Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 32: Tana and James Charles Coachella Reunion Ep. 32

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

This week Tana and Brooke discuss Tana’s first week off 75 hard. Tana reveals she was left at the Redrocks in Vegas. They have Ari join in to recap and rate Coachella outfits. Finally Billy McFarland calls in to announce his plans for Fyre Fest 2. Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Follow Tana on IG: @tanamongeau Follow Brooke on IG: @brookeschofield Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello and welcome back to episode 4 of season 2 of the Cancelled Podcast. Hi Brookie. Hi Tana. It feels so good to be home. Oh, I'm so happy to have you back. Today I was reviewing episode 3 of Cancelled and I was like watching that last episode and that was like day 75. Like I drank for the first time, you know know like life was good and the way I have ruined

my life in the past like week and a half did you crash and burn no I just I think I went back to the lifestyle I lived before 75 hard okay well for yeah that's that's about all I can give and I was just watching that episode I was like god I love that girl. And I'm excited to be her again. I loved that. Like, it's a lapse in the time. I haven't seen you since you started drinking again. Hardly at all. So it's like in my head, you're still sober.

Which I mean, minus the glass of wine in your hand. Awesome for you. There is a glass of wine in my hand. But oh, my God, Brooke. I just can't even. I'm like totally fine with you being um a drinker as long as like everybody else suffers you know it's honestly i don't really think i'm not at the point of my drinking yet where like everyone else is suffering like i've been good these past like these past two

weekends where i drank and like did shit just to everyone self like i'm the one who suffered so we shot that episode and i immediately went to Vegas, which is just like, and I had to go for Easter and I get it. And it's, it's beautiful Easter. The thing is, I love Amari's family and I love the holidays and everything that happens within that home is,

you know, beautiful cooked food, family love, whole nine, you know, shit I never got as a child. But the second I put my foot on the pavement outside of their house every decision I make in that city is so sad yeah Vegas is just hard I feel

like you can't go there and not kind of go crazy exactly and I think after 75 days of being so good and then being immediately put in the Vegas environment yeah you probably should have like dipped your toes in the water maybe drank a little more around LA before you just jumped right like right right right into Vegas and Easter Sunday was great I had an awful encounter with my ex-boyfriend in Las Vegas oh I spent the entire week before Coachella crying about it and then went directly into Coachella now I'm like it's just nothing has been healthy. Wait, so what? Did you see him? Did you not see him?

What's the drama? Okay. And I have to, here's the thing. I feel like you almost right now. Because it's like, I want to protect this person. Oh. Like, I feel guilty. Like, saying these bad things.

A wise person once told me that it is not your job to protect another person who did unto themselves. Exactly. Right. Yeah. And I don't know why I feel so bad saying this because it is literally the truth. You know, let me just give you a little backstory. Okay. Okay.

And I might cry when I talk about it. Don't. I mean, it's fine. No, because I can make jokes now. I can make jokes now. So we break up and you know how our breakup was. We've talked about this long distance didn't work. It was very amicable. Yeah, it was so easy. I'm pretty sure you just called him and you make jokes now. So we break up. And you know how our breakup was? We've talked about this. Long distance didn't work. It was very amicable.

Yeah, it was so easy. I'm pretty sure you just called him and you're like, maybe we should break up. And he was like, OK, chill. It was like I was ordering pizza, bro. Like it was like the easiest thing in the world. And we were so good. And his energy was very much. I'm still going to marry you.

I still want to be with you. Next time I see you, I can't wait to see you. It's up and it's stuck. We'll pick up where we left off. Blah, blah, blah. OK. So obviously, like a month goes by after our breakup and it starts nearing the time that i'm going to vegas i'm not like trying to hook up with him or get back together or anything like

that i'm just excited to be like good and i miss him the last time i saw him was valentine's day we were together we were happy like you know what i mean so i'm excited to just hang and he's texting me like every day before vegas being like more days, two more days, one more day. What should we do this weekend? I can't wait to see you. Face timing me whole night. Yeah. So you're excited to go see it.

Yeah. The morning I'm about to leave for Vegas was the night before we had our canceled lunch dinner. OK. That was that was a time, too. We should definitely talk about that. And we really we could we could go into that right now if you want. Let's let's go into that before Vegas. I can circle back.

The canceled lunch dinner was insane. That was, I guess I, I'm wrong. I did experience you drinking a little bit before you went to Vegas. Cause that, you definitely were drinking that night. I was so, cause that was my first like real night out after 75 hard, you know? I mean, you weren't horrible. I mean, you were pretty horrible. I got a little horrible after, but you left when I was like horrible.

No, that's not true. Oh, no. I told everyone. I was like, I'm not leaving her like this because I would never, ever want her to leave me. No, not at BOA. I'm saying here at the house. In my house. I was still here for a long time, too, but you disappeared.

But no, but then by that time, you were already like just with one person. Being awful to them. Okay, but that's fine i was just trying to make sure you weren't publicly embarrassing that's very true i kept tabs on that you and i have this like serious thing where we love especially when it's like our successes we love to like invite people we want to like see it oh for sure and people involved you know pool boy pulled up like we didn't even invite him he was just in the same restaurant randomly as well like get in here yeah bryce Hall same thing like all these people just started coming in like whole nine so we just

it was very much a conglomerate cesspool of a lot of our different dramas and intricacies of our lives coming together that was crazy you just sounded like brilliant to me thank you because I think I'm slurring yeah if you think Tana Mongeau sounds smart and seriously that's a you issue you have a college almost if I don't know the word I don't know if you think tana mojo sounds smart seriously that's a you issue you have a college listen if i don't know the word i don't know if you're misusing it that's that's so true and that's why you're my favorite person to talk to and so we just had a night that night i won't even get into my actions that night like i think that i'm really trying to stop saying things on this podcast i know i'm going to cut out later in the edit we have had an issue with this i don't

know if you guys guys have noticed in the past couple episodes like all of a sudden i'll be talking about something you're like how did she get on that topic or like vice versa and it's because we keep having to cut stories that we're like a little scared to keep well because we just i we haven't done this in a while and i think we're excited to do it again and we really sit down with the rogue shit that happens and air it out and then it's like wait i literally can't yeah like we still have to like live a personal life yeah and like exactly people like us so but i don't know i i'm i'm not as scared really as i used to be like i feel like the last time around but i told tana today i got a couple comments on the last one that were like brooke's being so sus and secretive she's trying to keep everyone's identities under wraps i'm like i literally told

you guys i suck dick behind a dumpster and like what more do you want from me like i'm not giving you enough personal information and then of course tana posts him on her snapchat face and all that i was drunk still the next day oh yes i was actually drunk still the next day i was like this will be so funny to post pool boy three days later after vegas i was like that was a bad idea well it's like fun and fresh for you because it's like oh i hooked up with this guy i said i sucked his dick behind the dumpster i've said the most awful things i've done with pool boy that you can now trace back like yeah that's so true like pool boy he's a he's just collateral i saw him at coachella actually i'll get into that later but i saw him at coachella my whole interaction was like yo my bad about the podcast not even podcast podcasts like he's a main

character and we never even see him ever oh i i don't know i see him and then i just apologize and we move on i think we're out of our having sex about him it sounds like he's like such a main character in both of our lives and i literally see him like twice a year i'm not kidding she was just at his house can it okay just just is pushing it so yeah i'm trying to not say things that i'm going to cut out so i'm going to leave out the things i did after the canceled podcast that night because i think they'll end up being cut for the best but i wake up the next day you know looking in my bed like who's here i'm just kidding and i have to go to vegas and that morning my ex calls me and he's like i can't wait to see you tonight. Like, you land tonight. Blah, blah, blah.

Yay. And I'm just resending. I'm hungover wildly. So I'm like, let me take a shot. Wild. Again, point being, that's, we don't know if, you know. She wasn't good there. And I go to Vegas.

And I land. And we all were supposed to go out that night. Like, his friend group and I, like, Isabella, like, hangs out with his best friend as well. It's been, like, a double date sitch for a long time. So we're, like, all trying to link up go to the club like whole nine and i'm texting him and i'm like hey i landed blah blah blah and early in the day he's like let me know like i'll pick you up like what time like we're that cool and then he just goes completely ghost the second i get in vegas that whole night and i'm like this is weird it's hurting my feelings a little bit it's a little

strange but also i my hangover from the canceled night before and then like continuing through the day had finally hit so I was like it's fine I'll stay in tonight tomorrow's Easter Sunday I'll let everyone else go to the club my ex isn't going to be there why would I why would I go I'm yes absolutely which is a terribly toxic mindset but it's true and I wake up the next day and it's Easter Sunday it's so sweet whatever and I'm I'm vibing easter baskets whole nine my ex texts me he says sorry i fell asleep last night blah blah blah don't believe it first of all second of all happy easter sunday i'm about to wrap up with my family let's

link up and we always would link up on holidays like he would come over to amari's house and like say hi to like my family you know what i mean like whole nine like that's kind of what i expected the vibe to be at least from like how he said whatever I respond like an hour and a half later I'm like perfect like let me know when you're done like come by no response for like six hours and I'm like this is weird I'm also leaving I'm also leaving the next day you know so it's like minimal time and it's so weird if we had just broken up and then the next time I'm in Vegas, you don't like make the time to see me. Like it like weirded me out, you know.

Hours and hours go by. And finally I text him. I'm like, OK, like word. Like I'm going to go do shit with my friends then. Like if you're not going to answer, whatever. He FaceTimes me in his bed and he's like, sorry, I just woke up from a nap. Come link up with me. I don't like how many times he said link.

I don't even. I might. That might be like a Team Bryce on God thing. Like I where I'm just saying the word link too much like the same same energy which just feels very impersonal like if my anyone i physically dated yeah i don't let's link i don't think i would think i would die i don't think those were like his specific okay that's good he's like i just woke up from a nap let's do something night blah blah blah so i get all ready because i'm like so i'm like you know i have to look so good spend hours getting ready whatever not answering me again his best friend texts Ashley because Ashley was kind of vibing

with his best friend and was like hey sends a photo of my ex and him so he's with like they're all best friends yeah sends a photo of my ex with him and was like hey Ashley come hang out like Tana's ex is here like let's all link let's all hang out and I'm like did I really just catch a third party invite? Yeah. And that's the worst. You never want to go if like that person in particular didn't invite you. 100%.

And it's just like, it's so weird how you've been like so excited to see me. And then the second I get there, it's like weird, you know? Yeah. And all of a sudden you're overthinking probably like, do I, does he want me there? And then so I'm like hitting all my friends. I'm being like, do I even go? Does he want me there? What do I do?

And of course my friends like, go, go. And like, hitting all my friends. I'm being like, do I even go? Does he want me there? What do I do? And of course my friends like go, go. And like, I love his friends. So I was like, I'll just go. Like, I'll just whatever. But in my head, the entire and it's like it's like an hour car ride. Like basically his entire friend group is in like Summerlin in Las Vegas. And we're in Henderson, which means it takes it's across the city. The strip is in the middle.

Like it takes so fucking long to get there. It's not my side of town. I'm only going to like see this man. We drive like 55 minutes to his side of town town to his friend's house for my third party invite to go see him to like whatever you know what i mean and the whole car ride i'm like should i even be doing this this is ridiculous but you've said you wanted to and i want to talk like i want to yeah you know whatever i get there and i see him and we're drinking and he's like not really drinking and also every day of 75 hard

he's like day 76 with me like with me make promise babe like blah blah blah promise you're drinking with me so the second i see you don't want to drink that much with me and you're being kind of like weird and his energy is just weird and off like he keeps like pretending to like fake fight me and shit and he's like like you can tell he's like a little annoyed and then he has this bright idea that we all should go gamble at this casino called the Red Rock in Vegas. I don't go to the Red Rock. I'm not a Summerlin girl.

I'm a Henderson girl. I go to Green Valley Parkway or I go to the Strip. I go to the Palms. I go wherever. I have been to the Red Rock like four times. I don't go there. I can't stress it enough that I don't go there. And he's like, let's go.

So my ex wants to go gamble at the Red Rock. And it's like 3 a.m. at this point as well. And I'm like, okay, I'm only going there to see you, right? So then everyone piles into this one car. And it's just me and my ex standing in the street. And we're like, okay, we're not going to pile in this car. So we order an SUV and it's just us two. We get in the SUV.

We're like playing old songs. He's like, I miss you. I love you. How are you? I miss you. It you how are you i miss you it's this whole moment i cry i cry maybe i'm drunk but i cry nonetheless you know i'm just i'm just saying and in the car he's like let's hang out later let's actually talk later i missed you like i want to catch up you know and i'm like happy because i'm like okay then i can go home later like did he mean like the next day or no like to 6 a.m but I'm like he's like I have an early morning but like I want to talk to you I

know you leave tomorrow and in my head I'm like this is good I came here obviously for Easter Sunday but we broke up over the phone the last time I was here was for Valentine's Day and we were like perfectly happy I'm excited like some sense of like closure and like you know what I mean you can still do your whole like I'm gonna marry you a bit but like at least we're on cool terms and we can hang out and you want to and like even though you suck the whole weekend like whatever blah blah so i'm going to the red rock for you and then we're gonna hang out after right i get to the red rock and we're gambling and then this is just where the dumb decisions come in i probably blow like a thousand dollars just like like off rip at

the table ridiculous like i'm just being dumb but i'm like i want to gamble next to my ex who's like spending money and i want to like keep up and like you know what i mean i'm not gonna ask him for money because we're not dating like to gamble so i'm just gonna like match his energy like whatever we're vibing he's like i'm excited to hang out later he's talking to me he's being like do i come to coachella like blah blah and it's exciting me because i'm like i missed you like it's not like we broke up because you suck as yeah that's it's a different kind of breakup because you didn't really want to break up it was just like how are you Gonna make it work exactly so I'm like excited

We could still be friends and like hang out and whatever We're gambling Look I get Up and I'm like I'm gonna go to The bathroom right I go To the bathroom did he escape 10 minutes in the bathroom

10 minutes however fucking long bathroom i come back out with ashley schwann she went with me all of his friends are there standing there in a circle like this at me he left me at the red rock he left and all of his friends have no explanation they're like we have no idea why he left we have no idea why he left we have no idea he just stormed out of here he just ran out blah blah blah like i don't know why all of his friends are being like he's such a fucking asshole like i'm so sorry like why the fuck would he do that like i don't know why he's no explanation he's not left with everyone's

blowing him up he's not answering at all i tried to take phones off shut left me at the red rock and shut his phone off horrible that's really horrible do you think he like literally the second she got in the bathroom or like the second you got in the bathroom he ran or do you think that he waited a few minutes and then he was like hmm either one i have never i've had so many fucked up things happen to me that i've aired out on the canceled podcast i have never been like left at the blank let alone at the red rock are you fucking kidding me oh my i start scream crying in the red rock i start obviously right it's 5 a.m i don't want to be there his friends are all around you never wanted to be there i never

wanted to be there his friends are all around me it's so goddamn embarrassing in my opinion it's ridiculous i would have been in bed asleep Well because now You're sobbing at the Red Rock And all his friends Can see you Wait sorry I know I know I know

I know So I just leave I leave sobbing Tail between my legs My friends take me I go home Whatever I text him

I say you're dead to me I literally I wish you the Perfect Worst You're dead to me Blah blah blah Doesn't deliver

Obviously his phone's off I wake up the next day To a novella Three part series on how he's not sure what this is anymore because I can't stop posting this boy on my Snapchat. Okay. And about how... You don't leave at the Red Rock. Don't even sit there and justify that.

It's so fine if you feel that way. Communicate that to me. Even... Don't... Don't't don't count down me like it's new year's eve three more days two more days one more day tell me you're fucking mad forever ago or that you don't want to be with me or that you don't want to be cool with me forever ago don't invite me to like hang out and talk and have closure and be cool that night yeah i agree i think i think you should have led with that because i mean devil's advocate listen i'm always in your corner i'm always gonna be on your team no one should be left at the red rock no but i will say like before you guys had even broken up you were talking about

being single on podcasts and stuff and then now you have like i'm not saying we should be together i know but i'm just i'm just saying like maybe from his his end he was like she kind of plagued me i'm gonna i'm gonna do a little reverse and little does he know i'm just a codependent piece of shit you know i understand completely the frustration like the the things he was saying in his message were like valid you know but be consistent if you're mad about that and you're you're already like feeling some type of way about it yeah start lead with that yeah don't get all the way to the red rock before you Decide that's a deal breaker I guess he Didn't make me drive all the way to Summerlin actually stalked him down

There but like don't you understand what I'm trying to say I totally do he was Completely in the wrong and you you did Nothing I'm I'm not saying that no it Was just the way it was handled and Whatever I don't even know so I sobbed The whole day so did you like would you respond like it's nothing with the guy on snapchat or what no no i was just like i feel you completely but

there's no fucking way in the world you should handle that like a fucking child like that like you're awful that's so embarrassing and then he's like you don't deserve this channel i love you i still want to marry me suck my fucking dick sent me a country song like two nights ago all about like the love of his life i was like like, you left me at the Red Rock. You left me at the Red Rock. It's really bad. So that was the country song. The country song was.

I'm really eager to know. Do you remember when the guy sent me a B.O.B. song? Yeah. Dude. I'm not fucking kidding. A man sent me a song one time and said that this reminds me of you. And it was a B.O.B. And this was a month ago.

She played it. It was the most embarrassing B.O.B. song. It was such a sweet song. It was In Case You Didn't Know by Brett Young. That's cute. In case you didn't know. It's not cute when you got left at the Red Rock. Baby, I'm crazy.

At all. Is that the song? I just can't even actually believe it. Yeah, I don't think I would handle being left at the Red rock at all is that the song i just can't even actually believe it so that's why i don't think i would handle being left at the red rock very well either i really think that you were completely justified in your reaction i think maybe maybe that's just the closure you needed he's just he's you know yeah and now i'm going to vegas this saturday i don't think you're ready to go back there i don't think you should be going there again i know i'm just in my watching the fights era i want to go to Ryan Garcia's fight.

I'm so embarrassing. Seriously, stop. I know, I know, I know. But I'm debating and he won't see this because he doesn't use social media. So I can. Do you ever like pre-plan being a psycho cunt? Or is it just me? I do.

I do. For sure. Like I put on my Google Cal like this Wednesday at three. Pre-meditated. Yeah. Like this Wednesday at three, I'm going to be a fucking psycho bitch. When I get to Vegas I'm gonna text him And be like yo

I can't wait to see you Meet me here for drinks blah blah blah I'm gonna send him the Red Rock And I'm gonna have him come And I'm not going to show up Because I will until I get comeuppance Until I get like until I just I won't be okay

That's the only way to even the score 100% he has to meet me at the red rock and i have to not come and then all will be right no i think i think you show up and then leave that's the that's what you do right oh like show up give him like false hope maybe give him a little smooch go to the bathroom and then just never come back either way something like that will happen if i go to vegas just because i'm insane you know what i mean i just you can't just leave me at the red rock and think i'm not gonna like premeditate some shit that is horrible i was like i mean that is pretty bad i don't know why i pictured something so much worse the way that you were reacting to it because

you really were sobbing the whole way like on a jet sobbing well i think it's because i never really cried about like our breakup like i don't even i texted you this the other day i don't think i've ever seen you cry which i think is just brooke i get drunk i i texted you this the other day i don't think i've ever seen you cry which i think is just brooke i get drunk i cry all you've seen me cry like a lot i've never seen it i don't think maybe just because i'm always crying i just assume that everyone should be crying you only care about yourself no you don't remember well i can't think of a time that you've like really just like gotten sad and cried i could i could think a time that you've like really just like Gotten sad and cried I could think of times that you've like laughed yourself Into like a little bit of a tear

Chris Miles? And you never saw me cry? Oh but that's different I don't count like your like belligerent like self Where you can't speak words and you're just like I guess that's true It's more rare that I cry that's like for real I've never seen you like just get like choked up

Talking about something I do that I just compartmentalize my emotions very weird like I'll go home and cry yeah yeah I think you're a lot better about that for sure I think I just never really like processed our breakup because it was so nice and I'd never like in all the time I've known him I'd never seen him capable to be that type of person to like leave me at the Red Rock so I think that's when like curtain comes down and all of a sudden they're just like not the super nice person because they're not dating you anymore.

And I could maybe, yeah, and I could maybe write it off as like always being like an emotional little boy and like just handled it wrong. But still I'd never seen him in that light. So I was very much like shook by it all week if that makes sense. Yeah, I understand. And then we had to come home and prepare for Coachella, which is dark. Oh no.

Oh yeah. I Oh, yeah. I didn't go. This is my first year in like five years not going. And I was so afraid of having FOMO. And then I didn't. Which is I. Yeah. I would say like if I was watching Coachella from an outsider standpoint, I would have had no FOMO.

I'm so jealous of you. I decided last year like in full. Like I made a full written mental decision with myself like I'm never going there again and then like work opportunities happen to where there's I'm not Jeff Bezos there's a price to get me at Coachella and it happened so I was like okay I'll go and that's the thing all year this year I'm just like praying that there's like next year there's no price to get me there because my entire demeanor this weekend was like I don't want to be here yeah I'm feeling they're gonna have to like do a major rebrand or something because I think they're going to they're going to have a couple like flop years where people just don't want to go at all.

Well, people were speculating that that's even kind of why the lineup this year was like a little more like Bjork and like Blackpink and like Bad Bunny, like a little more like people with that drawing different audiences from oh okay because yeah because they're not trying to appeal to like like to sell more tickets though because since like covid it's like gone down yeah i just kept hearing that dude that's true i'm on black pink talk and i'm not kidding i can't that's that actually i do did have fomo about that because i feel like mario i'm like they are the most they're everything they are everything you missed them huh do you know that the only set i saw at all of coachella was frank ocean that had to be disappointed like i almost saw metro boomin which according to everyone was like one of the best sets of the weekend i was there front row artist like ready to watch it and my toes hurt so i left i'm really weird with foot pain i can do a lot of like a lot of pain but if my feet

hurt i'm out yeah i understand that but you got to be careful these girls are getting canceled for complaining about coachella oh my god oh my god fucking cry me a river this was like my ninth coachella i like i'm obviously grateful to be there and i'm sitting here like bitching about it like it's cool and i had a lot of amazing moments and like it's so fun and I was with like all my best friends so I had a great time Coachella even when it was like five years ago it's so different now and I like I've all it's always been like the influencer Olympics you know like people always say that and like people always say it's like LA in the desert and whatever but like now it's just that to the point that there's nothing else but I don't agree with that i think that i mean that's how i felt about

it last year and i left coachella last year thinking like i just stood at the vip bar for three days straight and i could have just gone to an la party and had the same experience and i hated that at any point i could have chosen to go you know to go without all your friends yeah that was the problem but in years past I'd always Gone with like my friends from college and stuff and it wasn't The influencer scene and stuff and that was when Coachella was most valuable to me It was so fun to like actually go

See like all the artists that we loved And like be with our friends and stuff but now It's just not that and I mean all my friends are influencers I fully agree with that Like I had so much more fun going to Coachella's When I could just bop around with my friends and see all the sets I also think that like I would have so much more fun not in Tana Mongeau's body which is I know is like no that is like you that's I mean it's a really important factor because it's not something you can really avoid it's not like you can just

randomly like jump into the do lab and like hope that no one yeah and obviously again wipe your tears with your fuck like I'm not like I'm not bitching About it like that I'm just saying like I'm taking mushrooms And like Molly and shit Trying to like Vibe out and be a weirdo Like licking the grass And then someone's like

Filming me for their TikTok And I have to be like Yes slay Like if I could just Actually be a fucking weirdo And like bop around I know I would have So much more fun

Than like I do And I have to understand That I am just like A participant In the Influencer Olympics And that's kind of My role there Yeah We were talking about this On the last in the Influencer Olympics. And that's kind of my role there. Yeah.

We were talking about this on the last podcast, but standing at the VIP bar and someone's coming up to me like, how's your merch doing? Like, do you need a new merch provider? I'm on Molly. Like literally, this is not a business. Yeah, it's 100 percent. But even just beyond that, I feel 80. Like my bones don't have it in me. My feet don't have it.

Like, I can't. Well, I think it's your choice of shoes. Like my bones don't have it in me. My feet don't have it. Like I can't. Well, I think it's your choice of shoes. I do think it's your choice of shoes. I wore sneakers and boots. Like I just like, I need to wear things. I need to wear like the running shoe I wear to the gym every week. I need to wear something. You need to wear like some Toms or something.

Sincerely. Like what happened to Toms? Don't they like help a kidney? Yeah. One pair to you, one pair to Marianne. I was, I would have had like bobs. I was, that's, you, one pair to Marianne. I would have had, like, bobs. You literally just read my mind. Like, in school, do you remember growing up

and your friends had, like, Toms and Bobs and you had, like, Uggs and... Or Bear Paws. Or Toms and Uggs and you had Bobs and Bear Paws. Yeah. Like... You did not wear a bobs. Oh, absolutely.

Like, we could never afford... I would never even have Vans. I would have, like, Walmart Vans. Like, do you know what I mean? Oh, my God. Like, a pair of Vans was, like... they might as well bought me a fucking golden lottery ticket. Yeah. You know, I get that.

I was an only child to like splurge. Who did I just see wearing Tom's the other day? I think Zac Efron. I kind of believe that. He would be a Tom's wearer. I appreciate Coachella for what it is, but I think it's become at least from the influencer side so much of just like a show and no longer like people actually having fun we're gonna talk about Lauren

Gray made this TikTok I for some reason just like assumed that this was common ass public knowledge yeah I did too but but it's not I guess maybe because we see it all the time but basically her TikTok she was just saying like half the influencers that you're watching and like being jealous of that are going to coachella are not going to coachella they do not have wristbands they do not go to the festival and they just take photos and they're in the desert and like you think they're at coachella and they're not they drive down to palm springs they like bum it on an air mattress which those people might be having a better experience than the people who are actually at the festival who knows but i find that insane though like i just would tell me that's not worth it

Like the whole fun of it all really Is to three day Like 12 concerts a day it's really Fun if you do it like that but people Have always done that for even just like since The beginning of time of me going to Coachella I remember That people drive down to Palm Springs and they Just take photos and videos and shit like

They're going to Coachella you could also go to the parties And stuff so I get that but Yeah and they just like pretend like they're going for maximum clout possible and it's always been just like a funny joke that you like say within your friends i i can't lie you kind of make fun of the people who do that like not because not because it's like oh you're poor you can't afford a coachella wristband more so like i can't believe you care so much to show people that you're a coachella that you'll like fake it. Yeah, that you'll drive. Exactly. That you'll like drive down. But I never realized that no one has like publicly talked about that.

And I thought Lauren Gray was a goat for like doing that. Yeah. Because it really is like it's so true how often that happens. Yeah. I feel like I would do Coachella again. But if I were to do it again, I would probably go with like randoms, like friends from home or like not random. But like even just beyond me sincerely feeling like it's the influencer olympics i don't think my body has it like made out for me anymore like even just the dust i'm

still hacking oh you don't you don't really give me like agile wants to be at a festival for 12 hours exactly like and i'm like it's three days later i'm like hawking up like loogies of dust my originally i used to get to coachella at like noon and i would be there until it ended like that's insane i would that would kill me now for sure like my my cabs or something i can't even go to the grow for that long like at all i can't stand for that long i kept having to just like sit and sit and sit and sit day three i was about to pay ty a thousand dollars to switch shoes with me i told him i would we need to work on your financial decision making. I mean, I guess I don't get to talk.

We know what happened with Marianne. Yeah, how are you doing? I'm doing a lot better, everybody. I realized last episode that I made it sound like I like really am struggling, but I'm not. Really convincing. Well, I had a period of time where I didn't work very much because I was going through it a bit

and that caught up with me several months later. So was the episode that I was in that's when Marianne had a little bit of a hiccup but now she's taking care of her and her family and so we're $30 a month I saw a reddit thread Tana knows right now I'm obsessed with reddit I don't even know if I should say that they don't want the people to know that I see what they're saying on reddit but there is a reddit thread where everyone's, I think Brooke might be a sugar baby. Like there's no way she could afford her lifestyle. She doesn't do any brand deals. I'm like, first of all, tell Natalie that.

Yeah. No, you do a lot of brand deals. I feel like I spend at least once a week like envious of a brand deal you got that I like could never get because I'm not brand safe enough. I don't think that's true. The Reddit threads are wild though. But it's so fun to see like a lot of things a lot of things on reddit about all of us are very correct which is fun i'm worried i'm about to be i posted a photo today what was it i really shouldn't have okay well here's the thing i show up to coachella i'm trying to be a little more

low-key with my fits this year i'm trying to just not care as much like just like whatever and my day one fit i was super stoked on and it is very basic like i know it's a basic ass fit and you wore the same outfit as yeah like it was a little diesel denim fit, I was super stoked on. And it is very basic. Like, I know it's a basic-ass fit. And you wore the same outfit as... Yeah, like, it was a little diesel denim fit. And I was, like, stoked on whatever. And I show up, and I'm walking around, and I'm like, wow, I'm kind of... Like, no one else is wearing diesel as much as I thought. At least it's, like, the It brand right now.

Like, no one has, like, full diesel logos. Like, I'm doing good. I'm stoked on this. Like, no one's really wearing it. I'm at the VIP bar. The infamous VIP bar that everyone spends all of their Coachella at. And I turned around and it's just James Charles in the exact same outfit. Literally like you guys might have,

might as like, or might as well have, might as well have been a couple fully head to toe matching with James Charles. And it looks like you're like, um, your denim look with Jake. And you know, that was unnecessary and mean. Sorry.

It did. Two years ago too, I would have been so fucking pissed. Like fucking so pissed. Like go walk in the corner. You would have had to go home. And face the, I would have like traded outfits with someone probably. Like I was, I would have been, I was, but what are the odds? Like I'm not matching anyone else. And I'm just, it's hilarious.

And my whole Twitter too, all my Instagram tag, like TikTok. The first thing I noticed, I saw your thing. The second he posted, I go, there's no fucking way they're wearing the same outfit. It's hilarious. And it's just like the odds of it all as well. Like I almost wore that day three, you know, like just same time, same everything. I'm glad you wore it day one because I saw some other people wearing it day two so it's like happy it looked like they copied you that's good thank you obviously now James and I are like we're civil or we're chill

and I I talked about that on a podcast or I said something and then one of the tea spill pages on YouTube made this whole fucking video like spill sesh probably one of those like saying like like tana's such a fucking sheep like everything she says and it sucks those t-spill videos the way they work because it's like whatever they say in the video all the comments are gonna like identically match specifically those so it's just all these comments like a friend to all is a friend to none a friend to this as i'm like very much i ride for my friends and i hate the people who wrong them so it just like annoyed me that that was kind of the what people took away from that when in reality all I was ever saying is like I spent a lot of time really harboring a lot of hatred for this

person and being so angry about our falling out and being so angry about who I felt like this person was at the time that I walked out of their life and then obviously let's say I moved to Utah or James moved to Utah or some shit like that like i would have been able to just be like okay i fucking hate him whatever like we're in the same we see each other and you have a lot of the same friends and james is like has become in the past like six months to a year like pretty close with like the people that i'm close with and so it started to kind of be like oh my god amari whatari, what are you doing today? I'm going to James's. Oh my God, Alexis.

Yeah, it's like divorced parents kind of thing. Alexis, can you glam me? Oh, I'm gonna go paint James's painting. Like nothing in specifics, but our shit just started like running very similarly to where I would see him all the time. Or like Paris Hilton, she loves me. She also loves James.

So anything Paris does, like he's probably, you know, it just like started kind of happening like that. so eventually we were at a Paris thing and he like pulled me aside and we had this whole convo and like we're cool now and I hate that people take that and like run like run with it so crazy it's just like sometimes it's nice to be civil with someone that you once like harbored so much hatred for I don't like the concept of like you have to stick to one thing that you've said for like the rest of hatred for. I don't like the concept of like you have to stick to one thing that you've said for like the rest of your life. Like you did feel that way in the moment

and that was like a very real falling out that you guys had and stuff. But that's not to say that like you can't eventually be like civil with one another. I don't think that that's right. Especially like when it does affect the people around you, you guys share so many of the same friends. And I think I was so angry for so long. And I also like very much only saw one side. never gave james a chance to i guess humanize himself or learn more details or whatever i still don't know the whole situation i'm not going to be the person to like whatever

but i can say like at least when i see him now the few words that we say or the things i hear from my friends i do think he's grown a lot as a human being from the person i once ended my friendship with and hated so much i think i have as well like just time has gone on so now it can be like hey hey yeah and like we agree with that i don't think that's so crazy but i i get where you would see or you'd be worried that people are going to have a negative reaction to it i feel like yeah rightfully so whatever but it's i mean at the end of the day, it's your business. It's your relationships. I think it's just being, like, cool with someone is a good thing. Yeah, that's not to say you're going to be at his house,

hey, sister, every day. No, no, no, just like when I see him, it's not like we have to avoid each other across the room. And that's a grown thing for you to do, too. You don't want to, at this age, we should not be going to parties and having to, like, stay in the opposite exactly i just i feel too like old for all of that and feel like we are too old and obviously even when i saw

him at coachella was like oh my god we're matching haha funny let's take a photo fuck this like it was like a decent conversation you know like you can when you see someone in such a small percentile like that like it can just be like funny haha goodbye you know yeah and i think that's a good thing i haven't seen anything negative about it on reddit so far and i'm pretty on top of it so i love your reddit obsession right so it's probably gonna be so bad for me because it is like it's very horrible it's like no one has anything to say on reddit yeah you're obsessed with the side of reddit that's like talking about you no not about me you and your world well it's about like all these people i know and it's it's funny because it's a lot of it is like people speculating about stories i know about and so

it's funny to see like what people's assumptions are like when i really know like the tea you know what i mean like if there's a breakup that happened that i know what happened like yeah it's so fun for me to see like what's going on absolutely and like with my own breakup too like people were speculating and it's like god you guys are like honestly right like it's so fun like and people put so much time into it they do speaking of a breakup that happened that people are speculating about that has to kind of do with coachella sean and camila cabello back together spotted kissing so i didn't know that jeff and sean mendez were like bros like i didn't jeff would always say that like oh yeah like sean's my friend and i'd be like

haha you're so because everything's just like a bit with us i never like yeah read too much into things and i know they go to the same gym and like say hi and shit but we're standing at the vip bar i'm like talking to jeff and whatever and then i start talking to someone else i think it was pool boy and sean just approaches jeff and they have like a 30 minute conversation. And I'm standing there just staring at this happen. And I'm like. How strange. How strange. How hot.

Honestly, how hot of Jeff. How hot of just everything. Everyone involved. That's hot. That's iconic and hot. And I just couldn't take my eyes away from it. And then finally, I noticed Camilla's just standing there. Arms wrapped around Sean's arm.

I love that they weren't even trying to hide it. See, I'm all for. I mean, not myself personally, but I love to see, like, exes get back together and just give no fucks about what anyone else thinks. 100%. Like, just roaming around, like, doing their thing. And you know, also, like, again, I feel like they're not in the artist section.

That's very much... Yeah, VIP bar, like, VIP bar is, like... That's very much, like, influencer networking central. Like, you are probably gonna get paparazzi'd here and fans are probably gonna take like you don't give a fuck well did you see did you see camilla respond to i think it was hollywood fix guy he says are you guys back together she goes yeah i swear she goes yeah me drunk with someone that i'm not back together and then she like passes the u and Sean's like, come on.

It's hilarious. I never want to be like, she's just like me for real. But like me. No, it is. I wonder if Sabrina's like sick. Oh, yeah. Because Sean Mendez was talking to Sabrina. Sabrina Carpenter. No, yeah.

I saw them together at a friend's birthday party recently. And they seemed pretty together to me. Is she sick? I'd be sick. I mean, maybe she was just having fun. Like she's hot. She could date whoever she wants. I don't think she really is too pressed about it. It could was just having fun like she's hot she could date whoever she wants so i don't think she really is too pressed about it just been like a hookup

moment i got invited to her show this week serena carpenter she's so cute like a little dinner i kind of want to go i'm not sure the pornhub awards are that night i love the pornhub awards i've never been there it's the most fun night ever i love the pornhub awards so much because it's like if a regular award show could be just unhinged as fuck like everyone there just doesn't give a fuck in the after parties and everyone's having sex and it's like i would feel like so like ugly or like for sure it's like the hottest girls in the world and just like the most like confident like i just i don't know if i would belong there but it would be fun so brooke you sent me a tiktok today basically it's just this girl the sound is like you got

to get on your zoom every day at 10 a.m you got to get on your zoom and it's like telling tana that she has responsibilities after coachella because you're so known for your fashion reviews after coachella which is it's so crazy that those ended up being one of the like pivotal videos of my career like the 10 millions you know like the ones that like people love seeing so much because reviews after Coachella. Which is, it's so crazy that those ended up being one of the like pivotal videos in my career, like the 10 millions, you know, like the ones that like people love seeing so much because it's like, who the fuck is Tana Mongeau to review fashion? I think that's why it's so fun. And some of my biggest scandals, like to date.

The Nina Dobrev one. Nina Dobrev. I actually want to start off this segment apologizing once again to Nina Dobrev. I filmed a video with James Charles where we reviewed Coachella fashion and i was like cooking nina dobrev's outfit and to this day i get tweets no i think what didn't you say like who's nina or something like along those lines i probably said so many awful things i remember i said something about zoe kravitz i was like who is that people are like literally you're tana mojo like who are you to like say that about and it's such a good point yeah like, like it's you or a dollar bill

I wore a dollar bill you insert pick up and in a red ball gown to the Oscars Something like that needless to say even though who is Tana Mongeau to review Coachella fashion The people have asked me to come back and deliver my duty and obviously Brooke is joining me We decided it'd be a perfect thing for canceled Ari's pretty known over here for reviewing fashion with me specifically his negative takes on outfits supposedly i'm just a very negative person that people invite me on their podcast to be negative towards no you're here to review fashion you're here because you're the most honest out of all of us i feel like i'll be like oh i think she looks cute and you'll be like she looks fucking horrible if she looks horrible only yeah normally should they always do let's start with charlie

domelio i'm gonna go with her well she never disappoints me i wish we would have had the moment that she had the blonde hair i think she killed it in front of revolve with landon they looked hotter than i think megan and fucking mgk and if you have something to beef with me about let's beef go okay i think charlie looks amazing but not in this sorry oh is this this is what day one or what i don't know but i'm talking about so we're just gonna jump into reviewing fashion honestly this was charlie's day one fit i liked this because i feel like it gives innocent charlie d'amelio vibes yeah it gives how old is she like she's like 19 that's what i wore to coachella well i mean it's definitely not what I wore when I was 19, but you know, it's expensive.

It's on brand. It's wholesome. It's sweet. It's innocent. She's nice. I love her. She's perfect. She looks gorgeous.

She looks gorgeous. The long black hair, like she looks amazing and it's sweet. I would give it an eight and a half out of 10. I'm giving her 10 out of 10 because all her fits

was amazing. Did you see her one at Revolve? I haven't seen it. What do you give this? I give this a an eight out of 10 as well. fits was amazing did you see her one that revolved i haven't seen it what do you give this i give this a an 8 out of 10 as well this was her next fit i appreciate the daringness of the blonde wig like i appreciate a wig i have questions so so we just saw the last one do you think that was extensions in her hair like she did nothing wrong no it has to be

extensions in order but i'm saying like do you think they took that heavy? Because I'm wondering, like, did she have to face tune this wig in? No, I saw her. I saw her in person. I think in order to put a wig on, you can't have 24-inch extensions. That's what I was wondering. You have to, like, take them out. So I'm assuming they were clipping. Or she had a crazy hair team taking out, like, beat in, tape in, whatever.

Just to, like, slick her shit and give her a wig. Well, she's eating with the blonde. I love that for her. But this is, like, such a funny example of, like, you know the joke her a wig. Well, she's eating with the blonde. I love that for her. But this is like such a funny example of like, you know, the joke that it's like if Dixie does it, Charlie's going to do it too. Like Dixie has the platinum blonde hair. So Charlie had to step out with the platinum blonde hair.

Love you, Charlie. So much. Literally so much. I love the belt. Belt. I think she looks flawless. Even if Charli D'Amelio literally wore like a paper bag, like I could never, I'd be like, she ate up that paper bag.

Because I'd be like, how dare you? That's Charli. Perfect angel. Like there's something about her that's so exempt from the rule for me that I can't criticize anything she does because she's so perfect. Okay, well then we need to get to someone we can criticize. Yeah, honestly. Love you, Charli.

We can't be too nice to each other. I thought it was great. Zoe Fish. Incredible. She's in my Coachella best dress. I don't mean to like give it away immediately off rip, but my Coachella best dress in my head are Dixie D'Amelio and Zoe. Well, that you just gave it away off rip.

I did. I think she's just killing it in general. I think anyone that's like, I think she's just changing the game for all the regular degular influencers like i feel like she's turning into someone like way more lit i don't know her fits are getting so crazy to be honest giving like like fashion girly on tiktok i i feel that even like today i was tweeting asking like who should review who should whose fashion should i review and all the responses were like zoe and normally when i ask things like that people don't always say that like I feel like she's really putting her fashion foot forward.

And you could tell, like, she did, like, half of it by herself. Like, she put all the effort into it by herself. Do we have her other three fits, too? Like, they all were just. And look at that face. And look at that waist. Face and waist and face and waist. I think a lot of people were trying to give a different theme every single day.

Do you know what I mean? Like, I was, at least. Like, I was like, oh, I want to be denim girl this day and then i want to be like cutie cargo girl this day and maybe i want to do cowboy chic i think those all run in the same but they're different like they still one was like denim streetwear the next was like like leather cowboy like she very much gave the same aesthetic across three but different ways i feel like this is the most common aesthetic i saw this year and it kind of brought me back to like a few years prior i feel like that was like 2018 vibes was like this exactly like very bell like yeah crochet you i saw your tiktok about that i agree because this i

wore almost like i mean obviously i did not look like this at coachella in 2018 but like that was the vibe i was on like turquoise white like very like accessorized like that was the vibe I was on Like turquoise white Like very like accessorized Like that was the vibe For me it's nice to have that back Yeah I think so too That's what happens You cycle through and it comes back Because there were the years where it was like

Oh my god you need like 3D Like Tomb Raider looks I'm really glad we got out of like The space cowboy era of Coachella Yeah like I like seeing like Coachella desert cowgirl chic a lot Like I think it's nice And it's like it's more timeless Because that's how Coachella. Yeah, like I like seeing like Coachella desert cowgirl chic a lot. Like I think it's nice. And it's like, it's more timeless

because that's how Coachella has always been. Like that's, it's always gonna make sense for Coachella. Yeah, I agree. See like she did the same aesthetic across it and they like all match so well to me. It's giving what Kendall Jenner wished she would have done if she actually did it. Yeah.

I don't know, I think she's like honestly just, I think she's killing it in general. I don't know. I think she's like, honestly, just, I think she's killing it in general. I think every single fit, I feel like she gave what Coachella was supposed to give, though. I've never been there. I feel like this is what I would envision Coachella would be. But like now,

like, I don't know what I would wear is probably like a chrome hearts hoodie and like, like in some, you know, chrome denim. Thanks for sharing. I don't know. Like I'm saying,

like, it's so different. I feel like she killed it. I feel like she like, you know, she made me hate my outfits for sure. Yeah, for sure. She made me. I think you know. I'm saying it's so different. I feel like she killed it. I feel like she like, you know. She made me hate my outfits for sure. Yeah, for sure. She made me like a great.

No, I think you killed it. You killed it. You were in my top 15. 16. Oh, God. Kylie. Okay. Why are her legs off?

No, no, no. I screenshot of this and I don't see anyone's legs. I'm in the weird beta where you don't see people's legs. I have been for like three years. It sad i feel like we have to put kylie and hayley and kendall in the same category that they and i love this i'm gonna go on a whole tangent don't put kylie in the same category as hayley when hayley looked like she was going to a fucking street performance in tennessee when kylie looks like a million bajillion dollars in Justin Bieber's tour bus. Thank you. I'm saying I like that Kylie, Hailey and Kendall kind of were like too cool for Coachella.

Like their fits could have been worn to like Bootsy Bellons. Vons. Yeah. I saw a lot of TikToks about this. So tell me how you feel. But I mean, like they're setting themselves apart from the influencers by literally no longer. They have to do that because it gets like you do have to separate i feel like influencer is very cost to me i mean not so much this year but like it's like it almost gets worse every year you have to come like to next year it's going to be like straight up pajamas if you're a real celebrity because you have to make sure everybody knows you don't give a shit as much as it's another tuesday exactly and i i respected that energy and liked it i love this top under But I feel like it could be done differently. Like, I think Emma did it perfectly. Like Emma, Emma did it in a way that like it was still an outfit that she couldn't wear to her local grocery store, which I don't know if I agree with that with Kylie.

Is that you guys downplaying her insane fucking phenomenal white leather outfit? Yes. I'm just embarrassed by the both of you. It's honestly insane. You can't compare her look to fucking Haley's. Haley wore a diesel buckle and thought she was killing it. Was it? Embarrassed by the both of you. It's honestly insane. You can't compare her look to fucking Hailey's. Hailey wore a diesel buckle and thought she was killing it. Was it?

She's wearing some, you know, insane top. Probably from Marcella. Something giving mummy. And I know someone wore that to the mat. And then the insane leather. Look at her face. Look at her hair. You're right. Kylie eats over everyone.

I agree. So now we have Hailey. She looks like you on a regular Tuesday filming Jeff FM. I love her. I literally love her outfit. You look like shit. I love it. Okay.

I get plagued by the thing and I'm going to ask you guys both this. If that wasn't Hailey Bieber, what would you think of it? Like if it was like a girl who was a five. I think she was Tana Mongeau at We Hope Bistro. Because I love like that's my favorite like vibe is like you just didn't care about it but she has the good jewelry she's bare like her makeup is always like she just looks great i agree with you but i i understand where he's coming from that we're like out of touch to be gassing it babe she's wearing

literally brandy melville hoodie white thing from i don't know i feel like you know i talked too much it's like shit i don't agree at all i i agree with ari that it might be taking the regular thing a little well kendall did the same thing no kendall wore a t-shirt kendall looked horrible yeah i mean it's definitely like president of the the regular i'm too cool for this like type of fit i i don't hate it i think being too cool for this type of fit. I don't hate it. I think being too cool for Coachella with your fits right now is like my obsession. I think if we're talking too far, I think we talk about Kendall. But I think Haley was fine.

Listen, she had a cowboy boot on. This girl couldn't even put a chrome fucking hoodie on. Listen, it's Brandy Melville. You need to relax with the chrome hoodie thing. Emma Chamberlain. She's one of my favorites. She's in my top three. She looks perfect.

Is that Diesel? I don't know what it is, but I like the denim matching. I think the loafer is very her. I didn't see a loafer at Coachella other than really her. Like, you know. I love her like little mullet situation she has going on right now. She's a supermodel and has an unlimited budget from Louis Vuitton. No one can say shit to her.

She looks fabulous. I appreciate when someone takes their day-to-day fashion and elevates it like it's still so emma but it's like elevated coachella emma yeah she's very um i feel like it's still very casual but it's not like so casual again that like you could just wear it to any and she did the same thing here like it's cute like i i liked i don't know what the bag is i don't know what the bag is. I don't know what the bag stitches. Looks like you could put a vacuum in there. I was just going to say like my MacBook Pro would fit in there.

It is big. But it's sick. I like it. I like that she elevated her style. I agree. She kept it her and she kept it cute. And she's also in the middle of like I'm not an influencer and I'm not trying too hard. And I'm not a celebrity who doesn't completely give a fuck.

She's an influencer. I think that everybody believes deserves to be a celebrity. I think everyone can agree on that. She should be in the same category as, like, a Kendall Jenner. Dixie D'Amelio. Flawless. My Coachella's best dressed. Best dressed, number one. She's my perfect person on the planet.

By far. I have this whole way out in my head was, like, today. Like, if she wasn't this skinny, would I still like this fit that much? Because people always say that, you know? But it's it's her it's not even just that she's skinny it's her vibe like she's cool as fuck like and these you can't see it in this photo but these are like cut off shorts and not pants are they cut off shorts she looks insane the small top she killed it the diamond she killed it the hair she killed it the hair she bodied if she wore no bag she would have killed it 10 times more the diablo comment is hilarious that's all i have to say she literally killed

coachella every outfit even her in the pool made me literally straight i know i loved her little bon or her her little buns and with her heineken like come on it doesn't get more regular than that i'm telling you she's cool killed it killed it killed it killed it killed it exactly the same thing like the fact that her hair had the black in it and was like, the little swoop, swoop, swoop. And then like the shorts. I loved all the shorts she was doing.

That's my favorite trend right now is like long shorts. And just giving abs, like giving abs all of Coachella. It's giving very 80s and I'm living for it. Like the shorts, the jean, like the denim shorts, big jacket. Even though she didn't do that. Like Brightbrook Schofield.

Yes, it was. Oh, yes, you killed it. Horrible. Let's talk about it. Oh, no, no, no. So I've seen these tops before. Which one's Madison Martina and which one's Lele Pons? Neither of those are Madison Martina.

At all. One of those is Hannah Stocking. That's Lele Pons and Hannah Stocking. Brooke just clowned me off camera. She said, Tana, that's your best friend. Yeah, because Tana one time ditched me to go to Lele Pons' wedding You can't take out like a dupe Of a fab fucking like piece

And put it with a fucking jean short You piece of shit That's what really sends me The tops are pretty bad But honestly without the black strap They wouldn't be that bad I'm just worried about how sweaty they are I don't hate the tops at all the strap is

scary the strap is okay but here's the thing horrible if those tops were worn with dope ass low-rise pants i'm not that mad i'm not mad at the top i'm mad at everything but the black strap the black strap is the problem the top was worn with a fucking sheer skirt that went down your ankles with a fucking insane shoe on with the most insane diamonds on. I would understand. They have black straps and jean shorts on with shit on their eyes. I'm over it. The shorts.

And I mean, at least lately went for like a belt. The shorts. No, the belt made it worse. The shorts with the top like killed me because I'm not against the shorts and I'm not against the top in their own regard styled out perfectly. OK, I'm not. I thought they killed the Coachella. No, it reminds me of those like the clear shoes you can wear where it like gets all foggy in there. Like I know that's happening in their top.

But sometimes suffering is. Oh, no. He's crying because of their outfits. Sometimes a look. You have to suffer for the look. You know what I mean? But. Sometimes a look, you have to suffer. You have to suffer for the look. You know what I mean? But where's the look?

That's my point. No look. The shorts with the tops. It's the different color shorts. They could have matched denim. I know, they could have at least agreed on a wash. And both wore at least the same hair, the same denim. You know, you killed the denim.

You know about that. I like the tops. They both look amazing. That's all I know to say. Their tits look great. Body, skin. Tits, tits on top. They're beautiful,

beautiful icons. And I love the tops. I just, everything surrounding the top really hurts me. Sincere, like three out of 10. And I love them.

I don't think this is on my scale. Her wedding dress looked amazing. Yeah, like I'm not, nothing, I love the top. The three is for the, maybe a five because I love the top and I love their amazing. Yeah, like, I'm not, nothing, I love the top. The three is for the, maybe a five, because I love the top and I love their faces.

I, maybe unpopular opinion, but I love this look. Oh, this look on Alex Earl is in one of my, like, top fives. I was looking at the girl on the right. I swear to God, I didn't even notice her. She looks like Kim Kardashian. Well, and this dress is like 3m like it doesn't shine like that normally it was gray yeah it's a gray dress but it's reflective so it's like shining wait wait alex earl is chloe kardashian and oh my goodness

she's fab yeah she looks amazing she killed it she so killed it and but the other one didn't i am utterly utterly obsessed with this look of Alex Rowe. I would give it an absolute 10 out of 10. Like, I love the way it's accessorized. I love this dress. I love that it's 3M. I love it. My favorite, honestly.

Me too. Top three. Oh, my gosh. The slick, rake hair. Half up, half down with the, you know, vintage Chanel with the... No, no, no. You kill it. She posted the funniest video of her coming home after this night.

And I will never believe what her. She's hilarious. She's so relatable. She was at Neon Carnival killing it. She kills the game. No one kills it harder. God, I love her. Killing it.

What'd I say? This one's fun. Is that a belt? Is that a thick belt? She's, it's giving. I'm trying to be Zoe Fish, but I can't. I'm almost there. Couple years off. I'm a a thick belt? She's, it's giving, I'm trying to be Zoe Fish, but I can't. I'm almost there. Couple years off.

I'm a couple years off. She's killing it though. The boots, I think they're Prada. Everything else, Fashion Nova. I like this one. She's killing it though. She kills everything. The other one put me like over in a chokehold and I like this one, you know?

Yeah. You can't have three sleighs in a row. You have to have like a one main and then a couple like side. I totally like this one. Exclamation point. I like this one. Exclamation. I like this fit. I think her, I think the pants fit was my least favorite.

The other one was just like, I'm Alex Earl and you're going to fucking look at me and I'm, I'm fucking Alex Earl. So nothing, everything. That's my number one, but everyone has the best one of three fits, you know?

Love. Oh my gosh. Noah, I love you so much. Your outfit looks like shit, but you're so hot what's on the vest you're the hottest person on the planet i think if it's on air first of all it's on brand notice how he tagged empire polo club oh it is i know i thought about that today

i was like i shouldn't make my location coachella because the cool people make it no daily stardust did that though oh well maybe because they saw the horses i personally think that noah i mean he could have done better but i think clothes just look like so good on him but i don't think that that vest looked good on him i think i think he looked bad i think he would just look better with no clothes on but sometimes when you're yeah i think that's it when you're sexy you could just wear whatever yeah i like all the pieces as is the fit overall is very much like a six out of ten to me, but I do really like the vest. I just think it's Noah Beck and he can do whatever he wants.

I take offense to the shark on his hat for sure. Ricky Thompson eats every time. Has never not eaten a day in his life. I wish he had like bagpipes though. Ten out of ten in my opinion. To the grocery store he hit that he just kills it. He kills everything. I love those boots too.

That's a ten to me. I think anyone with a fucking bald head like that kills it denzel same situation another another sweaty one i know that's what he killed it so fucking yeah but that's like essentially like actually wearing a trash bag like the sweat that he had to have endured he looked 10 out of 10 no he looks incredible let me be clear about that but i just want to talk about comfort level at all leathers wild but you know that's something i would do i did that to life is beautiful in september in vegas it's just they kill it if you wear leather and the heat you kill it i don't give a fuck what anyone says shout out him i appreciate people who

will forsake their comfort for fashion yeah always i um again coachella's for fun oh alex earl's third fit i liked the other two a lot more than this i appreciate the boobage i always love to see her boobs for sure yeah but i think this could have been but it just is too busy i think i think it's the vest to me gives like coquette yeah she's giving like um like jury duty up top and then like i don't know know what's going on on bottom. Yeah, like cowgirl realness. This is my least favorite of her fits, I think. Me too, but if I wore all three fits, I wouldn't be upset.

I think she looked great all the days. I would wear that, though. Like, if my stylist put me in that and was like, you look, like, cute, like, I would wear it. So it's like, you know, Stassi baby. She looked fabulous. Ten out of ten. Super hot. She, Stassi, baby. She looked fabulous. 10 out of 10. Super hot.

The metal top killed it. I don't know how much I like it. I love Stassi. I don't know how much I like that outfit. Her body killed it. Gia's skirt killed it. Okay, guys, if you want an actual Coachella in-depth outfit interview video, let me know.

That was kind of us just giving our thoughts randomly on some bits. I don't think we, we didn't put in any any zeros i don't think we even rated half of them i know i know but they were all like decent bits that we liked like you know i don't yeah i think we just skipped over a lot of ones that were i skipped over all the fugly awful ones so if people really want that from us or like a tiktok or something like that i'm down i just yeah something that you can like delete after even just a youtube video where i'm dedicating my time to going into that i like feel like a TikTok or something like that. I'm down. I just. Yeah, something that you can like delete after. Even just a YouTube video where I'm dedicating my time to going into that. I like feel bad.

That's the thing. I think people want that for me, like the outfit review, like Psycho Tana again. But like I was just an unhinged asshole then. And now it's scary now. I don't like to say anything bad, really. I just saw a fit on the screen of a girl

who I like love. Like she's an influencer I love. And she's such a sweetheart. And I would rate the fit a two screen of a girl who I like love. Like she's an influencer I love and she's such a sweetheart. And I would rate the fit a two out of 10. It was awful. She looked awful, but I felt terrible even including it or like saying that because it's like tough, you know?

Yeah. You don't want to be mean. Speaking of festivals, we have a fun segment to end today's episode. I am so excited about this. I, it is my dream to go to Fire Festival I don't know if you know that about me

So I like fully I fully originally wanted him This guy who's about to come in And be a guest for the last Like 20 minutes of the show I wanted him to be like A full-blown guest On cancelled podcasts

Come here, sit on the couch Talk our shit But he legally can't leave The state of New York Very understandable After everything he's been through Today we are having on Billy McFarland or shit but he legally can't leave the state of new york very understandable after everything he's been through today we are having on billy mcfarland the ceo of fire festival is it a ceo yeah it's his shit he's the ceo it just broke news worldwide you can be the ceo of anything

i know but can you is it a company like for sure he started fire festival right yeah with what who jaw rule i should have educated myself no i think jaw rule was just like a like a someone there someone performing someone like oh being the face of something like how frank ocean performed but isn't coachella like did he though yeah anyway that's another topic he's doing fire festival too and it's been making the news worldwide like it's it was just on the cover of like paper magazine i just saw that online like people are freaking out and i want to have him on and ask him a few questions as a fellow failed convention holder myself you know people often compare tana con to fire festival really similar honestly i have

some questions for him billy's ready and we're gonna have him on and we're gonna talk to him and we're gonna see what's up guys hi we're so excited to have you thank you so much for joining us on today's episode of canceled what's up guys super late here in new york but pumped to be here what time is it in new york? It's like 12, 1220. Oh my God. Thank you for taking the time. Yeah. Let's do it. What's going on? Well, I just appreciate you in a way giving us kind of the exclusive on some things that

are going on with Firefest. I had that same couch in my last apartment that I was arrested in. So it's bringing up all kinds of memories right now. Well, you and I have, you and I have done a lot of similar things apparently, you know, we're trying to bring you back. It's actually funny. I mean, I'm just now meeting you right now for the and I have you and I have done a lot of similar things apparently you know we're trying to bring you back it's actually funny I mean I'm just now meeting you right now for the first time hello but in years of my life with having a maybe a convention that didn't go the way I planned Tanacon people have compared you and I and have said that we should link or work together a lot so I'm happy we finally are. Let's go.

I hope my career trajectory looks like yours in the past five years. Oh, come on. You're doing the damn thing. So, I mean, can I just jump into, we have so many rogue questions for you today. I just, I want to know so many things. Yeah, let's do it.

Fire Festival 2. Would you guys come? Of course. We were actually just talking about how funny it would be and iconic it would be to have a canceled episode live from fire festival it's my dream to go to fire festival i would go again even if i knew it were gonna fail which i don't i i don't think by the way but there is there is a lot of of speculation and i can relate to you in the regard that after tana con kind of plummeted um i had a lot of offers and I can relate to you in the regard that after TanaCon kind of plummeted,

I had a lot of offers and people kind of come reach back out to me, like do it again because there's so much hype around it, you know, and the pressure to prove yourself in something that you once like believed in so heavily. Are you nervous towards the pressures and the public thoughts on fire festival too? I think it's like super interesting that people want to be as close to turbulence as they can get

without risking getting hurt. So if the build-up to Fire Festival 2 could provide that turbulence, I think it has the opportunity to just capture so much attention. But at the same time, I saw what happens when you fuck up and just cannot have that happen again because the second time, there just is no coming back from absolutely this one is kind of the final you swing and you hope you hit are you do you feel like this one will go without hiccup yeah i mean it has to did you do

tanacon again or no sorry i've been out of the loop so i don't know with similar i guess and forgive me if i'm overstepping but likeness to you i i there is a giant part of me that would love to do it again and come back and prove myself and allow people to want to attend and speculate you know if it's going to be good or bad and so on and so forth and i've had my offers and my moments of deciding if i want to do that but the pressure of delivering that in a way that supersedes the past one so much does terrify me so I guess that's why I'm asking you do you do you feel that fire festival 2 will go without hiccup interesting like no there has to be hiccups

right I think like that's part of the fire experience as well but it's also like an interesting point where if it's like kind of good it's almost worse than it being really bad right because it's less memorable so yeah it's like this interesting point where if it's like kind of good, it's almost worse than it being really bad, right? Because it's less memorable. So it's like this interesting thing where it either needs to be like amazing or so terrible that it's worse than last time. It makes it more memorable. And anything in the middle is just like a huge failure. Well, what do you plan for it to be?

You plan for it to be? It has to be tropical again, right? Like we need to nail that first before moving on. Like that's a theme and like that needs to be delivered. um yeah i need to like it needs to be like a year or so away though right i can't do it again four or five months yeah so when do you have a timeline that you're like thinking no date yet and i think like i've had offers as i'm sure you have had as well and just vetting these partners now and i really want to focus on like the wild shit and like do cool marketing but more importantly just like do more fun adventurous stuff on this site whether it's

like stuff with like flying just scoop it up and just like focus more on that and find a great partner to like deal with all the logistics and I'm not the guy to sell the tickets or give me the wristbands but when you get there we're gonna have like the craziest fucking four days of your life wow so is it still an idea right now or have you started like actually, um, like planning it out? Yeah, there, there have been some tangible plans, so I can't, I can't give a date yet and like get totally fucked, but yeah, there are tangible plans. Sorry to cut you off. Um, has it been like harder to get people to get behind you this time after the first one? Like as far as like people who want to get on board with you to throw it that should be a little bit easier i think like the world has changed in the past six years

i think if i was sitting in the same spot six years ago it was really hard but as you guys have totally mastered like attention is the reserve currency of the world right now so for everybody that says no there are you know massive brands And massive artists that Live for that attention and like that is their Currency so they're kind of willing to take that Risk and I agree honestly I always Thought that the Viability for Tanacon would be

On zero after one and if Anything like you said people wanting to Be as close to the turbulence as possible almost Attracts more potential suitors in Like a business regard so I understand That I just guess i've been seeing so much press around it lately i we were just talking like paper magazine did this whole like thing and that's why we were excited to have you on what kind of sparked that new press run like what made you decide to kind of go forward with saying you are doing a fire festival too it's like starting to feel real in

terms of who's coming around the table and there are a couple so you've always been down you've always been down to do fire festival too you've just been waiting for kind of the right time and people to do it i was in my jail cell for four years trying to like draw out a roadmap for it so four years yeah i had like a dirty it could have been worse. So you were actually in jail for four years, yeah? Yeah. So I missed Tana Khan and all the... You didn't miss much.

I just didn't miss much. In jail for direct correlation to Fyre Festival. Yeah. So basically lied to investors to raise money for the event and was charged for wire fraud for lying to them. So it's like it wasn't actually charged. Yeah. Wasn't charged for the festival itself.

I think it's like what people get wrong is like literally charged for how. Where did you where did you serve time? Well, where did you serve time at? I just kept getting in trouble, like getting sent to worse and worse jails, but finished up at a jail like outside of Detroit and Michigan. And I'm from New York. So, yeah. So no Rikers Island. No Rikers Island, but close.

No, I was in federal jail. Wait, federal? Sorry, isn't federal kind of like... My lawyer always tells me if I'm going to go to jail to go to federal jail because that's the... Well, that's ideal. My mom went to federal prison and she said it's like i can't oh really yeah like they have like room service shit no okay not room service but it's you don't

want to go to state like prison but federal is like yeah it's like kind of cool not cool it's not cool you know what she'll keep talking what kind of food are we serving at fire fest do that's i think that's what the people want to know. So when I first got to jail, they served me a cheese sandwich, which I thought was pretty funny. That's hilarious. Whoever did that is hysterical. I was kind of mad. I'm like, are you not going to give me real food?

They're like, no, this is how you get it. How do you do? Spread the word. Did you have a humble out-of-body experience? Like this may be what I accidentally did to the people. Yeah, they're just not a fun experience. No, understandably soably so well you didn't answer me what do you want to serve there are we serving prime rib or what i just haven't gotten

that far yet like that's fair i guess that's a little bit further down the road and honestly one thing that you can't do when running back a festival for the second time is over promise and under deliver so if you don't know what food that's true honestly it's better to just say less and have more when everybody shows up than to say everything that's going to be great about the festival and then rogue marketing idea market it the identical same as fire festival one like yo you're gonna come out here figure it the fuck out for yourself we have the same and i feel like so many people would it's like going on survivor no offense yeah yeah like it would almost be funnier to just completely under promise and over deliver and that's that's a great marketing tactic towards it honestly that's funny so my idea we had is that

like you arrive and it looks like a shithole like the first time and you basically like go through some like secret like portal or curtain and it's actually like an amazing festival setup so you don't tell your secrets no we're not going that one but that's a that was one of the ideas not to ask a quite outdated question but i think it's something that i really don't know and should know as a fellow festival failure they love that acronym for us but what went wrong like i know what went wrong at fire fest but i mean in your planning process like i can i can accredit like pivotal parts of my planning process to what kind of made tana con go wrong you know like i worked with the wrong person we had so like this and this go wrong because we didn't oversee this and this like can you look

back and like identify what went wrong that made it go wrong i think the biggest problem was time we dropped this like trailer without knowing if we were even doing the festival and sold a bunch of tickets and now we had four months to make like the impossible reality and then next is like I was just like young and like totally acting like an idiot it's like lost in the sauce I think I was attracting a lot of people who wanted the fast road to like money and success and power and you know attention whenever it may have been i'm like and i certainly was like one of the same but like i think it's like attracting bad people was like being a bad person and it's like a recipe for disaster well and i i think that when you

base any business decision based off of impulsivity and being obsessed with how it looks online and so on and so forth though there are negative forthcomings to come with that so it's good that you can recognize that i think that moving forward you plan on kind of being the face of it but allowing people who really specialize in this space to make sure that it's perfect no yeah for sure i think like the overall outlook and like jail in some weird way like show you the value of relationships and we are all so young we all have so much time to like work and find success and to you know find friends but it's like really about forming those deep relationships that we can like grow for the next 50 60 years and not about like hey let's outdo last weekend with this weekend every

single time and finding people who just kind of want that fast fix to just try and try and take the different approach you think kendall jenner and the hadids will co-sign this one or you think you're gonna have brooke and tana as your main i think it's funny like have nothing right where it's like hey guys like this might be fucking terrible but if it's terrible no you join us yeah you should join us for the ship show and like spend zero hours in marketing and make it the point but yeah i feel like a lot of people are gonna want to be a part of it i know us like in particular i feel like it's exciting to us to like see how it pans out the second time it should be a part of the chaos for sure do you think that like ideally obviously this is thinking

far ahead but would you want it to be something that happens like every year like i think so the type of vibe yeah so like the initial idea for fire was to have different themes like have a water theme like like an earth theme which could be a mountain or something else like try to find like like the five like natural elements and build a festival around all of them and i still think that idea is pretty cool that is really cool i love that but we gotta probably start with a successful fire yeah and honestly i mean like like i said i hope we swing and we hit this time because there's something there you know like you said spend zero dollars on marketing you don't have to you know the marketing is done

the marketing is done millions of dollars have been spent on the marketing of that inadvertently maybe negatively but hopefully it can be spun in a positive way no such thing as bad press well unless of course oh my god billy it's nice to meet you and i appreciate you coming on canceled to just talk to us a little bit about um the upcoming fire festival too and again as as a fellow failed festival uh finesser I can't wait. I like how you own it. But I think you guys need to be like the ones to do the live podcast from the festival site. I think, are you giving us permission?

Because listen, I didn't get this in writing. You guys are in. No, I think we did just get it in writing that canceled podcast will host the entire live view from Fyre Festival. And we can't fucking wait, dude. I am so excited. Amazing. Thank you for staying up so late on new york time billy and we will talk very soon all right guys

i'll see you soon thank you good night thank you so funny and i want to be a part of it so bad oh no i sincerely would actually like give a finger or a limb to be that to be the live correspondence at fire festival i love his blind delusion though that like really like is inspirational to me like because he's been saying it online so much like it's been like not him directly but him in the press you know like fire festival yeah like you usually secure an actual location like a venue like you would decide that that's like for sure like i've made tana con two jokes but if i'm coming online saying tana con two was happening i at least like have some i know that there's a structure to it. Yes.

I know the company, like the festival company is providing it. I know who's doing the ticketing. I know where it's at. Like I would have all that going just to say. Are we recording this on purpose? Yeah. Are we going to keep this in the episode? Yes.

Oh. Like I'm mind blown. Billy, love you. Like I'm excited To be there And like host it And see it all going I think it's just He's gonna uninvite us

No No It just feels Really reckless Like he put his dick In just saying Fire Festival 2 And now it's happening

I'll be there I'm just saying like That's hilarious Really crazy I love it though Listen I'm all for speaking Things into existence he's he just like threw an idea out there bro that's so fucking insane i'm like i can't believe he actually went to jail

for four years i can't i mean yes yes yes yes but i'm saying even that if i like if you go to jail for four years for it and then the first thing you want to do When you come out is do the exact same thing There's gotta be some boning And structure to it Well I don't think he plans on Lying to investors and stuff this time But I do hope to God That he has people in his corner

That know like you said That are more well versed In like the actual Act of throwing a festival i mean i think i i what i said i meant i genuinely agree like even after tana con completely failed i had like live nation and like people like reaching out to me like down to help on a tana con too that are like so established because they know there doesn't need to be a marketing budget so many people will just like yeah attend now they know there's a demand because

it's crazy and i'm not against that again like like i said to him it's like be the face of it you know and someone dope should run it and i can't wait to be there i just mean i'm just like paying an homage laughing at the fact i make the face of my festival dixie domelio well i think that i think it just you know the failed festivals don't come too often you know I think that we have a shoe in for being the face of it because there's not many other girl live hosts that have had a I think we're gonna kill it honestly amazing I agree everyone thought they were getting Hayley and Bella thank you so much for tuning into this festival slash festival outfit slash festival recap slash failed festival future but what's with me in the i'm doing good with that what the alliteration

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