Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 28: Episode 28: A Formal Apology From Us

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

In this episode Tana and Brooke discuss the Dave Portnoy incident, Joe moving on, Tinx's cancellation, Coachella and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Welcome back to another episode of the canceled podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and genitals. Amari always says that. Ladies and genitals. Hey, guys. How are you gorgeous, gorgeous girls and gorgeous, gorgeous people watching this podcast today? I hope you are having a gorgeous, gorgeous day. I know we are.

Brooke and I were just, we're both spiraling a little. She's maximum spiral i'm i'm i'm i'm maxed it out honestly spiraling but i've always said that our best podcasts are when we're like a little it's true that's a little spunk yeah i've been with tana for one hour and i've already cried like seven times i just want to say it's not because of me no no no sounds like i made you cry seven times like Not this week. Yeah. Should we just start talking about that? Like immediately?

Your spiral? Or should we? Yeah, I don't know why. I thought that'd be a good idea. I'm just emotional. I've had an emotional, even like before anything happened. Like I saw you only like a week ago or not even. And I was just sobbing for no, like over the Lila stuff.

Just sobbing. She's sitting in my kitchen. And don't get me wrong. It's a very touching story. It's the most story but it happened like four years four years ago basically lila our friend she came up with her name because she met gg gorgeous outside of delilah and she was like i'm lila yeah like in the beginning of lila's transition she like she obviously like looked up to gg gorgeous so much and like literally would stalk her like go find her like where she was gonna be and she met her outside of delilah and then lila just named herself delilah because of or named herself lila because of that and i don't know why i think

it's so cute are you gonna cry again no i'm i'm fresh out no i'm like no tears left to cry brooke was ever so literally sitting at that kitchen island this week so and i mean sobbing like because it's such a cute story there's like i mean because now they're really close friends and like just how far lila's come it's so cute it is beautiful how far lila's come i can't even deal with her i know she um she's been so funny this week she's the funniest person yeah her i mean well we always i don't know i don't want this to come across as like talking shit because that's not how i mean it but we always say that if you ever tell lila about a man like oh like oh i really like this guy like he's a big dick or like he's great like she's not like taking that as like oh my god that's so good for you she's taking it as like a suggestion yes like we just we just gave

her an idea yeah she's like oh my great i'm on my way to his dms i'm sending him a video on my pussy i know i just had i literally a friend of mine was like this guy just messaged me about like slid up on my story view he says you're so hot and he's like six nine like basketball players so hot and she's like who i'm like does it matter yeah so at first it was like a bit where it's like oh we're not gonna tell lila about the guy but it's actually gotten to the point where no one will tell lila about the guys no names yeah last night she's in miami right now and last night she was dming joey at like 1am like hi what are you doing i couldn't even i she's yeah she's been on a she's been on a roll lately um but i love it

it's lila i don't really care but um what was i gonna say i don't know i really have to shit and it's hindering my okay you can't just say that but like so badly and it's like really no i'm going to be clenching for the duration of this canceled what do you call it turtle shelling yeah but i feel like my shit would be water right now okay i'm actually really sorry i'm so sorry apology with tears now no don't we like owe them an apology or something aren't they mad at us oh my god I completely forgot about that I mean it's read the title it happens okay so we were not trying to normalize incest and I'm sorry for laughing that's just not a real sentence I do get how it came across that way but like first of all Stella Berry's cousin is not her blood cousin yes

and so we knew that going into the podcast that the cousin thing is not it's not a real cousin and don't get me wrong I guess even like I now understand that cosplaying as cousins I get where it's a little creepy and weird and like I feel like that that whole episode is probably really abrasive to a lot of like regular people 100% I think like i feel like that that whole episode is probably really abrasive to a lot of like regular people 100 but like i feel like we have such a like hyper sexualized like group and stuff that we almost are like oh my god yeah haha like that's so funny so true and obviously we were saying this today too it's like when you have on like a shocking guest you want to make them feel comfortable yeah what if what if what if she sat here with us and we were like

ew you weird bitch like but i completely like understand that but i do i a little less i do admire how like open she is it's not like i like disagree i like i stand by what i'm saying i mean just maybe like but don't fuck your real cousins like for sure and maybe just maybe cosplaying even as a cousin is wrong like i i do get that i guess it it teeters a fine line because it's just kind of if you know that's what is most successful online and your end goal is to make money then you're going to say is like the number one category is like step sister step brother so it's like and that's something that's somehow acceptable i guess like clickbait is like i mean it's the number one porn category like in

the world so it's obviously acceptable to an extent so i guess it was just kind of looking at it like in that genre that like you know yeah but uh yeah we're sorry about that we won't well you know our next guest will be like a priest teacher like why would we have a teacher uncanceled so we actually haven't done a podcast like the the two of us, in a minute. I know. And we have so much to talk about. I see in the little corner we have the Coachella recap. Well, yeah. So here's the thing. Obviously, we are going to delve into Coachella a little bit. I'm not going to lie.

My Coachella was like mundane almost, I would say. Like this was like the first Coachella where I was like, oh, I'm old. Like my bones hurt. I feel 40. I want to go home early. Like, you know, I was just spiraling this Coachella where I was like, oh, I'm old. Like my bones hurt. I feel 40. I want to go home early. Like, yeah, you know, I was just spiraling this Coachella. I was not. She took a video of me like day one.

Stomp, stomp, stomp. She was so angry. It was the funniest thing. I was just pissed at the fucking world. And I was like stomping FIFO, fuming around Coachella. But I thought instead of us recapping it immediately, there is this girl. And I always call her two girls. And I know because she says does such a good job of playing both parts. But it's one girl who like does like these little parodies of like us. Yeah. And she did a parody of what our Coachella recap would look like. And I just feel like we need to

play it and react. And it's so funny funny hello and welcome back to another episode of the canceled podcast i'm so geeked to talk about it was so good this year so brooke and i were like together this weekend but we like split up for part of coachella so we have our own stories to tell so we're gonna like like i'm really excited to share like what happened after Because it was just crazy like wild Me so much so much lots of good luck this year surprised Ashley with Amari's presents Day two we went with my ex Chris miles we went Diablo in Diablo. And we went with Ethan from Shameless. I don't think I saw you that day.

I love Ethan. We love Ethan. But like, she's my brother and hooking up with him would be prison. We can't do that. Straight up prison. But I love when he buys drinks. Yeah, we can't do that. I do love when he buys us drinks.

Ooh, that Shameless coin, baby. I do love that. Don't forget to mention how you got Chris to meet up with us. So out of pocket. I had to use the lyft app My ex Chris miles jail jail But it's fine But to be fair it was it was fun. It was not as toxic as usual Yeah, I was surprisingly a lot less toxic than it usually is I'm so proud of you Tana

Yeah, it was all fine until we saw you know who. Name names, name names. Liquid IV helps me jumpstart my day, clear my head space and give me energy. When you push your body too hard or just feel run down, wow, I felt run down after Coachella, am I right? Yeah. It's extremely important to stay hydrated.

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I thought I ate. I thought I ate until I puked everywhere in my vintage Dior. In my vintage prison. Straight jail. Straight jail. So I save this for the podcast, but you probably saw it on my Instagram story. But of course, I was wearing Drew, like a cute little jacket, pants set with like a little bikini underneath it.

And I was wearing it but i wore it on the day after like i didn't wear it when i saw justin like i was standing right behind justin during billy i was so mad that i didn't see him wearing the set like i wanted to be wearing i can't believe this that would have been like so cute i love it but did you see hayleyiley Bieber's outfit? Like, just wearing jeans and a white shirt, and here I am in my miscrusty vintage Dior. Tana, no.

Oh, Tana. Like, we were together a lot of Coachella, but the part where we split up, I was finessing that billionaire. You know what I'm talking about? That's what you were doing? Was it... Yeah.

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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Stop. Yeah. Like, we were in an Uber, like, fully. Like, Diablo, Chris. Like, we were fully in an Uber. But the other rapper was texting me while we were in an Uber, like, fully. Like, Diablo, Chris. Like, we were fully in an Uber. But the other rapper was texting me while we were in the Uber. He was like,

That is true! I think she has an inside source. Oh. And he was, like, texting me, like, Come to South Dakota. Like, I can, like, fly you to South Dakota. Like, just come to South Dakota. I just made up with Chris Miles. he just deleted the Netflix like the Joey Netflix

profile so like we were on good terms at that point of course in toxic Tana fashion I text him back in front of Chris for watching cancelled see you guys next time bye that is so upsetting in so many different ways like first of all

it's sad because it's so alarmingly accurate every single thing she said is something i would have said just now what the problem is she literally quoted my vlog and my vlog wasn't even out yet like that's everything i said that's everything i said and that happened in my vlog and she's so spot on like i feel like she's so right like every time you say something like i just repeat you and then but like the voice difference too for you she's like hi i'm broke and me it's like i know the mannerisms of like me doing that it's and like the so awful so it's crazy i really want to like after seeing those obviously it's amazing but it's like fuck we need to be less predictable i know it's really yeah i'm like prison prison like i really don't even have the desire to talk

about coach i laughed that because I know what are we gonna say she already told you everything that happened I'm sad I'm like but Ethan wasn't there I'm like but he is hot and that may be the only thing like she said she got wrong like the Drew house set everything about it and I hadn't even posted my video yet so she's like oh my gosh and I've got to stop with all that I'm serious Brooke took his jet home though I had to but I just love that someone's doing something right you know what I mean who else was on that plane it was me my baby um that was it oh wow we're definitely gonna have to bleep a couple names there but uh that's crazy oh yeah it was well tana booked a bus home for like three days after coachella ended i have such

a problem with that because she just wanted to like lay in bed and like rot but like i was awake and it's like what am i gonna do and then Palm Springs like bouncing back really easily again like I just there was no easy bounce back but I woke up that morning and I called him and I said let me on the plane and he did thank god honestly that's fair we literally did not leave like Coachella ends on Sunday we didn't leave till like Tuesday night and and I knew you guys had to stop probably 30 times on the way home. Canes, Del Taco, a gas station, side of the road, windmill, cute picture,

smoking. So scary. And I just know that like literally the same machine gun Kelly song just played on a loop the entire way home. Could not be me. I was like laying in my nice cold bed, watching you guys on the bus. I was like, I know.

I just, I mean, for days after Coachella, I had shin splints. I couldn't move. Oh no. I just mean like ever so literally I it was sad to me this year almost it was like I feel 40 I've done this so many times it's so

physically demanding it's so so oh my god it's just so hot you're so hung over the next day like and it's amazing how much you age in like three years of sitting on your couch it's so true I think that's usually there's like the year preparation for coachella but by this time i was like i i might as well have kids like i feel like a grandmother i know i used to think like i'm gonna start going them every weekend or both weekends every year i was always like that would be so fun and like that is i would have died purgatory and i've always gone both years and this year i like wanted to i had a whole like brand deal set up and like could have really had a great weekend and i was just like i I physically I feel like had I known then I probably would have taken it easier the first weekend and like kind of divided it but I just like wanted to see everybody either like I

still had the best time ever like literally doja cat fucking knock me out I'm not even kidding I love her so oh my god it was so good over Billy it was it was definitely great I just like that might be my last Coachella forever I think until I have like kids. I don't think it'll be my last Coachella but I definitely feel differently about Coachella now than I did like years ago. It used to be so exciting to me. And it was so cute seeing all the like

younger TikTokers at their like first Coachella. Yeah. And I was just like I would do anything for that feeling. Well to be like 19, 20 and going to Coachella like that that was like the best feeling in the world. And I will say like, I mean, they're having a different experience, but the first few years that I went to Coachella, I was going GA. And so. Yeah, they're just immediately going artist.

Yeah, but it's almost like the experience you like, that sounds dumb to say, but it is like, I feel like it's more fun and exciting if you're in GA because it's like you're actually like, it's just music, music, music. Like immersed. And you're not just like at the VIP bar with like but these kids are just so famous now they like can't even do that like I remember being in GA and it was like it was so so dope um it's funny because all these young TikTokers especially girls I met like three different young TikTok girls they came up to me and they were like look at my monk shirt I got arrested yesterday I felt like you oh my god like hella hella hella apparently i know there were there's like little secret people all over

coachella over chris miles being like the psychopath that he is could like notice if anyone was like a narc because all the like sorry why am i saying narc like relax but like um the cops at coachella are like dressed as if they're at Coachella they're all undercover they've got like a flower crown no I swear to god the person who arrested me ever so literally dead ass had a flower crown on I'll never forget it I'll never forget it like last officer flower crown energy and Chris would like point at someone with like a camel back on and be like that's a cop five minutes later badge out arresting someone I was like how do you know this like you're insane for that it was just so funny to see. But yeah, all these little girls were getting arrested and telling me that I inspired them

to do so. Aw, what a beautiful story. Seriously, I'm such a philanthropist, humanitarian inspiration to all. Who was your favorite set you saw? Definitely Billie. Really? I just love her so much. I thought it was amazing.

I love her so much too, but she wasn't my favorite. I love her so much, but like Doja Cat, Megan Thee Stallion. Definitely Billie. I was just kind of, out of all the other sets, I was like, but Billie, I was like, that's why I have shin splints. Because I was like, ever since I really slept. I have to stop saying ever since. I should say Phineas.

Did you get to see? I didn't see Phineas. Oh my God. It was so good. I was like, I wish he was like a later set too, because he was so brilliant. I am not making nobody's 4 p.m., 5 p.m. Oh, we knew. Tana wasn't even awake by the time we got to Phineas.

The sun was still out. One of the days of Coachella, I think you got there, what, 9 p.m.? Like 9.30. I remember you had been at Coachella all day. Imagine spending thousands of dollars and then showing up to the festival at 9 p.m. It's so... But I'm not going to lie to you.

I wouldn't do it any other way. I hate the sun. I hate being hot. I hate walking for miles and being in agonizing pain by like 7 p.m. Like I love the idea of like showing up at 9, going right in, beating the rush, seeing the headliners, going to the after parties, like waking up. Oh, I love it. I hate to say I'm just not I'm not a day girl. I think I hate the sun in general. OK. You know, I don't know. But I like I've never want to hold you guys back. You know, I'm i'll meet you there oh yeah i was up and adam yeah i was waking up getting ready immediately yeah you were killing it i'm definitely just a

nighttime person so that's like how i mean saturday was a little egregious am i using that word right or is it like those girls i don't know how to use that word people always tag me in tiktoks like girl uses no one girl like literally i'm not kidding she's dm me probably 50 times like novels about how you're misusing the word resonate and it's like something about how like unless something's like affecting your like vibration something something but she's so passionate about it like something can't resonate with you like you resonate with something or like something like that i don't know evoker suggest images memories and emotions i don't even like maybe i am using that wrong i yeah i should stop doing that but i really just be swinging sometimes at the hit sometimes it's a miss i don't honestly

a lot of times you probably use words completely out of context but since i don't know how to use them right i'm like wow that's the goal just surround yourself with a bunch of people at a similar level intelligence with you and just rock with it so um i don't know that's really i mean i guess one thing that i wanted to talk about because i think it's a really interesting debate and i'm going to teeter on um talking about this correctly because i've definitely gotten into some scandals before reviewing coachella outfits i'm very sorry for anything i've ever said reviewing anyone's outfit by the way i just for some reason i thought i was like Tyra Banks and I could like hand out the photos and like tell, I don't know why. Like you can't wear IMG and then be telling like Rita Ora, she looks bad at like the Grammys.

Like shut up. Yeah, that's pretty tough. I mean, obviously we were just getting views at the time, so we kept doing it. But like. You wouldn't, you're not going to do a video like that this year? I will never. Me pretending you would post on youtube ever absolutely no but i would just never review fashion again um but there was such a big debate this year because it's like all the a-list celebrities went like kylie went in a leather jacket yeah like so low-key it's

almost i feel like it's like the more all out you go like it's like almost embarrassing now because it's like because now it looks like you're just like trying so hard well i still like the more all out you go, like it's like almost embarrassing now. Cause it's like, cause now it looks like you're just like trying so hard. Well, I still like the idea of like, cause it's like, when else are you going to wear crazy outfits like that? I agree. I think everyone should just do whatever they feel.

Like I, I vibe with the costumey thing, but I did like, if I ever go to a Coachella again, now that I've seen Haley Bieber there, this video that that girl, like it's, I don't even know why I'm talking,

but like in a leather jacket and a white tank top and jeans like all of a sudden i'm in a leather jacket white tank like it's cool it's like too cool for school and it's a dope energy like it's like you know what i mean but at the same time like i love looking at crazy looks and fashion like lauren giraldo killed it this year she did there were some good ones who else your new bestie killed it um but i don't know yeah i i like both energies this year i definitely tried to be more chill than I've ever been. Like, no assless chaps. Justin Bieber was standing directly in front of me in a straw hat and a barefoot dreams blanket. I would have passed out.

He was literally as far away from me as you are right now. He was so close. And I just have all these videos of the back of his head. Him and Hailey, like, cuddling to the songs. I would be smelling the air. Like, I would be feral. Literally, I couldn't control my mind i was like i wanted to take his hat off so bad but i was like i'm gonna get laid out the intrusive

thoughts are crazy i would want to do the whole time i'm like don't do it don't do it don't do it i just saw someone on tiktok at disneyland riding it's a small world and taking off their shoes and dipping their feet into the water on the side they probably got escorted out of the park they do not take that shit lightly at all all, because it's like, people were saying it's all fun and games until, like, your foot gets chopped off by, like, the ride or whatever. But, like, I have such intrusive thoughts like that.

Like, you know my ass next time I'm ever at Disney. Like, anything. You're like, oh, God. Like, I'm going to be shaking on It's a Small World just because I want to, like, dunk my dogs. We should do a Disney trip soon. God, Disneyland is so fun. Bro, I want to go to Disneyland so bad.

Do you watch Anna Paul on TikTok? I love her First of all I love her 10 times more Because I've been watching her on TikTok forever Doing everything Like I just watched her go to Disneyland Now I want to go so bad I'll watch her literally just eat a corn dog

And I'm like I love you But I didn't know I'd always been like oh like She's obviously like Her presence online is like loaded rich Like she spends shit And I'm like damn I wouldn't even do that Like goddamn spends shit. And I'm like, damn, I wouldn't even do that. Like, goddamn, go off me.

And she's like, my first video I saw of her, she was like, I accidentally spent $7,000 on a bag. Yeah, like. Accidentally. Iconic. Iconic. And I never knew like where the money came from. And then someone was like, she's on OnlyFans. And I bought her OnlyFans.

And she is out here. Really? And it's because her TikTok presence is so like. She's so pure and like sweet. I would think she's like, she doesn't smoke. She doesn she doesn't drink she doesn't swear she's so wholesome whatever but she's out here like pouring milk on her like naked body she has the craziest like best body too wow her only fans like made me really feel like shit about mine like for sure all my like iphone clips i was like damn i need to get in the shower with a gallon of milk tomorrow. Okay.

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is proven to deliver key nutrients, including folate, biotin, and vitamin D during pregnancy. Get 25% off when you visit ritual.com slash clinical. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Yeah, she's been like everywhere. They were just in Vegas. She was literally gambling. I can't. But they went to Disneyland. They were trying all the food. And you know i hate roller coasters more than anything yeah which is a weird it's my least favorite thing about you i know and it's like everyone tries to change it and even when i was like with bella she would always be like if you

love me ride this ride and i would do it and i would just be sitting on these rides like it's my favorite thing in the world i i hate it i don't like involuntary movement i don't know it and i just maybe i like the scoliosis i'm old i feel like it hurts every one of my bones like my lashes are like flying i think it's one of those things that you dislike for fun like i think there's certain things that you say you dislike just for fun i hate everyone tells me that they're like you just don't like roller coasters be quirky but like i would rather do anything like in the world than be on a roller coaster i guess that's fair but like you're wrong because it's the best thing in the entire world but the disneyland food i get it you can go to disneyland and still have fun if you don't go on roller coasters there's these like

adult disney like disney adults that i watch on youtube and they try all the like secret little like restaurants in disneyland and show all the like secret little like restaurants in Disneyland and show all the best food in every place and before I went to Disneyland this last time I literally looked it up and found out every little thing and I ordered it all on the app and then I did a little food tour I am dying to go to Disneyland solely because I want to flick up with Mickey and then eat my body weight and shit and then take an hour break I never the problem is I never get hungry enough though at Disney like it i know i would have to be so high or like maybe just like really salad it up all week so that i could just really

thought yeah or like about to start your period yes i've been like inhaling everything but she was eating a fried pickle at disneyland with peanut butter do you know last night i finally because of that tiktok i was like okay i can't go to disneyland it's like 3 a.m like i can you know last night, I finally, because of that TikTok, I was like, okay, I can't go to Disneyland. It's like 3 a.m. Like I can, you know, I can just like have a pickle at home. I had pickles with peanut butter. Life. I've been, maybe I might be pregnant. I might have a tapeworm.

The way I've been eating lately is so. I've always wanted a tapeworm. How do you get one? I really don't know. You're right. That would be, it'd be a great life hack. I'm not going to lie. But I can't stop.

What happens? You just like literally like shut your whole brains out? you just can't stop eating like it's eating your food what like the tapeworm inside of you is like you're eating it and then the tapeworm's eating it so you're always hungry and you can't stop eating but you're like skinny because like that's amazing i think i fully agree but i just i i yesterday i ate and i don't even think i can name it all i made chicken breast covered in hot cheeto that looked delicious it was honestly fucking amazing amazing i have a youtube video making it one of the only things i can make in my entire life dipped in hot queso while i waited for that i had a frozen trader joe's pizza then i had pizza lunchables

with hot cheeto on top of it then I made several different plates of pickles with peanut butter with talky on top of it pretzels with pickle with peanut butter with talky on you know my favorite part about all this is she'll be like my gluten intolerance is acting up like no babe it's because you eat like that no I woke up today and almost literally puked out my own intestines but it's like I can't even act like it's like oh my god like i'm just allergic to like nobody is supposed to eat that toxic waste into your body you're probably radioactive i'm not even joking i know i am i sounds delicious though i love like a good just like eat like your life away

i i had a quarter pounder for breakfast this morning because i was i deserved deserved it. I ate your crust of it and it was literally life changing. It was so good. I love McDonald's. Everyone sleeps on McDonald's. If you say you don't like McDonald's, you're a liar. You know, there's a McDonald's convention. I like saw about it on TikTok. I would do anything.

I would do, that's my type of, that's my type of like festival right there. Oh my God. There was like in Malibu, there was like a food truck festival where like you just went and you tried every like different amazing food i wish we went to that that's all i want to do i wish i could press a button though and like reset my appetite though because i really like i don't have much of an appetite anymore maybe i do need to get pregnant that is literally oh man so talk to me can we can we talk about your spiral now because i'm pissed like i will just like i want to air this motherfucker out. And I'm going to try not to.

No, it's not. I mean, first of all, it's a Joe update, you guys. And I know no one wants to hear about Joe. But they do. They really do. Well, it's like, why are you still talking to Joe? And it's like, I don't know, guys. But I'm not anymore because now he's talking to somebody new.

And he told me last night in a very tasteful and respectful conversation, actually. But a bit egregious. I can't tell you like the physical reaction that my body had. Like I literally just I still feel like I just want to throw up. I just think a lot of the things he was saying were awful. And like it's well, it's I do this thing where i like i go back and forth because i'm like i just want you to be honest with me tell me how it is because it's like what if he was saying like too nice of things and like things he didn't mean then i would be mad at him for that too

yeah and so he's like being on it i mean it was like a very honest conversation basically he was like we just can't do this anymore because it's bad for both of us and i am talking to someone else and then i literally just had a hysterical psychotic episode i mean i just think the way he says things is awful i mean i don't know how much you're trying to share but i think a lot of the sentences that he said he said this is what she's she's talking about i'm feral about this he said it's he's like i i know exactly how you feel i've been i've been in love with somebody who didn't care about me too i was like what i'm not even talking about that and he oh and but he he i mean he immediately he was like oh my god you know that's not what i mean i'm

just saying like blah blah what were you talking about oh how he said i go by the way this this new girl is like i don't even know if i should talk about a new girl because it's like it's not a serious thing he was just like saying like i want to talk to new people i went on a date and he said like i was like he basically he said like i know like i knew with my last girlfriend immediately i knew with the one before that immediately and i never felt that way about you basically to me so i'm like okay and she's out here calling this man polite no no no i know i'm not you know what i'm saying it was just like it was what i needed to hear i need him to tell me like listen i'm never gonna date you and it has to stop but it's i don't think it's going to stop i think he teeters on an idea of like playing games like he'll say this one day

but then in five days he's gonna be like come over and i just like don't fuck with that it's going to stop. I think he teeters on an idea of like playing games. Like he'll say this one day, but then in five days he's going to be like, come over. And I just like, don't fuck with that. It's also hard because it's like, I see Joe out and he, he's under the impression that we're friends. I'm,

you know what I mean? And I like, I, if I just met him like out, like all of his best friends, I love them. Like, you know what I mean?

Like there's nothing wrong with him as a friend. And I hate when I air him out on the podcast and then he sees me and he's like, yo, what the fuck? So I think I should just speak directly to Joe. Joe. What are you doing?

Why? OK, you have to admit, Joe, that you're being manipulative, that you you might be saying one thing, but you're doing another. I have a plan with someone's feelings. I'm not. You're 30. I know. No, sorry. I'm not defending you're 30 i know no sorry i'm not defending him

i like of course i know like that he's in the wrong too but i also like have to take some kind of level of accountability because i over and over again i'll be like it doesn't affect me like we can just be casual we can just hook up and like it's not like i'm okay with that and i'm not okay with that obviously and then i have psychotic episodes every other week where I freak out because he made eye contact with the lunch lady and I know I know in my heart that I'm not okay with it but it's like if I were to say that to him he would stop and I don't want to stop I guess I understand that and I've definitely been in that situation but I do think that you are you're taking too much credit for him I think that he knows exactly what's going on well the real problem here it's like I just honestly feel stupid because it's like if I had just written it out like the last time it ended.

You know what I mean? Like we've had this like little like breakup that's not a breakup 15 times. And like if I had just cried, cried, cried and then just stopped, I wouldn't be here right now. It's like it's my fault. Like, Brooke, you literally keep going over there. Well, I again, I do think like I understand that feeling of like, oh god i'm so dumb i could have just written it out but again like sometimes your heart i can't help it i'm like i just want to go your heart takes over your brain and we were talking about this today too it's when you're fucking someone that you like fuck with and like you you what did you say you

don't want to train someone else and like that's so true well it sucks because i said i'm like i don't want to like sleep with other people because like i know i make it sound like it kind of on the podcast but i really don't hook up with anyone but him with the occasional outlier but like you know what i mean like i don't like hooking up with random people it doesn't mean feel good like i like i get sad and i just don't want to do that like this is not as good of sex i don't have a safe i have a safe zone with somebody that i can i just feel comfortable with and like that was the whole thing i was just don't want to do that. And it's just not as good of sex. I don't have a safe. I have a safe zone with somebody that I just feel comfortable with. And like that was the whole thing. I was like, I just want to do that. And now he cut me off.

Which is so rude. I really think, and I am sorry, but I think that if you just like fuck the shit out of one of his best friends, it would just make me so happy. Honestly, it's not even for you. And I can think of a couple hot ones. I did it already oh no but i mean like his bros his brothers his rider dies his roommates if you will i think that it should be like fuck i want you to fuck someone so close to him the worst part the most painful

thing please don't disrespect the father but the most awful thing about it is that i could literally sleep with like his actual dad and he'd be like okay like finally anybody else give anybody else attention you know what i mean like he he genuinely like it he it doesn't hurt him we have it's so fucked up because i'm sitting here like we have to figure out a way to hurt him dana it's not it's not a good. I want him like I don't it's not it sounds dumb, but it's like I don't want him to be alone forever. But it's like, what's wrong with me? And like, I just yeah, I don't get it.

I think if you're spending that much time with someone like I even just in my scenario, let's say like I was hooking up with someone and maybe they weren't as about me or I wasn't as about them as they were about me. After years, if I'm having good sex, out with them we're great friends like everyone in my life loves them like i would like i would think to myself if i wasn't a sociopath joe like maybe maybe this like girl is the do you get what i'm saying like maybe yeah i think that's like that was like the the thought i had the whole time i'm like i'm just gonna grandfather myself in like eventually he's to wake up and be like, I might as well. Which is so awful and that's really

terrible. My thing is, I didn't feel that way immediately about him. I was like, this is the guy I'm hooking up with. I have no romantic interest in him at all. And the more I was spending time with him and hanging out with him and we started playing house and acting, in my opinion, we were pretty serious. I was like, why not?

Yeah, I agree. I think that like. But never. I'm like, he went on one date with this girl and he knows he wants to date her and spent two years hanging out with me every single day and just didn't. Well, I mean, that just shows

that he's like a superficial, emotionless idiot. And it definitely could have behooved him to have, you know, tried tried it out but he's obviously missing out and i think you're perfect honestly what he should have done is just dated me because i probably would have decided in like a week i didn't want to do that anyway did you know that many products for pregnant women do not have their own clinical trials for safety or efficacy that's because pregnant women are often excluded from clinical studies. Ritual is aiming to set a new standard with their Essential Prenatal Multivitamin. It's the number one best-selling prenatal and the only leading prenatal backed by its own human clinical trial.

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Get 25% off when you visit ritual.com slash clinical. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I'm going to segue into a story where a time that I felt like I was Jo. Oh no. And i was awful and i did something really awful and i'm trying to make up for it currently and this happened years ago but basically in the beginning of fucking with jake we were like you know like talking or whatever whatever you want to call it I'm sure he doesn't want to call it any of that I don't fucking know um shut up Jake but I'm valid um but we're not serious or exclusive or anything but you know what I mean like he's he's gonna do him

I'm gonna do me and like at this point too we were just like traveling so much and stuff so like I I had some hoes you know and i met this guy and he lived in another country a really far away other country antarctica wait that's a continent i mean it might as well have been in i'm not kidding you as far away as someone could possibly be and when i tell you this man and i i'll never not take this as like one of my probably my biggest l like when it comes to like fucking up shit with a man he was perfect like so so so like sweet intelligent smart a 10 out of 10 hot i mean like a 10 a 10 11 out of 10 hot like i can't like should have never even looked in my direction type shit should have spit on me when he felt like so hot so sweet so perfect so there for me so intelligent so about me so

awesome whatever and so he lives very far and we're like talking every day on the phone for hours and hours and hours like falling asleep on the phone like whole thing and then we eventually decide that we're going to like meet up for the first time um during a fashion week in New York because New York was closer to like where he lived and he was like he's like in that industry kind of like I guess I can say like he's a model and so he was like coming out to New York to do stuff

for fashion week and we God help me so help me God let's I'm gonna call him Jeff and Jeff if you're watching this and I'm telling the story wrong seriously I will phone you in. Why do we always call everyone Jeff what if we called him something else? Yeah like literally why would I call him Jeff? jeff everybody's jeff it's just a person that comes to my head jeff would it be my next one is always carl for some reason

and it's like no like it's not carl either let's call him hoover i don't know what i was thinking of president isn't there a president that's like hoover oh let's call him jack be like kangaroo jack okay okay good stuff good stuff so um jack jack i lost my conclusion she's so spot on with the name names bleep jack if you're watching this i will phone you in at any time to correct me on any part of the story if i'm wrong but um we were talking about meeting together at fashion week and it was kind of up in the air of if he was going to stay with me or stay somewhere by himself and so he flies like a good 16 18 hours to get to me in New York and he gets there and I I guess he was under the impression of we were staying together and he he shows up with flowers he's so beautiful he's so

hot he's so sweet he's like doing ever like unpacking my stuff like cleaning up the house like every person in my life is like how did you bag this man like my hair people my stylist everyone there is like what are you like and keep in mind I'm like I'm engaged online so it's like this oh yeah this awful like dichotomy of like obviously i cared about jake but this was like before i had like really really yeah and like before we'd like really been like or at least i'd been like devoted like it was just in the point i don't even know if i was engaged yet i might have just been like but i don't i don't even know um and he's in new york and we're vibing and he's just very like he like really likes me he's like clingy and i'm being

just like an awful cunt like anytime someone's taking photos i'm like stepping six feet away from him like i would have been like yeah if he's like being too much like now i would do things so completely differently i don't know why sometimes it's when somebody likes you that much though it can just be really off-putting like i was also just in my peak like asshole stage i think until yeah everyone has to go through it like i was obsessed with like douchebags at the time it wasn't until like mod sun really that i like respected and loved someone so loving and like good yeah like i loved the like treat me like shit shit so i was like this man is in love with me i want to vomit and like what the fuck i'm like beat my ass wait just kidding like but like actually what the fuck is wrong with me you know what just kidding. But like, actually, what the fuck is wrong with me?

You know what I mean? Yeah. And eventually there was just like a night in New York where I was like, yo, like, what if we took a couple hours to like do our own thing? And he like didn't want to. And it like kind of escalated. And I just I feel him like getting angry. You basically said, leave me alone.

Yeah. I said, like, leave me alone. And I didn't know this, but he like left. And I was like, leave me alone. I didn't know this but he like left and I was like leave me alone I can't do this right now whatever and then I guess there were like no hotels because it was fashion week and he was just like very much like flew across the country to see me and yeah that's a really really hotel in New York City it's the most awful thing I've ever done to someone I will regret it for the rest of my life and it's texting me like all this so what

did he do did he just have to go home I think he like just somehow figured it out like and it was awful and whatever he didn't talk to me for a year yeah he didn't talk to me for an and I completely understand I'm shocked he ever spoke to you again I and I agree I 100 and to this day he like gives me shit but eventually it's yeah sorry no well it's just it i get it from your perspective though but i don't like feeling smothered but it is it is like at a certain point you just have to like take like take the l like listen i accidentally fucked up like i should have known this guy better before and no but i knew him so well and i was actually just an awful cunt who wanted someone to treat me like shit and looking back that's so fucking awful and i handled it so immaturely and

like i just would never act like that. Now I was just like immature. And again, like, I don't, I don't even know. But so eventually we like rekindled things and like made up, not rekindled things like talking. I just feel like we became friends again. And we like made up and started just like chatting and whatever. And he just hit me up that he's coming to LA and I'm like debating if I should ask him

to like stay with me and he's probably going to just book a backup hotel just in case. That's so true. Like I just with your track record on him, but you might owe him like a little staycation. I definitely think I have to abandon him in the streets of New York. Like I think I have to like take him on a Hollywood tour, a TMZ tour. I want to do everything just to be even just because I feel like we'll just be like friends for life at this point because i like definitely just like super yeah do you think that's like

buried or do you think that like there's a possibility to like no i don't think there's a possibility because i'll like make jokes sometimes and he's like haha yeah at coachella he was like wish i was there and i was like for the festival or me and he was like that could be like it could be a really beautiful origin story it's so not i think it gave him i think it gave him like like i think that was the moment where he was like bitches suck like you know what i mean like i think it gave him like ptsd like he's like fuck these girls 100 and i will never not feel sorry so i just i don't know i was joe there and i'm trying to fix it right now and what about i don't even think jo Joe would do that to me. I know he wouldn't.

Yeah, no, it's sincerely the most awful thing I've ever done in my entire life. And I like super, super regret it. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz, make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals.

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You'll make up for it. Give him a nice little nice staycation at your new house. Have you talked about your new house yet? Not really. So happy I moved. I think it's deaf haunted, though. This is like an every episode thing. I know.

She moved into a new haunted house. Like ever so literally. It's not haunted. You're just a drug abuser. Just kidding. No, I really, last night I smoked so much weed and I got so fucking paranoid i love the new house so i think it's it's different i feel like than all the other houses it is like

my favorite house i've lived in i think other than like the big one like like it's by far my favorite house i've ever had in la and i love it more than life itself like dead ass the most insane view ever too i just i want i want to like buy it but the guy who owns the house has said like i own 30 houses you can buy all 29 of them if you want but this one i'm giving to my daughter because it's my favorite and i'm like why can't i be your daughter what a little snake like i obviously i was like bro i was watching selling sunset last night and i was just getting so in my feels i'm like god I wish I could buy a house. I was just seeing like Tinks just bought like a $3 million house.

TW Tinks. Can we talk about that? Yeah. What do you think about that situation? I'm like a little scared because she's like a friend. Oh, man. Let me think about my words before i say them if for reference that there's like resurfaced old tweets from tinks where she's like i hate fat people or like like or she was like

i mean she said like fat people at coachella lol but she she came out and like i do understand what she was saying like when you're like so insecure and you're like yeah and when you're like obsessed with like weight and stuff like that i feel like it can you can and i'm definitely not i mean that's i i i mean who the fuck am i to talk about resurface tweets like i i understand i was googling i was literally searching my name with like all keywords like fat ugly like seeing if there's anything and i had i got a good nice sweet tweet from 2012 about like you should never call someone else fat i was like wow i was really out there riding for myself back then i love that i do love

that for you i can't i mean i'm not here to really like go in i guess the only thing i know to say is the she's definitely she's definitely a real women vote for trump no she said i saw her instagram story today and she said she never voted for trump which well i mean the the favorites and retweets of the things it makes sense though i guess i never thought to myself like she's a little rich girl yeah what what i'm i was shocked actually to find out that people were surprised by those things just because i mean anyone with like a lot of money i feel like most people i know with a lot of money are all on the more like conservative end not necessarily like Trump supporters but like more conservative also

she went to like Stanford and like was her sorority's like president and I just feel like that was the vibes yeah it's I don't it's definitely really interesting I want to see if she's going to remain on the skimless PR she said Kim Kardashian's a fatty

I have no room to weigh in I hate the idea of somebody She said Kim Kardashian's a fatty. I have no room to weigh in. It's not funny. And I feel like I just I hate the idea of somebody getting like like canceled. Like that just sucks. Yeah, I think I mean, I do think canceled culture is just very interesting. Like anyone can pretty much do anything and they're pretty much fine. We see it every day with everyone. And it's like it's very interesting.

I guess you just there are a lot of worse things that can be said than calling somebody fat like and i'm not justifying it in any way but it's like at least she's there's there's worse things that i have definitely just like tweeted awful things when i wasn't a happier good person with a good yeah dude when i would like and i know seven years ago even like i don't i do not know that girl i don't know i don't want to know what was said on you know what i mean like it's crazy how much can change like especially like even living in la i feel like i learned so much was like like about like what you can and cannot say 100 that i did not know in arizona oh god i mean i just all i ever think when i see anyone getting canceled for anything is like I hope they grow.

Yeah, me too. And I just don't like that. Or that they are grown. It's a long time. Yeah, that's the thing. Who's to say that she wouldn't have already regretted that? I'm just shocked that she... I mean, I guess I don't think to go back and delete things because why would you?

Yeah, I mean, her image is just very clean. So I'm definitely excited to see how it pivots. It is. I'm sure she'll come back from it. Is she going to come back? I'm sure she'll come back from it though like is she you know like is she gonna come back i'm sure that there's gonna be people who just like won't stop commenting that on her videos just like trolls but girl boss town did an amazing tiktok like breaking down cancel culture and it's funny because last night i'm cooking my hot cheeto

chicken and i'm talking to natalie and i'm like i would love to hear girl boss town's take on it and then she had an amazing take on canceled culture and like how she felt about it and i was like wow like that couldn't have been better said so i mean that's i mean there are very few things i feel like in this life that you should ever be like permanently canceled for and like i yeah like saying kim k as fast like not one of them like but like also kim your body looks amazing speaking of being canceled for things everyone thought that i was on so much cocaine in the mike malak podcast you're like were you no um no okay i i mean i don't even know i i don't even feel the need to like defend myself over it people have always said that about me like oh she's so fucked up here and

like i think you were just really fidgety i feel like it can be that way with a guest too because when somebody else is talking for a period of time it it's like easy to just be like, like, well, I mean, to be fair, I just, even if you're like, if you kick it with me in real life, I'm constantly sitting there like cracking my neck, cracking my back. I have crippling, crippling scoliosis. So I would like, and that day my neck was just really not in my favor. So I was just cracking the fuck out of my neck every like two seconds. I get Tourette's comments. Everyone thinks I have a tic because they do this. I'm like do I

I also like I feel like if I'm on Adderall and like really focus my ADHD doesn't act up as much for a day like that I'm just like it was our second podcast the first one we scrapped the entire first podcast that day that whole day I was it was just shit show energy oh yeah so it's like by the time you got to Mike I'm like my neck my back my pussy and my crack hurt and like I'm just like I feel like a little tweaker. But everyone ever so literally thought it was like a ball in my pocket. Yeah, what you didn't see was like we had already been sitting here for literally hours. Yeah.

And it's just like. It's also just funny. I can't take Adderall before podcasts anymore. I can't either because I'm the most hate I ever got. It's so, so unfunny. Like I'm just painfully awful like when I'm like that. I just interrupt like you say like pizza and I'm like I had pizza once I'm just dying at the idea of having Mike Malek on to

talk about addiction and I'm over here like I would never do that like sincerely but it was just funny because everyone really really thought that. Me and Mike Malek got shipped. I'm like Mike what do you think? I honest to god would ship you and my i love mike i feel like we would fight so much you definitely would you i can't date anybody who like is all

like all knowing you know what i mean like too smart you're like so that's why i went i did get it because he's illiterate all he's not illiterate um do you think Julia Fox is aware of what she's like? A hundred percent. I think she's very Trisha Paytas in like the way that she like intentionally is doing everything that she's doing. I think it's very intentional. Every like every time she drags out her words, every time like every time she does anything weird with her face. I'm like, I know that she knows what she's doing because I don't think that she was doing that like a couple years ago i would love to see old interviews wow that's what i'm gonna do to kind of research and feel do you feel like she's on drugs she's gotta be on

something when do you remember the red eyes recently yeah i don't know we talked about we talked about we were trying to decide if we felt like that was intentional or not with like because it was like how'd you do that i think that she might have just had to redo her makeup a few times and by the end she like couldn't see she does these videos on instagram where she's like doing makeup tutorials and they're honestly amazing she's she's just so unintentionally i don't know if it's intentional or not but she seems like funny no but she'll be like like when she fucked up and she's like ah yeah that's it i'm done she's just like funny i just want i'm gonna be every version of julia fox for

halloween this year i'm literally like i'm gonna do all the different julia fox outfits that is so good you heard it here first but i also really wanted to be doja cat i wanted like me and all my friends to go stick different doja cat like i want to be blue doja cat like from that video when she's like a full blue person maybe she's green is doja cat quitting music i'd be so no i would literally lose my mind also is megan the stallion a fan of the canceled podcast you guys the other one's fucking with someone is literally going to prison i'm not even kidding i literally i blocked a fan okay listen listen we know you've been blocky lately let's chat about that after this but um continue so i i started getting comments like i posted a video of tana and i the other night and somebody

commented or like a few people commented and were like oh my god you're gonna freak like megan the stallion is watching the podcast i got a tweet or two and i was like what and everyone's like it's on her close friends like she posted the podcast on her close friends i don't know and who watching the canceled podcast is on anybody's or on megan the stallion's close friends i thought maybe she had like one of those like fan close friends where you like add like loyal fans or something but anyway so i was like somebody prove it now and literally i was getting comment after comment and like people started tag i think i feel like people started seeing other people comment it and then like just caught like they wanted to in on the fun do you remember when everyone on tiktok was commenting

happy birthday or something like that on all of addison ray's posts like yeah someone started like a prank like we're gonna that's what i thought it was i thought there was like a group chat of like people being like listen we should tell them like that megan the stallion's watching it but it upset me so much because i was like freaking i was at this a birthday dinner and the whole time i'm like where's the proof but i just can't imagine i can't i don't think she's a canceled fan but i megan i love you so much there's just no there's absolutely no way but we definitely got pranked brooke and i were at this birthday it was heartbroken can you believe meg loves i was so sad and then and then this fan dm me and she goes i have the screenshot of the close friends and so i go i respond to her so she moves to my fucking inbox and she goes and then she just starts sending me videos she starts sending me videos of her and her friends drinking saying set us up

with tana we can out drink tana i blocked her because i like don't play me like that like that hurt me feelings yeah i understand it's definitely It's definitely, that's honestly hilarious. That's some shit I would do. There was someone in my Spotify live stream the other day that kept saying like, I thought Chris Miles guessed me. And then I guessed her and she was like, I have a boyfriend of six years. I just, and I was like, well played.

Don't do that. No, well, it's something I would do. Like I love a good master finesse. Like I would, oh my God, like old me if I was a fan, I would do the same. But it was just such a sensitive topic because I was so excited about it and then just so let down when I found out that everyone was bamboozling me we were so stoked at this day we were really sitting at boa like Paul now that I'm thinking about it it's like why would Meg the stallion but it was believable because I had just talked about Megan the stallion so I was like

maybe she got sent a clip or something there's just no way no i was really at boa like i want a chalice i am like i just felt like like could you imagine watching my podcast like oh my god but like definitely not um you have always been a blocker i do i block a lot of people i block anybody who says anything even like moderately i'm like on my like vict like Victoria Perez shit with the blocking does she block a lot of people oh she's known for like literally you say like you'll be like where's your couch from and she'll block you we honestly kind of like that's one thing I've never done is block because I'm just I just know I really don't block that many people but what what I do a lot on TikTok is I'll block like and this sounds really mean and awful but like if I see because the not interested button

on tiktok is a myth it doesn't work it almost like i feel like it pushes their videos in the algorithm so like i'll keep like not interested like every time i see a video that like upsets me or like it's just like the content is not my vibe i'll say not interested and it doesn't work so i'll block you you have a lot of our like actually really good friends blocked on TikTok I do and you hate their content I do that's listen we are in the influencer space okay I have a lot of friends who of my own personal friends who I love so much who I have to block on TikTok because I don't want to see them dancing like yeah or not dance not dancing like it's not what I mean you know what I feel like you hate is yelling even in real life if someone's like if that's the thing okay so if anyone's like talking too fast talking like

or i don't know just if a video overwhelms me and i'm like oh god to be fair if i yell in real life you like block me for an hour in real life like if i'm yelling because i'm laying in bed and all of a sudden someone's screaming at me or like i'm like oh my god i have to block this person so that happened to me recently it's funny because we have polar opposite tastes too like my favorite tiktokers are the ones that are like because my adhd just see all i want to see is scout and violet okay oh my god listen that's all i'm doing on tiktok is watching scout and violet get up in the morning and so cute that's what i want to see so sometimes i'll do a little block but i did get caught blocking somebody the other day and it felt so awful because she was

the sweetest girl she's like i i mean i love her so it was very funny like you're because i know you like it was not people like if you met her you started commenting on my videos and being like why did you block her like this girl and i was like what so i went to her profile i had blocked her so i was like wait what why i feel like drunk you just like saw one scream and you like yeah that's probably yeah i'm sure that's what that's what happened i don't know what like exactly i don't remember doing it. But, like, then upon further investigation, I was like, you know what? Maybe I did do that. Because she was, she just, it's just so not my vibe.

It's a lot of, like, screaming. But I felt really guilty. And she's so nice. And, like, I sent her all these voice memos. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. It's funny because it's like it'd be one thing if she was, like, an awful cunt. But she's amazing. See, I didn't know.

I don't know her. It was just, like, it was just the yelling. Like, I couldn't know i don't know her it was just like it was just the yelling like i couldn't do it but i at first i was like it must have been an accident i was like i i'm sure it was an accident like a simple mistake she goes you blocked both my accounts i go what not the fence but i unlocked her and now i'm watching her videos and she's actually so so funny and whatever but it was like it was overwhelming to me in the moment and i unblocked her and i love her now and would this even be canceled if we didn't you know just address well i'm like i get over stimulate like i just like certain things like even just sitting

in bed with you if you have your volume too loud i have to leave the house no she oh my god so it's like there are a lot of things on tiktok i can't watch you're very easily like over that's so true like i'll be screeching volume loud like i'll be just like doing something and i will watch you spiral like you get over too and i feel bad like the nicest person in the world can be in the room and they'll they're speaking a little too loud and i'm like that like i can't help it i get it 100 we all have our like things for sure and i definitely have some tiktokers that i but don't take it personally if i block you on tiktok because i be blocking my friends. I blocked Hannah. I guess I can take the heat off of your.

I'm just kidding. He didn't. I can see you blocking me. I don't know. It was funny today. No, I actually won't even bring that up. I guess I can take the heat off you, though, in your blocking scandal. We can talk about my far worse scandal.

I just want to publicly apologize once again oh no to dave portnoy yeah i am not on her team i was sick um but canceling an hour before is absolutely unacceptable and i think that i said this a while ago on the podcast i think it was with mike when i was coked out um i'm getting him because she's just joking let's see i'm sorry um but on the mic podcast i said that my best form of motivation will always be heavy criticism like if someone i feel like that's the only thing you can really truly respond to is somebody really calling that's what really hits home with me and i think it took dave portnoy calling me like a clown idiot whore hooker who just sucks dick for clout i do like the approach he took he really went in like i it made me like

really step back for a second to be like i obviously it has always been a part of my image to be a little it's not a quirk it's not a defect i'm 100 of defect i'm just saying i mean it's that is who how i but yeah it's it's just it comes with the territory you have to know that but there are times where it's like i definitely am spreading myself way too thin. I'm getting sick. I'm getting run down. I'm agreeing to way too much. I'm bailing on things.

And that is wrong. And had he come on and be like, we're really sad Tanner didn't come on BFFs today. I would have, you know what I mean? The next podcast I signed up for, I probably would have possessed similar energy. Like, you know what I mean? But him really laying into me,

like now it's like oh my god if i'm committing to something like it just woke me up yeah and it made me i think it was a lot of it was just it being kind of like a boy who cried wolf situation where it's like you it's happening so many times and so many people have like stories like that about you that it started like you being sick is like oh i bet like 100 and i agree you were. I will say she was sick. That was a real thing. She was sick. But it was like I when I saw it, I was like, OK, like I get why you're acting like that. No matter how sick you are, if you've been sick, like for several other podcasts, like

you could be like on your deathbed. Yeah. And it was like it was like a Zoom podcast, which was a little confusing. No, no, no. I was supposed to go to Josh Richards in Encino. I will say. Oh, I would have gone to Josh Richards. I was going to go on BFFs and

they actually canceled on me did you know that wow that makes they canceled on me last minute but it was like a very like that's the best thing I need to stop I that can't excite me I'm still so wrong I'm literally I had so much anxiety about it it was like actually like I I just thought I was gonna get cooked and I'm deathly afraid of Dave Portnoy. It was like in the midst of like all my Josh stuff but when we were in Vegas they reached out to me and were like do you want to come be a guest on the podcast and I was like yeah sure but only because all of you guys said like you have to do it

and then she was like she was like call me at 4pm like the girl who does like the booking and then I called her at 4pm and she was like oh sorry I filled your spot. I was like oh okay but it was like I was such a relief because it's like, what am I going to go on there and talk about? Like, I'm scared. I mean, you're an icon and they're an icon.

I mean, it's funny, too, because when Dave was like pissed at me, obviously, the amount of people in my real life that came over like, did you like are you OK? Like I would be. I know it was it was harsh. I knowing you, I didn't feel like like I wasn't like oh god I hope she's okay but like it definitely was harsh for sure it was definitely like a wake-up call and I think I needed but he's abrasive like he's just like he'll be like that dumb fucking whore like yeah 100% like and I yeah I wasn't like it was just a wake-up call it was 100% just like okay you can't act like this and it's good that someone called you out for it especially Dave Portnoy because

like his words mean something to me I do think that's the thing that it hurts way more because i feel like all of us like really like respect dave portnoy 110 percent um i would have never canceled on you i'm very sorry bffs and i hope that we can be bffs nailed it i asked you to do this with me last night and I don't think you did it. But my new thing has been making lists. It's actually inspired by Dave Portnoy. He posted a list of people he hated and I was dead convinced I was going to be on this list. I'm scrolling through reading every name like please please don't write Tana Mongeau. Like please please please please. And he didn't but then I was like wow I want to make a list of people

I hate. Like that sounds so funny we do it's so funny you and Lila just send them back and forth of all the people that we hate at the time at the moment which actually sounds like bullying but it's not really just good fun it's ever so literally not like hate or even talking shit it's like it could be like it'll be like someone it's just someone who's on their like on the

off list this week like I had a security guard this weekend who like lost our Coachella car and like didn't do his job at all and I literally thought I was gonna die like several moments I added him to the list like I don't ever so literally yeah you can be removed from the list as well not easily not easily um but it's just like a funny bit within our friend group never anything we'd share online or like send to these people maliciously just something that we do if someone it's more like a people who have mildly inconvenienced me lately list yeah um but i wanted to start making a master list of my pet peeves

okay it's like i just want to be able to reference at any point like imagine like you start dating your head you just send this over think about all the avoided fights just check the pdf and now you know what you can and can't do i don't know if i have a lot of like dating pet or like like i have a lot of i don't like to be woken up that's my pet peeve you know what you can and can't do. I don't know if I have a lot of like dating pet peeves or like guy pet peeves. I have a lot of, I don't like to be woken up. That's my pet peeve. You know that about me. And her pet peeve is me not liking to be woken up. Yeah, I'm working on that.

I'm serious. But I think I want to make master lists of our pet peeves. I just started mine. I think next week we should really go in because I want to hear all of yours. We should. I have to. I need time to really think about mine. But can you tell me some of yours yes i there's not a lot right now but here's okay pet peeve number one standing that's not a pet peeve that's that's a

deficiency i agree i hate standing so much like i'm if i have any moment of 10 seconds where i can just like sit and take a break like like for example, like an escalator, like most people stand. I'm like, oh my God, this little chair is the perfect seat for the duration. No, but you know that that doesn't really make sense because it exert you exert more energy, like sitting down and standing back up than you would. But the weight that's being taken off my legs for that momentary second. Yeah, but it's kind of like when your feet hurt at Coachella and you sit down for a second and then it's way harder to walk around after that because it's like now they hurt more

not for me i mean i i definitely like can see where that's a thing but for me that one second of sitting like changed okay so standing the other day i was in target and i was sitting in the elevator no that's go up to this target which is so just i get and i get that it's gross but it's also like it's my ass i shit out of. Who cares if it goes on the floor? I don't know. I'm sitting on the floor of this elevator and I'm talking to Ty. And I'm like, I can't wait to go inside and get toys. And he's like, get up.

You look like a sicko. You're an iPad kid. I'm literally an iPad kid. And he's like, you're sitting on the floor of this elevator talking about getting toys. And then we get up and there's a girl in the elevator and we get out. And I like stand up and she looks at me and she goes, I love your videos. I hope you have so much fun getting toys. Humiliating.

Humiliating. She probably, that's probably like, that was probably like a, like a, like a core life experience for her. I saw Tana Mongeau in the elevator and she was sitting. She's going to tell that story to everybody forever. It's kind of cute. But it's also so like I'm 23, like I'm sitting on the floor talking about glitter Play-Doh I'm about to buy in Target. Like, get up, you fucking imbecile. You're so funny. cute but it's also so like i'm 23 like i'm sitting on the floor talking about glitter play-doh i'm

about to buy in target like get up you fuck that imbecile you're so funny um next thing obviously biggest pet peeve of life i've said it forever unwarranted water in any way okay i've like if we're dating and you throw me into a pool to be cute i'm dumping you like if i step in water with my socks i'm crying if you shower yeah like soggy socks will really send me over the edge as well if you shower in my shower and i walk in and there's a drop of water anywhere inside of the shower horse girls tickling being told i'm lying even when i'm lying colored liquid in a water bottle like emergency the peanut butter baby when anyone takes my phone out of my hand not finishing the duration of a tiktok in full and people speaking to Siri or Alexa improperly.

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