Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 26: Episode 26: Tana's Ex Hacked Her Netflix Account with Imari

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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Animojja is cancelled. Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. You are gathered here today in holy matrimony with Brooke Schofield and Amari Stewart. Yes, we are all getting married today. That is the thing. Hello people. How are you? Today we are just, it's an interesting day. Tana tried to cancel on me. Yeah, I really... You did? Well, I didn't try to cancel. I've just been going through it. There's a lot going on in life right now that's super ass. I made her cum.

That sounded so... Yeah, that sounded awful. Sorry. Brooke's wearing my shirt. I am wearing your shirt, but you need to just honestly she would have never known that if I didn't tell her no that's actually so true

also what I think is funny too is how you were talking about like you leave your clothes and you're like oh I'll never get it back so imagine like every time that like your stuff

got left at our house you're like honestly fuck her I'm just gonna take something of hers because I know I'm never getting that back that's like kind of how it happens

I've had times I wore a hoodie over to your house one time I remember this so vividly I wore it over there it's Tana's by the way and she was like oh my god I love that hoodie like she had never seen it before in her entire life and i'm like oh thanks no you walked into it i was like brooke bought a

cute top like it's literally mine i can't no so well we've been moving and just now our podcast producer was like i like your shoes and i was like oh my god i'm really happy because we've been moving and i just found these that why would I show the bottom that's so disgusting um and I just found them I haven't had them forever they were like on a shelf and then Amari was saying oh okay okay so basically I feel like when you have like a slide that you love like it's just like your go-to slide like this is my black Gucci slide is my go-to slide I'll take it everywhere I'm going a sleeping t-shirt exactly like it's just like the easiest one i can leave it at someone's house like i just like it just goes with everything so then when we first moved into this house like probably like

seven eight months ago like i was wearing these while we were moving into the house so i know for a fact they made it to the house i wore them for a couple times like while we lived in the house then all of a sudden tana's closet organizer comes and poof. Well, I mean, and honestly, bless your heart, Janelle. You are so good at organizing closets. But like we were going through the top of the closet last night. We were like all trained and whatever. And I found just like eight pairs of shoes. I was like, what made you think the Yeezy Croc needed to be with like the dust mites?

And I was like going insane, too, because like I was like, I know for a fact these slides are here in this house because we moved with them. Like I know for a fact in this house. But why are they nowhere to be found? I looked in the top of her closet multiple times, standing on top of a chair, like jumping, jumping, trying to see the top of the closet.

I'm like, they're not there. Where the fuck are these slides? So I was like, the one thing I want to find in this move is my black Gucci slides. And we are tearing this house apart. We are going to find them. No,

we all screamed. They show up last night and started screaming. And we were like screaming. It was actually amazing. Well, speaking of slides, I have Well, speaking of slides. I have a special pair of slides. So yeah, Amari just now was saying he has a special pair of slides.

And Brooke was like, me too. And I'm thinking to myself like, no, you don't. And then months ago, and they're not even just like regular slides. They are like unreleased Diplo Croc slides. I feel like they were released they were probably released they were 100 released like what do you think diplo has like but like i just i feel like i could never get them again i'm like diplo sent them to me i was so excited anyways bro because she's like he personally handed those to me i know that's what she always says it's so fun i

remember one time one time i put on like a tank top and I was like, oh, I just don't think I look good. She's like, that's unreleased skin. It's like fully released. Why is that? Like where is the unreleased? Wait, no, listen to this. Listen to this because you're going to get a fucking kick out of this one. So I don't know if you guys know this story, but back during Christmas, like she got me a Dior saddlebag.

She got my mom like a Louis Vuitton Speedy. And like she had Paige go get the bags one day and then like everything happened like um it got stolen we like I found out that my gift was like something from Dior because the guy like the Tesla took a picture of the guy with the bags and like I knew she was getting me on the Louis like a Louis purse which is so annoying and then the other bag was like a giant Dior bag but I didn't know like what it was though and Tana was like oh my god like let's just like your your gift unreleased unreleased irreplaceable And then and then and then she's like go back tomorrow get the exact same stuff I'm like, okay, so if it's unreleased one, how did you I met like newly really?

Show me the back room. Exactly. No, and then walking back in the next day, being like, can I get the exact same thing again? Unreleased. I was trying to say. We have two set aside just for you. We had a feeling this was going to happen.

We had a feeling we were going to get robbed today. Things have been a little rinky in LA. Dude, it gives you the same energy. What's the- No, we have to stop. No, we have to stop. Can I just stop one more? No, we have to stop. You know please? No, we have to stop. Can I just stop one more? No, no, we have to stop.

You know what I'm going to say? I don't even know what you're going to say, but we're done. We're actually ever so literally done. I was trying to say it was newly released. The point of this fucking story is that Brooke stole my slides. I walk into Lila's the other day

and she's kicking them under the couch so that I can't get them back. I know she's going to take them back, but I've broken them in. They're like suited to my feet now. And then we're all about to go to like TARC, CBS, something, whatever. And Brooke's trying to leave like barefoot. Because she doesn't want to get my fucking slime out from underneath the fucking couch.

The concept of seeing you like kick them under, though, being like, shit, shit, she's here. She's here. She slid them back. Because it's very recognizable. They're one of one so unreleased they have specially made for her

I'm gonna DM Diplo myself and say can we get a second pair of the lacroix honestly do it honestly Diplo please can you send

like a hundred Wes Wes Wes she's like he gave those to me after he asked me to be in his new song

after he proposed okay you were not the whole podcast is not about to be I can't I can't do it today I'll have a natural break down I'll just break down we should just start called Tana's Fun Fibs let's start writing them down so he is still going

no we're not still going don't worry okay that was such a fun direction new podcast name no honestly I'm just gonna leave and Amari can sit here and you two can host this fucking goddamn fucking show okay it's okay listen it's Tana Mongeau

is cancelled we can talk about whatever you want I don't want to I don't want it to be Tana Mongeau's I'm sweating wait what do the Crocs look like they're just like on release yes there are Diplo gibbits there's a fucking Diplo they're so cute release They're like Diplo gibbits Yes there are There are Diplo gibbits There's a fucking Diplo

They're so cute And they're like slides They're the bright yellow ones They're like colored Did you wear them Just over one day And then you were like I don't remember

Well I probably wore them Home one day If I was wearing like Heels or something Just so you know Every time I've ever Worn heels to Tana's house They just disappear

So I'm Even if I wanted to Wear my own shoes home I couldn't Now they're on her depop So One time One day we were going somewhere, and Tana was wearing my,

but we have completely different size shoes, so it was like she was wearing them only on her toes. The black heels. Me, I was wearing my shoes. And her, like half of her foot was hanging off the top. That was so embarrassing. No, it's okay. One time Lila texts me.

Like, I think I was at Ty's. You guys were going out, but you guys were at our house getting ready. And she texts me like, can I wear your pandas? Blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, it's fine. But I was like, I don't think they're going to fit.

And she was like, they were already on her feet. She sends me a picture. It's like, or no, she sends me the picture with them on and goes, can I wear your pandas? I was like,

well, you're already wearing them. So, but Lila's feet are significantly bigger than mine. So like, I'm surprised wear your pandas I was like well you're already wearing them so but Lila's feet are significantly bigger than mine so like I'm surprised Lila did that yeah and I was like how the fuck did you get that on the other day she came here in her new like little like easy croc things

and she walks in and I kid you not she's like limping and like like can't walk they're like a size stick and I'm like what's wrong and she's like these are five sizes too small I have to give them to Paige I was like why'd you get them? Oh, my God. Right.

Like, you put them on at Pretty Little Thing. And we're like, yeah, exactly. Like, down. Melrose is like, eat her, eat her, eat her. Like, oh, my God. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Can I ask you guys' opinion on something?

Of course. Okay. And I want you to be, like, actually ever i am i don't that's why that's my phrase of the week right now ever so literally um so i've had my exes my ex chris miles did you see that someone i keep wanting to say these two girls but i'm still completely unsure i can't tell like it i think it's one girl who played both parts. Wait, what are we talking about? Imitated the canceled podcast. Have you seen it?

Oh, yeah. How long was that? Was it like a full like 40 something minutes or it's like two minutes long, right? No, no, no. It was two minutes and 30 seconds. Okay, yeah. I watched that. That was so fucking funny.

So funny. Shout out to you girls. And the girl. I think it's one girl. Oh, really? The girl imitating me is just like being like, Chris Miles, Chris Miles, Chris Miles. And I'm like, I have to be stopped Like I cannot

I'm sorry to cut you off But the funniest part about it is she told a story Or like she made up this funny story And she was, I forget what it was So literally me She put it out before our most recent podcast came out And then I watched back the episode yesterday During like the premiere or whatever And you told the exact story that she was like making fun of us for like

what was the story about god i wish i remember i wish we could like play it or something but it was like we should have reacted to it oh it was something like this rapper was texting me and chris miles saw it and like oh this is just like a wednesday yeah she was making fun of tana but then like tana really told that story. It was funny. Well, okay, so I hate to say the forbidden CM, but I have to tell a quick little... Oh, I just want your advice. So as you guys know, I've been actually not... I did notice that.

...indulging in Chris Miles. Good job. By choice or is that his choice? I think it's my choice. I think it's our choice. She's like, Chris, if you're out there. If you're watching this, please give me another chance. No.

But please. No. But so we actually haven't been whatever. We've both been like doing our own thing or whatever. And I've had his Netflix, right? On the TV downstairs. And it was like him, sister Michaela and um like his mom and like another like just a guest account and those were all the users on it right and so the other day I log into the Netflix and this was when

Joey was here one of the names was changed to joey with like a funny weird like little icon on the netflix he's so funny for that but like do you think he did that or do you think i'm yeah yeah i know he did that because i've done that two separate times she's like because i did it he had to have done it no it's just like i feel like that like that's just like a funny thing to do because like that's just like what other who did you do like, that's just like a funny thing to do. Because like, that's just like, what other? Who did you do that with? Didn't you have Joe's HBO Max? No, he has mine.

Oh, okay. And so one time he like had me blocked for like a little while. Like the code names on the podcast. That's so funny. We loved it. But one time he what? We hadn't talked in like a couple months or something. And so I changed his name to text me back.

And it worked. Okay, one time she was texting Chris through Lyft. Dude, so funny. Second time I did it, it was an ex-friend had mine and she was using my HBO. So, and she had her own account. It was like her name

and I changed it to something like questionable. The other day, Lila was talking about like some guy. What was it? Would you change her name the other day Lila like is like texting me or calling me about like some guy whatever issues with the guy and she like blocked her and she's like but I'm texting him off a google thing right now like a google number I was like don't do that don't do that someone needs to sedate her

she uses google voice all the time to text people who blocked her. And honest to God, it's fucking genius. I actually don't get blocked very often, but there are a lot of ways. Fuck. Harry Jowsey released a sex tape. Okay, where are people seeing this? Where are people hearing of this? Because I've heard nothing.

It's been quiet. Harry is sick to hear that. You know he was expecting like a J. Alvarez response. You know, Harry is sick to hear that because he's been promoting with his every last little thing. Promoting? Really? Yeah, he's been like promoting it. And then I was trying to find it everywhere on the internet.

I couldn't. I found all these websites. Just Brooke. She's like, wait, we have a sex tape? Oh, shit. um no I would love to see you watch it and compare I would love to do that honestly what where is this play it on the canceled podcast no but so he was promoting and promoting and promoting is it on only fans um yeah it's on only fans I haven't seen it but apparently it's it's like he's fucking someone in the shower and then his phone is outside the shower. And it's like you can just see their like silhouettes through the glass, I guess.

Okay. An artsy sex tape? Right. That's a production. But like, no, but beyond that, like, don't you think if I did that, people would be so mad like you fucking scammer. If I was like, I have a sex tape and then it was just like. For sure. But that's, I mean. But people are hooting and hollering for Harry's.

I don't even know. Are they? Who's hooting? Like I said, it's been quiet. I want to see it. Who's it with? I feel like I remember him saying who it was going to be with.

It's another OnlyFans girl. I think her name's like... Just completely made that up, though. I just want to let everybody know. How interesting. I got the first and last name. I'm sure it's great. He's like hot. I really want to release a sex tape. I'm at and last name. I'm sure it's great. He's like hot.

I really want to release a sex tape. I'm at that point. And I know I say that all the time. And it's like that. I'm sure the fucking. I feel like it's overdone at this point. I just want to do it so bad. Lately, I've been encountering some honkers.

And it's like. You have to release a sex tape tomorrow. Who would you make it with? Name names. Besides that one um come on give the people what they want name names i don't know what i know they're tired you go first give me like let me matthew mcconaughey is he married adam sam well he's married matthew mcconaughey isn't um i think obama i'm sorry we have actually had this conversation before because that is a really smart one like you know what i mean although

michelle might not but i i'm right i'm more so wondering if i were to ever do a sex tape if it should be with someone iconic or if it should just be like look at me slobbing on this knob yeah maybe you want him to just be like a spot filler that no one's gonna remember. Like what if he was in a ski mask? She's like, what if he broke into my house and fucked me? She's like making a whole porn. She's like, what if he delivered me a pizza and came inside?

Me. And then get stuck in the dryer. I'm stuck. Aw, I miss our joke. You can't rely on blind faith to get the pregnancy support you deserve. Ritual's Essential Prenatal Multivitamin is the only leading prenatal backed by its own human clinical trial. Essential Prenatal is proven to deliver key nutrients, including folate, biotin, and vitamin D during pregnancy.

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We used to be stuck. Almost to kind of like, let's say we were like... I have to stop saying my like five phrases again one of them that's so embarrassing is finessing a billionaire but i'm saying me and brooke will be there with the guy we'll just be like i'm stuck i'm stuck like what does that even mean well i don't think that was even the context oh do you mean like like in porn like how like your stepsister's stuck in the washer so specific how did she get in the water yeah how did you get in the washer? So specific. How did she get in the washer? Yeah, how did you get in the washer?

Like, where did that even come from? And why is stuck porn hot to people? I don't know. Wait, wait, I just... Omari, I just asked... That's your new trick in bed? No, imagine I'm in bed writing a book and I'm like, hold on, put me in the dryer.

Right. Wait, so I just asked Hannah about this and I want to know what your thoughts are. Have you heard that kinks are hereditary? I haven't heard that. So if you have like a choking kink, like so does Debbie. Debbie is his mom. I don't even want to think about.

I don't want to sexualize Debbie. I'm sorry about that, Debbie. I don't really think I have any like particular. Debbie's going to be sick about that one. I'm sorry. Wait, I didn't mean mean to I was just trying to make it relatable no I get what you're saying

I get what you're saying my mom's just over dramatic everyone knows this it's no secret but like it's so true though cause like my mom loves like ugly guys that's like one of my

like my like funny little things I love oh my god my parents liked drugs I'm kidding I'm just kidding I'm sorry being drugs being a kink like oh my god people are like what's your kink she's like ooh drugs. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. Being drugs, being

a kink. People are like what's your kink? She's like ooh. Percocets. Imagine. What? I don't even like Percocets. I'm serious. That's good. Oh my god. But no, I didn't know that.

That's weird and scary. Speaking, I guess, of scandals, my personal favorite of scandals past is a good Facetune fail. You are known for a good Facetune fail. I actually haven't had a crazy Facetune scandal in a while. I feel like my next pick, I need to just extra warp a door. Yeah, maybe you should do that. How Kim Kardashian will just erase her whole hand just to cause a stir. I'm going to patch off here. Don't give her any ideas.

No, I'm going to have one ear in my next photo. I promise. I wrote something about that somewhere. Oh, edits out entire arm from recent Instagram photo. It is the original. Did you see that TikTok I sent like in our group chat of Jordan Woods? Like how like in the comments, like everyone's talking about how like, so it's a close-up video like of her face. And she's like talking about how like so it's a close up video

like of her face and she's like talking about some package whatever from Beyonce whatever and the door behind package from Beyonce

right she's like I lost this two years ago I'm like your life is so fucking hard like oh my god like your Ivy Park package got lost at your mom's office anyways

her face like she's like using some app like, Facetunes your face, like, on video. And the door in the back, I'm not kidding, is like, I have to show you now. Can I be honest with you? I just discovered that app. It's called Pretty Up. It's the new Facetune, new Face app, whole thing.

You can complete. Uh-oh. It's dark. When you see this, you're gonna die. It's dark. I just get scared. Like I FaceTune, okay? I definitely FaceTune, but I have a serious fear of someone seeing me in person and being

like, huh? And see if I possess that fear, I would be in a good place. Well the good thing about you is you have so much raw unedited video footage of you available online that it's not like anybody's really being sw swindled like look at me right now but like you know those girls who you see them in person you're like is that her okay okay okay i found the tiktok and you need to just view it like briefly just look at the door in the back wait jordy look at the door, Jordy. What happened?

That's so crazy. I watched this whole thing and I didn't notice that. I didn't notice. I clicked the comments because I wanted to see if people, and then everyone's like, that door, that door. And it's like, it works up and down. Like it's just going. I want to know the app though. That's like where people make their way smaller in videos.

Is that it? How much does it cost? It's free. Oh, great. I want to know the app though that's like where people make their ways smaller in videos. Is that it? Yes. How much does it cost? It's free. Oh, great. We're all in trouble. And there's another one called Soda. I got put on the other day.

Usually a lot of them are legal in the United States for good reason. Because of people like you. She got the law passed. I'd like Kim Kardashian to become a lawyer like specifically to get that law passed this is I like Kim Kardashian to become a lawyer like specifically to get that law passed no that's what you have

your lawyer fighting for you're like I want equal rights stop the lip quivers at me what would you say my worst

Facetune scandal was okay well prior to shooting the podcast we were talking about one photo in particular of Tana

that Brooke hasn't seen yet and I know I know y'all bitches have seen it cuz she she thought she ate Basically I need to show you this photo because it's this photo of Tana sitting on a swing. I took the photo actually It's so funny because it's like it to me. It's like a like a mystery because I've seen it commented about so many times. Would you call it a folklore? It's like folklore. Because it's like, people are always like, remember that swing photo? Like, it's just nowhere to be found.

The swing photo was the first time I really just tried out Refine. This was like before. This was right when Facetune like, came out. So I found the photo, and I'm going to show it to you, but it's also so funny to me that you can just Google like, Tana Mongeau on swing. Like, as if it's like, I don't know, like,

like mermaid sighting. Like, spotted like i mean the same thing really photo look at her arm look at the swing look at the bags like the string of the bag what and everyone like everyone's like girl girl girl girl there's no way and this is this is my idea this is also my little sister's homecoming photos like, turn us over in the corner like, get me. Really cute. Really cute. Fuck. Oh no. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM

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Oh, that was really bad. Have you seen that one? I don't think so. Hold on. There's also one... Well, to be fair, I screenshotted a fan edit, and the fan already edited me because y'all got me. And then I went and I edited the fuck out of the fan edit.

So it was just so bad. That's the problem, though. You really wouldn't be that clockable if Tana didn't literally get the photos from Google herself. So she'll Google Tana Mongeau and then find paparazzi photos and then edit those. And I'm like, babe, anyone can find the original. She's like screenshotting her Getty like warping the Getty watermark. I have. I have done that. If anything though, you can look

at that as noble honesty because that means I'm unafraid for the public to Google and find the original. She said, I'm a real bitch. People keep tagging me in those on Twitter. They'll be like, they'll do the before and afters of my photo. I'm like, okay, well, what are you trying to say? I never said I don't edit.

I love editing my pics. Wait, what? There's also one photo that you went crazy on one time. It's so dark. It is so, so, so dark. And I will say like when I had this scandal, I realized I can't ever act like this. I'm not saying I'm like,

I don't still have my days where I get a little hootie with my face tune, but I will say like I don't still have my days where I get a little hootie with my face tune. But I will say, like, I learned a valid, valuable lesson from this scandal this day. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. See, that's why I can't go to events. Wait.

That's also one thing that's so funny. I mean, that's not actually what. Like, I'm just not invited. What I also think is so funny about Tana is, like, say it's, like, a group photo. So then it's, like, oh, like, some people don't Facetune, like, as heavy, or some people don't do, like, that much. Or, like, but, like, she loves, like, sometimes she loves a good cartoon. But then, like, she's, like, covered. A sim, if you will.

But then she'll, like, to cover it up by making everyone else look like cartoons. Literally every single person looks like it's like a fan art drawing. I'm like, why do I have lashes? Like what's going on? No, one time I posted a photo of me and Ethan from Shameless and I like edited myself. And keep in mind, Ethan is perfect. Like there's nothing he needs. But sometimes you're so IMVU that you gotta like IMVU.

So I put like a little face app on him just a little bit. And he texted me and he was like, that's not me me like what did you do to the photo and i was like i hate to break it that's why i get scared to send her like she obviously wants to edit herself in a photo that i'm gonna post of like the two of us but i always i edit it first or i just edit it myself and like post it i know if i give it to her then all of a sudden she's gonna send it back she looks like a little a little string bean. And I look like I'm her duff. That's funny.

I feel like. Her duff. Also one thing I want to talk about. Her duff. I feel like I'm speaking on behalf of like the guys or the girls that just don't wear like a lot of makeup or like don't like, you know, put on glam, things like that. But it's so funny to me. And I feel like other people like feel this way. Like girls on instagram or guys it doesn't matter are using like pretty bitch one two three like the filter and then it's like they have lashes and like but like on like

their stories yeah like you know how it's like a face holder that just like puts like makeup on you but then you'll have like someone in it that like doesn't do that like then you're like you're like recording yourself or whatever and you like put put it over to like like with bryce you're like all of a sudden bryce has like lipstick on lashes and he's like it's like why would you post that like come on it's like a full cute baby face i know exactly all the time hunter has like a beard and it's like there's like a lip filter over the like highlighter on his nose bridge she did one at the club the other night where she filmed literally it was only a guy. And so that means like she had no intent to film herself at all and she still

swiped all the way over to cute baby face. Oh my god. I think my thumb just goes there. And then it just gets posted. Lila does that all the time too. She'll be like on live and then like the face filter will go to me and I'm like I'm getting out of this live okay because I just feel uncomfortable right now. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in the face at the Oscars.

He merely rocked his... Can you tell me what you guys think about that? I just feel like people aren't going to like what I have to say. I... It was iconic. It was hot. Hit that motherfucker.

I'm just kidding. Oh my God. See, I don't know how I feel about it because I will stand behind will smith okay she's taught me everything i would have been like i know but then but then i also see the side of it that's like okay it's comedy like you we shouldn't put any limitations on comedy because then it's like everybody's gonna get offended everybody in that audience was someone's wife someone's husband someone's daughter someone's you know like there's

i think it was a low blow like because she had like to her medical condition like it was yeah i definitely you can just tell like the way her face drops she probably is just like very just maybe upset about that or insecure about that or whatever because you could see it really upset her and i think it was more just like a protective instinct of like don't yeah it was to me it was like that he laughed about it at first and then he didn't but what i will say from the other side of it i i don't know if you remember when i had that like extreme hair loss situation that was happening and it sounds it's like oh how funny but like it's so emotional oh my god you know it was like

it was after a couple months after i first had covid and my hair was falling out in enormous chunks like i have videos i'll show you but it's so emotional to lose your hair because it's like that's like the thing that makes you feel pretty and like it takes so long to grow hair yeah so it's like if you lose your hair that's like the worst thing ever me bleaching it all off yeah me bleaching it all off and then i'm in the mirror like one thing i'm confused about though because i don't know, a ton about the situation, but I saw, like, on TikTok, like, people, like, memeing together, like, her saying, like, oh, I don't give a fuck what you say about my bald head or something.

Like, she's, like, owning it, right? Yeah, I think that he probably just thought that they could take it, because, I mean, Jada and Will are both so funny and known for, like... I was going to say, like, the funniest family on Earth. Exactly, so I think that he probably just thought, like, that that was fine. I get both sides of it, for sure. Yeah, obviously, like, obviously, all jokes aside, like, violence isn't that he probably just thought like that that was fine I get both sides of it for sure obviously like

obviously all jokes aside like violence isn't the answers but like and at the Oscars could you imagine being Millie Rocked by Will Smith I know I would

I would dig in and honor maybe like holy shit like I think it was like a little selfish though like the other

like it kind of took away from everybody else who was like celebrating them. Like, yeah, I saw some Twitter photos, like all the other like iconic moments that happened. And I was like, like no, like nobody was talking about anything else except for that.

Like, yeah, that is kind of, that is kind of wild. I want to get slapped by Will Smith. Low key on some kinky shit. I just want to be adopted. Oh,

that's true. I'm his long lost son. Oh, you're his long lost son. Little black. Amari Smith. It sounds good. Right? It flows. I really just inhaled a hot and spicy,

like it was like actual oxygen. I ate a Chipotle burrito in one bite. That's Coachella's in two weeks. And in the last 24 hours, I've had Taco Bell and McDonald's. Dude, this is going to be our last episode to come out before Coachella. Really? Should we discuss? I am so excited for Coachella.

I'm so excited for Coachella. It's really funny right now seeing like the lengths everyone is going to to try to get an artist pass. Oh, you don't know the things I'm going to end up having to do for an artist pass. I thought mine was secured. You didn't get a train rain on you? You're like, I'm going to Coach up having to do for an artist pass. I thought mine was secured. You didn't get a train rain on you? You're like, I'm going to Coachella. Straight to Palm Springs.

All the Spitzes just flew out. Swear. But I was like, not bragging, but I'm like, everyone else is worried about their artist passes. And I'm like, good thing I have mine. And then it just got swept out from under me. Who are you going to get one from? Mo. Oh, mine. And then it just got swept out from under me. Who are you going to get one from? Mo.

Oh. Wait, and then? And then he said they're really hard to come by this year. Wait, can we? Mo, you're so handsome and smart and successful. And I forgive you if you can't get me one. She's like, but the weather in Palm Springs is beautiful. But I just won't be able to go because, like, all my friends have artist passes and I don't.

So, like, if by any miracle you happen to come upon an extra one. By any miracle if you happen to come upon the canceled podcast. I'm going to send this clip. She starts gaslighting him. She's like, you're going to leave me, a little woman, alone in Palm Springs. A woman? Yeah, me, a woman. That actually happened at Coachella.

I forgot about that. I feel like he'll never forget. That was my last Coachella though. Like crazy one. That actually happened at Coachella. I forgot about that. I feel like he'll never forget. That was my last Coachella, though. Like, crazy one. That was the last. Yeah. Wow, same. It's been a minute.

That's so crazy. I'm nervous. Coachella is just, it's a different, it's a different breed. It's my happiest place on earth. I couldn't agree more. I can't imagine anything in the world better than Coachella. I couldn't agree more. I just love the weather.

And then just like, the three days of vibes. Well, what sucks is like leaving and you like can't breathe. You know, like when you. Oh. I just love the weather. And then just like the three days of vibes. Well, what sucks is like leaving and you like can't breathe, you know? Oh, I just get so cold. Oh my god, my little popcorn lung gonna burst in the desert this time. Oh my god. Absolutely. I'm just excited because we were friends the last time, but we didn't go

together and didn't see each other at all. We saw each other for like two seconds. We weren't as close. No, not at all. It's just exciting. I've never gone to Coachella in a big group either. I've always only gone with one friend. Really?

Actually, I just made that up. I just lied for no reason. It's so much fun as a big group because the pregame, everyone's getting ready. People are getting glam over there. People are taking pictures out there.

People are putting on their outfits. It's just like, there's so much, the vibes are high. I wonder, since it's been so long too, it's not like you have, much like like the vibes are high I just love I wonder like since it's been so long too it's not like you have like there's no one like that you can't look up like Coachella

fashion or like get inspiration or anything because it's like it was three years ago 100% I feel like the fashion this year is going to be like way different oh yeah I think it's way more laid back we were talking about this other day I don't think it's going to be costumey at all yeah I looked at Isabella and I was like what do I wear to Coachella and she, not a costume.

At all. Yeah, I think I want to give like Hailey Bieber. Dollar General Hailey Bieber. I'm bringing, there will be a jacket with me every single day because that's how I ruin my Coachella experience every single time is being freezing cold at night.

It does get chilly at night. You know how insufferable I am when I'm cold too. That's like the one thing. A little tequila shot could warm you up. Or even honestly, when I found Fireball honestly warms you up sometimes, which is like so obviously disgusting and like awful. But like,

I just drink until there's no temperature at Coachella. Like I'm not going to lie. Until my feet don't hurt. Imagine Ari, like I can't wait for Ari at the City Girls. Oh, City Girls are playing? The City Girls are playing at Coachella.

Oh my God. Ari's going to football. I know, and it's like Billy's there. Like I just feel like it's so good. It's such a good lineup. Is Kanye still performing

at Coachella? I remember when he said he like wasn't if Billy did or whatever. Oh shit. I don't know. Like whatever the fuck. Yeah.

Imagine Billy being like, well, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. So funny. like, well, sorry. Yeah. So funny. So exciting. She probably loves it. She's like, he's so fucking pressed over me. I would honestly, I would eat that shit up if Kanye and I were beefing online.

Right. I'd feel like it's so fun. Although, there's no, like, subgenre of people more scary than Kanye fans. Yeah, that's so true. They are actually very scary. When I, like, see, like, even, like, their comments on, like, Billie's posts and shit, like, after everything was happening, I was so true. They are actually very scary. When I see even their comments on Billy's posts and shit after everything was happening,

I was like, these people are fucking crazy. What do you guys think the most annoying part of your body is to shave? My gooch. My asshole. Yeah, that area.

And then have you guys ever tried nearing? I feel like this is something I love to talk about. You could probably teach us a lot about shaving your asshole. You just called me a faggot? No.

No, but this is a real concern of mine because it doesn't matter what angle I come from. I have not perfected it. Yeah, what's your angle? Sometimes I like like an just straight like, you know, like you're just like.

I'll do like a full sumo squat on the ground. Okay, okay. So I'm. What's that? What is that? I have one. I have one.

Oh, I'll take it. Just frisbee it. Oh? I have one. I have one. Ooh, I'll take it. Just frisbee it. Oh, I love you. Thank you. So, basically, we got a hot and spicy on the set. Today's video is sponsored by McDonald's. I wish. Arrived.

Arrived. Um, so basically, what I'll do is like, I will obviously, I'm really flexible, so like, I can, like, if I wanted to put my leg up on the wall, like, I literally could. I can too, but it's just like, maybe it's the razor I'm using what razor do you use I well I use a men's gillette five blade I like the venus ones with the little bars of the shaving cream no because then I can't get them close to my asshole you should get a spread the best razor I can but like it's really like you gotta really get in there the dollar shave club not like the little

literal hole that's the one I use dollar shave club the six blade one so good no I think that is the one I use actually because I started ordering

them on gopuffs oh okay you can do that yeah and you can get them like literally like walgreens CVS like dollar shave club we just did six ads

for free but actually so basically what I'll do is like because I don't really have to like shave my whole ass I like I don't really grow like like there's some hair but what I'll do is like because I don't really have to like shave my whole ass I like I don't really grow like

like there's some hair but what I'll do is like I have like my manscaped trimmers and I'll just like go over my ass get rid of like some like any like yeah we love manscaped

I did a manscaped brand deal too um but the shit's actually good so I'll take the trimmer like go across my ass like down cause like

just like to get like literally any like tiny hairs off like just you know just to be like extra baldowing. Just, like, to get, like, literally any, like, tiny hairs off, like, just, you know, just to be, like, extra bald, you know? And then, like, once you get to, like,

the, like, crack area, what I'll do is I'll, like, take the razor and I'll go, like, down, like, as close to, like, the asshole as possible, like, down, down,

other side, and then what I'll do is I'll turn the razor the other way, like, and then, like, you gotta, like, get in there and go out. Why is this?

Yeah, that's what I, I've been, that's too much information well we'll talk about it later you know what's really hard too just like really getting in the pussy lip yeah see i don't have trouble with i really don't have trouble with that i'm i'm the most grateful to not be someone i think razor burning is honest i think razor burn is like hereditary or something because i i don't think i've ever had I get razor burn if I like really don't But I can shave every day And I won't have a problem

But it's just like It's just the mechanics of it I can't remember how it worked out Have you ever tried like naring? No but does it burn? Well if you leave it on too long Yes And then also

I got this other stuff like So first I started with nare And then I switched to this other stuff like so first i started with nair and then i switched to this other stuff that i saw on tiktok like some it was like a porn star had recommended it like it was like it's called like bear you know we need to ask anal princess but she's so then you know exactly looks great you know how nair's like lotion yeah this shit's like a like a balm like a paste almost like like you could take like a stick like a wooden like popsicle stick and like spread it on you and it doesn't smell bad it doesn't hurt at all like nair i feel like can start to burn that shit's so wait send it to me i really need it i'll send it to you have you guys ever bleached your asshole i've like tried but i don't imagine imagine you

like call miss kim over and you're like can i get a bleach a bleach in tone up top and down bottom honest to god i'm so excited i'm about to go back blonde i'm so fucking i love when you have a little root i just am so over this root i feel like a fucking i can't it looks cute what are you gonna do you have any sorry to go back to this but do you have any idea what you're gonna wear to coachella at all no idea in the ever so i think i have to just completely put it in the hands of someone else or i'll spiral yeah like i actually i's true. Like, I actually can't. And to be honest, like, no matter what I'm wearing, it's going to be, like, falling off hour one. I don't know why that happens to me.

Tell Revolve to everyone to wear an outfit if you just fucking cough up the tickets. Shit. Bro, they want me to sell my soul. Wait, so you're not going to get ass shots before Coachella, right? I really wanted to get ash shots before Coachella, but they don't work. They take four to six weeks. Because of the collagen shit?

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that's just bruising. You don't need it right before Coachella. No, I think the bruising would be gone, but they wouldn't activate until after Coachella, even if I got them, so there's no point. She said Holy Spirit activates. Holy Spirit activates.

Yeah, I think I'm going to go full like boy clothes this year. Like sweats? Or do you mean like super streety? Like a big pant, tiny top, and then like a jacket. You're going to wear some overalls? I wish. I told Tana I wanted to wear overalls. She said I technically could.

You love your overalls. Do you know yesterday in my closet, I saved you a few pair of overalls? That's really, that's the most thoughtful thing you've ever done for me. I love overalls. I love them, that's the most thoughtful thing you've ever done for me. I love overalls. I love them. It's such a, like, versatile outfit.

It is. I did wear overalls to Coachella one year, I believe. I had, like, no shirt on underneath or something. And then, like, overalls. I literally saw, I was looking at your Instagram the other day because I was, like, I want to wear boy clothes. Oh. So I was, like, what does Amari have?

And you had a really good, like, jacket and pant set. Wait, which one? It was, like, painted. Guys, what are your go-to nugget sauces and why? I don't know. They already clicked out because of how loudly they were chewing into your microphone. No one's left. That's so funny.

Sweet and sour. Sweet and sour is good, i like like ranch and buffalo but then do you guys remember when they had like it was like spicy mac sauce something like that or like it was so brief it was sriracha mac sauce or something they had it for like i feel like two months and then just disappeared off the face of the earth i feel like they need to bring that back are you guys opposed to double dipping? No, and I remember the first time someone ever said that to me. I was like, I had this neighbor girl, and I was like at her house, and she was like. Sounds like a whore. She was just like, no, but I was like, I was like six, seven.

She was a whore though. No, I'm just kidding. Dumb fucking slide. No, and she was like, don't double dip. And then I kept just eating normally because I didn't know what she meant. And then she's like, you keep double dipping. And I was like, what does that mean? And she was was like you took a bite and you dipped you back in there and i literally just remember looking at her like bitch i don't know why that you would think that that would be something that would bother me but

it really does i would eat anything i would eat off the floor i'd eat like i don't have a weird thing about that i don't mind double dipping i'm not really like a germaphobe at all i feel like if you care a lot about double dipping then you're just being selfish at this point. Because what if someone likes to enjoy something with sauce every bite? You know? Yeah. I'm like, if you feel that way, like, get your own sauce. Get your own separate dip.

Yeah. Rat. I'm like, people's hands are already, like, touching and going into shit. So it's like, I don't know. You guys are moving. Where are you moving? Are you excited for your new house? I'm sweating.

I'm moving to four, five, six. I'm just kidding. I've never set foot in the house, actually, but I am excited no matter what. Do you know none of them? I really was just like, guys, I got us a house. Tana loves a good blind house situation. She absolutely does.

Although I've seen photos of it. It's really beautiful. You guys don't have a yard, though, this one, though. Yeah, it's like a tower. No pool parties this summer, bitch. Don't pull up. We have a roof. We have a roof. We have a roof party.

Did you see that in the group chat today? Frankie Jonas DM'd me and he's like, where are you guys staying for Coachella? I was like, I'm going to tell Tana. Frankie, come with us. Come stay with us. It's him and Aluma Tati. You guys know her.

I'm shooting with her soon. I'm so excited. I love her. She's really good. I actually was just packing up all my stuff and I have set aside a few boxes of shit that I like immediately want when I move in. And it's literally just like a Frankie Jonas t-shirt and like socks.

I'm such a Frankie Jonas fan. Immediate keep. It's so funny. Like that's like the most interesting part about you guys moving is like what makes it to the new house versus like, like for example, your Yeezy slides were stuck in storage or missing in some box. But like she'll have like latex yellow knee-high boots in her car i like really have those and it's like how did those get here you should have seen her yesterday like going through and like showing ari the clothes and like him like telling her like no get rid of that get rid of

that get rid of that and she'll make an excuse for anything that you should have it would have been done so well for you to make an actual video out of that because it was it's so funny the things that she'll hold on to like literally there was like a full in and out workers costume and she's like i'm gonna need that oh yeah there are so many things that she was like put that in the costume box put that in the costume box because a bitch might need to turn around and be a slutty playboy cowgirl for no fucking reason but then like the soap and loofah costume she's like i need that that that. That is coming with us. She bought that years ago. Hasn't even touched it. Has never put it on,

I don't think. Well, she's always like, I just don't have closet space. Like, nothing holds on my clothes. The clothes in question are like literally like a traffic cone that's a dress.

No, I actually got rid of everything I own yesterday. It's like 25 boxes. I'm really proud of you. I forget who, like, said that to me one time, but someone said, like, the phrase, like, travel light through life or something. And after that, I was like, I'm really proud of you. I forget who, like, said that to me one time, but someone said, like, the phrase, like,

travel light through life or something. And after that, I was like, I'm throwing everything away all the time. And I do, like, literally probably twice a week, I'll donate, like, half my closet. Yeah, I've never ever done that. And we're about to send everything to Goodwill. And I'm just, like, so excited to, like, just. It makes you feel so good, though, because it's almost like. I know last night, all the makeup, Kaylee is taking it to a women's shelter today.

Oh, that's really nice. I'm so excited. It was also funny, like, running into, like, guys' clothes. We're like, what guy did you hook up with that this belonged to? Oh, that's like a cute little, like, memory box. Like, this one's from him, this one's from him. We were literally, last night we just kept holding up random boxes of wreaths trying to guess who they were. Whose they were.

Oh my god, do you guys think? There were some rickety ones in there, too. I was like, ooh, I don't want to know who this was. Oh my God. Do you guys. There were some rickety ones in there too. I was like ooh. Little like skim marks. I don't want to know who this was. Oh God. Yeah. What kind of underwear

do you wear? Me? Yeah. Do you mean like what? Like I wear boxer briefs and then. I feel like that's the only acceptable answer.

Ethica. Calvin Klein. Tommy Hilfiger has some good ones. What kind does Ty wear? Boxers. I'm like you don't know by now, whore? I do.

But yeah, boxer briefs are just the best way to go. I've never understood. I mean, like, unless I'm on, like, OnlyFans, like, shooting in, like, some briefs and, like, you know, hiking them up my ass or something. But, like. Do you, like, hike it up your butt? Like, you show the bottom part of your butt? You don't, like, take them down?

I'll do both. And also, like, you can see my full ass on my only fans your asshole. No, no my asshole What the fuck or maybe you can I don't know subscribe and find out Would you have what would be your cost or your price for showing your asshole on only fans? Like to everyone or just like to one person one person like a loyal fan How's it if it's just a one fan a couple thousand if it's just to one person a couple thousand i'm like 50 bucks if it's to one person like shit and like also i'm literally out here to feel something like i love things like makes you feel closer to people but yeah i feel like i don't know if it's

just to one person then it's like not a biggie it's like whatever but if it's like everyone like if it's like like a sex tape, like that's a whole different story. How much would you, like for a sex tape, how much money would you take? Five bucks. I want to do it so goddamn bad. There are certain people that I would pay to make a sex tape with me, you know? Oh, that's valid. Oh, yeah.

That's very valid. Who? Names. Names. My new love of my life, you guys know. Our really good friend DJ passed away this week, and I'm just like not a person, I think, from it. So I'm sorry, canceled listeners.

I have been ever so literally spiraling. It has been rough and tough. It's been a really hard week. I think for everyone in LA, DJ was just like everyone's friend. He was just perfect. I'm so sad about it so I really don't think I'm like a human this week but obviously we want to give you an episode and whatever but I feel like a lot of like times when people pass away it's like I don't want to say it's not shocking but it's like more of an understandable situation but we

all were just with him in Vegas like an after party yeah it was very out of nowhere like you know and it was just like a very tragic accident and it was just like every i feel like everyone in l.a is like really up from it because he was like everyone's bad and so funny absolutely i also yeah there's definitely been like a dark cloud over like everyone like like right around yeah and i think it's it's just weird I can't imagine doing anything without DJ like ever like even just like here

we'd be like let's smoke after yeah or even like while we're moving like he'd find a way to like come stop by and like and like help out

and oh just smoke like I never I literally never want to smoke again he was always my person like we were just talking I was talking about

all these memories with him like the other day with a friend where like we'd be like shopping and shit like during Christmas time and he would just like pull up and help us do day with a friend where like, we'd be like shopping and shit, like during Christmas time. And he would just like pull up and help us.

Do you remember that? We're like Christmas shopping. He was like carrying the bags backwards. Like even Coachella is going to be like, so fucking weird without DJ there with Charlie and that. And Charlie Jordan, it was Charlie Jordan's like real best friend too. So I think that's,

I just feel so sad for her. Everyone would always say like dj is to charlie what like ari is to me kind of like they have very similar energy yeah and it's just like all week i keep looking at ari and i'm like i can't imagine like how that would be going on do you know charlie's never ever played a show without dj there i know it makes me sick for her i like i saw her story yesterday though and i will say that like i like the way that she's saying like i'm gonna channel his energy and like trying to be positive like the way that he was i saw that i was like oh my gosh it's so cute she's so sweet and it of course it's so sad and it's such a

terrible horrible thing that happened but it's like you do have all these like like amazing memories with him and like you can account for like a million times that you were like had the best time absolutely and stuff so it's like 100 of course be grateful for that yeah i was going to my camera roll yesterday trying to find like old videos or pictures with him and i couldn't find any but i'm like i have literally a million like memories with him because of the fact that like i'm not the type to like really like all record things you know like we're having fun but like sometimes when i'm just like living in the moment like i don't care to you know and i feel like i was like if i can't find anything with him that means i'm literally just like living in the moment so hard with him and just having so much fun he was just

always doing something like walking around like 15 louis vuitton bags like throwing them and like or like any like at tana con i honestly remember like shit was going to shit and it was like obviously um and it was like michael weist kind of like i don't it obviously wasn't like just his fault it was like my fault as well but i'm saying like like everyone was like, yo, like fuck Michael, you know? And you know, Michael was like riding around on the Segway. I remember at one point DJ was like, get the fuck off that Segway and go do something. And then got on the Segway. And DJ was just like roaming around on the Segway, like trying to like actually help.

He was more helpful than fucking Michael himself. We were in the parking lot. And this is such a funny video of him like in the parking lot going over a speed bump and like jumping. I saw Isabella posted it. Yeah, I was like, holy shit. He was just always so fucking funny and oh my God, I can't, I can't even. I've just been down atrocious, literally. Everyone's been spiraling, I think.

It's weird. It's super weird and like, I don't even know. We dedicate this episode to you, DJ. We really do in life and every back whatever and oh i want to spiral i'm so sad i'm sorry no i know it's awful but yeah so if this episode i've been um utterly awful to watch it's because i feel utterly awful but you're right though like charlie's energy towards it one thing that i will say is like because that's the thing is like dj brought so many people together so there are so many people and I'm sure you feel the same way.

Like bad Bella, bad Zach, Mikey Tua, like Hannah Ehrman, like all these people just hitting me up and everyone's kind of like, but like, I'm going to live for him. And like,

he wouldn't want that because he was just like, DJ would be sick to think all these people were so sad. That's so true. And it's, I mean, it's the same way if like it happened to one of us, like I would never want to know that my friends are like, like stop having fun,

stop enjoying, you know what I mean? Yeah. Cause like you want to see your us, like I would never want to know that my friends are like, like stop having fun, stop enjoying, you know what I mean? Yeah. Cause like you want to see your friends like happy and thriving and like just doing their thing and living their best life. So yeah, 100%. So anyways,

FaceTune fails. Am I right? I know. Sorry. It does feel like we've just kind of talked about like the most stupid shit ever this episode, but no, I know.

I know. I mean, well the other, the last episode we did with Mike made me happy to sometimes have some like substance in an episode. I know. So we just tried to make sure this one had none at all. Yeah. We're like, so how do you shave your asshole? Fifty five minutes. I think talking about like hair removal is like I love talking about hair removal.

I don't know. I know. I talked about it on TikTok. I think it's so interesting. Me too. That could be a niche for you, right? I was going to make a TikTok the other day and be like, why the fuck does no one talk about hair removal?

I need to know. How do y'all get your body hair off? And I'm not talking about your legs. I'm talking about your Gucci Coochie. We should all get lasered. But my problem is what if- I would love lasered. What I'm worried about is what if in a few years,

something comes over me and I want to have a big bush I really hope that doesn't come over you you never know I mean I kind of understand not bushy bush scofield I think she's calling you that at some point there's one bush scofield um what you remember in Miami when we were watching porn and then I decided I was gonna call you oh she got convinced

that I had a she did have a bush I literally had a bush so then she was projecting I was projecting my bush onto Brooke like honestly

some people like a bush though like that how do you prefer a dick like do you prefer like a completely clean shave do you prefer to be honest I don't think I ever

even noticed that I agree really ever unless it's like damn unless you have like a straight up like like where is it situation but like what where is it like where is the dick

it's like tangled I will say hairy balls don't hit cause I be sucking balls like someone. Because I be sucking balls. Someone clip that. I be sucking balls. Let the people know. Well, yeah, you don't want to get a ball hair stuck in your teeth. Fucking disgusting.

Has that ever happened to you? I'll be honest. It's happened to me. I also, not that I can immediately recall. We know, Dan. No, but I'll be honest, it's happened to me. I also... Not that I can immediately recall. So... We know, Dan. No, but I just mean, like, so, like... Like, just put the pieces together of what I'm trying to say, you know?

Who's, like, the most cleanest ass you've ever eaten? With names. Name names. Name names. They're, like, shaking, too. Say it ain't so. I don't know. I actually really don't know.

Do you eat ass Amari? Yeah. Okay. Hashtag team eat ass. Remember when that like first started? What team eat ass? Yeah team eat ass. It's like do you eat ass?

Like when it finally got talked about like eating ass. Is it bad that I look down on people who don't? Well that's the thing it's like people. If a guy won't eat my ass like you don't like me if you don't if you don't want to suck my toes you don't like me you're a little questionable okay you're miss hygiene queen over here I know I'm like maybe she does need the ball hairs in her teeth so that she'll floss

um I'm just kidding that one was so mean but you know how like DJ Khaled for example said like he like tried to like boast that he doesn't eat his wife's vagina. Yeah. Which that was, that was crazy. Like that was crazy.

And it's like, that's not a flex. I feel that same way about people who are like, I don't eat ass. You need to be eating pussy. Right. But also imagine. DJ Khaled's my biggest dick. Oh no. I used to.

Okay. That's Brooke and I always, that's mine and Brooke's like thing. Honest to God. Those being like what would it take for you to fuck DJ Khaled like we'll compare anybody to DJ Khaled

okay so confession when I was in high school I like had DJ Khaled on Snapchat he had like a public Snapchat you could like send in snaps to and like it was when he was first becoming a thing

and um wait you feel like what what are DJ Khaled's phrases um like major key alert yeah like no he this is like

also he would like film his lions in his yard he'd be like lion like on Snapchat and I'm like, major key alert! Also, he would film his lions in his yard and be like, lion! On Snapchat. And I was like, this guy is so fucking annoying. I would hate watch him. And I would send him snaps and be like, fuck you, you're so fucking annoying. I hate you, I hate you, and just send them to him.

You sent DJ Khaled hate mail. Fully, fully, all the time on Snapchat in high school. Did it help you? What? Did it make you feel good? Honestly, like it gave me something. It gave me something.

I was like, you never know if he's going to fucking open it. Obviously he didn't, but like major key alert. If it does something for you. No, and then how full circle this is, the VMAs. We go on the carpet because we were like doing the MTV stuff. And the person that walks behind me like the person following me

was DJ Khaled and I was like ahhh ahhh why I was like why oh my god I forgot that he was like

a very normal like nice individual at that VMAs so now I feel bad for the slander I didn't even speak to him but I was just like oh my god like

I really don't feel like he's that bad like that one Justin Bieber video I feel like he looks pretty good. It's not his looks. I'm not coming for his looks. I'm genuinely coming for his demeanor. But then again, I'm like, I hate his online presence. Justice for DJ Khaled's wife.

Look at my online presence. I'm like, I hate the way he acts on the internet. Tiana, what? Tiana, you have no room. No room. DJ Khaled, I honestly just want to take this moment to apologize to DJ Khaled. He's my favorite DJ. True story.

Okay, now back to the slander. Is DJ Khaled anyone's favorite DJ? Is he a DJ for real? I thought that was a joke. I think he's like a producer type thing. I don't even know because you hear like, Major Key Alert before you like, Ew.

What's the other thing he says? What's like DJ Khaled? There's like a number one phrase of his. I don't know. I don't really listen to him. I have to know. It's eating me alive. One second.

We got London on the track. Another one. Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. He's like, I'm making another fucking banger. I'm like, no, babe, that's Drake. Oh my God. Maybe I want to have my sex tape with Drake.

I thought you were going to say DJ Khaled. No. Imagine I just dropped a sex tape with DJ Khaled. That would break the internet. I'm just eating his pussy. What? I don't know. What?

I don't know. His bushy? His bushy. Also, like, okay, him, like, he's saying he doesn't eat out his wife. Like, would you want all that facial hair all up in your gush? If I'm married to you and you don't eat me out, you're weird. How did they get as far as to be married

with that being such a blaring? Some people don't like, like, some girls don't like it. Like, who? Yeah. That's honestly scary to me. Like, I don't know. I mean, I guess if you don't like it, fine.

But if you're like, I don't eat that bitch's pussy and that's, like, your wife. Yeah. Like, cheat, babe. I guess if you don't like it fine but if you're like I'll eat that bitch's pussy and that's like your wife like and yeah like cheat babe don't cheat don't cheat no cheating she doesn't cheat either she's just kidding she's never cheated in her

entire life what the fuck why would she do that I cheated my way through college did that in high school didn't even get a degree one time in high school I took um so I had APats my senior year. And basically, I had first period. There were student aides that were literally just student aides. But they would find the test keys, and they would send it to AP Stats group chats.

So we had the answers. Or you could find the test online sometimes if you knew the chapter, that kind of stuff. And it would be like, AP Stats is very in-depth. It's very like, this sentence has points, this sentence has points, this sentence is points so you need to find like the exact way to do these things and we had graphing calculators and whenever we would take like multiple choice exams like i'd have like oh would you just type it into your calculator yes but they had like like they would check ti 84 yes but they would check like calculators to make sure people were doing that so i developed my own code it's a hundred dollars that was like like obviously like you can't write like answer a b like c d blah blah whatever like i developed my

own code like 12 means this like 52 means this like i developed my own code so when i my graphing calculator got checked didn't matter and then so ap stats we are finals and midterms are graded on a curve and everyone in the group chat was like oh um let's just get a couple wrong so we don't look too sus and i was like did you get 100% on purpose oh i was like i don't give a fuck about y'all i'll fuck up the curve i just want a good grade i got 134 and i did not care straight everyone was so pissed and like i never came to class either like i was good at stats like it was one of those like i just excelled in so i was like i don't have to go. It's first period. And also it's an AP class.

Like, fuck that. You know, that's the only class I didn't finish in college. If I had just taken stats, I would have graduated. It's actually like, it's kind of fun. It's just so tedious. So then,

I just wouldn't come to class. I was like, fuck this. It's first period. Like, I'll be there in second. And it was like a joke. Like, is Mari still in this class? It's like, and then one day,

my, we were taking a test and my alarm goes off like mid-class period. I was like, sorry, everyone. I wasn't planning on coming to class today, but here I am. But yeah, fucked up the curve for everyone. Everyone was so upset.

And if you are in high school, do not fuck up the curve for your fellow friends. Your what? My fill-in this year. Hey, girl. Hey, y'all. She just called in a... It's me. She just phoned a friend

Is this even allowed? Wait while you're like Will you make yourself You still get me But how funny is that Like honestly I thought It was a fun joke And then no one laughed

I just like me just getting up Saying absolutely nothing And like a villain comes in Was it just Did the bit not hit You thought you ate I thought I ate I thought I fucking ate

Wait so Let's have a combo Wait so Coachella You City Girls What's gonna happen? so Coachella, you, City Girls, what's going to happen? Brooke has reserved me for the City Girls performance because... I reserved Ty for bedtime. And me for City Girls. I've actually never seen them in person.

I've never seen them, obviously. I don't know. I feel like I've never... Wait, it's important to note, this is Ari's first Coachella. Yeah. I've never been to Coachella. Never experienced all the bullshit. Wow.

The help. I feel like Ari literally is a city girl. Absolutely. We were just somewhere, and I think they were there, and I just remember him being like, JT is here! JT! No, I remember in Fashion Week, something, something, something, something, we didn't go to this party, and I found out after that they were there

and I honestly hated my life and I've never seen them in LA I feel like they don't go out I feel like they're a myth no they're not real but they got kids like JT don't but Karisha got kids the voice too the voice Karisha got kids

like you are saucy Santana during fashion week I posted a photo cause we were in New York and I said I'm a motherfucking city girl The voice too, the voice. I mean, she got key. Like, you are saucy Santana. During Fashion Week, I posted a photo because we were in New York, and I said I'm a motherfucking city girl. You remember? Yeah, and she got hate because it was right in front of the- I didn't realize behind me was the lights. And it was 9-11. Of the 9-11.

It was where the towers were. And it was 9-11. But it was so inappropriate, though. Like, why would I say- I just didn't even realize that's what was behind me. So It was so inappropriate, though. Why would I say? I just didn't even realize that's what was behind me. So I was like, oh, my God. I would have rather had a face to fail. And I was like, why do people hate me so much?

And literally, I was like, oh, my God. That's why. Oh, my God. I'm a motherfucking city girl. In front of literally the Twin Towers lights, I said, I'm a motherfucking city girl. I was like, I have to delete my Instagram. That was right before Tanner got swung on. Wait, I have a question.

So you were talking about how you feel like the city girls just aren't real. Like they're just so elusive. What's like a celebrity you feel like is elusive? Like you just don't see them anywhere but you would die

to just see them in the flesh. Hailey Bieber. I have seen her. Wait, she'd be out though I feel like. Yeah, she's outside. I feel like the one person that is so untouchable.

We're all talking like city girls but it's like, yeah, she's outside. No, she'd be outside. She outside she got kids but like, you know, she got a hailey bieber's stroke Do we ever talk about that? She had a what she had stroke like symptoms. Oh my poor girl, but I'm Okay, cuz I would have lost it Question who's your guys's like favorite like mo like Who are you guys most excited to see at Coachella? And I heard that people don't even be seeing people. They just be at parties.

I have to see. Kind of. Sometimes, honestly, the most fun Coachellas are the ones where you don't really care for the lineup that much because then it's not pressure. I have to be here at this time. I have to be here at this time. I get stressed. I love having-

Our friend group? Yeah. If you want to see someone at five something. Eminem. One time I went and saw completely by myself. He was headlining

and I went by myself to go see him. I did that one for Sia because Isabella was like I have to see Major Lazer and I'm like I want to see. Major Lazer is.

Oh Sia's lit. I'm excited to see Harry Styles. I am excited. I've never seen him live. Boohoo twin. Oh, my God. That's the first time I've seen him.

He's kind of one who's, like, kind of elusive. I feel like, like, Rihanna. Like, well, obviously, she goes to, like, her beauty stuff and she'd be out in New York or, like, Beyonce. Oh, my God.

Like, obviously, I saw Beyonce at Coachella, but imagine just, like, seeing Beyonce in passing. I don't think she's ever, like... I don't think she passes. I think she... Exactly.

Exactly. She's so elusive. She's up in some type of jet in some type of island. She's not worried about us peasants. Yes Imagine like be like at an award show like I remember the first time I saw Kylie Jenner in person It was was that to be amazed. She walked like right in front of me and I was just like I told you guy texted them, and I said Kylie's going to be sitting right next to you. And Brooke sat us right next to her. And then Tana and her said a few words together, and this was three days after I moved to LA,

and I was just like. I don't remember this at all. She was seated at 301, and you guys were at 320. Yeah. We sat at 320 the other day. But 320 is actually right next to 301. I look like a sick kid that you brought brought to the canceled set to like check it out. I look like the like.

This is your podcast. I don't know. You own this shit. Not today. Today it is y'all's podcast. Today it is the people's podcast. Is everyone doing all right? No.

Thank you guys for watching Canceled. If you want to. What? Wait, what did you say? Thank you guys so much for tuning in If you want to What? Wait what did you say? Thank you guys so much For tuning in today Um Tana's spiraling

Ari You'll see him after His first Coachella And Amari is About to be broken up with Because I'm gonna steal His boyfriend We love you guys

Oh so much We love you guys so much Thank you for tuning in To this episode Sorry that I was A little off But we all have off days and off weeks and it's okay to go through things.

And I think that we are just trying right now to really take that consistency thing and just fuck it in the asshole. So I'm showing up no matter what I'm going through or not. Next week, we will be with Bells On. And even though this is the last episode you guys will see before Coachella, I feel like next week,

next week though when we like shoot, it'll be like days before. And then we're just going to have so much to say. And I'm really excited. And I also really need to get this glass out of my neck. Yes, Sarah. I know you need to get Moderma. Okay.

Love you guys. Tanimoja is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production.