then so am I. Oh, no. I saw that though and lost my shit. I'm seeing him in September? September, yeah.

Amari's just like, I'm seeing him. Like, you're going to go hang out with your friends in September? Me and Amari ran into Shawn Mendes. No, imagine. On the rocks, right? Yeah. I lost my shit. I thought I was kidding. I thought I was like fucking with him. I'm like, yeah, Shawn Mendes. No, imagine. On the rocks, right? Yeah. I lost my shit. I thought I was kidding.

I thought I was, like, fucking with him. I'm like, yeah, Shawn Mendes is here. Because somebody, like, had mentioned him. But I turned around and he was really there. I was like, wait. Lost my shit. He's so tall. And then he, like, I couldn't find him for a period of time.

And I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Or no, someone asked me to go to the bathroom. I think it was, like, Ty. I don't even know. And I was like, no, it's fine. I don't have to go to the bathroom. And then all of a sudden I had to go to the bathroom because I couldn't find Shawn anymore. And I didn't even go to the bathroom. I think it was like Ty. I don't even know. And I was like, no, it's fine. I don't have to go to the bathroom. And then all of a sudden I had to go to the bathroom because I couldn't find Sean anymore. And I didn't even go to the bathroom. He was like, you don't even have to go to the bathroom.

You just want to like look for him. That's what I was gonna say. Duh. He should be a hall pass. Who do you think is your guys' actual hall pass? Like that's who you can cheat with. I don't get those. Chris, come on. Oh, you, like, please. I just like wouldn't cheat though. Yeah, but like if you had to cheat.

No one's putting a gun to your head saying cheat. No, gun to your head. You have to cheat. When does that happen? Me in the mirror to myself. You're like, Chris, I swear. Oh, my gosh. No, I'm dying, though, because that night,

I remember Ty came up to me, like, fairly angry at the bar. He's like, I'm already just keep taking laps I remember Ty came up to me like fairly angry at the bar. He's like, I'm already just keep taking laps to look for Shawn Mendes. Duh. Duh. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? That's your biggest crush, right?

Who's my biggest crush? I can't even really. Pete. It was mine at least. I don't know. I'm like moving past Pete because I feel like he's in God's hands now. Same with Justin. I like, I love, but I like an unattainable celebrity crush

because I think, we talked about this, but there's something about our lifestyle where it's like the second this person that you are idolizing and in love with, obsessed with you, like, is talking to you or fucking you, like, the obsession is now gone. Yeah, you, like, humanize them. There are certain people that I don't even want to have

any interaction with ever. Like, Lil Wayne sent me the address several times and I couldn't, like. Yeah, and you just make the choice. You're like, I can't even want to have any interaction with ever like Lil Wayne sent me the address several times and I couldn't you just make the choice you're like I can't ruin this for myself I did that with like with one of my favorite like artists ever I like kind of ruined it I humanized him and now it like I still love it because like what if they're awful like if I were to hang out with Lil Wayne and like I just well hey I just wouldn't want to look at him as like a person but like god forbid he like gave me the ick or was like awful or said one wrong like you know what I mean yeah there's just so much room for like, I don't know.

I get like two. I'm like, oh my God, I embarrassed myself or like whatever. And then I'm like, I can't, I can't even think about them anymore without cringing and thinking about how I embarrassed myself. Like I would just, you know, like I just, it's not worth the risk. I love the magic of it though. Like I loved like growing up, especially, and we kind of talked about this before, but like I idolize the fuck out of celebrities and I still love like feeling like there are people who are just like like stars yeah

and so it sucks because we're always around like oh poor us but it's like you don't really have those people anymore where it's like you see leonardo dicaprio with like fucking erwan and you're like okay that's so true that's why that's why i love justin and pete because i feel like they're like justin is like until well i guess and hayley bieber like that like i just know like i'll never like sweetest perfect most perfect little angel she was so nice wait she came into catch one time no i've met her a million times she's well because she does no remember i've never met her i took that photo you guys there's a photo. I'm gonna literally put it on the screen. I one time Justin Bieber Jeff Wittek David Dobrik and John Chihuly We're all like taking a photo at a holiday party and Justin hands me his phone and he goes can you take a photo of us?

I'm like sure sure and then I Is on with Justin Bieber like that. I'm like did it you take the phone and run No, he just got the new iPhone He just got the new iPhone. He just got the new phone. And I couldn't figure out, neither of us could figure out how to turn the flash on

because it was like right at the update. And so he goes, so I'm like, oh, like, I don't know what to do. So I take the photos on my phone

and I airdrop them to Justin Bieber and I still have all the photos. And it's like, and they're live too. So it's like, you can see, like I can press them and they're live.

Can we just take a quick break so I can watch the live photo? I really can't. Was it your idea to airdrop them? I'd be like, oh, I can press them in their mouth. Can we just take a quick break so I can watch the live photo? Was it your idea to airdrop them? I'd be like, oh, I can text them to you. I know, like, airdrops, I can't find you. What's your number? Wait, I know, and it was December. Taking a phone and running is such a funny concept.

Straight to the airport. Flight is booked. I can search my... Imagine to give you, like, his passcode. No, you turn it through his face face ID do the dash and digi the schedule is busy go to settings

make sure that it never locks that's so great December what was it 20 maybe 2019 what does his camera roll look like

it was I found it wait I found hold on it's right here I just want to hear the audio

wait how come they're not pressing gimme gimme gimme wait how do I make not pressing give me give me give me wait how do I make it play look faster faster I'm dying to know I don't know how to make it oh this Justin was like oh yeah he was oh my gosh but they're just on my phone. Oh my god. I know. Zelda has an NFT, shit! Jeff though.

I know. What a photo though too. I'm like, wow. You need to, you should photo dump that. I know and that photo never went in. Nobody ever posted that photo either. I just have it on my phone and here it is. Oh my god, you've got a JB rare?

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Yeah, at this point, poor you. Fez was supposed to die, and then by the time they were filming the second to last episode, they rewrote it because of all the backlash. Yeah, because if they killed Fez, oh my God, I would go on strike. He is a great character. But I saw a TikTok basically that in the very, very first episode, it's something about either Fez or Ashtray, and it's like there's a flash of like,

it's like a flashback or like a light you know in the first episode rue was telling you know in the first episode of ruse talking about fez and his grandma and like whatever and like their backstory there's a quick flash and in the transition there's a one second clip of ashtray sitting in the bathroom like in that the final scene. It doesn't show the thing on his head though, so I mean like obviously they could have like written that in, but I'm saying like, isn't that kind of crazy?

That is really crazy. And that's what- In the very first episode of season one, like what the fuck? That leads me to the theory though, completely in my opinion, that, and maybe I'm wrong, this has just been my theory for Euphoria all along, that Rue is dead and she's telling a story

from her life after she died. I 100%. She's just like high as fuck. And she like literally made Faye up and like. So Faye. Oh, my God. Faye made a TikTok to Hefner. OK, here's the thing.

She did. Yes. I didn't know this. But before she was even Faye. No, like look. But here's the thing is I've been like. Does she follow you? No.

This here's the gag. OK. But here's the thing is I've been like Does she follow you? No here's the gag okay So in 2020 like something for so long ago She posted this to Hefner Put hashtag Tana Mongeau Hashtag Hefner hashtag bisexual Whole thing dancing to Hefner right So obviously If she wrote hashtag Tana Mongeau that's a fair assumption

To assume that she knows that I exist Of course Unfair assumption But I'm just so fucking scared to say she liked that on here Like Faye knows I exist, right? Of course. Unfair assumption. Yeah, but you're a song, babe. But I'm just so fucking scared to say shit like that on here. Like, Faye knows I exist. The comments are gonna be like, no, she fucking doesn't. You're irrelevant. Yeah, I'd be careful. She might trust Richard too. She's like, I don't fucking know who you are.

I'm saying. It's a proof of the pudding, bitch. Hashtags? It's a fair assumption. But I've DM'd her. I've tried. I've like, bro, I would die. She's so hot. I would die. I love her. She's so funny on TikTok. Have you guys seen her TikToks? Yes, I've seen a couple of them. She's so funny and i she gets me with all like every guy thinks he's a musician once because i'm like that one was so hysterical and her highlights on instagram she just like goes on rant she's mad funny she also shot for um you guys remember in the past podcast there was a guy

that was named pete who we named yes we named him pete uh someone that i'd like for his brand yes she shot for his brand and he messaged her he reached out recently after euphoria was out dm's her and was like will you shoot for my brand and she was like yes what a sweetheart you know what but then i'm out here saying hey and she's not saying hey back so i'm saying she knows I exist and doesn't give a fuck. She also got hashtag bisexual. So like Oh I would die. This is what I love the best

the most about her is I love that like Euphoria is so good for this is like bringing people from all walks of like Yeah like how she did porn. Yeah how she was a porn star. Dude I have this one porn star that I follow on TikTok. You've probably seen her. She's going, like, so viral lately. She has little spaces in between her teeth.

Yeah, and she's so beautiful and so cute. She follows me on Instagram and TikTok. I'm like, I love you. What's her name? I don't know her name, but I know her name. Her name is Anal Princess. But her real name is Stella. Stella Berry.

I'm obsessed with how candid she is. I wish, like, we could get, like, someone like her. I would love to, like, talk to somebody talk to somebody who does porn and just get recruited. But she's brilliant. I mean, her mom's a doctor, and she's very well-spoken. People will be like, when did you do anal for the first time? And her responses are so eloquent. She's like, it was such a special time.

I was laying on my side. She's so cute. She's an icon. She's right That's cute. Why do you bite the sides of the pickle? I'm just not feeling the top right now actually like she's literally like gnawing on it like it's a fucking turkey leg at Disneyland I wish it was a turkey leg at Disneyland. Wow that sounds so good Doubles is a weapon to some little kids pissing you off you like oops swung back a little too much, you know You're hating kids at Disneyland

With a pickle? No, bitch. A turkey leg. Imagine smacking a bitch upside the head with a turkey leg. That's like one of these. No, it really is. I was just gonna say, so I was watching iCarly

and I think that I was watching it recently and growing up I would watch it and I like I really was like oh I'm gonna like be a little vlogger one day this was like you know like I was we were raised in that era like I remember thinking like I'm Carly you know I watch it back the other day and Sam Puckett is filling a sock with butter and like hitting people with it and I was like I've I've always been Sam Puckett, and I never once realized that. And Chris Miles is Gibby. Chris, if you don't come in here and hit this bitch, man.

Is Gibby in love with Sam? I'm just kidding. No, Gibby's just like. Did you get it? See, listen, I'm onto something with this. Also, I didn't know Chris was still here. Chris, if for your birthday, we should so throw an iCarly-themed, like, Gibby-themed party. Just me.

I'm like, wait, he gets a party? Wait, iCal being the bagel guy. Because he's black. Oh, perfect. Who should I be? Oh, my God. You need to chill. Oh, Maury, I was, this is something that, like, is public knowledge to everyone.

Like, we talk about it a lot. But the other day, I discovered the feature of watching Instagram your archive stories yeah and I was and I have really bad memory like trauma substance abuse so many things just all together I don't remember like my whole life my own life I don't remember yesterday like I have such bad memory in general so I was I like spent a whole day just watching like a year of my life because it was so cool to me I was like wow like I can actually like i remember this day this is so cool we threw an entire texas and canada themed birthday parties for our boyfriends who had the same birthday and they both cheated on us that night no mine was not that night mine was not that night also literally have never once

on the internet said that really cheated on me. Really? Well, there you go. I was never on this podcast. No. You've never aired out Aaron for cheating? Well, it's been long enough now.

Yeah. But what, like, I guess my question is really like, how does one take that high road? I honestly don't know. Oh, someone cheats on me

and I'm, Joe, well, he's not even dating me, but I'd be full, first and last name, address, everything. everything honestly i should have done that but because also like like he cheated on me and then we got back together like we're like but then like i don't even know so weird ew oops now i got me a man i got me a man i love Ty so much

I don't know what we ever did before him I did come to that birthday party though that you were talking about with the mechanical bull and everything I was there and I wasn't even friends with you guys we really threw our cheating exes a fucking birthday party I really got cheated I'm not joking you dude I'm not kidding too even worse than that that night after we'd thrown the party he was up

later than me and you know he was just like click clacking away no but he posted a story of me sleeping that night i saw it when i was going through the archives and it was like this is i'm not even kidding you it's a photo of me sleeping and it's like this is the most beautiful perfect thing to happen to me like every single day i thank god for her this is my angel like i don't know what i would do if i like didn't have her like at tanamoja you're the love of my life i don't know like i'm not kidding like whole novel across the whole screen crazy while he was cheating on me that night what was he dick picking other girls he was just when i look back like he i think he was just asking girls for nudes and asking them to keep

it low-key it's actually the other day someone said to me and chris i i think you are a far better person than brad so please while you're outside listening to this, don't take this the wrong way. I'm more so like, duh, no questions asked. And I love Chris like way more like none of that. But I'm just saying like the amount of fights Chris and I have had that are like insane. And like, I forgive him. Like, I really at that time was so like, I was like, Brad, get the fuck out. Get the fuck out this day.

Yeah, that was like the cleanest cut ever. I remember you were just like, see you later. But he was also, do you think in loved that one because he's from fucking Canada. So I was like, where's he gonna go? Well, he also was about to get like... Oh yeah, you deadass like move that guy. You are a homosexual attractor. No, seriously. Seriously. Do you think that at that

point you were like already ready to break up with him and you were like, thank God I have a reason? Well, I actually was praying every night that God would give me a reason to break up with him. So I took it as the reason. We were just, it was, he he was getting there was nothing wrong with him it was in that sense it was just like he was very controlling and i was at a point in my career where i knew if i let someone control me it like wouldn't i wouldn't be able to do so many things so i had to like choose that so then i was like you're cheating he was also very much in need of

a visa and it was at the point where i was like debating on genuinely just low-key marrying him. Not even for attention, just for the visa. So I was like, take your ass back to Canada. Seriously, like, oh my God. He was just sending his dick to other girls. I don't remember. How did you find out? Did like one of the girls come forward?

Or what? No, no, no, no. We were at Coachella. We were at Coachella and I was like prancing around all night with Lauren Gray and I love Lauren Gray we were having so much fun and I remember Brad

was like oh my god remember what I did to Lauren Gray like Vietnam flashbacks he was screaming at me he was like wait I want to hear that

I want to know about that that's funny but he was screaming at me and he was like why the fuck are you hanging out with her all night and not me like screaming

freaking out so then I do this bit this is a long story but I'll try to go quickly and I don't do it often. I've only ever done it three times, but I have done it to Chris, where if someone's trying to control my every move,

I will completely, and it's so psychotic, but I just, it's honestly one of the more psychotic things I do ever. That's why I only whip it out when I need it. But I turn off my entire personality. It's a hell, Mary. I turn off my entire personality, and I make my eyes all big and buggered like this,

and I smile like this, and I'm like, do you need anything? Oh, I just, and I make my eyes all big and buggered like this. And I smile like this. And I'm like, do you need anything? Oh, I hate. Can I bring you a water? How's the temperature in here? I'm so sorry. Like she's like the most accommodating person of all time. Oh my gosh.

Are you picking your nails? Would you like me to get you a nail clipper? Like that, like just actually like just psychotic, like whatever. So I was doing that to him all night. And then we were leaving Coachella. And we were in an uber that he ordered and i'm sitting there you know she's gonna cause the temperature in here and he's like if you don't cut the shit like what the fuck is wrong with you like why are you doing this and i'm like no you just that would

piss i was having so much fun yeah i was having so much fun with lauren and i wasn't being attentive enough to you is there anything i can get you whatever he gets so mad that he cancels the uber mid-ride and we're at coachella and there's no service at all for miles and we're in gridlock traffic for miles and miles and miles and he gets out and he starts walking the uber's like i'm sorry you're gonna have to get out like he canceled it like whatever which was so fucked i was like can i can i pay you whatever the uber was like no so then i'm following him down the side of the road i took a video of him too. I was with Mario Selman

and Mario was cussing him out. I'll never forget this video. You make fun of it so hard. Oh my God. It's just me walking down the sidewalk with Brad and Susan going, you're going to do this to me?

A woman? A woman? I'm just screaming a woman? Which is also crazy because any other time I'm like female, right? So I can do what men do. But in this situation,

oh no. It's about drive. It's about power he's so hungry yeah like for some reason i was just this frail defeated woman that he was leaving and he but no but he was trying to like leave me just in the middle of nowhere no service like gridlock traffic he was trying to like run down the street so i was like upset filming it we get back to the i've actually never told the rest of this story we we get back to the house and I'm like, you know what? I'm really sorry. Maybe the story is too dark. It is.

It's a little dark, but things were already rocky leading up to that point because I didn't go to weekend two of Coachella because the ex didn't want to. So, I mean, if he didn't want to, I couldn't do anything. Oh God, we were in an awful relationship. Seriously. So, but I remember at weekend one of Coachella, you were getting irritated at me. You're like, please don't do drugs because when you do drugs, you get really fucking annoying and just awful.

No, he wouldn't. And then Bella Thorne had this huge- And then he did. He comes back to us and we could just tell. She's like, you're on drugs, aren't you? And he's trying to lie about it. And then finally it comes out and we're like, why? You know, because certain men have this thing i mean honestly most

men and i only do drugs i'm sorry to say it or maybe i'm just around the wrong crowd some people can do them and you don't fucking know and then certain men i can think of like a few artists right now at the top of my head have this jaw and they do the fingers they do the little claw fingers where they're like so where do we where we go makes me oh my god biggest thing in the world the biggest thing in the world his The biggest thing in the world. His fingers would be like falling off. Like he was like, Edward Scissorhands, like fucking out here. And I was like, I can't look at you.

It's like the big eyes. Sad fingers. Ew. Actually so awful. No, and then like Bella Thorne had a party. He wouldn't let me go. And I was like, why can't I go? Like, we're cool.

I went, lost my phone. Great. Yeah, but no, so I had to like sit at home. So by weekend two, I was just like, obviously very over it. We get back and then I'm like, you know what? I'm really sorry my phone. Great. Yeah, but no, so I had to like sit at home. So by weekend two, I was just like obviously very over it. We get back and then I'm like, you know what? I'm really sorry for being crazy tonight because this was before I was just crazy. We actually were pretty healthy for the majority of our relationships. I was like, I'm really sorry for doing that.

I just get really upset that you're constantly trying to control me, especially when I'm at Coachella and I want to hang out with my friends. And then I was like, I want to break up with you. I hate, I almost hate that we just told that story because, you know, he wants Tana to talk about him so bad. Absolutely. You know, he needs the attention. He's in every single time. She's going live. He's writing writing writing writing I'm like Brad shut the fuck up. Yeah He's so hot though It's just like Bieber. Uh-oh. We're like, TW, Mindy. I'm sorry,

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh that hard. I didn't mean to laugh that hard. That was unnecessary. The laugh was too hard. I can literally count on fucking, literally, I can account for like

90,000 times Tana's done that to, girl. What? To other people. Oh, oh, oh,

oh yeah, never do you, I love you. Yeah, that's true. I'm just kidding. We're pretty good we actually don't out of like all of her exes like he probably is like the best looking one

because he looks like justin bieber really he's really hot i think brad kind of started the like it was almost like being with someone that was so perfect looking it like almost made me like do you almost feel like sometimes that could be like a little unsettling like i don't like the idea chris you're hot if everyone's out there laughing like i'm calling chris ugly that's not what i'm fucking saying i'm saying just like not the abnormal archetype oh my god you know chris is out there like man fuck this bitch i'm leaving no i was i was saying just like the like cookie cutter guy versus like yeah just like dying like it's like what started me being into that like opposite i don't know i love my hot white men i don't i love a good good well i my hot white man oh good big ugly big ugly

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please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Who I've been loving a lot lately is Ken, Ken Urich. I love her. And then I think I, I don't know what happened or like, cause I followed her.

I don't know if I commented on one of her TikToks and she saw and followed me back, but I definitely followed her first. And then all of a sudden it said like your friend when I was watching one of her TikToks

and I was like, wait, what? Yeah, I love her. She's so great. That's the most exciting thing. Wait, I just had an instance. I'm so excited about it. So I was at dinner and I saw Codyody cohen kelsey kruppel walk in and i told the girl next

to me i'm like oh my god i'm obsessed with them like i'm i'm gonna have a stroke and i she's like oh let me introduce you like they're my friends i'm like no like another one of those instances where i was like i don't even like i don't want to embarrass myself look stupid nothing like i don't want to meet them but then as i'm walking out kelsey like grabs my arm and she's like i love you and i said i thought i thought like so sweet well i was thinking my friend must have told her like um like you know she's a fan of you or whatever so i was like oh like that's so nice of her she like make a wish to me you know she's like she like said something nice to me but then i ran into her the next night and she was like i was so embarrassed i don't know i just word vomited.

I don't know why I said I love you. But I like, she like watches my videos. She was like, you're so funny. Like, I love you. Like, that's iconic. And she's like, and you've been looking so good. Like, and I was literally like, like my mind was blown. I'm like, there's, because I love her.

That would be an iconic video of the two of you. Wait, that's so cute. So funny. It made me so happy. I'm like, I love her so much. She's a sweetie heart. I have a funny story with her. So a couple years ago, this is like three, four years ago.

I didn't know who she was, but I go up to her and I was like, you look so familiar. I thought that she looked like she could have been one of Jordan's sisters. She does. She kind of looks like her. I thought you were going to say a Greer. No. She does look like a Greer too the eyes

it's the eyes yeah the eyes but so I was looking at her and I was talking to her I was like you look so familiar like and I'm just staring at her and I'm like trying to figure it out and I'm like I don't know where it's from

she's literally Kelsey Kruppel and now I'm like embarrassing my fucking self also just thinking she's like Jordan Morona's sister I'm like I was just like oh my god and it was like four years she kind of looks like Adina

new like I don't even know like social media was like much newer like four years ago. She kind of looks like Adina. I don't even know. Social media was much newer to me, and I just didn't really understand. I didn't really know much about Cody Cole. That's crazy. It's crazy when you see a celebrity or something, and you're like, oh, hey, I must know you from somewhere. But it's like, no, babe, they're on your favorite show.

Yeah. I was like, oh, fuck. This is really embarrassing. And then I don't even know. Some time passed by, and I was like, ew, I'm so embarrassing. No, she's so sweet. She probably didn't care oh we were talking about lauren gray earlier god jesus christ you guys i'm so sorry to lauren no i i honestly like this we're kind of killing this seriously um so if you recall an episode i don't know we i never said this right

the way i gotta know i gotta know i know what she's gonna say. It is so funny. Go ahead, go. Okay, first of all, I love Lauren Gray. I've followed her forever. She is the queen of TikTok. She's so sweet. My original, like, love her. Sweetest, sweetest.

And I'm, I came on the podcast recently and I told everybody that they should use a magic eraser to get a spray tan off, okay? Little did I know, those are like, like ridden with chemicals.

Like you get chemical burns on your body if you put it on your skin, which I've only ever used it like on my hands. Like where I get spray tan off. Yeah. Where I get like really fucked up. But poor Lauren Gray scrubbed the fuck out of her neck with a magic eraser to get her spray tan off. And I gave her chemical burns. Wait, did she say it was because of yours?

No, so then she posted a video on her fucking account with, what, 60, 70 million followers or something she has. That's crazy. And she's like, never listen to people on the internet. I just got from using a magic eraser on my neck. And immediately I was like, oh no. I commented and I was like, Lauren, baby, I'm so

sorry. And she commented back, she's like, ha, like, she thought it was funny but like, Laurenuren i'm sorry like holy no that's shit and don't do that you guys i didn't know the title of this podcast it's like brooke assaulted who wait okay have you seen either um tinder or no you haven't seen anna delvey huh i haven't oh my god you need to the other haven't. Oh, my God. You need to. The other night, oh, I wish I could. I don't even know how to describe this. Lila, like, came over, and this guy was offering her 12K

to come hang out with him and bring a friend. Nothing. They just want to just hang out. Like, obviously, it was, like, on seeking. Suddenly, I'm on my way. No, right? This whole thing. And they're going back and forth.

And, you know, it's just Lila. She's like, send the wire now, like, whatever. And he, like, won't. And apparently, and I didn't know about this. Her other Who's gonna go with her was like, oh, oh you need to download this app called like mister. It's like mr. Manners I don't even know what it's called. Um Because like they were huge he sounded very sketchy and I never intervene in line less things either should be like I'm going on this Two-person jet to Guadalajara tomorrow and I'm like get in your back just because usually it's like fine usually it's like some ceo or it's like nothing weird so i never want to speak up and be like this like but he was on the phone and it just sounded so fishy and he just kept being like

show me your body he's like show me your this show me that and it was it was just the way it was happening it was very very weird and i was like yo lila i'm never one to say this but like i don't know if you should go there right now like don't go there um and she was like okay i like i want to whatever and then her friend was like no it's kind of sketchy download mr whatever and it's this app where you can put any guy's phone number in from like from seeking arrangements or from the internet or from whatever and other girls leave reviews on him and this man like rate my professor yes yes. Rate my daddy. Exactly. This man had, like, 40 reviews for, like, being awful, like, verbally abusive to girls, like, pushing them, like, not giving them their money at all, like, Tinder swindling

fully, not paying absolutely anyone, and, like, being so sketchy and scary and it was crazy. Oh, my God. No way. If only the swindled girls knew about that app. Well, check this one out. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place.

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Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. I start using the app to type in hella people we know in LA's fucking numbers. Oh, no. Hella fucking like executives and managers and shit. You know who you should type in? I did. And he's on there. I bet he is.

I did and he's on there. This bet he is. I did, and he's on there. This huge manager. That's who I was thinking! No, he's on there. And it was, and reviews from him too. He's this huge manager now for hella people

and like social media and shit. And he's very well known. He has reviews dating back to 2016. Like, good for a couple fucks. Doesn't pay well though. Like crazy shit. He's told me, he's told me stories about like porn stars and stuff that he's hired. He told me he was on Se though. Like crazy shit. He's told me, he's told me stories

about like porn stars and stuff that he's hired. He told me he was on Seeking Arrangements. He's like, yeah, he told me one time he saw me on Seeking Arrangements

and I was like, that's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. Fuck. The fact that you have millions of dollars and you have a Seeking Arrangements profile,

like you're so insane. Okay, no, no, no, hear me out. I mean, I don't,

like I spend all my money on pickles. No, I mean, now I don. Hear me out. She's like, I spend all my money on pickles. No. I mean, now I don't like use seeking arrangements. But back in the day, I definitely always had the mindset of like, it doesn't matter. Yeah, you were seeking an arrangement. It doesn't matter what money you make. Why would you spend your own?

But also, it's good. Yeah, that's like one thing I've learned from Tana is that's how you stay rich is spend other people's money. But not like your friends. Like just, you know, men. Yeah, until it's on your Lyft account and then you do not we have an invoice team you got we do we do we do i got i got my bag you got reimbursed seriously i might ask you to swipe but uh i'll reimburse you if you're you know um but yeah like and you can switch it to your city so back in the day too if

i was like on tour i was like who gonna pay for dinner in nebraska you know what i mean like no one that is nobody nobody's paying i know i never really even go to dinner no that was gonna who gonna pay for dinner in Nebraska? You know what I mean? No one? That is, nobody's paying for dinner in Nebraska. I know, I never really knew. Where can you even go to dinner? No, that was gonna sound so stupid. But I met the,

is there any restaurants in Nebraska? I met the manager. She's like, looking for Nobu tonight. Seriously, is there Nobu in Nebraska? Oh my God, can we go to Nobu tonight?

Yes. We can, okay. Looking for someone in Los Angeles. There's hella people. I'm just kidding i'm just kidding but i met the manager of michael jackson's uh like well in a state yeah like on seeking so i used to be like crazy cool people you know oh yeah and what's your story time about that yes that did happen i thought i fumbled that bag well that's also my thing i'm like i love fumbling bags what's the worst bag you've ever fumbled, both of you?

You think you have one? That might be one of them, I'm not going to lie. Because he was like a literal billionaire and I could have just like had the world taking care of me. I tried to date a billionaire one time and it did not go over well. I've never really like fumbled any bags. Because I don't really like chase after men or anything like that. Us either. Listen, my problem is i like am a poor

like everyone who i like is like low-key like kind of poor wait but i have like a funny story so there was this like this is a couple years back uh i was like pretty like a few months after aaron and i broke up so i was like still like down in the dumps or whatever and i was like i had like just moved to la i think or like lived in LA for not that long. But we were living in ****. Yeah. And there was this one guy that would never, ever, ever give me attention. I know exactly who it is.

He's so famous now, too. You think so? The circles he'd be running with is what I know. Yes. Okay. You could see him with a Hadid. Uh-huh. He is with Hadids all the time.

God, now the people are really good. Oh, oh, oh. So, I really wanted, like, I wanted to hook up with this guy. Because, like, I just, like, thought, like, I would see him in videos. I was like, he's so cute. Like, I feel like he's really funny. He is cute. Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. And then I found out more details leading up to it. Found out, like, he was a bottom.

Like, all this stuff. I was like, this is great. Look at him. Of course he's a bottom. But he also, like he was a bottom like all this stuff I was like this is great look at him of course he's a bottom but he also like doesn't like speak so like I wouldn't fucking know anything so um

couple months after it's like Halloween and I remember oh wait no no no no there's the okay

we have to backtrack a tiny no we have to backtrack a tiny tiny bit because it was the night that we were going to the chain smokers party and we tried to like

break in and you had to come help us we ran into him and another girl on the way down and break into that party um but they were walking down and we were walking up and we're like oh yeah we're going in now they're like oh yeah it's fun blah blah whatever bye and then after that he like messaged me on instagram and called me cute and i was like wait this is crazy and he never followed me back anything like that or no but we had dm'd before we had dm'd and so but he would never follow me back I'm like why the fuck won't you follow me back like we were talking come on come on so then finally like messaged me he's like yo you kind of cute and then um followed me back and I

was like this is not real so probably probably, like, another month goes on. It's Halloween. And then one night, like, we're both, like, wasted at different parties. He wants to, like, hook up. And I was like, oh, shit. I was like, wow. I was like, you can manifest these kinds of things. You can.

I didn't even know this story. And so I remember I'm at Jaclyn Hill's fucking Halloween party. Oh, my God, I was with you. Yeah, you were with me. Yeah. And we're having a blast, getting so drunk, and then apparently he wants to hook up. But a week before this, my birthday is October 22nd, so we were in Hawaii for a week. And crazy friend that used to work for Tana came and robbed all of my furniture.

Robbed all of my furniture. Literally, it was just like my mattress was sitting on top of- My ex was just an awful bitch. Robbed you? Took all my furniture. Because when I first moved to LA, I was like- I really had an assistant work for me for an entire year. Let her go because she wanted to quit anyways.

And she was just awful at her job. Like, sorry, love you, girl. But it was like Ashley's Friday. We were trying to help her out, whatever. We went out of town and she told Jordan that we said that Amari would give her all of her furniture so jordan let her and she came in took all the furniture out of amari's room and we came back to a mattress and it was furniture it was furniture that she bought for her she bought the furniture for her she moved out well not but like didn't buy it for her bought it like for she just bought furniture like for the house for that room

whatever she lived in that room for a period of time. She left. I moved into that room. Oh, so it was your furniture now. Yeah, that was my fucking furniture, bitch. And if anything, that was my fucking furniture. Yeah. So then, come back from Hawaii, after my birthday, so hungover,

I'm like, so many shrooms, like, not okay. And I was like, oh my God, all I want is to just lay in my bed. No. Come home into walking in my room. My mattress is sitting on top of Ikea drawers. Like, you know when a bed has a lot of drawers underneath it? It's sitting on top of these drawers. I was like, oh my fucking god. So then

we're like, Jordan, this is your fucking fault. I was like, I have no fucking furniture. Jordan, you're buying me all new furniture. He bought me a bunch of like... Yeah, he bought me the same stuff. So I had furniture again. Thank God. But it took like two weeks to get there. So one week after my birthday, during Halloween, my bed is sitting on fucking.

Oh, fuck. Does he not have a bed? Dries. Oh, my God. See, he didn't even think things through like that. But like, he wanted to come to mine. He wanted to come to mine. And I'm like.

Oh, no. And you're like, oh. I can't. I literally can't. I I can't I literally can't I literally can't you can't because how do you explain that

oh my god Rob and that just sounds like someone who doesn't have furniture lying yes and then it's like every other room

in the house is fully furnished perfectly fine I was so fucking pissed so then never happened that's such a bummer maybe it could

well no why would I say that no Ty I love you I could tell so many stories. That's a funny podcast with Ashley, her to tell all of these stories. But her ex-boyfriend, I remember, too, stole everyone's phones at Coachella,

and we caught him. We were all at Coachella. And I always keep my phone at festivals. I always forget about this. In my bra or in my literal pussy. I don't care. Because I'm so scared of someone taking it. Because everyone pickpockets everyone.

And it's like my phone is like my, I can't. So it's, my phone was probably like inside me, right? And so, sorry. And so everyone else had theirs like in their pockets and whatever. And we're, and it's everyone. It's like Ashley's dating Michael at the time. It's Mario Selman.

It's like, or it, Mario. My phone got stolen too. It's our whole friend group. And we're all at this set and my assistant's there and her man's there and they're like our friends and whatever. And this was the Coachella too where thousands of phones got stolen. Do you remember that one where they found all those backpacks like just full of phones?

Full of like 500 phones, whatever. So it was like, we're all at the set. We all leave. Everyone starts realizing they don't have their phones. And I mean, it was like chickens with their heads cut off, you know, like Mario screaming, crying. I would lose my mind if I lost my phone Like, Mario's screaming, crying. Mario's bawling his eyes out. He's like, oh, my God. I would lose my mind if I lost my phone at Coachella. No, seriously.

Michael's ready to, like, fucking kill someone. Amari's just, like, trying to figure it out. I think you were, like, calling him up. Like, everyone's freaking out. And then my assistant at the time,

she's there, too. And I think her phone didn't get stolen, but she didn't know what was good. Like, you know what I mean? Like, she was, like, trying to help everyone, and you could tell

she didn't know what was good, right? And then we all get home, and he lived in fontana california yeah like far as fuck away fontana is also a small place yeah we don't know anyone from there anyone whatever we track all of our phones and they're all like in fontana and then i think that like eventually i almost said her name eventually the assistant comes back with like one person's phone like randomly and we like caught him and she they would just never admit to it and that was and he would always bring guns in my house there was a time

where we were driving back me trevi her and him from coachella and he like they started fighting and he took a gun out of the glove compartment and shit that was like why i fired her for the most part was because it was like dumped him yeah yeah yeah and then i like there's only one way i could have like been him too because i remember when we were pre-gaming, I mentioned, because I was wearing cargo pants, multiple pockets, you know, so I didn't have it

in like my regular pocket. I was like, I'm going to be smart. I'm going to put it in like a lower pocket or something that like shuts and like, that's not my regular pocket.

So why would someone, if they're trying to steal a phone, if they're going to feel up on me, they're going to like, go into my regular pocket, you know? Yeah. And I mentioned that

and that's where my phone got swiped from. You told the swiper. I did it. You're like, swiper, no swiping. Yeah, but like, that's crazy. I'm like, swiper i did it like that's crazy i'm like i thought he was my homie oh my god that's fucking insane stealing is like the weirdest i actually stole accidentally by the other day wait what did i steal oh oh my god you guys i'm at this party and i was wearing this little leather jacket and all of a sudden i just didn't have my jacket on

anymore i was like where the fuck is my jacket? And so then I'm like, oh my God, there it is. It was on top of this thing. And so I put it on whenever I go home and I'm looking at the jacket later. I'm like, this is not my jacket. Was it better at least? No. It's just not right.

It was just not quite right. I stole on purpose recently. What did you steal? I'm already. Your lawyer's like in there. I'm like purpose recently. What did you steal? Amari! Your lawyer's like in there. I'm like, Melody, if anything! Also, my poor lawyer. She just sits here so cute throughout the whole podcast.

Yeah, she's listening to us. Like, we bled all over his back. Well, so, basically, I'm at, like, Vons and I was getting some stuff and I was at self-checkout and you know how sometimes self-checkout just starts fucking up and it's like, please see cashier or whatever and it's like, someone needs to come over and assist you. Like, it kept doing that so finally I was just like, it did it like three times and I was like, this is just starts fucking up it's like please see cashier or whatever and it's like someone needs to come over to assist you like i kept doing that so finally i was just like it did it like three times and i was like this is just so fucking annoying i was like if it's gonna keep doing this like i'm gonna just take this shit so like i just stopped scanning

items and then i just like put the rest of the items in the bag and then i was like finished to pay another friend of mine just told me too but that he'll go into a store and get a bunch of items at the grocery store and do self-checkout and be on his phone fake frantically yelling like i just can't fuck i don't know why you're acting like this whatever so like like scanning with like so that he could be like it's it was an accident like exactly and then like doesn't really scan any of the items and then walks out with them and then like if they say anything it's just like oh sorry like i was just like super like like just like freaking out like oh my god he would be trying to figure out he looks he looks like he steals like i just look at him and i'm like i know that guy steals

i know i don't know what i'm out here doing like just like stealing a couple items from vons like i'm literally black like i'm like a year probably like literally already looking at me like oh my god they used to follow my i couldn't go anywhere with my mom they would follow her around like really what the fuck i know we it's like a little bit too wild. I know we're over time, but did you guys see that Fashion Nova just bought the one? Oh, yes.

Uh-huh, that house. That house. For $141 million. Like, holy shit. I'm like, I see where Fashion Nova's budget's going. First of all, I thought no one would ever buy that house. Basically, there's...

Yeah, she's been like running around to each one. No, it's right there. I just cracked the can. I'm like actually like... No, you have to stop doing that. It's like an anxiety thing, I think. I'm sorry. It's so gross. It makes it look like, ew around to each one. No, it's right there. I just cracked the can. I'm like actually like. No, you have to stop doing that. It's like an anxiety thing, I think. I'm sorry. It makes it look like, ooh.

No, and like when it's like a straw, she's like. You're disgusting. You're done. We don't even have to get into the house shit. Fuck it. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode of Cancelled with Amari and Brooke. I really like this trio.

I hope you guys like it. We should do this again. I love the lack of beef here has been incredible I love to see us all together seriously let's let's bring everyone in Brad Sousa next episode whole thing no beef 2022 it's gonna be great holy shit thank you guys for coming we love you

thank you guys for listening bye Tanimotja is cancelled. We'll see you next time.