Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 24: Episode 24: Brooke Embarrassed Herself In Front of The Migos

Episode Date: March 28, 2022

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Cancer. Don't remember doing this at all. howdy y'all and welcome to another episode of the cancelled podcastlled Podcast. It's me. It's us. It is us. We actually just shot two podcasts within the last week. We did. Well, we're really trying to get our money up and not our funny up. I can't stop saying that. You should, though.

And it's so funny. Like, seriously, please stop saying it. Yeah, you should stop saying that for sure. I saw Josh Richards say it on BFF. Oh, I thought you were going to say you saw him today. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. I should have started like that.

I haven't seen him since we talked about him on that podcast. I know. I haven't either. Normally, Brooke and I, we like to kind of spend a week gathering things to talk about. And we shot a couple of podcasts a couple of days ago. So we're really today. We're just we're going to go in. We're going to get slander.

We have to because, well, we've been doing the thing where we post and ask what people want to hear about and so i've been looking over that okay i'll look over that as well i posted about it i should probably look at it but every it's people just ask the same like six questions for me and i can't me too joe update joe update is tana still with chris what happened with your manager that's my favorite that one a lot. But I don't know. I guess I'm just going to talk to you about the things that have happened over the past couple days. Okay. Do you want to start or do you want me to start?

Yeah, your teeth look really good. Really? Yeah. Do you want to hook up? No. What do you think it would be like if we had sex? I don't think we should. Although that was one of the questions I got.

Someone responded to my thing and said if you had to choose someone in the friend group to have sex with, you to answer that actually right now but i think i know your answer in our whole friend group yeah i would choose ty i kind of think i would i don't amari knows though and i'm kidding and amari you are invited as well i i mean how i just guess how friend could I go? You know, like how far out? I think you know how friend you could go. That's true. Oh, no, no, no.

It can't be an acquaintance. It's in our immediate friend group. Maybe Lila. Okay, and that's a good one. Like, because we'd just be fine and be like fun. Yeah, and there would be like no vibe change. I just found out yesterday she sent a video of her pussy to a boy that I've really liked for a long time and I was like a little upset.

No, that's why what you should never do is tell Lila anyone you're interested in at all whatsoever. Oh, because she just takes it as like a recommendation for the almost.

Yeah, and she has like a quota that she has to meet every day with like how many nudes she has to send out. I'm not. She's like a, like a, like a newspaper person.

No, the other day what she was getting at, it was, and instead of saying hi, she just like, what was she getting at? It was and instead of saying hi, she just like was like, do I send a video of my pussy? And Isabella was just like, why you got to do all that? Like, just say what you know, you could say hi.

Oh, I'm friends with Isabella again. I know. I don't I'm really excited about that. I think we briefly mentioned it in the Amari episode. I'm trying to. Oh, we did. We did. I'm just trying to mend some some relationships and have a little less. I think that's great. great well because there's a lot of all of us were always still friends with isabella so i like the i like the the cohesive collab yes yeah seriously love that um what were we just saying what were we well you had topics and then i just went off on a

tangent oh okay so i mean since the last time we've talked i guess i can tell you some of the things i've gotten into i guess i want to start all of this off by saying I am single someone make a compilation of how many times she said that in that very scene about the same guy no seriously it's actually like I deserve prison and I almost said it just to get that reaction out of you because I think at this point when it comes to mine and Chris's situation dynamic I've been trying to just not even update well that's the thing that people don't didn't even know you guys you weren't single that's the thing it's like I like just like I didn't I choose to not hear about it anymore really I couldn't agree more what was your tiktok you said when your best friend keeps getting back with the same lizard and you tapped

out four times ago I love lizard I will say that lizard is such a I can't take credit for lizard I stole it from Cardi B she always she she made a quote her she had a quote one time I don't want to botch it but she said like it's never the pretty girls hating it's always like the lizards popping shit in the comments oh calling like a bitch a lizard too it's funny but but calling because the guys i do go for it are typically lizard like yeah and i get it too like i listen i'm not innocent here i love going back to the same guy but i will not bring it to my friend's attention after a certain point yeah i've been trying to keep it a little more. Well, what you do.

The problem is you can't like. Like I can keep it separate because mine doesn't really come around the friends anyway. But yours is like all of a sudden I'll be at Zinc with Chris and I'm just like, fuck. I am. But I do think I think I'm dead to him. I don't even know. I don't even think it's me. I think there's no offense, but there is nothing you can do to that guy that will actually

make him stop talking to you. I think this might be the time. I don't know. So I've been. there's no offense but there is nothing you can do to that guy that will actually make him stop talking to you i think this might be the time i don't know so i've been what'd you do this time i forgot i actually can't say what i did on the podcast um we weren't like together he just saw he saw a name on my phone and maybe twitter oh what a great name though that he didn't like seriously um sorry chris and. And it just, I don't know. But then immediately, you know, he's like, I'm going to go fuck all your friends. And just it's so, I mean, I think I'm realizing, I've always known this about myself, that I have a very addictive personality. But I think that I've underestimated my addiction to toxicity and toxic people.

And that it can be just as addictive as like a drug or like as like whatever well it starts it gets to a certain point where if you don't have like a boundary on what you will accept and what you will not accept it's just it all blurs together and like he could do the most awful thing ever and you're like okay well i forgave him last time for this so i can forgive him this time for this so true do you actually know um you said something to me that um also enlightened my week of being single what was it um basically you were trying to help me you were really trying to help me but that's that's what i do you know someone says something helpful and i'm like how can i interpret this in the

worst possible way exactly basically you said to me you were like i can't believe that you cut off brad sussa After only snapchatting Like a girl or like you know just doing like One thing wrong and all the times you've forgiven Chris Miles A And then what did you do Called Brad Sousa I wouldn't say I called Brad Sousa

You did I looked over at her phone The other day and there's Brad Sousa On her FaceTime. I go, tell me that's Justin Bieber right now or hang the fuck up. I just decided that we could be cool. I'm not doing anything. Says every guilty person ever. That's me with Joe.

So far I'm not. But I mean, if you think about it. Nobody calls their ex for an innocent friendship. Especially in the midst of a breakup. Get it together, you rat. Figure it out. I really, nothing bad has come out of it yet. I really was just trying to, like, be cool.

And I do believe he's, like, grown. He's another homosexual. He has no job. He doesn't even live in this country definitely doesn't have anywhere to stay you can't go there again hotel de mojo come on i'm kidding okay i know i will stop um no he's doing a lot better job wise life wise i'm sorry i don't even know him like that i literally met him like two times i'm sorry if i'm slandering him but i just know but i understand if it didn't like you know what I mean like it didn't work for a reason but it is like I do think that's impressive when somebody can just

cut something off and like that's just it and it's over I mean I really did with him for a very long time and then recently I just wanted to be cool I'm serious I actually don't think anything is going to I'm not doing anything about it and the name that was on my phone that Chris saw was not his I'm not doing anything with him like seriously I was just I thought it would be a funny thing to share with you but I realized now that it's not funny at all I mean it's funny he's hot like whatever but I mean but yeah I said it before I'll say it again Chris Miles Brad Sousa that is disgusting no no okay not disgusting not disgusting that's just mean that's just please it in. Honestly, I don't even care. He's, yeah.

So Chris, I don't know. I mean, I really, I'll keep you guys posted, but I've done some things since we've been broken up. Like what? I did something really embarrassing, actually. What'd you do? Like, just like, I'm pathetic for this. And I mean that, like to the fucking core.

You were there for it. Okay, self-awareness. You were there. But I just mean like, basically, really really really really really really really really really like this boy um but he's so hot and I have been in love with him for a minute now and I threw a party the other night just so he would come listen I don't fault you for that at all page may or may not have called me the modern day jay gatsby hey dude page is just on it you know what i mean she's got the best one-liners it's so fucking funny that is so i brilliant i'm like everyone's walking i'm like

welcome welcome and it's not even it was no not one person at this party, hardly, I knew. Like, it was so funny because I felt out of place in my own, like, it's your house. No, 100%. Several different people asked me if I literally put the address on Craigslist. I found out. I swear I thought that it was, like, literally a flyer on the streets. Well, I found out later that it got, like, my address got passed around Bootsyy bellows so everyone was at the club and then they just like came there but i also let um strangers invite no i the person i was trying to impress i was like oh post my address up on

the street post that's one of the most pathetic things i feel like i've ever done i don't think so you're like i could actually name i don't think so. You're like, I get actually named. I don't. Because I would, first of all, if I had the means, I would do the same thing. And it's just like, how else were you going to get to hang out with him? And at least you're not like, like coercing him into hanging out with you alone. Like you've set up a nice party for him to attend. He could have chosen whether or not he went.

Had he not shown up, it would have been a little awkward. So I was literally just sitting there twiddling my thumbs until he got there it was so awful um yeah so i don't know he's a hottie he's a hottie i am so fucking down bad like in love with this man but it just won't it won't ever work forbidden love is sometimes more exciting when you want to bet on sports played on it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine.

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. You're not gonna go to like prison. It's not like, it's just a moral thing. I just want to keep reiterating when we're saying go to prison. Because the other day Oh yeah, no, no, no. He's of age. The other day I tweeted like, um, I would go to federal prison

if y'all knew who i had a crush on right now and everyone and like we just say that in our friend group like prison prison prison for shit whatever but all the responses were like james charles and i was like not like that like imagine you tweeting something like that too that's so funny so fucking awful seriously um but i do do you know what someone did at my party that i just want to share about that i just want to talk oh it's the fight please i saw a tweet about it but please just tell me because i left before this happened i i confronted somebody and like tried to start a fight and then left before i heard it was a big man it was i heard you tried to fight a big man how do who told you i don't know what gets into me every time i'm drunk but i literally he was following, who was that even with?

Oh, Nat. He was following her around. Like, everywhere she went, he'd come up and, like, grab her ass and stuff. And she turned around and was like, like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, that's valid then. But she was too nice. So finally, we go and we're talking to Ethan. And so we're, like, talking to him, whatever.

And the guy follows us and sits down right next to us. And I turn to him and I go, what the fuck are you doing? I heard Ethan try to pop off on him. Yeah then ethan and i'm like ethan this is not shameless isn't real like you can't do this like you are not carl is he carl gallagher i'm like okay carl popped out carl jumped out but i do i love that about ethan because no it was so cute but he did it he of course you know he's so sweet so he like went in and was like bro like what's going on you're being a little creepy to the girls like he was just so sweet about it i love ethan so much i'm serious i like posted this tiktok with him where he put his gum in my mouth and just for the 10 seconds

of that video i'm like in love with him like i watch it i'm like oh my god he saw it but then i see ethan in real life and he's like my brother and he's so hot ethan call. So cute and gorgeous. Seriously. We were telling a story. Someone took my remote, put on this like frog party music. I don't even know what it gives the essence of. Remember that song that was like, I'm a gummy bear. Bro, that was a bop. Like a song. It was like a song like that, like on loop. And then they stole my remote and left the party and left with it.

And then like no other music could play at the party there was just frog music playing i have a mattress in my living room there's a mattress against the wall all of los angeles craigslist is all over this party and i'm just like trying to be jay gatsby i have to say that has to be the funniest thing ever though whoever's idea that was like hysterical but had i been there i would have had a melt down seriously we eventually it. But I mean, like, it's my sense of humor, though. That's some shit I would do to someone else. It is. It's like the Anna Delvey thing we were talking about,

where it's like, if you do something, like, to a certain point, it's like, ah, that's funny. So fucking honestly funny. I've been trying so hard to get Anna Delvey on this podcast. And I messaged her. But of course, Alex Cooper beat us to it. Yes, she messaged me back, and I was going to do it. And then Alex, dude, hats off to Alex Cooper.

I think she is so goaded. She is. I like her. I guess our podcast, obviously. And I think at the beginning when I started this, I thought I wanted to go more the Alex Cooper route, like kind of interviewing people. Yeah, well, she didn't start out that way.

I feel like hers started out being kind of where we are now. Fair. Where we just talk about really things that we shouldn't be talking about. Yeah, but I guess over time, I think you and I realize we have more fun just like talking shit about our lives. But Alex Cooper's just a fucking goat, dude.

I'm serious. She's so fucking, like her guests are just like crazy. I can't even believe. So she beat us to that. Maybe we'll have Anna Delvey on in 2023. Who knows?

Who's like more our speed? Lila Gibney. Yeah. Like, fuck. Really good point. But those are like, honestly, like pretty much interchangeable. Literally twins. Lila literally is Anna good point. But those are like, honestly, like pretty much interchangeable.

Literally twins. Lila literally is Anna Delvey. Yesterday she told us to stop calling her a scammer on the podcast. Fucking scammer. She's literally scamming fucking bitch. I'm just kidding. Lila really isn't like, she doesn't like. No, she isn't.

But it is funny because she did get canceled for being a scammer. So it's like funny to make fun of her for it. 100%. She would do the same fucking shit to me. I know. Like she makes fun of me for everything bro her year of vlog i was crying i just kept watching it back watching it back she's so funny she is like the most hilarious person i've actually ever ever met i don't even yesterday she was on a sick one speaking of lila being funny one of the things i have on here are you i think you know about this but if you don't please just please just

let me just let me chat about it and i just want to preface this story by saying she's a dumb fucking idiot so am i so am i i'm but i'm just saying it's i'm not laughing at this like t isn't it so funny i am kind of saying like why would you do this and like like, I hate you. But it's also very funny. You know, it's one of those. But I guess the other night was, she was out, typical Lila, out every night at the club. Someone invited her to YG's birthday party. And you know, Lila was there,

fucking rapper. Oh, of course. No question. Dude, I love YG. Me too. No, I love him. But so she was supposed to go alone, I guess. And she showed up with like three girls. And she's outside the club.

She's trying to get in. And basically they're telling her like, hold on, wait 10 minutes. Because first of all, it's YG's birthday. Everyone and their mother's there. You were supposed to come alone. You brought three people. That is so normal. Like you would wait 10 minutes.

I would wait 10 minutes. That's what you do. Like there's no other like solution, right? So I guess she's drunk. And Lila is very respectful as Lila. But guess she's drunk and lila's lila is very respectful as lila but when she's a little intoxicated she just gets bold you know what i mean i know we should really have a different name for like blacked out lila and i think it's just like prison i don't even i don't even have a name i'm serious anna maybe miss delvey um but so

she starts popping off i guess on the bouncer bouncer, just being like, you know, like, let me the fuck in or whatever she's saying. I don't know. Awful. Seriously, prison. But I guess it got to the point where the bouncer told her if she didn't shut up, he was going to pepper spray her. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. But it's so funny. Oh, imagine her, though. And, like, low-key, rightfully so, just like a cockroach with raid, like, on the ground. So awful. I'm sorry.

The YouTube video she would post the next day, like, literally, this bouncer's transphobic. Like, eyes shut. She needs, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And so then basically, I guess, before his eyes, she made a call to one of the higher ups there trying to get him fired before his eyes. Like, excuse me, can you get this man fired? Whatever, blah, blah, blah. And then I guess he's like, I'm going to pepper spray you.

And then she starts yelling at him. No, you should just fucking shoot me. Why would you yell that? What? Lila, why? Actually, what? Said you should just fucking shoot me, whatever. And so then they're like, what said you should just fucking shoot me whatever and so then they're like you're not getting in and they turn her away right I mean rightfully so I I stand with Bootsy Bellows so do I Bootsy I'm on your team baby

seriously um and I love her to death but like what like actually what um and so last night um I've been you know I'm back on like normally i would never go to the club on a monday night i really i'm maybe for like an event but you i'm you know i'm not just dying to go to poppy mondays oh oh wait um oh my god i forgot to tell you we're hosting country night tomorrow at poppy and the flyers already posted what for no money too that's another conversation excuse me um but so we she's like coming me to poppy and because i've been on a little single single spiral i was like fine i'll go and so we get to poppy and she's like no i'll get you in i'm like do i call zach do i do anything she's like no no i'll get you in we get there she can't get us in and so then i'm trying to get us in obviously

and finally like my friend comes outside to get us and they're walking me isabella and lila in and me and isabella walk in and then we look behind us and lila's nowhere to be found and then isabel's like she's not here she's probably gonna tackle it maybe and so then i call her and she's just like down the street like when she was just outside the cup like dead ass so apparently they told her like absolutely not you can't come in but they didn't give her a reason why so then she's trying and i'm kind of trying and they're like just go inside and we'll figure it out and then because you can't like stand in the entry you have to like just go in or go out and she

lila's like no go in i'll be in in a second i believe her too and normally she will be in a second so then i'm standing at this table and like seven or eight like promoter type people at Poppy this night are coming up to me. And they're like, it starts off kind of nice. So like, so we're trying to get your friend in, but we don't know. Like, we don't know whatever. And then eventually people are just coming up to me. Like they'd start just getting higher up and higher up and higher up. the man that she tried to fire and threaten was not only the head of security at Bootsy Bellows but the head of security of all H-Wood properties and if you don't know H-Wood is a group

that owns like literally every club I'm talking every restaurant.A. club or restaurant. Nice guy. Delilah, Bootsy Bellows, Poppy, blah, blah, blah. Lila told the head of security for all of H-Wood Group to just fucking shoot her. And she was going to get him fired and they won't let her in. And keep in mind, the club is her everything. What I will say about it is I almost feel like that was like Jesus helping her out. Couldn't agree more. But now today she has a meeting with them to apologize. So I mean, I'm sure she'll be right back in there.

She's a finesser though. The thing is, Lila could literally run me over with a car and I would apologize to her. I was saying that today like if anyone else sent a guy that I like cared about a nude, I would be like a little more sick. But Lila will just be like, wow, get over it. Can I know who the guy was? Well, you actually fucked this guy no i didn't yes but it's okay that you fucked him yeah she said i'm a video about posse oh she did tell me that

i actually did know that but then she told me he responded and then i went through their dms and then she he did so but no but you are so very right that you should and oh well i'll tell you later you should run a train on us on the podcast god i would love that do you know i've been spiraling so much lately that i think that might be my i've never had a train ran on me i've never been eiffel tower don't you think i should just experience that i also want to be a voyeur if anybody wants me to watch their sex i can i can i can do that for you no okay i don't i mean i guess i would voyeur your sex who with not joe that's all i know not seriously seriously not joe um but that joe's retired that's what happened with lila um i love you lila you're so funny lila i love you you are

the way i look at lila she's obviously my best friend i love her and care about her so much but she's kind of like a living reality show like she's an icon she's not real if she had a show it would be like the entire cast of Jersey Shore in one person

like sincerely and I would die to watch it she's just the most entertaining person I've ever met where's the beach when you wanna bet on sports play it on a field

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chris and i ended things i was actually going to tell this on um our podcast like a week ago but chris was outside and i didn't want to yeah absolutely he gets he comes in here and just starts fighting like i didn't want to laugh at me treating him kind of a little bad while he was here I mean yeah but while he's gone it's fair game that's it I'm like I'm ready to laugh and to be fair like we're not we're seriously I think I'm actually dead to him and but I mean at the same time like see the you're the angle that you're coming at this is like what's worrying me is that you're telling me that like you're worried that he's never going to talk to you again when it should be I'm never going to talk to this man again.

You're so right, because, I mean, like, as much as he wants to paint it like, oh, I'm so mad at you for being awful to him, like, we're both just equally toxic to each other, but he just can't grasp that. Ew, it's so expired. Like, get it together. I know, seriously. Well, I'm trying. I'll tell you more things I've done, but, I mean, a couple weeks ago we were in the the car and he was just being like a dick. And I was like, okay. And like, it was just like pissing me off. And obviously, if you're going to be a dick and I'm not gonna lie. I was sorry. Not me. So I texted this rapper from the front seat and I said like hey and we're going back and forth texting. Little did

I know Chris is fully behind me and just sees us texting. I need to know what's going through your head when that happens because that's happened to us before. You remember the time. When I text in cars with people and think that we're not in a car. One time we were in a suburban and Tana and I are sitting next to each other and Chris is behind

us and she's texting me and he can see both of our phones. And so finally he goes, so like, what are you guys texting about? Like, I can read them. And I think it was literally about how I wanted to fuck like Zafia. It was. It was. That's exactly what it was.

Prison. I'm not kidding. I need to stop doing it and i was like in shotgun he was in the backseat it was like a small car too it wasn't even like a suburban like diablo was driving and i'm like showing diablo the text too i text this rapper and i'm like hi and then we're going back and forth and this rapper lives in another state let's say he lives in um but he's like very well known for like not like people know where he lives you know what i mean yeah and he's trying to connect the dots and he's texting me like, come to Kentucky. Like where, not Kentucky, but like wherever he lives.

He's like, come to Kentucky. Better not be Kentucky. Seriously, it's not Kentucky. And he's like, come to Kentucky. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to. Like, I want to like next week. Like blah, blah, blah. Me, you know who I am.

I'm like, oh my God, that's so funny. Actually, I have a trip planned next week. To Kentucky. Fully just gets, I'm buying. Me going to New York. Literally, I'm on Americanairlines.com in the other tab fully. And so I'm telling him like

this rapper like okay yeah like i'll come hang out with you and he's being he's wild and too he's like i'm trying to eat your pussy or whatever and i'm like and so so chris i guess oversees the text and then i start just blatantly trying to tell chris that the rapper is at the club we're on our way to and has a table there and then chris chris is like okay right and like whatever i'm like no he's really there so i'm just i'm trying to like sit at his table whatever as he's texting me come to contention you're like i'm trying to get you a spot at the table oh my god prison chris gets on his phone looks up the rapper's most recent post which was like a few hours ago he's like in fucking iceland like location completely a different place it was

just awfully embarrassing. But I just wanted to chuckle for a second about that. But I mean, yeah, I don't know. Sorry, Chris. Just get back to fucking all my friends. What friends? The one friend? He just fucked a good friend of mine.

Seriously, suck a dick. It sounds like she's not having any trouble sucking dick. Seriously, can you just do the latter? Like, gross. That was so smart when you said that. No, and she texted, she messaged me too. It was so weird. She was hooking up with Chris, and then she told Chris, like, oh, I'm only hooking up

with you because Tana wanted to hook up with my boyfriend. Do you want to know who her boyfriend is? I'll bleep the name. Wait, why would she tell him that? No, but here's the thing. Do you want to know who her boyfriend is i'll believe why would she tell him that and no but here's the thing do you want to know who her boyfriend was i'll bleep the name but are you ready yeah from hawaii i've never i know that's the biggest nightmare that's like my people ask me like what's your ick that man that man is my you can honestly like vouch that that is a blatant lie coming

and so then i messaged her and i'm that that is a blatant lie coming right ew and so then i messaged her and i'm like why the fuck would you lie to chris and say i wanted to fuck your man when i'm not kidding i've never been so repulsed by a man in my entire life i've never flirted with him i've never gotten at him i would hang out with you guys i would literally rather pick up a man off of like out of a tent on coanga i'm not kidding hook up with that man i couldn't could not agree more the feral ick that man has given me from and like bless his heart but he's a homie and i've gone on like double dates with him like i never got it and like she was just saying that to chris so that like she looked better she felt justified in like what

she was doing i mean i get kind of check this one out though well no go ahead validate her no i was gonna say like i've i've sometimes when i've like wanted to hook up with someone i'll like make an excuse In my head like I shouldn't say that That people already think That about me But I understand Like where you're coming from

But like Like what I told you last week But this one was just so Out of pocket for me That it pissed me off So I sent her a voice memo Like why the fuck Would you lie to Chris Miles

Telling him that I wanted your man Weird bitch So that you could fuck him Like whatever She sends me back a voice memo For ten minutes Like it's so fucking long.

Like, for the first, like, 40% of this voice memo, she's going in about, like, astrology and the stars and how she was in a weird place of time. And she was in a weird place and time of the life.

And, like, maybe the world just pointed her to be misconstrued about everything and that's why she thought that I wanted her man or whatever. And then it ends it and goes,

but it's fine, girl. I'd fuck most people's boyfriends anyway. That's what she said to me. Listen listen at least she finally came full circle i like self-awareness is key she's like it's fine i'm a i'm a serial adulterer anyway i don't even know what a dumb fucking whore and he fucks the hottest bitches it's so awful to me very good but you know you did that for him yeah he's always kind of fucked i mean he dated no osiris i don't think yeah that's true i it's not like i think chris is like so bad i don't like i don't think anything bad about chris i just i feel like you having

given him this like i don't know he's always you just put like put him on such a you publicly talk about him so often i know and almost everyone who's hooking up with Chris now is like a fan of yours. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, Paul A's, it's all fine.

You'll put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with BetRivers Sportsbook. Take a chance. must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge so i mean i guess that's kind of an update on our kind of toxic lives this week but i mean we are speaking of toxic it not stopping. Guess where we are going on Thursday? Vegas.

Are you going on Thursday? I'm going on Friday. You're going on Friday? Can we take mushrooms? Yeah, okay, so my friend already told me she was going to bring some but then I recalled a story I already told on the podcast where I decided that Vegas is not the place for mushrooms. Oh my god, I want to so bad. I want to do a shroom cast.

Honestly, we should see if we can get people in Vegas. I think that that could be fun. A little shroom podcast would be so fun. But we are, we're going to Vegas. We're going to the after party, like the NFT music festival or whatever, which I just found out is at night. Thank God.

Seriously, but I'm very, very excited. I'm like hosting some shit and I'm stoked and it's gonna be so fucking fun. What was I gonna say? thank god seriously but i'm very very excited i'm like hosting some shit and i'm stoked and it's gonna be so fucking fun um what was i gonna say oh but it's funny because obviously well not obviously to them but i guess i can't fucking talk the billionaire that i've talked about a lot on this podcast poor guy he just gets he gets brought up almost every episode um he's taking me on his plane and paying for things whatever it's a nerve but he um no i know seriously like what the fucking nerve no he came up to hunter the other day and he goes is tana mad at me and hunter was like oh why and he was like because she called me

insufferable on her podcast i told you he he has notifications on for our podcast baby it's wrong to call him insufferable he's not sweetest angel on this he's not insufferable i i had just gotten back from a very exhausting trip and i think i was reflecting the exhaustion on the trip too much onto the people when in reality the trip itself was just very exhausting and i just want to say if you're watching this baby i'm so sorry and i love you so much i did not call him insufferable, yet I do not have a spot on this jet. So I'm having some questions for you, Mr. Billionaire. I just want to say I love you and I'm so sorry.

And you're my baby and my sweetie. And I just want to spend forever with you. He is so sweet. You have to understand the things that she says about her very own boyfriend on this show. I just like be saying what i'm thinking and it's like really and it's not okay you know what it's okay to think it's okay i've been watching i've been i live in here like crazy i've been so obsessed with the bachelor and i want to go on it so bad if you're watching this and you love me please submit me for the bachelor tell them that i'm really great anyway you want to be like the batch like the one bitch and all the guys or the not i mean i think you could kind of like the

progression is like you have to go on the bachelor in order to become the bachelorette you can't just like be the bachelorette but i'm thinking about it and i'm like god like there's all this information about me now on the internet where i'm talking about like just such out-of-pocket unfortunate things that like i would that no man would ever like watch and be like that's a wife damn is that why i'm forever alone and so i'm really like bummed so if we could have like some of that stuff wiped that would be really good oh i'm so excited to end and delve you with you this weekend though i really am um are we i'm bringing sienna and nat you're bringing i'm bringing every person i've ever met

ever i'm flying people out from different states what bitch where were you when i needed you most i'm like you should see flight prices right now apparently it's march madness oh wow are they expensive oh you don't even well the thing is i thought so after party that's hosting the festival i did like a deal with them so i thought that it was like flights and hotel and it was for me. But I didn't realize and I told my friends, I'm like, oh, they're buying our flights,

whatever. So then I just had to buy their flights. Why don't you come on the jet and I'll tell this billionaire that we're going to have a threesome even though I think he's a virgin. I'm good with the threesome.

I mean, my flight was bought by the company. I just, I had to buy the two additional flights. I really just want someone to fuck him that isn't me.

I'm so sorry. I've been pitching it to everyone. I think Ashley might do it well she's a writer for that one no i'm i'm serious in hawaii we were switching off kissing him in hawaii so we're getting somewhere seriously but i know that made her want to die and even me mentioning this makes her want to die she'll kill you but thank god someone's gotta fucking do it i'm serious it's like a nine to fucking five he really is a catch for somebody else just yeah he's not my type what is my type i know he's a baby you are so my type and i love you so much i'm serious i love you you're so my type i i'll tell you what i don't like controversial opinion rich people um i agree like that agree. I was saying, like, the personality of just, like, a more normal person always hits more. But also, not swiping your own card. Hey!

No, but I don't want to. Pete. We've talked about this man on the podcast before. Hello? Hello? Hello. Hi? Hello. Hi. Hey, what are you doing?

I'm just in bed. What are you doing? You want to come with me to the gym? Are you calling me fat? Yeah. Do you actually want to know what I'm doing right now? Yeah, what are you doing? Wait, FaceTime me.

Wait, how do I... Say hi. Say how you won't date me. P... Random Dailing. Oh my god, he knows his alias. He really does. Say how you won't date me. Hey guys, Pete. You know his name? Random Bailey. Oh my god, he knows his alias. He really does. Well, hey Pete, seriously, can't wait

to meet you. Wow, he looks good. You're going to be the guest host? Does that involve you fucking my face? Okay. Alright, pleasure working with you. I'll go to the gym with you later. She's not going to the gym. Stop. Enough.

I've actually never had sex with that man, though. I will be fair. OK. That's not on me. Like, I'm serious. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know. As I was saying. Maybe because I told Chris Miles he was gay when we were talking. I was recently having a conversation with you're like you actually tana can you come back to the podcast i was no but i was recently having a conversation with a man that i hooked up with who is just much richer than me okay and he was like

kind of explaining to me how like his like last relationship like didn't work out because of like her like lack of goals and stuff like that and i told him i'm like i truly like it doesn't matter how successful i am i don't think i could ever be with someone that successful because it's so like you'd feel so small and that's what i feel about like really rich guys like guys who really have it together i don't want to feel like call me pollolly Pocket because I will be so small for you. I don't know. You don't think that that would be like, I don't know. I would just have a hard time with that.

Like I would always, it's kind of like, it's like if you like are an aspiring actress and you like are hanging around like Leonardo DiCaprio all day. You don't even want to do anything because you're just like, nothing matters. But nothing motivates me more personally than feeling inferior. Yeah, I i feel like sometimes there's like it could go one of two ways it's like surrounding yourself with successful people will make you successful but it could also like discourage you i feel like in a relationship if i were with a guy who's that successful you know who i'm talking about i'm not going to be like i'm waking up every day like oh i got like let's get this bread i'll be like oh he's got this it's it's a different type

of people i don't like and what they do it matters because you're right like if i'm with someone if i'm with this like billionaire like this guy who's like a fucking investor billionaire you're right i'm like i'm gonna sleep all day and go kill it you seriously you have it but like and like if i'm with a rapper who doesn't do what i do and they're way more successful than me then i do kind of feel that where i just feel small and it's like I'm just a ho like in your life yeah well it would be overwhelming to me like he's so busy for example like someone who's so busy always doing things I'd always

have to be like making things up that I'm doing because like realistically doesn't matter even if I am working I'm on my couch yeah so it's like fair I don't want to look that way to somebody so I feel like I'd rather be with someone who's like well I don't but like poor that's all I really go for now seriously if you're homeless give me a call but i when i was with jake

though like he did what i did and he was more successful than me so it motivated mirroring like what you do like like that was cool to me but but i mean jake obviously so successful but you're also already very successful and in the same realm i think if someone does what you do and they're more successful than you it's motivating but if they don't do what you do you do kind of feel just like lesser so it like it depends for me yeah but i mean at the end of the day all i date now is the homeless so let's head on over to the shelter and just fucking pick one yeah and you're mirroring them when you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place.

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. I am no longer pee shy. That's really big. I think that I kicked my habit. I mean, we don't really have to talk about it on the podcast. I peed in front of like three people this week. That's really big.

What do you think it was? I have no idea. Moving on. Anyway, you're... The only thing I really wanted to talk to you about in pop culture this week was Pete and Kanye's texts. I think... Give me my arm. I think that Pete was so big in the way that he handled that and just funny

like hey it's skeet because it was kind of candid in the way he was like it's amazing what like going to rehab and like getting help will do for you like i can help you like the way that he said it was like so condescending in the best way it's hard a little to talk about because it is like i mean he's mentally ill kanye it's also like a lot in the sense of like a family and a marriage and like not everyone yeah and it's more serious than i feel like it is on the internet but in the same in the same time at the same time it's like kanye is slandering the fuck out of pete and every right to like come back at him at any way he wants 100 like if anyone made that music video kanye made about pete or he's like okay like i would i would hate you i'm almost afraid to say this but i wonder if anyone agrees that that to me was like comparable to when what was her name

kathy griffin did like trump's head yeah yeah and like like not that i thought that was right or wrong i don't know how i felt about that but i think that like she got like fucking ruined for that and like what's the difference she wanted to die and like it was crazy the way people were at her people were trying to like yeah and she's a comedian she got put on like at least we can assume that she's joking like kanye not so i couldn't agree more she got put on the no fly list for that she couldn't fly on a plane well good news is kanye doesn't even have to go to the airport that is true um what was i gonna say to you right now i i think that anyone and maybe i'm like this is a bold ass

statement and i know nothing and i'm sure i'll get fucking canceled for this i'm like fucking i know i'm scared of what but like i think anyone who's team kanye is just not delusional and when any guy has said it recently it's the biggest red flag to me it is it almost it tells you everything you need to know but the thing is though i did i do it's easy obviously to say things about somebody that you don't know especially like someone who's don't do that at all sorry okay the sound of your nails on your skin is making me crawl stop it now i feel like it like the same thing that happens for influencers happens for celebrities when you don't know somebody personally or have like you can't personify them it's like easy to say whatever you want about them and i felt that way about kanye i was the

biggest kanye hater up until like fucking like three weeks ago when i saw his documentary and then i could finally like be like okay like i mean he's really talented obviously i wasn't a fan so i just didn't have anything to gauge except for like what i see like him do publicly you know what i mean his music but i just right now it's like i'm just he is a genius i mean he's so brilliantly talented and stuff like and so it was like that made me feel better about it. But still, it's like. Did you see where he posted the pins on North's backpack being Kim and Kanye? And then Kim commented like you were there.

Kim's like, bitch, you came here this morning. Yeah, like, come on. Kim is just. I love it. I love to see it. I'm not kidding. The Instagram name change, the pics of Pete, all of it. I just love her life right now.

I'm so excited. It is so like. I know. Oh, my God. pics with pete all of it i just love her life right now i'm so excited it is so like i know oh my god it's i saw the like official trailer or whatever and courtney and travis trying to have a baby that's the age differences of their kids is gonna be that like that's so crazy to me like how they will have all these kids they've kind of grown up and then they're just gonna be like a little newborn i know who's the youngest um i think rain okay so Rain is the youngest. And then for Travis, he only has Alabama and Landon, right? I think, but I think also like Atiyah.

I thought that she was from another marriage. But I don't feel like she's like a stepkid. I think she is like his kid. Well, he claims like she's his kid. I want to be Travis Barker's kid. No, I want to hook up to him. Don't say that. Travis Barker is so hot.

Well, let's play truth or drink. Because that's what people ask. Can you just like fire off some shit? Like seriously. So I'm looking at some of the responses that I got from what the, what should we talk about on the podcast questions. And thank you guys for all of those. Seriously, for being so invested.

We love you. Who's the worst blackout? Me or you? That's not a truth or drink truth or drink i'm definitely just the worst blackout there's no question can you go first um what do you mean truth or drink i'm spilling all over truth or drink when was the last time you hooked up with your ex chris miles i'm just kidding. A while ago. I mean like five days. Okay. Six days, seven days maybe, eight days.

I don't even know. I've hooked up with someone since. Hooked up with a cowboy since. Okay. Good answer. When was the last time you've hooked up with Joe? Fuck you. What's your date?

Probably two weeks ago. And I have hooked up with somebody since who have you hooked up with since i can't tell you who have you hooked up with since you know oh like the artist yeah oh i thought there was like someone else fun do you think we're gonna fuck have you hooked up with someone else no i think she's lying blatantly in my face and I'm scared. Do you think we're going to have sex with people in Vegas? Well, who I want to is not in Vegas. Who is who you want to? I want to do a repeat. Fair.

Fuck. Have you ever had gonorrhea? I mean, to be fair, like, you know. Can I tell? I thought I had gonorrhea. I mean, to be fair, like, you know. Can I tell, I thought I had gonorrhea. I think we all have gonorrhea here. I didn't have gonorrhea, but I did think, I did fully convince myself that I had gonorrhea of the throat. I was a hundred percent certain. And I mean, I do that with an STD like at least once a week.

I just decide that I have one, even if I haven't hooked up with anyone. I feel like you could like masturbate and be convinced you gave yourself an s no i'm i'm like i'm like virgin chlamydia i swear to god i like always think i have it like because it's just like i've it's like a it's a mental state too i'll have zero symptoms zero zero reason to believe that i have an std but it's like my it's my irrational fear like i just do i feel that way but i mean it's it's a good fear to have because it leads me to just get violently tested all the time. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place.

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please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Tips on how to forget somebody you really loved. Should I go to Puerto Rico? See, I purposefully screenshotted that question because I don't think either of us know how to get over it. Like, I have, the first person I really loved was, like, like, maybe 10 years ago, and I still check on him to this day. I don't know how to do that.

I seriously actually don't. Like, I mean, I don't think I've, like, really been madly in love with a lot of people, so it's a little more manageable. But even just people I've dated, like, I still just check up on everyone i like obsess over it like i'm just a naturally like pretty obsessive person so am i yeah so am i sincerely i like absolutely obsess over things so i don't know i have no tips for you seriously i don't like get hypnotized or something um um let me see you want to tell me about an embarrassing celebrity encounter i don't know if i have one i have one that's not that embarrassing but i just want to tell

you this story for no reason right now it just came to my mind i have one do you want to go first no you want me to go first it's not even it's so stupid but like basically when i first i used to have this obsession and i would do it to everyone like like just random guys like random people in passing like people i know people i don't know i would just be like i would walk up to them and i would be like i'm a psychic and they'd be like okay and i'd be like okay think of a color think of a color in your head and then already do it with me and then we're gonna say it on the count of three one two, two, three. Grinch.

See, it didn't work here. And a lot of times it doesn't work, right? But on the off chance it does, people like freak out. And they're like, oh my God, like, how do you know that? But like anything, like a state or like a whatever. And if I get one, I'll like keep going. I'll try to get as many as I can to like fuck with their head. Right. And one time I was in an elevator um at the camden

here like the apartment complex and lamar odom used to live there and lamar odom comes in the elevator and i'm just like i'm feeling spunk and i'm like yo i'm a psychic and he's like what i'm like yo i'm a psychic in the elevator in the elevator i was with trevi not a good time it was yeah no not like he's just trying to go to his apartment i'm like oh i'm a psychic awful seriously so embarrassing just as is and i was like yo lamar od no, like he's just trying to like go to his apartment. I'm like, oh, I'm a psychic. Awful. Seriously, so embarrassing just as is. And I was like, yo, Lamar Odom, I'm a psychic. And he was like, what? And I was like, no, I'm a psychic.

And he's like, what you mean? Like he was like barely talking back to me. Like I should have taken that as the cue to stop talking. Yeah, like stop talking to Lamar Odom. How did he even hear you from up there? No, seriously. And so, but so then basically I was like, so like think of a color. I almost say it on the count of three.

And I go one, two, three. And we both say red. And he's like with his friends. And they all start freaking out. And I go one, two, three. And we both say red. And he's like with his friends and they all start freaking out. And he's like, man, how you do that? Like whatever. He's asking like how I did that. So then I said something else like say a state. And then we both said the same state like Texas or some shit like that.

And so then I, and then he was just like, I have a good night. And like got off on his like floor or whatever. But he thought you were a psychic? No, but years, like a year and a half, like almost two years later, Jake Paul threw a party. Point being though, he comes up to me that night and he goes oh my god you're the psychic you are the psychic i think you should i me and lamara odom were in love at you and jake paul's party one time i asked kelly roland if she was a fan i can't find the photo i want to hear my

embarrassing celebrity story yes i do when i worked at catch offset came in from the migos okay and it was just a random day it was probably 5 30 p.m it was like a normal time for him to come in he came in he's like hey my friends are here and i i'm i was a maitre d so i knew everyone was who was in the restaurant and i knew that like there's no way offset is meeting any but any of these groups here any of the partially arrived groups so i'm like um i don't think so but like you're welcome to look around looks around comes back to the front and now he's calling his friends he's like where are you guys like i like i i can't figures out he's at the wrong restaurant and it's just me up at the front and security and i he goes he goes oh like shit like i'm at the wrong

restaurant which is already like he's probably embarrassed because he did us like showed he was so sure that they were there showed up at the wrong restaurant and i literally looked at him and i go now you look a little more like take off because you're sleeping and security literally like his neck went like i like i just made the worst possible joke and it would have been it would have been fine if offset laughed at me he took a beat he looked at me he went and then just left no not even not so much as a chuckle my favorite thing is when you swing with jokes like

that though and like it's just i thought like he's a rocky telling him like you don't respond fast enough for someone called asap yeah apparently don't joke around with rappers because they are not why rappers really don't joke i was so bummed i really like i i could have like i don't know that could have been my end i don't know he's like married with a celebrity because you worked at catch no I don't think I hooked up with anyone famous when I worked at catch I haven't really

hooked up with anyone famous you know how John Mayer is into people shitting on his chest that's a rumor gravity wants to bring me down come on it's okay it's a vastly spread rumor it's a conspiracy it's there's a theory there's a very well-backed theory well-backed not even funny jenna funny you're literally unfunny i would not have laughed okay but i i just want to ask you a question honest god okay if john mayer asked you to shit on his chest would you him personally no but but there

are celebrities that i fully would like dead ass though yeah like i'm trying to think of who i would yes okay not even like but i'm talking like he's laying down and you get up like this do you even think your shit could come out i don't i feel like i would have shit fright He's laying down and you get up like this. Do you even think your shit could come out? I feel like I would have shit fright. Shit fright. Me too. Would you get a laxative?

Do you think that people who have shitting fetishes want like a spray or like a solid? I don't think they want a spray. I feel like they probably want a solid. But I don't know. I mean, it's hard to tell. I think I'm going to vomit. In college, when I lived in a sorority house, me and my, like, there were 60 girls who lived in the house. And we would all, like, the morning or the night before, like, a big day party, we would all sit around the table and take laxatives together and then just, like, fucking blow

the whole house up. Why? For fun? To be skinny the next day. It doesn't work. Laxative abuse is not real. It's not real. And then you'll end up dehydrating yourself and then you'll retain water and you'll look bigger do not abuse laxatives but just know that like the intention was there and it was a really

fun bonding experience for me and the girls because like there were you know it's like we all we all live together like seriously my friend she was the only one the laxatives didn't hit and they hit her during the party and she shit herself at the party now it's awful poor thing ruined the whole party for herself because she just couldn't stop that's so sad oh my god that's awful college was so fun did you ever when you were a kid did you ever puke on the floor at school no but someone threw up on my back one time and i was traumatized someone threw up on your back they were sitting they were sitting behind me and we were like getting read to or something and they threw up on my back i would have hit them and i don't care and i don't care

it was really traumatic and it was on my favorite jacket if you ever throw up on me i'm hitting you and i don't even care like i feel like and it's crazy because you know kids just like throw up they don't even like they just throw up i don't get it i don't get it i don't know why but like the shitting on the chest was evoking the same emotion for me as like the kid who threw up on the floor i feel like throw up is worse than shit i agree no i don't agree no i agree trying'm trying to think if I've been recently thrown up on. I was trying to get the podcast over an hour. I feel like throw up is worse than shit. Yeah, maybe we're good.

We're good to go. My lawyer's sitting back there like. She's like, bitch, I have some bad places to be. Oh my God, wait, that's so funny. I actually just got a text that she's trying to be with her kids. We need to wrap. Melanie, I'm serious, that's so funny. I actually just got a text that she's trying to be with her kids. We need to wrap. Melanie, I'm serious. I'm so sorry.

I don't know why you'd want to be here listening to Throw Up vs. Shit when you could be at home with your family. All right, guys. That's it for today's episode. Would you shit on John Mayer? Sound off in the comments below. An emotion is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production.

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