Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 3: Episode 3: The Ex Episode

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

In this episode Tana, Hunter and Brooke discuss the Mindy fiasco, their trip to see Beiber, Tana's past relationship with Mod Sun as well as much more. This episode is sponsored by Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Cancer. Don't remember doing this at all i can only hold myself accountable look how good my life is so what else canceled tan emoji is canceled i just spilled red bull literally directly inside my nipple i'm soaking wet, you guys. And Hunter's just look of disdain. Hello and welcome back to yet another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. We've made it to three episodes without a lawsuit, without stopping production. It's pretty amazing. Guys, that's a pretty big thing.

I'm going to give us a little round of applause for that. You know what? Just us three clapping. No one's here today. Are you going to talk? I'm just kidding. All the comments said, Brooke,

shut the fuck up. I asked everyone on Twitter what they wanted to hear about. And the number, the top two things people want to hear about, first of all, is how we came about to being friends again. Okay. People are very like,

they're just utterly shocked at the fact that two people can fight and then fix a friendship and that there's no real hatred there. Well, I'm just going to say, I never left the friendship with you, correct? Hunter. I was a writer. Make sure your friends are okay. I just got to put that in there. I don't fight. First of all, he deserves the recognition because we know a lot.

Some people were fake. Some people wanted me dead. A lot of people. True. Very true. I'm sorry we will we were gonna get into that one a little later um because i think that there's a lot to a lot i need to drink a little bit more before we get back to yeah there's a lot there's a lot to break down but but the other thing that a lot of people were asking about a lot is about if i still have a

stalker or updates on my stuff we got something that's for sure i don't know if i'm educated enough on the stalker yeah i don't even That's for sure. I don't know if I'm educated enough on the stalker. I don't even know really much about the stalker. Brooke actually wasn't really around during the true stalker era. We're going to have to bleep his name. His name is ***. Shout out ***. He started all of me being stalked.

You never trust a guy named ***. Yeah, no, sincerely. Should I just say his name? I've never said my stalker's name. I don't think so. Because I'll probably get killed. That's like guessing like, hi, I think you're not supposed to say the stalker's name. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know where he is right now. He killed. That's like guessing like, hi, I think you're not supposed to say the same thing. Yeah, yeah.

And I don't know where he is right now. He likes to move around to keep me on my toes. So I don't know how much. I mean, maybe I'll just fucking say it. That's kind of some big tea. But with that being said, we have a new stalker. Everyone's been asking about updates on people coming to the house. And we've upped our security absolutely psychotically.

Like, it's so annoying. It's more expensive than literally the house itself. It is so, so, so fucking annoying. But we have 90,000 fucking guards outside finally. But the reason that we chose to up our security. 90,000. It's like Danica and I'm like, there's 20,000 people outside. 20,000 people.

Oh my God. Hunter was there for that. That was so bad. He was like, there's not 20,000 people showed up. Oh my God. Hunter was there for that. That was so bad. He was like, there's not 20,000 people you fucking idiot. Let her know. Hold me accountable.

People have been coming for you guys for like saying you like shit on me but it's like if I wanted a podcast of Yes Men I would just have that.

We are your hype men behind closed doors and in front of you we will talk shit. That's the thing. If anyone were to talk to me about Tana who's like

when she's not around I'm like oh my god she's brilliant she's smart she's amazing she's beautiful when I'm talking to Tana I'm like you fucking

honestly awful hate you dude I would love to hear this alleged hype you know what I mean it sounds no I'm kidding they actually are

amazing friends I'll say it again but I want to read to you this note that was left on my door this week and I went straight to David crying because I don't want to live in this house note that was left on my door this week and i went straight to david crying because i don't want to live in this house anymore we're gonna put it up

on the screen so you can see it it's beautiful um and it says letter to tana mosho hello gorgeous this is a secret letter from your biggest lover who also happens to have a large social media following. That's huge. Just so you know. She loves him already. Me praying it's like Mr. Beast. Here is a clue to my identity. We love that too. That brings back the OG stalker to me.

You know what I mean? When it's like a little puzzle, freaks me the fuck out too. Because I think it's one thing to like stalk, but to be like, here's a clue. Like you're going to fucking kill me. This is fun. It's like an escape room.

Except it's my own life what is old but acts young at the same time Jason Nash I was just gonna say Jason Nash I swear to god

I was just gonna say that I love Jason Nash I swear to god I was just gonna say that that was so strange oh my god P.S. P.S.

I am friends with the previous owner of this house winky emoji. All signs work. Post on all signs pointing to Jason Nash. Post on a story and tag me if you know who this is. Dash your secret lover.

Do they know how much your stories cost? First of all. Yeah. Like, first of all, fuck you. That's for a free shout out. Like no free clout. And also, why would I? Literally, literally, you're going to stalk me for a free shout out like no free cloud and also why would i literally literally

you're gonna stalk me for fucking free clout but like at the same time i also would never post that because it would just like incline them to like stalk me more exactly every time you post something i feel like it makes people like want to show up but the riddle has been fucking me in the face dude the riddle is very weird what is old but young at the same time when you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine.

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free of charge. I gave you my answer. No, I was like googling and it's not a common riddle. Like, do you think I'm that smart? If you're stalking me, like maybe like 2 plus 2 my ass? But also like, if you're actually someone that you know, they would have been like ha ha ha, you saw that message by now. Like, they would have, it's been like a couple of weeks.

No, I don't know. If I left a riddle and no one like fully understood it, I'd probably just take it to the grave. Like that's kind of weird, right? I also like I racked my brain. I asked David. I don't think it's one of David's friends. We checked the cameras and you can see their shadow. And it's like it's like a tiny person, like maybe like big neck.

But he's like not on good terms. You know what i mean i don't know maybe i should apologize for what i did that one time when you were still scared about your stalker and i did come to your house and cause an absolute ruckus oh before he had a mental health brand this man was mean this man was okay also let's clarify before this happened she took my car out for a day she's like my assistant my assistant needs to borrow your car. Gave my car back, wrapped with her face on it. This is not the timeline. You're welcome.

This is not the timeline. I lived at Alamar when I wrapped your car. This is not the timeline. This is at my townhome. Ask yourself why you did that. No, I pranked. No, I wrote all over your walls with lipstick. Oh, yeah.

Way worse. She completely demolished my entire apartment where I did not have money to fix my apartment. She completely demolished my entire life. It's not have money to fix my apartment. She once completely demolished my entire life. It's a little different. Let's talk about me. She wrote, like, fuck you all stuff. Doesn't clean it up for the entire lease. I hate it.

The entire lease. A whole year. So every time I had a friend. Wait, you didn't clean it up? It wasn't cleanable. You had to paint it. It was red lipstick that she completely. Like on a white wall.

It was actually like really immature and bad. I don't even know where you buy a new door. And it was a wall. The walls in the apartment too. Not just my door. And like he shared the apartment too, not just my door. And like he shared the apartment with roommates and they were furious. Anyways, so in return for this, I... I was being heavily stalked at the time.

A week before we were sleeping in your bed and my stalker was outside your house. Remember that? We like had to leave with like a knife and shit. They were tracking her, find my iPhone. And they sent me, sent her my address and said, we're coming to your house right now. How do they have your find my iPhone? Maybe I'm wrong. They were in my iCloud.

This was the time when i had an icloud i still do not i can't have an icloud because it's like the number one way people stalk me is they go inside my icloud and like go on my find my iphone my find my friends and like stalk the shit out of me and like go to my photos middle of night like 4 a.m we just got in my car i grabbed the knife steak knife no psycho and then a week later hunter decided to fucking wait till I was at my house and like push flour under my door, cover everything in chocolate syrup. I threw chocolate syrup all across her, her, one of her windows. That doesn't give me stalker vibes.

Then I threw some flour at her place and like threw some ham or something like that on her. So you like teepeed her basically. Pretty much. Yes, but imagine like your peak being stalked and you're just like sitting in your town and you're like knocking them and everything. Meanwhile, she's texting me being like, they're shoving powder under the door. They are coming in. And I was just like.

And knowing her, she's probably like amplifying it. Oh, I should have just knocked down my house. Obviously, because I just did it. Five minutes before, she's like, yeah, I'm at the gym. Like, I'll see you in a little bit. And like, then she's like, they're at my house. I'm like, how do you know they're at your house? You liar. I'm trying to lie to you to see while I fit and whatever yeah, I'm at the gym. Like, I'll see you in a little bit. And, like, then she's like, they're at my house. I'm like, how do you know they're at your house? You liar.

I'm trying to lie to you to see if I'll, like, fit or whatever. I called the police, too, and the police literally were just treating me like a fucking idiot. They were like, are you sure this isn't, like, a crazy ex-boyfriend? I was like, no, no. What do you think, someone's pranking you? I'm like, no, he won't fucking date me. We were at FaceTime, we were, like, five like five minutes later in like all camo with like two of my roommates just like what's up what's going on yeah it was it was absolutely evil i'm

not gonna lie to you so i mean now to discuss other things that have happened this week i mean the podcast went number one i think that we could just start on a high note and go crazy from there the podcast went number one i mean acting like we have anything to do with it maybe Hunter I've been posting it like crazy I'm like no I am so fucking grateful it's ridiculous I'm not kidding I really didn't think that we would be able to do like anything like no numbers I really thought we'd be like 30 of 30 on a chart

maybe so to think people it's almost like so much pressure just to think people like are expecting this amazing it's only saying that I'm like more nervous going to this one than the last one because now I feel like people are listening i know like now you know and now i know what they thought about me the first time the whole time i'm gonna be like first of all my lip injections gotta go well brooke loves to read comments and like never i will never i i i will never read comments again after today because the whole day i was like flyers oh my

god they hate me the whole time it's like why the fuck is mindy on the podcast i'm like i'm sorry no it's good because you give me like feedback we were talking today about how i just like literally don't give a fuck at all but like you obviously like take it hard i think it's a good balance though someone's got to care for it you're so good at receiving hate i've never seen anybody receive something so well someone says one thing about me and it'll like wreck my i think when you just get goddamn beat down no one like about me so when someone calm like cares enough to comment something awful about me i'm like okay like fair enough i mean i feel like i've just like heard at this point there's nothing someone could say to me like as mean as it possibly is i feel like i've heard it before so it's like it's a weird it's a weird thing i don't even know i mean now the next

thing i really want to talk about i'm going completely out of order though is our roommate my best friend your best friend your best friend ari has been going more viral than the fucking podcast this week this is the best thing ever for this kid he needed so badly he is so pumped and why i'm like that should be me like why couldn't it have been me i mean i don't know if you guys you're telling me literally last week i sat on this very podcast and talked about how i'm sexually attracted to bryce hall and two minutes later my best friend is kissing him on the streets of fucking la i'm like i'm i don't know if you guys know this about bryce but he he

does kiss everyone when he's drunk it's kind of like me i used to be terrible if it's utterly fucking terrible utterly terrible at the party i remember one time i kissed like 30 people at a kiss everyone when he's drunk it's kind of like me i used to be terrible if it's utterly fucking terrible utterly terrible at the party i remember one time i kissed like 30 people at a house party and like all of my current like man's friends and it was just terrible so i i've held back since then but bryce is very much like that and kisses everyone and we were leaving and he was like are you kiss me and i'm sitting there just like all the paparazzi's there i'm doing all the paparazzi team bryce um and they're all fucking sitting there i'm just like all the paparazzi there. All the paparazzi, Team Bryce. And they're all fucking sitting there. I'm just like, God, I wish that was me.

And then they kissed and it went viral. I said there was three kisses, by the way. Well, you know Ari was going back for more. And an extra one for good measure. Can we roll the clip? Ari and Bryce. Oh, there he is right there. Oh.

Okay, he went in for the first kiss. Then he went for a second. Oh, wait. Run that back turbo. Like the way it gives me a little secondhand embarrassment and I can't really watch it. I know I don't have room

to talk because my paparazzi videos are just god awful. We'll have the whole episode dedicated to strictly Turbo. We're gonna do. I'm just kidding. It's really, like,

you're really not that bad. I'm trying to be like, yes, man. We need to have an episode where we react to all the terrible paparazzi. Brooke has tried to save me so much from that

and I just don't listen. Okay, so he goes, he goes, kiss, kiss, and then from what, how Ari recalls the situation, Bryce said oh, I thought you were really going to kiss me and so then Ari goes and like kisses him on the lips. But then Bryce is like, Bryce like had a completely

different explanation of the situation probably to save. It's a really hard situation because both are cap. Like Ari would lie and Bryce would lie. I know, those are my two biggest lying friends. Yeah, honest to God. But I really honestly do kind of ship it. Oh, no, that's me.

I honestly, in a very strange way, kind of ship it. I would love, like obviously, we're all just making jokes and I don't know Bryce's sexuality. He's always just been very fun. I saw a lot of TikToks

that were saying that he had one time come out. Like previously come out or something. I don't know if that's true or not. So I don't want to out somebody. I don't think that's true. Of course. I don't know.

I don't think that's true. But if he did, that's kind of hot. I've been into that lately. I have Evan Mock. Do you guys know Evan Mock? No. No. He's on the new Gossip Girl.

He's a pink hair. He's really good friends with Makoa, actually. Really? But he's so unbelievably hot. And he's bisexual. And for some reason, that, me, like makes him way hotter. I don't know. I am in love.

That's my new thing. I'm so genuinely pissed that this moment wasn't me. Like I'm not. It's funny though, because everyone started doing it now. Like Harry is like, you know what? He saw how much Ari was doing. He's like, I got this. Oh, Harry's such a little fucking clout monster.

A clout farmer. Isn't that what he is? Honestly, like it inspires me. That's what he says fucking clout monster. A clout farmer. I love him. Honestly, it inspires me. That's what he says. Clout farming always. Everyone always gets mad at people for being like, you know what I mean? Clout farming, clout hungry. But when you think about it, when it's your career to be in the spotlight,

if you have an insight into, you know what I mean? How to do that. How to promote yourself in a way. Especially if the pop broads are already filming you. I always really admire that. But you're so good at that, I feel like. But when i find someone else who is like it just makes my little day text me the other morning asking to shoot while having sex like a voice memo and i say and i saved it and you have to hear this wait i want to see oh my god please we're rolling on

this conversation that is so Harry Jowsey you're called out the way Harry has been called out so much on this podcast 6.55am just beat in cheeks

voice memoing you like that's fucking insane Hunter and Harry are like besties for the rest of you. It's very cute. No that was the most disturbing thing

I've ever heard. He's off the roster. He's off the roster. He threatened to take me off the roster the other day. He said something we were playing a game we were playing

like are we even on right now? Yeah. We were playing like like naughty Jenga or something and it was like like you would put take like a little block out

and then it would have like a crazy question on it and his question was like, like you would put, take like a little block out and then it would have like a crazy question on it. And his question was like, how many girls have you made out with? So it really wasn't that naughty of a question. I remember Harry literally going less than I've slept with.

Yeah. First of all, that was British, but I get where you were going with it. Very funny. He literally said, I've made out with less girls than I've slept with,

meaning he like sleeps with girls. And doesn't make out with them. And doesn't kiss them. And I go, that's so disgusting. He looks straight at me and he goes i'll take you off my roster he's like you're like please sir no no keep in mind this is all like charlie jordan's house her and taylor just trying to play like an innocent you know what i mean like a cute little sleepover game and meanwhile i'm like yeah me me and Harry just came and fucking ruined that. So this past weekend, we went to the most, Hunter really pulled a make a wish for me.

I'm not going to lie to you. He granted me with the best gift anyone could ever give me. And that is taking me to see Justin Bieber. I did. It was a little make sure friends are okay. Throw in the brand promo. Gotta get it, guys.

He has a company. Make sure your friends are okay. If you didn't know. An amazing event where you couldn't get tickets, guys. He has a company called Make Sure Your Friends Are Okay. If you didn't know. An amazing event where you couldn't get tickets to it. You can only do charity work typically to go. And of course,

I did my hours. Of course, she did gruesome hours just going in. Yeah. Picking up trash. We did go and it was the best concert

I've been to. Dude, it was so fun because Triller was also like sponsoring it along with your brand. Big ups for you. You and Triller

just fucking hand in hand like that. I'm out here like begging to get a dildo brand deal for the podcast. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bet Rivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with BetRiver Sportsbook.

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Am I allowed to say this? I was fully taking shots with Miss Heidi D'Amelio and it made my life. It was so fun because all the like all the tick tockers went. I don't. Am I allowed to say this? I was fully taking shots with Miss Heidi D'Amelio and it made my life. It was so fun. She is such an icon. I spent most of my time with the D'Amelio's. I love when they when they do charity work. I know they won't claim me. I'm not asking them to literally deny this.

Send me a cease and desist. But I love that family. Once she got access to like the back room, which was like where all the alcohol was. She did not see any of ours until Justin came out. I think she even missed the first song of justin i'm like yo get out here and she sprinted like holy and you're the biggest believer i know literally ever ever ever ever like i i died there's no artists in the world that i would that i would like die to see yeah harry bryce and i were really fucking up the bar i'm like obviously harry's such a clout farmer so we were just back there farming our clout with everyone, all the little CEOs and shit.

But seeing Justin Bieber was, Hunter, just, I was sobbing. You were scream crying. I think I had marks across my neck from your nails. It was so cute. All the stories that you posted of her, she was really, like, actually sobbing. I've never been a believer. I love Justin Bieber, like, as a person. Yeah.

But I don't really. And he looked so happy. There's just, there's something about the way I love Justin. sobbing i've never been a believer i love justin bieber like as a person yeah but i i don't and he he looked so happy there's just there's something about the way i love justin and i feel like in the lower times like when he was performing you could tell he didn't want to you know what i mean it's just like obviously when you're touring like that and you have all the pressures of everything but like it was like he was so happy to be on stage and i was just uncontrollably crying. It was like, he deserves this. He deserves this. No, there's not one video of me there looking like literally pretty at all.

No, you look cute. I'm like, she looked really, really cute at this event. She looked so beautiful. It's just an hour of Brooke just hyping her up. No, I told you. I told her separately off camera that she looked so beautiful. She's like, I was nice off camera. I swear. Everyone's like, she's just. Guys, if I wanted a bunch of fucking yes people around me, I would have them.

It's not what I want. No, but it was cute. It was cute. And I'm glad you got to see him. You never shut the fuck up about Justin. Dude, and I never get to see him. Like every time I love an artist, they always cancel. You got his tickets right when they had one assistant last year who you had paid her like full two days salary to sit up and refresh and refresh to get the tickets.

Then you got the tickets and then tour got canceled. And I was bawling. I was so, so, so sad. Like seeing like holy and chill. I'm tearing up now. I'm not even kidding. It changed my life. It was so funny because everyone else was just so normal.

Like I feel like I just remember at one point I was like absolutely just like and i turn around and charlie and chase are just like standing there all normal and they just look at me and they're like are you fucking good i'm always like that about an artist though i'm either like completely indifferent like that's kind of i love justin bieber but i like really i wouldn't care but like if i love an artist like i'm absolutely obsessed to the point where it's like actually dangerous like billy eilish i would oh great yeah there's no one i love like justin i can't even explain i had so much on a taylor holder too being so godlike everyone was making fun of me so much because taylor and i were just up in the front literally like praying so hard the whole sermon for over like an hour i mean i'm

fucking like believe it or not i'm like pretty religious so i i was really enjoying the whole like justin god moment i'm like god might claim taylor i don't know if he just like strikes her Believe it or not, I'm pretty religious. So I was really enjoying the whole Justin-God moment. I'm like, God might claim Taylor. I don't know if you guys... God just strikes her down with lightning right now. There was a point in time where I would church home here in LA. Jake and I would go every week just to try to hang out with Justin. Because he was going. No, literally every week.

Literally right here in the middle of LA. Anyone can go. He shows up to all the events. He's really cool. But I was really trying to just believe ex-God. I think I'm going to start the events. He's like really cool. I know, but I was really trying to just believe X God. I think I'm gonna start going back. It was so fucking fun.

Should I just say believe X God and collab with Justin who's doing with God. If anyone could collab with God, it is fucking Justin. I can't even deal. What happened at home?

Hunter brought my ex-boyfriend's dog over last week to dog sit. I was dog sitting. it happened you i mean but you live with me yes yeah yes correct yes fully brought my ex-boyfriend's dog over and we were dog sitting all week it made me realize we do not have the capability as a friend group to ever have a dog because we really wanted to get one like i wanted a dog for so long but like it was the hardest thing ever i remember at one point even dogs i was dog saying the dogs I remember at one point. She didn't even dog sit. I was dog sitting. The dog. Fuck you. At one point, the dog was pooping

and had some extra. It had shit on its ass. It had dingleberry. And she was screaming, just being like, get the shit off. No, it was so sad.

It was like the cutest dog. All of us were obsessed with this dog. He was so sweet, like so loving, whatever. But then all of a sudden, there were dingleberries

on this dog's ass and no one would even go near it I was trying I for sure was trying you were not trying hard enough no I mean I had to get in at least one post a day

so my ex could see it so I could be like look at me thriving with your dog let him know you know what's actually crazy speaking of this ex I've never actually like

publicized that relationship at all which I think is it's okay if you don't that's so true he's like god please don't it's one of the only

relationships I've never, ever publicized. But I had a full relationship in like, what, like 2019? I love him, actually. With this photographer. Great guy. Fantastic human. We've had our ups and our downs. I don't even know.

You know, it was turbulent. I don't know if I was the best. You were not. Fair. I don't know if he was the best either. But now we're on. She was probably fine. Brooke, I cannot handle

this fucking interview. But actually, to add on top of my newfound relationship with my ex, Hunter is about to go on tour with Jaden and Machine Gun Kelly. I'm very excited for that.

And we're super excited for that. He's getting paid so fast. No one's excited for that except for Hunter. Yeah, I know. I wish you the best. Eight weeks out on tour. So I i'm gone for a bit i'm very scared for you guys dude i i was just gonna say the way my hollywood fixes are gonna be like blackout drunk like i'm gonna have no remorse like you're you're the only thing that keeps me going keeper he is the mediator bad

things are definitely gonna happen while he's gone and it's funny too because i'm touring at the same time um and hunter said fuck tana uh jayden's paying me more it just seems like a more fun tour that is so mean are you fucking kidding me it's it's a it's a really awesome experience no you've toured with me i toured with you before it's an amazing time as well but i think it's time for you to you know do your thing but you want to tell them who you hired to replace your job? I did hire your ex as well to replace my job. Who is a fantastic photographer? He could probably do video as well.

And I think it'd be a great idea. Isn't it going to be so fun to be on tour? Just imagine me on one little bus with my boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend. They're not really friends. They'd be subtweeting the fuck out of each other. They were good friends. They were good friends. But then this pussy had to fuck it all up.

Wait, no, that's crazy. They were friends and you dated them both? Oh. Oh. The way I'm like, yeah, and? I mean, we all dated the same girl. LA is fucking disgusting. He dated her.

He dated her. I dated her. Remember that when we get back to the Mindy situation. Yeah, right, yeah. Fair enough. Honestly, fair. Fair. The LA such a cesspool.

It's kind of gross. I didn't understand that he's the one who's invited. So he's going on tour with you. Yes. Why? Potentially. She asked him today after I mean, it would be he literally would be fun. He fits in well with your boyfriend, obviously, because they were already friends.

I mean, their friendship there. They're on the rekindle mark. I mean, I called him today and he said yeah we're gonna take great photos we'll probably just fight a lot he was like oh fuck

I think not really I think because you'll have someone else there with you like taking up all your time when you're not doing the meet and greets and stuff

it will be good I know and you don't have to deal with a random person on tour which is a whole other thing that you potentially were

about to deal with yeah that's hard because sometimes when you bring in like a whole like different person it just messes up the dynamic of the friend group we already know that he fits in nicely like everyone loves him so true i know why does everyone have to love all my exes like god

i mean you you're pretty good at choosing them honestly but just not keeping them baby that's very true because you're honest i feel like you could probably keep a guy like really easily yeah if i just like wasn't a dumb cunt right yeah fair enough you said it not me fair you know hey hunter fucking suck my dick and die what else happened what else happened let's see people were really asking me on twitter to delve into all of my breakups that i haven't publicized and speaking of x i guess we could get into that i i wanted to do that for a while like talk about some of the breakups that i've never had some clarification on but i don't know if I'm ready. I don't know.

Now's the time, baby. You've got to. You have the floor. You know the one that really does kill me? I don't even. I'm scared because I have no idea what she's going to say. Honestly, sincerely. Like, I know his image is a good guy. And I'm not trying to take away from that.

But it's Mod Sun for sure. Really? Like, I. guy and I'm not trying to take away from that but it's mod son for sure like I everyone just condemns me for our breakup so hard because of his amazing record karma that he wrote about me great song great phenomenal songs you know what's really upsetting because I I loved mod always like he was one of my favorite people but there was one day where you guys were like about to break up when I was unaware of it and i went to his house and i was just talking to him i was trying to give him advice about you actually and the next day you

broke up with him and i was unaware you were going to do that so he thought that i whatever i said that you were like in on it was the reason and he also would always like so horrible like he didn't allow me to hang out with you like you know what i mean like there was that whole aspect of it which i think is crazy because it's just like i love security and i think that that shit is so strange but i mean everyone that wants to know about our breakup the the the literal actual actual reason we broke up we were doing perfectly fine as a couple literally perfectly fine and then i wanted to start an only fans and he wasn't really he was not down he was not down for it he was just the reason that was sincerely he was just so like i am not shaming him for this because i think obviously like let's say i were to talk to

him about it now or let's say we'd say together i think he would have seen what it is and what it's become and become more accepting but he was very much kind of like you're gonna become a porn star and i was like you've dated literal porn stars and like also like i'm not why are you mad and like my thing always is just like if you date me because i'm wild and then you want to then suppress me because i'm now yours and it's like the things that made you like me in the first place all of a sudden are the things you don't and i like i've done that for people like changed my career but the and tried to like change but i think the truest love is someone who can accept you and empower you for like who you are and it

was kind of just like i'm gonna fucking do this and i thought he would come around and then i was like i'm gonna do this and it was like i was launching on my birthday and it was like three days before my birthday we started ignoring each other so heavy and him and mgk were writing the script for the tickets to my downfall movie and he completely ignored me ghosted me did not speak to me for like four days across my birthday across the biggest launch of my career of my only fans to write this script with mgk and then we were just like let's be done like similar things probably weren't included and i swear i swear to god on my soul that is actually what happened and then we just did not talk like that that was the breakup and then like i'm not gonna lie like 48 hours after i knew we were broken up i had gotten a little uber black over

to calabasas and I was a Jake Pauler. It was the most cut and clear breakup I've ever witnessed. And I think that that's like kind of the reason why people are so like black and white about it is like me personally, I loved Maude when you guys were dating, loved him. And I still, to this day I've supported him and you've even been like,

okay, so you commented on Maude's son's TikTok, like what the fuck? But it's because you were so private about it. Like you really never, even to us, i mean maybe i don't know about you but for me you text me one day and you go me and mod just broke up and we never heard no and then i was on a plane to miami with jake like it really when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course their rivers is the place That was probably one of the most upsetting friendship endings I had with him please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Yeah, but that was probably one of the most upsetting

friendship endings I had with him because he really thought I did something wrong. Yeah, and our entire relationship was just very like, Hunter's there, you know what I mean? It was interesting. I love Hunter just coming in between relationships. I fucking hate it because I'm really not. And it fuels the fire too

to make people think there's something there that isn't. Because it's like we are just friends, but some people literally can't handle that. I don't know. I'm the exact opposite. I will make anyone believe that Hunter is anything but my friend. I'll be like, God, I just love Hunter. Brooke uses Hunter. I've never even kissed Brooke before.

Brooke uses Hunter as a fucking chess pawn. Hunter is like my favorite jab. It is so funny, though. I'm like, oh, God, sorry, I can't. I literally, Hunter is like my favorite like jab. It is so funny though. I'm like, oh God, sorry, I can't. I'm going to breakfast with Hunter. We'll be literally at a dinner for six and she'll make every person stand up so she can be like a boomerang of them too.

It'll be like just me and Hunter's drinks. I'll like tag it. We're like holding hands. She loves your tattooed arm too. Just getting the tattooed arm in the back of something. We were like driving in her car too. She's like, I put my hand like on her. No, he was going, he was like, you're honestly good at it he like contributes to it too

but it's like like i'm always trying to make somebody mad so i'll be like hunter hold on and he'll be like we'll be in the car and he'll be like hand on my leg like go brooke's fully brooke has fully now developed though accidentally i think this shit is genius i just have to say it she will accidentally quote unquote accidentally be with another guy and be like oh my god hunter stop like accidentally call them no i'm not kidding like some guys i'm like some guy some guy was tickling me the other day and like hunter just found out that i was tickling this sounds like worse than it is it sounds worse than it is but like hunter just discovered that i was

ticklish and was like tickling me the other day and i was like oh my god like then like oh less than a week later i got like a guy who i'm actually like into was tickling me and i literally was like hunter stop are you fucking i don't even know about this until right now she's not talking about this at this moment She has people coming out to like murder me Because of shit Imagine like that's the time when I'm like screaming out Hunter's name It's like stop and I'm like oh my god no

I'm sorry like Hunter's But you loved every second Brooke Let's talk about this guy though that you're trying to piss off I'm not trying to piss off I like him a lot Shut up And you know what's so shitty Okay so I like him a lot. Shut up. And you know what's so shitty?

Okay, so I use Hunter as a ploy all the time because it's like, it's this guy who, like, I joke about it. It's like, I'm dating him. He's not dating me. And that's like really what it is. I'm so obsessed with this guy and he like does not give a fuck about me. I can talk about him because he will not ever listen to this podcast. Yeah, he finally told her he would not take an hour to listen to the podcast oh it's okay like it's fine you also did a tiktok where you called him musty no i called

dusty dusty which is also in case anyone's curious i think dusty calling someone that is a physical derogatory okay but i i have to rep brooke in the fact that like i mean i could say a lot of things hey if you're watching this i like you as a friend it's nothing to do with you I just think but just just in retrospect but the way that he can be such a player to Brooke is dusty and I think she was kind of coming for his we finally clarified though for a long time it was very up in the air like how does he feel how does he not now I know exactly how he feels I wish I didn't um but i know i'm pretty much exactly but how does he feel like we are very much just friends but brooke will go to the ends of the earth for this man and it's crazy too because when i tell you i mean you've heard about some of the people she's

fucked on this podcast already and the guys that get at you and the guys that you currently get with are fucking great great and the way she will go to the end uh she starts crying for this guy who literally like doesn't care about me at all can we talk about the uber story please no i was getting wild this guy literally was in an uber with her and another girl i'm gonna get in so much trouble for this oh trouble though! What trouble? We didn't even say the guy's name. He should be in trouble!

Oh, he'll stop talking to you? Poor thing. Yes, I will literally cry. Anyways, he was in this Uber. And he was one seat over, correct? Or were you in the back? No, I was sitting in the middle. He was sitting next to me. We had a great night

confidence now that's true i was at a party with this guy i had the best night with this guy but the whole time this this girl was like all over him you know like going up behind him like grabbing him by the hips and stuff and me and my roommate the whole time we're like this girl like what does she know like like we're like like little i'm like little does she know like but uh later on in the night we're all leaving and my roommate calls an uber for like all of us to go back to my house right and we all get in we're like okay it's just our best friend and at the very last minute he's like oh oh oh, oh, oh, come with us. And he invites this girl in our Uber. She sits right next to me on my friend's lap.

And I remember this night as well. No, like you were annoyed real time as well. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like this was just like. Yeah. So I'm sitting in the middle. It's my friend with this girl on his lap. And then it's this guy right next to me who I have been hooking up with, talking to who I really like.

Okay. And we're sitting and the guy who, whose lap she's sitting on is like, Oh, I got to get out. I got to pee. We're like stuck on the Hill. So like,

it's going to be a second where we're at a stop. He can get out and pee. He gets out to pee and she sits in his place. And the guy who I'm talking to reaches across from me, grabs her body and puts her on his lap. And I'm like, oh, my God. What the fuck is this? Oh, hell no.

And that's where I'd be fucking every single one of his friends. Now there's an empty seat next to me and I'm looking at it like, what the fuck was that? And then literally for a 40 minute ride home there, she's on his lap. They're giving your your hand they're holding hands like this you know all of his friends getting on the cheek and i'm sitting like this and i was thinking you were gonna go home with him yeah audibly out loud i'm going what the fuck is going on like this cannot be real this can't be real and my roommates in the row across from us looking back like oh no

she obviously knows and everyone in the car is like oh my god oh my god and i just had to sit there and bite the bullet the whole ride home i'm like i'm gonna probably i'm like trying not to cry i was like so sad about it and whatever but he tells you he doesn't fuck right he tells you he doesn't fuck her right yeah and then recently you had a conversation he was like i like i was obviously started a fight after that because i was like that was so out of pocket that like yeah fuck the musician or two he knew that was hurting me or whatever and i was like like that was so crazy it's embarrassing like you're in front in front of your friends in front of my friends like don't do that because it's like people know

that i like you don't embarrass me in front of these people and he's also or he Made me feel insane like you were so out of pocket. She's my friend like what the fuck are you talking about? Like she's literally my friend She was not his friend just found out that him and uber girl decided to really do the fucking dirty No, but it wasn't after it was before which makes it a million times worse because it's like You made me feel crazy knowing That you already slept with her Fucking insane really insane I really want this week to be about vengeance for you

I'm really I'm not gonna lie Hunter's like the moral Friend that's like just end it and I'm like fuck All his friends now he's my best Friend I love him to the end of the earth like I really Do no I whether you say it Or not he really is my best friend so like I don't want to just, like, completely eliminate him. Stop slanging your pussy at him, please.

Oh, I am. I promise. Mark my words. This is on camera. The way we're going to play this for her in a week. I know. She's going to be fucking him next week. With a beat drop, beat drop, beat drop.

I promise. I promise you. She doesn't promise. She doesn't promise shit. That happened to me once, though. I got in a Sprinter with Jake, and this girl fucking sat on top of him and i'll never ever ever forget it because the sprinter door closed and this is right as like everything was public and obviously we were like super open but he was like so we're only letting bad bitches in the sprinter right

and i was like oh like just fucking oh like i couldn't even imagine never had a situation like that where it was like so blatantly in for i was like you know like i mean he didn't owe me shit though i'm not coming for him yeah see what are you trying to back reel it back on Jake and I can't defend him I really never got to know him at all that was the one ex of yours I think I got to know

everyone of your exes why does everyone think I fuck you and fucking hate my life do you know that I've never had a conversation with Jake in my entire life my moral friends really avoided that I'm intimidated by him like heavy. He would look me right in the face and say something and I'd be like,

he always really loved you. I don't know. Ari and Amari literally absolutely never showed up about him and loving him and missing him. They all were so close to them. It's so annoying.

I became friends with like John and Abby and all them after. Yeah. But like not when you guys were together and you know. So moving on. Yeah. That's the one thing

everyone wants me to touch on and I just like refuse because I'll just like have a breakdown maybe one day I'll have a I mean but I've just done enough people get it

I think you can you can assess the situation for what it fucking is fair enough having Trisha on the podcast she is so amazing that was my first time ever meeting her

she is so amazing I wasn't there I'm sure you all noticed I booted Brooke and she has not like literally not let it go I'll never forget it

because I'm Trisha's biggest fan. I would have been so good. I was just overwhelmed. It would have been a big, huge mess if I had been there because I'm such a Trisha fan that it would have been like out of power. I would have been like, so how's your aunt? She's like two times speed and like wild. So I was just scared of like too much going on.

It would have been very overwhelming for me and it would have been a sensory overload because I am obsessed. You and I are very much the same and hunter i wanted him to like balance it out i'm not even kidding i was i'm never afraid of people like ever like like you know what i mean but i was so because trisha and i aren't like like friends you know what i mean like like yes like we became like friends during that and like you didn't have a lot of contact outside the and i was so scared she going to sit down and just grill me on everything I've ever done wrong. And to be honest, Trisha is so up. Like, you know, like she might be canceled.

But when she's canceling you, like she usually has a point. I was so scared. She was going to be like, why are you like this? And on the way there, she was like, you cannot say don't say this word. Don't say this. You have to act like this. And I was just like, I'm just going to be me. Because I'm not really.

I was freaking out. She was very nervous. And then she got here and Trisha was just like the most laid back. She is awesome human. I was freaking out. She was very nervous. And then she got here and she was just like the most laid back, awesome human. I was fully debating. Oh, God. No, you're fine. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bet Rivers is the place.

Over, under, money, line. Same game, Paul A's, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with Bet Rivers Sportsbook. Take a chance. I would have been like afraid to just because like you could have like a perfectly like amazing, like normal conversation with Tricia. And all of a sudden you say one thing like you could have like a perfectly like amazing like normal conversation with Trisha and all of a sudden you say one thing and she could be like wait you're wrong like that can't be right and then you're just fucking wrong I was sitting in the makeup chair truly being like do I just tell her I'm sick and I was like you're gonna fake

COVID to get I was like go to the podcast what the fuck is wrong with you icon she's a legend she's perfect I love I'm actually so happy we did it and like I'm glad that I just like bit the bullet and like did something I was afraid of and started with that like it's a legend. She's perfect. I love her so much. I'm actually so happy we did it. And I'm glad that I just bit the bullet and did something I was afraid of and started with that. And it's a great episode. I've seen it. It's so great. Dude, we took our tits out after and took OnlyFans pics.

And my entire life was made. I can't even. I have always wanted to see her tits in person. And I was just so, so, so, so, so, so excited. It was absolutely ridiculous. What else should we talk about? I have to pee so badly. So do I.

Okay, so. Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay. Fucking hold it. When me and my sisters were younger, we used to sit on the toilet pee so bad. So do I. Okay, so. I'm sorry. It's okay. When me and my sisters were younger, we used to sit on the toilet together and pee at the same time.

How is that even possible? What? Is that real? I don't know. Did you hear about Did you talk about Oh my God, I don't think we can talk about

I know exactly what you're going to say. One of my friends just caught her boyfriend jacking off backwards on the toilet. And I don't understand the backwards like she walked into him on the toilet backwards about to jack off yeah i just want to know the

mentality behind that what's it so you're curious on that mentality too like go in the shower so your cum like goes into the toilet like also backwards so why couldn't you just backwards weird like you're standing up even so it's gonna go up it was just it didn't make any sense like logically for me i just don't like the image i don't like where this is going pointing it down yeah guys we don't have to talk about this yeah we can talk about how famous your best friend tana is this podcast is making me look literally horrible i don't need an hour to just talk. Last night, I opened Twitter to find out that they mentioned me in the latest episode

of American Horror. I just can't believe they did that. That is actually super awesome. I won't take that away from you. That's fucking huge. And honestly, I was even feeling,

I was like on top of the world because I know all my boyfriends like American Horror Story. As Harry says, the trickle down clout. I'm not even kidding because all the people who like, I swear,

my little boyfriends are watching American Horror Story. It's their favorite little show and they're watching it and they're seeing Tana Mongeau and you know what they're thinking of? Not thinking of Tana. They're thinking of Brooke Schofield. And that pussy. Good for you.

Yeah, I kind of agree. Oh God, I was just going to say something nice, but you said that pussy. No, like honestly, that's cool. Like, congratulations on that. I just said it so that I can have them BS me. My dad's going to have a stroke. He loves American Horror Story so much. When traditional media

takes the time to like make a wish me and mention me, it's very cool because I just feel like literally I'm so canceled. I feel like we should not be saying make a wish me

because that is for sure people who like need the wish. I'm sorry. Let us know in the comments if you think that that is offensive. I'm sorry to all the wishers. Can we, I actually haven't seen it and offensive I'm sorry to all the wishers can we I actually haven't seen it

and I want to react to it though so could we could we roll that clip because I I don't know what they said oh great oh my gosh I can't

okay when we first started doing this what did we do we were having a good time taking things over crashing that debutant ball or painting 10 emojis

how pink or no no way that's literally insane no way that's i don't know the context i haven't seen the episode but i just think that's so you have to watch the whole writer had to write that down it had to be approved it went in i don't know there's probably 20 writers in the room for a show like american horror story there's probably 20 writers in the room they were drunk that day you relevant They deemed you relevant enough. Congratulations. That's crazy. Thank you so much, American Horror Story, for keeping me alive for another week. I don't have to

bring up the McBrooms again this week to stay relevant. Dude, the way the internet is like, if you talk about them one more time, I'm sorry. I need to stop. It's just so easy. It's the quickest million views on TikTok. I can't even fucking deal. Can you? Yeah, of course. I'm gonna take a shot. Should we take a shot. Should we take a shot?

Should we take a shot? I'm scared. I'm just getting nervous. Okay, ASMR girl. Ew, you sound like your girlfriend. Who? I don't have a girlfriend. Hunter has 20 girlfriends and we just have a million different names for them.

Let's be very clear. I don't have any girlfriends at all. Oh my God. This one in particular is ASMR girl. We referenced her on the first podcast, ASMR girl. But Hunter, you found two new girlfriends this week, right? You fell in love at your shoot? I fell in love at my shoot.

It's never happened before. I'm very clear. I'm very professional. I never, ever, ever, ever talk to somebody who I'm shooting or even after I'm shooting. At least wait at least six months to even think about talking to them. Okay.

Keeping the photographer repertoire up. No, but Hunter texted me right away. He goes, this has never happened to me where I meet someone and on the spot, I'm like, oh my God, I will drop every other girl for this girl. And that's what he said. He goes, I would tomorrow drop every single girl

for this girl. And he showed me who she was and I was like, I would drop everything for this girl. Yeah, she's very beautiful. She's honestly stunning. Absolutely stunning. I already followed her on tiktok oh wow i followed her before you ever said tiktok i'm so excited i sent her a dm after we shot just pretty much saying like oh enjoyed shooting with you that you killed it very very professional very hoping though that she was like here's my pussy okay i don't think she's that type of girl i'm sorry i'm sorry for

the all the pussy remarks i don't know what's wrong with me today. She responded and said, love shooting with you, smiley face, heart. And then sent another message saying like, ugh, dreading this drive home. Yeah, so she wanted to keep smiling. I'll drive you in the Jeep, baby. I got this place we can chill at. Don't out him. Don't out me again.

I'm team up. Thank you. No, she clearly wanted to keep the conversation going. So I responded and I said, oh, like leaving so soon. Like, I would love to like have. I thought we were going to have dinner tonight. And she was like, how about Sunday?

And I was like, I'm going to be out of town. How about Tuesday? That's just so hard. Meanwhile, though. Meanwhile, all of this is happening. I spent the entire weekend. Absolutely. Hunter, I'm going to out you right now.

He's so in love with, madly in love with Taylor. David Dobrik's assistant. She's really, really fucking pretty. And we see Taylor a lot, obviously, He is so in love with, madly in love with Taylor, David Dobrik's assistant. She's really, really fucking pretty. And we see Taylor a lot, obviously, because she is the one who is actually helpful when things are going wrong with our house. I've seen her twice in my entire life. Really?

Do you think that when David chose his assistants, he was like, you know what? These ones are both. Because both of his assistants are like fucking beautiful. And Ella, all three. They're all so funny. That's what I was thinking of. Oh, Natalie.

Oh, Natalie. Yeah. Okay. Because Natalie, I don't think is his assistant anymore. and Ella all three they're all so funny that's what I was thinking of oh Natalie oh Natalie yeah okay well because Natalie I don't think is his assistant anymore no she's still just like super executive

I think she's very she's more like on the higher end of things I'm thinking Ella and Taylor yeah like they're all just so fucking beautiful and I'm obsessed with both of them

Ella is just like I requested Taylor on Instagram maybe like I thought you were gonna tell me I requested Taylor because she's on private

she did not accept me for I don't know did she finally accept you though She did not accept me for, I don't know. Did she finally accept you though? Yesterday. So here's the thing though. I want to take full credit for that. It was David's birthday. So we were like at his house all weekend.

And there was a point where I was up in his bed with David, sitting with Taylor, just utterly campaigning. I was feeding David lines like, Hunter's a great guy. Tell Taylor. And he'd be like, so Hunter's a great guy. Like fully like script writing for David and we pitch and we pitch and we pitch and Taylor

finally accepted your follow request and I oh my god I would do anything for you guys to be together like she's so cute for David's birthday too like everyone was going crazy even the other assistants I was definitely like feeding shots to Ella or whatever Taylor's like in the club with like a macbook like working like out the party, no makeup.

Like, you know, I'm just like, I just think about how hard Tana's assistants work and like, just imagine that. But like, except David. I'm like brand friendly and like a better person. Just like David, but I'm just saying. No, it was insane. But I felt like Cupid.

I felt like I actually like got in there and I just, I would do anything. It would be the cutest fucking relationship. I can't even deal. So you're super welcome for that. That Taylor follow. I can't even, you know what I mean? Truly, truly honored. Yeah, I would just do anything for you, Hunter.

I would do the same. What do you need? Who could you set me up? I'm literally taken. No, I'm next. I'm the one who's freshly on the market. Yeah, Brooke actually texted me. I texted Hunter the other day and I said,

listen, I'm ready to be less toxic. Please find me another boyfriend. And Hunter will set me up like here and there, but he sets me up with like, I love being taken. I just miss the fun. What? It's the deal with what? What happened? Go ahead. The last person I set you up with. That's not her fault. We can't talk

about that, right? Say we're amazing humans. Don't act like he's not. That's who I would literally drop everything in the entire world for that man, but we can't even talk about it because it broke my heart. Why not? Can we talk about it, please? Briefly, briefly.

We can briefly talk about it. Hunter set me up with pretty much the most eligible bachelor in the entire world. Great guy. Flawless, amazing, talented. I love him. 10 out of 10, I recommend. In another life, I would kill to be in her shoes. Right.

I would die for this man, and still to this day but I just What? What'd you do? No, I'm not gonna die. Brooke had another little fun time in the movie theater. Brooke did have a fun time in the movie theater and

something might have happened where I had an embarrassing moment with this guy. I think that I honestly Is this outing if I like say what happened?

Outing what? Just say it. I don't want him to be like because it doesn't embarrass me but I don't want him to be like cause it doesn't embarrass me but I don't want him to be like why would you talk about that

she bled all over his cock y'all I'll do it she bled everywhere all over my boy all over my boy she you were cutting this out this is not even

we're not but he he was so fine with it he was literally like so funny about it like he was completely cool to be real the only reason I would

literally absolutely ever bring it up but don't get me wrong obviously if it's like your trauma I'm not the one it. He was literally like so funny about it. Like he was completely cool. To be real, the only reason I would literally absolutely ever bring it up. But don't get me wrong, obviously, if it's like your trauma, I'm not the one. I'll literally cut it out. Don't don't call me out. Don't call me out. I will cut it out. But what I like about him is I think that if you bleed on a guy and he reacts like a little pussy baby back bitch, it's an automatic sign that he's just not the fucking one.

Like you're not a man. You can't handle it. You can't handle the blood of like. No, this man was the sweetest angel not the fucking one. Like you're not a man. You can't handle it. If you can't handle the blood of like. No, this man was the sweetest angel in the entire world. He was like so, he was just like such an angel. I've never had.

She took the shower. That's how you know the guy's like actually with it. Can I tell you something? We're getting really personal here on the canceled podcast. I'm like, to be clear, I get my period the same day every month and it is on the 17th.

This happened on the 4th of the month. 4th of July. She was wearing all white. Well, you don't have to say the 4th of July. I get a little detailed. I don't want to piss off her boyfriend that she still cares about even though we fucking ripped him into it on this podcast.

Literally, I'm like, he stopped listening by now. He was completely cool about it so that's why i think it's fine to talk about because he like i never never like was like he did not care at all he was like a sweetheart about it but it mortified me because if it were like someone i didn't care about if it were anyone if it were harry i would have been like whatever but it was like somebody who actually like i actually cared what he thought about me so i was like this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me i will never recover from it but it's so hot that he literally just took it to the shower

and didn't give a fuck about you again he's so hot that's everything and more like and if anything I think like maybe I'm wrong but it kind of gives the story some character which I think I'd rather be memorable oh I threw up on you the first time we met and then we got married stories I hope it's that so if you're listening there you go

now you know I'm not gonna lie I think it gives you like it gives you a lot of character and it makes you just more memorable in his eyes. And I wouldn't. I don't know. All it does is just give you an extra like memorabilia traits. We've all bled. We've all been bled.

I don't want to be remembered that way. I don't know about you guys. Yeah. I know. It's happened to me before. It's never happened to me before. All you do is just. Everyone assured me like that's so normal.

It happens all the time. For me, I was so mortified because nothing similar to that has ever i would never put myself in that situation where i like how'd you react were you chill or were you just like i was not chill oh when you want to bet on sports played on a field or ice or course bet rivers is the place over under money lines same game polly's it it's all fine you put a smile on your face bet on the sports you love with that river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor

free of charge but he see that's why he was the meteor because I was not, I was literally so, I told him, I was like, if anyone were to ask me my most embarrassing moment, I would say this. Was that on our leather couch or white leather couches? Wait, I want you to stop. Dude, in high school, this just reminded me of this in high school. I was like, I had this

boyfriend and I was cheating on him, sorry. And it was with one of his friends and it was, it was one of the like popular guys and I was so excited to like hook up with him and like whatever and I went to his house

and he was eating me out and I bled, I'm not kidding, like blood clots on this guy and I knew I was on my period. I just thought it was over. I just thought it was over.

I literally straight, She knew. I straight risked it for the biscuit and I'm talking blood Clots from like his scalp To like his chest And this man was like

Oh Like scarred Like he was not chilled About it at all He was literally scarred for life And I'll never Ever Ever

Ever Ever forget it When I was in college There was this one girl I was in my dorm room Freshman year Halloween night Hook up with this girl

She's wearing a cowboy's Cheerleader outfit That's where I remember And we're hooking up i was like doing my thing whatever and i'm like oh my god oh my god she's like super like super wet say it she's so wet which for me i love making him that she did everything i was like oh my god this is fucking like yeah great she go we'll go to bed next morning wake up She leaves in the morning. Before I wake up, I'm like, great. I look around and it looks like a CSI Dexter set. Like handprints.

Why would you not tell me this when I need it at the moment? Blood handprints all across my bed, on my dresser, on my walls, everything. And I had no idea that that was. Did you think it was like Halloween blood or did you just know? Oh, no, I knew immediately. I was like. You were like, oh, wow. I remember one time, Hunter, when I was like.

Yeah, it was crazy. When I was like into you a little. Sorry, but I mean, whatever. I was sleeping in your bed. Who cares? And I fucking woke up to blood in your bed, like all over your bed. And I remember you were trying to tell me it was my blood and it wasn't my blood. And I'll never forget it.

It 100% was your blood. It wasn't my blood. Like, oh, man, I'm bleeding. No, I just think it's some other bitch blood in your bed and you didn't want to. Zero percent chance. blood it wasn't like oh man i'm bleeding no i just think it's some other bitch blood in your bed and you didn't know what i want to say right now is that if you had blood stories hunter's a fake friend i take back everything i forgot about it i take back everything nice that i ever said about hunter this entire podcast because when i hunter was the first person i called when this incident he does puppy dog guys hunter was the first person i called when this incident happened

i facetimed him and I go literally 911 emergency. I need to talk to you right now. And I immediately calmed you down and said, it's okay. I told him exactly what happened. And I was like, listen, I have no idea. This is like the most awful thing that's ever happened to me. And no, after a second, he said some nice things. But immediately he goes, wait, what?

You bled on him? He goes, oh, no, no, no, no. He goes, wait, what? You bled on him? He goes, oh, no, no, no, no. He goes, oh, no. And I literally felt sick to my stomach. I was like, I have to end it all. But by the end of the conversation, I let you know, like, he was so fine. Yeah, but at no point during that conversation

did Hunter ever say, it's happened to me, it's totally normal. No, the whole time he was like, oh, yeah, that's pretty bad, but I'm sure he doesn't care, but, like, that's really bad. Well, now you know that bleeding is just, it's a part of life. It's completely fine.

It's part of life. My last two relationships were vampires completely, like obsessed with drink my period blood. It's kind of strange. So disturbing. We should probably wrap the podcast here. I would be here.

Another great episode of canceled podcast. And if you're my dad, I hope you stopped watching a long, long time ago. And if you're my dad, like,

where were you? Oh God. I'm gonna get you now. All right. you're my dad like where were you? Should we end it here because I was gonna end it with us actually discussing our friendship Oh, we should we probably just wrap up the mini shit and then go fucking go and call it a day It confuses a lot of people a lot of people still watch our shit see our stories like, you know See us posting each other and they're like what the fuck like isn't that mindy whatever i mean i did even our he when we got here he's like who's mindy like we're reading our podcast yeah i mean i'm not gonna lie i put out that like heater video and it's not like we ever came back with like i wanted to do a sit down like a way to point something out if you type in tana mojo on youtube that's still her like front page it also was your pinned video

on your response was your pin video on your instagram for a while it's still her front page video. Your response was your pinned video on your Instagram for a while. It's still in my bio. She had to make some AdSense to make up for me being just like rapidly a contact. I made rent for several months off that. Listen, this is what I'll say about it. This is what I'll say about it. You were in the wrong.

You were in the wrong. You both should not have acted the way you did. I think it was, she has no space to talk about that. She had 46 boarders at the point, at that time it was happening. You should have done that in the movie theater. But regardless, like, it wasn't that big of a deal. And she made it way bigger because she wanted to make a fucking series. I know, I was just, it was a great story.

And I'm so stupid. I admire you for making a story out of it. Because honestly, I get all of you fans are really, like she's really dry on YouTube right now. Anything that she can make a story out of, I want her to do it because honestly, like it was a great, great video.

It was just about me. If it weren't about me, I would have been like, oh my God, that was the shit. However, it was about me. I obviously got the wrath of it all. I was in the wrong, 100%. Like you said,

I was fully in the wrong and I knew I was in the wrong. A hundred percent. Like you said, I was fully in the wrong. I knew I was in the wrong. We could have entirely handled that privately. I think that I was just fully sent over that. Chad Monson not made karma and that not been the worst week of my life. I don't even know if I ever would have talked about it. It was more just like these bad things happen. So I'm going to talk about them all.

It was like, it was just, yeah. Like you said, it's like the worst week in my life or whatever. Yeah. You're like, but it was,

I was never, to be clear, I was never upset that she made the video about me. Like, I mean, of course I was because I got a lot of like backlash from it. But I was more,

I was, I was upset over the situation because I felt bad that I had like done something bad to Tana. And I said in my video, whatever, don't watch it,

honestly. But I'm like, maybe you should like, because I still get it. But I felt, I felt bad that like a person who had been a good friend to me, I like did a really awful thing to you. I really did. I mean, maybe you should, like, because I still get money for me. But I felt bad that, like, a person who had been a good friend to me, I, like, did a really awful thing to you. I really did.

I mean, I don't, when I even look back now, though, I don't even think, like, oh, it was really awful. I think it was literally just dumb shit and we were, like, drunk and, like, who really cares? I think that, A, people don't realize that, like, things can happen off camera. But also, like, what I say about it is I've never had a friend where, like, we weren't friends and their presence was so avidly missing in my life. Like I was just like, I missed you every single day. Like I missed you every single day. And then I was just like, why? Like and keep in mind to this boy.

Like he's such a fuck boy in L.A. It's not like it was anyone that I loved. Everyone. There's not a person we know who hasn't hooked up. No, sincerely. Like everyone's a talker. He's a sweet talker anyone that I loved. Everyone. There's not a person we know who hasn't hooked up. No, sincerely. Like everyone's a talker. He's a sweet talker. He coerced everybody.

100%. And I think to let someone like that ruin something that's clearly like so good. And like both of us are just like fucking like little narcissistic. Like, you know, like we both our egos were pissed and we got pissed and we like we took it to the Internet. But like people make up and like people don't realize that. And it's also like, clearly after all that, if we didn't love each other and think that the other, like, likewise, that are good people, like we wouldn't still be here. And it's like to us, I guess it's very obvious, but to a lot of people, it's just like not. Well, that's what people forget. There's a lot of things that you don't see.

There's a lot of like behind, like 99.9% of our relationship and our friendship is like when we're not posting stories we're just like fucking sitting on the couch like people don't don't know what they don't know and like it's frustrating for me to see people like even commenting on this podcast

that are like they're frenemies they secretly hate each other it's like okay we had one big fight we publicized the fuck out of it and we made our bag and like

we're both not the type of people like secretly hate a friend and have mean girl energy like and feel like and I don't have the energy if you think I could sit around and hang out with someone

that I like actually hated like day and night all the time like since you also you would not have anyone in the house every day that you didn't enjoy their presence

as well like you know like watch you remove people from the house in the past and like it's very and Hunter was a big advocate to like

of just like be fucking friends again because he saw us both just strife. The first time we saw each other. It was literally like I credit is like the worst breakup I've ever had. Like it was really it was really really sad and hard and like it was so sad. I was shitty when it happened but it's like it happened to us

it did not happen to anybody else and it's frustrating that people are carrying it on. I get why people are confused and they're like, babe, you should probably talk about it and probably clarify. But to us, it's just so over. Over.

It's so over. I don't think about that in my day. I never, ever factor that into anything that I think about Tana. 100%. 100%. I couldn't agree more. Like,

it's the last thing I literally think about unless someone makes a joke. And it's kind of just like, oh, ha ha, that happened. It's funny though. Brooke and I, when we weren't friends,

we didn't see each other for so long. And like, I just remember the first time I saw you at a house party, I just started bawling. No, that's not true. I'm going to, that's not, she's a liar. Wait. She's a liar.

I go straight, I saw her, it was the first time that we had seen each other in person because it was like COVID times. We weren't really going out. I saw her in person and I like, I was so sad. I was with my roommates at the time and I was like, should I go talk to her? And at that time, Ari had just reached out to me and I like, I was so sad. I was with my roommates at the time and I was like, should I go talk to her?

And at that time, Ari had just reached out to me and was like, you know what? Like, he's like, I forgive you. Like, whatever. I did blackmail him into forgiving me. But he was like kind of playing mediator at the time. And he was like, you should talk to her. You should, you should go up and talk to her. Like, you should talk to her.

And so I was, I was feeling all hyped up. I'm drinking, I'm drinking. I go straight up to him and her. Like, you should talk to her. And so I was feeling all hyped up. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I go straight up to Hannah and I go, you want to talk? And she goes, no. Looks me right in the face and she goes, nope. And I literally go to the bathroom, start sobbing my eyes out. I was like, sorry.

That does suck. I definitely, I was mad for a second. I don't remember that, but I believe it. She was like, no, I don't want to talk. And then like the more, I don't know if it was like she got more drunk or whatever. Was it the same night? Yeah, same night. Oh, okay. Probably 30 minutes later, she came up to me and she goes, okay, come over.

And then I just bawled. Okay. And we start sobbing to each other. And for probably like three, four weeks after that, people think it was like, oh, immediate. Like we immediately just started being friends again. We forgot all about it. No, like for weeks we were texting back and forth and i was afraid that maybe she had been so drunk that night that she didn't know that she or like that she didn't mean what she said i was like maybe she

just was so drunk and she like thought she forgave me and like she didn't mean it i kind of remember and i i guarantee you the night started and i was just like ego and i was like no you and then i probably like a shot or two and i was like wait but i missed her so much all i really remember is i went out with like jack and jack and like sammy and all or two and I was like wait but I miss her so much all I really remember is I went out with like Jack and Jack and like Sammy and all of them and they were like

responsible for me that night and every single one of them after I was crying to you for an hour were like we have to go like we have to leave you like you've been bawling for so long

like I just remember being like literally bawling my fucking eyes out like we both were we were just like I miss you I miss you I miss you

it was emotional I would just be like Tenna you don't fucking care and I'm like Brooke you didn't do it out of spite. And that was it. It wasn't like either. It was wrong.

I was wrong. Everyone, like, honestly, it was a really shitty situation. But it was like, I don't know. It wasn't immediate. It wasn't like all of a sudden we're friends again. We've texted back and forth for weeks without anyone knowing. I don't think anyone in the group really knew what was going on. We'd text and she'd be like, okay,'m in miami but like as soon as i'm back

like yeah i really want to like sit down whatever have a talk yeah which i never do it was like a month straight of us like really like we would we would text each other randomly and just be like hey i love you like just so you know i like really do love you all about my old manager too all while my people want me to talk about that's so bad but god i'm just not emotionally ready we'll get there but um all while my old manager was doing everything to make you sign to him and over a trauma bond like it's like and it yeah fuck her fuck her let me take your money this week has been a hectic one i don't even know i was sick most of the week a lot of dental surgery so i'm just happy to like not be disgusting and be back yeah we're all back on our a game. I'm back on the market.

Nice. Hunter is available. He might not be. Going on tour with Jaden Machine Gun Kelly. He's going on a Jeep tour. Get out of here. Leaving us in the goddamn dust. I'm getting rid of my car actually. It's gone now for the fucking first podcast so we're good on that. Thank you guys for tuning in to yet another suitable episode

of the Cancelled Podcast. We appreciate you guys. We love you. Thanks for you guys we love you thanks for coming we love you peace Animojia is cancelled when you wanna

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